1. We're back!
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- What?
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- Dave, you're alive!
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- It was an accident, I swear.
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- I'm really sorry, Dave.
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- The one who sends us
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- Yes, school.
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- I'm counting on you.
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I'm here to escort the Chipmunks home.
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- Oh, this must be it.
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- You'll never take me!
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Excuse me. Coming through.
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64. - Oh, yeah! Aunt Jackie!
- Popcorn Jackie!
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- Cool wheelchair.
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66. - Yay, we found you!
- Popcorn! Where's Simon and Theodore's?
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- Hi! I'm Theodore.
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- What? What happened? What?
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- Hey.
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- Hey! How are you?
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- Toby's living with me
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- Well, for the record,
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- The... The... Right.
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- Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
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89. I'm so sorry, Aunt Jackie. I'm so sorry!
Is she gonna be okay?
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I'll be home in no time.
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- I wouldn't be so sure.
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of saying we're still tight. You know.
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You know, Dave's gone.
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He's not dead. He's very much alive.
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I'm just gonna be in his room,
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I'm gonna be doing my thing,
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You're not even gonna know I'm there.
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Yeah, you'll know that I'm there.
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120. Yep, that should do it. Who's hungry?
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- Let's eat.
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126. - Yay! All right!
- Hey! What're you doing in here?
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127. - Cheese Ball?
- Dude, let's go! Come on!
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give me a second, real quick.
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We play Monopoly with Dave all the time.
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and we should do that sometime,
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141. Yeah, who needs Toby?
Boys, right this way.
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143. Do you know what Dave would say
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- Alvin!
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146. - Alvin!
- Alvin!
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- Yes?
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150. - Boys, it's me.
- Dave!
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- Have a little faith, Dave.
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- Don't stress him out.
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- Pole dancing?
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160. What happened to making dinner?
Guys, what's going on?
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161. - Gotta go, Dave.
- Alvin, I'm not kidding.
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162. - Feel better.
- Alvin!
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168. The nightmares.
I hate the nightmares. What was it?
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170. Theodore.
Theodore, that couldn't happen.
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171. No, you guys are tight.
Nothing could ever separate you.
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172. Unless, like, an eagle swooped down
from the sky and was like, caw- caw!
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173. - What?
- And grabbed you and...
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176. You know, 'cause the Eagles
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179. - Toby! Toby, make it stop!
- What are you doing?
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It won't shut up! I can't sleep!
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183. - Why would anyone wanna wake up early?
- Well, for school.
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184. - You gotta be there by 8:00.
- In the morning?
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189. No, no... No, I've done my time,
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Hey, remember I was telling you? Hey!
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199. A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
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200. Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
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201. - Watch out!
- Look out!
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205. - Eagle!
- Go, Eagles!
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I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
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we were down by 2. And I'm like,
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- So I hobble out, barely able to stand.
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- Thanks.
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- Good to be here.
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- So this is a classroom.
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223. - Is that the Chipmunks?
- The Chipmunks!
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- I lost everything.
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- Not on my nose!
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- Sorry.
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Mr. Hawke?
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That's really happening.
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- We want to introduce ourselves.
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256. That's right. I'm Brittany,
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We wanna be stars, too.
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- And hang out with the Chipmunks.
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You can sing, right?
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My first penthouse office!
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- Oh, boy!
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280. Guess who just became the number one
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282. - Yay! Nice!
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
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- What happened?
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290. Turned on me like bad cheese.
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- That's terrible.
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like he was my own son, you know?
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Oh, yeah!
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- You're so cute.
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- Not yet.
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- Xander! Come on!
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- Hang ten, bros!
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- Not!
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- My butt!
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- Get them!
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- This way! This way!
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- It's swirlie time!
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- Thank you.
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- Cut it out!
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- Stop it!
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- I know.
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- I look skinny.
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It was my birthday.
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1 for all and 3 for 1!
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You know, from the movie?
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I mean, yeah, of course it is.
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- Hey, hey, Brittany.
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You don't get autographs, you give them.
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There're a couple of the Jonas Brothers.
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- I don't see them.
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398. Let's scoot in to my...
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399. What? Did I... Darn it! Darn it to heck!
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400. - What's wrong?
- Girls, I apologize,
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401. but I seem to have left my keys
back in my office.
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402. What if one of you were
to shoot through that mail slot
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403. and open it up from the inside, huh?
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405. I'm stuck!
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406. All right, I got you. I got you.
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407. Not so hard!
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408. Might want to lay off the nuts.
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409. All right, how about you, Glasses?
You're in better shape. Wanna go?
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410. I'm not that great at things like this.
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412. Yes!
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- Nice!
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414. - Gee willikers! Stripes!
- Snazzy!
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- This is the best tree house ever!
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- Brit.
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419. I just adore a penthouse view.
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420. Nice one, Hawke.
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421. - Yeah? You like it?
- Do I?
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422. - I live here.
- It's so beautiful!
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426. was making large inroads
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428. This is literally disgusting.
I feel like I'm living in a dumpster.
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429. Simon, it's Meerkat Manor.
Watch with me.
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I just need to relax.
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431. Maybe that'll ease my nerves a little.
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432. What is this? What...
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433. You've got to be joking.
A taco? In a blanket? Toby!
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434. Ladies and gentlemen,
going for his turkey, it's the Tobester.
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435. Come on, baby!
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436. Yes!
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437. Yes!
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438. No problem. Watch and learn, my friends.
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439. Well, it looks like it's time
to play my second favorite game.
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440. Hide the Broken TV from Dave.
You wanna play?
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441. - No!
- Go easy on him, taco boy.
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442. This day's been bad enough already.
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443. I think I see what's going on.
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444. You guys have been having
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into a public toilet a problem.
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447. Swirlies are the worst.
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448. At least that's what I've heard.
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449. Because there's no way that I could
possibly know that on a personal level.
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450. Toby, what was school like for you?
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452. - Toby? Toby!
- What?
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453. What was school like for me?
In a word, awesome.
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454. But, you know, that's 'cause
I was, like, extremely popular.
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455. Is that why you still live
with your grandma?
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456. And refer to yourself as "the Tobester"?
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457. And go "pyu- pyu- pyu" all day?
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458. Bedtime!
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459. Alvin?
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460. Alvin, wake up and turn off the alarm!
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461. Alvin! Alvin, I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off!
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463. Boys, this isn't funny.
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464. Hello. Humane Society? Yes. I need help.
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465. A man is after us.
He wants to take us to a terrible place.
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466. - School!
- Out!
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467. - Have a heart, huh?
- Have a heart?
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468. Dave wants you to go to school,
so you're going.
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469. Yeah, well, don't worry about
picking us up at 3:00, Toby.
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470. We'll get a ride. In a hearse!
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471. Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me.
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472. The second day
is never as bad as the first.
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473. Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit
a guy with glasses, would you?
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474. You're out, man!
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475. Right in the pancreas.
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476. - Call the nurse.
- Out! Out! You're out.
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477. Come on, Alvin!
Remember your 5 D's!
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478. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
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479. - Move!
- You're next, fur ball.
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480. You talking to me? You talking to me?
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481. I'm the only one here,
so you must be talking to me.
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482. - Yeah! Got him!
- Did you see that?
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483. Unbelievable. He caught it.
You're out, man.
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484. And the fat lady, she's a- singing.
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485. - Dude's got hands.
- I think they're paws, actually.
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486. Whatever. We can definitely use him
on the team.
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487. Hey, fur ball! How would you like
a spot on the football team?
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488. Football?
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489. I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna
let you hang out with us at lunch.
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490. - That is, if you wanna be on the team.
- Interesting proposition.
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491. - Alvin?
- Let me get back to you on that.
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492. This is a one- time offer.
Don't take too long to think it over.
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493. Right! Like I would ditch my brothers
just to become the first chipmunk ever
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495. Fat chance!
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496. The stadium is pandemonium!
It's 4th and goal. It's up! It's up!
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497. And he catches it! The crowd goes crazy!
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498. Hey!
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499. - Me?
- Alvin! Alvin! Alvin!
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500. Alvin, I think the super- cool jock table
is paging you.
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501. Why would I go over there? Like I really
need to worry about being popular.
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502. Hello? Talking chipmunk? Huh?
World- famous rock star?
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503. Guy with his own plush doll?
Guys, I'm on pajamas!
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504. Not to toot my own horn, but...
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505. Come on. It's laughable.
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506. - Just go, Alvin.
- Really? You mean it?
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507. - Yeah.
- Thanks! I'll be right back!
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508. - What up, dudes?
- What's up, little man?
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509. - Welcome to the cool table.
- Yeah! Bring it.
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510. - Yeah!
- Pound the paw.
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511. I want it! I got it! I got it! I...
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512. Don't got it.
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513. - I think he's cute.
- Me, too.
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514. Toss. And he's up!
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515. - Thank you.
- Hey, Alvin.
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516. Call me.
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the Chipmunks are old news.
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Singing female chipmunks.
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519. Hello? Bernie? Hello?
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520. God! What part of "singing female
chipmunks" don't these people...
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521. Girls, we're going to school.
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522. And he's up and he scores!
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523. Hey! What up, S?
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524. Don't hate on the high- five.
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525. Yeah. High- five.
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526. Look, Alvin,
I know you guys have been busy
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527. with your sporting endeavors
and whatnot,
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528. but I can really use your help at home.
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529. No can do.
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530. Ry- dawg is gonna teach me how to get
pretty girls to do my homework.
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531. Alvin, you promised Theodore
we'd hang out.
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532. We are watching Meerkat Manor tonight.
No pretty girls.
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533. - Dude, I can't swing it today, bro.
- That's what you say every day, Alvin.
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534. Need I remind you
it's your day to do the laundry?
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535. You better listen to your daddy, Alvin.
You don't wanna get grounded.
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536. Are you going to pick that up?
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537. Are you going to make me?
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538. I'm just going to elegantly show you
how it's done.
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539. Simon...
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540. Off the glass.
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541. And you call yourself a jock.
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542. My brother, he's a real jokester.
Always kidding.
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543. Anyhoo, see you guys in class.
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544. - Hey, that's my pudding.
- It's my pudding.
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545. Why are you trying to embarrass me
in front of my friends?
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546. Are you kidding me? They're the ones
you should be embarrassed by.
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547. - Good luck with the show, guys.
- Front row seats. Can't wait.
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548. So? What song are we gonna sing?
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549. No pressure,
but the whole school is counting on us.
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550. Relax. It's like Ryan says,
who's gonna beat singing chipmunks?
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551. That Simon is dreamy!
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552. I think Theodore was looking at me.
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553. Yeah, I know.
But, guys, remember what Ian said?
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554. We can't trust them.
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555. - Wow.
- What happened?
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556. I never thought I'd say this,
but pink is my new favorite color.
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557. Her glasses were quite fetching.
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558. She's like a beautiful green gumdrop.
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559. Okay, well, if you guys wanna do this,
you have to pay attention.
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560. Maybe this is a good time
for us to take a break.
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561. Good call. Take 5.
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562. - She's right. We need to focus, fellas.
- Right.
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563. This is for my screensaver.
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564. Cheese Balls!
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565. Hey, you guys! Hey.
You guys ready to go?
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566. 'Cause I got a lot of important stuff
to do at home.
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567. You must be their guardian.
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568. That I... That I am. Yes, I am.
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569. Hi, how are you? How are you, Dr. Rubin?
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570. I know that because
I went to school here a few years ago.
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571. I don't know if you remember me.
Toby Seville? Probably not.
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572. Toby?
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573. No way! Hi! Hey, no braces.
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574. - Your teeth look great.
- You... I... Thank you. I appreciate...
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575. I did. I did. I did get my braces off
'cause they were just...
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576. Okay.
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577. That... You know what,
I know a guy who actually...
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578. Who works on drum heads.
So that's very good.
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579. I'll be in the car, guys. So...
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580. Somebody's in love.
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581. That aside, we're going to replace
everything. Chipmunk's honor.
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582. Yes, the old false- modesty
suck- up routine.
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583. - Ian Hawke?
- I thought I smelled a rat.
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584. May I help you, Mr. Hawke?
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585. Well, I was wondering if I could help you.
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586. I just heard about
your musical competition,
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587. and I just skedaddled down here as quick
as I could to volunteer my girls.
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588. Well, that's very thoughtful of you,
but I've already made up my mind.
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589. Well, perhaps this will
change your mind. Girls?
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590. They're with Ian?
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591. Curtains!
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592. 1, 2...
1, 2...
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593. Wow! They're good!
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594. Good? They're astounding!
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595. My good people of West Eastman,
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596. you have just witnessed
the debut of the Chipettes.
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597. - Thank you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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599. They were splendid, but as I said before,
I have made my decision.
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600. - Brit?
- No!
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601. I see. You've made your decision.
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604. which our great, wonderful country
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605. I say let the people vote.
Let them choose!
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606. One person, one vote. I say, let us vote!
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607. Let us vote! Let us vote!
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608. Let us vote! Let us vote!
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609. Please, don't be a fascist granny.
Let freedom ring, Doctor.
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610. - Let us vote!
- Let us vote!
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611. - Let us vote!
- Let us vote!
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614. This Friday, each group will perform
one song in front of the student body.
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615. - Yes!
- All right!
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616. Whoever gets the most applause
will represent the school.
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617. What?
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618. - Thank you!
- Yes!
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619. We did it!
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620. In your face!
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621. It is on like Donkey Kong.
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622. The meerkats huddle together
at the end of a traumatic day
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623. to reaffirm their family bond.
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624. The Whiskers are gonna have to rely
on each other more than ever.
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625. Guys, I am so happy that Ms. Ortega can
rehearse with us every day after school.
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626. Every day?
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627. - But Ryan and I have...
- Alvin, stop right there, okay?
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628. We're a team. We need you.
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629. Would you relax? We're not gonna lose.
We'll talk about this in the morning.
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630. Not much to talk about.
I will see you at rehearsal.
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631. - Stop hogging.
- I'm not hogging.
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632. You might as well be rooting out
truffles in the French countryside,
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633. because you are, in fact, hogging!
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634. - I'm not!
- Are so!
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635. - Not! Am not! Not! Not!
- So! So! So! So!
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636. Forget it! I think
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637. - Ditto for me.
- I'm so glad I'm not a meerkat!
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638. - Really? Why is that?
- Because as cold as I am,
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639. - I would never huddle with you!
- Good!
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640. - You hear me? I won't huddle!
- Fine!
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641. Toby?
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642. Can I sleep with you?
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643. - What?
- Dave lets me.
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644. My brothers are fighting.
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645. Well... I'm... Okay.
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646. Oh, man! Dutch oven!
Not the Dutch oven!
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647. Anything but the Dutch oven!
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648. Must find fresh air before it's too late!
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649. It's too late! It burns.
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650. Mama, it burns!
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651. Let's see. What else am I in the mood for?
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652. How about a side order of friendly advice?
Courtesy of me.
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653. No, thanks.
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654. Grapes, please.
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655. - Excuse me.
- Yeah, well,
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656. I just wanted to warn you about Ian.
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657. What? You should be grateful to Ian.
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658. He did everything for you, Alvin,
and you broke his heart.
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659. Really? How do I put this gently?
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660. He's the devil. He doesn't have a heart.
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661. And one of the things he did for us
was put us in a cage.
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662. Alvin, he would never do that.
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663. Yeah, 'cause you were there. I forgot.
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664. - Brittany, you'd better watch out.
- I don't need advice from you.
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665. - But...
- But nothing, Alvin.
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666. Ian's taking us straight to the top!
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667. Got it. Straight to the top.
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668. - Ironic.
- Yeah, funny.
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669. We are so going
to destroy those Chipmunks.
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670. - I don't wanna destroy them.
- Me, neither.
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671. I just wanna hang out with them.
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672. All right, all right, all right. Hold...
All right, look.
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673. You know, if you feel that way,
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674. maybe we should just
withdraw from the contest.
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675. - What?
- Then I'll put you in a FedEx package
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676. and mail you back to whatever tree
you came from. Sound good?
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677. - No.
- Okay, then.
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678. Take it from the top. Let's go!
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679. All right. Wait. Stop!
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680. Short one in the green dress.
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681. - What's your name again?
- Eleanor.
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682. Yeah, look,
I'm losing you there, you know.
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683. - Have you always been that short?
- I... I guess.
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684. Well, you got to work on that. Okay?
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685. All right, let me try something here.
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686. Brittany. Here, come up here.
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687. No, you two stay back.
Little further.
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688. Oh, yeah. Now, that I like.
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689. And it's not just because Brittany's
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690. more of a mega, ultra superstar
than you guys.
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691. Good, good. Okay, you know what?
Let's get a little more separation.
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692. Brittany, stay there. Let's get a little
more separation from you guys.
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693. Yeah, let's give her some room.
Give her some room, guys. Back.
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694. Okay. All right, watch me now.
1, 2, 3!
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695. Now, watch me. Watch me now.
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696. Hello.
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697. Toby?
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698. What are you doing at the house?
Where's Aunt Jackie?
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699. Dave! Hey! Hey, Dave, what's happening?
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700. Aunt Jackie is in the hospital.
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701. I'm a little worried.
Who's watching the boys?
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702. I am.
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703. So, Dave, how is Paris?
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704. - Wait, are the boys behaving?
- Absolutely. They've been just peachy.
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705. Toby, what's going on?
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706. Nothing. Nothing. No, don't even...
Don't even worry about it.
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707. You know, I know that you're
not supposed to be stressed out,
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708. so I'm going to go right now.
But it's all good here.
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709. Come home soon! Bye!
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710. Toby?
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711. Toby!
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712. Nurse! Nurse! Get me out of here!
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713. Help!
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714. I don't mean to interrupt your game,
but I saw you stand up to Ryan
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715. - when he littered. That took guts.
- Really?
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716. And that's the type of guy
that we're looking for.
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717. Jeremy Smith, student body president.
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718. - How do you do? I'm...
- International recording star
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719. - and litter monitor Simon Seville.
- Litter monitor?
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720. Litter monitor.
It's a new position that we've created
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721. to help raise awareness
of a pressing problem in our society.
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722. I agree 99% plus 1. You do the math.
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723. Well, Simon, I know this is a lot to ask,
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724. but we're looking for a take- charge guy
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725. to take charge
of this very rewarding position.
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726. What do you say?
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727. Excuse me, everybody.
Quick announcement.
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728. I'm Simon. I'm the litter monitor.
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729. Put your trash in the garbage can.
Peace out.
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730. Hello, ladies! You probably weren't aware
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731. that you dropped a wrapper
on the ground,
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732. so we're just gonna call this one
a warning.
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733. Carry on.
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734. - What up, dudes?
- What up, Al?
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735. Hey, everybody! Check it out!
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736. The newest member of the football team.
Suiting up for our first away game.
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737. - Ry, don't mess with me.
- I talked to coach. You're in.
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738. Dude! That's great! Awesome!
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739. So check it out, A- man.
We're watching the new litter monitor.
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740. I wasn't aware
the school even had a litter monitor.
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741. We don't. But don't tell him that.
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742. - Are you going to pick that up?
- No.
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743. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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744. I guess I'm going to have to give you
a citation.
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745. - Oh, no! I got a citation for littering!
- Oh, no!
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746. You wanna play that game, do you?
Well, guess what?
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747. I can play that game all day long.
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748. - Simon!
- It's a joke, dude.
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749. Litter is no joking matter.
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750. No. You're the joke.
We're messing with you.
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751. There's no such thing as a litter monitor.
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752. - What?
- Good one, huh?
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753. You knew about this, Alvin?
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754. Does the word "brother" mean
anything to you?
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755. Yes. Of course.
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756. Yeah, well, he has some new brothers
now that he's on the football team.
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757. You still haven't picked up that litter.
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758. - You want me to get rid of litter?
- Yeah.
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759. - Let's start with you.
- Hey, let... Let go. Let go!
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760. No!
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761. Downtown!
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762. I'll catch up with you guys in a second.
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763. Simon! Simon!
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764. Simon!
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765. Okay, I am a total jerk, I admit it.
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766. So are we cool now?
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767. Okay. Alvin, I am going to put this
behind us for Theodore's sake.
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768. I know. That's why I'm giving you
the Alvin guarantee
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769. that I will be at that
sing- off Friday night.
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770. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Why wouldn't you be there?
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771. Because I have a...
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772. - What?
- A...
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773. - You have a what?
- A football game!
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774. There! I said it! A football game!
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775. Simon? Alvin? Is everything all right?
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776. Theodore! Yeah, we're fine.
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777. Just a little dumpster wrestling.
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778. Crazy in here.
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779. Right.
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780. Don't worry, Theo!
Everything is going to be fine.
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781. Alvin, do not miss that sing- off.
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782. Don't worry, Simon. I'll be there.
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783. I can do both.
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784. Hey, guys, thanks so much
for helping out today.
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785. Toys for Tots is a really cool organization.
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786. So, everybody's getting cool points today.
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787. - What's going on with Theodore?
- I have no idea.
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788. Hey, Eleanor, why don't you see
if Theodore needs some help?
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789. Well, okay.
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790. They don't look very comfortable.
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791. My shoes? They're not.
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792. But Ian says
that I need to work on being taller.
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793. Well, I think you look great
just the way you are.
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794. You do?
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795. Hi, you've reached Dave Seville.
Please leave a message.
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796. Hi. Toby? This is Julie Ortega.
We talked yesterday.
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797. Well, we kind of, sort of did.
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798. Anyway, the reason I'm calling
is that I'm worried about Theodore.
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799. He's been acting a little down lately.
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800. I hope you're going to the sing- off Friday.
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801. You know, with his dad gone, Theodore
needs all the support he can get.
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802. So, I'll see you there.
I hope we get a chance to talk. Bye.
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803. Okay, folks. Time to
get behind your undefeated Warriors.
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804. The visiting Eagles are down by 5
with about 30 seconds left in the game.
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805. - Time is running out for the Eagles.
- Go, Eagles!
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806. Quarterback Ryan Edwards
really needs to make a move here
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807. or this game is over.
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808. I know they're gonna put me in.
They've gotta put me in!
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809. Time out! Time out!
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810. Time out, Eagles. 4th and 15
with 9 seconds remaining in the game.
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811. Substitution, Eagles.
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812. All right, boys. It's time for the big A.
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813. I'm gonna crush them.
I'm bringing the pain!
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814. - The Alvinator is in the house!
- Are you sure about this?
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815. 4th and 10, Xan.
We need to go with the secret weapon.
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816. Trips right, Alpha left, motion on me.
Time to make history, boys.
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817. - Ready!
- Break!
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818. Defense!
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819. - This ain't no dance, baby!
- I'm taking you down, Jennifer!
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820. You're the one going down, rat face.
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821. I'm gonna crack you like an acorn
and eat you for dinner,
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822. with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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823. Is he talking about my father?
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824. A- 42! A- 42!
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825. Hut!
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826. Incoming!
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827. - Yeah!
- Touchdown, Eagles!
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828. Oh, yeah. Come on!
That's what I'm talking about.
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829. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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830. And I love how awesome I am.
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831. Final score, Eagles 15, Warriors 14.
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832. What do you think about that,
suckers? Oh, yeah!
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833. In your faces!
That's what I'm talking about.
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834. You're like the Randy Moss of chipmunks.
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835. Yeah! Give me an "A". Give me an "L".
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836. Give me a "V". Give me an "I".
Give me an "N".
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837. - What does that spell? Awesome!
- Way to go, Alvin!
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838. - I'm the king of the world!
- Party with the MVP!
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839. - Oh, yeah!
- Party with Alvin!
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840. - You got that right.
- Everybody to the beach house!
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841. Let's do it!
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842. Alvin! Alvin!
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843. Alvin! Alvin!
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844. Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
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845. Chipettes! Chipettes!
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846. So, look, guys, I just want you to know
that I'm here for you.
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847. There's plenty of time.
I'm gonna go find Alvin,
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848. everything's gonna work out.
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849. Thanks, Toby.
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850. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Rubin.
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851. Thank you, students. Thank you.
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852. Welcome to our exciting
sing- off competition
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853. between the Chipmunks and the Chipettes.
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854. Now, remember, students,
there are no winners or losers.
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855. Yeah, remind me to tell the Chipmunks
that when we blow them off the stage.
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856. The group that we choose today will give
our school a chance to win $25,000
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857. to save our music department.
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858. So, without further ado,
I give you the Chipettes!
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859. This is it, girls. Can you believe it?
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860. Brittany, your time to shine, baby.
Go out there and knock them dead.
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861. Yes, sir! I can do it!
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862. You two, I just want to let you know
not to get in Brittany's way.
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863. Okay.
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864. Like what you see? Call Ian Hawke.
310- 555- 5309.
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865. Don't worry, Simon. Alvin will walk
through that door any minute now.
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866. Alvin!
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867. I am back!
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868. - Girls, that's for us.
- Thank you so much.
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869. Thank you. Thank you.
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870. Well done, ladies. And now,
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871. let's hear it for a group
that will rock you like a hurricane.
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872. At least that's what
many of you students have told me.
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873. Here they are, the Chipmunks!
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874. Hey, you know they say there's no "I"
in the word "team," and they're right.
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875. But you know what there is an "I" in?
"Alvin."
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876. Sucks to be you. Girls!
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877. Sadly, he's correct.
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878. - Did you find him?
- Guys.
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879. Sorry, I searched the whole perimeter.
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880. And I don't know why,
but the team's not back yet.
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881. Well, what should we do?
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882. I would...
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883. I would ask someone who's not me.
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884. I know what we should do.
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885. Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
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886. Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
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887. Hi, everyone.
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888. Our brother Alvin couldn't be here today.
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889. The thing is,
we've never performed without Alvin.
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890. And we're not starting now.
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891. You can't have only 2 little pigs.
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892. You can't have only 2 musketeers.
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893. So, you know you can't
have only 2 Chipmunks.
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894. Thank you.
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895. I'll take you home.
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896. Hear that, girls?
That is the sound of success.
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897. I realize how devastated
you Chipmunk fans must be.
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898. So, I guess that means that the Chipettes
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899. - will be representing West Eastman...
- Come on, girls.
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900. Let's take a victory lap.
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901. Hey, come on, guys. Let's go.
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902. - Brit, we have to.
- Let's go.
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903. Yeah! Let them know!
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904. Thank you. Thanks.
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905. Life is good.
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906. Especially when you're not a loser.
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907. Hey, guys! I'm here!
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908. Guys?
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909. Great.
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910. They're gone, Alvin.
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911. They're never gonna forgive me.
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912. You know, Alvin, Ian was right.
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913. You don't care about anyone but yourself.
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914. And by the way,
I never wanted to win this way.
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915. Simon? Theodore?
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916. Simon, are you awake?
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917. Theo?
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918. Theo!
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919. Theodore? Theodore?
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920. Theodore, I don't blame you
for being mad...
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921. "I ran away from home.
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922. "Don't look for me at the zoo,
'cause I'm not there."
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923. Oh, no, Theodore.
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924. Hello? Meerkat family?
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925. Oh, brother.
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926. Is anyone home?
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927. My name is Theodore.
I'd like to be in your family.
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928. Maybe they're hiding.
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929. Don't be afraid!
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930. You are not a meerkat.
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931. Toby, you take the lions,
the tigers and the bears.
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932. Simon and I will take the butterfly room.
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933. Nice eagle.
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934. - Theo!
- Don't move, Theodore!
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935. No problem there.
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936. Hang in there! Hang in there, little guy!
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937. We're gonna get you out of there!
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938. Okay, okay, we need a plan.
We need a carefully executed plan.
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939. Or you could just run in there
like a maniac.
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940. - Theo, watch out!
- Hi, I'm Theodore.
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941. Hey, birdie! Over here! Are you hungry?
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942. 'Cause this "A" stands for "appetizer"!
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943. Let's all just relax
and we'll talk this out. Okay?
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944. Look, I get why you want Theodore. I do.
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945. But, I'm sorry, I can't let that happen.
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946. He's my brother. Not that he'd know that,
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947. because I've been such a big jerk lately.
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948. If anyone deserves to be eaten, it's me.
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949. Not literally!
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950. I got you, Alvin!
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951. Move it!
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952. - Theo.
- Help!
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953. Guys, it's a wedge- tail eagle.
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954. Their only mortal enemy
is the pygmy elephant.
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955. Luckily, I speak a little pachyderm.
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956. I think it's working!
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957. Or not!
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958. Guys, that was huge.
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959. He's right.
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960. So, are we back to 1 for all
and 3 for 1?
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961. Come on, Simon. Hug it out.
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962. You know I'm sorry, Si.
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963. Si? Don't make me have to kiss you!
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964. Because I'll do it. I don't care.
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965. Here come the lips.
Make- out train is leaving the station.
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966. - Think I'll take that hug.
- Guys.
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967. Interested? Call Ian Hawke.
310- 555- 5309.
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968. Deloris, get me that
Ian Hawke on the phone.
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969. - There you are...
- Hi.
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970. my sweet little moneymakers.
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971. Do you remember when I told you
that I would make you all big stars?
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972. - Yeah.
- Well,
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973. guess who's opening up for Britney
Spears at the Staples Center tonight?
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974. - Yeah!
- Pinch me. Am I dreaming? Oh, my gosh.
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975. Wait, tonight?
We'll miss the school contest.
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976. That is correct.
You will miss the school contest.
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977. You're so smart.
I can never get anything past you.
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978. It was never about
that stupid school contest.
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979. It was always about
making Brittany a star.
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980. That's what you wanted, right?
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981. - Well, yeah.
- Well, tonight's your big chance.
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982. It's all about you, Brittany.
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983. What about Jeanette and Eleanor?
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984. Yeah, well, they can sing backup.
I got them some stuff, too.
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985. Hey!
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986. But we're her sisters.
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987. And the 3 of us sing together
or not at all.
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988. Okay, fine. All I really need is the B- girl.
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989. Ian, I won't do it without them.
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990. Okay. Fine, fine. Let's move on to plan B.
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991. - Okay! Who likes barbecue?
- Barbecue?
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992. Because I know this awesome little
barbecue restaurant in the Valley
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993. that makes the best roasted chipmunk.
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994. Real tasty.
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995. Unless, of course, you wanna sing.
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996. Welcome to West Eastman, and thank you
for supporting music in our schools.
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997. Now, remember,
the group you pick tonight
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998. will win $25,000 for their school!
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999. Now, we've got a lot of acts,
and we have to turn the heat off at 9:30,
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1000. so without any further ado,
representing Orange Grove,
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1001. put your hands together for Li'I Rosero!
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1002. So, we meet again.
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1003. What? You want a piece of this, eagle?
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1004. - Ian Hawke?
- I'll take that.
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1005. I didn't realize
I pocket- dialed 1- 800-
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1006. - Alvin?
- Brittany?
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1007. Yeah, could you guys fill in for us?
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1008. We're not gonna be able
to perform tonight.
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1009. What about the music department?
The whole school is counting on you.
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1010. I know. I know.
I should have listened to you about Ian.
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1011. - Don't tell me!
- Yep. He locked us in a cage.
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1012. What? This is the biggest you have?
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1013. I had my assistant call
and ask for the biggest limo.
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1014. This is not the biggest limo you have.
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1015. I'll go break the news to Dr. Rubin.
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1016. - Brittany?
- Alvin, don't move!
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1017. You got it!
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1018. Brittany, I'm coming to get you.
Simon, tell Jeanette how to pick the lock.
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1019. Roger that!
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1020. Oh, man. I need to get to the girls, fast!
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1021. I know how!
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1022. Jeanette, focus. The 3rd number is
notoriously the hardest to crack.
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1023. I'm assuming it's a prime number,
but we can't assume...
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1024. Simon! The first 2 numbers were ones.
I got to go with one.
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1025. - It opened!
- All right, girls.
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1026. Ian's coming.
Put the phone back. Hurry!
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1027. - Get ready to be fabulous.
- We're ready.
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1028. Yeah, you better be.
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1029. Because tonight's performance is
going to put me back on top.
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1030. Next up, please welcome Charice!
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1031. Driver- man, take me to the arena.
VIP entrance.
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1032. How about a little moon roof action?
Moon roofs are go!
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1033. Rooves? Moon roof.
Roofs? Rooves?
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1034. Champagne. Don't mind if I do.
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1035. You know why I don't mind if I do?
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1036. Because tonight, we've got to toast
to a very special someone
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1037. named me.
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1038. They said I couldn't do it.
They said I'd never bounce back.
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1039. Guess what? Time to kiss my sweet...
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1040. Oh, yeah.
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1041. A toast to the ladies who're gonna make
the world forget about the Chip...
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1042. - What...
- See you!
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1043. No. No, no, no! No!
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1044. What are you doing? Alvin!
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1045. Hi, Ian! Good to see you!
You never write!
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1046. - No! Brittany... No!
- Come on, girls!
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1047. I signed a contract!
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1048. - Jump, Jeanette!
- Wait!
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1049. - I'm not really good at...
- I got you.
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1050. I'm dead if you don't perform!
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1051. - Punch it, Alvin!
- You got it!
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1052. - No! Don't!
- Hey, Ian!
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1053. In the words of the Donald,
"You're fired! "
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1054. Alvin!
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1055. Hey! Hey. Hey, guys.
Any sign of Alvin yet? Huh?
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1056. No. No Alvin, and no Chipettes.
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1057. Just Dr. Rubin and, you know,
the entire school counting on us.
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1058. Well... Yeah, you know, don't worry.
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1059. Everything will work out- ish.
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1060. - Faster, Alvin!
- Don't worry.
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1061. I'm gonna get a little help
from my friend Digger!
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1062. - Roger that, Alvin!
- Look out!
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1063. Feels like I'm back at the race track.
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1064. - Hey! Careful!
- Keep going! What are you doing?
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1065. Yeah.
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1066. Wait till I tell everybody back home
I saved Alvin Seville.
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1067. I guess I owe you an apology about Ian.
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1068. Stick with me, Brit.
I'll never steer you wrong.
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1069. Oh, yeah. I'll never doubt you again.
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1070. I gotta say, he is definitely persistent.
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1071. - We have got to lose him.
- Hang on!
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1072. I've got a plan.
Jump on the count of 3.
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1073. 3!
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1074. That's it.
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1075. I'm not really good with heights.
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1076. Just hang on tight, Jeanette.
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1077. Bring my girls right to me.
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1078. - We need the remote.
- Guys, I know what to do.
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1079. It's hats off to Ian.
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1080. The remote!
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1081. I can't reach it!
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1082. I'm going for it. Grab my ankles.
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1083. I got it!
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1084. I got it.
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1085. - Way to go, Jen!
- Nice work, Jeanette!
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1086. Good going, Jen! Hey, Ian,
you were wrong. I don't need these!
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1087. - My bad!
- Adiós, Ian!
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1088. And now for our final act of the night.
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1089. Now, listen, we've had
a last- second change to the line- up,
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1090. but we don't think
you're gonna be too disappointed.
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1091. Representing West Eastman,
it's the Chipmunks!
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1092. We may have to go out there, Theodore.
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1093. Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
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1094. Chipmunks! Chipmunks!
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1095. Chipmunks!
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1096. Well, if there are no Chipmunks,
we're gonna have to move on. So now...
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1097. I don't wanna be booed again.
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1098. I'm sorry. We're gonna have to move on.
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1099. Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! I...
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1100. I'm not a Chipmunk, as you can see.
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1101. Play some music, you loser!
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1102. - Play some music!
- Yeah!
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1103. - More music!
- Play some music!
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1104. Okay, okay.
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1105. Okay, okay, I got a song.
I got a song, I got a song.
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1106. Hi
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1107. Hi.
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1108. Now, that was huge.
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1109. Thank you. Thank you.
No, really. Thank you.
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1110. - What the...
- The Chipettes are in the building!
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1111. - It's the Chipettes!
- Alvin!
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1112. - Theo!
- Hello, West Eastman!
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1113. I'm putting her down! Hang on!
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1114. - Alvin!
- Double high- five, brother.
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1115. High- five!
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1116. Ladies and gentlemen,
representing West Eastman,
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1117. it is my great pleasure...
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1118. This is such an honor.
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1119. For you or for us?
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1120. - For us.
- For us.
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1121. Jinx! Double- jinx! Triple- jinx!
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1122. Quadruple- jinx! Infinity- jinx!
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1123. Guys! We get it.
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1124. - Huddle up, gang.
- Okay, here's the plan.
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1125. I give you the Chipettes
and the Chipmunks!
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1126. - Dave!
- Dave!
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1127. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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1128. Thank you. Thank you so much.
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1129. Hey, everybody. It's clear
that we have a winner of the $25,000!
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1130. And it's West Eastman High!
West Eastman High!
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1131. - Guys, we did it!
- Yeah!
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1132. - Wow!
- Can you believe it?
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1133. A little something
for the music department.
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1134. All right!
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1135. Right back at you, Dr. Rubes!
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1136. Oh, yeah!
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1137. - Chipettes! Chipettes!
- Chipettes! Chipettes!
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1138. Ladies and gentlemen,
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1139. the Staples Center is proud
to welcome the Chipettes!
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1140. Hi, everyone.
I'm Jeanette. And I'm Eleanor.
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1141. And I'm Brittany!
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1142. And we're the Chipettes!
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1143. - What?
- What is that?
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1144. 1, 2, 3.
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1145. That's not the Chipettes!
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1146. - Come on, lady.
- I know, I know. All right, I'm sorry.
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1147. I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I know, I'm sorry!
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1148. I'm going!
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1149. - Dave! You're dancing!
- You're moving good, Dave!
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1150. - Yeah!
- Welcome home.
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1151. So, did you miss us?
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1152. - Of course I missed you. You're my boys.
- Cool!
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1153. And, Dave, just think how much
you'd miss us if there were 6 of us.
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1154. Alvin, what did you say?
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1155. Well, the Chipettes needed
a place to crash, right?
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1156. So, I said that you said
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1157. they could stay with us
for as long as they needed to.
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1158. - Alvin!
- Okay! This one's for Dave.
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1159. Everybody,
shake what your mamma gave you!
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1160. Arigon
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1161. Look at you. All ready for bed.
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1162. Looks like the Chipettes
are a good influence.
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1163. - Thanks, Dave.
- Thanks, Dave.
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1164. Thanks, Dave.
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1165. Okay, guys. Now lights out.
Good night, everybody.
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1166. - Good night, Jeanette.
- Good night, Simon.
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1167. Good night, Dave. Good night, Alvin.
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1168. - Alvin?
- I'm not tired.
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1169. Sorry, but you've got school tomorrow.
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1170. Not tired.
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1171. Alvin, come on. It's time for bed.
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1172. - Not tired.
- Alvin?
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1173. Still not tired. More awake. Tired.
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1174. - Just kidding. Much more awake.
- Alvin, that's it.
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1175. - Don't make me come over there.
- Okay.
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1176. Boy! I suddenly got really, really tired.
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1177. Night, Dave.
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1178. Alvin!
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1179. Good start, gentlemen. Only 10 more
rows of bleachers to go. Let's do it.
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1180. All right, guys.
All right. All right.
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1181. All right, I'm out. I'm out.
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1183. At least let me go back and get my purse.
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