1. Hey, what do you want from us?
We're freezing here.Copy !req
2. Rosebud.Copy !req
3. Over a century ago,
in the foothills of the old river valley...Copy !req
4. there stood the village of Acme Falls.Copy !req
5. It was a town filled
with happy inhabitants.Copy !req
6. - Including the butcher, the baker...
- Oh. Hello.Copy !req
7. - Hi.
- ... and the candlestick maker.Copy !req
8. - Hi.
And a mime.Copy !req
9. Well, no place is perfect.Copy !req
10. That's true, but Acme Falls
was as close to perfect as possible...Copy !req
11. - ... except for the mime, that is.
- Right.Copy !req
12. Now, this village was part
of a peace-loving picturesque little country...Copy !req
13. called Warnerstock,
which was ruled by a benevolent king...Copy !req
14. Sir William the Good.Copy !req
15. Everyone loved King William.Copy !req
16. Peace and prosperity covered the land.Copy !req
17. But then King William passed away...Copy !req
18. and there was a struggle
for control of the kingdom.Copy !req
19. And the struggle ended
with Warnerstock being overthrown...Copy !req
20. in a hostile takeover
by the nation of Tictockia.Copy !req
21. Now, the new leader of Warnerstock
was King Salazar the Pushy...Copy !req
22. a ruthless corporate raider
who vowed to rule with a tight fist.Copy !req
23. But the international community
didn't support his regime...Copy !req
24. and the country's fortunes plummeted.Copy !req
25. We're broke.Copy !req
26. Salazar's treasury grew dangerously low.Copy !req
27. So he sent out an edict
for the country to start turning a profit...Copy !req
28. or perish.Copy !req
29. To fill the royal coffers,
all cities and towns were to be taxed...Copy !req
30. and this included Acme Falls.Copy !req
31. There, the king sent his tax collector...Copy !req
32. Baron von Plotz,
who was taxing to the extreme.Copy !req
33. Uh, that's right, keep the line moving.
Please give till it hurts.Copy !req
34. Next.Copy !req
35. - Well?
- Forgive me, Baron von Plotz, sir...Copy !req
36. but I have nothing to pay my taxes with.Copy !req
37. You've taken my livestock, my land,
my home, and left me with nothing to eat.Copy !req
38. Yes, yes, these are hard times.
I can hardly keep the fire burning myself.Copy !req
39. Yeow!Copy !req
40. Next.Copy !req
41. The baron squeezed the life
out of Acme Falls...Copy !req
42. until the once prosperous town
was crushed.Copy !req
43. And so our story begins in the miserable
little village of Acme Falls...Copy !req
44. with its pathetic band of down-trodden
and destitute townsfolk.Copy !req
45. Oh, and a mime too.Copy !req
46. And three orphans who live on the street,
ever since the orphanage shut down...Copy !req
47. Yakko, Wakko and Dot.Copy !req
48. Some folks say that life is cruelCopy !req
49. At the orphanage, they fed us inedible gruelCopy !req
50. We slept on beds with springs that hurtCopy !req
51. The faucets had hot and cold running dirtCopy !req
52. The windows were broken
The roof was leakyCopy !req
53. The walls were cracked
The floors were creakyCopy !req
54. They shut down the orphanage
And now we knowCopy !req
55. Ah...Copy !req
56. Those were the days, we miss it soCopy !req
57. And ever since then...Copy !req
58. I've been feeling lowCopy !req
59. Another sub-zero morningCopy !req
60. And still there's nothing to eatCopy !req
61. My feet couldn't get much colderCopy !req
62. Our breath is our main source of heatCopy !req
63. We're so far below the poverty line
We're off the graphCopy !req
64. But don't fret, sibs
Because things will get better in timeCopy !req
65. - Then you're gonna laugh
- Ha!Copy !req
66. Poverty and hunger abound here.Copy !req
67. Yeah, it looks like a city dumpCopy !req
68. There's only one job to be found hereCopy !req
69. The town needs a new speed bumpCopy !req
70. Acme Falls was a paradiseCopy !req
71. Happiest place on EarthCopy !req
72. But the tax collector's avariceCopy !req
73. Took us for all we're worthCopy !req
74. My coffers are overflowingCopy !req
75. All of our shelves are bareCopy !req
76. My profit margin is growingCopy !req
77. We're broke, it seems so unfairCopy !req
78. Life's so lousy we can no longer copeCopy !req
79. You gotta cheer up
And never ever give up hopeCopy !req
80. - All of the shops are closing
- Things couldn't get much worseCopy !req
81. Even my nuts are frozenCopy !req
82. Be careful with that last verseCopy !req
83. Hey, step up and try our elixir
It's good for what hurtsCopy !req
84. - Whatever ails you it can fix, sir
- And it's great on dessertsCopy !req
85. Drat, the temperature's fallingCopy !req
86. I love when the weather is coolCopy !req
87. A new ice age is callingCopy !req
88. Look, I can freeze my droolCopy !req
89. I have hopes and dreams of ruling the Earth
But here I sitCopy !req
90. - Watching Pinky make ice sculptures
- Out of spit, narfCopy !req
91. This old tree is finishedCopy !req
92. Our acorn supply's gone tooCopy !req
93. So for dinner
We're having creamed spinachCopy !req
94. All I can say is spewCopy !req
95. As a town, we're so down, so we mopeCopy !req
96. You gotta cheer up
And never give up hopeCopy !req
97. We can't copeCopy !req
98. You gotta cheer up
And never give up hopeCopy !req
99. Are you a dope?
- NopeCopy !req
100. Just cheer upCopy !req
101. And never ever give up hope
Hope, hope, hope, hopeCopy !req
102. YeahCopy !req
103. And so the folks in Acme Falls
hoped through the winter.Copy !req
104. They hoped through the spring.Copy !req
105. They hoped through the summer
and they hoped through the fall.Copy !req
106. But after a year of hoping...Copy !req
107. hope was running out for poor little Dot,
who needed an operation.Copy !req
108. And while Yakko stayed behind
to look after his sister...Copy !req
109. Wakko went out into the world
to seek his fortune.Copy !req
110. And the town waited for Wakko's return.Copy !req
111. They waited through the winter.
They waited through the spring.Copy !req
112. They waited through the summer
and they waited through the fall.Copy !req
113. And by the following winter,
they were still waiting...Copy !req
114. when a young mouse's fancy
turned to romance.Copy !req
115. Oh, Pharfignewton. Pharfignewton.Copy !req
116. Wherefore art thou, Pharfignewton?Copy !req
117. Oh. Therefore you art.Copy !req
118. And lookie. Narf.Copy !req
119. I brought you a snacky-wacky.Copy !req
120. Ha-ha-ha. Troz!Copy !req
121. Feeding you is like taking
a really smelly bath.Copy !req
122. Pinky, I need you.
- Pharfignewton.Copy !req
123. - I didn't know you could talk.
- Pinky, stop this foolishness.Copy !req
124. You know, Pharfignewton,
you sound a little like Brain.Copy !req
125. Ooh. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
126. And you bop like Brain too. Heh.Copy !req
127. Brain, ha-ha.
We were just talking about you.Copy !req
128. I knew I'd find you out here
wasting time with this horse. Come.Copy !req
129. Pharfignewton and I have pledged
our hearts to each other.Copy !req
130. Pinky, that is a horse. You are a mouse.Copy !req
131. Oh, Brain, don't be so intolerant.Copy !req
132. Why can't the horses and the mice
live together in harmony?Copy !req
133. Along with the fairies and the wood sprites
and the bean sprouts.Copy !req
134. I stand corrected, Pinky.Copy !req
135. - That is a horse. You are an imbecile.
- Thank you.Copy !req
136. - Now, come, we must prepare for tonight.
- Why? What are we going to do tonight?Copy !req
137. - Guess.
- Try to take over the world?Copy !req
138. - Bingo.
- Egad! I love bingo. Narf.Copy !req
139. It's so much more fun than trying
to take over the—Copy !req
140. Unh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
141. Hm?Copy !req
142. Hm? Huh?Copy !req
143. Oh, the train bringing WakkoCopy !req
144. Is a-rolling down the trackCopy !req
145. I'm sure that is the train my brother's onCopy !req
146. Wakko went to see the world
And now he's coming backCopy !req
147. I've missed him every day
That he's been goneCopy !req
148. He went to seek his fortuneCopy !req
149. And now he's returnedCopy !req
150. Bringing back the treasures
Of everything he's learnedCopy !req
151. Oh, the train with my brother
Is a-coming closerCopy !req
152. Bearing Wakko down the track-oCopy !req
153. Back homeCopy !req
154. Chh-chh-chh-chh-chh.Copy !req
155. Hi.Copy !req
156. My friends of Acme Falls,
I give you my fortune...Copy !req
157. a ha'penny.Copy !req
158. Uh... Aah!Copy !req
159. - A ha'penny?
- It's real.Copy !req
160. He has a whole ha'penny.Copy !req
161. I've got a ha'penny todayCopy !req
162. He's got a ha'penny, hoorayCopy !req
163. - How did you do's it?
- All work and no playCopy !req
164. - He chopped wood
- He chopped sueyCopy !req
165. - I pitched horseshoes and hay
- He milked jokes and cows for his feeCopy !req
166. It was more than I thought it would beCopy !req
167. An entire full year's salaryCopy !req
168. And now I've got a ha'pennyCopy !req
169. He's got a ha'penny todayCopy !req
170. He's got a ha'penny, hoorayCopy !req
171. All those days of hard work
And here's your rewardCopy !req
172. Now there's nothing in this world
That I can't affordCopy !req
173. You can buy any toys you pickCopy !req
174. And eat candy until you're sickCopy !req
175. Plus a gourmet meal for monsieurCopy !req
176. And still you'd never be poorCopy !req
177. Because he's got a ha'penny todayCopy !req
178. He's got a ha'penny, hoorayCopy !req
179. Our water tower shanty
We can finally repairCopy !req
180. I can even buy my brother
Some new underwearCopy !req
181. It's like I won the lotteryCopy !req
182. Because he's got a ha'pennyCopy !req
183. I'll buy burgers at the butcher's
And blintzes at the baker'sCopy !req
184. Groceries at the grocer'sCopy !req
185. Seasons tickets for the LakersCopy !req
186. - You can buy my new elixir
- You can buy it by the bucketCopy !req
187. - There's just one little problem
- It's lousy, you should chuck itCopy !req
188. It's so hard to believe
It really happened to meCopy !req
189. I'm going shopping with my ha'pennyCopy !req
190. He's going shopping with his ha'pennyCopy !req
191. Uh, newses from the village to report, sir.Copy !req
192. What is it?Copy !req
193. Uh, it seems that one of the townsfolk
is happy.Copy !req
194. What do you mean?Copy !req
195. Wakkos Warners has come
into the possession of a ha'penny.Copy !req
196. Ka-ching.Copy !req
197. He's got a ha'penny todayCopy !req
198. He's got a ha'penny, hoorayCopy !req
199. With it he could buy himself
A tropical cruiseCopy !req
200. But first there's one important thing
That I have to chooseCopy !req
201. My sister has been ailing quite a lotCopy !req
202. We don't exactly know what she has gotCopy !req
203. You plan to spend your ha'penny on what?Copy !req
204. An operation to save my sister DotCopy !req
205. To cure whatever problem she's gotCopy !req
206. An operation to save his sister DotCopy !req
207. It's a present to her from meCopy !req
208. All because I've got a ha'pennyCopy !req
209. Because he's got a ha'pennyCopy !req
210. In the village that's called Acme
He's going shoppingCopy !req
211. So let's get hoppingCopy !req
212. He's going shopping with his ha'pennyCopy !req
213. And we're all thrilled for your good fortune.
Now, about your taxes.Copy !req
214. Oh.Copy !req
215. Taxes? What taxes?Copy !req
216. Well, let's fill out your tax forms and see.Copy !req
217. We total your income
and calculate your deductions for the year.Copy !req
218. How many dependents, include city,
state and federal taxes...Copy !req
219. including license fees.Copy !req
220. Ooh, that takes you up
into a whole new tax bracket.Copy !req
221. The king will be absolutely delighted.Copy !req
222. The king is a jerk.Copy !req
223. Oh, good. That qualifies you
for the "calling the king a jerk" tax.Copy !req
224. - Huh?
- Then add property tax...Copy !req
225. sales tax, excise tax,
stamp, tea and thumb tax...Copy !req
226. shipping and handling, multiply by your
shoe size and you owe a grand total of...Copy !req
227. - ... exactly one ha'penny.
- Wha—?Copy !req
228. Uh...Copy !req
229. - Your federal government thanks you.
- Hey.Copy !req
230. We can't let them do that to Wakko.
It's unfair.Copy !req
231. We have to stick together and stop them.Copy !req
232. Uh...Copy !req
233. Or not.Copy !req
234. If you have any questions, just talk
to my lawyer. He'll explain everything.Copy !req
235. So much for Wakko's ha'pennyCopy !req
236. Now Acme Falls is back in miseryCopy !req
237. Should I, or do you wanna carve?Copy !req
238. Frankly, I'd just as soon starveCopy !req
239. I'm starting to feel the stressCopy !req
240. Acme Falls is ha'pennilessCopy !req
241. Goodnight, Dot. Sleep tight.Copy !req
242. - Tell me the story.
- Okay.Copy !req
243. - There once was a man from Nantucket.
- Not that story.Copy !req
244. Look, it's late. Go to sleep.Copy !req
245. Oh, come on, tell me the story. Please.Copy !req
246. Oh, all right. But then it's lights out.Copy !req
247. - Deal?
- Deal.Copy !req
248. Okay.Copy !req
249. Once upon a time, a brave knight married
a beautiful princess and they had two sons.Copy !req
250. - But they wanted a daughter too.
- Right.Copy !req
251. So they planted a garden
all over the kingdom...Copy !req
252. and on the first day of spring,
every flower in that garden bloomed.Copy !req
253. - And out of the prettiest flower came...
- Me.Copy !req
254. Yup.Copy !req
255. And so the knight and his bride,
Mom and Dad, took you home...Copy !req
256. and every night at bedtime,
they'd come in and say:Copy !req
257. "Who's the cutest girl?"
And you'd say...Copy !req
258. "I am."Copy !req
259. They'd ask,
"How'd you ever get so cute?"Copy !req
260. - And you'd say...
- "I was born that way."Copy !req
261. And they'd say, "Tell us your name,
young lady." And you'd say...Copy !req
262. "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa
Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III.Copy !req
263. But you can call me Dot."Copy !req
264. And they'd say, "Can we call you Dottie?"
You'd say...Copy !req
265. "No. Just Dot.
Call me Dottie and you die."Copy !req
266. And Mom and Dad would laugh
and laugh and laugh.Copy !req
267. And they'd tickle you...Copy !req
268. and you'd laugh too.Copy !req
269. And you'd fall asleep
with a great big smile in your heart.Copy !req
270. - I like that story.
- Goodnight, sis.Copy !req
271. - How is she?
- Not great.Copy !req
272. Those acting lessons
never really sunk in.Copy !req
273. - No, I mean her health.
- Oh, well, who knows?Copy !req
274. If I'd only earned more.Copy !req
275. Hey, you did your best, Wakko.
We'll pay for her operation some other way.Copy !req
276. I guess.Copy !req
277. - You turning in?
- To what?Copy !req
278. - Good question. See you in the morning.
- 'Night.Copy !req
279. Twinkle, twinkle, wishing starCopy !req
280. How I wonder where you areCopy !req
281. Out in space so bright and clearCopy !req
282. Can you see me way down here?Copy !req
283. Hm. I wonder.Copy !req
284. Let me pick the star that's rightCopy !req
285. And pick the wishing star tonightCopy !req
286. Like finding a needle in a haystackCopy !req
287. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe and jackCopy !req
288. Wishing star, please hear my pleaCopy !req
289. Grant one wish, one wish for meCopy !req
290. Uh-oh. I think I broke something.Copy !req
291. Who are you?Copy !req
292. - I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.
- Huh?Copy !req
293. Well, I used to be called the good fairy,
but that sounds so old-fashioned.Copy !req
294. - Oh.
- So I'm your desire fulfillment facilitator.Copy !req
295. - But everyone calls me Pip.
- Nice to meet you, Pip.Copy !req
296. The pleasure's likewise. And may I be
the first to congratulate you, Wakko Warner.Copy !req
297. You did it. Out of all the stars in the sky,
you selected the one and only wishing star.Copy !req
298. - I did?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
299. I've been waiting centuries for someone
to choose the right one.Copy !req
300. Must be this clear country air.Copy !req
301. Oh, yeah, look at that.Copy !req
302. You just don't get visibility
like this in the city.Copy !req
303. Your request for a wish
has brought me here.Copy !req
304. Now you can have any wish you want.Copy !req
305. You mean, besides wishing
you'd let go of my hand?Copy !req
306. Yes, besides that.
The wishing star is ready.Copy !req
307. - Are you ready to make your wish?
- You bet.Copy !req
308. Then here goes.Copy !req
309. Unh!
Yo!Copy !req
310. - What is that?
- Don't know.Copy !req
311. Definitely don't know. Definitely.Copy !req
312. Now go make your wish.Copy !req
313. What do you mean, go?
To where the star landed.Copy !req
314. - Wishes need to be made in person.
- No kidding?Copy !req
315. It's in the manual, and I quote:Copy !req
316. "The one who touches the fallen star first
will be granted one wish."Copy !req
317. That sounds easy enough.Copy !req
318. Funny, I thought it would land a lot closer.
Oh, well.Copy !req
319. Bon voyage. Have a safe journey.Copy !req
320. And remember...Copy !req
321. You gotta cheer up and never give up hopeCopy !req
322. - I won't mope
- Just cheer upCopy !req
323. And never ever give up hope
Hope, hope, hope, hopeCopy !req
324. YeahCopy !req
325. Ciao.Copy !req
326. You'll never guess what just happened.Copy !req
327. Try us. We're gullible.Copy !req
328. We're leaving Acme Falls
To find the wishing starCopy !req
329. We're heading off to seek
Our dream come trueCopy !req
330. It's waiting right out there
The answer to our prayerCopy !req
331. - A wish for free
- Hey, you might be a multi-millionaireCopy !req
332. That's why we're off to seek
Our destiny togetherCopy !req
333. - It's one for all
- And all for oneCopy !req
334. Times threeCopy !req
335. Who cares about the stuff we lack?
We're on our way and we won't be backCopy !req
336. Until we find that starCopy !req
337. Gee, it looks kind of farCopy !req
338. Too bad we don't have a carCopy !req
339. Oh, what the hey
We're on our wayCopy !req
340. To find the wishing starCopy !req
341. We're leaving Acme Falls
To find the wishing starCopy !req
342. And when we do
Our troubles are gonna be throughCopy !req
343. It's just around the bend
It's where the mountains endCopy !req
344. We're packing our load
We're hitting the roadCopy !req
345. Let's sing it together again, hey, hey
We wanna be the firstCopy !req
346. To touch the wishing starCopy !req
347. We're northward bound
We're leaving town todayCopy !req
348. - We're taking a stand
- We're making a vowCopy !req
349. - This is the place
The moment is nowCopy !req
350. We're Yakko, Wakko and Dot
We're giving it all we gotCopy !req
351. We're coming, so ready or notCopy !req
352. Today's the day we're on our way
To find the wishing starCopy !req
353. - What's all the noise?
- The Warner girl and the Warner boys.Copy !req
354. - They're gathered in the square.
- They say there's something there.Copy !req
355. - Something strange.
Beyond the farthest mountain range.Copy !req
356. - What?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
357. Something no one's seen.
- What's the story?Copy !req
358. - What's the buzz?
- We're about to leave, that's because...Copy !req
359. - We're on our way to the wishing star.
- The wishing star?Copy !req
360. - The wishing star?
- What is that?Copy !req
361. - Haven't you heard?
- There's no such thing, it's too absurd.Copy !req
362. - What's the story?
- What's the dish?Copy !req
363. - Touch the star and you get one wish.
- You get one wish if you touch the star?Copy !req
364. - Where's it at?
- Is it far?Copy !req
365. - We don't know.
- We'll find out. We're going to go...Copy !req
366. - To the wishing star
- To the wishing starCopy !req
367. It's something weird and it's so bizarre
It fell to Earth from way afarCopy !req
368. They're on their way
To the wishing starCopy !req
369. The wishing star
Oh, yes, we areCopy !req
370. On our way, so we'll say bonsoir
Ciao, you guys, and au revoirCopy !req
371. Now we're off to the wishing starCopy !req
372. Yes, it's true, the Warners are
On their way to the wishing starCopy !req
373. They'll be rich as a king or czarCopy !req
374. When they get their wish
From the wishing starCopy !req
375. I looked up in the sky last night
And all the stars were shining brightCopy !req
376. I wished I may and I wished I might
Just have the wish I wished last nightCopy !req
377. He looked up in the sky so bright
And he saw the stars up in the nightCopy !req
378. And he wished he may
And he wished he mightCopy !req
379. Have the wish that he wished last nightCopy !req
380. Then right there before my eyes
I saw a light up in the skiesCopy !req
381. The wishing star lit up the night
And then exploded really brightCopy !req
382. It fell to Earth and it came on down
And a great big piece then hit the groundCopy !req
383. And then some fairy said to me
Whoever gets there first, you seeCopy !req
384. Just touch the star
That's all you doCopy !req
385. And then you get
Your wish come trueCopy !req
386. Touch the star, that's all you do
And then you get your wish come trueCopy !req
387. Wait now
Let me get this straight nowCopy !req
388. You mean whoever gets there first
Can have a wish all to himself?Copy !req
389. We have to go now
Because we know nowCopy !req
390. That if I'm the first to touch the star
The wish belongs to meCopy !req
391. We've got to run now
Before they're done nowCopy !req
392. So we can get a big head start
And beat the others to the punchCopy !req
393. - I can't be slow now
- We've got to go nowCopy !req
394. - And I have got to get there first because
- That wish belongs to meCopy !req
395. - Belongs to me
- Belongs to meCopy !req
396. - Belongs to me
- Belongs to meCopy !req
397. - Belongs to me
- MeCopy !req
398. - Me
- It all belongs to meCopy !req
399. Let's roll.Copy !req
400. Uh, hyah!Copy !req
401. We're on our way to the wishing starCopy !req
402. It could be near, or it could be farCopy !req
403. But we're gonna get there first, you see
The one who gets there first will beCopy !req
404. In our super wagon raft and boat
And on the snow it's gonna floatCopy !req
405. It has a sail, it's like a sleigh
Look out, world, we're on our wayCopy !req
406. - Pharfignewton, come on, scurry
- Time to go, we've got to hurryCopy !req
407. - Farewell to my lifelong mate
- Pinky needs a mousey dateCopy !req
408. On the road, can't stop us now
Through the town the oxen plowCopy !req
409. Clear the way, you stupid mime
He gets trampled all the timeCopy !req
410. It's over hill and over dale
Sailing down the snowy trailCopy !req
411. - Through the trees is plenty quick
- We can go by pogo stickCopy !req
412. Pinky, are you pondering
Exactly what I'm pondering?Copy !req
413. I think so, Brain, but just how will
We get the weasel to hold still?Copy !req
414. No, that wish is all we need
Our plan could finally succeedCopy !req
415. Onward through the snow and drifts
Onward toward the mountain cliffsCopy !req
416. The one who finds that wishing star
Will soon be eating caviarCopy !req
417. And that, my friend, is going to be
No one else except for meCopy !req
418. This is definitely going to be
Our golden opportunityCopy !req
419. - We're gonna get that wish, you see
- The star belongs to meCopy !req
420. - No, no, the star belongs to me
- No, no, the star belongs to meCopy !req
421. To meCopy !req
422. I gotta get to the wishing starCopy !req
423. I gotta get to the wishing starCopy !req
424. I hope it's near and not too farCopy !req
425. Gotta be first to the wishing starCopy !req
426. Here we are, my loveCopy !req
427. And all the rest have goneCopy !req
428. To find the wishing starCopy !req
429. We've been left behindCopy !req
430. You'll find that they won't get too farCopy !req
431. For we will get there firstCopy !req
432. Well, that's different then, isn't it? Troz!Copy !req
433. I gotta get to the wishing star
We're doing really good so farCopy !req
434. - Out of my way, whoever you are
I'm gonna get to the wishing starCopy !req
435. Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishingCopy !req
436. Wishing, wishing, wishing
Wishing, wishing, wishingCopy !req
437. The wishingCopy !req
438. The wishingCopy !req
439. StarCopy !req
440. Maybe we should have kept this
our little secret.Copy !req
441. The wishing starCopy !req
442. Heh-heh-heh.
What a bunch of losers. Aah!Copy !req
443. Ralph, what are you stopping for?Copy !req
444. - Uh, we gots company.
What?Copy !req
445. - All the king's horses and all the king's men.
Aah!Copy !req
446. Uh, hi, fellas. Heh-heh-heh. Are we
in some sort of trouble, officers? Ooh.Copy !req
447. Ha! Look who got pinched for speeding.Copy !req
448. Couldn't have happened
to a nicer tax collector.Copy !req
449. But, Brain, however will we get
to the wishing star first?Copy !req
450. Simple, Pinky. With the help
of the great Leonardo da Vinci.Copy !req
451. He's going to give us a ride
in his pant cuffs?Copy !req
452. - No, Pinky, da Vinci's dead.
- Oh, how sad.Copy !req
453. - When's the funeral?
- He died a long time ago.Copy !req
454. Oh! And I forgot to send flowers?
Stupid, stupid, stupid.Copy !req
455. Oh, please, let me. Stupid.Copy !req
456. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Narf.Copy !req
457. - Thanks.
- Now zip it.Copy !req
458. Zip.Copy !req
459. Leonardo da Vinci, Pinky...Copy !req
460. not only a world-renown painter
but an ingenious inventor as well.Copy !req
461. - I'm going to have to hurt you.
- Re-zip.Copy !req
462. Da Vinci designed
the first flying machine, the airscrew.Copy !req
463. And with my own clever modifications
to the da Vinci plans...Copy !req
464. this baby will fly.Copy !req
465. Ain't that brilliant, Brain.
Oh, no, no, wait.Copy !req
466. If we were meant to fly, we would've
been born with little bags of nuts.Copy !req
467. - Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.
- Re-zip again.Copy !req
468. Now, come. We have an airship to build.Copy !req
469. Hyah! Giddyap and go fast,
Pharfignewton, horsey girl.Copy !req
470. Sailing through the slush
In a wind-blown wagon sledCopy !req
471. Down the road we mush
Dot is still in bedCopy !req
472. I'm getting really bored
I've read this magazineCopy !req
473. If we don't get there soon
I think I'm gonna screamCopy !req
474. Oh, wishing star from afar
Dot is getting worseCopy !req
475. Be a sport and grant our wish
Or we'll sing another verseCopy !req
476. Oh, Mindy, darling.
- Hi, lady.Copy !req
477. I'm Mom. Call me Mom.
- Okay, lady.Copy !req
478. Ugh. Now, Mindy, hon, I need you
to take this fresh marionberry pie...Copy !req
479. over to grandma
at the retirement village.Copy !req
480. If she doesn't have sweets by 4, she starts
doing wheelies on the shuffleboard court.Copy !req
481. And, Buttons, you go along with Mindy.Copy !req
482. You can eat when you get back.Copy !req
483. Don't you sass me.Copy !req
484. Buttons goes:Copy !req
485. Just make sure Mindy gets home safely.Copy !req
486. I'd go myself, but I'm too busy
baking cookies for the Seven Dwarfs.Copy !req
487. You know how your uncles
love my chocolate chips.Copy !req
488. - Hi, lady.
Call me Mom.Copy !req
489. - Busy, busy Mom.
- Okay, bumble bee lady.Copy !req
490. - I love you. Bye-bye.
Bye, hon.Copy !req
491. Look, pie for Buttons. Good puppy.Copy !req
492. Thank you.Copy !req
493. Hurry up, Aunt Slappy.
Yeah, yeah, keep your fur on.Copy !req
494. Are you okay, Aunt Slappy?Copy !req
495. Yeah, I'll be fine,
just as soon as I cough up my lung.Copy !req
496. Come on.Copy !req
497. At this rate,
we'll be at the wishing star in no time.Copy !req
498. Yeah, like I told you, Skippy...Copy !req
499. We take the high road
And they take the low roadCopy !req
500. And we'll reach the wishing star
Before themCopy !req
501. But sad is me heart until we meet againCopy !req
502. By the bonny bonny falls of old AcmeCopy !req
503. We definitely gotta get you
some singing lessons.Copy !req
504. Oh, yeah, look who's talking.Copy !req
505. Hey, hey, cheap shot. I'm old, very old.Copy !req
506. Please, like you could sing
when you were young?Copy !req
507. Better than that.
Yeah, yeah. Give me a break.Copy !req
508. Funny squirrly whirleys.. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
509. Huh? Aah!Copy !req
510. Silly, Buttons. Puppies can't climb trees.Copy !req
511. Huh?Copy !req
512. Okay, I love you, bye-bye. Ha-ha.Copy !req
513. Pedal, Pinky. Pedal as if our very lives
depended on it...Copy !req
514. which may well be the case.Copy !req
515. Narf. Aye, aye, Captain Brain.Copy !req
516. It's working, Pinky.
Just picture our future, my friend.Copy !req
517. When our efforts are rewarded
by fame, fortune...Copy !req
518. and a world that's a better place for all.
Are you picturing that?Copy !req
519. Actually, I'm picturing
Pharfignewton's tongue.Copy !req
520. Ugh. Pinky, you've left the lens cap
of your mind on again.Copy !req
521. With the wind at our backs,
all we have to do is maintain this velocity...Copy !req
522. and we'll be the first
to reach the wishing star.Copy !req
523. - You know what that means, Pinky?
- Yes, I do, Brain.Copy !req
524. What, Pinky?Copy !req
525. - What do you mean, what?
- What does it mean?Copy !req
526. - What does what mean?
- Never mind, Pinky.Copy !req
527. It means we get our wish.Copy !req
528. - What means we get our wish?
- Skip it.Copy !req
529. Skip what?Copy !req
530. - Just stop.
- Okay.Copy !req
531. Aah!
No, keep pedaling. Keep pedaling, Pinky.Copy !req
532. You almost killed us, Pinky.
What were you thinking?Copy !req
533. But you said stop.
You really did, Brain. You said stop.Copy !req
534. - Ignore what I say.
- Really?Copy !req
535. - Yes, just keep pedaling.
- Okay.Copy !req
536. No!Copy !req
537. - What are you doing?
- Ignoring what you say.Copy !req
538. - Not about that.
- Not about what?Copy !req
539. Just keep pedaling.Copy !req
540. Sometimes you are so confused, Brain. Poit!Copy !req
541. Unh! Zip.Copy !req
542. - Hey, not so rough. Unh.
- Unh.Copy !req
543. What's the meaning of this?
I demand to know who's respon—Aah.Copy !req
544. King Salazar.Copy !req
545. Baron von Plotz, what a pleasure.Copy !req
546. Oh-ho. Oh, no, sir, the honor is ours.Copy !req
547. I hear of a star.
Brighter than my very countenance.Copy !req
548. - Oh, that's hard to believe, sire.
- You seem to believe it, Plotz.Copy !req
549. My guards found the two of you
racing toward it.Copy !req
550. - We was?
- Don't play dumb with me, constable.Copy !req
551. - Okay. Uh, what do you wanna play then?
- Nothing.Copy !req
552. Just tell me about the star.Copy !req
553. Shh.Copy !req
554. Well, it's big and shiny.Copy !req
555. - Uh, and big too.
- And kind of shiny.Copy !req
556. Uh, and big?Copy !req
557. And the first person to touch the star
gets one wish.Copy !req
558. One wish?
Who could ask for anything more?Copy !req
559. Now, baron, what would you ever wish for
beyond the joy of serving me?Copy !req
560. Oh. You know, the regular stuff.
Cremora. A weekend in Branson, Missouri.Copy !req
561. - Ooh. Andy Williams has a place there.
- Oh, yes. I like him.Copy !req
562. Or perhaps, you were simply rushing off
to secure the star for your king?Copy !req
563. Yes. Better. Good. I like that.
That's it. Good thinking. Right.Copy !req
564. Secure the star for you. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
565. Good. We see eye to eye.Copy !req
566. Now, let me show you the fly
in the ointment.Copy !req
567. - Uh, that's not a fly, sirs.
- It's a telescope.Copy !req
568. Look into it.Copy !req
569. - Uh... Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
570. Oh. It's those kids from the village.Copy !req
571. Yes, the Warners.Copy !req
572. They're on their way to go
And touch the wishing starCopy !req
573. Those kids are gonna be rich
But what about me?Copy !req
574. - I don't know
- You'd better bet I'll be getting there firstCopy !req
575. And if I don't
Your life will be cursedCopy !req
576. So wish that the wish will wind up
Belonging to meCopy !req
577. - I wish
- I want it so muchCopy !req
578. - I gotta go touch that wishing star
- Okay, okayCopy !req
579. They're getting ahead
They'll get it instead of meCopy !req
580. Uh...Copy !req
581. You gotta be quick
You gotta be fastCopy !req
582. You gotta beat out the rest of the cast
To get to that starCopy !req
583. And capture that wish for meCopy !req
584. We're on our way today
To find the wishing starCopy !req
585. Got to get there firstCopy !req
586. We're on our way to have
A dream come trueCopy !req
587. Got to find itCopy !req
588. Is there somewhere?
Poor and needy, we're not greedyCopy !req
589. - That wish you see
- Belongs to weCopy !req
590. So out of the way
'Cause we gotta beCopy !req
591. The first in line to try and go find
The wishing star.Copy !req
592. It's over the mountains and the hills
It's one for all and all for one times threeCopy !req
593. We're taking a stand
We're making a vowCopy !req
594. This is the place
The moment is nowCopy !req
595. This is our golden opportunityCopy !req
596. The wishing star belongs to threeCopy !req
597. Me, myself and I.Copy !req
598. Your job, baron, is to stop those villagers
from getting to the star.Copy !req
599. By any means necessary.Copy !req
600. Yes, sir.Copy !req
601. Oh, and those three kids...Copy !req
602. - ... Yakko, Wakko and Dot?
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
603. I don't want them showing up
at the wishing star.Copy !req
604. - I'll slow them down, sir.
- You're not catching my drift.Copy !req
605. - Well, I'll try to steer them off course.
- I don't want to see them again alive.Copy !req
606. But they're just kids.Copy !req
607. - How much trouble can they be?
- You have no idea.Copy !req
608. So don't think of them as kids, baron.
Think of them as the dearly departed.Copy !req
609. Or you'll be likewise. Understood?Copy !req
610. - Clear as crystal, sir.
- Then go.Copy !req
611. Aah! We're gone.Copy !req
612. Hyah!Copy !req
613. Send the northern army to secure
the area where the star fell.Copy !req
614. Yes, sir!Copy !req
615. Make sure no one touches that star but me,
understood?Copy !req
616. Understood, sir.Copy !req
617. - And prepare my train for travel.
- Very good, sir.Copy !req
618. - Anything else?
- Yes.Copy !req
619. Fetch me the rats with wings.Copy !req
620. Yes, sir.Copy !req
621. Ow! Will you get off my foot?Copy !req
622. Are we having an earthquake?Copy !req
623. Oh, come on, give me a break, Pesto.Copy !req
624. Cheese it, it's the boss.Copy !req
625. Huh?Copy !req
626. Your majesty.Copy !req
627. - Shush, you bizarre chattering squabs.
- Uh, technically, your highness...Copy !req
628. - ... we're pigeons.
- You are disgusting rats with wings...Copy !req
629. and you'll do what I say
or I'll feed you to my puppies.Copy !req
630. Ugh.
- Nice puppies.Copy !req
631. At your service, boss.Copy !req
632. - Whatever you say.
- Silence!Copy !req
633. Yeah.
- Okay, sure.Copy !req
634. I'm not saying a word. Beak's closed.Copy !req
635. And listen.
I want you to follow Baron von Plotz...Copy !req
636. and make sure he does his job.Copy !req
637. I don't trust him one little bit.Copy !req
638. - Sure thing, boss.
- You got it.Copy !req
639. Consider it done.Copy !req
640. But, before we go,
could we have a taste of that cannoli?Copy !req
641. No! Fly now, or you're puppy chow!Copy !req
642. We're flying!
We're flying over here.Copy !req
643. Hey, we're out of here.Copy !req
644. Yo, watch where you're snapping.Copy !req
645. That king really frosts my feathers.
"Rats with wings."Copy !req
646. He insulted us right to our faces.Copy !req
647. - Are you insulted, Bobby?
A little bit. Maybe just a little bit.Copy !req
648. - He treats us like we're nothing.
- And that's on a good day.Copy !req
649. I pray for a day like that.
That's like Christmas.Copy !req
650. Absolutely. How does a bird
get a little respect around here?Copy !req
651. Maybe we can wish for it.Copy !req
652. - What are you saying?
- We can wish for it, at that wishing star.Copy !req
653. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. But, Bobby...Copy !req
654. - ... the king wants us to—
- Forget what the king wants.Copy !req
655. Let's get what we want.Copy !req
656. You mean...?
You got it.Copy !req
657. ALL
We're taking a stand, we're making a vowCopy !req
658. This is the place, the moment is nowCopy !req
659. This is our golden opportunityCopy !req
660. The wishing star belongs to threeCopy !req
661. Us, ourselves and weCopy !req
662. Hurry it up, Ralph.
We're gaining on them.Copy !req
663. Uh, hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
664. Did you ever wish that you could haveCopy !req
665. A wish that would come true?Copy !req
666. I wonder what my wish would be
Which I would want to wish, you seeCopy !req
667. Which wish would be the wish for me?
Gee whiz, I wish I knewCopy !req
668. I'd wish that we were happy
And be glad for what we've gotCopy !req
669. I'd wish an operation for our little sister DotCopy !req
670. And I wish we could make this journey
When the weather's hotCopy !req
671. If you could reach that wishing star
And it was yours to takeCopy !req
672. What is it you'd want the most
And what wish would you make?Copy !req
673. Yes, Pinky, if I could rule the world
then I'd be happy.Copy !req
674. With Pharfignewton, I'd be happy too.Copy !req
675. If I could be the king
That would surely be the thingCopy !req
676. That would make me really happy
Yes, it's trueCopy !req
677. If I could have a home, then I'd be happy.Copy !req
678. And if you were happy,
I'd be happy too. Definitely.Copy !req
679. It's just a little task and it isn't much to askCopy !req
680. - If we could have our wish
- And a little doggy dishCopy !req
681. Then we'd be happyCopy !req
682. Uh, I know. If I were a policeman,
I'd be happy.Copy !req
683. - You are a policeman, Ralph.
- Oh, never mind.Copy !req
684. I would wish that every single personCopy !req
685. Would appreciate me only for my mindCopy !req
686. Because I've got a mean IQ of 192Copy !req
687. They want me for my looks
But never for my booksCopy !req
688. So love me for my brainCopy !req
689. Hello, Brain!
- I am not amused.Copy !req
690. Then I'll be happy.Copy !req
691. If I could have my wish,
I'd be a constable.Copy !req
692. - Ralph, you are a constable.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
693. This stupid, dumb elixir
I would wish that I could fix itCopy !req
694. 'Cause I've always been a failure on the flopCopy !req
695. We've been insulted and neglectedCopy !req
696. And we've never been respectedCopy !req
697. And we wish the wishing star
Would make it stopCopy !req
698. I know. If I could be the sheriff,
I'd be happy.Copy !req
699. Ralph, for crying out loud,
you are the sheriff!Copy !req
700. You're the constable, a policeman.
You're all those things.Copy !req
701. Gee, I don't think I'm getting
the hang of this song.Copy !req
702. I've got bunions and arthritis
And lumbago and bursitisCopy !req
703. I need glasses
And my kidney's got a stoneCopy !req
704. I'd wish retirement, you see
In a giant acorn treeCopy !req
705. With everybody leaving me aloneCopy !req
706. I adore my Aunty Slappy
But it'd really make me happyCopy !req
707. If I had some friends
Who are little kids like meCopy !req
708. 'Cause she's impatient and she's crabby
And she's always really gabbyCopy !req
709. - If I had some friends my age
- Squirrly whirleyCopy !req
710. Then I'd be happyCopy !req
711. Whee!Copy !req
712. Heh. Silly puppy.Copy !req
713. Okay, I love you, bye-bye.Copy !req
714. If we could have our wish
Then we'd be happyCopy !req
715. - I want the world.
- A home.Copy !req
716. We want respect.Copy !req
717. Hey, I've got it now, I do
If my wish was coming trueCopy !req
718. What I'd really like to doCopy !req
719. - Yes?
- Is direct.Copy !req
720. If you wish on a wishing starCopy !req
721. You'll get your wish, you see
And then for sure you're gonna beCopy !req
722. Happy, happy, happy, happyCopy !req
723. When I get my wish then I'll be happyCopy !req
724. And when I get my wish
They'll all be goneCopy !req
725. Heave.Copy !req
726. Heave.Copy !req
727. Heave.Copy !req
728. Unh. Giddyap, Pharfignewton.
Pull, nice horsey. Pull the wagon. Unh.Copy !req
729. - What is with this stupid horse?
- I don't know. Maybe she's homesick.Copy !req
730. Now is not the time for the pining.
It's time for the pulling, yeah?Copy !req
731. Unh. Come on, giddyap, Pharfignewton.
Giddyap!Copy !req
732. Oh, please giddyap, won't you?Copy !req
733. Giddyap with a cherry on the top? Heh.Copy !req
734. Pharfignewton, I order you
to move your bombosity. Now!Copy !req
735. Thank you. Now, can you
please move it someplace else?Copy !req
736. Doctor? Dr. Scratchansniff?
Now where did he get to?Copy !req
737. - Whoa. Just don't look down.
Do you get vertigo?Copy !req
738. No.
Me neither.Copy !req
739. Seen that movie three times.
and I still don't get it.Copy !req
740. Whoa!Copy !req
741. Ah.
Unh.Copy !req
742. Phew.Copy !req
743. Squirrly whirleys.Copy !req
744. Whoa!Copy !req
745. Silly Buttons. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
746. Huh?Copy !req
747. Help!Copy !req
748. Aah. Ha-ha.Copy !req
749. Ha.Copy !req
750. Na-na, na-na-na, na-na—Copy !req
751. Whoa.Copy !req
752. Ha! Heh-heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
753. Fire!Copy !req
754. You're a good dog, Rita.
A real good dog, yeah.Copy !req
755. Aw.Copy !req
756. What is this?Copy !req
757. Hey.Copy !req
758. Ah.Copy !req
759. Mm.Copy !req
760. Ah.Copy !req
761. Well, we're taking a stand
We're making a vowCopy !req
762. This is the place, the moment is now
This is our golden opportunityCopy !req
763. The wishing star belongs to threeCopy !req
764. Me, myself and ICopy !req
765. Uh...Copy !req
766. This wasn't the wish I had in mind.Copy !req
767. Secure the area!Copy !req
768. Move it. Let's go. Move it along.Copy !req
769. Mwah.Copy !req
770. - All hail the mighty King Salazar.
- Salad bar? All right, I'm starved.Copy !req
771. - You got any bacon bits?
- What?Copy !req
772. - Hi, salad bar. I'm Yakko.
- I'm Wakko.Copy !req
773. And I'm Dot, the impossibly cute one
with the cough.Copy !req
774. But you gotta admit,
even the cough is cute.Copy !req
775. Ugh.Copy !req
776. - We're the Warner brothers.
- And the Warner sister.Copy !req
777. I know who you are. Get back in line.Copy !req
778. - Uh, you got any garbanzo beans?
- It's Salazar. Not salad bar.Copy !req
779. - Plotz!
- Your highness.Copy !req
780. I thought I told you
to get rid of those monsters.Copy !req
781. - They're still alive.
- I did my best, sir.Copy !req
782. You failed me, Plotz.
Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners.Copy !req
783. Huh?Copy !req
784. Same goes for the constable
and the rats with wings.Copy !req
785. - Uh... Oh, boy.
- What the—? Yikes.Copy !req
786. Pasta fazool.Copy !req
787. Never try to double-cross your king.Copy !req
788. Take them away.Copy !req
789. And as for the Warner siblings...Copy !req
790. execute them.Copy !req
791. - Yes, sir.
- You don't need to treat us special.Copy !req
792. I insist.Copy !req
793. Once the Warners are disposed of,
I'll proceed with making my wish.Copy !req
794. - Very good, sir.
Okay, salad bar, have it your way.Copy !req
795. But we know secrets
about the star that you don't.Copy !req
796. - What? No, you don't.
- Oh, yes, we do.Copy !req
797. We do? Unh!Copy !req
798. - Oh, do we ever.
- Like what? Tell me.Copy !req
799. Uh...Copy !req
800. Perhaps we can come
to some sort of arrangement?Copy !req
801. Our new special friend, the king.Copy !req
802. - Who knew?
- Now tell me.Copy !req
803. Oh, right. Yeah, the secrets
about the wishing star. Right, yeah.Copy !req
804. You see,
the key to the whole thing is, uh...Copy !req
805. You, uh, got a little something
in your nose.Copy !req
806. - Huh? Where?
- Right there.Copy !req
807. - Did I get it?
- Yeah. No, no, still there.Copy !req
808. Oh.Copy !req
809. - How about now?
- Now it's over there. Ugh.Copy !req
810. - How about now?
- No.Copy !req
811. - Ugh.
Ew.Copy !req
812. - Get it, get it, get it!
- Get it, get it, get it!Copy !req
813. Please, could you go to the bathroom
and take care of it? Ugh.Copy !req
814. - I may whoops. Ooh.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
815. We're in charge! We're in charge!Copy !req
816. We're in charge!Copy !req
817. You horrible children.
Who taught you how to behave?Copy !req
818. - No one, sir.
- You see...Copy !req
819. we're orphans.Copy !req
820. - Yes, well, everyone has problems.
- You know, we'd so like to be adopted.Copy !req
821. - Will you be our new daddy?
- Certainly not.Copy !req
822. Buy me a toy, Daddy. Buy me a toy.
Buy me a toy. Buy me a toy.Copy !req
823. - Oh, please, Dadoo!
- I'm not your father.Copy !req
824. - That's not what Mommy said.
- When will this insanity stop?Copy !req
825. Yes, you.Copy !req
826. Uh...Copy !req
827. What was the question?Copy !req
828. - Good answer. That was a good one.
- Whoo!Copy !req
829. Are you going to tell me
the star's secrets or not?Copy !req
830. Never!Copy !req
831. Well, we have ways of making you talk.Copy !req
832. How about a trip
to the cave of your worst nightmares?Copy !req
833. Huh? Hm.Copy !req
834. Please remain seated
at all times while the tram is in motion.Copy !req
835. You know, for a cave of your
worst nightmares, this isn't so bad.Copy !req
836. Oh, ladyCopy !req
837. I know a lady with high-heeled shoes
And socks of pantyhose, oh, pretty ladyCopy !req
838. Hello there, cute puppy children
with the spooky faces. Ow!Copy !req
839. Froynlaven!Copy !req
840. I'm glad that's over.Copy !req
841. Be careful. I haven't cleaned that restroom
in three years.Copy !req
842. Somebody hit the lights.Copy !req
843. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You make me feel
all fun-fun doodle dum.Copy !req
844. Won't you be my special friend?
No!Copy !req
845. Ha-ha-ha. Gosh and golly gee.Copy !req
846. Unh!Copy !req
847. Huh?
- Well?Copy !req
848. We'll tell you anything.Copy !req
849. Just don't send us back there. Please.Copy !req
850. We'll see.Copy !req
851. Now, tell me the secrets
to the wishing star.Copy !req
852. Well, uh, it's not what you wish for,
it's, uh, how you wish.Copy !req
853. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
854. You have to be careful.
Things are taken so literally nowadays.Copy !req
855. - You don't say.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
856. - Now, what are you considering?
- Well, tops on my wish list...Copy !req
857. - ... I'd like to own the world.
- Here you go. It spins. Nice, isn't it?Copy !req
858. No, I don't want that. Ah, here we go.
How about fame and fortune?Copy !req
859. Here's Fame with Irene Cara,
and a subscription to Fortune magazine.Copy !req
860. Rats.Copy !req
861. Wait, I could wish for the Midas touch.
Everything I touch will turn to gold.Copy !req
862. Yeah, including food. Try eating
a solid gold turkey. Adiós, bicuspids.Copy !req
863. Ugh.Copy !req
864. I never realized this wish business
was so complicated.Copy !req
865. Tell me about it.Copy !req
866. Ah.
How about I wish for youth and beauty?Copy !req
867. Huh?Copy !req
868. Here you go. A kid and a horse.Copy !req
869. Let me put it another way then.
How about eternal youth?Copy !req
870. That I could be 16 forever?Copy !req
871. Then you'd go back to being 16
and relive that same year over and over...Copy !req
872. and you'd have zits
and no one would ever date you.Copy !req
873. Ugh, never.Copy !req
874. I know. I'll wish for a million bucks.Copy !req
875. No, make that two million bucks.Copy !req
876. Just be glad it's not mating season.Copy !req
877. Wait, I got it!Copy !req
878. What if I wish for all the dough
in the world?Copy !req
879. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
880. Ha! Dough, heh-heh, like pastry dough.
It's a joke. You get it?Copy !req
881. Yes. And now it's your turn to get it.Copy !req
882. Captain, take the Warners away
and have them executed.Copy !req
883. Yes, sir.Copy !req
884. Our joke was funnier.Copy !req
885. Sorry to do this, kids, but it's my job.
So let's get it over with.Copy !req
886. - Any last requests?
- Yeah. Set us free.Copy !req
887. No can do, pretty missy.
I have my orders.Copy !req
888. - Please, let us go.
- No way, man. Forget it.Copy !req
889. Pretty please with whipped cream
and a cherry on top?Copy !req
890. Whoa, man, you're working
your cuteness on me, man!Copy !req
891. Your irresistible cuteness. Stop it.
Wrong, wrong. Knock it off.Copy !req
892. Pleasy-squeezy-weezy-weeze?Copy !req
893. No!Copy !req
894. Fire!Copy !req
895. Ah. Music to my ears.Copy !req
896. Oops. Missed.Copy !req
897. How can we ever thanky-wanky you?Copy !req
898. Don't. You're free.
Just no more of the thing of cute.Copy !req
899. We can't take it.Copy !req
900. You're too cute!Copy !req
901. Now go!Copy !req
902. It's a gift.Copy !req
903. I could wish for everything in the world.Copy !req
904. But then, where would I store it all?Copy !req
905. Or maybe
I could wish for a hundred wishes.Copy !req
906. I wonder if that's allowed.Copy !req
907. - Your majesty.
- Yes?Copy !req
908. I'm afraid the Warners have escaped.Copy !req
909. What? But I told you to execute them.Copy !req
910. I tried, man. I really did.Copy !req
911. But the cuteness was too much, man.Copy !req
912. - They're too clever.
- Just like their parents.Copy !req
913. Huh? Wha—?Copy !req
914. I should've gotten rid of those
kids years ago when I had the chance.Copy !req
915. At least now I know what to wish for.Copy !req
916. I'm gonna wish those annoying kids
would leave me alone forever!Copy !req
917. No!Copy !req
918. - I can't make it.
- Come on, Dot. We're almost there.Copy !req
919. Stop them! Fire! Fire! Fire!Copy !req
920. Yes!Copy !req
921. - No!
- No!Copy !req
922. Dot, can you hear me?Copy !req
923. - Tell me the story.
- What?Copy !req
924. The story. About Mom and Dad.Copy !req
925. - Tell me. One last time.
- You should rest.Copy !req
926. Once upon a time,
a brave knight married a beautiful princess.Copy !req
927. And they had two sons.Copy !req
928. But they wanted a daughter too.Copy !req
929. So they planted a garden.Copy !req
930. And out of the prettiest flower came...Copy !req
931. Me.Copy !req
932. And so Mom and Dad took you home...Copy !req
933. and every night at bedtime, they'd come in
and say, "Who's the cutest girl?"Copy !req
934. - And you'd say...
- "I am."Copy !req
935. And they'd ask,
"How'd you ever get so cute?"Copy !req
936. - And you'd say...
- "I was born that way."Copy !req
937. And they'd say, "Tell us your name."
And you'd say...Copy !req
938. "Princess Angelina Contessa
Louisa Francesca...Copy !req
939. Banana Fanna Bo Besca III.Copy !req
940. But you can call me Dot."Copy !req
941. And they'd ask,
"Can we call you Dottie?"Copy !req
942. - And you'd say...
- "No. Just Dot.Copy !req
943. Call me Dottie and you die."Copy !req
944. She's dead.Copy !req
945. - And it's your fault, man.
- I—I—Copy !req
946. She was the cute one, man.
The impossibly cute one.Copy !req
947. And now she's gone.
You killed her, man. Wrong, wrong.Copy !req
948. I—I didn't mean it.Copy !req
949. Really. It's just that
they were driving me crazy.Copy !req
950. These two and—
Wait, where's the other one?Copy !req
951. Look! It's Wakko!Copy !req
952. No!Copy !req
953. He's gonna get to the wishing starCopy !req
954. - Stop him before he gets too far
- Help me, spirit, wherever you areCopy !req
955. He's on his way to the wishing star
- Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishingCopy !req
956. Wishing, wishing, wishing, wishingCopy !req
957. The wishingCopy !req
958. The wishing starCopy !req
959. I'm feeling better now.Copy !req
960. The wishing starCopy !req
961. She's alive, man. The cute one's alive.Copy !req
962. I guess those acting lessons
paid off after all.Copy !req
963. - Do you really mean it?
- No.Copy !req
964. Mr. Spielberg loves this shot.Copy !req
965. Nice job, Wakko. You've done well.Copy !req
966. The power of the wishing star is yours.Copy !req
967. At the sound of the tone,
please make any wish you desire.Copy !req
968. Okay, here goes. I wish for...Copy !req
969. Not one, but two ha'pennies!Copy !req
970. They're real.Copy !req
971. No, no.Copy !req
972. He's got two ha'pennies todayCopy !req
973. He's got two ha'pennies, hoorayCopy !req
974. No more worries or cares
While it may sound clichéCopy !req
975. It's the answer to our prayers
And no more taxes to payCopy !req
976. Now it's back to the town of Acme
To go shopping with his whole pennyCopy !req
977. And, as it turned out,
Wakko had made the perfect wish.Copy !req
978. Because with one of his ha'pennies, he paid
for his sister's long overdue operation.Copy !req
979. It was a complete success.Copy !req
980. What was the operation for, anyway?Copy !req
981. Plastic surgery,
to implant a beauty mark on her cheek.Copy !req
982. I call it a cutie mark.
Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out.Copy !req
983. So do I look cuter now?Copy !req
984. Your cuteness is, like,
out of control, man.Copy !req
985. - It's perfect.
- Perfect, huh?Copy !req
986. Well, I suppose that'll have to do.Copy !req
987. And with the ha'penny
he earned from Dot's operation...Copy !req
988. Dr. Scratchansniff bought
all the ingredients for his new elixir...Copy !req
989. which was mixed together by his
crack team of beverage technologists.Copy !req
990. More sugar?Copy !req
991. Yeah. Yeah, more sugar, definitely.
Definitely more sugar.Copy !req
992. At the same time, Hello Nurse
came up with a new bottle design...Copy !req
993. one with a slightly
more attractive shape.Copy !req
994. It just came to me
from who knows where.Copy !req
995. Hello, Nurse!Copy !req
996. Then they put
their new formula to the ultimate taste test.Copy !req
997. Well?Copy !req
998. That's a big thumbs up.Copy !req
999. So while they went off
to market with their new drink...Copy !req
1000. Wakko went to town
with his other ha'penny and he bought...Copy !req
1001. Burgers at the butcher'sCopy !req
1002. Blintzes at the baker'sCopy !req
1003. Groceries at the grocer's
Season tickets for the Lakers.Copy !req
1004. That ha'penny changed hands
all over town, and everyone prospered.Copy !req
1005. - Including the butcher...
- Hi!Copy !req
1006. - ... the baker...
- Hi.Copy !req
1007. - ... and the candlestick maker.
- Hi.Copy !req
1008. And a mime.
- Like we said, no place is perfect.Copy !req
1009. But Acme Falls
was as close to perfect as possible.Copy !req
1010. And thanks to Wakko's wish,
other wishes came true as well.Copy !req
1011. With the spring thaw,
Slappy's tree came back to life.Copy !req
1012. Ah, sweet bliss.Copy !req
1013. And Skippy's social life
warmed up considerably.Copy !req
1014. Mm.Copy !req
1015. Huh? Squirrel chicks. Yowzah!Copy !req
1016. Uh...Copy !req
1017. Yeah!Copy !req
1018. He used to like nuts.
Now he's discovered dates.Copy !req
1019. Buttons returned Mindy to her home.Copy !req
1020. Mindy, darling, you're back, you're safe.Copy !req
1021. - Oh, thank goodness.
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
1022. Aah. Mindy, you called me Mom!
You called me Mom! It's a miracle!Copy !req
1023. And Buttons received
his wish, to be rewarded for his loyalty.Copy !req
1024. Rita and Runt's wish came true too.Copy !req
1025. Life is good.Copy !req
1026. Yeah, good. Definitely, definitely good.Copy !req
1027. They found a happy home
with Dr. Scratchansniff...Copy !req
1028. whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola
and was a huge success...Copy !req
1029. thanks to the corporation's savvy C.E.O.Copy !req
1030. Hello, Nurse!Copy !req
1031. Who was finally appreciated
for her figuring, and not just her figure.Copy !req
1032. Baron von Plotz achieved his wish too,
to be king.Copy !req
1033. Burgermeister king, that is.
May I take your order, please?Copy !req
1034. He opened a chain of fast food restaurants...Copy !req
1035. that sell Scratchy Cola
and Baron von Plotz burgers.Copy !req
1036. You want fries with that?Copy !req
1037. And Ralph, who ultimately
wanted to direct, got his wish too.Copy !req
1038. He's directing traffic
in the village of Acme Falls.Copy !req
1039. Uh, it's my dream come true.Copy !req
1040. Oops.Copy !req
1041. Even the pigeons, who wanted
a little respect, got their wish.Copy !req
1042. - There they are.
- Our heroes.Copy !req
1043. Those three are the best.Copy !req
1044. Finally, people are looking up to us.Copy !req
1045. As for Yakko, Wakko and Dot...Copy !req
1046. they wound up
with more than they'd ever dreamed.Copy !req
1047. The hospital tracked down
their birth certificates...Copy !req
1048. which proved the Warners
to be of royal heritage.Copy !req
1049. Works for me.Copy !req
1050. In fact, their parents had been
the king and queen of Warnerstock.Copy !req
1051. Making Yakko, Wakko and Dot
the heirs to the throne.Copy !req
1052. Faboo!Copy !req
1053. It seems that back
when Salazar seized control of the nation...Copy !req
1054. he sent the royal Warner orphans
into exile...Copy !req
1055. never expecting to see them again.Copy !req
1056. - Aah!
- Ha! Fooled you, didn't we?Copy !req
1057. So King Salazar was officially booted out.Copy !req
1058. And the Warners became co-rulers
of the kingdom.Copy !req
1059. As for Pinky, he was appointed
royal stable mouse...Copy !req
1060. so he could stay close
to Pharfignewton.Copy !req
1061. This job was given to him
by the Warners' most trusted advisor...Copy !req
1062. - ... Prime Minister Brain.
- Yes!Copy !req
1063. Come, Pinky, we must prepare
for tomorrow night.Copy !req
1064. Gee, Brain, what are we going to do
tomorrow night?Copy !req
1065. The same thing we do every night, Pinky.Copy !req
1066. Plan for the sequel when we'll try
to take over the kingdom and the world!Copy !req
1067. They're dinky
They're Pinky and the BrainCopy !req
1068. Brain, Brain, Brain, BrainCopy !req
1069. So in the end,
everyone in Acme Falls got his or her wish...Copy !req
1070. except for the mime, that is.Copy !req
1071. I don't know about him,
but that sure was my wish.Copy !req
1072. The good old days were a bummerCopy !req
1073. Our town was a total diveCopy !req
1074. But now every day's like summer
It feels great to be aliveCopy !req
1075. To state our message with greater clarityCopy !req
1076. We now spin the wheel of moralityCopy !req
1077. Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn
Tell us the lesson that we should learnCopy !req
1078. And the moral of our story is...Copy !req
1079. When you're blue
Buy a clue, try not to mopeCopy !req
1080. You gotta cheer up
And never give up hopeCopy !req
1081. Don't be a dopeCopy !req
1082. You gotta cheer up
And never give up hopeCopy !req
1083. Try to copeCopy !req
1084. Just cheer up and never ever give up
Hope, hope, hope, hope, hopeCopy !req