1. - Go.Copy !req
2. Go.Copy !req
3. - Oh, um, hi.Copy !req
4. Uh, my name is Mary
O'Reilly O'Toole O'SheaCopy !req
5. and, uh—Copy !req
6. - Don't be nervous.Copy !req
7. - Somewhere out thereCopy !req
8. is the island my friend Muffy owns.Copy !req
9. It's spring break,Copy !req
10. and she's invited us
there for the weekend.Copy !req
11. We're waiting for the ferryCopy !req
12. to take us there and, uh,Copy !req
13. I don't know what else to say.Copy !req
14. - Why don't you tell
us something about yourself?Copy !req
15. - Oh.Copy !req
16. All right.Copy !req
17. Something about myself.Copy !req
18. Um, I want to work with
handicapped children,Copy !req
19. and my parents are my best friends.Copy !req
20. Oh, and I start convent
school next semester.Copy !req
21. And I fuck on the first date.Copy !req
22. April Fool's.Copy !req
23. - Nikki, baby, you're outrageous.Copy !req
24. Get out of here, you knucklehead.Copy !req
25. All right.Copy !req
26. Uh, Kit,Copy !req
27. how about you?Copy !req
28. - I pass.Copy !req
29. - Uh, Arch, Skip.Copy !req
30. Where are you?Copy !req
31. Come on.Copy !req
32. - Uh, yeah.Copy !req
33. - Yeah.Copy !req
34. Sure, uh-huh.Copy !req
35. I fuck on the first date.Copy !req
36. We did, on the first date.Copy !req
37. Didn't we, honey?Copy !req
38. He's an animal.Copy !req
39. - Need any help down there?Copy !req
40. - No, Clara.Copy !req
41. Thanks.Copy !req
42. I'm just doing some last minute
straightening up down here.Copy !req
43. I don't think I've worked
so hard in my life.Copy !req
44. - You're sure you don't want me to stay?Copy !req
45. There's gonna be nobody
around here to helpCopy !req
46. till the first ferry
back, Monday, you know.Copy !req
47. - No.Copy !req
48. Clara, you're a peach.Copy !req
49. This one's mine.Copy !req
50. I told my father I'd do itCopy !req
51. and I will, my way.Copy !req
52. We don't want him to have any excuses.Copy !req
53. - All right, then.Copy !req
54. Have a nice party.Copy !req
55. - Nice?Copy !req
56. It's going to be better than nice.Copy !req
57. It's going to be bloody unforgettable.Copy !req
58. - Good luck.Copy !req
59. - Here comes the ferry.Copy !req
60. - Is this the ferry to the St. John house?Copy !req
61. - Yeah, any second now.Copy !req
62. - Oh, thank goodness!Copy !req
63. I didn't know if I was
on the right road or not.Copy !req
64. - Let me help you.Copy !req
65. Kit Graham.Copy !req
66. - Nan Youngblood.Copy !req
67. - Hi.Copy !req
68. That's Nikki Brashears.Copy !req
69. - Are you planning on staying a while?Copy !req
70. - No, it's just some work
for finals when we get back.Copy !req
71. You don't know how far behind I am.Copy !req
72. - Hi!Copy !req
73. How's it going?Copy !req
74. I got it.Copy !req
75. Hi, Arch Cummings.Copy !req
76. I've seen you around.Copy !req
77. Jewett Hall, right?Copy !req
78. - Chaz Vyshinsky.Copy !req
79. You've got great legs.Copy !req
80. - Chaz, Arch already has her bags.Copy !req
81. - I only met Muffy this term.Copy !req
82. In Drama Society.Copy !req
83. I volunteered to do their costumes.Copy !req
84. I like to sew.Copy !req
85. Did you see her in "Ghosts"?Copy !req
86. - No.Copy !req
87. - Oh, she was wonderful.Copy !req
88. She's so talented.Copy !req
89. - Yeah, she is.Copy !req
90. - Guy, your fly is openCopy !req
91. and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.Copy !req
92. - Come on if you're coming!Copy !req
93. - Excuse me, sir, but we're
still waiting for someone.Copy !req
94. - This is Friday, my last run of the week.Copy !req
95. I don't get paid overtime.Copy !req
96. - But you have to wait because they saidCopy !req
97. this is the only way overCopy !req
98. and if he misses this one, how is he—Copy !req
99. - Wait up!Copy !req
100. - Go, go, go!Copy !req
101. - Sorry, guys.Copy !req
102. Nik, Chaz, hi.Copy !req
103. Rob Ferris.Copy !req
104. - Hi.Copy !req
105. - Hi.Copy !req
106. Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr.Copy !req
107. But please, call me Hal.Copy !req
108. Only my folks call me Harve
and I just can't stand it.Copy !req
109. Sure is pretty here, isn't it?Copy !req
110. - You're friends with Muffy St. John?Copy !req
111. - Sure am.Copy !req
112. We sit together in Econ 3.45.Copy !req
113. I let her copy my marginal utility curves.Copy !req
114. - Oh, I get it.Copy !req
115. That's a joke.Copy !req
116. - Harve.Copy !req
117. - Hal Springsteen!Copy !req
118. Still the boss!Copy !req
119. - Okay, let's go.Copy !req
120. We don't have all day.Copy !req
121. - You all buddies?Copy !req
122. - Except for Skip and Nan.Copy !req
123. Them we just met.Copy !req
124. - But we will be.Copy !req
125. - Careful what you say to him, though.Copy !req
126. He's Muffy's cousin.Copy !req
127. - Oh, no kidding!Copy !req
128. - Distant.Copy !req
129. Over the horizon.Copy !req
130. Otherwise I wouldn't have been invited.Copy !req
131. Old money never mixes family with friends.Copy !req
132. - This is true, as long as I've known her.Copy !req
133. - To protect her family, I guess.Copy !req
134. - No, to keep her friends.Copy !req
135. Choose your weapons, big guy.Copy !req
136. - Hey, what's this?Copy !req
137. - You up for a game of Stretch?Copy !req
138. - Okay.Copy !req
139. - Skip, your fly's open.Copy !req
140. - Eat it!Copy !req
141. - Ah, Rob!Copy !req
142. Your fly is open.Copy !req
143. Okay, don't believe me.Copy !req
144. - Oh, nice.Copy !req
145. - We're off.Copy !req
146. - Bye.Copy !req
147. - First round, the Champ!Copy !req
148. - You know what I find amazing?Copy !req
149. Muffy's her real name.Copy !req
150. I mean, my name's Harvey,
but they call me Hal.Copy !req
151. So I figure Muffy must
stand for something.Copy !req
152. Muffin?Copy !req
153. - Muff-child, Moffo the
Muffster, Muffin' Stuff—Copy !req
154. - Muff dive.Copy !req
155. - Hi, what are you reading?Copy !req
156. - Milton's "Paradise Lost".Copy !req
157. For Professor Russo's
course on English Epic.Copy !req
158. - Mmm.Copy !req
159. - You know, it's a shame.Copy !req
160. It's a dying form.Copy !req
161. - Dying.Copy !req
162. - Not too many people read
it nowadays, even in college.Copy !req
163. - Really?Copy !req
164. - What about you?Copy !req
165. - Oh, er,Copy !req
166. "Treasure Island: The History
of Pornography in America".Copy !req
167. - I'm a state university boy.Copy !req
168. I don't have the perksCopy !req
169. like some of you private college kids.Copy !req
170. - No, no, no.Copy !req
171. Don't give me that.Copy !req
172. - First of all, I'm hoping to interviewCopy !req
173. with her daddy's company,
Southern Regional Sales,Copy !req
174. next year before graduation.Copy !req
175. You know, he's worth more than
50 million over the counter.Copy !req
176. But I don't think that's
why she invited me, do you?Copy !req
177. - I mean, my God, we're not going to beCopy !req
178. sheltered little college
kids our whole life.Copy !req
179. Wake up!Copy !req
180. Smell the bacon, Nan!Copy !req
181. It's research I can do all on my own.Copy !req
182. And this is the best part,
I never get tired of it.Copy !req
183. You want to take a look?Copy !req
184. - Bruce's car was in the shop.Copy !req
185. - That's not my point.Copy !req
186. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
187. We're going to spend a weekend there?Copy !req
188. - What are you a fucking wimp?Copy !req
189. - I'm really not that interested anymore.Copy !req
190. - Come on, man!Copy !req
191. Just one more.Copy !req
192. Double or nothing.Copy !req
193. - Enough's enough.Copy !req
194. - What?Copy !req
195. Are you scared?Copy !req
196. - Hey, I said give it a rest.Copy !req
197. - Oh, fuck!Copy !req
198. - I'll get him!Copy !req
199. I'll get him!Copy !req
200. - Where is he?Copy !req
201. - All right!Copy !req
202. What you're looking for?Copy !req
203. - We got them!Copy !req
204. We got them!Copy !req
205. Did we nail them?Copy !req
206. - Ha ha ha.Copy !req
207. April Fool's.Copy !req
208. Very funny.Copy !req
209. What the hell is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
210. Somebody could have gotten
very hurt out there.Copy !req
211. - At least we don't go in for
this shoe-lace-is-untied crap.Copy !req
212. You know that.Copy !req
213. - That was great!Copy !req
214. Shit!Copy !req
215. - Okay, Buck, come on out of there.Copy !req
216. Come on, I'm gonna need some help up here.Copy !req
217. - Why?Copy !req
218. I'll just do it from here.Copy !req
219. Throw me a line.Copy !req
220. - This one?Copy !req
221. - That's the one.Copy !req
222. That'll work.Copy !req
223. Thank you.Copy !req
224. - Some hero you were.Copy !req
225. - Look, I took off my jacket and shoes.Copy !req
226. What the fuck do you want from me?Copy !req
227. There were three guys in the water.Copy !req
228. At least I'm not all wet.Copy !req
229. - Chaz, I'm only kidding.Copy !req
230. - Nikki, can we borrow your towel?Copy !req
231. - Yeah.Copy !req
232. - Hey, you guys have got to
admit, it was a hell of a trick.Copy !req
233. - I loved it.Copy !req
234. - Buck!Copy !req
235. Look out!Copy !req
236. Shit.Copy !req
237. - Calm him down!Copy !req
238. Calm him down!Copy !req
239. You've got to get him to a doctor.Copy !req
240. - Cal!Copy !req
241. - Cal!Copy !req
242. - Get in the boat!Copy !req
243. - They did it!Copy !req
244. They did it!Copy !req
245. - What's going on?Copy !req
246. Sam, what happened?Copy !req
247. - Tricks.Copy !req
248. Pranks.Copy !req
249. Ask your friends.Copy !req
250. Is your dad around?Copy !req
251. - No, he's in Sutton Place.Copy !req
252. Why?Copy !req
253. - You haven't heard
from him or anyone else?Copy !req
254. - No.Copy !req
255. - Look, I'm gonna have to borrowCopy !req
256. your boat to get back to shore.Copy !req
257. - We keep all the keys
on board in the kitchen,Copy !req
258. but I think there's an extra
one under the cushion there.Copy !req
259. - Look, you people, stay put, all of you.Copy !req
260. If anything else happens,Copy !req
261. or if anything happens to Buck,Copy !req
262. I want to know just where to find you.Copy !req
263. - Skip, it's not your fault.Copy !req
264. It was an accident.Copy !req
265. You didn't know.Copy !req
266. - Sure.Copy !req
267. Did you see his face?Copy !req
268. Muffy.Copy !req
269. Nothing bad ever happens to her.Copy !req
270. - There's an awful lot to
be done with this place.Copy !req
271. - You sound as if you own it.Copy !req
272. - I will, if all goes well.Copy !req
273. Next month when I turn 21, it's
my first stage inheritance.Copy !req
274. - First stage?Copy !req
275. What's your second?Copy !req
276. - Texas.Copy !req
277. You may be talking to
your future boss, Harve.Copy !req
278. - Nikki, burn my bags, baby!Copy !req
279. I am home!Copy !req
280. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
281. I could get really used to this.Copy !req
282. - We used to spend all our summers hereCopy !req
283. before my mother died.Copy !req
284. It's a very special place to me.Copy !req
285. - It's like a dream.Copy !req
286. - On a clear day,
you can see the Kennedys.Copy !req
287. - Wow!Copy !req
288. You guys, look at this!Copy !req
289. Oh, Muffers, our very own place settings!Copy !req
290. With our very own place cardsCopy !req
291. and here's our own little dolly!Copy !req
292. - It's just like an Agatha Christie.Copy !req
293. - And sporks!Copy !req
294. - Sporks?Copy !req
295. - And napkins with bunnies on them.Copy !req
296. Gee, Muffy, you really spared no expense.Copy !req
297. - How do you think Daddy made his money?Copy !req
298. - The old fashioned way.Copy !req
299. He inherited it.Copy !req
300. - I used to have all her outfits.Copy !req
301. - Hold it!Copy !req
302. Don't anybody move!Copy !req
303. But before this night is
over, somebody in this roomCopy !req
304. will pull his wang.Copy !req
305. - "My first experience was,
A, painful and degrading,Copy !req
306. "B, not so hot, but I
really cared about him,Copy !req
307. "C, I was ready to try againCopy !req
308. "or D, wildly exciting.Copy !req
309. "I had an orgasm."Copy !req
310. - A and part of B.Copy !req
311. - A and B, "Painful and
degrading, not so hot,Copy !req
312. "but I really cared about him."Copy !req
313. That's so sweet.Copy !req
314. - I'll take B.Copy !req
315. - "Not so hot, but
I really cared about him."Copy !req
316. Was it Rob?Copy !req
317. - Oh, no, it wasn't Rob.Copy !req
318. What about you, Nikki?Copy !req
319. - A and D, "Painful and degrading.Copy !req
320. "Wildly exciting.Copy !req
321. "I had an orgasm."Copy !req
322. Anyway, "The one thing I haven't tried yetCopy !req
323. "but am intensely curious about is,"Copy !req
324. "A, oral sex,"Copy !req
325. "B, anal entry,"Copy !req
326. "C, S&M,Copy !req
327. "D, group sex,"Copy !req
328. "E, lesbian sex,"Copy !req
329. "or F, all of the above."Copy !req
330. - What was C?Copy !req
331. - Hi, my name is Mary
O'Toole O'Reilly O'Shea.Copy !req
332. I want to go to convent
school, and things like that.Copy !req
333. Welcome.Copy !req
334. Welcome to my homeCopy !req
335. and "Lifestyles of the
Rich and Undeserving".Copy !req
336. My name's Arch Cummings
and I'm on a mission here,Copy !req
337. I'm on a mission to bed as
many women as humanly possible.Copy !req
338. Nan's out, to be honest.Copy !req
339. She likes the theater,
you know what I'm saying.Copy !req
340. Yeah, she's out of those
first round draft choices,Copy !req
341. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
342. - A poor boy can say, fuck you, Dad.Copy !req
343. I'm my own person.Copy !req
344. What's his father going to do?Copy !req
345. Kick him out of the house?Copy !req
346. Disinherit him?Copy !req
347. His life won't change much.Copy !req
348. He's got nothing to lose.Copy !req
349. - His father's love.Copy !req
350. - That was lost a long, long time ago.Copy !req
351. - Skip, blaming yourself
won't make Buck any better.Copy !req
352. - Hi.Copy !req
353. - Ta-da.Copy !req
354. - Boy, Muffy, you sure know howCopy !req
355. to make a guy look forward to dessert.Copy !req
356. - Please God, let it be ding dongs.Copy !req
357. - St. John hospitality,
taken to the extreme.Copy !req
358. - Well, I think it's real friendly.Copy !req
359. Makes me feel right at home.Copy !req
360. - How are we going
to feel after these beans?Copy !req
361. - You guys!Copy !req
362. - Nan, do you want some beans?Copy !req
363. - I wonder how Buck's doing.Copy !req
364. - You think we should call or something?Copy !req
365. - I'll call later.Copy !req
366. - I'm sure he's gettingCopy !req
367. the best medical care available, right?Copy !req
368. - Guys, let's change the subject.Copy !req
369. - Well,Copy !req
370. Harve's got his job
interview all figured out.Copy !req
371. What about the rest of us?Copy !req
372. Does anyone know what they're gonna beCopy !req
373. doing after graduation?Copy !req
374. - Good choice, Arch.Copy !req
375. - This is incredible.Copy !req
376. Here we are, privileged, independent,Copy !req
377. the hope for the future
right at this table.Copy !req
378. Not one of us knows what we're gonna doCopy !req
379. with the rest of our lives.Copy !req
380. - Rob knows.Copy !req
381. - Kit, come on.Copy !req
382. - Rob is going to medical school.Copy !req
383. - No shit.Copy !req
384. You got early acceptance?Copy !req
385. - We can talk about
this at some other time.Copy !req
386. - Why?Copy !req
387. You've already had the meeting
with your counselor, right?Copy !req
388. - Kit, I don't think he
wants to talk about itCopy !req
389. in front of everybody.Copy !req
390. - No, no, I don't mind.Copy !req
391. - Hey, we're all
friends here, right?Copy !req
392. - Sort of.Copy !req
393. - He said to forget it.Copy !req
394. He said that my grades might be okay,Copy !req
395. but basically I possess an
essential lack of seriousness.Copy !req
396. And that's what they look for.Copy !req
397. - Him too.Copy !req
398. That's what my guy said.Copy !req
399. I said you've got to be kidding.Copy !req
400. How can anyone be serious about anythingCopy !req
401. when some moron can steal a bombCopy !req
402. or push a buttonCopy !req
403. and nuke us all until our shadows glow?Copy !req
404. He wasn't impressed with that.Copy !req
405. - Oh, what's this?Copy !req
406. Dom Perignon sparkling rosè?Copy !req
407. - Smells like Ripple.Copy !req
408. - Outdone yourself again, St John.Copy !req
409. - Can I make a toast?Copy !req
410. Well,Copy !req
411. someone once said to meCopy !req
412. to cherish the friends
you make in college.Copy !req
413. - I try to cherish
all the friends I make.Copy !req
414. - Stop it!Copy !req
415. - Because, because they'll be the friendsCopy !req
416. you cherish most for
the rest of your life.Copy !req
417. So, well, here's to us.Copy !req
418. And here's to my life, because
I'm very glad to be hereCopy !req
419. and to be a part of all of you.Copy !req
420. - Muffy, anything you want to add to that?Copy !req
421. - Why me?Copy !req
422. - Because you're the hostess.Copy !req
423. )all laughing)Copy !req
424. - Okay.Copy !req
425. In his "Life of Johnson",
James Boswell said,Copy !req
426. "We cannot predict the precise momentCopy !req
427. "when friendships are formed.Copy !req
428. "As in filling a vessel drop by drop,Copy !req
429. "there is at last one
which makes it run overCopy !req
430. "so in a series,Copy !req
431. "so in a series of kindnesses,Copy !req
432. "there is at last one which
makes the heart run over."Copy !req
433. So, with this toast,
may our hearts run overCopy !req
434. and our friendships be formed.Copy !req
435. - All right.Copy !req
436. - Cheers!Copy !req
437. - Going down!Copy !req
438. - Okay.Copy !req
439. - Mmmm.Copy !req
440. All over myself!Copy !req
441. - Muffy!Copy !req
442. - April Fool!Copy !req
443. - Wow!Copy !req
444. Is this the bridal suite?Copy !req
445. - You like it?Copy !req
446. I thought you needed the room.Copy !req
447. - I'll find a use for it.Copy !req
448. Muffy?Copy !req
449. I know you and Arch had
something going before I met him.Copy !req
450. - Arch is sweet, but he
only has two expressions,Copy !req
451. collar up and collar down.Copy !req
452. - Yeah, I found that out.Copy !req
453. I guess what I'm trying to say now is,Copy !req
454. you always seem to get there first,Copy !req
455. but this time, Chaz is mine, okay?Copy !req
456. - What about Hal?Copy !req
457. - Harvey?Copy !req
458. Mr Junior Achievement?Copy !req
459. Oh, please!Copy !req
460. Yuck!Copy !req
461. - Don't try to tell me you hadn't thoughtCopy !req
462. of me in that way, Muffy.Copy !req
463. Why, I felt a spark between usCopy !req
464. the first time we laid eyes on each otherCopy !req
465. in Econ 3.45.Copy !req
466. Why, just think of it, Muffy.Copy !req
467. With my, my talentCopy !req
468. and yourCopy !req
469. money.Copy !req
470. No.Copy !req
471. - All right.Copy !req
472. We're going to have some privacy.Copy !req
473. You've got to be kidding.Copy !req
474. - Unless Muffy knows
something about us we don't.Copy !req
475. - Hold me, big fella!Copy !req
476. Hold me!Copy !req
477. - Just holster it, cowboy!Copy !req
478. - Let's play Hide the Sausage.Copy !req
479. - Pick it up!Copy !req
480. - Hold me like a
man can hold another man!Copy !req
481. - Why, just think of it, Muffers.Copy !req
482. With my raw, driving talentCopy !req
483. and your,Copy !req
484. your—Copy !req
485. - Wrong room.Copy !req
486. - Shit.Copy !req
487. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
488. - Rob?Copy !req
489. Are you still angry with me?Copy !req
490. About dinner?Copy !req
491. - No.Copy !req
492. I'm sorry.Copy !req
493. I'm not angry at you.Copy !req
494. I'm just,Copy !req
495. just angry.Copy !req
496. Ow, Jesus!Copy !req
497. Very funny.Copy !req
498. - Muffy!Copy !req
499. - Arch!Copy !req
500. - Hi, Muff!Copy !req
501. Hi.Copy !req
502. - Do you know what time it is, love?Copy !req
503. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
504. - Goodnight.Copy !req
505. - Real funny, you guys!Copy !req
506. Better ride than you could give me.Copy !req
507. - Hello?Copy !req
508. Shit.Copy !req
509. Who's there?Copy !req
510. Fuck!Copy !req
511. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
512. Fucking cat!Copy !req
513. Oh, God.Copy !req
514. - Morning.Copy !req
515. - A nightmare about
Buck and I don't know—Copy !req
516. - Good morning.Copy !req
517. - I was just hungry.Copy !req
518. I must look a mess.Copy !req
519. - Morning, Muff.Copy !req
520. - I forgot to get dressed.Copy !req
521. - So who made her night?Copy !req
522. - I don't know.Copy !req
523. - Where's Skip?Copy !req
524. - That depends what he's on.Copy !req
525. - You guys have got to be kidding.Copy !req
526. Have fun.Copy !req
527. - Hey, Nan, what about it?Copy !req
528. Come on.Copy !req
529. - No, thanks.Copy !req
530. Besides, I thought I'd wait to
see what Muffy wanted to do.Copy !req
531. - Chaz.Copy !req
532. Wedgie.Copy !req
533. - Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
534. - Chaz comes down.Copy !req
535. He comes down with it.Copy !req
536. - That's my bad knee!Copy !req
537. - I've got Nikki, I've got
Nikki, you get the ball.Copy !req
538. I'm covering Nikki.Copy !req
539. I've got her.Copy !req
540. She's covered.Copy !req
541. - Harvey, Harvey!Copy !req
542. Good one, Harve!Copy !req
543. Good one!Copy !req
544. - Hey, Rob, what's wrong?Copy !req
545. - I'm just thinkingCopy !req
546. about that meeting I had with my advisor.Copy !req
547. I feel like I'm going nowhere.Copy !req
548. - He only said you
weren't serious enough.Copy !req
549. - Kit, maybe it's crazy you
investing so much energy in me.Copy !req
550. Oh yeah, sure, you feel
this way about me now.Copy !req
551. What about a year from now,
when I'm a TV repairmanCopy !req
552. and all those other guys are—Copy !req
553. - Rob, you're right.Copy !req
554. - I know.Copy !req
555. I told you.Copy !req
556. I'm right.Copy !req
557. - You're right.Copy !req
558. - I know.Copy !req
559. I'm right.Copy !req
560. I said I'm right.Copy !req
561. - There's no question.Copy !req
562. - I'm right.Copy !req
563. - You're a jerk.Copy !req
564. - Oh, God!Copy !req
565. I am.Copy !req
566. - Come here, baby.Copy !req
567. - Skip, you son-of-a-bitch!Copy !req
568. Skip!Copy !req
569. - Respectable young Quaker coupleCopy !req
570. returning from a quiet
afternoon of non-violent sex.Copy !req
571. - So how was it?Copy !req
572. - Where's Skip?Copy !req
573. Anybody seen him?Copy !req
574. - Who wants to know?Copy !req
575. - God damn it, can't you just
give me a straight answer!Copy !req
576. - We just saw him down at the boat house,Copy !req
577. he was drifting by in a boat.Copy !req
578. He wasn't moving.Copy !req
579. He looked dead, unless he was joking.Copy !req
580. - Well, if it was Skip—Copy !req
581. - I saw his face, Chaz.Copy !req
582. - Look, has anybody seen
him since last night?Copy !req
583. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
584. - Well we'll look for him.Copy !req
585. I'll go with you.Copy !req
586. Come on.Copy !req
587. - I'm coming, too.Copy !req
588. - What's happening?Copy !req
589. Is something wrong?Copy !req
590. - Skip!Copy !req
591. Hey, asshole!Copy !req
592. - Hey, Skip!Copy !req
593. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
594. Look at this.Copy !req
595. Skip's knife.Copy !req
596. - Think it was that guy on the ferry?Copy !req
597. - I don't know.Copy !req
598. I don't know what to think.Copy !req
599. - I say we go looking for them.Copy !req
600. Him or Skip, one of them'sCopy !req
601. got to be around here somewhere.Copy !req
602. - You mean split up?Copy !req
603. - Yeah.Copy !req
604. - That's not—Copy !req
605. - No sucker's taking me yet.Copy !req
606. - I know why you're avoiding me.Copy !req
607. This is your idea of a joke.Copy !req
608. That's why you invited me here, isn't it?Copy !req
609. Isn't it?Copy !req
610. How did you find out?Copy !req
611. From one of his preppy friends?Copy !req
612. - I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
613. - You mean the tape just got there?Copy !req
614. Just appeared?Copy !req
615. You know, I thought you
wanted to be friends.Copy !req
616. - Skip!Copy !req
617. Skip?Copy !req
618. Skip?Copy !req
619. - Any sign of Skip?Copy !req
620. - No luck here.Copy !req
621. - Where's Arch?Copy !req
622. - He was with you.Copy !req
623. - Shit!Copy !req
624. That's it!Copy !req
625. - I don't like this.Copy !req
626. I definitely don't think I like this.Copy !req
627. - It's time to call the police.Copy !req
628. - 8248.Copy !req
629. Constable Potter has
an office at his home.Copy !req
630. Who wants tea?Copy !req
631. It'll relax our nerves.Copy !req
632. - Is she kidding?Copy !req
633. - I didn't know what kind anybodyCopy !req
634. would like so I brought them all.Copy !req
635. - Here, let me help you.Copy !req
636. I'll get some water.Copy !req
637. - Has he reached the constable?Copy !req
638. - We haven't be able to get
through to the mainland yet.Copy !req
639. - Oh, the main.Copy !req
640. It's probably broken.Copy !req
641. - There's no water?Copy !req
642. - What's happening?Copy !req
643. - There's no water!Copy !req
644. - What?Copy !req
645. - It happens sometimes.Copy !req
646. But there's still the well.Copy !req
647. - Jesus, I'll go.Copy !req
648. Just point me in the right direction.Copy !req
649. - Not without me.Copy !req
650. - I'm not worried about those two.Copy !req
651. Skip and Art.Copy !req
652. They're probably playing
some kind of stupid trick.Copy !req
653. - Yeah.Copy !req
654. Probably.Copy !req
655. - Is that it?Copy !req
656. When she said well, she really meant well.Copy !req
657. Who dug this thing?Copy !req
658. Pocahontas?Copy !req
659. - Here, let me do that.Copy !req
660. I've probably had more
experience than you.Copy !req
661. - You mean back home on the farm?Copy !req
662. - I know you think I'm a hick,Copy !req
663. but I'd like to change
your mind about thatCopy !req
664. if you'd give me a chance.Copy !req
665. - Why?Copy !req
666. - Because I would really
like to plow your field.Copy !req
667. - Draw me some water.Copy !req
668. - Oh, crap!Copy !req
669. - What happened?Copy !req
670. - I lost the bucket.Copy !req
671. - Harve.Copy !req
672. - Hal!Copy !req
673. The rope was rotten.Copy !req
674. Any fool could have seen that.Copy !req
675. - You didn't.Copy !req
676. - Would you shine the light down there.Copy !req
677. So I can get a fix on it.Copy !req
678. - Oh.Copy !req
679. - Nice going.Copy !req
680. - Okay, so I spazzed out.Copy !req
681. Now we're even.Copy !req
682. - What do we do now?Copy !req
683. - Look, there are little
rungs leading down the side.Copy !req
684. - So?Copy !req
685. - So you better get a move on.Copy !req
686. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
687. - I don't exactly relish the ideaCopy !req
688. of spending the entire rest
of the weekend without water.Copy !req
689. - Well, I'm not going down there.Copy !req
690. - Okay, fine.Copy !req
691. - Whoa, wait a minute!Copy !req
692. What are you doing?Copy !req
693. - What does it
look like I'm doing?Copy !req
694. - I don't think you ought to do this.Copy !req
695. Nikki.Copy !req
696. - Harvey, I'm a big girl now.Copy !req
697. I think I can handle a
few spiders and frogs.Copy !req
698. - Just be careful
down there, all right.Copy !req
699. Watch what you're doing.Copy !req
700. - Oh, watch what I'm doing?Copy !req
701. That's a hot one!Copy !req
702. I can barely see a thing.Copy !req
703. - Well just, just watch out anyway, okay?Copy !req
704. Just be careful.Copy !req
705. Nikki!Copy !req
706. Hey, answer me!Copy !req
707. - I'm fine, I'm fine.Copy !req
708. - Nikki!Copy !req
709. Nikki!Copy !req
710. Answer me!Copy !req
711. Nikki!Copy !req
712. Help!Copy !req
713. Nikki!Copy !req
714. Answer me!Copy !req
715. Help!Copy !req
716. Rob, Kit!Copy !req
717. Help!Copy !req
718. Nikki, damn it, answer me!Copy !req
719. Nikki!Copy !req
720. Nikki!Copy !req
721. Shit!Copy !req
722. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
723. - Come on!Copy !req
724. Come on, reach!Copy !req
725. Damn it, come on!Copy !req
726. - It's okay now.Copy !req
727. With the others, they were outside,Copy !req
728. but see, we're inside, so we're safe now.Copy !req
729. - It's all because ofCopy !req
730. what happened on the ferry, isn't it?Copy !req
731. - It was an accident.Copy !req
732. Christ, don't they know that?Copy !req
733. - Muffy, where do you keep your guns?Copy !req
734. - Guns?Copy !req
735. We don't keep guns in this house.Copy !req
736. Here.Copy !req
737. - God, not the water!Copy !req
738. - It's all right.Copy !req
739. It's Perrier.Copy !req
740. - Here.Copy !req
741. - Hello.Copy !req
742. Constable Potter, listen
man, you've got to help us.Copy !req
743. Arch, Skip and Nan—Copy !req
744. - Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
745. What are you talking about?Copy !req
746. That ain't possible.Copy !req
747. I'm telling you,Copy !req
748. I'm at the hospital
right now visiting Buck.Copy !req
749. - With Muffy?Copy !req
750. What are you saying?Copy !req
751. Yeah, all right, all right, all right.Copy !req
752. Just please, please get here, okay?Copy !req
753. He's on his way.Copy !req
754. He wants us to wait
here and stay together.Copy !req
755. - What about the ferryman?Copy !req
756. - Wasn't him.Copy !req
757. They've been together all day.Copy !req
758. - What?Copy !req
759. - I don't understand.Copy !req
760. - I don't, either.Copy !req
761. He's gonna send up a flare as
soon as he's nearing the dock.Copy !req
762. Then we go down as a
group to meet him there.Copy !req
763. In the meantime, we just wait here.Copy !req
764. - It's my father's study.Copy !req
765. - I just came in to make sure
that everything was secure.Copy !req
766. I had to lock those windows.Copy !req
767. - Good idea.Copy !req
768. Sometimes, with the tides,Copy !req
769. it could take somebody all nightCopy !req
770. to get here from the mainland.Copy !req
771. And even then, sometimes,
they don't make it.Copy !req
772. - Yeah.Copy !req
773. - What is taking him so long?Copy !req
774. - Maybe it's the tides.Copy !req
775. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
776. Aren't we supposed to be staying together?Copy !req
777. What about Rob and Muffy?Copy !req
778. - Rob's out back checking the doors.Copy !req
779. - What about Muffy?Copy !req
780. - She's acting less than normal anyway.Copy !req
781. - What do you mean?Copy !req
782. - You mean all day and
you haven't noticed?Copy !req
783. - Well, who isn't?Copy !req
784. - Those nurse's shoes.Copy !req
785. - What nurse's shoes?Copy !req
786. - The clodhoppers she's been
walking around in today.Copy !req
787. I mean crepe soles?Copy !req
788. - She was arguing with Nan in the hallCopy !req
789. before you and Rob came
back alone from the woods.Copy !req
790. About something Nan found in her room.Copy !req
791. Something—Copy !req
792. - What?Copy !req
793. - Something about an abortion.Copy !req
794. - I found something in my room, too.Copy !req
795. But I don't think it was intended for me.Copy !req
796. - Oh, really?Copy !req
797. - Oh, fuck you, Chaz.Copy !req
798. - What did you find?Copy !req
799. - I didn't find anything.Copy !req
800. - Uh-huh, and we're just
supposed to believe that, right?Copy !req
801. - That's right.Copy !req
802. I spent the night with Nikki, Harve.Copy !req
803. What about you?Copy !req
804. - What about me?Copy !req
805. - What's your little secret, huh?Copy !req
806. - I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
807. - Oh, come on, sport-o.Copy !req
808. I came into your room last night.Copy !req
809. You were jumping around
like your ass was on fire.Copy !req
810. - That was nothing!Copy !req
811. It was just some newspaper
clippings of some car accidents.Copy !req
812. - Nothing personal in that I suppose?Copy !req
813. - No!Copy !req
814. Who hasn't had a car accident?Copy !req
815. That's a common thing.Copy !req
816. - I haven't.Copy !req
817. - Oh, knock it off, Chaz!Copy !req
818. See what I wanna knowCopy !req
819. is how did Muffy find out
about this stuff and why—Copy !req
820. - Stop it!Copy !req
821. Just stop it, you guys!Copy !req
822. What's wrong with us?Copy !req
823. What happened to our talkCopy !req
824. about friendship and undying loyalty?Copy !req
825. Do you know what we're saying?Copy !req
826. We're actually sitting here,Copy !req
827. discussing the possibilityCopy !req
828. that Muffy, a good friend of all of ours,Copy !req
829. has invited us all here this weekend to—Copy !req
830. - I'm going upstairs.Copy !req
831. - Muffy, listen, we
should all stay together.Copy !req
832. - This is my home!Copy !req
833. I'll be in my room.Copy !req
834. - She does have a point there.Copy !req
835. We're all starting to get
on each other's nerves.Copy !req
836. - As long as we all just stayCopy !req
837. within shouting distance of each other.Copy !req
838. - Are you coming?Copy !req
839. - I'm gonna find a way up to the attic.Copy !req
840. - Why?Copy !req
841. - I can probably see the
constable better from up there.Copy !req
842. - It's all right.Copy !req
843. I can keep watch on the stairs.Copy !req
844. - Nikki, come on!Copy !req
845. - "Nikki, come on!"Copy !req
846. Don't give me any of
this "Nikki, come on".Copy !req
847. - What are you doing?Copy !req
848. - What does it look like I'm doing?Copy !req
849. Look, stay if you like.Copy !req
850. Lock your door, dig a trench, hang out.Copy !req
851. But once I leave this place,
I'm never coming back.Copy !req
852. - We're supposed
to all stay together.Copy !req
853. - Oh yeah, that
has been real effective.Copy !req
854. - What are you going to do, huh?Copy !req
855. Waltz down to the end
of the pier by yourself?Copy !req
856. Check your bags with the porterCopy !req
857. and wait for a stray
ocean liner to happen byCopy !req
858. and pick you up?Copy !req
859. - I can't stay here any more.Copy !req
860. - What if the constable never even shows?Copy !req
861. - Then I'll swim all the way backCopy !req
862. to the mainland if I have to.Copy !req
863. - Okay, you relax.Copy !req
864. - Oh great, three people are deadCopy !req
865. and you are telling me to relax.Copy !req
866. - Nikki, just wait a minute, okay, Nikki?Copy !req
867. Look at me.Copy !req
868. Nikki, look at me!Copy !req
869. Now, I know you've been through a lot.Copy !req
870. We've all been through a lot.Copy !req
871. Am I nervous?Copy !req
872. Yes.Copy !req
873. Am I a little bit scared?Copy !req
874. Yes.Copy !req
875. But am I running around like a chickenCopy !req
876. with its head cut off?Copy !req
877. - Oh, nice image.Copy !req
878. - No!Copy !req
879. I mean, you've got to just
lighten up a little bit.Copy !req
880. Come on.Copy !req
881. Hey, would the birdman of S&M worry?Copy !req
882. - Very funny, Chaz.Copy !req
883. - You gotta look at the
bright side of things.Copy !req
884. Everything's going to be okay.Copy !req
885. - Would you take that thing off?Copy !req
886. - Okay, okay.Copy !req
887. Ah!Copy !req
888. How about this one, huh?Copy !req
889. - You are such a jerk.Copy !req
890. - Oh, this is
turning you on, I can tell.Copy !req
891. Kiss me, you savage she-devil!Copy !req
892. - Get away from me!Copy !req
893. - Ooh, stop it stop it some more!Copy !req
894. I love it when you're rough.Copy !req
895. Of course, it would help
if I could breathe in hereCopy !req
896. just a little.Copy !req
897. Nikki?Copy !req
898. Come and get it!Copy !req
899. Nikki?Copy !req
900. - Oh, very subtle, Chaz.Copy !req
901. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
902. Just throw off my clothes
and jump on top of you?Copy !req
903. Just wind her up and watch her go!Copy !req
904. You have got a lot to learn, buddy.Copy !req
905. What is this, show and tell?Copy !req
906. You show me yours and
I get to show you mine?Copy !req
907. Well, forget it!Copy !req
908. You can just take that thingCopy !req
909. and shove it right back
in your pants, kiddo.Copy !req
910. Chaz.Copy !req
911. Chaz!Copy !req
912. Oh, come on, Chaz.Copy !req
913. Just say something.Copy !req
914. - No one's been up here in years.Copy !req
915. Do you see him?Copy !req
916. - No.Copy !req
917. He must not have a light on his boat.Copy !req
918. - Or maybe he's
chosen not to use it.Copy !req
919. - Kit, he said something else
about Muffy, on the phone.Copy !req
920. - What?Copy !req
921. - He said not to trust anyone.Copy !req
922. That's why we were
supposed to stay together.Copy !req
923. No one was to be left
alone with anyone else.Copy !req
924. And he said especially not with Muffy.Copy !req
925. - What did he mean by that?Copy !req
926. - I don't know.Copy !req
927. He wouldn't explain.Copy !req
928. - That's ridiculous.Copy !req
929. - Is it?Copy !req
930. Think about it.Copy !req
931. He's known her a lot longer than we have.Copy !req
932. - Wait, wait, Rob.Copy !req
933. What's that?Copy !req
934. - Just the dolls.Copy !req
935. - Rob, she's been up here.Copy !req
936. - So?Copy !req
937. - Rob!Copy !req
938. - Jesus!Copy !req
939. - Rob.Copy !req
940. - It's Arch, Skip and Nan.Copy !req
941. What are the two over there?Copy !req
942. He's here.Copy !req
943. Come on.Copy !req
944. Harvey!Copy !req
945. - Nikki!Copy !req
946. Nikki!Copy !req
947. - Harvey!Copy !req
948. Harvey!Copy !req
949. - Rob!Copy !req
950. - I can't find Harvey.Copy !req
951. - I can't find anyone.Copy !req
952. Nikki's door is locked.Copy !req
953. Rob, it was locked.Copy !req
954. - What about Muffy?Copy !req
955. - Forget her!Copy !req
956. - She's my friend!Copy !req
957. Muffy!Copy !req
958. Muffy, open the door!Copy !req
959. - Come on!Copy !req
960. Constable Potter?Copy !req
961. Constable Potter?Copy !req
962. Constable Potter?Copy !req
963. - Hey, wait, Rob.Copy !req
964. Don't go in there.Copy !req
965. - If there's another flare, we can signal.Copy !req
966. - Maybe he already went
back up to the house.Copy !req
967. - Shit, there's no key.Copy !req
968. - Oh, damn!Copy !req
969. Wait, wait, Rob.Copy !req
970. - "State Hospital.Copy !req
971. "Pursuant to our previous communications,Copy !req
972. "please be advised that the
patient under discussionCopy !req
973. "has still not been found
and returned to custody"Copy !req
974. "and is now believed to be attemptingCopy !req
975. "to return to her home
in your jurisdiction.Copy !req
976. "If encountered, exercise extreme cautionCopy !req
977. "and notify us immediatelyCopy !req
978. "as Miss St John has been a
patient here for three years"Copy !req
979. "and is still considered
incorrigibly unstableCopy !req
980. "and extremely dangerous."Copy !req
981. - Miss St. John?Copy !req
982. Muffy hasn't been in an
institution for three years.Copy !req
983. She's been at Vassar.Copy !req
984. - We've got to get this boat started.Copy !req
985. - How?Copy !req
986. - Oh.Copy !req
987. The house.Copy !req
988. Didn't Muffy say there
was a key in the kitchen,Copy !req
989. back in the house?Copy !req
990. - Oh, Rob, I can't go back up there.Copy !req
991. I can't go back there.Copy !req
992. - Kit, we've got no choice.Copy !req
993. We've got to go back.Copy !req
994. - Rob, look.Copy !req
995. The doors.Copy !req
996. They've been closed.Copy !req
997. - There.Copy !req
998. That's how we're going in.Copy !req
999. Here, hold this.Copy !req
1000. Here.Copy !req
1001. Where are the stairs?Copy !req
1002. - What's that?Copy !req
1003. Rob, look.Copy !req
1004. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1005. It's Muffy's clothes!Copy !req
1006. - I don't get it.Copy !req
1007. - Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1008. - What?Copy !req
1009. - What's that?Copy !req
1010. - I don't know.Copy !req
1011. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
1012. The picture of the girls in the study,Copy !req
1013. that letter,Copy !req
1014. and what the constable
was trying to tell you!Copy !req
1015. It's not Muffy!Copy !req
1016. It's her twin sister, Buffy!Copy !req
1017. She's got a twin sister!Copy !req
1018. Rob, don't you see?Copy !req
1019. Rob!Copy !req
1020. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1021. Rob, I can't—Copy !req
1022. - Pull it away.Copy !req
1023. The boat key?Copy !req
1024. It's got to be here.Copy !req
1025. - Where is it?Copy !req
1026. - The wall!Copy !req
1027. The key board?Copy !req
1028. Jesus!Copy !req
1029. Look in the cupboards!Copy !req
1030. - I can't find it!Copy !req
1031. - Damn it!Copy !req
1032. Where is it?Copy !req
1033. Kit!Copy !req
1034. Let me out, Kit!Copy !req
1035. - Let me out, Kit.Copy !req
1036. - No!Copy !req
1037. Rob!Copy !req
1038. Buffy!Copy !req
1039. - Run, Kit, run!Copy !req
1040. Please, just leave us alone, okay?Copy !req
1041. Please, we're just going to go home now.Copy !req
1042. Enough!Copy !req
1043. Stop!Copy !req
1044. - Babe!Copy !req
1045. - Please just let us leave.Copy !req
1046. Buffy, you can stop now.Copy !req
1047. Stop!Copy !req
1048. No, Buffy, no!Copy !req
1049. - I love you, Kit!Copy !req
1050. - Please.Copy !req
1051. No.Copy !req
1052. Please, just leave us alone!Copy !req
1053. Please.Copy !req
1054. Just let us go, please.Copy !req
1055. No!Copy !req
1056. No!Copy !req
1057. Oh, ha ha!Copy !req
1058. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1059. That's really funny, you guys!Copy !req
1060. Really funny!Copy !req
1061. Fuck you!Copy !req
1062. - Kit, I love you!Copy !req
1063. Kit!Copy !req
1064. I love you!Copy !req
1065. - I love you, too, babe.Copy !req
1066. - April Fool!Copy !req
1067. - Kit, Kit!Copy !req
1068. - You guys are so terrific.Copy !req
1069. I love you all.Copy !req
1070. I want to thank you from
the bottom of my heartCopy !req
1071. for being such good sports.Copy !req
1072. - Oh yeah, sure.Copy !req
1073. Quite welcome.Copy !req
1074. Any time.Copy !req
1075. - Rob, you and Kit, you two were the best.Copy !req
1076. You figured it all out.Copy !req
1077. The clues.Copy !req
1078. They really worked.Copy !req
1079. - What clues?Copy !req
1080. - What's this all about?Copy !req
1081. And don't anyone say April Fool's againCopy !req
1082. or I'll rip them apart.Copy !req
1083. - April Fool.Copy !req
1084. - I tell ya.Copy !req
1085. It's a script for a weekend special.Copy !req
1086. It's going to help me keep the house.Copy !req
1087. Look, next month I get the houseCopy !req
1088. as part of my mother's inheritance.Copy !req
1089. It's true.Copy !req
1090. But only if I could show my fatherCopy !req
1091. that it could carry itself,Copy !req
1092. what with taxes and expenses and all.Copy !req
1093. Otherwise, he's gonna
sell out of the family.Copy !req
1094. So I decided to turn
it into a country inn.Copy !req
1095. But not just a stuffy old,
run-of-the-mill country inn.Copy !req
1096. One that specializes in offeringCopy !req
1097. a once-in-a-lifetime whodunnit weekend.Copy !req
1098. I needed a rehearsal.Copy !req
1099. I had to try my idea out on somebody.Copy !req
1100. - So you guys all had
a part in this, right?Copy !req
1101. - Don't look at me.Copy !req
1102. - No, we got sucked into this
just as badly as you did.Copy !req
1103. - Once you were all killed off, yes.Copy !req
1104. But everybody had to co-operateCopy !req
1105. or none of it would have worked.Copy !req
1106. - So I guess there's no
twin sister, Buffy then?Copy !req
1107. - There is a crazy twin, all right,Copy !req
1108. but his name isn't Buffy.Copy !req
1109. - His name?Copy !req
1110. - Skip?Copy !req
1111. - He's your brother?Copy !req
1112. - You bastard!Copy !req
1113. You were in on the whole deal too!Copy !req
1114. - Only the set up.Copy !req
1115. Muffy told me to say I was her cousinCopy !req
1116. so we could pull the prank on the ferry.Copy !req
1117. And I had no idea what
was gonna happen to Buck.Copy !req
1118. - Buck Williams, make-up
artist par excellence.Copy !req
1119. - I've got something for you, big guy.Copy !req
1120. Here, catch!Copy !req
1121. These were just old props that I redressedCopy !req
1122. with some of the help
from Muffy's photographs.Copy !req
1123. - Sure fooled me.Copy !req
1124. - So, I take it this isn't the constable.Copy !req
1125. - Kit Graham, I want you to
meet my uncle, Frank St. John,Copy !req
1126. of St. John et Frères, Wall Street.Copy !req
1127. - Hi.Copy !req
1128. Harvey "Hal" Edison Jr.Copy !req
1129. Pleased to meet you, sir.Copy !req
1130. - How did I do?Copy !req
1131. I've never done no acting before.Copy !req
1132. I was really shaking!Copy !req
1133. - Oh.Copy !req
1134. Cal is our regular ferrymanCopy !req
1135. between the mainland and
the islands around here.Copy !req
1136. But I thought he was up
to the dramatic challenge.Copy !req
1137. - Argh!Copy !req
1138. - Muff, you were so lucky.Copy !req
1139. You could have gotten yourself killed.Copy !req
1140. - Well, I nearly did
with Harve over there.Copy !req
1141. And who could have known about the snakeCopy !req
1142. in the woods with Arch?Copy !req
1143. But with the paying guests,Copy !req
1144. they're gonna know what they're in forCopy !req
1145. and the scenario won't
be nearly so extreme.Copy !req
1146. I do regretCopy !req
1147. some of the fake clues that
I put into the bedroomsCopy !req
1148. were taken a bit too seriously,
and I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
1149. But we had fun, didn't we?Copy !req
1150. Come on!Copy !req
1151. I'm never gonna forget this
weekend as long as I live.Copy !req
1152. - You're telling me.Copy !req
1153. When I was out there
swinging in the woods,Copy !req
1154. I nearly crapped my pants!Copy !req
1155. - What do you mean, nearly?Copy !req
1156. I was there, remember?Copy !req
1157. - Arch, you browned your trousers?Copy !req
1158. - Well, you know, I was—Copy !req
1159. - It's all right, Arch.Copy !req
1160. They'll be out of the dryer soon.Copy !req
1161. - Drink, drink.Copy !req
1162. - Meet a good friend of mine.Copy !req
1163. - Oh God!Copy !req
1164. No!Copy !req
1165. - April Fool.Copy !req