1. Oh, honey,
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4. really want to go.
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8. Wanna fuck me, baby?
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10. You wanna fuck me?
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13. have no idea, Mr. Williams.
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14. All right. Go back
to what you were doing.
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17. Yeah.
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18. Yeah. Fuck me, baby.
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19. Yes, please.
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23. Oh, yeah! So good,
SO good, baby.
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was paying.
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if you forgot the coupon?
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like to waste money.
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I'm letting you pay full price
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coupon sitting on the counter.
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31. I'm coming, too.
Now
gotta pee.
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Oh, yeah.
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35. You like that?
like
that, too. Oh, yeah!
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38. Harder.
Harder? Okay.
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Yeah, right there, babe.
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Oh, yeah, baby! Harder!
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All right.
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46. You wanna cum for me, baby?
Oh, yeah.
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47. Yeah? Cum for me, baby.
I'm so close.
will.
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We're almost there.
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49. You're gonna cum for me?
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50. I'm about to. I'm about to.
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53. Grandma. Grandma.
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MR. Hey, Grandma
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my grandmother died.
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the story of my life.
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a little bit.
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of the party.
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Mike Coozeman.
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he's ever interested in.
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ladies' man
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67. Very smooth.
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68. Oh, please.
consider that foreplay.
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69. Where's Ryan?
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70. don't know.
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saw him,
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with Stacey and Shelly.
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Ryan Grimm.
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74. don't know how he does it.
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75. See,
told you there
was enough for both of you.
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77. Believe it or not, back then,
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showing him the ropes.
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of the football team,
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80. and the coolest guy in school.
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81. Hey,
brought you
a vodka and ginger ale,
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your stomach.
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83. Oh, thanks.
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Jjunior year.
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incision into your frogs.
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what she saw in me,
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finally got up
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she kept going out with me.
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96. Oh!
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97. And
try my best to get her.
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98. Come on. Take the
low one. It's easy.
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101. Are you all right?
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it possible to break your ass?
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103. Okay,
promise I'll never
make you ride a horse again.
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104. Looks like
she's perfect, right?
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106. Tracy's not ready
to have sex yet,
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108. Now, being one of the only
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109. but it's even worse for me.
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the legendary Stifler boys.
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and our other cousin Dwight.
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114. You see, with my last name
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I'm supposed to live up to.
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steal this beer.
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have totally fucked that goat.
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Tracy by now.
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grandmother from jerking off.
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126. The coroner's findings
were inconclusive.
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127. Why are you still whacking it
to that dumpster porn?
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128. Yeah, why don't you
just go on the Internet
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130. Well, because my mom
put on that CyberNanny
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131. after you spent the entire night
looking up German fetish porn.
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132. Man, you are pathetic.
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133. You know who
blame for this?
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135. What? Why?
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be killing your relatives
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139. Erik, you cannot
graduate a virgin.
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140. For Christ's sake,
you're a Stifler.
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142. How was your math test?
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143. It was all right.
How was English?
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144. Pretty interesting, actually.
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always tell you about?
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thing all... That's cool.
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147. Are you okay?
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148. Yeah, I'm fine.
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149. Erik, we've been
dating for two years.
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something's bothering you.
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151. Nothing's wrong.
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152. don't know why you think you
have this psychic ability to read me.
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153. Because
do. What is it?
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I'm an asshole.
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155. Let's just forget about it.
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156. Come on, Erik, you know you
can talk to me about anything.
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157. All right.
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158. It's the sex.
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159. mean,
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160. we've been together for
two years. Two years, Trace.
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161. mean, when we were juniors,
it was one thing,
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163. is starting to have
some serious consequences.
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164. mean, people are dying.
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165. told you,
I'm not ready yet.
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166. am so ready.
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167. Can't
be ready enough
for the both of us?
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170. I'm sorry, Erik.
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easier for you to be a virgin
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you stay a virgin,
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and innocent you seem.
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177. The longer
stay a virgin,
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become the
laughingstock of the entire school.
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179. I'm sorry, but...
mean...
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180. I'm sorry
brought it up.
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181. Look,
gotta go.
I'll see you after school.
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183. Bye.
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his dick was this big.
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bet he's got a big one.
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186. Well, Tracy wouldn't know.
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187. Whatever.
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188. Yeah,
guess it's pretty hard to
figure out dick size from dry humping.
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189. Brooke, that's mean.
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190. Just because
don't have a catalog
of the school's dick sizes like you,
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don't know a thing or two.
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192. Okay, so how big is Erik's?
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193. See? Told you.
Come on, Brooke.
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194. It's not like that with us.
mean, Erik's different.
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195. He respects my boundaries.
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196. Well, you better give that boy
a reason to stick around,
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197. or he's gonna find a girl
with looser boundaries.
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198. Erik would never do that.
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199. Yeah, that's what
you said about Trent.
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200. He broke up with you over sex,
and that was sophomore year.
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201. Yeah, this justisn't gonna
work without the sex.
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202. God, Trent is cute,
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203. and
heard he just
broke up with Holly.
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204. Look, Tracy, we love you, and
we love Erik, but let's get real.
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205. He's a guy,
and guys have certain needs.
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206. They really do. It's like a
caveman thing or something.
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207. Yeah,
can't believe you've
kept him tied up this long.
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208. Hey, Erik, guess who
just talked to?
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209. Who?
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up at Michigan.
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211. Why are you talking
to my cousin Dwight?
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212. Oh, we talk all the time.
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213. What? We have
a lot in common.
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214. What's that crazy
bastard up to?
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215. He's in some fraternity, and all
those guys do is drink and fuck.
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216. And it just so happens that they're
throwing a monster party this weekend
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218. What's the Naked Mile?
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219. Oh, dude, it's this thing
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221. It's their way of blowing off
steam after exams.
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222. Thousands of naked chicks?
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223. Stifler says that this party
is gonna be epic.
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224. Bottom line is,
this place is played out.
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225. High school's over for us.
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226. It's time to plant
our flag in a new land.
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227. Porn, cumshot, dead
grandmother, grounded forever?
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228. Don't worry.
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229. Just tell your parents that, you're
thinking about going to school there.
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230. don't know, man.
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231. Oh, please.
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232. Your mom cried
when you told her
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to school in Boston.
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237. I'll make sandwiches.
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238. Chicken salad?
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239. Of course.
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240. Are you gonna get a chance
to see your cousin?
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241. Yeah. We might stop by
and say hello.
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242. Now, there's someone you
should definitely look up to.
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243. bet he doesn't have time
to blow his load on his family.
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244. Harry, please. MR.
don't understand.
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245. didn't have time
to spank my monkey.
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246. Thank you for that very
disturbing image, Dad.
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247. mean, Stiflers do not fake being
sick to stay home and pull dick.
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248. We cut class to get ass.
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249. Yes,
know. That saying
is on our family crest.
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250. Oh, don't let me forget
to pack the Imodium AD.
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251. Just in case you get diarrhea.
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252. Mom.
am so excited.
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258. and she's even
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259. Chicken salad?
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260. Oh, sweet.
Yup.
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261. See,
told you.
Never doubt me.
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is gonna be tits.
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263. can't wait to see Stifler.
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264. Hey, how come
you never call me Stifler?
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265. You're more of an Erik.
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266. Hold on.
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267. That's Tracy.
I'd better take it.
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268. All right, later.
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269. Hey, sweetie. Listen,
about today, I'm really...
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270. Erik,
wanna have sex.
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271. Excuse me?
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272. wanna have sex.
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273. Are you serious?
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274. Absolutely.
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that is so not cool.
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277. Erik, this isn't a joke.
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278. want to have sex.
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279. Yes! Yes, yes.
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281. What?
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282. Tonight.
wanna
have sex tonight.
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283. How am
supposed
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288. Hypocrite.
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289. So you get the beer and the
weed, and I'll handle the nitrous.
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290. You got it.
What's Erik bringing?
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291. Sandwiches.
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292. Nice. Chicken salad
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293. My favorite combination.
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294. Yeah, well, at least you'll
get to taste the chicken salad.
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295. Ow.
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296. Hey, what do you think Erik's
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to dumpster porn.
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298. No more beating off to dumpster
porn. No more virgin jokes.
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299. Tonight, Erik Stifler
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304. What?
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305. Did you hear something?
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306. No. Don't worry,
my parents are passed out.
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307. Are you sure?
You know how my stomach gets.
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308. Here, I'll help you relax.
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310. Oh, shit. I left it at home.
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I'll be back in like five...
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312. No, no, don't worry.
I've got one.
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317. Yeah.
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318. Shit. Someone's coming.
Quick, get behind the bar. Now!
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319. Honey, what are you
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326. Sounds like you could use
an Alka-Seltzer.
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327. Oh, Daddy. Here, let me
get you your drink.
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328. No, that's okay, honey.
You go back to your yoga.
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329. No, Daddy,
really want to.
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330. Sweetie, I'm a grown man.
can make my own drink.
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334. There was a noise
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337. See, Daddy? I told you.
Now, come make your drink.
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341. Ugh.
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a shit in our dryer.
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344. Shit.
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349. Dude, why are you naked
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351. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
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352. Look, I'm in serious trouble,
okay?
need your help.
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355. Yeah.
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356. Hey, man, thanks for the
clothes. I'll get them back to you.
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357. No, thanks. Why don't
you just burn them?
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get a reward
for turning you in.
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alleged improprieties are confirmed,
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the White House.
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administration would neither
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the allegations.
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363. And in local news, a masked
burglar broke into an area residence,
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then exposed himself to a teenage girl.
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the search,
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of the perpetrator are unknown.
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367. What is wrong
with these people?
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the shit out of me.
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You know, let's just...
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mean, if
your dad didn't come down...
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love you. I'm just...
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also realized just how
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Get it out of your system,
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he'd puss out.
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brought the sandwiches.
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guilt-free pass for the weekend,
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sex don't have to be linked.
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get it out of my system.
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the lamest to the coolest in one shot.
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like, some sort of a test?
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No, no.
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that you're a man...
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422. Absolutely.
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go get you some random pussy.
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we've got a full tank of gas,
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three cases of beer,
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we're underage...
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431. It's as safe as any other chemical
used to freeze-dry animals.
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432. Look at the size
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What fucking chicken?
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What were you thinking?
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had to
give him a reason to stick around.
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to go have a weekend orgy.
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441. You've got to stop this.
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442. If he has sex this weekend,
what do you think's gonna happen?
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443. That he'll get it
out of his system.
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444. Oh, yeah,
That's how it works.
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445. He's gonna go from getting
laid back to dry humping.
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446. It's pretty risky, Tracy.
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447. Risky? It's a fucking
Pandora's box, literally.
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448. And once he's felt the soft pink
velvet on the inside of the box,
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449. he's not gonna go back to rubbing
his dick on the outside of the lid.
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450. Never thought of it like that.
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451. Tracy, men are like dogs
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452. that run around and hump
anything they see.
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453. Now, go and get your dog
back on its leash.
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454. Come on, Erik.
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455. knew it was
too good to be true.
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456. Sorry, kids.
It's for the best.
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457. Tracy?
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458. Oh, Mr. Levenstein.
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459. Hi.
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460. You're back for more yoga.
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461. Well, my wife is hooked on it,
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462. and she thinks if
can be a little
more flexible, we can try some new...
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463. Have you ever heard of a book
called the Kama Sutra?
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464. No.
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465. Oh, well,
my wife just got it,
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466. and there's some stuff in there
that requires some serious stretching,
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467. if you know what
mean.
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468. Are you okay, honey?
You look a little upset.
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469. Oh, you know, just some
boyfriend stuff.
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470. Oh, boyfriend stuff.
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471. Well, if there's
anything
can do.
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472. No offense or anything, but
don't think you'd understand.
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473. Oh,
see.
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474. You know, my son
had his fair share
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475. of relationship-slash-
sexual-slash-
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476. pastry-related difficulties,
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477. and
think my advice
helped him over the years.
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478. Well, do you have any advice for a girl
dumb enough to give her virgin boyfriend
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479. a guilt-free pass
for the weekend?
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480. I'm sorry, a guilt-free pass?
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481. That means he could do whatever he
wants this weekend with no consequences.
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482. Oh, my!
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483. Well, that certainly sounds
progressive,
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484. and a safe bet on what is probably
gonna be a humdrum weekend.
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485. He's at the Naked Mile
this weekend.
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486. You gave your boyfriend a guilt-free pass
to the Naked Mile? Are you kidding me?
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487. Tracy, the Naked Mile
is insane. You...
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488. But, look, Tracy,
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489. even if your boyfriend is at
this Naked Mile,
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490. it doesn't mean
he's gonna do anything.
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491. Really?
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492. Well, just because he can,
doesn't mean he will.
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493. Relationships are
all about trust.
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494. Yeah,
guess you're right.
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495. Well, namaste.
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496. Namaste.
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497. Hey, have you seen my phone?
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498. No.
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499. Maybe you left it
back at school.
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500. No,
thought
put it in my backpack.
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501. Hmm. Mmm-mmm.
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502. Hey, you wanna pull over at that
stop up ahead?
gotta take a piss.
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503. Just piss in a can
or something.
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504. Man,
could cut my dick
on the lip.
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505. Well, piss out the window.
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506. Hey!
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507. Love that breeze off the lake.
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508. This place is incredible.
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509. Just think, next year
I'm gonna be going here.
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510. Yeah, thanks to Daddy
and his alumni connections.
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511. Fuck off.
told you,
gotin on my SAT scores.
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512. You scored five points
above being legally retarded.
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513. Whatever. Still got in.
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514. Hey, why does it smell
like piss back here?
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515. This is it.
Beta Delta Xi.
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516. This is the house?
Yeah.
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517. Cool.
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518. What's going on here?
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519. have no idea.
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520. Drink. Drink.
Drink. Drink.
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521. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink.
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522. Okay.
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523. Yeah.
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524. How you feeling there,
Stretch?
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525. Little dizzy?
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526. "Cause guess what?
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527. Stifler can drink this shit
all day long.
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528. Your cousin is my hero.
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529. All right, everybody freeze!
Oh, shit.
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530. Campus security.
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531. Nobody takes another drink...
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532. Till
got my bet down.
got $200 on Stifler!
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533. Spanky, you had me going,
you silly son of a bitch.
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534. Let's do it. Do it!
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535. You got steel nuts, my man.
I'll give you that much.
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536. But you're no match
for the Stif-man.
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537. Fuck you, Stifler.
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538. Ooh!
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539. Yeah.
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540. Yeah.
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541. What's the matter,
Boy Band?
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542. You need a little something
to settle your stomach?
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543. Oh!
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544. Yeah, take in
the Stifler essence. Mmm!
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545. Mighty pungent.
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546. Oh!
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547. Yeah!
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548. And still Heavyweight Drinking
Champion of the World,
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549. Dwight "The Iron Liver"
Stifler!
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550. I'm a bad motherfucker, baby!
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551. He's okay. He's okay.
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552. Oh, hey, cousin.
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553. How you doing?
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554. I'm fine, Dwight.
Are you okay?
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555. Oh, yeah,
I'm fine.
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556. I'm fine.
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557. Hey,
heard that you killed
Grandma with your cumshot.
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558. That sucks, man.
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559. Mmm-hmm.
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560. Should we take him
to the hospital?
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561. No, he'll be fine.
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562. He told me he does this,
like, once a month.
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563. Okay, well, you guys keep an eye
on him. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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564. Of course I'm going.
It's the Naked Mile.
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565. So, when are we
gonna start partying?
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566. Oh, someone's feeling
a little frisky.
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567. Let's just say
finally decided
to live up to the family name.
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568. Stifler? We got a serious
problem, man.
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569. Mike and the guys just got arrested
trying to steal a monkey from the zoo.
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570. So what's the problem? Just
take the money out of my bail fund.
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571. They're almost half
our football team.
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572. We gotta put a team on the
field, man, or we're done.
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573. Why? "Cause we're
already on probation.
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574. We gotta participate
in every intramural event
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575. or we're kicked off
campus, man.
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576. We're four guys short.
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577. play football.
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578. played freshman year.
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579. What about you?
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580. A little Nerf here and there.
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581. Good enough. Stifler?
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582. Mmm?
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583. Can you play?
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584. Don't ever
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585. ask if Stifler can play.
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586. I'm good.
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587. The team we're playing's been
undefeated for five straight years.
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588. These guys must be
pretty serious.
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589. Fucking-A-right,
they're serious.
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590. Lambda Pi Gamma.
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591. They're our arch rivals in
everything. Sports, women, booze.
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592. These guys are fucking evil.
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593. Get ready!
Come on! Down!
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594. Blue 42.
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595. They're midgets.
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596. Hut!
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597. Don't let their size
fool you.
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598. These guys are
fucking animals.
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599. Did
do too much nitrous?
A midget fraternity?
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600. Those rich midgets from those infomercials
gave the school some huge grant,
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601. and started a school for the
vertically challenged and a fraternity.
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602. And this is where every midget
in America wants to be.
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603. Hot feet!
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604. That's right.
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605. Breakdown.
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606. These guys are
the best of the best.
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607. Well, well, well.
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608. If itisn't the regular-size retards
and Captain Retard himself.
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609. You ready to get your ass
kicked again, Shitler?
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610. Get back to Oz there before
you get your ass stomped, Toto.
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611. Toto was the dog,
you fucking idiot.
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612. Lick my balls, Big Wheel-riding,
midget motherfucker.
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613. It's little person, fuck-nut.
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614. This year, I'm gonna take
a chunk out of your other leg.
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615. You little...
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616. You want it?
You want it? Come on.
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617. Take it easy.
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618. Whoa. Whoa.
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619. Out of my way, assholes.
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620. What's that guy's problem?
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621. That's Rock.
He's fucking crazy.
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622. He plays dirty. Out
of my way, you fucking idiot.
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623. Last year, he bit a chunk
out of my thigh.
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624. Jesus!
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625. Hey, his girlfriend's
pretty hot.
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626. Yeah. What's with
that regular-size guy?
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627. Oh, it's Rock's cousin. They
had to let him in. Legacy.
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628. What a douchebag.
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629. Can he play?
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630. No, he sucks.
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631. Hey, keep your head up.
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632. Whatever, they're midgets.
How bad can it be?
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633. Holy shit!
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634. Keep your head up, bitch.
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635. told you, man. Don't
underestimate these little bastards.
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636. Down!
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637. Set!
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638. Hut!
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639. Yeah!
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640. Let's go, fellas.
Get on the line.
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641. Down!
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642. How you feeling, Stifler?
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643. I'm 6'1", Frodo.
How about you?
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644. Set!
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645. Hut!
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646. The little fucker's
biting me again.
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647. Funny, you don't look 6'1"
from here, shit stain.
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648. God,
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649. hate that fucking guy.
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650. Getting killed out there.
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651. can't get loose.
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652. They're so fast and small.
don't know what to do.
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653. Quit crying, you bunch
of bra-wearing pussies.
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654. just got a hunk taken out of
my leg. You don't hear me crying.
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655. All right, let's put
our balls on the table.
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656. Let's go out there, show these little sons
of bitches what being a Beta's all about.
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657. You understand
what I'm saying, fellas?
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658. All right, Beta on three.
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659. One, two, three, Beta!
Beta!
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660. Down! Set!
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661. Hut!
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662. Go!
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663. All right, we got
five seconds left, guys.
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664. If you're about to get tackled,
lateral it to the nearest guy.
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665. It's our only chance.
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666. All right, let's go now.
Come on, Beta on three.
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667. Beta on three.
Who's with me?
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668. One, two, three, Beta!
Beta!
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669. Down!
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670. Set!
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671. Hut!
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672. We kicked your ass!
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673. You're still my bitch,
Stifler.
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674. can't believe
we lost to midgets.
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675. Don't let those Oompa Loompa
bastards get to you.
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676. Right now, we have more important
matters to tend to, gentlemen.
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677. From what
understand,
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678. my cousin has
a guilt-free pass
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679. to bang all the girls
he can find.
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680. That
do.
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681. Oh, that is good news.
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682. Christ, for a while
was starting
to think you were adopted.
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683. Gentlemen,
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684. welcome to paradise.
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685. Boys and girls,
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686. we have a celebrity
in our midst.
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687. The Heavyweight Drinking
Champion of the Worlq,
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688. Dwight "Iron Liver" Stifler!
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689. Ooh!
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690. All right, you pussy-wipes, I'm
gonna go find some lady friends.
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691. Try not to blow your wad
in the first minute, huh?
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692. There is no way Allison's
party was better than Jimmy's.
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693. You're nuts. Jimmy's
party had two kegs
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694. and those two theater chicks went
down on each other on the pool table
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695. in front of everybody.
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696. What the hell are
you two talking about?
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697. What?
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698. Two kegs, theater chicks.
Well, guess what?
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699. We're in a college bar full of
unlimited booze and pussy,
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700. and we're sitting at the bar
talking about high-school parties.
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701. Ryan? Ryan!
What's your problem?
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702. That Great Falls attitude.
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703. All you guys do is
talk about Great Falls
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704. like it's the end-all
and be-all of existence.
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705. The place is a fucking trap,
which is why I'm going to California.
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706. I'm not gonna get stuck like
the rest of them.
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707. Yeah,
know.
think that's great.
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708. Yeah, but don't you see? That's
what this weekend is about for me.
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709. What do you mean?
To seeif
I can do it.
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710. If
can start over and accept
being low man on the totem pole.
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711. Ryan, it's just
a weekend, man.
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712. Maybe to you, but to me
it's a lot more than that.
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713. Man,
sound like a chick.
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714. really need to
go get some pussy.
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715. Yeah.
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716. Oh, shit.
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717. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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718. No, no, no, no. It's fine.
can't believe
did that.
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719. Here, come with me.
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720. Quick, take off your shirt.
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721. Excuse me?
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722. knew that.
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723. Are we allowed
to be back here?
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724. Oh, yeah, don't worry.
used to bartend here.
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725. Cool.
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726. Look, I'm really, really
sorry about this. Right.
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727. Accidents happen.
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728. I'm Brandy, by the way.
I'm Erik.
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729. You know, any other frat asshole
would bite my head off right now
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730. if
spilled a drink on him.
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731. Here. I'm...
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732. I'm not in a fraternity.
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733. Oh, you're not?
So you're independent?
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734. What's that?
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735. You know, a student
who's not Greek.
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736. No, I'm just visiting for the
weekend. I'm a senior in high school.
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737. High school?
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738. Yeah.
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739. Really? Most girls slap me or
kick me in the balls when
say that.
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740. Why? It's hysterical.
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741. That's what
say.
What are your names?
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742. I'm Jill and this is Alexis.
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743. Hey, this is
my buddy Ryan.
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744. Hey, Ryan.
Hey, Ryan.
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745. Hey, ladies.
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746. Amnesty International. Is
that some kind of rock band?
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747. It's an organization that works to
protect human rights all over the world.
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748. Oh, yeah.
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749. Hey, get away
from our dates.
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750. Down here, asshole.
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751. What the hell do you want?
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752. Just what he said.
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753. For you two to get
away from our dates.
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754. In your dreams, Willow.
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755. There is no way these girls
are here with you.
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756. Are you?
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757. But why?
They're cool.
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758. And sexy.
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759. You gotta be
fucking kidding me.
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760. Ain't nobody kidding
around here, punk.
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761. If you got a problem, we
could settle this right here.
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762. Oh,
would love to.
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763. Okay, stop it, you guys.
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764. Listen, it was really nice meeting
you two, but we're spoken for tonight.
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765. Come on, baby, let's dance.
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766. That did not
just happen.
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767. Time for a Stifler blowjob!
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768. You've gotta meet my roommate.
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769. would love to.
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770. Dude, the fucking midgets
just stole our women.
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771. Yeah, those fuckers
are out of hand.
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772. told you guys, don't
underestimate those little bastards.
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773. That midget quarterback
stole my girlfriend last year.
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774. Slut!
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775. Out of my goddamn way.
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776. Holy shit!
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777. thought this place had a no-loser
policy. What are you assholes doing here?
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778. Fuck off, Mighty Mouse.
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779. Man, don't take it out on me because
your ladies like it short and thick,
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780. rather than tall and skinny.
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781. Rock, don't you know, baby?
This bar is like a roller coaster.
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782. Yeah, it has
a height requirement,
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783. and I'm afraid
you just don't measure up!
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784. Motherfucker.
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785. Easy! Easy! Easy!
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786. This isn't over, Shitler.
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787. Oh, you got that right!
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788. Never get in my way, woman.
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789. What's up?
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790. Bitch.
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791. That did not happen.
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792. swear to God,
was running through
the streets with nylons on my head
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793. and the condom still on.
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794. can't believe
just
told you that story.
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795. think it's great.
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796. mean, think of it this way,
you'll never forget your first time.
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797. Well, it wasn't...
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798. Technically...
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799. Oh, no, wait.
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800. You mean you didn't even
get to... He came down too fast.
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801. Oh!
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802. Thank you. Thank you for
laughing at my misfortune.
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803. think you're a sweetheart.
And you're really cute.
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804. This is me.
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805. So, are you guys
running the Mile tomorrow?
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806. don't know. There's something
about running naked down the street
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807. while you're still a virgin...
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808. Didn't stop you before.
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809. Touche.
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810. You never know,
that virgin thing,
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811. it could totally change
by the end of the weekend.
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812. Thanks for walking me home.
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813. What the hell happened
to you last night?
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814. What's up, fellas?
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815. What's up?
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816. What's up is
we got cock-blocked
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817. by some midgets at the bar.
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818. Cooze, never mind that.
Where the hell were you?
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819. Well, Mother, if you must
know,
was with a girl.
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820. Ooh.
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821. Mmm.
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822. Bullshit. What girl?
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823. Her name is Brandy. She's
in a sorority and she's hot,
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824. and I'm supposed to meet her
at the Mile tonight.
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825. Dude,
don't get it.
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826. We come to college, we get
blown off by chicks for midgets,
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827. and you're hanging out with
a sorority girl?
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828. What the fuck
is going on here?
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829. So, what are you gonna do?
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830. What do you mean?
He's gonna bang that chick.
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831. Aren't you?
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832. What?
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833. Yeah.
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834. Yeah, of course
will. I'm on a
guilt-free pass, why wouldn't 1?
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835. Why the hesitation, man?
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836. Oh, shit! You're not
gonna do it.
said I'll do it.
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837. Erik, you've been given a gift
from above. Don't fuck it up.
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838. won't.
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839. Yes, you will.
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840. No.
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841. L...
gotta get out of here.
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842. Hello?
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843. Hey, it's me.
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844. Calling to see
how you're doing.
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845. I'm fine,
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846. I'm just studying.
Oh. Okay.
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847. Cool.
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848. So, did you guys decide if you're
gonna run in the Naked Mile?
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849. No, not yet. But you know me,
I'll probably just wimp out.
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850. mean, you don't have to.
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851. Yeah,
know.
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852. Are you okay?
mean,
you sound a little weird.
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853. I'm fine.
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854. I'm fine.
just wanted
to call and say hello.
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855. Thanks, but you don't need to
check in.
mean, go, have fun.
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856. That's what this weekend's
all about.
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857. You're the greatest.
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858. Erik Stifler.
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859. Hey, Mr. Levenstein.
Hello, Erik, good to see you.
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860. Yeah. Wow,
haven't seen you since
my parents' New Year's party, right?
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861. Yes, well, your folks really, really
know how to ring in the new year.
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862. Look, I'm sorry about my dad giving
you that wedgie in front of everybody.
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863. Well, your dad's been doing
that to me since we were kids,
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864. and strangely enough,
enjoy it.
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865. So, what are you
doing up here?
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866. Oh, well,
went to school here
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867. and, you know,
like to come
back every now and then
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868. and check out the campus.
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869. That's the only reason I'm here.
No other reason that
can think of.
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870. And what about you?
What are you doing here?
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871. Actually,
it's kind of personal.
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872. Oh. Well, say no more.
Okay.
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873. Okay, listen,
good seeing you.
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874. Yeah, for sure.
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875. Actually, Mr. Levenstein,
you were a counselor
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876. at Tall Oaks Band Camp
with my cousin Matt, right?
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877. Yes. Yes,
was. And your cousin
Matt needed some counseling...
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878. Yeah.
might add.
gave him some advice.
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879. Advice.
Do you think
could
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880. confide something in you?
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881. Well, sure. Yes, Erik,
anything. Anything.
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882. Okay.
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883. I'm a virgin.
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884. Okay, can
stop you there?
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885. You're a Stifler and a virgin?
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886. Yeah.
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887. Well, so you're a virgin.
What's the big deal?
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888. Well, the other night, my girlfriend
and I... We tried to, you know...
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889. Right. But her father
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890. came down before
we had the chance to.
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891. So she changed her mind
completely about the sex,
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892. but she gave me a guilt-free
pass for the weekend.
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893. You got the guilt-free pass?
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894. What do you mean?
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895. Well,
mean, you've got the
old guilt-free pass dilemma.
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896. Yeah.
It's a tough one.
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897. didn't think people your age
knew about that kind of stuff.
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898. believe
know more
about this than you think.
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899. Good, because
just
don't know what to do here.
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900. mean, I've got this smoking-hot
sorority girl all over me.
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901. Well, you know, my son Jim
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902. went through kind of
a similar dilemma.
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903. He was going out
with this very attractive
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904. foreign-exchange student
named Nadia.
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905. Right, right, yeah. That's the one
he blew his load too early with, right?
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906. Yes.
Twice.
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907. Yes.
Over the Internet.
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908. That's the one.
Yeah.
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909. Well, blowing loads aside...
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910. Yeah.
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911. The next summer Nadia came
to visit Jim at the beach,
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912. and he turned her down
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913. because he had fallen in love
with Michelle,
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914. who he later married, and is
now the mother of my grandchild.
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915. So you're saying
shouldn't
hook up with this sorority girl?
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916. I'm saying
think only you
know the answer to that, Erik.
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917. Well, gotta run.
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918. Oh, Erik,
was sorry to hear
about your grandmother.
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919. Last night was amazing.
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920. Yeah, it was.
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921. The three of us should
do it again sometime.
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922. Definitely.
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923. Definitely.
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924. Hey, buddy. You know
how to get to Murray Street?
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925. Oh, yeah, man. Just go
right down Maryland Avenue...
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926. What the...
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927. What is this?
Enter the Midget?
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928. It's little people, asshole.
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929. Come get some.
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930. Come get some, baby!
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931. Midgets jumped Stifler.
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932. What?
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933. The midgets jumped Stifler.
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934. He's in
the hospital right now.
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935. Oh, shit.
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936. Holy shit.
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937. Man, he is fucked up.
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938. First Grandma,
and now this.
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939. All right, we gotta get
those fucking midgets.
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940. Yeah, man.
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941. Jesus, Ryan, keep it down, will
you?
got a huge fucking headache.
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942. We thought
this guy was you.
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943. Fuck, no.
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944. don't know
what happened to that pussy.
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945. Hey, man,
what the hell happened?
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946. Rock and his boys jumped me,
wearing all black and ski masks.
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947. Like
wouldn't know
it was them.
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948. Are you all right? Are you
gonna be able to run in the Mile?
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949. Doesn't look like it.
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950. Doc says the Stif-man's gonna be
laid up for at least a couple of more days.
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951. Hey, don't worry. We
will find those little fuckers.
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952. No.
appreciate it, okay?
Stifler'll think of something.
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953. Now you guys are up here
to do two things. Have fun,
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954. and run naked
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955. with hundreds of hot,
big-breasted, horny women.
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956. You understand?
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957. Yeah.
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958. Good. Now get the fuck out of
here so
can get some sleep.
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959. Hey, Erik, stick around
for a second.
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960. Yeah.
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961. Listen,
know
what you're going through.
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962. You do? Sure, yeah.
had the same problem
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963. when
was in middle school.
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964. But living up to the family
name is not an easy thing, man.
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965. Yeah. What did you do?
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966. Well,
whipped out my dick in
class, stole the principal's car,
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967. and then
fucked
a lunch lady.
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968. Onh.
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969. But, hey, that's me.
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970. What do you think
should do?
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971. It's not for me to decide or advise.
You gotta figure that out on your own.
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972. But
will say this. We got
a pretty fucked-up family,
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973. and it's nice having a guy
like you around.
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974. Now, seriously, go.
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975. All I have to say is,
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976. thank you, Dad, for getting
my dumb ass into this school.
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977. Gentlemen, we have officially
arrived at our destination.
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978. Look who decided
to show up.
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979. didn't think you guys
would have the balls for this.
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980. guess
was right.
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981. Check it out. They
still got their clothes on.
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982. Where is old Shitler?
guess the king
of the Naked Mile didn't make it this year.
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983. Nobody starts this fucking
Naked Mile without me!
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984. Hello, my loyal subjects.
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985. The king has arrived!
Bring out your titties!
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986. You really think that little beating
you gave me could keep me away?
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987. You and the Lollypop Guild
punch like a bunch of 5-year-olds.
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988. This is my fucking school.
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989. Right, screw those guys.
We're here to have fun, right?
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990. Oh, fucking-A-right,
we're here to have some fun.
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991. Hey, why the hell do you guys
still have your clothes on?
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992. Listen, Stifler, we
were talking and...
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993. Hey, Stifler.
like your IVs.
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994. Hello, ladies.
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995. Looking sexy as always.
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996. Heard you were
in the hospital.
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997. Just a little beating
by a bunch of midgets.
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998. Hey, Cooze.
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999. Jill the Thrill.
Back on the Cooze radar.
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1000. Hey, Erik.
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1001. Hey, Brandy.
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1002. Ryan.
Alexis.
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1003. So, you ladies ready
to run this Mile
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1004. and get extra fucking sexy?
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1005. Hell, yeah!
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1006. What about you guys?
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1007. Yeah, what are you guys
doing still dressed?
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1008. Well, we figured
we'd just watch the Mile
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1009. and then meet you guys
at the party afterwards.
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1010. That's too bad 'cause this
Naked Mile is gonna be crazy.
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1011. Really crazy. Right, Brandy?
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1012. Absolutely out of control.
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1013. Yeah! That's what I'm
fucking talking about, boys.
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1014. Set the cocks free!
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1015. Let's huddle up over here.
Come on, fellas.
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1016. Cock huddle.
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1017. All right, bitch tits.
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1018. got a little surprise
for you fuckers.
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1019. What do you got?
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1020. Just a little pharmaceutical
delight for later.
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1021. Stifler!
You uncircumcised twat!
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1022. Jackson, you little-dicked
motherfucker.
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1023. What is this?
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1024. It looks like some kind of E.
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1025. Should we take it now?
He said save it for later.
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1026. Fuck that! I'm about to run
naked through the streets.
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1027. need all the drug-induced
courage
can get.
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1028. I'm so glad you guys
decided to run.
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1029. You must work out.
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1030. Yeah, well,
play football.
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1031. Mmm.
love football players.
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1032. Did anybody ever tell you
that you have a nice ass?
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1033. That guy's a prick!
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1034. Hey, Stifler, is this supposed
to be some pretty good E?
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1035. What E?
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1036. The pills you gave us.
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1037. Oh, shit! You retards.
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1038. That's not E. It's that fucking
four-hour hard-on drug.
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1039. Oh, shit.
scored some at the hospital.
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1040. thought you limp-dicked
bitches could use some.
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1041. Oh, God.
Holy fuck, you didn't...
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1042. Holy shit!
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1043. don't think
can talk this one
down, man. It's got a mind of its own.
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1044. Hey, do not run
behind me. Okay?
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1045. It's... It's just that we
thought that it was...
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1046. Honey, don't apologize.
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1047. Yeah, you guys are
running with us.
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1048. Oh, man! This is going to be
the best Naked Mile ever!
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1049. Who is that guy?
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1050. That is big, bad
Noah Levenstein.
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1051. The craziest bastard
this campus has ever known.
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1052. My bad. My bad. Welcome to
the Naked Mile.
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1053. Yes, you know, when
started this race many, many...
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1054. Christ, he started this whole
thing back in the '60s.
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1055. many years ago. It was
just... Just a passive protest.
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1056. Just a way to "stick it
to the man," so to speak.
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1057. Right on. Right on.
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1058. But over the years, it's
become somewhat less political.
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1059. And now, it's just
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1060. some sort of Roman orgy,
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1061. which I'm down with, by
the way.
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1062. But let's keep
one thing in mind.
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1063. This is about showing the
world your youthful exuberance,
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1064. and your unabashed commitment
to higher learning,
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1065. and having fun
while you're doing it,
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1066. which is where
the naked part comes in.
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1067. Yeah!
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1068. And being completely naked
is, of course,
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1069. a perfectly natural thing.
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1070. There's not one part
of one's body
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1071. one should be ashamed of,
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1072. be it one's pubic region
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1073. or one's breasts,
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1074. as in the case with
you young ladies...
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1075. And a couple of you young men.
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1076. But you should all just revel
in the glory of being seen
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1077. as the people you are.
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1078. Incidentally, if anyone has
anything...
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1079. Come on,
let's fucking do this!
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1080. second that motion,
young man.
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1081. Okay, everybody ready?
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1082. Get set...
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1083. Still going?
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1084. You know it, baby. Hell, yeah!
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1085. You love the Boss Hogg!
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1086. All right, yeah. Look at this.
Look at all these teats.
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1087. I'm adrift in a sea of boobies, and
my balls are scraping the pavement.
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1088. Oh, heads-up.
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1089. Look, it's the boner guys.
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1090. Nice cocks.
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1091. Oh, you got that right, sexy.
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1092. Dude, you have serious issues.
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1093. Hey, naked people only!
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1094. Are you all right?
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1095. I'm fine.
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1096. Come on, sweetie.
Let's finish this thing.
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1097. I'm standing at the finish line of
a very proud, but strange tradition
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1098. called the Naked Mile.
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1099. Ever year after exams
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1100. hundreds of students
run a mile through campus
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1101. in nothing more than
their birthday suits.
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1102. This is
the greatest thing ever!
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1103. Hell, yeah!
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1104. can't believe we did this!
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1105. Yeah! Naked Mile, baby!
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1106. Beta House fucking rules!
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1107. Come on, marathon men.
Let's get ready for the party.
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1108. did it.
really did it.
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1109. Way to go, cuz.
That's my cousin.
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1110. Some people call it
lewd behavior,
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1111. but the students say it's just
a good way to blow off steam.
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1112. And maybe,
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1113. find love.
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1114. This is Hal Michaels,
reporting from the Naked Mile.
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1115. Stifler has arrived!
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1116. Yeah! Yeah!
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1117. Holy shit! Is this even
the same house?
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1118. think
had a wet dream
that started like this.
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1119. It's those guys.
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1120. And ended like that.
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1121. Wow, taking those pills
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1122. might just be the best thing you
guys ever did for your social lives.
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1123. Oh, yeah.
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1124. You wanna dance?
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1125. Is my dick hard? Of course
the Cooze wants to dance.
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1126. Are you gonna dance, sexy?
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1127. Or are you one of those football
players who's too cool to dance?
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1128. Oh, baby, they don't call me
the White Shadow for nothing.
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1129. Come on, cutie.
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1130. What a bastard.
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1131. told you to call off
that stupid guilt-free pass.
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1132. I'm so sorry, honey.
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1133. Is there anything
we can do for you?
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1134. No, I think
just want
to be alone.
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1135. No way. We are not leaving you
alone so you can beat yourself up.
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1136. Would you quit being so
logical, Tracy? We're girls.
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1137. Boys should know better
than to trust us to be rational.
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1138. It's not in our nature.
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1139. It's really not.
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1140. So, you are going to
get dressed.
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1141. Then, we're going
to Allison's party.
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1142. That will get your mind
off of Erik.
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1143. don't want to.
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1144. Well, you don't have a vote
in this. Now get dressed.
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1145. Check out our boy. Think
he's going to lose it tonight?
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1146. Nope. Bet he screws it up and
ends up jerking off in the bathroom.
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1147. I'll bet 20 bucks says
he nails her.
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1148. Oh, you're on.
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1149. Hey, hard-on brothers.
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1150. Do you guys have any idea how much
everybody here has been talking about you?
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1151. was getting that feeling.
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1152. Yeah!
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1153. Okay, listen up,
'cause
got a plan
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1154. that's gonna make
you guys legends.
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1155. Ladies and gentlemen!
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1156. Give a big Beta House welcome
to Ryan "Steel Rod" Grimm
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1157. and Mike "Everhard" Coozeman!
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1158. Yeah, Cooze!
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1159. Tonight is the dawning
of a new era
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1160. in meaningless
male competition.
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1161. The Heavyweight Hard-On
Championship of the World!
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1162. For the first phase
of the competition,
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1163. a bucket will be hung on the
dong of each of our contestants.
Copy !req
1164. That bucket will be filled
with a pitcher of beer.
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1165. First person to drop
the bucket is the loser.
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1166. So let the penis games begin!
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1167. Ahh!
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1168. Commence the pouring!
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1169. You like that?
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1170. Oh, yeah, baby!
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1171. Oh, I am so sorry about that!
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1172. Still good.
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1173. Next competition.
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1174. The ring toss.
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1175. Let's have it, girls.
Come on.
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1176. That's right! On that penis!
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1177. Come on, baby,
just like Six Flags.
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1178. Aww!
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1179. Wrong head!
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1180. Ow!
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1181. Ring around the cocksy.
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1182. You needed an extra inch
on that one.
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1183. Can you believe this?
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1184. Do not let Cooze win.
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1185. Next competition!
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1186. got a nine-inch strike zone,
baby.
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1187. You cocky prick.
You can't miss it!
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1188. It's a hardball, son!
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1189. Hey, boner, boner, boner.
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1190. Swing, boner!
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1191. Deep center, baby!
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1192. Foul ball!
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1193. Bunt.
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1194. That is it.
We're calling it a tie.
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1195. Your Co-Hard-On Champions
of the World,
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1196. Ryan "Steel Rod" Grimm
and Mike "Everhard" Coozeman!
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1197. Fifty-six, 57, 58, 59...
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1198. Who's the fuckin' champ, baby?
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1199. Boys are
a bad influence.
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1200. mean, you have no idea what
he's doing or who he's doing it with.
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1201. This guilt-free pass thing?
Completely ridiculous.
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1202. The bottom line is this. You two
will never be on the same level again.
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1203. You're a virgin and he's not.
It's just not gonna work.
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1204. So, what? I'm supposed
to break up with him?
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1205. No, but you need to get
back on the same level.
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1206. You need to sleep
with somebody. Tonight.
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1207. Brooke.
Shut up, Natalie.
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1208. It's the only way.
Imagine a month from now,
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1209. you decide to do it with Erik.
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1210. All you're going to be thinking is that
he's already had sex with some other girl.
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1211. The relationship will not be
equal unless you do this.
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1212. Oh, look.
There's Trent.
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1213. Perfect.
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1214. Hey, cool. A pool table.
Do you play?
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1215. Sometimes.
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1216. Well, what do
you want to play?
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1217. don't care.
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1218. Okay. Well, how about
nine-ball? Look, nine-ball.
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1219. It's... It's easy. You just have to get
the balls in order from one through nine.
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1220. I'll show you. I'll break right
now. You'll be good at it.
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1221. Erik.
Yeah.
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1222. Come here.
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1223. This is special to you, right?
mean, this weekend, this night?
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1224. Erik?
Yes?
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1225. This is sex, not Shakespeare.
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1226. Are you sure you want to?
Because
doubt I'll be very good.
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1227. Don't worry.
know how to
handle guys like you.
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1228. Guys like me?
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1229. Virgins.
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1230. can take care of virgins.
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1231. You mean,
I'm not your first virgin?
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1232. have a bit of a confession.
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1233. Some girls like blonds,
some like muscles.
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1234. like virgins.
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1235. Are you ready for
a special night?
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1236. Hey there, beautiful. Didn't
expect to see you here tonight.
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1237. came to apologize.
heard about what happened,
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1238. You're not just here
to set me up?
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1239. would never want to let anything
happen to that gorgeous face.
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1240. You sure you're supposed to be
dancing on enemy territory like this?
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1241. like your style.
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1242. And your ass.
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1243. You know,
don't usually go for
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1244. suburban, jock,
Abercrombie clones,
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1245. but there is something
about you. Yeah?
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1246. Well,
tend to have that effect
on pacifist, vegan bisexuals.
Copy !req
1247. This guy's got good taste.
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1248. You sure you're up for this after
that little incident downstairs?
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1249. They don't call me "Everhard" because
I've only got one bullet in the chamber.
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1250. But just to be sure...
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1251. Should you be taking
more of that?
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1252. More?
didn't take it
the first time.
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1253. You mean...
That's right, baby.
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1254. We're gonna have
a good time tonight.
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1255. Now get your worthless ass
on the bed, you peasant.
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1256. Excuse me?
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1257. said, get on the bed
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1258. you worthless peasant!
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1259. What is your problem?
Whoa, what's that? What...
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1260. Ow! God!
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1261. said, get on the bed,
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1262. and
meant it.
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1263. Oh, yeah, baby.
get it.
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1264. And I'm into it.
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1265. Shut up!
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1266. All right! All right!
All right!
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1267. Brandy.
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1268. Look,
can't do this.
I'm really sorry, okay?
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1269. mean, you're really
gorgeous and really cool,
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1270. and I'm sure that every single
guy on this planet
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1271. would love to sleep with you,
including me.
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1272. But
just can't.
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1273. I'm in love.
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1274. hope this girl knows
how lucky she is.
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1275. seriously doubt that.
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1276. Got to say it again.
This is a very nice surprise.
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1277. What can
say?
I'm full of them.
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1278. So, what about Erik?
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1279. We're on a weekend
guilt-free pass.
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1280. We can do anything we want.
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1281. Anything?
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1282. Anything.
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1283. like the sound of that.
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1284. Is this your room?
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1285. Why, yes, it s,
my diminutive goddess.
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1286. Good, because
we are going to need
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1287. a little bit of privacy.
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1288. That's it, you pathetic slave.
Keep doing that.
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1289. Don't you think this is
getting a little out of hand?
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1290. Oh, you haven't even seen
"out of hand" yet.
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1291. didn't mean
we had to stop.
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1292. Oh, we're not stopping.
We're just getting started.
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1293. You ready to get kinky?
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1294. Whoa, this isn't kinky yet?
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1295. Not even close.
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1296. What is that noise?
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1297. What the hell?
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1298. You got to be kidding me.
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1299. So, you wanna go upstairs?
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1300. Yeah,
do.
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1301. Hi, Mr. Sterling.
Is Tracy home?
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1302. Hello, Erik. No, she's not.
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1303. She's gone to a party
with Brooke and Natalie.
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1304. Onh.
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1305. Okay. Well,
sorry to disturb you.
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1306. Have a good night!
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1307. Crazy little fucker.
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1308. We gotta find Tracy.
We gotta find Tracy.
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1309. We gotta find Tracy.
Where the fuck is Tracy?
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1310. don't think sex has
to be just one-on-one.
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1311. What the hell?
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1312. Tracy!
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1313. Hey!
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1314. Trace!
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1315. What the hell are you
doing here?
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1316. And on a horse!
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1317. Where's Tracy?
have to see her.
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1318. We think it's best if
you just leave her alone.
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1319. What? Why?
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1320. Because we know about
your little sorority slut.
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1321. What are you talking about?
She saw you kiss that girl on TV.
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1322. Shit. Wait a second. So what?
was on a guilt-free pass.
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1323. Wake up, Erik.
There is no such thing.
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1324. Where is Tracy?
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1325. Oh, we gave Tracy a guilt-free
pass, and she's using it right now.
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1326. Tracy! Trace!
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1327. Hey, hey. Tracy Sterling.
Have you seen her?
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1328. think she went upstairs
with Trent a little...
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1329. Tracy!
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1330. Tracy.
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1331. Trace, can you hear me?
Are you in there?
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1332. Trace, if you can hear me,
am sorry.
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1333. am really sorry about
everything, okay?
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1334. know you gave me this pass,
but
didn't use it.
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1335. mean
did use it,
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1336. but it was
only for a few seconds.
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1337. couldn't go through with it, so
came here looking for you, okay?
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1338. It's not the most important
thing. You are.
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1339. Trace,
love you.
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1340. Can you hear me?
Dude.
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1341. Do you mind? I'm trying
to get laid here.
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1342. You rode
a horse for me?
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1343. When
heard her,
thought...
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1344. couldn't do it, either.
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1345. love you, too.
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1346. Should we?
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1347. I'm telling you, man.
parked the car right here.
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1348. Well, obviously, you didn't,
because then it would be right here.
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1349. Where the hell is Erik?
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1350. Dude,
don't even know
where my underwear is.
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1351. Hey.
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1352. Somebody call a taxi?
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1353. Where the fuck did you go?
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1354. To get some breakfast.
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1355. Oh, sweet. I'm starving.
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1356. take it you guys
had a good night.
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1357. Oh, completely
out of hand, bro.
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1358. Where are the girls?
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1359. They all split this morning. Said they
had to drive to State for some big party.
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1360. That must make you
feel pretty special.
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1361. "Special"?
Who cares about special?
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1362. All
care about is the sex.
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1363. And, baby,
had plenty.
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1364. And just how out of hand
was this sex, Cooze?
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1365. don't wanna talk about it.
Ever.
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1366. Speaking of which,
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1367. did you seal the deal
with that Brandy chick?
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1368. told you. Pay up.
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1369. But
did have sex with Tracy
last night.
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1370. What are you talking about?
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1371. Tracy.
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1372. drove home in the middle
of the night,
ran out of gas,
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1373. stole a horse, rode over
to Allison's party...
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1374. We had sex in the guest room.
Whoa, whoa, whoal
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1375. You stole a horse?
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1376. A real horse? Like the kind
you ride and shit?
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1377. Yeah, a real horse.
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1378. That's fucking fantastic.
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1379. didn't think you had the
balls for something like that.
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1380. Neither did
Where did you find a horse?
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1381. Are there horses
in Great Falls?
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1382. Proud of you,
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1383. Stifler.
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1384. Thanks, man.
appreciate it.
But call me Erik.
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1385. Ooh.
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1386. So, how do you feel?
Best night of my entire life.
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1387. See you in a year,
college pussy!
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1388. Mail call, bitches.
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1389. Scooter.
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1390. Scratchy.
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1391. Tripod.
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1392. What the hell?
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1393. What is it, man?
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1394. don't know.
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1395. Smile for the camera, baby.
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1396. Oh, man.
That is fucked up.
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1397. Stifler!
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