1. Our pasta this evening is squid ravioli
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That's not Robinson.
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- It's Paul Allen.
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The boy next door.
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I'm 27 years old.
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80. - Late.
- Aerobics class, sorry. Any messages?
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at the Harvard Club. Anyone else?
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at Flutie's Pier 17.
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- After 6.00.
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- And what should I say?
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88. Just say no?
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- No, no.
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a mineral water, okay?
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101. Don'twearthat outfit again.
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102. What? I didn't hear you.
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103. I said, do notwearthat outfit again.
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the red pouch found here.
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120. And we'll have to get
someone to videotape.
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121. Patrick, we should do it.
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122. - Do what?
- Get married. Have a wedding.
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123. No, I can't take the time offwork.
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124. Yourfather practically owns the company.
You can do anything you like, silly.
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126. You hate that job anyway.
I don't see why you just don't quit.
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130. since I'm positive
we won't have a decent table.
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in an awesome wave.
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133. Patrick, this is my cousin
Vanden and her boyfriend Stash.
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135. - The menu's in Braille.
- I see you've met everyone.
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and Evelyn are having an affair.
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interesting person I know.
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I'm having an affair
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her closest friend.
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the biggest dufus in the business.
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151. Yes, I read that.
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155. Doesn't that affect us, too?
Do you know anything about Sri Lanka?
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156. How, like, the Sikhs are, like,
killing tons of Israelis over there?
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and promote civil rights
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166. while also promoting
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Are you trying to say "bleach-ee"?
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Out of the question.
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these sheets in Santa Fe.
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179. These are very expensive sheets
and I really need them clean.
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in 20 minutes with Ronald Harrison
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cleaned by this afternoon.
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193. Can you talk to these people or something?
I'm not getting anywhere.
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200. Well, boy, listen, I've gotta go.
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203. - I don't know. I'm atwork all the time.
- What about a Saturday?
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- Sure.
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I have a matinée of Les Mis.
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218. Pumpkin, you're dating
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- I can't!
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- Yes, dear.
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252. Thanks, Patrick.
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254. Dorsia, how impressive.
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260. Uh-huh.
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Marcus Halberstram.
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and Oliver Peoples glasses.
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- Really?
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- No can do.
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284. Dorsia on a Friday night?
How'd he swing that?
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290. Look at that.
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- That's bone.
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294. It's very cool, Bateman.
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298. What do you think?
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299. Nice.
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315. Pat Bateman. You want some money?
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- I'm hungry.
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318. Yeah. Cold out, too, isn't it?
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328. - Al.
- Get a goddamn job, Al.
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329. You got a negative attitude.
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- I can tell.
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- What?
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- Merry Christmas.
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- I'm not late.
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- I've been here the entire time.
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Limo's out front.
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- Yes, Cecilia!
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- Thanks.
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one could have for being in this restaurant,
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- J&B straight and a Corona.
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- Double Absolut martini.
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Would you like to hearthe specials?
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of activity, Halberstram.
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- Salon.
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430. They're okay.
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commercially and artistically.
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439. cynical sense of humor.
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440. - Hey, Halberstram.
- Yes, Allen?
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441. Why are there copies of the Style section
all over the place?
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442. Do you have a dog?
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443. A little chow or something?
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444. No, Allen.
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445. Is that a raincoat?
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446. Yes, it is!
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447. In '87, Huey released this,
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448. Fore!, their most accomplished album.
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449. I think their undisputed masterpiece
is Hip to be Square.
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450. The song's so catchy. Most people
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451. But they should because it's not just about
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452. the pleasures of conformity
and the importance oftrends,
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453. it's also a personal statement
about the band itself.
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454. Hey, Paul?
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455. Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now,
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456. you fucking stupid bastard!
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457. You fucking bastard!
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458. 'Cause I can tell
what's going on
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459. It's hip to be square
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460. I like my bands in business suits
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461. I watch them on TV
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462. I'm working out 'most every day
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463. And watching what I eat
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464. They tell me that it's good for me
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466. I know that it's crazy
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467. I know that it's nowhere
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468. There is no denying that
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469. It's hip to be square
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470. He was completely naked
and he was standing
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471. on one of the tables
with everyone watching...
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472. Patrick? Patrick!
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473. Is thatyou?
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474. No, Luis, it's not me. You're mistaken.
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475. This is my very good friend,
Patrick Bateman.
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476. Where are you going?
We're going to Nell's.
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477. Gwendolyn's father is buying it.
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478. Where did you get that overnight bag?
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479. Jean Paul Gaultier.
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480. When I get to Paul Allen's place,
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481. I use the keys I took from his pocket
before disposing of the body.
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482. There is a moment of sheer panic
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483. when I realize that Paul's apartment
overlooks the park
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484. and it's obviously
more expensive than mine.
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485. I calm myself and move into the bedroom,
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486. where I find his suitcase and start to pack.
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487. It's time for Paul to take a little trip.
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488. Where to send the bastard?
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489. Dallas?
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490. Paris? Singapore?
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491. London. I'll send the ass to London.
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492. Hi, this is Paul.
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493. I've been called away
to London for a few days.
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494. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back.
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495. Hasta la vista, baby.
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496. What is it?
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497. Patrick.
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498. Yes, Jean?
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499. There's a Mr. Donald Kimball
here to see you.
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500. Who?
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501. Detective Donald Kimball.
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502. Tell him I'm at lunch.
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503. Patrick, it's only 10:30.
I think he knows you're here.
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504. Send him in, I guess.
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505. Now, John, you've gotta wear clothes
in proportion to your physique.
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506. There are definite dos and don'ts, good
buddy, ofwearing a bold-striped shirt.
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507. A bold-striped shirt calls for solid-colored
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508. or discretely patterned suits and ties.
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509. Yes, always tip the stylist 15%.
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510. Listen, John, I've got to go.
T. Boone Pickensjustwalked in.
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511. Justjoking.
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512. No, don't tip the owner of the salon.
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513. Okay, John. Right. Got it.
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514. Sorry about that.
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515. No, I'm sorry.
I should've made an appointment.
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516. Was that anything important?
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517. Oh, that?
Just mulling over business problems,
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518. examining opportunities,
exchanging rumors,
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519. spreading gossip.
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520. Hi. I'm Donald Kimball.
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521. Hi, Pat Bateman. Nice to meetyou.
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522. Sorry to barge in on you like this.
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523. I know how busy you guys can get.
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524. So, what's the topic of discussion?
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525. I've been hired by Meredith Powell
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526. to investigate the disappearance
of Paul Allen.
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527. I see, yeah. Paul's disappearance, yeah.
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528. So it's nothing that official. I just have
some basic questions about Paul Allen.
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529. - Aboutyourself...
- Coffee?
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530. No, I'm okay.
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531. - Apollinaris?
- No, I'm okay.
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532. - Can you bring Mister...
- Kimball.
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533. Mr. Kimball a bottle...
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534. - No, really, I'm okay.
- It's no problem.
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535. So, what's the topic of discussion?
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536. The disappearance of Paul Allen.
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537. Right.
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538. Well, I haven't...
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539. I haven't heard anything about
the disappearance or anything,
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540. not on Page Six at least.
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541. - I think his familywants this kept quiet.
- Understandable. Lime?
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542. - No, really, I'm okay.
- You sure? I can always getyou a lime.
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543. Just some preliminary questions that I need
for my own files, okay?
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544. Shoot.
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545. - How old are you?
- 27.
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546. - Where did you go to school?
- Harvard.
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547. - Then Harvard Business School.
- Your address?
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548. The American Gardens building,
West 81st Street.
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549. Nice. Very nice.
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550. Thanks.
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551. - What can you tell me about Paul Allen?
- I'm at a loss.
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552. He was part ofthatwhole Yale thing.
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553. - "Yale thing"?
- Yeah, Yale thing.
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554. What do you mean, "Yale thing"?
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555. Well, I think for one that he was
probably a closet homosexual
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556. who did a lot of cocaine.
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557. That Yale thing.
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558. What kind of man was he?
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559. Besides the information
you'vejust given me.
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560. I hope I'm not being cross-examined here.
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561. - Do you feel like that?
- No, not really.
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562. - Where did Paul hang out?
- Hang out?
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563. Yeah, you know, hang out.
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564. Let me think. The Newport.
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565. Harry's. Flutie's.
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566. Indochine. Nell's. The Cornell Club.
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567. - The New York Yacht Club.
- He had a yacht?
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568. No, hejust hung out there.
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569. And where did he go to school?
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570. - Don't you know this?
- I just wanted to know if you know.
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571. Before Yale, if I remember correctly,
Saint Paul's.
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572. Listen, I just... I just want to help.
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573. I understand.
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574. Do you have anywitnesses orfingerprints?
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575. Well, there's a message
on his answering machine
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576. that says he went to London.
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577. - Maybe he did, huh?
- His girlfriend doesn't think so.
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578. - But has anyone seen him in London?
- Actually, yes.
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579. But I've had a hard time
getting actual verification.
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580. A Stephen Hughes said he saw him
at a restaurant there.
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581. But I checked it out, and what happened is
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582. he mistook a HerbertAinsworth
for Paul, so...
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583. Had his apartment been burglarized?
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584. No, actually it hadn't.
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585. Toiletries were missing, a suitwas gone,
so was some luggage, that's it.
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586. I mean, no one's dealing with
the homicide squad yet, or anything, right?
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587. No, notyet. As I said, we're not sure.
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588. Basically, no one's seen or heard anything.
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589. - So typical, isn't it?
- It's just strange.
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590. One day someone's walking around,
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591. going to work, alive, and then...
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592. Nothing.
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593. Peoplejust disappear.
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594. The earth just opens up
and swallows them.
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595. Eerie. Really eerie.
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596. Listen, you'll have to excuse me.
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597. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable
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598. at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
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599. The Four Seasons?
Isn't that a little far uptown?
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600. I mean, aren't you gonna be late?
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601. No, there's one down here.
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602. - Oh, really? I didn't know that.
- It's very good.
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603. Listen, if anything else occurs to you,
any information...
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604. Absolutely. I'm 100% with you.
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605. Great, and thanks foryourtime,
Mr. Bateman.
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606. - Bye-bye.
- Goodbye.
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607. I haven't seen you around here.
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608. You just haven't been looking.
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609. Would you like to see my apartment?
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610. I'm not supposed to.
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611. Do you want to come
to my apartment or not?
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612. I'm not supposed to,
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613. but I can make an exception.
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614. Would you take a credit card?
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615. I'm joking.
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616. Come on, get in.
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617. I'd like a girl, early twenties, blonde,
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618. who does couples. Couples.
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619. And I really can't stress
"blonde" enough. Blonde.
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620. I'm Paul. My name's Paul Allen.
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621. You got that?
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622. You're Christie.
You're to respond only to Christie.
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623. Is that clear?
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624. That's a very fine chardonnay
you're drinking.
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625. I want you to clean your vagina.
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626. No. From behind. Get on your knees.
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627. You have a very nice body.
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628. Thank you. Send her up.
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629. Christie, get out and dry off,
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630. choose a robe,
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631. not the Bijan,
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632. and come and meet me and our guest
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633. in the living room for drinks.
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634. You've arrived! How lovely.
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635. Let me take your coat.
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636. I'm Paul. How good of you to come.
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637. Not quite blonde, are you?
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638. More dirty blonde.
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639. I'm gonna call you Sabrina.
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640. I'm Paul Allen.
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641. So,
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642. don't you want to know what I do?
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643. No.
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644. No, not really.
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645. Well, I work on Wall Street
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646. at Pierce & Pierce.
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647. Have you heard of it?
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648. You have a really nice place here, Paul.
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649. How much did you pay for it?
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650. Well, actually,
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651. that's none of your business, Christie.
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652. But I can assure you,
it certainlywasn't cheap. No.
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653. No smoking. Not in here.
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654. Varda truffle?
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655. I don'twantyou to get drunk, but
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656. that's a very fine chardonnay
you're not drinking.
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657. Do you like Phil Collins?
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658. I've been a big Genesis fan
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659. ever since the release
of their 1980 album, Duke.
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660. Before that,
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661. I really didn't understand any oftheirwork.
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662. Itwas too artsy. Too intellectual.
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663. Itwas on Dukewhere
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664. Phil Collins' presence
became more apparent.
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665. I think Invisible Touch
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666. is the group's undisputed masterpiece.
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667. It's an epic meditation on intangibility.
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668. At the same time, it deepens and enriches
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669. the meaning of the preceding three albums.
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670. Christie, take off the robe.
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671. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing
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672. of Banks, Collins, and Rutherford.
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673. You can practically hear every nuance
of every instrument.
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674. Sabrina, remove your dress.
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675. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship
and sheer songwriting,
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676. this album hits a new peak
of professionalism.
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677. Sabrina, why don't you dance a little?
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678. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion."
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679. In this song, Phil Collins
addresses the problems
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680. of abusive political authority.
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681. In Too Deep is the most moving
pop song of the 1980s,
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682. about monogamy and commitment.
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683. The song is extremely uplifting.
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684. Their lyrics are as positive
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685. and affirmative
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686. as anything I've heard in rock.
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687. Christie, get down on your knees
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688. so Sabrina can see your asshole.
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689. Phil Collins' solo career
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690. seems to be more commercial,
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691. and therefore more satisfying
in a narrowerway.
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692. Especially songs like In The Air Tonight
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693. and Against All Odds.
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694. Sabrina, don't just stare at it. Eat it.
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695. But I also think Phil Collins works best
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696. within the confines of the group
than as a solo artist.
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697. And I stress the word "artist."
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698. This is Sussudio. A great, great song.
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699. A personal favorite.
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700. Look at the camera.
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701. Christie, look at the camera.
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702. Don't touch the watch.
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703. Can we go now?
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704. We're not through yet.
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705. If they have a good personality and they're
not great-looking, then who fucking cares?
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706. Just say, hypothetically, okay,
what ifthey have a good personality?
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707. I know, I know.
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708. There are no girls with good personalities.
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709. A good personality consists of a chick
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710. with a little hard body
who'll satisfy all sexual demands
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711. without being too slutty about things
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712. and who will essentially keep
her dumb fucking mouth shut.
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713. The only girls with good personalities
who are smart,
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714. or maybe funny or halfway intelligent
ortalented,
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715. though God knows what the fuck
that means, are ugly chicks.
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716. Absolutely.
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717. And this is because they have to make up
for how fucking unattractive they are.
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718. You know what Ed Gein said
aboutwomen?
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719. Ed Gein? Maitre d' at Canal Bar?
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720. No. Serial killer. Wisconsin, in the '50s.
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721. What did Ed say?
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722. "When I see a pretty girl
walking down the street,
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723. "I think two things. One part of me wants
to take her out and talk to her,
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724. "be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
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725. And what did the other part of him think?
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726. What her head would look like on a stick.
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727. Hi, guys.
I want to get your opinion on something.
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728. It's my business card.
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729. I decided to get a new one, too.
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730. Oh, that's...
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731. Very nice, Luis.
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732. Thank you.
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733. Listen, what about dinner?
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734. Is that all you ever have to contribute?
"What about fucking dinner?"
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735. Cheer up there, Bateman. What's the matter,
no shiatsu this morning?
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736. Keep touching me like that,
and you'll draw back a stump.
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737. - Hold on there, little buddy.
- Excuse me.
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738. God. Patrick. Why here?
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739. I've seen you looking at me.
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740. I've noticed
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741. your hot body.
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742. Don't be shy.
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743. You can't imagine
how long I've wanted this,
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744. ever since that Christmas party
atArizona 206.
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745. You were wearing
that red-striped paisley Armani tie.
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746. I want you.
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747. I want you, too.
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748. - Patrick.
- What is it?
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749. Where are you going?
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750. I've gotta return some videotapes.
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751. Okay, Monday? The 20th.
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752. Monday? That's...
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753. - Any Paul Allen?
- Reservation, no. No reservation, but...
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754. Kimball. I've been wanting to talk with you.
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755. Come into my office.
Jean, greatjacket. Matsuda?
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756. Do you rememberwhere you were
the night of Paul's disappearance,
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757. which was on the 20th of December?
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758. God.
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759. I guess I was probably
returning videotapes.
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760. I had a date with a girl named Veronica.
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761. - That's notwhat I've got.
- What?
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762. That's not the information I've received.
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763. Well, wait.
What information have you received?
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764. Let me see.
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765. - You were with...
- Well, I could be wrong.
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766. When was the last time
you were with Paul Allen?
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767. We'd gone to a new musical called...
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768. O Africa, Brave Africa.
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769. Itwas a laugh riot. Thatwas about it.
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770. I think we had dinner at Orso's.
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771. No, Petal... No, Orso's.
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772. I hope I've been informative.
Long day. Bit scattered.
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773. I'm a little spent now, too.
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774. But how about lunch in a week or so,
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775. when I've sorted out all this information?
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776. Great. Yes, I'd like that.
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777. And if you could try and pin down
where you were
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778. the night of Paul Allen's disappearance,
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779. itwould make my job a lot easier.
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780. Absolutely. I'm with you on that one.
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781. Huey Lewis and the News.
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782. Great stuff. I just bought it on myway here.
You heard it?
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783. Never.
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784. I mean, I don't really like singers.
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785. - Not a big music fan, huh?
- No, I like music.
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786. Just they're...
Huey's too black-sounding for me.
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787. To each his own.
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788. So, lunch nextweek?
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789. I'll be there.
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790. Will you call me before Easter?
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791. Maybe.
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792. What are you doing tonight?
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793. Dinner at River Café.
Au Bar afterwards, maybe.
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794. That's nice.
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796. You never noticed.
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797. Listen, Patrick,
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798. can we talk?
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799. You look
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800. marvelous.
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801. There's nothing to say.
You're gonna marry Luis.
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802. Isn't that special?
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803. Patrick?
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804. Yes, Courtney?
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805. If I don't see you before Easter,
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807. You, too.
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808. Patrick?
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809. Yeah?
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810. Nothing.
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811. There's this theory now that
if you can catch the AIDS virus
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812. through having sexwith someone,
then you can catch anything.
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813. Alzheimer's, muscular dystrophy,
hemophilia, leukemia,
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814. diabetes, dyslexia.
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815. I'm not sure,
but I don't think dyslexia's a virus.
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816. Who knows? They don't know that.
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817. Prove it.
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818. - Oh, God!
- What?
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819. It's a fucking milligram of sweetener.
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820. I wanna get high off this,
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821. not sprinkle it on my fucking oatmeal.
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822. It's definitelyweak, but I have a feeling
if we do enough of it, we'll be okay.
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823. Can you keep it down?
I'm trying to do drugs!
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824. - Fuck you!
- Calm down. Do it anyway.
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825. That's right. That is, if the faggot
in the next stall thinks it's okay!
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826. - Fuck you!
- Hey, fuck you!
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827. Sorry, dude. The steroids.
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828. Okay, let's do it.
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829. Where did Craig go?
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830. Well, Gorbachev is downstairs.
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831. McDermottwent to sign a peace treaty
between the United States and Russia.
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832. He's the one behind Glasnost.
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833. He said he was in mergers
and acquisitions.
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834. You're not confused, are you?
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835. No, not really.
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836. Gorbachev is not downstairs.
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837. Caron's right. Gorbachev's not downstairs.
He's at Tunnel.
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838. Ask me a question.
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839. So, what do you do?
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840. I'm into
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841. murders and executions, mostly.
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842. - Do you like it?
- Well, it depends. Why?
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843. Well, most guys I know
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844. who work in mergers and acquisitions
really don't like it.
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845. So, where do you work out?
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846. - You think I'm dumb, don't you?
- What?
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847. You think I'm dumb.
You think all models are dumb.
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848. No. I really don't.
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849. That's okay. I don't mind.
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850. There's something sweet about you.
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852. You need any help?
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853. Jean?
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854. Yes, Patrick?
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855. Would you like to
accompany me to dinner?
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856. That is, ifyou're not doing anything.
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857. No. No, I don't have any plans.
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858. Well.
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859. Isn't this a coincidence?
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860. - Listen, where should we go?
- Anywhere you want.
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861. Let's not think aboutwhat I want.
How about anywhere you want?
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862. I don't know, Patrick.
I can't make this decision.
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863. Come on.
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864. Where do you want to go?
Anywhere you want.
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865. Just say it. I can get us in anywhere.
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866. What about
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867. Dorsia?
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868. So,
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869. Dorsia is where Jean wants to go.
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870. I don't know.
No, we'll go whereveryou want to go.
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871. Dorsia is fine.
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872. Dorsia. Yes?
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873. Yeah, can you take two tonight
at, well, let's say 9:00?
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874. - We're totally booked.
- Really? That's great.
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875. - No, I said we are totally booked.
- Two at 9:00? Perfect.
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877. Yeah.
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878. You're
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880. You didn't give a name.
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881. They know me.
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882. Why don't you meet me at my place at 7:00,
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883. for drinks.
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884. And, Jean?
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885. You'll want to change before we go out.
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886. Patrick, it's so elegant.
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887. What a wonderful view.
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888. Jean?
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889. Sorbet?
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890. Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.
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891. Do you want a bite?
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892. I'm on a diet. But thank you.
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893. You don't need to lose anyweight.
You're kidding, right?
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894. You look great. Very fit.
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895. You can always be thinner, look better.
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896. Well, maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner.
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897. I don'twant to ruin yourwillpower.
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898. No, it's all right.
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899. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.
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900. So, listen,
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901. what do you reallywant
to do with your life?
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902. Just briefly. Summarize.
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903. And don't tell me you enjoy
working with children, okay?
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904. Well, I'd like to travel
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905. and maybe go back to school,
but I don't really know.
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906. I'm at a point in my life where there
seems to be so many possibilities.
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907. But I don't know. I'm just so unsure.
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908. Do you have a boyfriend?
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909. No, not really.
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910. Interesting.
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911. Are you seeing anyone? I mean, seriously?
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912. Maybe.
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913. I don't know.
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914. Not really.
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915. Jean,
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916. do you feel fulfilled?
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917. I mean, in your life?
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918. I guess I do. For a long time,
I was too focused on mywork.
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919. But now I've really begun to think
about changing myself.
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920. You know, developing and growing.
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921. Growing.
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922. I'm glad you said that.
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923. Did you know that Ted Bundy's
first dog, a collie,
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924. was named Lassie?
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925. - Had you heard this?
- Who's Ted Bundy?
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926. Forget it.
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927. What's that?
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928. Duct tape. I need it for
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929. taping something.
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930. Patrick?
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931. Have you everwanted to
make someone happy?
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932. What? No! Put it in the carton!
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933. Sorry.
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934. Jean?
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935. What?
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936. Make someone happy.
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937. Have you everwanted to?
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938. I'm looking for...
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939. I guess you could say I just want
to have a meaningful relationship
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940. with someone special.
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941. Patrick. Patrick. I know you're there.
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942. Pick up the phone, you bad boy.
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943. What are you up to tonight?
It's me. Don't try to hide.
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944. I hope you're not out
with some little numberyou picked up,
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945. because you're mine, Mr. Bateman.
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946. My boy next door.
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947. Anyway, you never called me,
and you said you would.
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948. And I'll leave a message
for Jean about this, too, to remind you,
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949. but we're having dinner
with Melania and Taylor.
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950. You know Melania.
She went to Sweet Briar.
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951. And we're meeting at the Cornell Club,
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952. so I'll call you tomorrow morning, honey.
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953. Oh. Sorry. I know you hate that.
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954. Bye, Patrick. Bye, Mr. Big-time CEO.
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955. Bye-bye.
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956. Was that Evelyn?
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957. Are you still seeing her?
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958. I'm sorry. I have no right to ask that.
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959. Do you want me to go?
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960. Yeah.
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961. I don't think I can control myself.
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962. I know. I should go.
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963. I know I have a tendency to
get involved with unavailable men.
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964. I mean,
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965. do you want me to go?
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966. I think if you stay,
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967. something bad will happen.
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968. I think I might hurt you.
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969. You don'twant to get hurt, do you?
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970. No. No, I guess not.
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971. I don'twant to get bruised.
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972. You're right. I should go.
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973. Oh. Don't forgetyou have
a lunch date tomorrow
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974. with Donald Kimball
at Smith and Wollensky.
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975. Thanks.
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976. It slipped my mind completely.
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977. So,
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978. the night he disappeared,
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979. any new thoughts aboutwhatyou did?
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980. Not sure. I had a shower
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981. and some sorbet.
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982. I think you're getting your dates mixed up.
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983. Well, where do you place Paul that night?
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984. According to his date book,
and this was verified by his secretary,
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985. he had dinnerwith Marcus Halberstram.
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986. - And?
- I questioned him.
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987. Marcus.
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988. Yes, and he denies it.
Though, at first, he couldn't be sure.
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989. - But he denied it?
- Yes.
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990. Well, does Marcus have an alibi?
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991. Yes.
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992. - He does? You're sure?
- I've checked it out. It's clean.
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993. Now, where were you?
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994. Where was Marcus?
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995. He wasn'twith Paul Allen.
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996. Who was he with?
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997. He was atAtlantis
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998. with Craig McDermott, Frederick Dibble,
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999. Harry Newman, George Butner,
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1000. and you.
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1001. Oh, right, yeah. Of course.
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1002. He had wanted Paul Allen to come,
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1003. but he had made plans,
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1004. and I guess I had dinner
with Victoria the following night.
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1005. Personally, I think the guy
went a little nutso,
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1006. split town for a while.
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1007. Maybe he did go to London,
sightseeing, drinking, whatever.
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1008. Anyway, I'm pretty sure
he'll turn up sooner or later.
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1009. I mean, to think that one
of his friends killed him
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1010. for no reason whatsoever
would be too ridiculous.
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1011. Isn't that right, Patrick?
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1012. Christie. Christie!
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1013. I'm not so sure about this.
I had to go to Emergency after last time.
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1014. This won't be anything like last time.
I promise.
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1015. I don't think so.
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1016. Just come in the limo
and talk to me for a minute.
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1017. The driver's here. You're safe.
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1018. Nothing like last time. I promise.
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1019. All right.
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1020. So, you're looking great. How've you been?
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1021. Well, I actually might need
a little surgery after last time.
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1022. - Really?
- My friend told me I should get a lawyer.
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1023. Lawyers are so complicated.
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1024. Don't do that.
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1025. Here's a check.
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1026. Uh-uh.
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1027. Half now, half later.
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1028. Okay. Your name's Christie.
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1029. We're meeting a friend of mine, Elizabeth.
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1030. She'll bejoining us
in my new apartment shortly.
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1031. You'll like her. She's a very nice girl.
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1032. You look really familiar.
Did you go to Dalton?
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1033. I think I metyou at the Surf Bar, didn't I?
With Spicey?
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1034. Maybe notwith Spicey, but definitely
at Surf Bar. You know, Surf Bar?
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1035. Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now. It's terrible.
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1036. Went to a birthday party there
for Malcolm Forbes. Oh, my God, please.
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1037. This is nicerthan your other apartment.
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1038. Well, it's not that nice.
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1039. Where did you two meet?
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1040. Oh, God. We met at...
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1041. Oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby
in '85 or '86.
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1042. You were hanging out
with that bimbo Allison Poole.
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1043. Hot number.
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1044. What do you mean? She was a hot number.
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1045. If you had a platinum card,
she'd give you a blow job.
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1046. This girl worked at a tanning salon.
Need I say more?
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1047. What do you do?
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1048. She's my
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1049. cousin.
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1050. She's from
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1051. France.
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1052. Where's your phone? I've gotta call Harley.
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1053. Where do you summer? Southampton?
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1054. No.
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1055. - Oh, God. It's his machine.
- Elizabeth, it's 3.00 in the morning.
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1056. He's a goddamn drug dealer.
These are his peak hours.
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1057. - Don't tell him you're here.
- Whywould I?
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1058. This tastes weird.
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1059. Harley, it's me. I need your services.
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1060. Translate that howeveryou want.
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1061. I'm at...
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1062. - You're at Paul Allen's.
- Who?
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1063. - Paul Allen.
- I want the number, idiot.
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1064. Anyway, I'm at Paul Normand's,
and I'll try you again later.
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1065. If I don't see you at Canal Bartomorrow
night, I'm gonna sic my hairdresser on you.
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1066. Did you know that guywho disappeared?
Didn't he work at Pierce & Pierce?
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1067. - Was he a friend ofyours?
- No.
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1068. Do you have any coke? Or Halcion?
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1069. Oh, I would take a Halcion.
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1070. Listen.
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1071. I would just like to see
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1072. the two of you get it on.
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1073. What's wrong with that?
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1074. It's totally disease-free.
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1075. - Patrick, you're a lunatic.
- Come on.
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1076. Don't you find Christie attractive?
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1077. Let's not get lewd.
I'm in no mood for a lewd conversation.
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1078. Come on.
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1079. I think it'd be a turn-on.
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1080. Does he do this all the time?
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1081. Christie, you're not drinking yourwine.
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1082. You're telling me
you've never gotten it on with a girl?
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1083. No. I'm not a lesbian.
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1084. Whywould you think I would be into that?
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1085. Well, you went to Sarah Lawrence,
for one thing.
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1086. Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick.
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1087. You're making me feel weird.
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1088. Did you know
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1089. that Whitney Houston's debut LP,
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1090. called simply Whitney Houston,
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1091. had four number-one singles on it?
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1092. Did you know that, Christie?
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1093. You actually listen to Whitney Houston?
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1094. You own a Whitney Houston CD?
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1095. More than one?
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1096. It's hard to choose a favorite
among so many great tracks,
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1097. butThe Greatest Love of All
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1098. is one of the best,
most powerful songs everwritten
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1099. about self-preservation, dignity.
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1100. Its universal message
crosses all boundaries
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1102. that it's not too late to better ourselves.
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1103. Since, Elizabeth,
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1104. it's impossible in this world we live in
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1105. to empathize with others,
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1106. we can always empathize with ourselves.
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1107. It's an important message.
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1108. Crucial, really.
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1109. And it's beautifully stated on the album.
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1110. Not the face, you bitch!
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1111. Not the fucking face,
you piece of bitch trash!
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1112. I want a firm commitment.
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1113. I think, Evelyn,
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1114. thatwe've lost touch.
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1115. Why? What's wrong?
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1116. My need to engage in homicidal behavior
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1117. on a massive scale cannot be corrected,
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1118. but I have no otherway to fulfill my needs.
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1119. - We need to talk.
- Talk aboutwhat, Patrick?
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1120. It's over, Evelyn.
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1121. It's all over.
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1122. Touchy, touchy.
I'm sorry I brought up the wedding.
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1123. Let's just avoid the issue, all right?
Now, are we having coffee?
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1124. I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over. Us.
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1125. This is nojoke.
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1126. I don't think we should
see each other anymore.
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1127. Butyourfriends are my friends,
and my friends are yourfriends.
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1128. I really don't think itwould work.
You have a little something...
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1129. I know thatyourfriends are my friends,
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1130. and I've thought about that.
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1131. You can have them.
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1132. - You're really serious, aren't you?
- Yes, I am.
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1133. What about the past? Our past?
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1134. We never really shared one.
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1135. - You're inhuman.
- No.
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1136. I'm in touch with humanity.
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1137. Evelyn, I'm sorry.
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1138. I just...
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1139. You're not terribly important to me.
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1140. Oh, no!
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1141. No! No!
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1142. I know my behavior
can be erratic sometimes.
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1143. What do you want me to do?
What is it thatyou want?
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1144. If you reallywant to do something for me,
then stop making this scene right now.
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1145. - Oh, God, I can't believe this.
- I'm leaving.
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1146. I've assessed the situation, and I'm going.
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1147. - Where are you going?
- Just leaving.
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1148. Butwhere?
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1149. I have to return some videotapes.
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1150. Here, kitty, kitty.
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1151. Oh, my God. What are you doing?
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1152. Stop that.
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1153. Drop the weapon! Drop it now!
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1154. Get on the ground! Put...
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1155. Burning the midnight oil, Mr. Smith?
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1156. Hey, now don't forget to sign in.
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1157. Hi.
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1158. Harold, it's Bateman. Patrick Bateman.
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1159. You're my lawyer, so I think
you should know, I've killed a lot of people.
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1160. Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,
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1161. some homeless people, maybe five orten,
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1162. an NYU girl I met in Central Park,
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1163. I left her in a parking lot
behind some doughnut shop.
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1164. I killed Bethany,
my old girlfriend, with a nail gun,
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1165. and some man...
Some old faggotwith a dog.
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1166. Lastweek, I... I killed another girl
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1167. with a chain saw.
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1168. I had to. She almost got away.
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1169. Someone else there. I can't remember.
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1170. Maybe a model. But she's dead, too.
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1171. And Paul Allen.
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1172. I killed Paul Allen with an ax in the face.
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1173. His body is dissolving
in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.
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1174. I don'twant to leave anything out here.
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1175. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people,
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1176. maybe 40.
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1177. I have tapes of a lot of it.
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1178. Some of the girls have seen the tapes.
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1179. I even...
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1180. I ate some of their brains.
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1181. And I tried to cook a little.
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1182. Tonight, I...
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1183. I just had to kill a lot of people,
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1184. and
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1185. I'm not sure
I'm gonna get awaywith it this time.
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1186. So I mean...
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1187. I guess
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1188. I'm a pretty...
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1189. I mean, I guess I'm a pretty sick guy.
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1190. So,
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1191. if you get back tomorrow,
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1192. I may show up at Harry's Bar.
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1193. So, you know.
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1194. Keep your eyes open.
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1195. Are you my 2:00?
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1196. No.
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1197. Can I help you?
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1198. I'm looking for Paul Allen's place.
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1199. Doesn't he live here?
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1200. No, he doesn't.
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1201. You sure?
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1202. You saw the ad in the Times?
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1203. No. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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1204. - In the Times.
- There was no ad in the Times.
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1205. I think you should go now.
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1206. But I think...
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1207. I want to know what happened here.
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1208. Don't make any trouble, please.
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1209. I suggestyou go.
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1210. Don't come back.
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1211. I won't.
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1212. Don'tworry.
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1213. Patrick Bateman's office.
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1214. - Jean? I need help.
- Patrick, is thatyou?
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1215. Jean, I'm not...
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1216. Craig McDermott called.
He wants to meetyou,
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1217. David Van Patten, and Tim Bryce
at Harry's for drinks.
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1218. Oh, God.
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1219. What did you say, you dumb bitch?
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1220. - Patrick, I can't hear you.
- What am I doing?
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1221. Where are you, Patrick? What's wrong?
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1222. I don't think I'm gonna make it, Jean,
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1223. to the office this afternoon.
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1224. Why?
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1225. Just say no!
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1226. What is it, Patrick? Are you all right?
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1227. Stop sounding so fucking sad!
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1228. Jesus!
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1229. Table forthree.
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1230. Bateman, you look a little wild-eyed.
Rough day at the office?
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1231. Look, Bryce is back,
and he's drinking mineral water.
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1232. He's a changed man, except he still
can't get a reservation to save his life.
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1233. Why don't you just try 150 Wooster?
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1234. I'm not going anywhere
unless we have a reservation.
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1235. Le Cirque, Flamingo East, Oyster Bar.
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1236. Come on, faggots, let's get a res.
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1237. Keep your shirt on.
Maybe lose the suspenders.
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1238. Need a reservation for 8:30.
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1239. Excuse me, gentlemen. Right back.
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1240. 00 would not be any good, no.
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1241. Just fucking call them.
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1242. - Give me the phone. I'll do it.
- I'll call you back.
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1243. Face it. The Japanese will own most
of this country by the end of the '90s.
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1244. Shut up, Carnes. Theywill not.
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1245. So, Harold, did you get my message?
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1246. Jesus, yes! Thatwas hilarious.
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1247. - Thatwas you, wasn't it?
- Yeah, naturally.
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1248. Bateman killing Allen and the escort girls.
That's fabulous.
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1249. - That's rich.
- What exactly do you mean?
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1250. The message you left.
By the way, Davis, how's Cynthia?
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1251. - You're still seeing her, right?
- Wait, Harold. What do you mean?
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1252. Excuse me. Nothing. It's good to see you.
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1253. Is that Edward Towers?
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1254. Wait.
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1255. Davis.
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1256. I'm not one to bad-mouth anyone.
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1257. Yourjoke was amusing, but come on, man.
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1258. You had one fatal flaw.
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1259. Bateman is such a dork.
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1260. Such a boring, spineless lightweight.
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1261. Now if you said Bryce or McDermott...
Otherwise, itwas amusing.
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1262. Now ifyou'll excuse me,
I really must be going.
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1263. Wait.
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1264. Stop.
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1265. I did it, Carnes.
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1266. I killed him.
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1267. I'm Patrick Bateman.
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1268. I chopped Allen's fucking head off.
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1269. The whole message
I left on your machine was true.
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1270. Excuse me. I really must be going now.
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1271. No, listen.
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1272. Don't you knowwho I am?
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1273. I'm not Davis. I'm Patrick Bateman.
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1274. We talk on the phone all the time.
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1275. Don't you recognize me?
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1276. You're my lawyer.
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1277. Now, Carnes,
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1278. listen.
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1279. Listen very, very carefully.
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1280. I killed Paul Allen,
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1281. and I liked it.
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1282. I can't make myself any clearer.
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1283. But that's simply not possible.
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1284. And I don't find this funny anymore.
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1285. It neverwas supposed to be.
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1286. - Why isn't it possible?
- It's just not.
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1287. Why not, you stupid bastard?
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1288. Because I had dinnerwith Paul Allen
twice in London, just 10 days ago.
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1289. No, you
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1290. didn't.
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1291. Now, ifyou'll excuse me.
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1292. We've seen the results of that mistrust
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1293. in the form of lies, divisions, and mistakes.
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1294. We need to find a way to cooperate
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1295. while realizing foreign policy
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1296. can't be run by committee.
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1297. And I believe there's now
the growing sense
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1298. that we can accomplish more
by cooperating.
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1299. And, in the end, this may be
the eventual blessing in disguise
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1300. to come out of the Iran-Contra mess.
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1301. How can he lie like that?
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1302. - How can he pull that shit?
- What shit?
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1303. Nowwhere do we have reservations at?
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1304. I'm not really hungry, but I'd like
to have reservations someplace.
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1305. How can you be so fucking...
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1306. I don't know... Cool about it?
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1307. Some guys are just born cool, I guess.
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1308. Bateman?
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1309. What are you so fucking zany about?
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1310. I'm just a happy camper.
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1311. Rockin' and a-rollin'!
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1312. Oh, brother! Look.
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1313. He presents himself
as this harmless old codger,
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1314. but inside...
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1315. But inside...
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1316. But inside doesn't matter.
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1317. Inside? Yes? Inside? Believe it or not,
Bryce, we're actually listening to you.
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1318. Come on, Bateman, what do you think?
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1319. Whatever.
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1320. Whose moronic idea was it
to order dry beers?
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1321. I need a scotch.
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1322. When I named him to
the U.S. Court of Appeals,
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1323. the American Bar Association...
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1324. There are no more barriers to cross.
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1325. All I have in common
with the uncontrollable
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1326. and the insane, the vicious and the evil,
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1327. all the mayhem I have caused
and my utter indifference toward it,
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1328. I have now surpassed.
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1329. My pain is constant and sharp,
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1330. and I do not hope
for a betterworld for anyone.
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1331. In fact, I want my pain
to be inflicted on others.
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1332. I want no one to escape.
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1333. But even after admitting this,
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1334. there is no catharsis.
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1335. My punishment continues to elude me,
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1336. and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself.
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1337. No new knowledge can be
extracted from my telling.
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1338. This confession has meant nothing.
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