1. TUG'. This does not look good.
Cap Rooney, three-time league MVP...Copy !req
2. and Coach Tony D'Amato's star
38-year-old quarterback is down...Copy !req
3. and not moving.Copy !req
4. Don't you see he's hurt?Copy !req
5. WOW.
Oh, WOW.Copy !req
6. TUG'. Did you see that?
BRANSON". That hurts.Copy !req
7. BRANSON". Every Shark fan has
a sickening feeling in his stomach.Copy !req
8. TUG'.
Let's look at this again.Copy !req
9. Cap Rooney is down and in pain.Copy !req
10. Get me Vincent.Copy !req
11. Riggman makes a beautiful move
over Julian Washington.Copy !req
12. TUG'. Frees up Watson up the middle.
Look at Gates on the back side.Copy !req
13. Who's on weak side safety?Copy !req
14. Stop showing that.Copy !req
15. Back with Cap's condition
after a word from our sponsors.Copy !req
16. - They cut to a commercial.
- I think I broke my back!Copy !req
17. My butt!Copy !req
18. Damn it! Fuck!Copy !req
19. - Where's it hurt?
- Where you're touching it!Copy !req
20. Candy-ass, no-blocking bitches!Copy !req
21. Suck it up, Cap.Copy !req
22. Can't breathe.Copy !req
23. Neither can I.
It's the humidity.Copy !req
24. Should we get a stretcher?Copy !req
25. Do I have to get a stretcher?
You that old?Copy !req
26. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
27. I should, but you just
bled on my suit.Copy !req
28. TUG'. There goes history.
That's the real deal there.Copy !req
29. Thirty-nine-year-old Cap Rooney...Copy !req
30. two-time Pantheon Cup winner,
almost 50,000 passing yards...Copy !req
31. now to be replaced
by the second-string quarterback.Copy !req
32. All right, nice and easy.
We're up. See? 21-17.Copy !req
33. Just hold on. Steady.Copy !req
34. Where's my helmet?Copy !req
35. Get him his helmet.
You'll need that, Tyler.Copy !req
36. TUG". I'm not really sure how D'Amato's
going to get over this one, Kev.Copy !req
37. Way to hold that football, kid.Copy !req
38. Take it easy. Don't worry.Copy !req
39. We're gonna finish this one
without you.Copy !req
40. BRANSON". With three losses
and three games until the playoffs...Copy !req
41. this could spell the end
to an already dismal season.Copy !req
42. Attendance is down,
while the Dolphins have prospered.Copy !req
43. Bad-coaching-dot-com.
That's Tony's web site.Copy !req
44. Honey, your zone coverage is soft.
Press it.Copy !req
45. Get that out of my face. Shark! We
need more pressure on the quarterback.Copy !req
46. - I'm on it, coach.
- Go fix it.Copy !req
47. - I said fix it!
- I'm on it, goddamn it!Copy !req
48. This'll put the Sharks' hopes
on the shoulders of Julian Washington.Copy !req
49. Backup quarterback Tyler Cherubini
has not seen a lot of action.Copy !req
50. Cherubini has not thrown
for a first down all season.Copy !req
51. TUG".
Fumble!Copy !req
52. Oh, my gosh! Touchdown!Copy !req
53. The Americans go up, 23 to 21.Copy !req
54. Man, oh, man!
Did they nail him!Copy !req
55. It doesn't look like
Cherubini's getting up.Copy !req
56. Fuck!Copy !req
57. TUG'. Two quarterbacks in a row.
I have not seen this since '88.Copy !req
58. Or '78? When the Aztecs
and the Pharaohs lived.Copy !req
59. Any given Sunday,
anything can happen.Copy !req
60. They need you back.
Cherubini's down.Copy !req
61. Did he fall off the bench?
What the hell's next? Stigmata?Copy !req
62. Sit him out and don't touch him
till I get back.Copy !req
63. Give me the names of players
in the quarterback market.Copy !req
64. How about every available line coach?Copy !req
65. Somebody who can teach this line
how to fucking block.Copy !req
66. Malloy. Find out about him.Copy !req
67. TUG'. Cap's out.
Man, I can't believe it.Copy !req
68. BRANSON".
Do you know Willie Beamen?Copy !req
69. BRANSON". No, I don't.
Who is Willie Beamen?Copy !req
70. Beamen! What are you doing?Copy !req
71. - I told you to warm up 5 minutes ago!
- What happened?Copy !req
72. Look at your fucking play card!
It's upside down!Copy !req
73. Get your head out of your ass!Copy !req
74. Beamen, you're up.
Left Deuce Zig 22 Tomcat.Copy !req
75. You know what that is?
Easy handoff to Julian.Copy !req
76. The Americans got no profile
on you. You surprise them.Copy !req
77. Look at me!Copy !req
78. You're gonna do fine.
You hold it all inside. There.Copy !req
79. Stay focused.Copy !req
80. Okay? Stay there.Copy !req
81. Willie, can you hear me?Copy !req
82. As we await word
on Cap's condition...Copy !req
83. Miami is sending in third-string
quarterback Willie Beamen.Copy !req
84. I've been in too many of these.Copy !req
85. 26 years old, a mystery.
7th-round pick out of Dallas.Copy !req
86. In his fifth year. He went
to the University of Houston.Copy !req
87. First year with the Sharks.
He's seen four teams in his career.Copy !req
88. All right, listen up.Copy !req
89. We're gonna run
Left Deuce Zig 22 Tomcat.Copy !req
90. What's the snap count?Copy !req
91. Beamen, make the call!Copy !req
92. You all right'?Copy !req
93. That's a first.Copy !req
94. Oh.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
95. Fuck! You puked on the logo!Copy !req
96. I got to get in a 3-point
stance in your vomit, nigger?Copy !req
97. Set on two. On two. Ready?Copy !req
98. Look at me.
I'll be the next to knock you up.Copy !req
99. Buckle up! It's gonna be
a long day today.Copy !req
100. Set!Copy !req
101. 66! Hike! Hike!Copy !req
102. Get used to that! I'll be picking
peanuts out of your ass!Copy !req
103. First down!
378! Hut! Hike!Copy !req
104. Change the play. Audible.
Change the play!Copy !req
105. Check it! Check it!
Red 70 Blackstar!Copy !req
106. Red 70 Blackstar!Copy !req
107. Where'd you dream that up, rook?Copy !req
108. - Red what?
- What the fuck is that?Copy !req
109. TUG'. Looks like an audible.
Looks like a broken play.Copy !req
110. Goddamn it!Copy !req
111. Does he know any of these plays?Copy !req
112. The guy knows the basic package,
but he's only taken a few snaps.Copy !req
113. What's a Red 70 Blackstar?
There is no such fucking play!Copy !req
114. I just figured that out, J.Copy !req
115. But there should be one.Copy !req
116. It's the future of the team.Copy !req
117. Blue 88! Blue 88!Copy !req
118. Unless you gonna kiss me,
get your hand off my ass!Copy !req
119. That's what your girl told me
last night!Copy !req
120. Hurry! Hurry up!Copy !req
121. BRANSON".
He's letting it go!Copy !req
122. Interception!Copy !req
123. - Shit!
- No!Copy !req
124. intercepted by Gates!Copy !req
125. TUG'.
This kid's been moving too fast.Copy !req
126. He's way ahead of his receiver.
He's nervous.Copy !req
127. And it's Minnesota 24
and Miami 21 at the half.Copy !req
128. Try an enema.
What do I give a shit?Copy !req
129. When this corner's coming up
I want you to drop back.Copy !req
130. We got a third-string quarterback
that won't produce shit.Copy !req
131. When I'm talking about defense,
you're dumb enough, we made it simple.Copy !req
132. We made this shit real fucking simple.Copy !req
133. 101. You lightheaded?Copy !req
134. I was lightheaded at kickoff. Now I'm
one-foot-in-the-fucking-coffin stage.Copy !req
135. A couple quarts low.
You need an oil change, Madman.Copy !req
136. Then why are my legs
one big fucking knot?Copy !req
137. I need some Vicodin.
I need some cyclobenzaprine—!Copy !req
138. Put that on your nose.
Harvey, could I speak to you?Copy !req
139. Cap's losing ankle strength.Copy !req
140. You examined him?Copy !req
141. Ollie, you're one of the few
relatives I can stomach...Copy !req
142. but you're the internist.
I'm the orthopedist, remember?Copy !req
143. Bone, muscle, joint, me.
Runny nose, diarrhea, pinkeye, you.Copy !req
144. Got it? Thanks.Copy !req
145. Cap. You're okay.
It's just a bruise.Copy !req
146. No ribs broken.
Your back film's normal.Copy !req
147. Something is definitely wrong here.
My butt is killing me!Copy !req
148. I'll send you over for an MRI.Copy !req
149. Doc, pull the pipes, man!Copy !req
150. Doc, I got to go, man!
Call of the wild!Copy !req
151. - Out of my way!
- Sharks football: Whatever it takes!Copy !req
152. Place-kicker, out of the way!Copy !req
153. I'm taking a dump, unless you want
to be in a shitstorm!Copy !req
154. Don't bend your elbows.Copy !req
155. Whatever. Do what you gotta do!Copy !req
156. Don't bend your elbows.Copy !req
157. Sit down! Listen up!Copy !req
158. Who are you throwing to? The receiver?
Or you got some other shit on your mind?Copy !req
159. We just lost two goddamn quarterbacks...Copy !req
160. in one half of football...Copy !req
161. because our line...Copy !req
162. couldn't pick up a backside bandit
on max protection!Copy !req
163. All week long we work on the calls.Copy !req
164. Over, over, over again!Copy !req
165. You are not fucking focused!Copy !req
166. McKenna, what are you doing?Copy !req
167. Keep your head on a swivel!
Slide out there! Pick up that robber!Copy !req
168. Roll up those outside linebackers!Copy !req
169. Beamen.Copy !req
170. Know your site adjustments.
Understand?Copy !req
171. Sanderson and Fox
will break off their routes...Copy !req
172. but you gotta be there and deliver.
Two turnovers in one half!Copy !req
173. Defense!
This is what we gotta do here.Copy !req
174. I don't know.
You gotta do something out there.Copy !req
175. You gotta make it happen.
I don't know what you're doing.Copy !req
176. You gotta stop flying around the ball!
Tackle somebody!Copy !req
177. Don't let these guys
chew up the clock on us.Copy !req
178. When we put eight in a box,
you gotta jam those receivers!Copy !req
179. If you make mistakes, make them big.
I won't eat your lunch for that.Copy !req
180. Here we got P.J.,
Mac, Beastman, Horny, Shark.Copy !req
181. One-two yards less each time...Copy !req
182. they'll be looking at second and 8,
instead of second and 6.Copy !req
183. We're only down by 3.
We can win this.Copy !req
184. Gotta win this.Copy !req
185. We got three losses in a row!Copy !req
186. I'm sick and tired of this.
Are you?Copy !req
187. Yeah!Copy !req
188. Because if you're not,
raise your hand. Come on.Copy !req
189. If you're going to act like a loser,
raise your hand.Copy !req
190. If you're going to act like pussy,
raise your hand!Copy !req
191. What are you doing, J?Copy !req
192. I didn't want you to be the only pussy
with his hand raised, coach.Copy !req
193. Okay.Copy !req
194. Gentlemen!Copy !req
195. This is where we live!Copy !req
196. We're not gonna let them
fuck with us in our house, are we?Copy !req
197. Let's go out there and kick some
second-half butt!Copy !req
198. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
199. We got a dance planned for you.
Payback's a bitch!Copy !req
200. Motherfucker!Copy !req
201. I'll fucking kill you, son of a bitch!Copy !req
202. Get this guy under control!Copy !req
203. TONY".
Settle him down!Copy !req
204. Slot Left 90 Go Z Read.Copy !req
205. Here we go.
Settle down, settle down.Copy !req
206. Shit!Copy !req
207. We got it back. We got it back.Copy !req
208. Time-out, time-out.Copy !req
209. It looks like back surgery...Copy !req
210. but I'm told he may be back
by playoffs.Copy !req
211. What's wrong?Copy !req
212. What's wrong?Copy !req
213. It's just moving so fast.Copy !req
214. Believe me when I tell you this.Copy !req
215. You can only get better.Copy !req
216. And you don't have to worry about
getting the hook...Copy !req
217. because I got no one left.Copy !req
218. I'm playing like shit.
I ain't playing like myself.Copy !req
219. You know how to play.
You played this game your whole life.Copy !req
220. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
221. You grew up in Dallas, right?Copy !req
222. So maybe you're back in Dallas
right now.Copy !req
223. You're home, you're enjoying yourself.Copy !req
224. You're back in the 'hood just before
your mama calls you in for dinner.Copy !req
225. I say, "Go to the Buick.
Turn around, I'll throw it to you."Copy !req
226. - Remember that?
- Something like that.Copy !req
227. What I'm saying is,
you gotta forget it all.Copy !req
228. The crowd, the audibles,
the goddamn playbook.Copy !req
229. Just focus on this next one pass.Copy !req
230. Go to the Buick. Turn around.Copy !req
231. Turn around.Copy !req
232. Enjoy it.
That's what you're here for.Copy !req
233. Slot. Throw it.Copy !req
234. TONY'.
Forget the whole goddamn playbook.Copy !req
235. Just focus on this one next pass.Copy !req
236. He's got it! He's got it!Copy !req
237. TUG'.
Touchdown, Sanderson!Copy !req
238. And what a feeling it must be
for young Willie Beamen.Copy !req
239. It's his first AFFA touchdown.Copy !req
240. And it looks like the Sharks
are back in the ball game.Copy !req
241. Let's kick some extra
point, dog. Let's get off the field.Copy !req
242. Where did we find this guy, Johnny?Copy !req
243. I think Arnie spotted him
before he left.Copy !req
244. BRANDON". D'Amato's gotta go for it.
First down can run out the clock.Copy !req
245. - What's with these plays?
I can't get in his face.Copy !req
246. Tell him he's gotta take a chance.Copy !req
247. - I'm doing my best.
Turn up the volume!Copy !req
248. Red Beats Read.Copy !req
249. They're giving us the flat.Copy !req
250. - Let's run smoke and throw.
They're looking for the pick.Copy !req
251. I'm not taking any chances,
not with this ballerina.Copy !req
252. Third down and five.Copy !req
253. They're screaming for him to dump it.Copy !req
254. It's wide open.Copy !req
255. I know this coach. He's a prick.Copy !req
256. This is a setup. I've seen this.
We'll run it again.Copy !req
257. Let's do it!Copy !req
258. Let's do Deuce Left 22...Copy !req
259. Red, 22.Copy !req
260. Run the same play?Copy !req
261. BRANSON". All the Sharks have to do
is hold on to the ball.Copy !req
262. It's money time! Give me five!
We home and dry and flying high.Copy !req
263. Let the D win it, J-man.
We don't need no first down.Copy !req
264. That's why you don't score
with the ladies!Copy !req
265. Same play. Same play.Copy !req
266. On two!Copy !req
267. Call time-out. They're stacked up
against the run.Copy !req
268. Time-out's for TV. Negative.Copy !req
269. TUG".
Fumble!Copy !req
270. He fumbled!Copy !req
271. Loose ball! Minnesota's got it.Copy !req
272. TUG".
How stupid! How selfish!Copy !req
273. Julian Washington fumbles the ball!Copy !req
274. In your face!Copy !req
275. BRANSON". You wonder if the big
bonus when he reaches 1500 yards...Copy !req
276. didn't play into that one.Copy !req
277. TUG". That's right, Kev.
Now D'Amato's lost four games in a row.Copy !req
278. Two hands!Copy !req
279. With two hands, you showboat!Copy !req
280. Honey, please don't feel too bad.Copy !req
281. We lost once.Copy !req
282. All of a sudden...Copy !req
283. one of these real tall gentlemen...Copy !req
284. ml-Umped up so high...Copy !req
285. and he just picked that thing
out of that air just like that.Copy !req
286. And I thought your daddy...Copy !req
287. I thought he'd have a heart attack.Copy !req
288. Pogo is very depressed.Copy !req
289. He died because of this.Copy !req
290. I don't want you to take anything
so seriously, honey.Copy !req
291. - It's just a game, honey.
- Good night, Mother.Copy !req
292. - Good night, darling.
At least the dog still loves her.Copy !req
293. Make sure she gets home, all right?Copy !req
294. No stops.Copy !req
295. Shall I wait up?Copy !req
296. No, I'd be a lousy date tonight.Copy !req
297. Don't forget I'm in Boston
tomorrow for 2 or 3 days.Copy !req
298. It's a complicated deposition.Copy !req
299. I'm sorry. I forgot.Copy !req
300. You forgot?Copy !req
301. Kick their asses.Copy !req
302. Tomorrow morning, first thing.Copy !req
303. Make it three.Copy !req
304. You want a walk-through?Copy !req
305. Let it go, Willie.
You played strong.Copy !req
306. I'm just sick of losing.Copy !req
307. When you're my age,
you get used to it.Copy !req
308. All right, everybody, listen up!Copy !req
309. Played your hearts out there today.Copy !req
310. No blame, nobody.Copy !req
311. Let's take a knee. Father.Copy !req
312. You and I have been in some tough
places together, haven't we?Copy !req
313. I went to my playbook.Copy !req
314. And the Book says the rain falls
on the just and the unjust alike.Copy !req
315. Now, we just lost four in a row.Copy !req
316. That doesn't mean
that we're specially cursed.Copy !req
317. Joy comes in the morning.Copy !req
318. There are no atheists in foxholes.Copy !req
319. Let's pray.Copy !req
320. "Our Father, who art in Heaven..."Copy !req
321. How you doing, Rock?
I felt like I was gonna die.Copy !req
322. They went in and they sucked out...Copy !req
323. my L-5 disk.Copy !req
324. It's no big deal.Copy !req
325. - Did we win?
They beat us by three.Copy !req
326. What'd the kid throw?Copy !req
327. Nine of 14 for 176.Copy !req
328. TDs?Copy !req
329. Two.Copy !req
330. Holy moly!Copy !req
331. I can beat this.Copy !req
332. Cindy, will you please call that nurse?Copy !req
333. This doesn't work! I'm a football
player! They gotta pump up the volume!Copy !req
334. Breathe.Copy !req
335. Don't overachieve.Copy !req
336. Even at 50%, nobody's better.Copy !req
337. Playoffs...Copy !req
338. I'll be ready.Copy !req
339. It's getting late. I'll
stop by in the morning. Get some rest.Copy !req
340. - Good night, Cindy.
- Good night.Copy !req
341. Tony.Copy !req
342. Don't you give up on me.Copy !req
343. Hey.Copy !req
344. You're like a son to me, Cap.Copy !req
345. I'll fight for you till the day I die.Copy !req
346. Willie Beamen, I don't believe you.Copy !req
347. Your first big game on TV,
and you didn't let your own mama know!Copy !req
348. Here it is right here.Copy !req
349. Not that Willie didn't have some
nauseating moments of his own.Copy !req
350. Lord, on national TV!
- Oh!Copy !req
351. Poor guy!Copy !req
352. Are you gonna start?
You could at least play first-string.Copy !req
353. No, probably not.Copy !req
354. Let's hope Willie Beamen
brings his Tums with him.Copy !req
355. You should be starting.
- Mom, I'm number three.Copy !req
356. There ain't nothing
I can do about it.Copy !req
357. You've been at this for 5 years!Copy !req
358. Tell everybody I said I love them,
and I'll see them.Copy !req
359. - I love you too, Willie.
- I love you.Copy !req
360. Baby, she just wants the best for you.Copy !req
361. Yeah, I know she does.Copy !req
362. You did great!Copy !req
363. ROSE'. You gotta wonder why D'Amato
would call that play...Copy !req
364. when J-man likes to pick his spot
when he runs.Copy !req
365. Calling the same play twice?
What's that about?Copy !req
366. There's a reason this team's
lost four games in a row.Copy !req
367. Forget about the offensive line.Copy !req
368. And forget about Cap Rooney.Copy !req
369. Forget about the money-grubbing
Christina Pagniacci.Copy !req
370. Hello, genius!Copy !req
371. This guy started coaching
in the late '60s, for God's sake!Copy !req
372. I'm glad he's not talking about me.Copy !req
373. Here you go, coach.
- Thank you.Copy !req
374. ROSE'. This is a team with more
than 200 variations on the pass!Copy !req
375. Napoleon D'Amato's playbook's
got less than 75 plays, total!Copy !req
376. 200 variations on a pass!
What's wrong with this picture?Copy !req
377. You're that coach, right?Copy !req
378. Yeah.Copy !req
379. I'm Mandy. Mandy Murphy.Copy !req
380. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
381. You look better in real life.
You're always yelling at people on TV.Copy !req
382. At least I look better
than that old fart up there, no?Copy !req
383. I think.Copy !req
384. You do.Copy !req
385. - How old are you?
- I don't think age matters.Copy !req
386. I think older guys have a certain thing.Copy !req
387. I've wanted to meet you since I was 16.Copy !req
388. You were on the sidelines.
You were winning this big game.Copy !req
389. The Pantheon Cup, yeah.Copy !req
390. That was it.
God, that's so wild!Copy !req
391. So you promise to keep a secret?Copy !req
392. I don't know. How do you mean?
On a date?Copy !req
393. I got a place.Copy !req
394. It's close by. It's quiet.Copy !req
395. It's a thousand.Copy !req
396. Five thousand for the night.
You won't regret it.Copy !req
397. I'm flattered, thank you, but...Copy !req
398. I got friends.
I could do your friends too.Copy !req
399. - Some other time maybe.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
400. Good luck.
I'll be rooting for you.Copy !req
401. - Thank you.
- Coach.Copy !req
402. I know you're not gonna
pass on that, D'Amato.Copy !req
403. I must be drunk.Copy !req
404. —Christina Pagniacci,
who's so smart...Copy !req
405. she sold three of last year's
starters in the off-season.Copy !req
406. You think you can lose
your coaching instincts?Copy !req
407. You never had them.
How you gonna lose them?Copy !req
408. All I got are my instincts.
I lose those...Copy !req
409. I got nothing.Copy !req
410. Leave a message
and we'll get right back to you.Copy !req
411. Have a nice day. Bye-bye.Copy !req
412. So, Jeanette...Copy !req
413. I was hoping you'd be awake.Copy !req
414. What time is it out there, anyway?Copy !req
415. Never mind.Copy !req
416. Could you tell Tommy that I'll be
in L.A. in a couple of weeks?Copy !req
417. We got a game.Copy !req
418. I'd like to get together with him...Copy !req
419. but I don't have his new number.Copy !req
420. I really miss the shit out of
little Timmy and Melinda.Copy !req
421. And you.Copy !req
422. Grand kids.Copy !req
423. We got grandkids.Copy !req
424. Why did we get divorced anyway?Copy !req
425. Fuck!Copy !req
426. OPERATOR'. If you'd like to make
a call, please hang up and try again.Copy !req
427. Shit!Copy !req
428. We're gonna make a difference
this week!Copy !req
429. Just the tip of the ball. Catch it!Copy !req
430. This ain't no bullshit
West Virginia. You in the big leagues!Copy !req
431. What the fuck is that? What are you,
a pussy? That ain't no damn hit.Copy !req
432. - 14 years, I know how to hit.
- 14 years, you're captain.Copy !req
433. Show me!Copy !req
434. Break that shit up!Copy !req
435. Goddamn it, baby! You did it!Copy !req
436. That's my boy, my brotherfucker!Copy !req
437. That's the way to hit it, Shark.
That is the way to hit it.Copy !req
438. Now, come on in here.Copy !req
439. Let me get this straight.Copy !req
440. The California governor says there's
nothing for the public to vote on?Copy !req
441. ED". She's got the finances to build
a new stadium in Los Angeles...Copy !req
442. using lottery money.Copy !req
443. Jeez, Ed!Copy !req
444. L.A.'s a dream.Copy !req
445. ED". Certainly good enough to leverage
the city of Miami into a new stadium.Copy !req
446. What about the Rosenthal bid?Copy !req
447. $250 million?Copy !req
448. It's so low.Copy !req
449. With a new stadium and winning team...Copy !req
450. this club is worth $800 million.Copy !req
451. TONY".
It's me!Copy !req
452. You're like your dad.
You're a dreamer.Copy !req
453. Take the money!Copy !req
454. You're still young, darling.
Start over. Start a family.Copy !req
455. ED:
You don't love football anyway.Copy !req
456. It's none of your business, Ed.Copy !req
457. Let's keep this between us three.Copy !req
458. - Morning, Tony.
- Morning, Christina.Copy !req
459. ED: Tony.
Ed.Copy !req
460. Alka-Seltzer?Copy !req
461. No, thank you.
I had about four for breakfast.Copy !req
462. This is a hell of a loss, Tony.Copy !req
463. I can see how my mom drinks herself
into a stupor watching football games.Copy !req
464. But this kind of play makes me
want to jump out of a window.Copy !req
465. You can run this a million times,
but on any given Sunday—Copy !req
466. "You'll either win or you'll lose.Copy !req
467. The point is, can you win or lose
like a man?" Dad said lots of things.Copy !req
468. Actually, I said that.Copy !req
469. But he could never stand losing.Copy !req
470. And Julian couldn't resist
going for his bonus yards.Copy !req
471. Blame me, not Julian.
That was my call.Copy !req
472. I know it was, Tony.Copy !req
473. It's four in a row.Copy !req
474. This season is a disaster.Copy !req
475. ED: Without the playoffs,
there's no more TV money.Copy !req
476. You see this?Copy !req
477. They want your head.Copy !req
478. Your father would laugh at them.
This is a good team.Copy !req
479. We hit, we win.Copy !req
480. We put pressure, we win.Copy !req
481. We penetrate, we win. You do it as
tough as it is possible to do!Copy !req
482. And you do that in all things.Copy !req
483. You die hard.Copy !req
484. That's what I'm talking about.
You die hard.Copy !req
485. Dad used to say:Copy !req
486. "No intensity, no victory."Copy !req
487. Where the hell is your intensity,
Tony?Copy !req
488. Four years ago,
we won the Pantheon Cup!Copy !req
489. - I was there, remember?
Now what are we?Copy !req
490. We're a second-tier team, that's what.Copy !req
491. Admit it! You're not being honest!Copy !req
492. We're a solid football team.
We're just not inspired.Copy !req
493. Too many free agents.
We got Julian. He's a mere.Copy !req
494. End of the season, he's gone.Copy !req
495. Next year, we rebuild our running game.Copy !req
496. You talk about a running game, but
who cares as long as you're winning?Copy !req
497. People want to see passes, touchdowns.Copy !req
498. High scores. That's the game today.Copy !req
499. I paid a lot of money
to get Nick Crozier here...Copy !req
500. specifically to modernize—Copy !req
501. Football's played on a field,
not in the goddamn boxes.Copy !req
502. You knew that when you had candy
stuck in your braces.Copy !req
503. If we got the linemen I wanted...Copy !req
504. our first two quarterbacks
would still be walking.Copy !req
505. Think of the future.Copy !req
506. Do you know what we could get for Cap?Copy !req
507. Probably a second
and a third-draft choice.Copy !req
508. We know that he's finished but—Copy !req
509. I don't know that Cap is finished.Copy !req
510. Do I have to remind you
that he helped build this franchise?Copy !req
511. He's a hero to the working people
of Florida!Copy !req
512. Probably one of the greatest pressure
players of all time.Copy !req
513. You can't out Cap—Copy !req
514. Cap and Shark were great,
but memories—Copy !req
515. Shark changed linebacking forever!Copy !req
516. He made a quantum leap in the game!Copy !req
517. That's why we'll say goodbye
to both of them...Copy !req
518. with dignity, with class.Copy !req
519. I won't cut Cap or Shark no matter
how much class you do it with.Copy !req
520. My contract's very clear on this point.Copy !req
521. I coach my way.Copy !req
522. We make less money
than 90% of the other teams!Copy !req
523. - The economics—
- Fuck the economics!Copy !req
524. Your father, you hear me? Your father
didn't interfere! He made it work!Copy !req
525. That's because you were a fighter.Copy !req
526. You had intensity.Copy !req
527. As much as I respect...Copy !req
528. my famous Uncle Tony...Copy !req
529. the players are just not
responding to you.Copy !req
530. ED: Art, may he rest in peace,
spent money like water.Copy !req
531. But in the modern game
with the marketing costs—Copy !req
532. Listen, I will do anything to bring
this team back to greatness.Copy !req
533. I guess I had nothing to do with that.
That was all your dad.Copy !req
534. Am I excused now?Copy !req
535. Jeez, who's playing the child now?Copy !req
536. Everybody's got to renegotiate,
and that means you too.Copy !req
537. Are you saying my contract's up
at the end of the season?Copy !req
538. The economics aren't there,
that what you're saying?Copy !req
539. You know, you're not giving me
a whole lot to work with.Copy !req
540. You know how your dad and I negotiated
my contract? We had a beer.Copy !req
541. We shook hands.Copy !req
542. Well, I don't drink beer, Tony.Copy !req
543. I don't imagine you do, no.Copy !req
544. Fucking beer?Copy !req
545. Fourteen to three, Chicago.
Second quarter.Copy !req
546. Eight minutes left.Copy !req
547. Oh, man! Bad, bad pass.Copy !req
548. TUG'. This has been a tough start
for Tyler Cherubini...Copy !req
549. who has yet to find his rhythm.Copy !req
550. Tyler, we're in Miami.Copy !req
551. You're throwing the ball to Georgia.
It's not clicking.Copy !req
552. The offense isn't clicking.Copy !req
553. - Rest it up.
- I can get it done.Copy !req
554. I know you can. Not now.Copy !req
555. What's going on?
Stop these sons of bitches!Copy !req
556. Suck it up!Copy !req
557. B.J., I'm gonna kick your ass!Copy !req
558. Then I'll kick that million-dollar
bonus baby's ass!Copy !req
559. Then I'll go in the stands
and kick both your mama's asses!Copy !req
560. - Fumble. We got the ball.
- It's ours.Copy !req
561. Get Beamen.Copy !req
562. You feel like throwing up?Copy !req
563. Last time you puked,
you had a hell of a game.Copy !req
564. Make a ritual out of it,
people will respect you.Copy !req
565. We'll go at them.
We're going with the script.Copy !req
566. Focus.Copy !req
567. Concentration.Copy !req
568. Downfield, downfield.
Every inch. Every inch.Copy !req
569. You see it before you do it.
You see it, you do it.Copy !req
570. I feel it. Why'd you take so long?
This one's about to slip away.Copy !req
571. Then go ahead. Let's go!Copy !req
572. Make me a believer!Copy !req
573. 14-3, Chicago...Copy !req
574. second quarter,
three minutes left.Copy !req
575. Set!Copy !req
576. Green 68! Hike!Copy !req
577. TUG'. Beamen's got the ball,
with room to run. Look at him go!Copy !req
578. He's carrying it
like a loaf of bread.Copy !req
579. TUG". This kid can move.
He's got some flexibility.Copy !req
580. He's got genius ankles.Copy !req
581. Look at him go!Copy !req
582. That's what we need.
Yeah!Copy !req
583. A 57-yard carry by Willie Beamen.Copy !req
584. What the fuck is he doing?Copy !req
585. Will somebody teach this kid
how to slide? He'll kill himself!Copy !req
586. I don't need another Julian out there.Copy !req
587. I understand.Copy !req
588. TUG'.
There goes breakfast.Copy !req
589. He seemed confused.
What's he confused about?Copy !req
590. What's 60 Bravo?Copy !req
591. Red Draw, Regular Group.Copy !req
592. That was your play. Twins Right
3 Zig 88, throw ball on one. Ready?Copy !req
593. BRANSON". Beamen to the line of
scrimmage. 3 minutes, 14-3 Chicago.Copy !req
594. Green 68! Hike!Copy !req
595. Touchdown, Miami!Copy !req
596. I don't know what he's doing.
I didn't call that play.Copy !req
597. - My touchdown!
- It was yours, it was yours.Copy !req
598. What the hell was that?Copy !req
599. - It was a bootleg.
- I know it was a goddamn bootleg!Copy !req
600. I'm glad there's no microphone
down there.Copy !req
601. I wouldn't want to be
on D'Amato's dark side.Copy !req
602. I didn't call that play.
I called a Regular 22 Fox.Copy !req
603. You know what that is, son?Copy !req
604. Yeah, I know what that is.Copy !req
605. You run the plays I call.Copy !req
606. You with me, son?Copy !req
607. Yeah, I'm with you, boss.Copy !req
608. I'm with you.Copy !req
609. Green 68!Copy !req
610. BRANSON".
Sharks first and goal at the 8.Copy !req
611. We'll see what the offense puts
together against this Rhino defense.Copy !req
612. What the hell—?Copy !req
613. Crozier, what's he doing?Copy !req
614. I don't know what he's doing.Copy !req
615. Watch 55!Copy !req
616. Set!Copy !req
617. Black 33, hike!Copy !req
618. TUG'. Beamen back to pass,
the rush is on.Copy !req
619. Got good protection.
He's rolling out right in a bootleg.Copy !req
620. He pulls it down!
There's room to run!Copy !req
621. He's got some daylight.
He's going for it!Copy !req
622. It looks like they got him!Copy !req
623. Yes! What the hell was that?Copy !req
624. Holy mackerel! That is football!Copy !req
625. TUG". If I'm Tony D'Amato right now,
I'm praying to the football gods:Copy !req
626. "What did I ever do to deserve this?"Copy !req
627. "A new breed of athlete...Copy !req
628. and man.Copy !req
629. The future.Copy !req
630. Welcome to the 21 st century."Copy !req
631. Sharks, baby!Copy !req
632. - What's the name of my team?
Sharks!Copy !req
633. Tony, come stai?Copy !req
634. BUSINESSMAN 2;
Why didn't you kick?Copy !req
635. You should've kicked!Copy !req
636. Cap, you gonna be ready for playoffs?Copy !req
637. I've always been a quick healer.
I'll be there.Copy !req
638. - You should've kicked.
- I'll be back. I just saw somebody...Copy !req
639. It gives me great pleasure
to present D.A.R.E...Copy !req
640. with this $250,000 contribution.Copy !req
641. The city of Miami thanks you,
Christina Pagniacci.Copy !req
642. You are a great Miamian.Copy !req
643. You've done as much as anyone...Copy !req
644. to eliminate drugs and crime
from our city streets.Copy !req
645. And your Sharks have provided
wonderful role models...Copy !req
646. for our inner-city youth
to look up to. And I'm all for it!Copy !req
647. And now...Copy !req
648. let's get down and party!Copy !req
649. Where is that bold and beautiful
quarterback of yours?Copy !req
650. Cap, he)'-Copy !req
651. Say hello to His Honor.Copy !req
652. - Good to see you, sir.
- Show me some love.Copy !req
653. Absolutely.Copy !req
654. You know my wife, Cindy?Copy !req
655. - It's so nice to see you.
Nice to see you.Copy !req
656. I mean the other quarterback.
You know, the black dude?Copy !req
657. - Who?
- He means Willie.Copy !req
658. Of course, of course.Copy !req
659. Dexamethasone?Copy !req
660. And extra-strength hydrocodeine.Copy !req
661. That mix makes Jimmy crazy.
Can't get it up!Copy !req
662. Count your blessings.Copy !req
663. ls Willie managing to keep
his food down tonight?Copy !req
664. Yeah, he's fine.
I'm Vanessa Struthers.Copy !req
665. Jack got such a laugh off that one.Copy !req
666. Jimmy had to order new shoes.Copy !req
667. I'm Jamie Lasseter.Copy !req
668. Heather Sanderson.Copy !req
669. Are you and Willie married?Copy !req
670. No, but we've been together for six—Copy !req
671. Doesn't count until you're married...Copy !req
672. or until you get your name
in the paper as "and wife."Copy !req
673. J, did I ever tell you
what this bitch said about me?Copy !req
674. Where's your handkerchief?Copy !req
675. Bitch says,
"Your sausage ain't right."Copy !req
676. That shit bummed me out, man.
I went to a shrink.Copy !req
677. Next time use a handkerchief.Copy !req
678. Orville!Copy !req
679. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
680. Motherfuckers might have AIDS!Copy !req
681. Woman-beater!
Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
682. Asshole!Copy !req
683. Let's get out
before she goes public.Copy !req
684. Fuck!Copy !req
685. Motherfucker!Copy !req
686. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
687. Be proud, son.
You are the future of football now.Copy !req
688. You are a model for your people now,
Willie Beamen.Copy !req
689. A black man unafraid.Copy !req
690. Stand tall.Copy !req
691. Give me some love!Copy !req
692. - You pretty cool too, mayor.
- Thank you.Copy !req
693. It's great to see you again. Welcome.Copy !req
694. Good to see you too.Copy !req
695. - Are you married?
- I'm between marriages.Copy !req
696. Between marriages?
What do you do for dick?Copy !req
697. Can I be honest with you?Copy !req
698. This is a waste of my time.Copy !req
699. I come up with the edge we need, the
stats, the probabilities, each week.Copy !req
700. I won't waste another season under Tony.Copy !req
701. You won't, okay?Copy !req
702. I promise.Copy !req
703. Your team ain't doing
what the Dolphins are doing.Copy !req
704. A new stadium is the last thing
on the city council's mind.Copy !req
705. I'm not asking you to vote, T.J.
I'm asking you to deliver.Copy !req
706. I want the 250 million you promised me.Copy !req
707. I can get the rest with the bond.Copy !req
708. Schools are howling for money,
roads need redoing.Copy !req
709. If you're not there for us...Copy !req
710. we'd seriously consider
leaving this town.Copy !req
711. Your lease has two more years,
so don't set fires you can't put out.Copy !req
712. There are loopholes.
The stadium's falling apart.Copy !req
713. You haven't contributed one penny
to the maintenance on that relic.Copy !req
714. Now that's the Pagniacci I believe.
I see your teeth. Get down, girl.Copy !req
715. You are a relative babe
in this town. Go slow.Copy !req
716. First you get along, then you go along.Copy !req
717. Come on, darling.Copy !req
718. We are a pro team;
we're losing a ton of fucking money.Copy !req
719. "Life begins with a kickoff"...Copy !req
720. Art used to say.Copy !req
721. - That's Artie.
- He was football, Margaret.Copy !req
722. I know.Copy !req
723. Now all we have are these...Copy !req
724. know-it-all ESPN analysts.Copy !req
725. Hi, Tony.Copy !req
726. I've just been knighted.Copy !req
727. Come on, Mom. Let's go.Copy !req
728. Oh, no.Copy !req
729. Why do we have to leave?
It's not late.Copy !req
730. It's getting there.Copy !req
731. I gotta give this back to you.Copy !req
732. We gotta do this again!Copy !req
733. Let's do it tomorrow night.Copy !req
734. I remember when my dad
designed that ring.Copy !req
735. Guess I'll have to wear mine
on a chain around my neck.Copy !req
736. You got to win one first.Copy !req
737. I was only trying to make—Copy !req
738. No, just win one.Copy !req
739. Good night!
- Night!Copy !req
740. See you later!Copy !req
741. I saw you looking at
Heather Sanderson's ass!Copy !req
742. Why didn't you introduce her
to the mayor?Copy !req
743. You damn sure didn't introduce me.Copy !req
744. After all these years!Copy !req
745. I'm not worried about them!Copy !req
746. I'm not thinking about the mayor
or them crackhead assholes!Copy !req
747. I'm thinking about the game!Copy !req
748. What're you saying?
I don't look so good to you anymore?Copy !req
749. You know, for a college graduate,
you're plumb dumb.Copy !req
750. "Heather said this, Cindy said this!
Willie this and Willie that!"Copy !req
751. Fuck!Copy !req
752. You come at me
when I'm dealing with this shit?Copy !req
753. Get the fuck out.Copy !req
754. Get your hands off me.
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
755. You gonna hit me now?Copy !req
756. You're turning into a shit like
everybody on that team.Copy !req
757. - I'm calling your mama!
- You're calling my mama?Copy !req
758. Girl, look. Don't let my success
go to your head, bitch!Copy !req
759. Bitch?Copy !req
760. Why not find a college motherfucker
you can hang outwith?Copy !req
761. What you worried about me for?
With that educated ass.Copy !req
762. You're right. I am educated!Copy !req
763. And your dumb country ass
can't even read a fucking playbook.Copy !req
764. You can take your football, since
it's the only ball you got anyway...Copy !req
765. and stick it up your ass...Copy !req
766. because my beautiful ass
you won't be seeing anymore.Copy !req
767. I'll be at Darlene's house.
She might fuck better than you, bitch!Copy !req
768. - Get your dyke ass out!
- I'm not a dyke!Copy !req
769. You got a nasty mouth on you too!Copy !req
770. I don't want you around my kids...Copy !req
771. with that goddamn cussing and shit!Copy !req
772. Fuck you, big-ass bitch!Copy !req
773. Mind if I sit down for a minute?Copy !req
774. What you listening to?Copy !req
775. Rap.Copy !req
776. Anyone I know?Copy !req
777. Trick Daddy.Copy !req
778. Yeah.Copy !req
779. - You know him?
- Sure.Copy !req
780. You ever listen to jazz?Copy !req
781. You know, Coltrane, Monk...Copy !req
782. Miles Davis, Billie Holiday?Copy !req
783. I don't get into the old stuff much.Copy !req
784. Well, maybe I'll put together
a tape for you.Copy !req
785. - My favorites—
- CDs.Copy !req
786. These. CDs.Copy !req
787. Forget about it then.Copy !req
788. How about your morn?
Is she ever gonna come to a game?Copy !req
789. Church.Copy !req
790. She thinks that Sundays is for church.Copy !req
791. You know...Copy !req
792. Maybe you don't know this...Copy !req
793. but I lost my dad
when I was young too.Copy !req
794. World War ll.Copy !req
795. So...Copy !req
796. If you ever want to talk
about that stuff...Copy !req
797. I'm around.
Okay?Copy !req
798. Okay.Copy !req
799. Deuce Right Split 25
Barrel Clear on one.Copy !req
800. I'm coming in fast.
Don't make me wait.Copy !req
801. On one. Ready?Copy !req
802. - What did he say?
- I don't speak Ebonics.Copy !req
803. I don't speak Beamen.Copy !req
804. I got the outside backer?
- You got the nose.Copy !req
805. Nose. Face.Copy !req
806. They think that you are a bunch of
lowbrow Neanderthal shitheads!Copy !req
807. They think they'll gut you and leave
you with your insides hanging out...Copy !req
808. so that the goddamn buzzards
can eat your no-playing asses!Copy !req
809. You're gonna have a stroke!Copy !req
810. I don't get strokes, motherfucker!
I give them!Copy !req
811. TUG".
Fumble! Oh, no!Copy !req
812. There goes another one
from J-man. Or was it Willie Beamen?Copy !req
813. Aw, come on!Copy !req
814. Damn it!Copy !req
815. Snake Eyes Right, right?
I was adjusting!Copy !req
816. You didn't adjust shit!Copy !req
817. I called an audible.Copy !req
818. Tony, bad news.Copy !req
819. I think McKenna's got a distended knee.
He's out.Copy !req
820. He's out for how long?Copy !req
821. If he's lucky, Easter.Copy !req
822. You didn't adjust shit!Copy !req
823. Knock it off! Knock it off!Copy !req
824. You realize that that little screwup
just cost us McKenna for the season!Copy !req
825. Sit down, all of you!
Sit down and shut the fuck up!Copy !req
826. They're leaking,
you don't know where. Fix it!Copy !req
827. Don't scream, yell,
all that bullshit! Fix it!Copy !req
828. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
829. Where'd you find this faggot?Copy !req
830. - I had to get that out of my system.
- Don't do it on my shoes.Copy !req
831. On your period, anorexic?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
832. Right Deuce Dog 90 Smoke on three.Copy !req
833. Jimmy, you're one. Ice, you're two.Copy !req
834. Champagne, you can clear out.
J-man, take the flat.Copy !req
835. Don't force it if you don't got it.Copy !req
836. I'm a righteous fucker.
On three. Ready?Copy !req
837. TUG'.
Wow, look at that block!Copy !req
838. TUG".
Perfect throw! Touchdown!Copy !req
839. Touchdown pass,
Beamen to Sanderson.Copy !req
840. Touchdown, Beamen.
Touchdown, Sharks!Copy !req
841. Strong right!Copy !req
842. Will you get someone to block 58?Copy !req
843. Turn it up!Copy !req
844. Punting team. Jesus!Copy !req
845. Right Deuce Gun, F-shoot 60 Snake Eyes
on three.Copy !req
846. You run Snake Eyes in the red zone.Copy !req
847. Get on my page or shut the fuck up.Copy !req
848. On three. Ready?Copy !req
849. TUG'. Under incredible pressure,
off his back foot!Copy !req
850. Sixty yards! Touchdown!Copy !req
851. Playoffs!Copy !req
852. Playoffs, New York
and home-field advantage.Copy !req
853. TUG". As the Sharks go into
their bye week...Copy !req
854. the story's gotta be
Willie Beamen.Copy !req
855. He's running. He's throwing.Copy !req
856. He's rocking and rolling,
chucking and jiving.Copy !req
857. He's flat-out steaming.Copy !req
858. This magic Sunday,
he's Steamin' Beamen.Copy !req
859. Hell, no.
Not this Nazi rock shit again!Copy !req
860. Metallica rules!Copy !req
861. Hetfield is God.
We live to serve him.Copy !req
862. You should bow down
to the monsters of rock!Copy !req
863. That's right, bitch!Copy !req
864. Can you feel the intensity, baby?Copy !req
865. We did something exceptional today.Copy !req
866. We were under pressure, and we did it.Copy !req
867. Come Wednesday,
we got one thing on our minds.Copy !req
868. One thing, victory!Copy !req
869. We wanna feel this way again,
don't we?Copy !req
870. New York!Copy !req
871. Hey, guys.Copy !req
872. - Clark. Great game.
- Appreciate it.Copy !req
873. Where's Beamen at?Copy !req
874. He's down there.Copy !req
875. How's it going?Copy !req
876. Hey, Cap-Copy !req
877. J.J., great game.
Looking really good out there.Copy !req
878. Pete, don't stiffen up on me.Copy !req
879. - Beamen. Willie.
- Hey.Copy !req
880. Congratulations. You were great.
Really exciting to watch out there.Copy !req
881. Well, you know, I thrill to chill.Copy !req
882. You can't dance!Copy !req
883. Get off the juice,
you'll get a little loose!Copy !req
884. Fuck you. Fuck you.
It's like that?Copy !req
885. I'll be back. I'll be back.Copy !req
886. I hope you don't think this is rude.Copy !req
887. You know, I don't B.S., Miss Pagnicci.Copy !req
888. You do it to me.Copy !req
889. I was wondering if we could go out
for a drink or something, hang.Copy !req
890. - I'm flattered. Really, I am.
- You should be.Copy !req
891. But I've never dated players.
It gives the wrong impression.Copy !req
892. I guess you're saying you're
influenced by what other people think.Copy !req
893. I think we all are, in business.Copy !req
894. And it's...Copy !req
895. "Pagniacci."Copy !req
896. Eat this, you fucking pussies!Copy !req
897. I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry!Copy !req
898. Reebok's got this ad campaign...Copy !req
899. ready to go the moment I hit
2000 yards. But it's ABC, man.Copy !req
900. I don't get the ball, I don't get
my stats, I don't get my money.Copy !req
901. This team isn't about your damn stats.Copy !req
902. That's a winning attitude, J.Copy !req
903. How much you paying that
300-pound blocker?Copy !req
904. Let him block.Copy !req
905. Because he sure can't run like I can.Copy !req
906. J-man's got a point.Copy !req
907. Beamen ain't doing his homework.Copy !req
908. He won't read the playbook,
he won't come see the films.Copy !req
909. He doesn't even know the names
of the defense he's facing.Copy !req
910. He don't give
a gee-whiz about anybody.Copy !req
911. He just wants
to make the plays himself.Copy !req
912. He's young, Cap.
He doesn't know how to read like you.Copy !req
913. What do you mean, he's young?
Come on! He just does what he likes.Copy !req
914. He's changing the plays in the huddle.
Plays that you designed, that I love.Copy !req
915. He's dissing this play and dissing
that play. "I got a better play!"Copy !req
916. Guys, we won.Copy !req
917. What's the point?Copy !req
918. I'm trying to get paid!
That's the point!Copy !req
919. The point is, if we don't win,
you can't do your commercials.Copy !req
920. What do you know?
You're an offensive coordinator!Copy !req
921. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
922. Keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
923. Get this shit straight, coach.
I'm with you, man.Copy !req
924. It's all right, J.Copy !req
925. Anything else?Copy !req
926. Hey, guess what?Copy !req
927. Coach suddenly invited me
over for dinner.Copy !req
928. Or orders me, more like.Copy !req
929. That means you made it, boy.Copy !req
930. The coach thinks you're the real deal,
invites you to his house...Copy !req
931. makes the worst jambalaya.Copy !req
932. Better bring some flowers.Copy !req
933. Coach gets really pissed off
if you don't bring flowers.Copy !req
934. Flowers?Copy !req
935. Trust me, man.Copy !req
936. When?Copy !req
937. Saturday.Copy !req
938. That's tight, man.
Got a gig over at my house.Copy !req
939. Going to be a lot of trim.Copy !req
940. Don't bring no sand to the beach.Copy !req
941. Come on, I'm a born-again ladies' man.Copy !req
942. I bet you were born again, baby.Copy !req
943. With a team, hotshot, you can try
to lead them, but will anyone follow?Copy !req
944. You go out there on your own,
you're gonna die a very lonely death.Copy !req
945. You feeling me?Copy !req
946. Say, Cap, how old are you again?Copy !req
947. We got a problem.
There's something wrong with Shark.Copy !req
948. Brilliant. Did you
go to medical school for that?Copy !req
949. His eye-hand coordination's
deteriorating.Copy !req
950. He's fucked up. The crazier they are,
the more the crowd likes it.Copy !req
951. This isn't pro wrestling.
He needs an MRI.Copy !req
952. You gonna order a $20,000 workup
for every nutcase on this team?Copy !req
953. Could have a subdural hematoma,
intracranial bleeding.Copy !req
954. Or he could just be
a crazy fucker, okay?Copy !req
955. They walk on that field every Sunday.Copy !req
956. The only one thing going for them:
their confidence.Copy !req
957. You chip away at that
with a bunch of unnecessary testing...Copy !req
958. and we can kiss
the playoffs goodbye.Copy !req
959. Are you saying
I can't do the tests on Shark?Copy !req
960. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
961. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
962. I have earned their trust.
You haven't. Good night.Copy !req
963. Hey, baby.Copy !req
964. - What's the matter?
- Who's Courtney?Copy !req
965. I don't know who Courtney is.
Why are you starting your shit?Copy !req
966. Hi, Turk!Copy !req
967. What's it like to be a nobody one day
and have the world know you the next?Copy !req
968. I was always a star.
Y'all just didn't know about it.Copy !req
969. It ain't the whole world.Copy !req
970. Two billion people in China
ain't never heard of the game.Copy !req
971. Sharks are in the water.Copy !req
972. The busboy, Steamin' Beamen.
What you think?Copy !req
973. It's all to the good,
that's what I think, baby.Copy !req
974. Let's get out of here.
This studio time ain't cheap.Copy !req
975. Take over.
I'll be doing this every day.Copy !req
976. Gotta get to workCopy !req
977. That's rightCopy !req
978. You know my nameCopy !req
979. My name is WillieCopy !req
980. Willie BeamenCopy !req
981. I keep the ladiesCopy !req
982. Creamin'Copy !req
983. And all my fans
Got 'em screamin'Copy !req
984. Think you can defeat me?
You're dreamin'Copy !req
985. Get set, motherfucker.Copy !req
986. Then we can get in the gym.Copy !req
987. Give generously
to Child Find of America.Copy !req
988. And let's make every kid
feel like a superstar.Copy !req
989. Willie! Willie!Copy !req
990. You should have fought for
that "superstar" line.Copy !req
991. "Giving."Team sport."Copy !req
992. Those are the lines.Copy !req
993. Meanwhile, honey,
you used to do this spot alone.Copy !req
994. Hit it!Copy !req
995. Finished?Copy !req
996. Take care of Julian for me?Copy !req
997. POWERS".
I know this guy.Copy !req
998. He's a top plastic surgeon.Copy !req
999. I think I could get him
to see you tonight.Copy !req
1000. Oh, motherfucker!Copy !req
1001. I will run this townCopy !req
1002. Guaranteed first downCopy !req
1003. inflate your chest. Get MET-Rx.Copy !req
1004. Yo, Rocky.Copy !req
1005. Enough. You're gonna hurt yourself.Copy !req
1006. Kid's breathing down my neck.Copy !req
1007. Jack, he's not even close.Copy !req
1008. You're the man.Copy !req
1009. - Less on the ball, Willie.
- What?Copy !req
1010. You want a cool, tight spiral.
Don't pat the ball.Copy !req
1011. It was tight as a frog's ass.
I'm the man.Copy !req
1012. You're the man. I repeat, don't
pat the ball. What'd he say?Copy !req
1013. I said, "I'm as tight as fish pussy."Copy !req
1014. I need an interpreter.Copy !req
1015. Okay, Cap. Sit down.Copy !req
1016. I'm fine. Fine.Copy !req
1017. You got the balls.Copy !req
1018. Come on, just get some rest.
Let's go.Copy !req
1019. MANDRAKE". Bottom line, Rooney is like
some kind of medical miracle.Copy !req
1020. He really could be ready for New York.Copy !req
1021. Have you told anyone?Copy !req
1022. I've been on for 12 years
and two rings.Copy !req
1023. Give me a break. I played hurt before.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
1024. He's so freaked about Beamen taking his
job, he'd play with a fractured neck.Copy !req
1025. Could you slow him down?Copy !req
1026. Tell him he's not responding
to rehab well enough.Copy !req
1027. Let's give Beamen a shot.Copy !req
1028. We're going with Willie
against New York.Copy !req
1029. Rest up till the playoffs.Copy !req
1030. The Emperors don't mean enough for you
to risk everything.Copy !req
1031. Home-field advantage.
That don't mean anything?Copy !req
1032. Well...Copy !req
1033. Everyone knows
herniated discs are iffy.Copy !req
1034. This is how it starts, huh?Copy !req
1035. I know what you're talking about.
I know how your mind works.Copy !req
1036. "Rest up."
"Let the kid take a few games."Copy !req
1037. "You were great, but time marches on."Copy !req
1038. - That's not what I'm saying.
- The heck you're not.Copy !req
1039. I know the game of football.Copy !req
1040. - What about Shark?
- He's woozy still.Copy !req
1041. He's got bad migraines,
postconcussive syndrome.Copy !req
1042. Don't get a hard-on. Don't move.Copy !req
1043. Can you clear him?Copy !req
1044. He's had 3 concussions in 5 months.Copy !req
1045. There's no way to predict what
another head hit would do.Copy !req
1046. I don't think anything'll happen,
but I'm not a complete prick.Copy !req
1047. I do have a conscience.Copy !req
1048. I'm not trying to screw him, Harvey...Copy !req
1049. but I'd like him in the playoffs.Copy !req
1050. Long-term, what are you thinking?Copy !req
1051. What am I thinking?Copy !req
1052. Bottom line?Copy !req
1053. We'll cut him in the off-season.Copy !req
1054. The word's out.
Everyone's seen him take the hits.Copy !req
1055. Nobody's gonna sign a
two-million-dollar concussion case.Copy !req
1056. He'll be happy to have his job back
at 30% of what he makes.Copy !req
1057. That's if we want him back.Copy !req
1058. He's got four kids, Christina.Copy !req
1059. You do the math, doctor.Copy !req
1060. What you help save us now,
we won't forget at contract time.Copy !req
1061. What do I tell Tony?Copy !req
1062. Tell him what he needs to know.Copy !req
1063. Shark can play. Cap can't.Copy !req
1064. —in these high beautiful heels.Copy !req
1065. So...Copy !req
1066. - You know what you need?
A pump.Copy !req
1067. You need to be...Copy !req
1068. young again!Copy !req
1069. You got me!Copy !req
1070. I like going downfield.
That's my game. I open it wide open.Copy !req
1071. The fans want it. Old-timers
don't dig it, like Coach Stone Age.Copy !req
1072. I beg your pardon? "Coach
Stone Age"? Is that what you just said?Copy !req
1073. It's up and it's good, baby!Copy !req
1074. That's a name I give him.
I don't mean disrespect.Copy !req
1075. ROSE'. Tell me about your past.
Where did you start?Copy !req
1076. In Houston, but the coach
didn't dig having a black quarterback.Copy !req
1077. I guess he felt our brains
was no bigger than the tip of his—Copy !req
1078. And then I went to San Diego.Copy !req
1079. Coach made me cornerback
because he felt I had quick feet.Copy !req
1080. No, wait. Leave him on. He's cool.Copy !req
1081. "Cool"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1082. Thinks he's Joe Montana already.Copy !req
1083. They didn't know what I was.Copy !req
1084. I mean, he doesn't buy into the
bullshit, you know? I like his eyes.Copy !req
1085. Life ain't fair.
And fair ain't what I'm here for.Copy !req
1086. He's sure of himself.
It makes him sexy.Copy !req
1087. I'm glad I'm old.Copy !req
1088. Check all right?Copy !req
1089. I'm not surprised. Rookie thinks he's
hot shit and all-pro all of a sudden.Copy !req
1090. Did you feed the dogs?Copy !req
1091. - Put the kids to bed.
- Can't we afford a maid?Copy !req
1092. Why'd I get married?Copy !req
1093. Are you saying black people
are being dissed in this league?Copy !req
1094. I see what you're doing.
You're doing that media spin.Copy !req
1095. Let's talk about the facts.
70% of the league is African-American.Copy !req
1096. - How many black coaches do you have?
- Very few.Copy !req
1097. - How many black owners?
- None.Copy !req
1098. Zero.Copy !req
1099. At what point does the "Uncle Torn"
feel come into it? Not my language—!Copy !req
1100. It is because we didn't speak it
when we got here.Copy !req
1101. ROSE'.
But "Coach Stone Age"...?Copy !req
1102. Your smack is so fresh, so on time
and truthful. Give me a pound, dog.Copy !req
1103. - Share the love.
- I'll pass on the love.Copy !req
1104. You get it started, okay?Copy !req
1105. - Hope you like cream in your coffee.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
1106. Mandy...Copy !req
1107. I like you.Copy !req
1108. I'm wondering,
maybe we could make this...Copy !req
1109. you know, a more regular thing.Copy !req
1110. Yeah, I got a few clients like that.Copy !req
1111. We could book a regular time.
I'll give you my number—Copy !req
1112. No, I sort of meant—
Not like that.Copy !req
1113. Without the money.Copy !req
1114. - I know, but—
- No, you don't want to do this.Copy !req
1115. I really like you.Copy !req
1116. I like you too.Copy !req
1117. Tony, you don't want to do this.Copy !req
1118. Call me.Copy !req
1119. You got pretty hair.Copy !req
1120. Okay.Copy !req
1121. - Got you flowers.
- These for me?Copy !req
1122. - Thank you.
- Carnations.Copy !req
1123. I'll put them in water or something.
Come on in.Copy !req
1124. Want a beer?Copy !req
1125. Yeah.Copy !req
1126. Shark, you motherfucker.Copy !req
1127. Nice spot.Copy !req
1128. Yeah, isn't it?Copy !req
1129. The gladiators of their time.Copy !req
1130. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1131. That's what it's all about.Copy !req
1132. I don't cook so well,
but you gotta try this jambalaya.Copy !req
1133. - Ready?
- I'm always ready.Copy !req
1134. It was my recipe. Sort of.Copy !req
1135. How do you like it?Copy !req
1136. It's... hot.Copy !req
1137. Let's talk about some basics.Copy !req
1138. You getting ready to yell at me?Copy !req
1139. Cap going down was tough on me.Copy !req
1140. I realize you're learning the system.
Pressure must be incredible.Copy !req
1141. - I can handle it.
- I know you can.Copy !req
1142. If the playbook is too complicated,
we simplify it.Copy !req
1143. Playbook's too slow.Copy !req
1144. When I'm on the field,
I gotta feel it, gotta let it out.Copy !req
1145. That's why you change the plays?Copy !req
1146. I'm just trying to read the defense.Copy !req
1147. I'm not talking about audibles.
Talking about in the huddle.Copy !req
1148. When you change plays,
you show disrespect to people.Copy !req
1149. People who have worked years
in this club.Copy !req
1150. People who've sacrificed more than
you'll ever know to be in this game.Copy !req
1151. I'm trying to win, coach!Copy !req
1152. I ain't trying to disrespect nobody.
Winning is the only thing I respect.Copy !req
1153. Listen very carefully.Copy !req
1154. One day you'll realize this is
the truest thing you ever heard.Copy !req
1155. This game...Copy !req
1156. This game has got to be
about more than winning.Copy !req
1157. You're part of something.Copy !req
1158. Lombardi, Tittle, Sammy Baugh, Unitas.Copy !req
1159. Those men on the wall.
You're part of that now.Copy !req
1160. I want you to cherish it
because when it's gone...Copy !req
1161. it's gone forever.Copy !req
1162. When I look at them pictures
and trophies, it just makes me sad.Copy !req
1163. It's like a room full of ghosts.Copy !req
1164. When I'm done with this game...Copy !req
1165. I don't want to be no ghost.
I wanna be more than that.Copy !req
1166. Looks like Cap's gonna make it
back in time for the playoffs.Copy !req
1167. - What?
- I'm gonna start him.Copy !req
1168. I knew you were gonna sell me out.Copy !req
1169. Cap's a leader. He's a team player.Copy !req
1170. That's such bullshit!
He ain't half the athlete I am.Copy !req
1171. You look me in the eye and tell me
that Cap is a better player.Copy !req
1172. Cap's a better player.Copy !req
1173. I guess somebody else
won them last two games.Copy !req
1174. He lost four in a row!
I lead by doing.Copy !req
1175. You kicked ass.Copy !req
1176. But Cap Rooney has been doing it
for years.Copy !req
1177. And his time is over.Copy !req
1178. And yours is too,
unless you take some risk!Copy !req
1179. Play this game the way
it's played today.Copy !req
1180. It's not about
the pictures on the wall!Copy !req
1181. I've lived this game
for three decades, kid!Copy !req
1182. I know football.Copy !req
1183. Those men on the wall—
They wanted to win.Copy !req
1184. Just like you do.Copy !req
1185. You can feed the press that whole
sacrifice and glory-of-the-game crap.Copy !req
1186. But I been there.Copy !req
1187. I seen a long line of coaches...Copy !req
1188. with that same old bullshit
halftime speech.Copy !req
1189. - Bullshit?
- Yes, it's bullshit.Copy !req
1190. You know it's bullshit
because it's about the money.Copy !req
1191. The TV contracts,
fat-cat boosters in the skyboxes.Copy !req
1192. Coaches trying to up their salaries.Copy !req
1193. You looking for the next black stud
to take it to the top 10.Copy !req
1194. Get you in a bowl game.Copy !req
1195. It's the same way in the pros.Copy !req
1196. Except in the pros,
the field hands get paid.Copy !req
1197. Don't play that race card on me, kid.Copy !req
1198. 25 years I work with men
of your color.Copy !req
1199. Maybe it's not racism.
Maybe it's placism.Copy !req
1200. Brother has to know his place.
Right, boss?Copy !req
1201. I don't understand
what you're talking about.Copy !req
1202. You don't trust anybody
because of what happened in college?Copy !req
1203. You knew the rules.
You were the one that broke them.Copy !req
1204. - How did I break them?
- How?Copy !req
1205. I lost a million-dollar
signing bonus...Copy !req
1206. because I took a $300 suit
from a booster to go to a wedding.Copy !req
1207. What's a brother supposed to do
in college? He ain't got money.Copy !req
1208. He wants to go out on a date.
Wants to get some nice clothes.Copy !req
1209. Everybody had their hands out...Copy !req
1210. but it was me they suspended.Copy !req
1211. I dropped six rounds in the draft
because of that.Copy !req
1212. The coaches labeled me: "He's trouble.
He don't wanna play ball."Copy !req
1213. You talk about sacrifice.Copy !req
1214. I sacrificed $10 million because dumb
rednecks like the coach in San Diego...Copy !req
1215. made me a cornerback
because I got quick feet.Copy !req
1216. He separated my shoulder tackling
250-pound motherfuckers.Copy !req
1217. I don't do that!Copy !req
1218. I was a great football player.Copy !req
1219. But nobody let my shoulder heal,
and they traded me out of there.Copy !req
1220. You go ahead.
Blame everybody but yourself.Copy !req
1221. Whatever.Copy !req
1222. Because that's what a leader's about.
Sacrifice.Copy !req
1223. The times he's gotta sacrifice
because he's gotta lead by example.Copy !req
1224. Not by fear and not by self-pity.Copy !req
1225. Who you think you're talking to?Copy !req
1226. Half my career is over
and you want me on the bench...Copy !req
1227. to sacrifice for the glory
of Cap Rooney? Fuck you!Copy !req
1228. I ain't buying your brand.Copy !req
1229. Just because you some scared old man.Copy !req
1230. You feel like if I play my way,
I just might win.Copy !req
1231. Then what was your life about anyway?Copy !req
1232. You're not some flash-in-the-pan
corner or receiver...Copy !req
1233. or even Julian Washington.
You're a goddamn quarterback!Copy !req
1234. You know what that means?Copy !req
1235. It's the top spot, kid.Copy !req
1236. It's the guy takes the fall.Copy !req
1237. It's the guy everybody's looking at
first, the leader of a team.Copy !req
1238. Who will support you
when they understand you.Copy !req
1239. Who will break their ribs and their
noses and their necks for you...Copy !req
1240. because they believe.
Because you make them believe.Copy !req
1241. That's a quarterback.Copy !req
1242. Yeah.Copy !req
1243. I'm the leader of your team...Copy !req
1244. till Cap's back up.Copy !req
1245. Then I'm back on the bench.Copy !req
1246. You ain't said two words to me
till Cherubini went down.Copy !req
1247. Then it was, "Go out there and...Copy !req
1248. play like you're in the 'hood.
You're throwing the ball...Copy !req
1249. and your mama's
ringing the dinner bell."Copy !req
1250. All you do is talk at me, man.Copy !req
1251. I'm gonna stay who I am.
Steamin' Willie Beamen.Copy !req
1252. With the time I got left,
I'll play my way. Get my dollars up.Copy !req
1253. So when you go to waive me, trade me
or whatever the fuck y'all do...Copy !req
1254. I'll be worth 10 times what
I was worth before I got here.Copy !req
1255. You're very, very young.Copy !req
1256. And you're very, very stupid.Copy !req
1257. What're you doing? Get off the lawn!Copy !req
1258. It's Mr. Beamen. How you doing?Copy !req
1259. It's about winning. That's what this
country's about. Being number one.Copy !req
1260. This whole country was built
on kicking immigrant ass.Copy !req
1261. African ass, Chinese ass.Copy !req
1262. Don't matter who ass.Copy !req
1263. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
1264. Get the fuck out of here, bitch!Copy !req
1265. Every kid can grow up
to be President, right?Copy !req
1266. Who the hell want to grow up
and be vice president?Copy !req
1267. There ain't no number twos
in football.Copy !req
1268. Homeboy! Welcome to the pit!Copy !req
1269. You come to my house,
you bring me no flowers?Copy !req
1270. You played me.Copy !req
1271. Blowjobs upstairs. If you want
the skin, trawl the beach.Copy !req
1272. Don't mess the sheets.
My wife's back on Tuesday.Copy !req
1273. - I won't spill a drop.
Hey, no semen, no blood.Copy !req
1274. Goddamn!Copy !req
1275. You tell me.
Who lost the Pantheon Cup last year?Copy !req
1276. Who came in second
at the 100-yard dash in the Olympics?Copy !req
1277. Where I'm from, either you're
number one, or you ain't sh—!Copy !req
1278. That's a fact.Copy !req
1279. My man, Willie B.Copy !req
1280. Did you get
the Vince Lombardi speech?Copy !req
1281. He was in my face
like we lost the game.Copy !req
1282. I got out of Dallas because
I worked harder than anybody else.Copy !req
1283. You make it and get the big car,
or you don't and catch the bus...Copy !req
1284. and you in the funeral home,
because to me, losing is dying.Copy !req
1285. "Losing is dying."
I am down with that!Copy !req
1286. I think we'd be top dog
if the defense would step up.Copy !req
1287. Lay off the D, man. Shark hear you
saying that, he'll kick your ass.Copy !req
1288. Like I give a fuck.
I'm trying to win some games.Copy !req
1289. I ain't trying to kiss
no overrated loser's ass.Copy !req
1290. What you care about?
You playing for yourself.Copy !req
1291. What you talking about, punk?Copy !req
1292. You gotta earn the right
to diss somebody on this team.Copy !req
1293. Team, please. You call this a team?Copy !req
1294. I see a bunch of super-fly
brothers running around...Copy !req
1295. living in the white man's world...Copy !req
1296. getting their dicks sucked by ho's.Copy !req
1297. J, you were a great football player.Copy !req
1298. Now you done turn into a joke.Copy !req
1299. You're playing,
but you're dying inside.Copy !req
1300. What the fuck you mean,
I'm dying inside?Copy !req
1301. Kiss my Armani ass! Know what I did for
this team? I'll take your life, man!Copy !req
1302. Football is a corporation.Copy !req
1303. Black kids are raised
to be stars, individuals.Copy !req
1304. They do not learn to work together.Copy !req
1305. - Beamen's talking shit about you.
- What?Copy !req
1306. Talking about how we'd be on top
if the defense would do their job.Copy !req
1307. Fucking kidding me!Copy !req
1308. Motherfucker! I'll break a piece
off in his goddamn ass!Copy !req
1309. What the fuck is wrong with you,
motherfucker?Copy !req
1310. In football, you have
the offense and the defense.Copy !req
1311. You can't have one without the other.Copy !req
1312. Respect will be paid!Copy !req
1313. Somebody call you a cab.
Get out of my house!Copy !req
1314. But isn't this an awesome New York
pass rush coming at you?Copy !req
1315. When you're out there,
is the fear in the belly?Copy !req
1316. The fear and the terror.
No, I don't feel none of that.Copy !req
1317. They won't touch me. They won't
feel me. They won't even smell me.Copy !req
1318. I don't care if it's the T-Rex
or the Terminator chasing me.Copy !req
1319. I got this invisible juice,
and once I turn it on, I'm gone.Copy !req
1320. Stay down, motherfucker.Copy !req
1321. Beamen is sacked again.
He goes down hard.Copy !req
1322. They won't play for him, Tony.Copy !req
1323. Let him fucking learn, then!Copy !req
1324. TUG'. Welcome back
to the Monsoon Bowl, folks.Copy !req
1325. The Emperors have been eating
Shark patties all night long.Copy !req
1326. Smash-mouth football.
This is what it's all about.Copy !req
1327. Halfback up the middle.
Lavay steps up to fill the gap...Copy !req
1328. misses the tackle.Copy !req
1329. The Emperors slosh their way
into the end zone. It's a touchdown.Copy !req
1330. Good job, offense! Way to play!Copy !req
1331. Just about everything
that can go wrong has here today.Copy !req
1332. Murphy's Law in effect
for Tony D'Amato.Copy !req
1333. Can I get some fucking protection?Copy !req
1334. If you're not blocking,
get the fuck out the way!Copy !req
1335. Loudmouth showboat motherfucker!Copy !req
1336. Where's your steam now, Willie?Copy !req
1337. You fuckers wanna make it tough?Copy !req
1338. I can take that shit.Copy !req
1339. Come contract time,
there'll be a whole bunch of changes!Copy !req
1340. Just give us the play.Copy !req
1341. It'll be you or me.
And it ain't gonna be me.Copy !req
1342. Red 14. Hike.Copy !req
1343. BRANSON". And there goes home-field
advantage for the Sharks.Copy !req
1344. Although their season ends on a low
note, there's still life after death.Copy !req
1345. Look for the underdog Sharks
in the playoffs...Copy !req
1346. in Tough Town, U.S.A.:
Dallas, Texas.Copy !req
1347. There goes that black dynasty
you promised me, darling.Copy !req
1348. What's the matter?
Forgot your invisible juice?Copy !req
1349. Stop this now!Copy !req
1350. Thirty years in football...Copy !req
1351. I never seen something
stinks like this!Copy !req
1352. Today out there...Copy !req
1353. you embarrassed yourselves.Copy !req
1354. Today...Copy !req
1355. I'm ashamed to be your coach.Copy !req
1356. ROSE". Lucky for him, some Sharks
still have teeth left in their head.Copy !req
1357. Tell you the truth,
they remind me of my ex.Copy !req
1358. I don't know what more I can do.Copy !req
1359. Doesn't make sense,
my not having a home. A life.Copy !req
1360. Game's all that matters to me.Copy !req
1361. Because it's pure.Copy !req
1362. Four quarters.
You cross a line, you score.Copy !req
1363. It's sane.Copy !req
1364. Life isn't.Copy !req
1365. Life is fucked.Copy !req
1366. It's a new world, Tony.Copy !req
1367. In my day, we used to just be happy
to get the goddamn job.Copy !req
1368. I used to shovel liquor
in the off-season.Copy !req
1369. You know, sell used cars, insurance.Copy !req
1370. Some of the guys used to even wrestle.Copy !req
1371. But, shit, now, prima dogs.Copy !req
1372. Bodies that are year-round great,
but crack just like china.Copy !req
1373. It's TV.Copy !req
1374. Changed everything.Copy !req
1375. Changed the way we think forever.Copy !req
1376. I mean, the first time
they stopped the game...Copy !req
1377. to cut away to a fucking commercial,
that was the end of it.Copy !req
1378. Because it was our concentration
that mattered, not theirs.Copy !req
1379. Not some fruitcake selling cereal.Copy !req
1380. Who wants to think about blitzes
when you're holding your grandkids?Copy !req
1381. You gonna miss your friend
screaming in your face...Copy !req
1382. embarrassing you
in front of your players?Copy !req
1383. That's why I wanna coach high school.Copy !req
1384. Get back to the basics.Copy !req
1385. Kids don't know nothing.
They just wanna play.Copy !req
1386. Like you said, Tony...Copy !req
1387. it's pure.Copy !req
1388. Come on. You know my name.Copy !req
1389. So, what are the odds?Copy !req
1390. Well, there's no telling.Copy !req
1391. It's an odontoid fracture.Copy !req
1392. Basically, Luther, you broke your neck,
and it never healed correctly.Copy !req
1393. It's hard to predict
this kind of thing...Copy !req
1394. but what I can say is
that the wrong kind of hit...Copy !req
1395. could result
in paralysis, seizures...Copy !req
1396. even sudden death.Copy !req
1397. What else is new?Copy !req
1398. In my opinion...Copy !req
1399. he is not medically fit to play.Copy !req
1400. I need one sack
and three more tackles...Copy !req
1401. and I get my bonus. Then we'll talk.
Okay, motherfucker?Copy !req
1402. Come on, Luther.Copy !req
1403. Have you ever seen
an old punch-drunk boxer...Copy !req
1404. stumbling around drooling...Copy !req
1405. with no memory of
what he's done in his life?Copy !req
1406. You want that life, Luther?Copy !req
1407. You need me against Texas, don't you?Copy !req
1408. Don't you?Copy !req
1409. Of course I need you against Texas,
but not...Copy !req
1410. not at this price, no.Copy !req
1411. For a million dollars, I will shake
like a coconut on a tree if I got to.Copy !req
1412. Coach, I gave you 13 years.
You can give me one.Copy !req
1413. Football's my life, coach.
It's my life.Copy !req
1414. It's all I know how to do.Copy !req
1415. Please, man.Copy !req
1416. Come on, coach, please.Copy !req
1417. You have to sign a waiver, Shark.Copy !req
1418. Bring it on, man. Bring it on.Copy !req
1419. Coach.Copy !req
1420. We need to have
a discussion about Harvey.Copy !req
1421. Where the hell's D'Amato?Copy !req
1422. Don't you ever say that
your papa didn't believe in you.Copy !req
1423. Don't believe what your mom says.Copy !req
1424. You evil motherfucker!
Come over here.Copy !req
1425. Shark's film.Copy !req
1426. I know what you did, asshole!Copy !req
1427. You switched the results
so Powers wouldn't pick up on it.Copy !req
1428. Princess, I'll call you right back.Copy !req
1429. Granted, it could look that way
to a layperson.Copy !req
1430. I want you out of here!Copy !req
1431. You're taking the high road?Copy !req
1432. You didn't consult with him!
He could get killed out there!Copy !req
1433. You didn't consult with him?Copy !req
1434. I'm gonna consult with a player?
I knew his answer!Copy !req
1435. Getting killed? Maybe, maybe not.
One chance in 1000.Copy !req
1436. But nobody blitzes
like the Shark, right?Copy !req
1437. I never wanna see you near
one of my players again!Copy !req
1438. They couldn't take a piss
in the morning without their pills!Copy !req
1439. You're gonna play innocent?
Fuck your innocence!Copy !req
1440. What about Beyer?
Or Nielstrom and Manzicki?Copy !req
1441. Logan and Krause?Copy !req
1442. I will not have this discussion
with you!Copy !req
1443. You don't wanna hear
the answer? Don't ask the question!Copy !req
1444. And you, you fucking snitch.Copy !req
1445. Did you ever think about Shark
putting food on the table?Copy !req
1446. You lied to him.Copy !req
1447. You didn't give him a choice.Copy !req
1448. - It's a doctor's ethics.
- Since when?Copy !req
1449. The Hippocratic oath, that's when.Copy !req
1450. The one that starts, "Do no harm"?Copy !req
1451. With all due respect, I didn't
have to ask because I knew the answer.Copy !req
1452. Who am I to tell these men
they cannot live their dream?Copy !req
1453. They won't live with shame like you.Copy !req
1454. They are gladiators.
They are warriors!Copy !req
1455. And long ago, they made that choice.Copy !req
1456. Not you! Not you!Copy !req
1457. Not me. I won't be responsible
for standing between them—Copy !req
1458. Didn't you ever have...Copy !req
1459. a dream, Ollie?Copy !req
1460. I'm living it, Harv.Copy !req
1461. Oh, fuck it.Copy !req
1462. We did win the Pantheon though,
didn't we?Copy !req
1463. See you around the old nursing homes.Copy !req
1464. Courtney, let's go.Copy !req
1465. No. I'm gonna stay here.Copy !req
1466. - What?
- Please.Copy !req
1467. Perfect. Stay here.Copy !req
1468. And get butt-fucked by
twelve Neanderthals. Bitch!Copy !req
1469. Coach D., what do you say?Copy !req
1470. Out of my way!Copy !req
1471. Well, that's just great.Copy !req
1472. That's just fucking great!Copy !req
1473. Did you get that?Copy !req
1474. Set!Copy !req
1475. Hut!Copy !req
1476. Nobody's gonna hit your pussy-ass.Copy !req
1477. I know, man. I just got happy feet.
I'm getting old.Copy !req
1478. I should just trust that you'll
do the right thing for Willie B.Copy !req
1479. Is it true you make 10 million a year?Copy !req
1480. That's right.Copy !req
1481. It must be true about you
not blocking no more either.Copy !req
1482. Dad says you won't take passes up
the middle because you might get hurt.Copy !req
1483. What's that?Copy !req
1484. You led, nigger.
But did anybody follow?Copy !req
1485. Let me tell you something:Copy !req
1486. For every sucker who makes it...Copy !req
1487. for every Barry Sanders,
for every Jerry Rice...Copy !req
1488. there's a hundred niggers
you never heard of.Copy !req
1489. Sure. The game's taught you
how to strut...Copy !req
1490. how to talk shit, how to hit.Copy !req
1491. But what else?Copy !req
1492. Suddenly, there's no more money...Copy !req
1493. no more women, no more applause.Copy !req
1494. No more dream.Copy !req
1495. This is what I'm trying to say to you.Copy !req
1496. When a man...Copy !req
1497. looks back on his life,
he should be proud of all of it.Copy !req
1498. Not just the years he spent
in pads and cleats.Copy !req
1499. Not just memories of...Copy !req
1500. when he was great.Copy !req
1501. You gotta learn that in here.Copy !req
1502. If you don't, you ain't a man.
You're just another punk.Copy !req
1503. Who wants mustard on their
hot dog? Johnny?Copy !req
1504. No, just ketchup.
Just ketchup.Copy !req
1505. Ketchup, mustard, mustard...Copy !req
1506. So doc's cleared you for Sunday?Copy !req
1507. Yeah.Copy !req
1508. That's great.Copy !req
1509. Hey, Cindy!Copy !req
1510. A little help?Copy !req
1511. Come on.Copy !req
1512. Paper's got us at six-point dogs.
You believe that?Copy !req
1513. I can't wait to strap it on and stick
it to Dallas like we used to.Copy !req
1514. Show them what this game's all about,
right there in the playoffs.Copy !req
1515. - You okay?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1516. Doc got it wrong about your back?Copy !req
1517. It hurts a lot more than I thought.
I think I pushed it too hard.Copy !req
1518. We all play hurt, Cap.
You just need the needle.Copy !req
1519. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.Copy !req
1520. Maybe you ought to go with Willie.Copy !req
1521. Are you seeing your psychiatrist?Copy !req
1522. No.Copy !req
1523. Well, are you depressed?Copy !req
1524. Rock, come on!Copy !req
1525. You wanted to play. I fought for you.Copy !req
1526. If something was wrong, you
should've told me. I had four weeks.Copy !req
1527. I could've gone another way!Copy !req
1528. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1529. I got blank spots in my memory.
It's weird.Copy !req
1530. And I shake.Copy !req
1531. Sometimes I can't even hold a spoon.Copy !req
1532. And I'm always on painkillers
for my elbow...Copy !req
1533. or my rib or my neck!Copy !req
1534. Now I got this ruptured disc,
and I just...Copy !req
1535. Even with all that,
I would go back in a second...Copy !req
1536. But if I go in there, Tony...Copy !req
1537. I'm gonna fold.Copy !req
1538. And I just...Copy !req
1539. I can't do that.Copy !req
1540. You know these things you're saying...Copy !req
1541. all in your head, Rock.Copy !req
1542. They're not real.Copy !req
1543. You understand?Copy !req
1544. You know you got it in you...Copy !req
1545. because I know you do.Copy !req
1546. It's my body, Tony.Copy !req
1547. It's my body. It's not there.Copy !req
1548. I wouldn't let you get hurt.Copy !req
1549. I need you, Rock...Copy !req
1550. to lead this team.Copy !req
1551. Come on.Copy !req
1552. One more time.Copy !req
1553. You and me.Copy !req
1554. You and me, together.Copy !req
1555. Trust me.Copy !req
1556. You need me, Tony, I'll be there.Copy !req
1557. Thank you.Copy !req
1558. What I'm saying is...Copy !req
1559. I've got my rings,
we took care of our money...Copy !req
1560. and the kids are all right.Copy !req
1561. We had a good run.
I just think that it's time for me...Copy !req
1562. to get out after this season.Copy !req
1563. And do what?Copy !req
1564. I talked to a guy
at one of the networks—Copy !req
1565. You are a football player.Copy !req
1566. Will you hear me out?Copy !req
1567. You're a football player, Jack.Copy !req
1568. And you have two or three years
left in you.Copy !req
1569. Cindy, you are missing
the big picture here.Copy !req
1570. There is no big picture here, Jack!Copy !req
1571. You're the goddamn quarterback
for the Miami Sharks!Copy !req
1572. You're a legend,
and you're talking about quitting?Copy !req
1573. All my life people have been telling me
what to do, ever since college!Copy !req
1574. This is not your decision!
It is my decision—!Copy !req
1575. I will not listen
to this bullshit from you!Copy !req
1576. I will not!Copy !req
1577. Wanna know why?Copy !req
1578. Because they want you.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1579. The sky's the limit, baby.Copy !req
1580. They'll swallow
the beer distributorship.Copy !req
1581. The funny thing about this
whole situation is...Copy !req
1582. no one knows how good
you really are.Copy !req
1583. You get in that playoff game,
you score...Copy !req
1584. you can forget about this team.
They'll lose anyway.Copy !req
1585. I'm bored.
Can you give me a second?Copy !req
1586. You'll get five million
serious dollars from somebody.Copy !req
1587. I'm gonna tell you something else.Copy !req
1588. Christina wants to give you $2 million
to extend you for the year.Copy !req
1589. But we're gonna wait.Copy !req
1590. That's what you hired me for,
to watch your back.Copy !req
1591. You follow me'?Copy !req
1592. I hope you're doing that, Wayne.Copy !req
1593. In case I ain't made out of steel.Copy !req
1594. I'm saying, what if
my arm starts hurting?Copy !req
1595. Where you coming from with that?Copy !req
1596. Baby, ain't nothing
gonna fall apart on you.Copy !req
1597. Vanessa!Copy !req
1598. "Vanessa"?Copy !req
1599. Excuse me.Copy !req
1600. Hey, that's Willie Beamen!Copy !req
1601. How you been? Long time.Copy !req
1602. Congratulations.Copy !req
1603. - Things are cool.
- Getting what you wanted?Copy !req
1604. I blew it, V.Copy !req
1605. Everything was just happening so fast,
I didn't have time to think.Copy !req
1606. I was thinking maybe we could go out,
we could just get together.Copy !req
1607. I don't think so, Willie. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1608. Okay, OWN-Copy !req
1609. I understand. Or do I?Copy !req
1610. You're just too volatile for me.Copy !req
1611. I'm a simple girl.
I like simple things.Copy !req
1612. Truth be told, I didn't even
like football. I liked you.Copy !req
1613. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1614. - I understand—
- Willie, no!Copy !req
1615. - Get out of here!
- I need to talk to you.Copy !req
1616. Oh, my goodness, Barbara Bush.Copy !req
1617. - Where you been all my life?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1618. You're looking good too!Copy !req
1619. There's that smile
I've been looking for.Copy !req
1620. Listen to me. I just need to know
that I can call you.Copy !req
1621. Willie, no.Copy !req
1622. Tell me that I can call you,
or I'll never talk to you again.Copy !req
1623. You're so full of shit.Copy !req
1624. No, I'm not. I'm very serious.Copy !req
1625. Don't test me.Copy !req
1626. You can call me as long as
you get out of here! Now go!Copy !req
1627. Get out of here!Copy !req
1628. - You too shy?
- No, I'm not shy!Copy !req
1629. I got a date out there.Copy !req
1630. You're talking about
the mortician out there?Copy !req
1631. You're just jealous because he's tall.Copy !req
1632. But he can't ball.Copy !req
1633. I'll holler.Copy !req
1634. Congratulations.Copy !req
1635. Was I the last to know?Copy !req
1636. Cindy Rooney told me.Copy !req
1637. What the hell are you doing
starting Cap?Copy !req
1638. Throwing him against the best
pass rush in the league?Copy !req
1639. Cap's my starter.Copy !req
1640. If we lose this game—
I'll do you one better.Copy !req
1641. In the off-season, I'm trading Willie.Copy !req
1642. That's not your option.Copy !req
1643. Your kid may sell a lot of T-shirts,
but he is tearing this team apart!Copy !req
1644. - Then hold it together!
- I can't! Not with him.Copy !req
1645. Where are you going?Copy !req
1646. You will start Willie on Sunday...Copy !req
1647. and you'll make the adjustment
to modern times.Copy !req
1648. You don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
1649. Nobody tells me what to do!Copy !req
1650. Your father never told me what to do!
You're not gonna start!Copy !req
1651. I'd cut my father's ass
if we were losing like this.Copy !req
1652. You know, I'm really getting
sick and tired of you.Copy !req
1653. Your father was no genius.Copy !req
1654. He only acted like he was one.Copy !req
1655. And he took credit for a lot of things
he never did!Copy !req
1656. He at least respected me.Copy !req
1657. Would you stop using
my father as a scapegoat?Copy !req
1658. I can't even imagine what he'd think
of you right now...Copy !req
1659. but my hunch is, he'd be ashamed.
He'd be ashamed!Copy !req
1660. Why do you think he put me in charge,
you bullheaded moron?Copy !req
1661. He could've made you general manager,
but he didn't, did he?Copy !req
1662. You know why?Copy !req
1663. He knew you didn't have the guts
to do it after he was gone!Copy !req
1664. It's true, Tony.
He couldn't trust you.Copy !req
1665. You got old.Copy !req
1666. Hello, Christina.Copy !req
1667. I'll be in my father's office.Copy !req
1668. Christina will destroy this team.
What's your fear?Copy !req
1669. You've got so much fear
inside of you, Tony.Copy !req
1670. I'm losing the team, Maggie.Copy !req
1671. I'm losing control.Copy !req
1672. Everything in my life's about control.Copy !req
1673. I lead men.Copy !req
1674. I control.Copy !req
1675. Did Art think I was past it?Copy !req
1676. I don't know.Copy !req
1677. Do you care?Copy !req
1678. You never understood Artie,
did you?Copy !req
1679. He wanted a son...Copy !req
1680. more than anything else
in the world.Copy !req
1681. And when you really think
about it, what Christina is...Copy !req
1682. it's just such a tragedy.Copy !req
1683. You know, she will sell the team.Copy !req
1684. And everything her father
stood for is gonna die.Copy !req
1685. And what will you do, Tony,
after football...Copy !req
1686. with nobody to control?Copy !req
1687. Stop it. What are you doing?Copy !req
1688. Hey, I blame you for a lot of things.Copy !req
1689. You were like Artie.Copy !req
1690. A monster.Copy !req
1691. You've gotten older. Better.Copy !req
1692. But for a long time I hated you.Copy !req
1693. That game took my husband,
my daughter...Copy !req
1694. mm)' youth.Copy !req
1695. Left me with what?Copy !req
1696. All those Sunday afternoons
at the stadium.Copy !req
1697. And time...Copy !req
1698. just kept slipping away, didn't it'?Copy !req
1699. How's your head, Jack?Copy !req
1700. It's nice of you to ask.
It still hurts, quite frankly.Copy !req
1701. Like you guys, I play hurt.Copy !req
1702. Look at the monitor, you'll see
it was more than aggression.Copy !req
1703. Out of my way!Copy !req
1704. Well, that's just great.Copy !req
1705. There's D'Amato, his
14th consecutive game with a touchdown!Copy !req
1706. We regret to inform you that your
husband, Lieutenant Louis D'Amato...Copy !req
1707. was killed in the European
theater of operations.Copy !req
1708. And to your son, Anthony D'Amato...Copy !req
1709. our deepest regrets.Copy !req
1710. DALLAS ANNOUNCER". Controversy swirls
around the six-point Shark underdogs.Copy !req
1711. Willie "Steamin" ' Beamen,
the sensational quarterback...Copy !req
1712. who's held the Sharks together,
is not starting.Copy !req
1713. He's said to be feuding
with his beleaguered coach...Copy !req
1714. who's being investigated
for hitting Jack Rose...Copy !req
1715. earlier this week at practice.Copy !req
1716. TUG'. I'd say that's
a bit of an exaggeration.Copy !req
1717. - A mild shove.
- We'll find out later.Copy !req
1718. I'm the best yard receiver
that's ever lived.Copy !req
1719. I can catch anything.Copy !req
1720. I'm the best receiver
that's ever lived.Copy !req
1721. That's right.Copy !req
1722. DALLAS ANNOUNCER". Meanwhile, Tug,
immortal but vulnerable Cap Rooney...Copy !req
1723. only six weeks off
a microdiskectomy—Copy !req
1724. —will start against
the league's toughest pass rush.Copy !req
1725. "Toughest"?
The toughest.Copy !req
1726. DALLAS ANNOUNCER". Get ready for the
sparks to fly. We'll be right back.Copy !req
1727. "The tension of the season
got to me...Copy !req
1728. and I overreacted to an innocent
question from a journalist...Copy !req
1729. we all know to be
of the highest caliber.Copy !req
1730. I only hope that one day I'll truly
be able to show Jack Rose...Copy !req
1731. just how much I treasure
his invaluable contribution...Copy !req
1732. to the sport of football."Copy !req
1733. Thank you.Copy !req
1734. Where's your wheelchair?Copy !req
1735. - Hello, commissioner.
- Tony.Copy !req
1736. God, I hate Texas.Copy !req
1737. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1738. How are the headaches?Copy !req
1739. Fine, till you start doing that shit.Copy !req
1740. Your balance?Copy !req
1741. My check balance?Copy !req
1742. Looking P-H-A-T, baby. Phat.Copy !req
1743. Go on, get out of here.
You're done.Copy !req
1744. How about another shot, doc?Copy !req
1745. You don't need it.
It doesn't make any sense...Copy !req
1746. medically.Copy !req
1747. Don't give a shit about medical, doc.
Give me some of that cortisone shit.Copy !req
1748. Please?Copy !req
1749. TUG". The surviving team will move on
next week to Minnesota...Copy !req
1750. cold country for the
AFFA conference championship.Copy !req
1751. In the meantime,
we're back to another dang commercial.Copy !req
1752. I don't know what to say, really.Copy !req
1753. Three minutes...Copy !req
1754. till the biggest battle
of our professional lives.Copy !req
1755. All comes down to today.Copy !req
1756. Either we heal as a team...Copy !req
1757. or we're gonna crumble.Copy !req
1758. Inch by inch, play by play,
till we're finished.Copy !req
1759. We're in hell right now, gentlemen.Copy !req
1760. Believe me.Copy !req
1761. And we can stay here,
get the shit kicked out of us...Copy !req
1762. or we can fight our way
back into the light.Copy !req
1763. We can climb out of hell...Copy !req
1764. one inch at a time.Copy !req
1765. Now, I can't do it for you.Copy !req
1766. I'm too old.Copy !req
1767. I look around, I see these
young faces, and I think...Copy !req
1768. I made every wrong choice
a middle-aged man can make.Copy !req
1769. I pissed away all my money,
believe it or not.Copy !req
1770. I chased off anyone
who's ever loved me.Copy !req
1771. And lately, I can't even stand
the face I see in the mirror.Copy !req
1772. You know, when you get old in life,
things get taken from you.Copy !req
1773. I mean, that's part of life.Copy !req
1774. But you only learn that
when you start losing stuff.Copy !req
1775. You find out life's this game
of inches.Copy !req
1776. So is football.Copy !req
1777. Because in either game,
life or football...Copy !req
1778. the margin for error is so small...Copy !req
1779. one-half a step too late or early,
and you don't quite make it.Copy !req
1780. One half-second too slow, too fast,
you don't quite catch it.Copy !req
1781. The inches we need are
everywhere around us.Copy !req
1782. They're in every break of the game,
every minute, every second.Copy !req
1783. On this team, we fight for that inch.Copy !req
1784. On this team, we tear ourselves...Copy !req
1785. and everyone else around us
to pieces for that inch.Copy !req
1786. We claw with our fingernails
for that inch...Copy !req
1787. because we know when we add up
all those inches...Copy !req
1788. that's gonna make the fucking
difference between winning and losing!Copy !req
1789. Between living and dying!Copy !req
1790. I'll tell you this. In any fight...Copy !req
1791. it's the guy who's willing to die
who's gonna win that inch.Copy !req
1792. And I know if I'm gonna have
any life anymore...Copy !req
1793. it's because I'm still willing
to fight and die for that inch.Copy !req
1794. Because that's what living is!Copy !req
1795. The six inches in front of your face!Copy !req
1796. Now, I can't make you do it!Copy !req
1797. You gotta look at the guy
next to you!Copy !req
1798. Look into his eyes!Copy !req
1799. I think you're gonna see a guy
who'll go that inch with you!Copy !req
1800. You're gonna see a guy...Copy !req
1801. who will sacrifice himself
for this team...Copy !req
1802. because he knows,
when it comes down to it...Copy !req
1803. you're gonna do the same for him!Copy !req
1804. That's a team, gentlemen!Copy !req
1805. And either we heal now, as a team...Copy !req
1806. or we will die as individuals.Copy !req
1807. That's football, guys.Copy !req
1808. That's all it is.Copy !req
1809. Now...Copy !req
1810. what are you gonna do?Copy !req
1811. TUG'.
Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1812. TUG".
Oh, no.Copy !req
1813. ANNOUNCER".
He's in the open field.Copy !req
1814. He's gonna go all the way!Copy !req
1815. To the thirty. All the way!Copy !req
1816. Touchdown!Copy !req
1817. Way to go!Copy !req
1818. No big deal.Copy !req
1819. We still block. We still tackle.Copy !req
1820. We didn't say we'd win by a shutout.
Nothing changes, right?Copy !req
1821. Stay with the game plan.Copy !req
1822. - Set for the first series?
- Piece of cake.Copy !req
1823. Bring it home, Rock.Copy !req
1824. How about a big Texas-size
welcome for the Miami Sharks...Copy !req
1825. and quarterback Jack Rooney!Copy !req
1826. My baby!Copy !req
1827. Guys, I missed your ugly mugs.Copy !req
1828. Just like old times. How's that disk?
Still spinning?Copy !req
1829. Like your favorite CD, baby.Copy !req
1830. Listen up.Copy !req
1831. Hut!Copy !req
1832. It's a 12-point game for Dallas.Copy !req
1833. TUG'.
What? It's just one touchdown.Copy !req
1834. TUG'.
In your hometown.Copy !req
1835. A long way to go,
a lot of time to play.Copy !req
1836. There he goes. Sack number 12.Copy !req
1837. That's a personal high
for Luther Lavay.Copy !req
1838. We're gonna have a good ball game,
whatever you think.Copy !req
1839. TUG'. Man, I can't believe this.
It stinks.Copy !req
1840. DALLAS ANNOUNCER". We're better.
We'll win if we don't make any mistakes.Copy !req
1841. TUG'.
Inches, inches.Copy !req
1842. Let me on the finance committee. I'll
make a difference with the networks.Copy !req
1843. I know New York.
I can be incredibly effective.Copy !req
1844. Your mother looks great, by the way.Copy !req
1845. - She loves Dallas. Neiman Marcus.
- She's a good woman.Copy !req
1846. And your golf?Copy !req
1847. I'm about an 11 from the whites.Copy !req
1848. - Think you're ready for me?
- Don't think I'm in your class.Copy !req
1849. REFEREE'.
First down, Dallas!Copy !req
1850. It's a good game.Copy !req
1851. Good team.Copy !req
1852. Thank you.Copy !req
1853. I don't wanna bother you about this—Copy !req
1854. The owners would like you to
come to New York for a meeting.Copy !req
1855. About what?Copy !req
1856. There's a concern
that's been voiced...Copy !req
1857. about some moves made
on your behalf...Copy !req
1858. for another Los Angeles franchise.Copy !req
1859. - Rules have been broken. We've heard—
- Who said this?Copy !req
1860. Would Wednesday this week be too soon?Copy !req
1861. No. That'd be fine.Copy !req
1862. Good.Copy !req
1863. The best of luck to you today, then.Copy !req
1864. I honestly believe that woman
would eat her young.Copy !req
1865. What the fuck just happened?Copy !req
1866. Hut!Copy !req
1867. DALLAS ANNOUNCER". That's the meaning
in one sentence...Copy !req
1868. of captain Jack Rooney.Copy !req
1869. He won't take no for an answer.Copy !req
1870. Good job, Cap!Copy !req
1871. Good job, baby!Copy !req
1872. They can't fuck with you!Copy !req
1873. Knights 21, Sharks 17.Copy !req
1874. - I'm going down.
Is that a good idea?Copy !req
1875. - Can you play?
- I'm banged up, but I'm all right.Copy !req
1876. Can you play'?Copy !req
1877. Yeah, you bet.Copy !req
1878. Look at me, Rock.Copy !req
1879. You were a warrior out there today.Copy !req
1880. I will never forget this.Copy !req
1881. Go do your job, coach.Copy !req
1882. Willie.Copy !req
1883. This isn't about you and me anymore.Copy !req
1884. You gotta lead this team.Copy !req
1885. When they look in your eyes...Copy !req
1886. they gotta believe.Copy !req
1887. I know.Copy !req
1888. What do you think you're doing?
Cap is finished.Copy !req
1889. Never talk that way
in front of my players!Copy !req
1890. Get out of here!Copy !req
1891. I don't give a shit if Willie
is out there changing the plays!Copy !req
1892. You let your ego get in the way
of this team...Copy !req
1893. and you'll lose
this fucking game!Copy !req
1894. Get out of here!Copy !req
1895. Uh, Miss Pagniacci...Copy !req
1896. I'm sorry, but Coach D.
already told me I was going in.Copy !req
1897. Control the line of scrimmage,
you'll control this game.Copy !req
1898. Possession of the ball,
that's all I want. Move those chains.Copy !req
1899. Read the safety's drop.
If he backpedals, then we go downtown.Copy !req
1900. Surprise them. Make it sudden.Copy !req
1901. If you see their arms shaking,
that means they're coming.Copy !req
1902. Control the line of scrimmage,
you control the game.Copy !req
1903. You said that already.Copy !req
1904. One more thing. Right out of the gate,
let it fly, go 999.Copy !req
1905. Shock the shit out of them!Copy !req
1906. TUG'.
Interception!Copy !req
1907. What a way to start
this second half!Copy !req
1908. He's down at the 48-yard line.Copy !req
1909. That's a tough break for this kid,
his first time in the playoffs.Copy !req
1910. He's gotta be feeling the pressure.Copy !req
1911. Branco's just aching to nail you.Copy !req
1912. Watch his knuckles.
If they go white, do a fade to Sandman.Copy !req
1913. You want me to check off?Copy !req
1914. Where's the coach I knew and loved?Copy !req
1915. If Branco bites.Copy !req
1916. First down.Copy !req
1917. Looks like he had damage to his eye.Copy !req
1918. On the four!Copy !req
1919. Twist it! Twist it!Copy !req
1920. Here we go.Copy !req
1921. Strong Left Zig 90 Gun
on three.Copy !req
1922. I'm serious. It's Coach D.'s call.Copy !req
1923. By the way...Copy !req
1924. I'm sorry about getting a big head.
It wasn't me.Copy !req
1925. It was the devil. Red 666.Copy !req
1926. Let's get them
before they know what hit them.Copy !req
1927. On three. Ready?Copy !req
1928. Watch the robber on your right.Copy !req
1929. He'll be coming at you.Copy !req
1930. Hut! Hike!Copy !req
1931. Touchdown, Miami.Copy !req
1932. I'm good!Copy !req
1933. This one right there.Copy !req
1934. Touchdown!Copy !req
1935. If you hit him for another score
in the next series, he'll fold.Copy !req
1936. I know it.Copy !req
1937. Four-forty. Hike!Copy !req
1938. Touchdown, Miami.Copy !req
1939. That's what I'm talking about, baby!Copy !req
1940. Depending on how the election goes,
it may get better.Copy !req
1941. We got six producing wells probably
pumping out about...Copy !req
1942. Your home base is in Dallas?Copy !req
1943. The thing that bothers me most...Copy !req
1944. is if you don't have 30,000
in attendance...Copy !req
1945. Coach, it's fourth and one,
we need a time-out.Copy !req
1946. All right. Shark! Shark!Copy !req
1947. Let's go. Run the Three-man.Copy !req
1948. Looks like Dallas is going for it.Copy !req
1949. He is going for the victory now,
not a tie.Copy !req
1950. Here we go now. One time.Copy !req
1951. This is the game,
Tug. If Miami can hold them here...Copy !req
1952. Willie Beamen will have
one last chance.Copy !req
1953. TUG'.
This is where the famous rubber...Copy !req
1954. meets the famous road.Copy !req
1955. Settle down! Be proud!Copy !req
1956. Guys, y'all gonna make this play.Copy !req
1957. One yard stands between us
and Minnesota!Copy !req
1958. They got no respect for us.Copy !req
1959. Shark flat on his ass!Copy !req
1960. Everything we ever fought for
is on the line right now.Copy !req
1961. Be proud!Copy !req
1962. Strong right! Strong right!Copy !req
1963. Is it first?Copy !req
1964. Sharks' ball! First down!Copy !req
1965. TUG'. Looks like a man's down
at the line of scrimmage.Copy !req
1966. Luther "Shark" Lavay.Copy !req
1967. He's been the heart
and soul of this defense.Copy !req
1968. Let's hope he's okay.Copy !req
1969. Stabilize his head.Copy !req
1970. Shark? Shark!Copy !req
1971. Can you hear me? Check his hands.Copy !req
1972. We got a pulse.Copy !req
1973. I don't know, coach.Copy !req
1974. What does that mean?
Is he breathing?Copy !req
1975. Ambulance!Copy !req
1976. Talk to me, Shark. Come on.Copy !req
1977. Let's get that board over here!Copy !req
1978. Shark.Copy !req
1979. Is this how it starts?Copy !req
1980. Is he gonna—Copy !req
1981. Come on, baby.Copy !req
1982. Coach.Copy !req
1983. Did I stop him?Copy !req
1984. You stopped him cold, goddamn it!
Look!Copy !req
1985. Major bonus, baby. One million bucks!Copy !req
1986. One, two, three, roll.Copy !req
1987. One, two, three.Copy !req
1988. Don't you guys drop me.Copy !req
1989. I'm worth a million dollars.Copy !req
1990. Well, 55 seconds.
You think they can pull it off?Copy !req
1991. Look at that. Oh, boy!
ls Dallas in trouble now!Copy !req
1992. Willie Beamen's ritual.Copy !req
1993. Let's put Sanderson to work.Copy !req
1994. 55 seconds. Do or die.
We throw on two.Copy !req
1995. Ready. Break!Copy !req
1996. It's beautiful to watch you throw.Copy !req
1997. It's beautiful to hear you say that,
not-so-old man.Copy !req
1998. Razor! Check it. Razor!Copy !req
1999. Do it.Copy !req
2000. Do it! Come on!Copy !req
2001. Be there!Copy !req
2002. Flag! On the play.
It's coming back.Copy !req
2003. Holding, 69.Copy !req
2004. No touchdown! Holding!Copy !req
2005. You're out!Copy !req
2006. Touched an official!Copy !req
2007. Not anymore! Get off!Copy !req
2008. Thank you.Copy !req
2009. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
2010. The backbreaker.
- Damn it!Copy !req
2011. - We got them where we want them.
- Punk!Copy !req
2012. I'll take it in myself.Copy !req
2013. I liked you when you was puking!Copy !req
2014. - Who are we?
- Sharks!Copy !req
2015. I feel like things are changing,
you know?Copy !req
2016. Things are out of control.Copy !req
2017. Maybe I'm just out of control.Copy !req
2018. Sorry for the way I've been behaving.Copy !req
2019. It's all right.Copy !req
2020. Keep your wits about you.Copy !req
2021. Roll it! Roll it!Copy !req
2022. Yes, yes. Yes!Copy !req
2023. Time-out.Copy !req
2024. Time-out, Miami!Copy !req
2025. That's the last one.
Something's gotta be wrong.Copy !req
2026. - They had it cold.
- Smart move.Copy !req
2027. There's something I've been
really dying to ask you.Copy !req
2028. Remember when you came to my place?
I made dinner for you?Copy !req
2029. Did you not like the jambalaya?Copy !req
2030. Worst shit I ever tasted.
Why do you think I've been throwing up?Copy !req
2031. I thought that.Copy !req
2032. No, you know that.Copy !req
2033. Now get the hell out there
and win this game!Copy !req
2034. Comanche.Copy !req
2035. Tony, we got nine seconds!Copy !req
2036. If he's stopped inbounds,
the game's over.Copy !req
2037. This is what coaching's all about.Copy !req
2038. Hey, Nick, you up for it?Copy !req
2039. Spread West Hustle...Copy !req
2040. West Hustle 60—Copy !req
2041. Sixty Comanche?Copy !req
2042. Man has balls of iron.Copy !req
2043. - We in this together?
- Dynamic duo, baby!Copy !req
2044. Nine seconds left to play.Copy !req
2045. Mom, Mom, Mom!Copy !req
2046. Don't let him out-of-bounds!Copy !req
2047. Out!Copy !req
2048. Out-of-bounds on the 3!Copy !req
2049. Unselfish! Unselfish!Copy !req
2050. Way to go, Julian!Copy !req
2051. - Wait, I don't know where to look.
- Up there.Copy !req
2052. You hear that? That's four seconds.Copy !req
2053. ANNOUNCER".
Time-out called by the Knights.Copy !req
2054. Dallas 35, Miami 31.Copy !req
2055. Now, remember,
see it before you do it.Copy !req
2056. Julian gave you the shot.Copy !req
2057. Make them believe, Willie.Copy !req
2058. This time, now.Copy !req
2059. One on one, man on man.Copy !req
2060. We do it together, all right?Copy !req
2061. I know y'all don't wanna go home.Copy !req
2062. It ain't no tomorrow!Copy !req
2063. Three yards to go. Four seconds.
One play.Copy !req
2064. We've been in too many of these.Copy !req
2065. This one'll get it.Copy !req
2066. Four seconds.Copy !req
2067. Four seconds is a lifetime!Copy !req
2068. We're a lifetime away here!Copy !req
2069. Set!Copy !req
2070. Rifle 22!Copy !req
2071. Hut!Copy !req
2072. TUG". I think he lost it!
It didn't go!Copy !req
2073. Watch out! Watch out!Copy !req
2074. Touchdown!Copy !req
2075. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
2076. Touchdown! Touchdown!Copy !req
2077. Nice night.Copy !req
2078. Can't get over Cap.Copy !req
2079. I learned more watching him in the
first half than I did in five seasons.Copy !req
2080. Next week I'll win it
just for him.Copy !req
2081. Glad to see success hasn't
gone to your head too much, kid.Copy !req
2082. Who, me'? Steamin' Beamen?Copy !req
2083. Nah.Copy !req
2084. This is your moment, Willie.Copy !req
2085. Savor it.Copy !req
2086. But never forget. On any given Sunday,
you're either gonna win or lose.Copy !req
2087. "But can you win or lose like a man?"
I got it, coach.Copy !req
2088. Yeah.Copy !req
2089. Next year...Copy !req
2090. I'm out of here.Copy !req
2091. I figured.Copy !req
2092. Yeah.Copy !req
2093. I'm not the right guy
for this team anymore.Copy !req
2094. I wouldn't say all that.Copy !req
2095. There was this great quarterback
in the '70s I knew.Copy !req
2096. I mean, this guy was one tough
son of a bitch.Copy !req
2097. He fought for every inch he ever got.Copy !req
2098. He didn't have your natural skills,
but he could make it happen.Copy !req
2099. He could win.
But the game passed him by.Copy !req
2100. Anyway, I ran into this guy...Copy !req
2101. a few weeks ago in L.A.Copy !req
2102. We had a few beers, and we start
talking. You know what he told me?Copy !req
2103. He said when he looked back...Copy !req
2104. he didn't really miss
the Pantheon Cups...Copy !req
2105. or the girls...Copy !req
2106. or even the glory.Copy !req
2107. You know what he missed?Copy !req
2108. What he missed were those other guys
looking back at him in the huddle.Copy !req
2109. Those eleven guys...Copy !req
2110. every one of them seeing things
the same way.Copy !req
2111. All of them looking downfield...Copy !req
2112. together.Copy !req
2113. That's what he missed.Copy !req
2114. I'm gonna miss you, amigo.Copy !req
2115. Yeah.Copy !req
2116. You know, my arm has been killing me.
I met with a specialist who said—Copy !req
2117. I'm scared.Copy !req
2118. TONY".
We're all scared.Copy !req
2119. If you think it's easy being a coach,
I'll trade your microphone for my ulcer.Copy !req
2120. I'm a triple-decker
stress sandwich right now.Copy !req
2121. Why is that, coach?
The 32-13 loss to San Francisco?Copy !req
2122. You're not even close, Johnny.
Try fishing someplace else.Copy !req
2123. And I want to live up
to what it is my father left me.Copy !req
2124. A legacy-Copy !req
2125. A feeling of a bond with this town.Copy !req
2126. A feeling that this is our house.Copy !req
2127. The Pagniacci house.Copy !req
2128. And we have great confidence...Copy !req
2129. that in the final hour,
our mayor will be there for us.Copy !req
2130. And Tony...Copy !req
2131. Know this.Copy !req
2132. Wherever you go, you will always be...Copy !req
2133. loved and greatly respected.Copy !req
2134. Thank you.Copy !req
2135. Thanks for helping me understand again
what I had forgotten.Copy !req
2136. Tony D.!Copy !req
2137. He's been here 30 years!Copy !req
2138. Even the dogs are sad, he said.Copy !req
2139. It's been way too long
not to win a big one.Copy !req
2140. San Francisco sure
took care of that for us.Copy !req
2141. Um...Copy !req
2142. In football, as in life, things change.Copy !req
2143. I guess it's time for me to get the
hell out of the way, bring in the new.Copy !req
2144. I like Nick Crozier.
I think he'll do a great job.Copy !req
2145. But most of all I want to thank
the people of Miami...Copy !req
2146. for their support through
the last 20-some odd years.Copy !req
2147. Gee, it just flew by.Copy !req
2148. It's really meant a lot to me.Copy !req
2149. It meant everything to me.Copy !req
2150. I've had a great, great ride,
believe me. And...Copy !req
2151. And I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
2152. He's an arrogant son of a bitch,
but I'll miss him.Copy !req
2153. In thinking about change...Copy !req
2154. I don't know, I felt maybe it was
time for me to make a change too.Copy !req
2155. And it was Willie Beamen taught me
how to give it another shot.Copy !req
2156. So starting today...Copy !req
2157. I'm taking over as head coach...Copy !req
2158. for that new expansion team in
Albuquerque, New Mexico, the Aztecs.Copy !req
2159. "Why," do you say? Because they're
giving me full management control.Copy !req
2160. But hoping not to make a complete fool
of myself out there...Copy !req
2161. I just signed Willie Beamen
as my starting quarterback...Copy !req
2162. and franchise player for the Aztecs.Copy !req
2163. So, Miss P...Copy !req
2164. I look forward to seeing you
next season across those sidelines.Copy !req
2165. So long... Au revoir...Copy !req
2166. See you when the clouds come home.Copy !req
2167. Especially you, baby.
Smoking cigars on me now, are you?Copy !req
2168. Gotcha!Copy !req
2169. Thought we had him tied up!Copy !req
2170. All right, little man!Copy !req
2171. What's up? What's your name?Copy !req
2172. Hey, what up, man? What up? What up?Copy !req
2173. How y'all feeling?Copy !req
2174. All right, now.
Y'all be looking out for the game now.Copy !req