1. Whaa! Ooh, oww . . .Copy !req
2. Comin' through!Copy !req
3. Whoo!
Yeah! Dude!Copy !req
4. Do that again,
but this time don't fall down.Copy !req
5. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
6. Do you realize going off to collegeCopy !req
7. means no moreCopy !req
8. well meaning, but totally smothering,Copy !req
9. overprotective doting yucking dads?Copy !req
10. Yeah, well, yours at least.Copy !req
11. My dad's been counting down the daysCopy !req
12. until he can turn my bedroom
into a bowling alley.Copy !req
13. And we have a sure-fire wayCopy !req
14. to shoot straight to the top
of the freshman heap.Copy !req
15. The College X Games!Copy !req
16. First freshman team to win it all.Copy !req
17. First team to boot
those number one GammasCopy !req
18. on their boot-tays.Copy !req
19. The Gammas may be five-time winners,Copy !req
20. but I hope they're ready
for a losing streak.Copy !req
21. Let's beat the Gammas!Copy !req
22. Let's do it to it!Copy !req
23. Gawrsh, Pete,Copy !req
24. one day you're changing their diapers,Copy !req
25. and the next thing you know,Copy !req
26. they're all grown up
and leaving for college.Copy !req
27. Well, Goof, the way I see it,Copy !req
28. it's my last night of babysittingCopy !req
29. and I'm a free man.Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
31. Free, free, free, I tell you.Copy !req
32. Yahoo! Ha ha!Copy !req
33. Come on, Son.Copy !req
34. I can't miss you if you won't leave.Copy !req
35. Yeah, free.Copy !req
36. Hey, why don't you get the boys?Copy !req
37. Food's almost ready.Copy !req
38. It's time to serve
these little babies now.Copy !req
39. Ha ha! Oww!Copy !req
40. Nice rasta,Copy !req
41. pasta, Max-man.Copy !req
42. Whoa, Maxie's pretty good
at that boarding stuff.Copy !req
43. He is totally gonna kill at college.Copy !req
44. Huh?Copy !req
45. - Yeah!Copy !req
46. Now listen, Son.Copy !req
47. That there X Games fiddle-faddle
may be all well and fun,Copy !req
48. but remember,Copy !req
49. you're going to college
to make something of yourselves.Copy !req
50. Exactly.Copy !req
51. You'll get a degree,Copy !req
52. and the world will be your clam.Copy !req
53. Uh, oyster, Dad?Copy !req
54. No thanks, I'm saving room for weenies.Copy !req
55. Now, let me show you
exactly what I mean.Copy !req
56. Oh, no.Copy !req
57. Not the old horseshoe lecture!Copy !req
58. You see, tossing horseshoes
is a lot like how life works.Copy !req
59. Sorry, Pete.Copy !req
60. Like I was saying...Copy !req
61. it's about staying
focused on your goals.Copy !req
62. Right.Copy !req
63. You see, every once in a while,Copy !req
64. life gives you
an important tossing opportunity.Copy !req
65. Like, uh, well, college, for instance.Copy !req
66. If you want that diploma,Copy !req
67. you've got to fix both eyes on itCopy !req
68. like it was this here horseshoe stake.Copy !req
69. And, with the proper consecrationCopy !req
70. and follow-through...Copy !req
71. Come on, throw it, will ya!Copy !req
72. you should hear
the clang of a ringer.Copy !req
73. A ringer!Copy !req
74. See, Maxie?
You've just got to stay... focused.Copy !req
75. PJ, how many of those
are you gonna eat?Copy !req
76. Hey, Goof, it's getting cold already!Copy !req
77. Hey, save a weenie for me!Copy !req
78. Peej, isn't ten hot dogs enough?Copy !req
79. Come on, pass 'em over here.Copy !req
80. Oh, I can't wait to get out of here.Copy !req
81. Here, let me help you pack.Copy !req
82. Dad, I can do that.Copy !req
83. Well, sure hope so.Copy !req
84. I'm not gonna be there at college
to pick up after you.Copy !req
85. In fact,Copy !req
86. it's gonna be a long timeCopy !req
87. before you see your old man again.Copy !req
88. What?Copy !req
89. Maybe Christmas.Copy !req
90. Oh, Dad, it'll go by fast.Copy !req
91. Not too fast, I hope.Copy !req
92. It's time to take charge.Copy !req
93. Live your own life.Copy !req
94. - You're a grown man now, Maxie-Poo.Copy !req
95. I'm not taking old Stuffed Bear
to college, Dad.Copy !req
96. - Sure, you are.
- No.Copy !req
97. What are you talking about?Copy !req
98. Oh, you love Stuffed Bear.
Come on!Copy !req
99. Dad, I'm not kidding.
No, Dad, please no!Copy !req
100. Well, then,Copy !req
101. I've got something else for you.Copy !req
102. Son, I want you to have this.Copy !req
103. Whoa! It weighs a ton.Copy !req
104. I bet it's one of thoseCopy !req
105. combo TV/CD/VCR/laptop/
scanner/fax things, right?Copy !req
106. Oh, man, they are so cool.Copy !req
107. Too stunned to speak, huh?Copy !req
108. No, just... stunned.Copy !req
109. What is it?Copy !req
110. This was my father's.Copy !req
111. And now, Son... it's yours.Copy !req
112. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
113. This means a lot to me.Copy !req
114. Listen, I'm going to turn in.Copy !req
115. You know, big day tomorrow.Copy !req
116. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
117. Good night, Son.Copy !req
118. Did you brush your teeth?Copy !req
119. Yeah, Dad.Copy !req
120. Comb your hair?Copy !req
121. Yep.Copy !req
122. - Put on clean underwear?
- Dad!Copy !req
123. PJ: Come on, Max.Copy !req
124. - Gotta go.
- But, Max!Copy !req
125. - Whoooa!
- Going already?Copy !req
126. I gotta get there early
for Freshman Orientation, Dad.Copy !req
127. - See you.
- What about breakfast?Copy !req
128. You need your three squares a day.Copy !req
129. We'll pick up donuts on the way.Copy !req
130. Love you, miss you,
see you at Christmas. Bye! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
131. Don't forget to have some milk
with those donuts.Copy !req
132. Goodbye, my little college man.Copy !req
133. Okay, dude, uh, south.Copy !req
134. Wait, I mean...Copy !req
135. I don't know.
What do I look like, Magellan?Copy !req
136. P.J., you couldn't spell Magellan.
- P.J.: Try hangin' a Louie.Copy !req
137. No, the other Louie.Copy !req
138. Louie, Huey, Dewey.
What're you talkin' about here, huh?Copy !req
139. Yo, it's right here. This way.Copy !req
140. Yeah, Peej, Bobby's right.Copy !req
141. Hey, Bob, um, who's driving?Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. Check... it... out!Copy !req
144. Gentlemen,Copy !req
145. I welcome you to the first dayCopy !req
146. of the rest of our lives.Copy !req
147. Wow. That's pretty deep.Copy !req
148. You get that off a bumper sticker?Copy !req
149. Yo, I spy the Gamma House,Copy !req
150. which means...Copy !req
151. that dude right there is the one,Copy !req
152. the only,Copy !req
153. Bradley Uppercrust the Third.Copy !req
154. Whoa!Copy !req
155. The College X Games King.Copy !req
156. Yeah, until we take the crown.Copy !req
157. Let's play ball, Dad!Copy !req
158. Max.Copy !req
159. Hiya, Dad.Copy !req
160. Maxie.Copy !req
161. Mr. Goof, an assembly line
is for assembling!Copy !req
162. - Stop daydreamingCopy !req
163. and get back to work, or else!Copy !req
164. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
165. Whoaaaah!Copy !req
166. Oh, no!Copy !req
167. Look out!Copy !req
168. Goofy,Copy !req
169. I warned you.Copy !req
170. You're... fired!Copy !req
171. Huh?Copy !req
172. Whoa! Wow!Copy !req
173. Great air, Max-a-million!Copy !req
174. Yeah!Copy !req
175. Look at that guy go!Copy !req
176. - I can't look at anything else.
- Oh my gosh!Copy !req
177. Whoa. Did you see that?Copy !req
178. Well, well, well.Copy !req
179. Look what the freshman cat
dragged in, baby. Some new meat.Copy !req
180. Easy, big fella. That new meat
looks like Gamma material.Copy !req
181. Let's check him out.Copy !req
182. Gammas, roll.Copy !req
183. Ah!Copy !req
184. Check it out.Copy !req
185. Look who's following us.Copy !req
186. Let's just make sure
it stays that way.Copy !req
187. Grande cap, extra foamy,
hold the whipped, cinnamon dust,Copy !req
188. biscotti side.Copy !req
189. - Iced double-tall, percent cap.
Tall, percent cap.Copy !req
190. - Got any scones?
- We got two.Copy !req
191. Hey, you guys grab a table.
I'll grab the java.Copy !req
192. Life.Copy !req
193. Life is like a lime.Copy !req
194. It's tart and tangy.Copy !req
195. Sweet, oh, so sublime.Copy !req
196. Quiet, speechless, like a mime.Copy !req
197. Bold and noisy, like a crime.Copy !req
198. Don't you dare waste my timeCopy !req
199. 'cause life can stop...Copy !req
200. on a dime.Copy !req
201. Bravo! Bravo! Encore!Copy !req
202. Author, Arthur Miller!Copy !req
203. Suddenly I'm feeling dizzy...Copy !req
204. with emotion.Copy !req
205. Check it out, Bradley.
He's over there.Copy !req
206. I'm gonna go give him
a Gamma welcome.Copy !req
207. - Oh, I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
208. No.Copy !req
209. It's, uh, it's all right. Really.Copy !req
210. I'd wager if you were on a skateboard,Copy !req
211. you wouldn't spill a drop.Copy !req
212. You'd win that bet.Copy !req
213. It's my best event.Copy !req
214. Hi. I'm Max.Copy !req
215. Bradley.Copy !req
216. Bradley Uppercrust the Third.Copy !req
217. Oh, yes. My right-hand man,
Gamma brother, Tank.Copy !req
218. The pleasure's all mine, baby.Copy !req
219. Welcome aboard, little tyke.Copy !req
220. You're class, the high kind.Copy !req
221. Max, we have won every
College X Games competitionCopy !req
222. since the beginning.Copy !req
223. And we have decided to make youCopy !req
224. our first draft pick.Copy !req
225. Lucky you, huh?
What do you think of that?Copy !req
226. No way.Copy !req
227. You want us to be Gammas?Copy !req
228. Ha! You guys, you hear that?
We're going to be part...Copy !req
229. Uh, hold on, pal.Copy !req
230. This reservation's only for one.Copy !req
231. Well, I'm sorry but PJ, Bobby and I
are in this together.Copy !req
232. It's all of us,Copy !req
233. or none of me.Copy !req
234. Max, Max, Max.Copy !req
235. You don't want to be weighed down
by those clowns, do you?Copy !req
236. I thought you wanted to win.Copy !req
237. Well, that's just what
we're going to do.Copy !req
238. Like you'll find any better competitors
than my teammates.Copy !req
239. They're the real deal.Copy !req
240. Serious athletes.Copy !req
241. Check it! Uh-huh.Copy !req
242. The Dynamic Dorks!
Come on.Copy !req
243. The only thing you three could winCopy !req
244. is a loser contest, baby.Copy !req
245. Wow. Nice trick.Copy !req
246. Do they go fetch and play dead too?Copy !req
247. Why, yes.Copy !req
248. As a matter of fact, they do.Copy !req
249. Gammas, fetch!Copy !req
250. Uh-oh.Copy !req
251. This can't be good.Copy !req
252. - Back off, man.Copy !req
253. I got a biscotti
and I'm not afraid to use it.Copy !req
254. All right.
Quit toying with my emotions.Copy !req
255. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
256. See, I'm giving you the opportunity
to join the Gamma Mu Mu Fraternity.Copy !req
257. Mu Mu!
Who wants to join a herd of cows?Copy !req
258. Tank?Copy !req
259. Now, pray tell, sweetheart.Copy !req
260. Would Mr. Uppercrust
like a little power wedgieCopy !req
261. for your viewing pleasure?Copy !req
262. Hey, leave him alone.Copy !req
263. Bobby!Copy !req
264. Hey, don't worry, bro.Copy !req
265. I'm a yellow belt.Copy !req
266. Hey, Daddy-o's.Copy !req
267. This is a real L-7 scene.Copy !req
268. Let's all just take a trip down the road
of forgiveness and compassion.Copy !req
269. Ooh! Passion.Copy !req
270. I like your style, Miss Mochaccino,Copy !req
271. but I'm busy right now.Copy !req
272. Well, I'm dizzy right now from watching
your downward spiral.Copy !req
273. Why don't you go off and
save some whales or something?Copy !req
274. - Ha!Copy !req
275. Oh, you slay me, Tiger.Copy !req
276. You are the fly in my soup.Copy !req
277. You are the eyelash in my eye.Copy !req
278. You are so busy blowing out bad vibes
in every directionCopy !req
279. that we are all choking on your
second-hand smoke.Copy !req
280. Knock it off!Copy !req
281. What's wrong, Brad?Copy !req
282. Don't you dare call me that.Copy !req
283. Yeah. Don't forget,
he's the king, buster.Copy !req
284. Yeah, well, we'll dethrone you
and the Gammas,Copy !req
285. your royal lowness.Copy !req
286. You'll be lucky to be my towel boy.Copy !req
287. Why don't we just
make a little wager on that?Copy !req
288. Loser of the finals
will be towel boy to the other.Copy !req
289. You got a deal.Copy !req
290. Be ready to wipe the dirt
off my shoes, freshman.Copy !req
291. Gammas out!Copy !req
292. Don't let the door hit ya.
Later.Copy !req
293. Good riddance.Copy !req
294. That's the first time I ever saw
the trash take itself out.Copy !req
295. You've got the beat, boys.Copy !req
296. You invented it, girl.Copy !req
297. You let your fingers
do the talking, right!Copy !req
298. Next.Copy !req
299. Well, Mr. Goof,Copy !req
300. I notice you don't have
a college degree.Copy !req
301. Well, I did complete three years, but...Copy !req
302. Look, doll, I'm afraidCopy !req
303. we can only get jobs
for people who have college degrees.Copy !req
304. So, what do you need?Copy !req
305. What is a degree?Copy !req
306. Bingo! We have a winner.Copy !req
307. What's a Goof to do?Copy !req
308. Well, doll... uh, Mr. Goof.Copy !req
309. The answer to your problem is simple.Copy !req
310. The only way to build your career
is to go back to college.Copy !req
311. College? Me?Copy !req
312. I was there in the '70s.Copy !req
313. I'm too old for that now.Copy !req
314. Come on, doll.Copy !req
315. You're never too old
to learn a new trick.Copy !req
316. We, who are God-like nowCopy !req
317. - were once a mass of quivering purple...Copy !req
318. - ... flecked with bars of gold.Copy !req
319. Insentient!
But of joy or misery,Copy !req
320. and tossed in terrible tangles...Copy !req
321. - Mommy! I didn't do it!
- ... of some wild...Copy !req
322. - ... windswept...Copy !req
323. Hi, everybody!Copy !req
324. I'm just a-yearnin' for some learnin'.Copy !req
325. - Who is this goon?Copy !req
326. Right on, brother.Copy !req
327. Hey, Max, is my vision blurred,
or does that guy look like your dad?Copy !req
328. Maxie!Copy !req
329. Kill me! Just kill me now!Copy !req
330. Hey, Maxie.Copy !req
331. It looks like you and me
are gonna be classmates.Copy !req
332. He's my son.Copy !req
333. Daddy's little baby
couldn't be alone?Copy !req
334. No!Copy !req
335. And so, I got fired.Copy !req
336. I guess I lost my focus.Copy !req
337. Dad, I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
338. Well, look, if you're here to stay,
I think we need to...Copy !req
339. Focus more!
You're absolutely right.Copy !req
340. Now that I'm with you,Copy !req
341. I won't be distracted no more. No, sirree.Copy !req
342. I'm going to get me
that college degree...Copy !req
343. Whoa!Copy !req
344. - What a bonehead.
- Loser.Copy !req
345. Dad, what I was saying is that we need
to establish some ground rules.Copy !req
346. Well, uh, sure, whatever you say.Copy !req
347. First thing,Copy !req
348. lose the wig.Copy !req
349. But I need to look hip and groovy
for college.Copy !req
350. Dad, you're scaring people.Copy !req
351. I know you're worried it might be hard
to get into the swing of things.Copy !req
352. Well, might be.Copy !req
353. But I figure,
two Goofs are better than one.Copy !req
354. Two goofs, all right.Copy !req
355. Just think, a whole 'nother year,Copy !req
356. just you and me.Copy !req
357. A year? Did he say a year?Copy !req
358. Tell me he didn't say a year!Copy !req
359. I heard a year. Hold me and tell me
he didn't say a year.Copy !req
360. - A year's like... that's forever.Copy !req
361. You realize this could severely affect
campus hi-jinx-age.Copy !req
362. Yeah. And how are we going to whip
those Gammas now?Copy !req
363. With your dad's practice interruptus?Copy !req
364. Guys, cut the old man some slack.
He has to be here.Copy !req
365. He was fired and he can't find
a good job without a degree.Copy !req
366. Fired? Whoa.Copy !req
367. You mean like his pink slip
was showing?Copy !req
368. - Don't push it, man.
Whoa!Copy !req
369. Look, I talked to him
and laid out all the ground rules.Copy !req
370. No interfering with X Games practice,Copy !req
371. no hounding us about schoolwork,
no coming into our room unannounced,Copy !req
372. and no acting like a father.Copy !req
373. Especially mine.Copy !req
374. He's got his life.Copy !req
375. I've got my life.Copy !req
376. My life, my life, my life.Copy !req
377. Spooky.Copy !req
378. Rise and shine.
School's a-waitin'.Copy !req
379. What do you say, boys?Copy !req
380. Dad.Copy !req
381. First class isn't until noon.Copy !req
382. Maybe so, but every day starts
with a good breakfast.Copy !req
383. Whoooaaaaoooaa!Copy !req
384. PJ: You have smoke in your backs.Copy !req
385. - P.J.: Now look at you!
No!Copy !req
386. Hey!Copy !req
387. Looky!Copy !req
388. Hey! Huh. Huh.Copy !req
389. Huh?Copy !req
390. Hiya, Max.Copy !req
391. After we compare and contrast the
Age of Enlightenment's dark periodCopy !req
392. with the Spanish Inquisition's
recessionary trends,Copy !req
393. we can get a head start on our
"triggernorm,"triggy," ... the math!Copy !req
394. Then, as a treat, I'll get us tickets to
the Museum of Natural Arts and Sciences.Copy !req
395. I hear there's
a spectacular leech exhibit.Copy !req
396. But only if we finish all our homework.Copy !req
397. Huh?Copy !req
398. Where are you going, Son?Copy !req
399. Oh, yeah.
Well, I was just gonna go to...Copy !req
400. You know, go to the...Copy !req
401. Take you to sign up
for your library card, Dad!Copy !req
402. All new students need one.Copy !req
403. Good morning, gentlemen.Copy !req
404. I am the head librarian,
versed in all aspects of your library,Copy !req
405. including but not limited to
fiction, non-fiction,Copy !req
406. periodicals, reference and policy.Copy !req
407. How may I help you?Copy !req
408. Hi there, Miss Marpoley. Marpole.Copy !req
409. My dad needs a library card.
Could you...?Copy !req
410. Oh, it would be my pleasure.Copy !req
411. We here at the college library
believe that owning a library cardCopy !req
412. is a privilege, not a right.Copy !req
413. Consequently, we expect studentsCopy !req
414. to treat the Dewey Decimal System
with respect.Copy !req
415. You'll find these helpful
to your library experience.Copy !req
416. I'll be. Is that a genuine mood ring
you're wearing?Copy !req
417. Oh... yes.Copy !req
418. Yes, it is.Copy !req
419. I'm a collector
of '70s memorabilia and such.Copy !req
420. Sort of silly, huh?Copy !req
421. Are you kidding?Copy !req
422. This here's a Gilligan's Island
fan club seashell.Copy !req
423. Get out!Copy !req
424. Do you remember when the Professor built
an engine from coconut shells and sand?Copy !req
425. Gawrsh, yeah.Copy !req
426. Little buddy!Copy !req
427. Come on. We're supposed to be
practicing for the X Games.Copy !req
428. I love all that '70s stuff.Copy !req
429. Come on, guys.
We're out of here.Copy !req
430. Oh, gosh, remember the Boogie Duck?Copy !req
431. That was my all-time favorite.Copy !req
432. Here at the College Library
you'll find a most...Copy !req
433. Miss Marpole!Copy !req
434. In the library?Copy !req
435. Really!Copy !req
436. And now I...Copy !req
437. I actually think the psych department
will be most refreshing.Copy !req
438. Well, uh, I really should beCopy !req
439. getting back to work.Copy !req
440. Say, um, Miss Marpole...Copy !req
441. Oh, you can call me Sylvia.Copy !req
442. Gawrsh. Sylvia.Copy !req
443. I was... wondering if maybe...
you'd like to...Copy !req
444. Go out to dinner?Copy !req
445. Then maybe afterwards...Copy !req
446. Go dancing?Copy !req
447. Sure. So, if you're free on, uh...Copy !req
448. Saturday? Oh, I'd love to.Copy !req
449. Seven o'clock?Copy !req
450. All right.Copy !req
451. See you then.Copy !req
452. You know, Goofy,Copy !req
453. you're pretty groovy.Copy !req
454. Oh, shucks.Copy !req
455. She said I'm pretty groovy.Copy !req
456. Hey, Maxie! Guess what?Copy !req
457. Maxie?Copy !req
458. I got a date.Copy !req
459. Yeah!Copy !req
460. I got a date.Copy !req
461. Gotta tell Maxie.Copy !req
462. There he is.Copy !req
463. - Maxie. I got a...
- Huh?Copy !req
464. Whhaaaaaa!Copy !req
465. - Let go, Dad.
Yaaahh!Copy !req
466. Whoooaaahhhooaaaaa!
Whooaoa. Whoooaaa. Waa-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
467. Hey, that guy is good!Copy !req
468. Isn't that baby Goof's old man?Copy !req
469. - Wow-ee!
- Give me that.Copy !req
470. That sure was a heap of fun.Copy !req
471. I see why you're so crazy about it.Copy !req
472. Hey, Maxie,Copy !req
473. what if I joined your team?Copy !req
474. I mean, we could practice together, and
wear them funny outfits and everything.Copy !req
475. It'd be a lot of fun!Copy !req
476. Dad, as fun as that sounds,Copy !req
477. there are no openings on my team.Copy !req
478. Okay?Copy !req
479. Mr. Goof,Copy !req
480. your performance was,
without a doubt,Copy !req
481. the most breathtaking display
of alternative sport inventivenessCopy !req
482. yet to be paralleled by mankind.Copy !req
483. Gee, ah-yuck, thanks!Copy !req
484. Whatever you said.Copy !req
485. The Gammas, the number one team
in the history of the X Games,Copy !req
486. have an opening on our team,Copy !req
487. and it has got your name on it, buddy.Copy !req
488. Be a winner. Join us.Copy !req
489. Welcome to the team.Copy !req
490. That's real nice of you to ask,Copy !req
491. but I'm really only interested
in staying close to Maxie.Copy !req
492. Uh, I'm not sure you understand this
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Copy !req
493. Well...Copy !req
494. I'm not sure you understand the bond
between a father and his son.Copy !req
495. Guys, I have a plan.Copy !req
496. Well, if you change your mind,Copy !req
497. here's my card.Copy !req
498. Gammas, let's pack it up.Copy !req
499. Gawrsh.Copy !req
500. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
501. Listen, Dad, next to our team,Copy !req
502. the Gammas are the team,Copy !req
503. and they need you more than we do.Copy !req
504. Yeah, the Gammas are, like,
way hot, man.Copy !req
505. Besides, we'll be around each other
at practices and events all the time.Copy !req
506. You'll have oodles of fun.Copy !req
507. Well, Son, if you say so.Copy !req
508. Go for it, Dad.Copy !req
509. - Wait, uh, Mr. Uppercrust,Copy !req
510. you can count me in.Copy !req
511. Gentlemen, please.Copy !req
512. Gamma brother Goofy,Copy !req
513. let me present you
with your Gamma Mu Mu pledge pin.Copy !req
514. Gammas, exit.Copy !req
515. Gamma brother Goofy?Copy !req
516. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
517. A crunch to us.Copy !req
518. I can't believe it. It worked.Copy !req
519. We unloaded my dad,Copy !req
520. and now we can focus on winning.Copy !req
521. Let's do it to it!Copy !req
522. Hey, hi, I know you.Copy !req
523. You're that awesome new skateboarder.Copy !req
524. - Save a dance for me?Copy !req
525. No problem.Copy !req
526. - You dance?Copy !req
527. I gotta see this.Copy !req
528. Wow.Copy !req
529. Me and a little crumpet like yourselfCopy !req
530. could make beautiful
bongo music together.Copy !req
531. Whoa. Easy, boy.
You're fogging up my karma.Copy !req
532. Hey, you want to sit with us?Copy !req
533. Sure. Your cool balances out...Copy !req
534. his fool.Copy !req
535. Okay. Whatever.Copy !req
536. Well...Copy !req
537. If it's all the same, I, uh...Copy !req
538. I forgot your name.Copy !req
539. It is endemic of the current cultureCopy !req
540. that those with large statureCopy !req
541. are overlooked, except by vultures,Copy !req
542. with no regard
to the depth of their souls,Copy !req
543. the height of their passion,Copy !req
544. the beauty of their moments.Copy !req
545. Oh, wise Buddha boy.Copy !req
546. How could anyone overlook
such a bundle of yes-ness?Copy !req
547. Let's dance.Copy !req
548. Guess the Bob-boy's lost his touch.Copy !req
549. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
550. Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing, yeah yeahCopy !req
551. Show 'em how we do it nowCopy !req
552. Shake your groove thing
Shake your groove thing, yeah yeahCopy !req
553. Show 'em how we do it now
Show 'em how we do it nowCopy !req
554. Let's show the world we can danceCopy !req
555. Bad enough to strut our stuffCopy !req
556. The music gives us a chanceCopy !req
557. We do more out on the floorCopy !req
558. Groovin' loose or heart to heartCopy !req
559. We put in motion every single part...Copy !req
560. If the Gammas don't keep my dad out
of our hair,Copy !req
561. his new girlfriend will.Copy !req
562. Boogie!Copy !req
563. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
564. Oh, you're swinging with some
pretty cool canines there, papa dog.Copy !req
565. Well, you are queen of the scene,
my little java bean.Copy !req
566. Oh, Goofy.Copy !req
567. This is the best night of my life.Copy !req
568. Mine too.Copy !req
569. Oh, Sylvia!Copy !req
570. Whoa!Copy !req
571. Whoa!Copy !req
572. Whooaooaaa.Copy !req
573. Huh?Copy !req
574. Hey, what?Copy !req
575. - Hmm?Copy !req
576. I'll see you at the qualifying rounds,
freshmen.Copy !req
577. And after, when you'll be
bringing me my towel, boy!Copy !req
578. Ah, this is everything
I dreamed it would be.Copy !req
579. This place puts the "rage"
in "outrageous."Copy !req
580. No kidding,
it buries what we're used to.Copy !req
581. Okay, all right. Just remember,
there's nothing here we can't handle.Copy !req
582. Oh, I seriously doubt that.Copy !req
583. We're going to eat you alive, freshmen.Copy !req
584. Oh, Brad, we're quaking on our boards.Copy !req
585. Attention!
Would Gamma Team One and Team 99Copy !req
586. report to the
street competition platform.Copy !req
587. Okay, guys, that's us.Copy !req
588. Let's do it to it.Copy !req
589. Good luck, Son.Copy !req
590. Yeah, you too, Dad.Copy !req
591. Hey-ho and what do you know?Copy !req
592. Welcome to the sixth annual
College X Games.Copy !req
593. Our contestants are going to spin,Copy !req
594. twist, lunge and plungeCopy !req
595. like there's no tomorrow.Copy !req
596. Today's qualifying rounds determine
who will compete in the semi-finals.Copy !req
597. And now, let's see what's happening
at our first venue,Copy !req
598. the skateboarder's street competitionCopy !req
599. from our man on the street, Ken Clark.Copy !req
600. Welcome, one and all.
Today...Copy !req
601. Thank you, Ken.Copy !req
602. Word on the street is there's
a new kid in town who poses a threatCopy !req
603. to Bradley Uppercrust the Third.Copy !req
604. That's right, Chuck, and his name is...Copy !req
605. Max Goof.Copy !req
606. - Max! Max!Copy !req
607. Hey, Tank.Copy !req
608. This is it, man.
Your competition.Copy !req
609. This is the big one, bro.
Stay focused.Copy !req
610. Just like we always do.Copy !req
611. It's a little insurance, baby.Copy !req
612. With no deductible.Copy !req
613. Crazy idea.Copy !req
614. You do the honors, Brother Goof.Copy !req
615. Me? Gawrsh...Copy !req
616. Well, sure.Copy !req
617. Well, well,
what do we have here?Copy !req
618. Looks like there's been
a last-minute substitution.Copy !req
619. That's right, Chuck.Copy !req
620. Skateboarding for the Gammas is...Copy !req
621. Max Goof's father, Goofy.Copy !req
622. Patriarch and son against each other
in a battle of skill and dexterity.Copy !req
623. This is gonna be good.Copy !req
624. Adios, compadre.Copy !req
625. Starting off bad and looping outCopy !req
626. with a double flip to a head butt.Copy !req
627. But he's up and ready to rip.Copy !req
628. Looks like Brother Goof needs a boost.Copy !req
629. And a huge triple flip
on the corner pipe.Copy !req
630. Fifty-fifty slide uphill
to a flip transfer.Copy !req
631. Oh! What a lip side to a hand plant!
Whoa, Nelly!Copy !req
632. And skating with the speed of a cheetah,Copy !req
633. that's going to be time for Goofy.Copy !req
634. Oh, what a show!Copy !req
635. That's right.
Looks like the new kid is no matchCopy !req
636. for the unbeatable Gammas
and their newest member...Copy !req
637. Goofy!Copy !req
638. Let's see what the judges have to say.Copy !req
639. - Perfect tens across the board,Copy !req
640. except for the German judge.
Nine on that one.Copy !req
641. Whoa. Blown away by his own dad.Copy !req
642. Quiet. I'm trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
643. It's Max's time to skate,
and here he goes.Copy !req
644. Starting off big with a half-CAB
across the box jump.Copy !req
645. Whoa, losing his balance
to a knee slide.Copy !req
646. That is going to hurt his scoreCopy !req
647. unless he has something big.Copy !req
648. Okay, carving the quarter pipe.Copy !req
649. Tail grab over the hip
into a lip slide on the rail to slam...Copy !req
650. That has got to hurt.Copy !req
651. Come on, Max. Get up!Copy !req
652. But he's okay.Copy !req
653. Let's see if he can end strong.Copy !req
654. McTwist to a one-handed stall.Copy !req
655. This is a new one.
I have never seen this move, folks.Copy !req
656. Hopping back down to the transition.Copy !req
657. Sick three-sixty,Copy !req
658. - and... time!Copy !req
659. Wowee!Copy !req
660. With barely above a six-point average,Copy !req
661. Team 99 just makes it to the semi-finalsCopy !req
662. by the skin of their teeth.Copy !req
663. Hey, Max, it's okay, man.Copy !req
664. We're in.Copy !req
665. Get real.Copy !req
666. Goofy! Goofy! Goofy!Copy !req
667. Witness, gentlemen.Copy !req
668. Victory is ours.Copy !req
669. And most importantly,Copy !req
670. we taught our little freshmen foes
not to mess with the Gammas.Copy !req
671. Goofy! Goofy! Goofy!
Goofy! Goofy! Goofy!Copy !req
672. Maxie!Copy !req
673. Hey, Maxie!Copy !req
674. I've been looking all over for you, Son.Copy !req
675. Where you been?Copy !req
676. I can't tell you how sorry I am.Copy !req
677. Save your breath.Copy !req
678. You may have won this time,
but, Dad...Copy !req
679. this campus isn't big enough
for both of us.Copy !req
680. I didn't mean for it
to turn out this way, Max.Copy !req
681. I was just trying to get closer to you.Copy !req
682. Don't you get it?Copy !req
683. I'm trying to get away from you!Copy !req
684. I'm not a little kid anymore.Copy !req
685. Just leave me aloneCopy !req
686. and get your own life.Copy !req
687. Good morning, people.Copy !req
688. It would appear
that it is time to start.Copy !req
689. - You may open...Copy !req
690. Oh, Mr. Goof,Copy !req
691. nice of you to join us today.Copy !req
692. Huh? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
693. Right.Copy !req
694. You may open your envelopes and begin.Copy !req
695. Let's not have any wandering eyes.Copy !req
696. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
697. - You're... fired!Copy !req
698. I noticed you don't have
a college degree.Copy !req
699. Come on, Son. I can't miss you
if you won't leave!Copy !req
700. Whoa!Copy !req
701. Get your own life!
- Huh?Copy !req
702. Get your own life!Copy !req
703. Leave me alone and get your own life.Copy !req
704. Pencils down.Copy !req
705. I said...Copy !req
706. pencils down.Copy !req
707. Wait a minute, I'm not finished.Copy !req
708. - I've got...
- It's over, Mr. Goof.Copy !req
709. Oh, Pete.Copy !req
710. What am I gonna do now?Copy !req
711. Look, it's no big deal.Copy !req
712. All that book learning doesn't
prepare you for doodley squat.Copy !req
713. It's useless in the real world.Copy !req
714. Ha! All them square roots and
circumnavigating, circumference...Copy !req
715. It's all garbology. Look here.Copy !req
716. If you know that four quarters
adds up to a simolian, you'll survive.Copy !req
717. Anyone who tells you anything different
is priming your pump.Copy !req
718. Take it from me, pal.Copy !req
719. If you want that diploma,
you've got to fix both eyes on itCopy !req
720. like it was this here horseshoe stick.Copy !req
721. That's it!Copy !req
722. I lost my focus.Copy !req
723. I gotta get back there
and straighten things out.Copy !req
724. Focus.Copy !req
725. Did I miss something?Copy !req
726. Hey, I know you!
Aren't you...?Copy !req
727. Yeah. Max.Copy !req
728. Goofy's son! Oh! He is rad.Copy !req
729. Hmm. Do you ever wonder
why we're always, like...Copy !req
730. wearing gloves?Copy !req
731. Grande cappuccino.Copy !req
732. Make it a double.Copy !req
733. - Hey, Max.
Grande cap, double it.Copy !req
734. Be here now, bro.Copy !req
735. We thrive on the singularity of the you
that is one with your selfness.Copy !req
736. That's just the new PJ speak for,Copy !req
737. "Where you been, buddy?"Copy !req
738. I've decided this school's
only big enough for one Goof.Copy !req
739. I'm transferring out of here.Copy !req
740. Excuse-ay moi moi?Copy !req
741. Wait.Copy !req
742. Hold it. Come on.Copy !req
743. That means you can't be
on the X Games team.Copy !req
744. Exactly.
You don't want me on the team, anyway.Copy !req
745. I lost in my best event.Copy !req
746. Oh, come on, Max-man.
That was a one-time freak fest.Copy !req
747. You could beat
any of those losers any day.Copy !req
748. I've already decided.Copy !req
749. I'm out of here.Copy !req
750. Max, Max, Max.Copy !req
751. Admit defeat...Copy !req
752. and defeat will surely admit you
into permanent custody, my man.Copy !req
753. If I can't even beat my father,Copy !req
754. who is the most athletically-challenged
man in the universe,Copy !req
755. how can you expect me
to beat the other competitors?Copy !req
756. We're starting in last place
because of me.Copy !req
757. That never stopped us before.Copy !req
758. You wanna give that Gamma geek BradleyCopy !req
759. the satisfaction
of knowing he forced us out?Copy !req
760. Well, no.Copy !req
761. You want to let the crowd
who once cheered for you,Copy !req
762. cheer for someone else?Copy !req
763. Especially when that someone else
is your old man?Copy !req
764. No!Copy !req
765. Are you gonna be
someone else's towel boy?Copy !req
766. No.Copy !req
767. Together we can do it!Copy !req
768. You're right.Copy !req
769. We can still beat them.Copy !req
770. - Let's whip those Gammas.Copy !req
771. Mission possible!Copy !req
772. Let's do it to it!Copy !req
773. Yeah!Copy !req
774. Boys will be boys.Copy !req
775. Stands me up,
doesn't even call me.Copy !req
776. Doesn't apologies.Copy !req
777. Doesn't write to me.Copy !req
778. He could send a note or something.Copy !req
779. Sylvia, I...Copy !req
780. If you let me, I...Copy !req
781. Shh! No talking in the library.Copy !req
782. Gawrsh, Sylvia.Copy !req
783. I really care about you.Copy !req
784. Well, if a certain someone
truly cared about another someone,Copy !req
785. you'd think someone would show up
for a certain special dinner,Copy !req
786. or at least apologies
for not showing up,Copy !req
787. or even call, or something!Copy !req
788. You're right.Copy !req
789. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
790. I let my head get so filled up
with fiddle faddleCopy !req
791. I plumb lost track of everythingCopy !req
792. that's important to me.Copy !req
793. - Counting you.
- Huh?Copy !req
794. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
795. How can I not forgive you?Copy !req
796. Oh, Sylvia,Copy !req
797. I gotta get my grades up.Copy !req
798. And quit those dumb old Gammas.Copy !req
799. - And most important...
- Shh!Copy !req
800. And most important,Copy !req
801. get my son back.Copy !req
802. Well, what are we waiting for?Copy !req
803. I've got a yearnin' for some learnin'.Copy !req
804. Gawrsh!Copy !req
805. Sylvia?Copy !req
806. You can do it. Come on.Copy !req
807. Yeah! One!Copy !req
808. Go, Goofy. Thattaway!Copy !req
809. Let's do it to it.Copy !req
810. Oh! Oooh! You did it!Copy !req
811. You did it! Oh, look, all A's!Copy !req
812. - Whoa!Copy !req
813. I am just so proud of you, Goofy.Copy !req
814. Oh! Let's go celebrate.Copy !req
815. You know I'd love to,Copy !req
816. but I got a few more things
to take care of.Copy !req
817. So, you see,Copy !req
818. I have to quit the team.Copy !req
819. Excuse me?Copy !req
820. - You what?
- No way.Copy !req
821. What is he talking about?Copy !req
822. What makes you think
you can change your mindCopy !req
823. on the last day of the competition?Copy !req
824. Should I knock some sense
into his big melon?Copy !req
825. Whoa. Down, Tank.
Easy, boy.Copy !req
826. If you're quitting the Gammas
to join that freshman geek son of yours,Copy !req
827. you got another thing coming.Copy !req
828. Bullseye, baby.Copy !req
829. Dog-boy's in trouble
and daddy's gonna bail him out.Copy !req
830. No siree, sir.Copy !req
831. My bunion hurts!Copy !req
832. I'm not gonna be on anyone's team.Copy !req
833. Smart man,Copy !req
834. but you forgot one thing.Copy !req
835. Nobody, I repeat,Copy !req
836. nobody, quits the Gammas!Copy !req
837. If you were such darn winners before,Copy !req
838. you'll be just fine without me.Copy !req
839. - I'm leaving and that's that.
- You're not leaving the Gammas.Copy !req
840. - The Gammas are leaving you.
- Sayonara.Copy !req
841. Yeah, hasta la vista, baby!Copy !req
842. Gee, I think they're
a little sore at me.Copy !req
843. Oops. Better return my Gamma pin.Copy !req
844. We'll win how we always win.Copy !req
845. - And how's that, Gammas?
Skill?Copy !req
846. Our good looks? What?Copy !req
847. No, you dense dolts.Copy !req
848. We'll cheat.Copy !req
849. Cheat, cheat, cheat!Copy !req
850. Just like we did last time, sweetheart.Copy !req
851. And that was a great cheat.Copy !req
852. Now I have a better plan.Copy !req
853. I gotta warn Maxie.Copy !req
854. This is it, guys.Copy !req
855. Championship time.Copy !req
856. Oh, uh... Hiya, fellas.Copy !req
857. - Hi, Mr. Goof.Copy !req
858. Gee, Max,Copy !req
859. I know you're still sore at me, but...Copy !req
860. I came to warn you that the
Gammas have been cheating all along.Copy !req
861. Yeah. Did Bradley tell you to say that?Copy !req
862. Stop wasting my time, Dad.
I gotta stay focused.Copy !req
863. Good luck, Son.Copy !req
864. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
865. put on your seatbelts
and hold onto your hats.Copy !req
866. Oh, my.Copy !req
867. It's time for the high-flying,Copy !req
868. gravity-defying,Copy !req
869. no time for crying,Copy !req
870. College X Games.Copy !req
871. Let's get vertical!Copy !req
872. All righty, now.Copy !req
873. We begin with the eight qualifying teams
in a semi-final roundCopy !req
874. until we're down to the two best teams.Copy !req
875. Then they'll be fighting for first place
in the College X Games Championship.Copy !req
876. That's right, Chuck.Copy !req
877. In the semi-finals
we'll see rock-climbing,Copy !req
878. luge runs, and more.Copy !req
879. Won't that be fun.Copy !req
880. The leading team to beat,
as always, is the Gammas.Copy !req
881. And their three competitors are
Bradley Uppercrust the Third,Copy !req
882. Tank and Slouch.Copy !req
883. - Come on, what happened to Goofy?
- We want Goofy!Copy !req
884. Wow! What do you know,
looks like Goofy's a no-show.Copy !req
885. What happened to Goof, man?Copy !req
886. Hey, Brad.Copy !req
887. What did you do with my dad?Copy !req
888. He didn't make the cut.Copy !req
889. See, he was never Gamma material.Copy !req
890. Okay, so let's go down
to the semi-final round,Copy !req
891. which begins with the rock climb.Copy !req
892. What the...?Copy !req
893. - Yes!Copy !req
894. Whoa!Copy !req
895. - Yay!Copy !req
896. Whoaaaa!Copy !req
897. The semi-finals have resulted
in just team one and Team 99Copy !req
898. going head to head in the finals.Copy !req
899. The grueling competitionCopy !req
900. has really taken its toll
on the athletes this afternoon, folks.Copy !req
901. But now let's strap in
for our final and deciding event,Copy !req
902. The X Games Triathlon.Copy !req
903. We're seconds away from what
promises to be an exciting finaleCopy !req
904. between these two fierce competitors.Copy !req
905. Take your positions.Copy !req
906. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
907. False start. False start.
Both teams back on the line. Back here.Copy !req
908. Hold on. Bradley just blasted
our third guy into the next state.Copy !req
909. Why, that is absurd.
I did nothing of the sort.Copy !req
910. That's what my dad's
been trying to tell me.Copy !req
911. Can we get on with the race, please?Copy !req
912. Wait a minute. Uh, one, two...Copy !req
913. You don't seem to have enough
team members now, do you?Copy !req
914. Rules are rules.Copy !req
915. You have to field the full team,
or you forfeit to the Gammas.Copy !req
916. Wait. That's not fair.
We don't know anyone else.Copy !req
917. Oh, seems we have
a little delay here, folks.Copy !req
918. Team 99 is short a man and
will be disqualified if one is not foundCopy !req
919. in just one-and-one-half minutes.Copy !req
920. Dad? It's me, Max.
If you're out there...Copy !req
921. Omigosh, Maxie's in trouble!Copy !req
922. Dad, relax, I'm not in trouble.Copy !req
923. It's just, the team needs you.Copy !req
924. I need you.Copy !req
925. You hear that? I gotta go help him.Copy !req
926. Good thing I always carry
my lucky horseshoe.Copy !req
927. I'm a-coming, Maxie!Copy !req
928. Whooaaa!Copy !req
929. Well, I wouldn't blame him
if he didn't come.Copy !req
930. That's it. They're disqualified.Copy !req
931. Nope, not yet,
there's still five more seconds.Copy !req
932. Four, three, two...Copy !req
933. Come on, no fair.
He's too late.Copy !req
934. Not by my watch.Copy !req
935. Son, about the last couple of weeks.Copy !req
936. Dad, what do you say
we take care of this race first?Copy !req
937. You got it.Copy !req
938. Take your positions.Copy !req
939. On your mark, get set...Copy !req
940. Whooaaaahhh!Copy !req
941. Gammas lead as they
head out of the stadium.Copy !req
942. - Operation Grandma up ahead.
- Goody, goody.Copy !req
943. Uh-oh. There's pedestrians
on the course.Copy !req
944. Gawrsh! Sorry, ma'am.Copy !req
945. Wink, wink.Copy !req
946. Operation Hay Bale.Copy !req
947. Isn't that Mickey Mouse over there?Copy !req
948. - Mickey Mouse? Where?
- Oh, no, he's over there.Copy !req
949. Team 99, cruising along.Copy !req
950. - Holy moly, what is this?Copy !req
951. Looks like a little
street skating detour.Copy !req
952. Side by side soul grinds
all the way down the ledge.Copy !req
953. And Team 99
has regained the lead.Copy !req
954. The whip, Tank.Copy !req
955. Seven pin split, gutter boy.Copy !req
956. Team Gamma blows
right by the freshmen.Copy !req
957. The racers are approaching
the bicycle leg.Copy !req
958. Gamma still holding its lead.Copy !req
959. Off with the skates,
and on to the bikes.Copy !req
960. Both teams are blasting through
the rhythm sectionCopy !req
961. with a whole lot of style.Copy !req
962. The freshmen are right on
Team Gamma's tail.Copy !req
963. Look out. Bobby seems to have
sailed off the course.Copy !req
964. What a bummer for Bobby.Copy !req
965. Bobby, you all right?Copy !req
966. Keep going, Max.Copy !req
967. It is really heating up now, folks,Copy !req
968. as both teams are approachingCopy !req
969. the huge quarter pipe
to start the final leg of the event.Copy !req
970. Right away, Team Gamma
starts working the courseCopy !req
971. with Team 99
nipping at their heels.Copy !req
972. - They're moving off the ramp and...
- ... and onto the zipper.Copy !req
973. Ohhh!Copy !req
974. Tank, take him out!Copy !req
975. I will not be ignored.Copy !req
976. Nobody finishes this race but me.Copy !req
977. Maxie!Copy !req
978. It's about staying focused
on your goals.Copy !req
979. What the...? Aaaaahhhh!Copy !req
980. Oh, say it ain't so!Copy !req
981. No!Copy !req
982. I'm a-comin', Maxie!Copy !req
983. It's looking bad and it's not
gonna get prettier, folks.Copy !req
984. Help! Bradley!Copy !req
985. Gammas! Help me!Copy !req
986. Anyone!Copy !req
987. - 9-1-1, baby.Copy !req
988. Tank, talk to me, man.Copy !req
989. Over here, man.Copy !req
990. Dog boy.Copy !req
991. - Am I glad to see you, sweetheart.Copy !req
992. Max, where are you?Copy !req
993. Where are you, Max?Copy !req
994. Maxie? Oww!Copy !req
995. Dad! Help me lift this beam off of Tank.Copy !req
996. Come on.
We're about to be baked Alaska here.Copy !req
997. Ladies and gentlemen,
it looks like it's all over.Copy !req
998. Wait a minute.Copy !req
999. I can't believe my eyes, folks.Copy !req
1000. They are alive!Copy !req
1001. Go for it, Son.Copy !req
1002. That's some kid you got there.Copy !req
1003. You're wrong, Tank.Copy !req
1004. He's not a kid anymore.Copy !req
1005. Team 99 is still in this race.Copy !req
1006. Max is making up the distance,
and takes the lead.Copy !req
1007. Bradley's battling
as they come to the finish.Copy !req
1008. Team 99 wins!Copy !req
1009. Wow, folks. I just can't believe...Copy !req
1010. I can't even finish my sentences.Copy !req
1011. Oh, my. What a day.Copy !req
1012. Congratulations, Son.Copy !req
1013. Ahem.Copy !req
1014. Congratulations, Max.Copy !req
1015. I haven't forgotten our agreement.Copy !req
1016. The bet's off, Bradley.Copy !req
1017. But I think you owe him something.Copy !req
1018. Brad...Copy !req
1019. Hi. It's me.
The guy you let down.Copy !req
1020. Hey, Tank, baby.
Who loves you, baby?Copy !req
1021. You're going down
like a four-cent pair of socks.Copy !req
1022. You and me, baby, all the way.Copy !req
1023. A vacancy at the Gamma House.Copy !req
1024. Taking applications.Copy !req
1025. Okay, let go of me you big, fat jerk!Copy !req
1026. Time to get on the last jet to nowhere.Copy !req
1027. Oh, it doesn't
look good now, folks.Copy !req
1028. It's like I'm in a bad dream
and it just won't quit.Copy !req
1029. That's right, Chuck.Copy !req
1030. Congratulations, Dad.Copy !req
1031. Here.Copy !req
1032. Gawrsh, Son, what's this?Copy !req
1033. Well, you gotta open it to find out.Copy !req
1034. But... this is yours.Copy !req
1035. No, Dad.Copy !req
1036. This is for you.Copy !req
1037. Read the inscription.Copy !req
1038. "I might not be
your little boy anymore,Copy !req
1039. but I'll always be your son."Copy !req
1040. Okay, hugfesters,Copy !req
1041. free eats back at the dorma.Copy !req
1042. Pizza. Double cheese-a.Copy !req
1043. Mm!Copy !req
1044. Scrumptious.Copy !req
1045. Sorry, Son, but I got plans of my own.Copy !req
1046. I'm really gonna miss you, Dad.Copy !req
1047. Sure, it was rough for us at the start,Copy !req
1048. but it turned out to be a cool thing.Copy !req
1049. You, here at college with me.Copy !req
1050. But now it's over, and we'll go on
with our own lives, and...Copy !req
1051. You didn't tell him yet?Copy !req
1052. Didn't tell me what?Copy !req
1053. Well, I wanted to surprise him.Copy !req
1054. Son, guess what?Copy !req
1055. I got me a job right here on campus.Copy !req
1056. But, but you...Copy !req
1057. So, I could be close to you.Copy !req
1058. But I thought that you were...
You told me you...Copy !req
1059. Just kidding.Copy !req
1060. He is so goofy.Copy !req
1061. - What do you say we go for...
- A picnic?Copy !req
1062. Ah-yuck.Copy !req
1063. - Then maybe even a...
- Walk on the beach?Copy !req
1064. I'd love to.Copy !req
1065. You know, somehow I knew you would.Copy !req