1. Oh, my stomach hurts.
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3. No! No!
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4. This ain't gas!
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5. W-W-What's happening to me?
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6. Who wants to party?
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7. Carl looks like
he needs a hug.
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8. Meatwad,
that's not Carl.
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"The Thingamajig."
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10. And if you hug it, it will hug
you back until you are dead.
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11. Commence self-destruct
mode in T-minus 30 seconds.
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12. Get in your suits! Hurry!
But, Shake,
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Just get your ass
in that Escape Cup.
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14. I'm never gonna get laid again!
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15. I don't need no instructions
to know how to ride!
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16. Look at my freaking body!
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17. I brought enough
lasers for everybody.
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18. Oh, that don't matter.
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19. None of this matters.
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20. Yeah! Aah!
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21. Come here!
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He's got me.
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23. Lay off the French fries,
Fat Stuff!
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24. What, ya —
What, ya steppin' to me?
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talking to me.
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26. Let's do this!
Yeah!
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29. Where did Carl go?
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31. Carl was never
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33. But us, we're O.G.
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We stick together always.
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T-minus 20 seconds.
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37. 20... 19...
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38. This was always a one-way trip
for me.
18, 17...
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39. Shake, no!
We can fit you in the cupholder.
16, 15...
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gonna be together.
14, 13...
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12, 11...
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44. Sayonara, guys.
Say hi to Earth for me.
10, 9, 8...
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7...
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46. And when you get down there,
tell my wife I love her.
6, 5...
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47. Okay, man. We gotta go.
Push the launch button, please.
4, 3...
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48. And I want you to give
that big blue marble...
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1...
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52. Can you believe how this country
treats our space heroes?
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when the ship self-destructed?
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aren't I?
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do you not understand?
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your Aqua Teens?
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57. I said they're dead,
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58. even though I did fight
valiantly to save them.
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59. That's how heroic I am.
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60. Saving dicks who don't even
appreciate me.
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on this tattoo,
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to say "Aqua Teen Never"
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63. because that's cheaper
than getting it removed.
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64. Why Aqua Teen?
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way older than a teenage —
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my late 40s.
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67. What is this?
A press conference?
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68. No more questions
about the Aqua Teens!
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69. Oh, no!
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and the Mooninites
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hijacked your movie.
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72. And if you ever want to see
your movie alive again, bitch,
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to ERRULZ.
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74. Errulz?
What gibberish is this?
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75. It's my agenda.
It's not even
spelled right.
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You didn't think to ask me
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77. before you made "ERRULZ"
our ransom text line?
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78. Man, I must have been so drunk
when I did it.
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79. Text "ERRIZDAMAN" — one word —
and then check your phone.
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80. Whoops!
And now we've
hijacked your phone.
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81. Ha ha ha!
That's right.
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82. We dominate
both your screens.
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83. We are everywhere
at once!
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84. The Mooninites control
all your wireless devices,
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your remote control...
Don't touch it.
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remotely...
I said, don't touch it!
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remote control.
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88. We're digital.
And we have
one more digit for you.
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89. Drop to your knees
and feast upon it.
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90. 'Cause this is your food.
Let it nourish you.
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91. What else can we say
to offend, Err?
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92. I don't know, man.
Kind of running out of stuff.
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93. We're going to come up
with some other wicked barbs
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but until then,
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for entertainment.
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96. You just wasted $3.
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97. No, it's $19.99.
What? For this?
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98. Robbery!
No, this is nothing
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99. but a pathetic cash grab.
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100. Theaters rejected it.
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101. Yah! Whoo! Yah!
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102. Whoa, Billy! Whoa, Jenny!
Whoa, Bobby!
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103. Turn right, Lucy.
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104. Turn right, Billy.
Turn right, Other Bobby.
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105. Okay, don't everybody
love on me at once.
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106. Meatwad, we don't need
any more dogs.
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107. Ouch, Billy. Ouch, Bobby.
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108. Ouch, Other Bobby.
Now, that hurts.
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109. We're running
out of space.
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110. And judging by
some of these tags,
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from dog owners?
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112. I just love me some dogs.
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113. My emotions run very high
when I see them.
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114. And, well, it often
clouds my judgment.
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115. Yeah, they love you, too,
but in a different way.
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116. Ow!
Down, boy!
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117. I'm getting in
good shape working here.
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118. I lost 20 pounds just last week.
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119. Ouch!
Down!
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120. Liz, you should go home
and take a load off.
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121. Give them dogs a rest.
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122. I'm talking about
your feetsies, now.
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123. You lock up every night,
Meatwad.
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124. I feel bad asking this, but
you're not living here, are you?
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125. No! Lord, no.
Oh, good.
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126. This is an animal shelter,
Liz.
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127. I'm a man.
Come on, now.
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128. Here are the keys.
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129. Oh! I feel so guilty
making you lock up again.
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130. Guilty enough that, uh, maybe I
crash with you for a few weeks
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131. at your apartment,
with the food and all?
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132. No, no.
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133. Not that kind of guilt.
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134. The kind of guilt where you
say it but you don't mean it
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135. or feel it.
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136. Why do you ask?
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137. No reason whatsoever.
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138. I got me a big house
to live in.
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139. Two cool roommates, too.
You've seen my tattoo.
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140. Aqua Teen Forever, baby.
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141. Frylock, Master Shake.
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142. These here are my homeboys.
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143. Listen to me prattle on.
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144. See ya later.
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145. We got goblins?
Huge ones.
You haven't heard them?
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146. Shake, ain't no goddamn goblins
in here, man.
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147. And now you curse
in front of him.
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148. Is it any wonder why Meatwad's
so up?
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149. You ass asshole.
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150. Ugh.
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151. "Dongle."
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152. Where's my computer?
I sold it.
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153. Had to buy
the Halloween costumes.
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154. Boo. I'm Macaroni Man.
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155. Okay, his is not
the good one.
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156. I had the cure for cancer
on that hard drive, Shake.
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157. But when I win, we use the money
to buy your computer back.
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158. 'Course, I got to split the
winnings with these other guys.
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159. Yeah.
Nice!
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160. Big man.
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161. Unh-unh, unh-unh.
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162. Meatwad, let go.
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163. But who's gonna feed me
and help me say my prayers
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164. and tuck me in at night?
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165. You got to let go
of me, please.
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166. Frylock, you're not leaving.
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167. I'm the leader
and I'm telling you,
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169. Yeah, walk it off.
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170. You'll be back...
by — by the end of the month
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171. to pay the bills, right?
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172. Or I'll get evicted, and —
and that is not happening, son!
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173. You think
he heard any of that?
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174. Boo!
Macaroni Man.
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175. Still can't believe
you won that contest.
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176. Next stop,
Amazin' headquarters,
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for online shopping.
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178. When you go to work here,
you'll say, "It's Amazin'."
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179. I soldered
all those motherboards,
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180. installed all
the spyware.
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181. Tickets are all clear.
Already?
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182. Damn, dude!
Hey, we get paid by the hour.
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183. You've got to move slower.
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184. They'll expect all of us
to be that fast.
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185. Ooh! New ticket.
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186. "Mouse needs new batteries"?
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187. Oh, man.
There you go.
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188. Go crush that one, superstar.
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189. It's up in the Llama Dolly?
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190. I've never been in there.
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191. Worked here eight years, never
set foot in the Llama Dolly.
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192. They say
it's a functional spaceship
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193. and everyone who built it
had their minds erased.
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194. The elevator only has
one button — up.
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195. No one comes down.
No one.
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196. You heard of Neil?
He lives in there.
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197. Llama Dolly?
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198. Why don't they just call it
the Dalai Lama?
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199. She-shay-shush!
Never call it that.
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200. He named it that because
he did not want to insult
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His Holiness.
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202. He's friends with
the Dalai Lama?
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203. Don't say that!
There's microphones everywhere.
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204. And whatever you do, don't say
anything about his, you know.
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205. About his what?
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of course, do not believe —
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4 inches tall.
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208. You sure you're
up for this, Phoenix?
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209. I lived with an
asshole for 15 years, man.
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210. I think I can handle Neil.
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211. Oh! We didn't
say he was an asshole,
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212. just that he's small
and he lives in
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as an animal.
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214. Geez, some hang-ups
there, Phoenix.
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215. Is that a really real name?
Phoenix?
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216. Like the bird that
arose from the ashes?
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217. No, like the capital of Arizona.
What do you think?
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218. Okay, okay.
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219. Everyone give
Phoenix some space,
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his real name.
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221. Dude, for what it's worth,
I do think it's a cool name.
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222. Warriors!
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223. Come out and play-ay!
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224. That's right.
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225. I'm the Bloods and the Crips
all in one can.
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226. Boo!
Ah, damn it!
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227. Where'd you come from?
The roof.
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228. I thought you vampires
got to be invited in.
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229. Not when you own the place.
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230. Who invited you in?
It's condemned.
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231. I-I come in here
to chase off, uh,
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Oh.
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233. They just spray-painted
this and run off.
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234. "Animal magnetizm."
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235. "Scorpians ruuulez"
spelled wrong.
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236. I guess kids today
still like
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from the '80s.
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238. But this house is
an eyesore, Markula.
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239. It's dragging down
my property values.
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240. Tell you what. I'm gonna
make you a generous offer,
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242. So you can flip it?
I wasn't born yesterday.
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243. I was born
40,000 years ago.
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244. Okay. All right. You got me.
I'm old now, too.
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245. Slap a coat of paint on this,
and you're gonna be
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247. Amazin's gobbling up
everything in the neighborhood.
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248. Yes! Yeah, boy!
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249. Yeeeeah!
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250. B-B-Boy-boy-boy-ba-boy!
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251. You remember them food freaks
living there?
Oh, yes.
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252. So many times I was like,
"I'm out. I'm done.
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253. And I rented to them
just to annoy you.
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254. All that time
being pissed off.
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255. That's why I'm bald —
not genetics, the anger.
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256. Hanging out with them,
it took years off my life.
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257. So did the asbestos,
probably.
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258. I never took it out
like the city told me.
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259. Living here is finally
gonna to pay off, brother.
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260. For once in my life,
happiness.
Hooray!
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261. True, genuine happiness!
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262. Come on, baby.
Stretch it harder, Neil.
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263. Ooh, you're growing taller.
I can see it.
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264. I can see you growing.
It's miraculous.
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265. Come on, crank it up, Neil.
Elongate yourself, Neil.
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266. Come on,
we're in that homestretch.
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267. Get it?
'Cause we're stretching.
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268. Hello? Someone call
about mouse batteries?
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269. Quick, grab that pen
and tape measure
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270. and meet me at the doorframe,
quickly, quickly, now!
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271. I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
Mark it.
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272. Mark it before I shrink.
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273. Uh, you want me
to put a date?
Yeah.
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274. It's pretty much the same as
last month and the month before.
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275. Impossible. Let me see.
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276. You marked
from the crown of my head?
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277. Yeah.
I knew it wasn't working, Elmer!
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278. Blip-Blop,
new doorframe now.
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279. You, fix this machine.
It's not working.
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280. That's why I called you.
Not mouse batteries. Okay?
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281. I'm not an idiot. Would an idiot
be able to build this company?
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282. This is what
a smart person does.
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283. Now I definitely
can't fix it.
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284. Do not speak a word
about this.
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285. Blip-Blop, pull up an NDA.
Here, sign this.
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286. You will go to jail if
you say anything about my size,
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287. which is perfect for
a man of my height.
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288. You're not that small.
I mean, I was told you were —
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290. Elon Musk spread that rumor.
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291. He's nothing but a battery pimp
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sex with his batteries.
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293. Tell that to everyone you know.
Let's get that going.
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294. Blip-Blop,
new machine now.
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295. Do not drop it.
Do not drop it.
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296. D'oh!
Hum! Find my center.
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297. Hum! Breathe into my body,
out, release.
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298. Hum!
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299. Okay. Ha ha. Sorry.
It's been a rough morning.
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300. I'm usually way
taller than this. I'm Neil.
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301. Phoenix. You ain't gonna
get taller
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to a rack.
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303. But you could clone yourself
and splice the DNA
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305. Like steak? No, I'm vegan.
I don't eat steak.
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beef industry is responsible for
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in the atmosphere?
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308. Or is it carbon monoxide?
Blip-Blop, which is the bad one?
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309. No, not at all like steak.
Oh. Great.
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310. I mean, of course,
it's a very complicated process.
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311. To clone me? Sure.
But two Neils. I like it.
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312. Do it, now. Blip-Blop,
make him do it now.
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313. Sorry.
I don't understand.
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314. Aah!
DNA. You were talking.
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315. I rudely interrupted. Go!
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I've done it before,
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317. but I've never quite got
the sequencing right...
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318. Sequencing right.
Sequencing right.
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319. Sequencing right.
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320. Whoa! Damn! It worked.
Yes!
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321. Ignore me now, women.
Toss me the rock.
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322. Wait a minute.
I'm the ball?
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323. What you say goes unheard.
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324. Why didn't everybody
just buy a ball?
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325. I call upon the power
of Grayskull...
Don't do this.
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Please don't do this.
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327. Vanilla Wonder!
Oh, this sucks.
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328. Aah! Oh!
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329. Shit, man,
I got the splice wrong.
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330. Whoa!
Look at your leg, dude.
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331. That is graphic
and funny.
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332. Foul! Charging on Carl!
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333. Huge, huge side effects.
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334. I need more research,
more experiments.
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335. But, in theory,
it should work.
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336. Well, maybe we
can make that happen.
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337. You down in I.T.,
rotting away?
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338. Been there a few months, been
crushing it, if I say so myself.
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339. Well, now you're
up here with me,
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340. making me taller.
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341. Let me show you the operation.
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342. This is it, the Llama Dolly.
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343. The Llama-dama-ding-dong!
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344. It's my bitching house
and nothing more,
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345. regardless of what anyone
or Elon Musk says.
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346. Well, you know, down in I.T.,
they said it might be, uh...
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348. spaceship.
Spaceship?
That's a boldface lie.
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349. Who told you that?
What are their names?
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350. Oh, I don't remember.
I just heard it around
the coffee machine.
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351. Well, that could narrow it down,
because not everybody
drinks coffee.
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352. Blip-Blop, establish
cross-referencing database
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353. of everyone who works in I.T.
with everyone who drinks coffee.
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354. You're talking to your hand,
Neil.
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355. I mean, you threw your phone.
Remember?
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356. Wow!
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357. Talking back on day one.
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358. You have your own opinions.
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359. You're not afraid to
speak your mind. I like it.
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360. But what I say into my hand
is none of your business.
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361. Sorry, man.
Won't happen again.
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362. No, it will not.
Scratch that database.
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363. This is my hand,
as we both know.
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364. Hanging up now.
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365. And here's
my fulfillment center,
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366. run entirely by Fraptackulans
and Japangaloids.
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367. They traveled the galaxy for the
opportunity to work here.
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368. I thought those two races
hated each other.
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369. They're mortal enemies,
but at Amazin',
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right, guys?
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371. If I slip on your
Japangaloid slime one more time,
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372. I'm speaking to
your supervisor.
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373. Ha ha! I am the supervisor,
Crap-tackulan.
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374. It is "Fraptackulan"
with an "F,"
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375. not "Craptackulan"
with a "C."
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376. And you know that.
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377. How's that feel?
You wanna go?
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378. You like that, crap-man?
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379. There they go again. Blip-Blop,
release the sub-mist.
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380. Weird. The hand works. Wow.
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381. I'm so sorry, man.
Oh, no.
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382. Your skin came off
when I hugged you.
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383. It's cool.
I molt like three times a day.
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384. All good. No worries.
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385. Is that sub-mist legal?
Sure smells good.
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386. It's like Xanax,
but it's free.
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387. People take that. Is that legal?
So many questions.
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388. My hiding machine — in pieces!
It's ruined!
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389. And this is Elmer,
my head of R&D,
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390. Elmer is the gaping asshole
who thought that machine
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391. was gonna make me taller,
instead of making me madder.
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392. Sentient French-fried potatoes?
You're floating. How?
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393. Whoa! Okay, okay.
Easy, now, man.
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394. Is this jewel decorative or does
it serve practical purposes?
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395. Okay. Down, boy.
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just not socially stable.
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397. Don't you agree, Elmer,
that you're sweaty?
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398. What is this?
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399. Oh, that's peanut oil.
Of course.
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400. Aah!
Sorry, man.
I-I said back off.
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401. Light amplified by stimulated
emissions of radiation?
Copy !req
402. We all know
what a laser is, Elmer.
Copy !req
403. Martin Landau shot them
frequently
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404. on the moon base
in " 1999."
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405. What are you growing there?
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406. Walk vines.
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407. Come to me.
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408. Vines?
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409. Show these men
what I've been working on.
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410. Why won't you come to me?
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411. I'm a friend.
You can open up to me.
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412. Yeah, he's trying to
teach the vines
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413. to respond to
verbal commands.
Copy !req
414. I'll start.
How is your day going?
Copy !req
415. But it ain't happening,
is it, Elmer?
Copy !req
416. They're being
passive-aggressive.
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417. They refuse to learn.
And they're just plants, though.
Copy !req
418. Bad vines!
Copy !req
419. Listen, Elmer,
I have to cancel dinner tonight.
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420. Something came up.
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421. Phoenix, what do you have
going on tonight for dinner?
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422. Elmer just canceled.
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423. You said something came up.
Yeah, that's what I told you.
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424. I'm telling my new friend
something else, Elmer.
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425. I suppose
I'm free tonight.
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426. Dinner, me, you, my house,
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427. the Llama-dama-ding-dong!
Copy !req
428. Tonight,
it's going down!
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429. You'll eat with me,
won't you, my seedlings?
Copy !req
430. I've prepared a hot meal,
a fertilizer feast.
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431. What do you mean, "Did this come
out of your butt?"
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432. Of course it came from my butt.
Copy !req
433. You know,
you liked it yesterday,
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434. so I'm not sure what
the big kick is here.
Copy !req
435. And now for a little me time.
Copy !req
436. Ooh! There we go.
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437. There she is. Mm!
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438. That's right, baby.
I'm looking at you.
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439. Carl!
Damn it!
Copy !req
440. My brother from another mother!
Long time, no see!
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441. Hey, what are you doing
with your penis there?
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442. You're gonna break it
if you keep doing that.
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443. Don't look over there.
Just push through.
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444. Wow! Did they not
mention the pool?
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445. That's got to be
worth another 4 or 5K.
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446. He's right.
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447. I said Olympic-sized pool,
and it ain't on here.
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448. Getting soft here!
The moment's passed!
Copy !req
449. I see you're still rockin'
them sweats.
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450. Neighborhood's looking great,
by the way.
Copy !req
451. I told you me living here
would create value.
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452. Oh, yeah, good call.
I'll meet you at the door.
Copy !req
453. What?
Copy !req
454. Bring it in,
Carlito's Way.
Copy !req
455. Oh, you reek.
Copy !req
456. No, no, no.
We're not hugging here.
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457. Make it quick,
and then I'm calling the cops.
Copy !req
458. Oh, whoa.
That is hurtful.
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459. I just wanted to check in
and see how you're doing.
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460. You know.
No.
Copy !req
461. And I don't feel comfortable
under that bridge.
Copy !req
462. No. Get your foot
out of there.
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463. No! No! Get —
Copy !req
464. Okay, look, before you say no,
all I need is the three S's —
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465. shower, shit, and a sundae
with hot fudge.
Copy !req
466. Don't you feel this, bro?
Copy !req
467. Mmm! With me here,
it's a hang.
Copy !req
468. Alright,
let's cut to the chase.
Copy !req
469. You want to crash here
for free?
Copy !req
470. Just a few months, Carl.
Copy !req
471. It's so tough out there
for guys like me
Copy !req
472. who don't want to have
anything to do with work.
Copy !req
473. Don't —
Don't cry here.
Copy !req
474. I know we got shared history
here. I ain't forgotten.
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475. I can probably make one room
available to you.
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476. It's a real cozy starter home.
Bigger than it looks, too.
Copy !req
477. And look at that, huh?
It's got new windows put in.
Copy !req
478. So, we gonna just put it
right in the living room or...?
Copy !req
479. No, no, no.
We'll keep it back here
Copy !req
480. where no one from the road
can see you.
Copy !req
481. And don't you even
look at that pool.
Copy !req
482. If you don't like it,
you live with the Fry man.
Copy !req
483. Frylock is dead to me.
Copy !req
484. I'll never speak with him again,
Copy !req
485. but I might want to
troll him via text,
Copy !req
486. so I'd need
his new cell number.
Copy !req
487. Do you have it?
Copy !req
488. What up, Neil?
No, that sucks. Hey, Neil.
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489. I-I made my famous
strawberry shortcake.
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490. Short. Damn it. He'll think
I'm making fun of him.
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491. Stupid! Why didn't
I just bring wine?
Copy !req
492. Nice jewel, French fry.
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493. It'd look a lot nicer
around my neck.
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494. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
See you later.
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495. It ain't a compliment.
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496. I want it.
Yeah, hash brown.
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497. Neil, Neil,
come on. Open the door.
Copy !req
498. Neil! Help. Help!
Get your ass over here.
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499. Stab, stabby, stab.
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500. There it is.
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501. Hyah! Get out of here,
street toughs!
Copy !req
502. Phoenix, no!
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503. Oh, come on. Come on.
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504. Frickin' lotionless.
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505. Aw, man.
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506. I bet it's cold out there.
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507. Damn it.
Copy !req
508. Fire! Fire! Fire!
Copy !req
509. Stop, drop, and roll!
Copy !req
510. I'm like if the
Impractical Jokers had balls.
Copy !req
511. What kind of joke
is that?
Copy !req
512. Good one, Carl.
Copy !req
513. What happened?
Copy !req
514. It's okay. You're okay, Phoenix.
Don't get up.
Copy !req
515. Cut, clarity, color.
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516. The geometry is perfect.
Copy !req
517. My jewel. No, no.
It shouldn't be detached.
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518. I need that back.
Who would do this?
Copy !req
519. We're investigating.
They left a clue.
Copy !req
520. Strawberry shortcake.
Copy !req
521. They obviously came
to make fun of me.
Copy !req
522. Is that my box?
It's ripped to shreds!
Copy !req
523. I'm disfigured!
Oh, my God.
Copy !req
524. Look, I know
this was traumatic,
Copy !req
525. but I have creepy Elmer
working on this
Copy !req
526. and all of the resources
of my incredible company.
Copy !req
527. Soon, you'll be a Phoenix
rising from the ashes.
Copy !req
528. And not just that hot,
dry city in Arizona.
Copy !req
529. Uh, no, thanks. I don't need to
go right now, man.
Copy !req
530. It's not a bedpan.
Copy !req
531. It's your new box that Neil
made me make for you.
Copy !req
532. It's made of brotanium,
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533. the lightest-yet-strongest
material known to man.
Copy !req
534. Look it up.
Copy !req
535. It's stronger than anything
in the MCU,
Copy !req
536. even stronger than vibranium,
Copy !req
537. which we're allowed to say
but not show.
Copy !req
538. Damn! For real?
Copy !req
539. It's devised by Elmer
but named by me,
Copy !req
540. because Elmernesium
is a dumb name.
Copy !req
541. Don't we agree on that?
Yep.
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542. You're right 'cause you're
the boss and everything.
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543. I, like, suck.
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544. Here, let's see if it fits
around your brains.
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545. Hell yeah!
Copy !req
546. I got these pits smelling
lemony-citrus
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547. and dishwasher-safe.
Copy !req
548. And now, time to activate
the gravy.
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549. Oh. Yeah.
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550. Mmm! Mmm!
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551. Fish and egg and cheddar?
Copy !req
552. Whoda thunk
they'd go well together?
Copy !req
553. I'll tell you who.
The dogs here.
Copy !req
554. Uh-oh. Oh, hey, Liz!
Copy !req
555. So you are sleeping here.
Copy !req
556. I'm not sleeping here
during the day.
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557. Come on, girl.
Copy !req
558. Just at nighttime.
Copy !req
559. I'm sorry, Meatwad.
Copy !req
560. We're a charity, but our charity
only extends so far.
How far?
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561. Aah!
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562. Ugh! That's pretty far.
You got you a good arm, Liz.
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563. Good luck, Meatwad!
Please do not come back!
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564. I'm adding a really cool
bonus room, Carl.
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565. Hey, maybe I'll invite you over
for some air hockey later.
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566. Yeah. No, thanks.
Meat man. What's up?
Copy !req
567. Hey, Carl.
How you doing?
Copy !req
568. He's doing fine.
Can I help you?
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569. I was talking to Carl.
Copy !req
570. And now you're talking to me.
And I'm here to tell you
Copy !req
571. there is no room at the inn,
so just roll along, now.
Copy !req
572. Bye-bye.
Shake, come on, man.
Copy !req
573. Relax. We'll break ground
on another condo.
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574. You mean it, a place
of my very own?
Copy !req
575. Just got another house
in the mail.
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576. Look, at this.
12 bedrooms.
Wow.
Copy !req
577. Or you knock down these walls,
opens up the whole flow.
Copy !req
578. Damn, Carl,
you're a real prince.
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579. Something's different with you,
man.
Copy !req
580. I ain't never seen you
so not pissed off at the world.
Copy !req
581. You noticed that?
Copy !req
582. I used to sleep with my
hands balled in fists of rage.
Copy !req
583. My knuckles were sore
from my angry dreams...
Copy !req
584. because I lived
next to you.
Copy !req
585. And now I got
a better outlook on life,
Copy !req
586. 'cause I'm about to
get paid, son.
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587. That's our old house,
ain't it?
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588. Yeah, that's where I barely
let you live.
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589. Who's ordering stuff
over here?
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590. Yeah, and laying those boxes
down in perfect rows.
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591. Like so many
ears of corn.
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592. Yeah, I already went through
them. They're all pretty empty.
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593. You grab what you want.
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594. But these ain't
addressed to you.
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595. And, yet, I received them.
Copy !req
596. Alright, look,
here at Carl Acres,
Copy !req
597. taxes are pretty high.
Copy !req
598. And they're assessed
weekly — cash.
Copy !req
599. A property tax?
Copy !req
600. I took to the road
so I didn't have to
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601. deal with
such responsibilities.
Copy !req
602. Look, I don't know
what to tell you.
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603. Home ownership is a very
important part of owning a home.
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604. I hear that.
Now, if you're
gonna live here,
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605. you're gonna follow my rules
and you're gonna earn.
Copy !req
606. Okay, the sauna detoxifies,
Copy !req
607. and the ice bath
freezes the toxins.
Copy !req
608. Whoo, it's cold!
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609. Give me one more.
I'm not helping.
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610. You got this.
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611. Whoo!
Hey, down low.
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612. Oh, okay.
Copy !req
613. Now back to the sauna,
Copy !req
614. but only for a second,
then the ice bath again,
Copy !req
615. and then the sauna again.
Copy !req
616. Are we allowed
to use soap or...?
Copy !req
617. Yes, but the soap is
infused with scorpions.
Copy !req
618. Whatever doesn't kill you makes
you — I don't remember.
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619. Quickly, bathe like I do.
Copy !req
620. I look crazy, man.
Copy !req
621. See?
The crazier you look,
Copy !req
622. the smarter Wall Street
thinks you are.
Copy !req
623. Ow. Ow, ow.
The venom glands
of the scorpion,
Copy !req
624. they release toxins.
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah.
Copy !req
625. And do you know what
that means?
Copy !req
626. Back to the sauna?
Yes.
Copy !req
627. To detoxify.
You're learning, Phoenix.
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628. Aah!
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629. Ooh! Ooh!
Yeah.
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630. It's my private discotheque.
I don't even know why I own it.
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631. You're the first person I've
ever allowed to dance in here.
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632. You're pretty good.
Copy !req
633. You're a good dancer,
too, Neil.
Copy !req
634. Albino Bengal tiger.
Copy !req
635. There's only eight of them
in the civilized world.
Copy !req
636. And now there's seven.
Whoa! Neil, what the fuck?
Copy !req
637. Uh, I'm sorry.
Why did you do that?
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638. Did you not think that was cool,
me showcasing my power?
Copy !req
639. Hell, no,
that's not cool, man.
Copy !req
640. Oh, I am so sorry, Phoenix.
Please forgive me.
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641. I never valued
anyone's opinion before
Copy !req
642. because mine
were so great.
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643. I'm just feeling
this vibe with us, man.
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644. It's okay, Neil.
It makes me crazy.
Copy !req
645. I'm feeling the vibe, too.
But what about your tiger?
Copy !req
646. Should we help
your tiger now?
Copy !req
647. I don't know.
What do you think?
Copy !req
648. See?
I asked your opinion.
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649. No more tiger shooting
because of what you said.
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650. My friend.
Copy !req
651. Wait. Hold on.
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652. Yes. It's stable.
It's holding.
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653. Uh, my ankle's weakening!
Copy !req
654. Wrong again.
Copy !req
655. So sorry, Neil.
We're close. I know it.
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656. Hey, get back to the warehouse
and work.
Copy !req
657. But how?
I don't know, but those boxes
don't deliver themselves.
Copy !req
658. Not yet anyway.
Copy !req
659. Elmer!
Copy !req
660. Never open your mouth unless you
have something smart to say!
Copy !req
661. Only Phoenix is the smart one!
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662. Guess I don't know
what I'm talking about,
Copy !req
663. even though I constantly know
what I'm talking about.
Copy !req
664. Neil, I just want
to thank you, man,
Copy !req
665. for putting
your faith in me.
Copy !req
666. For the first time
in my life,
Copy !req
667. I feel valued,
respected, actually liked.
Copy !req
668. I feel like
I have a friend.
Copy !req
669. You do have
a friend, Phoenix.
Copy !req
670. An amazin' friend.
Copy !req
671. Here at Amazin',
we have amazin' products,
Copy !req
672. amazin' deliveries,
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673. amazin' employees,
Copy !req
674. and amazin' employee bathrooms.
Whoa! Was that Frylock?
Copy !req
675. And despite
what the media says,
Copy !req
676. no one is forced to urinate
in a bottle
Copy !req
677. unless they want to,
which they can
Copy !req
678. because it's their God-given
right, and we support that.
Copy !req
679. Right, Llama Dolly?
Copy !req
680. When you get your
Amazin' shipment, you'll say...
Copy !req
681. It's Amazin'!
Copy !req
682. Dorks. And that's where
we're working tonight,
Copy !req
683. earning your keep.
I hear it's fun over there.
Copy !req
684. I miss being part
of a team.
Copy !req
685. Y'all remember
Aqua Teen?
Copy !req
686. No, we ain't working for that
Neil bloodsucker.
Copy !req
687. Half his employees are on
food stamps, pissing in bottles.
Copy !req
688. Yeah, my cousin's a teamster,
told me all about it.
Copy !req
689. And he's hiring us to visit
with Amazin' employees
Copy !req
690. and show them the benefits
of being in a union.
Copy !req
691. Yeah!
Carl, what are you doing?
Copy !req
692. Smashing a window.
Copy !req
693. And then we put these
pro-union leaflets
Copy !req
694. inside the smashed windows?
Copy !req
695. Oh, yeah, yeah.
We're like influencers.
Copy !req
696. And this pipe
is our social media.
Copy !req
697. Sorry about your tire.
Join a union.
Copy !req
698. Did we already
do this one?
Copy !req
699. Oh, are you kidding me?
Copy !req
700. Someone double-booked
the event?
Copy !req
701. Look at this.
They missed the taillights.
Copy !req
702. Amateurs.
Please don't, sir, okay?
Copy !req
703. Those gentleman over there
Copy !req
704. already spoke to me
about not joining the union.
Copy !req
705. Okay, fine!
I like my shitty wages!
Copy !req
706. Goons
hired by the company.
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707. No, we're goons hired
to show you
Copy !req
708. the benefits
of joining a union
Copy !req
709. so actions like this
would stop.
Copy !req
710. Would the union give us
enough money
Copy !req
711. to find a decent place to live
that isn't a car?
Copy !req
712. You ain't got nowheres
to live?
Copy !req
713. Friends,
we did not come here by choice.
Copy !req
714. Many moltons ago,
Copy !req
715. our home planet of Japango
was a paradise,
Copy !req
716. until Neil arrived.
Copy !req
717. He offered us good jobs on Earth
with low pay and zero benefits.
Copy !req
718. Well, that certainly
didn't add up.
Copy !req
719. Want to set your own hours
Copy !req
720. and make six figures
working from home?
Copy !req
721. Of course you don't.
You're too lazy to want success.
Copy !req
722. Come work for me,
where I dictate the terms.
Copy !req
723. Of course we refused him.
Copy !req
724. So he pushed our planet
closer to our sun,
Copy !req
725. cackling as our crops burned and
our slime reservoirs evaporated.
Copy !req
726. So come on, gang,
Copy !req
727. who wants to be part of
the Amazin' success story?
Copy !req
728. You do.
Copy !req
729. So let's roll up our sleeves
and get down to business,
Copy !req
730. or you're dead.
Copy !req
731. We will never surrender
to you, Neil.
Copy !req
732. And then he released
the sub-mist.
Copy !req
733. Sounds like a plan, Neil.
When do we start?
Copy !req
734. We boarded
the Llama Dolly en masse
Copy !req
735. after paying Neil's ridiculous
Copy !req
736. moving charges
and resettlement fees.
Copy !req
737. The whole trip to Earth
was a blur.
Copy !req
738. And now we're wedged
in a warehouse,
Copy !req
739. elbow-to-elbow with
Craptackulans
Copy !req
740. Not to be racist, but they're
the shittiest race in space.
Copy !req
741. Oh, go blow it out
your bing-bong hole!
Copy !req
742. The bing-bong hole
is not for waste.
Copy !req
743. It's a pleasure center
and nutrient port.
Copy !req
744. I wouldn't touch you
with his moisture prongs.
Copy !req
745. Keep molting
all over the parking lot.
Copy !req
746. Not even the rats
will eat it,
Copy !req
747. 'cause you're nasty!
Copy !req
748. If my ankle weren't
so rubbery,
Copy !req
749. I would give you
such a kick!
Copy !req
750. Show me what you got!
You would have a big bruise.
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751. Okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Copy !req
752. You got to get
over your differences
Copy !req
753. and work together here.
Copy !req
754. Union can get you good wages,
medical care
Copy !req
755. for whatever that is making your
skin come off in big hunks
Copy !req
756. and making you...
Copy !req
757. Are you ejaculating, like,
all over your body?
Copy !req
758. Weak ankles, huh?
Copy !req
759. Man, I've been there.
Don't.
Copy !req
760. I used to dominate these streets
with the round ball,
Copy !req
761. then I blew out
my one thick ankle.
Stop, please.
Copy !req
762. Thanks to French fry's
little experiment.
Ow, don't.
Copy !req
763. Wait. French fry?
Floating box of French fries?
Copy !req
764. You know Meatwad?
You know Frylock?
Copy !req
765. Sorry. I'm dizzy.
Copy !req
766. Mm-hmm. We've seen him.
His name is Phoenix.
Copy !req
767. And he's good friends
with that asshole Neil.
Copy !req
768. He calls himself Phoenix now?
Copy !req
769. What kind of name
is Phoenix?
Copy !req
770. Call him Franklin
French Frylock.
Copy !req
771. That's his Christian name.
Call him that.
Copy !req
772. Oh, he hates it.
Copy !req
773. Of course
Frylock's an asshole.
Copy !req
774. I lived with the man
for 15 years.
Copy !req
775. He took care
of everything.
Copy !req
776. Then he didn't give me
an ounce of credit.
Copy !req
777. Yeah, well, the Frylock I know
cares about people.
Copy !req
778. No, he doesn't.
Copy !req
779. He's not like Carl.
Copy !req
780. Carl gave us homes, dignity,
a place to hang our hats.
Copy !req
781. Right, Carl?
Whoa, you ain't coming in here.
Copy !req
782. No, I know that. I have a house
of my own, thanks to you.
Copy !req
783. And you need to relocate it
because I don't want
Copy !req
784. the grass getting brown
underneath.
Copy !req
785. I'm watering tonight.
Copy !req
786. Got to keep this lush
and green for the open house.
Copy !req
787. Hope you got flood insurance.
Copy !req
788. Aw, man.
I got to shut the bay window.
Copy !req
789. My Foosball table!
Copy !req
790. Between you and me,
I'm thinking of moving.
Copy !req
791. Don't you move into my
neighborhood with your riffraff.
Copy !req
792. And, uh, what's up
with the lawn?
Copy !req
793. Are we ever gonna mow that?
Copy !req
794. 'Cause it's spilling over
onto my property line.
Copy !req
795. I won't ask you again,
sir.
Copy !req
796. I was about to tell you
the same thing.
Copy !req
797. We have us a covenant here.
You got to keep with it.
Copy !req
798. I'll get you written up.
Well, mine
is grandfathered in,
Copy !req
799. but I'm afraid you're gonna
need to apply for a variance
Copy !req
800. for all this overgrown brush
you seem to relish in.
Copy !req
801. It's got my hand!
Meatwad, help!
Copy !req
802. Form of a hot dog.
Form of an igloo.
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803. Meatwad!
Copy !req
804. It don't respond to hot dogs
or igloos.
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805. Form into
a frickin' Weedwacker!
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806. Let me in, Carl!
Let me in!
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807. Oh, no, Err,
the movie's hanging up.
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808. How ever will they defeat
these mysterious plants?
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809. They'll never know.
That's right.
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810. You won't, stupid viewer,
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811. because we just dragged
the next scene to the trash.
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812. It's gone, sucker.
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813. Seven-plus minutes
of edge-of-your-seat,
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814. marginally animated
bone-throttling action
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815. deleted.
Gone forever. Ha ha ha!
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816. Empty trash, Err.
It's still in there.
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817. Okay.
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818. Gone-a-wrong-a-tong.
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819. Oh, do you want to
resume watching
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820. without the crucial information
we destroyed
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821. right in front
of your face?
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822. Dumbass.
You won't understand.
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823. You may as well be
watching "Tenet."
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824. You'll have to rent it again
if you can afford it.
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825. Good one, Err.
Implying they're poor.
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826. Impoverish-o.
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827. We'll let the movie
continue.
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828. But watch your back.
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829. Damn, man. Them plants chased us
all the way to Berlin,
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830. Reykjavik, and frickin'
Venice, Italy.
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831. But why?
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832. And that key that
the spy gave us,
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833. who we ended up finding dead
in your hotel room.
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834. How does it all connect?
You got to admit, though,
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835. that was
a pretty exciting chase.
Yeah, it was.
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836. Where did those frickin' plants
come from?
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837. Why do you think
I would know?
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838. Frylock's the one who does
the science stuff.
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839. You want me
to text him?
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840. He gave you his number?
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841. When I asked,
he gave me the finger.
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842. We're back.
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843. You're welcome.
That's right,
stupid viewer.
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844. We deleted
this next scene, too.
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845. Forever.
You'll never see it
'cause it's gone.
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846. It sucked so hard
that I think
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847. we should have
made them watch it.
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848. Yes, it is a slow scene.
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849. They take in
some Renaissance art
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850. and fly back home
in real time.
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851. It really added nothing
productive to the story.
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852. Yeah, it's like watching
"The Irishman" on a loop, man.
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853. Well, someone
is a film buff.
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854. Got a problem with that?
The onion peels.
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855. So what? I like movies.
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856. Well, it's just — it's just
very hard to disrupt the movie
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857. when you want to
constantly watch it, Err.
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858. You can see how
the optics are bad.
Yeah, I know.
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859. We should work together here.
Okay.
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860. Being assholes to the viewer,
not to each other.
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861. I'm not debating you.
Let's just watch the movie.
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862. Press "play."
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863. We really need to get out
of here sometime tonight.
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864. Computer,
play the movie.
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865. Moment of truth, Neil.
Ready to do this?
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866. Are the ankles gonna perform
like overcooked pasta noodles?
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867. No, because I re-coded
the sequence.
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868. I'm splicing in DNA
from this giraffe
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869. and retired NBA legend
Shawn Kemp.
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870. You're doing what?
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871. You said I was coming up here
to sign autographs for the kids.
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872. Yeah, what she said.
Making him tall sounds so good.
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873. I'm gonna do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make me tall like him.
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874. This will never work, Neil.
I've done the calculations.
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875. And you tried to stretch me
like a balloon animal, Elmer.
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876. Phoenix knows
what he's doing, unlike you.
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877. You ready to do this?
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878. The shinbones are hard.
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879. It's working. He's beautiful.
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880. Alright, so,
how do I become this?
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881. It's not how
you become this.
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882. It's how I become you.
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883. Well, you wouldn't be happening
if it wasn't for me.
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884. I'm me.
I'm happening.
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885. Wait, wait, hold up!
You want your autogr-a-a-aph?
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886. Hold on, now. Hang on there.
You're just a prototype.
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887. You listen to Neil.
He's in charge.
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888. I know. I'm Neil.
I'm in charge.
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889. No, I'm Neil.
I'm in charge.
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890. Make him stop picking me up,
Phoenix, or you're fired.
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891. Help me get him in this box,
Phoenix, or you're fired.
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892. Neil, Neil,
look, I'm sorry.
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893. I didn't think
this was gonna happen, man.
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894. Which Neil
are you talking to?
I'll help you, Neil.
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895. Which Neil
are you talking to?
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896. The bigger one.
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897. Elmer, betrayer!
You Judas!
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898. Which Neil were you apologizing
to back there, Phoenix?
Help!
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899. Well, you, of course, Big Neil,
obviously.
Please! Anybody!
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900. So should we put some air holes
in that box?
Let me out!
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901. Sure. Put one.
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902. 4'2"? Fuck that.
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903. Go to the DMV and change this
to 11-foot-fucking-3.
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904. Neil, I'm so sorry.
Give me some time.
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905. I'll get you out.
Ooh, whoops.
Ow! My eye socket!
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906. Sorry about the drill.
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907. Alright,
let's get some shit going.
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908. French fry,
you're my new head of R&D.
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909. But that's my job.
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910. Elmer, you're my new senior VP
in charge of suckling my dong!
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911. But I helped you.
I betrayed my best friend.
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912. Get down on it
like a drumstick
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913. falling off the bone.
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914. Can I get some kneepads?
I'm a person.
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915. Oh, my God. Get off the floor.
Don't mean literally, Elmer.
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916. Oh!
So funny you thought literally.
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917. I was just continuing the joke.
This isn't even a gun.
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918. Hey, uh, sorry, y'all.
I kind of need to take this.
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919. The fuck do you want?
Hey, did you get my texts?
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920. Yeah, man, I got 'em.
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921. I got a snowman, a flip-flop,
and a stack of pancakes!
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922. Yeah.
They're pretty funny.
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923. Well, I didn't wanna bug ya, but
I did wanna get your attention.
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924. - Tell him you're sick!
- 'Cause I'm sick.
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925. Just take an aspirin.
I'm sure you're fine.
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926. You're a damn wad of meat, okay?
Is that all?
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927. That's it. I love you, Frylock.
Have a good one.
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928. Ow! I mean, hold on.
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929. Tell him
you have foot cancer.
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930. - I got me foot cancer.
- You ain't got no feet.
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931. Not anymore.
On account of the cancer.
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932. You got tumors.
I got me tumors.
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933. Hair loss.
And hair loss.
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934. And, uh, it burns
when you pee. Say that.
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935. What? That's a thing?
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936. Oh, you better believe it.
It's called syphilis.
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937. I have it now.
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938. I got me ensniffilus.
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939. Sniffa-lufagus.
Sniffa-luffalus.
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940. Where you staying?
I'll come to you.
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941. Remember our old crib?
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942. I'm next door,
crashing with Carl.
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943. And he pretty fun
when he's sober,
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944. but he's a very angry person
when he drinks,
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945. which is most of the time.
Ow! Damn it.
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946. Shake ain't over there,
right? 'Cause you know
I don't want to see him.
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947. If he's there, you
tell him to take a walk, okay?
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948. Well, you tell him
that he sucks it hard!
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949. Tell him.
'Cause he does.
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950. Oh, I'll keep Shake's
dumb ass away from ya.
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951. When I tell you
to say something,
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952. you repeat it like
the puppet you are!
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953. And did you hang up?
'Cause I don't want him
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954. to hear me abusing you.
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955. Feel my forehead.
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956. Y'all, I think I have
snuffleuffagus.
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957. You need to deal
with something?
Yeah, I'm afraid I do.
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958. Look, I may be the same as
teensy-weensy Neil, genetically,
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959. but I'm way taller.
Let me out!
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960. Wait. What's he saying?
And I'm way more compassionate.
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961. That's not true!
Take my limo, Phoenix.
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962. Aah! Aah!
Man in the box!
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963. How do we call
your limo?
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964. I guess he passed
out. I shook it too hard.
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965. Never mind. That's — I see
his limo. Thanks. Thanks, Neil.
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966. No, no.
Please call me Big Neil.
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967. Okay. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Big Neil.
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968. He's in an awful hurry. Why?
It's his pathetic friends.
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969. You can't just steal shit
off people's porches, Cup.
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970. You got to slink down
like a worm.
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971. Come at it from the side so
the camera don't get ya.
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972. We pulled this footage off
of some of your amazin'
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973. Ring-Dong
doorbell cameras.
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974. Another empty one?
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975. What are these guys
ordering? Oxygen?
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976. Lower your voice.
That goes for me, too.
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977. Or they'll use this
in court.
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978. He hangs out
with these goons?
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979. Look at them. Nothing more
than porch pirates.
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980. And they're about to
become plant food.
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981. My plan.
I came up with it, not Phoenix.
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982. Okay, what are you
talking about?
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983. Fill me in, okay?
I'm obviously new in town.
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984. Fill him in, Lance.
Lance is my new associate.
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985. He's still
learning English.
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986. That was a vowel sound,
I believe.
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987. Okay, Elmer.
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988. How about you just
give me the broad strokes.
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989. What you looking at?
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990. Well, it's something,
alright.
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991. So you don't know
what it is, neither.
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992. No. Do you? Ahh.
Say no. We're even. Touché.
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993. I know what it is.
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994. Never mind. I was bluffing,
trying to act smart.
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995. I do know what it is,
but I'm not saying it
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996. 'cause it would blow
your little minds.
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997. We'll get Frylock in to look at
it to confirm my discovery.
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998. Ooh, he gonna be pissed
when he sees I ain't sick.
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999. Just roll around, fake-cough
when he gets here.
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1000. "I'm sick."
It'll work.
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1001. That's how I skipped school
all the time.
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1002. But then they put me in a home
for like three years.
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1003. I couldn't cough
my way out of that one.
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1004. That won't work on Frylock.
He's a scientist.
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1005. You have to be a little more
sophisticated.
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1006. Now, when Frylock gets here,
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1007. you're gonna throw
this wig around.
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1008. This is your hair loss
from foot cancer.
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1009. Alright, now, look.
Be very careful with this.
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1010. I got this off eBay
from Dave Mustaine's barber.
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1011. What is the goal here?
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1012. This thing, Aqua Teen.
We're in this for life.
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1013. No one just walks away
from Aqua Teen. No one!
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1014. Does this tattoo mean
nothing to you?
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1015. "Aqua Teen Forever."
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1016. But this here says
"Aqua Teen Never."
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1017. Do you want to get
kicked out of Aqua Teen?
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1018. 'Cause I'll do it!
I will blackball your ass!
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1019. I'm me. I'm happening.
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1020. Get down on it
like a drumstick.
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1021. Suckling my dong!
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1022. Keep it running.
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1023. Hello?
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1024. F-lock! My man!
Gimme a hug, big'un.
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1025. That metal box
is looking tight.
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1026. Tight like prom night.
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1027. I still
don't know what that means.
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1028. No wonder you're sick,
hanging out over here.
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1029. This place is filled with
asbestos. You know that, right?
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1030. Yeah, I'm —
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1031. I'm —
I'm very sick.
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1032. Hm. 43 degrees.
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1033. Well, it's normal
for you.
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1034. Is this spray paint?
Who painted you white?
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1035. It was I
who painted him.
Copy !req
1036. Finally, some credit.
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1037. You're looking well,
Franklin French Frylock.
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1038. The new box looks,
mm, aerodynamic.
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1039. It won't get you laid.
Ask some stuff about me now.
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1040. Oh, so that's what
this was about, huh?
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1041. Getting me over here
to ask some stuff about you.
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1042. 'Cause it's always
about you, isn't it?
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1043. No, we worried about you,
Frylock,
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1044. working at Amazin'.
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1045. That place is bad, man.
Show him the thing.
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1046. I know what this is,
"Frylick,"
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1047. and if I wanted your second
opinion, I'd ask for it.
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1048. So what do you think it is?
Not that I'm asking.
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1049. Where'd you get all
these boxes? 'Cause
I know you didn't order it.
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1050. I borrowed them
off people's porches!
Copy !req
1051. But why would your company
be delivering boxes
Copy !req
1052. to places
where there are no people?
Copy !req
1053. And usually, there's
cool shit inside the box
Copy !req
1054. and stuff that I can fence
or flip online.
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1055. These was all empty.
Copy !req
1056. And two of them boxes
turned into plants,
Copy !req
1057. almost killed Shake.
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1058. He's right, dude.
I don't give a shit
what's in those boxes.
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1059. I'm done taking orders
from you, Shake,
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1060. having your ass leech on me,
weigh me down. I'm out!
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1061. Don't you walk out on us without
leaving your phone number.
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1062. Frylock!
I want to block it to make sure
I don't dial it,
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1063. not even accidentally
with my butt.
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1064. Back to Amazin', please.
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1065. Hang on, hang on. Hold up.
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1066. This is Dave Mustaine's
actual hair.
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1067. I got a certificate
of authenticity.
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1068. I need you to clone
him so Megadeth can
live forever, right?
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1069. Come on, Fry man!
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1070. I got to budget
for this!
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1071. Well, congratulations,
Meatwad.
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1072. You chased him away!
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1073. I vote yes to the union
for guaranteed vacation time
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1074. away from you and the rest
of your pork-rind covered race!
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1075. I'm voting yes, as well,
so you stupid Japangaloids
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1076. get decent access
to birth control
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1077. and stop pumping out your stupid
slime-brained offspring!
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1078. Guys, we need to
vote no on the union.
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1079. Come on,
let's not rock the boat.
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1080. I got a good thing
going here.
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1081. Sleeping in our
shitty Earth cars?
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1082. Suckle more from
the mist pipe, you sheep.
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1083. Get off me!
You slime sheep!
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1084. Let me go!
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1085. Good luck voting
with broken bing-bongs, bitch!
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1086. I'm afraid
they have the votes, Big Neil.
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1087. They can go union.
Ah, but I have the mist.
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1088. You know, I really think
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1089. that using the mist
is not super-woke.
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1090. Right, Other Neil?
What?
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1091. I mean, is it consistent
with our corporate values?
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1092. Yes. Use the mist!
That's why we created it!
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1093. I'll consult
with Other Neil
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1094. if I ever decide to
short the stock.
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1095. Get it, everyone?
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1096. Right, His Holiness?
He's small?
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1097. Ha! Yeah. Small.
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1098. But the mist is bad.
PR-wise, I mean, right?
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1099. I own all the newspapers,
Phoenix, and no one reads them.
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1100. Deploy the mist.
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1101. Yep,
It's 4:20 somewhere.
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1102. Attention, Japangaloids
and Fraptackulans.
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1103. You seek a living wage,
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1104. and perhaps you shall have it
in your new job,
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1105. which will not be here
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1106. because you're all fired,
effective immediately.
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1107. I don't want to see any
Japangaloid slime or
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1108. Fraptackulan shells
left behind.
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1109. Have an amazin' day.
That is all.
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1110. What?
But who's gonna work the line,
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1111. load the warehouses,
deliver the packages?
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1112. Wait'll you see this shit.
Elmer?
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1113. As part of our
zero-carbon-emission policy,
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1114. all non-critical personnel
will be replaced
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1115. by plant-based labor.
Copy !req
1116. Big Neil's Green New Deal.
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1117. They're all part of one plant,
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1118. all branches of
one photosynthetic vine.
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1119. They don't need
vacations or dental
Copy !req
1120. and they don't give a shit
about what pronoun you use
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1121. when you tell them
what to do.
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1122. How are they —
Walking on their own?
Copy !req
1123. Notice how,
in the nourishing sunlight,
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1124. the seeds give off
a blue glint.
Jewel dust.
Copy !req
1125. My Jewel of Idahocales!
You're synthesizing it!
Copy !req
1126. And much like
it powers your potatoes,
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1127. it will now power
our workforce.
Copy !req
1128. Biodegradable packaging
made entirely of seeds.
Copy !req
1129. Earth first.
Copy !req
1130. Shake was right.
Copy !req
1131. Look, buddy, this is for the
good of our planet.
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1132. but it's also
really good for me.
Copy !req
1133. So you had me mugged.
Copy !req
1134. This was a setup
this whole time!
Copy !req
1135. If we told you our plan,
you think you would have agreed?
Copy !req
1136. All those ice baths, dancing
to the beat in the discotheque.
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1137. You didn't feel the vibe at all,
did you?
Copy !req
1138. I never felt "the vibe."
Copy !req
1139. You had what I needed,
and I took it from you.
Copy !req
1140. Now let's unlock this box
and shake hands on this.
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1141. No, we're not
unlocking the box.
Copy !req
1142. Unlock the box. He needs to see
my face when I say that.
Copy !req
1143. - Don't unlock the box.
- Come on, man!
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1144. Oh, I'll shake
something, alright.
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1145. But it ain't
gonna be your hand!
Copy !req
1146. Y'all suck worse
than my last roommates!
Copy !req
1147. Where you going, Phoenix?
It's Frylock, bitch.
Copy !req
1148. And I'm going to save
my real friends.
Copy !req
1149. Aqua Teen Forever!
Copy !req
1150. This air-hockey table
sucks.
Copy !req
1151. Aaaah!
Help!
Copy !req
1152. You sumbitchin' plants.
Copy !req
1153. Take your hands
off my Eli bobblehead!
Copy !req
1154. That's a collector's edition!
Copy !req
1155. Let us in! Please!
No!
Copy !req
1156. I'm a person!
I'm not just a bobblehead!
Copy !req
1157. You're making them grow
towards me!
Copy !req
1158. Have some humanity!
Open the door.
Copy !req
1159. - Frylock!
- Frylock!
Copy !req
1160. Keep that straw
on a swivel, Shake.
Copy !req
1161. It's time to nip
some plants in the bud.
Copy !req
1162. Oh, I hate doing yard work!
Copy !req
1163. That's why you hire people
to do it.
Copy !req
1164. Just bend over
and pick it up!
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1165. I'm drying it
so it'll move easier, okay?
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1166. And then I'm gonna
chase it down,
Copy !req
1167. I'm gonna light it on fire!
Copy !req
1168. There's too many of them!
Copy !req
1169. Hop in.
If you wanna live.
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1170. Shotgun!
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1171. Unh-unh! Shotgun.
I called it!
Copy !req
1172. - No. I called it first.
- But I was thinking about it,
Copy !req
1173. and it's been on my mind
for a long time.
Copy !req
1174. How'd a plant
get a gun?
Copy !req
1175. Carl, we got to
get above the tree line,
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1176. where the plants won't grow!
Copy !req
1177. Well, there's only one point
in New Jersey that high —
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1178. Used Babywipe Mountain.
Copy !req
1179. Oh, anywhere but there!
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1180. This is gonna
result in a massive lawsuit,
Copy !req
1181. and then I'm gonna
have to pretend to care.
Copy !req
1182. So I want you to take all of
the pesticide and lawn equipment
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1183. out from the warehouse
and kill yourselves right now.
Copy !req
1184. I don't know
what to tell you, Neil.
Copy !req
1185. He's still learning English.
Copy !req
1186. I don't want to work backward
here, but what if we bring in
Copy !req
1187. people again?
Copy !req
1188. Where's Fry— Phoenix —
Whatever. I need his help.
Copy !req
1189. Why him? I can do
everything he does
Copy !req
1190. except for float
and the eye lasers.
Copy !req
1191. And also, he's a little
smarter than me.
Copy !req
1192. And he's made of potatoes.
Copy !req
1193. But other than that,
we're the same.
Copy !req
1194. No. Frylock still works here.
But Elmer is fired.
Copy !req
1195. Fine. It's time for me
to branch out anyway...
Copy !req
1196. weed out some problems
I'm having...
Copy !req
1197. turn over a new leaf,
as it were.
Copy !req
1198. Elmer, get off the ground,
ya dork. You look stupid.
Copy !req
1199. Please call me Elm.
Copy !req
1200. The Elmanator.
Your botanical nightmare!
Copy !req
1201. Who's tall now, Neil?
Copy !req
1202. I want you out of the building.
Copy !req
1203. Security!
Copy !req
1204. And, of course,
you're plants, too.
Copy !req
1205. A judgy vegan stands
before you.
Copy !req
1206. He subsists
on your brethren.
Copy !req
1207. Seize him
and eat him raw.
Copy !req
1208. I'm only running away
because I have to pee so bad.
Copy !req
1209. See? What'd I tell you?
It is a spaceship.
Copy !req
1210. I was the one
that told you about this.
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1211. Why does nobody
listen to me?
Copy !req
1212. Ugh!
Ow!
Copy !req
1213. May the forest
be with you.
Copy !req
1214. Hey, y'all. Look what I got
at the gift shop.
Copy !req
1215. There's no gift shop here. You
stole that from the mountain.
Copy !req
1216. You know, I'm glad they finally
made this a national monument.
Copy !req
1217. Come try to knock this down,
Muslim extremists!
Copy !req
1218. See what you get!
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1219. "I cannot
in good con-science..."
Conscience.
Copy !req
1220. "... continue to work
for a monster."
Copy !req
1221. This is your big plan?
Copy !req
1222. No, I'm texting
my resignation letter.
Copy !req
1223. I told you Amazin' was bad.
Didn't I say that?
Copy !req
1224. And I said something
was weird about the boxes.
Copy !req
1225. And I was right,
wasn't I?
Copy !req
1226. You're right
one time in 20 years,
Copy !req
1227. and you think you invented
being right.
Copy !req
1228. And who came to the rescue?
Not you, Frylock.
Copy !req
1229. No, no!
Copy !req
1230. It was Carl, the greaseball
Copy !req
1231. marinara-stain cafone
from next door.
Copy !req
1232. Hey!
The ubatz gabagool.
Copy !req
1233. I'm a proud half-Italian.
I'm not gonna stand here
Copy !req
1234. and allow you
to screw up that slur.
Copy !req
1235. Mamma mia.
Italians...
Copy !req
1236. You can't end a sentence
with "gabagool"!
Copy !req
1237. It's grammatically
incorrect!
Copy !req
1238. Break it up, y'all.
Break it up.
Copy !req
1239. We got to work together
so Frylock
Copy !req
1240. can figure out
how Frylock's gonna solve
Copy !req
1241. this mess that Frylock
also got us into.
Copy !req
1242. You admit that at least,
right, Frylock?
Copy !req
1243. Everybody just shut up
so I can think!
Copy !req
1244. Well, since he obviously
didn't have an exit strategy,
Copy !req
1245. I guess I'm gonna
have to roll out my plan.
Copy !req
1246. Operation Master Shake and Bake.
Copy !req
1247. Blueprints of the Pentagon,
gentlemen.
Copy !req
1248. The basement houses over 30 tons
of thermite plasma,
Copy !req
1249. according to a pretty accurate
movie trailer I saw.
Copy !req
1250. We transport it over here
to this Air Force base, which —
Copy !req
1251. There's got to be one, right?
Copy !req
1252. And karate our ways
past the guards.
Copy !req
1253. See, this is me with the laser.
I'm driving a monster truck.
Copy !req
1254. Now, in all likelihood, we will
not have the monster truck
Copy !req
1255. for this particular operation.
Copy !req
1256. But after that,
we hijack a C-130.
Copy !req
1257. They call it the Fat Albert.
Copy !req
1258. Hey, hey, hey!
Copy !req
1259. And what are you gonna blow up
with all that thermite plasma
that doesn't even exist?
Copy !req
1260. The Garden State, bitch.
Kaboom!
Copy !req
1261. And Newark is a sheet of glass.
Copy !req
1262. - I have a plan.
- Oh, God.
Copy !req
1263. Oh, this should be good.
Someone make popcorn.
Copy !req
1264. Bugs —
they like to eat plants,
Copy !req
1265. especially when
I tell them to.
Copy !req
1266. His plan sucks.
Copy !req
1267. It's over. We're done.
Calm down, Carl.
Copy !req
1268. I'm supposed to make
a mint on that house,
Copy !req
1269. and now I can't even freakin'
see it under all the kudzu!
Copy !req
1270. Just laser them
with your eyes or what —
Copy !req
1271. What's up with
all the plans?
Copy !req
1272. Because you ain't
got a plan, do ya?
Copy !req
1273. Do ya?
There is no plan!
Copy !req
1274. Ohh! Look out!
Copy !req
1275. How's that for a landing?
Copy !req
1276. I'm getting the hang
of this bitch.
Copy !req
1277. How did you find me?
Copy !req
1278. Well, I triangulated the signal
from your resignation text.
Copy !req
1279. You agreed to accept cookies,
not me.
Copy !req
1280. We're done, Neil.
Both Neils.
Copy !req
1281. Oh, whoa, whoa, wait.
Copy !req
1282. Little Neil and I
are very sorry,
Copy !req
1283. and we love you very much.
Copy !req
1284. Yeah,
I'm Sorry about earlier.
Copy !req
1285. I'm feeling the vibe again.
Copy !req
1286. Uh, so, look, we need you
to stop these plants.
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1287. You know how when you talk to
plants and it helps them grow?
Copy !req
1288. What if we, like,
talk angry shit at them?
Copy !req
1289. Like, "You fat, lazy, bald
piece of shit.
Copy !req
1290. You'll never amount
to nothing!"
Copy !req
1291. And then they, you know,
go cry in their room
Copy !req
1292. with a lower self-esteem.
Copy !req
1293. I'm just saying, that
worked on me, and, you know...
Copy !req
1294. We have no plan.
Copy !req
1295. Wait. Sunlight! Don't
plants need sunlight to survive?
Copy !req
1296. How are you going to turn off
the sun, dumb-ass? Great plan!
Copy !req
1297. No, no, no. He's right.
Copy !req
1298. The — The — The slimy weirdo
in the parking lot.
Copy !req
1299. She said Neil used the ship
Copy !req
1300. to push their planet
towards the sun.
Copy !req
1301. - That's right.
- Then we can use Neil's ship
Copy !req
1302. to block out the sun...
Copy !req
1303. with the moon.
Copy !req
1304. That would work?
Cool! Okay.
Copy !req
1305. So, before we all go up there
in Neil's ship,
Copy !req
1306. I got to tell you, I hope
this dinner's not going to be
Copy !req
1307. some of that freeze-dried
astro crap.
Copy !req
1308. Shake, Shake, Shake,
we need you down here, man,
Copy !req
1309. to protect the Earth.
Copy !req
1310. You were always
the bravest, man.
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1311. The strongest —
- Uh, you forgot smartest.
Copy !req
1312. I said you forgot smartest.
Say that one now.
Copy !req
1313. Carl, Meatwad,
you stay here, too.
Copy !req
1314. Oh. Whoa, hold up, Buck Rogers.
Copy !req
1315. What do we do while you're
farting around in space?
Copy !req
1316. Yeah, man, we just got back
together.
Copy !req
1317. And I'll be back soon,
Meatwad.
Copy !req
1318. And when I come back, it'll be
Aqua Teen Forever and Ever.
Copy !req
1319. Alright. But before you go,
I made you a new box
Copy !req
1320. out of the only box
that didn't turn into a plant.
Copy !req
1321. My best friend.
Copy !req
1322. Boxy Brown.
Copy !req
1323. 'Cause once you go Brown,
you're going downtown.
Copy !req
1324. Down to clown.
Copy !req
1325. You sound different, Boxy.
I'm New Boxy.
Copy !req
1326. Old Boxy got canceled, 'cause
Boxy Brown is BIPOC, fool.
Copy !req
1327. Oh, I don't see color, Boxy.
You're just a box.
Copy !req
1328. I'm just a what? Bitch!
Copy !req
1329. See ya!
Oh, no. Is he leaving?
Copy !req
1330. He don't want the box?
Copy !req
1331. Aah!
Boxy, no!
Copy !req
1332. Well, I, for one,
ain't going to die
Copy !req
1333. on no pile of used baby wipes,
Copy !req
1334. getting macked on
by a bunch of shrubbery.
Copy !req
1335. And I ain't gonna let America
get pussified, not on my watch.
Copy !req
1336. Yeah!
Copy !req
1337. Nowadays, you get in trouble
just because you stare and point
Copy !req
1338. at certain parts
of a babe's body and go,
Copy !req
1339. "Oh, yeah!"
Oh, she'll complain.
Copy !req
1340. But deep down,
you know she loves it.
Copy !req
1341. Don't grow big boobs,
lady!
Copy !req
1342. Where is this going,
Carl?
Copy !req
1343. I think you're losing
the thread.
Copy !req
1344. I'm saying this country is
in desperate need of a real man.
Copy !req
1345. A badass. A, yes, toxic,
masculine man like me.
Copy !req
1346. Damn straight!
Copy !req
1347. And this man
don't let a bunch of
Copy !req
1348. Christmas trees and mistletoe
tell him what to do.
Copy !req
1349. I'm about to roll down there
Copy !req
1350. and stomp all them shrubs
under my V24 turbocharged
Copy !req
1351. carbon footprint.
Copy !req
1352. Who's with me?
Yeah! I'm in!
Copy !req
1353. Let's do this.
Yeah!
Copy !req
1354. Oh, gross. Now my hands
are gonna stink.
Copy !req
1355. Tonight!
Copy !req
1356. One!
Copy !req
1357. Hot dog. Igloo. Hot dog. Igloo.
Hot dog. Igloo.
Copy !req
1358. Oh, I'm sorry.
Guess who!
Copy !req
1359. Did we interrupt your movie
at a pivotal juncture?
Copy !req
1360. Listen up!
Don't you walk
to the bathroom on me.
Copy !req
1361. Get back here and sit your two
ample buttocks right down.
Copy !req
1362. Yeah, man. We're going to
fast-forward and reverse
Copy !req
1363. and fast-forward and reverse
and fast—
Copy !req
1364. That's right. He will.
Oh, damn it.
Copy !req
1365. He's a madman
and he's coked to the gills.
Copy !req
1366. Yeah! I got nowhere to go
Copy !req
1367. except the liquor store
before it closes.
Copy !req
1368. Liquor is our guide.
Big-time!
Copy !req
1369. And if you want us to stop
ruining this shambling mess
Copy !req
1370. that you call entertainment...
Copy !req
1371. Text us your
girlfriend's digits.
Copy !req
1372. Or we shall ruin the entire
third act with our anger.
Copy !req
1373. Data charges
will apply.
Copy !req
1374. Your girl looks like a 4.
That's a digit.
Copy !req
1375. That's right —
I'm negging her.
Copy !req
1376. Any girl that looks at me
is a fucking 10, man.
Copy !req
1377. How many texts, Err?
Copy !req
1378. Um, none.
My phone's dead.
Copy !req
1379. You will hang on while
we charge his phone.
Copy !req
1380. Don't text yet. Save your text,
then text it. We'll be back.
Copy !req
1381. Quickly.
You know we will.
Copy !req
1382. Always keep your phone
charging, Err.
Copy !req
1383. I know.
Copy !req
1384. You could have had it plugged
in during my entire rant.
Copy !req
1385. Okay, okay, okay, Dad.
Copy !req
1386. There we go.
Copy !req
1387. Fossil fuel, baby.
Copy !req
1388. Unrenewable energy!
Copy !req
1389. The hair looks good, Carl.
Copy !req
1390. I wish I had enough up top
Copy !req
1391. to do, like,
the true Road Warrior mohawk.
Copy !req
1392. But I think the side hawks
are working.
Copy !req
1393. Friggin' purple.
Mm. So silver.
Copy !req
1394. Where'd y'all get
all this cool stuff?
Copy !req
1395. All I got me was some
bubble wrap.
Copy !req
1396. And I popped most of it.
It's fun. Listen.
Copy !req
1397. Mmm! Mmm!
Engorge yourself, my seedlings.
Copy !req
1398. You must grow
strong and powerful.
Copy !req
1399. Feasting on their shit,
which is our food.
Copy !req
1400. Rise and reclaim the planet!
Copy !req
1401. Can you not steer
better than this?
Copy !req
1402. Come on, man!
I'm about to hurl over here!
Copy !req
1403. These are the controls.
Copy !req
1404. I don't even know how
I'm supposed to wear this.
Copy !req
1405. It's a tuxedo,
specifically fitted to my body.
Copy !req
1406. Only I can pilot the ship.
Copy !req
1407. Not from inside a box
you won't.
Copy !req
1408. Brace for impact!
Copy !req
1409. - Pay attention, Earth fools.
- Yeah!
Copy !req
1410. Because this is when
the movie finally gets good.
Copy !req
1411. This is the scene where we start
kicking their asses
Copy !req
1412. for seven duets and I turn into
this giant penis.
Copy !req
1413. Err, no spoilers, please.
Copy !req
1414. - I see dead people!
- The viewers have eyeballs.
Copy !req
1415. They can witness the
blood-soaked carnage
on their own.
Copy !req
1416. Bathe in the blood
of your bitch master!
Copy !req
1417. You don't, by any chance,
know how to —
Copy !req
1418. How to push the moon
in front of the sun? Hell, no.
Copy !req
1419. Shoot.
Oh. Maybe I do!
Copy !req
1420. No, it turns out,
I don't.
Copy !req
1421. Let me out of the box!
Copy !req
1422. I'm the only one
who can operate the Llama!
Copy !req
1423. I'm a billionaire!
Copy !req
1424. What do you think I was doing
what I was supposed to be
Copy !req
1425. on Earth paying taxes?
Copy !req
1426. Shit. The controls
are jammed.
Copy !req
1427. Aloha, bitch!
Copy !req
1428. Behold the Mechanites!
Copy !req
1429. - You are very impressed.
- Check it out.
Copy !req
1430. Solid gold.
Polished.
Copy !req
1431. God damn. The Mooninites.
Copy !req
1432. And don't you dare push us.
Copy !req
1433. Because we have no stability
front to back.
Copy !req
1434. 'Cause we —
we would fall over.
Copy !req
1435. Come on. Help me into this
thing. I'm gonna destroy those
Copy !req
1436. little motherfuckin' Mooninites
once and for all.
Copy !req
1437. The speaker
is still on
Copy !req
1438. where you called us
the fucking Mooninites.
Copy !req
1439. Come on, bitch!
Copy !req
1440. Let him out! He's the only one
who could fit into the suit.
Copy !req
1441. No, he's going to
be pissed.
Copy !req
1442. Yeah, he's going to be
more pissed
Copy !req
1443. when the Mechanite kills us all.
Where's the damn air lock?
Copy !req
1444. I need to go out there
and fight them myself.
Copy !req
1445. Uh,
you might want to wait on that.
Copy !req
1446. Well, my box is brotanium,
the lightest yet strongest metal
Copy !req
1447. outside of the MCU, right?
Copy !req
1448. Uh, we lied.
It's aluminum foil.
Copy !req
1449. Damn it! I knew it!
Sorry.
Copy !req
1450. That's why I sound like thunder
when I sit down.
Copy !req
1451. You stay
right where you are.
Copy !req
1452. Ooh, it's gonna hurt!
Copy !req
1453. Let me out.
Only I can help us now.
Copy !req
1454. The bullet should be reaching
its final destination ASAP.
Copy !req
1455. Time for me to... hit the hay!
Copy !req
1456. Screw you, environment!
Copy !req
1457. Looks like we got us
a real bumper crop this season!
Copy !req
1458. You about to be
pushing daisies, plant!
Copy !req
1459. Let's kick this grass
in the ass. Heh-heh.
Copy !req
1460. Time to nip your ass
in the bud.
Copy !req
1461. If a tree falls in the woods,
Copy !req
1462. but everyone is —
they are around to hear it,
Copy !req
1463. then it will make a sound,
Copy !req
1464. like you just did
as I killed you.
Copy !req
1465. Kind of a long way
to go for that one.
Copy !req
1466. What, yours were
so much better?
Copy !req
1467. Shit. Should've paid
for all-wheel drive.
Copy !req
1468. But I had to have
the subwoofer.
Copy !req
1469. Ohh!
We're all out!
Copy !req
1470. Get off my lawn!
Copy !req
1471. Oh, what the hell
is that?
Copy !req
1472. I see we have
a little turf war.
Copy !req
1473. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Copy !req
1474. Aw, come on.
Copy !req
1475. I got one bubble left, y'all.
Copy !req
1476. Get behind me.
Cover your ears.
Copy !req
1477. Did that do anything?
Copy !req
1478. - Nothing.
- Well, we tried.
Copy !req
1479. Mmm!
Fresh greenhouse gases!
Copy !req
1480. There's a new world order
taking root.
Copy !req
1481. Meat man, reach under the seat.
Copy !req
1482. Peach schnapps?
Crème de menthe?
Copy !req
1483. Yeah, you ain't gotta
announce it. Okay?
Copy !req
1484. I pound this in the strip-club
parking lot
Copy !req
1485. so I can save my cash
for the lap dances.
Copy !req
1486. So are we getting wasted,
or what's the plan?
Copy !req
1487. My cousin taught me this.
Copy !req
1488. It's how you start
an electrical fire
Copy !req
1489. when you know
they got good insurance.
Copy !req
1490. Everything's coming up
for roses for Elmer.
Copy !req
1491. And he's about to be a...
thorn in your side.
Copy !req
1492. Have a drink on me, bitch!
Copy !req
1493. Yeah!
It's happy hour, bee-yotch!
Copy !req
1494. - Aaah!
- Look. Two for one.
Copy !req
1495. Ladies' night, stupid.
You ever been in a bar?
Copy !req
1496. This really burns me up!
Copy !req
1497. I guess I'm a late bloomer.
Copy !req
1498. Prepare to be planted.
Copy !req
1499. Six feet under,
if you know what I mean!
Copy !req
1500. This is it.
We're going down.
Copy !req
1501. I love you,
Master Shake.
Copy !req
1502. I know you do.
I hear that a lot.
Copy !req
1503. Lots of people
are saying it,
Copy !req
1504. and you're pretty cool, too,
sometimes,
Copy !req
1505. but don't get
a big head about it.
Copy !req
1506. Aqua Teen Forever, y'all.
Copy !req
1507. Plants!
Destroy them!
Copy !req
1508. - Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
Copy !req
1509. It's the Japangaloids
and the Fraptackulans!
Copy !req
1510. They're here to save us!
Copy !req
1511. Can still see the sun!
Copy !req
1512. Frylock!
We need you, man!
Copy !req
1513. Mechanite,
chug mightily
Copy !req
1514. from the tall boy
of destiny.
Drink it!
Copy !req
1515. So that you may shower
the defeated.
Copy !req
1516. Unleash the flow!
Copy !req
1517. Feel the heat
of our digital whiz.
Copy !req
1518. Before I open this box,
Copy !req
1519. I want you to know
I'm very sorry,
Copy !req
1520. but I need you
to stay calm.
Copy !req
1521. No, no, no, no.
We'll have none of that.
Copy !req
1522. Get me fitted.
Into my tuxedo.
Copy !req
1523. That's right.
Whoa!
Copy !req
1524. Abort! Abort!
Copy !req
1525. Err, the whiz,
it's splashing back on us.
Copy !req
1526. 'Cause we need more beer, dude,
so we can, like, pee harder.
Copy !req
1527. Or it could be the lack of
gravity on the moon, but...
Copy !req
1528. probably not.
Copy !req
1529. We'll go with your idea.
Copy !req
1530. Mechanite, re-commence
the drinking!
Copy !req
1531. Press the stop button!
Copy !req
1532. Aah!
Stop it, stop it!
Copy !req
1533. Time to play with dollies.
Llama Dollies.
Copy !req
1534. Put a kink in it, Err.
The dog wants more.
Copy !req
1535. Let doggy combat begin!
Copy !req
1536. Here, doggy, doggy.
Come here, bitch.
Copy !req
1537. You wanna try that again?
Blockonomica.
Copy !req
1538. Bitch, heel, sit.
Ha ha!
Copy !req
1539. Unleash the slightly faster
bullets, Err.
Copy !req
1540. The heat-seeking banshees.
Copy !req
1541. Alright, let's see what you got,
you 8-bit piece of shit.
Copy !req
1542. The onslaught begins!
Copy !req
1543. Kabang, kapow, kablooey!
Copy !req
1544. It's a bullet buffet.
All you can eat.
Copy !req
1545. Find my center.
Hammmmm...
Copy !req
1546. Take it.
You love it!
Copy !req
1547. Hammmmm...
Copy !req
1548. And four.
Copy !req
1549. Don't aim
the bullets straight ahead.
Copy !req
1550. He avoided them!
Copy !req
1551. He's jumping.
We can handle jumping.
Copy !req
1552. Greased hammmm...
Copy !req
1553. Impressive,
but stand by
Copy !req
1554. for a massive blast
from our metal ass.
Copy !req
1555. You're doing down, homey.
Copy !req
1556. It takes a minute,
but it's so worth it.
Copy !req
1557. The bullet is enormous!
Bullets for dinner.
Copy !req
1558. It has its own theme song.
Prepare for death.
Copy !req
1559. Jumping is useless!
Copy !req
1560. Hammmmm!
Copy !req
1561. Jumping wasn't useless.
Copy !req
1562. He's behind us.
Oh, no!
Copy !req
1563. And he knows we have
no frontward-to-back stability.
Copy !req
1564. Hey, don't push us, man.
We warned you.
Copy !req
1565. Don't tell him, Err.
Aah!
Copy !req
1566. Damn it.
Copy !req
1567. Okay, this isn't
very interesting.
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1568. Yeah, this part
isn't any good.
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1569. So, uh, we'll fast-forward
through this boring part
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1570. so you don't have to
suffer through it.
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1571. We're doing you a favor.
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1572. Because we care
about you.
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1573. Favoronomica.
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1574. Time to redecorate space.
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1575. Glad you opened the box now?
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1576. N-o-o-o-o-o!
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1577. Look, y'all!
Frylock did it!
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1578. Yeah, Frylock!
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1579. Nourishing sunlight!
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1580. Life-force draining!
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1581. Man, I love to see
the leaves change in the fall.
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1582. Aaaaaah!
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1583. My frigging car! You couldn't
have pushed it over there
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1584. by that burned-out
Jamba Juice?
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1585. Frylock!
He finally came through
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1586. for once in his
pathetic existence!
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1587. Ooh. It's getting kinda cold,
ain't it?
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1588. Yeah. M-M-Maybe
not a flip-flop day.
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1589. Damn it, Frylock!
You screwed us again!
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1590. You were telling Elmer
to dump me in the river!
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1591. "Toss him off
the GW Bridge, Elmer."
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1592. I heard every word.
That's not who I am.
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1593. You know me, Neil.
I'm you.
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1594. And together we can join forces
and build a better company.
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1595. No, no, no, no, no. Too much
water under the bridge...
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1596. that you would have
thrown me off of!
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1597. What am I talking about?
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1598. Come on.
Let's give it a shot.
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1599. That was smart to hit him
with the sub-mist.
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1600. Let him land the ship,
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1601. and then we ought to
dump him in the river.
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1602. Who said that?
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1603. Sure. Let's try to
work together. I'm game.
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1604. You want your job back,
Frylock?
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1605. We can do
Amazin' things together.
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1606. Yeah. No, I don't think I'm cut
out for the corporate lifestyle.
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1607. Listen, I know you love
the environment, and so do I.
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1608. We.
We. Yes, we.
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1609. That's why I...
We.
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1610. we have an ambitious
five-year plan to control
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1611. all the world's
drinking water.
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1612. Don't you want to be friends
with the guys
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1613. who own all the water?
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1614. You know,
so we can protect it.
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1615. That sounds terrible.
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1616. You'll wish you said yes.
Shoot him with the mist.
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1617. How are we
out of sub-mist?
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1618. Did someone
use this on me?
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1619. Y'all gonna have to figure out
your evil plans on your own.
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1620. I got people back home
who need me.
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1621. Eternal darkness
all for me!
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1622. Sunlight gone forever.
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1623. New Jersey is all mine!
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1624. The Garden State's
a frozen tundra.
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1625. We're no better
than Green Bay!
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1626. I hope you lowered
your asking price.
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1627. 'Cause you ain't gonna get much
for Carl Acres now.
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1628. Why ain't you
f-f-freezing to death?
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1629. 'Cause I'm a thicc Shake —
T-H-I-C-C!
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1630. Ice, ice, baby!
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1631. Everyone gets that reference,
right? It's rap music.
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1632. We must shelter the humanoid
inside one of our husks!
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1633. And we can warm him
with our disgusting slime.
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1634. Yeah. I-I-I w-w-would rather die
than do that. No offense.
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1635. None taken.
We are very gross.
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1636. Well, I still think
both your races are weird,
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1637. and I'd be saying atrocious shit
about your mother
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1638. if my lips
weren't completely f-frozen.
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1639. Yeah. Go for it. Start a fire.
He can't see ya.
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1640. Whoa!
That's a big fire!
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1641. New Jersey!
Our tax break!
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1642. There's no city left
to offer one.
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1643. Well, look, we'll
just have to lobby
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1644. some right-to-work state
stupid enough
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1645. to give us tax incentives
to move our operations there.
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1646. Alabama?
Alabama!
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1647. Hey, guys. I —
We.
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1648. Uh, we've got
an amazing opportunity!
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1649. We're about to hire
at our Alabama location,
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1650. and we'll pay you no more than
a third of what you used to get.
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1651. So come on, gang.
Let's roll up our sleeves —
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1652. Oh, oh, oh!
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1653. Ooh. D-D-Damn, son.
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1654. I'm glad you guys didn't —
didn't fall for that, though.
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1655. We may not be smart,
but we very well be very dumb!
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1656. We're very good
at being dumb.
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1657. Look, I'm sorry, y'all.
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1658. I forgot what was important
in life — friendship.
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1659. And even though most of this
is not my fault,
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1660. I'll pretend like it was
if you'll have me back.
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1661. Oh, how I wish it were
that simple, Fry man.
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1662. But the existing Aqua Teens
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1663. will need to convene
and vote on —
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1664. Put your hands down,
Carl!
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1665. Your pits stink and you're not
an official Aqua Teen!
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1666. And, Meatwad,
you're on probation
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1667. until you pay those dues.
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1668. So we're back together?
I mean, we're cool, right?
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1669. Uh...
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1670. Your apology doesn't exactly
put food in my mouth.
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1671. Yes, food.
What shall we eat?
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1672. - I, too, am hungry.
- Yeah we're all hungry actually.
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1673. - Yes!
- Yes, we're all hungry.
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1674. I think we're all
pretty hungry.
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1675. Well, I mean,
ain't you guys made of food?
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1676. French fries, milkshake,
and he's all meat.
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1677. Smells really good.
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1678. Whoa. Hey, how about
a little space?
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1679. The Aqua Teens
are together again.
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1680. Ow, damn it.
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1681. Mmm!
Oh, he's good, y'all!
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1682. - Eat them!
- Eat them!
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1683. You paid for
a full-length movie
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1684. and you only got
75 minutes.
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1685. Oh, man!
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1686. And that is counting
this extended credits,
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1687. which is really
just pulled out of our asses.
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1688. Yeah, man, I'm in there
like seven times.
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1689. I'm listed as
a producer twice.
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1690. They're just using that
to fill space, man,
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1691. because nobody worked
on this.
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1692. Did you think you were gonna
get an extended cut?
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1693. We're not Judd Apatow.
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1694. Look, here, here, here, here,
here, here, here, here.
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1695. Over and over and over.
Everything "Err."
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1696. And you're still watching
the extended credits.
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1697. If you were gonna
look at words,
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1698. why won't you
just read a book?
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1699. Read my book.
It's called "I Rule Your Movie."
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1700. Oh, look at the time.
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1701. You'll have to rent
something else...
Ha ha ha!
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1702. to provide more entertainment
for your date
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1703. while you awkwardly put your arm
on her shoulder,
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1704. your jizz-shellacked paws
flaking off on her blouse
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1705. as she makes any excuse
to get away from you.
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1706. Your dick is your date.
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1707. That's right, Err.
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1708. Don't put too fine
a point on it.
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1709. We are gender-specific because
we know no women watch us.
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1710. Go on.
Find another movie.
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1711. Fill the hours
before you slowly crawl
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1712. back into your bed
alone again.
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1713. Yeah! Go get a snack. How about
a big old jug of grease?
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1714. Yes. Yes.
You have promises to keep
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1715. and pounds of grease
to eat
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1716. before you sleep...
Dumb consumer.
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1717. alone again.
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1718. Ooh, don't forget
the crispies.
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1719. There you go. Tap the bottom.
Tap, tap, tap.
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1720. There you go.
Don't want to waste one.
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1721. - That's actually very good.
- Delicious.
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1722. I feel guilty. You know,
we were neighbors once,
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1723. but, uh, hey, if you don't want
to get eaten, don't be food.
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1724. That's the way I see it.
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1725. You know, I would drink
your blood, Carl,
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1726. but, really, what I'm
in the mood for is...
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1727. ice cream!
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1728. Mmm.
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1729. Ice cream
is the life.
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1730. I smell a sequel!
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