1. Johnny, you're going to be
late for work, again!
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2. I'm up, Mom!
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3. Good morning, gorgeous.
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4. - Good morning.
- Hmm.
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5. Or should I say
good afternoon?
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6. Whoo! Bacon.
I love bacon.
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7. And Mama loves you.
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8. John Blake Wentworth,
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9. how many times have I told you
to cut the grass?
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10. It's a jungle out there!
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11. I promise
I'll cut it tomorrow.
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12. Fo' sho.
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13. Tomorrow, tomorrow.
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14. You're almost a grown man.
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15. And I'm late for work.
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16. Who's the most beautiful mother
in all of Shady Grove? Hmm?
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17. Who it is?
I think it's you.
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18. Who is that?
"It's my mom. My mom is."
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19. Okay, how much?
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20. What?
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21. I mean it.
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22. 50 bucks?
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23. For someone that works as much
as you do,
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24. how come you're always
so broke?
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25. It's Veronica. She's...
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26. She has expensive tastes.
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27. She should get a job,
like Michelle.
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28. Michelle, she's like a friend
from grade school, okay?
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29. - Veronica is hot.
- Michelle is perfect for you.
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30. Veronica's great,
and she's crazy about me.
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31. Of course
she's crazy about you.
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32. You shower her with attention
and money all the time.
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33. No, it's not like that.
She's a really sweet girl.
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34. You'll see.
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35. Okay. When do I
get to meet her?
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36. Uh, you'll get to meet her
very soon.
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37. She's just a...
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38. - She's just a really shy girl.
- Mm-hmm.
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39. - Here you go.
- Thank you.
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40. Have you seen my tablet?
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41. No. Did you ask
your Uncle Luther?
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42. - Luther?
- You be nice to your uncle.
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43. He's a misunderstood genius.
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44. All right, Pelosi.
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45. We're going to make history.
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46. Don't worry.
This won't hurt a bit...
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47. because you're dead.
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48. And if you weren't,
it'll hurt like a motherfucker.
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49. Here we go.
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50. Shit, shit, shit!
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51. Pelosi! No! No!
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52. You may not eat Mini,
you bitch.
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53. Back, you...
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54. Uncle Luther?
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55. Uncle Luther, open up!
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56. Bitch!
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57. Uncle Luther, do you have chick
in there? What's going on?
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58. Uncle Luther, what's going on?
Do you have my tablet?
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59. I've done it.
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60. I've made the greatest discovery
of the 21st century.
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61. Jeez, man,
didn't you hear me calling you?
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62. Please never enter my lair
when the door is locked.
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63. Oh, there it is.
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64. - No, I need that.
- Man, what did you do?
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65. I'm late.
I gotta go.
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66. No, wait!
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67. You're gonna ruin
my greatest hour.
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68. Cool. Thanks.
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69. - Hey.
- What?
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70. I told you I needed that laptop
done by this morning.
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71. So imagine my surprise
when I come downstairs
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72. and see it still
sitting there, untouched.
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73. Well, it's not like
I wasn't working.
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74. Serving donuts, not exactly
a flourishing career move.
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75. Neither is lying
and getting paid for it.
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76. - I'm not lying.
- Really?
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77. Really. People bring me
their broken shit,
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78. they pay me,
they pick it up fixed.
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79. - Not by you.
- Who cares?
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80. Me! The person who's not
getting paid for the work.
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81. - I pay you.
- Is it invisible money?
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82. - It's wear and tear.
- Huh?
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83. I drive you to work.
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84. Half the time,
I'm late.
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85. That's not the point.
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86. And the other half,
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87. you make me take the bus
at night.
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88. Also not the point.
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89. Then what is the point
of this conversation
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90. other than you're making me
late right now?
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91. Uh, the point of
this conversation is...
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92. I do something for you,
you do something for me.
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93. I fix your computers
while you lie and say you do.
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94. - That's something.
- You didn't fix the laptop.
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95. Well, it's not going
to happen right now.
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96. When?
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97. After work.
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98. - Tonight.
- Fine.
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99. I'm not driving you tomorrow
if you don't do it.
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100. - Really?
- Really.
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101. What's next,
you're gonna tell Mom?
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102. You sassing me is not
helping the situation.
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103. How about I walk from now on,
and you fix your own computers?
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104. Okay, that's how you want
to play it?
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105. - Yes.
- You're bluffing, but cool.
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106. - Okay, hey, hey, shh.
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107. Let's just chill.
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108. Breathe it out.
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109. Always the loving brother.
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110. Thank you.
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111. I was being sarcastic.
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112. I know.
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113. - Dick.
- Bitch.
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114. Nice of you to make it,
sunshine.
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115. This thing is ruined.
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116. Hold your water, Nancy.
I got it.
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117. No, it's useless.
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118. My stupid uncle.
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119. Here you go.
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120. What the—
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121. How did you—
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122. I got the skills
that pay the bills, baby.
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123. Damn.
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124. It stinks.
Did you take out the garbage?
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125. I was a little busy, what with
being the only one here and all.
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126. Sorry. I'm just having a—
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127. Whatever.
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128. I'll take it out.
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129. I'll help you.
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130. You shouldn't leave the store.
What if we get a customer?
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131. Yeah, right. We haven't had
a customer in days.
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132. It's just slow right now.
It'll pick up.
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133. I don't know how Cliff
manages to stay in business.
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134. Easy. He pays us
crappy wages
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135. and cuts every corner
imaginable.
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136. - Johnny.
- Hey, babe.
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137. I've been looking
all over for you.
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138. Great, princess.
Spread your legs.
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139. Come on, babe, you know
I work the late shift.
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140. Yeah, of course.
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141. Johnny, we have to
get back to work.
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142. Hey, you should
come inside.
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143. I can't.
I'm in a rush.
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144. Who's the dude?
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145. Oh, that's Bobby.
He's just giving me a ride.
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146. I'll bet he is.
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147. What did you say?
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148. Nothing.
I'm going back inside.
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149. I'll leave
you two lovebirds alone.
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150. Thanks, Michelle.
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151. Bye, Michelle.
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152. Weird. I don't think your friend
likes me very much.
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153. No, Michelle's great.
She—
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154. Okay, whatevs.
Dude, look, I need money.
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155. Baby, I just gave you money
yesterday.
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156. I know, but you work late,
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157. and you leave me at home
all by myself.
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158. What am I supposed to do?
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159. Whoa! What about my kiss?
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160. Babe, let's go!
I ain't got time!
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161. I'm on house arrest!
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162. Did he just call you "babe?"
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163. No! Don't be silly.
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164. Oh, hi, Johnny.
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165. Hey, Mrs. S.
How are you today?
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166. Just peachy.
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167. I'm going to treat myself to one
of these delicious jelly donuts.
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168. Oh, look at that one.
It has a tongue.
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169. I've been working extra hard
on my diet,
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170. and today is my cheat day.
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171. We'll be happy to take care
of that for you.
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172. Great.
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173. Here comes trouble.
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174. Oh, no.
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175. - I'm here for the device.
- Uncle Luther, I'm working.
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176. Where is it?
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177. I don't want to use salty
language in front of the lady.
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178. Oh, my.
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179. - Oh!
- Oh.
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180. Ohh! I told you
not to come back.
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181. I'm here to speak
with my nephew.
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182. And I said get out.
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183. I don't want your kind in my
classy eating establishment.
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184. Yeah, this place
screams class.
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185. Cliff, Luther is my uncle.
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186. He's one of the few
paying customers we have.
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187. I told you not to let him
back in my store.
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188. - It's mine!
- What are you doing?
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189. Help me, Michelle!
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190. Unhand me, you ruffian!
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191. Help! Police!
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192. - Help me!
- Johnny! Michelle!
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193. Unhand me, you ruffian!
Unhand me, you ruffian!
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194. - You going in there?
- Nope.
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195. - You?
- I'm good.
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196. You bastard!
Help me!
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197. Police! Help!
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198. Help! Police!
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199. Attica! Attica!
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200. It's mine!
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201. It's mine!
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202. Well, you two are useless.
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203. I get assaulted,
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204. and you sit there
and you do nothing!
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205. Someone has to watch the fryer
at all times.
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206. Rule number three in
the Dandy Donut safety manual.
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207. You're just gonna
put that back, huh?
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208. I'll be in my office.
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209. I'm not hungry.
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210. But it's donuts.
It's free donuts.
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211. You know I don't
take freebies, Fred.
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212. You gotta lighten up
just a little bit.
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213. What about the perp?
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214. Don't mind me.
I'll wait here.
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215. Free donuts!
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216. Are my donuts ready, dear?
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217. Here you go.
A dozen for the wait.
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218. Oh, no.
I only asked for one.
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219. Go for it. You earned it.
It's your cheat day.
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220. Well, if you insist.
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221. Thanks, kids!
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222. Excuse me.
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223. Good evening, officers.
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224. What's up, kids?
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225. We have a fresh batch
of glazed.
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226. We can't wait.
We got a perp in the car.
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227. You better hurry.
This man wants some donuts.
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228. How about a cup
of fresh coffee?
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229. Actually, we'll just settle
for a cup of yours.
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230. Good one.
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231. I tell you what.
It's on the house.
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232. I like your style, kid.
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233. - Moonlight special?
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234. That's funny.
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235. I can't believe
you like our coffee.
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236. Ah, I don't, really.
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237. It just...
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238. keeps me regular.
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239. Well, anything for
Shady Grove's finest.
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240. Thank you.
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241. And how about
a free box of glazed?
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242. My favorite kind.
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243. - Thanks, kids!
- Have a good evening, kids.
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244. - See ya.
- Bye.
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245. Did you miss us?
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246. Oh, donuts!
Can I get one?
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247. Shut up.
There's no eating in the car.
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248. Whoa! You're not gonna
let me have a donut?
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249. No crumbs in the seat.
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250. Come on,
can I get a donut?
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251. - No!
- Please?
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252. You're not gonna
let him have a donut?
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253. All right, fine.
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254. We've broken all the rules
today, why stop now?
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255. Hah! It's your lucky day.
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256. Nice. That looks good.
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257. Ooh, nice.
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258. Mmm!
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259. That acid is kicking in.
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260. Damn, he was hungry.
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261. - Whiskers McFur.
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262. We've been waiting for this
all week.
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263. Ohh...
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264. Come to mama, boys.
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265. Man, you look terrible.
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266. I'm not feeling too good.
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267. If you hurl in this car,
I'm gonna—
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268. - What is that?
- I'm gonna hurl in this car.
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269. Wait till we get
to the station.
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270. Station? This guy's gonna
explode back there.
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271. Keep it together!
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272. - What the—
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273. Here you go.
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274. Thank you, my good man.
And put it on my tab.
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275. Of course.
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276. Do you smell patchouli?
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277. Greetings, kids.
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278. Is Clifford available?
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279. Sure thing.
I'll get him.
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280. - Can I get you anything?
- Oh, no.
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281. I wouldn't be caught dead
eating here.
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282. I mean, I have a very strict,
gluten-free, Paleo vegan diet.
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283. Flannigan, what do you want?
I'm very busy.
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284. I just wanted to show you
my latest creation.
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285. Lucky me. What is it?
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286. Open it, you silly goose.
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287. It's Fertile Soil's
latest addition to the menu.
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288. Behold.
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289. Circular bliss.
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290. - It looks like a tiny donut.
- What gives, Flannigan?
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291. It's a tiny round donut.
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292. It is a tiny round donut,
you boob.
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293. Where do you think I get
the word "circular" from?
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294. So what's the big deal?
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295. The big deal,
my uncouth compadre,
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296. is that it's made from
the freshest, certified organic,
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297. gluten-free,
fat-free ingredients.
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298. Nothing less for my customers.
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299. Good luck with that.
Anything else?
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300. Oh, the best part.
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301. 3.50 retail.
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302. Apiece?
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303. You won't even sell one,
you moron!
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304. Actually, my
halitosis-inflicted competitor,
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306. Seriously, dude?
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307. Well, just cause it has all
those healthy ingredients
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308. doesn't mean it necessarily
tastes good.
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309. Try it. I dare you.
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310. I'm all set, thanks.
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311. You're not willing
to admit defeat?
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312. - Not into hippy food.
- I'll try it.
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313. Michelle—
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315. - Don't eat that, Michelle.
- Where is she going?
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316. Don't you dare eat—
She's eating the donut.
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317. She's eat—
It's probably terrible.
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318. I can feel it tingling
all over my body.
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319. That's heaven.
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320. Flannigan, I want you try
our latest concoction.
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321. Stay right here.
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322. - Hello, Howard.
- Hi.
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323. Are you ready for my famous
macaroni and cheese with bacon?
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324. Y-Yes.
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325. Well, why are you
standing there? Come in.
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326. What is it?
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327. Well, I call it
the "douche-nut."
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328. It's our new free range, whole
wheat, 100% sugar-free donut.
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329. It looks like a regular donut.
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330. Impressive, ain't it?
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331. Go ahead, I dare you.
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332. Actually, I'm gonna have you
bag that up for me.
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333. I'll take it home.
I'll have it later.
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334. I just don't want
to ruin my dinner.
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335. Johnny, bag up Mr. Flannigan's
douche-nut to go.
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336. - You got it, boss.
- Thank you.
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337. What's a douche-nut?
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338. It's just a regular sugar donut.
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339. Gross.
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340. Here you are, Mr. Flannigan.
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341. Thank you so much.
You're so kind.
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342. I would love, love, love
to stay around
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343. and chitchat with you all day,
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344. perhaps catch
some salmonella too,
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345. but I have a yoga class
to go to.
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346. Toodles.
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347. Goodbye.
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348. Good riddance.
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349. What?
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350. Did you pick up that donut
from before?
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351. - Which donut?
- The one I dropped.
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352. Kicked it over here,
but it's gone.
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353. Maybe Cliff got it.
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354. Cliff wouldn't bend over
to pick up his mom
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356. Unless his mom was a quarter.
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357. - Can you hear that?
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358. Hear what?
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359. Heavy breathing.
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360. Must be the coffee maker.
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361. Hey! What's up?
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362. Hey, man.
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363. You're in a good mood.
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364. Yeah, what's with
the silly grin?
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365. It's just a beautiful night out,
that's all.
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366. Dude, you can't be back here.
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367. Yeah, go away.
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368. We are one!
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369. It's fat free, right?
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370. Ugh!
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371. Oh, my God!
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372. It taste like... dog shit.
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373. Oh, God.
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374. So much smoother
with the lotion.
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the lotion.
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376. Oh, shit.
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377. Fred, wake up.
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378. I'm up, I'm up.
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379. The perp is gone.
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380. What?
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381. What the hell happened?
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382. Shit. This is—
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383. Give me that!
What are you doing?
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384. - I'm calling it in!
- Are you crazy?
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385. You can't just announce
to everybody we lost the perp.
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386. - It's procedure.
- We will lose our jobs!
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387. A dangerous man's out there.
We gotta tell somebody—
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388. Stop talking, stop talking.
Let's go find the perp.
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389. All right. All right.
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390. Damn.
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391. Shit. Get the door, Fred.
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392. Forget the door!
Let's find the perp!
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393. - You gotta do the double move.
- What?
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394. The double move.
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395. The double move.
Get up, let me show you.
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396. Why does he always
hang out here?
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397. Keep it down.
He'll hear you.
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398. So?
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399. So it'll hurt his feelings.
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400. He doesn't have many friends.
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401. Many or any?
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403. I'm his only friend.
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404. He only comes here because
he has nowhere else to go.
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405. What about his house?
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406. - His parents have a sweet pad.
- Have you been inside?
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407. The place is like a museum.
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408. You have to take your shoes off
at the door,
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410. His dad's always working,
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411. and his mom pops zanies
like they're bonbons.
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412. I didn't know.
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413. He comes to my house
even if I'm not there.
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414. - What?
- Hangs out with my mom.
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415. Dude, that's weird.
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416. She has a soft spot for him.
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417. So is Veronica
your girlfriend?
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418. That's out of nowhere.
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I never see you guys together,
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asking you for money.
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421. She doesn't always
ask for money.
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423. Whatever.
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all right?
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426. She's just a private person.
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427. If you insist.
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428. Veronica doesn't like
public displays of affection.
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429. - Why'd you stop?
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430. Why can't we just
go to your place?
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431. My brother's at home.
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432. Besides,
I'm crazy about you, babe.
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433. - You're the clam in my chowder.
- Oh, Bobby.
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434. You're so romantic!
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435. This can't be happening.
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436. - Help me, Michelle!
- Unhand me, you ruffian!
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437. Help! Police!
Unhand me!
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438. The donut shop.
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439. Welcome to Dandy Donuts.
How can I help you?
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440. We're here for the free donuts.
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441. Try the dumpster out back.
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442. Come on, show us the goods.
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445. Yeah, show us your boobs.
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446. Guys, I don't want any trouble,
so why don't you just order?
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447. That's right,
you don't want any trouble.
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448. Tell you what.
Why don't you go blow yourself?
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449. I'm sure you have
lots of practice.
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450. Slammed!
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451. Dude, she totally dissed you.
Copy !req
452. Wise ass, huh?
Copy !req
453. Little bit.
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454. Maybe you just
have the hots for me,
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455. and you want a taste.
Copy !req
456. I just threw up in my mouth.
Copy !req
457. Dude, slammed, again.
Copy !req
458. She's totally owning you,
Conrad.
Copy !req
459. Either order or—
Did you say "Conrad?"
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460. Do they call you "Connie"
for short? That's cute.
Copy !req
461. - Connie.
- Connie!
Copy !req
462. You're making look bad
in front of my boys, bitch.
Copy !req
463. What did you say?
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464. Are you the manager?
Copy !req
465. This bitch is giving me lip.
Copy !req
466. Dude, call her that again,
and we're gonna have a problem.
Copy !req
467. Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
468. Everyone is giving you lip
today, Connie.
Copy !req
469. Shut the hell up!
Copy !req
470. Two hits. Me hitting you,
you hitting the floor.
Copy !req
471. - Anytime you're ready, pal.
- I'm right here, princess.
Copy !req
472. Come at me!
Copy !req
473. I got your back, bro.
Copy !req
474. Why don't you just get out
before we call the cops.
Copy !req
475. You eat me!
Copy !req
476. Banzai!
Copy !req
477. Unbelievable.
Copy !req
478. Cover your eyes, Howard!
Copy !req
479. - Get off me!
- Eyes!
Copy !req
480. - What the hell happened here?
- This bitch—
Copy !req
481. - Call her bitch one more time—
- Johnny, that's enough.
Copy !req
482. Go to the kitchen.
Copy !req
483. They asked me to show them
my tatas.
Copy !req
484. I'm a witness.
Copy !req
485. I wrote down my statement.
Copy !req
486. She pepper sprayed me, man.
Copy !req
487. My eyes are burning!
Copy !req
488. - They were rude to Michelle.
- Who the hell are you?
Copy !req
489. - I'm Johnny's—
- Shut up, you!
Copy !req
490. Michelle, did you pepper spray
these customers?
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491. Fire on my eyeballs.
Copy !req
492. - Yes, but—
- Stop right there.
Copy !req
493. - You're fired.
- What?
Copy !req
494. Take that!
Copy !req
495. Yeah, biatch.
Copy !req
496. - What?
- You heard me. Get out.
Copy !req
497. Johnny, get these nice young men
a box of donuts.
Copy !req
498. But these assholes—
Copy !req
499. I don't care! Just do it!
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500. If Michelle goes, I go.
Copy !req
501. - Think, Johnny.
- Think nothing.
Copy !req
502. I'm out.
Copy !req
503. Hey, Michelle.
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504. Can you take me home?
Copy !req
505. Yeah, of course.
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506. I'll meet you at your place.
Copy !req
507. I'm taking Michelle home.
Copy !req
508. I'll just hang
with your mom.
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509. Oh, isn't that nice?
Copy !req
510. Here you go, kids,
on the house.
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511. This is bullshit. You'll be
hearing from my lawyer.
Copy !req
512. My eyes are still burning, man.
Copy !req
513. Stop bitching already.
Copy !req
514. This place is a dump.
Copy !req
515. I hope you get explosive
diarrhea, you filthy animals!
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516. "Bulgarian mail order bride
dot com."
Copy !req
517. Here I come.
Copy !req
518. Are you okay?
Copy !req
519. I don't know.
I just quit my job.
Copy !req
520. Well, it was
a crappy job anyway.
Copy !req
521. That was the only
crappy job I had.
Copy !req
522. Well, ask for it back.
I'm sure Cliff will say yes.
Copy !req
523. Whatever.
Copy !req
524. Seriously, don't quit
because of me.
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525. I'm not going to let him
treat you like that.
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526. You've been my friend
since the fourth grade.
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527. You mean since I beat you up
in Miss Marino's class?
Copy !req
528. You're never gonna
let that go, are you?
Copy !req
529. Are you kidding? Never.
Copy !req
530. Thank you.
Copy !req
531. Thanks for standing up for me.
Copy !req
532. No one fires Michelle Kester
on my watch.
Copy !req
533. No, I mean those jerks.
Copy !req
534. Oh.
Copy !req
535. I don't know
what got into me.
Copy !req
536. When that dillweed called you
a bitch, I just snapped.
Copy !req
537. Yeah, I know.
You went all butch on him.
Copy !req
538. - Yeah, I showed him, right?
- Yeah, you showed him.
Copy !req
539. That's the last time
I kick someone's ass for you.
Copy !req
540. I remember me doing
all the ass kicking.
Copy !req
541. I wiped the floor
with that guy.
Copy !req
542. Literally.
Copy !req
543. I'm gonna kill you, man.
Copy !req
544. Hey, my scooter isn't working.
Can I get a ride with you guys?
Copy !req
545. What?
Copy !req
546. Dude! My scooter isn't working.
Copy !req
547. What were you guys doing?
Copy !req
548. Ow!
Copy !req
549. - What's the hold up? Get in.
- I got shotgun.
Copy !req
550. Mm-mm.
Copy !req
551. Fine! Fine!
I'm going in the back.
Copy !req
552. - What's your problem?
- Uh, nothing.
Copy !req
553. Want me to drive?
Copy !req
554. - How's that make a difference?
- I don't know.
Copy !req
555. I just thought we shake it up
a little bit.
Copy !req
556. You're an idiot, Fred.
Copy !req
557. Ouch, Dick.
That really hurt.
Copy !req
558. Your mom made
bacon mac 'n cheese tonight.
Copy !req
559. Do you just blurt out the first
thing that comes to your mind?
Copy !req
560. - Yes, yes I do.
- How do you know?
Copy !req
561. I had dinner with her tonight.
Copy !req
562. - Really?
- That's nice.
Copy !req
563. Look out!
Copy !req
564. You hit someone!
Copy !req
565. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
566. I hit someone.
Copy !req
567. Oh, this looks bad.
Copy !req
568. He's not moving.
Copy !req
569. Oh, oh, he's alive.
Copy !req
570. Hey, hey, are you all right?
Copy !req
571. - What the—
Copy !req
572. What the hell?
Copy !req
573. That's disgusting.
Copy !req
574. He's wearing handcuffs.
Copy !req
575. Maybe that's the guy
that Rogers and Hammerstein
Copy !req
576. arrested earlier.
Copy !req
577. That doesn't look right.
Copy !req
578. You think?
Copy !req
579. Is he a...
Copy !req
580. Is he a zombie?
Copy !req
581. What kinda question is that?
Copy !req
582. Oh, nasty.
Copy !req
583. Ah, that feels better.
Copy !req
584. Holy crap!
Copy !req
585. You ain't kidding.
Copy !req
586. Is he dead?
Copy !req
587. Jesus, Michelle!
Copy !req
588. Well, is he?
Copy !req
589. I don't think he's breathing.
Copy !req
590. Check his vital signs,
see if he has a pulse.
Copy !req
591. Maybe he needs CPR.
Copy !req
592. Dude, you check for vitals.
Copy !req
593. Fine.
Copy !req
594. No, he's dead.
Copy !req
595. Great work, guys.
Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
596. We can't just leave him
in the middle of the road.
Copy !req
597. He's an ex-con who literally
just shat himself to death.
Copy !req
598. I'm with Michelle
on this one.
Copy !req
599. You're not remotely
disturbed by the fact
Copy !req
600. that I just hit this guy with
my car at 60 miles an hour,
Copy !req
601. he survived,
looked like a zombie,
Copy !req
602. then shat his guts out,
Copy !req
603. glowing green
radioactive shit,
Copy !req
604. in case you guys
missed that part,
Copy !req
605. before plopping over
and dropping dead?
Copy !req
606. No.
Copy !req
607. Just get in the car.
Copy !req
608. What the Sam Hill...
Copy !req
609. I'm starving.
Copy !req
610. Have a donut, man.
Copy !req
611. - Mmm.
- Damn, dude, breathe.
Copy !req
612. Hey, man, these things
look kinda freaky.
Copy !req
613. They taste fine to me.
Copy !req
614. Whoa.
Copy !req
615. Dude, the donuts just moved.
Copy !req
616. Are you high, Conrad?
Copy !req
617. I'm serious, bro.
Copy !req
618. I don't feel too good.
Copy !req
619. I told you, man.
Copy !req
620. Hey, bro, want me to get you
another donut?
Copy !req
621. Yeah, man, don't be a puss.
Copy !req
622. Ah, God, help me!
Copy !req
623. Wh-What happened?
Copy !req
624. Get back, man!
Shit could be contagious.
Copy !req
625. Balls on fire, man,
balls on fire!
Copy !req
626. I hate donuts.
Copy !req
627. I recognize that car.
Copy !req
628. Is that the douche that was
giving Veronica a ride?
Copy !req
629. Can I help you?
Copy !req
630. Where is my girlfriend?
Copy !req
631. Who?
Copy !req
632. Don't play dumb.
Copy !req
633. Johnny, what the hell is this?
Copy !req
634. I should ask you.
Copy !req
635. You know what?
I can't do this anymore.
Copy !req
636. You're breaking up with me?
Copy !req
637. Wow. This guy's slow.
Copy !req
638. - Watch it, bitch.
- What d'you call me?
Copy !req
639. Enough.
Bobby, get in the car.
Copy !req
640. - I'm not done with you.
- Anytime, sweetheart.
Copy !req
641. Get in the car!
Copy !req
642. Look, Johnny,
I'm not breaking up with you.
Copy !req
643. I know.
Copy !req
644. You love me, babe.
Copy !req
645. Ridiculous.
Copy !req
646. No, I'm not breaking up with you
because we were never together.
Copy !req
647. What?
Copy !req
648. Oh, snap!
Copy !req
649. You're a joke, Johnny.
Copy !req
650. I've been fucking Bobby
for months.
Copy !req
651. But...
Copy !req
652. I just used you for money.
Copy !req
653. God, you're such a sap!
Copy !req
654. A loser.
Copy !req
655. What, you're not gonna
say anything?
Copy !req
656. God, you really are a loser.
Copy !req
657. Well, at least have the balls
to say something!
Copy !req
658. Whatever.
Let's get it on.
Copy !req
659. - What the hell?
- Impossible.
Copy !req
660. What?
Copy !req
661. I don't think
this is a good idea.
Copy !req
662. I'm with Howard.
Copy !req
663. Am I seeing
what I think I'm seeing?
Copy !req
664. This can't be.
Copy !req
665. The donuts are alive
and mutated into...
Copy !req
666. Killer donuts.
Copy !req
667. I think my brain
just melted.
Copy !req
668. Thank God you have
such few customers.
Copy !req
669. Mrs. Scolari!
Copy !req
670. Oh, no.
Copy !req
671. Get in the car.
Copy !req
672. - Huh?
Copy !req
673. - Get in!
- You get in.
Copy !req
674. - I'm bigger than you.
- Get in the car!
Copy !req
675. We don't have time for this!
Just get in.
Copy !req
676. Fine.
Copy !req
677. Seat belt, seat belt,
seat belt!
Copy !req
678. Mrs. Scolari!
Copy !req
679. Mrs. Scolari, it's Johnny.
Can you hear me?
Copy !req
680. Open up!
Copy !req
681. I don't see her.
Copy !req
682. - This can't be good.
- We have to get in there.
Copy !req
683. We have to go around
to the side.
Copy !req
684. Okay.
Copy !req
685. - Quick, give me a boost.
- Are you crazy?
Copy !req
686. - Do you have a better idea?
- Yes! Let's call the police!
Copy !req
687. And tell them what? An army of
killer donuts is on the loose?
Copy !req
688. We're wasting time.
Copy !req
689. Okay, it's too dangerous.
I'll go.
Copy !req
690. Johnny, she's the lightest one.
Copy !req
691. We give her a boost,
she goes up through the window,
Copy !req
692. down the stairs,
and lets us in.
Copy !req
693. Exactly.
Copy !req
694. Fine.
Copy !req
695. I've got a bad feeling
about this.
Copy !req
696. Martha.
Copy !req
697. - Martha!
- What?
Copy !req
698. You're gonna give me
a heart attack, woman.
Copy !req
699. What do you want?
I'm right here.
Copy !req
700. Those bunch of kids
are up to no good.
Copy !req
701. Now call the police.
Copy !req
702. What for?
They haven't done anything yet.
Copy !req
703. For the love of Pete, woman.
Copy !req
704. I just saw the girl go in
through the second story,
Copy !req
705. and those two hoodlums
are downstairs
Copy !req
706. just waiting to rob
Mrs. Scolari.
Copy !req
707. Now call the cops.
Copy !req
708. Okeydokey.
Copy !req
709. See, this is what happens
when I listen to you.
Copy !req
710. Oh, this is all my fault?
Copy !req
711. There's a criminal on the loose,
and it's entirely your fault.
Copy !req
712. Yeah, yeah.
Copy !req
713. Zebra 5, over.
Copy !req
714. - What are you doing?
- Shh!
Copy !req
715. Copy that.
We're on our way.
Copy !req
716. What are you doing?
We gotta find this guy.
Copy !req
717. Man, this guy is already gone,
Dick, okay?
Copy !req
718. We can't go back to the station
empty-handed.
Copy !req
719. There's a dangerous criminal
on the loose.
Copy !req
720. - We gotta find him.
- Dangerous criminal?
Copy !req
721. He was polishing his sword
behind the sorority house.
Copy !req
722. How dangerous can he be?
Copy !req
723. Mrs. S., are you sleeping?
Copy !req
724. Mrs. Scolari?
Copy !req
725. Are you all right?
Copy !req
726. He, we...
Copy !req
727. - We have to get in there.
Copy !req
728. I'm gonna
get out of your way.
Copy !req
729. - Damn.
- Ow! Son of a—
Copy !req
730. - Damn.
- Dude!
Copy !req
731. Wait!
It's tempered glass.
Copy !req
732. It cannot be broken.
Copy !req
733. We have to get in there.
Copy !req
734. - Really?
Copy !req
735. Little help here!
Copy !req
736. - Michelle.
- We have to get out of here.
Copy !req
737. What happened?
Copy !req
738. - Mrs. Scolari's dead.
- What? How?
Copy !req
739. They ate her.
It's horrible.
Copy !req
740. Are you sure
it was the donuts?
Copy !req
741. I am 100% sure
it was the donuts.
Copy !req
742. How?
Copy !req
743. That.
Copy !req
744. Don't make any sudden moves.
Copy !req
745. Screw this.
Copy !req
746. This way!
Copy !req
747. Get them off me!
Get them off me!
Copy !req
748. Howard!
Copy !req
749. Ow-ee!
Copy !req
750. Set it and forget it.
Copy !req
751. About time the cops got here.
Copy !req
752. - Turn around!
Copy !req
753. Down on your knees, slave!
Copy !req
754. Martha, we're not doing
Matrix.
Copy !req
755. Tonight is M. Butterfly.
Copy !req
756. Oh, nuts!
Copy !req
757. What is wrong with that girl?
Copy !req
758. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
759. Put your hands in the air
and don't move!
Copy !req
760. Any suggestions
on how to do that?
Copy !req
761. What are you doing?
Put your gun down.
Copy !req
762. Ma'am, come down
from the window slowly.
Copy !req
763. Are you freakin' crazy?
A little help here!
Copy !req
764. Don't talk back, okay?
Copy !req
765. Don't you dare try to escape.
We've got you covered.
Copy !req
766. Winter's coming.
Copy !req
767. There's too many of them.
We have to get out of here.
Copy !req
768. Let's go through
the side door.
Copy !req
769. All right, now, we need you
to come down, all right?
Copy !req
770. And don't try anything crazy.
Copy !req
771. Help!
Copy !req
772. Put your hands in the air
and don't move.
Copy !req
773. You said that already.
Copy !req
774. Are you all right?
Can you get up?
Copy !req
775. Yeah, don't worry.
The ground broke my fall.
Copy !req
776. Hey, you're the girl
from the donut shop.
Copy !req
777. Yes, sir.
Copy !req
778. Run!
Copy !req
779. What, are you nuts?
You shooting at kids?
Copy !req
780. He had a knife.
Copy !req
781. Kids, drop your weapons
and don't move.
Copy !req
782. What's wrong with you two?
Copy !req
783. Mrs. Scolari's dead.
Copy !req
784. How did that happen?
Copy !req
785. You wouldn't believe us
if we told you.
Copy !req
786. But believe me,
we have to get out of here.
Copy !req
787. Our lives are in danger.
They're still in there.
Copy !req
788. Who's still in there?
Copy !req
789. There's murderers in there?
Copy !req
790. We came here to—
Copy !req
791. Yes! There's like ten of them.
Copy !req
792. - Ten murderers in there?
- We need to call for backup.
Copy !req
793. There's no time for that!
There's ten murderers in there!
Copy !req
794. Crazy son of a bitch
is gonna get us killed.
Copy !req
795. Stay here!
Copy !req
796. Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
797. They just told us
to stay here.
Copy !req
798. We can't just take off.
They'll arrest us.
Copy !req
799. Do you always do
what you're told?
Copy !req
800. Yes!
Copy !req
801. Watch out!
Copy !req
802. Call for backup!
Call for backup!
Copy !req
803. You're right.
Let's boogie!
Copy !req
804. Make up your mind. Go!
Copy !req
805. - Let's get out of here!
Copy !req
806. Martha!
Copy !req
807. Martha, what's gotten into you?
Copy !req
808. It's not Star Wars night.
Copy !req
809. What could possibly
cause donuts
Copy !req
810. to become bloodthirsty killers?
Copy !req
811. I have no clue.
Copy !req
812. There has to be
a scientific reason.
Copy !req
813. - Donuts don't just—
- That's it.
Copy !req
814. What the hell
are you doing?
Copy !req
815. - Uncle Luther.
- What?
Copy !req
816. Earlier today,
Uncle Luther was talking about
Copy !req
817. making the greatest discovery
of the 21st century.
Copy !req
818. You think your crazy uncle came
up with a reanimation serum?
Copy !req
819. There's only one way
to find out.
Copy !req
820. Settle down, Debbie.
I will be with you soon enough.
Copy !req
821. Now, now, Debbie,
no need to panic.
Copy !req
822. This new antidote should
bring you back to normal.
Copy !req
823. Or it'll just kill you again.
Copy !req
824. All right.
Copy !req
825. Come on, Debbie.
Copy !req
826. Come on.
Copy !req
827. Yes.
Copy !req
828. Eureka!
Copy !req
829. I've done it!
Copy !req
830. Oh, you've done it all right,
you crazy loon!
Copy !req
831. Johnny, I've told you
to never enter my lair—
Copy !req
832. Shut your pie hole.
Copy !req
833. You've turned harmless,
tasty donuts into...
Copy !req
834. Killer donuts.
Copy !req
835. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
836. Your serum has contaminated
the donuts,
Copy !req
837. and they've come to life.
Copy !req
838. That's impossible.
Who are you?
Copy !req
839. Oh, it's possible, all right.
Copy !req
840. They ate Mrs. Scolari
Copy !req
841. and at least three other people
we know of.
Copy !req
842. I'm Howard, Johnny's friend.
Copy !req
843. How come I've never seen you
around here before?
Copy !req
844. I have dinner here
every night.
Copy !req
845. Really?
Copy !req
846. Hey, Dr. Crazy, focus.
Copy !req
847. Yeah, what are we gonna do?
Copy !req
848. Funny you should ask.
I've already done it.
Copy !req
849. I've created the antidote.
Copy !req
850. - No way.
- Yes, way.
Copy !req
851. Don't you see? Before you is
a harmless little gray mouse.
Copy !req
852. - What about it?
- A few seconds ago,
Copy !req
853. it was a crazed killer rat.
Copy !req
854. Brilliant.
Copy !req
855. Yes.
Copy !req
856. It looks so normal.
Copy !req
857. Oh, it's taking a nap.
How cute.
Copy !req
858. I'd say your serum
needs some tweaking.
Copy !req
859. Man, this is bullshit.
Copy !req
860. I don't like it
anymore than you do.
Copy !req
861. Who the hell steals
a police cruiser?
Copy !req
862. Look, I just want
to get our vehicle.
Copy !req
863. It's bad enough
we lost the perp tonight.
Copy !req
864. We can't go back to the station
without our car.
Copy !req
865. How much further does it say
on the GPS?
Copy !req
866. It says two miles.
Copy !req
867. - You wanna switch yet?
- Just keep pedaling, jackass.
Copy !req
868. I don't understand.
It worked.
Copy !req
869. It changed Debbie back.
Copy !req
870. Yeah, well,
Debbie definitely changed.
Copy !req
871. It does work.
The rat's dead.
Copy !req
872. You ignorant toad.
Copy !req
873. The point is not to kill the rat
again, but to stabilize it.
Copy !req
874. You don't realize
what I've done here.
Copy !req
875. You're in the presence
of genius.
Copy !req
876. Just give us enough pink stuff
so we can kill the donuts.
Copy !req
877. Fine.
Copy !req
878. We don't have to inject it.
Copy !req
879. Can't we just
splash them with it?
Copy !req
880. You fool, it has to get
into their bloodstream.
Copy !req
881. We're talking about donuts.
Copy !req
882. Donuts don't have
a bloodstream.
Copy !req
883. Besides, donuts are made of
dough, not organs and skin.
Copy !req
884. If we splash them, it will
penetrate the outer layer.
Copy !req
885. So what's the deal?
Copy !req
886. Do we spray these suckers
with it or inject them?
Copy !req
887. My dear nephew, this is
a very technical question
Copy !req
888. and requires lots of tests
and documentation.
Copy !req
889. As you know,
the scientific method—
Copy !req
890. - You have no idea, do you?
- Nope.
Copy !req
891. It's worth a shot, guys.
Copy !req
892. So how do we find them?
Copy !req
893. Anytime you're looking for bees,
you always go to the hive.
Copy !req
894. Huh?
Copy !req
895. Precisely.
Copy !req
896. Ground zero.
The point of origin.
Copy !req
897. The donut shop.
Copy !req
898. Great.
Copy !req
899. Howard, grab some pink stuff.
Copy !req
900. Let's go.
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901. - I'm going with you.
- What?
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902. I want to see them for myself.
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903. Fine.
Let's get out of here.
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904. Shotgun.
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905. Uh-uh.
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906. Nice try, buddy.
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907. We have no idea what
we're going to face in there.
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908. You spray the donuts
with the antidote,
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909. - if they don't melt—
- Or blow up.
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910. Yes, or that,
then we inject them with this.
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911. What if it's too many of them?
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912. We take care of them
the old-fashioned way.
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913. Yeah.
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914. You play roller hockey?
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915. What if we spray them,
and it doesn't work?
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916. I will inject them
with my syringe.
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917. - And if that doesn't work?
- We waste 'em!
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918. Shit, shit, shit!
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919. Waste 'em!
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920. Banzai!
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921. - This is not working.
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922. There's too many of them.
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923. It's not working!
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924. Holy shit.
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925. What are we gonna do?
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926. What are we gonna do?
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927. The antiserum works.
We just don't have enough.
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928. Johnny, I've gotta get back
to the lab.
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929. I'm gonna make more serum.
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930. It's the only thing
that's gonna save us.
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931. We're not gonna make it.
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932. Johnny, I have to tell you
something.
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933. Not now, Howard.
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934. I'm in love with your mom.
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935. - What?
- I knew it.
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936. Wait. There's more.
We kinda...
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937. I had sex with your mom!
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938. I'm sorry, man.
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939. She's a kind, beautiful,
sexually liberated woman.
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940. - I think I'm gonna hurl.
- Tell her I love her.
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941. I'm gonna kill the donuts
that are escaping outside.
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942. Banzai!
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943. - Howard!
- Howard, no!
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944. Get to the closet.
It's our only chance.
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945. Oh, hell no!
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946. Kids, get the hell
out of here!
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947. I got sprinkles in my eye!
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948. Man down! Man down!
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949. - You got any grenades?
- Grenades? Oh, God!
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950. Does it look like
I got grenades?
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951. Never mind.
Just like 'Nam baby,
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952. Hand to hand.
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953. - Are you okay?
- Yeah, but are you hurt?
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954. - Let me see.
- It's nothing. It's fine.
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955. - Okay, um, now what?
- I don't know what.
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956. - Think.
- You think!
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957. You got us here.
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958. Your crazy uncle
got us here.
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959. All right, so we should just
throw our arms up in the air and
give up.
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960. - Is that it?
- No. We're not giving up.
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961. Great.
You, too, in denial.
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962. - Why are you so angry at me?
- I'm not angry at you.
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963. - Then why are you yelling?
- Because I'm angry, all right?
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964. You wanna know why? Because
we are about to become snacks
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965. for the freakin' snacks.
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966. Or the fact that my mother
is sleeping with Howard.
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967. - My mother—
- Breathe.
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968. I'm gonna be a therapist's dream
if I get out of here alive.
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969. Or not to mention the fact
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970. that my imaginary girlfriend
was just using me for money.
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971. - News flash, Johnny!
- That actually bothers me.
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972. I am such a loser.
I didn't see any of this coming.
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973. She brings her boyfriend over
this afternoon,
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974. and I was just,
I was clueless.
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975. He called her "babe"
right in front of me.
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976. - Hey, babe!
- You can stop.
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977. I just stood there pathetic
and believed her!
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978. Yeah, I got it.
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979. It doesn't bother you that you
have such a pathetic friend?
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980. You know, the worst part
about this is
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981. after I'm eaten by
my little friends
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982. Sprinkles and Glazed
out there,
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983. my mother will be all alone.
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984. No. No, no, no.
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985. She won't be alone.
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986. You're right.
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987. Even after I'm gone,
I will always be with her.
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988. No. She'll have Howard.
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989. I should just open the door
and let them eat me.
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990. No, Johnny.
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991. I would like you
very much alive.
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992. - Okay.
- Okay.
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993. Now close your mouth and help me
find a way out of this mess.
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994. Oh, right. Okay, um...
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995. Maybe Luther
will come back in time.
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996. Even if he makes enough serum,
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997. there's no way he'll be back
before we're dead.
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998. Right. Okay.
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999. Hey, hey, I got an idea.
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1000. - What?
- The gas line.
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1001. There's no way we would
survive an explosion.
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1002. Look, I'm sorry I yelled, okay?
I was a jerk.
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1003. But this is the only way
to be sure.
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1004. No more killer donuts.
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1005. No more donuts.
Period.
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1006. - Let's do this.
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1007. Okay.
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1008. I'm all out.
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1009. Partner, I'm all out.
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1010. Me too.
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1011. Dick, it's been a pleasure
serving with you
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1012. after all these years, man.
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1013. You've been a galactic
pain in the ass,
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1014. but I wouldn't have it
any other way, partner.
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1015. - Let's do this.
- Let's do it!
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1016. - That's great,
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1017. but how do we survive
the explosion?
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1018. Uh, I'm still working
on that part.
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1019. Hey, who farted?
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1020. Hey.
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1021. Good morning.
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1022. Did you sleep okay?
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1023. Yeah, better than okay.
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1024. For a second, I thought
everything was a dream.
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1025. No, no, no, you definitely
weren't dreaming.
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1026. We blew up Dandy Donuts.
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1027. Right, that too.
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1028. I will remember last night
for as long as I live.
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1029. Yeah, killer donuts.
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1030. Crazy.
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1031. No, that's not what I meant.
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1032. Make up your mind,
will you?
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1033. So...
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1034. What now?
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1035. I think it's pretty obvious.
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1036. No, that's not what I mean.
I mean, like...
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1037. Okay, we've been friends
for a really long time, right?
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1038. And then,
well, this happened.
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1039. So now what does that
make us?
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1040. Are we friends with benefits
or is this like—
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1041. Shh!
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1042. Ow.
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1043. You know what they say
about payback.
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1044. Payback for what?
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1045. For ever being with that...
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1046. Veronica.
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1047. Oh, so someone was
a little jealous.
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1048. Someone was a little blind.
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1049. Okay, that's why I want
to figure out what we are
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1050. 'cause last time
I didn't think,
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1051. I ended up with
an imaginary girlfriend.
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1052. Do I look imaginary to you?
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1053. Well, let's see here.
You got a nose, two lips...
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1054. - All right, all right.
- Let's see here.
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1055. It was a crazy night for sure,
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1056. but nothing that happened
between us was imaginary.
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1057. So let's take it slow,
see what happens.
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1058. No.
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1059. No?
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1060. No.
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1061. I love you,
and that's that.
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1062. You're my girlfriend.
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1063. Do I get a say?
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1064. Michelle Louise Kester,
will you be my girlfriend?
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1065. Ehh...
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1066. Oh, come on.
All right, you know what?
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1067. I have done so much for you
since yesterday.
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1068. I have beaten up
three bullies,
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1069. I have stood up to Cliff,
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1070. I have quit my job.
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1071. Oh, yeah,
and this other little thing,
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1072. I battled killer donuts for you,
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1073. not to mention the emotional
turmoil I went through,
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1074. trying to make sure
you were safe.
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1075. All right, fine.
Your whining won me over.
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1076. Whatever works.
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1077. Yes, I will be your girlfriend.
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1078. Yes.
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1079. We should go visit Howard.
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1080. That's what you're
thinking about right now?
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1081. Come on,
he's your best friend.
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1082. He's fine, okay?
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1083. Yeah, he's in the hospital,
but he only has minor burns.
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1084. Johnny, he lost a testicle.
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1085. We have all day
to visit him, all right?
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1086. In case you forgot,
I'm currently unemployed.
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1087. As it turns out,
I am unemployed as well.
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1088. Really? Maybe we should
do something.
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1089. What did you have in mind?
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1090. Well, for starters,
that's my shirt you're wearing.
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1091. - This?
- Mm-hmm.
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1092. - You want it back?
- Yep.
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1093. Right now?
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1094. I'm afraid so.
Right now.
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1095. John Blake Wentworth, I don't
want to hear any more excuses.
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1096. You are cutting that grass
today.
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1097. - Ma, don't you knock?
- You heard me, mister.
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1098. You get out of bed
and cut the grass now.
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1099. - Ma, wait, wait, wait!
- Hi!
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1100. Oh.
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1101. So sorry.
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1102. Good morning,
Mrs. Wentworth.
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1103. Hi, Michelle.
I thought...
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1104. Michelle is my girlfriend.
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1105. I didn't know you had company.
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1106. Surprise.
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1107. I promise I will
cut the grass today.
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1108. Yeah, you do that.
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1109. It was nice seeing you,
Mrs. Wentworth.
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1110. Nice to see you too, dear.
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1111. You could call me Emma.
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1112. Okay.
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1113. Bye, Mom.
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1114. Bye.
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1115. She's gonna go cheer up Howard.
How sweet.
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1116. Don't start.
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1117. At least he has
one good testicle left.
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1118. All right, that's it!
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1119. Mm, this pastry's killer.
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1120. Medic! Medic!
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