1. Dear Santa, are you real?Copy !req
2. If you live at the North Pole,Copy !req
3. how come I can't see your house
when I look on Google Earth?Copy !req
4. Are you Saint Nicholas?Copy !req
5. Because you'd be incredibly old.Copy !req
6. How do you have time
to read all the lettersCopy !req
7. from all the children in the world?Copy !req
8. And how many cookies and mince pies
have you eaten in all of history?Copy !req
9. How do you get all the presents
in the sack?Copy !req
10. Does your sack have to
get bigger every yearCopy !req
11. because of exponential
population growth?Copy !req
12. And how do you get down
the chimneys?Copy !req
13. I put my head in ours
and it's really small.Copy !req
14. Even if you could squeeze down it
in one minute,Copy !req
15. there's nine houses in my road
so that's nearly 10 minutes.Copy !req
16. And there are millions of roads
in the world.Copy !req
17. It must be so hard being Santa
these days.Copy !req
18. I mean, what if after all of that,
I'm staying at Grandma's?Copy !req
19. Santa, how can you get round
the whole world in just one night?Copy !req
20. My friend saidCopy !req
21. that you'd have to go so fast,Copy !req
22. it would make you and the sleigh
and the reindeer all burn up.Copy !req
23. I think you are real.
But how do you do it?Copy !req
24. For Christmas I would love
a pink Twinkle Bike with stabilizers.Copy !req
25. But please don't bring it
if it makes you and the reindeer burn.Copy !req
26. Love, Gwen Hines. 23 Mimosa Avenue,
Trelew, Cornwall, England.Copy !req
27. Dear Gwen, thank you for your letterCopy !req
28. and, heh, brilliant picture.Copy !req
29. Your request for a pink Twinkle Bike
will be passed on to Santa.Copy !req
30. And, yes, do believe in Santa.Copy !req
31. He is real.Copy !req
32. He's the greatest man ever.Copy !req
33. And he can get around the world
to every childCopy !req
34. without a single reindeer
being roasted ali...Copy !req
35. Hurt.Copy !req
36. By the time the sun comes up
on Christmas Day, he'll get to you tooCopy !req
37. using hisCopy !req
38. special magic.Copy !req
39. First Field Elf Battalion, set.Copy !req
40. Straighten that teddy bear, soldier.
Ma'am.Copy !req
41. Ah. Hm.Copy !req
42. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
43. That's a:Copy !req
44. "Ho, ho, ho" Aarhus.Copy !req
45. Field elves, jingle!Copy !req
46. Jingle, jingle! Drop time,
18.14 seconds per household.Copy !req
47. - Left foot, sir. Right foot, sir.
- Unh. Unh.Copy !req
48. - Ooh, ha, ha, ha.
- That's it, that's it.Copy !req
49. Dog food incoming.
Meaty chunks in the hole.Copy !req
50. Wow, a grand piano. This kid
must have been good his whole life.Copy !req
51. Marvelous. Gets me every time.Copy !req
52. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
53. Merry...Copy !req
54. Carrot chomped.Copy !req
55. Ahem. Sir?
Oh! Goodness me.Copy !req
56. Sorry. Heh, heh.Copy !req
57. Drop complete. Stand by, S-1.Copy !req
58. You're gonna make it, soldier.
Aarhus is merry.Copy !req
59. Santa has left the building.Copy !req
60. North Pole to S-1, you have weatherCopy !req
61. fluctuation. Update camouflage.Copy !req
62. Roger that, Control.Copy !req
63. Hull projectionCopy !req
64. - optimized.
- Roger, S-1.Copy !req
65. Denmark cleared.Copy !req
66. Next drop, Flensburg,
minus 12.4 seconds.Copy !req
67. Flensburg weather:Copy !req
68. Deep, crisp, even.Copy !req
69. - Making a list.
- Check it twice.Copy !req
70. - Checking twice.
- A wrap for Denmark.Copy !req
71. Converting milk and cookies to biofuel.Copy !req
72. Hello? Oh.Copy !req
73. Ah. Ha, ha. Uh...Copy !req
74. - Santa on bridge.
- Sorry.Copy !req
75. Forgot the PIN code.Copy !req
76. Just crossed into Germany, sir.Copy !req
77. Germany.Copy !req
78. - So many countries these days.
- It's a big night, sir.Copy !req
79. My, uh, 70th mission. Yes.Copy !req
80. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
81. One too many mince pies.Copy !req
82. Looking forward to it? Retirement?Copy !req
83. Hm? Oh!Copy !req
84. Ten seconds to Flensburg.Copy !req
85. Maintain current, um...Copy !req
86. - Carry on.
- Update national protocol.Copy !req
87. Delete rice pudding and carrot.
German leave-out for SantaCopy !req
88. is shoe on front step.
Repeat, shoe on step.Copy !req
89. - 600AM3.
- Gift secured.Copy !req
90. Oi, soldier. Get off your baubles.Copy !req
91. What happened to peace and goodwill
to all men, sarge?Copy !req
92. It don't say nothing about elves, soldier.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
93. Engage rooftops.Copy !req
94. It's snow time!Copy !req
95. S-1, hold drop altitude.Copy !req
96. This is Germany, Father.Copy !req
97. Drive on the right.
National dish: sausage.Copy !req
98. Okay, let's show them, people.Copy !req
99. Operation Santa Claus
is coming to town.Copy !req
100. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
101. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
102. - Drop complete.
- Drop complete.Copy !req
103. Operational efficiency:Copy !req
104. One hundred percent.
Wow.Copy !req
105. Hold the handrail.Copy !req
106. Whoa! Oops.Copy !req
107. Dear, I'm sorry.Copy !req
108. Thanks. Brendon Doherty.Copy !req
109. Ruby Miller. That's Grace Smith.Copy !req
110. She wantsCopy !req
111. - an elephant.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
112. Got to get this letter
from Maria CostaCopy !req
113. to Steve.Copy !req
114. Oh, no! Maria!Copy !req
115. Whoops! Bye-bye, Maria.Copy !req
116. Whoa!Copy !req
117. Is this yours, Arthur?Copy !req
118. Oh, thanks, Kenneth.Copy !req
119. - Merry Christmas.
- WantCopy !req
120. a ride?Copy !req
121. Doubt it.Copy !req
122. No, thanks. I'm notCopy !req
123. very good with heights, speedCopy !req
124. and that thing!Copy !req
125. Buckle down, people.
Buckle down.Copy !req
126. Peter.
Ready, sir.Copy !req
127. SITREP on special forces.Copy !req
128. - Where are they?
- America, sir.Copy !req
129. White House. Delivering
to the president's children, sir.Copy !req
130. Okay. Left out of the Oval
Office, right at the Cabinet RoomCopy !req
131. via the air vents.Copy !req
132. You think of everything, sir.Copy !req
133. Thank you, Peter. I'd love an espresso.Copy !req
134. Coming right up. Heh, heh.Copy !req
135. Oop! Beg your pardon. Well done!Copy !req
136. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
137. - Wow, brilliant.
- Mind the glasses.Copy !req
138. Keep up, everybody.Copy !req
139. Arthur.
Sorry. Can I just...? Um...Copy !req
140. No, never mind.Copy !req
141. Do you mind if I...?
Ow!Copy !req
142. Oh, dear.Copy !req
143. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
144. 6B...
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
145. FRC...
And a happy New Year.Copy !req
146. What a night, sir.Copy !req
147. Out with the old Santa,Copy !req
148. in with the new, eh?Copy !req
149. Let's focus on the now, eh, Peter?Copy !req
150. Support teams,Copy !req
151. - prep Poland.
- Poland.Copy !req
152. Poland. Do you know what they callCopy !req
153. Dad here?Copy !req
154. Anyway.Copy !req
155. I guess he's harmless.Copy !req
156. Ow!Copy !req
157. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
158. Is that your leg? Whoo!Copy !req
159. I'm sorry!Copy !req
160. I'm really sorry. It's my
Christmas slippers on the ice.Copy !req
161. They're from China.Copy !req
162. Found it.
What?Copy !req
163. The letter. The one I said.Copy !req
164. From Maria Costa.Copy !req
165. She asked for a Pocket-Puppy,
but she wants the blue one.Copy !req
166. It looks like her auntie's dog,
Biffo, that ran away.Copy !req
167. I remember because she sentCopy !req
168. a picture of Biffo. See?Copy !req
169. Child CG786K?
Look, Arthur.Copy !req
170. This was Greece, sir.Copy !req
171. Five countries ago, sir.Copy !req
172. Oh. Um...Copy !req
173. I just want it to be perfect
for every kid.Copy !req
174. Hey, there's Dad. Santa!Copy !req
175. Maria Costa, Dad.
Did she get the blue one?Copy !req
176. Little bro, it's great to have you around.Copy !req
177. You bring a genuine aura
of seasonal positivity.Copy !req
178. Heh. Thanks, Steve.Copy !req
179. But could you not be
in Mission ControlCopy !req
180. at all for the rest of the night?Copy !req
181. Oh. Um... Uh...Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. - All right?
- I'll never walkCopy !req
184. Right.Copy !req
185. Sorry if I... Uh...Copy !req
186. Brilliant.Copy !req
187. They should put himCopy !req
188. somewhere out of harm's way.
What, like the South Pole?Copy !req
189. Waker!Copy !req
190. We have a waker!Copy !req
191. And Santa's in there!Copy !req
192. Code red.Copy !req
193. code red.Copy !req
194. Santa? Are you here?Copy !req
195. Ooh. Steve?Copy !req
196. Hold on, Father.Copy !req
197. Intel! Get me Intel!Copy !req
198. Santa's head seems to be restingCopy !req
199. on some sort of "try me" button, sir.Copy !req
200. It's the Quack Quack Moo
Activity Farm, sir.Copy !req
201. It features 12 separate
animal sounds.Copy !req
202. Sings "Old MacDonald Had A Farm."
The momentCopy !req
203. your father lifts his head, there'll be
10 seconds of constant mooing.Copy !req
204. Risk of mooing: 98 percent.Copy !req
205. Captain Marino,Copy !req
206. you'll have to take the batteries out.Copy !req
207. He'd have to get pastCopy !req
208. the wrapping, the box and 14 twist ties
anchoring it to the cardboard.Copy !req
209. It's too noisy!Copy !req
210. It'll wake the boy! He'll see Santa!Copy !req
211. Remember 1816Copy !req
212. when Santa was seen.
They tracked him home.Copy !req
213. He had to go into hiding.Copy !req
214. No Christmas for six years.
The elves all alone!Copy !req
215. The elves alone!Copy !req
216. Calm, people!Copy !req
217. It's not 1816 now.Copy !req
218. Marino, your HOHO
is equipped with state-of-the-artCopy !req
219. EMF sensor technology hacked directly
from the military's missile program.Copy !req
220. I want you to locate the batteriesCopy !req
221. and perform a Level 3
giftwrap incision.Copy !req
222. Go in through the robin.Copy !req
223. Incising robin.Copy !req
224. Big girl's blouse.Copy !req
225. Lot of fuss.Copy !req
226. I did my 70 missionsCopy !req
227. without any of this malarkey.Copy !req
228. Didn't we, lad? Ha, ha.Copy !req
229. Twist ties clear.
Can I watch with you, Grandsanta?Copy !req
230. Shut the door!Copy !req
231. Hell's berries,Copy !req
232. it's the North Pole!
Kid still asleep? He mustn't see Santa.Copy !req
233. Dad would rather die than spoil it.
What if youCopy !req
234. wake the odd nipper? A whackCopy !req
235. with a sock of sand,
dab of whiskey on the lips,Copy !req
236. they don't remember.Copy !req
237. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
238. - Screwdriver elf.
- Yes! Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
239. What happenedCopy !req
240. to going down the "chimbley"?
Never did me any har...Copy !req
241. Get off me!Copy !req
242. You smell like a wet elf.Copy !req
243. Goodness! Down, boy!
Basket.Copy !req
244. Here you are, Grandsanta.Copy !req
245. I've made you a nice mince pie.Copy !req
246. I can't eat that. It gets in me teeth.Copy !req
247. Oh, dear.Copy !req
248. Now I've got to visitCopy !req
249. the elf hospital,Copy !req
250. look over a treaty with Greenland
and make the gravy.Copy !req
251. Then we'll finally have
the whole family home for Christmas.Copy !req
252. They're nearly done!Copy !req
253. Battery clear.Copy !req
254. Oh, no.Copy !req
255. It's the detachable milk maid!Copy !req
256. - She's got her own power source!
- Five secondsCopy !req
257. till she starts singing!Copy !req
258. Four!Copy !req
259. Three!Copy !req
260. Two!Copy !req
261. One!Copy !req
262. Use your HOHO. ExitCopy !req
263. code 12. Code 12!Copy !req
264. Okay, go, go, go!Copy !req
265. Revise drop time to 14.13 seconds.Copy !req
266. Let's pick this up, people!Copy !req
267. Drop timeCopy !req
268. revised. Picking this up,Copy !req
269. people.Copy !req
270. Everybody, missionCopy !req
271. re-engage.Copy !req
272. Three,Copy !req
273. two,Copy !req
274. one!Copy !req
275. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
276. Hey!Copy !req
277. Oh, what a night that was.Copy !req
278. That detachable
milk maid thing.Copy !req
279. This is just the beginning,
right, sir?Copy !req
280. I got you a present, sir.Copy !req
281. Not S for Steve, sir.Copy !req
282. S for Santa.Copy !req
283. Oh, I don't know about that, Peter.
Okay,Copy !req
284. let's bring them home.Copy !req
285. CCTVCopy !req
286. in every room!
Had to go under the floor!Copy !req
287. Sarah.Copy !req
288. Back! Holly injury coming through!Copy !req
289. Hey, fancyCopy !req
290. a trip on the S-1, Arthur?Copy !req
291. It only goes 150,000Copy !req
292. miles an hour.
No, no. Thanks.Copy !req
293. I see a bit of the world in my office,
you know.Copy !req
294. Some of the stamps I get
are amazing.Copy !req
295. Excuse me.Copy !req
296. Santa!Copy !req
297. Dad!Copy !req
298. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
299. I'm sorry. So sorry. Dad!Copy !req
300. Dad!Copy !req
301. - Santa's waving!
- He's waving at me!Copy !req
302. - He's waving at me!
- At me!Copy !req
303. Dad! Ha, ha!Copy !req
304. Arthur.Copy !req
305. Happy Christmas.Copy !req
306. You too.Copy !req
307. You were fantastic!Copy !req
308. Look! Christmas slippers.Copy !req
309. Ha! Well done. Yes.Copy !req
310. Father?Copy !req
311. Ah, there he is. Steve!Copy !req
312. Mission accomplished!Copy !req
313. Tonight we deliveredCopy !req
314. 2 billion presents.Copy !req
315. On this,Copy !req
316. my 70th mission!Copy !req
317. We'll miss you, Santa!Copy !req
318. Stand by.Copy !req
319. Psst!Copy !req
320. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
321. You know, I sometimes think
I couldn't do it without you.Copy !req
322. And my splendidCopy !req
323. Margaret, who's stood by me
all these yearsCopy !req
324. very ably doing all that, uh...Copy !req
325. stuffCopy !req
326. that women do when
their husbands work. Marvelous.Copy !req
327. And, uh, Arthur, yes, doingCopy !req
328. vital work in Maintenance,
really vital.Copy !req
329. I, um... I workCopy !req
330. in Letters.Copy !req
331. - Letters, of course. I'm so sorry.
- You moved meCopy !req
332. after I tripped over that plug
and melted down the elf barracks.Copy !req
333. I lost everything in that flood!Copy !req
334. Yes. Now,Copy !req
335. many years ago, my father told meCopy !req
336. that being Santa
is the best job in the world.Copy !req
337. He was right.Copy !req
338. I've loved it.Copy !req
339. I can't wait for year 71!Copy !req
340. Merry Christmas, everyone.Copy !req
341. He's red, he's white!
He's worked all through the night!Copy !req
342. Santa!Copy !req
343. "What do you get
if you eat Christmas decorations?Copy !req
344. Tinselitis!"Copy !req
345. Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?Copy !req
346. It certainly is, Arthur.
The whole family together.Copy !req
347. How about a toast, Malcolm?Copy !req
348. Oh! Um...Copy !req
349. Well, uh, here's to me doing
an even better job next year.Copy !req
350. - Next year.
- But you'reCopy !req
351. already perfect, Dad.
Ha! That turkey did more than him.Copy !req
352. Ha, ha! Aah!Copy !req
353. You wouldn't understand, Father.Copy !req
354. I've rather moved things on
since your day. Eh, Steve?Copy !req
355. Forget Techno Tommy. He's texting
on his calculator after another job.Copy !req
356. It's a HandheldCopy !req
357. Operational and Homing Organizer.
The HOHO 3000.Copy !req
358. I'm enacting mission closure.Copy !req
359. Whoopee-doo.
Aren't you the fancy nancy?Copy !req
360. Don't matter what you come up with.Copy !req
361. You may be next in line, but you'll never
get to be Santa unless you knock him off.Copy !req
362. Um...Copy !req
363. I've got you all a present.Copy !req
364. After all the hard work, I wanted
everyone to have some Christmas fun.Copy !req
365. Ta-da!Copy !req
366. - I'm Santa!
- No, no, I'm Santa. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
367. You just took the piece out of my hand.
Well, I am actually SantaCopy !req
368. so I think I should have it.Copy !req
369. - Yes. You're the nonexecutive figurehead.
- Exactly.Copy !req
370. - Figurehead.
- It meansCopy !req
371. a fatty with a beard who fits the suit.Copy !req
372. The other pieces are good too.Copy !req
373. Or I can make extra Santas
for everyone.Copy !req
374. Why don't you be the candle, Steve?Copy !req
375. All those bright ideas, eh?Copy !req
376. Fine. I'm the candle,
Arthur's the turkeyCopy !req
377. and you, Father,
are, of course, Santa.Copy !req
378. Grandsanta, you can be
this charming relic.Copy !req
379. "Relic"? "Relic"?Copy !req
380. I did the whole of Christmas
in one of these, Arthur.Copy !req
381. Oh, yes. I didn't need
a trillion elves in bleepy hats.Copy !req
382. We don't fly aboutCopy !req
383. throwing lead-painted toys
down chimneys anymore.Copy !req
384. That space sends you backCopy !req
385. to Lapland.
Malcolm, where did you get those?Copy !req
386. Just moving things along.
Do I win?Copy !req
387. Cheats, the pair of you!Copy !req
388. Mum, are you okay?Copy !req
389. Polar bear, dear. Attacked me on the ice.
Good I did that online survival courseCopy !req
390. - or there'd be one less for turkey.
- Christmas hasCopy !req
391. gone right down the rodney hole.
You're a postman with a spaceship.Copy !req
392. My S-1 festivized the world
at 1860 times the speed of sound.Copy !req
393. Christmas 1941, World War II,Copy !req
394. did the whole thing with
six reindeer and a drunken elf!Copy !req
395. I was shot at, Arthur.Copy !req
396. Took 12 direct hits.
Lost three reindeer.Copy !req
397. What happenedCopy !req
398. to the elf?
Fell out of the sleigh over Lake Geneva.Copy !req
399. Never saw him again.Copy !req
400. Goodness. Now...Copy !req
401. "Christmas crackers.
Sing 'Silent Night' backwards."Copy !req
402. Who'd know that?Copy !req
403. I went on alone.Copy !req
404. I could still do it now, Arthur.
Just give me a go!Copy !req
405. In a heap of sticks.
"Heap of... "?Copy !req
406. Let me up and at him!Copy !req
407. I'll show you, Robby the Robot!Copy !req
408. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.Copy !req
409. I'll have that back.Copy !req
410. Would've won anyway.
What?Copy !req
411. Oh, yeah. Run awayCopy !req
412. now you're losing!Copy !req
413. Steve!Copy !req
414. Whoa! Unh!Copy !req
415. Steve.Copy !req
416. Don't be upset. Look.Copy !req
417. You keep this.Copy !req
418. Then you can be Santa next time.Copy !req
419. That'll be you there, Steve.Copy !req
420. Next year,Copy !req
421. I bet.Copy !req
422. You'll be great.Copy !req
423. How many times, Arthur?Copy !req
424. It's the North Pole. Shut the doors.Copy !req
425. I secured the gift.Copy !req
426. Gift secured!
Just can't be.Copy !req
427. The system is foolproof.Copy !req
428. It has to be an error, sir.Copy !req
429. "Error"?Copy !req
430. I spotted the ribbon
glinting in the shadows.Copy !req
431. I am actuallyCopy !req
432. trained in wrapping.Copy !req
433. And I said to myself, "Bryony, the
wrapping looks okay. Thank goodness.Copy !req
434. But that present should not
be lying in the..."Copy !req
435. - Thank you, soldier.
- Has someoneCopy !req
436. got the wrong present?
That's awful.Copy !req
437. Whose is it?
No oneCopy !req
438. gets the wrongCopy !req
439. present. 47785Copy !req
440. BXK.Copy !req
441. "Gift undelivered"?Copy !req
442. They got nothing?Copy !req
443. Mm-mm?
- A child'sCopy !req
444. been missed!Copy !req
445. Not necessarily.Copy !req
446. A child's been missed!Copy !req
447. Wanna wake up the North Pole?Copy !req
448. Good idea. A child'sCopy !req
449. - been missed!
- Arthur!Copy !req
450. Everything all right?Copy !req
451. There's been a glitch.Copy !req
452. "A glitch"? We've missed a child!Copy !req
453. Really? Dear, oh, dear.Copy !req
454. That's awful.Copy !req
455. How did you let it happen,
Steven?Copy !req
456. How did I...?
I thought it was your mission.Copy !req
457. No. This is your department.
What'll we do?Copy !req
458. We must, um... We must, uh...Copy !req
459. - What must we do, Steven?
- There's nothing to do.Copy !req
460. The mission was a success.Copy !req
461. We can't leave a child
out of Christmas.Copy !req
462. Sunrise at destinationCopy !req
463. is 7:39 a.m. There's no way
to get there in time.Copy !req
464. Except, of course, for the S-1.Copy !req
465. - The S-1. Right-o.
- No! The S-1Copy !req
466. has just traveled 7 million miles.Copy !req
467. We could damage it.Copy !req
468. Oh, dear. Um...Copy !req
469. - And risk the lives of the elves.
- Oh, my. No.Copy !req
470. I'll go, sir!Copy !req
471. Bryony Shelfley,Copy !req
472. Wrapping Division. Grade 3, sir.Copy !req
473. Who asked you?
I wasn't called up for field duty.Copy !req
474. I served out my mission
in Gift Wrap Support.Copy !req
475. I wrapped 264,000 presents
in three days, sir.Copy !req
476. If you want that bike deliveredCopy !req
477. in a perfect stateCopy !req
478. of enwrapment, then I'm your elf.Copy !req
479. No one is going.Copy !req
480. It's impossible.Copy !req
481. - But this child...
- It's aCopy !req
482. margin of error
of 0.00000001514834 percent,Copy !req
483. I mean, hello?Copy !req
484. Where's the champagne?Copy !req
485. My department has delivered
the most outstanding Christmas ever.Copy !req
486. Oh, uh... Ha, ha.Copy !req
487. Well done, us.Copy !req
488. But there's a child without a present.Copy !req
489. Arthur, Christmas is not a time
for emotion.Copy !req
490. We will get 47785BXK a presentCopy !req
491. within the window of Christmas.Copy !req
492. We'll messenger the item.
It'll be there in five days.Copy !req
493. But that'll ruin the magic.Copy !req
494. If there was any way at all
to make the drop tonight.Copy !req
495. But it can't be done.Copy !req
496. Your brotherCopy !req
497. knows about these things.Copy !req
498. I won't sleep easy after this,
Arthur, but there it is.Copy !req
499. Can't be done.Copy !req
500. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
501. Arthur! You're compromisingCopy !req
502. the wrapping! That is notCopy !req
503. a toy! Well, it is,Copy !req
504. but, I mean, that's not...Copy !req
505. Arthur!Copy !req
506. Um... Oh, come on, come on,Copy !req
507. come on. Child 47785BXK,Copy !req
508. where are you?Copy !req
509. "Dear Santa, my friend
doesn't believe in you.Copy !req
510. For Christmas I'd like
a pink Twinkle Bike.Copy !req
511. Gwen Hines.Copy !req
512. 23 Mimosa Avenue,
Trelew, Cornwall, England."Copy !req
513. Lights out.Copy !req
514. This figurehead thingy:Copy !req
515. I'm not just a fatty with a suit,
am I?Copy !req
516. Of course not, dear.Copy !req
517. No. I'm Santa.Copy !req
518. ChildrenCopy !req
519. rely on me.Copy !req
520. Oh. Ugh. Ha, ha.Copy !req
521. Here.Copy !req
522. Thank you. It's just checks
for the boys and cash for Father.Copy !req
523. Oh, Malcolm.Copy !req
524. It's the 2 billion other gifts, dear.
Christmas has becomeCopy !req
525. such a mad rush.Copy !req
526. Until you retire.Copy !req
527. Retire?Copy !req
528. Sit next to Father,
watching Steve on TV?Copy !req
529. You are sitting
on a level one access HOHO.Copy !req
530. Please state your identity.
State your identity.Copy !req
531. Who would I be?Copy !req
532. You'd be my Malcolm, dear.Copy !req
533. And there's Arthur.Copy !req
534. Dear Arthur.Copy !req
535. What a puzzle.
This one's for me, dear.Copy !req
536. Oh!Copy !req
537. Happy Christmas, Margaret.Copy !req
538. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
539. I'm still very much up to the job,
you know. Ho, ho...Copy !req
540. Good night, dear.Copy !req
541. Good night, Malcolm.Copy !req
542. It just can't be. It can't.Copy !req
543. It just can't be. It can't.
It just can't be! Oh!Copy !req
544. What's all thisCopy !req
545. ka doodle, young man?Copy !req
546. Grandsanta.Copy !req
547. This little girl.Copy !req
548. She's been missed!Copy !req
549. Ha! So much for your brother's
fancy-pants technology.Copy !req
550. Steve and Dad racked their brains
but said it's impossible.Copy !req
551. Is it, now?Copy !req
552. Missed a child. Dear, oh dear,
sends shivers down me shins.Copy !req
553. In two hours, she's gonna wake upCopy !req
554. tear downstairs,
search under the treeCopy !req
555. and the look on her face.Copy !req
556. But there's nothing there.Copy !req
557. She won't understand. She'll think
she's the one kid in the worldCopy !req
558. that Santa doesn't care about.Copy !req
559. She'll feel so...Copy !req
560. left out.Copy !req
561. On Christmas night, he comes.Copy !req
562. Gwen can't not have a present
from Santa.Copy !req
563. Do you know, Arthur, there is a way.Copy !req
564. It's impossible.Copy !req
565. They used to say it was impossible
to teach women to read.Copy !req
566. Follow me.Copy !req
567. It's... It's the actual sleigh.Copy !req
568. Hello, Evie.Copy !req
569. I thought it was scrapped
years ago.Copy !req
570. So did everyone else.Copy !req
571. Can I...?Copy !req
572. Icelandic birch. Arctic balsa.
Built in 1845.Copy !req
573. Able to reach 50,000 miles per hour
at a height of 40,000 feet.Copy !req
574. Over here, you string of tinsel.Copy !req
575. Got it.Copy !req
576. "Potash of carboniloroxyCopy !req
577. amilocitrate."Copy !req
578. Magic dust.Copy !req
579. Mined from the aurora borealis.Copy !req
580. But she doesn't still go?Copy !req
581. Ha.Copy !req
582. Not just a hobby, Arthur.Copy !req
583. Great-great-grandchildren
of the original eight.Copy !req
584. Dasher.Copy !req
585. Wow. Heh.Copy !req
586. Dancer.Copy !req
587. Prancer.Copy !req
588. Uh... What are the others called? I could
never ruddy remember. Bambi? John.Copy !req
589. You there, with theCopy !req
590. white ear. And you.Copy !req
591. And... Not you, you bag of fleas.
Uh... Uh...Copy !req
592. Arthur?Copy !req
593. I'm not really good with big animals.Copy !req
594. Piffle!
Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
595. Don't get bit, mind.
They can smell fear.Copy !req
596. Let's hitch them up.
Oh, Grandsanta.Copy !req
597. Uh, uh... Excuse me.
Unh!Copy !req
598. You can go to Gwen!Copy !req
599. On the old sleigh, with the reindeer
and the magic dust and everything!Copy !req
600. It's a miracle.Copy !req
601. You're coming too, lad.Copy !req
602. Me?Copy !req
603. On that? Up there? Pulled by them?Copy !req
604. No. No way.Copy !req
605. I'm 136. I can't do it on me own,
I need an elf.Copy !req
606. I can't fly a sleigh. I can't even
ride a bike without stabilizers.Copy !req
607. I know, let's wake Steve. He'll...Copy !req
608. No.Copy !req
609. He's a worrier, Arthur. What if
he stops us? Gwen's forgotten.Copy !req
610. You really care.
Well, of courseCopy !req
611. I do. I was Santa too.Copy !req
612. Think of your dadCopy !req
613. lying awake, chewing hisCopy !req
614. beard off with worry over this girl.Copy !req
615. Don't you want to help for once?Copy !req
616. Make him proud?Copy !req
617. I can't.Copy !req
618. I just... I can't.Copy !req
619. No, I can't.Copy !req
620. Ready?Copy !req
621. No! You promise
Ha, ha!Copy !req
622. Not to go too fast?
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
623. Or high. Or bumpy.Copy !req
624. I get travel sick.
I'm allergic to snow.Copy !req
625. Ye baubles.
And you a son of Santa?Copy !req
626. Wait! My slippers!
They're not for outdoor use!Copy !req
627. Dash! Dash!Copy !req
628. Dash!Copy !req
629. See?Copy !req
630. Who's Santa now? Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
631. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
632. Aah! Put me down!Copy !req
633. What's the matter, boy?
I'm havingCopy !req
634. a heart attack.Copy !req
635. They've never
flown before.Copy !req
636. Just gotta break them in.Copy !req
637. Now.Copy !req
638. Come away!Copy !req
639. Dash away!Copy !req
640. Look, Arthur.Copy !req
641. All those stars.Copy !req
642. We're one of them now.Copy !req
643. A shooting star!
Whoa!Copy !req
644. Stuck that there for your dad
when he was a boy.Copy !req
645. Dad? What, he sat here?Copy !req
646. So did I.Copy !req
647. Every young heir to the Pole
gets took out by his father.Copy !req
648. Right back to Saint Nick.Copy !req
649. We Clauses used to be
the only menCopy !req
650. in the world who could fly,
Arthur,Copy !req
651. and see all this.Copy !req
652. It was a gift, a great big ball
wrapped in oceans and mountains.Copy !req
653. I remember the look on
your father's face when he saw it.Copy !req
654. Yah!Copy !req
655. Fish!Copy !req
656. With horns!Copy !req
657. Want to help me make a snowman?Copy !req
658. Yah!
No! Not ye...!Copy !req
659. Aah! Aah!
Oh, where's the seat belt?Copy !req
660. Whoa!Copy !req
661. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
662. Could Dad do that? Did he
make a snowman for Steve?Copy !req
663. Robot Roy?Copy !req
664. Ha! I should cocoa.Copy !req
665. The next Santa, and he's
never even sat in a sleigh.Copy !req
666. Oi!Copy !req
667. Is that...?
The map of the Clauses.Copy !req
668. Used every Christmas night
in history.Copy !req
669. Whatever your brother says,
Arthur,Copy !req
670. it's the same old world.Copy !req
671. What is it?Copy !req
672. No idea. I've neverCopy !req
673. seen it before.Copy !req
674. It's a city!
A new one?Copy !req
675. Ruddy cheek.
They're always puttingCopy !req
676. these things up.Copy !req
677. I remember the first timeCopy !req
678. I ran into Chicago.
Ha, ha.Copy !req
679. Chicago wasn't on the map?Copy !req
680. Whoa!Copy !req
681. Now, where are we?Copy !req
682. Ah. Here we are, see?Copy !req
683. Oh, no, that's Peking.Copy !req
684. Ahead, there's a...!Copy !req
685. Whoa!Copy !req
686. They can see us.Copy !req
687. Well, pull the camouflage lever.Copy !req
688. Now, then, we'd betterCopy !req
689. draw in a fewCopy !req
690. sky scratchers. Just, uh...Copy !req
691. Not that one.Copy !req
692. That's a steam train, you ninny.Copy !req
693. Do this one.Copy !req
694. So, what do
they call this place?Copy !req
695. "Toronto."Copy !req
696. Toronto's in Canada.Copy !req
697. The Santas always
come through Canada.Copy !req
698. Nobody lives here.Copy !req
699. It's nice and quiet.Copy !req
700. Till your brother came withCopy !req
701. his "You can't cut through Saigon,
there's a war" rubbish.Copy !req
702. Don't need him to tell me
what's ahead.Copy !req
703. I got eyes.
Grandsanta!Copy !req
704. Ye baubles, an elf.Copy !req
705. Bryony Shelfley. Oh!
There'sCopy !req
706. a small trauma to your giftwrap,Copy !req
707. but I can fix it.Copy !req
708. A stowaway!
I can wrap anything,Copy !req
709. sir, with three bits of sticky tape.
Three!Copy !req
710. Good. Wrap yourself a parachute.Copy !req
711. Aah!
Grandsanta!Copy !req
712. - Aah!
- Whoops.Copy !req
713. Toronto. Present and correct.Copy !req
714. Not quite, sir. You've lost
one of the reindeer.Copy !req
715. Quantitative...Copy !req
716. Hello?Copy !req
717. - What elf?
- Bryony Shelfley, sir.Copy !req
718. The crazy wrapping elf, you know?Copy !req
719. Security tracked her to Sector 19.
And we think Arthur was here.Copy !req
720. Arthur?Copy !req
721. Who else leaves the door open,
huh, sir?Copy !req
722. The old sleigh barn?
That was sealed upCopy !req
723. decades agoCopy !req
724. after that terrible night
Grandsanta sneaked out and...Copy !req
725. Thank goodness he's too old these days
to get into trouble.Copy !req
726. Bash it with a brick, Arthur. Go on.Copy !req
727. It just won't...Copy !req
728. Grab its antlers and tug.Copy !req
729. I may just be a wrapping operative,
sir, but this contravenes.Copy !req
730. Seventeen.
Specific mission regulations.Copy !req
731. I'm in charge here,
not Billy the Bureaucrat.Copy !req
732. It's stuck.Copy !req
733. Shh!Copy !req
734. Eighteen.Copy !req
735. Elf, wrap your head.
Sir!Copy !req
736. Come on, lad. You're as much useCopy !req
737. as a cheese chopstick.Copy !req
738. Got it!Copy !req
739. Oh, no.Copy !req
740. Oh, my big Aunt Betty.Copy !req
741. It'll have to do. Pass it down.Copy !req
742. What?Copy !req
743. Permission to breathe, sir. I have about
nine seconds left before I black out.Copy !req
744. One breath.Copy !req
745. Sir?Copy !req
746. I said one. Hurry up, Arthur.Copy !req
747. But don't we need a whole one?Copy !req
748. You know,Copy !req
749. to balance the sleigh?Copy !req
750. Oh, it won't balance the sleigh. No, no.
If anything, it'll slow us down.Copy !req
751. So why are we taking it?Copy !req
752. It's for Gwen. Eight beautiful reindeer.
That's what she's dreaming of.Copy !req
753. The jingly bells, the sleigh on the roof.Copy !req
754. Yeah, but...
That's what the kids want,Copy !req
755. not some spaceship.Copy !req
756. We're giving her the star treatment.Copy !req
757. What now?Copy !req
758. We have a waker, sir.Copy !req
759. With a gun!Copy !req
760. That's it, lad.Copy !req
761. You distract him!Copy !req
762. - Grandsanta!
- Who's there?Copy !req
763. Uh... Uh... Uh...Copy !req
764. We come in peace.Copy !req
765. Our craft has toCopy !req
766. travel around the world
in less than an hour!Copy !req
767. We need a sign for our slei...Copy !req
768. Craft.Copy !req
769. Sorry I can't pay you. Where ICopy !req
770. come from, we don't haveCopy !req
771. money!Copy !req
772. Christmas 1923,Copy !req
773. had a heart attack at the reins.
Left ventricle popped out me mouth.Copy !req
774. Pushed it back down and carried on!Copy !req
775. It's big, isn't it, the Atlantic?
Think we should stop and ask someone?Copy !req
776. Pishywibble, we're nearly there!Copy !req
777. See, I take the North Star thereCopy !req
778. as a fixed point.
Then I plot my bearings from, um...Copy !req
779. That's a plane, sir.Copy !req
780. Insubordination.
I'll have you harpooned, elf.Copy !req
781. I thought it would
be chillier near England.Copy !req
782. Globular warming.Copy !req
783. Ha! Land ahoy! There it is.
Told you!Copy !req
784. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
785. - There you are. Down.
- Watch that rock!Copy !req
786. There you go.Copy !req
787. Ah.Copy !req
788. Wow.Copy !req
789. England.Copy !req
790. Maybe we pulled to the right a bit.
We're a reindeer short.Copy !req
791. France.Copy !req
792. They have elephants in France?Copy !req
793. The odd stray. They breed
in the drains. This way.Copy !req
794. Paris Zoo.Copy !req
795. Then this isCopy !req
796. where they keep the lions!Copy !req
797. They won't eat me.Copy !req
798. I'm Santa!Copy !req
799. Lie down!Copy !req
800. Oh, right.Copy !req
801. Call the keeper!Copy !req
802. How old is this?Copy !req
803. "Atlantis"?Copy !req
804. "Here be cannibals"?Copy !req
805. Watch out for cannibals.Copy !req
806. This isn't France, is it?Copy !req
807. Technically, it's known as Africa.
Aah!Copy !req
808. Serengeti National Park, Tanzania.Copy !req
809. How can you possibly be sure?Copy !req
810. The GPS on my HOHO.Copy !req
811. Take her!Copy !req
812. Take the elf!Copy !req
813. GPS? Why didn't you say?Copy !req
814. I'm a wrapping elf. I don't navigate,
I wrap. I use it to store pictures of bows.Copy !req
815. She's right. You brought us to Africa!
I've seen it on a stamp.Copy !req
816. I'm too young to die, Arthur.Copy !req
817. Do something. Arthur!Copy !req
818. The old sleigh.
What is happening here?Copy !req
819. Was supposed to be chopped up
for firewood decades ago.Copy !req
820. How did that devious...?Copy !req
821. Old people, sir.Copy !req
822. Shall I get you your stress ball?Copy !req
823. We have finerCopy !req
824. comms than the Pentagon,
and you sayCopy !req
825. we can't contact him
except by some ancient...Copy !req
826. Toodle-loo!Copy !req
827. Here comes the cavalry!Copy !req
828. Ernie Clicker, sir.Copy !req
829. Head of Polar Communications
for 46 missions!Copy !req
830. Oh, crikey blikey,Copy !req
831. me and your granddad
saw some times!Copy !req
832. I remember once...
Wow, must catch up soon. Now...Copy !req
833. Oh, you're in a hurry. I can tell.Copy !req
834. Oh, this is ridiculous.
Could we hurry this?Copy !req
835. Ooh... You can't rush the Signalator.Copy !req
836. Got to play her gentle.Copy !req
837. So, what do you wish to say?Copy !req
838. I wouldn't worry. It's not like
they're facing man-eating lions.Copy !req
839. Dash!Copy !req
840. Something's coming through.Copy !req
841. What does it say?Copy !req
842. Get off! No!Copy !req
843. That's me Evie, you mangy moron!Copy !req
844. No!Copy !req
845. That's Gwen's gift!Copy !req
846. Hi-yah!Copy !req
847. Only children get to tear the wrapping.Copy !req
848. Bryony?Copy !req
849. - Automatic tape guns!
- Down, doggy!Copy !req
850. Bad doggy!Copy !req
851. Laser-guided scissors!Copy !req
852. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
853. Standard-issue giftwrap!Copy !req
854. No time for a bow!Copy !req
855. There's always time for a bow!Copy !req
856. Oh!Copy !req
857. I can't look.Copy !req
858. Not that knob!Copy !req
859. Good night!Copy !req
860. Oh, no!Copy !req
861. Something else!Copy !req
862. No, leave it! Don't...
Aah.Copy !req
863. My camera!Copy !req
864. Wait! Look!Copy !req
865. Oi!Copy !req
866. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
867. Wow.Copy !req
868. Whoa!Copy !req
869. What's so funny?Copy !req
870. Look what they've done to my Evie.Copy !req
871. And the map.
But it's okay.Copy !req
872. We've got this. Look!Copy !req
873. Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.Copy !req
874. Proceed to the highlighted route.Copy !req
875. What's the point? Look at us.Copy !req
876. And my camera, totally banjaxed.Copy !req
877. How do I get my picture now?Copy !req
878. What picture?Copy !req
879. The sleigh on the roof,
the eight beautiful reindeerCopy !req
880. and Santa... Me!Copy !req
881. going down the "chimbley."Copy !req
882. That's what I wanted them to see.Copy !req
883. They missed the kid, but I got there.
My way.Copy !req
884. That's why you came. Not for Gwen.Copy !req
885. 1368 miles, then slight left.Copy !req
886. For the love of Lulu,Copy !req
887. bossed about by Tinpot Tom.Copy !req
888. Dash!Copy !req
889. Try them again.
Keep trying.Copy !req
890. All this for one child.
In 600 million.Copy !req
891. We should turn her off a mo.Copy !req
892. Don't worry, sir. Children areCopy !req
893. stupid. Either it won't know
it got missedCopy !req
894. or it'll think it's been bad.
It's a win-win.Copy !req
895. You missed one?Copy !req
896. A nipper? Cor!Copy !req
897. Ha, ha. What's all this here for
if you miss one?Copy !req
898. Could you please type faster?Copy !req
899. All right.Copy !req
900. Systems critical.Copy !req
901. Lead in Christmas.Copy !req
902. Oops-a-daisy.Copy !req
903. Peter,Copy !req
904. let go of my hand, please.Copy !req
905. Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
906. And get me IT.Copy !req
907. Descend 1000 feet.Copy !req
908. - You are at your destination.
- Yes!Copy !req
909. We did it, we did it!
We did it! Hooray!Copy !req
910. Whoopee-doo.Copy !req
911. In 100 yards,Copy !req
912. turn left.Copy !req
913. Straight ahead, left, right.
You are at your client's dwelling.Copy !req
914. Whoa, whoa!
Hey, steady!Copy !req
915. We made it. I survived!Copy !req
916. I'll walk home, I'll get a boat,
but I am never getting backCopy !req
917. in that crazy flying death trap
ever again!Copy !req
918. Go on.Copy !req
919. Get it over.Copy !req
920. I want my bed.Copy !req
921. What, you're not coming?Copy !req
922. You have to deliver the present.Copy !req
923. You've got your special coat on.Copy !req
924. You're our Santa.Copy !req
925. I said me and Evie could get here,
and we did.Copy !req
926. The rest is just elf work.Copy !req
927. Go on, Festive Freddie,Copy !req
928. sling your hook.Copy !req
929. It doesn't matter
how we got here.Copy !req
930. The sleigh on the roof,
the jingle bells, the eight reindeer.Copy !req
931. Gwen would never have seen that.Copy !req
932. I wish Dad could see this.Copy !req
933. It would take such a load off his mind.Copy !req
934. So, what are your orders?Copy !req
935. Hmm?Copy !req
936. You're a Claus.
You give the orders.Copy !req
937. Do I? Oh! Um... Heh.Copy !req
938. I'm just happy being an elf, really.
You know, just part of it all.Copy !req
939. You want to order me
to go through the cat flap?Copy !req
940. Oh! Um... Yes, that's a great idea.Copy !req
941. Do you want to tell me to let you in?Copy !req
942. Brilliant. Thank you, Bryony.Copy !req
943. And do you want to...?Copy !req
944. Quick!
The alarm? Definitely, yes.Copy !req
945. Is thisCopy !req
946. your first time?Copy !req
947. But...Copy !req
948. Bryony?Copy !req
949. Sorry.Copy !req
950. He likes these slippers
even more than you do!Copy !req
951. Happy Christmas.Copy !req
952. When you put the address intoCopy !req
953. the HOHO, what did you see?Copy !req
954. A list of Trelews.
I just clicked on the first one!Copy !req
955. Which was not Trelew, England.Copy !req
956. We're in the wrong Trelew!Copy !req
957. What's going on?Copy !req
958. They've been watching us.
They've seen Evie.Copy !req
959. - It's just like last time.
- Governments tonightCopy !req
960. are waking to news of a UFO
traveling the globe at incredible speed.Copy !req
961. That's us!
The clearestCopy !req
962. sighting was at
this tractor dealershipCopy !req
963. in Idaho.
Had eyeballs on its feetCopy !req
964. and a pointy little head.
It asked me for a sign.Copy !req
965. - We're on the news.
- From the trail in Toronto,Copy !req
966. - these beings do not appear friendly.
- Rebooting.Copy !req
967. - We are online, sir.
- This isCopy !req
968. Charlotte. MexicanCopy !req
969. police found a furry thingCopy !req
970. - trying to mate with a dog.
- I have callsCopy !req
971. reporting a steam train flying around.Copy !req
972. Steam train? Been on the eggnog?Copy !req
973. It's gone black over Mexico.
This thing's going fasterCopy !req
974. than anything we know of.Copy !req
975. No.
The herd is now inCopy !req
976. Mozambique's airspace,
threatening the fragile peaceCopy !req
977. between the two nations.Copy !req
978. Two billion items delivered, and we
didn't leave a footprint in the snow.Copy !req
979. - And now...
- Sir?Copy !req
980. We have lost 80 percent of our data.Copy !req
981. No, no. We have 18 pulseCopy !req
982. data reservoirs of a trillion terabytes!
Sorry, autosave was off.Copy !req
983. Shall I slap him, sir?
Quite hard?Copy !req
984. Sir,Copy !req
985. there's a polar bear on Level 6.Copy !req
986. Sir? Why is
Arthur out there?Copy !req
987. He missed one.Copy !req
988. A nipper.Copy !req
989. I mean,Copy !req
990. 47785BXK.Copy !req
991. Sir, we've got something.Copy !req
992. Bryony Shelfley, it's her HOHO.Copy !req
993. We can still get there.Copy !req
994. We just have to go faster, higher!
You've changed your tune.Copy !req
995. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
996. I'm not here!Copy !req
997. I've taped myself in! Grandsanta!Copy !req
998. Leave me. It's thatCopy !req
999. terrible night all over again.Copy !req
1000. What night?Copy !req
1001. Last time I took Evie for a spin.Copy !req
1002. I didn't knowCopy !req
1003. it was the Cuban missile crisis!
I nearly started World War III.Copy !req
1004. Hold still. Someone has to drive.Copy !req
1005. Whoopsie!Copy !req
1006. Oh, no!Copy !req
1007. Fencer!Copy !req
1008. Mincer! Come back!Copy !req
1009. Bryony!Copy !req
1010. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1011. Grandsanta,Copy !req
1012. get here!Copy !req
1013. Oi! That's me new hip.Copy !req
1014. Please, I'll read you Gwen's letter.Copy !req
1015. Stone-deaf. I'm 136.Copy !req
1016. What's that?
It's Steve.Copy !req
1017. - Steve!
- Tell himCopy !req
1018. I'm not here!Copy !req
1019. Grandsanta says he's not here.Copy !req
1020. Hi. I'm looking for a missing relic.Copy !req
1021. Steve, three words.Copy !req
1022. - Is the first one "help"?
- Yes.Copy !req
1023. You can help us, Steve!
It was him!Copy !req
1024. Frosty the Madman.
He forced me to come.Copy !req
1025. Elf, back me up
if you want a career.Copy !req
1026. I forced you?
You see? Look.Copy !req
1027. What did you want, Grandsanta?
Let me guess. Hm.Copy !req
1028. A picture of you in the sleigh
delivering the giftCopy !req
1029. to show me how it's really done?Copy !req
1030. No.Copy !req
1031. You know the picture
they'll have tomorrow?Copy !req
1032. You, led away in handcuffs!Copy !req
1033. The Santa who was seen.
By everybody on Earth.Copy !req
1034. The Santa who ruined Christmas.Copy !req
1035. Ruined it!Copy !req
1036. We'll fix this, Steve. We'll be back home
in the wobble of a reindeer's buttocks.Copy !req
1037. And Evie can go back in mothballs.
You can forget she ever existed.Copy !req
1038. You can't just go home.
What about Gwen?Copy !req
1039. Gwen. For that, you'd threaten
my whole operation?Copy !req
1040. Steve, you said if there was any way
to get there, you would.Copy !req
1041. Well, this is it. Look.Copy !req
1042. The old sleigh is perfect!Copy !req
1043. Uh, right. Well, anyway, it goes
really fast, even with bits missing.Copy !req
1044. And we've got quite a few
reindeer left.Copy !req
1045. And, if I'm sick again,
I could be sick in a bag.Copy !req
1046. I'll wrap him one.Copy !req
1047. We can help them.Copy !req
1048. No one missed, sir!Copy !req
1049. All correct presents,
present and correct.Copy !req
1050. If you help us, Steve,Copy !req
1051. we can do it!Copy !req
1052. Grandsanta and Arthur would beCopy !req
1053. the heroes of the night, sir!Copy !req
1054. Come home now!Copy !req
1055. If we all just gave inCopy !req
1056. to Christmas spirit, there'd be chaos.Copy !req
1057. Unh! We're on our way, Steve.
No!Copy !req
1058. Santa will want us to get to Gwen.Copy !req
1059. Ask him. Please.Copy !req
1060. Arthur,Copy !req
1061. this is Dad we're talking about.Copy !req
1062. There was a time when he cared about
every last gift tag, but nowCopy !req
1063. he just wants to be loved
and get some rest.Copy !req
1064. No. He's lying awake,
worrying his beard off about Gwen.Copy !req
1065. Ho-ho-ho. Off to the land of nod.Copy !req
1066. Please do not disturb
until December 26th.Copy !req
1067. - Is that it, dear?
- Yes.Copy !req
1068. Press the red...Copy !req
1069. No.Copy !req
1070. Santa's the most caring man
in the world.Copy !req
1071. So why are you here,
not him?Copy !req
1072. Don't leave me, Arthur!Copy !req
1073. Poor old man and his reindeer,
on our own at Christmas?Copy !req
1074. At least have the decency
to finish us off with a rock!Copy !req
1075. Poor Evie.Copy !req
1076. Sun'll be up soon.Copy !req
1077. It's Christmas!Copy !req
1078. Christmas is for kids.
You grow out of it.Copy !req
1079. What, in the last six minutes?Copy !req
1080. I know what you all say about me,
you know.Copy !req
1081. "He belongs in the South Pole."Copy !req
1082. "Dear Arthur, what a puzzle."Copy !req
1083. Well, you were right.Copy !req
1084. All that fuss over one kid.Copy !req
1085. I was being ridiculous.Copy !req
1086. This is nice.Copy !req
1087. It's good to get away from it all,
you know.Copy !req
1088. All the Christmas fuss.Copy !req
1089. I'm sorry I messed things up, lad.Copy !req
1090. You see,Copy !req
1091. the night I last took Evie outCopy !req
1092. when there was all that fuss,Copy !req
1093. your father came to me.Copy !req
1094. I'll never forget it.Copy !req
1095. Couldn't look me in the eye.Copy !req
1096. "Dad," he says.Copy !req
1097. "Steve thinks it best
you don't fly again.Copy !req
1098. We're scrapping the sleigh."Copy !req
1099. Me own sonCopy !req
1100. who used to sit where you sat,
looking up at me.Copy !req
1101. I just wanted them to rememberCopy !req
1102. who I used to be.Copy !req
1103. I was a bit like you, lad.
Keen as cranberry.Copy !req
1104. So was your dad.Copy !req
1105. You get old, that's all.Copy !req
1106. Everything changes.Copy !req
1107. Does it?Copy !req
1108. How can I ever write another letter
saying that Santa cares?Copy !req
1109. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
1110. Sleep well.Copy !req
1111. Oh!Copy !req
1112. Sir, we know you shouldn't
believe rumors, but we do.Copy !req
1113. Is it true you missed a child?Copy !req
1114. Me? No, no, no.Copy !req
1115. Well, uh, in a way, yes.Copy !req
1116. It was just one.Copy !req
1117. In fact, not even that.Copy !req
1118. Naught point lots more naughts,Copy !req
1119. then a number
and some sort of percent at the end.Copy !req
1120. Not really an error, just a one.Copy !req
1121. One child doesn't matter?
Which one?Copy !req
1122. Well, I... It's not that...Copy !req
1123. I did nine ones in Greece.Copy !req
1124. - Did those matter?
- What about my onesCopy !req
1125. in Germany? One of them was twins!Copy !req
1126. They don't matter half each.Copy !req
1127. Um... Why don't you ask Steve?
He can explain. Fiendishly clever.Copy !req
1128. But aren't you in charge, sir?Copy !req
1129. Of course. I'm Santa.Copy !req
1130. Sir,Copy !req
1131. if the one that got missed
doesn't matter,Copy !req
1132. why have Arthur and Grandsanta
gone to take it?Copy !req
1133. What?
Malcolm, what's this about Arthur?Copy !req
1134. He's crazy.Copy !req
1135. Is there a list of
children who don't matter?Copy !req
1136. Santa said they don't matter
100 percent.Copy !req
1137. Is it true children aren't
real, they're just antimatter?Copy !req
1138. Shh, shh! Do not... Look. Look!Copy !req
1139. I festivized every single country
in the world. You see?Copy !req
1140. This one, this one, this one.
All of them.Copy !req
1141. I mean, who cares about
one single tiny child?Copy !req
1142. Uh... I do.Copy !req
1143. Arthur.Copy !req
1144. My poor boy.Copy !req
1145. Why on earth would he...?Copy !req
1146. You're his brother, Steve.
How could you let him?Copy !req
1147. And about this child you missed,Copy !req
1148. I'm really not sure
you made the right decision.Copy !req
1149. Is that bird doo
on your shoulder?Copy !req
1150. Right.Copy !req
1151. Over there is SatelliteCopy !req
1152. Tracking, Navigation, Data Analysis.Copy !req
1153. Coffee machine's by the door.
Good night, Santa.Copy !req
1154. Um...Copy !req
1155. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1156. Dear Xiao-Ling,
thanks for your letterCopy !req
1157. and drawing of Santa
tripping over your dog.Copy !req
1158. It was hilarious.Copy !req
1159. Dear Alessandro,Copy !req
1160. I'm sorry your family's
had a hard year, but Santa is real.Copy !req
1161. Dear Lars,
I promise Santa will come.Copy !req
1162. He's the greatest man ever.Copy !req
1163. Can I burn this?
Sure.Copy !req
1164. There's millions like it.Copy !req
1165. This picture.Copy !req
1166. This drawing!Copy !req
1167. It isn't of DadCopy !req
1168. or youCopy !req
1169. or Steve.Copy !req
1170. This is Santa!Copy !req
1171. Ha, ha!Copy !req
1172. And as long we get the bike to Gwen
before she wakes up, then Santa came!Copy !req
1173. And he cares! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1174. Excuse!
Aah!Copy !req
1175. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1176. I've seen this before.
Sleigh fever, they call it.Copy !req
1177. Pressure of Christmas
sends a man doolally-tap.Copy !req
1178. Santa Claus XVI got it, 1802.Copy !req
1179. Every child that year got a sausage
nailed to a piece of bark.Copy !req
1180. Unh! Whoa!Copy !req
1181. Arthur, do you really think you can
row the Atlantic Ocean in the nextCopy !req
1182. 37 minutes?
It's not,Copy !req
1183. unh, too late yet.Copy !req
1184. I just have to keep,Copy !req
1185. unh, going.Copy !req
1186. We need a blunt instrument.
Knock him out and regroup.Copy !req
1187. Make a legal U-turn,
then slight right in 4228 miles.Copy !req
1188. You do know
we're going round in circles?Copy !req
1189. You know, we're not the only ones.
Maybe I will see Evie again.Copy !req
1190. - What do you mean?
- Reindeer areCopy !req
1191. brave, powerful beastsCopy !req
1192. but they're also dappled cretins
with twigs on their heads.Copy !req
1193. They'll just keep going in a
straight line right round the world.Copy !req
1194. They'll be way up in the sky, flyingCopy !req
1195. at unimaginable speed,
but they'll passCopy !req
1196. right over our heads.
Great!Copy !req
1197. We can get the sleigh back!Copy !req
1198. Chief De Silva.Copy !req
1199. Where is this UFO?
It's circling the Earth, ma'am.Copy !req
1200. Nineteen minutes ago,
it went into orbit.Copy !req
1201. You? Up there?
Catch that with this?Copy !req
1202. Magic dust.Copy !req
1203. You crack it over your head.Copy !req
1204. You'll have to focus. The sleigh'll be
coming at you at 45,000 miles an hour.Copy !req
1205. - 45,000...?
- You'll be tornCopy !req
1206. in half!Copy !req
1207. Depends on the angle the sleigh hits.
You might just get beheaded.Copy !req
1208. I've got a phobia of being beheaded,
and heights and speed and reindeerCopy !req
1209. and buttons.Copy !req
1210. Buttons?Copy !req
1211. Yeah, I'm pretty much scared
of everything.Copy !req
1212. Gwen thinks you're coming. Ah!Copy !req
1213. You can't do this. Yes, you can!Copy !req
1214. No, you can't. Yes, you can!
Come on, Arthur!Copy !req
1215. Don't worry. Only a raving lunatic...Copy !req
1216. I have to worry!
It's the only thing I'm good at!Copy !req
1217. Worry me.Copy !req
1218. The sleigh'll be back
any minute.Copy !req
1219. Come on. Worry me, quickly!Copy !req
1220. Imagine Gwen, all alone,Copy !req
1221. nothing under the tree.
Here we go. Unh.Copy !req
1222. No! Don't like this! Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1223. Get me down!Copy !req
1224. The tears as she finds
she's been left out.Copy !req
1225. Screaming, "Santa didn't come!"Copy !req
1226. Oh, Gwen.Copy !req
1227. No! It's justCopy !req
1228. - too high!
- Gwen in the streetCopy !req
1229. surrounded by kids
on new bikes, pointing:Copy !req
1230. "That's the girl
that Santa hates!"Copy !req
1231. She runs away, alcoholic by the age of 9.
Dead before she's even...!Copy !req
1232. She may never build
a snowman again!Copy !req
1233. What if there are buttons on the sleigh
I don't know about?Copy !req
1234. Here it is!Copy !req
1235. Um...Copy !req
1236. How do you think he's, uh...?Copy !req
1237. Fine, fine. Probably just, uh...Copy !req
1238. So how come they didn't
scrap the sleigh, sir?Copy !req
1239. I threatened the elves.
Said I'd feed them to the polar bears.Copy !req
1240. Whoa!Copy !req
1241. Elf, how do you fancy being the one
to tell his parents about all this?Copy !req
1242. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1243. Whoa!Copy !req
1244. Yay! Arthur!Copy !req
1245. You did it!
I did it with worry!Copy !req
1246. Oh, I was sure you'd die.
It was great!Copy !req
1247. Proceed to the highlighted route.Copy !req
1248. Proceed to the highlighted.Copy !req
1249. Just keep worrying
about Gwen.Copy !req
1250. I'll find a way there, boy.
Whatever it takes.Copy !req
1251. To Trelew!Copy !req
1252. Margaret.Copy !req
1253. Hand me my Me suit.Copy !req
1254. All sorted. Steve's, uh...Copy !req
1255. holding the fortCopy !req
1256. while I deliver the present, yes,Copy !req
1257. and find Arthur and Father.Copy !req
1258. Well done, dear.Copy !req
1259. Trelew's on a course of 187.7 degrees
from the geographic poleCopy !req
1260. but as it's the old sleigh,Copy !req
1261. allow a drift margin
of 1000 miles either sideCopy !req
1262. of the meridian.
Got a sweater for Arthur,Copy !req
1263. your father's pills,Copy !req
1264. and some nice sweet tea.Copy !req
1265. Hm.Copy !req
1266. Curtains.Copy !req
1267. S-1 dented.
- Sir. Sir!Copy !req
1268. Big scratchCopy !req
1269. down side.Copy !req
1270. "Popped out to take present.Copy !req
1271. Turkey sandwich in fridge.
Mum and Dad."Copy !req
1272. Espresso machine broken.Copy !req
1273. That idiot, Arthur. He's sentCopy !req
1274. everyone crazy.Copy !req
1275. He'll destroy Christmas.Copy !req
1276. And you'll never
get to be Santa.Copy !req
1277. Steven!Copy !req
1278. I, um...Copy !req
1279. 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew.Copy !req
1280. Malcolm,Copy !req
1281. there's no harm in using a manual.Copy !req
1282. Men.
Margaret, I order you to disembark.Copy !req
1283. It's not safe. Unh!Copy !req
1284. Piffle. I did a microlight flying course
on the Internet.Copy !req
1285. It can't be that different.Copy !req
1286. Oh! Steve.Copy !req
1287. You've dented it!
You take it out without asking?Copy !req
1288. Malcolm, you told me
he knew.Copy !req
1289. You know how Steve feels
about his S-1.Copy !req
1290. It's my S-1. S for "Santa."Copy !req
1291. I'm flying to this child.Copy !req
1292. Of course she's all that matters.
Not me, your son.Copy !req
1293. Not the 2 billion things
I did right tonight.Copy !req
1294. No!Copy !req
1295. This is about that pool table,
isn't it?Copy !req
1296. I told you, you should've written
to me.Copy !req
1297. I was 8. You're my dad!Copy !req
1298. For goodness sake!Copy !req
1299. Arthur and Grandsanta are out thereCopy !req
1300. probably not wearing
nearly enough layersCopy !req
1301. and you two are bickering over
a big red toy?Copy !req
1302. I'm not bickering.
If Steven could justCopy !req
1303. stand back... Ooh!Copy !req
1304. Air bag.Copy !req
1305. You drive, Steven.Copy !req
1306. Thank you.Copy !req
1307. So since gift delivery
to child 47785BXKCopy !req
1308. is all that seemsCopy !req
1309. to matter,Copy !req
1310. I'll do it myself.Copy !req
1311. Then we'll pick up Arthur and Grandsanta
from whatever ditch they ended up in.Copy !req
1312. Maximum thrust.Copy !req
1313. Um, when Santa
said he'd be right back,Copy !req
1314. what do you think he...?Copy !req
1315. He's not coming back!Copy !req
1316. The Santas are leaving!Copy !req
1317. Children don't matter?Copy !req
1318. Christmas doesn't matter!Copy !req
1319. Nothing matters!Copy !req
1320. It's like 1816!Copy !req
1321. Abandon the North Pole!Copy !req
1322. - Everybody, panic!
- Are you sure you wantCopy !req
1323. to delete Christmas?Copy !req
1324. 10 minutes.Copy !req
1325. - Head south!
- It's all south from here, you fool!Copy !req
1326. I know where we can findCopy !req
1327. a map, lad!Copy !req
1328. A bitCopy !req
1329. risky, this.Copy !req
1330. Breaking the rules,
even in the old days.Copy !req
1331. There!Copy !req
1332. Biggest map in the world!Copy !req
1333. Dash!Copy !req
1334. Friends, on this night
of peace, we stand confrontedCopy !req
1335. by an unknown danger.Copy !req
1336. Aliens. Aliens from space.Copy !req
1337. - Blast them from the skies!
- Let us do an autopsy.Copy !req
1338. But maybe the aliens come in peace?Copy !req
1339. They burst an inflatableCopy !req
1340. Santa Claus in Toronto.
On Christmas night!Copy !req
1341. - What a terrible thing.
- Let us attempt contact,Copy !req
1342. but be ready to save our planet.Copy !req
1343. Hold tight, lad. This is where it getsCopy !req
1344. really rough.Copy !req
1345. Not now,Copy !req
1346. you sack of antlers.Copy !req
1347. Alert level six.Copy !req
1348. It's coming down through
the atmosphere.Copy !req
1349. We'll see it.Copy !req
1350. Forty-six, 45,Copy !req
1351. 44, 43.Copy !req
1352. They'll be waiting for us, sir.
We were on the news.Copy !req
1353. All their technology
against my Evie.Copy !req
1354. Oh, come on. Let's do it with worry!Copy !req
1355. Santa mustn't be seen, eh, lad?Copy !req
1356. Let's give themCopy !req
1357. something to shoot at.Copy !req
1358. We have visual.Copy !req
1359. Here it comes.Copy !req
1360. Take us to your leader. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1361. England!Copy !req
1362. No sign of anyone.Copy !req
1363. The sun's coming up!
Come on, lad! You canCopy !req
1364. do it! Move your hooves!Copy !req
1365. Mankind greets you. Do you copy?Copy !req
1366. Season's greetings from mankind.
Good morning, do you copy?Copy !req
1367. The hull is some kind of
woody substance, ma'am.Copy !req
1368. Like wood.Copy !req
1369. Coated in lead paint.Copy !req
1370. The engine
seems to be alive.Copy !req
1371. And furry.Copy !req
1372. Come on, lad!Copy !req
1373. Put your backCopy !req
1374. into it!Copy !req
1375. I have something. It's very faint but...Copy !req
1376. Scramble drone.Copy !req
1377. That's it, there!Copy !req
1378. We made it!
Yay!Copy !req
1379. Not quite.Copy !req
1380. Dash!Copy !req
1381. It's right up me steam pipe!Copy !req
1382. It's tracking
something electronic!Copy !req
1383. We haven't gotCopy !req
1384. any "electrickery."
Just woodCopy !req
1385. and brass and...Copy !req
1386. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1387. Your slipper!Copy !req
1388. We have lock.Copy !req
1389. We got to get you
down there, lad.Copy !req
1390. They'll see us! We'll be stopped!
Give me that.Copy !req
1391. What are you doing?
It's Evie they're after.Copy !req
1392. She doesn't fit this world, Arthur.
She's a relic.Copy !req
1393. Evie?Copy !req
1394. I always knew she'd be needed
one more time.Copy !req
1395. You go on. We'll let them have her.Copy !req
1396. You're coming too.Copy !req
1397. You were right, Arthur. It doesn't matter
how Santa's gift gets there.Copy !req
1398. Doesn't even matter if it'sCopy !req
1399. Mr. Postman in his spaceship.
As long as it gets there.Copy !req
1400. You made it happen, lad.
No one got left out.Copy !req
1401. Get off.Copy !req
1402. Now, do as I say.Copy !req
1403. They're firing on us!Copy !req
1404. A death ray!
Made of chocolateCopy !req
1405. - and oranges.
- UnidentifiedCopy !req
1406. varnished object,Copy !req
1407. turn back or we shoot.Copy !req
1408. Go!Copy !req
1409. Turn back.Copy !req
1410. Happy Christmas!Copy !req
1411. In Santa we believe!Copy !req
1412. Go on, elf.Copy !req
1413. You too.Copy !req
1414. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1415. Fire missiles.Copy !req
1416. This is it, old fella.Copy !req
1417. Maybe the nextCopy !req
1418. Santa never sat in my Evie,Copy !req
1419. but Arthur did.Copy !req
1420. And he's as good a man
as any Santa there's ever been.Copy !req
1421. Yah!Copy !req
1422. Goodbye, Evie.Copy !req
1423. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
1424. You just saved Christmas.Copy !req
1425. Trelew.Copy !req
1426. Out with the old, in with the new.Copy !req
1427. Well done, dear.Copy !req
1428. Poor Arthur.
He tried so hard.Copy !req
1429. He's flunked again.
Of courseCopy !req
1430. he hasn't, dear.Copy !req
1431. We're here. The little girl
will get her present.Copy !req
1432. I think he's done rather splendidly.Copy !req
1433. My Margaret.Copy !req
1434. Good morning, Gwen.
Ho, ho, et cetera.Copy !req
1435. Apologies for the minor delay.Copy !req
1436. I'm sure that even a child
can understandCopy !req
1437. that in an operation
as complex as Christmas,Copy !req
1438. there's always an insignificant
margin of error,Copy !req
1439. which is you. As a gesture,Copy !req
1440. I've upgraded you
to the Glamorfast Ultra X-3Copy !req
1441. which retails at 9.99 more
than your requested gift.Copy !req
1442. Bigger ergo better.Copy !req
1443. If you wouldn't mind
just signing a legal waiver?Copy !req
1444. Pedro? A boy?Copy !req
1445. A Spanish boy?Copy !req
1446. This is an error.Copy !req
1447. Now get off the bike.Copy !req
1448. Will you get...?Copy !req
1449. No, no, no. Please don't cry.Copy !req
1450. No cry-o.Copy !req
1451. No, uh, "sob-idad."Copy !req
1452. Uh...Copy !req
1453. It's over a mile.Copy !req
1454. We've got no sleigh,Copy !req
1455. no reindeer,
and you can't even walk.Copy !req
1456. What are you doing?Copy !req
1457. I can cycle!Copy !req
1458. Oi! Come back!Copy !req
1459. What about
the wrapping?Copy !req
1460. The church. She lives by the church!Copy !req
1461. Happy Christmas, cows!Copy !req
1462. Meltdown. Ten seconds
to figgy Flensburg. Snowman.Copy !req
1463. German, leave out the carrot.
Is Santa on shoe?Copy !req
1464. What the...?Copy !req
1465. Look, everyone! It's Arthur!Copy !req
1466. He's delivering the present.Copy !req
1467. - It's Arthur.
- Hooray for Arthur!Copy !req
1468. Meltdown paused.Copy !req
1469. Come back!Copy !req
1470. Oh, my head.Copy !req
1471. Ye baubles,
a beautiful young reindeer.Copy !req
1472. Ah. So who am I, then?Copy !req
1473. Okay, so I'm not great
with children.Copy !req
1474. Does that make me a bad Santa?Copy !req
1475. You're hardly perfect.Copy !req
1476. Let me guess. You put in the address,
you saw a list of TrelewsCopy !req
1477. and just clicked
on the first one?Copy !req
1478. You're just like Arthur.Copy !req
1479. - Am I?
- North Pole,Copy !req
1480. But, sir,Copy !req
1481. it's Arthur. He's still going.Copy !req
1482. Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!Copy !req
1483. Arthur?Copy !req
1484. Yah!Copy !req
1485. No one gets an unwrapped present
on my watch.Copy !req
1486. Three bits of sticky tape.Copy !req
1487. Three.Copy !req
1488. Stand up!Copy !req
1489. Finger!Copy !req
1490. The church!Copy !req
1491. Whoa!Copy !req
1492. Right foot.Copy !req
1493. Left foot.Copy !req
1494. There it is!Copy !req
1495. One!Copy !req
1496. Hands up!Copy !req
1497. Whoa!Copy !req
1498. Whoa.Copy !req
1499. Arthur!Copy !req
1500. Arthur! Arthur! Arthur!Copy !req
1501. Nearly there!Copy !req
1502. Front wheel!Copy !req
1503. Unh!
Whoa!Copy !req
1504. Two!
Yes!Copy !req
1505. That's it, there!Copy !req
1506. Whoa!Copy !req
1507. Back wheel!Copy !req
1508. Ready?
Do it!Copy !req
1509. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1510. Here we go!Copy !req
1511. Three!Copy !req
1512. Elf down.Copy !req
1513. Bryony?Copy !req
1514. Go on, Arthur. Quick!Copy !req
1515. There's always time for a bow.Copy !req
1516. No, we can't be too late.Copy !req
1517. Unh. It's so unfair.Copy !req
1518. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
1519. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
1520. All the Santas
taking the missing present.Copy !req
1521. It's beautiful!Copy !req
1522. Hug me. Hug me. Aah!Copy !req
1523. Dad!Copy !req
1524. You came! I knew you would.Copy !req
1525. You wouldn't just go to bed
and forget Gwen.Copy !req
1526. You're Santa!Copy !req
1527. Give me that.Copy !req
1528. I'm Santa! I'm delivering it!Copy !req
1529. Don't be silly, I'm Santa.
Can't you see from me suit?Copy !req
1530. I am actually Santa,
and I think it would be best...Copy !req
1531. I'm Santa! You handed over!Copy !req
1532. I didn't, in fact, technically...
You said I could drive!Copy !req
1533. I'm Santa, you naughty boys.
Here, have a bonbon.Copy !req
1534. You...Copy !req
1535. Shh!Copy !req
1536. It's Christmas!Copy !req
1537. Please.Copy !req
1538. Gwen just has to have a present
from Santa.Copy !req
1539. You do it, Arthur.Copy !req
1540. Mummy! Daddy! Wake up!Copy !req
1541. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
1542. There's a ribbon! To downstairs!Copy !req
1543. Father, please keep it down.
Merry Christmas, everyone.Copy !req
1544. Unh!
Oh.Copy !req
1545. Dad, wait.Copy !req
1546. Please, let's...Copy !req
1547. Oh.Copy !req
1548. In all my years, I've never actually...Copy !req
1549. Always so busy.Copy !req
1550. Too busy.Copy !req
1551. I'm not good at...Copy !req
1552. In my day, a pat on the back
and a walnut went a long way.Copy !req
1553. Mummy, Daddy, come on!
Look, a ribbon to downstairs!Copy !req
1554. - Come on, then.
- I think it's under the tree!Copy !req
1555. Oh, look!Copy !req
1556. What is it?Copy !req
1557. I can see pink!Copy !req
1558. It's a bike!Copy !req
1559. Oh! Heh.Copy !req
1560. Santa brought me
the bike I wanted!Copy !req
1561. Did he?Copy !req
1562. Oh. Can I have a go? Please,
please, please? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1563. Steve,Copy !req
1564. you deserve to be Santa.Copy !req
1565. But, Steve,Copy !req
1566. I wonder if Gwen is right.Copy !req
1567. Watch out. Beep, beep. Careful,Copy !req
1568. I'm gonna bump into you.Copy !req
1569. Oh, no.Copy !req
1570. I'll be the candle, eh?Copy !req
1571. Whoopee!Copy !req
1572. You're better men than...Copy !req
1573. Both of you.Copy !req
1574. Oh! A bike andCopy !req
1575. a squirrel!
Huh?Copy !req
1576. - Oh!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1577. Drop complete.Copy !req
1578. And we have a new Santa!Copy !req
1579. Christmas accomplished.Copy !req
1580. Arthur!Copy !req
1581. - Oh, Arthur.
- CommenceCopy !req
1582. decking halls.Copy !req
1583. You know, I've always liked Arthur.
Do you think he likes espresso?Copy !req
1584. Oh? Oh!Copy !req
1585. And may 100 percent
of your Christmases be white.Copy !req
1586. Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV PlayerCopy !req