1. Are we rolling?Copy !req
2. Okay, we're rolling.Copy !req
3. Dave's birthday message,
take 1.Copy !req
4. Happy Birthday, Dave!Copy !req
5. We know how hard you've been
working on Ashley's album...Copy !req
6. so we thought it would be funCopy !req
7. to surprise you
with a little party.Copy !req
8. Hey! I thought you said this
was a going-away party for us.Copy !req
9. Uh...Copy !req
10. Take 2.Copy !req
11. To celebrate your birthday...Copy !req
12. and The Chipettes leaving to
guest-judge American Idol...Copy !req
13. we thought we'd throw you
a small get...Copy !req
14. Hold on, that's the DJ!Copy !req
15. Wait, "DJ"?Copy !req
16. Okay, fine, so it might be
a medium-sized get-together.Copy !req
17. Alvin, did you
hire someone to buildCopy !req
18. a half-pipe in the back yard?Copy !req
19. Of course not!
The party planner did.Copy !req
20. You hired a party planner?Copy !req
21. No, he did not hire
a "party planner."Copy !req
22. Oh, thank goodness.
For a minute there, I...Copy !req
23. I am an event planner.Copy !req
24. Marco, I'm done
giving you instructions.Copy !req
25. Oh, boy.Copy !req
26. Dave, it's all good.
It's just us.Copy !req
27. Nothing too cra...Copy !req
28. Theodore!
You hit the flip button!Copy !req
29. Oops! Um, hi.Copy !req
30. So, the guest list got
a little out of hand.Copy !req
31. A little?Copy !req
32. Dave, I had nothing
to do with this!Copy !req
33. Happy Birthday, Dave!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
34. Redfoo is here?Copy !req
35. Yeah, he is,
because I got him here.Copy !req
36. The Redfoo, from a little band
called The Foo Fighters.Copy !req
37. What?Copy !req
38. Well, there's no way
to sugarcoat it, Dave.Copy !req
39. The cops are here! Ow...Copy !req
40. And they're having a blast!Copy !req
41. Happy Birthday, Dave!Copy !req
42. This does wonders
for my glutes!Copy !req
43. This party is the least
we can do for you, Dave.Copy !req
44. Yeah! Giving up
songwriting to produce?Copy !req
45. Buying a new house?Copy !req
46. We know you've done
all of this for us.Copy !req
47. We love you, Dave!Copy !req
48. Happy Birthday, Dwayne.Copy !req
49. It's Dave!Copy !req
50. I got 40 cheese pizzas here
for a, uh, Theodore.Copy !req
51. Whoo-hoo! Pay the man, Si.Copy !req
52. Whoo!Copy !req
53. Redfoo!Copy !req
54. You ready to rock this party
with a little Party Rock?Copy !req
55. Oh, you like the classics.Copy !req
56. But I got a new one for you,
Juicy Wiggle!Copy !req
57. This is my jizz-am!Copy !req
58. Ooh, cool!Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah! I'm in.Copy !req
60. Show 'em what you got, Theo!Copy !req
61. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
62. He's so smooth.Copy !req
63. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
64. Whoo-whee!Copy !req
65. Is that safe?Copy !req
66. No, it is absolutely not.Copy !req
67. What the...Copy !req
68. Um, excuse me, young lady?
The launch ramp is closed.Copy !req
69. Hey, Simon's gonna go!Copy !req
70. No, no, no, I'm not going.Copy !req
71. I was just explaining
that this is really...Copy !req
72. High!Copy !req
73. Oh!Copy !req
74. That was awesome!
I'm definitely going again.Copy !req
75. Boys.Copy !req
76. Whoo!Copy !req
77. When I say "Party,"
you say "Alvin!"Copy !req
78. - Party!
- Alvin!Copy !req
79. Party!
Alvin!Copy !req
80. Party!Copy !req
81. Alvin!Copy !req
82. Um...Copy !req
83. Surprise?Copy !req
84. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
85. Uh-oh.Copy !req
86. Oh, boy.Copy !req
87. Uh, if anyone needs us,Copy !req
88. we'll just be...
Across the country.Copy !req
89. Over there, come on.
Party's over.Copy !req
90. Oh, thank you.
Yeah, that's mine.Copy !req
91. Oh, you had to grab
one last one?Copy !req
92. Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
93. Enjoy that, yeah.Copy !req
94. Were you surprised?Copy !req
95. No, I wasn't surprised,
and you wanna know why?Copy !req
96. Because #Davesparty
was trending on Twitter.Copy !req
97. Nice!Copy !req
98. I mean, sorry.Copy !req
99. I know my work schedule
is tough...Copy !req
100. but I thought you guys
were old enoughCopy !req
101. to take care of yourselves.Copy !req
102. But I guess you're
not mature enough for that.Copy !req
103. That's insulting.
We are very mature.Copy !req
104. Sorry. Pizza toots.Copy !req
105. Look, I'm trying to start
a new chapter in my life.Copy !req
106. A more stable chapter...Copy !req
107. where you guys
aren't performingCopy !req
108. in a different city
every night.Copy !req
109. But, we love to perform.Copy !req
110. You can go back to that,
just not now, okay?Copy !req
111. I want you guys
to have a few yearsCopy !req
112. of being normal kids.Copy !req
113. But we're not
normal kids, Dave.Copy !req
114. Yeah...Copy !req
115. we're multi-platinum singing
chipmunks! Oops.Copy !req
116. Well, right now,Copy !req
117. you're acting like
a bunch of animals...Copy !req
118. who just threw a giant house
party without my permission.Copy !req
119. Does this mean
no miniature golf tomorrow?Copy !req
120. It should, and normally,
it would.Copy !req
121. But, you're gonna give us
one last chance, right?Copy !req
122. I think he means
our 158th last chance?Copy !req
123. Look, selfishly,
I wanna spend as much timeCopy !req
124. with you guys as I can...Copy !req
125. before I have to go toCopy !req
126. Ashley's album release
in Miami.Copy !req
127. Whoo-hoo!
We're going to Miami!Copy !req
128. Theodore, get our Speedos!
Yeah!Copy !req
129. No, no Speedos.Copy !req
130. I'm going to Miami.Copy !req
131. I only got a plus one,Copy !req
132. so it wouldn't be fair
to pick favorites.Copy !req
133. Shh...Copy !req
134. We both know
I'm your favorite.Copy !req
135. Alvin.Copy !req
136. Tied for favorite?Copy !req
137. You don't even have to
say with who.Copy !req
138. Blink once for Theodore,
twice for Simon.Copy !req
139. Got it, no favorites.Copy !req
140. Wind, 35 degrees,
out of the northwest.Copy !req
141. Okay, tail up.
10, 10 degrees down.Copy !req
142. Shoulders up, shoulders down.Copy !req
143. Shoulders to the left,
shoulders to the right.Copy !req
144. Tail in, tail out.Copy !req
145. Ah. While we're young, Simon.Copy !req
146. Loosen the grip,
loosen the grip.Copy !req
147. Not too loose,
not too loose, Simon.Copy !req
148. Any day, now.
And...Copy !req
149. my concentration is broken.Copy !req
150. Now I have to start all over.
Oh, great!Copy !req
151. Let's start this
charade again.Copy !req
152. Oh, come on!Copy !req
153. This isn't the PGA Tour,
Simon.Copy !req
154. Exactly. But this
is what it's all about.Copy !req
155. Just 4 dudes
playing some golf.Copy !req
156. Actually, that reminds me,
uh...Copy !req
157. I invited a friend to join us.Copy !req
158. Oh, is this
the famous SamanthaCopy !req
159. we've been hearing
so much about?Copy !req
160. - It is.
- David!Copy !req
161. Ooh la la.Copy !req
162. Very funny, guys.Copy !req
163. Anyway, it's starting to feel
kind of serious, so...Copy !req
164. I thought an introduction
would be nice.Copy !req
165. You must really
like this girl, Dave.Copy !req
166. I do,
and I hope you guys do, too.Copy !req
167. Yeah. Any girlfriend of yours
is a girlfriend of ours.Copy !req
168. That sounded
way less weird in my head.Copy !req
169. You think?Copy !req
170. She's here.Copy !req
171. How do I look?Copy !req
172. Well, uh...Copy !req
173. You know? Looks.Copy !req
174. Alvin! This is no time
for honesty.Copy !req
175. You look great,
Dave.Copy !req
176. That sweater makes you look
like a cozy grandpa.Copy !req
177. Thanks, Theodore.Copy !req
178. Okay, where was I?
Shoulders up, shoulders down.Copy !req
179. Oh, brother.
Hit the ball, already!Copy !req
180. Okay!Copy !req
181. Look at it soar!Copy !req
182. Follow me, come on guys!Copy !req
183. Wow.Copy !req
184. Awesome!Copy !req
185. Come on!Copy !req
186. Follow the ball!
Through the mouth!Copy !req
187. Open wide!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
188. Hurry up!Copy !req
189. Hurry, Theodore!Copy !req
190. I'm going as fast as I can!Copy !req
191. Turn, turn!Copy !req
192. My wind calculations
were accurate!Copy !req
193. Come on, guys!Copy !req
194. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
195. It's a hole-in...Copy !req
196. No! Why?Copy !req
197. Excuse me,
that's my brother's ball.Copy !req
198. Oh, uh, this ball?Copy !req
199. No, no, this is my ball.Copy !req
200. What? I just hit
that beautiful shot.Copy !req
201. Tell you what,
let's compromise,Copy !req
202. and we'll call it...
no one's ball.Copy !req
203. Hey!Copy !req
204. I'm warning you.Copy !req
205. You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.Copy !req
206. Yeah!
Aw.Copy !req
207. I'm terrified.Copy !req
208. Ah!Copy !req
209. What, what? Ouch! Wait!Copy !req
210. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
211. We will continue this
conversation when I'm back.Copy !req
212. Hey, dude,
it's your turn.Copy !req
213. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
214. Whatever!
I don't even need that ball!Copy !req
215. Si's right,
you're not worth it!Copy !req
216. Yeah!Copy !req
217. Oh, Dave,
thank goodness.Copy !req
218. Hey, Dave.Copy !req
219. Hey, guys. This is Samantha.Copy !req
220. Sam, these are my boys.
Hi.Copy !req
221. Hi.
That's Theodore.Copy !req
222. He might be the smallest,Copy !req
223. but he's got
the biggest heart.Copy !req
224. Hi.Copy !req
225. Ooh, we've heard
a lot about you.Copy !req
226. Enchanté.Copy !req
227. I can tell
that you're trouble.Copy !req
228. If by "trouble,"
you mean "irresistible,"Copy !req
229. then guilty as charged.Copy !req
230. Alvin, of course.
And there's Simon.Copy !req
231. So, you're a doctor?Copy !req
232. I am.Copy !req
233. Did Dave mention that?Copy !req
234. No, you're wearing
a stethoscope.Copy !req
235. Yes, I am.
That's embarrassing.Copy !req
236. Would it
be okay if I tried it?Copy !req
237. Yeah, knock yourself out.Copy !req
238. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
239. Heart rate is smooth
and steady, 400 BPM.Copy !req
240. So, it's beating?Copy !req
241. Of course it's beating.Copy !req
242. It's so nice to finally
meet you guys.Copy !req
243. Oh, and this is my son, Miles.Copy !req
244. Son?
Oh, no.Copy !req
245. You guys have a lot in common.Copy !req
246. Miles is also a musician.Copy !req
247. Yeah, I've heard
you're pretty good.Copy !req
248. Thanks, Mr. Seville.Copy !req
249. Oh, brother.Copy !req
250. We thought this
was the perfect placeCopy !req
251. for you guys to get to know
each other better.Copy !req
252. Yes, so behave, okay?Copy !req
253. And Theo, get down from there.Copy !req
254. I'll get him.Copy !req
255. So, back to our conversation.Copy !req
256. No hard feelings, huh?Copy !req
257. Hey, you guys having fun?Copy !req
258. Yeah, just
getting some cotton candy.Copy !req
259. All right.Copy !req
260. This is not my idea of fun.Copy !req
261. Mmm...Copy !req
262. Yummy.Copy !req
263. Theo!Copy !req
264. Alvin,
where did Theodore go?Copy !req
265. I don't know, I haven't
seen him since the last hole.Copy !req
266. What do you think?Copy !req
267. Uh, 20 bucks seems like
a lot of money for a chipmunk.Copy !req
268. He's a talking chipmunk.Copy !req
269. Go on, plump and juicy,
say something.Copy !req
270. Um, I also sing.Copy !req
271. This isn't like Theo,
to wander off.Copy !req
272. I know.Copy !req
273. Why don't you
check the river?Copy !req
274. Chip shot!Copy !req
275. Whoa!Copy !req
276. Alvin, I found him.Copy !req
277. Give us back our brother!
Yeah!Copy !req
278. I just paid 20 bucks for him.Copy !req
279. He's not for sale!Copy !req
280. I want 40.
What?Copy !req
281. He's a talking chipmunk.Copy !req
282. I also sing.Copy !req
283. Theo! You're not helping.Copy !req
284. Ah. Fine!Copy !req
285. I hope you're happy,
Theodore.Copy !req
286. That was all of our allowance.Copy !req
287. Sorry.
I was born to perform.Copy !req
288. Great news, fellas.Copy !req
289. You get to hang
with Miles all day.Copy !req
290. And the hits
just keep on coming. Oh.Copy !req
291. Sam got a page
from the hospital,Copy !req
292. so I'm going to take you four
to the studio with me.Copy !req
293. All right, be good.Copy !req
294. Bye, Mom.
Bye, honey.Copy !req
295. Don't forget your stethoscope.Copy !req
296. - Oh, yeah.
- Oh.Copy !req
297. You know what? Keep it.Copy !req
298. Thanks.Copy !req
299. Break a leg.Copy !req
300. That doesn't really apply
to doctors, Dave.Copy !req
301. Right.Copy !req
302. Good luck!Copy !req
303. You kind of hope your heart
surgeon doesn't need luck.Copy !req
304. Uh... Have fun!Copy !req
305. Nailed it!Copy !req
306. Look, paparazzi.Copy !req
307. I guess they heard
we were coming.Copy !req
308. Hey, guys!
Ah, it is good to see you.Copy !req
309. Can you get one more
from this side?Copy !req
310. Yeah.Copy !req
311. Guys, they aren't
here for you, come on.Copy !req
312. There she is! Ashley!Copy !req
313. Hey!
What the heck?Copy !req
314. Oh, nice, Miles.
Ugh! Yuck!Copy !req
315. Oh, no!
Hey!Copy !req
316. Ow!Copy !req
317. Hey, down here!Copy !req
318. Watch it, hey!Copy !req
319. - That's my tail!
- Excuse me.Copy !req
320. First, can you guys apologize
for trampling my friends?Copy !req
321. Aw, sorry about that, guys.Copy !req
322. Thank you, Ashley.
Sure.Copy !req
323. Miss Grey, when
are you going back on tour?Copy !req
324. Miss Grey, over here.Copy !req
325. Oh, hey, you know what?Copy !req
326. Let me,
let me get this for you.Copy !req
327. Oh, you know,
I think it's "Push."Copy !req
328. Oh, yeah,
you know, of course.Copy !req
329. Whoa. Okay.Copy !req
330. Looks like Mr. Macho isn't
as cool as he thinks he is.Copy !req
331. Oh, man.Copy !req
332. I didn't realize
how boring it isCopy !req
333. to be on this side
of the glass.Copy !req
334. Yeah, why aren't
you guys in there?Copy !req
335. I thought you were, like,
super famous or something?Copy !req
336. One day, you're throwing back
pink lemonadesCopy !req
337. on Diddy's yacht
in Saint-Tropez...Copy !req
338. Ooh, jackpot!Copy !req
339. and the next,
you're eating stale chipsCopy !req
340. you find in the couch.Copy !req
341. I miss it.Copy !req
342. Uh, uh... Theodore, couch
chips are for talent only.Copy !req
343. Oh.Copy !req
344. Really, Barry?Copy !req
345. All right, you can keep it.
Just don't tell anyone, okay?Copy !req
346. Whoo-hoo! Yum.Copy !req
347. We did it!Copy !req
348. We successfully introduced
our kids to each other.Copy !req
349. And then, you performed
open-heart surgery.Copy !req
350. Please, after being
a single momCopy !req
351. and a med student,
I could do this in my sleep.Copy !req
352. And I wore my stethoscope
out again, didn't I?Copy !req
353. I thought it was cute.Copy !req
354. And I like people to know
I'm dating a doctor.Copy !req
355. All right, I guess my lifeCopy !req
356. is a little more hectic
than I'd like to admit.Copy !req
357. I get it.Copy !req
358. So, I have to ask. The boys?Copy !req
359. Are they, like,
your adopted kids, or...Copy !req
360. How does that work?Copy !req
361. I don't know, I never really
thought about it.Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. They're lucky to have you.Copy !req
364. Crazy idea.Copy !req
365. Have you ever been to Miami?Copy !req
366. This is American Idol!Copy !req
367. I'm sorry
to have to do this...Copy !req
368. but you're going to Hollywood!Copy !req
369. Ah. I've always
wanted to say that!Copy !req
370. Why did they get to move out
and do all this cool stuff?Copy !req
371. Uh, well, Alvin...Copy !req
372. girls are
scientifically provenCopy !req
373. to mature faster than boys.Copy !req
374. Ah, whatever.Copy !req
375. Hey, guys.Copy !req
376. - Dave!
- Hi.Copy !req
377. Sorry I'm late.
I had to pick upCopy !req
378. a few things on the way home.Copy !req
379. No worries,
we've just been ruminatingCopy !req
380. on why we still live at home.Copy !req
381. So, what'd you guys
think of Samantha?Copy !req
382. Oh, she's awesome.Copy !req
383. We loved her.Copy !req
384. Ooh, leftovers.Copy !req
385. Ooh, I can't wait.Copy !req
386. Oh, I can taste it.
Yes! Yummy.Copy !req
387. Oh. I can't eat this.Copy !req
388. Whoa! That is a serious
engagement ring.Copy !req
389. Wait a second. That means
Dave is going to askCopy !req
390. Samantha to marry him.Copy !req
391. Hold on, we don't know that.Copy !req
392. They've only been together
a few months,Copy !req
393. so you're probably
overreacting.Copy !req
394. But what if it's true?Copy !req
395. Uh-oh. Here he comes.Copy !req
396. Act casual.Copy !req
397. Huh.
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
398. Uh, yoga. Downward munk?Copy !req
399. Well, that's great
to hear thatCopy !req
400. you guys like Samantha,
because...Copy !req
401. she's gonna become
a big part of my life.Copy !req
402. Oh, and good news.Copy !req
403. My plus one
isn't going to waste.Copy !req
404. She is coming
to Miami with me.Copy !req
405. I'm standing right here.
I can hear what he's saying.Copy !req
406. I've always wanted a mom.Copy !req
407. Guys...Copy !req
408. if Samantha is our mom,
that makes Miles...Copy !req
409. Our brother.Copy !req
410. No!Copy !req
411. Deep breaths, Theodore.
In and out.Copy !req
412. It's going to be okay.Copy !req
413. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
414. Guys, it's time.Copy !req
415. Operation ring retrieval
is a go.Copy !req
416. No ring, no proposal.Copy !req
417. No proposal, no Miles.Copy !req
418. Theo, fall in line, soldier.Copy !req
419. Oh, brother.Copy !req
420. Alvin, what...
Are we doing a charade?Copy !req
421. Oh, cool. Two words.Copy !req
422. No.Copy !req
423. First down? What are you...Copy !req
424. Two syllables. Sounds like.Copy !req
425. Is it a movie? First word.Copy !req
426. A song?Copy !req
427. Angry.
Get over here.Copy !req
428. Okay.Copy !req
429. Still no idea
what you're saying.Copy !req
430. Theodore, you keep
an eye on Dave.Copy !req
431. Simon and I will get the ring.Copy !req
432. Uh-oh.Copy !req
433. There you are.Copy !req
434. Alvin, grab this.Copy !req
435. Let's do this.Copy !req
436. Yes!Copy !req
437. The bag's gone.
No.Copy !req
438. You mean that bag over there?Copy !req
439. And I'm back to "Yes."Copy !req
440. Uh-oh.Copy !req
441. And right back to "No."Copy !req
442. Abort. Abort. Let's go.Copy !req
443. Guys...Copy !req
444. what are you doing in here?Copy !req
445. Uh... Well... We...Copy !req
446. just wanted to spend
as much time as possibleCopy !req
447. with you before
you left for Miami.Copy !req
448. Yeah.Copy !req
449. All right.
I'll make breakfast.Copy !req
450. Whoo-hoo! I love breakfast.Copy !req
451. Alvin, grab it.Copy !req
452. Ooh, ooh, Belgian waffles,
pancakes. So excited.Copy !req
453. Okay, guys...Copy !req
454. Miss Price from next door,
she's gonna peek in on you...Copy !req
455. make sure you're all right.Copy !req
456. What? She's nuts.Copy !req
457. We should be the ones
checking in on her.Copy !req
458. Well, after that big party
you guys threw...Copy !req
459. I don't feel very comfortable
with you guysCopy !req
460. staying here unsupervised.
You got it?Copy !req
461. Oh, that must be
Samantha and Miles.Copy !req
462. Miles?Copy !req
463. Yeah, he's going to stay
with you guys for a few days.Copy !req
464. So, you don't feel comfortable
leaving us alone,Copy !req
465. but you're okay leaving us
with that psychopath?Copy !req
466. No, he's a great kid.Copy !req
467. It'll be fun.Copy !req
468. You know, it'll be, uh,Copy !req
469. a good bonding experience
for you guys.Copy !req
470. Uh, I'm pretty sure
Miles would interpretCopy !req
471. "bonding experience"
as super-gluing us together.Copy !req
472. Hi.Copy !req
473. Wow. Great place.Copy !req
474. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
475. Make yourself at home.Copy !req
476. Mi casa, su casa.Copy !req
477. Thank you, David, that's
very generous of you
to open your home.Copy !req
478. Wow. That's really impressive.Copy !req
479. I actually don't
speak Spanish.Copy !req
480. He said that it's
very generousCopy !req
481. of you to open your home.Copy !req
482. I also speak Spanish.Copy !req
483. And you're not fooling anyone
with your good boy routine.Copy !req
484. I'm fooling everyone.Copy !req
485. They have no idea that
I'm going to make you
my personal servant.Copy !req
486. All right. I guess this is it.
Have a great weekend, guys.Copy !req
487. And boys...Copy !req
488. try to show me you can handle
some independence, okay?Copy !req
489. All right, bye, sweetie.
Be good.Copy !req
490. Okay.Copy !req
491. All right. Here we go.Copy !req
492. I can feel the bonding
happening already.Copy !req
493. We're gonna be doing
tons of bonding.Copy !req
494. Where's the Super Glue?Copy !req
495. Miles, if we're going
to make this work,Copy !req
496. we need to talk.Copy !req
497. Feels like it's working.Copy !req
498. But, good talk.Copy !req
499. You can't shut us out forever.Copy !req
500. He means emotionally, but...Copy !req
501. I want to focus
on the physicallyCopy !req
502. shutting us out
of our own home part.Copy !req
503. I have to pee.Copy !req
504. You guys are so naive.Copy !req
505. Trust me, this thing with
Dave and my mom is temporary.Copy !req
506. If by temporary you mean,
"till death do they part"...Copy !req
507. then yeah. Totally temporary.Copy !req
508. What are you talking about?Copy !req
509. He's talking
about marriage, Miles.Copy !req
510. Wedding bells.Copy !req
511. Dave liked it and he's
gonna put a ring on it.Copy !req
512. A bag of tissue.Copy !req
513. What?
Scandalous.Copy !req
514. It's gone.Copy !req
515. Uh. He must have
packed the ringCopy !req
516. last night before bed.Copy !req
517. He's going to
propose to Samantha in Miami.Copy !req
518. So you think we're
all gonna become, like,Copy !req
519. one big happy family?Copy !req
520. No one said happy.
No offense to your mom.Copy !req
521. She actually seems
quite wonderful.Copy !req
522. Yeah. It's you
we're not thrilled about.Copy !req
523. Well, the feeling is mutual.Copy !req
524. And you guys
can keep Dave too.Copy !req
525. My dad died when I was littleCopy !req
526. and I've done
just fine without one.Copy !req
527. Oh. I'm sorry, Miles.Copy !req
528. Don't be. I didn't know him.Copy !req
529. If Dave and my mom
do get married...Copy !req
530. they'll wanna have
their own kids.Copy !req
531. And you're not even
Dave's real sons...Copy !req
532. you're just a bunch
of chipmunksCopy !req
533. that he calls his kids.Copy !req
534. Before you guys know it,Copy !req
535. you'll be back
out in the forest.Copy !req
536. Holding your nuts all winter.Copy !req
537. Hey.Copy !req
538. First of all,
that's what squirrels do.Copy !req
539. We are chipmunks.Copy !req
540. Um, Alvin,
chipmunks do that too.Copy !req
541. And the fact that
I didn't know that...Copy !req
542. is exactly why we cannot
end up back in the forest.Copy !req
543. But... Dave wouldn't
do that to us.Copy !req
544. He already has.Copy !req
545. Why do you think you guys are
here and my mom's in Miami?Copy !req
546. Meeting of the Munks.Copy !req
547. I don't want Miles to be right
any more than you do,Copy !req
548. but it all kind of lines up.Copy !req
549. New job, new house,
new girlfriend, new family.Copy !req
550. I don't want to go back
to the forest.Copy !req
551. And I am definitely not going
to end up related to that guy.Copy !req
552. Hmm. Nice form.Copy !req
553. Here's the deal, Miles.Copy !req
554. We all go to Miami
to stop this proposal...Copy !req
555. and then we never have to
see each other again.Copy !req
556. I'm in.Copy !req
557. Can't get you chipmunks
out of my life fast enough.Copy !req
558. That's the smartest thing
you've saidCopy !req
559. since we met you.Copy !req
560. Are you sure there'sCopy !req
561. enough money
in your piggy bank?Copy !req
562. Guys, it's a credit card.Copy !req
563. We'll get 4 tickets.
Stop worrying.Copy !req
564. Hello, boys.Copy !req
565. Hey, Miss Price.Copy !req
566. I'm supposed to be
keeping an eye on you...Copy !req
567. so I think I'll use...Copy !req
568. this one.Copy !req
569. How are we gonna get to Miami
if she's gonna be watching us?Copy !req
570. Guys, I have a plan.Copy !req
571. The 4 words
society fears most.Copy !req
572. I can't believe that worked.Copy !req
573. It wasn't so much meCopy !req
574. as it was the peanuts
dipped in cough syrup.Copy !req
575. That's really messed up.Copy !req
576. Respect.
Thank you!Copy !req
577. Alvin, these aren't
even chipmunks.Copy !req
578. They're squirrels.Copy !req
579. Beggars
can't be choosers.Copy !req
580. Besides, once we put them
in the shirtsCopy !req
581. from the Alvin, Simon
and Theodore dolls...Copy !req
582. Miss Price won't be able to
tell the difference.Copy !req
583. Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
584. Ooh, oh... I get to change me!Copy !req
585. I can't believe
I maxed out my mom'sCopy !req
586. entire card
in this one ticket.Copy !req
587. We're fine.
Just stick to the plan.Copy !req
588. I'm starting to think I should
go through cargo with Theo.Copy !req
589. Shh.Copy !req
590. Be silent. Be still.Copy !req
591. And you. Get in there.Copy !req
592. Ow! Easy!Copy !req
593. - Both of you guys.
- Watch the zipper.Copy !req
594. Next!Copy !req
595. Who knows what
you're carrying in this thing.Copy !req
596. Go on through.Copy !req
597. Whoa!Copy !req
598. What's that?Copy !req
599. That is a...
stuffed Alvin doll.Copy !req
600. You know, from that lame
singing chipmunks group.Copy !req
601. Um, yeah.Copy !req
602. I'm gonna need to see what's
in that backpack, please.Copy !req
603. Oh, no.Copy !req
604. Yeah.Copy !req
605. Um, it's just a doll.Copy !req
606. Chucky was just a doll.Copy !req
607. This is Alvin.
It's what the "A" is for.Copy !req
608. He does a lot of bending
and back up.Copy !req
609. He does splits.Copy !req
610. He can twist.Copy !req
611. Like Linda Blair almost.Copy !req
612. You can use it
as a weight-loss device.Copy !req
613. I can feel the sweat.Copy !req
614. It even talks.Copy !req
615. It says,
"I'm a dumb stupid-head."Copy !req
616. Sorry, the batteries
might be a bit low.Copy !req
617. Ow! I'm a dumb stupid-head!Copy !req
618. So, he's... Ow!Copy !req
619. And it bites.Copy !req
620. I think that was just
a design flaw.Copy !req
621. There's probably a recall.Copy !req
622. You can put the doll
back in the bag.Copy !req
623. Not the dark place!Copy !req
624. What I am gonna need...Copy !req
625. is for you to take a step
right over there...Copy !req
626. because we're gonna need to
do a quick body search.Copy !req
627. Body search?Copy !req
628. Body search!Copy !req
629. Good luck, Simon!
Yeah.Copy !req
630. Okay.Copy !req
631. Oh, no.Copy !req
632. Where to hide, where to hide?Copy !req
633. Relax.Copy !req
634. Put your arms out.
They're out.Copy !req
635. One last spot to get.Copy !req
636. I don't wanna
go to jail.Copy !req
637. I don't wanna go to jail!Copy !req
638. That's not mine.Copy !req
639. You just holding it
for a friend?Copy !req
640. No, no,
not that, not that.Copy !req
641. I don't get paid enough.Copy !req
642. Get out of here.Copy !req
643. Real smooth, Simon.Copy !req
644. I'm sorry!
I just, I got so nervous.Copy !req
645. You are lucky I don't flushCopy !req
646. the both of you
down the toilet!Copy !req
647. Well, I'm glad we sent
Theodore to Baggage.Copy !req
648. He never would have
made it through Security.Copy !req
649. Wow! Hi, everyone!Copy !req
650. Cold in here, isn't it?Copy !req
651. Whoa!Copy !req
652. Miles, will you ask
a flight attendantCopy !req
653. for some peanuts?
We're hungry.Copy !req
654. Yeah. I too would
love a water.Copy !req
655. But no ice.
It's supposed to be filthy.Copy !req
656. Ooh, which reminds me.Copy !req
657. Germs,
germs, go away,Copy !req
658. don't come back
any other day, okay.Copy !req
659. Shut up and stay out of sight.Copy !req
660. Hey! Easy!Copy !req
661. It smells in here.Copy !req
662. If you're not gonna feed us,
I'm going to forage.Copy !req
663. Not a great idea, Alvin.Copy !req
664. We're not legitimate
passengers!Copy !req
665. Ugh!Copy !req
666. Oops! Sorry!Copy !req
667. I didn't mean to startle you.Copy !req
668. I'm not startled.Copy !req
669. It's just you're...Copy !req
670. you're you.Copy !req
671. I am me.Copy !req
672. And, you know,
if you have a pen...Copy !req
673. I'm always happy to
sign an autograph for a fan.Copy !req
674. I'm not a fan.Copy !req
675. Okay.Copy !req
676. Well, um, I'll be seeing you.Copy !req
677. Excuse me! Pardon me!
Coming through.Copy !req
678. Now where in this tin can
can I get some snacks?Copy !req
679. Oh, baby!Copy !req
680. Hi! I'm Theodore.Copy !req
681. Shh.Copy !req
682. Inside voice.Copy !req
683. Please stop.Copy !req
684. You're gonna make
the other animals nervous!Copy !req
685. Uh, okay, I'll let you out.Copy !req
686. But you have to promise
to go back in before we land.Copy !req
687. Got it. There you go!Copy !req
688. Oh! Thank you, friend.Copy !req
689. Hey!Copy !req
690. Please, everyone relax!Copy !req
691. Um, Mister Monkey? Wha...Copy !req
692. Wait! Don't do that.Copy !req
693. No. Bad monkey!Copy !req
694. I asked you to stop!Copy !req
695. Hey! Please!Copy !req
696. I'm begging you, Monkey Man!Copy !req
697. What?Copy !req
698. You've never seen a chipmunk
in first class before?Copy !req
699. Uh, actually, I recently flew
next to The ChipettesCopy !req
700. and they were ladies.Copy !req
701. Hey. Don't judge me.
I saw Pink Flamingos.Copy !req
702. Excuse me.
May I see your boarding pass?Copy !req
703. Yeah, well,
funny thing about that.Copy !req
704. Ha! Gotta run!Copy !req
705. Come here.Copy !req
706. Get back here!Copy !req
707. Simon! Run!Copy !req
708. Where? We're on a plane.Copy !req
709. I don't know! Come on.Copy !req
710. Freeze!Copy !req
711. Air marshal.Copy !req
712. Don't move.Copy !req
713. Can we move now?Copy !req
714. This is a very
hard pose to hold.Copy !req
715. What's that?Copy !req
716. Uh-oh.Copy !req
717. This can't be good.Copy !req
718. What the...Copy !req
719. What? What?Copy !req
720. All right!
Everybody calm down!Copy !req
721. It's just a monkey. All right?Copy !req
722. Birds! Birds!Copy !req
723. Help! Someone save me!Copy !req
724. Nice doggy...Copy !req
725. Theo! Over here! Jump!Copy !req
726. Birds and dogs!Copy !req
727. Oh, my God!Copy !req
728. Okay, now there's a goat.Copy !req
729. And an otter.
And an otter! God!Copy !req
730. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.Copy !req
731. Listen!Copy !req
732. We're going to be making an...Copy !req
733. emergency landing
in Austin, TexasCopy !req
734. due to a herd of
chinchillas in the cockpit.Copy !req
735. All right, you heard him!Copy !req
736. The plane's going down.Copy !req
737. Not down like down-down.Copy !req
738. Safely-safely.
We're not crashing!Copy !req
739. You people are idiots!Copy !req
740. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
741. What an idiot!Copy !req
742. Oh, great speech, Churchill.Copy !req
743. You better watch it!Copy !req
744. Do you know who
you're talking to?Copy !req
745. I am the police of the sky!Copy !req
746. Really?Copy !req
747. Okay.
Let's make sureCopy !req
748. we have everything.Copy !req
749. You released animals
from cargo,Copy !req
750. and then you forced
an emergency landing.Copy !req
751. We also snuck onto the plane.Copy !req
752. Uh-huh. That's right.
Theodore!Copy !req
753. That is three major
infractions on one flight.Copy !req
754. Here's a fun fact.Copy !req
755. That's three more infractions
than I've ever hadCopy !req
756. in all my years
as an air marshal.Copy !req
757. Congratulations on such
a distinguished career, sir.Copy !req
758. Did you hear that?Copy !req
759. Because of that
"distinguished career"...Copy !req
760. I've got a meeting
with Homeland SecurityCopy !req
761. next week about a promotion.Copy !req
762. Another congratulations, sir.
Shut up!Copy !req
763. What do you think
they're gonna bring upCopy !req
764. when they interview me, huh?Copy !req
765. My decade
of perfect service...Copy !req
766. or that one time
that three chipmunksCopy !req
767. turned my flight
into Noah's Ark?Copy !req
768. Probably the time
with the chipmunks.Copy !req
769. Yeah.Copy !req
770. Um, I meant the other one.Copy !req
771. Look, sir, what could
we possibly have doneCopy !req
772. to make you hate us so much?Copy !req
773. I'll tell you what you did.Copy !req
774. Whoa!Copy !req
775. Holy Christmas.Copy !req
776. I got a little
early gift for you.Copy !req
777. Oh, James.Copy !req
778. You shouldn't have.Copy !req
779. No. Wait a second.Copy !req
780. I want to Instagram
a video of your reaction.Copy !req
781. Merry Christmas!
I'm breaking up with you!Copy !req
782. What?Copy !req
783. Thanks.Copy !req
784. And The Chipmunks?Copy !req
785. Grow up, James.Copy !req
786. Wait.Copy !req
787. Awkward.Copy !req
788. You provided the soundtrack
to my heartbreak.Copy !req
789. But now it's payback time.Copy !req
790. I am putting you three on the
No-Fly List.Copy !req
791. What? No!
But we have to get to Miami!Copy !req
792. You can't do that!Copy !req
793. You see, I'm an air marshal.Copy !req
794. I'm all-powerful...Copy !req
795. I'm all-seeing...Copy !req
796. and I'm all-knowing.Copy !req
797. Then you obviously knowCopy !req
798. you just made
that entire speech...Copy !req
799. with your tie
in a cup of coffee.Copy !req
800. Okay.Copy !req
801. I'll be back in two minutes.Copy !req
802. You also still have a little
parrot poop on your shirt.Copy !req
803. 10 minutes.Copy !req
804. And one more thing.Copy !req
805. Don't even think
about leaving.Copy !req
806. I have a very particular
set of skills.Copy !req
807. Skills that I have acquired
over a very long...Copy !req
808. You just put your hand
on an ink pad.Copy !req
809. 15 minutes.Copy !req
810. Whoa. That guy is the mayor
of Crazy Town.Copy !req
811. We gotta get you out of here,
now. Let's go.Copy !req
812. Oh, this is gonna be
the best...Copy !req
813. - Come on!
- Really?Copy !req
814. Nobody runs on
Agent James Suggs.Copy !req
815. Come on. Come on. Go.Copy !req
816. Here you go.
Thanks so much.Copy !req
817. Well, that's as far
as my money takes us.Copy !req
818. Which puts us 2 hours
and 30 minutes from Miami.Copy !req
819. - Hey!
- Yes!Copy !req
820. All right!
By plane.Copy !req
821. Oh. Come on!Copy !req
822. Guys, the party
is in three days.Copy !req
823. We need to get to Miami. Fast.Copy !req
824. And, as if we're not in enough
trouble already, it's Dave.Copy !req
825. Oh, man.Copy !req
826. Well, we cannot
possibly pick up.Copy !req
827. We have to pick up,Copy !req
828. or Dave will know
something is wrong.Copy !req
829. Dave's gonna know
something's wrongCopy !req
830. when he sees us standing
around a bunch of trash cans,Copy !req
831. in a parking lot
in the middle of nowhere!Copy !req
832. Hmm. Good point.Copy !req
833. Ready to go eat?Copy !req
834. Uh... Yeah.Copy !req
835. Everything okay?Copy !req
836. Let me check on something.Copy !req
837. Hello?Copy !req
838. Hi, it's Dave. Are you busy?Copy !req
839. Oh, hi, Dave.Copy !req
840. No, I'm not busy at all.Copy !req
841. No, I'm just dining
with a friend.Copy !req
842. What do you need?Copy !req
843. All right, I'm gonna
take a look.Copy !req
844. I'm right at the window.Copy !req
845. Oh, no!Copy !req
846. They've eaten everything!Copy !req
847. And I mean everything!Copy !req
848. Yeah, that sounds about right.Copy !req
849. Just like a guinea pig
Armageddon!Copy !req
850. Well, thanks for checking
on them, Miss Price.Copy !req
851. False alarm.Copy !req
852. Sounds like
they're having a blast.Copy !req
853. Oh, good.Copy !req
854. You ready?
Yeah.Copy !req
855. Um, Alvin, I think maybe we
should go somewhere else.Copy !req
856. Whoa, hey. Sorry, fellas.
21 and over.Copy !req
857. But it's dark outside,Copy !req
858. and we don't have
anywhere else to go.Copy !req
859. Well, I wish I could
help you out,Copy !req
860. but I got a bar
packed with people...Copy !req
861. waiting to hear a bandCopy !req
862. whose singer is stuck 50 miles
from here with a flat tire.Copy !req
863. So, unless you guys know
anyone who can carry a tune...Copy !req
864. I'm gonna have to
bid you good night.Copy !req
865. How would you feel
about some singing chipmunks?Copy !req
866. Whoa! You guys really
know The Chipettes?Copy !req
867. Uh... Really?Copy !req
868. Please welcome, all the wayCopy !req
869. from Los Angeles,
California...Copy !req
870. The Chipmunks.Copy !req
871. Ooh!Copy !req
872. Warm crowd.Copy !req
873. So, can you really play?Copy !req
874. Can you really sing?Copy !req
875. Whoo! Put your hands
together for me.Copy !req
876. Um! Feels good.Copy !req
877. Come on, bass.Copy !req
878. Uh-huh.Copy !req
879. More guitar.Copy !req
880. My man on drums.
We're taking it to the verse.Copy !req
881. Whoo!Copy !req
882. This is where your guy said he
dropped off the little freaks?Copy !req
883. Yeah. That'll be 76 bucks.Copy !req
884. Okay. I'm law enforcement,
so...Copy !req
885. Great. 76 bucks.Copy !req
886. Uh, let me rephrase that.
I'm the police of the sky.Copy !req
887. But we're on the ground
and this is a car.Copy !req
888. So...Copy !req
889. 76 bucks.Copy !req
890. So, that means nothing to you?Copy !req
891. Nope.Copy !req
892. Okay, I'll be right back.
Don't leave.Copy !req
893. The money!
I'm getting it!Copy !req
894. Yeah!Copy !req
895. Oh, it's on.Copy !req
896. Alvin,
we've got a problem.Copy !req
897. Oh, no.Copy !req
898. I'll distract him,
you guys make a run for it.Copy !req
899. I'll meet you outside.Copy !req
900. How dare you!Copy !req
901. Over here.Copy !req
902. Gotcha!Copy !req
903. Ah!Copy !req
904. Let me explain.Copy !req
905. I have a reason to believeCopy !req
906. there's a fugitive chipmunk
in your beard.Copy !req
907. You don't think
I'd know if there wasCopy !req
908. an animal living in my beard?Copy !req
909. I don't.
Beard peanuts?Copy !req
910. Gotcha!Copy !req
911. Uh-oh.Copy !req
912. Ow!Copy !req
913. Watch where
you're throwing people!Copy !req
914. What are you
gonna do about it?Copy !req
915. I am so sorry.Copy !req
916. Yeah, sorry about the fight.Copy !req
917. Ain't no apology necessary.Copy !req
918. Nothing better for businessCopy !req
919. than a good old-fashioned
bar brawl.Copy !req
920. Good luck, outlaws.
Thanks.Copy !req
921. Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, keep it in there!Copy !req
922. Yikes!Copy !req
923. Ha!Copy !req
924. You come on!Copy !req
925. I will slice and dice you
like spicy sushi roll!Copy !req
926. Missed me!Copy !req
927. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
928. You want some
butter with that?Copy !req
929. Drinks are on you!Copy !req
930. What?Copy !req
931. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
932. So long, Suggsy!Copy !req
933. Get out of the way,
hillbillies!Copy !req
934. I need to get out
of this bar ASAP!Copy !req
935. Hey, we gotta get out of here.Copy !req
936. But where's Alvin?Copy !req
937. We're gonna leave, man!Copy !req
938. I'm waiting on a guy
that owes me 76 bucks.Copy !req
939. Ah!Copy !req
940. You mean that guy?Copy !req
941. You know what,
we'll double it.Copy !req
942. All right.Copy !req
943. But Alvin's not here yet!
Forget about him, let's go!Copy !req
944. Wait, wait!Copy !req
945. There he is, there he is!Copy !req
946. You...Copy !req
947. Come on, let's go, come on!
Come on, Alvin!Copy !req
948. Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
949. Miles, give me your belt.Copy !req
950. You little hood rats!
Alvin, run!Copy !req
951. I will hunt you down!Copy !req
952. Slow down!Copy !req
953. Move your furry little feet!Copy !req
954. Alvin, let's go!
Hurry, Alvin!Copy !req
955. I will pounce on you!Copy !req
956. Alvin, jump!Copy !req
957. Hurry up, Alvin, come on!Copy !req
958. I will...Copy !req
959. Whoopsie.Copy !req
960. take a little nap.Copy !req
961. So, how much
is this gonna cost?Copy !req
962. To the nearest
bus station, $32.Copy !req
963. Oh,
we're a little short.Copy !req
964. How short?Copy !req
965. About 32 bucks.Copy !req
966. Have a nice night.Copy !req
967. Easy for you to say.Copy !req
968. You're not the one
who has to sleep outside!Copy !req
969. Thanks for nothing!
Drive safely!Copy !req
970. What?Copy !req
971. I hope he gets home safe.Copy !req
972. Ouch!Copy !req
973. I got
a splinter in my tail.Copy !req
974. Ow!Copy !req
975. Ow!Copy !req
976. I can't sleep
without my pillow.Copy !req
977. Ow!Copy !req
978. I don't suppose they makeCopy !req
979. Tempur-Pedic tree branches,
do they?Copy !req
980. Seriously, guys?Copy !req
981. You're the ones who
are supposed to beCopy !req
982. comfortable sleeping in trees,
not me.Copy !req
983. We're not talking to you,
okay?Copy !req
984. Not after you tried
to leave me behind!Copy !req
985. First, awesome, becauseCopy !req
986. I don't wanna
talk to you either.Copy !req
987. And second, you guys would've
done the same thing to me.Copy !req
988. No, Miles, we actually
would have waited for you.Copy !req
989. Yeah, we're in this together.Copy !req
990. You mess with one of us,
you mess with all of us.Copy !req
991. I've heard your lame
family motto, man.Copy !req
992. It's a bunch of crap.Copy !req
993. People look out
for themselves.Copy !req
994. It's biology,
it's what animals do.Copy !req
995. Well, on behalf of
animals everywhere...Copy !req
996. I find your
attitude insulting.Copy !req
997. Call it whatever you want,
man. It's true.Copy !req
998. What, you think my dad wasCopy !req
999. thinking about anyone
other than himself...Copy !req
1000. when he left me and my mom?Copy !req
1001. But, I...Copy !req
1002. I thought you said
your dad was...Copy !req
1003. Right, um...Copy !req
1004. He might as well have.
He left when I was only five.Copy !req
1005. Sorry, Miles.Copy !req
1006. Whatever.Copy !req
1007. I don't care, you know?Copy !req
1008. I've done just fine
without him.Copy !req
1009. Miles, listen.Copy !req
1010. If Dave and your mom
end up together...Copy !req
1011. he's a good person.Copy !req
1012. He would never bail on you.Copy !req
1013. Then why are you
making this trip?Copy !req
1014. Right.Copy !req
1015. Because you think
he's gonna ditch you, too.Copy !req
1016. Look, dads are overrated.Copy !req
1017. Eventually, you will
get over him leaving.Copy !req
1018. Really?Copy !req
1019. Yeah.Copy !req
1020. Oh.
I can't...Copy !req
1021. I'm too tired.Copy !req
1022. Dude!Copy !req
1023. Are you joking?Copy !req
1024. I can still see the tree!Copy !req
1025. Oh. Huh.Copy !req
1026. Come on, it's 10 miles
to the bus station.Copy !req
1027. Can't you go any faster?Copy !req
1028. Um, not to split hairs,Copy !req
1029. but given that our legs
are 90% shorter than yours...Copy !req
1030. we're technically walking
384% faster than you are.Copy !req
1031. Nerd alert!Copy !req
1032. Oh.
Um...Copy !req
1033. Fine.Copy !req
1034. Come on up.Copy !req
1035. Really?Copy !req
1036. Changing my mind in three...Copy !req
1037. All right!
Yes!Copy !req
1038. two...Copy !req
1039. one.Copy !req
1040. Come on, come on!
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1041. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1042. Oh, sweet!Copy !req
1043. Now this is quite
an efficient way to travel.Copy !req
1044. Yeah. I could go for miles
on Miles.Copy !req
1045. Oh, my God, that's so bad.Copy !req
1046. Then why are you laughing?Copy !req
1047. Because that was so bad.Copy !req
1048. I think that joke
missed by miles.Copy !req
1049. Yeah, this is where I
dropped them, all right.Copy !req
1050. Look how obvious
these tracks are.Copy !req
1051. Amateurs.Copy !req
1052. Only 863 miles to go.Copy !req
1053. Did some chipmunks
jump on your bus?Copy !req
1054. Um-hmm. They bought a ticket
to New Orleans.Copy !req
1055. You know
that's not normal, right?Copy !req
1056. All right! Nice!Copy !req
1057. All right! A tater tot!Copy !req
1058. Looks like our luck is finally
turning around.Copy !req
1059. It's not.Copy !req
1060. Oh, no! Suggs?Copy !req
1061. Hello, boys.Copy !req
1062. How did you find us?Copy !req
1063. I'm an air marshal!Copy !req
1064. Law enforcement's my life.Copy !req
1065. Now, we can either do this
the easy way...Copy !req
1066. or the hard way.Copy !req
1067. My brothers and I would like
to discuss our options.Copy !req
1068. You only got one option.Copy !req
1069. Chipmunk jail.Copy !req
1070. With tiny little bars,Copy !req
1071. and a tiny little barbed wire
fence, and a tiny toilet...Copy !req
1072. and a tiny yard where you can
lift your tiny little weights!Copy !req
1073. It sounds adorable.Copy !req
1074. Hey!Copy !req
1075. Guys, slingshot. On three.Copy !req
1076. One, two, three!
Now, I don't have all night.Copy !req
1077. Oh, nuts.Copy !req
1078. We chose the hard way.Copy !req
1079. Hope you're okay.Copy !req
1080. - He's coming!
- Watch out, gangway!Copy !req
1081. Hurry, Theodore, run!Copy !req
1082. Let's go! Come on, hurry up!
Excuse us!Copy !req
1083. Come on, Alvin! He's coming!
Go, Miles, go!Copy !req
1084. Excuse me, I'm sorry.
In here! Come on!Copy !req
1085. Whoo, I think we lost him.
Hey!Copy !req
1086. Disregard.Copy !req
1087. Come back here!Copy !req
1088. Excuse me, pardon me.Copy !req
1089. There's a crazy guy
chasing us!Copy !req
1090. You look tired, baby.
Here you go.Copy !req
1091. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
1092. Nice one, Suggsy!Copy !req
1093. That tastes like fire!Copy !req
1094. It's moonshine.Copy !req
1095. Fire, please put it out!Copy !req
1096. Wash it down with this, here.Copy !req
1097. Um, ooh...Copy !req
1098. That's butterscotch.Copy !req
1099. Butterscotch liquor.Copy !req
1100. Ooh!Copy !req
1101. And moonshine!Copy !req
1102. Hi, Suggs!Copy !req
1103. Yes!Copy !req
1104. Thank you, Mr. Trombone.Copy !req
1105. This calls for a celebration!Copy !req
1106. Hello, New Orleans!Copy !req
1107. Direct from our Austin
to Miami Comeback Tour,Copy !req
1108. we're The Chipmunks!Copy !req
1109. Is everybody ready
to get their funk on?Copy !req
1110. Okay.Copy !req
1111. What's happening?
What's happening?Copy !req
1112. This whole day
has been incredible.Copy !req
1113. It's been the perfect day.Copy !req
1114. Coming up,
The Chipmunks are back.Copy !req
1115. What?Copy !req
1116. You heard me.
Alvin, Simon and Theodore...Copy !req
1117. Excuse me, could you
turn that up, please?Copy !req
1118. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1119. are making some noise
in the Big Easy...Copy !req
1120. When I say "Party,"
you say "Alvin!"Copy !req
1121. Party!
Alvin!Copy !req
1122. Oh, no.Copy !req
1123. Party!
Alvin!Copy !req
1124. Party!Copy !req
1125. Alvin!Copy !req
1126. Alvin!Copy !req
1127. Did you guys hear that?Copy !req
1128. Hear what?Copy !req
1129. Huh. Never mind.Copy !req
1130. Guys, last night was one
of the best nights of my life.Copy !req
1131. It was pretty crazy.Copy !req
1132. Even that Suggs guy
hung out with us.Copy !req
1133. Yeah, he's not
that bad after all.Copy !req
1134. Hey, we missed
a call from Dave.Copy !req
1135. And a text.Copy !req
1136. 27 of them.Copy !req
1137. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1138. Oh, no.Copy !req
1139. Where am I?Copy !req
1140. What is this?Copy !req
1141. Suggs!
Who are you?Copy !req
1142. It's Vitto,
the band's manager, remember?Copy !req
1143. The only thing I rememberCopy !req
1144. is being attacked
by a trombone.Copy !req
1145. Oh, right, yeah.Copy !req
1146. You got that crazy bump
on your head.Copy !req
1147. You didn't care, though.Copy !req
1148. You just wanted to party!Copy !req
1149. We hit every jazz club
in the Quarter.Copy !req
1150. What do you mean, "We"?Copy !req
1151. You, me, and those
dope chipmunk dudes!Copy !req
1152. I partied with
those tree-skunks?Copy !req
1153. They're the ones who dared you
to get that sassy tattoo!Copy !req
1154. What? What?Copy !req
1155. How could I have let them
talk me into this?Copy !req
1156. Oh, no.
You asked for that one.Copy !req
1157. The other one was their idea.Copy !req
1158. What "other one"?Copy !req
1159. What?Copy !req
1160. This is where they told us
to meet them, right?Copy !req
1161. Well, yelled at us
to meet them.Copy !req
1162. Hopefully they had time to
cool off on the plane.Copy !req
1163. There you are.Copy !req
1164. Dave!
Dave!Copy !req
1165. Mom!
Don't "Dave, Mom" us.Copy !req
1166. You know what, Dave?Copy !req
1167. You're an artist,
and you're emotional...Copy !req
1168. and you follow your heart,
but maybeCopy !req
1169. I should take
the lead on this one.Copy !req
1170. You know,
we keep a level head.Copy !req
1171. Throw them a little Good Cop.Copy !req
1172. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
1173. Don't you "Dave, Mom" us.Copy !req
1174. Do you have any idea
how terrifying it is...Copy !req
1175. to find out that your children
are 2,000 milesCopy !req
1176. away from where
they're supposed to be?Copy !req
1177. You are lucky that
there are witnesses,Copy !req
1178. because I am
so mad right now...Copy !req
1179. that I could just spit!
Okay, okay.Copy !req
1180. Right here, on this floor!Copy !req
1181. Okay, okay. Nice Good Cop.Copy !req
1182. Dave, I swear, it wasn't as
crazy as it looked on TV.Copy !req
1183. Oh, really?Copy !req
1184. Well, let me just
pull up some ofCopy !req
1185. Theodore's tweets
from last night.Copy !req
1186. "Only one word
to describe this night,Copy !req
1187. "Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy."Copy !req
1188. Or, "If you wanna get crazy,Copy !req
1189. "go to New Orleans.
It's the craziest."Copy !req
1190. Or, "In a New Orleans
Jazz Parade,Copy !req
1191. "so crazy."Copy !req
1192. We're really sorry, Dave.Copy !req
1193. Sorry's not gonna
cut it this time, guys.Copy !req
1194. If it were up to me,
we'd be going home,Copy !req
1195. but I gotta get back to Miami.Copy !req
1196. Do not smile.
You guys are grounded in MiamiCopy !req
1197. and also when
we get back to LA.Copy !req
1198. When are we
not grounded?Copy !req
1199. You'll be so old,
your fur will be gray.Copy !req
1200. Yeah, that goes for
your fur too, Miles.Copy !req
1201. I don't have fur.Copy !req
1202. Well, whatever you have
is grounded...Copy !req
1203. for a long time. Let's go.Copy !req
1204. Huh. They didn't
kill us after all.Copy !req
1205. Feels like a win.Copy !req
1206. Hey, guys, Operation
"No Proposal" is still on.Copy !req
1207. Yeah!
All right!Copy !req
1208. High... Oh, fist.Copy !req
1209. Give me some.
Ow!Copy !req
1210. Oh, sorry.
Take it easy!Copy !req
1211. - Guys, come on.
- Jeez.Copy !req
1212. Yeah.Copy !req
1213. Here you go.
Thank you.Copy !req
1214. You're welcome.
And may I see your ID, please?Copy !req
1215. Yes.Copy !req
1216. Thank you.Copy !req
1217. Hey, um...Copy !req
1218. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
1219. Because if this
three-ring circusCopy !req
1220. is too scary for you,
I totally get it...Copy !req
1221. and we could just
go back to LA.Copy !req
1222. I mean, you wouldn't be
the first guyCopy !req
1223. to head for the hills once
we showed our crazy cards.Copy !req
1224. Please, your circus
only has one ring.Copy !req
1225. Stop looking at me.Copy !req
1226. Mine's
the three-ringer.Copy !req
1227. You're the one
who should thinkCopy !req
1228. about heading for the hills.Copy !req
1229. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
1230. Except to get us a coffee.Copy !req
1231. I'll meet you at the gate.Copy !req
1232. Sir?Copy !req
1233. Is there a problem?Copy !req
1234. Problem? What problem?Copy !req
1235. There sure is.Copy !req
1236. Oh, man.
Oh, right.Copy !req
1237. Whoopsies.
That.Copy !req
1238. Guys.Copy !req
1239. Oh, nuts.Copy !req
1240. Seriously, guys,
the No-Fly List? Come on!Copy !req
1241. At least we're not
on the No-Drive List.Copy !req
1242. There's no such thing
as a No-Drive List, Theodore.Copy !req
1243. I'm sure you guys will
find a way to start one.Copy !req
1244. Let's not overreact, Dave.Copy !req
1245. The only reason we left home
in the first place...Copy !req
1246. Guys, not now, okay?Copy !req
1247. I worked my butt offCopy !req
1248. on Ashley's album,
and because of you three...Copy !req
1249. I might not even get to
the record release!Copy !req
1250. Not to mention, you've ruined
this trip for me and Samantha.Copy !req
1251. It's just, when you took
Samantha to Miami...Copy !req
1252. Theodore, I'm not
in the mood to hear it.Copy !req
1253. But Dave, we don't...Copy !req
1254. Alvin, don't.
You'll just make it worse.Copy !req
1255. Thank you for nothing.Copy !req
1256. Agent Suggs, Air Marshal.Copy !req
1257. I'll be with you
in a moment, sir.Copy !req
1258. Okay, you're gonna
regret that.Copy !req
1259. Did you help three chipmunks
get their rental car today?Copy !req
1260. Yeah, they came in.Copy !req
1261. With some guy,
probably their dad.Copy !req
1262. Probably not their dad,
because he's a human...Copy !req
1263. and they're chipmunks!
Hey!Copy !req
1264. Families come in all
shapes and sizes, sir.Copy !req
1265. It's not for me to judge.Copy !req
1266. We don't do that here,
at Miss Bee's.Copy !req
1267. Okay, this is how
it's gonna go down...Copy !req
1268. I need you to go back there,Copy !req
1269. and get me the GPS information
for that rental car.Copy !req
1270. We don't track
our rental cars, sir.Copy !req
1271. Oh! Is that so?Copy !req
1272. I work for the United States
government...Copy !req
1273. and we pretty much
track everything.Copy !req
1274. I know what you had
for lunch today.Copy !req
1275. Falafel!Copy !req
1276. Now scurry back there,Copy !req
1277. and get me the frequencyCopy !req
1278. and uplink code
from that rental car.Copy !req
1279. Hey!Copy !req
1280. And I need the fastest set
of wheels you've got!Copy !req
1281. Are you kidding me right now?Copy !req
1282. Do you know what this is?Copy !req
1283. This is a roller skate
with wheels.Copy !req
1284. Pretty sure roller skates
come with wheels.Copy !req
1285. Ah!Copy !req
1286. It's like Tweety Bird!Copy !req
1287. Buckle up!Copy !req
1288. Shut up!Copy !req
1289. This is like driving
a parakeet!Copy !req
1290. Those rodents got
a 200-mile head start.Copy !req
1291. Time to roll up
some road, Suggs.Copy !req
1292. Come on!Copy !req
1293. Fly, Bee! Fly!Copy !req
1294. - Are we there yet?
- No.Copy !req
1295. Are we there yet?
No.Copy !req
1296. Are we there yet?
No.Copy !req
1297. - All right!
- Awesome!Copy !req
1298. Remember, guys, we're here
to make a quick pit stop...Copy !req
1299. then we're getting
back on the road.Copy !req
1300. Don't worry, Dave,
it'll be really quick.Copy !req
1301. Yeah, super quick.Copy !req
1302. Umm-hmm.Copy !req
1303. Thanks, Dave. I just neededCopy !req
1304. a little snack to get me
from lunch to dinner.Copy !req
1305. Oh, that's unusual.Copy !req
1306. Don't be mad, Dave.Copy !req
1307. It would have been rude
to not order something.Copy !req
1308. Hey, guys! Look what I won!
Isn't he cute?Copy !req
1309. Look at that face!Copy !req
1310. That's actually funny, Alvin.Copy !req
1311. Whoa!
All right!Copy !req
1312. Now we're talking.Copy !req
1313. Wow.Copy !req
1314. Holy guacamole!Copy !req
1315. I could live here.Copy !req
1316. Hey, no smiling.Copy !req
1317. You're still grounded,
remember?Copy !req
1318. Thanks.
Thank you.Copy !req
1319. This is what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
1320. Hi.Copy !req
1321. Wow! Hola!Copy !req
1322. Oh, baby.Copy !req
1323. If this is grounded...Copy !req
1324. ground me for life.Copy !req
1325. Don't tempt me.Copy !req
1326. Hey, Dave!Copy !req
1327. We'd like to do
the mature thing...Copy !req
1328. and accept
partial responsibilityCopy !req
1329. for all the trouble
we've caused.Copy !req
1330. Partial?
Yeah.Copy !req
1331. 60-40, on us.Copy !req
1332. 70-30?Copy !req
1333. As much as I hate the idea of
letting you threeCopy !req
1334. out of my sight
for even a second...Copy !req
1335. Samantha and I have dinner
plans that I can't get out of.Copy !req
1336. So if anything happens,
we'll be at the villa.Copy !req
1337. Ooh, romantic.Copy !req
1338. What?Copy !req
1339. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
1340. All right, you are
not to leave this room.Copy !req
1341. Do you understand, young man?
Yeah.Copy !req
1342. You guys don't
have to worry about us.Copy !req
1343. We'll be on our
best behavior tonight.Copy !req
1344. I promise. Whoa.Copy !req
1345. I know you will,
because I hiredCopy !req
1346. a babysitter to keep
an eye on you.Copy !req
1347. What? Come on.
Oh, man.Copy !req
1348. We'll be home after the party.Copy !req
1349. Almost forgot this.Copy !req
1350. Dave is going
to propose tonight.Copy !req
1351. What gave that away?Copy !req
1352. The romantic dinner
or the engagement ring?Copy !req
1353. Alvin, what are we
going to do?Copy !req
1354. Absolutely nothing.Copy !req
1355. What?
Alvin's right.Copy !req
1356. This hasn't been so bad.Copy !req
1357. Maybe we just...Copy !req
1358. do nothing.
"Nothing"?Copy !req
1359. Guys, "nothing" isn't a plan!
We can't do "nothing."Copy !req
1360. Sure we can.Copy !req
1361. Good luck proposing
without this.Copy !req
1362. Alvin!
When did you grab it?Copy !req
1363. I found it in his bag,
five minutes ago.Copy !req
1364. Does that mean we did it?Copy !req
1365. We did it.Copy !req
1366. Huzzah!Copy !req
1367. Whoo-hoo! We did it!Copy !req
1368. We did it! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1369. Come on, Miles,
join the party?Copy !req
1370. Miles?Copy !req
1371. Miles, wait up!
Come on, man.Copy !req
1372. Let's celebrate! We did it!Copy !req
1373. Yeah.Copy !req
1374. You guys ruined
Dave's proposalCopy !req
1375. and now we
don't have to hang out.Copy !req
1376. Miles, hold on.Copy !req
1377. That doesn't mean
we can't be friends.Copy !req
1378. Yeah, man.Copy !req
1379. I thought we had a great time
in New Orleans.Copy !req
1380. So did I. And then
I saw you celebratingCopy !req
1381. like you won the Super Bowl...Copy !req
1382. the second you found out
we weren't gonna be family.Copy !req
1383. So... see you.Copy !req
1384. Miles, wait! I can explain!Copy !req
1385. Guys, come on. Miles...Copy !req
1386. We've been through
a lot together.Copy !req
1387. Don't walk away now.Copy !req
1388. Yeah. Come on, Miles.Copy !req
1389. Uh, Miles?Copy !req
1390. Miles? Miles!Copy !req
1391. Watch out!Copy !req
1392. Alvin, he can't hear us!Copy !req
1393. I'll knock him out of the way!Copy !req
1394. Slingshot on three!
Let's do this.Copy !req
1395. One...Copy !req
1396. two...Copy !req
1397. three!Copy !req
1398. Whoa!Copy !req
1399. Theo.
Theodore!Copy !req
1400. Theo.
Theodore.Copy !req
1401. Is he okay?
I don't know.Copy !req
1402. Theo! Come on! Get up! Please!Copy !req
1403. No! Theodore!Copy !req
1404. Come on!Copy !req
1405. Say something, say something!Copy !req
1406. I smell...Copy !req
1407. empanadas?Copy !req
1408. Theo!
Oh!Copy !req
1409. Theo, you're alive!Copy !req
1410. Is this Heaven?Copy !req
1411. No, it's South Beach.Copy !req
1412. Theodore, you saved my life.Copy !req
1413. Like we always say,
you mess with one of us...Copy !req
1414. Don't make me say it, man,
it's so lame.Copy !req
1415. Miles, he got hit
by a car for you.Copy !req
1416. You mess with all of us.
All right!Copy !req
1417. Whoo-hoo! Oh, ouch!Copy !req
1418. Miles, we are so sorry.Copy !req
1419. We haven't been fair to you
from day one.Copy !req
1420. And the truth is...Copy !req
1421. you'd make a great brother.Copy !req
1422. Yeah!Copy !req
1423. I feel the same
about you guys.Copy !req
1424. So, I guess we're going to be
family after all.Copy !req
1425. Except for one tiny detail...Copy !req
1426. By stealing the ring,Copy !req
1427. we've effectively
ruined the proposal.Copy !req
1428. You're right.Copy !req
1429. We need to get that ring,
and get to that restaurant!Copy !req
1430. Let's do it. Come on.Copy !req
1431. Looks like Air Marshal SuggsCopy !req
1432. is gonna be checking into
the Shelborne Hotel.Copy !req
1433. Yes!Copy !req
1434. Time for a chip hunt!Copy !req
1435. I really
wanna go with you...Copy !req
1436. but I'm stuck babysitting.Copy !req
1437. Aw, man. The babysitter.Copy !req
1438. I hope when they get here,
they're not annoying.Copy !req
1439. Let's go.
Like, this last time...Copy !req
1440. I had a kid,
and he was, like...Copy !req
1441. "Oh, my gosh, can I have
yogurt?" And I was like...Copy !req
1442. "Oh, my gosh,
can you go to sleep?"Copy !req
1443. I don't think
she knows we're here.Copy !req
1444. I was like, "Ridiculous."Copy !req
1445. I don't think
she knows she's here.Copy !req
1446. This really sucks,
when you're so responsible,Copy !req
1447. and, like, everyone
around you is so not.Copy !req
1448. You know what I mean?
It's like, it's hard.Copy !req
1449. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
1450. Well, okay, I'm totally
texting you right now.Copy !req
1451. Hold on, let me
send you this picture.Copy !req
1452. He's, like, super cute.
I really like him.Copy !req
1453. Come on! Let's go.
Aw, I know.Copy !req
1454. What are you talking about?
I like that he's hairy.Copy !req
1455. Oh? Hairy, you say?Copy !req
1456. Yeah, scruffy's, like, cute.Copy !req
1457. It's like, "Hi, I am adorable,
but I'm also an animal."Copy !req
1458. You know? Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1459. Oh, yeah, right. Miles!
We're on our way.Copy !req
1460. Yeah, I know he's
a little short, butCopy !req
1461. I don't know, you know
that famous saying...Copy !req
1462. Theo! Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
1463. "little things come in big
packages," or whatever.Copy !req
1464. Oh, man.
It's like that.Copy !req
1465. I think
she liked me.Copy !req
1466. I, like, could be
doing so many moreCopy !req
1467. important things right now.Copy !req
1468. I could be, I don't know,
getting a pedicure?Copy !req
1469. I'm looking for
some chipmunks.Copy !req
1470. Guys, their reservation
was at 8:00.Copy !req
1471. So, we still might have time
to save the proposal.Copy !req
1472. Come on, let's go. Go!Copy !req
1473. Listen to me,Copy !req
1474. I know these chipmunks
are here.Copy !req
1475. This is a badge for the United
States government, okay?Copy !req
1476. Okay, guys,
here's the plan...Copy !req
1477. - So, I need for you...
- Oh, no. It's Suggs!Copy !req
1478. He found us.Copy !req
1479. Theodore, get up!
Uh-oh!Copy !req
1480. Miles, you gotta get
the ring to Dave!Copy !req
1481. I'm not leaving you guys.Copy !req
1482. We'll distract him. Just go!Copy !req
1483. Run, run!Copy !req
1484. Theo! Hurry!
Get back here!Copy !req
1485. I'm going
as fast as I can!Copy !req
1486. Think of donuts,
think of donuts!Copy !req
1487. Donuts? Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1488. Go, Miles, go!
Hurry!Copy !req
1489. Run, run!Copy !req
1490. Hide over here!
Where?Copy !req
1491. I don't know!
Just think of something!Copy !req
1492. Come on. Where are you?Copy !req
1493. Where are you?Copy !req
1494. Come on.Copy !req
1495. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1496. Hi... ya.Copy !req
1497. See ya!Copy !req
1498. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1499. Run, run!Copy !req
1500. Hurry, hurry! He's coming!Copy !req
1501. Hurry, Alvin. Hit the button!Copy !req
1502. Come on, Alvin! Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
1503. Whew!Copy !req
1504. Ha!Copy !req
1505. Here's Suggsy!Copy !req
1506. He's like the Terminator!
Yeah!Copy !req
1507. Oh, no.Copy !req
1508. This is ironic.Copy !req
1509. We're gonna be going up...Copy !req
1510. but I'm taking you boys down.Copy !req
1511. Now, here's what's
gonna happen...Copy !req
1512. I'm gonna turn you over
to Homeland Security...Copy !req
1513. and they're gonna put you
in a zoo prisonCopy !req
1514. for dangerous animals.Copy !req
1515. Oh, no.Copy !req
1516. And then, if you ever
get out of there...Copy !req
1517. I'm gonna pay someone to
have you stuffed.Copy !req
1518. Right.Copy !req
1519. And I'm gonna give you
as a gift to Anna,Copy !req
1520. who will hopefully
take me back.Copy !req
1521. Dude, I'm sorry,
but it's over.Copy !req
1522. You don't know that.
Theo, let's go.Copy !req
1523. I just think there's something
wrong with her phoneCopy !req
1524. and she's not getting
my texts...Copy !req
1525. or the flowers,
or my candy grams.Copy !req
1526. And I, personally,
don't think it's uncommon...Copy !req
1527. for someone to move
five times a yearCopy !req
1528. and change their number.Copy !req
1529. Okay? It's normal.Copy !req
1530. Oh, yeah. Totally normal.Copy !req
1531. Alvin!Copy !req
1532. What? What's going on?Copy !req
1533. And that's our cue to leave.Copy !req
1534. It has been a treat.Copy !req
1535. No... What are you doing?Copy !req
1536. Elevator power off.Copy !req
1537. No! No!Copy !req
1538. Excuse me!Copy !req
1539. Pardon me!Copy !req
1540. Miles!Copy !req
1541. Hey. What happened to
Officer Dingleberry?Copy !req
1542. Let's just say
his elevator got stuck.Copy !req
1543. Has Dave proposed yet?Copy !req
1544. No, but they're on dessert.
It can't be long.Copy !req
1545. Excuse me. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1546. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1547. You remember what to do?Copy !req
1548. Yes, sir. Be no problem.
There's the box.Copy !req
1549. It's go time.
Excuse me...Copy !req
1550. young man, we have a strictCopy !req
1551. no pets policy
at this restaurant.Copy !req
1552. I'm going to have to ask you
to take your meerkats home.Copy !req
1553. Meerkats!Copy !req
1554. Esteban.Copy !req
1555. Please escort these things
out of the restaurant.Copy !req
1556. All right, all right.Copy !req
1557. Come on, guys.
We know when we're not wanted.Copy !req
1558. Evasive maneuvers! Nutmeg!Copy !req
1559. He shoots, he scores!
Nice, Alvin!Copy !req
1560. Go, Alvin, go!Copy !req
1561. Did you hear that?
It sounded like somebody
yelled "Alvin."Copy !req
1562. Alley-oop!Copy !req
1563. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1564. Pardon me!Copy !req
1565. I think you're imagining it.Copy !req
1566. - Alvin!
- I'm open!Copy !req
1567. Or not.Copy !req
1568. Oh!Copy !req
1569. Gotcha!Copy !req
1570. Whoo-hoo! Cold!Copy !req
1571. Whoa!Copy !req
1572. Alvin?Copy !req
1573. Oh. Hi there, Dave.Copy !req
1574. Don't say it. Resist the urge.Copy !req
1575. We all know you wanna say it,
but hear me out.Copy !req
1576. Miles? What?Copy !req
1577. We can explain everything.Copy !req
1578. Well, I can't wait
to hear this.Copy !req
1579. Dave, we came to MiamiCopy !req
1580. to stop you two
from getting engaged.Copy !req
1581. Oh, no.Copy !req
1582. I just blew the surprise.Copy !req
1583. But, and this is the part that
I'd like you to focus on...Copy !req
1584. when Theodore
got hit by a car...Copy !req
1585. Theodore got hit by a car?Copy !req
1586. I did.Copy !req
1587. He's fine. He was
saving Miles' life.Copy !req
1588. Wait, he what?Copy !req
1589. The point is,
we realized that...Copy !req
1590. we like the idea of
you two being together,Copy !req
1591. and we changed our minds.Copy !req
1592. Yep.Copy !req
1593. It might not be
the family in the photoCopy !req
1594. that comes with the frame...Copy !req
1595. but it's gonna be our family.
And we're proud of it.Copy !req
1596. Guys, that ring isn't mine.Copy !req
1597. So, you're not proposing?Copy !req
1598. I'm sorry, Samantha. I'm not.Copy !req
1599. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
1600. I mean,
that's not what I meant.Copy !req
1601. You know. I mean, not thatCopy !req
1602. I couldn't see it
happening someday.Copy !req
1603. I mean, uh... Not that
I'm expecting it to happen.Copy !req
1604. But I mean,
if it did happen...Copy !req
1605. I'm spiraling, aren't I?Copy !req
1606. A little.
What I mean is...Copy !req
1607. I would love it if we could
just take our time because...Copy !req
1608. I really want it to work.Copy !req
1609. Me, too.Copy !req
1610. I'm very
confused right now.Copy !req
1611. You brought this ring to MiamiCopy !req
1612. and you said you had to
come to dinner, so...Copy !req
1613. I was holding it for Barry.Copy !req
1614. My sound engineer.Copy !req
1615. He's proposing to
his girlfriend, Alice,Copy !req
1616. at the restaurant right now...Copy !req
1617. with an empty ring box.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1618. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1619. It's not empty.Copy !req
1620. A breath mint?Copy !req
1621. Miss Grey, over here.Copy !req
1622. When are you
going back on tour?Copy !req
1623. The greenroom is
right this way, Mr. Seville.Copy !req
1624. The only reason
we're not headedCopy !req
1625. back to LA right now
is because...Copy !req
1626. I have to be here.Copy !req
1627. As soon as the show is over,
we're all going home.Copy !req
1628. I don't think I've ever been
more disappointedCopy !req
1629. in you guys
than I am right now.Copy !req
1630. If Dave didn't wanna
get rid of us before,Copy !req
1631. he definitely does now.Copy !req
1632. All because we only cared
about if we were happy.Copy !req
1633. Maybe it's a chipmunk thing,
like hoarding, you know?Copy !req
1634. Maybe we're
emotional hoarders?Copy !req
1635. Actually, chipmunks areCopy !req
1636. traditionally
very caring creatures.Copy !req
1637. Oh, nuts.
Well, that means it's us.Copy !req
1638. I'd do anything to fix this.Copy !req
1639. Wait. Maybe we can fix it.Copy !req
1640. By doing the one thing
we do best!Copy !req
1641. Cause mischief on
land, sea and air?Copy !req
1642. Eat all of Dave's food?Copy !req
1643. No! Music!Copy !req
1644. When words aren't enough,
we sing!Copy !req
1645. So let's give Dave
one last songCopy !req
1646. to show him
how we really feel about him.Copy !req
1647. Miles, start working on
that little country riffCopy !req
1648. you were doing in Texas.Copy !req
1649. Where are you going?
There's so much to do.Copy !req
1650. I need to talk to Wardrobe,
we need to...Copy !req
1651. If we are gonna
bring down the house,Copy !req
1652. we're gonna need some backup.Copy !req
1653. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1654. Oh, okay.Copy !req
1655. Ooh!Copy !req
1656. Um, well...Copy !req
1657. You're going to Hollywood!Copy !req
1658. Alvin!Copy !req
1659. I'm going to Hollywood!
I'm going to Hollywood!Copy !req
1660. Sorry, girls, I've always
wanted to say that.Copy !req
1661. What are you doing here?
Yeah.Copy !req
1662. We're kind of in
the middle of auditions.Copy !req
1663. I need your help.Copy !req
1664. We really screwed up with Dave
and we gotta fix it.Copy !req
1665. Because it's for Dave,
we're in.Copy !req
1666. Please
give a warm welcome...Copy !req
1667. for Miss Ashley Grey!Copy !req
1668. Thank you, guys.Copy !req
1669. Now, I have a very special
surprise for you...Copy !req
1670. which was a surprise to me
as well until just now.Copy !req
1671. Everybody, welcome
The Chipmunks!Copy !req
1672. Thanks, Ashley.Copy !req
1673. Thanks.
Thank you.Copy !req
1674. Um...Copy !req
1675. Before we perform,Copy !req
1676. my brothers and I have
a few things to set straight.Copy !req
1677. Earlier this evening...Copy !req
1678. we accidentally ruined
a very special evening...Copy !req
1679. for a very special womanCopy !req
1680. and we'd like to
make it up to her.Copy !req
1681. Yeah.Copy !req
1682. Alice?Copy !req
1683. Barry has something
he'd like to ask you.Copy !req
1684. Again.Copy !req
1685. Will you marry me this time?Copy !req
1686. Yes.Copy !req
1687. Aw.Copy !req
1688. Yes.Copy !req
1689. Thanks, Chipmunks.Copy !req
1690. And we just had one more
quick thing to say.Copy !req
1691. Dave...Copy !req
1692. We're really sorry.
We're sorry.Copy !req
1693. So we wrote this
last song for you.Copy !req
1694. Whoo!
Wow!Copy !req
1695. Please welcome The Chipettes!Copy !req
1696. Wow.Copy !req
1697. Whoo!Copy !req
1698. I love you, Dave!Copy !req
1699. Thank you.
Nailed it.Copy !req
1700. Thank you!Copy !req
1701. Thank you, my people.Copy !req
1702. We still got it.Copy !req
1703. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
1704. Girls, thank you.Copy !req
1705. We owe you one.Copy !req
1706. You owe us way more than one,
but, you're welcome.Copy !req
1707. Guys, we have to
get back to auditions.Copy !req
1708. Ryan's been
texting me like crazy.Copy !req
1709. Come on, girls. Let's roll.Copy !req
1710. Bye, Theodore-able.Copy !req
1711. Miles, that was amazing!Copy !req
1712. Dave, we're so sorryCopy !req
1713. we came to Miami
without telling you.Copy !req
1714. We just didn't wanna lose you.Copy !req
1715. Lose me?Copy !req
1716. Why would you guys ever think
you were gonna lose me?Copy !req
1717. Because you said
you're startingCopy !req
1718. a new chapter in your life.Copy !req
1719. We thought you might
bail on us.Copy !req
1720. Technically,
we're not even a family.Copy !req
1721. We're just three chipmunks
who live with you.Copy !req
1722. Is that what you guys think?Copy !req
1723. I mean, I know I haven'tCopy !req
1724. really been around much
lately, and...Copy !req
1725. things are changing for us,Copy !req
1726. but I'd never
bail on you guys.Copy !req
1727. Because we are a family.Copy !req
1728. You're stuck with me
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
1729. And I was probably
a little over-the-topCopy !req
1730. on the whole
"no music" thing, okay?Copy !req
1731. You guys can perform.
All right!Copy !req
1732. But locally. Okay?Copy !req
1733. Sure!Copy !req
1734. And I promise to be a better
dad from here on out.Copy !req
1735. What are you
talking about, Dave?Copy !req
1736. You're the best dad
we could ever have.Copy !req
1737. What do you say to
a little family dinnerCopy !req
1738. when we get home?Copy !req
1739. You know, so we know whereCopy !req
1740. our kids are the entire time
we're together?Copy !req
1741. That sounds perfect.Copy !req
1742. Whoo-hoo! We rocked it!Copy !req
1743. Simon, did you see me?
I was on fire! Oh.Copy !req
1744. I can't believe
I'm saying this,Copy !req
1745. but I had fun getting
in trouble with you guys.Copy !req
1746. The trip might be over,Copy !req
1747. but as long as
Alvin is around,Copy !req
1748. we'll always get into trouble.Copy !req
1749. Thanks, Si!
Not a compliment.Copy !req
1750. Oh, my God,
you guys were awesome.Copy !req
1751. Hey, Miles, right?Copy !req
1752. Wow, you played great!Copy !req
1753. Thanks! Your cool song...Copy !req
1754. I mean... I love when...
Music with your mouth...Copy !req
1755. Oh, brother.
Uh...Copy !req
1756. You're great.
Thank you.Copy !req
1757. Phew! She bought it.Copy !req
1758. Anyways, I have this partyCopy !req
1759. I'm supposed to go to
in L.A. Saturday night...Copy !req
1760. if, um, maybe you'd wanna...Copy !req
1761. Definitely, yeah.Copy !req
1762. I'd, definitely
would like to...Copy !req
1763. Yes. Definitely.
Oh.Copy !req
1764. Okay. Well then
I'll definitely,Copy !req
1765. definitely see you there.Copy !req
1766. Okay.Copy !req
1767. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
1768. Smooth, Miles.Copy !req
1769. Real smooth.Copy !req
1770. Bye.Copy !req
1771. All right!
Hey, ready?Copy !req
1772. Yeah.Copy !req
1773. Bye, guys.Copy !req
1774. Come on, guys. Let's go home.Copy !req
1775. Should we remind him we're
on the No-Fly List?Copy !req
1776. Definitely not.Copy !req
1777. Um,
this doesn't look like home.Copy !req
1778. It's not.Copy !req
1779. We have one more
important thingCopy !req
1780. to do before we go home.Copy !req
1781. Oh, Dave, we've been
driving for three days!Copy !req
1782. Can't it wait?Copy !req
1783. Unfortunately not, boys.Copy !req
1784. The courthouse
is closed tomorrow.Copy !req
1785. I'm sorry, the what house?Copy !req
1786. Are we going to jail?Copy !req
1787. We didn't mean to cause an
emergency landing, Dave!Copy !req
1788. It was freezing in cargo!Copy !req
1789. Does this look like a face
that will survive prison?Copy !req
1790. Come on.Copy !req
1791. Dave Seville?Copy !req
1792. Yep, that's me.Copy !req
1793. By signing this...Copy !req
1794. you not only agree
to take care of,Copy !req
1795. but to provide for the health,Copy !req
1796. welfare and
educational needs...Copy !req
1797. of Alvin, Simon and Theodore.Copy !req
1798. I do.Copy !req
1799. Alvin, Simon and Theodore,
do you agree to this adoption?Copy !req
1800. Adoption?Copy !req
1801. That's why we're here?Copy !req
1802. You're adopting us?Copy !req
1803. You guys were right.Copy !req
1804. Even though you consider me
to be your dad, and...Copy !req
1805. I love you like my own sons,
it's never been official.Copy !req
1806. So I figured...Copy !req
1807. let's make it official.Copy !req
1808. Chipmunks?Copy !req
1809. Yes?Copy !req
1810. I still need you to say
something like "I agree."Copy !req
1811. Just to make it legal.Copy !req
1812. Oh, yeah! I agree!Copy !req
1813. Yeah. Me, too!Copy !req
1814. 1,000%!Copy !req
1815. And that's not even
a real number.Copy !req
1816. Does this mean we're Sevilles?Copy !req
1817. On this day...Copy !req
1818. David Seville has
officially adoptedCopy !req
1819. Alvin, Simon and Theodore
to be his children.Copy !req
1820. You three now have
all the legal rightsCopy !req
1821. of any natural child.Copy !req
1822. Or, chipmunk.Copy !req
1823. I hereby sign this order
confirming this adoption.Copy !req
1824. Congratulations.Copy !req
1825. Thank you.Copy !req
1826. Whoo-hoo!
Yay!Copy !req
1827. This is amazing! Yes!Copy !req
1828. Guys, guys... Just...Copy !req
1829. Up high, Judge. Give me some.Copy !req
1830. Whoo-hoo! I'm so happy!
Awesome!Copy !req
1831. Dave!
Whoa!Copy !req
1832. Sweet!Copy !req
1833. Yes! We're a family!Copy !req
1834. We have a dad. Legally.Copy !req
1835. Okay.Copy !req
1836. Okay, all right. Alvin, okay.Copy !req
1837. What an amazing day!Copy !req
1838. They're excited.
Yes!Copy !req
1839. Hey, official and legal Dad?Copy !req
1840. Yes, official and legal son?Copy !req
1841. Thanks for being the best
official and legal dad, Dad.Copy !req
1842. Well, you three are the best
official and legal sonsCopy !req
1843. an official and legal father
could ask for.Copy !req
1844. Aw. That's sweet
of you to say, Dad.Copy !req
1845. Yeah.Copy !req
1846. But seriously, guys, this is
the happiest day of my life.Copy !req
1847. Literally nothing
could ruin it for me.Copy !req
1848. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1849. Alvin.Copy !req
1850. Totally forgot about this.Copy !req
1851. Alvin!Copy !req
1852. Which way is the pool?Copy !req
1853. Thank you.Copy !req
1854. Got some bad news, muchacho.Copy !req
1855. The chairs are for
hotel guests only. Beat it.Copy !req
1856. Okay.Copy !req
1857. I got some bad news
for you, too, muchacho.Copy !req
1858. I'm not moving.Copy !req
1859. I was just stuck
in your elevator of deathCopy !req
1860. for hours and
I'm probably out of a job...Copy !req
1861. so I'm gonna sit in this chairCopy !req
1862. by this pool,
and I'm gonna relax.Copy !req
1863. And if you got
a problem with it,Copy !req
1864. you can carry me out.Copy !req
1865. You can carry me out!
Carry me out! Go for it!Copy !req
1866. Yes, sir.
Go for it!Copy !req
1867. That's him. That's the guy.Copy !req
1868. Oh, come on! Come on.Copy !req
1869. What are you gonna do,
carry me out? Really?Copy !req
1870. Okay, you are gonna
carry me out. Okay!Copy !req
1871. Okay, this is fine!Copy !req
1872. I've been looking
to relax all day!Copy !req
1873. I'm like Cleopatra!Copy !req
1874. Floating away!Copy !req
1875. I'm gonna chillax!Copy !req