Attack the Block (2011)

1. Hi, Mom.

2. Sorry I couldn't call sooner. I haven't had the chance.

3. No, I'm just walking back to the flat.

4. My shift ran over.

5. Loads of kids with firework guys.

6. How's Dad?

7. What about next weekend?

8. I could take the train up, stay the night.

9. I'll call you on Sunday. We'll make a plan.

10. Gotta go now.

11. Okay. Bye.

12. Oh, fuck.

13. Give me the phone, give me the phone.

14. Fuck that. The money, the purse. Give me the purse.

15. Don't fuck about. Hey.

16. Thank you. Please.

17. Give me that ring. It's not worth...

18. Shut up. Wanna get murked, innit?

19. Get off me.

20. What?

21. Boy, you're too brave.

22. Quick, fam, before the feds come.

23. Fuck the feds, man.

24. Take it.

25. Man, look. Hey, move, move.

26. Shit, man.

27. Hey, she's ducking. Hey, fam, she's ghosting.

28. Allow it.

29. Somebody's bombing us, blood.

30. No, it's just a firework.

31. Some big firework. Nice whip.

32. Could be bare valuables in there.

33. Shit. There's something in there.

34. What the fuck was that?

35. Some orangutan-type thing, I'm not even lying, bruv.

36. Bl GGZ: Hey, it's breezing. It looked like Dobby the house-elf.

37. Moses got shanked by a Dobby.

38. I'm chasing that down. I'm killing that.

39. Watch.

40. Payback, fam. I'm proper stamping that.

41. It's gone in adventure. Round two, bruv.

42. Playtime, bruv.

43. I got my tuna.

44. No man standing. I'm gonna fuck this thing up.

45. You got a beef now, Moses.

46. Yo, Pest, got them bangers?

47. Yeah. Jump, man.

48. It's mine.

49. Hey, back me, back me.

50. Oh, no, man, that is rank. That's disgusting.

51. Hey, we broke it up. What is that, coz?

52. That ain't no "is." That's a "was."

53. JEROME Some exotic creature, like a monkey thing.

54. That fell out of the sky. Trying to tell me it's raining monkeys?

55. That ain't no monkey. Monkeys ain't bald.

56. I don't even know what that is.

57. I ain't even gonna say. You know what that is?

58. I'll tell you what that is. That's a alien, bruv.

59. Must have come from space, trying to take over Earth.

60. Went and landed in the wrong place.

61. The wrong place. Welcome to London, motherfucker.

62. Welcome to the ends, brother.

63. This is the block. Nobody fucks with the block, get me?

64. The B-L-O-C-K.

65. You all right, love?

66. Not really. Do you live here?

67. Yeah. Come along, I'll take you home.

68. Oh, thank you. Come on.

69. You poor thing.

70. Pale as a ghost, you were. Must have given you a nasty shock.

71. You sure you don't want a cu p of tea? No, thanks. Water's fine.

72. Bloody fireworks.

73. I think they should ban them.

74. Could be the Third World War. You wouldn't know the difference.

75. What did the police say?

76. Said it was one of the busiest nights of the year.

77. Bet they don't even turn up.

78. Only it's not like the kids are scared of them no more.

79. Walking around with knives, great big dogs, like they own the block.

80. Excuse my French, but they're fucking monsters, ain't they?

81. Yeah. Fucking monsters.

82. It's ribs and that.

83. Are you finally thinking that is?

84. Beg you give me two pound to go to Chicken World, fam.

85. Ha, ha, ha. Disgusting.

86. Moses, where we gonna take that?

87. Take it to Ron's, man.

88. He watches that National Geographic shit.

89. All man ever does is blaze, water them big buds,

90. and watch the nature channel. He'll identify that thing.

91. Let me bell him up. It was madness, fam.

92. The beast of Brixton. We were crazy kicking that.

93. No, Mom. Playing football.

94. Yeah, I had pepperoni pizza. You gave me the money.

95. Some kind of non-found-out-about creature.

96. Like some "Gears of War" thing, trust.

97. Yes, I know, back by 10. I swear, Mom, back by 10.

98. She's a nurse. They don't get paid nothing, fam.

99. Hey, Moses, why you always picking the poor people, man?

100. What? We shady, fam, we shady.

101. Hey, there's more, bruv.

102. Woy.

103. Moses, what happened to your face?

104. Battled a alien that fell from the sky.

105. You're funny. What is that?

106. I can't even look at that. Halloween was last week.

107. That ain't real. Touch it if it ain't real.

108. Shove that in my face and them fangs are going in your tits.

109. Move it from me, bruv. Grow up. Could be diseased.

110. I don't want no Chlamydia.

111. You telling me that fell out of the sky?

112. Yeah. And did that to your face?

113. Yeah. So you killed it?

114. Yeah.

115. Such a bad breed, Moses.

116. Fuck. It's alive.

117. Tia's moving to you, Moses. She's on your balls, coz.

118. Hey, that's my cousin you're chatting about.

119. Hey, man. Hey, hey, hey, watch this jump.

120. Get down, man. Trust, I can do it.

121. H umpty-Dumpty.

122. We ain't cleaning your guts off the floor, Biggz, come.

123. I swear I could do that. Yeah, yeah, sure you can, man.

124. Hey, Gavin, you pyro. My name ain't Gavin.

125. It's Mayhem, and he's Probs.

126. Probs and Mayhem? Seriously?

127. PROBS ♪ Oh. What is that? That's none of your business.

128. PROBS ♪ That's sick, man.

129. Where you going? Let us come with you.

130. Yeah, Moses, let us roll with you. We're bad boys.

131. Go away. This is big-man business. You're too tiny.

132. Get in touch when you get your first pube.

133. Go suck your mom.

134. Ooh. Ooh.

135. This mean we're all gonna get chips in our bodies now?

136. Wild, fam.

137. Not as wild as that, fam. No, but that did...

138. Fam, you didn't even pull your knife.

139. Hey, Dad.

140. Yeah, just on my way to the cinema.

141. Yes, I promise, it'll be parked outside in the morning.

142. Okay, Dad, gotta go. Bye. Bye-bye.

143. I pressed it already.

144. Taking enough time.

145. I'll just... I'll get the next one. Easy, bruv.

146. Express elevator to the penthouse suite.

147. COP 1 ♪ Do you remember what they were wearing?

148. One of them had one of those woolly hats with those tassels.

149. The one that pushed me over, the main one,

150. had a black baseball cap with a red brim.

151. That's all I can remember.

152. COP 1 ♪ Did you see their faces? Have you seen them around?

153. No. They had hoods and scarves.

154. You want me to call the police?

155. COP 2 ♪ The best thing might be if you come for a drive, see if we can spot them.

156. We can drop you with a friend afterwards.

157. No, thanks.

158. I'm not gonna be scared out my home by a bunch of teenagers.

159. Yo, Ron.

160. Yo, Ron.

161. All right?

162. RON ♪ No idea. Not a bloody clue.

163. Maybe there was a party at the zoo and a monkey fucked a fish.

164. I saw them with it. Thought it was something they'd won at the fun fair.

165. Smells real, though, doesn't it?

166. Smells like a shit did a shit.

167. You wanna buy a bit of weed, then?

168. Yeah. Yeah, come on.

169. Shut up, man.

170. Well done, lads.

171. You've discovered a species hitherto unknown to science,

172. qu ite possibly non-terrestrial in origin,

173. and you kicked its fucking head in.

174. Take a seat. I'll be back. Okay.

175. We're getting rich off that because we discovered it.

176. EBay, fam. Alert the media.

177. Exclusive rights to the highest bidder.

178. The Sun. The Sun believes anything.

179. The Sun will dress it up like one of them Page 3 girls.

180. You wanna call the Guardían, blood. It's a proper paper.

181. Tabloids pay more money. Can't call the paper.

182. FBI will confiscate it off us. FBI?

183. This is England, fam, there ain't no FBI.

184. It's Section 6 or something.

185. We need an expert to verify that thing.

186. Look in the yellow pages.

187. Look for them scientist people who know about meteor things.

188. Yellow pages? Like what, "A" for "aliens"?

189. Cheers. We need a lawyer.

190. A manager or something. Bell Simon Cowell. Alien's got talent.

191. Jokes, man, jokes.

192. Actually, I did this zoology module at uni.

193. Primatology, mammalogy, all that shizzle.

194. That thing in there don't belong to no taxon I've ever studied.

195. You met Brewis, then? Very reliable customer.

196. What's gwanin'?

197. Hey, move, blood.

198. Yo, Ron. You want a bourbon?

199. Let me keep that thing in the weed room.

200. Be worth bare money. That's the safest place in the block.

201. Look, I mean, I'd love to, but it's not my decision.

202. I only work here.

203. Why don't you come and ask the boss.

204. What, Hi-Hatz is here?

205. Yeah, yeah, he's in the weed room. Come on.

206. Hi-Hatz.

207. Hi-Hatz.

208. Hi-Hatz!

209. Yo, Moses, hear my beats?

210. Yeah. H I-Yeah, that's my new trick.

211. That's serious.

212. Ah. Check it out, he's got a puppet.

213. You made that in college or something?

214. You got mad skills for puppets. Looks proper rotten and everything.

215. RON ♪ Found it over the park, didn't you, Moses?

216. He wants to know if he can keep it here. Reckons it's worth money.

217. True say? Yo, bring it, bring it, bring it.

218. Yo, do whatever you want. I don't care about that bullshit.

219. You shot my food from Ron still?

220. Sometimes.

221. There's better ways to make P's in the ends, you know.

222. Man of your age should step his game up, move some white.

223. I'm gonna put you on bail.

224. Get me 300 back from this.

225. You're my boy now.

226. One thing, though.

227. This is my block, get me?

228. MAN ♪ The female lands.

229. If this new territory ís hospitable, she releases a pheromone,

230. whích can be detected by the male of the species from over a mile away.

231. RON ♪ Brewis.

232. The pheromone works líke... Oi, Brewis. Hey.

233. Come on. You all right?

234. Bl GGZ: Yeah, son. Ha, ha.

235. What are you on about, man? Oh, fam, boy.

236. This is dynamite, bruv. Bl GGZ: I know, fam.

237. Hey, what u p, bruv?

238. Hey. Why are you smiling, bruv? What's that?

239. Hey, I bet he got a job. Is it?

240. He got recruited, innit?

241. J EROM E ♪ What's that in your pocket?

242. What's that in your pocket? Hi-Hatz is gonna step you up.

243. Bl GGS ♪ Hey, what's that? What's that? What's that in your pocket, bruv?

244. Mucking about.

245. Yo, check it. What, bruv?

246. More. More what?

247. Them things.

248. J EROM E♪ It's just rockets, innit? No.

249. Rockets go up before they come down.

250. Them things are pure coming down.

251. They're the same. Same as what?

252. As what hit that car. Trust.

253. No. More of them nasty little gremlins. Hey, it's raining Gollums.

254. Bare creatures.

255. Bl GGZ: Shit. That one landed in the park. Close.

256. Oh, lovely fireworks. No, mate, it's an alien invasion.

257. Course it is. Let's get down there.

258. Let's go fuck them up. I'm killing them.

259. I'm killing them straight. Aye. Let's get tooled up, blood.

260. Come on. Somebody call pest control.

261. They're quite sweet, really, aren't they?

262. Hey. Hi.

263. J EROM E♪ Emergency situation. Move, move.

264. Don't shove us.

265. Some of us have got exams tomorrow, Jerome.

266. Where have you been? Got to get the puncture repair kit.

267. You're not going out. Just to mend my tire. Ten minutes.

268. Ten minutes. I mean it. I promise.

269. What happened to your leg?

270. Nothing. I pulled a muscle playing football.

271. Back in a bit. Now, don't you go getting into trouble.

272. Course not, Nan.

273. MAN ♪ Dennis, where you going? Out.

274. MAN ♪ Take your dog. No, man, I'm busy.

275. MAN ♪ I'm not asking, I'm telling.

276. Pogo, come, come, come. Come, let's go savage some Gollums.

277. Let's go.

278. Come on, let's go. Go, go, go.

279. Go, go, go.

280. Hey, Moses, what's happening? Wait for us. Just wait.

281. PROBS ♪ Wait. It's not fair, man. We wanna come too.

282. Bl GGZ: The Dobbies came again.

283. J EROM E ♪ Easy, there might be something.

284. Set the grass on fire. Messed u p.

285. I told you, fam. A meteor, for real.

286. Loads came down, innit? We gotta take them all out.

287. Gotta catch them all.

288. Bl GGZ: Calm down, Pest, this ain't Pokėmon.

289. Yo, shine the light.

290. Like a fossil, innit?

291. No, that's different. That ain't even the same thing.

292. That looks triple the size, blood.

293. I'd like to see who's gonna fight that. Bl GGZ: Are you, man?

294. Right now I feel like going home, locking my door, and playing "Fl FA."

295. J EROM E♪ Hey, what was that?

296. Pogo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay. Stay.

297. There.

298. Holy fuck. Where, fam? Where?

299. On top of the tower. Which tower?

300. Ain't you got your contacts in, bruv? Look.

301. Pogo! Pogo! No, man!

302. Bl GGZ: What's it doing?

303. Where's it gone, man?

304. It's coming.

305. Oh, I can see its eyes. Not sure them things is eyes.

306. Let's bounce. I'm gone.

307. Everyone run, fam.

308. Bl GGZ: Aliens, ru n! Leave, leave, leave!

309. They say aliens?

310. That's what I heard, man. They think we're scaredy-cats.

311. Look, May.

312. Shit, man.

313. Hey, come on, Biggz, man.

314. Bully van!

315. COP 1 ♪ Stay down. Come here. Get down.

316. Give me your hand. Give me your hand.

317. Man, fuck the Five-0. Stay down, stay down, man.

318. J EROM E♪ I'm calm, man.

319. COP 1 ♪ We got wraps.

320. COP 2 ♪ M ike-Delta 403, need assistance, Ballard Street.

321. You are u nder arrest on suspicion of robbery, possession of Class A drugs.

322. It may harm your defense

323. if you do not mention something you may rely on in court.

324. Victim's phone. Anything you say may be evidence.

325. Do you understand?

326. MAN ♪ Your position again?

327. COP 1 ♪ Ballard Street, over. He said, do you understand?

328. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better hurry up and get me in that van.

329. Are you positive that's him? Positive.

330. And the rest are up on that walkway. You know that, don't you?

331. Bl GGZ: He's booking him in the van, bruv.

332. Hey, behind the cars, check it.

333. Hey, where is it? The roof, fam. Clock that roof.

334. COP 3♪ Control, re Ballard Street, we got a prisoner coming in, 557, over.

335. MAN ♪ No more units available now.

336. Also, please advise, four other suspects still in the area.

337. COP 2 ♪ Not so tough now, are we, fella?

338. Ugh!

339. Oh, shit.

340. Oh, shit.

341. Bl GGZ: No. Feds got savaged.

342. Shit, man. We gotta back Moses.

343. J EROM E♪ Sod that. I ain't going near none of that.

344. Think, fam. Think what scared the little one.

345. Bangers ain't gonna do nothing, fam.

346. I ain't talking about bangers.

347. Let me out, man.

348. Hold it steady. I ain't the one with the shakes.

349. H urry u p, man. Come on, you lot.

350. I know, fam.

351. Open the door! Let me out!

352. Yo, cover me, fam.

353. This is for Pogo. Rest in peace, dog.

354. What? Aah!

355. Took your time, man.

356. Dumb feds left the keys. Then let's jack it.

357. Whoa! Throw it off. Shit.

358. Throw it off!

359. Yo, Biggz, meet us at the underground garages.

360. Fuck.

361. Bad, bad, bad.

362. Ron, it's Brewis.

363. Mate, someone's, like, petrol-bombed my dad's car or...

364. I don't know. And there's po-po everywhere.

365. I need to come back up. All right, calm down.

366. I've got the binoculars. Where are you?

367. I'm by the road by the park. Behind a bush.

368. What can you see? U m...

369. Couple of fire engines parked up by the off-license,

370. and I think...

371. Hang on. Fuck me. What?

372. Blockbusters has shut down. Right. No police, though?

373. No. No, you're all right.

374. Come back up. Not a blue light in sight.

375. Whoa!

376. No, no, no.

377. Oh, shit, shit, shit.

378. This is a bad dream. Tell me I'm dreaming.

379. Let me out.

380. Open the door.

381. Wait, blood. Wait, blood. Wait, blood.

382. That ain't even the police at the wheel. That's youths in there.

383. What we gonna do, bruv?

384. Give me the strap.

385. Let me out.

386. Open the door! Open the door!

387. Sorry about the driving. I'm getting lessons for Christmas.

388. What were those things? Probably aliens.

389. You should leave.

390. Before the situation gets more nuts.

391. Go on, then.

392. Ain't you gonna thank us for saving your life?

393. My fucking hero.

394. Hi-Hatz, it was an accident.

395. Trust, bruv. There's bare creatures chasing us.

396. Big, alien gorilla-wolf motherfuckers, I swear.

397. Some creature fell from space and jumped Moses, so he bored it.

398. Now its brethren have come down in force, blood.

399. Moses got shiffed, and them things savaged the bluefoot,

400. so we jacked the van. We're running for our lives. Believe.

401. Jack a bully van, crash it into my whip,

402. and then chat shit about aliens to me?

403. This is making me nervous, blood.

404. That boy's still cuffed. Police are gonna be all over this.

405. You trying to snake me?

406. What, you wanna bring arms to me now?

407. You wanna murk me? You wanna war with me?

408. Listen to me, coz. I'm not even lying.

409. If we was making it up, we'd make up something better than aliens.

410. Say that word one more time.

411. I told you. On the roof, if you don't believe me.

412. What? What's on the roof?

413. One of them... Say it.

414. One of them big gorilla-wolf motherfuckers.

415. Yo, Hi-Hatz, there is something there, bruv.

416. Yo, go see what that is. No way, bruv.

417. Move.

418. Shit.

419. Yo, Hi-Hatz, bruv, there's nothing...

420. Oh, shit.

421. Oh, shit!

422. Got the key to your locker? Yeah.

423. Go, go, go.

424. Follow me. Hey, wait.

425. Moses! Pussyhole!

426. I'm gonna get you killed, blood! Watch!

427. I told you, man, alien invasion, London-wide, for real. I knew it.

428. Bl GGZ: Them vans got tracker beacons.

429. Police are gonna be here any minute.

430. When the feds find them bod ies, we're fucked.

431. If it's happening all over, the police are gonna be too busy.

432. National emergency, army on the streets,

433. helicopters, all that 28 Days Later shit.

434. We need to get off the streets, back in the block.

435. Yes, boss. Back in the block, man.

436. How we supposed to do that? That's suicide, man.

437. You know what? What?

438. I'm shitting myself, innit, but at the same time...

439. What? This is sick.

440. They're on us!

441. Split! Meet at the block! Bl GGZ: Pedal, pedal, pedal!

442. Hey, pedal!

443. Shit.

444. Stairs, blood!

445. Move, move, move.

446. Where's Biggz? Where's Pest?

447. Hey, Pest, hurry up. Hurry up.

448. Come on.

449. Run, run, run! Come on! Come on, Pest!

450. Argh! Fuck! Quick, grab it, grab it.

451. Pull him.

452. Pull him up.

453. Let's go, man.

454. Quick.

455. It's the snitch.

456. Move, man. Move. Fucking move.

457. Come on, blood. Get his bag off him.

458. Come on. Easy, easy, man.

459. Somebody bell Biggz. I got one text left.

460. I've got no credit.

461. Drop-call everybody, fam, pray someone calls back.

462. This is too much madness to explain in one text.

463. J EROM E♪ I texted them, calm. Get out of my fucking flat.

464. Tsk. Shut up.

465. Pssh. I said, get out.

466. Yo, snitch, calm yourself. This ain't about you no more.

467. Come anywhere near me and I will scream this fucking block down.

468. There's worse things out there to be scared of than us.

469. Bruv, I saw her I D-card thingy. She's a nurse, innit?

470. Help me, then. I need this leg.

471. I need it to run away from them things.

472. You think I'm gonna help you?

473. After you attacked me, robbed me, and set those dogs on the police?

474. Yes to the first two, no to the last one.

475. Dogs with glow-in-the-dark jaws, with no eyes?

476. Dogs the size of gorillas? Think them things are dogs?

477. Go out there and try feeding them Pedigree. They're aliens.

478. Whatever the fuck they are, they're not fucking aliens.

479. You swear too much, man. Yeah, you got a potty mouth, man.

480. Whatever they are, they're inside the block now. They're after everyone.

481. Yeah, we're on the same side now, get me?

482. No feds. Be better off calling the Ghostbusters.

483. This is the block. We take care of things our own way.

484. You're joking. Does it look like he is?

485. I was gonna call for help.

486. Your friend needs to go to hospital. So do you.

487. Those wounds get infected, they could kill you.

488. No, he likes his scars, innit?

489. Fuck! He's bleeding to death. Help him.

490. We ain't gonna do nothing.

491. Fix him.

492. Jesus.

493. MAN ♪ It's one of the most extraordinary spectac1es in nature.

494. What if those kids were right?

495. What if they're connected, that animal and the hole in my dad's car?

496. What if there is some kind of invasion and the police are out there?

497. I can't get busted again.

498. You've been busted? Yeah.

499. Left half an oz in my jeans, put them in the washing machine by mistake,

500. and, I shit you not, my mom's underwear came out stinking of skunk.

501. My dad obviously caught a whiff and cut off my allowance.

502. Next time, it'll be my "testicles."

503. Yes. It's tough times for you, mate.

504. And the irony is now I've gotta sell twice the amount just to pay the rent.

505. I thought you said you lived at home.

506. Yeah, well, I mean "rent" in the proverbial sense.

507. Yeah, well, you gotta do what you gotta do.

508. A man's gotta put bread on the table, proverbially speaking, of course.

509. For shizzle.

510. Listen, even if it is an alien invasion, they're 4-foot high, they're blind,

511. and they got kicked to death by a grou p of kids.

512. We got nothing to worry about.

513. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

514. Sorry I messed up your couch.

515. Don't worry about it.

516. You want me to take them off? That won't be necessary.

517. You sure? I've got nice boxers on. Genuine Calvin Klein, fresh today.

518. Tell me if this hurts. Try me.

519. Ow! H urts.

520. How about this? H urts, hurts, hurts!

521. You've torn a few minor arteries. You might have a fracture.

522. You need to get this treated.

523. Do it, then. I can't do it.

524. I don't have the equipment or the skill.

525. I've only just graduated.

526. And I missed the class on alien bite wounds.

527. Stop hyping, man. Pass me that cushion.

528. I said, pass me that cushion.

529. Aah! Don't take it out on me.

530. I ain't seen you arou nd here before, you know. You lived here long?

531. Couple of months.

532. H m.

533. N ice place you got. Thanks.

534. Thinking of moving.

535. Shame. Why?

536. I don't like the area.

537. What you mean? What's wrong with the area?

538. Fam, stay.

539. Get off of me.

540. What the fuck was that? They found us.

541. How? There's like 160 doors in this block.

542. Whatever kind of gang war you're involved in, leave me out of it, please.

543. This ain't got nothing to do with gangs.

544. Or drugs. Or rap music. Or violence in video games.

545. This is the worst night of my life. Feeling's mutual.

546. What? Choke it, man. Moses, don't, man.

547. Oh, shit. Moses. N inja.

548. Tango neutralized.

549. See? Is that a dog?

550. No. No, that is not a dog.

551. That's black.

552. Too black to see.

553. That's the blackest black ever, fam.

554. That's blacker than my cousin Femi.

555. Hey, where's that woman?

556. Wherever you're going, I'm coming with you.

557. After what you put me through, it's the least you can do.

558. No way, man. She's bare annoying.

559. Make her leave. Let that snitch get murked.

560. Why you acting like such a prick for? I need the nurse. You want me to die?

561. We can't stand around here arguing. We need to roll, now.

562. My name's Sam. Jerome.

563. I'm Pest. No, man.

564. Dennis.

565. And you're Moses, right?

566. You're gonna need a weapon.

567. Move along, please. Move along.

568. Yo, bring it, bring it, bring it.

569. Bring it, bring it, bring it. Bring the thing, blood.

570. What's happening, man? Something fucked up.

571. There's bare feds in the area, roadblocks and everything.

572. PATRICK♪ We should chill out till things d ie down.

573. You telling me to chill out? Wait till things cool down.

574. You're telling me to cool down? Oh, forget it, bruv.

575. Get in the car.

576. Get in the car. Now!

577. They mash up my whip with a bully van,

578. start threatening me about aliens or some shit,

579. telling me I'm gonna get shifted.

580. Hey, watch where you're going, prick. Then some, like, big dogs...

581. Some big gorilla-wolf motherfucker comes down from the roof,

582. rolls Tonks, tears his neck all the way out, fam. Believe.

583. Was it a dog, then? I don't give a fuck what it was.

584. Shot that thing. Died easy.

585. We gotta learn them youngers tonight, get me?

586. That's my block.

587. You get four years for carrying an offensive weapon.

588. I think this situation's a bit different. Is it?

589. Walking around expecting to get jumped at any moment?

590. Feels like just another day in the ends.

591. Where's he taking us? Tia's flat.

592. What makes you think we'll be safer in her place?

593. Security gate. She wouldn't be asking that

594. if she seen them girls fight.

595. Hey, it's Biggz, he's alive.

596. Biggz, we thought you was dead.

597. Bl GGZ: I've called you 50 times.

598. What's your phone doing on silent at a time like this?

599. Where you at? Bl GGZ: I n the bin.

600. Same bin I was at that time them boys from Aylesbury was after me.

601. One of them things is trying to head-bang me out.

602. Come rescue me. Ain't that simple.

603. Them things are in the block.

604. You're the only one with credit. Call everyone, spread the word.

605. Tell them to stay inside. I'll bell you back when we get to Tia's.

606. Bl GGZ: Fuck this, man.

607. Yo, Biggz.

608. Bl GGZ: Yo, listen. I've got 1 pound credit.

609. I can't atford to say this more than once.

610. We need backup. There's an alíen... Slow down.

611. I don't understand a word you're saying.

612. This aín't the time to speak slowly.

613. Moses and Dennís are headed to Tia 's.

614. Call everyone. Tell them to come back.

615. That thing that we kílled was for real. Now there's bigger ones.

616. Phone me later when you ain't playing Xbox.

617. Check it, Reginald and Gavin survived.

618. Don't answer to those names no more. It's Probs and Mayhem.

619. Fam, we saw the aliens.

620. They ran past us, straight.

621. We got tools.

622. Let us roll with you, man. That's not real, is it?

623. Jesus, he looks about 6. I'm 9 and a half.

624. That ain't a toy, Gavin. Give me that. Hey, leave it.

625. Let go of it, bruv.

626. Hey, let go, fam. Let go. Give it back.

627. Yo, Reginald, Gavin.

628. Go home, lock your door, do your homework, watch Naruto.

629. Stay inside tonight, get me?

630. That's my cousin's. I gotta give it back.

631. Stop bitching, you got a Super Soaker.

632. J EROM E♪ You think them things die if you shoot water at it?

633. Ain't water in it, is it?

634. You ain't bringing all them people in here. No.

635. They're involved in something.

636. Someone's chasing him, they got weapons,

637. and that one's bleeding.

638. And that woman, I don't even know that woman.

639. I'm not getting myself involved in a situation I don't need to be in.

640. It's my house, Dimples. Come.

641. There's only one helicopter out there.

642. Copper chopper, ain't even military.

643. And it's only around these ends. This ain't London-wide.

644. This is localized. Yeah, localized in your head.

645. Localized in your dreams. Dl M PLES: Drapsed by the feds, yes.

646. Big gorilla-alien-wolf monsters killing everyone. U h-uh.

647. Maybe they only fell on these ends.

648. What kind of alien, of all the places in the world,

649. would invade some council estate in South London?

650. One that's looking for a fight.

651. They're coming for us, you know, ready or not.

652. Listen to me. There's a dead one in my living room.

653. I live on the first floor. Go and look if you don't believe me.

654. You can walk right in. There's no front door anymore.

655. Moses, when did you start going out with your math teacher?

656. How do you know that woman? We met earlier.

657. He mugged me. Way. For real?

658. That part I believe.

659. TIA♪ That true? You robbed that woman?

660. Yeah, but afterwards, she fixed up my leg,

661. and we saved her from the monsters,

662. so we're mates now and it's all sweet.

663. We're heroes, innit? Heroes?

664. Five of you and a knife against one woman? Fuck off.

665. Rah. Cold. No, no, no. Don't build it up.

666. It weren't all that. We never touched you.

667. The blade was to get it over with quick. We was as scared as you.

668. Blade? You're such a waste. Why's it always trouble with you?

669. Why is it always someone getting robbed or beaten u p or arrested?

670. We can't deal with this on our own. We have to call the police.

671. You can trust me. I'll tell them what really happened.

672. TIA♪ You think the police is gonna help them?

673. They'll arrest them.

674. For the murder of two police officers, vehicle theft, resisting arrest.

675. Everything that happened in the ends tonight.

676. They arrest us for nothing already.

677. Know what I reckon, yeah? I reckon the feds sent them anyway.

678. Government probably bred those creatures to kill black boys.

679. First they sent drugs to the ends, then they sent go ns,

680. now they sent monsters to get us.

681. They don't care, man.

682. We ain't killing each other fast enough,

683. so they decided to speed up the process.

684. Believe.

685. Pest, I told you not to do that. Do it at the window, yeah?

686. It's pain relief, man. Ask the nurse.

687. Excuse me, but what is that?

688. Dl M PLES: Oh, my days!

689. Can't take two, fam. Watch me.

690. Shit, it is a toy.

691. Help! Help, Moses!

692. Dennis!

693. Moses! It's coming for you, Moses!

694. Oi! Fucker.

695. Dl M PLES: Tia, what are you doing?

696. Tia! Get back.

697. Dl M PLES: Watch it! H it it! Get the ice skate!

698. Dl M PLES: Tia!

699. TIA♪ Bash it!

700. Kill it!

701. Harder!

702. Yo, youngers, wagwan?

703. Nothing much.

704. N ice weapons. Who you fighting?

705. Aliens.

706. Is it? Seen that youth Moses lately? Who wants to know?

707. Called us for backup. Help him fight the aliens off.

708. So where's he at?

709. You know that little one you killed before?

710. That was a mistake.

711. They weren't going for us, they were going for you.

712. TIA♪ Actions have consequences, you know.

713. Dl M PLES: Everywhere you go, bad things happen.

714. TIA♪ Stay away from us, Moses.

715. You should leave. I don't want no one else to d ie.

716. Fuck that, bruv. I got your back. I ain't going nowhere.

717. They took Dennis, man. We gotta kill all of them things, bruv.

718. Come on.

719. Come on.

720. Easy kill.

721. Run, man!

722. PATRICK ♪ Come on, what are you waiting for?

723. H I-HATZ♪ Shit. Run!

724. Look out! Open the door!

725. DEN N IS ♪ Wagwan, it's Young Den.

726. If ít's girls, leave a message. Man, I'm on the block, innit?

727. Dennis, fam, I made bare calls. Everyone's coming down to back us.

728. But no one can get inside. Feds have the block on lockdown.

729. WOMAN'S VOICE ♪ You've got one minute remaining.

730. I ain't got much credit, and I can't be in this bin much longer.

731. I need to make a break for it.

732. I'll see you on the other side, yeah?

733. Aah! Hey!

734. Aah! Hey, what the fuck, man?

735. Why won't someone flipping rescue me?

736. Better get the next one, blood.

737. Get in the door, man.

738. Who was that?

739. That's Hi-Hatz. Man's a sausage. Why's he shooting at us?

740. H is best friend got ate, and he's a bit vexed about it.

741. I know exactly how he feels. Someone tell me

742. what is going on. What's that thing chasing you?

743. Why's the other lift full of bits of dead people?

744. We need to go down. I ain't going down.

745. There's too many things down there out to get me.

746. True say. Bare police, crazy gangsters and fucked-up monsters down there.

747. Okay, good. Let's not go down.

748. Where can we go? To Ron's weed room.

749. What's Ron's weed room? A big room full of weed.

750. And it's Ron's. It's good. It's good. It's like Fort Knox up there.

751. Plan. N ineteen.

752. Roboteam, on me, on me. Hold positions.

753. Ugh.

754. This is long, man. They've all gone.

755. No, they ain't. Check it.

756. Down the end.

757. Rah.

758. I am too high for this shit.

759. Trust.

760. I wanna shoot those things. Same here, bruv.

761. Times three.

762. Done now.

763. Bangers. My bangers. I'm Brewis, by the way.

764. J EROM E♪ You have them. Sam.

765. Front pocket, man.

766. Meant to be at this house party. Now I'm trapped in this bloody block.

767. Pest, get ready with that lighter. Yeah, pass it, pass it.

768. What about you? I live here.

769. Really?

770. Wicked.

771. I'm set.

772. Lights. Stay close.

773. Go, go, go.

774. J EROM E♪ H urry u p, man.

775. Keep moving. Wait for me.

776. Fire in the hole.

777. J EROM E ♪ Get the fuck off me, man.

778. Jesus. There's one behind us. Run.

779. Jerome, where are you, man?

780. Jerome.

781. Jerome, where you at?

782. Jerome!

783. Jerome!

784. I can't see shit, man. Come on, come on.

785. Pest. Moses.

786. Pest. Moses.

787. Jerome, where you at? My lights. Trying to find them, man.

788. I'm going back. Stay by the lights.

789. Are you there, man?

790. They're coming up the stairs quick. Jerome.

791. Help! Help!

792. Pest!

793. Follow me. They got Jerome.

794. Moses, they took him.

795. They took Jerome.

796. What the fuck was that for?

797. Moses, blood. Hey, come on, man, they'll kill you.

798. Moses!

799. Yo, Ron. Ron. Ron, man, let us in.

800. Ron. Open the door, man.

801. Let us in, man.

802. Open the door. All right.

803. We need to hide in your weed room. It's the only safe place in the block.

804. I don't know about that.

805. Come on, hurry up. All right, all right.

806. Come on, Ron.

807. Wagwan, Moses?

808. Sorry.

809. You killed that thing.

810. Hi-Hatz, bruv. You brought it in the ends.

811. I don't want no trouble.

812. You brought fed in the ends. Listen to me, bruv.

813. Heh. You brought an alien invasion to the ends.

814. Shit.

815. Behind you, bruv. Don't chat me.

816. I'm not even lying. Shut up.

817. I was gonna make you.

818. Now I'm gonna dead you.

819. This is my block, get me?

820. Not really.

821. Go, go, go.

822. H I-HATZ♪ Ugh!

823. Wish I'd never chased after that thing.

824. Wish we never murked you.

825. Wish I never took that white off Hi-Hatz.

826. Wish I'd just gone home and played "Fl FA" like Biggz said.

827. Anyone got skins?

828. No.

829. Bare weed and no skins.

830. This is my worst nightmare.

831. Listen, yeah?

832. We never knew you lived in the block.

833. If we knew you, we wouldn't have stepped you.

834. It would've been okay to mug me if I did n't live here? That how it works?

835. Boy, you's touchy. He's trying to apologize to you, man.

836. You're quite fit, you know.

837. Have you got a boyfriend? Yeah.

838. Are you sure about him? Where is he?

839. Because he ain't exactly looking after you tonight.

840. He's in Ghana. You go out with an African man?

841. No, he's helping children. He volunteers for the Red Cross.

842. Oh, is it?

843. Why can't he help the children of Britain?

844. Not exotic enough, is it? Don't get no nice suntan.

845. Rah. Moses, your jacket's gone rave.

846. It's glowing in the UV light.

847. Maybe it's some kind of pheromone.

848. Maybe it's a what, now?

849. It's an eco-hormone that triggers a social response

850. in members of the same species.

851. Maybe that's a female and the others are male,

852. and that stuff is what's attracting them here.

853. They're smelling us.

854. They fell out of the sky, yeah?

855. Well, maybe they, like, drift through space on solar winds

856. like spores, and whatever planet they land on first,

857. the female leaves a pheromone trail for the males to follow it, find it, breed.

858. Like bees, like beetles, like moths.

859. Some fucking funny-looking moth.

860. Yeah.

861. Well, whatever it is, you're covered in it.

862. And it seems to be piquing the interest of a hostile alien species.

863. I'm just saying maybe if you took those clothes off,

864. they wouldn't know you were there. You fancy him?

865. Are you trying to get him naked? No.

866. I'm trying to save your life.

867. And in answer to your question earlier...

868. Oh, thank fuck.

869. Bruv, I swear I will never cuss you again.

870. Yo, Brewis.

871. Everyone who touched this thing got murked, you know.

872. Dennis.

873. Jerome.

874. Tonks.

875. Them feds when they tried to touch me.

876. Everyone who had that scent on them.

877. So if they follow the smell on that,

878. then maybe I can lead them.

879. Lead them where?

880. Somewhere I can blow them up.

881. I killed that thing. I brought them in the block.

882. I've gotta finish what I started.

883. What if it jumps at us?

884. Then throw the banger.

885. What if I miss? Then we run.

886. What if it kills us?

887. No one is gonna ever call you Mayhem

888. if you keep on acting like such a pussy.

889. I'm telling the truth. I know I lied to you before, but it's for real this time.

890. MOM ♪ If you don't get your backside home, I'm calling your dad.

891. Throw it, throw it, throw it. Now, now, throw it.

892. Mom, I gotta go. Just do as I say and stay indoors.

893. I won't ever do anything bad again, I promise.

894. I love you, Mom.

895. I love you. Five minutes.

896. Anytime, blood, anytime. We don't give a fuck, man.

897. Armed police. Stay where you are.

898. Fuck. Fuck.

899. Wagwan, Biggz? What are you doing?

900. Armed policemen. Swear down?

901. Swear down.

902. You burnt that thing good. Ratings.

903. Easy-peasy. Lemon squeezy.

904. Probs and Mayhem, right?

905. Yeah.

906. You look clean.

907. You look good.

908. I'm betting my life we're right about this.

909. Believe me, I'd go out there myself if I wasn't so profoundly stoned.

910. Likewise.

911. One floor down, 191. One floor down, 191.

912. You bell me when you get there. Yeah.

913. Yo, Pest, give me that ring.

914. What ring, man?

915. Oh, man, that's ours.

916. It's worth bare P, man. Give it.

917. Raasclaat, man.

918. Thanks.

919. Even if you outrun them,

920. even if you make it, how are you gonna get out?

921. Don't worry about me, man.

922. You don't have to do this, Moses.

923. Yeah, I do.

924. Oi. Hi. Is it safe?

925. No. All right. Good luck.

926. Are you sure no one's here?

927. MOSES ♪ Yeah.

928. Who do you live with?

929. Just my uncle.

930. Where's he?

931. Comes and goes.

932. Goes, mostly.

933. You got a little brother?

934. No.

935. How old are you?

936. Fifteen.

937. You look older.

938. Thanks.

939. Shut the hatch.

940. Lock the wíndow. Leave the front door on the latch.

941. Turn all the gas all the way up.

942. Get out of the block as fast as you can.

943. You hear me?

944. Good luck, Moses.

945. Later.

946. Moses versus the monsters.

947. Kill them. Kill all them things.

948. Allow it.

949. Is that Moses? Moses!

950. Moses.

951. RON ♪ Oh, shit. Is that more of the monsters?

952. Sort of.

953. COP 1 ♪ Armed police!

954. COP 2 ♪ Put your weapons down! Get down on the ground!

955. Armed police. Drop your weapon. Hands on head.

956. Drop your weapon now!

957. This one.

958. Aah. Get off.

959. Get off me.

960. Stop resisting. I ain't, you prick. You're pushing me.

961. I don't even live here. Okay, okay.

962. I am registered disabled. You're hurting me.

963. What's your number? What's your number, huh?

964. I know my civil liberties.

965. I'm a member of fucking Amnesty. Get off me.

966. Moses saved the planet!

967. He saved the planet from alien invasion!

968. He's a hero! He's a legend!

969. Moses, call me, yeah?

970. We'll get you help. Call me.

971. Yo, Moses! Oi, Moses! Moses!

972. Why do you always arrest the wrong people?

973. Moses is a hero, don't you get it?

974. He saved the block. Excuse me, sir.

975. This is Samantha Adams. Called in the mugging.

976. M iss Adams, I believe you were out with two of my officers earlier tonight?

977. You know they lost their lives? Yeah. I was there. We were attacked.

978. Those boys, the ones you're arresting.

979. COP 1 ♪ Can you confirm it was them?

980. COP 2 ♪ Don't let them intimidate you, miss.

981. No, I know them. They're my neighbors.

982. They protected me.

983. Yo, Moses! Hey, Moses! Moses!

984. Moses! Moses! Moses!

985. Moses, bruv. Moses! Moses! Moses!

986. Can you hear that?

987. Moses! Moses! Moses!

988. That's for you, man.