1. Over there!Copy !req
2. Hey! There he goes.Copy !req
3. After him!
Into the forest!Copy !req
4. Aah!Copy !req
5. He's gone inside.
Let's burn it down!Copy !req
6. Stop where you are.Copy !req
7. What do you want here?
Go away!Copy !req
8. Give us the monster!
He destroyed our village!Copy !req
9. Monster? Ha!Copy !req
10. Do you think I created some
monster from dead body parts...Copy !req
11. I stole from the cemetery
or something?Copy !req
12. Blecch! No!Copy !req
13. We just thought
that maybe-—Copy !req
14. Ridiculous!
Now, shoo. Shoo!Copy !req
15. Hmph.Copy !req
16. Now you've done it!Copy !req
17. They will be
watching us!Copy !req
18. Now we must leave this place
and start all over.Copy !req
19. And you know
what that means.Copy !req
20. Lucky
me. I have a spare.Copy !req
21. Sorry.
It's my arch supports.Copy !req
22. They throw off my whole
center of balance.Copy !req
23. You call this a monster?
Come on, Billy.Copy !req
24. I told you
this wouldn't be scary.Copy !req
25. Let's go on that Dragonland
ride again.Copy !req
26. Those gigantic, fire-breathing
serpents always make you wet your pants.Copy !req
27. Oop! ls
everything all right?Copy !req
28. - Not too scary, was it?
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
29. We were more
frightened...Copy !req
30. by "It's a Teeny-Weeny
World."Copy !req
31. Sorry, Mr. Yesman. Look, I
know I goofed up, but I'll do better.Copy !req
32. You pose no professional
threat to me, so I'll be frank.Copy !req
33. This was
your last goof-up!Copy !req
34. But, sir, I—
Face it!Copy !req
35. You're just not scary. Majestic Movie
Studio Park has a reputation to uphold.Copy !req
36. Besides, my job is on the
line. Give me your head.Copy !req
37. Yow!
Watch the electrodes.Copy !req
38. I'm bringing in a monster
expert from Europe.Copy !req
39. He's going to make this
attraction the terrifying experience...Copy !req
40. our public
expects it to be.Copy !req
41. Yeah, but wh-what about
me? I don't have insurance!Copy !req
42. - You're going back to your old job.
- NoCopy !req
43. Not... Sammy Squirrel!Copy !req
44. America's wackiest
cartoon rodent.Copy !req
45. Main entrance.
Be there.Copy !req
46. Well, at
least I know all my lines.Copy !req
47. Aw, isn't that cute?Copy !req
48. Hurry up,
now, hurry. Come on.Copy !req
49. Excuse me,
I'm trying to get past you!Copy !req
50. Hello! Could you
move aside, please?Copy !req
51. Ladies
and gentlemen! Majestic Movie Studios—Copy !req
52. Mommy! Mommy!
Let's go in here.Copy !req
53. starring
Alvin and the Chipmunks.Copy !req
54. Hurry!
The show is about to start.Copy !req
55. Move it! Move it!
Could you move down, please?Copy !req
56. - Could you all scoot down, please?
- Huh?Copy !req
57. And now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
58. because there are
things out there.Copy !req
59. Whoa-oa-oh!Copy !req
60. Ladies and
gentlemen, the next Chipmunk showCopy !req
61. will begin in one hour!Copy !req
62. Sorry about that.Copy !req
63. How dare you scare
my child?Copy !req
64. What kind of a park are you
running here?Copy !req
65. Oh, did "wittle Biwwy Wiwwy"
get scaredy-poo?Copy !req
66. - Gosh, Alvin. A-Are you okay?Copy !req
67. Y-Yeah. I think so.Copy !req
68. Where's my Cap?Copy !req
69. What happened, Alvin?
Trip over your ego?Copy !req
70. I bet Alvin would feel better
I-if I had something to eat.Copy !req
71. Why don't we find
a snack bar?Copy !req
72. Hello? A snack
bar? Are you kidding?Copy !req
73. We've got a whole
hour to kill...Copy !req
74. at the thrill-ride capital
of the universe,Copy !req
75. and you want to go
to a snack bar?Copy !req
76. Absolutely not.Copy !req
77. Th-This kills me to say it,
but Alvin's right.Copy !req
78. There's the 3-D show,Copy !req
79. the special effects lab...Copy !req
80. and the fabulously-
Oh, please, Simon.Copy !req
81. We're going
to Dragonland!Copy !req
82. Hey, watch it!
[Woman #2] Hello, I'm sitting here!Copy !req
83. I don't want to
go to Dragonland! It's scary!Copy !req
84. No, no, no, no, no.
Not scary. Thrilling!Copy !req
85. Take 'er up!Copy !req
86. Easy now.
Up!Copy !req
87. Herr Yesman?Copy !req
88. - Eeh! Oh, you must be
Doctor F-F—
- That is right.Copy !req
89. Ted Yesman. Accent
on the first syllable.Copy !req
90. Welcome to Majestic,
Doctor!Copy !req
91. Thanks for coming to save
my job— I mean, the studio.Copy !req
92. Sure.Copy !req
93. Here, here. Let
me get that for you.Copy !req
94. When I want your help,
I will ask for it.Copy !req
95. Stay away from me, you
irritating, singing vermin.Copy !req
96. I never liked you,
even as a small child.Copy !req
97. I can
see you're a decisive man.Copy !req
98. A man who knows what he wants.
- Take me to the castle now.Copy !req
99. Right away.
Absolutely! Posthaste!Copy !req
100. Lovely bag! Must have
cost an arm and a leg.Copy !req
101. Actually, an arm
and two legs.Copy !req
102. But I hate roller coasters!Copy !req
103. Well, Dragonland's
not a roller coaster.Copy !req
104. - Oh! Really?
- Really.Copy !req
105. A roller coaster just goes
up and down and around.Copy !req
106. Dragonland does
all of that, plus...Copy !req
107. it surrounds you with
incredibly realistic...Copy !req
108. fire-breathing,
mythical monsters...Copy !req
109. with yard-long,
razor-sharp teeth,Copy !req
110. and claws— Mm-mm-mm!
- Silence, my little friend.Copy !req
111. You're scaring
Theodore to death.Copy !req
112. Sorry,
Theodore. Are you okay?Copy !req
113. Nothing a little snack
couldn't cure.Copy !req
114. Dragonland's the best!
Wow! I'm goin' again!Copy !req
115. Yeah. Me too. I still
got hearing in one ear.Copy !req
116. No!Copy !req
117. Oh, quit fighting, pal. You're
gonna love this. Trust me!Copy !req
118. Hey, come on.
Open up. Open up!Copy !req
119. Silence!Copy !req
120. - Can't you read English?
It's closed!Copy !req
121. Go on! Get! Shoo! Before I
turn you into luncheon meat!Copy !req
122. Whoa-ohh-ohhh!Copy !req
123. Uh, Herr Doctor,Copy !req
124. don't take this as a criticism,
but this is a tourist attraction.Copy !req
125. We usually try not
to threaten the guests.Copy !req
126. Und "have a nice day."Copy !req
127. That's the spirit!Copy !req
128. I want you
to go away now.Copy !req
129. Not
a problem. I can do that.Copy !req
130. Consider me gone!Copy !req
131. Delivery for the doctor.Copy !req
132. Please.
This way.Copy !req
133. Und be careful.Copy !req
134. Hey, let's take the tram.Copy !req
135. - Hey! Watch it!Copy !req
136. Sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
137. Ah! Mm. Ow!Copy !req
138. Dragonland,
here we come!Copy !req
139. [Coughing On P.A., Loudspeaker Squealing]
Are we on?Copy !req
140. Hi!
Welcome to the Majestic
Movie Studio Tour,Copy !req
141. where fun and fantasy
and folks like you...Copy !req
142. find fabulous
filmland fulfillment...Copy !req
143. with your new friend, Phil—
that's me!Copy !req
144. Now, get your cameras ready,Copy !req
145. 'cause we just might see
some celebrities today!Copy !req
146. - Would you like that?
- Yes!Copy !req
147. That's "Yes, Phil!"Copy !req
148. - Yes, Phil.
- Now, before we get going,Copy !req
149. is anybody here
a producer?Copy !req
150. - Hmm?
- Ahh.Copy !req
151. Mm-hmm.
Not even for cable?Copy !req
152. Well, okay.Copy !req
153. You know, folks,
here in our little corner
of the Hollywood dream factory,Copy !req
154. we shoot over 500 hours
of TV shows and movies
in a year.Copy !req
155. And yet, incredibly
talented actors are reduced
to driving bus loads...Copy !req
156. of ungrateful vacationeers
on studio tours—Copy !req
157. Uh—
[ Coughs, Chuckles]
Well, then—Copy !req
158. Now, here's where they shot that unforgettable
scene in High Society Lowlifes...Copy !req
159. where Sir Arthur tells
Natasha he's leaving her!Copy !req
160. Oh!
It's one of my favorites!Copy !req
161. "I'm not the man
you want, Natasha.Copy !req
162. I'll only make you...
miserable."Copy !req
163. - Uh, Phil, if I may—
- Hey!Copy !req
164. "I'm not the man
you want, Natasha.Copy !req
165. "I'll only make you...
miserable.Copy !req
166. You want someone who wants
to settle down and start a family."Copy !req
167. "Don't tell me
what I want, Arthur.Copy !req
168. "You're the only man
I've ever loved.Copy !req
169. Aww!
Will ever love."Copy !req
170. Oh! Oh! This is
where the sister comes in.Copy !req
171. "Natasha! Natasha!
Daddy's gone!"Copy !req
172. "No!"Copy !req
173. Listen, you little... beaver,
or muskrat or whatever you are—Copy !req
174. Don't... touch...
the cap.Copy !req
175. Oh!
You think you can do
this job better than me?Copy !req
176. - Duh.Copy !req
177. Whoa-ho!Copy !req
178. Whoa!Copy !req
179. Aah!Copy !req
180. Alvin, these people
are paying for a tour!Copy !req
181. At least give them one!Copy !req
182. No time, Simon. I'm
getting us to Dragonland.Copy !req
183. Remember, Miranda, you think you
just married the man of your dreams,Copy !req
184. only to discover it was
his evil twin brother...Copy !req
185. Who doesn't know that you're
his brother's fiance's twin sister.Copy !req
186. - Action!Copy !req
187. To your left is
the New York street...Copy !req
188. where they shot
Guys and— duh!Copy !req
189. To your left is
a screaming bridesmaid.Copy !req
190. To your right is
the mother of the groom.Copy !req
191. You're driving right crazy.Copy !req
192. Straight ahead, that's international
star Miranda Burstynpfeiffer.Copy !req
193. Gee, she sure can jump.Copy !req
194. Who wants to go again?Copy !req
195. - Me! I will! I will!
- Give me that key, m-maggot!Copy !req
196. - Aww!
- Much better.Copy !req
197. But you might want to put
the emphasis on "maggot."Copy !req
198. Looks like we'll
have to walk to Dragonland.Copy !req
199. I don't want
to rain on your parade,Copy !req
200. but our show?Copy !req
201. We've got plenty of time.
I know a shortcut. Trust me.Copy !req
202. I hate it
when he says that.Copy !req
203. But they were due back
a half-hour ago!Copy !req
204. I could lose my job over this.Copy !req
205. Gee, Mr. Yesman, I-I'm really
sorry. I can't imagine where they could be.Copy !req
206. Well, of course they want to
perform at the world premiere.Copy !req
207. I know you've got
a very hard job.Copy !req
208. No, I-I'm sure your mother
would be disappointed if you lost it.Copy !req
209. Mr. Yesman.
M-M-Mr. Yesman!Copy !req
210. I assure you that the
Chipmunks are professionals.Copy !req
211. It's not like them
to be late.Copy !req
212. Who am I kidding? "Late"
is Alvin's middle name.Copy !req
213. I better get to the theme park
and see if I can find them.Copy !req
214. Ladles and gentlemen,
thank you for visiting me, Sammy Squirrel,Copy !req
215. at Majestic Movie Studio's
park.Copy !req
216. Come again soon.Copy !req
217. Hmm. Mm. Yeah.Copy !req
218. Arms, two.
Legs, two.Copy !req
219. Feet— one!Copy !req
220. Now, where did I put that—Copy !req
221. - Herr Doctor?
- What now?Copy !req
222. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
223. You've accomplished
quite a bit for one afternoon!Copy !req
224. - I do not like to waste time.
- And, uh, what are these?Copy !req
225. - Brains.Copy !req
226. Uh, how—
how realistic.Copy !req
227. Yes.
They are.Copy !req
228. What size shoe
do you wear?Copy !req
229. M-Me? Oh,
you don't want— I mean—Copy !req
230. My right foot's
so much larger than my—Copy !req
231. I had to special order all
my— W-Well, good night!Copy !req
232. Ah! Never mind.Copy !req
233. Here it is.Copy !req
234. Great shortcut, Alvin.Copy !req
235. We've been walking
for hours,Copy !req
236. and I've yet to see
a single dragon.Copy !req
237. Yeah,
and I'm still hungry.Copy !req
238. Our show's
been canceled.Copy !req
239. What do you suggest
we do now,Copy !req
240. Mr. Reliable?Copy !req
241. Okay, okay, I admit it.Copy !req
242. We missed our show,
the park is closed,Copy !req
243. we're probably locked in,
and it's all my fault!Copy !req
244. There.
Are you happy?Copy !req
245. I'm just
fuzzy all over.Copy !req
246. I can't
stay here all night!Copy !req
247. Teddy will get cold.Copy !req
248. Don't worry, Theodore.
So we're locked in overnight.Copy !req
249. What's the
worst that can happen?Copy !req
250. Well, I guess we could
starve to death.Copy !req
251. Or lions could escape
from their cages...Copy !req
252. and tear us
limb from limb!Copy !req
253. Or maybe the ghost of
some silent movie star...Copy !req
254. could wrap his cold,
green, lifeless hands...Copy !req
255. around our
little throats and—Copy !req
256. Or we find a phone, call
Dave and have him pick us up.Copy !req
257. I-I pick Simon's plan.
Oh, wait for me!Copy !req
258. Hey, why
don't I get to dial?Copy !req
259. Because it's my quarter,Copy !req
260. and Theodore
asked first!Copy !req
261. Oh!Copy !req
262. Don't worry, Theodore.Copy !req
263. As soon as Dave answers,
our troubles are over!Copy !req
264. It's ringing!Copy !req
265. Oh, please answer,
please answer, please answer!Copy !req
266. Theodore!
Simon!Copy !req
267. Alvin!Copy !req
268. He's not home.Copy !req
269. [Gasps, Shrieks]
We're all gonna die!Copy !req
270. Hey, look!Copy !req
271. Sornebody's still here,Copy !req
272. As soon as
I know they're okay,Copy !req
273. I'm gonna kill them!Copy !req
274. Alvin!Copy !req
275. Alvin! Cut it out.Copy !req
276. You know it scares me.
I know.Copy !req
277. [Muttering, indistinct]
Shh! Hear that?Copy !req
278. To this— How does
that song go again?Copy !req
279. - [Singsong Continues, Indistinct]Copy !req
280. [Theodore, Alvin Gasp]
Guys, it's just a costumed character.Copy !req
281. It's not real!Copy !req
282. Ah, mein liebchen!Copy !req
283. At last we are together again.Copy !req
284. This fool Yesman,Copy !req
285. hiring the real
Dr. Frankenstein...Copy !req
286. to make his little exhibit
more frightening!Copy !req
287. I think we will make it
frightening enough.Copy !req
288. Don't you?Copy !req
289. Alvin!Copy !req
290. Fellas!Copy !req
291. My fame is alive!Copy !req
292. Hey!
Don't touch the cap.Copy !req
293. - [Screaming, Cackling]Copy !req
294. - Let's get out of here!Copy !req
295. After them!
They must not escape!Copy !req
296. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
297. Before they bring
the others!Copy !req
298. Guys?Copy !req
299. Maybe they got locked
in their dressing room.Copy !req
300. A-A-Alvin?
Simon?Copy !req
301. Oh! My Teddy!Copy !req
302. Theodore, let's go!Copy !req
303. Where could they—Copy !req
304. Hey! Someone
must still be here.Copy !req
305. I-Is he g-g-gone?Copy !req
306. I think so.Copy !req
307. But I could be wrong!Copy !req
308. ♪ The smartest little rodent
in the world, world, worldCopy !req
309. Why are we stopping,
when every rational impulse...Copy !req
310. tells us to—
Oh, no.Copy !req
311. Dragonland.Copy !req
312. Alvin?
Theodore?Copy !req
313. - Si— Aaaah!
- Well, what do you want?Copy !req
314. I-I'm looking for
three little chipm-Copy !req
315. Come in. Come in!Copy !req
316. Tell me, are you
an organ donor?Copy !req
317. You can't be serious.Copy !req
318. Simon, don't you see?Copy !req
319. Even a monster wouldn't
think we were stupid enough...Copy !req
320. to take a thrill ride in the
middle of a life-or-death chase!Copy !req
321. Are we?
Well, yeah.Copy !req
322. But he doesn't know that.
Come on!Copy !req
323. This is too creepy.Copy !req
324. I gotta get out of here.Copy !req
325. May I remind you that...Copy !req
326. there's an actual
monster back there!Copy !req
327. Oh, yeah.
I-I forgot.Copy !req
328. This is so cool!Copy !req
329. I'm not happy.Copy !req
330. Hey, look!
A phone.Copy !req
331. Maybe Dave's
home by now.Copy !req
332. He could bring the cops
and save us!Copy !req
333. No, Alvin! Wait!
That's not a ph—Copy !req
334. Dave! You gotta
come get us. There's a monster after us.Copy !req
335. And we're hiding
in Dragonland!Copy !req
336. Huh?Copy !req
337. Well, so much
for the hiding concept.Copy !req
338. Well, maybe the monster
doesn't understand English.Copy !req
339. Boy, that little
glass of yours...Copy !req
340. is always half full,
isn't it?Copy !req
341. Yeah—
What little glass?Copy !req
342. Yes!
He missed!Copy !req
343. Und add
one ounce of sleeping potion—Copy !req
344. Ah! Here, here!
The tea is ready.Copy !req
345. I'm really worried
about them.Copy !req
346. I understand. Ach! I have
a little monster of mine own.Copy !req
347. - I've looked everywhere.Copy !req
348. Calm yourself.
Relax.Copy !req
349. Drink your tea.Copy !req
350. I-I can't relax. Not until I
know the boys are okay.Copy !req
351. I am sure
they are fine.Copy !req
352. They probably just
found a little playmate.Copy !req
353. I-I gotta go.Copy !req
354. They're out there
in the park somewhere.Copy !req
355. Wait! I, uh, have
a map of the place.Copy !req
356. This will help.Copy !req
357. By the way, do you
have both your kidneys?Copy !req
358. This isn't
real. It's just a ride.Copy !req
359. This isn't real.
It's just a ride.Copy !req
360. This isn't real!
It's just a ride!Copy !req
361. Tell me you don't
love this baby.Copy !req
362. Quite impressive.Copy !req
363. But I don't think we're
going to like the way it ends.Copy !req
364. Oh! He really
shouldn't be doing that.Copy !req
365. You're supposed
to sit down...Copy !req
366. and keep your hands
in the car at all times!Copy !req
367. Very helpful,
Theodore.Copy !req
368. We wouldn't want him
to get hurt...Copy !req
369. before
he could kill us!Copy !req
370. Hang on, guys.
This is supposed to be the scariest part.Copy !req
371. Unless, of course,
you have a hideous monster chasing you.Copy !req
372. Oh. I think
I lost my appetite.Copy !req
373. Hey! Look at that.Copy !req
374. Doesn't he know it's just a-a ride?
Apparently not.Copy !req
375. He thinks he's
about to be eaten!Copy !req
376. - [Growling, Grunting]Copy !req
377. Man!
He's like cough syrup.Copy !req
378. He just
won't go down.Copy !req
379. Gee, I-I didn't
realize how big the park is.Copy !req
380. Thanks for
your hospitality,Copy !req
381. but I-I really
better be going.Copy !req
382. You haven't... touched
your tea.Copy !req
383. - Perhaps something to
make you sleep.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
384. - I-I'm gonna check at home.Copy !req
385. Maybe they're
already back there.Copy !req
386. - Very well.
- Thanks again.Copy !req
387. Come again!Copy !req
388. Und bring your kidneys—
Kiddies. I mean your kiddies.Copy !req
389. Oh, this isn't good.Copy !req
390. The potential energy
is building up...Copy !req
391. far beyond
the tolerances...Copy !req
392. for which this ride
was engineered.Copy !req
393. What does that mean
in English?Copy !req
394. I means unless he lets go
something's going to give,Copy !req
395. and we're going
to go way too... fast!Copy !req
396. Wow!Copy !req
397. Ah!
We made it!Copy !req
398. We're alive!Copy !req
399. - I told you to trust me.
- Oh, please!Copy !req
400. Uh, Theodore's always
been so happy and sweet.Copy !req
401. Simon's the one
with the glasses.Copy !req
402. Funny, I didn't
even know he needed them.Copy !req
403. A-And then of course,
there's Alvin.Copy !req
404. Oh, this was the time Alvin
burned down the kitchen...Copy !req
405. making me
a Father's Day breakfast.Copy !req
406. Oh, y-yeah, I remember
getting the call on that one.Copy !req
407. Oh, and here he is, just after he set the
lab rats free at the school open house.Copy !req
408. There I am.
Oh!Copy !req
409. The one with the principal's
hands around your neck? Uh-huh.Copy !req
410. She's got quite a grip
for a woman her age.Copy !req
411. Well, Mr. Seville,
we'll be in touch.Copy !req
412. You betcha. And don't
worry, we'll do our best...Copy !req
413. to find your,
uh, ah, "boys."Copy !req
414. Do you need any more information?
Did I describe them okay?Copy !req
415. "Chipmunks with clothes on."
Yeah, that ought to do it.Copy !req
416. As soon as we hear
anything, we'll let you know—Copy !req
417. - Dave!
- Fellas!Copy !req
418. Oh!
Ah, that's gotta hurt.Copy !req
419. Thanks, officers.Copy !req
420. Uh, Dave? Dave?
I-I can't breathe.Copy !req
421. - Oh, sorry. Now—
- We know, Dave.Copy !req
422. "Everybody on the couch."Copy !req
423. Where on Earth
have you boys been?Copy !req
424. - Well, we—
- Why didn't you call?Copy !req
425. - We tried!
- Didn't you stop to think
how worried I must have been?Copy !req
426. - Yeah, but we—
- Missed your show
and disappeared for hours!Copy !req
427. But Dave, you don't understand.
There was this huge, scary monster, see?Copy !req
428. - And every—
- Yeah, I know.
And it ate your homework.Copy !req
429. Huh?
Uh, what homework?Copy !req
430. - Good one, Dave.
But really, it was all—
- Alvin, please.Copy !req
431. I'm not in the mood
to hear about monsters.Copy !req
432. Now, until you're ready
to tell the truth,Copy !req
433. I don't want to hear
a peep out of any of you.Copy !req
434. - But—Copy !req
435. Good night.Copy !req
436. I can't believe it.
Dave didn't believe me.Copy !req
437. Yeah. Especially with your
track record for honesty.Copy !req
438. Can I help it if I don't stifle
my active imagination?Copy !req
439. My Teddy!Copy !req
440. I-I must
have dropped him.Copy !req
441. Well, we're not
going back for him.Copy !req
442. But, if we did,Copy !req
443. that monster wouldn't
stand a chance!Copy !req
444. Oh, wow!
I'm still scared.Copy !req
445. Yo, zipper-face,
you want a piece of me?Copy !req
446. Y'all ready to rumble?Copy !req
447. Bring it on, brother!Copy !req
448. Simon! Theodore!
Alvin!Copy !req
449. Go to sleep!Copy !req
450. Okay!Copy !req
451. I am the Munkinator.Copy !req
452. I thought I told
you boys to go to sleep!Copy !req
453. Night.Copy !req
454. Night.Copy !req
455. Night.Copy !req
456. Oh, I hope Teddy's
okay out there.Copy !req
457. Alvin! Go to sleep!Copy !req
458. Come on, fellas.
I thought I told you to—Copy !req
459. Huh?Copy !req
460. Teddy!Copy !req
461. Let go of me!Copy !req
462. What do you want?Copy !req
463. Oh, Teddy!
You're okay.Copy !req
464. Y-Y-You came
all this way...Copy !req
465. just to give him
back to me?Copy !req
466. - Wait!
- Huh?Copy !req
467. You shouldn't be out
in this rain.Copy !req
468. You could catch a cold.Copy !req
469. Come on.
Friend.Copy !req
470. Aww.Copy !req
471. My liebchen!
Where are you? Hello?Copy !req
472. Where could he be?
Hmph!Copy !req
473. Ah!Copy !req
474. Oh! Oh-ho.Copy !req
475. Such a headache!Copy !req
476. Out of my way, imbecile!Copy !req
477. You miserable rodent!
I can't stand you.Copy !req
478. You don't even
look like a squirrel.Copy !req
479. Your silly hat, and—Copy !req
480. I hate you,
and what's more, I—Copy !req
481. Yecch.Copy !req
482. Theodore,
you're snoring again.Copy !req
483. Theodore, cut it out!Copy !req
484. Oh, Simon?Copy !req
485. Uh, what?Copy !req
486. Take a peek
under Theodore's covers.Copy !req
487. What?
Just do it.Copy !req
488. Well,
what do you see?Copy !req
489. - You mean, the—
ahem— monster?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
490. But how?
How did he—Copy !req
491. I don't know, but we've
got to save Theodore.Copy !req
492. Okay, you yank
back the covers, and I'll—Copy !req
493. Huh?Copy !req
494. Wait! Don't hurt him.
He's a good guy.Copy !req
495. Well, of course he is.Copy !req
496. We just wanted to know if
you guys wanted to play...Copy !req
497. uh, baseball.Copy !req
498. Well, uh, maybe
after breakfast.Copy !req
499. Guys, I gotta go.
Hey!Copy !req
500. Uh, I'm gonna try and get
you that big premiere again.Copy !req
501. And don't go anywhere!Copy !req
502. Miss Miller
will be here any minute.Copy !req
503. Whew!Copy !req
504. Whew!Copy !req
505. Ohh.Copy !req
506. I don't get it.Copy !req
507. If he's such
a big, lovable lug,Copy !req
508. then why was he trying
to kill us?Copy !req
509. Perhaps he wasn't
trying to kill us.Copy !req
510. Hello!Copy !req
511. If he'd caught us last night, he'd
have cracked our little bodies...Copy !req
512. like this!Copy !req
513. Uh-oh.Copy !req
514. Actually,
I-I think Alvin's right.Copy !req
515. Well, then may I ask why we're
fixing him a 12-egg omelet?Copy !req
516. Well, 'cause I think
he's got a really nice heart.Copy !req
517. He probably just acts like a monster
'cause everyone treats him like one.Copy !req
518. Uh-oh.Copy !req
519. Oh.Copy !req
520. Hello!Copy !req
521. Yoo-hoo! Hello!
Boys!Copy !req
522. Miss Miller!Copy !req
523. Well, Miss Miller!
So good to see you!Copy !req
524. - [Simon, Theodore Grunting]
- But Dave decided to stay home
today with his kiddies.Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. Why, I turned down a lunch date
with my vacuum repairman.Copy !req
527. Now, listen here, David.Copy !req
528. If you wanna stay home and
play "monster" with your boys,Copy !req
529. then I expect
a phone call.Copy !req
530. Shame on you, David.
- Huh?Copy !req
531. Don't you give me
an attitude, young man.Copy !req
532. Ohh!
What's burnin'?Copy !req
533. Well, thanks for
stopping by, Miss Miller.Copy !req
534. Ta-ta! And sorry you
can't stay for breakfast!Copy !req
535. Oh, was that close.Copy !req
536. Ohh!
Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
537. Accidents happen.Copy !req
538. Anyone who's ever broken
something, raise your hand.Copy !req
539. Huh?
[Simon, Theadore] Alvin!Copy !req
540. I can't say
that I have.Copy !req
541. Alvin!
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
542. Maybe once.Copy !req
543. [Silverware Clatters
On Floor]
Or twice.Copy !req
544. Poor guy.Copy !req
545. He really needs
a friend.Copy !req
546. And a tube
of super glue.Copy !req
547. No, don't do that.Copy !req
548. Don't do that.
Stop. Now.Copy !req
549. Aaaah!Copy !req
550. Mommy! Aaah!Copy !req
551. Hmm. A seven-letter word
meaning "creature."Copy !req
552. Monster!Copy !req
553. Of course.
Thank you, Janey.Copy !req
554. This should be
a perfect place...Copy !req
555. for our first
friendship lesson.Copy !req
556. No! No, Frankie!
It's hers!Copy !req
557. Give it back, Frankie.
Give it here.Copy !req
558. Here you go.
Sorry.Copy !req
559. Okay.Copy !req
560. I know someone
who needs a time-out.Copy !req
561. Something tells me the mad doctor
didn't teach him much about sharing.Copy !req
562. Oh, boy.
He must be an only monster.Copy !req
563. So, there you have it. I'm filled
with terror and self-loathing,Copy !req
564. my job is hanging
by a thread...Copy !req
565. and I don't have anyone to entertain
at tonight's world premiere party.Copy !req
566. What do you think?Copy !req
567. Well, I can't help you
with your bed-wetting,Copy !req
568. but I can solve
your entertainment problem.Copy !req
569. I don't know. This premiere is the
biggest thing the studio's had in years.Copy !req
570. If it bombs—Copy !req
571. I know, I know.
You could lose your job.Copy !req
572. What have you heard?
Nothing. N-Nothing, really.Copy !req
573. Well...
They can't be late!Copy !req
574. I give you my word.Copy !req
575. Hey, Frankie, tomorrow I'm
gonna teach you how to speak.Copy !req
576. And I'm gonna teach him
how to skateboard.Copy !req
577. That'll be fun.Copy !req
578. Dinner!
Yikes! We're late!Copy !req
579. We'd better get home
before Dave does!Copy !req
580. Let's fix
him his favorite lasagne.Copy !req
581. The ants in
France stay mainly in my pants.Copy !req
582. Better.Copy !req
583. Uh-oh.Copy !req
584. Oww-eee!Copy !req
585. Oww-eee.Copy !req
586. Oww-eee.
Oww-eee.Copy !req
587. It's all right,
Frankie.Copy !req
588. It's all right.Copy !req
589. Voila.Copy !req
590. Dave's favorite lasagne
is ready.Copy !req
591. No, Frankie!Copy !req
592. It's hot!Copy !req
593. Aaaah! Oww-eee!Copy !req
594. I'll get it.Copy !req
595. Might I suggest
oven mitts?Copy !req
596. Fellas, I'm home!
Frankie! Outside!Copy !req
597. Huh?Copy !req
598. Huh?Copy !req
599. Fellas, guess who's playing
at the premiere tonight?Copy !req
600. - Great!
- Mmm.Copy !req
601. Something smells great.
Lasagne?Copy !req
602. Simon? Theodore?Copy !req
603. W-What is it?Copy !req
604. Alvin would never go
anywhere without his cap.Copy !req
605. Where's Alvin?Copy !req
606. What is he doing?Copy !req
607. I think he wants
to play Charades.Copy !req
608. Ohh!
Hmm.Copy !req
609. No, No, Nanette?
The hunchback?Copy !req
610. The doctor
took Alvin!Copy !req
611. Guys, quit playing around.
You've got a premiere to get to.Copy !req
612. We're leaving right now.Copy !req
613. See you there.Copy !req
614. Gee, Alvin sounds like
he's getting a cold.Copy !req
615. Ack! I can't get that
annoying song out of my head.Copy !req
616. You have ruined
my beloved monster,Copy !req
617. and I shall
have my revenge.Copy !req
618. You shall be
the raw material...Copy !req
619. in my latest experiment.Copy !req
620. Not so fast, mister.Copy !req
621. Don't you have to have a signed
permission slip from my parent or guardian?Copy !req
622. Joke while you can,
chipmunk.Copy !req
623. I am going to turn you
into a mindless zombie.Copy !req
624. Have you ever seen
a mindless zombie?Copy !req
625. Are you kidding?
I live in Hollywood.Copy !req
626. Hurry!
We gotta save Alvin!Copy !req
627. Finally!Copy !req
628. My fiendish formula
is finished!Copy !req
629. Try saying it
three times quickly.Copy !req
630. My fiendish finally
is formally f-f-fumpt.Copy !req
631. My final fingly fish—Copy !req
632. My fingle fumm—
formbilize— femm—Copy !req
633. Never mind!Copy !req
634. You little pest!Copy !req
635. Drink this before it
eats through the beaker.Copy !req
636. No way.
It might stunt my growth.Copy !req
637. Quite the contrary.Copy !req
638. Excuse us. Monster.
Wow.Copy !req
639. Monster commg, through.
Hey!Copy !req
640. Hurry!Copy !req
641. Wait!Copy !req
642. Can I get a shot of you
with my wife?Copy !req
643. All right.Copy !req
644. Wait!Copy !req
645. What now?Copy !req
646. Is this diet or regular?Copy !req
647. What's going on
in there?Copy !req
648. I don't know,Copy !req
649. but it's locked.Copy !req
650. Wait!Copy !req
651. Hey!
There's another door.Copy !req
652. Yecch.Copy !req
653. Now for 50,000 volts...Copy !req
654. to complete the process.Copy !req
655. - You think the
other one was a monster?Copy !req
656. Wait till you see
what you turn into.Copy !req
657. It's no use.Copy !req
658. Oh, what are we
gonna do?Copy !req
659. What's the matter
with us?Copy !req
660. Oh, Frankie!Copy !req
661. Frankie.
Bad door.Copy !req
662. Wow.Copy !req
663. Alvin!
Are you okay?Copy !req
664. I-I think so— Oww!Copy !req
665. I don't get it.Copy !req
666. The formula I fed him
is foolproof.Copy !req
667. Perhaps another jolt.Copy !req
668. I don't believe
that's the problem.Copy !req
669. Wait a minute!
Give me that notebook!Copy !req
670. Over my dead body!Copy !req
671. You've come
to the right place.Copy !req
672. - Yaaah!
- This ought a stop him.Copy !req
673. You're breaking my brains!Copy !req
674. Hurry guys!Copy !req
675. My poor babies.
Papa's here.Copy !req
676. Alvin! Run!Copy !req
677. You won't escape so easily,Copy !req
678. my little lab rat.Copy !req
679. Alvin, what did
the doctor give you to drink?Copy !req
680. I don't know.
Some purple junk.Copy !req
681. Hmm.
"Cartoon Monster-Maker Frappe.Copy !req
682. "Serve cold
with 50,000-volt chaser.Copy !req
683. Then wait three minutes."Copy !req
684. Uh-Oh.
Hey, Alvin!Copy !req
685. Here's your cap.Copy !req
686. Huh?Copy !req
687. Aah! Aaaah!Copy !req
688. H-Help!Copy !req
689. Oh! Aaaah!Copy !req
690. Whoa-oa-aah!Copy !req
691. Don't touch that cap!Copy !req
692. Aah!Copy !req
693. Huh?Copy !req
694. What are you lookin' at,
big boy?Copy !req
695. - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
696. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
697. I told
you we'd get wet!Copy !req
698. They've
disappeared again?Copy !req
699. No, no, no!Copy !req
700. Tell me you're joking.Copy !req
701. Mr. Seville,
you're not smiling.Copy !req
702. Look at that.Copy !req
703. Mr. Yesman, calm down.
I'm sure that—Copy !req
704. I give you a second chance,
and this is how you repay me?Copy !req
705. All right.
It's no more Mr. Yes Man.Copy !req
706. Your chipmunks will never
eat nuts in this town again.Copy !req
707. Take your hands off me.Copy !req
708. You're frustrated.
I understand.Copy !req
709. But do not threaten my boys.Copy !req
710. They may be late,
but they're not monsters.Copy !req
711. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
712. Alvin?Copy !req
713. Thank goodness!
He's coming!Copy !req
714. Hah!Copy !req
715. Right at us!
Ohhhh!Copy !req
716. Aha!Copy !req
717. Anybody want ice?Copy !req
718. Maybe Alvin's in here.Copy !req
719. Hold it!
Chipmunks?Copy !req
720. Chipmunks.
Chipmunks.Copy !req
721. I-I'm sure
we're on the list.Copy !req
722. Yep.
Go on in.Copy !req
723. Oh, my.Copy !req
724. Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
725. We've got to stop Alvin
quickly, or our careers—Copy !req
726. Are history!Copy !req
727. And that's
my worst subject.Copy !req
728. Well,
not counting math.Copy !req
729. Eureka!
The antidote!Copy !req
730. Great!Copy !req
731. Oh, no.Copy !req
732. I have no idea where
to find these ingredients.Copy !req
733. "Inert marine ova, the
lower limbs of an amphibian,Copy !req
734. bovine oral organs—"Copy !req
735. Hey!
The buffet table!Copy !req
736. Theodore, this is hardly
the time for a snack.Copy !req
737. No! It's the antidote!
Look!Copy !req
738. Caviar, frog's legs,
beef tongue—Copy !req
739. Oh. yuck!Copy !req
740. Uh, what else?Copy !req
741. Huh?Copy !req
742. Alvin, what do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
743. I-I need counseling.Copy !req
744. Quickly.Copy !req
745. Out of my way!
I must get in!Copy !req
746. You got an invitation?Copy !req
747. No! But, uh—Copy !req
748. I'll have you fired
for this!Copy !req
749. Can't fire me.
My uncle's a producer.Copy !req
750. Now only one more item.Copy !req
751. Gastropoda "escargota."Copy !req
752. Got it!Copy !req
753. Olivia de Handlotion!Copy !req
754. Oh, I loved you
in The Sun Also Sets...Copy !req
755. and
To Kill a Hummingbird.Copy !req
756. Oh, and Lady Evil.Copy !req
757. You should have gotten
an Oscar for that one!Copy !req
758. Yes!
That's what I told them!Copy !req
759. You shouldn't
eat that.Copy !req
760. You'll spoil
your girlish figure.Copy !req
761. Oh!
You're absolutely right.Copy !req
762. Gotcha!Copy !req
763. What's with Alvin?Copy !req
764. He's behaving like a—
like a—Copy !req
765. Monster?
Exactly!Copy !req
766. We know.Copy !req
767. Mr. Seville!Copy !req
768. Tell me you've got
everything under control.Copy !req
769. Everything's fine.Copy !req
770. There's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
771. Whoa!Copy !req
772. Okay, who needs
a toothpick?Copy !req
773. Now all we have to do
is catch Alvin...Copy !req
774. and make him ingest
this miserable goo.Copy !req
775. Yuck! Even I
wouldn't eat that mess.Copy !req
776. Houston,
we have a problem.Copy !req
777. Apparently this stuff won't
work unless Alvin eats it...Copy !req
778. while he's upside-down.Copy !req
779. Do you see him
anywhere?Copy !req
780. Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Unfortunately, yes.Copy !req
781. Hey! Buddy boy!Copy !req
782. HeyCopy !req
783. Can I have your autograph?Copy !req
784. Sure, kid.Copy !req
785. "Bud Wiley."Copy !req
786. You stink!Copy !req
787. Hey.Copy !req
788. Hey!Copy !req
789. Excuse me, darling.Copy !req
790. Aah!Copy !req
791. Nice try, Pops, but next
time change your cologne.Copy !req
792. Yaaaah!Copy !req
793. Sammy to the rescue!
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!Copy !req
794. Let go of me,
you disgusting...Copy !req
795. yet compassionate
rodent.Copy !req
796. Look out!Copy !req
797. Try and catch me,
Buddy boy!Copy !req
798. Ice?Copy !req
799. When I catch you, I'm
gonna make chipmunk stew!Copy !req
800. Last one up's a
rotten egg!Copy !req
801. - Alvin!Copy !req
802. Be careful!Copy !req
803. Buddy, Buddy, Buddy,
Buddy, Buddy— Uh-oh.Copy !req
804. Sammy to the rescue!Copy !req
805. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!Copy !req
806. Help! Someone
get me down from here!Copy !req
807. Ahem. May I borrow this?Copy !req
808. Here we go, pal,
and we only get one shot.Copy !req
809. Hmm.Copy !req
810. One...Copy !req
811. two...Copy !req
812. bombs away!Copy !req
813. No, no,
no! This can't be!Copy !req
814. Hey, pal,
how'd we get up here?Copy !req
815. Oh, my gosh.
It's Bud Wiley!Copy !req
816. You're my favorite.
Could I have your autograph?Copy !req
817. Gotcha!Copy !req
818. Guys,
grab the other end.Copy !req
819. Aaaah!Copy !req
820. Marvelous!
Oh. It was fabulous.Copy !req
821. The best publicity stunt
I've ever seen.Copy !req
822. Especially the part where
you screamed like a girl.Copy !req
823. Huh?Copy !req
824. Yes, that was phenomenal!Copy !req
825. My job is saved.Copy !req
826. I mean, thank goodness
Alvin is all right.Copy !req
827. Perhaps h-he could still
perform?Copy !req
828. Thanks, guys. Now let's give
'em a concert they won't forget.Copy !req
829. I'm too late!Copy !req
830. Or am I?Copy !req
831. Reversing the formula
takes a few minutes.Copy !req
832. If I can just
zap him quick,Copy !req
833. I'll have my zombie.Copy !req
834. Ladies and gentlemen,
Alvin and the Chipmunks!Copy !req
835. Wunderbar!
[Audience Cheering,
Applauding]Copy !req
836. It's working!Copy !req
837. - Huh?Copy !req
838. No! Don't!
Nice monster!
Nice monster!Copy !req
839. Don't! Wait! Help me!
Somebody help me!Copy !req
840. Whoa! I'm dizzy!
Don't do this!Copy !req
841. No! Don't! Wait!
Aaah!Copy !req
842. Aaaaaah! Ohhhhh!Copy !req
843. Thank you
so very much.Copy !req
844. Alvin!
You're still you!Copy !req
845. Oh, Frankie!
You saved him!Copy !req
846. [Gasping, Murmuring]
Oh, it's a monster!Copy !req
847. He's hurting
that little chipmunk!Copy !req
848. Oh, my gosh!
Theodore!Copy !req
849. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
850. - Huh?
- No!Copy !req
851. Wait— Ohh!
Outta the way, kid!Copy !req
852. Put him down, Frankie.Copy !req
853. Frankie, down.Copy !req
854. Now, anyone who lays
a hand on him, well, uh—Copy !req
855. well,
you won't like it.Copy !req
856. I-I mean,
you're just mean to him...Copy !req
857. because he looks
like a monster.Copy !req
858. But, well, how do you know
that I'm not the monster?Copy !req
859. What's that saying? You
can't judge a book by its pages?Copy !req
860. By its cover, Theodore.Copy !req
861. Yeah.Copy !req
862. So, well, maybe his cover
isn't so great,Copy !req
863. but his pages
are really, um—Copy !req
864. Uh, well,
you know what I mean.Copy !req
865. Too.Copy !req
866. Thank you.Copy !req
867. You the monster!Copy !req
868. Ohh.Copy !req
869. I'll get that Alvin yet,Copy !req
870. as soon as I get rid of
this stupid costume.Copy !req
871. Stupid—
Stupid thing—Copy !req
872. No. No!Copy !req
873. I'm trapped!
I'm doomed!Copy !req
874. Doomed to be
Sammy Squirrel...Copy !req
875. forever!Copy !req
876. Is
everybody feeling Sammy?Copy !req
877. Nyuk-nyuk!
How about you, kid?Copy !req
878. Oh, dear!Copy !req
879. Come on, Sammy.Copy !req
880. Isn't it just about time
for your theme song? Hmm?Copy !req
881. Not the theme song.Copy !req
882. Hiya, folks.Copy !req
883. I hate my life.Copy !req
884. We've got an hour
till our next show.Copy !req
885. Come on!
Let's go see Frankie!Copy !req
886. Wasn't that great of the
park people to give him a job?Copy !req
887. Hey!
We deserve the credit.Copy !req
888. After all, we taught
him how to talk.Copy !req
889. Ohh!Copy !req
890. Anybody here from out of state?Copy !req
891. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
892. Hey, there he is!Copy !req
893. Whoa-ohh-ohh!Copy !req
894. Unfortunately you also
taught him how to drive.Copy !req
895. How does that song go again?Copy !req
896. What a scary sight!Copy !req
897. Yeah!Copy !req