1. Dear Santa, are you real?Copy !req
2. If you live at the North Pole,Copy !req
3. how come I can't see your house
when I look on Google Earth?Copy !req
4. Are you Saint Nicholas?Copy !req
5. Because you'd be incredibly old.Copy !req
6. How do you have time
to read all the lettersCopy !req
7. from all the children in the world?Copy !req
8. And how many cookies and mince pies
have you eaten in all of history?Copy !req
9. How do you get all the presents
in the sack?Copy !req
10. Does your sack have to
get bigger every yearCopy !req
11. because of exponential
population growth?Copy !req
12. And how do you get down
the chimneys?Copy !req
13. I put my head in ours
and it's really small.Copy !req
14. Even if you could squeeze down it
in one minute,Copy !req
15. there's nine houses in my road
so that's nearly 10 minutes.Copy !req
16. And there are millions of roads
in the world.Copy !req
17. It must be so hard being Santa
these days.Copy !req
18. I mean, what if after all of that,
I'm staying at Grandma's?Copy !req
19. Santa, how can you get round
the whole world in just one night?Copy !req
20. My friend saidCopy !req
21. that you'd have to go so fast,Copy !req
22. it would make you and the sleigh
and the reindeer all burn up.Copy !req
23. I think you are real.
But how do you do it?Copy !req
24. For Christmas I would love
a pink Twinkle Bike with stabilizers.Copy !req
25. But please don't bring it
if it makes you and the reindeer burn.Copy !req
26. Love, Gwen Hines. 23 Mimosa Avenue,
Trelew, Cornwall, England.Copy !req
27. Dear Gwen, thank you for your letterCopy !req
28. and, heh, brilliant picture.Copy !req
29. Your request for a pink Twinkle Bike
will be passed on to Santa.Copy !req
30. And, yes, do believe in Santa.Copy !req
31. He is real.Copy !req
32. He's the greatest man ever.Copy !req
33. And he can get around the world
to every childCopy !req
34. without a single reindeer
being roasted ali...Copy !req
35. Hurt.Copy !req
36. By the time the sun comes up
on Christmas Day, he'll get to you tooCopy !req
37. using hisCopy !req
38. special magic.Copy !req
39. First Field Elf Battalion, set.Copy !req
40. Straighten that teddy bear, soldier.
Ma'am.Copy !req
41. Ah. Hm.Copy !req
42. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
43. That's a:Copy !req
44. "Ho, ho, ho" Aarhus.Copy !req
45. Field elves, jingle!Copy !req
46. Jingle, jingle! Drop time,
18.14 seconds per household.Copy !req
47. - Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir.
- Unh. Unh.Copy !req
48. - Ooh, ha, ha, ha.
- That's it, that's it.Copy !req
49. Dog food incoming.
Meaty chunks in the hole.Copy !req
50. Wow, a grand piano. This kid
must have been good his whole life.Copy !req
51. Marvelous. Gets me every time.Copy !req
52. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
53. Merry...Copy !req
54. Carrot chomped.Copy !req
55. Ahem. Sir?
Oh! Goodness me.Copy !req
56. Sorry. Heh, heh.Copy !req
57. Drop complete. Stand by, S-1.Copy !req
58. You're gonna make it, soldier.
Aarhus is merry.Copy !req
59. Santa has left the building.Copy !req
60. North Pole to S-1, you have weatherCopy !req
61. fluctuation. Update camouflage.Copy !req
62. Roger that, Control.Copy !req
63. Hull projectionCopy !req
64. - optimized.
- Roger, S-1.Copy !req
65. Denmark cleared.Copy !req
66. Next drop, Flensburg,
minus 12.4 seconds.Copy !req
67. Flensburg weather:Copy !req
68. Deep, crisp, even.Copy !req
69. - Making a list.
- Check it twice.Copy !req
70. - Checking twice.
- A wrap for Denmark.Copy !req
71. Converting milk and cookies to biofuel.Copy !req
72. Hello? Oh.Copy !req
73. Ah. Ha, ha. Uh...Copy !req
74. - Santa on bridge.
- Sorry.Copy !req
75. Forgot the PIN code.Copy !req
76. Just crossed into Germany, sir.Copy !req
77. Germany.Copy !req
78. - So many countries these days.
- It's a big night, sir.Copy !req
79. My, uh, 70th mission. Yes.Copy !req
80. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
81. One too many mince pies.Copy !req
82. Looking forward to it? Retirement?Copy !req
83. Hm? Oh!Copy !req
84. Ten seconds to Flensburg.Copy !req
85. Maintain current, um...Copy !req
86. - Carry on.
- Update national protocol.Copy !req
87. Delete rice pudding and carrot.
German leave-out for SantaCopy !req
88. is shoe on front step.
Repeat, shoe on step.Copy !req
89. - 600AM3.
- Gift secured.Copy !req
90. Oi, soldier. Get off your baubles.Copy !req
91. What happened to peace and goodwill
to all men, sarge?Copy !req
92. It don't say nothing about elves, soldier.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
93. Engage rooftops.Copy !req
94. It's snow time!Copy !req
95. S-1, hold drop altitude.Copy !req
96. This is Germany, Father.Copy !req
97. Drive on the right.
National dish: sausage.Copy !req
98. Okay, let's show them, people.Copy !req
99. Operation Santa Claus
is coming to town.Copy !req
100. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
101. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
102. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
103. Operational efficiency:Copy !req
104. One hundred percent.
Wow.Copy !req
105. Hold the handrail.Copy !req
106. Whoa! Oops.Copy !req
107. Dear, I'm sorry.Copy !req
108. Thanks. Brendon Doherty.Copy !req
109. Ruby Miller. That's Grace Smith.Copy !req
110. She wantsCopy !req
111. - an elephant.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
112. Got to get this letter
from Maria CostaCopy !req
113. to Steve.Copy !req
114. Oh, no! Maria!Copy !req
115. Whoops! Bye-bye, Maria.Copy !req
116. Whoa!Copy !req
117. Is this yours, Arthur?Copy !req
118. Oh, thanks, Kenneth.Copy !req
119. - Merry Christmas.
- WantCopy !req
120. a ride?Copy !req
121. Doubt it.Copy !req
122. No, thanks. I'm notCopy !req
123. very good with heights, speedCopy !req
124. and that thing!Copy !req
125. Buckle down, people.
Buckle down.Copy !req
126. Peter.
Ready, sir.Copy !req
127. SITREP on special forces.Copy !req
128. - Where are they?
- America, sir.Copy !req
129. White House. Delivering
to the president's children, sir.Copy !req
130. Okay. Left out of the Oval
Office, right at the Cabinet RoomCopy !req
131. via the air vents.Copy !req
132. You think of everything, sir.Copy !req
133. Thank you, Peter. I'd love an espresso.Copy !req
134. Coming right up. Heh, heh.Copy !req
135. Oop! Beg your pardon. Well done!Copy !req
136. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
137. - Wow, brilliant.
- Mind the glasses.Copy !req
138. Keep up, everybody.Copy !req
139. Arthur.
Sorry. Can I just...? Um...Copy !req
140. No, never mind.Copy !req
141. Do you mind if I...?
Ow!Copy !req
142. Oh, dear.Copy !req
143. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
144. 6B...
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
145. FRC...
And a happy New Year.Copy !req
146. What a night, sir.Copy !req
147. Out with the old Santa,Copy !req
148. in with the new, eh?Copy !req
149. Let's focus on the now, eh, Peter?Copy !req
150. Support teams,Copy !req
151. - prep Poland.
- Poland.Copy !req
152. Poland. Do you know what they callCopy !req
153. Dad here?Copy !req
154. Anyway.Copy !req
155. I guess he's harmless.Copy !req
156. Ow!Copy !req
157. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
158. Is that your leg? Whoo!Copy !req
159. I'm sorry!Copy !req
160. I'm really sorry. It's my
Christmas slippers on the ice.Copy !req
161. They're from China.Copy !req
162. Found it.
What?Copy !req
163. The letter. The one I said.Copy !req
164. From Maria Costa.Copy !req
165. She asked for a Pocket-Puppy,
but she wants the blue one.Copy !req
166. It looks like her auntie's dog,
Biffo, that ran away.Copy !req
167. I remember because she sentCopy !req
168. a picture of Biffo. See?Copy !req
169. Child CG786K?
Look, Arthur.Copy !req
170. This was Greece, sir.Copy !req
171. Five countries ago, sir.Copy !req
172. Oh. Um...Copy !req
173. I just want it to be perfect
for every kid.Copy !req
174. Hey, there's Dad. Santa!Copy !req
175. Maria Costa, Dad.
Did she get the blue one?Copy !req
176. Little bro, it's great to have you around.Copy !req
177. You bring a genuine aura
of seasonal positivity.Copy !req
178. Heh. Thanks, Steve.Copy !req
179. But could you not be
in Mission ControlCopy !req
180. at all for the rest of the night?Copy !req
181. Oh. Um... Uh...Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. - All right?
- I'll never walkCopy !req
184. Right.Copy !req
185. Sorry if I... Uh...Copy !req
186. Brilliant.Copy !req
187. They should put himCopy !req
188. somewhere out of harm's way.
What, like the South Pole?Copy !req
189. Waker!Copy !req
190. We have a waker!Copy !req
191. And Santa's in there!Copy !req
192. Code red.Copy !req
193. code red.Copy !req
194. Santa? Are you here?Copy !req
195. Ooh. Steve?Copy !req
196. Hold on, Father.Copy !req
197. Intel! Get me Intel!Copy !req
198. Santa's head seems to be restingCopy !req
199. on some sort of "try me" button, sir.Copy !req
200. It's the Quack Quack Moo
Activity Farm, sir.Copy !req
201. It features 12 separate
animal sounds.Copy !req
202. Sings "Old MacDonald Had A Farm."
The momentCopy !req
203. your father lifts his head, there'll be
10 seconds of constant mooing.Copy !req
204. Risk of mooing: 98 percent.Copy !req
205. Captain Marino,Copy !req
206. you'll have to take the batteries out.Copy !req
207. He'd have to get pastCopy !req
208. the wrapping, the box and 14 twist ties
anchoring it to the cardboard.Copy !req
209. It's too noisy!Copy !req
210. It'll wake the boy! He'll see Santa!Copy !req
211. Remember 1816Copy !req
212. when Santa was seen.
They tracked him home.Copy !req
213. He had to go into hiding.Copy !req
214. No Christmas for six years.
The elves all alone!Copy !req
215. The elves alone!Copy !req
216. Calm, people!Copy !req
217. It's not 1816 now.Copy !req
218. Marino, your HOHO
is equipped with state-of-the-artCopy !req
219. EMF sensor technology hacked directly
from the military's missile program.Copy !req
220. I want you to locate the batteriesCopy !req
221. and perform a Level 3
giftwrap incision.Copy !req
222. Go in through the robin.Copy !req
223. Incising robin.Copy !req
224. Big girl's blouse.Copy !req
225. Lot of fuss.Copy !req
226. I did my 70 missionsCopy !req
227. without any of this malarkey.Copy !req
228. Didn't we, lad? Ha, ha.Copy !req
229. Twist ties clear.
Can I watch with you, Grandsanta?Copy !req
230. Shut the door!Copy !req
231. Hell's berries,Copy !req
232. it's the North Pole!
Kid still asleep? He mustn't see Santa.Copy !req
233. Dad would rather die than spoil it.
What if youCopy !req
234. wake the odd nipper? A whackCopy !req
235. with a sock of sand,
dab of whiskey on the lips,Copy !req
236. they don't remember.Copy !req
237. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
238. - Screwdriver elf.
- Yes! Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
239. What happenedCopy !req
240. to going down the "chimbley"?
Never did me any har...Copy !req
241. Get off me!Copy !req
242. You smell like a wet elf.Copy !req
243. Goodness! Down, boy!
Basket.Copy !req
244. Here you are, Grandsanta.Copy !req
245. I've made you a nice mince pie.Copy !req
246. I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.Copy !req
247. Oh, dear.Copy !req
248. Now I've got to visitCopy !req
249. the elf hospital,Copy !req
250. look over a treaty with Greenland
and make the gravy.Copy !req
251. Then we'll finally have
the whole family home for Christmas.Copy !req
252. They're nearly done!Copy !req
253. Battery clear.Copy !req
254. Oh, no.Copy !req
255. It's the detachable milk maid!Copy !req
256. - She's got her own power source!
- Five secondsCopy !req
257. till she starts singing!Copy !req
258. Four!Copy !req
259. Three!Copy !req
260. Two!Copy !req
261. One!Copy !req
262. Use your HOHO. ExitCopy !req
263. code 12. Code 12!Copy !req
264. Okay, go, go, go!Copy !req
265. Revise drop time to 14.13 seconds.Copy !req
266. Let's pick this up, people!Copy !req
267. Drop timeCopy !req
268. revised. Picking this up,Copy !req
269. people.Copy !req
270. Everybody, missionCopy !req
271. re-engage.Copy !req
272. Three,Copy !req
273. two,Copy !req
274. one!Copy !req
275. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
276. Hey!Copy !req
277. Oh, what a night that was.Copy !req
278. That detachable
milk maid thing.Copy !req
279. This is just the beginning,
right, sir?Copy !req
280. I got you a present, sir.Copy !req
281. Not S for Steve, sir.Copy !req
282. S for Santa.Copy !req
283. Oh, I don't know about that, Peter.
Okay,Copy !req
284. let's bring them home.Copy !req
285. in every room!
Had to go under the floor!Copy !req
286. Sarah.Copy !req
287. Back! Holly injury coming through!Copy !req
288. Hey, fancyCopy !req
289. a trip on the S-1, Arthur?Copy !req
290. It only goes 150,000Copy !req
291. miles an hour.
No, no. Thanks.Copy !req
292. I see a bit of the world in my office,
you know.Copy !req
293. Some of the stamps I get
are amazing.Copy !req
294. Excuse me.Copy !req
295. Santa!Copy !req
296. Dad!Copy !req
297. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
298. I'm sorry. So sorry. Dad!Copy !req
299. Dad!Copy !req
300. - Santa's waving!
- He's waving at me!Copy !req
301. - He's waving at me!
- At me!Copy !req
302. Dad! Ha, ha!Copy !req
303. Arthur.Copy !req
304. Happy Christmas.Copy !req
305. You too.Copy !req
306. You were fantastic!Copy !req
307. Look! Christmas slippers.Copy !req
308. Ha! Well done. Yes.Copy !req
309. Father?Copy !req
310. Ah, there he is. Steve!Copy !req
311. Mission accomplished!Copy !req
312. Tonight we deliveredCopy !req
313. 2 billion presents.Copy !req
314. On this,Copy !req
315. my 70th mission!Copy !req
316. We'll miss you, Santa!Copy !req
317. Stand by.Copy !req
318. Psst!Copy !req
319. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
320. You know, I sometimes think
I couldn't do it without you.Copy !req
321. And my splendidCopy !req
322. Margaret, who's stood by me
all these yearsCopy !req
323. very ably doing all that, uh...Copy !req
324. stuffCopy !req
325. that women do when
their husbands work. Marvelous.Copy !req
326. And, uh, Arthur, yes, doingCopy !req
327. vital work in Maintenance,
really vital.Copy !req
328. I, um... I workCopy !req
329. in Letters.Copy !req
330. - Letters, of course. I'm so sorry.
- You moved meCopy !req
331. after I tripped over that plug
and melted down the elf barracks.Copy !req
332. I lost everything in that flood!Copy !req
333. Yes. Now,Copy !req
334. many years ago, my father told meCopy !req
335. that being Santa
is the best job in the world.Copy !req
336. He was right.Copy !req
337. I've loved it.Copy !req
338. I can't wait for year 71!Copy !req
339. Merry Christmas, everyone.Copy !req
340. He's red, he's white!
He's worked all through the night!Copy !req
341. Santa!Copy !req
342. "What do you get
if you eat Christmas decorations?Copy !req
343. Tinselitis!"Copy !req
344. Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?Copy !req
345. It certainly is, Arthur.
The whole family together.Copy !req
346. How about a toast, Malcolm?Copy !req
347. Oh! Um...Copy !req
348. Well, uh, here's to me doing
an even better job next year.Copy !req
349. - Next year.
- But you'reCopy !req
350. already perfect, Dad.
Ha! That turkey did more than him.Copy !req
351. Ha, ha! Aah!Copy !req
352. You wouldn't understand, Father.Copy !req
353. I've rather moved things on
since your day. Eh, Steve?Copy !req
354. Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting
on his calculator after another job.Copy !req
355. It's a HandheldCopy !req
356. Operational and Homing Organizer.
The HOHO 3000.Copy !req
357. I'm enacting mission closure.Copy !req
358. Whoopee-doo.
Aren't you the fancy nancy?Copy !req
359. Don't matter what you come up with.Copy !req
360. You may be next in line, but you'll never
get to be Santa unless you knock him off.Copy !req
361. Um...Copy !req
362. I've got you all a present.Copy !req
363. After all the hard work, I wanted
everyone to have some Christmas fun.Copy !req
364. Ta-da!Copy !req
365. - I'm Santa!
- No, no, I'm Santa. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
366. You just took the piece out of my hand.
Well, I am actually SantaCopy !req
367. so I think I should have it.Copy !req
368. - Yes. You're the nonexecutive figurehead.
- Exactly.Copy !req
369. - Figurehead.
- It meansCopy !req
370. a fatty with a beard who fits the suit.Copy !req
371. The other pieces are good too.Copy !req
372. Or I can make extra Santas
for everyone.Copy !req
373. Why don't you be the candle, Steve?Copy !req
374. All those bright ideas, eh?Copy !req
375. Fine. I'm the candle,
Arthur's the turkeyCopy !req
376. and you, Father,
are, of course, Santa.Copy !req
377. Grandsanta, you can be
this charming relic.Copy !req
378. "Relic"? "Relic"?Copy !req
379. I did the whole of Christmas
in one of these, Arthur.Copy !req
380. Oh, yes. I didn't need
a trillion elves in bleepy hats.Copy !req
381. We don't fly aboutCopy !req
382. throwing lead-painted toys
down chimneys anymore.Copy !req
383. That space sends you backCopy !req
384. to Lapland.
Malcolm, where did you get those?Copy !req
385. Just moving things along.
Do I win?Copy !req
386. Cheats, the pair of you!Copy !req
387. Mum, are you okay?Copy !req
388. Polar bear, dear. Attacked me on the ice.
Good I did that online survival courseCopy !req
389. - or there'd be one less for turkey.
- Christmas hasCopy !req
390. gone right down the rodney hole.
You're a postman with a spaceship.Copy !req
391. My S-1 festivized the world
at 1860 times the speed of sound.Copy !req
392. Christmas 1941, World War II,Copy !req
393. did the whole thing with
six reindeer and a drunken elf!Copy !req
394. I was shot at, Arthur.Copy !req
395. Took 12 direct hits.
Lost three reindeer.Copy !req
396. What happenedCopy !req
397. to the elf?
Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.Copy !req
398. Never saw him again.Copy !req
399. Goodness. Now...Copy !req
400. "Christmas crackers.
Sing 'Silent Night' backwards."Copy !req
401. Who'd know that?Copy !req
402. I went on alone.Copy !req
403. I could still do it now, Arthur.
Just give me a go!Copy !req
404. In a heap of sticks.
"Heap of... "?Copy !req
405. Let me up and at him!Copy !req
406. I'll show you, Robby the Robot!Copy !req
407. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.Copy !req
408. I'll have that back.Copy !req
409. Would've won anyway.
What?Copy !req
410. Oh, yeah. Run awayCopy !req
411. now you're losing!Copy !req
412. Steve!Copy !req
413. Whoa! Unh!Copy !req
414. Steve.Copy !req
415. Don't be upset. Look.Copy !req
416. You keep this.Copy !req
417. Then you can be Santa next time.Copy !req
418. That'll be you there, Steve.Copy !req
419. Next year,Copy !req
420. I bet.Copy !req
421. You'll be great.Copy !req
422. How many times, Arthur?Copy !req
423. It's the North Pole. Shut the doors.Copy !req
424. I secured the gift.Copy !req
425. Gift secured!
Just can't be.Copy !req
426. The system is foolproof.Copy !req
427. It has to be an error, sir.Copy !req
428. "Error"?Copy !req
429. I spotted the ribbon
glinting in the shadows.Copy !req
430. I am actuallyCopy !req
431. trained in wrapping.Copy !req
432. And I said to myself, "Bryony, the
wrapping looks okay. Thank goodness.Copy !req
433. But that present should not
be lying in the..."Copy !req
434. - Thank you, soldier.
- Has someoneCopy !req
435. got the wrong present?
That's awful.Copy !req
436. Whose is it?
No oneCopy !req
437. gets the wrongCopy !req
438. present. 47785Copy !req
439. BXK.Copy !req
440. "Gift undelivered"?Copy !req
441. They got nothing?Copy !req
442. Mm-mm?
- A child'sCopy !req
443. been missed!Copy !req
444. Not necessarily.Copy !req
445. A child's been missed!Copy !req
446. Wanna wake up the North Pole?Copy !req
447. Good idea. A child'sCopy !req
448. - been missed!
- Arthur!Copy !req
449. Everything all right?Copy !req
450. There's been a glitch.Copy !req
451. "A glitch"? We've missed a child!Copy !req
452. Really? Dear, oh, dear.Copy !req
453. That's awful.Copy !req
454. How did you let it happen,
Steven?Copy !req
455. How did I...?
I thought it was your mission.Copy !req
456. No. This is your department.
What'll we do?Copy !req
457. We must, um... We must, uh...Copy !req
458. - What must we do, Steven?
- There's nothing to do.Copy !req
459. The mission was a success.Copy !req
460. We can't leave a child
out of Christmas.Copy !req
461. Sunrise at destinationCopy !req
462. is 7:39 a.m. There's no way
to get there in time.Copy !req
463. Except, of course, for the S-1.Copy !req
464. - The S-1. Right-o.
- No! The S-1Copy !req
465. has just traveled 7 million miles.Copy !req
466. We could damage it.Copy !req
467. Oh, dear. Um...Copy !req
468. - And risk the lives of the elves.
- Oh, my. No.Copy !req
469. I'll go, sir!Copy !req
470. Bryony Shelfley,Copy !req
471. Wrapping Division. Grade 3, sir.Copy !req
472. Who asked you?
I wasn't called up for field duty.Copy !req
473. I served out my mission
in Gift Wrap Support.Copy !req
474. I wrapped 264,000 presents
in three days, sir.Copy !req
475. If you want that bike deliveredCopy !req
476. in a perfect stateCopy !req
477. of enwrapment, then I'm your elf.Copy !req
478. No one is going.Copy !req
479. It's impossible.Copy !req
480. - But this child...
- It's aCopy !req
481. margin of error
of 0.00000001514834 percent,Copy !req
482. I mean, hello?Copy !req
483. Where's the champagne?Copy !req
484. My department has delivered
the most outstanding Christmas ever.Copy !req
485. Oh, uh... Ha, ha.Copy !req
486. Well done, us.Copy !req
487. But there's a child without a present.Copy !req
488. Arthur, Christmas is not a time
for emotion.Copy !req
489. We will get 47785BXK a presentCopy !req
490. within the window of Christmas.Copy !req
491. We'll messenger the item.
It'll be there in five days.Copy !req
492. But that'll ruin the magic.Copy !req
493. If there was any way at all
to make the drop tonight.Copy !req
494. But it can't be done.Copy !req
495. Your brotherCopy !req
496. knows about these things.Copy !req
497. I won't sleep easy after this,
Arthur, but there it is.Copy !req
498. Can't be done.Copy !req
499. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
500. Arthur! You're compromisingCopy !req
501. the wrapping! That is notCopy !req
502. a toy! Well, it is,Copy !req
503. but, I mean, that's not...Copy !req
504. Arthur!Copy !req
505. Um... Oh, come on, come on,Copy !req
506. come on. Child 47785BXK,Copy !req
507. where are you?Copy !req
508. "Dear Santa, my friend
doesn't believe in you.Copy !req
509. For Christmas I'd like
a pink Twinkle Bike.Copy !req
510. Gwen Hines.Copy !req
511. 23 Mimosa Avenue,
Trelew, Cornwall, England."Copy !req
512. Lights out.Copy !req
513. This figurehead thingy:Copy !req
514. I'm not just a fatty with a suit,
am I?Copy !req
515. Of course not, dear.Copy !req
516. No. I'm Santa.Copy !req
517. ChildrenCopy !req
518. rely on me.Copy !req
519. Oh. Ugh. Ha, ha.Copy !req
520. Here.Copy !req
521. Thank you. It's just checks
for the boys and cash for Father.Copy !req
522. Oh, Malcolm.Copy !req
523. It's the 2 billion other gifts, dear.
Christmas has becomeCopy !req
524. such a mad rush.Copy !req
525. Until you retire.Copy !req
526. Retire?Copy !req
527. Sit next to Father,
watching Steve on TV?Copy !req
528. You are sitting
on a level one access HOHO.Copy !req
529. Please state your identity.
State your identity.Copy !req
530. Who would I be?Copy !req
531. You'd be my Malcolm, dear.Copy !req
532. And there's Arthur.Copy !req
533. Dear Arthur.Copy !req
534. What a puzzle.
This one's for me, dear.Copy !req
535. Oh!Copy !req
536. Happy Christmas, Margaret.Copy !req
537. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
538. I'm still very much up to the job,
you know. Ho, ho...Copy !req
539. Good night, dear.Copy !req
540. Good night, Malcolm.Copy !req
541. It just can't be. It can't.Copy !req
542. It just can't be. It can't.
It just can't be! Oh!Copy !req
543. What's all thisCopy !req
544. ka doodle, young man?Copy !req
545. Grandsanta.Copy !req
546. This little girl.Copy !req
547. She's been missed!Copy !req
548. Ha! So much for your brother's
fancy-pants technology.Copy !req
549. Steve and Dad racked their brains
but said it's impossible.Copy !req
550. Is it, now?Copy !req
551. Missed a child. Dear, oh dear,
sends shivers down me shins.Copy !req
552. In two hours, she's gonna wake upCopy !req
553. tear downstairs,
search under the treeCopy !req
554. and the look on her face.Copy !req
555. But there's nothing there.Copy !req
556. She won't understand. She'll think
she's the one kid in the worldCopy !req
557. that Santa doesn't care about.Copy !req
558. She'll feel so...Copy !req
559. left out.Copy !req
560. On Christmas night, he comes.Copy !req
561. Gwen can't not have a present
from Santa.Copy !req
562. Do you know, Arthur, there is a way.Copy !req
563. It's impossible.Copy !req
564. They used to say it was impossible
to teach women to read.Copy !req
565. Follow me.Copy !req
566. It's... It's the actual sleigh.Copy !req
567. Hello, Evie.Copy !req
568. I thought it was scrapped
years ago.Copy !req
569. So did everyone else.Copy !req
570. Can I...?Copy !req
571. Icelandic birch. Arctic balsa.
Built in 1845.Copy !req
572. Able to reach 50,000 miles per hour
at a height of 40,000 feet.Copy !req
573. Over here, you string of tinsel.Copy !req
574. Got it.Copy !req
575. "Potash of carboniloroxyCopy !req
576. amilocitrate."Copy !req
577. Magic dust.Copy !req
578. Mined from the aurora borealis.Copy !req
579. But she doesn't still go?Copy !req
580. Ha.Copy !req
581. Not just a hobby, Arthur.Copy !req
582. Great-great-grandchildren
of the original eight.Copy !req
583. Dasher.Copy !req
584. Wow. Heh.Copy !req
585. Dancer.Copy !req
586. Prancer.Copy !req
587. Uh... What are the others called? I could
never ruddy remember. Bambi? John.Copy !req
588. You there, with theCopy !req
589. white ear. And you.Copy !req
590. And... Not you, you bag of fleas.
Uh... Uh...Copy !req
591. Arthur?Copy !req
592. I'm not really good with big animals.Copy !req
593. Piffle!
Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
594. Don't get bit, mind.
They can smell fear.Copy !req
595. Let's hitch them up.
Oh, Grandsanta.Copy !req
596. Uh, uh... Excuse me.
Unh!Copy !req
597. You can go to Gwen!Copy !req
598. On the old sleigh, with the reindeer
and the magic dust and everything!Copy !req
599. It's a miracle.Copy !req
600. You're coming too, lad.Copy !req
601. Me?Copy !req
602. On that? Up there? Pulled by them?Copy !req
603. No. No way.Copy !req
604. I'm 136. I can't do it on me own,
I need an elf.Copy !req
605. I can't fly a sleigh. I can't even
ride a bike without stabilizers.Copy !req
606. I know, let's wake Steve. He'll...Copy !req
607. No.Copy !req
608. He's a worrier, Arthur. What if
he stops us? Gwen's forgotten.Copy !req
609. You really care.
Well, of courseCopy !req
610. I do. I was Santa too.Copy !req
611. Think of your dadCopy !req
612. lying awake, chewing hisCopy !req
613. beard off with worry over this girl.Copy !req
614. Don't you want to help for once?Copy !req
615. Make him proud?Copy !req
616. I can't.Copy !req
617. I just... I can't.Copy !req
618. No, I can't.Copy !req
619. Ready?Copy !req
620. No! You promise
Ha, ha!Copy !req
621. Not to go too fast?
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
622. Or high. Or bumpy.Copy !req
623. I get travel sick.
I'm allergic to snow.Copy !req
624. Ye baubles.
And you a son of Santa?Copy !req
625. Wait! My slippers!
They're not for outdoor use!Copy !req
626. Dash! Dash!Copy !req
627. Dash!Copy !req
628. See?Copy !req
629. Who's Santa now? Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
630. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
631. Aah! Put me down!Copy !req
632. What's the matter, boy?
I'm havingCopy !req
633. a heart attack.Copy !req
634. They've never
flown before.Copy !req
635. Just gotta break them in.Copy !req
636. Now.Copy !req
637. Come away!Copy !req
638. Dash away!Copy !req
639. Look, Arthur.Copy !req
640. All those stars.Copy !req
641. We're one of them now.Copy !req
642. A shooting star!
Whoa!Copy !req
643. Stuck that there for your dad
when he was a boy.Copy !req
644. Dad? What, he sat here?Copy !req
645. So did I.Copy !req
646. Every young heir to the Pole
gets took out by his father.Copy !req
647. Right back to Saint Nick.Copy !req
648. We Clauses used to be
the only menCopy !req
649. in the world who could fly,
Arthur,Copy !req
650. and see all this.Copy !req
651. It was a gift, a great big ball
wrapped in oceans and mountains.Copy !req
652. I remember the look on
your father's face when he saw it.Copy !req
653. Yah!Copy !req
654. Fish!Copy !req
655. With horns!Copy !req
656. Want to help me make a snowman?Copy !req
657. Yah!
No! Not ye...!Copy !req
658. Aah! Aah!
Oh, where's the seat belt?Copy !req
659. Whoa!Copy !req
660. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
661. Could Dad do that? Did he
make a snowman for Steve?Copy !req
662. Robot Roy?Copy !req
663. Ha! I should cocoa.Copy !req
664. The next Santa, and he's
never even sat in a sleigh.Copy !req
665. Oi!Copy !req
666. Is that...?
The map of the Clauses.Copy !req
667. Used every Christmas night
in history.Copy !req
668. Whatever your brother says,
Arthur,Copy !req
669. it's the same old world.Copy !req
670. What is it?Copy !req
671. No idea. I've neverCopy !req
672. seen it before.Copy !req
673. It's a city!
A new one?Copy !req
674. Ruddy cheek.
They're always puttingCopy !req
675. these things up.Copy !req
676. I remember the first timeCopy !req
677. I ran into Chicago.
Ha, ha.Copy !req
678. Chicago wasn't on the map?Copy !req
679. Whoa!Copy !req
680. Now, where are we?Copy !req
681. Ah. Here we are, see?Copy !req
682. Oh, no, that's Peking.Copy !req
683. Ahead, there's a...!Copy !req
684. Whoa!Copy !req
685. They can see us.Copy !req
686. Well, pull the camouflage lever.Copy !req
687. Now, then, we'd betterCopy !req
688. draw in a fewCopy !req
689. sky scratchers. Just, uh...Copy !req
690. Not that one.Copy !req
691. That's a steam train, you ninny.Copy !req
692. Do this one.Copy !req
693. So, what do
they call this place?Copy !req
694. "Toronto."Copy !req
695. Toronto's in Canada.Copy !req
696. The Santas always
come through Canada.Copy !req
697. Nobody lives here.Copy !req
698. It's nice and quiet.Copy !req
699. Till your brother came withCopy !req
700. his "You can't cut through Saigon,
there's a war" rubbish.Copy !req
701. Don't need him to tell me
what's ahead.Copy !req
702. I got eyes.
Grandsanta!Copy !req
703. Ye baubles, an elf.Copy !req
704. Bryony Shelfley. Oh!
There'sCopy !req
705. a small trauma to your giftwrap,Copy !req
706. but I can fix it.Copy !req
707. A stowaway!
I can wrap anything,Copy !req
708. sir, with three bits of sticky tape.
Three!Copy !req
709. Good. Wrap yourself a parachute.Copy !req
710. Aah!
Grandsanta!Copy !req
711. - Aah!
- Whoops.Copy !req
712. Toronto. Present and correct.Copy !req
713. Not quite, sir. You've lost
one of the reindeer.Copy !req
714. Quantitative...Copy !req
715. Hello?Copy !req
716. - What elf?
- Bryony Shelfley, sir.Copy !req
717. The crazy wrapping elf, you know?Copy !req
718. Security tracked her to Sector 19.
And we think Arthur was here.Copy !req
719. Arthur?Copy !req
720. Who else leaves the door open,
huh, sir?Copy !req
721. The old sleigh barn?
That was sealed upCopy !req
722. decades agoCopy !req
723. after that terrible night
Grandsanta sneaked out and...Copy !req
724. Thank goodness he's too old these days
to get into trouble.Copy !req
725. Bash it with a brick, Arthur. Go on.Copy !req
726. It just won't...Copy !req
727. Grab its antlers and tug.Copy !req
728. I may just be a wrapping operative,
sir, but this contravenes.Copy !req
729. Seventeen.
Specific mission regulations.Copy !req
730. I'm in charge here,
not Billy the Bureaucrat.Copy !req
731. It's stuck.Copy !req
732. Shh!Copy !req
733. Eighteen.Copy !req
734. Elf, wrap your head.
Sir!Copy !req
735. Come on, lad. You're as much useCopy !req
736. as a cheese chopstick.Copy !req
737. Got it!Copy !req
738. Oh, no.Copy !req
739. Oh, my big Aunt Betty.Copy !req
740. It'll have to do. Pass it down.Copy !req
741. What?Copy !req
742. Permission to breathe, sir. I have about
nine seconds left before I black out.Copy !req
743. One breath.Copy !req
744. Sir?Copy !req
745. I said one. Hurry up, Arthur.Copy !req
746. But don't we need a whole one?Copy !req
747. You know,Copy !req
748. to balance the sleigh?Copy !req
749. Oh, it won't balance the sleigh. No, no.
If anything, it'll slow us down.Copy !req
750. So why are we taking it?Copy !req
751. It's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer.
That's what she's dreaming of.Copy !req
752. The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof.Copy !req
753. Yeah, but...
That's what the kids want,Copy !req
754. not some spaceship.Copy !req
755. We're giving her the star treatment.Copy !req
756. What now?Copy !req
757. We have a waker, sir.Copy !req
758. With a gun!Copy !req
759. That's it, lad.Copy !req
760. You distract him!Copy !req
761. - Grandsanta!
- Who's there?Copy !req
762. Uh... Uh... Uh...Copy !req
763. We come in peace.Copy !req
764. Our craft has toCopy !req
765. travel around the world
in less than an hour!Copy !req
766. We need a sign for our slei...Copy !req
767. Craft.Copy !req
768. Sorry I can't pay you. Where ICopy !req
769. come from, we don't haveCopy !req
770. money!Copy !req
771. Christmas 1923,Copy !req
772. had a heart attack at the reins.
Left ventricle popped out me mouth.Copy !req
773. Pushed it back down and carried on!Copy !req
774. It's big, isn't it, the Atlantic?
Think we should stop and ask someone?Copy !req
775. Pishywibble, we're nearly there!Copy !req
776. See, I take the North Star thereCopy !req
777. as a fixed point.
Then I plot my bearings from, um...Copy !req
778. That's a plane, sir.Copy !req
779. Insubordination.
I'll have you harpooned, elf.Copy !req
780. I thought it would
be chillier near England.Copy !req
781. Globular warming.Copy !req
782. Ha! Land ahoy! There it is.
Told you!Copy !req
783. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
784. - There you are. Down.
- Watch that rock!Copy !req
785. There you go.Copy !req
786. Ah.Copy !req
787. Wow.Copy !req
788. England.Copy !req
789. Maybe we pulled to the right a bit.
We're a reindeer short.Copy !req
790. France.Copy !req
791. They have elephants in France?Copy !req
792. The odd stray. They breed
in the drains. This way.Copy !req
793. Paris Zoo.Copy !req
794. Then this isCopy !req
795. where they keep the lions!Copy !req
796. They won't eat me.Copy !req
797. I'm Santa!Copy !req
798. Lie down!Copy !req
799. Oh, right.Copy !req
800. Call the keeper!Copy !req
801. How old is this?Copy !req
802. "Atlantis"?Copy !req
803. "Here be cannibals"?Copy !req
804. Watch out for cannibals.Copy !req
805. This isn't France, is it?Copy !req
806. Technically, it's known as Africa.
Aah!Copy !req
807. Serengeti National Park, Tanzania.Copy !req
808. How can you possibly be sure?Copy !req
809. The GPS on my HOHO.Copy !req
810. Take her!Copy !req
811. Take the elf!Copy !req
812. GPS? Why didn't you say?Copy !req
813. I'm a wrapping elf. I don't navigate,
I wrap. I use it to store pictures of bows.Copy !req
814. She's right. You brought us to Africa!
I've seen it on a stamp.Copy !req
815. I'm too young to die, Arthur.Copy !req
816. Do something. Arthur!Copy !req
817. The old sleigh.
What is happening here?Copy !req
818. Was supposed to be chopped up
for firewood decades ago.Copy !req
819. How did that devious...?Copy !req
820. Old people, sir.Copy !req
821. Shall I get you your stress ball?Copy !req
822. We have finerCopy !req
823. comms than the Pentagon,
and you sayCopy !req
824. we can't contact him
except by some ancient...Copy !req
825. Toodle-loo!Copy !req
826. Here comes the cavalry!Copy !req
827. Ernie Clicker, sir.Copy !req
828. Head of Polar Communications
for 46 missions!Copy !req
829. Oh, crikey blikey,Copy !req
830. me and your granddad
saw some times!Copy !req
831. I remember once...
Wow, must catch up soon. Now...Copy !req
832. Oh, you're in a hurry. I can tell.Copy !req
833. Oh, this is ridiculous.
Could we hurry this?Copy !req
834. Ooh... You can't rush the Signalator.Copy !req
835. Got to play her gentle.Copy !req
836. So, what do you wish to say?Copy !req
837. I wouldn't worry. It's not like
they're facing man-eating lions.Copy !req
838. Dash!Copy !req
839. Something's coming through.Copy !req
840. What does it say?Copy !req
841. Get off! No!Copy !req
842. That's me Evie, you mangy moron!Copy !req
843. No!Copy !req
844. That's Gwen's gift!Copy !req
845. Hi-yah!Copy !req
846. Only children get to tear the wrapping.Copy !req
847. Bryony?Copy !req
848. - Automatic tape guns!
- Down, doggy!Copy !req
849. Bad doggy!Copy !req
850. Laser-guided scissors!Copy !req
851. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
852. Standard-issue giftwrap!Copy !req
853. No time for a bow!Copy !req
854. There's always time for a bow!Copy !req
855. Oh!Copy !req
856. I can't look.Copy !req
857. Not that knob!Copy !req
858. Good night!Copy !req
859. Oh, no!Copy !req
860. Something else!Copy !req
861. No, leave it! Don't...
Aah.Copy !req
862. My camera!Copy !req
863. Wait! Look!Copy !req
864. Oi!Copy !req
865. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
866. Wow.Copy !req
867. Whoa!Copy !req
868. What's so funny?Copy !req
869. Look what they've done to my Evie.Copy !req
870. And the map.
But it's okay.Copy !req
871. We've got this. Look!Copy !req
872. Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.Copy !req
873. Proceed to the highlighted route.Copy !req
874. What's the point? Look at us.Copy !req
875. And my camera, totally banjaxed.Copy !req
876. How do I get my picture now?Copy !req
877. What picture?Copy !req
878. The sleigh on the roof,
the eight beautiful reindeerCopy !req
879. and Santa... Me!Copy !req
880. going down the "chimbley."Copy !req
881. That's what I wanted them to see.Copy !req
882. They missed the kid, but I got there.
My way.Copy !req
883. That's why you came. Not for Gwen.Copy !req
884. 1368 miles, then slight left.Copy !req
885. For the love of Lulu,Copy !req
886. bossed about by Tinpot Tom.Copy !req
887. Dash!Copy !req
888. Try them again.
Keep trying.Copy !req
889. All this for one child.
In 600 million.Copy !req
890. We should turn her off a mo.Copy !req
891. Don't worry, sir. Children areCopy !req
892. stupid. Either it won't know
it got missedCopy !req
893. or it'll think it's been bad.
It's a win-win.Copy !req
894. You missed one?Copy !req
895. A nipper? Cor!Copy !req
896. Ha, ha. What's all this here for
if you miss one?Copy !req
897. Could you please type faster?Copy !req
898. All right.Copy !req
899. Systems critical.Copy !req
900. Lead in Christmas.Copy !req
901. Oops-a-daisy.Copy !req
902. Peter,Copy !req
903. let go of my hand, please.Copy !req
904. Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
905. And get me IT.Copy !req
906. Descend 1000 feet.Copy !req
907. - You are at your destination.
- Yes!Copy !req
908. We did it, we did it!
We did it! Hooray!Copy !req
909. Whoopee-doo.Copy !req
910. In 100 yards,Copy !req
911. turn left.Copy !req
912. Straight ahead, left, right.
You are at your client's dwelling.Copy !req
913. Whoa, whoa!
Hey, steady!Copy !req
914. We made it. I survived!Copy !req
915. I'll walk home, I'll get a boat,
but I am never getting backCopy !req
916. in that crazy flying death trap
ever again!Copy !req
917. Go on.Copy !req
918. Get it over.Copy !req
919. I want my bed.Copy !req
920. What, you're not coming?Copy !req
921. You have to deliver the present.Copy !req
922. You've got your special coat on.Copy !req
923. You're our Santa.Copy !req
924. I said me and Evie could get here,
and we did.Copy !req
925. The rest is just elf work.Copy !req
926. Go on, Festive Freddie,Copy !req
927. sling your hook.Copy !req
928. It doesn't matter
how we got here.Copy !req
929. The sleigh on the roof,
the jingle bells, the eight reindeer.Copy !req
930. Gwen would never have seen that.Copy !req
931. I wish Dad could see this.Copy !req
932. It would take such a load off his mind.Copy !req
933. So, what are your orders?Copy !req
934. Hmm?Copy !req
935. You're a Claus.
You give the orders.Copy !req
936. Do I? Oh! Um... Heh.Copy !req
937. I'm just happy being an elf, really.
You know, just part of it all.Copy !req
938. You want to order me
to go through the cat flap?Copy !req
939. Oh! Um... Yes, that's a great idea.Copy !req
940. Do you want to tell me to let you in?Copy !req
941. Brilliant. Thank you, Bryony.Copy !req
942. And do you want to...?Copy !req
943. Quick!
The alarm? Definitely, yes.Copy !req
944. Is thisCopy !req
945. your first time?Copy !req
946. But...Copy !req
947. Bryony?Copy !req
948. Sorry.Copy !req
949. He likes these slippers
even more than you do!Copy !req
950. Happy Christmas.Copy !req
951. When you put the address intoCopy !req
952. the HOHO, what did you see?Copy !req
953. A list of Trelews.
I just clicked on the first one!Copy !req
954. Which was not Trelew, England.Copy !req
955. We're in the wrong Trelew!Copy !req
956. What's going on?Copy !req
957. They've been watching us.
They've seen Evie.Copy !req
958. - It's just like last time.
- Governments tonightCopy !req
959. are waking to news of a UFO
traveling the globe at incredible speed.Copy !req
960. That's us!
The clearestCopy !req
961. sighting was at
this tractor dealershipCopy !req
962. in Idaho.
Had eyeballs on its feetCopy !req
963. and a pointy little head.
It asked me for a sign.Copy !req
964. - We're on the news.
- From the trail in Toronto,Copy !req
965. - these beings do not appear friendly.
- Rebooting.Copy !req
966. - We are online, sir.
- This isCopy !req
967. Charlotte. MexicanCopy !req
968. police found a furry thingCopy !req
969. - trying to mate with a dog.
- I have callsCopy !req
970. reporting a steam train flying around.Copy !req
971. Steam train? Been on the eggnog?Copy !req
972. It's gone black over Mexico.
This thing's going fasterCopy !req
973. than anything we know of.Copy !req
974. No.
The herd is now inCopy !req
975. Mozambique's airspace,
threatening the fragile peaceCopy !req
976. between the two nations.Copy !req
977. Two billion items delivered, and we
didn't leave a footprint in the snow.Copy !req
978. - And now...
- Sir?Copy !req
979. We have lost 80 percent of our data.Copy !req
980. No, no. We have 18 pulseCopy !req
981. data reservoirs of a trillion terabytes!
Sorry, autosave was off.Copy !req
982. Shall I slap him, sir?
Quite hard?Copy !req
983. Sir,Copy !req
984. there's a polar bear on Level 6.Copy !req
985. Sir? Why is
Arthur out there?Copy !req
986. He missed one.Copy !req
987. A nipper.Copy !req
988. I mean,Copy !req
989. 47785BXK.Copy !req
990. Sir, we've got something.Copy !req
991. Bryony Shelfley, it's her HOHO.Copy !req
992. We can still get there.Copy !req
993. We just have to go faster, higher!
You've changed your tune.Copy !req
994. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
995. I'm not here!Copy !req
996. I've taped myself in! Grandsanta!Copy !req
997. Leave me. It's thatCopy !req
998. terrible night all over again.Copy !req
999. What night?Copy !req
1000. Last time I took Evie for a spin.Copy !req
1001. I didn't knowCopy !req
1002. it was the Cuban missile crisis!
I nearly started World War III.Copy !req
1003. Hold still. Someone has to drive.Copy !req
1004. Whoopsie!Copy !req
1005. Oh, no!Copy !req
1006. Fencer!Copy !req
1007. Mincer! Come back!Copy !req
1008. Bryony!Copy !req
1009. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1010. Grandsanta,Copy !req
1011. get here!Copy !req
1012. Oi! That's me new hip.Copy !req
1013. Please, I'll read you Gwen's letter.Copy !req
1014. Stone-deaf. I'm 136.Copy !req
1015. What's that?
It's Steve.Copy !req
1016. - Steve!
- Tell himCopy !req
1017. I'm not here!Copy !req
1018. Grandsanta says he's not here.Copy !req
1019. Hi. I'm looking for a missing relic.Copy !req
1020. Steve, three words.Copy !req
1021. - Is the first one "help"?
- Yes.Copy !req
1022. You can help us, Steve!
It was him!Copy !req
1023. Frosty the Madman.
He forced me to come.Copy !req
1024. Elf, back me up
if you want a career.Copy !req
1025. I forced you?
You see? Look.Copy !req
1026. What did you want, Grandsanta?
Let me guess. Hm.Copy !req
1027. A picture of you in the sleigh
delivering the giftCopy !req
1028. to show me how it's really done?Copy !req
1029. No.Copy !req
1030. You know the picture
they'll have tomorrow?Copy !req
1031. You, led away in handcuffs!Copy !req
1032. The Santa who was seen.
By everybody on Earth.Copy !req
1033. The Santa who ruined Christmas.Copy !req
1034. Ruined it!Copy !req
1035. We'll fix this, Steve. We'll be back home
in the wobble of a reindeer's buttocks.Copy !req
1036. And Evie can go back in mothballs.
You can forget she ever existed.Copy !req
1037. You can't just go home.
What about Gwen?Copy !req
1038. Gwen. For that, you'd threaten
my whole operation?Copy !req
1039. Steve, you said if there was any way
to get there, you would.Copy !req
1040. Well, this is it. Look.Copy !req
1041. The old sleigh is perfect!Copy !req
1042. Uh, right. Well, anyway, it goes
really fast, even with bits missing.Copy !req
1043. And we've got quite a few
reindeer left.Copy !req
1044. And, if I'm sick again,
I could be sick in a bag.Copy !req
1045. I'll wrap him one.Copy !req
1046. We can help them.Copy !req
1047. No one missed, sir!Copy !req
1048. All correct presents,
present and correct.Copy !req
1049. If you help us, Steve,Copy !req
1050. we can do it!Copy !req
1051. Grandsanta and Arthur would beCopy !req
1052. the heroes of the night, sir!Copy !req
1053. Come home now!Copy !req
1054. If we all just gave inCopy !req
1055. to Christmas spirit, there'd be chaos.Copy !req
1056. Unh! We're on our way, Steve.
No!Copy !req
1057. Santa will want us to get to Gwen.Copy !req
1058. Ask him. Please.Copy !req
1059. Arthur,Copy !req
1060. this is Dad we're talking about.Copy !req
1061. There was a time when he cared about
every last gift tag, but nowCopy !req
1062. he just wants to be loved
and get some rest.Copy !req
1063. No. He's lying awake,
worrying his beard off about Gwen.Copy !req
1064. Ho-ho-ho. Off to the land of nod.Copy !req
1065. Please do not disturb
until December 26th.Copy !req
1066. - Is that it, dear?
- Yes.Copy !req
1067. Press the red...Copy !req
1068. No.Copy !req
1069. Santa's the most caring man
in the world.Copy !req
1070. So why are you here,
not him?Copy !req
1071. Don't leave me, Arthur!Copy !req
1072. Poor old man and his reindeer,
on our own at Christmas?Copy !req
1073. At least have the decency
to finish us off with a rock!Copy !req
1074. Poor Evie.Copy !req
1075. Sun'll be up soon.Copy !req
1076. It's Christmas!Copy !req
1077. Christmas is for kids.
You grow out of it.Copy !req
1078. What, in the last six minutes?Copy !req
1079. I know what you all say about me,
you know.Copy !req
1080. "He belongs in the South Pole."Copy !req
1081. "Dear Arthur, what a puzzle."Copy !req
1082. Well, you were right.Copy !req
1083. All that fuss over one kid.Copy !req
1084. I was being ridiculous.Copy !req
1085. This is nice.Copy !req
1086. It's good to get away from it all,
you know.Copy !req
1087. All the Christmas fuss.Copy !req
1088. I'm sorry I messed things up, lad.Copy !req
1089. You see,Copy !req
1090. the night I last took Evie outCopy !req
1091. when there was all that fuss,Copy !req
1092. your father came to me.Copy !req
1093. I'll never forget it.Copy !req
1094. Couldn't look me in the eye.Copy !req
1095. "Dad," he says.Copy !req
1096. "Steve thinks it best
you don't fly again.Copy !req
1097. We're scrapping the sleigh."Copy !req
1098. Me own sonCopy !req
1099. who used to sit where you sat,
looking up at me.Copy !req
1100. I just wanted them to rememberCopy !req
1101. who I used to be.Copy !req
1102. I was a bit like you, lad.
Keen as cranberry.Copy !req
1103. So was your dad.Copy !req
1104. You get old, that's all.Copy !req
1105. Everything changes.Copy !req
1106. Does it?Copy !req
1107. How can I ever write another letter
saying that Santa cares?Copy !req
1108. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
1109. Sleep well.Copy !req
1110. Oh!Copy !req
1111. Sir, we know you shouldn't
believe rumors, but we do.Copy !req
1112. Is it true you missed a child?Copy !req
1113. Me? No, no, no.Copy !req
1114. Well, uh, in a way, yes.Copy !req
1115. It was just one.Copy !req
1116. In fact, not even that.Copy !req
1117. Naught point lots more naughts,Copy !req
1118. then a number
and some sort of percent at the end.Copy !req
1119. Not really an error, just a one.Copy !req
1120. One child doesn't matter?
Which one?Copy !req
1121. Well, I... It's not that...Copy !req
1122. I did nine ones in Greece.Copy !req
1123. - Did those matter?
- What about my onesCopy !req
1124. in Germany? One of them was twins!Copy !req
1125. They don't matter half each.Copy !req
1126. Um... Why don't you ask Steve?
He can explain. Fiendishly clever.Copy !req
1127. But aren't you in charge, sir?Copy !req
1128. Of course. I'm Santa.Copy !req
1129. Sir,Copy !req
1130. if the one that got missed
doesn't matter,Copy !req
1131. why have Arthur and Grandsanta
gone to take it?Copy !req
1132. What?
Malcolm, what's this about Arthur?Copy !req
1133. He's crazy.Copy !req
1134. Is there a list of
children who don't matter?Copy !req
1135. Santa said they don't matter
100 percent.Copy !req
1136. Is it true children aren't
real, they're just antimatter?Copy !req
1137. Shh, shh! Do not... Look. Look!Copy !req
1138. I festivized every single country
in the world. You see?Copy !req
1139. This one, this one, this one.
All of them.Copy !req
1140. I mean, who cares about
one single tiny child?Copy !req
1141. Uh... I do.Copy !req
1142. Arthur.Copy !req
1143. My poor boy.Copy !req
1144. Why on earth would he...?Copy !req
1145. You're his brother, Steve.
How could you let him?Copy !req
1146. And about this child you missed,Copy !req
1147. I'm really not sure
you made the right decision.Copy !req
1148. Is that bird doo
on your shoulder?Copy !req
1149. Right.Copy !req
1150. Over there is SatelliteCopy !req
1151. Tracking, Navigation, Data Analysis.Copy !req
1152. Coffee machine's by the door.
Good night, Santa.Copy !req
1153. Um...Copy !req
1154. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1155. Dear Xiao-Ling,
thanks for your letterCopy !req
1156. and drawing of Santa
tripping over your dog.Copy !req
1157. It was hilarious.Copy !req
1158. Dear Alessandro,Copy !req
1159. I'm sorry your family's
had a hard year, but Santa is real.Copy !req
1160. Dear Lars,
I promise Santa will come.Copy !req
1161. He's the greatest man ever.Copy !req
1162. Can I burn this?
Sure.Copy !req
1163. There's millions like it.Copy !req
1164. This picture.Copy !req
1165. This drawing!Copy !req
1166. It isn't of DadCopy !req
1167. or youCopy !req
1168. or Steve.Copy !req
1169. This is Santa!Copy !req
1170. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1171. And as long we get the bike to Gwen
before she wakes up, then Santa came!Copy !req
1172. And he cares! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1173. Excuse!
Aah!Copy !req
1174. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1175. I've seen this before.
Sleigh fever, they call it.Copy !req
1176. Pressure of Christmas
sends a man doolally-tap.Copy !req
1177. Santa Claus XVI got it, 1802.Copy !req
1178. Every child that year got a sausage
nailed to a piece of bark.Copy !req
1179. Unh! Whoa!Copy !req
1180. Arthur, do you really think you can
row the Atlantic Ocean in the nextCopy !req
1181. 37 minutes?
It's not,Copy !req
1182. unh, too late yet.Copy !req
1183. I just have to keep,Copy !req
1184. unh, going.Copy !req
1185. We need a blunt instrument.
Knock him out and regroup.Copy !req
1186. Make a legal U-turn,
then slight right in 4228 miles.Copy !req
1187. You do know
we're going round in circles?Copy !req
1188. You know, we're not the only ones.
Maybe I will see Evie again.Copy !req
1189. - What do you mean?
- Reindeer areCopy !req
1190. brave, powerful beastsCopy !req
1191. but they're also dappled cretins
with twigs on their heads.Copy !req
1192. They'll just keep going in a
straight line right round the world.Copy !req
1193. They'll be way up in the sky, flyingCopy !req
1194. at unimaginable speed,
but they'll passCopy !req
1195. right over our heads.
Great!Copy !req
1196. We can get the sleigh back!Copy !req
1197. Chief De Silva.Copy !req
1198. Where is this UFO?
It's circling the Earth, ma'am.Copy !req
1199. Nineteen minutes ago,
it went into orbit.Copy !req
1200. You? Up there?
Catch that with this?Copy !req
1201. Magic dust.Copy !req
1202. You crack it over your head.Copy !req
1203. You'll have to focus. The sleigh'll be
coming at you at 45,000 miles an hour.Copy !req
1204. - 45,000...?
- You'll be tornCopy !req
1205. in half!Copy !req
1206. Depends on the angle the sleigh hits.
You might just get beheaded.Copy !req
1207. I've got a phobia of being beheaded,
and heights and speed and reindeerCopy !req
1208. and buttons.Copy !req
1209. Buttons?Copy !req
1210. Yeah, I'm pretty much scared
of everything.Copy !req
1211. Gwen thinks you're coming. Ah!Copy !req
1212. You can't do this. Yes, you can!Copy !req
1213. No, you can't. Yes, you can!
Come on, Arthur!Copy !req
1214. Don't worry. Only a raving lunatic...Copy !req
1215. I have to worry!
It's the only thing I'm good at!Copy !req
1216. Worry me.Copy !req
1217. The sleigh'll be back
any minute.Copy !req
1218. Come on. Worry me, quickly!Copy !req
1219. Imagine Gwen, all alone,Copy !req
1220. nothing under the tree.
Here we go. Unh.Copy !req
1221. No! Don't like this! Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1222. Get me down!Copy !req
1223. The tears as she finds
she's been left out.Copy !req
1224. Screaming, "Santa didn't come!"Copy !req
1225. Oh, Gwen.Copy !req
1226. No! It's justCopy !req
1227. - too high!
- Gwen in the streetCopy !req
1228. surrounded by kids
on new bikes, pointing:Copy !req
1229. "That's the girl
that Santa hates!"Copy !req
1230. She runs away, alcoholic by the age of 9.
Dead before she's even...!Copy !req
1231. She may never build
a snowman again!Copy !req
1232. What if there are buttons on the sleigh
I don't know about?Copy !req
1233. Here it is!Copy !req
1234. Um...Copy !req
1235. How do you think he's, uh...?Copy !req
1236. Fine, fine. Probably just, uh...Copy !req
1237. So how come they didn't
scrap the sleigh, sir?Copy !req
1238. I threatened the elves.
Said I'd feed them to the polar bears.Copy !req
1239. Whoa!Copy !req
1240. Elf, how do you fancy being the one
to tell his parents about all this?Copy !req
1241. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1242. Whoa!Copy !req
1243. Yay! Arthur!Copy !req
1244. You did it!
I did it with worry!Copy !req
1245. Oh, I was sure you'd die.
It was great!Copy !req
1246. Proceed to the highlighted route.Copy !req
1247. Proceed to the highlighted.Copy !req
1248. Just keep worrying
about Gwen.Copy !req
1249. I'll find a way there, boy.
Whatever it takes.Copy !req
1250. To Trelew!Copy !req
1251. Margaret.Copy !req
1252. Hand me my Me suit.Copy !req
1253. All sorted. Steve's, uh...Copy !req
1254. holding the fortCopy !req
1255. while I deliver the present, yes,Copy !req
1256. and find Arthur and Father.Copy !req
1257. Well done, dear.Copy !req
1258. Trelew's on a course of 187.7 degrees
from the geographic poleCopy !req
1259. but as it's the old sleigh,Copy !req
1260. allow a drift margin
of 1000 miles either sideCopy !req
1261. of the meridian.
Got a sweater for Arthur,Copy !req
1262. your father's pills,Copy !req
1263. and some nice sweet tea.Copy !req
1264. Hm.Copy !req
1265. Curtains.Copy !req
1266. S-1 dented.
- Sir. Sir!Copy !req
1267. Big scratchCopy !req
1268. down side.Copy !req
1269. "Popped out to take present.Copy !req
1270. Turkey sandwich in fridge.
Mum and Dad."Copy !req
1271. Espresso machine broken.Copy !req
1272. That idiot, Arthur. He's sentCopy !req
1273. everyone crazy.Copy !req
1274. He'll destroy Christmas.Copy !req
1275. And you'll never
get to be Santa.Copy !req
1276. Steven!Copy !req
1277. I, um...Copy !req
1278. 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.Copy !req
1279. Malcolm,Copy !req
1280. there's no harm in using a manual.Copy !req
1281. Men.
Margaret, I order you to disembark.Copy !req
1282. It's not safe. Unh!Copy !req
1283. Piffle. I did a microlight flying course
on the Internet.Copy !req
1284. It can't be that different.Copy !req
1285. Oh! Steve.Copy !req
1286. You've dented it!
You take it out without asking?Copy !req
1287. Malcolm, you told me
he knew.Copy !req
1288. You know how Steve feels
about his S-1.Copy !req
1289. It's my S-1. S for "Santa."Copy !req
1290. I'm flying to this child.Copy !req
1291. Of course she's all that matters.
Not me, your son.Copy !req
1292. Not the 2 billion things
I did right tonight.Copy !req
1293. No!Copy !req
1294. This is about that pool table,
isn't it?Copy !req
1295. I told you, you should've written
to me.Copy !req
1296. I was 8. You're my dad!Copy !req
1297. For goodness sake!Copy !req
1298. Arthur and Grandsanta are out thereCopy !req
1299. probably not wearing
nearly enough layersCopy !req
1300. and you two are bickering over
a big red toy?Copy !req
1301. I'm not bickering.
If Steven could justCopy !req
1302. stand back... Ooh!Copy !req
1303. Air bag.Copy !req
1304. You drive, Steven.Copy !req
1305. Thank you.Copy !req
1306. So since gift delivery
to child 47785BXKCopy !req
1307. is all that seemsCopy !req
1308. to matter,Copy !req
1309. I'll do it myself.Copy !req
1310. Then we'll pick up Arthur and Grandsanta
from whatever ditch they ended up in.Copy !req
1311. Maximum thrust.Copy !req
1312. Um, when Santa
said he'd be right back,Copy !req
1313. what do you think he...?Copy !req
1314. He's not coming back!Copy !req
1315. The Santas are leaving!Copy !req
1316. Children don't matter?Copy !req
1317. Christmas doesn't matter!Copy !req
1318. Nothing matters!Copy !req
1319. It's like 1816!Copy !req
1320. Abandon the North Pole!Copy !req
1321. - Everybody, panic!
- Are you sure you wantCopy !req
1322. to delete Christmas?Copy !req
1323. 10 minutes.Copy !req
1324. - Head south!
- It's all south from here, you fool!Copy !req
1325. I know where we can findCopy !req
1326. a map, lad!Copy !req
1327. A bitCopy !req
1328. risky, this.Copy !req
1329. Breaking the rules,
even in the old days.Copy !req
1330. There!Copy !req
1331. Biggest map in the world!Copy !req
1332. Dash!Copy !req
1333. Friends, on this night
of peace, we stand confrontedCopy !req
1334. by an unknown danger.Copy !req
1335. Aliens. Aliens from space.Copy !req
1336. - Blast them from the skies!
- Let us do an autopsy.Copy !req
1337. But maybe the aliens come in peace?Copy !req
1338. They burst an inflatableCopy !req
1339. Santa Claus in Toronto.
On Christmas night!Copy !req
1340. - What a terrible thing.
- Let us attempt contact,Copy !req
1341. but be ready to save our planet.Copy !req
1342. Hold tight, lad. This is where it getsCopy !req
1343. really rough.Copy !req
1344. Not now,Copy !req
1345. you sack of antlers.Copy !req
1346. Alert level six.Copy !req
1347. It's coming down through
the atmosphere.Copy !req
1348. We'll see it.Copy !req
1349. Forty-six, 45,Copy !req
1350. 44, 43.Copy !req
1351. They'll be waiting for us, sir.
We were on the news.Copy !req
1352. All their technology
against my Evie.Copy !req
1353. Oh, come on. Let's do it with worry!Copy !req
1354. Santa mustn't be seen, eh, lad?Copy !req
1355. Let's give themCopy !req
1356. something to shoot at.Copy !req
1357. We have visual.Copy !req
1358. Here it comes.Copy !req
1359. Take us to your leader. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1360. England!Copy !req
1361. No sign of anyone.Copy !req
1362. The sun's coming up!
Come on, lad! You canCopy !req
1363. do it! Move your hooves!Copy !req
1364. Mankind greets you. Do you copy?Copy !req
1365. Season's greetings from mankind.
Good morning, do you copy?Copy !req
1366. The hull is some kind of
woody substance, ma'am.Copy !req
1367. Like wood.Copy !req
1368. Coated in lead paint.Copy !req
1369. The engine
seems to be alive.Copy !req
1370. And furry.Copy !req
1371. Come on, lad!Copy !req
1372. Put your backCopy !req
1373. into it!Copy !req
1374. I have something. It's very faint but...Copy !req
1375. Scramble drone.Copy !req
1376. That's it, there!Copy !req
1377. We made it!
Yay!Copy !req
1378. Not quite.Copy !req
1379. Dash!Copy !req
1380. It's right up me steam pipe!Copy !req
1381. It's tracking
something electronic!Copy !req
1382. We haven't gotCopy !req
1383. any "electrickery."
Just woodCopy !req
1384. and brass and...Copy !req
1385. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1386. Your slipper!Copy !req
1387. We have lock.Copy !req
1388. We got to get you
down there, lad.Copy !req
1389. They'll see us! We'll be stopped!
Give me that.Copy !req
1390. What are you doing?
It's Evie they're after.Copy !req
1391. She doesn't fit this world, Arthur.
She's a relic.Copy !req
1392. Evie?Copy !req
1393. I always knew she'd be needed
one more time.Copy !req
1394. You go on. We'll let them have her.Copy !req
1395. You're coming too.Copy !req
1396. You were right, Arthur. It doesn't matter
how Santa's gift gets there.Copy !req
1397. Doesn't even matter if it'sCopy !req
1398. Mr. Postman in his spaceship.
As long as it gets there.Copy !req
1399. You made it happen, lad.
No one got left out.Copy !req
1400. Get off.Copy !req
1401. Now, do as I say.Copy !req
1402. They're firing on us!Copy !req
1403. A death ray!
Made of chocolateCopy !req
1404. - and oranges.
- UnidentifiedCopy !req
1405. varnished object,Copy !req
1406. turn back or we shoot.Copy !req
1407. Go!Copy !req
1408. Turn back.Copy !req
1409. Happy Christmas!Copy !req
1410. In Santa we believe!Copy !req
1411. Go on, elf.Copy !req
1412. You too.Copy !req
1413. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1414. Fire missiles.Copy !req
1415. This is it, old fella.Copy !req
1416. Maybe the nextCopy !req
1417. Santa never sat in my Evie,Copy !req
1418. but Arthur did.Copy !req
1419. And he's as good a man
as any Santa there's ever been.Copy !req
1420. Yah!Copy !req
1421. Goodbye, Evie.Copy !req
1422. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
1423. You just saved Christmas.Copy !req
1424. Trelew.Copy !req
1425. Out with the old, in with the new.Copy !req
1426. Well done, dear.Copy !req
1427. Poor Arthur.
He tried so hard.Copy !req
1428. He's flunked again.
Of courseCopy !req
1429. he hasn't, dear.Copy !req
1430. We're here. The little girl
will get her present.Copy !req
1431. I think he's done rather splendidly.Copy !req
1432. My Margaret.Copy !req
1433. Good morning, Gwen.
Ho, ho, et cetera.Copy !req
1434. Apologies for the minor delay.Copy !req
1435. I'm sure that even a child
can understandCopy !req
1436. that in an operation
as complex as Christmas,Copy !req
1437. there's always an insignificant
margin of error,Copy !req
1438. which is you. As a gesture,Copy !req
1439. I've upgraded you
to the Glamorfast Ultra X-3Copy !req
1440. which retails at 9.99 more
than your requested gift.Copy !req
1441. Bigger ergo better.Copy !req
1442. If you wouldn't mind
just signing a legal waiver?Copy !req
1443. Pedro? A boy?Copy !req
1444. A Spanish boy?Copy !req
1445. This is an error.Copy !req
1446. Now get off the bike.Copy !req
1447. Will you get...?Copy !req
1448. No, no, no. Please don't cry.Copy !req
1449. No cry-o.Copy !req
1450. No, uh, "sob-idad."Copy !req
1451. Uh...Copy !req
1452. It's over a mile.Copy !req
1453. We've got no sleigh,Copy !req
1454. no reindeer,
and you can't even walk.Copy !req
1455. What are you doing?Copy !req
1456. I can cycle!Copy !req
1457. Oi! Come back!Copy !req
1458. What about
the wrapping?Copy !req
1459. The church. She lives by the church!Copy !req
1460. Happy Christmas, cows!Copy !req
1461. Meltdown. Ten seconds
to figgy Flensburg. Snowman.Copy !req
1462. German, leave out the carrot.
Is Santa on shoe?Copy !req
1463. What the...?Copy !req
1464. Look, everyone! It's Arthur!Copy !req
1465. He's delivering the present.Copy !req
1466. - It's Arthur.
- Hooray for Arthur!Copy !req
1467. Meltdown paused.Copy !req
1468. Come back!Copy !req
1469. Oh, my head.Copy !req
1470. Ye baubles,
a beautiful young reindeer.Copy !req
1471. Ah. So who am I, then?Copy !req
1472. Okay, so I'm not great
with children.Copy !req
1473. Does that make me a bad Santa?Copy !req
1474. You're hardly perfect.Copy !req
1475. Let me guess. You put in the address,
you saw a list of TrelewsCopy !req
1476. and just clicked
on the first one?Copy !req
1477. You're just like Arthur.Copy !req
1478. - Am I?
- North Pole,Copy !req
1479. But, sir,Copy !req
1480. it's Arthur. He's still going.Copy !req
1481. Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!Copy !req
1482. Arthur?Copy !req
1483. Yah!Copy !req
1484. No one gets an unwrapped present
on my watch.Copy !req
1485. Three bits of sticky tape.Copy !req
1486. Three.Copy !req
1487. Stand up!Copy !req
1488. Finger!Copy !req
1489. The church!Copy !req
1490. Whoa!Copy !req
1491. Right foot.Copy !req
1492. Left foot.Copy !req
1493. There it is!Copy !req
1494. One!Copy !req
1495. Hands up!Copy !req
1496. Whoa!Copy !req
1497. Whoa.Copy !req
1498. Arthur!Copy !req
1499. Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!Copy !req
1500. Nearly there!Copy !req
1501. Front wheel!Copy !req
1502. Unh!
Whoa!Copy !req
1503. Two!
Yes!Copy !req
1504. That's it, there!Copy !req
1505. Whoa!Copy !req
1506. Back wheel!Copy !req
1507. Ready?
Do it!Copy !req
1508. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1509. Here we go!Copy !req
1510. Three!Copy !req
1511. Elf down.Copy !req
1512. Bryony?Copy !req
1513. Go on, Arthur. Quick!Copy !req
1514. There's always time for a bow.Copy !req
1515. No, we can't be too late.Copy !req
1516. Unh. It's so unfair.Copy !req
1517. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
1518. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
1519. All the Santas
taking the missing present.Copy !req
1520. It's beautiful!Copy !req
1521. Hug me. Hug me. Aah!Copy !req
1522. Dad!Copy !req
1523. You came! I knew you would.Copy !req
1524. You wouldn't just go to bed
and forget Gwen.Copy !req
1525. You're Santa!Copy !req
1526. Give me that.Copy !req
1527. I'm Santa! I'm delivering it!Copy !req
1528. Don't be silly, I'm Santa.
Can't you see from me suit?Copy !req
1529. I am actually Santa,
and I think it would be best...Copy !req
1530. I'm Santa! You handed over!Copy !req
1531. I didn't, in fact, technically...
You said I could drive!Copy !req
1532. I'm Santa, you naughty boys.
Here, have a bonbon.Copy !req
1533. You...Copy !req
1534. Shh!Copy !req
1535. It's Christmas!Copy !req
1536. Please.Copy !req
1537. Gwen just has to have a present
from Santa.Copy !req
1538. You do it, Arthur.Copy !req
1539. Mummy! Daddy! Wake up!Copy !req
1540. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
1541. There's a ribbon! To downstairs!Copy !req
1542. Father, please keep it down.
Merry Christmas, everyone.Copy !req
1543. Unh!
Oh.Copy !req
1544. Dad, wait.Copy !req
1545. Please, let's...Copy !req
1546. Oh.Copy !req
1547. In all my years, I've never actually...Copy !req
1548. Always so busy.Copy !req
1549. Too busy.Copy !req
1550. I'm not good at...Copy !req
1551. In my day, a pat on the back
and a walnut went a long way.Copy !req
1552. Mummy, Daddy, come on!
Look, a ribbon to downstairs!Copy !req
1553. - Come on, then.
- I think it's under the tree!Copy !req
1554. Oh, look!Copy !req
1555. What is it?Copy !req
1556. I can see pink!Copy !req
1557. It's a bike!Copy !req
1558. Oh! Heh.Copy !req
1559. Santa brought me
the bike I wanted!Copy !req
1560. Did he?Copy !req
1561. Oh. Can I have a go? Please,
please, please? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1562. Steve,Copy !req
1563. you deserve to be Santa.Copy !req
1564. But, Steve,Copy !req
1565. I wonder if Gwen is right.Copy !req
1566. Watch out. Beep, beep. Careful,Copy !req
1567. I'm gonna bump into you.Copy !req
1568. Oh, no.Copy !req
1569. I'll be the candle, eh?Copy !req
1570. Whoopee!Copy !req
1571. You're better men than...Copy !req
1572. Both of you.Copy !req
1573. Oh! A bike andCopy !req
1574. a squirrel!
Huh?Copy !req
1575. - Oh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1576. Drop complete.Copy !req
1577. And we have a new Santa!Copy !req
1578. Christmas accomplished.Copy !req
1579. Arthur!Copy !req
1580. - Oh, Arthur.
- CommenceCopy !req
1581. decking halls.Copy !req
1582. You know, I've always liked Arthur.
Do you think he likes espresso?Copy !req
1583. Oh? Oh!Copy !req
1584. And may 100 percent
of your Christmases be white.Copy !req
1585. Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV PlayerCopy !req