1. Around The World
in 80 DaysCopy !req
2. To the Bank of England! Quickly!Copy !req
3. Surround the building!Copy !req
4. You go that way! You go this way!Copy !req
5. There he is!Copy !req
6. - Come on!
- After him, men!Copy !req
7. That way!Copy !req
8. - He came this way. I'm sure of it.
- Come on!Copy !req
9. Come on, mates! Keep up!Copy !req
10. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
11. Today is the day I will finally achieve
what has been deemed impossible.Copy !req
12. Man can break
the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier.Copy !req
13. And you're lucky
to be a part of it, Pierre.Copy !req
14. - It's Jean Michel, sir.
- Yes.Copy !req
15. We will make history.
Or we will die trying.Copy !req
16. - Die?
- This is very exciting.Copy !req
17. That's it!
I refuse to be catapulted,Copy !req
18. electrocuted, or have my internal organs
disrupted any longer!Copy !req
19. I quit!Copy !req
20. He is a very sick man!Copy !req
21. The electrocution was not my fault!Copy !req
22. You refused to wear
the rubber underpants!Copy !req
23. We're looking for a bank robber.Copy !req
24. Is there no man brave enough
to be my valet?Copy !req
25. Oh... Aah!Copy !req
26. I'm your new valet.Copy !req
27. Uh... I must commend
the valet serviceCopy !req
28. on their impeccable foresight.Copy !req
29. But they know I only
accept French valets.Copy !req
30. Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui!Copy !req
31. I come from a long line
of French valets.Copy !req
32. On my father's side.
Very, very French.Copy !req
33. - But your accent.
- My father French. Never speak.Copy !req
34. My mother Chinese and never shuts up.
All the children pick up her accent.Copy !req
35. Very well.Copy !req
36. Will you be willing to risk your life
to challenge the laws of physics?Copy !req
37. - Yes. Uh, and I can sing, too.
- Excellent. Pop this little hat on.Copy !req
38. - He's got to be in here.
- He's this way!Copy !req
39. And the throttle in your
right hand controls the speed.Copy !req
40. - How do I stop?
- Godspeed!Copy !req
41. Uh-uh-uh...Copy !req
42. Twenty-five miles per hour.
Yes, the pressure's stable-ish.Copy !req
43. We need more speed, man.Copy !req
44. Waah! Wee-yoo!Copy !req
45. Forty miles per hour.
Hang on in there, my good man.Copy !req
46. Forty-seven.Copy !req
47. Forty-eight.Copy !req
48. Forty-nine.Copy !req
49. Eureka! We've done it!Copy !req
50. Uh...Copy !req
51. Waaah!Copy !req
52. I say, I say. Uh, good morning.Copy !req
53. - I'm looking for a man with...
- Over here!Copy !req
54. There he is. There's my valet.Copy !req
55. Sorry! New valet.Copy !req
56. Whoa!Copy !req
57. Whoa!Copy !req
58. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
59. You'll be able to let go any second.Copy !req
60. The pack will run out of steamCopy !req
61. in exactly three, two, one.Copy !req
62. Now.Copy !req
63. Look out!Copy !req
64. - That was incredible!
- We've broken the human speed barrier.Copy !req
65. Good-bye, sir.Copy !req
66. It's been very nice valeting for you.Copy !req
67. Let's... do it again soon.Copy !req
68. Please, wait!Copy !req
69. With you as my brave valet,
I can test all my inventions.Copy !req
70. No!Copy !req
71. Spread out!Copy !req
72. - Cover that...
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
73. - I take the job.
- Splendid!Copy !req
74. I can't wait to present
my results to the Academy.Copy !req
75. RASCopy !req
76. Too kind. Too kind. Thank you.Copy !req
77. And with this grant to develop
new applications for copper wire,Copy !req
78. Dr. Ramsey invented this.Copy !req
79. Needless to say,
the Royal Academy of ScienceCopy !req
80. declared this crackpot
mentally incompetent,Copy !req
81. and he was duly dispatched
to a lunatic asylum.Copy !req
82. Sir. I have an urgent
announcement for you. Here.Copy !req
83. Don't just stand there. Read it.Copy !req
84. Oh. Um...Copy !req
85. "It is with great distressCopy !req
86. that Scotland Yard announcesCopy !req
87. that the Bank of England...
has been robbed."Copy !req
88. My stolen Jade Buddha stolen?
You blighter!Copy !req
89. You gave me every assurance that
the Bank of England was impenetrable!Copy !req
90. Sir, sir, I said, "lmpregnable."Copy !req
91. It's the same thing, you idiot!Copy !req
92. Please, please, not the quills!Copy !req
93. Lord Salisbury!Copy !req
94. Please contact General Fang
and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.Copy !req
95. To forgo your obligation would
be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.Copy !req
96. A woman in the Royal Academy?Copy !req
97. The Jade Buddha was delivered
by us to the Bank of England.Copy !req
98. - What happens while in British hands...
- Is absolutely your concern.Copy !req
99. Colonel Kitchner,
chief of Scotland Yard,Copy !req
100. please inform General FangCopy !req
101. what other items were stolen
from the bank.Copy !req
102. Nothing else.Copy !req
103. Exactly. It seems
your little land disputeCopy !req
104. has spilled over
onto our noble shore.Copy !req
105. Until the Jade Buddha
is back in my possession,Copy !req
106. you and your cause will receive no
British military assistance whatsoever.Copy !req
107. Kitchner.Copy !req
108. My agents will retrieve the Jade
Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.Copy !req
109. This time, do not let it
slip through your fingers.Copy !req
110. A female general.Copy !req
111. What sort of pathetic man
takes orders from a woman?Copy !req
112. Cor!Copy !req
113. - Come away from here.
- Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?Copy !req
114. My wind-powered pulley systemCopy !req
115. circulates the house with fresh air.Copy !req
116. Kitchen items are to be placed
on the white boat,Copy !req
117. and the blue is for laundry.Copy !req
118. But most importantly,
this supplies the houseCopy !req
119. with a running current of electricity.Copy !req
120. Electricity.Copy !req
121. This is my comprehensive
data schedule and list of regulations.Copy !req
122. It's quite simple. You're never
to divert one iota from my plans.Copy !req
123. I must live my life
with total efficiency...Copy !req
124. to maximize my inventing capacity,Copy !req
125. thus enabling me to do
the most I can for mankind.Copy !req
126. Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble,
precise gentleman.Copy !req
127. Thank you. Uh... Sorry.
What was your name? Ahem.Copy !req
128. Passport. Too.Copy !req
129. Passepartout.Copy !req
130. Bottled light.Copy !req
131. A miracle.Copy !req
132. Hardly.Copy !req
133. Just undiscovered science from
an American named Thomas Edison.Copy !req
134. It turns on with a whistle.Copy !req
135. Please don't do that.Copy !req
136. Ah, I see your eye is drawnCopy !req
137. to what I hope will one day
be my crowning achievement.Copy !req
138. A giant moth?Copy !req
139. - It's a flying machine.
- It can fly?Copy !req
140. Yes.Copy !req
141. No. But it will... one day.Copy !req
142. One day it will transport people
through the air.Copy !req
143. Perhaps over entire oceans.Copy !req
144. Uh-oh.Copy !req
145. I'm going to have
to make a rule for this.Copy !req
146. Dear Father:Copy !req
147. I will find the fastest way
back to China...Copy !req
148. to make our village safe once again.Copy !req
149. Passepartout?Copy !req
150. Departure for the Royal Academy
of Science in two minutes.Copy !req
151. Prepare my urban transport device.Copy !req
152. Prepare my urban transport device.Copy !req
153. It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.Copy !req
154. It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.Copy !req
155. Clear the way. Clear the way.Copy !req
156. Mr. Fogg coming through.
Watch out! Watch out!Copy !req
157. Excuse me. Out of way.Copy !req
158. - Gangway.
- Fogg's arrived.Copy !req
159. - Gangway. Ooh!
- Hey!Copy !req
160. That makes it exactly
ten minutes before noon.Copy !req
161. That will be all.Copy !req
162. Gentlemen.Copy !req
163. Today I have proved that manCopy !req
164. can break the 50-mile-per-hour
speed barrierCopy !req
165. without disrupting
his internal organs.Copy !req
166. Where is your Royal Academy
of Science authorization?Copy !req
167. What am I thinking? What a fool.Copy !req
168. That would mean that you
were a real scientist!Copy !req
169. By your definition,
a real scientist's objectiveCopy !req
170. would be to prevent man from progress.Copy !req
171. We live in a golden age, Fogg.Copy !req
172. Everything worth discovering
has been discovered.Copy !req
173. Yet ridiculous dreamers
like you insistCopy !req
174. on a past filled with dinosaurs...Copy !req
175. and evolution.Copy !req
176. And on a future filledCopy !req
177. with motorized vehicles,Copy !req
178. radio waves,Copy !req
179. and flying machines!Copy !req
180. Confound it! The bloody
Bank of England is a madhouse!Copy !req
181. Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
An Asian chap.Copy !req
182. Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.Copy !req
183. Nothing.Copy !req
184. Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow,
and he acted alone.Copy !req
185. No. Actually,
they say he was Norwegian.Copy !req
186. In fact, though, it was a gang
of elderly Norwegians.Copy !req
187. I heard it from a very reliable sourceCopy !req
188. that it was a gang
of redheaded elderly NorwegiansCopy !req
189. with very tiny feet.Copy !req
190. It's about time
someone robbed that bank.Copy !req
191. Like this very institution,Copy !req
192. the Bank of England is outdated.Copy !req
193. As usual, your contempt
for tradition is appalling.Copy !req
194. You rest on your traditions,
if you prefer,Copy !req
195. but, as with this bank robber,
progress waits for no one.Copy !req
196. So now you're an expert
on the bank thief as well.Copy !req
197. Give us the benefit
of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.Copy !req
198. Twenty-six minutes ago,
a ship left Dover for Paris.Copy !req
199. From there, the thief
takes the Orient Express,Copy !req
200. where he transfers to a steamer,
from Istanbul to India.Copy !req
201. In little over a month,
that man could be in China.Copy !req
202. If we're to believe Fogg's calculations,
he will have circled the globeCopy !req
203. and returned to England in a fortnight.Copy !req
204. Actually, by my calculations, it would
be closer to, uh, exactly 80 days.Copy !req
205. Outstanding idea.Copy !req
206. Well, then, Fogg,Copy !req
207. let's see you circumnavigate the worldCopy !req
208. in 80 days.Copy !req
209. I... That would be
a fruitless use of my time.Copy !req
210. I'm on the verge of numerous...Copy !req
211. countless... scientific breakthroughs.Copy !req
212. You coward. Admit it.
It cannot be done.Copy !req
213. It can! I could do it.Copy !req
214. A wager.Copy !req
215. £10,000.Copy !req
216. Unlike you and your colleagues,
money does not inspire me.Copy !req
217. I believe every man has his price.Copy !req
218. Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg.Copy !req
219. There must be something I could offer
that would be worthy of your time.Copy !req
220. There is. Your position as head
of the Royal Academy.Copy !req
221. I could lead Britain
and the rest of the worldCopy !req
222. into a new age of progress
and discovery.Copy !req
223. - Fair enough.
- What?Copy !req
224. I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vowCopy !req
225. to surrender my position as minister
of science to Phileas Fogg...Copy !req
226. - No!
- No! No!Copy !req
227. if he can circumnavigate
the globe...Copy !req
228. in no more than 80 days.Copy !req
229. But if he cannot,Copy !req
230. he must never set foot
in this academy again,Copy !req
231. he must tear down that abhorrent eyesore
he calls a laboratory,Copy !req
232. and he must swear...Copy !req
233. never to invent again.Copy !req
234. Just as I always suspected, Fogg.Copy !req
235. You promise so much, yet you deliver...Copy !req
236. oh, nothing.Copy !req
237. - I'll take your wager.
- What did you say?Copy !req
238. I'll take your wager!Copy !req
239. He did it.Copy !req
240. Then it's done.Copy !req
241. A man who has never set foot
out of England circling the globe.Copy !req
242. This is going to be rather amusing.Copy !req
243. History won't remember your amusement,
but it will be hard-pressed to forgetCopy !req
244. the moment I'm standing on the very top
step of the Royal Academy of Science.Copy !req
245. By the strike of noon,Copy !req
246. after I, Phileas Fogg,
have traveled around the worldCopy !req
247. in 80 days!Copy !req
248. Oh, dear.Copy !req
249. Mr. Fogg, we all pack and ready to go.
Mr. Fogg, are you in here?Copy !req
250. Phileas! Phileas! Phileas!Copy !req
251. - Uh...
- Mr. Fogg, are you well, sir?Copy !req
252. Huh?Copy !req
253. Uh, Passepartout.Copy !req
254. Would you... sit with me a moment?Copy !req
255. Yes, sir.Copy !req
256. I risked everything,
my entire life's work.Copy !req
257. For something you believe in.Copy !req
258. Nothing could make
more sense than that, sir.Copy !req
259. You are honorable, Passepartout.Copy !req
260. But I'm afraid this was
a calamitous lapse of judgment.Copy !req
261. - Mr. Fogg?
- Yes?Copy !req
262. - Let your family...
- There is no one left to tell.Copy !req
263. This house and my inventions
are all I have.Copy !req
264. And a brave French valet that will help
you make it around the world in 80 days.Copy !req
265. - You really believe we can succeed?
- Yes.Copy !req
266. Yes. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
267. You're mad. We'll be sliced to pieces
before we reach India.Copy !req
268. We're with you, sir!Copy !req
269. Good luck!Copy !req
270. Halt!Copy !req
271. - Quite a contraption here, Mr. Fogg.
- Thank you, Inspector.Copy !req
272. But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to detain
you and your valet until further notice.Copy !req
273. This here doohickey is in violation
of the city's new vehicle code.Copy !req
274. Vehicle code?Copy !req
275. Code 431.Copy !req
276. All vehicles
must be powered by horses.Copy !req
277. Or other indigenous
quadruped creatures of the like,Copy !req
278. excluding giraffes and...Copy !req
279. You're driveling. Stand aside.Copy !req
280. I'm about to embark upon
a journey around the world.Copy !req
281. Not in this monstrosity,
you're not. No!Copy !req
282. - Mm-mm.
- That's hot.Copy !req
283. It's... Ow!Copy !req
284. Time to go.
We have a boat to catch.Copy !req
285. Stealing a police vehicle is not
an acceptable way to begin our journey.Copy !req
286. - Not stealing. Borrowing.
- Excuse us.Copy !req
287. We're borrowing this vehicle
to catch our ship to Paris,Copy !req
288. if someone could inform
the appropriate authorities.Copy !req
289. Bloody hell! Me brain's leakin'!Copy !req
290. Ahh! Damn that nincompoop Fix.Copy !req
291. What's the point of hiring
a corrupt police officerCopy !req
292. if he can't abuse the law properly?Copy !req
293. - Kitchner.
- Sir!Copy !req
294. Tell Fix to pack his bags.Copy !req
295. - He's going on a trip.
- Right away, sir.Copy !req
296. Get the Jade Buddha in Paris.Copy !req
297. And Lau Xing...Copy !req
298. Kill!Copy !req
299. Day 2Copy !req
300. Hmm. Smart man.Copy !req
301. Passepartout, tell this
impudent fellow we mustCopy !req
302. leave within six and a half hours, or we
miss our connection in Constantinople.Copy !req
303. Yes, sir. Please.
We are in a great hurry.Copy !req
304. - Passepartout?
- Yes?Copy !req
305. In French.Copy !req
306. Sacre bleu, la champignon,Copy !req
307. chateau, bien, françoise, voilà,
ooh-la-la, foie de gras.Copy !req
308. Imbecille!Copy !req
309. - What did he say?
- Uh...Copy !req
310. He say...Copy !req
311. - What?
- He says not to worry.Copy !req
312. The next train will leave in five hours.
Good time for sightseeing.Copy !req
313. Passepartout, this is
a scientific expedition, not a holiday!Copy !req
314. I will not miss this train.Copy !req
315. Ah!Copy !req
316. - Very amazing.
- What?Copy !req
317. What does it say?Copy !req
318. Eddie Thomason will be
showing his inventions.Copy !req
319. Thomas Edison? Here in Paris?Copy !req
320. What a chance for you
to meet another great inventor.Copy !req
321. I would quite like to tell him
about my whistle modification.Copy !req
322. Good idea.Copy !req
323. See? Exposition. Science.Copy !req
324. I assure you these are not
the works of Thomas Edison.Copy !req
325. Uh, I think he is
somewhere around here.Copy !req
326. Wait a moment. This isn't science.Copy !req
327. This is art.Copy !req
328. - Yeah.
- Hmm.Copy !req
329. That painting is highly inaccurate.Copy !req
330. It's not
supposed to be accurate.Copy !req
331. The artist views reality
through imaginationCopy !req
332. rather than simply recording it.Copy !req
333. It is called "lmpressionism."Copy !req
334. Well, um, I'm not impressed.Copy !req
335. Trees are not violet,
grass is not charcoal,Copy !req
336. and a man cannot...Copy !req
337. fly.Copy !req
338. You feel something.Copy !req
339. You dream of flying.Copy !req
340. Or of naked men.Copy !req
341. - Sometimes.
- Ah.Copy !req
342. The flying. N-N-Not the men.Copy !req
343. I am glad you like my painting.
Monique La Roche.Copy !req
344. Phileas Fogg. I must say, it's a lot
better than these amateurs.Copy !req
345. What did he say?Copy !req
346. - Oh, no.
- God, Manique.Copy !req
347. Goodness. What was that all about?Copy !req
348. It is mine, do you like it?Copy !req
349. Do you like..? No.Copy !req
350. To hang something?Copy !req
351. Well, a wealthy gentleman
bought my painting for a lot of money.Copy !req
352. - Sir...
- Actually, no! You are fired!Copy !req
353. Let art artists.Copy !req
354. Something wrong?Copy !req
355. Well, a wealthy gentleman
bought my painting for a lot of money.Copy !req
356. Champagne for everyone!Copy !req
357. I'm still looking for Mr. Eddie.
Nice painting.Copy !req
358. Have you considered
a career in schematic drawing?Copy !req
359. No. It would be far too limiting.Copy !req
360. At least your work
shows genuine promise.Copy !req
361. Thank you. Those I painted
many months ago.Copy !req
362. I was lacking inspiration.Copy !req
363. I found some men
to help me find Mr. "Edimon."Copy !req
364. - This way.
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
365. He's very eager.Copy !req
366. Get him!Copy !req
367. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's terrible, no?Copy !req
368. No, no, it's...Copy !req
369. - clever.
- Oh.Copy !req
370. Hmm. Yes.Copy !req
371. - He's a clown.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
372. And yet...Copy !req
373. he's incredibly angry.Copy !req
374. The irony is, uh, terrifying.Copy !req
375. - Is that good?
- Is it?Copy !req
376. Ah, this is interesting.Copy !req
377. Without opposable thumbs,
a dog could never play poker.Copy !req
378. Yes, they can.Copy !req
379. Where have you seen
a dog playing poker?Copy !req
380. Right there.Copy !req
381. Perhaps I'm not the best judge.Copy !req
382. Bandits! They come to take away
all the paintings!Copy !req
383. - Quickly! Come this way!
- Passepartout!Copy !req
384. Go, go, go!Copy !req
385. Thank you, Miss La Roche.
You may just have saved our trip.Copy !req
386. - There you are.
- I would, uh...Copy !req
387. - I would like to repay you.
- Take me with you.Copy !req
388. - What?
- I'm stifled here. Pigeonholed.Copy !req
389. They think of me only
as a coat-check girl!Copy !req
390. - Why?
- Because I am the coat-check girl.Copy !req
391. - Ah.
- Look.Copy !req
392. The leading art critic in Paris.Copy !req
393. Look what he wrote
about one of my paintings.Copy !req
394. - I can't read this. It's French.
- I wish I couldn't.Copy !req
395. Why do you carry it?Copy !req
396. When I do succeed,
I can throw it in his face, but for now,Copy !req
397. I need a world journey to inspire me.Copy !req
398. I'm inspired to get us
back on schedule.Copy !req
399. Let's see. Wind velocity
approximately twelve knots,Copy !req
400. factoring in air density...Copy !req
401. Outstanding!Copy !req
402. Passepartout, onward! Ah.Copy !req
403. There we go. Passepartout,
tell him to keep the change.Copy !req
404. Uh...
fromage, por favor.Copy !req
405. We are going around
the world in 80 days!Copy !req
406. My God!Copy !req
407. They are fools!Copy !req
408. The balloon cannot
support all this weight!Copy !req
409. Your hot air should compensate, no?Copy !req
410. Get off!Copy !req
411. - What are they doing?
- They're being disorderly.Copy !req
412. Hey! Let go! Let go!Copy !req
413. Hey! Passepartout!
My valise! It has all my money in it.Copy !req
414. Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.Copy !req
415. No, that is my bag.Copy !req
416. No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!Copy !req
417. - No!
- You crazy.Copy !req
418. Yes.Copy !req
419. That tickles!Copy !req
420. You took my bag.Copy !req
421. Mr. Fogg!Copy !req
422. - Good catch!
- Thank you.Copy !req
423. Ooh!Copy !req
424. Those are the gallery bandits.Copy !req
425. Oh, yes!Copy !req
426. Ah.Copy !req
427. He stole my purse!
This devil stole my purse!Copy !req
428. My bag! He took my... Ah!Copy !req
429. - We've stolen that old lady's purse.
- Huh. Here.Copy !req
430. We must help Passepartout.
How do I make this go lower?Copy !req
431. What are you doing?
Decrease the overall weight...Copy !req
432. - That's not going to work.
- Yes, it is.Copy !req
433. Physics, no?Copy !req
434. Yes.Copy !req
435. Ahhh...Copy !req
436. Ooh! Ay! Owww.Copy !req
437. Bonjour.Copy !req
438. Bonjour.Copy !req
439. - Eh?
- Bye-bye!Copy !req
440. Wake up, lady! Wake up, lady!Copy !req
441. Wake up! Lady, wake up!Copy !req
442. - Bye, mama.
- Merci.Copy !req
443. Bye, baby.Copy !req
444. Ohh...Copy !req
445. Very impressive. I'd have let go by now.Copy !req
446. The statue's grabbing his trousers.Copy !req
447. I don't think it's doing it on purpose.Copy !req
448. Oh, dear.Copy !req
449. Help!Copy !req
450. Well done, Passepartout.Copy !req
451. We're still on schedule
despite those dogged thieves.Copy !req
452. Yes, yes. Thank you.Copy !req
453. Those art thieves
seemed to recognize you.Copy !req
454. - I look like someone they know.
- Some other Frenchman, perhaps?Copy !req
455. - So, where can we drop you off?
- We're not stopping.Copy !req
456. Once we land to board
the Orient Express, you are free to go.Copy !req
457. Thank you so much.Copy !req
458. - For what?
- I'm free to go with you.Copy !req
459. I did not say you were free to come.Copy !req
460. - I said you were free to go.
- Where?Copy !req
461. - Anywhere.
- Thank you. I will go with you.Copy !req
462. - No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.Copy !req
463. Miss... Monique!Copy !req
464. There! Now we are getting along.Copy !req
465. Comme c'est beau.Copy !req
466. C'est magnifique.Copy !req
467. Toutes ces couleurs.Copy !req
468. Look at the sunrise.
There is only one word for it.Copy !req
469. - "Magical."
- Miss La Roche!Copy !req
470. I refuse to allow you
to continue traveling with us.Copy !req
471. I'm not traveling with you.
I'm making my own way.Copy !req
472. Maybe you shouldn't travel with me.Copy !req
473. This is what happens
when you leave your home.Copy !req
474. You meet... people!Copy !req
475. Why are you keeping up this ruse?Copy !req
476. Perhaps I should inform Mr. Fogg,
and together he and I can speculate.Copy !req
477. A very sacred object
was stolen from my village.Copy !req
478. I have taken it back.Copy !req
479. Incroyable.Copy !req
480. For many centuries, the Jade Buddha
has protected my people.Copy !req
481. It has never left our village until now.Copy !req
482. And those art thieves. Who are they?Copy !req
483. The Black Scorpions.
They work for an evil warlord. Fang.Copy !req
484. She wants the Buddha
so she can take over my village.Copy !req
485. I must return the Jade Buddha
to protect Lanzhou.Copy !req
486. Mr. Fogg is the fastest way.Copy !req
487. Perhaps, then,
we can help one another.Copy !req
488. I will keep your secret,
and you convince Mr. FoggCopy !req
489. to allow me to travel
the world with you.Copy !req
490. Keep this Dummkopf in his seat,
or we throw him off!Copy !req
491. Merely pointing out if they coordinated
their coal-shoveling technique,Copy !req
492. they could maximize our speed.Copy !req
493. When we reach Constantinople, I suggest
you board a train we are not on.Copy !req
494. - Uh, Mr. Fogg, she must come with us.
- And why is that?Copy !req
495. Uh, we just discovered that we are
related from the same family.Copy !req
496. I'm her father's second cousin's sister
on my mother's side. French.Copy !req
497. Monsieur Fogg. If I make the train
go faster, I can come with you, oui?Copy !req
498. Yes.Copy !req
499. I bid you farewell, Miss La Roche.Copy !req
500. If there's anything else you would like,
just let us know, Miss La Roche.Copy !req
501. Ah! Voilà.Copy !req
502. Champagne with your first-class seats,
Mademoiselle La Roche.Copy !req
503. Merci.Copy !req
504. - Champagne?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
505. - Merci.
- Monsieur.Copy !req
506. A tea?Copy !req
507. Okay.Copy !req
508. How to make English tea.Copy !req
509. Precisely 96 degrees.Copy !req
510. Ooh.Copy !req
511. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
512. Fogg's valet!Copy !req
513. - A jade Buddha!
- This is not a jade Buddha.Copy !req
514. - Oh, yes, it is!
- You're right. But I'm not a valet.Copy !req
515. Oh. Really?Copy !req
516. Owww!Copy !req
517. Me bloody nose!Copy !req
518. Let me in!
You're gonna pay for scorchin' me willy!Copy !req
519. Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now I gotcha.Copy !req
520. Ow! Oh! Ow!Copy !req
521. Ahhh!Copy !req
522. You're under arrest!Copy !req
523. Ah! Ooh! Ow!Copy !req
524. Sorry!Copy !req
525. Why the devil are we stopping?Copy !req
526. Day 10
IstanbulCopy !req
527. Prince Hapi would be honored
to have FoggCopy !req
528. and his traveling companions
at his banquet.Copy !req
529. How very flattering.Copy !req
530. But please inform Prince "Happy"
that we are on a very tight schedule.Copy !req
531. Prince Hapi demands it.Copy !req
532. Then Prince Hapi
will have to get accustomedCopy !req
533. to not getting everything he wants.Copy !req
534. It is magnificent.Copy !req
535. Mr. Fogg, his house
is even bigger than yours.Copy !req
536. His collection, his taste...
It is exquisite.Copy !req
537. Yes, it is.Copy !req
538. Not good.
Very old. Look. Broken.Copy !req
539. And where is His Highness?Copy !req
540. Oh. The prince is also
a talented musician.Copy !req
541. If I did nothing
but lounge about the palace,Copy !req
542. I'd learn to pluck a few notes.Copy !req
543. Let's make this brief.
I'll pose for photographs,Copy !req
544. wearing a turban,
holding an atlas...Copy !req
545. Mademoiselle.Copy !req
546. How magical that our paths should cross.
Do you believe in fate?Copy !req
547. Is that what you call itCopy !req
548. when one stops a train
and kidnaps its passengers?Copy !req
549. Phileas Fogg.Copy !req
550. Please forgive me,Copy !req
551. but I feel like Aphrodite herself
descended to Earth.Copy !req
552. What is a ravishing
woman like you...Copy !req
553. - I never think when I'm naked.
- I do. In the bath.Copy !req
554. - Yes. Well, I mean...
- No!Copy !req
555. Don't touch it!Copy !req
556. - That is my most treasured possession.
- I was only pointing. I was just...Copy !req
557. Don't even point.Copy !req
558. Rodin.Copy !req
559. Yes. A Rodin.Copy !req
560. Oh.Copy !req
561. I have never seen a more beautiful...
muscular form.Copy !req
562. Well, I can assure you,
I'm in much better shape now.Copy !req
563. Incroyable. It is a sculpture of you!Copy !req
564. Yes.Copy !req
565. "Hapi Birthday.
Your pal, Rodin."Copy !req
566. - Come, my dear. Let us dine.
- Yes.Copy !req
567. Ah, Mr. Fogg, please join us.Copy !req
568. No, sorry. We are on a tight schedule.Copy !req
569. We will join you, actually.
But just one drink.Copy !req
570. After the duke and the duchess
sat down in the bath,Copy !req
571. I realized I forgot
to put on my bathing suit.Copy !req
572. I'm such a fool.Copy !req
573. Always embarrassing myself
in front of visiting dignitaries.Copy !req
574. But you know how that can be,
right, Phil?Copy !req
575. Uh, yes.Copy !req
576. Uh, it's Phileas, actually.Copy !req
577. So, Foggy, tell me.
I heard you're an inventor.Copy !req
578. Well, I try to apply myself
to thinking of new waysCopy !req
579. to help better mankind,
if that's what you mean.Copy !req
580. Well, I'm not an inventor,Copy !req
581. but I did develop a new way
of irrigating dry landCopy !req
582. so that no one in my kingdom
ever has to be hungry.Copy !req
583. Oh.Copy !req
584. Mr. Fogg invented wheelie shoes.Copy !req
585. Not now, Passepartout.Copy !req
586. Oh.Copy !req
587. Mmm.Copy !req
588. - Miss La Roche.
- Hmm?Copy !req
589. It is mesmerizing,
the way your face illuminates.Copy !req
590. Oh...Copy !req
591. Her discoloration could be
an allergic reactionCopy !req
592. or a mild form of hives.Copy !req
593. Although I've noticed a certainCopy !req
594. luminescent glow about her
complexion when she's drawing.Copy !req
595. And sometimes, when she's...
concentrating on her latest work,Copy !req
596. her ears will actually flutter.Copy !req
597. - It's rather fetching.
- Guess who else was in this bath.Copy !req
598. U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes.Copy !req
599. Shouldn't we be going?
We have a schedule to keep.Copy !req
600. Thank you for your hospitality.Copy !req
601. It's been absolutely fascinating,
but I'm afraid we must push on.Copy !req
602. Yes.Copy !req
603. Very well.
The gentlemen are free to go.Copy !req
604. But Miss La Roche...
stays here with me.Copy !req
605. - To be my wife.
- Hmm?Copy !req
606. Yes. Wife number seven.Copy !req
607. - You have seven wives?
- One for each day of the week.Copy !req
608. - This is absolutely ridiculous!
- No more talk!Copy !req
609. Prince Hapi has spoken!Copy !req
610. Well, we did say one drink.
Passepartout, we're leaving.Copy !req
611. I can tell when we're not wanted.Copy !req
612. Monsieur Fogg!Copy !req
613. Do Tuesdays work for you?Copy !req
614. - Good-bye.
- Thank you!Copy !req
615. No!Copy !req
616. Halt!Copy !req
617. Or Hapi gets smashed!Copy !req
618. Please! Anything but my statue of me!Copy !req
619. Miss La Roche,
please join us, if you will.Copy !req
620. - All of you, drop your weapons.
- Do as he says!Copy !req
621. - Get in the tent.
- Everybody!Copy !req
622. - Now!
- Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
623. Now, take off your clothes
and throw them... Uh...Copy !req
624. I assure you the statue is not
armed... harmed in any way.Copy !req
625. Get them!Copy !req
626. His arm!Copy !req
627. Thank you, Phileas.
That was very heroic.Copy !req
628. Yes, and needlessly time-consuming.Copy !req
629. This is exactly why
I should never have let you come along.Copy !req
630. Kill them!Copy !req
631. I want my arm!Copy !req
632. No!Copy !req
633. Sir! I've received a telegram
from Inspector Fix.Copy !req
634. - A-ha!
- According to him,Copy !req
635. the bank thief and Fogg's valet
are the same man.Copy !req
636. Fogg doesn't realize
he's transporting the bank thief!Copy !req
637. Or does he?
He did leave town in quite a hurry.Copy !req
638. Wouldn't you say, Lord Rhodes?Copy !req
639. Indeed, Lord Salisbury.Copy !req
640. Eh, evading arrest,Copy !req
641. stealing a police vehicle,Copy !req
642. sounds rather incriminating to me.Copy !req
643. One can almost deduceCopy !req
644. this entire bet was merely a ruseCopy !req
645. to facilitate his escape.Copy !req
646. - Don't you agree, Lord Kelvin?
- Yes.Copy !req
647. Brilliant, Lord Salisbury.Copy !req
648. I shall name a beef-related entrée
after you in your honor! Kitchner!Copy !req
649. - Sir!
- Inform your men at Scotland YardCopy !req
650. that Phileas Fogg is without a doubt
the man who robbed the Bank of England!Copy !req
651. - Where are they now?
- They're taking a train across India,Copy !req
652. from Bombay to Calcutta.Copy !req
653. Thank God we own India!Copy !req
654. I want their faces
in every police station,Copy !req
655. army barracks, post office,
railway station and outhouse in India!Copy !req
656. We're going to stop Fogg
and get my Jade Buddha backCopy !req
657. by any means necessary!Copy !req
658. IndiaCopy !req
659. Agra is where we will capture them!Copy !req
660. Intercept them at Agra!Copy !req
661. Carry on, Cutter!Copy !req
662. Move it! Move it! Fall in!Copy !req
663. Day 24
train to AgraCopy !req
664. And they were
the greatest kung fu boxers.Copy !req
665. Ten Tigers of Canton.Copy !req
666. Brothers in arms.Copy !req
667. They fought to keep order
and justice in China.Copy !req
668. The most famous of Ten Tigers
is Wong Fei Hung.Copy !req
669. Armed with
only bamboo sticks...Copy !req
670. It's salivating on... please.Copy !req
671. Is this your goat?Copy !req
672. Did they really fight like tigers?Copy !req
673. Each Tiger have their own
animal fighting style.Copy !req
674. Like tiger.Copy !req
675. Snake. Snake head, snake tail,
snake mouth, snake tongue!Copy !req
676. Where are my calculations?Copy !req
677. Monkey!Copy !req
678. The goat! Passepartout, I'm being
attacked by a ferocious animal!Copy !req
679. - It has small horns.
- Sorry, Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
680. Please keep that inconsiderate
beast away from me.Copy !req
681. And refrain from ridiculous anecdotes.Copy !req
682. Why do you not like his story, Mr. Frog?Copy !req
683. It's Fogg. Phileas Fogg.Copy !req
684. How could a man learn to defend himself
by watching animals behave like...Copy !req
685. - animals?
- It is famous legend.Copy !req
686. - A ridiculous legend.
- Most legends are born from truth.Copy !req
687. Yes.Copy !req
688. But all truths are born from facts.Copy !req
689. Solid, tangible facts
that can be calculatedCopy !req
690. and written down on paper.Copy !req
691. And then eaten by a goat.Copy !req
692. Mr. Feelsillious,
when I tell the storyCopy !req
693. of the man who circled
the entire world in 80 days,Copy !req
694. would that not be a legend?Copy !req
695. Only if the man's name
was Feelsillious Frog.Copy !req
696. - What the blazes is it now?
- Come this way! Come on!Copy !req
697. Look sharp, now. Get 'em!Copy !req
698. Find these men!Copy !req
699. Uh-oh. Time to go. They seem to think
we robbed the Bank of England.Copy !req
700. Preposterous. This is a desperate
attempt by Lord KelvinCopy !req
701. to impede my journey.Copy !req
702. I am a British citizen.
I have nothing to fear.Copy !req
703. Except bullets.Copy !req
704. Listen up!
Have you seen these men?Copy !req
705. Come on!Copy !req
706. Any word on the bank thieves, sir?Copy !req
707. They were on the train.
Keep your rifles ready.Copy !req
708. They won't get past us, sir!Copy !req
709. Ladies, have you seen these two men?Copy !req
710. Look closely. They're very dangerous.Copy !req
711. They're everywhere!
This is not going to work!Copy !req
712. - Just act like ladies.
- Not a problem.Copy !req
713. Hello. Hello! Ah.Copy !req
714. - I feel faint.
- Phileas, women are not that weak!Copy !req
715. No, but I am.Copy !req
716. Hello, darling.
What can I do for you, eh?Copy !req
717. What nice hand,
nice eye, nice hair...Copy !req
718. Hang about!Copy !req
719. Mr. Fogg, what are you doing?
This is no time to sleep.Copy !req
720. Stop, stop.Copy !req
721. Go, go, go! Get us out of Agra quickly.Copy !req
722. Passepartout, we did it.Copy !req
723. Hey, wrong way.Copy !req
724. Ah!Copy !req
725. Phileas? No! No!Copy !req
726. Aah! Run! Run, Passepartout!Copy !req
727. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
728. Ahhh!Copy !req
729. Fogg's valet! Heh!Copy !req
730. - What are you doing?
- Now I gotcha!Copy !req
731. Hand over the Jade Buddha!Copy !req
732. Oh!Copy !req
733. You're under arrest! Whoa!
Watch me plums! Ooh!Copy !req
734. Now you get him very mad! Let's go.Copy !req
735. Stop, or I'll arrest you as well!Copy !req
736. Run!Copy !req
737. - Which way?
- Down!Copy !req
738. Again!Copy !req
739. Down!Copy !req
740. Jump!Copy !req
741. - Go, go, go!
- What's upsetting him?Copy !req
742. - He wants the Jade Buddha!
- Then give it to him!Copy !req
743. - Phileas, wake up!
- Please, please. You must go.Copy !req
744. - My husband will be home soon.
- Phileas!Copy !req
745. Ow! Ay!Copy !req
746. Phileas, help!Copy !req
747. Leave her alone! I'll protect you!Copy !req
748. Ah!Copy !req
749. I'm here, my dear.Copy !req
750. Uh, that stumble was
simply to buy me time.Copy !req
751. This cane is not as it appears.Copy !req
752. If I depress this button, it would
deploy a weapon more deadly than yours.Copy !req
753. This... is...Copy !req
754. a strange knife.Copy !req
755. Isn't it a sextant?Copy !req
756. Yes.Copy !req
757. Huh.Copy !req
758. - Are you all right, my dear?
- Phileas, that was so unlike you. Ah!Copy !req
759. You men, come with me!Copy !req
760. You'd better put this on.Copy !req
761. Perhaps I should wear
women's clothing more often.Copy !req
762. Oh.Copy !req
763. We should run.Copy !req
764. - What, now?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
765. Yes, we should run.Copy !req
766. - Break down the door!
- Okay.Copy !req
767. No, not me brains!Copy !req
768. - Give me the Jade "Bu-ddha"!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
769. What's "Bu-ddha"?Copy !req
770. Get ready to jump! Now!Copy !req
771. It is him, the Englishman
who robbed the Bank of England!Copy !req
772. He's escaping in that palkee-garry!Copy !req
773. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
774. They'll check all trains heading east.Copy !req
775. If we could make it to the coast, we
can't sail into Singapore or Hong Kong.Copy !req
776. - They're both British colonies.
- Does England own everything in Asia?Copy !req
777. Not China. Not yet.Copy !req
778. Passepartout?Copy !req
779. - You look troubled.
- I cannot keep lying to Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
780. You did what you had to.Copy !req
781. The fate of your village
is of far greater importanceCopy !req
782. than any bet Phileas has made.Copy !req
783. If he loses, all it will
cost him his money and pride.Copy !req
784. No, Mr. Fogg will lose
much more than that.Copy !req
785. What do you mean?Copy !req
786. My village!Copy !req
787. - Your village?
- Uh... I mean,Copy !req
788. my, what a village!Copy !req
789. Oh, it's beautiful!Copy !req
790. We do need to stop and
resupply, but we must be off by morning.Copy !req
791. Day 41
Lanzhou villageCopy !req
792. - Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.Copy !req
793. Lau Xing.Copy !req
794. - Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.Copy !req
795. Goodness, that's quite a welcome.
Do these people know him?Copy !req
796. It must be their custom,
the way they welcome all strangers.Copy !req
797. - Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.Copy !req
798. Kids, say hello to my friends as well.Copy !req
799. Whoo!Copy !req
800. Lau Xing.Copy !req
801. My son, you're home!Copy !req
802. Lau Xing.Copy !req
803. Lau Xing.Copy !req
804. Who is this man?Copy !req
805. Ah. Uh...Copy !req
806. This is my servant.Copy !req
807. I'm so proud.Copy !req
808. My son has a butler.
I'm so happy!Copy !req
809. We must celebrate
Lau Xing returned.Copy !req
810. His servant for us
tract a great feast.Copy !req
811. Oh. It's beautiful.Copy !req
812. You are very talented.Copy !req
813. Thank you.Copy !req
814. You need more blue.Copy !req
815. Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.Copy !req
816. Sorry?Copy !req
817. Vile.Copy !req
818. Absolutely vile.Copy !req
819. Welcome home, Lau Xing.Copy !req
820. Your brothers will be proud.Copy !req
821. The whole notion of
a lighter-than-air craft cannot work,Copy !req
822. unless you can
harness the power of helium.Copy !req
823. Or hydrogen, which is far better...Copy !req
824. Yes, well, couldn't have
put it better myself.Copy !req
825. As for this Englishman, do you think
such an association is wise?Copy !req
826. He is the most disciplined man
I have ever met.Copy !req
827. The crane!Copy !req
828. The monkey. Very frightening.Copy !req
829. Snake.Copy !req
830. And, of course, the eagle.Copy !req
831. Phileas?Copy !req
832. Phileas, I made this for you.Copy !req
833. Oh, yes.
Oh, that's very, very good. Yes.Copy !req
834. What does this say?Copy !req
835. Stupid.Copy !req
836. You came back to us our
Sacred BuddhaCopy !req
837. This came to our village of hope.Copy !req
838. Drink to health.Copy !req
839. Thanks to your courageCopy !req
840. Drink to health.Copy !req
841. I've had quite enough.Copy !req
842. I just... I...Copy !req
843. Thanks to your courageCopy !req
844. we live in peace a...Copy !req
845. Drink to health.Copy !req
846. Thanks to your courageCopy !req
847. we live in peace and harmonyCopy !req
848. and for this we are eternally gratefulCopy !req
849. Drink to health.Copy !req
850. I am going to be abominably ill.Copy !req
851. Drink to health.Copy !req
852. I... I want to die.Copy !req
853. Please kill me.Copy !req
854. "Dear Father:Copy !req
855. I will find the fastest way to China."Copy !req
856. It's strong.Copy !req
857. Mr. Fogg, I was going to tell you.Copy !req
858. - This is your family.
- My name is not Passepartout.Copy !req
859. It is Lau Xing.Copy !req
860. - I robbed the Bank of England.
- You robbed the Bank of England?Copy !req
861. Not for gold or money,
but for the Jade Buddha.Copy !req
862. It was stolen from our village.Copy !req
863. Phileas, he had no other choice.
This was his only way to get home.Copy !req
864. - You knew about this?
- Well...Copy !req
865. I have nothing but respect
for you, Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
866. Then respect my deductive reasoning.Copy !req
867. You have both used me.Copy !req
868. You to escape to China,Copy !req
869. and you to travel to further
your impressionistic humbug!Copy !req
870. Your overtures of... comradeship,Copy !req
871. of friendship, of...Copy !req
872. All that was a means to ensure
I would take you along.Copy !req
873. My entire life,
I got along splendidly by myself.Copy !req
874. You've been pebbles in my shoe,
slowing me down, endangering my life,Copy !req
875. risking everything,
all I've ever lived for.Copy !req
876. And you!Copy !req
877. You knew that.Copy !req
878. Don't let him go.
He'll be lost by midnight.Copy !req
879. Go!Copy !req
880. More of your relatives, I suppose.Copy !req
881. You can just forget
about a reference.Copy !req
882. I beg a thousand pardons, Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
883. What's he screaming about?Copy !req
884. He's saying, "Please, let me go.
I'm bored."Copy !req
885. Why is he in prison?Copy !req
886. Urinating in public.Copy !req
887. Charming.Copy !req
888. At least he had the decency
to be forthcoming about it.Copy !req
889. Is there anything you've told me
that's even remotely true?Copy !req
890. I really can sing.Copy !req
891. Look!Copy !req
892. Oh, good. Here comes
Mr. Grumpy and the Leatherettes.Copy !req
893. - Where is the Jade Buddha?
- You are better off killing me.Copy !req
894. You have nerve.
Are your comrades so brave?Copy !req
895. Your threats don't frighten me.
Nor does your silly bracelet.Copy !req
896. All right. It's not silly.Copy !req
897. I spit on you! France spits on you!Copy !req
898. Vive I'Anjou!Copy !req
899. - Your turn will come soon enough.
- Coward!Copy !req
900. Leave them alone. Fight me.Copy !req
901. Yes, fight him.Copy !req
902. Let's see how ferocious you really are.Copy !req
903. Hey, that's cheating!Copy !req
904. - Look out!
- Huh?Copy !req
905. Left!Copy !req
906. Behind you!Copy !req
907. No!Copy !req
908. - Hit them!
- Silence!Copy !req
909. You savages!Copy !req
910. Phileas, help him!Copy !req
911. - Watch out on the right.
- Huh?Copy !req
912. No, my right.Copy !req
913. Stop helping me!Copy !req
914. What's happening?Copy !req
915. Where is Passepartout?Copy !req
916. How is he getting on?Copy !req
917. I wouldn't say he's winning,
but, uh, I think he's doing all right.Copy !req
918. Go home to mama.Copy !req
919. Huh?Copy !req
920. - What took you so long?
- I had to finish my lunch.Copy !req
921. Wong Fei Hung!Copy !req
922. Surely you're not foolish enough
to take on all of my men by yourself?Copy !req
923. Ten Tigers?Copy !req
924. Kill them!Copy !req
925. Execute the prisoners!
I want their heads on pikes!Copy !req
926. What's happening?Copy !req
927. Phileas!Copy !req
928. Ohhh!Copy !req
929. Passepartout... Knife!Copy !req
930. - Merci.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
931. You promise me that Black Scorpions
will never come back to Lanzhou.Copy !req
932. These are my brothers and sister.
The Ten Tigers.Copy !req
933. - But there are only nine.
- Including me.Copy !req
934. They're real.Copy !req
935. The legend was true.Copy !req
936. - Mr. Fogg...
- Passepartout,Copy !req
937. or whatever your name is,
save your apologies.Copy !req
938. Phileas, he risked his life
for what he believes in.Copy !req
939. If anyone understands that, you do.Copy !req
940. Please ensure Miss La Roche
finds safe passage home.Copy !req
941. This should be adequate.Copy !req
942. Oh.Copy !req
943. I, uh, believe this is your veil.Copy !req
944. I will never dress like a woman again.Copy !req
945. Ever.Copy !req
946. Mr. Fogg.
Please let me help you win your bet.Copy !req
947. I have secured the services
of a more reliable gentleman.Copy !req
948. Yes. Well, perhaps I'll just, uh,Copy !req
949. travel alone.Copy !req
950. Day 61
San FranciscoCopy !req
951. Fifi La Belle!
She sings! She dances!Copy !req
952. She does the dance of the...
You, sir, come right in.Copy !req
953. See Miss Fifi La Belle in all her...Copy !req
954. Ah, the most modern city in the world.Copy !req
955. Finally, civilization.Copy !req
956. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
957. Excuse me. Pardon me.Copy !req
958. Can anyone direct me
to the Pacific Railroad Station?Copy !req
959. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.Copy !req
960. I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.Copy !req
961. No, no, no.
Please, it's my fault entirely.Copy !req
962. - Let me, uh...
- Oh... Ah!Copy !req
963. Oh. Oh, Lord,
I think I sprained my knee.Copy !req
964. Uh! Ooh.Copy !req
965. I should find you a physician.Copy !req
966. There's a doctor who has
an office around the corner.Copy !req
967. Excellent.
Well, uh, I'll get him for you.Copy !req
968. Thank you.Copy !req
969. There should be more people
like you in this world.Copy !req
970. Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!Copy !req
971. Whoo!Copy !req
972. Three Days LaterCopy !req
973. Mon Dieu.Copy !req
974. Can you imagine Phileas alone
in a place like this?Copy !req
975. I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
976. Alms.Copy !req
977. Alms.Copy !req
978. Alms for the poor?Copy !req
979. Arms?Copy !req
980. You already got arms.
It's money you need.Copy !req
981. I can't even scrounge proficiently.Copy !req
982. Hey.Copy !req
983. Cheer up, pal. You just gotta
figure out what'll work for you.Copy !req
984. Now, what makes you
different from them?Copy !req
985. I'm hungry and miserable.Copy !req
986. No. You stink.Copy !req
987. Your stink is your most powerful weapon
in your begging arsenal.Copy !req
988. Watch this.Copy !req
989. Hey.Copy !req
990. - Give me money.
- Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.Copy !req
991. - That guy smells like a dead horse!
- I'm not proud of it.Copy !req
992. Simple, yet effective.Copy !req
993. - Yeah, I see.
- You try.Copy !req
994. Give it a shot. I got faith in you.Copy !req
995. Excuse me. Now, uh, you...Copy !req
996. Ah.Copy !req
997. I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's gonna happen about half the time.Copy !req
998. It's a volume business.Copy !req
999. - Hunk of cheese?
- Oh, yes, I would rather...Copy !req
1000. Maybe later.Copy !req
1001. What are them drawings?
You some kind of devil worshipper?Copy !req
1002. Don't you be putting a hex on me.
I'll cut you.Copy !req
1003. - I'm an inventor.
- That's nice.Copy !req
1004. Or, rather, I was.Copy !req
1005. One day I will build a machine
that will allow man to fly.Copy !req
1006. Flying men? Where?Copy !req
1007. - Nowhere.
- Where are the flying men?Copy !req
1008. - Where are the flying men?
- Over there.Copy !req
1009. The bird men are coming! I knew it!Copy !req
1010. The bird men are coming!
The bird men are coming!Copy !req
1011. The birds! The bird men!Copy !req
1012. Bird men! Birds!Copy !req
1013. "I traveled the world for inspirationCopy !req
1014. and found it in a man...
who lives what he dreams."Copy !req
1015. - Phileas?
- No.Copy !req
1016. Passepartout! Monique!Copy !req
1017. Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
1018. You crossed the Pacific Ocean.
For me?Copy !req
1019. - We will help you win your bet.
- Mr. Fogg, I would never let you down.Copy !req
1020. - But why would you do this?
- Because you are our friend,Copy !req
1021. and perhaps... more.Copy !req
1022. More with her. You and me?
We just stick with friends.Copy !req
1023. - Ooh.
- Oof!Copy !req
1024. Lord Kelvin, I can
offer you something much more preciousCopy !req
1025. than a single Jade Buddha.Copy !req
1026. Beneath Lanzhou are a series
of untapped jade reserves.Copy !req
1027. If the town were to be overrun,
those reserves would be ours.Copy !req
1028. I see.Copy !req
1029. However, should Phileas Fogg
win this race,Copy !req
1030. I will have neither the power nor
the means to hand over any arsenal.Copy !req
1031. Then I will see to it personally
that Mr. Fogg's journey is cut short.Copy !req
1032. Very well.
Let us consider our deal to be...Copy !req
1033. Still, it's a first-rate idea, sir.Copy !req
1034. What's this blocking my jade reserves?
That will have to be demolished.Copy !req
1035. But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.Copy !req
1036. It's not that great.Copy !req
1037. Day 66
Somewhere In The DesertCopy !req
1038. Passepartout went
to get help hours ago.Copy !req
1039. What if he's lost, or...Copy !req
1040. Don't fret, my dear.Copy !req
1041. Passepartout's a warrior
with impeccable survival instincts.Copy !req
1042. No doubt he'll return with help, and we
will board our train with time to spare.Copy !req
1043. Agua.Copy !req
1044. Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.Copy !req
1045. Help!Copy !req
1046. - Help us!
- Help!Copy !req
1047. Ah! A rattlesnake!Copy !req
1048. Help!Copy !req
1049. I don't want to die!Copy !req
1050. Ah. Good morning.Copy !req
1051. Wrigh Bros.
Bicycle Sales and RepairsCopy !req
1052. - Howdy.
- Hey.Copy !req
1053. Crazy English cowboy wannabe man.Copy !req
1054. How's about going someplace else?
You're blocking the path.Copy !req
1055. Wilbur, it's him.Copy !req
1056. I'll be damned.Copy !req
1057. Mr. Fogg, my name is Orville Wright.
This is my brother, Wilbur.Copy !req
1058. - We're big fans of yours.
- Fan's a strong word.Copy !req
1059. Better way to say it's we got a lot
of money riding on you to win your bet.Copy !req
1060. We're gonna use
our winnings to build this.Copy !req
1061. Orville, maybe now is not the time.
Let me explain it to Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
1062. Just one second. Forgive my brother.
He's got his head up in the clouds.Copy !req
1063. He's one of these dreamers who thinks
man's gonna go swooshing aroundCopy !req
1064. on the planet
like a little hummingbird.Copy !req
1065. Yeah, we're all gonna fly.
He thinks so, too.Copy !req
1066. It's kind of sad. I'm sorry.
He's kind of a moron.Copy !req
1067. He's mastered the cable steering system.
The drag-and-lift ratio.Copy !req
1068. - This is brilliant.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1069. That's what I've been saying,
but Orville doesn't listen.Copy !req
1070. All that stuff about mastering...
That's what I say.Copy !req
1071. You gotta have faith in me, no matter
how crazy big brother's dreams sound.Copy !req
1072. - But you told me...
- You gotta have confidence.Copy !req
1073. - You've got to speak up and support me.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
1074. Have you come across our friend
on your way here?Copy !req
1075. Who are we looking for?Copy !req
1076. Passepartout.Copy !req
1077. You mean the crazy,
half-naked Chinese guyCopy !req
1078. we saw running around,
where he was like...Copy !req
1079. - Singing "Frère Jacques"?
- With a cow skull on his head?Copy !req
1080. - Possibly.
- Yes.Copy !req
1081. - He's in the back of the wagon.
- Passepartout.Copy !req
1082. - You are alive!
- Is that you, Grandma?Copy !req
1083. - Bye-bye.
- Good luck. Go win the bet.Copy !req
1084. - No pressure, but you gotta win it.
- Bye.Copy !req
1085. Now, you see, to get the real
classy dames, you gotta invent stuff.Copy !req
1086. I did.Copy !req
1087. "I did"? What's with the "I did"?Copy !req
1088. We're the Wright Brothers.
We did. Now go.Copy !req
1089. Hyah!Copy !req
1090. They're not going to make it!Copy !req
1091. Worldwide Fogg Frenzy!Copy !req
1092. Patent Office Swamped!Copy !req
1093. U.S. Bets All Its
Marbles On Fogg!Copy !req
1094. Day 72
New York CityCopy !req
1095. Ah-ha-ha! New York, New York!Copy !req
1096. So much to see! So little time!Copy !req
1097. Our steamer leaves in ten minutes!Copy !req
1098. Go, go, go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1099. - We're never going to make it.
- Phileas Fogg?Copy !req
1100. Wanted Dead or Alive
Reward $5000Copy !req
1101. Autograph this for me?
It's for the wife.Copy !req
1102. Certainly. This business about me
robbing the Bank of England...Copy !req
1103. Ah, I'm from Ireland. Nice goin'.Copy !req
1104. The boat. Follow me.
I know a shortcut. Make a lane!Copy !req
1105. Make a lane!Copy !req
1106. Where are we?Copy !req
1107. - Ah!
- Whoa!Copy !req
1108. - That's a big man.
- It is a lady. A French lady.Copy !req
1109. She looks like an evil
Chinese warlord to me.Copy !req
1110. Your journey has caused
quite a stir, Mr. Fogg,Copy !req
1111. but I'm afraid it ends here.Copy !req
1112. Leave them alone.
This has nothing to do with them.Copy !req
1113. On the contrary, Lau Xing,Copy !req
1114. Lord Kelvin and I have made
new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou.Copy !req
1115. Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg,Copy !req
1116. they entail his... permanent detour.Copy !req
1117. I knew Kelvin was duplicitous,Copy !req
1118. but to align himself
with such a little scoundrel!Copy !req
1119. You're not a scoundrel,
but you are quite small!Copy !req
1120. As in petite, but most definitely lethal
and generally very scary.Copy !req
1121. One, two...Copy !req
1122. - Go!
- Three!Copy !req
1123. - Go up there.
- Stop them.Copy !req
1124. Passepartout, my cane!Copy !req
1125. Uh, there.Copy !req
1126. Passepartout!
Help! We are trapped!Copy !req
1127. Help!Copy !req
1128. Passepartout! Help!Copy !req
1129. There you are!Copy !req
1130. You have a knife in your buttock.Copy !req
1131. It's the evil Chinese warlord!Copy !req
1132. - Ooh!
- Huh?Copy !req
1133. She's coming!Copy !req
1134. The boat!Copy !req
1135. Up there! Hurry! Go, go, go!Copy !req
1136. Go, Mr. Fogg. There's not much time.Copy !req
1137. Wait, wait! What am I thinking?Copy !req
1138. Passepartout can't defeat them.Copy !req
1139. He's nine Tigers short.Copy !req
1140. Phileas, I do believe you are becoming
the man of my dreams.Copy !req
1141. When this is over,
let's hope the arms and legsCopy !req
1142. of the man of your dreams
are still attached to the torso...Copy !req
1143. of the man of your dreams.Copy !req
1144. - You have failed to stop him.
- Then your death will have to suffice.Copy !req
1145. Let go of me!Copy !req
1146. The book! It's going to fall!
How can we save...Copy !req
1147. - Phileas?
- I will save him...Copy !req
1148. Wah!Copy !req
1149. Mr. Fogg!Copy !req
1150. No!Copy !req
1151. Oh. Passepartout?Copy !req
1152. Passepartout!Copy !req
1153. - Huh?
- You're alive!Copy !req
1154. Are you injured?Copy !req
1155. Yes, well, uh...
Rules are made to be broken.Copy !req
1156. Or, uh, stabbed by a spiky shoe.Copy !req
1157. Mr. Fogg, you missed the ship.
You'll lose your bet.Copy !req
1158. Oh. At least I didn't lose a friend.Copy !req
1159. You must be the eleventh Tiger.Copy !req
1160. Meow!Copy !req
1161. - Let's go. We must catch the next ship.
- It would never reach London in time.Copy !req
1162. No. No! No!Copy !req
1163. We are not giving up!
I almost died! You almost died!Copy !req
1164. We take the next ship
and win that bet!Copy !req
1165. Very well.Copy !req
1166. - Let's go.
- Yes!Copy !req
1167. Thank you.Copy !req
1168. Day 73
Atlantic OceanCopy !req
1169. Yes. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1170. Oh, it's hopeless.Copy !req
1171. By those calculations,
I'm still behind by one day.Copy !req
1172. - There must be some way!
- Phileas Fogg on my boat?Copy !req
1173. What an honor, sir!Copy !req
1174. I've quite a penny wagered on you.
The wife's none too happy about it.Copy !req
1175. Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile
since that shark almost devoured me.Copy !req
1176. Got 'em both in one bite.Copy !req
1177. Ah, it's Inspector Fix!Copy !req
1178. My goodness! He made it
around the world before Fogg!Copy !req
1179. I came back from India
the short way, you ninny!Copy !req
1180. I take it you don't have
Phileas Fogg in that valise.Copy !req
1181. A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?Copy !req
1182. That's the last
of the coal, Captain.Copy !req
1183. Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
1184. I'm sorry to say,
we've burnt the last of the coal.Copy !req
1185. But I've had a word with the crew,Copy !req
1186. and all of them...Copy !req
1187. have agreed to burn their shoes.Copy !req
1188. The effort is appreciated, Captain.Copy !req
1189. Unfortunately,
we've gained a mere six hours.Copy !req
1190. - Even shoes cannot help us now.
- Must be something we can do.Copy !req
1191. That's it.
I've got it.Copy !req
1192. Birds.Copy !req
1193. Excellent idea! We'll burn birds!Copy !req
1194. No, we'll fly to London.Copy !req
1195. We follow the laws of physics
mastered by the birds millennia agoCopy !req
1196. and combine it with the Wright
Brothers' steering system.Copy !req
1197. Most people would laugh at you.Copy !req
1198. But not us. We care about you.Copy !req
1199. Captain, I'm afraid
I have to ask permissionCopy !req
1200. to dismantle your ship
to build this machine.Copy !req
1201. Dismantle Carmen?Copy !req
1202. But she's me livelihood,
me most loyal companion.Copy !req
1203. Never, never, ever!Copy !req
1204. What if I could direct you
to an impeccable physicianCopy !req
1205. who could replace both your nipples,
at my expense,Copy !req
1206. and I will give you enough money
to buy a brand-new ship?Copy !req
1207. You had me at the nipples.Copy !req
1208. - Cornelius, fetch me me tools! Now!
- Aye, aye, Captain!Copy !req
1209. One, two! One, two!Copy !req
1210. Timber!Copy !req
1211. I'll go sharpen the propeller.Copy !req
1212. Wrong way. Not looking.Copy !req
1213. Day 80
5 hours 54 minutes until noonCopy !req
1214. Just one more.Copy !req
1215. That's it! Right, lads, tie it off!Copy !req
1216. The Greenwich time zone. The last time
I shall set my watch ahead.Copy !req
1217. Well...Copy !req
1218. - Shall we fly?
- Let's.Copy !req
1219. Mr. Fogg. Hurrah!Copy !req
1220. Hurrah!Copy !req
1221. Inspiring words.Copy !req
1222. - Very well. Prepare for takeoff!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
1223. - Mr. Fogg, are you sure?
- No!Copy !req
1224. Whoa!Copy !req
1225. How the hell are we getting back?Copy !req
1226. Whoa!Copy !req
1227. - Now!
- Ohhh!Copy !req
1228. You did it, Phileas! We are flying!Copy !req
1229. My God! It's...Copy !req
1230. magical!Copy !req
1231. - Better than your dreams?
- Better than my dreams.Copy !req
1232. Hey! Don't forget to steer!Copy !req
1233. It's a...Copy !req
1234. a telegram from...Copy !req
1235. General Fang, sir.Copy !req
1236. We're going to make it!Copy !req
1237. - This all right?
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
1238. - This is exactly like a dream I had.
- You dream of winning the race?Copy !req
1239. - No, of crashing to my death.
- Don't worry. I'm gonna get it.Copy !req
1240. - Look up there!
- Great Scott!Copy !req
1241. Look! A flying machine!Copy !req
1242. - Don't step on the wing!
- It's Phileas Fogg!Copy !req
1243. Sir, rumor has it a flying machine
is heading for the Royal Academy,Copy !req
1244. our bank thief at the pedals.Copy !req
1245. Some people will believe anything.Copy !req
1246. A flying machine is
heading for the Academy!Copy !req
1247. - The bank thief is pedaling!
- See what I mean?Copy !req
1248. Help!Copy !req
1249. Well done, Passepartout!Copy !req
1250. The wing ropes!Copy !req
1251. Just a minor setback.
Another minor setback.Copy !req
1252. All right, this is a major setback.Copy !req
1253. A flying machine is headed
for the Royal Academy,Copy !req
1254. and witnesses swear
that it's Phileas Fogg.Copy !req
1255. Faster, Passepartout! Faster!Copy !req
1256. - We're losing altitude!
- Landing gear?Copy !req
1257. That would have been
an excellent idea!Copy !req
1258. The bird men are here!Copy !req
1259. No. I will not lose this wager!Copy !req
1260. He is not to reach the top step.
Get the police. Here. Now!Copy !req
1261. I want Fogg arrested the moment
his feet touch British soil!Copy !req
1262. Oh!Copy !req
1263. - I'm sorry...
- Right in my ear!Copy !req
1264. Passepartout, get back in your seat.Copy !req
1265. We're going to return to the ground!Copy !req
1266. Stop! Kitchner! Hold your ground!Copy !req
1267. Why are they fleeing?Copy !req
1268. Cowards!Copy !req
1269. Hold on!Copy !req
1270. Make it to the top step!Copy !req
1271. - New Zealand. We didn't go there.
- Top step.Copy !req
1272. Arrest them!
They robbed the Bank of England!Copy !req
1273. No, no!
Nonsense! Where is your proof?Copy !req
1274. This is the Royal Academy of Science!Copy !req
1275. We don't need to prove anything!Copy !req
1276. Besides which,
by the time you get out of jail,Copy !req
1277. you'll have lost the wager.Copy !req
1278. Noon.Copy !req
1279. We did our best.Copy !req
1280. Out of me way! Move it!
I used to be somebody important!Copy !req
1281. Should have thrown him
through a higher window.Copy !req
1282. - Get off!
- Get rid of this buffoon!Copy !req
1283. That's the thanks I get for going
halfway around the world to stop Fogg?Copy !req
1284. He also sent a Chinese warlord
to kill Phileas Fogg!Copy !req
1285. That's right. He did!Copy !req
1286. Lies! All of it!Copy !req
1287. - Kitchner!
- Yes?Copy !req
1288. - Tell them!
- Oh, well, yes, uh...Copy !req
1289. - Well, the thing of it...
- You mumbling moron!Copy !req
1290. Salisbury, translate Kitchner's blather.Copy !req
1291. I... Me... I... Yes. Yes!Copy !req
1292. - Rhodes!
- The thing of it is,Copy !req
1293. I don't want to make a fuss.Copy !req
1294. You spineless cretins!Copy !req
1295. That man stuck me with quills!
Bunches of them!Copy !req
1296. Yes! Lord Kelvin's a bully!Copy !req
1297. It's true! I hate to admit it,
but I'm a battered lord.Copy !req
1298. - No!
- Oh, boo-hoo!Copy !req
1299. So what if I did
try to kill Phileas Fogg?Copy !req
1300. What are you gutless peons
going to do about it?Copy !req
1301. I hold all the power!
I run everything!Copy !req
1302. So which of you half-wits
is going to stop me? You? You? You?Copy !req
1303. - The queen!
- The queen?Copy !req
1304. Oh, the queen!Copy !req
1305. That inbred, antiquated old cow!Copy !req
1306. The only way she could stop me
is if she sat on me!Copy !req
1307. With her big, fat royal bottom!Copy !req
1308. She's behind me, isn't she?Copy !req
1309. Oh, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1310. I have just apprehended the culprits
who robbed the Bank of England.Copy !req
1311. - No, Majesty!
- Rubbish!Copy !req
1312. Quiet!Copy !req
1313. I love being able to do that.Copy !req
1314. So, Lord Kelvin,Copy !req
1315. unsportsmanlike conduct,
attempted murder,Copy !req
1316. trading my arsenal for Buddhas.Copy !req
1317. How do you know about that?
I never said...Copy !req
1318. Admit it. You've been
a naughty boy, haven't you?Copy !req
1319. Your Majesty, I assure you,
there is an explanation for all of this.Copy !req
1320. What it was, was, was...Copy !req
1321. I was... I... I was simply...Copy !req
1322. simply...Copy !req
1323. Why do they always run?Copy !req
1324. Arrest him.Copy !req
1325. Get out of my way, you fools!
Unhand me! Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
1326. I'll kill you!
I'll have you for this, Fogg!Copy !req
1327. So, is this Phileas Fogg's
miraculous flying invention?Copy !req
1328. Your Majesty, we all invented it.Copy !req
1329. I'm very impressed,
and that doesn't happen often.Copy !req
1330. Thank you.Copy !req
1331. But still, we failed
to help Phileas win his bet.Copy !req
1332. - I'm sorry, Phileas.
- Don't be, my chéri.Copy !req
1333. I saw the world.
I learnt of new cultures.Copy !req
1334. I flew across an ocean.Copy !req
1335. I wore women's clothing.Copy !req
1336. Oh?Copy !req
1337. Made a friend.Copy !req
1338. Fell in love.Copy !req
1339. - Who cares if I lost a wager?
- I do.Copy !req
1340. - I've got 20 quid riding on you.
- Your Majesty, it has gone 12 noon.Copy !req
1341. Correct. Which gives you
24 hours remaining.Copy !req
1342. - Could we have miscounted?
- No.Copy !req
1343. I moved Mr. Fogg's watch ahead one hour
as we passed each time zone.Copy !req
1344. The international date line.Copy !req
1345. We set our watches forward
at 20 more time zones, so...Copy !req
1346. here it's still day 79.Copy !req
1347. - So, we've...
- We've won!Copy !req
1348. We won, we won...Copy !req
1349. Thank God. Ah!Copy !req
1350. Your Majesty, I...
I apologize. Do forgive me.Copy !req
1351. - I quite forgot myself.
- Go and win your bet, Mr. Fogg.Copy !req
1352. I shall need a new minister of science.Copy !req
1353. Uh, yes, of course, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1354. - Shall we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1355. Go!Copy !req
1356. - We won, Phileas! We won!
- Yes!Copy !req
1357. We won!Copy !req
1358. Oh, well done!Copy !req
1359. Go ahead.Copy !req
1360. Oh!Copy !req