1. Yeah, take that big nerd cock.
Take it Jarod.Copy !req
2. Give it to me Griff.
Give it to me Griff.Copy !req
3. Harder!Copy !req
4. - Fuck my brains out.
- I'm about to shoot.Copy !req
5. Yeah! Yeah! I'm coming!Copy !req
6. splatter soundsCopy !req
7. Hey guys.
electricity soundsCopy !req
8. thudCopy !req
9. Wake up, Nico.Copy !req
10. Criminy kiddo,
it was just a bad dream.Copy !req
11. knockingCopy !req
12. I came by to check on
the little lady.Copy !req
13. What happened?Copy !req
14. Where am I?Copy !req
15. By golly, you had a nightmare
and bumped your noggin.Copy !req
16. Remember me, your horny old
pal, Andy.Copy !req
17. And me, horsehung Griff.Copy !req
18. I'm Jarod, 2.0, you couldn't forget
these abs, could you?Copy !req
19. metallic clinkCopy !req
20. I had a strangest dream...Copy !req
21. Everybody died, except for me.Copy !req
22. And you, you, you were there,
only...Copy !req
23. you all looked slightly different.Copy !req
24. We all dream lots of silly things,
don't we kids?Copy !req
25. And gosh darnit, if some of those
dreams aren't played by actorsCopy !req
26. whose agents say silly things like:Copy !req
27. "doing two gay movies in a row
will make people thinkCopy !req
28. you're actually gayCopy !req
29. giggleCopy !req
30. all laughCopy !req
31. Imagine that.Copy !req
32. You sustained quite a blow
to the head, son.Copy !req
33. Things may look a little different
from now on,Copy !req
34. but you'll get used to it.
Don't worry.Copy !req
35. Actually, they're a lot cuter
than I remembered.Copy !req
36. I'll be fine.Copy !req
37. What the fuuuuck!
Ha ha!Copy !req
38. You little bitches got your shitpipes
lubed up for Whoreida?Copy !req
39. popCopy !req
40. Yes, sir!Copy !req
41. Sorry I can't make it this time boys.
But you know what?Copy !req
42. When you're sitting at the beach,
flashing vacancy signsCopy !req
43. over your ass pussies, why don't you
just think of me on poon patrol,Copy !req
44. alright?
Cause I'm gonna be at the Dinah ShoreCopy !req
45. Golf Tournament! Yeah.Copy !req
46. Alright, have a great spring
break Muffster!Copy !req
47. What the fuck!Copy !req
48. Speaking of which, don't you boys
have a plane to catch?Copy !req
49. I've got a sheaking suspicion some
fresh wang will do you boysCopy !req
50. a buttload of good!Copy !req
51. Oh mommy, there's no place
like Lauderdale.Copy !req
52. gigglesCopy !req
53. J Welcome to our soiree
flaming hot-pink bouquet ;Copy !req
54. J new rainbow milky way
oo Jy LR ITI -11 W F- 740Copy !req
55. J another gay, another gay
EL Ll i Ll E VAT K I X ACopy !req
56. J another gay, another gay
EL Ll i Ll E VAT K I X ACopy !req
57. J; chickens will dance with bears
wolves prance and walk on air ;Copy !req
58. J reach out and take me there
come out and play &Copy !req
59. J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine dayCopy !req
60. J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine dayCopy !req
61. J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine dayCopy !req
62. J another gay, another gay,
another gay sunshine dayCopy !req
63. » Another gay, another gay
another gay sunshine dayCopy !req
64. So happy we're back together!Copy !req
65. Yeah!Copy !req
66. Gay spring break til our booties ache!
cheersCopy !req
67. Welcome to the
Transamerica Airlines.Copy !req
68. I'm your head stewardess,
Debbie Gottakunt.Copy !req
69. On behalf of flight attendant
Nancy Needatwat,Copy !req
70. we'd like to welcome you aboard.Copy !req
71. If Fort Lauderdale is not in your
travel plans today, it is now.Copy !req
72. Hi hi, I just want to tell you what an
honor it is to have you on my plane -Copy !req
73. IO
gigglesCopy !req
74. - Oh Perez, I'm your biggest fan.
- Oh thank you!Copy !req
75. But I do have some terrible news.Copy !req
76. thudCopy !req
77. There's nobody flying the plane!Copy !req
78. Damnit Nancy,
get a hold of yourself!Copy !req
79. Sounds like you boys had quite
the adventure last summer.Copy !req
80. It's gonna be hard to top, huh?Copy !req
81. Well, I have become quite the
power bottom.Copy !req
82. 0,Copy !req
83. Sorry, excuse me, excuse me.Copy !req
84. I think we know who the slut
of the group is.Copy !req
85. Which one of you is the leading lady?Copy !req
86. - Nico!
- I accept.Copy !req
87. But our sequel needs to be a whole
new experience, boys.Copy !req
88. To a new adventure!Copy !req
89. To poppers and public sex!Copy !req
90. Cheers!Copy !req
91. So Griff and Jarod, you two are going
to Florida to get laid as well?Copy !req
92. - We're a couple.
- A monogamous couple.Copy !req
93. That's so sweet!
I just want to vomit.Copy !req
94. Tell me something I care about, which
one of you has the bigger dick?Copy !req
95. Shorty's packing heat?Copy !req
96. Come on Griff, whip it out, let's see
that monster cock!Copy !req
97. clears throatCopy !req
98. Oh. Forgive us father,
we are gay.Copy !req
99. Come child, confess your sins.Copy !req
100. I'll be right back!
gigglesCopy !req
101. Oh my goodness!Copy !req
102. Oh Father, Hail Mary...Copy !req
103. This is Captain Nodick in the Cockpit.
We're expecting a smoothCopy !req
104. ride this morning.Copy !req
105. rattlingCopy !req
106. What's happening?Copy !req
107. all screamCopy !req
108. My nail, where's my nail?Copy !req
109. Oh my God there's snakes on the plane!Copy !req
110. slurping
moaningCopy !req
111. Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee. AHHH!Copy !req
112. BONK!Copy !req
113. birds tweetCopy !req
114. passengers screamCopy !req
115. choir vocalizingCopy !req
116. In the unlikely event
of a water landing,Copy !req
117. I may be used as a
floatation device!Copy !req
118. screaming continuesCopy !req
119. Jlalalalalala sCopy !req
120. indistinct conversationsCopy !req
121. suitcases clunkCopy !req
122. - SO many men.
- So little lube.Copy !req
123. - Oooh!Copy !req
124. - Ahhh.Copy !req
125. - Ugh.Copy !req
126. squish squishCopy !req
127. gagsCopy !req
128. Are we having fun yet?Copy !req
129. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
130. I Tyrell Tyrelle...Copy !req
131. Activities coordinator for the Broward
County Chamber of Commerce.Copy !req
132. It's a pleasure to meet you
LA LAl BCopy !req
133. It says "Tyrell Tyrelle".Copy !req
134. It's French.Copy !req
135. I just want to make sure you
gal knew of all the fabulousCopy !req
136. activities we have here in sunny
Fort Lauderdale.Copy !req
137. Here, have an enchanting brochure.Copy !req
138. Thank you.Copy !req
139. Inside you'll find listings of all our
classic spring break activitiesCopy !req
140. Like our wet package contest.Copy !req
141. Including self-help seminars
on everything fromCopy !req
142. clean and sober pride
to ballsack botox.Copy !req
143. Look, there's Perez!Copy !req
144. Blessed is the fruit of thy womb...Copy !req
145. coughingCopy !req
146. choir vocalizingCopy !req
147. Whoa...Copy !req
148. Who is he?Copy !req
149. Those would be the Jaspers.Copy !req
150. Meet Jasper, and Jasper, and Jasper.Copy !req
151. Holy hard-on!Copy !req
152. Jasper is your textbook flawless
back-stabbing fratbot.Copy !req
153. He is the leader.Copy !req
154. But the other two drones only exist
to serve their Queen.Copy !req
155. I call him Jasper Chan.Copy !req
156. Domo arigato ah hairy asshole.Copy !req
157. He's the eyes and ears
of the main Jasper.Copy !req
158. Girlfriend is all up in
everybody's business.Copy !req
159. He knows we're talking about them!Copy !req
160. Honey, Jasper Chan knows all, k?Copy !req
161. That one's new this year,
I call him Jasper pledge.Copy !req
162. He's in the process of being hazed.Copy !req
163. Heads up boys, here they come.Copy !req
164. We're Jasper.Copy !req
165. Nice to meet you.
We're Cher.Copy !req
166. So, where you boys from?Copy !req
167. San Torum, California.
Born and raised.Copy !req
168. You're on the East Coast now,
this is our turf.Copy !req
169. Take this as a compliment,
Cali kids.Copy !req
170. He must see you as competition.
Vi1 1Copy !req
171. Jasper is last year's champion.Copy !req
172. Champion? Of what?Copy !req
173. "Gays Gone Wild"!Copy !req
174. And now, the star of
"Gays Gone Wild",Copy !req
175. Miss Sandi Cove!Copy !req
176. all cheerCopy !req
177. You boys ready to have a ball?Copy !req
178. Whoops! How bout two of them?Copy !req
179. Ewww.Copy !req
180. Why thank you sugar.
I don't khowCopy !req
181. whether to talk into it or give it a
hoover!Copy !req
182. Welcome to Fort Lauderdale!Copy !req
183. cheersCopy !req
184. What is Spring Break all about?Copy !req
185. Getting laid, Sandi!Copy !req
186. Well, being a classy lady belch
I much prefer the moreCopy !req
187. sophisticated term, "cornholing".Copy !req
188. But this contest is all about
who can shuck the most!Copy !req
189. cheersCopy !req
190. Whoever has the most notches in their
bedpost by the end of the week,Copy !req
191. Will win a cornhol-ucopia ofCopy !req
192. faaaaabulous prizes!Copy !req
193. That's right, Sandi.Copy !req
194. Including a deluxe
weekend for twoCopy !req
195. In Asbury Park, New Jersey!Copy !req
196. 0Oo0000!Copy !req
197. This rapidly gentrifying paradise
TR =R =N LTSCopy !req
198. once the gays finally get rid
of the black people.Copy !req
199. But that's not all Tyrell. In addition
to being crowned Miss Gay Gone Wild,Copy !req
200. Our sexual hero will also win...Copy !req
201. A one-week subscription to
manhunt.net!Copy !req
202. Ahhh!Copy !req
203. Unlock your man-cuntCopy !req
204. with Manhunt.Copy !req
205. But Tyrell, you're forgetting our
Grand Prize!Copy !req
206. A brand new whore!Copy !req
207. cheersCopy !req
208. This prime slab of Italian beef is a
versitile horse-hung Gemini, Sandi!Copy !req
209. Certain to make a stimulating addition
to your Asbury adventure.Copy !req
210. Our hunk enjoys cock-and-ball tortureCopy !req
211. and haiku.Copy !req
212. Each participant will receive a
headboard game piece, and their ownCopy !req
213. individualized fuckstamp.Copy !req
214. It's easy: simply schtup and stamp.
Schtup and stamp!Copy !req
215. Like so.Copy !req
216. And now, ask yoursel, am I man enough
to be Miss Gay Gone Wild?Copy !req
217. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
218. I thought college was the way to find
tops, but this contest rocks, bitches!Copy !req
219. Hey, weren't we supposed to have
two double beds?Copy !req
220. All they had left was a King, queen.Copy !req
221. On the bright side,
we can always cornhole each other forCopy !req
222. extra fuckstamps!Copy !req
223. - Unhand me, you brute!
- Never!Copy !req
224. - Sorry, are you hurt?
- Yeah, it did hurt...Copy !req
225. Do it again...Copy !req
226. spank
Ooh!Copy !req
227. multiple spankingsCopy !req
228. So, are the two lovebirds
going to enter?Copy !req
229. I don't know you guys. Jarod and I
aren't sure.Copy !req
230. Are we, Jarod?Copy !req
231. Awkward!Copy !req
232. I mean, I would be down, but...Copy !req
233. look, I'm the first to admit,
promiscuous sex is hot!Copy !req
234. On paper. We'd all like to have our
cake and eat it too, right?Copy !req
235. But what if it changes things?Copy !req
236. Let's let these boys
define their sexual boundaries.Copy !req
237. In private.Copy !req
238. Oh, look at that.Copy !req
239. Ballsack botox!Copy !req
240. Buh-bye.Copy !req
241. whistle soundCopy !req
242. - A tiki?
- Hey that's neat!Copy !req
243. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna put this string around myCopy !req
244. neck and wear it for good luck!Copy !req
245. Let me see that.Copy !req
246. latin music playsCopy !req
247. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
248. Aah!Copy !req
249. Are you okay?Copy !req
250. He was so hot. And I blew it!Copy !req
251. It's a good thing you were wearing my
lucky tiki.Copy !req
252. You could've poked your eye out.Copy !req
253. I think I'll name you Kiki.
Kiki, the tiki.Copy !req
254. Mmmmm. Ahhh.Copy !req
255. So, what would our rules be?
Like would you let someone fuck you?Copy !req
256. Would you like to watch
someone fuck me?Copy !req
257. laughs
Yeah.Copy !req
258. - Yes?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
259. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
260. Wait, wait...Copy !req
261. What about kissing?Copy !req
262. No... No, your lips
are all mine.Copy !req
263. slurpCopy !req
264. Whoo!Copy !req
265. - What's going on?
- We're entering the contest!Copy !req
266. Yeah!Copy !req
267. - Are you serious?
- We don't know if it's the rum or theCopy !req
268. cum that's making us dumb,
but we are in!Copy !req
269. Let the games begin!Copy !req
270. Woo!Copy !req
271. The nerd's packing 8 inches Jasper!Copy !req
272. Maybe 9.Copy !req
273. snapsCopy !req
274. Stiff competition indeed.Copy !req
275. Did anyone find the unlucky tiki
I planted?Copy !req
276. buzzCopy !req
277. Did anyone find the unlucky tiki
he planted?Copy !req
278. "Cher" already accessorized it.Copy !req
279. Mark my words, Jaspers...Copy !req
280. They're going down!Copy !req
281. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
282. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
283. all laugh maniacallyCopy !req
284. buzzCopy !req
285. Welcome to "Gay Gone Wild"!Copy !req
286. cheersCopy !req
287. The contest starts now, baby.Copy !req
288. And climaxes our legendary
Saturday night sex party.Copy !req
289. cheersCopy !req
290. Speaking of sloppy sex parties, here's
your hostess, Miss Sandi Cove!Copy !req
291. cheersCopy !req
292. splurtCopy !req
293. Sandy's mammories are sponsored by
Elbow Grease.Copy !req
294. For a hot release, it's Elbow Grease.Copy !req
295. So tell me boys,
who's in the game?Copy !req
296. cheersCopy !req
297. Today's winning team will all receive
one bonus fuckstamp!Copy !req
298. Let's play slip-and-slide
shuffleboard!Copy !req
299. Woo hoo hoo!Copy !req
300. thudCopy !req
301. Yeah!Copy !req
302. thudCopy !req
303. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
304. cheersCopy !req
305. boing
splatCopy !req
306. Stop!Copy !req
307. Stop! STOP!Copy !req
308. What would Jesus think?Copy !req
309. You may know me from perezhilton.com,
or as a contestantCopy !req
310. on "Celebrity Rap Superstar,Copy !req
311. But now I am rapping
for Christ!Copy !req
312. Down with Britney, Paris or Lindsay,
up with Jesus, Mary and Joseph!Copy !req
313. Heavens to murgatroid!Copy !req
314. Think about it boys, we homosexuals
will never acheive equality if weCopy !req
315. continue to define ourselves as drag
queen-obsessed, sex-crazed perverts!Copy !req
316. All sex and pig play
gives gays a bad name!Copy !req
317. All sex and pig play
gives gays a bad name!Copy !req
318. cheersCopy !req
319. If we don't dislodge half-breed,
we lose! And that is not acceptable!Copy !req
320. - What do we do?
- Yeah, what do we do?Copy !req
321. buzzer, low batteryCopy !req
322. Think of something!Copy !req
323. In a last minute yet technically legal
subtitution,Copy !req
324. pinch-hitting for Jasper Chan...Copy !req
325. iS Jasper Bear.Copy !req
326. gaspsCopy !req
327. gruntingCopy !req
328. My tiki?Copy !req
329. glass shatteringCopy !req
330. We won!Copy !req
331. cheersCopy !req
332. coughingCopy !req
333. Now he looks straight out of that
website that I always splurt to.Copy !req
334. You mean the website that
Polly and I frequent?Copy !req
335. Yes! The world's largest
gay porn portal.Copy !req
336. Yummy!Copy !req
337. Where's this Latin lover you
keep talking about?Copy !req
338. Oh, El Cantante?Copy !req
339. Do you think he's a top? I bet he's
a top he looks like a top.Copy !req
340. Oh I can sniff them out!Copy !req
341. growls
barksCopy !req
342. Go talk to him.Copy !req
343. - Why me?
- You make better bait.Copy !req
344. Sup bud, wanna dance?Copy !req
345. Sure, go for it.Copy !req
346. You okay, peanut?Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. Sometimes Jarod just casts
a really big shadow.Copy !req
349. Kiss Polly.Copy !req
350. I think we got off on the wrong foot.
On behalf of my brother Jaspers,Copy !req
351. I'd like to make a peace offering.Copy !req
352. inhalesCopy !req
353. inhalesCopy !req
354. bird tweetsCopy !req
355. Apology accepted.Copy !req
356. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
357. - What do I do?
- Close your eyes and suck, honey.Copy !req
358. inhalesCopy !req
359. coughsCopy !req
360. gigglesCopy !req
361. Let's dance!Copy !req
362. J I love that you don't care
what people think about meCopy !req
363. I I love that you don't care
what people think about youCopy !req
364. J I could care less
as long as we're together ;Copy !req
365. J I'm gonna be wrapped around
your finger foreverCopy !req
366. J I gave him my number
and he called me back ;Copy !req
367. J When he calls me right back
You know he comes right over ;Copy !req
368. J I'm gonna see him every day
over and overCopy !req
369. J I finally have this guy
and he understands me JCopy !req
370. J He's soft and he's sweet
like cotton candy 7Copy !req
371. J Like cotton candy
lofeJd o let=111¢ /400Copy !req
372. J I met his mother and his brother
And his sister and his father sCopy !req
373. J And his aunts and his uncles
And his cousin's best friend JCopy !req
374. J They're gonna come see me play
at Madison Square Garden ;Copy !req
375. J They're gonna lift their glasses
say a toast for me andCopy !req
376. J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7Copy !req
377. J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7Copy !req
378. J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7Copy !req
379. J; Like cotton candy
like cotton candy 7Copy !req
380. chokingCopy !req
381. gaggingCopy !req
382. You're such a dork.Copy !req
383. Don't worry about it bro.
I am a, how do you say,Copy !req
384. Ambassador from Planet Dweeb
myself.Copy !req
385. Luiz de la cruz, de la caridad, de la
santa fe, del padre nuestro que estasCopy !req
386. en los cielo, santifico sea tu nombre.Copy !req
387. Luis, for short.Copy !req
388. - Quite a mouthful.
- You have no idea.Copy !req
389. chokesCopy !req
390. Andy Wilson.
Dork for short.Copy !req
391. You know, I don't think I've seen this
many gay guys in all of Havana, Cuba.Copy !req
392. We did have a gay rooster first.
"Cock-a-doodle-doo!"Copy !req
393. laughsCopy !req
394. What are you drinking there, Andy?Copy !req
395. "Barrel of Cum.
Rum! Barrel of Rum.Copy !req
396. - Next round's on me.
- Oh my God, super cute!Copy !req
397. - Where'd you learn how to do that?
- I used to want to be a magician.Copy !req
398. Good idea, when I was in
Cuba, I used to want to be a...Copy !req
399. How do you say in English?Copy !req
400. A ventriloquist.Copy !req
401. Oh, my God...
laughsCopy !req
402. Here's to Andy Wilson,
the magnificent.Copy !req
403. glasses clinkCopy !req
404. Salud.Copy !req
405. - Come on, let's dance.
- Okay.Copy !req
406. s You and me
used to be so shyCopy !req
407. J I didn't dare look you
T 04 RCopy !req
408. J And though we bite
each other's noseCopy !req
409. J And though we rip
each other's clothes JCopy !req
410. buzzing sounds
Ooohoh!Copy !req
411. J I'm your body addict
You're my body addict ;Copy !req
412. 1x 1Copy !req
413. Let's go!Copy !req
414. So, what's this?Copy !req
415. It's my fleshjack, dude. Feels
almost as good as my wet manpussy.Copy !req
416. Dude, you are so romantic...Copy !req
417. - Suck my face, dude.
Y i1 1Copy !req
418. slurpCopy !req
419. What's wrong, bro?Copy !req
420. You'll have to excuse me.
I cut my foot earlier.Copy !req
421. And... my shoe is filling up with
blood.Copy !req
422. J Jesus loves us, this we know
though the Bible tells us no ;Copy !req
423. J Yes, Jesus loves us
Yes, Jesus loves usCopy !req
424. J As long as we're not hoes.
Like you.Copy !req
425. - You're a good dancer.
- Just trying to keep you in place.Copy !req
426. Whoa! Hey.Copy !req
427. What do you say we back off and start
with a proper date their mister?Copy !req
428. Like maybe, right now?Copy !req
429. I'll see you tomorrow, Andy Wilson.Copy !req
430. Dork.Copy !req
431. Griff?Copy !req
432. Ohhh...Copy !req
433. slurping soundsCopy !req
434. 0,Copy !req
435. - You like that?
- Oh yeah!Copy !req
436. Oh! Yeah I do!Copy !req
437. Ilikeit. I love it!Copy !req
438. AR 1A
I want my baby &Copy !req
439. AR 1A
I want my baby &Copy !req
440. AR 1A
I want my baby &Copy !req
441. I miss you.Copy !req
442. text message soundCopy !req
443. 0,Copy !req
444. 01,2111, 11Copy !req
445. Mmm! Mmm! Oh yeah!Copy !req
446. bird tweetsCopy !req
447. Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!Copy !req
448. Ah! Ah! Ah!
MMm!'Mm! Mmm!Copy !req
449. gurglingCopy !req
450. - Okay, who got the Bloody Mary?
- Was a Blood Orange Bellini.Copy !req
451. Of course it was, dearie.Copy !req
452. - We just need to find a weak spot.
- A chink in the armor.Copy !req
453. So, how was everyone's evening?Copy !req
454. Kinda busted.Copy !req
455. Actually mine was a bit
on the busted side as well.Copy !req
456. I am such a whore!Copy !req
457. I meet this really hot, innocent,
perfect boyCopy !req
458. and end up like a hoe in a hot tub.Copy !req
459. How was it?Copy !req
460. Hm. Fine.Copy !req
461. Details, Dolores, details!Copy !req
462. Griff, where are your glasses?Copy !req
463. Oh, they... came off...Copy !req
464. I figured I'd wear my new
contact lenses.Copy !req
465. Did he fuck you that hard?Copy !req
466. Jarod, stop. We just blew each other.Copy !req
467. What's wrong with you?
It was your idea in the first place...Copy !req
468. I never said not to come home.Copy !req
469. laughterCopy !req
470. Let me intterupt this awkward and
uncomfortable silence to recap myCopy !req
471. awkward and uncomfortable evening.Copy !req
472. So, how was he anyways, whore?Copy !req
473. Cause to be honest, surfer dude sucks
major ass, dude actually asked me toCopy !req
474. tap his cowabunghole.Copy !req
475. spitsCopy !req
476. Speaking of cowabungholes, or
lack thereof, may I ask a question?Copy !req
477. Is there a putrid odor coming from me?Copy !req
478. We perhaps we should do this then,
apparently we're not ready.Copy !req
479. Apparently not!Copy !req
480. Or perhaps an unsightly skin disease?Copy !req
481. Bye guys.Copy !req
482. Cause I think I have leprosy.Copy !req
483. I hope it's not contagious.Copy !req
484. scratchingCopy !req
485. - What is your damage, Heather?
- Jasper.Copy !req
486. Duh.Copy !req
487. I'm so sorry about last night,
I was such a drunken fool.Copy !req
488. Apology accepted, Mr.Copy !req
489. Definitely not in Cuba anymore!Copy !req
490. Yeah, so...Copy !req
491. What do you think of all this
hedonistic... hedonism?Copy !req
492. - You mean "Gays Gone Wild"?
- Yes. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
493. splashCopy !req
494. Casual sex isn't really my thing.Copy !req
495. splashCopy !req
496. Did you sign up?Copy !req
497. Me? No, no, no...
No I'm uh...Copy !req
498. I'm more into heavy petting.Copy !req
499. laughsCopy !req
500. You're super cute.Copy !req
501. splashCopy !req
502. Whoa, ah ah ahhhh!Copy !req
503. - Griff.
- Jarod.Copy !req
504. When I went to go fuck that guy,
all I could think about was you.Copy !req
505. Your thought about me, right?Copy !req
506. Yeah...Copy !req
507. At first.Copy !req
508. But then I guess I just
got lost in it all.Copy !req
509. I'm not gonna lie Jay, it was nice
knowing someone thinks I'm hot.Copy !req
510. - I think you're hot.
- I know you do, but...Copy !req
511. It was just sex.Copy !req
512. You know you're the one that I love.Copy !req
513. Maybe we just need to lay out
some ground rules, first.Copy !req
514. Like, rule #1: we only do
guys together.Copy !req
515. Are you sure?Copy !req
516. Yeah let's give it a shot.Copy !req
517. If it gets messy we'll just pull out.Copy !req
518. laughsCopy !req
519. J Belly buttonsCopy !req
520. J Belly buttonsCopy !req
521. J Belly buttonsCopy !req
522. J Belly buttonsCopy !req
523. Hot guy, 12-inch cock, 12 o'clock!Copy !req
524. Ooh!
Lindsay Lohan.Copy !req
525. Is that Britney's vajay-jay? Richard
Simmons is fisting Anderson Cooper!Copy !req
526. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
527. Is he flirting with me?Copy !req
528. Praise Christ Perez, I might finally
get a little cock-a-doodle-doo!Copy !req
529. smacksCopy !req
530. growlsCopy !req
531. screamsCopy !req
532. Praise Mary, Mother of God!Copy !req
533. choir vocalizingCopy !req
534. splurtCopy !req
535. The Virgin weeps!Copy !req
536. Ah! Hah!Copy !req
537. The Stigmata!Copy !req
538. The Shtmata is more like it.Copy !req
539. This is a sign of Jesus!Copy !req
540. I am chosen!Copy !req
541. I am chosen!Copy !req
542. hissingCopy !req
543. 1x 1Copy !req
544. laughterCopy !req
545. Aaaaah!Copy !req
546. Oh oh ohhhh!Copy !req
547. You know, you have the bluest eyes
I have ever seen.Copy !req
548. You mind repeating that in Spanish?Copy !req
549. Tienes los 0jos mas azules
que he visto e mi vida.Copy !req
550. splurtsCopy !req
551. You know, I'm getting
really hungry papi.Copy !req
552. - Oh yeah?
- Mhmm.Copy !req
553. What can I get you?Copy !req
554. A footlong.Copy !req
555. With relish!Copy !req
556. laughsCopy !req
557. Don't you want to fuck me?Copy !req
558. Everyone else is?Copy !req
559. Andy...Copy !req
560. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
561. I'm gonna go get us some snacks.Copy !req
562. Throw papi overboard! Get back up
there where you belong!Copy !req
563. Dad?Copy !req
564. Andy, listen to your mommie dearest.
Luis would makeCopy !req
565. such a good clean husband.Copy !req
566. Don't listen to her.
A man has his needs!Copy !req
567. Think about what you're
missing out on!Copy !req
568. Raging gonads! Bulging biceps!
Gay fucking!Copy !req
569. She wouldn't say such awful things to
you if you weren't in this Cadillac!Copy !req
570. But you are, Andy.
You are in this Cadillac.Copy !req
571. car door opensCopy !req
572. They ran out of hot dogs.Copy !req
573. Would you settle for a kiss?Copy !req
574. I like you.Copy !req
575. I like you too.Copy !req
576. J Well I'm self-absorbed
and sex-obsessed JCopy !req
577. J I enjoy the excess
I'm a fun little mess JCopy !req
578. J I paid the price for my sacrifice
I lost my jackpot &Copy !req
579. J To the roll of the dice
Too young and too naive 7Copy !req
580. s No smoke, no mirrors
Nothing up my sleeveCopy !req
581. J I'm well aware
that I've had my share 7Copy !req
582. SN T Tl g Lo la =
so you better beware 7Copy !req
583. J Well, so what?
It don't matterCopy !req
584. J I fucked up yet again
I got lost along the way »Copy !req
585. J But I'm not done
So don't be flattered ;Copy !req
586. J I'm not gone
It don't matterCopy !req
587. J And I'm not
I'm not going away ;&Copy !req
588. Wait! We're naked!Copy !req
589. - There they are officer!
- Code #69.Copy !req
590. Jasper.Copy !req
591. Here we go ladies.Copy !req
592. Oy vey!Copy !req
593. horse whinniesCopy !req
594. Oy vey!Copy !req
595. Pop that tuchus!
Pop that tuchus!Copy !req
596. Rule # 1: We only play together.Copy !req
597. J There's just one way
to fall in love JCopy !req
598. J one say to say
forever moreCopy !req
599. J If you've been promised to be true
your whole life throughCopy !req
600. J Then you're the boy
I've waited for JCopy !req
601. J If I can share your every kiss JCopy !req
602. buzzCopy !req
603. Rule #12: no overnights.Copy !req
604. Oh! Oh yeah!Copy !req
605. Rule #564: No one cuter than me.Copy !req
606. dialing phoneCopy !req
607. - Hello?
- Dad, hey it's me.Copy !req
608. Son, is everything okay down there?Copy !req
609. Actually do you have a minute?
I could really use your advice.Copy !req
610. Certainly, I was just getting dressed.
Go on...Copy !req
611. There's this boy I met here in
Ft. Lauderdale. His name's Luis.Copy !req
612. He's a great guy.
I really think you'd approve.Copy !req
613. The thing is Luis is a virgin,
and I think he wants a boyfriend.Copy !req
614. Is he uncut?Copy !req
615. I haven't seen it yet, Dad.
Why?Copy !req
616. No reason, I'm just asking.Copy !req
617. - Go on.
- Anyway...Copy !req
618. I like Luis a lot,
but I'm torn,Copy !req
619. the whole purpose of this vacation was
to have fun, right?Copy !req
620. I mean after all I'm only
20 years old,Copy !req
621. I'm not exactly looking to tie the
knot.Copy !req
622. The idea of taking someone's
virginity, to be perfectly honest,Copy !req
623. it kinda freaks me out.Copy !req
624. What do you think I should do?Copy !req
625. Well, perhaps if I'd had the chance to
sew my wild oats when I was your age,Copy !req
626. before I met your mother,Copy !req
627. I wouldn't have ended up in my
current predicament.Copy !req
628. But then again,
I wouldn't have had you.Copy !req
629. What I'm trying to say is, you have to
decide whether to follow your heartCopy !req
630. or your hole.Copy !req
631. Actually you know something, as
disturbing as that sounds,Copy !req
632. I think you're right.Copy !req
633. - Thanks, Dad.
- Anytime, son.Copy !req
634. - Hi, Dad!
- Hi son!Copy !req
635. - Dad?
- Yes?Copy !req
636. 1x 1Copy !req
637. - What are you doing here?
- I don't know about you,Copy !req
638. but I'm following my hole.Copy !req
639. splat
Whoops!Copy !req
640. Ah. Ah.Copy !req
641. I'm really tight.Copy !req
642. Let me just uh...Copy !req
643. Put that back in
where it don't belong.Copy !req
644. Usually your mother does this.Copy !req
645. Jesus!Copy !req
646. That's one way to break a sweat.
Well, carry on.Copy !req
647. Get ready for Daddies Gone Wild!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
648. Fort Lauderdale, here I come!Copy !req
649. I think you dropped something.Copy !req
650. Who are you?Copy !req
651. I'm Stan! Stan the Merman.Copy !req
652. And I'm Cheryl Tiegs.Copy !req
653. Don't believe me? Watch this!Copy !req
654. "Chicken of the Sea'".Copy !req
655. That's me!Copy !req
656. What's your name?Copy !req
657. Nico.Copy !req
658. "Fowl of the Earth'".Copy !req
659. You seem sad, Nico,
What's wrong?Copy !req
660. I feel like an alien.Copy !req
661. Well, I'm not like
other boys either, you know?Copy !req
662. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
663. belchCopy !req
664. - Hey little boy.
- No wait Stan, don't go!Copy !req
665. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
666. Stan, Stan the Merman.Copy !req
667. Oh yeah? Let me introduce you to
Jake the snake.Copy !req
668. I'm not that desperate...Copy !req
669. V=Copy !req
670. Ahhh!Copy !req
671. blechCopy !req
672. Aw, Nico must've dropped little Kiki.Copy !req
673. I'll keep her safe.Copy !req
674. hissingCopy !req
675. growlingCopy !req
676. growlingCopy !req
677. J Lice in the house!
There's a red hot party ;Copy !req
678. J going on in your public hair 7Copy !req
679. J There's a red hot party
going on in your pubic hair 7Copy !req
680. J Lice in the house!Copy !req
681. J Lice in the house!Copy !req
682. snoringCopy !req
683. loud snoringCopy !req
684. clears throatCopy !req
685. Fuck it!Copy !req
686. growls
T =E1uDCopy !req
687. all screamCopy !req
688. criesCopy !req
689. Oww! Owww!Copy !req
690. Is everyone okay?Copy !req
691. No.Copy !req
692. We're not.Copy !req
693. Kiki misses my landing strip.Copy !req
694. Yeah. And my balls itch.Copy !req
695. At least we have the wet package
contest to look forward to.Copy !req
696. That's right, Jarod.
Each and every contestant willCopy !req
697. receive a complimentary pair of
Aussiebum underwear.Copy !req
698. You'll succumb
to Aussiebum.Copy !req
699. laughsCopy !req
700. I can't cum.Copy !req
701. I promised Luis I'd ride a gondola.Copy !req
702. If only you could ride his gondola.Copy !req
703. Tell me about it.Copy !req
704. You boys sure seem crabby today.Copy !req
705. I bet they're just hungry Jasper.
Here, have some crabcakes!Copy !req
706. laughsCopy !req
707. Maybe a crabapple?Copy !req
708. Or perhaps some pizza?Copy !req
709. buzz
Yes!Copy !req
710. - Bye, losers...
- Konichiwa, bitches...Copy !req
711. As usual, Jasper
has the last word.Copy !req
712. Does he?Copy !req
713. Does he?Copy !req
714. cheeringCopy !req
715. Thanks for the kind assistance,
1= IRCopy !req
716. Woo hoo!
My pleasure boys.Copy !req
717. I've been trying to get back at those
fuckers for a long long, AHH!Copy !req
718. What?Copy !req
719. Tiki! Tiki is taboo! Bad things
come to those who touch!Copy !req
720. AHH!Copy !req
721. Super soaker, wooo!Copy !req
722. Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
723. laughterCopy !req
724. scissors snippingCopy !req
725. Operation Crabgrass backfired,
Jaspers!Copy !req
726. But tonight we will unleash
a night of terror!Copy !req
727. Like the country of Broward
has never seen!Copy !req
728. But those boys, sir. Have you ever
faced such formidable opponents?Copy !req
729. I think you...Copy !req
730. Missed a spot!Copy !req
731. slit
AHH!Copy !req
732. Where can we go?Copy !req
733. Are you sure?Copy !req
734. But my room is off limits.Copy !req
735. Shit, mine too.Copy !req
736. Pool shed.Copy !req
737. laughsCopy !req
738. The power of God compels you!
The power of God compels you!Copy !req
739. Who was that?Copy !req
740. Perez Hilton.Copy !req
741. Ha ha, very funny...Copy !req
742. Andy, Daddy's having a little trouble
charming the trouser snakes.Copy !req
743. Is it my outfit?
What do you think,Copy !req
744. is it too modest?
Should I kick it up a notch?Copy !req
745. Who was that?Copy !req
746. My... father.Copy !req
747. I should probably go.Copy !req
748. No, please, please...Copy !req
749. I'm getting blue balls!Copy !req
750. We should wait, Andy.
Til the time is right.Copy !req
751. Dude! It is spring break.
The time is right now.Copy !req
752. Fuck me!Copy !req
753. I'm so nervous. I can't believe
we're finally doing a three-way.Copy !req
754. Should I use the silver, or the gold?Copy !req
755. The gold...Copy !req
756. It brings out your highlights.Copy !req
757. And lowlights.Copy !req
758. Hey, sharky. Ever been fucked
by a puppy?Copy !req
759. Scoby-dooby-do me!Copy !req
760. knockingCopy !req
761. So, we're kinda new at this.Copy !req
762. No worries boys,
I am an excellent instructor.Copy !req
763. Teach us!Copy !req
764. Move in.Copy !req
765. Repeat, move in.Copy !req
766. Hola, fresh linens!Copy !req
767. Excuse us?Copy !req
768. No worries Papi, Consuelo
seen it all before.Copy !req
769. Mhmm.Copy !req
770. 1YCopy !req
771. You wanna play? You wanna play?
You wanna play boy huh?Copy !req
772. You wanna play in the bed,
yeah you do.Copy !req
773. Good boy, good boy,
bad boy...Copy !req
774. Have you boys ever done
a Love Train?Copy !req
775. You lay back, your boyfriend
penetrates youCopy !req
776. while I pound his ass from behind.Copy !req
777. Deal!Copy !req
778. 1YCopy !req
779. Pass the elbow grease, please.Copy !req
780. - Certainly.
- Thank you.Copy !req
781. - I'm stuck.
- Me too!Copy !req
782. Me three!Copy !req
783. Oh my God!Copy !req
784. Oh my God oh my God!Copy !req
785. I am completely
claustrophobic!Copy !req
786. Remain calm, don't panic!Copy !req
787. deep breathingCopy !req
788. Call 911, call the Police,
the Coast Guard...Copy !req
789. Hell!Copy !req
790. ripCopy !req
791. Ahhh!Copy !req
792. - You okay?
- He tore my fucking ass off!Copy !req
793. Stop! You'll pull my rectum
out with this!Copy !req
794. What do we do?Copy !req
795. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
796. Taxi!Copy !req
797. knocks on tableCopy !req
798. Hi.
My rump is bleeding and I can't removeCopy !req
799. my index finger
from my boyfriend's anus.Copy !req
800. Yeah, well I can't get my pocket
rocket out of my pussy, okay?Copy !req
801. You wanna play? Yes you do,
yves you do wanna play.Copy !req
802. Come on boy. You wanna
sniff my ass?Copy !req
803. Oh yeah, you wanna ride daddy,
ride daddy!Copy !req
804. Call me Sparky, sharky.Copy !req
805. Okay Sparky.Copy !req
806. Claw me Sparky. Put that big doggie
cock in me!Copy !req
807. Oh Luis, Luis!Copy !req
808. TCopy !req
809. Andy?Copy !req
810. Dad?Copy !req
811. vomitingCopy !req
812. vomitingCopy !req
813. vomitingCopy !req
814. vomitingCopy !req
815. vomitingCopy !req
816. vomitingCopy !req
817. vomitingCopy !req
818. Andy, I know this might not be the
right time,Copy !req
819. but you think you could stamp this?Copy !req
820. - Dad?
- OK, you're right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
821. vomitingCopy !req
822. Stan!Copy !req
823. Are you out there?Copy !req
824. I brought you some flowers.Copy !req
825. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
826. Mister Merman!Copy !req
827. - Hey, I missed you.
- I missed you too...Copy !req
828. - Can you ever coem out of the water?
- I can.Copy !req
829. But only for a few moments.Copy !req
830. You're beautiful.Copy !req
831. I know. I'd love to fuck you Nico,
but I don't have a cock or a butthole.Copy !req
832. Yol a2Copy !req
833. But you have a mouth...Copy !req
834. Sketchy!Copy !req
835. I didn't mean it like that,
I just meant...Copy !req
836. Kiss me?Copy !req
837. But if I kissed you, then we could
fall in love and...Copy !req
838. since we can never truly be togetherCopy !req
839. it could haunt us.Copy !req
840. Forever.Copy !req
841. I guess we're just
two fish out of water.Copy !req
842. Someday, a man with two legs,Copy !req
843. and a cock and a buttholeCopy !req
844. will come along.Copy !req
845. and he'll realize how truly
special you are.Copy !req
846. It's an awful lonely wait.Copy !req
847. Wherever you see water,
think of me.Copy !req
848. splashCopy !req
849. dialing phoneCopy !req
850. phone ringingCopy !req
851. Luis, please... I can explain.Copy !req
852. I think...Copy !req
853. I don't think I can explain
that at all.Copy !req
854. I want you to know that
as much as a slut as I may be,Copy !req
855. you were the first guy
I ever actually kissed.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry about Luis.Copy !req
857. I know how much you liked him.Copy !req
858. I'm sorry you're having such a
rough time too peanut.Copy !req
859. Spring break's almost over
and we both struck out.Copy !req
860. I think that bathhouse is 24/7,
we can still get laid tonight.Copy !req
861. Maybe what we both need...Copy !req
862. Is a nice long dream sequence.Copy !req
863. Fine.Copy !req
864. 4 DCopy !req
865. Fuck the pain away, right?Copy !req
866. Enjoy the bathhouse, Betty!Copy !req
867. 0,Copy !req
868. .\, 1LCopy !req
869. Puck me!Copy !req
870. TCopy !req
871. TCopy !req
872. Oh! Ah!Copy !req
873. gurglingCopy !req
874. "Wherever you see water, think of me"Copy !req
875. Oh my God, it's every guy
I've ever slept with!Copy !req
876. This can't be happening!Copy !req
877. M-Copy !req
878. Shit!Copy !req
879. growlsCopy !req
880. screamsCopy !req
881. AAAAHHHIICopy !req
882. - Over here!
e NTICopy !req
883. What are you doing here?Copy !req
884. It's your dream sequence,
come on before it's too late!Copy !req
885. banging at doorCopy !req
886. They just keep coming and coming!Copy !req
887. Leave us alone,
we just want to be together!Copy !req
888. We're both bottoms!Copy !req
889. Hey it worked. I think they're gone!Copy !req
890. Thank God.Copy !req
891. Do it of yeah! Oh yeah!Copy !req
892. Fisting... fisting...Copy !req
893. They're going to fist us!Copy !req
894. Fist fuck...Copy !req
895. I Drip, drop
drippity drop 7Copy !req
896. I Drip, drop
drippity drop 7Copy !req
897. J A-drip-a-drip-a
e aleo Me g o+ 20NCopy !req
898. J; Drippity drop
e ols X aos 100YCopy !req
899. gigglesCopy !req
900. s Whenever I feel dowerCopy !req
901. I I dream and count the hours JCopy !req
902. J til I dance in golden showers
with you ;Copy !req
903. ; We spent less than an hour,
yet our love will never sour ;Copy !req
904. J When I dance in the golden showers
with you ;Copy !req
905. J Whenever nature calls
break down your fears and wallsCopy !req
906. J And let your water fall on meCopy !req
907. J Fall on meJCopy !req
908. s So cast aside your sorrows JCopy !req
909. J And dream of a yellow rainbowsCopy !req
910. J Relax and let your love go
wee wee JCopy !req
911. J wee wee
wee wee JCopy !req
912. J So come follow me
where the manatees swim freeCopy !req
913. J Down under the golden sea -Copy !req
914. S Some call our love taboo JCopy !req
915. J But your words keep
shining throughCopy !req
916. J You said to thine own self
be true JCopy !req
917. J Underneath cascading streamsCopy !req
918. J I remember all my dreamsCopy !req
919. J And now it clearly seems
I'm born againCopy !req
920. I So come, follow me
where the manatees swim freeCopy !req
921. J Down under the golden sea -Copy !req
922. Ahh! Nooo!Copy !req
923. Fist him!
Fist fuck!Copy !req
924. screamsCopy !req
925. - NO!
- YES!Copy !req
926. Are you okay?Copy !req
927. Are you okay?Copy !req
928. Yeah.Copy !req
929. Actually...Copy !req
930. I'm fantastic.Copy !req
931. What's that smell?Copy !req
932. - What's the matter?
- I had the worst nightmare.Copy !req
933. What happened to your hand?Copy !req
934. What happened to your ass?Copy !req
935. Finally we did a three-way.Copy !req
936. With a rhinosceros?Copy !req
937. It almost cost us our lives.Copy !req
938. I'm starting to think the third part
of our trilogy needs to be we all makeCopy !req
939. a pact to swear off casual sex.Copy !req
940. That sounds like a hit.Copy !req
941. You're awfully chipper this morning.
You finally get laid?Copy !req
942. I got peed on.Copy !req
943. door openingCopy !req
944. I should've killed myself
when he first put it in me.Copy !req
945. But he took me.Copy !req
946. He took me!Copy !req
947. With the stench of filthy roadhouse
penis on his breath!Copy !req
948. And I licked it.Copy !req
949. I licked it!Copy !req
950. Awkward.Copy !req
951. Here it is:
"Gays Gone Wild!"Copy !req
952. cheersCopy !req
953. On Naked Sword,
you're never bored!Copy !req
954. Help me welcome the star of our show,
Miss Sandi Cove!Copy !req
955. Holla!Copy !req
956. And now, the time is here,
disrobe and begin cornholing!Copy !req
957. Happy orgy, boys.Copy !req
958. What am I doing here?Copy !req
959. Good luck, guys.Copy !req
960. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
961. I have an announcement
I'dlike to make.Copy !req
962. My name is Nico and...Copy !req
963. I'm an alien.Copy !req
964. My whole life, I've never doubted
myself, not for a single second.Copy !req
965. <. until I came to Fort Lauderdale.Copy !req
966. I came to play, like all
the rest of you...Copy !req
967. But ended up feeling like a castaway
from the planet Fembot.Copy !req
968. ButlllCopy !req
969. Through discovering the joy
of water sportsCopy !req
970. I came upon the secret of the universeCopy !req
971. It's not about who has
the biggest dong.Copy !req
972. Or the trendiest clothes.Copy !req
973. Or even the most fuckstamps.Copy !req
974. It's about remembering the 5 simple
words I've lived by all my life:Copy !req
975. Iamwhatllam.Copy !req
976. Iamwhatllam.Copy !req
977. Always.Copy !req
978. Calling other occupants:Copy !req
979. of interplanetary craft.Copy !req
980. Can you hear me?Copy !req
981. Over and out.Copy !req
982. J So come, follow me JCopy !req
983. s where the manatees swim freeCopy !req
984. J down under the golden seaCopy !req
985. We received your analgram girl.Copy !req
986. Tyrell Tyrelle reporting for duty.Copy !req
987. We're all very horny, sir.Copy !req
988. Oh blessed island of misfit boys!Copy !req
989. gigglesCopy !req
990. I am so glad we left.Copy !req
991. To monogamy.Copy !req
992. knocking at doorCopy !req
993. Andy doesn't want to be a slut
anymore, Luis.Copy !req
994. No?Copy !req
995. What does he want to be?Copy !req
996. He wants you.Copy !req
997. all moaningCopy !req
998. doorbellCopy !req
999. Pizza boy.Copy !req
1000. I love you, man!Copy !req
1001. Fuck, dude, I love you too!Copy !req
1002. Open your hearts,
close your holes!Copy !req
1003. Open your hearts,
close your holes!Copy !req
1004. Open your hearts,
close your holes!Copy !req
1005. I cast out the demon
of promiscuous sex!Copy !req
1006. Out! No more sucky-sucky
no more manhunt!Copy !req
1007. NO MORE!Copy !req
1008. Don't listen to them! Keep fucking!
That's right, lick hisCopy !req
1009. I heal you! I am God's vessel!
stop forni-Copy !req
1010. BONKCopy !req
1011. Sorry kid, Dad's got the sphincter
of a 7-year old.Copy !req
1012. fartCopy !req
1013. Brother Hilton!
We can't get our gay brother to stopCopy !req
1014. copulating.
What do you suggest we do?Copy !req
1015. I'd suggest you pull that cork
out of your poop-shoot, pussy boy!Copy !req
1016. Perez is back!Copy !req
1017. Who's got the lube?Copy !req
1018. I'm really glad we're gonna wait.
You know? Until the time is right.Copy !req
1019. Who said anything about waiting?Copy !req
1020. Don't you wanna just cuddle?Copy !req
1021. Sure.Copy !req
1022. After you pound my ass!Copy !req
1023. Oh, Dios mio!Copy !req
1024. - Hey, baby!
- Yuck!Copy !req
1025. Aw yeah, you know you want this!Copy !req
1026. TN I 4 =Copy !req
1027. My ass is new to all this.Copy !req
1028. Good, cause, uh...Copy !req
1029. Lo BTN 1K &Copy !req
1030. .\, 1LCopy !req
1031. 0,Copy !req
1032. Woo! Ah!Copy !req
1033. "Anothey Gay Movie"
eat your fucking heart out!Copy !req
1034. spanksCopy !req
1035. laughsCopy !req
1036. And now for our first-runner-up:Copy !req
1037. Jasper Pledge!Copy !req
1038. cheersCopy !req
1039. And now, the winner of the
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1040. Nico!Copy !req
1041. cheersCopy !req
1042. .\, 1LCopy !req
1043. ding!Copy !req
1044. Woo! Yeah!Copy !req
1045. Yeah! Oh yeah!Copy !req
1046. This sucks shit! I demand a recount!Copy !req
1047. Step aside old girl,
and let the new Jasper through.Copy !req
1048. A word of advice sweetie: you've
got something on your upper lip.Copy !req
1049. Did I get it?Copy !req
1050. A I R e gCopy !req
1051. buzz
AHHH!Copy !req
1052. evil laughterCopy !req
1053. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
1054. Stan?Copy !req
1055. Whenever you see rhinestones,
think of me.Copy !req
1056. So, what did we learned from our
little Floridian adventure?Copy !req
1057. I learned that Andy's
a really good top.Copy !req
1058. And I learned I'm only topping you.Copy !req
1059. And we learned that
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1060. And I learned that part three
takes placeCopy !req
1061. in outer space.Copy !req
1062. gigglesCopy !req
1063. To "Another Gay Movie Strikes BackCopy !req
1064. "GAYS IN SPACE"Copy !req
1065. N R R R
I can't stop falling »Copy !req
1066. N B LTI B e
I mean foreverCopy !req
1067. J I'm falling in love
it feels like heaven JCopy !req
1068. J I'm falling in love
SN R ET Tl B B LRCopy !req
1069. N R R R
I can't stop falling »Copy !req
1070. N B LTI B e
I mean foreverCopy !req
1071. J I'm falling in love
it feels like heaven JCopy !req
1072. J It feels like heaven
like heaven JCopy !req
1073. clap clapCopy !req
1074. clap clapCopy !req
1075. clap clapCopy !req
1076. J spring break
there are no rules JCopy !req
1077. J gonna do it
by the pool ;Copy !req
1078. J get drunk
break of dawn JCopy !req
1079. J this is how
el ICopy !req
1080. J rub some lotion
on my back ;Copy !req
1081. J massage it down
into my crackCopy !req
1082. J the day is young
CEL LT W TCopy !req
1083. J spring break is
so much fucking fun ;Copy !req
1084. J but let me tell you kids
what my mom told me ;Copy !req
1085. ; when you love someone
take it slow JCopy !req
1086. J don't let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped »Copy !req
1087. J your ass is trapped
and you'll end up with the clap ;Copy !req
1088. J clap clap
gonorrhea JCopy !req
1089. ; smelly whores
on the shoreCopy !req
1090. J love to take it
on all fours JCopy !req
1091. J dirty sluts
in the clubCopy !req
1092. J wanna get their
coochies rubbedCopy !req
1093. ; when you're back
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1094. J your craving cock
must get its fix JCopy !req
1095. J gang bang
squeal and moan 7Copy !req
1096. J porno stars
o IT e ETe o T 1 Lo 11 =00Copy !req
1097. J but let me tell you kids
what Jesus says... 7Copy !req
1098. ; when you love someone
let it showCopy !req
1099. J tell him that you're a trashy ho
if you got a sling ;Copy !req
1100. J and that's your thing
that's how your priest got the clap 7/Copy !req
1101. o Mol lZ
gonnorhea! ;Copy !req
1102. J gonnorhea, chlamydia, herpes and
scabies.Copy !req
1103. J I don't care if you've got crabs
Ll F 1 ICopy !req
1104. J I'll be your dirty doctor, and I'll
nurse you when you're sick 7Copy !req
1105. J And when you're feeling better
I am gonna milk your dick 7Copy !req
1106. J sperminate me
i'll be the next pregnant man J;Copy !req
1107. J you'll see us on Oprah
and we'll live happily ever after... »Copy !req
1108. J and then she'll marry us and
give us a free honeymoon to Hawaii 7Copy !req
1109. J because she's Oprah
and that's what she does JCopy !req
1110. J but let me tell you kids
what Oprah says...Copy !req
1111. ; when you love someone
you will know 2Copy !req
1112. J he'll give your face
that special glow &Copy !req
1113. J but when his love grows stale
call up Gayle »Copy !req
1114. J cause she doesn't have the clap
I XAE ICopy !req
1115. J gonorrhea
everybody follow along 7Copy !req
1116. J let's go back to the start of
the song, ready mom?Copy !req
1117. ; when you love someone
take it slow JCopy !req
1118. J don't let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped »Copy !req
1119. J you're ass is trapped
and you'll end up with the clap ;Copy !req
1120. J clap clap
gonorrhea JCopy !req
1121. J you got the clap yet?
everybody, sing along! ;Copy !req
1122. ; when you love someone
take it slow JCopy !req
1123. J don't let them rape your pussy-hole
cause if he's not wrapped »Copy !req
1124. J your ass is trapped
and you'll end up with the clap ;Copy !req
1125. J clap clap
gonorrhea JCopy !req
1126. J Last one in's a rotten fag! JCopy !req
1127. J Gays Gone Wild! ;Copy !req
1128. J; they gonna be freaking
all weekend JCopy !req
1129. J Gays Gone Wild ;Copy !req
1130. J everybody's stepping out tonight
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1131. J top, bottom, or flip-floppin'
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1132. J we gonna get laid
in each and every way 7Copy !req
1133. J Gays Gone Wild! ;Copy !req
1134. J Now you've been holding back
for quite some timeCopy !req
1135. J And all that stressing's
messing with your mind »Copy !req
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to the sun-drenched sand ;Copy !req
1137. J strip down and hit the beach
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1138. J and find yourself a man
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1139. J Or maybe two! JCopy !req
1140. J Cause it's
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1141. J they gonna be freakin' all weekend
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1142. J everybody's stepping out tonight
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1143. J top, bottom, or flip-floppin'
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1144. ; We gonna get laid
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1145. J this is the time
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1146. J so turn your gaydar up
and set it for romance!Copy !req
1147. J whether it's lifetime love
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