1. rare roasted partridge breast
in raspberry coulis
with a sorrel timbale.Copy !req
2. and grilled
free-range rabbit
with herbed french fries.Copy !req
3. Our pasta tonight is
a squid ravioli
in a lemon grass broth.Copy !req
4. God, I hate this place.
It's a chick's restaurant.
Why aren't we at Dorsia?Copy !req
5. Because Bateman won't give
the maitre d' head.Copy !req
6. Is that Reed Robinson
over there?Copy !req
7. - Are you freebasing or what?
That's not Robinson.
- Well, who is it then?Copy !req
8. - It's Paul Allen.
- That's not Paul Allen.Copy !req
9. Paul Allen's
on the other side
of the room over there.Copy !req
10. Who's he with?
Some weasel from Kicker Peabody.Copy !req
11. They don't have a good bathroom
to do coke in.Copy !req
12. Are you sure
that's Paul Allen over there?
Yes, McDufus, I am.Copy !req
13. - He's handling
the Fisher account.
- Lucky bastard.Copy !req
14. - Lucky Jew bastard.
- Jesus, McDermott, what does
that have to do with anything?Copy !req
15. I've seen that bastard
sitting in his office...Copy !req
16. talking on the phone
to the C.E.O.s,
spinnin' a fuckin' menorah.Copy !req
17. Not a menorah.
You spin a dreidel.Copy !req
18. Oh, my God, Bateman.Copy !req
19. Do you want me to fry you up
some fucking potato pancakes?
Some latkes?Copy !req
20. No, just... cool it with
the anti-Semitic remarks.Copy !req
21. Oh, I forgot.
Bateman's dating someone
from the A.C.L.U.Copy !req
22. He's the voice of reason.
The boy next door.Copy !req
23. Speaking of reasonable...
Only $570.Copy !req
24. That's not bad.Copy !req
25. A little something
for the purse.Copy !req
26. Give her the 50.Copy !req
27. Stoli on the rocks.Copy !req
28. These aren't good anymore.
It's a cash bar.Copy !req
29. That'll be $25.Copy !req
30. You're a fucking ugly bitch.Copy !req
31. I wanna stab you to death...Copy !req
32. and play around
with your blood.Copy !req
33. What can I get
for you two?Copy !req
34. I live in the
American Gardens building...Copy !req
35. on West 81st Street
on the 11th floor.Copy !req
36. My name is Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
37. I'm 27 years old.Copy !req
38. I believe in
taking care of myself,Copy !req
39. in a balanced diet,
in a rigorous exercise routine.Copy !req
40. In the morning,
if my face is a little puffy,Copy !req
41. I'll put on an ice pack
while doing my stomach crunches.Copy !req
42. I can do a thousand now.Copy !req
43. After I remove the ice pack,
I use a deep pore
cleanser lotion.Copy !req
44. In the shower, I use
a water-activated gel cleanser.Copy !req
45. Then
a honey-almond body scrub.Copy !req
46. And on the face,
an exfoliating gel scrub.Copy !req
47. Then I apply
an herb mint facial masque,Copy !req
48. which I leave on for ten minutes
while I prepare the rest
of my routine.Copy !req
49. I always use
an aftershave lotion
with little or no alcohol,Copy !req
50. because alcohol
dries your face out
and makes you look older.Copy !req
51. Then moisturizer,Copy !req
52. then an anti-aging eye balm,Copy !req
53. followed by a final
moisturizing protective lotion.Copy !req
54. There is an idea
of a Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
55. Some kind of abstraction,
but there is no real me.Copy !req
56. Only an entity...
something illusory.Copy !req
57. And though I can hide
my cold gaze...Copy !req
58. and you can shake my hand
and feel flesh
gripping yours...Copy !req
59. and maybe you can even sense
our lifestyles
are probably comparable,Copy !req
60. I simply am not there.Copy !req
61. Good morning.Copy !req
62. Good morning, Hamilton.
Nice tan.Copy !req
63. Late.
Aerobics class. Sorry.
Any messages?Copy !req
64. Ricky Harrison has to cancel.
He didn't say what
he was cancelling or why.Copy !req
65. I occasionally box with Ricky
at the Harvard Club.
Anyone else?Copy !req
66. Spencer wants to meet
for drinks at Fluties, Pier 17.
When?Copy !req
67. After 6:00.
And what should I say?
Negative. Cancel it.Copy !req
68. Just say "no."
Just say "no"?Copy !req
69. Okay, Jean.Copy !req
70. I need reservations for three
at Camols at 12:30,Copy !req
71. and if not there
try Crayons.Copy !req
72. All right?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
73. Oh, wait. And I need
reservations for two at Arcadia
at 8:00 on Thursday.Copy !req
74. Something romantic?Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. Silly. Forget it.
I'll make them.Copy !req
77. No, I'll do it.
No, no.Copy !req
78. Be a doll and just get me
a mineral water, okay?
You look nice today.Copy !req
79. Don't wear that outfit again.Copy !req
80. What? I didn't hear you.Copy !req
81. I said, do not wear
that outfit again.Copy !req
82. Wear a dress, a skirt
or something.
You don't like this, I take it.Copy !req
83. Come on.
You're prettier than that.Copy !req
84. - Thanks, Patrick.
- I'm not here.Copy !req
85. And high heels.
I like high heels.Copy !req
86. Feathered friends for 600.Copy !req
87. During courtship,
the male frigate bird...Copy !req
88. inflates to enormous size
the red pouch found here.Copy !req
89. And I want
hundreds of thousands of roses.Copy !req
90. And lots of
chocolate truffles,Copy !req
91. Godiva, and oysters
in the half shell.Copy !req
92. I'm trying to listen to
the new Robert Palmer tape,Copy !req
93. but Evelyn,
my supposed fianc?
keeps buzzing in my ear.Copy !req
94. Annie Leibovitz.
We'll get Annie Leibovitz.Copy !req
95. And we'll have to get
someone to videotape.Copy !req
96. Patrick,
we should do it.Copy !req
97. Do what?
Get married.
Have a wedding.Copy !req
98. No. I can't take
the time off work.Copy !req
99. Your father practically owns
the company. You can do
anything you like, silly.Copy !req
100. - I don't want to talk about it.
- I hate that job anyway.Copy !req
101. I don't see why
you just don't quit.Copy !req
102. Because I want to fit in.Copy !req
103. Williams party.Copy !req
104. I'm on the verge of tears
by the time we arrive at Espace,Copy !req
105. since I'm positive
we won't have a decent table.Copy !req
106. But we do,
and relief washes over me
in an awesome wave.Copy !req
107. Patrick,
this is my cousin Vanden
and her boyfriend Stash.Copy !req
108. They're both artists.
The menu's in braille.Copy !req
109. I see you've met everyone.
You look awful.Copy !req
110. Okay. All right.Copy !req
111. I'm fairly certain that...Copy !req
112. Timothy Bryce and Evelyn
are having an affair.Copy !req
113. Timothy is the only
interesting person I know.Copy !req
114. I'm almost
completely indifferent
as to whether Evelyn knows...Copy !req
115. I'm having an affair
with Courtney Rawlinson,
her closest friend.Copy !req
116. Courtney is almost
perfect looking.Copy !req
117. She's usually operating on
one or more psychiatric drugs.Copy !req
118. Tonight, I believe,
it's Xanax.
Mmm. Oh.Copy !req
119. More disturbing than her
drug use, though, is the fact
that she's engaged...Copy !req
120. to Luis Carruthers,
the biggest doofus
in the business.Copy !req
121. Tell me, Stash.Copy !req
122. Do you think Soho
is becoming too...
commercial?Copy !req
123. - Yes. I read that.
- Oh, who gives a rat's ass?Copy !req
124. Hey, that affects us.Copy !req
125. Well, what about the massacres
in Sri Lanka, honey?
Doesn't that affect us too?Copy !req
126. Do you know anything about
Sri Lanka?Copy !req
127. How, like, the Sikhs are killing
tons of Israelis over there?Copy !req
128. Come on, Bryce.Copy !req
129. There are a lot more
important problems
than Sri Lanka to worry about.Copy !req
130. - Like what?
- Well, we have to
end apartheid, for one,Copy !req
131. slow down the nuclear arms race,
stop terrorism and world hunger.Copy !req
132. We have to provide
food and shelter
for the homeless...Copy !req
133. and oppose racial discrimination
and promote civil rights,Copy !req
134. while also promoting
equal rights for women.Copy !req
135. We have to encourage
a return...Copy !req
136. to traditional moral values.Copy !req
137. Most importantly,Copy !req
138. we have to promote
general social concern...Copy !req
139. and less materialism
in young people.Copy !req
140. Patrick,
how thought provoking.Copy !req
141. Hello.Copy !req
142. Hello.Copy !req
143. Bleaching? Are you
trying to say "bleaching"?Copy !req
144. Oh, my God.
Two things.Copy !req
145. You can't bleach a Cerruti.
Out of the question.Copy !req
146. I can only get
these sheets in Santa Fe.Copy !req
147. These are very expensive sheets,
and I really need them cleaned.Copy !req
148. Lady, if you don't shut
your fucking mouth,
I will kill you.Copy !req
149. Now, listen.Copy !req
150. I have a lunch meeting
at Hubert's in 20 minutes
with Ronald Harrison.Copy !req
151. I need those sheets
cleaned by this afternoon.Copy !req
152. Listen, I can't understand you!
This is crazy!
You're a fool.Copy !req
153. I can't cope with this
stupid "bitchee"!Copy !req
154. Understand?
Christ.
Patrick?Copy !req
155. Hi, Patrick.Copy !req
156. I thought that was you.
Hello.
This is...Copy !req
157. Isn't it ridiculous,
coming all the way up here?
They really are the best.Copy !req
158. Then why can't they
get these stains out?Copy !req
159. I mean, can you talk
to these people or something?
I'm not getting anywhere.Copy !req
160. - Oh, what are those?
- Well, it's...Copy !req
161. - Cranberry juice.
Cranapple.
- Really?Copy !req
162. Listen, if you
could talk to them,
I would really appreciate it.Copy !req
163. I'm really late.
I have a lunch appointment
at Hubert's in 15 minutes.Copy !req
164. Hubert's?
That moved uptown, right?
Oh, boy.Copy !req
165. Listen, I've gotta go.
Thank you, Victoria.Copy !req
166. Maybe we could do lunch
one day next week.Copy !req
167. I'm downtown quite often.
What about a Saturday?
I'm at work all the time.Copy !req
168. Next Saturday?
Can't, I'm afraid.
Sure.Copy !req
169. At a matinee of Les Mis.
Listen, I really gotta go.Copy !req
170. Oh, Christ.
I'll call you.
Okay. Do.Copy !req
171. Listen, you're dating Lewis,
he's in Arizona.Copy !req
172. You're fucking me,
and we haven't made plans.Copy !req
173. What could you possibly
be up to tonight?Copy !req
174. Stop it. I'm...
On a lot of lithium?Copy !req
175. Waiting for Luis to call me.
He said he'd call tonight.Copy !req
176. Pumpkin? Pumpkin,
you're dating an asshole.Copy !req
177. Mm-hmm.
Pumpkin, you're dating the
biggest dickweed in New York.Copy !req
178. Pumpkin, you're dating
a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.Copy !req
179. Patrick, stop calling me
pumpkin, okay?Copy !req
180. I have to go.
Courtney?Copy !req
181. Hmm?
Dinner.Copy !req
182. I can't.
I'm thinking Dorsia.Copy !req
183. Dorsia's nice.
Wear something fabulous.Copy !req
184. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
185. Dorsia.Copy !req
186. Um, yes, I know
it's a little late,Copy !req
187. but is it possible
to reserve a table for two
at 8:00 or 8:30, perhaps?Copy !req
188. a facial at Elizabeth Arden,
which was really relaxing.Copy !req
189. And then,
to the Pottery Barn,Copy !req
190. where I got this little...Copy !req
191. silver muffin dish.
Is that Donald Trump's car?Copy !req
192. God, Patrick.
Shut up.Copy !req
193. You know, Courtney, you should
take some more lithium
or have a Diet Coke.Copy !req
194. Some caffeine might get you
out of this slump.Copy !req
195. I just want a child.Copy !req
196. Just two...Copy !req
197. perfect...Copy !req
198. children.Copy !req
199. Are we here?
Yeah.Copy !req
200. This is Dorsia?
Yes, dear.Copy !req
201. Courtney, you're gonna have
the peanut butter soup...Copy !req
202. with smoked duck
and mashed squash.Copy !req
203. New York Matinee called it
"a playful but
mysterious little dish."Copy !req
204. You'll love it.
And then the red snapper
with violets and pine nuts.Copy !req
205. I think that'll
follow nicely.Copy !req
206. Mmm.
Thanks, Patrick.Copy !req
207. Patrick, thanks so much
for looking after Courtney.Copy !req
208. Dorsia.
How impressive.Copy !req
209. How on Earth did you get
a reservation there?Copy !req
210. Lucky, I guess.Copy !req
211. That's a wonderful suit.Copy !req
212. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Let me guess.Copy !req
213. Mmm, Valentino Couture?Copy !req
214. Uh-huh.
Hmm.Copy !req
215. It looks so soft.
Your compliment
was sufficient, Luis.Copy !req
216. Hello, Halberstram.
Nice tie.
How the hell are you?Copy !req
217. Allen has mistaken me for this
dickhead, Marcus Halberstram.Copy !req
218. It seems logical because
Marcus also works at P&P,Copy !req
219. and in fact does
the same exact thing I do.Copy !req
220. He also has a penchant
for Valentino suits
and Oliver Peoples glasses.Copy !req
221. Marcus and I
even go to the same barber,Copy !req
222. although I have
a slightly better haircut.Copy !req
223. - How's the Ransom account
going, Marcus?
- It's, uh, all right.Copy !req
224. Really? That's interesting.
It's not, uh, not great.Copy !req
225. - Oh, well, you know.
- So, how's Cecilia?Copy !req
226. - She's a great girl.
- Oh, yeah. I'm very lucky.Copy !req
227. - Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Allen, congratulations
on the Fisher account.Copy !req
228. - Thank you, Baxter.
- Listen, Paul. Squash.Copy !req
229. Call me.
How about Friday?Copy !req
230. No can do.
I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia.Copy !req
231. Great sea urchin ceviche.Copy !req
232. Dorsia on Friday night?
How'd he swing that?Copy !req
233. I think he's lying.Copy !req
234. - Is that a gram?
- New card.Copy !req
235. What do you think?Copy !req
236. Whoa-ho.
Very nice.Copy !req
237. Look at that.
Picked them up from
the printer's yesterday.Copy !req
238. Good coloring.
That's bone.Copy !req
239. And the lettering is something
called Silian Rail.Copy !req
240. It's very cool, Bateman,
but that's nothing.
Look at this.Copy !req
241. That is really nice.Copy !req
242. Eggshell with Romalian type.
What do you think?Copy !req
243. Nice.Copy !req
244. Jesus. That is really super.
How'd a nitwit like you
get so tasteful?Copy !req
245. I can't believe that Bryce...Copy !req
246. prefers Van Patten's card
to mine.Copy !req
247. But wait.
You ain't seen nothin' yet.Copy !req
248. Raised lettering,
pale nimbus... white.Copy !req
249. Impressive.
Very nice.Copy !req
250. Hmm.Copy !req
251. Let's see Paul Allen's card.Copy !req
252. Look at that subtle
off-white coloring.Copy !req
253. The tasteful thickness of it.Copy !req
254. Oh, my God.
It even has a watermark.Copy !req
255. Is something wrong,
Patrick?Copy !req
256. You're sweating.Copy !req
257. Hello. Pat Bateman.Copy !req
258. You want some, uh, money?Copy !req
259. Some food?Copy !req
260. - Is this what you need?
- I'm-I'm hungry.Copy !req
261. Yeah.
Cold out too, isn't it?Copy !req
262. Why don't you get a job?
If you're so hungry,
why don't you get a job?Copy !req
263. I lost my job.Copy !req
264. Why? You drinking?Copy !req
265. Is that why you lost it?
Insider trading?Copy !req
266. Just joking.Copy !req
267. Listen, what's your name?
Al.Copy !req
268. Hmm? Speak up.
Come on.
Al.Copy !req
269. Get a goddamn job, Al.Copy !req
270. You got a negative attitude.
That's what's stopping you.Copy !req
271. You gotta get your act together.
I'll help you.Copy !req
272. You are so kind, mister.
You're a kind...
You're a kind man.Copy !req
273. It's okay.
I can tell.Copy !req
274. Please, you gotta tell me
what to do.
You gotta help me.Copy !req
275. I'm so cold,
I'm hungry.Copy !req
276. You know how bad you smell?Copy !req
277. You reek of shit.
Do you know that?Copy !req
278. Al.Copy !req
279. I'm sorry.
It's just that...Copy !req
280. I don't know.Copy !req
281. I don't have anything
in common with you.Copy !req
282. Oh.
Oh, thank you, mister.
Thank you.Copy !req
283. I'm cold out here.Copy !req
284. You know what
a fucking loser you are?
What?Copy !req
285. What beautiful skin you have,
Mr. Bateman.Copy !req
286. So fine,
so smooth.Copy !req
287. I have all the characteristics
of a human being...Copy !req
288. flesh, blood, skin, hair...Copy !req
289. but not a single, clear,
identifiable emotion,Copy !req
290. except for greed and disgust.Copy !req
291. Something horrible
is happening inside of me,Copy !req
292. and I don't know why.Copy !req
293. My nightly blood lust
has overflowed into my days.Copy !req
294. I feel lethal,
on the verge of frenzy.Copy !req
295. I think my mask of sanity
is about to slip.Copy !req
296. Hey, McCloy,
what do you say?Copy !req
297. Hey, Hamilton.
Have a holly, jolly Christmas.Copy !req
298. Is Allen still handling
the Fisher account?
Of course. Who else?Copy !req
299. Mistletoe alert.
Merry Xmas, Patrick.Copy !req
300. Merry Xmas, Harry.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
301. You're late, honey.
Oh, yes, you are.
I'm not late.Copy !req
302. I've been here the entire time.
You just didn't see me.Copy !req
303. Say hello to Snowball.
Snowball says,
"Merry Christmas, Patrick."Copy !req
304. What is it?
It's a little baby
piggly-wiggly, isn't it?Copy !req
305. It's a Vietnamese
potbellied pig.Copy !req
306. They make darling pets.
Don't you?Copy !req
307. Don't you?Copy !req
308. Stop scowling, Patrick.
You're such a grinch.Copy !req
309. And what does Mr. Grinch
want for Christmas?Copy !req
310. And don't say
breast implants again.Copy !req
311. Allen.
Marcus.
Merry Christmas.Copy !req
312. How you been?
Workaholic, I suppose?
Haven't seen you in a while.Copy !req
313. Hey, Hamilton.
We're goin' to Nell's.
Limo's out front.Copy !req
314. We should have dinner.
Maybe you could bring...Copy !req
315. Cecilla?
Yes, Cecilla.Copy !req
316. Oh, Cecilla would adore it.Copy !req
317. Well, then,
let's do it, Marcus.Copy !req
318. Great party.
Thanks.Copy !req
319. Patrick, why is he
calling you Marcus?Copy !req
320. Mistletoe alert.Copy !req
321. Marcus Halberstram
for two at 7:00.Copy !req
322. No, I want to know, okay?
I came here for
the cilantro crawfish gumbo,Copy !req
323. which is, after all,
the only excuse one could have
for being in this restaurant,Copy !req
324. which is, by the way,
almost completely empty.Copy !req
325. I'm very sorry, sir.
J&B straight,
and a Corona.Copy !req
326. Would you like to hear...
Double Absolut martini.Copy !req
327. Yes, sir.
Would you like to hear
the specials?Copy !req
328. Not if you want
to keep your spleen.Copy !req
329. This is a real beehive
of activity, Halberstram.
This place is hot.Copy !req
330. Very hot.
Listen, the mud soup
and charcoal arugula...Copy !req
331. are outrageous here.Copy !req
332. Yeah, well, you're late.
Hey, I'm a child of divorce.Copy !req
333. Give me a break.Copy !req
334. I see they've omitted
the pork loin with lime Jell-O.
We should've gone to Dorsia.Copy !req
335. I could've gotten us
a table.
Nobody goes there anymore.Copy !req
336. Is that Ivana Trump?Copy !req
337. Oh, geez, Patrick.
I mean, Marcus.
What are you thinking?Copy !req
338. Why would Ivana
be at Texarkana?Copy !req
339. So, uh,
wasn't Rothchild originally
handling the Fisher account?Copy !req
340. How'd you get it?
Well, I could
tell you that, Halberstram,Copy !req
341. but then I'd have to
kill you.Copy !req
342. I like to dissect girls.
Did you know
I'm utterly insane?Copy !req
343. Great tan, Marcus.
I mean, really impressive.Copy !req
344. Where do you tan?
Salon.Copy !req
345. I've got a tanning bed at home.
You should look into it.Copy !req
346. And, uh, Cecilla.Copy !req
347. How is she?
Where is she tonight?Copy !req
348. Cecilla's, uh...
Well, you know Cecilla.Copy !req
349. I think she's having dinner
with, um, Evelyn Williams.Copy !req
350. Evelyn?
Great ass.Copy !req
351. Goes out with that loser
Patrick Bateman.
What a dork.Copy !req
352. Another martini, Paul?Copy !req
353. You like
Huey Lewis and the News?Copy !req
354. Um, they're okay.Copy !req
355. They're early work was a little
too new wave for my taste.Copy !req
356. But when Sports
came out in '83,Copy !req
357. I think they really
came into their own,
commercially and artistically.Copy !req
358. The whole album has
a clear, crisp sound,Copy !req
359. and a new sheen of
consummate professionalism...Copy !req
360. that really gives the songs
a big boost.Copy !req
361. He's been compared
to Elvis Costello,Copy !req
362. but I think Huey has
a far more bitter,
cynical sense of humor.Copy !req
363. Hey, Halberstram?
Yes, Allen?Copy !req
364. Why are there copies
of the Style section
all over the place?Copy !req
365. Do you...
Do you have a dog?
A little chow or something?Copy !req
366. - No, Allen.
- Is that a raincoat?Copy !req
367. Yes, it is.Copy !req
368. In '87, Huey released this...Copy !req
369. Fore, their most
accomplished album.Copy !req
370. I think their undisputed
masterpiece is
"Hip To Be Square."Copy !req
371. The song's so catchy,
most people probably
don't listen to the lyrics.Copy !req
372. But they should,
because it's not just about...Copy !req
373. the pleasures of conformity
and the importance of trends.Copy !req
374. It's also a personal statement
about the band itself.
Hey, Paul!Copy !req
375. Try getting a reservation
at Dorsia now,Copy !req
376. you fuckin' stupid bastard!Copy !req
377. You fucking bastard!Copy !req
378. He was completely naked
and standing up
on the table.Copy !req
379. He had no clothes on
whatsoever, and he...Copy !req
380. Patrick?
Patrick.Copy !req
381. Is that you?Copy !req
382. No, Luis, it's not me.
You're mistaken.Copy !req
383. This is my very good friend,
Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
384. Where are you going?
We're going to Nell's.
Gwendolyn's father is buying it.Copy !req
385. Ooh.Copy !req
386. Where did you get
that overnight bag?Copy !req
387. Jean-Paul Gaultier.Copy !req
388. When I get
to Paul Allen's place,Copy !req
389. I use the keys
I took from his pocket...Copy !req
390. before disposing
of the body.Copy !req
391. There is a moment
of sheer panic...Copy !req
392. when I realize that Paul's
apartment overlooks the park...Copy !req
393. and is obviously
more expensive than mine.Copy !req
394. I calm myself
and move into the bedroom,Copy !req
395. where I find his suitcase
and start to pack.Copy !req
396. It's time for Paul
to take a little trip.Copy !req
397. Where do I send the bastard?Copy !req
398. Dallas?Copy !req
399. Paris? Singapore?Copy !req
400. London? I'll send
the asshole to London.Copy !req
401. Hi. This is Paul.Copy !req
402. I've been called away
to London for a few days.Copy !req
403. Meredith, I'll call you
when I get back.
Hasta la vista, baby.Copy !req
404. What is it?Copy !req
405. Patrick.
Yes, Jean?Copy !req
406. There's a Mr. Donald Kimball
here to see you.
Who?Copy !req
407. Detective Donald Kimball.Copy !req
408. Tell him I'm at lunch.Copy !req
409. Patrick, it's only 10:30.
I think he knows you're here.Copy !req
410. Send him in, I guess.Copy !req
411. Now, John,
you've gotta wear clothes
in proportion to your physique.Copy !req
412. There are definite
do's and don'ts, good buddy,
of wearing a bold-striped shirt.Copy !req
413. A bold-striped shirt
calls for solid-colored...Copy !req
414. or discreetly patterned
suits and ties.Copy !req
415. Yes, always tip the stylist
15 percent.Copy !req
416. Listen, John, I've gotta go.
T. Boone Pickens just walked in.Copy !req
417. Just joking.
No, don't tip the owner
of the salon.Copy !req
418. Okay, John? Right.Copy !req
419. Got it.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
420. No, I'm sorry.
I should've made an appointment.Copy !req
421. Was that anything important?Copy !req
422. Oh, that?
Just mulling over
business problems,Copy !req
423. examining opportunities,
exchanging rumors,
spreading gossip.Copy !req
424. Hi.Copy !req
425. I'm Donald Kimball.
Hi. Pat Bateman.Copy !req
426. Nice to meet you.
Sorry to barge in on you
like this.Copy !req
427. I know how busy
you guys can get.Copy !req
428. So, what's the, uh,
topic of discussion?Copy !req
429. I've been hired
by Meredith Powell...Copy !req
430. to investigate the disappearance
of Paul Allen.Copy !req
431. I see, yeah.
Paul's disappearance, yeah.Copy !req
432. So it's nothing
that official.Copy !req
433. - I just have some questions
about Paul Allen and yourself.
- Coffee?Copy !req
434. - No, I'm okay.
- Apollinaris?Copy !req
435. No, I'm okay.Copy !req
436. Can you bring Mr...Copy !req
437. Kimball. No, I'm okay.
Mr. Kimball
a bottle of Apollinaris.Copy !req
438. It's no problem.Copy !req
439. So, what's the topic
of discussion?Copy !req
440. The disappearance
of Paul Allen.Copy !req
441. Uh-huh, right.
Well, I, um, haven't...Copy !req
442. I haven't heard anything about
the disappearance or anything.Copy !req
443. Not on page six, at least.Copy !req
444. - I think his family
wants this kept quiet.
- Understandable. Lime?Copy !req
445. - No, really, I'm okay.
- You sure? I can always
get you a lime.Copy !req
446. Just some preliminary
questions that I need
for my own files, okay?Copy !req
447. Shoot.Copy !req
448. Hold old are you?
Twenty-seven.Copy !req
449. Where did you go
to school?
Harvard.Copy !req
450. Then Harvard Business School.
Your address?Copy !req
451. The American Gardens Building,
West 81st Street.Copy !req
452. - Nice. Very nice.
- Thanks.Copy !req
453. What can you tell me
about Paul Allen?
I'm at a loss.Copy !req
454. He was part of that whole
Yale thing.
"Yale thing"?Copy !req
455. - Yeah, Yale thing.
- What do you mean,
"Yale thing"?Copy !req
456. Well, I think for one
that he was probably
a closet homosexual...Copy !req
457. who did a lot of cocaine.Copy !req
458. That "Yale thing."Copy !req
459. What kind of man was he,
besides the information
you've just given?Copy !req
460. - I hope I'm not being
cross-examined here.
- You feel like that?Copy !req
461. No, not really.Copy !req
462. Where did Paul hang out?Copy !req
463. Hang out?
Yeah, you know, hang out.Copy !req
464. Let me think.
Um, the Newport, Harry's,Copy !req
465. Fluties, Indochine,Copy !req
466. Nell's, the Cornell Club,Copy !req
467. the New York Yacht Club.
He had a yacht?Copy !req
468. - No, he just hung out there.
- And where did he
go to school?Copy !req
469. Don't you know this?Copy !req
470. I just wanted to know
if you know.Copy !req
471. Before Yale,
if I remember correctly,
St. Paul's.Copy !req
472. Listen, I just...
I just wanna help.Copy !req
473. I understand.Copy !req
474. Do you have any witnesses
or fingerprints?Copy !req
475. Well, there's a message
on his answering machine
that says he went to London.Copy !req
476. - Well, maybe he did, huh?
- His girlfriend
doesn't think so.Copy !req
477. - But has anyone seen him
in London?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
478. Hmm.
But I've had a hard time
getting actual verification.Copy !req
479. A Stephen Hughes said he saw him
at a restaurant there.Copy !req
480. But I checked it out,
and what happened is...Copy !req
481. he mistook a Herbert Ainsworth
for Paul, so...Copy !req
482. - Had his apartment
been burglarized?
- No, actually, it hadn't.Copy !req
483. Toiletries were missing,
a suit was gone, so was
some luggage. That's it.Copy !req
484. I mean, no one's dealing with
the homicide squad yet
or anything, right?Copy !req
485. No, not yet.
As I said, we're not sure.Copy !req
486. Basically, no one's seen
or heard anything.Copy !req
487. So typical, isn't it?
It's just strange.Copy !req
488. One day,
someone's walking around,Copy !req
489. going to work, alive,
and then...Copy !req
490. Nothing.Copy !req
491. People just disappear.Copy !req
492. The earth just...
opens up and swallows them.Copy !req
493. Eerie.
Really eerie.Copy !req
494. Listen, you'll have
to excuse me.Copy !req
495. I have a lunch meeting
with Cliff Huxtable
at Four Seasons in 20 minutes.Copy !req
496. The Four Seasons?
Isn't that a little far uptown?Copy !req
497. I mean, aren't you
gonna be late?
No, there's one down here.Copy !req
498. Oh, really?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, it's very good.Copy !req
499. Listen, if anything else
occurs to you,
any information...Copy !req
500. Absolutely.
I'm 100 percent with you.
Great.Copy !req
501. And thanks for your time,
Mr. Bateman.Copy !req
502. Bye-bye.
Good-bye.Copy !req
503. I haven't seen you around here.
You just haven't been lookin'.Copy !req
504. - Would you like to see
my apartment?
- I'm not supposed to.Copy !req
505. Do you wanna come
to my apartment or not?Copy !req
506. I'm not supposed to,
but I can make an exception.Copy !req
507. Do you take a credit card?Copy !req
508. I'm joking.Copy !req
509. Come on. Get in.Copy !req
510. I'd like a girl.
Early 20s.Copy !req
511. Blonde,
who does couples.
Couples.Copy !req
512. And I really can't stress
blonde enough. Blonde.Copy !req
513. I'm Paul.Copy !req
514. My name's Paul Allen.
You got that?Copy !req
515. You're Christie.
You're to respond
only to Christie.Copy !req
516. Is that clear?Copy !req
517. That's a very fine chardonnay
you're drinking.Copy !req
518. I want you
to clean your vagina.Copy !req
519. No. From behind.
Get on your knees.Copy !req
520. You have a very nice body.Copy !req
521. Mm-hmm?Copy !req
522. Thank you. Send her up.Copy !req
523. Christie,
get out and dry off.Copy !req
524. Choose a robe...
not the Bijan...Copy !req
525. and come and meet
me and our guest in
the living room for drinks.Copy !req
526. You've arrived.
How lovely.Copy !req
527. Let me take your coat.Copy !req
528. I'm Paul.
How good of you to come.Copy !req
529. Not quite blonde,
are you?Copy !req
530. More dirty blonde.Copy !req
531. I'm gonna call you
Sabrina.Copy !req
532. I'm Paul Allen.Copy !req
533. So.Copy !req
534. Don't you wanna know
what I do?Copy !req
535. No.
No, not really.Copy !req
536. Well, I work on Wall Street...Copy !req
537. for Pierce & Pierce.Copy !req
538. Have you heard of it?Copy !req
539. You have a really
nice place here, Paul.Copy !req
540. How much
did you pay for it?Copy !req
541. Well, actually,Copy !req
542. that's none of your business,
Christie.Copy !req
543. But I can assure you,
it certainly wasn't cheap.Copy !req
544. No. No smoking.
Not in here.Copy !req
545. Varda truffle?Copy !req
546. I don't want you to get drunk,Copy !req
547. but that's a very fine
chardonnay you're not drinking.Copy !req
548. Do you like Phil Collins?Copy !req
549. I've been a big Genesis fan
ever since the release...Copy !req
550. of their 1980 album Duke.Copy !req
551. Before that,
I really didn't understand
any of their work.Copy !req
552. It was too artsy,
too intellectual.Copy !req
553. It was on Duke where...Copy !req
554. Phil Collins' presence
became more apparent.Copy !req
555. I think Invisible Touch
is the group's
undisputed masterpiece.Copy !req
556. It's an epic meditation
on intangibility.Copy !req
557. At the same time,
it deepens and enriches...Copy !req
558. the meaning of
the preceding three albums.Copy !req
559. Christie,
take off the robe.Copy !req
560. Listen to the brilliant
ensemble playing...Copy !req
561. of Banks, Collins
and Rutherford.Copy !req
562. You can practically hear
every nuance
of every instrument.Copy !req
563. Sabrina, remove your dress.Copy !req
564. In terms of
lyrical craftsmanship
and sheer songwriting,Copy !req
565. this album hits a new peak
of professionalism.Copy !req
566. Sabrina, why don't you,
uh, dance a little.Copy !req
567. Take the lyrics to
"Land of Confusion."Copy !req
568. In this song,
Phil Collins...Copy !req
569. addresses the problems
of abusive political authority.Copy !req
570. "In Too Deep"
is the most moving pop song
of the 1980s...Copy !req
571. about monogamy and commitment.Copy !req
572. The song is
extremely uplifting.Copy !req
573. Their lyrics are
as positive and affirmative...Copy !req
574. as, uh, anything
I've heard in rock.Copy !req
575. Christie,
get down on your knees...Copy !req
576. so Sabrina can see your asshole.Copy !req
577. Phil Collins' solo career...Copy !req
578. seems to be more commercial,Copy !req
579. and therefore more satisfying
in a narrower way,Copy !req
580. especially songs like
"In the Air Tonight"
and "Against All Odds."Copy !req
581. Sabrina,
don't just stare at it.
Eat it.Copy !req
582. I also think that
Phil Collins works best...Copy !req
583. within the confines
of the group
than as a solo artist.Copy !req
584. And I stress the word "artist."Copy !req
585. This is "Sussudio."Copy !req
586. A great, great song.
A personal favorite.Copy !req
587. Look at the camera.Copy !req
588. Christie, look at the camera.Copy !req
589. Don't touch the watch.Copy !req
590. Can we go now?Copy !req
591. We're not through yet.Copy !req
592. If they have a good personality
and they're not great looking,
then who fucking cares?Copy !req
593. Let's just say
hypothetically, okay?Copy !req
594. What if they have
a good personality?Copy !req
595. I know.
I know.Copy !req
596. There are no girls
with good personalities.Copy !req
597. A good personality consists
of a chick with
a little hard body...Copy !req
598. who will satisfy
all sexual demands...Copy !req
599. without being too slutty
about things...Copy !req
600. and who will essentially keep
her dumb fucking mouth shut.Copy !req
601. The only girls
with good personalities...Copy !req
602. who are smart or maybe funny
or halfway intelligent
or talented...Copy !req
603. though God knows
what the fuck that means...
are ugly chicks.Copy !req
604. Absolutely.
And this is because
they have to make up...Copy !req
605. for how fucking
unattractive they are.Copy !req
606. - Do you know what Ed Gein
said about women?
- Maitre d' at Canal Bar?Copy !req
607. - No, serial killer, Wisconsin,
in the 50s.
- And what did Ed say?Copy !req
608. "When I see a pretty girl
walking down the street,
I think two things.Copy !req
609. "One part of me wants to
take her out and talk to her,Copy !req
610. be real nice and sweet
and treat her right."Copy !req
611. - And what did the other part
of him think?Copy !req
612. What her head would look like
on a stick.Copy !req
613. Hi, guys.
I wanna get your opinion
on something.Copy !req
614. It's my business card.Copy !req
615. I decided to get
a new one too.Copy !req
616. Oh, it's...Copy !req
617. Very nice, Luis.Copy !req
618. Thank you.Copy !req
619. Listen, what about dinner?Copy !req
620. Is that all you ever have
to contribute, Van Patten?
"What about fucking dinner"?Copy !req
621. Cheer up there, Bateman.
What's the matter?
No shiatsu this morning?Copy !req
622. Keep touching me like that,
you'll draw back a stump.
Hold on there, little buddy.Copy !req
623. Excuse me.Copy !req
624. God. Patrick.
Why here?Copy !req
625. I've seen you
looking at me.Copy !req
626. I've noticed your...Copy !req
627. hot body.Copy !req
628. Don't be shy.Copy !req
629. You can't imagine how long
I've wanted this...Copy !req
630. ever since that Christmas party
at Arizona 206.Copy !req
631. You know, the one you were
wearing that red-striped
paisley Armani tie.Copy !req
632. I want you.
I want you too.Copy !req
633. Patrick.
What is it?Copy !req
634. Where are you going?Copy !req
635. I've gotta return
some video tapes.Copy !req
636. Patrick!Copy !req
637. Okay, London the...Copy !req
638. London, there's, um,
a reservation...
Any Paul Allen?Copy !req
639. No.
A reservation, but...
Kimball!Copy !req
640. I've been wanting
to talk with you.
Come into my office.Copy !req
641. Jean, great jacket.
Matsuta?Copy !req
642. Do you remember
where you were the night
of Paul's disappearance,Copy !req
643. which was on
the 20th of December?Copy !req
644. God.Copy !req
645. I guess I was probably
returning video tapes.Copy !req
646. I had a date
with a girl named Veronica.Copy !req
647. That's not what I've got.
What?Copy !req
648. That's not the information
I've received.Copy !req
649. Well, I... Wait.Copy !req
650. - What information
have you received?
- Let me see.Copy !req
651. Well...Copy !req
652. You were with...
Well, I could be wrong.Copy !req
653. When was the last time
you were with Paul Allen?Copy !req
654. We'd gone to a new musical...Copy !req
655. called
Oh, Africa, Brave Africa.Copy !req
656. It was a laugh riot.
That was about it.Copy !req
657. I think we had dinner
at Orso's. No, Peto...
No, Orso's.Copy !req
658. I hope I've been informative.
Long day, a bit scattered.Copy !req
659. I'm a little spent now too.Copy !req
660. But how about lunch
in a week or so...Copy !req
661. when I've sorted out
all this information?Copy !req
662. Great.
Yes, I'd like that.Copy !req
663. And if you could
try and pin down
where you were...Copy !req
664. 23.976Copy !req
665. the night of Paul Allen's
disappearance, it would
make my job a lot easier.Copy !req
666. Never. I mean,
I don't really like singers.Copy !req
667. Absolutely.
I'm with you on that one.Copy !req
668. Not a big music fan, huh?
No, I like music.Copy !req
669. Just they're...
Huey's too black sounding
for me.Copy !req
670. Huey Lewis and the News.Copy !req
671. To each his own.Copy !req
672. Great stuff. I just
bought it on my way here.
You heard it?Copy !req
673. So, lunch next week?Copy !req
674. I'll be there.Copy !req
675. Oh!Copy !req
676. Oh!Copy !req
677. Will you call me
before Easter?
Maybe.Copy !req
678. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
679. Dinner at, uh, River Cafe.Copy !req
680. Au Bar afterwards, maybe.
That's nice.Copy !req
681. I never knew you smoked.Copy !req
682. You never noticed.Copy !req
683. Listen, Patrick.Copy !req
684. Can we talk?Copy !req
685. You look... marvelous.Copy !req
686. There's nothing to say.Copy !req
687. You're gonna marry Luis.
Isn't that special?Copy !req
688. Patrick?Copy !req
689. Yes, Courtney?Copy !req
690. If I don't see you
before Easter,Copy !req
691. have a nice one, okay?Copy !req
692. You too.Copy !req
693. Patrick?Copy !req
694. Yeah?Copy !req
695. Nothing.Copy !req
696. There is this theory now...
Listen to me.Copy !req
697. There is this theory now that if
you can catch the AIDS virus...Copy !req
698. by having sex
with someone who's infected,
then you can catch anything.Copy !req
699. Alzheimer's,
muscular dystrophy,
hemophilia,Copy !req
700. leukemia, diabetes,
dyslexia.Copy !req
701. I'm not sure,
but I don't think dyslexia
is a virus.Copy !req
702. But who knows?
They don't know that.Copy !req
703. Prove it.Copy !req
704. Oh, God.
What?Copy !req
705. It's a fucking milligram
of sweetener.
I wanna get high off this,Copy !req
706. not sprinkle it on
my fucking oatmeal.
It's definitely weak,Copy !req
707. but I have a feeling
if we do enough of it,
we'll be okay.Copy !req
708. Can you keep it down?
I'm trying to do drugs.Copy !req
709. Fuck you!
Calm down.
Let's do it anyway.Copy !req
710. That's right.Copy !req
711. That is if the faggot
in the next stall
thinks it's okay!Copy !req
712. Fuck you!
Hey, fuck you!Copy !req
713. Sorry, dude. Steroids.Copy !req
714. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
715. Where did Craig go?Copy !req
716. Well, Gorbachev is downstairs.
McDermott went
to sign a peace treaty...Copy !req
717. between the United States
and Russia.Copy !req
718. He's the one behind Glasnost.Copy !req
719. - He said he was in
mergers and acquisitions.
- You're not confused, are you?Copy !req
720. No, not really.Copy !req
721. - Gorbachev is not downstairs.
- Karen's right.Copy !req
722. Gorbachev's not downstairs.
He's at Tunnel.Copy !req
723. Ask me a question.Copy !req
724. So, what do you do?Copy !req
725. I'm into, uh,
well, murders
and executions, mostly.Copy !req
726. - Do you like it?
- Well, it depends. Why?Copy !req
727. Well, most guys I know who work
in mergers and acquisitions
really don't like it.Copy !req
728. So, where do you work out?Copy !req
729. You think I'm dumb,
don't you?Copy !req
730. What?
You think I'm dumb.
You think all models are dumb.Copy !req
731. No.
I really don't.Copy !req
732. That's okay.
I don't mind.Copy !req
733. There's something sweet
about you.Copy !req
734. Doin' the crossword?Copy !req
735. You need any help?Copy !req
736. - Jean?
- Yes, Patrick?Copy !req
737. Would you like to accompany me
to dinner?Copy !req
738. That is,
if you're not doing anything.Copy !req
739. Um, no. No,
I don't have any plans.Copy !req
740. Well,Copy !req
741. isn't this a coincidence?Copy !req
742. Listen, where should we go?
Anywhere you want.Copy !req
743. Let's not think about
what I want. How about
anywhere you want?Copy !req
744. I don't know, Patrick.
I can't make this decision.Copy !req
745. Come on.
Where do you wanna go?Copy !req
746. Anywhere you want,
just say it.
I can get us in anywhere.Copy !req
747. What about...Copy !req
748. Dorsia?Copy !req
749. So,Copy !req
750. Dorsia is where
Jean wants to go.Copy !req
751. Well, I don't know.
We'll go wherever you wanna go.Copy !req
752. Dorsia is fine.Copy !req
753. Dorsia. Yes?Copy !req
754. Yeah, can you take two tonight
at, oh, let's say 9:00?
We're totally booked.Copy !req
755. Really? That's great.Copy !req
756. No, I said
we are totally booked.
Two at 9:00? Perfect.Copy !req
757. See ya then.Copy !req
758. Yeah?Copy !req
759. You're... dressed okay.Copy !req
760. - You didn't give a name.
- They know me.Copy !req
761. Why don't you meet me
at my place at 7:00...Copy !req
762. for drinks.Copy !req
763. And Jean,Copy !req
764. you'll wanna change
before we go out.Copy !req
765. Patrick, it's so elegant.Copy !req
766. What a wonderful view.Copy !req
767. Jean,Copy !req
768. sorbet?Copy !req
769. Thanks, Patrick.
I'd love some.Copy !req
770. Do you want a bite?
I'm on a diet.
But thank you.Copy !req
771. You don't need
to lose any weight.
You're kidding, right?Copy !req
772. You look great.
Very fit.Copy !req
773. You can always be thinner,
look better.Copy !req
774. Well, maybe we shouldn't
go out to dinner. I don't
wanna ruin your willpower.Copy !req
775. No, it's all right.Copy !req
776. I'm not very good
at controlling it anyway.Copy !req
777. So listen.Copy !req
778. What do you really
wanna do with your life?Copy !req
779. Just briefly, summarize.Copy !req
780. And don't tell me
you enjoy working
with children, okay?Copy !req
781. Well, I'd like to travel
and maybe go back to school,Copy !req
782. but I don't really know.Copy !req
783. I'm at a point in my life
where there seems to be
so many possibilities,Copy !req
784. but I'm... I don't know...
I'm just so unsure.Copy !req
785. Do you have a boyfriend?Copy !req
786. No, not really.
Interesting.Copy !req
787. Are you seeing anyone?
I mean, seriously?Copy !req
788. Maybe.Copy !req
789. I don't know.
Not really.Copy !req
790. Jean,Copy !req
791. do you feel... fulfilled?Copy !req
792. I mean, in your life?Copy !req
793. I guess I do. For a long time
I was too focused on my work.Copy !req
794. But now I've really begun
to think about changing myself,
you know,Copy !req
795. developing and growing.Copy !req
796. Growing.
I'm glad you said that.Copy !req
797. Did you know that, uh,
Ted Bundy's first dog,Copy !req
798. a collie,
was named Lassie?Copy !req
799. Had you heard this?
Who's Ted Bundy?Copy !req
800. Forget it.Copy !req
801. What's that?Copy !req
802. Duct tape.
I need it for, uh,
taping something.Copy !req
803. Patrick,Copy !req
804. have you ever wanted to...
make someone happy?Copy !req
805. What? No!
Put it in the carton.Copy !req
806. Sorry.Copy !req
807. Jean?Copy !req
808. What?
Uh, make someone happy?Copy !req
809. Have you ever wanted to?Copy !req
810. I'm looking for, uh,Copy !req
811. I guess you could say
I just wanna have
a meaningful relationship...Copy !req
812. with someone special.
Hmm.Copy !req
813. Patrick? Patrick?
I know you're there.Copy !req
814. Pick up the phone,
you bad boy.Copy !req
815. What are you up to tonight?
It's me. Don't try to hide.Copy !req
816. I hope you're not with some
little number you picked up
because you're my Mr. Bateman.Copy !req
817. My boy next door.Copy !req
818. Anyway, you never called me
and you said you would,Copy !req
819. and I'll leave
a message for Jean
about this, too, to remind you,Copy !req
820. but we're having dinner
with Melania and Taylor.Copy !req
821. You know Melania.
She went to Sweet Briar.Copy !req
822. And we're meeting
at the Cornell Club,Copy !req
823. so I'll call you
tomorrow morning, honey.Copy !req
824. Oops. Sorry.
I know you hate that.Copy !req
825. Bye, Patrick.
Bye, Mr. Big Time C.E.O.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
826. Was that Evelyn?Copy !req
827. Are you still seeing her?Copy !req
828. I'm sorry.
I have no right to ask that.Copy !req
829. Do you want me to go?Copy !req
830. Yeah.Copy !req
831. I don't think
I can control myself.Copy !req
832. I know. I should go.
I know I have a tendency to get
involved with unavailable men.Copy !req
833. I mean,Copy !req
834. do you want me to go?Copy !req
835. I think if you stay,Copy !req
836. something bad will happen.Copy !req
837. I think I might hurt you.Copy !req
838. You don't wanna get hurt,
do you?Copy !req
839. No. No, I guess not.Copy !req
840. I don't wanna get bruised.Copy !req
841. You're right.
I should go.Copy !req
842. Oh. Don't forget you have a
lunch date tomorrow with Donald
Kimball at Smith and Wolenski's.Copy !req
843. Thanks.Copy !req
844. It slipped my mind completely.Copy !req
845. So, the night
he disappeared...Copy !req
846. any new thoughts
about what you did?Copy !req
847. Not sure.
Um, I had a shower...Copy !req
848. and some sorbet?Copy !req
849. I think you're getting
your dates mixed up.Copy !req
850. But how?Copy !req
851. Where do you place...
Paul that night?Copy !req
852. According to his date book,
and this was verified
by his secretary,Copy !req
853. he had dinner
with Marcus Halberstram.Copy !req
854. And?
I questioned him.Copy !req
855. - Marcus?
- Yes, and he denies it, though,
at first, he couldn't be sure.Copy !req
856. But he denied it.
Yes.Copy !req
857. Well, does Marcus
have an alibi?Copy !req
858. Yes.
He does?
You're sure?Copy !req
859. I checked it out.
It's clean.Copy !req
860. Now, where were you?Copy !req
861. Where was Marcus?Copy !req
862. He wasn't with Paul Allen.Copy !req
863. Who was he with?
He was...Copy !req
864. at Atlantis... with...Copy !req
865. Craig McDermott,
Frederick Dibble,
Harry Newman, George Butner...Copy !req
866. and... you.Copy !req
867. Oh, right, yeah.
Of course.Copy !req
868. We had wanted
Paul Allen to come,Copy !req
869. but he had made plans.Copy !req
870. And I guess I had dinner
with Victoria
the following night.Copy !req
871. Personally, I think the guy
went a little nutso.Copy !req
872. Split town for a while.
Maybe he did go to London,
sightseeing, drinking, whatever.Copy !req
873. Anyway, I'm pretty sure
he'll turn up sooner or later.
I mean, to think...Copy !req
874. that one of his friends killed
him for no reason whatsoever
would be too ridiculous.Copy !req
875. Isn't that right, Patrick?Copy !req
876. Christie. Christie.Copy !req
877. I'm not so sure about this.
I had to go to Emergency
after last time.Copy !req
878. This won't be anything
like last time. I promise.Copy !req
879. I don't think so.Copy !req
880. Just come in the limo
and talk to me for a minute.Copy !req
881. The driver's here.
You'll be safe.Copy !req
882. Nothing like last time.
Promise.Copy !req
883. All right.Copy !req
884. So, you're looking great.
How have you been?Copy !req
885. Well, I actually might need
surgery after last time.
Really?Copy !req
886. My friend told me
I should maybe
even get a lawyer.Copy !req
887. Lawyers are so complicated.Copy !req
888. Don't do that.Copy !req
889. Here's a check.Copy !req
890. Uh-uh. Half now,
half later.Copy !req
891. Okay, your name is Christie.Copy !req
892. We're meeting a friend
of mine, Elizabeth.Copy !req
893. She'll be joining us
in my new apartment shortly.Copy !req
894. You'll like her.
She's a very nice girl.Copy !req
895. You look really familiar.
Did you go to Dalton?Copy !req
896. I think I met you
at Surf Bar, didn't I?
With Spicey?Copy !req
897. Well, maybe not with Spicey,
but definitely at Surf Bar.
You know, Surf Bar.Copy !req
898. Anyway, Surf Bar sucks now.
It's terrible.Copy !req
899. Went to a birthday party there
for Malcolm Forbes.
Oh, my God, please.Copy !req
900. This is nicer
than your other apartment.Copy !req
901. Oh, it's not
that nice.Copy !req
902. Where did you two meet?
Oh, God.
We met at...Copy !req
903. oh, God, at the Kentucky Derby
in '85, or '86.Copy !req
904. You were hanging out
with that bimbo Allison Poole.
Hot number.Copy !req
905. What do you mean?
She was a hot number.Copy !req
906. If you had a platinum card,
she'd give you a blow job. This
girl worked in a tanning salon.Copy !req
907. What do you do?Copy !req
908. She's my... cousin.Copy !req
909. Uh-huh.
She's from... France.Copy !req
910. Where's your phone?
I've gotta call Harley.Copy !req
911. Where do you summer,
South Hampton?Copy !req
912. - No.
- Oh, God, it's his machine.Copy !req
913. It's 3:00 in the morning.
He's a goddamn drug dealer.
These are his peak hours.Copy !req
914. Don't tell him you're here.
Why would I?Copy !req
915. This tastes weird.Copy !req
916. Harley, it's me.
I need your services.
Translate that however you want.Copy !req
917. - I'm at...
- Paul Allen's.Copy !req
918. Who?
Paul Allen's.Copy !req
919. I want the number, idiot.
Anyway, I'm at Paul Norman's
and I'll try you again later.Copy !req
920. And if I don't see you at Canal
Bar tomorrow night I'm gonna
sic my hairdresser on you.Copy !req
921. Did you know that guy
who disappeared?Copy !req
922. Didn't he work
at Pierce & Pierce?
Was he a friend of yours?Copy !req
923. No.Copy !req
924. Do you have any coke?
Or Halcyon?Copy !req
925. I would take a Halcyon.
Listen.Copy !req
926. I would just like to see...Copy !req
927. the two of you...
get it on.Copy !req
928. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
929. It's totally disease free.Copy !req
930. Patrick, you're a lunatic.
Come on.Copy !req
931. Don't you find Christie
attractive?Copy !req
932. Let's not get lewd.
I'm in no mood
for a lewd conversation.Copy !req
933. Come on.Copy !req
934. I think it'd be a turn-on.
Does he do this
all the time?Copy !req
935. Christie,
you're not drinking your wine.Copy !req
936. Are you telling me
you've never gotten it on
with a girl?Copy !req
937. No. I'm not a lesbian.Copy !req
938. Why would you think
I would be into that?Copy !req
939. Well, you went to
Sarah Lawrence for one thing.Copy !req
940. Those are
Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick.
You're making me feel weird.Copy !req
941. Did you know...Copy !req
942. that Whitney Houston's
debut LP...Copy !req
943. called simply
Whitney Houston...Copy !req
944. had four number-one
singles on it?Copy !req
945. Did you know that,
Christie?Copy !req
946. You actually listen
to Whitney Houston?Copy !req
947. You own
a Whitney Houston CD?Copy !req
948. More than one?Copy !req
949. It's hard to choose
a favorite among
so many great tracks.Copy !req
950. But the "Greatest Love Of All"
is one of the best,
most powerful songs...Copy !req
951. ever written...Copy !req
952. about self-preservation...Copy !req
953. and dignity.Copy !req
954. Its universal message
crosses all boundaries...Copy !req
955. and instills one...Copy !req
956. with the hope
that it's not too late...Copy !req
957. to better ourselves.Copy !req
958. Since, Elizabeth,Copy !req
959. it's impossible
in this world we live in
to empathize with others,Copy !req
960. we can always empathize
with ourselves.Copy !req
961. It's an important message.
Crucial, really.Copy !req
962. Not the face!Copy !req
963. You bitch,
not the fucking face,
you piece of bitch trash!Copy !req
964. Aaah!Copy !req
965. I want a firm commitment.Copy !req
966. I think, um, Evelyn,
that, uh, we've lost touch.Copy !req
967. Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
968. My need to engage
in homicidal behavior...Copy !req
969. on a massive scale
cannot be corrected,Copy !req
970. but I have no other way
to fulfill my needs.Copy !req
971. We need to talk.
Talk about what, Patrick?Copy !req
972. It's over, Evelyn.Copy !req
973. It's all over.Copy !req
974. Touchy, touchy.
I'm sorry I brought up
the wedding.Copy !req
975. Let's just avoid the issue,
all right? Now,
are we having coffee?Copy !req
976. I'm fucking serious.
It's fucking over, us.
This is no joke.Copy !req
977. Uh, I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
978. But your friends are my friends
and my friends are your friends.Copy !req
979. I really don't think
it would work. You have
a little something...Copy !req
980. I know that your friends
are my friends, and, uh...
and I've thought about that.Copy !req
981. You can have 'em.Copy !req
982. You're really serious,
aren't you?
Yes, I am.Copy !req
983. - What about the past?
Our past?
- We never really shared one.Copy !req
984. You're inhuman.
No.Copy !req
985. I'm in touch with humanity.Copy !req
986. Evelyn, I'm, uh, sorry.
I just, uh...Copy !req
987. You're not terribly
important to me.Copy !req
988. Oh, no!Copy !req
989. No. No, Patrick.Copy !req
990. I know my behavior can be...
erratic sometimes.Copy !req
991. What do you want me to do?
What is it that you want?Copy !req
992. If you really wanna do something
for me, then stop making
this scene right now.Copy !req
993. Oh, God, I can't believe this.Copy !req
994. I'm leaving.
I've assessed the situation,
and I'm going.Copy !req
995. Where are you going?
I'm just leaving.Copy !req
996. But where?Copy !req
997. I have to return
some videotapes.Copy !req
998. Here, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
999. Oh, my God.
What are you doing?Copy !req
1000. Stop that.Copy !req
1001. Drop the weapon!
Drop it now!Copy !req
1002. Get on the ground!
Put your...Copy !req
1003. Burning the midnight oil,
Mr. Smith?Copy !req
1004. Hey, now don't forget
to sign in.Copy !req
1005. Howard, it's Bateman.
Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
1006. You're my lawyer,
so I think you should know
I've killed a lot of people.Copy !req
1007. Some escort girls
in an apartment uptown,Copy !req
1008. uh, some homeless people,
maybe five or ten,Copy !req
1009. an N.Y.U. girl I met
in Central Park.Copy !req
1010. I left her at a parking lot
behind some doughnut shop.Copy !req
1011. I killed Bethany,
my old girlfriend,
with a nail gun.Copy !req
1012. And-And-And then some man,
s-s-some old faggot
with a dog.Copy !req
1013. Last week, I, uh...Copy !req
1014. I killed another girl
with a chain saw.Copy !req
1015. I had to.
She almost got away.Copy !req
1016. And...Copy !req
1017. Someone else there.
I can't remember,
maybe a model... She's dead too.Copy !req
1018. And, uh, Paul Allen.Copy !req
1019. I killed Paul Allen
with an ax in the face.Copy !req
1020. His body is dissolving
in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.Copy !req
1021. I don't wanna leave anything
out here. I guess I've killed
maybe... 20 people.Copy !req
1022. Maybe 40!Copy !req
1023. I have tapes of a lot of it.Copy !req
1024. Some of the girls
have seen the tapes.Copy !req
1025. I even, um,Copy !req
1026. I ate some
of their brains...Copy !req
1027. and I tried to
cook a little.Copy !req
1028. Tonight, I, uh...Copy !req
1029. I just had to kill
a lot of people!Copy !req
1030. And, um,Copy !req
1031. I'm not sure I'm gonna
get away with it... this time.Copy !req
1032. So, uh... I mean,Copy !req
1033. I guess...Copy !req
1034. I'm a pretty, uh...Copy !req
1035. I mean, I guess
I'm a pretty sick guy.Copy !req
1036. So,Copy !req
1037. if you get back tomorrow,Copy !req
1038. I may show up at Harry's Bar.Copy !req
1039. So, you know,Copy !req
1040. keep your eyes open.Copy !req
1041. Okay.Copy !req
1042. Oh!Copy !req
1043. Are you my 2:00?Copy !req
1044. No.
Can I help you?Copy !req
1045. I'm looking for...
Paul Allen's place.Copy !req
1046. Doesn't he... live here?
No, he doesn't.Copy !req
1047. You sure?Copy !req
1048. You saw the ad
in the Times?Copy !req
1049. No. Yeah.
I mean, yeah.Copy !req
1050. In the Times.
There was no ad
in the Times.Copy !req
1051. I think you should
go now.Copy !req
1052. But I think...Copy !req
1053. I wanna know
what happened here.Copy !req
1054. Don't make any trouble,
please.Copy !req
1055. I suggest you go.Copy !req
1056. Don't come back.Copy !req
1057. I won't.Copy !req
1058. Don't worry.Copy !req
1059. Patrick Bateman's office.Copy !req
1060. Jean? I need help.
Patrick, is that you?Copy !req
1061. Jean, I'm not...Copy !req
1062. Craig McDermott called. Wants
to meet you, David Van Patten
and Tim Bryce at Harry's.Copy !req
1063. Oh, God.
What did you say,
you dumb bitch?Copy !req
1064. Patrick, I can't hear you.
What am I doing?Copy !req
1065. Where are you, Patrick?
What's wrong?Copy !req
1066. I don't think
I'm gonna make it, Jean,
to the, uh,Copy !req
1067. office this afternoon.Copy !req
1068. Why?Copy !req
1069. Just say no!
What is it, Patrick?
Are you all right?Copy !req
1070. Stop sounding
so fucking sad.Copy !req
1071. Jesus!Copy !req
1072. That's a table for three.
Bateman, you're looking
wild-eyed. Rough day?Copy !req
1073. Hey, look.
Bryce is back and
he's drinking mineral water.Copy !req
1074. He's a changed man,
except for he still can't
a reservation to save his life.Copy !req
1075. Why don't you just try
150 Wooster?Copy !req
1076. I'm not going anywhere
unless we have a reservation.Copy !req
1077. Le Cirque, Flamingo East,
Oyster Bar. Come on, faggots.
Let's get a "res."Copy !req
1078. Keep your shirt on.
Maybe lose the suspenders.Copy !req
1079. Need a reservation
for 8:30.Copy !req
1080. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Right back.Copy !req
1081. 10:00 would not be
any good. No.Copy !req
1082. Just fucking call them.
Give me the phone. I'll do it.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
1083. Face it. The Japanese
will own most of this country
by the end of the '90s.Copy !req
1084. Shut up, Carnes.
They will not.Copy !req
1085. So, uh, Harold,
did you get my message?Copy !req
1086. Jesus, yes.
That was hilarious.
That was you, wasn't it?Copy !req
1087. Yeah, naturally.
Bateman killing Allen
and the escort girls.Copy !req
1088. That's fabulous.
That's rich.
What exactly do you mean?Copy !req
1089. The message you left. By
the way, Davis, how's Cynthia?
You're still seeing her, right?Copy !req
1090. W-Wait, Harold.
What do you mean?Copy !req
1091. Excuse me. Nothing.
It's good to see you.Copy !req
1092. Is that Edward Towers?Copy !req
1093. Carnes, wait. Uh...Copy !req
1094. Davis, I'm not one
to bad-mouth anyone.
Your joke was amusing.Copy !req
1095. But come on, man.
You had one fatal flaw:Copy !req
1096. Bateman is such a dork.Copy !req
1097. Such a boring,
spineless lightweight.Copy !req
1098. Now, if you said Bryce
or McDermott. Otherwise,
it was amusing.Copy !req
1099. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I really must be going.Copy !req
1100. Wait. Uh... Stop.Copy !req
1101. I did it, Carnes.Copy !req
1102. I killed him.Copy !req
1103. I'm Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
1104. I chopped Allen's
fucking head off.Copy !req
1105. The whole message
I left on your machine was true.Copy !req
1106. Excuse me.
I really must be going now.Copy !req
1107. No. No, listen.Copy !req
1108. Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
1109. I'm not Davis.
I'm Patrick Bateman.Copy !req
1110. We talk on the phone
all the time.Copy !req
1111. Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
1112. You're my lawyer.Copy !req
1113. Now, Carnes, listen.Copy !req
1114. Listen very, very carefully.Copy !req
1115. I killed Paul Allen,Copy !req
1116. and I liked it.Copy !req
1117. I can't make myself
any clearer.Copy !req
1118. But that's simply not possible.
And I don't find this funny
anymore.Copy !req
1119. It never was
supposed to be.
Why isn't it possible?Copy !req
1120. It's just not.
Why not,
you stupid bastard?Copy !req
1121. Because I had dinner
with Paul Allen...Copy !req
1122. twice in London
just ten days ago.Copy !req
1123. No, you...Copy !req
1124. didn't.
Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
1125. We've seen the results
of that mistrust...Copy !req
1126. in the form of lies,
provisions in the states.Copy !req
1127. We need to find a way
to cooperate while
realizing foreign policy...Copy !req
1128. can't be run
by committee.Copy !req
1129. And I believe there's now
the growing sense...Copy !req
1130. that we can accomplish more
by cooperating.Copy !req
1131. And in the end,
this may be the eventual
blessing in disguise...Copy !req
1132. to come out of
the Iran-Contra mess.Copy !req
1133. How can he lie like that?Copy !req
1134. How can he pull that shit?
What shit?Copy !req
1135. Now, where do we have
reservations at?Copy !req
1136. I'm not really hungry,
but I'd like to have
reservations someplace.Copy !req
1137. How can you be so fucking,Copy !req
1138. I don't know,
cool about it?Copy !req
1139. Some guys are just
born cool, I guess.Copy !req
1140. Bateman?Copy !req
1141. - What are you
so fucking zany about?
- I'm just a happy camper.Copy !req
1142. Rockin' and a rollin'!Copy !req
1143. Oh, brother, look.Copy !req
1144. He presents himself
as this harmless old codger,
but inside...Copy !req
1145. but inside...Copy !req
1146. But inside doesn't matter.Copy !req
1147. Inside? Believe or not,
Bryce, we're actually
listening to you.Copy !req
1148. Come on, Bateman.
What do you think?Copy !req
1149. - Whatever.
- Whose moronic idea was it
to order dry beers?Copy !req
1150. I need a scotch.Copy !req
1151. There are no more barriers
to cross.Copy !req
1152. All I have in common
with the uncontrollable
and the insane,Copy !req
1153. the vicious and the evil,
all the mayhem I have caused...Copy !req
1154. and my utter indifference
toward it,Copy !req
1155. I have now surpassed.Copy !req
1156. My pain is constant and sharp...Copy !req
1157. and I do not hope
for a better world for anyone.Copy !req
1158. In fact, I want my pain
to be inflicted on others.Copy !req
1159. I want no one to escape.Copy !req
1160. But even after admitting this,Copy !req
1161. there is no catharsis.Copy !req
1162. My punishment continues
to elude me...Copy !req
1163. and I gain no deeper knowledge
of myself.Copy !req
1164. No new knowledge can be
extracted from my telling.Copy !req
1165. This confession
has meant... nothing.Copy !req
1166. Word.Copy !req
1167. Come on.Copy !req