1. Doomed planet.
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3. Desperate scientists.
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4. Approaching photosphere.
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5. Last hope.
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6. Pressure index, 55 up.
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7. Kindly couple.
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8. Superman.
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9. Gravity shields are failing, Dr. Quintum.
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10. We're falling directly into the sun.
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11. When we hit the convection zone, the
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12. I'm not ready to die just yet.
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13. Pity.
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14. You killed your brother.
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15. - I did.
- That should be impossible.
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16. I genetically engineered you myself.
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17. Your code has been modified
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18. - Now I'm a biological time bomb.
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19. I'm death, courtesy of Lex Luthor.
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20. How big is it?
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21. From where I'm standing,
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22. "'Su? erman saves mission to the sun"?
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23. We don't know that yet, Lois.
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24. I always write Superman stories
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25. If you don't know how big the sun is,
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26. It's 333,000 times the size of the Earth.
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27. Uh, uhh— Uh. Wuh.
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28. I looked it up
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29. Thanks, Jimmy.
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30. It's like a hundred billion nuclear bombs
exploding every second.
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31. You working undercover on a story?
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32. No, why?
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33. Lex Luthor told the world
he'd reformed.
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34. And despite our best efforts,
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35. That's not exactly breaking news, chief.
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36. No, but this is.
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37. Luthor's been investing heavily
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38. kent's boring story.
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39. The devil's in the details, Lombard.
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40. Luthor planned to cash in
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41. a shortage he intended to create
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42. This is tomorrow's front page.
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43. We finally got that son of a bitch.
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44. I'm a? proaching critical mass.
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45. Lex, I just got a call
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46. The Daily Planet's asking for a comment.
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47. Fusion will occur in 30 seconds.
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48. Are you talking to yourself again?
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49. I'm remote-controlling a weapon.
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50. The signal takes nine minutes
to reach the sun.
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51. I have to coordinate
my transmissions perfectly.
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52. The sun?
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53. You were released from jail
to work for your country, not on your own—
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54. I know I promised not to waste my intellect
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55. I know that.
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56. Magnetic seals are decoupling.
The shi?'s coming apart.
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57. I'm a? proaching critical mass.
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58. Somebody hel? us.
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59. But I Iooked in the mirror one morning
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60. I'm getting older, and he isn't.
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61. Something's gotta be done about that.
Don't you think?
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62. Fusion will occur in 30 seconds.
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63. Not in here, it won't.
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64. Quintum, blow the hatch.
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65. - Where's that shield coming from?
- It's Superman.
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66. Somehow, he's extending
his own bioelectric field.
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67. It seems impossible.
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68. But it isn't.
You're lifting 200 quintillion tons.
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70. here on my moon base,
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71. I feel like I could do more.
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72. No doubt, but that's
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73. Add to that the new super-power
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74. and it's obvious
your body is changing radically.
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75. Superman, I'm not sure
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76. Tell me straight.
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77. Your trip to the sun
overexposed your cells to solar radiation...
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78. more than even your body
can metabolize.
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79. I see it,
like tiny fireworks beneath my skin.
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80. Your cells are oversaturated with power.
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81. They're bursting from within.
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82. I'm dying.
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83. I'm sorry, Superman.
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84. If I hadn't tried to steal fire from the sun,
none of this would have hap? ened.
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85. Don't apologize.
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86. - You couldn't have known.
But he knew.
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87. It was his plan all along.
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88. Luthor used me to kill you.
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89. We engineer new forms of humanity here
for the eventual betterment of mankind.
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90. You're our inspiration, Superman.
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91. And I promise,
we'll find a way to save you.
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92. - I need a favor, Dr. Quintum.
- Anything.
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93. My condition. Don't tell anyone, not yet.
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94. There are some things I have to do first.
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95. Great Caesar's ghost!
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96. "'Wait," he says.
"'Exclusive interview," he says.
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97. If Clark Kent doesn't show u?
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98. Five, four, three...
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99. two, one.
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100. Hold the presses— Oop!
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101. Where the hell have you been, kent?
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102. Uh, working on my suntan?
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103. Freeze. Hands above your head.
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104. Lex Luthor, you are under arrest
for attempted murder...
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105. and crimes against humanity.
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106. By all means, boys, take me away.
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107. He was smiling when they nabbed him.
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108. Said something
about friends in high places.
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109. - That does seem odd.
The Court of International Justice...
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110. is talking about
reinstating the electric chair just for him.
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111. Do you ever think about death, Lois?
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112. Don't be morbid, Smallville.
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113. I'm so sorry.
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114. Idiot. Your boyfriend's an idiot.
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115. How dare you? And he's not my idiot.
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116. Why, thanks, Lois.
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117. I don't know where my self-esteem
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118. AIone, in front of the TV.
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119. Come on, Clark.
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120. Thanks for carrying all this stuff.
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121. Lois, there was something
I wanted to tell you.
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122. If it's about the trial coverage,
it can wait till tomorrow. I've gotta fly.
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123. Lois, I have something to tell you.
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124. You're Clark Kent?
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125. I'm Clark Kent.
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126. Sorry, Superman, but you've
got to admit, that's very hard to believe.
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127. All the years I spent trying to prove
you were Superman—
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128. You almost had me a couple of times.
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129. —and you turn around and just tell me?
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130. What happened to that big golden key
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131. Didn't think it was secure enough.
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132. Good afternoon, Superman.
May we be of assistance?
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133. Please bring Miss Lane's car inside
and repair any damage from the flight.
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134. That key can't be safe.
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135. Why don't you give it a try?
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136. I carved it out of a? iece
of dwarf star material.
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137. It weighs half a million tons.
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138. So you're the only one who can lift it.
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139. I work?retty hard, Lois.
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140. It's im?ortant to have
someplace private to relax.
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141. How's the water?
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142. Mm. Perfect.
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143. - You're not Iooking, are you?
- Lois.
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144. Well, to be honest,
if the situation were reversed—
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145. I'd never take advantage, Lois.
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146. So is this a date?
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147. I mean, is all this for my birthday,
or are we about to get serious here?
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148. Superman?
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149. These are for you.
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150. I picked them on Alpha Centauri IV.
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151. They sing.
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152. I didn't know you collected modern art.
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153. Actually, I do, but this is the armory.
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154. I've confiscated some incredibly
destructive weapons over the years.
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155. There are things here that can even hurt me,
like this kryptonite Iaser or this gravity gun.
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156. I hope none of your enemies
find out about this place.
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157. They'd do anything to kill you.
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158. That's not a? roblem, Lois.
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159. My fortress
is only for the people closest to me.
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160. Come see my new Time Telescope.
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161. What's it do?
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162. Lets me talk to my descendants
in the far future.
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163. That's kal kent,
the Superman of the 84th century.
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164. 5e fought the mad god Darkseid
in the year 8315.
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165. I'm still working out the bugs...
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166. but someday, I'II be able to use it
to stop threats before they ha? pen.
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167. He looks a Iittle like my dad.
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168. —a thousand warriors, valiant and true.
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169. And this is a Sun-Eater.
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170. I found it wandering in orbit near Jupiter.
Poor thing would have starved.
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171. - Ech. What do you feed him?
- Suns.
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172. Little ones I make here
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173. He's just a baby.
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174. Here you go.
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175. What's in here?
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176. What the hell?
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177. - Lois, stay out of there.
- I didn't mean to.
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178. You can go anywhere in the fortress
except for this room.
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179. It's off-Iimits.
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180. It's not too early for dinner.
Why don't we eat?
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181. What do you think?
I've been restoring it in my spare time.
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182. It's good to have hobbies, I guess.
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183. What are you wearing?
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184. Traditional Kryptonian formalwear.
I made it myself.
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185. Shi? building, fashion design.
You're a man of many talents.
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186. I just feel like trying things.
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187. My trip to the sun,
it not only tripled my strength...
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188. it tripled my curiosity,
my imagination, my creativity.
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189. Did it triple your honesty?
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190. Is that why you're suddenly telling me
the truth about your secret identity?
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191. No, that's not why.
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192. But you are telling the truth.
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193. Yes.
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194. Okay, how do you explain the time
Clark was a witness...
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195. in the boss Grimaldi trial
and you were his bodyguard?
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196. Batman was standing in for me.
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197. And when Clark presented you
with the key to the city...
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198. that was Batman too?
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199. A robot.
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200. Lois, whenever I misled you,
it was for your own? rotection.
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201. But now I'm telling you the truth.
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202. Clark kent and Superman
are one and the same.
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203. If you're telling me the truth now...
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204. doesn't that mean
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205. For the first time,
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206. in stark black and white.
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207. And I have to ask myself,
why would he Iie to me?
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208. Thirsty.
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209. All these new powers
and his new super-intellect.
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210. 5hat if he's grown tired
of his little game...
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211. fooling people who love him
just to feel superior.
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212. 5hat if he's brought me here
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213. that he's planning in that secret room?
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214. I need a weapon.
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215. It all makes sense now.
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216. He's brought me here to be
the mother of a race of super-children.
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217. Can't let that happen.
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218. They'Il grow up and lie to everybody.
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219. May I be of service, Miss La—?
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220. He knows I'm here.
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221. Gotta stop him.
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222. God forgive me, I've gotta stop him.
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223. Huh. Tickles.
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224. What have I done?
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225. For one thing, you've confirmed
my sus? icion that I'm immune to kryptonite.
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226. - I'll take that, if you don't mind.
- I don't understand what's ha? pening.
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227. Robot 7 seems to have malfunctioned.
I'll check him out Iater.
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228. In the meantime, he left the door open
while I was synthesizing some chemicals.
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229. They can cause visual distortion
and paranoia.
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230. I saw a dissection machine.
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231. A sewing machine,
for weaving indestructible thread.
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232. The paranoia should? ass momentarily.
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233. I am feeling better.
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234. I'm sorry I kept leaving you alone,
but I was making your birthday? resent.
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235. And it took me longer than I thought
to read and memorize...
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236. the 6 billion characters
in your genetic code.
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237. - What are you talking about?
- I guess the surprise is already spoiled.
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238. This serum is keyed
to your genetic code.
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239. It will give you powers just like mine
for 24 hours...
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240. without my vulnerability to Kryptonite
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241. Happy birthday, Lois.
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242. Well?
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243. I feel different. Better.
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244. Is it working?
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245. Lex Luthor, your insane schemes
have endangered the Iives...
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246. of every man, woman and child
on this? lanet.
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247. Before I deliver the verdict of this court...
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248. do you have anything to say
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249. Superman made me do it.
He's the one that should be on trial.
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250. - What?
- Superman on trial?
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251. Order.
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252. Get this farce over with,
you?ompous, senile toad.
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253. You're an amoral sociopathic predator...
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254. driven by jealousy,
greed and delusions of grandeur.
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255. AIexander Joseph Luthor...
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256. this court finds you guilty on all counts
of crimes against humanity.
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257. - Yes! Justice is served.
- It's about time.
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258. Does the costume I made for you fit?
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259. Only a Iittle better than my own skin.
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260. Funny, I never noticed you
taking my measuremen—
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261. Ah! What's that noise?
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262. It's Jimmy's signal watch.
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263. And I can already see
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264. Sorry, Lois.
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265. The last thing I wanted on your special day
was a reptile invasion from the Earth's core.
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266. I'd have felt cheated
if there weren't monsters.
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267. Come on, let's save Metropolis.
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268. I think we're a Iittle late.
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269. Metropolis, Krull will eat your children.
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270. How about you eat this?
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271. Ha! Look who it is.
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272. Samson.
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273. Superman. Yo-ho.
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274. He won't be bothering Metropolis again
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275. His Iungs just burst. Excuse me.
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276. Always a joy to see you again.
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277. Why are you here, Samson?
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278. I thought you and your no-necked partner
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279. That we were, fair Lois.
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280. Only your Ioveliness could tempt me back
to this backward century.
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281. Atlas too.
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282. - Why are you here?
- They think this is a singles bar.
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283. Sorry, gentlemen, the Iady's with me.
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284. That's the lady's decision, is it not?
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285. That's it.
I pro?ose a challenge of the ages.
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286. We'II each perform a super-feat
in the Iady's honor.
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287. Yes, and the most incredible feat
wins her.
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288. Wins me?
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289. Single girls with brains,
beauty and super-powers...
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290. are rare in any century, Lois.
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291. My super-feat is obvious.
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292. I defeated krull in single combat,
foiling his war on Metropolis.
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293. And I subdued his entire army.
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294. There doesn't seem to be much left
for you to do, Superman.
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295. How about we get
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296. back to the center of the Earth
where they belong?
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297. The subterranosaur people
have ever feared...
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298. and respected you, Superman.
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299. My son will punished be for his crimes.
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300. But Krull speaks of him goaded be
into his attack...
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301. by man Samson.
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302. I suspected as much, Your Highness.
Please allow me to deal with it.
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303. Can you imagine?
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304. A race of dinosaur men
who esca? ed extinction...
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305. by moving to the center of the Earth.
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306. Come with me, and I'II show you wonders
far beyond what you've seen.
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307. A small token of my affection.
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308. The radioactive crown jewels
of the Ultras? hinx.
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309. Careful, Lois.
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310. PIutonium-240 is Iethal.
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311. Not for the next 24 hours it isn't.
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312. Look, guys, I'm flattered.
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313. But you'd have to go a long way
to outdo Superman.
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314. You would s? urn my affections
for a dalliance with this—?
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315. Careful.
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316. If I win your heart...
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317. I'll make the Titans kneel before you
and give testimony to your Ioveliness.
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318. I'll crush diamonds in my mighty fist
and make them into sparkling wine.
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319. Wow.
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320. That's day one.
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321. Lois, a moment, please?
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322. Why are you flirting with them?
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323. Maybe I'm teaching you a Iesson
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324. I'm not impersonating Clark kent,
I am Clark Kent.
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325. Anyway, you can win any contest
those losers can dream up.
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326. Why don't you humor me?
It's my birthday.
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327. I don't like you much, Samson.
Trouble always seems to follow you.
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328. What do I have to do to make you
keep your hands off of my girl?
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329. I'm a time traveler, and I hap? en to know
she won't be your girl for much longer.
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330. All's fair in love and war.
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331. Anyway, pretty soon,
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332. to even think about dating.
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333. Forget it, Samson.
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334. Lois and I are going to a? arty in Atlantis
in less than an hour.
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335. I sincerely doubt it.
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336. What's this, Atlas,
part of my birthday surprise?
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337. Since we, uh, borrowed that necklace
from the UItrasphinx...
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338. he's been hounding us
like one of the Furies.
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339. Chasing us throughout time and s? ace.
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340. Legend has it
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341. you performed the most amazing feats
of your career.
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342. Some scholars say that among them,
you answered the unanswerable question.
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343. What are you talking about?
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344. The UItrasphinx is here.
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345. Return what was stolen.
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346. Lois.
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347. Halt.
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348. She exists now
in a condition of quantum uncertainty.
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349. Both alive and dead.
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350. The universe asks you
an unanswerable question.
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351. To answer correctly is life.
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352. Failure to answer correctly is death.
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353. This is my judgment.
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354. You stole that necklace.
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355. Don't you see?
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356. We couldn't fight the Ultras? hinx
without hel? so we let it chase us here.
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357. But we meant no harm to Lois,
I swear to Iiving Zeus.
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358. And I swear too.
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359. If she dies,
you're both going to the Phantom Zone.
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360. UItrasphinx, let's hear it.
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361. What happens when the irresistible force
meets the immovable object?
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362. They surrender.
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363. Res? onse acceptable.
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364. Superman.
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365. I was alive and dead at the same time.
My God.
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366. It's okay, I've got you.
Come on, we're going dancing.
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367. Wait a minute, what about our contest?
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368. Answering a riddle
is hardly what I'd call a feat of strength.
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369. I agree. How about I wrestle you for her?
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370. Or is the mighty Man of Steel a coward?
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371. Even the shield on his chest is yellow.
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372. Okay, that's enough, both of you.
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373. Then we have a deal?
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374. If I win, you both leave
the 21 st century right now.
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375. I'll be leaving, all right,
with the beauteous Lois Lane on my arm.
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376. Not if I beat him first.
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377. I'm sorry, have you two already started?
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378. Today was perfect.
We did everything I ever wanted to do.
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379. You know
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380. I mean, from the first day we met.
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381. What?
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382. My birthday gift's wearing off.
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383. I can't see radio waves anymore.
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384. I can't hear the stars singing.
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385. I'm tired and sore all over,
like I've been dancing all night.
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386. Thanks for letting me
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387. You know, I do other things.
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388. I mean, besides being Superman.
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389. You do a great Clark Kent imitation.
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390. You almost had me fooled.
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391. Wait till I tell him about all this.
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392. Lois?
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393. I was aware
of your lumbering? resence, Kent.
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394. Just finishing work on my Bibliobot,
a roving Iibrary.
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395. Read A Tale of Two Cities.
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396. It was the best of times, it was the—
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397. Call it off.
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398. - It was the age of wisdom—
- Watch your step, you clumsy ox.
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399. You write like a poet,
but you move like a Iandslide.
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400. I'm sure I had my dignity
when I came in here.
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401. Your clumsiness appears
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402. AIbeit temporarily.
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403. Probably my rubber-soled shoes.
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404. I saw that "'Da Vinci of Crime" headline.
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405. It seems like a compliment,
but there's a sneer behind it.
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406. Reporters don't write the headlines
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407. Hmm.
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408. You coming, kent?
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409. He sickens me.
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410. That insipid boyish grin,
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411. Tell the truth.
Doesn't his very existence diminish you?
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412. Diminish us all?
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413. Our jobs don't really overlap.
Copy !req
414. What are you writing about me?
Give me that.
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415. Code? I'll deci? her it
in less than a minute.
Copy !req
416. - I—
- It's shorthand, Lex.
Copy !req
417. What kind of ridiculous affectation
is that for a man?
Copy !req
418. Can you imagine a better world, kent?
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419. That's all I've ever asked.
Copy !req
420. In a world without Superman,
the unattainable Lois Lane...
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421. might have noticed good old Clark,
pining away in the corner.
Copy !req
422. You keep talking about me,
but I'm here to interview you.
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423. I'm just saying.
Copy !req
424. A strapping farm boy with brains, integrity,
no discernible style of his own?
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425. You're a? rize catch
for a cynical city girl.
Copy !req
426. Why haven't you filed an ap? eal?
Copy !req
427. But with him around,
you're a? arody of a man.
Copy !req
428. A dullard, a cripple.
Copy !req
429. Next to Su?erman, even Lex Luthor's
greatness is overshadowed.
Copy !req
430. Are you trying to intimidate me?
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431. I'm trying to educate you.
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432. We all fall short
of his sickening inhuman perfection.
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433. Feel that, Kent.
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434. Real muscle.
Not the gift of alien biochemistry.
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435. The product of hard work.
Copy !req
436. You don't really act like a man
facing the end of his life.
Copy !req
437. No, I don't.
Copy !req
438. So how's Superman these days?
Copy !req
439. Pale? Tired?
Copy !req
440. - Weak?
- He seems fine.
Copy !req
441. Ah. But he's not.
Copy !req
442. What would you do
if you had his powers?
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443. - Help?eople.
- You probably would.
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444. You Iack the imagination
to see the alternatives.
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445. AIternatives?
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446. To truth, justice and all the other things
you can't weigh or measure.
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447. To every abstract notion he personifies.
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448. I'll kill you, Luthor.
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449. Suck you dry.
Copy !req
450. kill you.
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451. You don't scare me, Parasite.
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452. Brain beats brawn every time.
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453. That glass isn't leaded.
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454. Power.
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455. More power than I ever had.
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456. Look out.
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457. What the—?
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458. Find the power.
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459. Fire.
Copy !req
460. Get them.
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461. Gotta get away from him.
Copy !req
462. What's the matter, kent?
Afraid he'll absorb your cowardice?
Copy !req
463. - Come on!
- Get them!
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464. Let's go!
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465. Incoming!
Copy !req
466. Find the power.
Copy !req
467. That's tear gas, you idiot.
Copy !req
468. There you are.
Copy !req
469. If you wanna survive this, stay with me.
Copy !req
470. Get them.
- Run.
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471. Yeah, let's go.
Come on.
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472. I should have left you to those animals,
kent, but I need you alive.
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473. I need you to tell my story.
Copy !req
474. The story of a man who refused
to bend his knee to the alien invader.
Copy !req
475. Look out, he's coming right at us.
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476. Power, like the sun.
Copy !req
477. That won't stop him, he's absorbing
the kinetic energy of the bullets.
Copy !req
478. Pray to Einstein for a miracle, kent.
Copy !req
479. Earthquake.
Copy !req
480. Attack me?
Copy !req
481. You know what happens
when you take on Lex Luthor?
Copy !req
482. The same thing that's gonna happen
to Su?erman.
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483. I've always liked you, Kent.
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484. You're humble, modest,
comically uncoordinated.
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485. Human.
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486. In short, you're everything he's not.
Copy !req
487. I'm going to give you a present.
Copy !req
488. Did you know that Moby-Dick
can be recited at a frequency so high...
Copy !req
489. that it becomes a sonic drill
capable of carving through solid rock?
Copy !req
490. Call me Ishmael.
Copy !req
491. Some years
ago, never mind how long precisely...
Copy !req
492. Stop.
Copy !req
493. You can esca?e any time you want.
Copy !req
494. I don't want.
Copy !req
495. I'm going to the chair fulfilled,
knowing that I killed Superman.
Copy !req
496. Poisoned him with an overdose...
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497. of the same solar rays
that give him his powers.
Copy !req
498. You can't? rove any of this.
Copy !req
499. It's the truth, Kent.
Copy !req
500. My gift to you.
Copy !req
501. He doesn't want the world
to know he's dying, of course.
Copy !req
502. So break the news gently.
Copy !req
503. A tasteful 140-? oint headline
should suffice.
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504. This is as far as I go.
Copy !req
505. My Iovely niece, Nasthalthia,
will take you the rest of the way.
Copy !req
506. Mr. kent.
Copy !req
507. She's 16, speaks 30 Ianguages
and aspires to someday rule the world.
Copy !req
508. I may let her, after I'm done with it.
Copy !req
509. It's such a waste. You and Superman
could have been friends...
Copy !req
510. and instead you're going to die.
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511. Ah, but he'll die first.
Copy !req
512. Where to now, Mr. kent?
Copy !req
513. Deep space.
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514. Why?
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515. Do you know what this is?
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516. It's the bottle city of Kandor.
Copy !req
517. One of your enemies stole it
from krypton, before it exploded.
Copy !req
518. Brainiac. He used his technology
to miniaturize the greatest city...
Copy !req
519. of my home world.
Copy !req
520. I've been trying to restore
the thousands of? eople who Iive there...
Copy !req
521. to regular size.
Copy !req
522. You've found a way.
Copy !req
523. No.
Copy !req
524. But I have found a suitable planet
for them to colonize.
Copy !req
525. And I'm taking them there.
Copy !req
526. The thing is, it's very far away.
Copy !req
527. Even under normal circumstances...
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528. it would take me three weeks
to fly there and back.
Copy !req
529. In my current condition,
it'II take longer than that.
Copy !req
530. Maybe longer than I have.
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531. I don't understand.
Copy !req
532. It's what I've been keeping from you.
Copy !req
533. I'm dying, Lois.
Copy !req
534. You won't die.
You'II find a way out of this.
Copy !req
535. We'II be together. Our children
will go flying in Metropolis Park.
Copy !req
536. Promise me.
Copy !req
537. We can't have children.
Our biology is too different.
Copy !req
538. Whatever hap? ens,
we'll never have more than this.
Copy !req
539. What do you always say?
Copy !req
540. "'There's always a way.'"
Copy !req
541. I'm sorry, Lois.
Copy !req
542. The work doesn't sto?
just because I'm dying.
Copy !req
543. Take your people to their new home.
Copy !req
544. When you get back,
I'll be right here waiting.
Copy !req
545. Look, up in the sky.
Copy !req
546. Sorry if I startled you.
Copy !req
547. It's been a long tri?
and I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Copy !req
548. What happened to Metropolis?
Copy !req
549. Great Caesar's ghost.
Copy !req
550. kent, where have you been
for the last two months?
Copy !req
551. I went to your funeral.
Copy !req
552. I was accidentally buried underneath
Stryker's Island during the prison riot.
Copy !req
553. Lucky for me, there was
a fully stocked bomb shelter down there.
Copy !req
554. To make a long story short,
Superman heard me calling for help—
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555. Superman's alive? I knew it.
Copy !req
556. Has he seen this?
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557. Refreshing.
Copy !req
558. And beautiful.
Copy !req
559. A fitting spot for the ca?ital
of new krypton.
Copy !req
560. I think we could just as easily
clear the apes out of Metropolis...
Copy !req
561. and build there.
Copy !req
562. If you prefer, my love.
Copy !req
563. Hello there.
Copy !req
564. - Did you hear something?
- The wind?
Copy !req
565. Bar-EI and Lilo. I just read all about you.
Copy !req
566. Astronauts from Kry? ton
who were lost in space for decades.
Copy !req
567. It's an honor to meet you,
I'm from Krypton too.
Copy !req
568. We know who you are, Superman.
Copy !req
569. We found Earth
by tracking the warp signature...
Copy !req
570. of the vessel that brought you here.
Copy !req
571. I don't know why you bothered to return.
Copy !req
572. This planet's my home, I was raised here.
Copy !req
573. But my kryptonian name is Kal-EI.
Copy !req
574. I'm the son of Jor-El.
We're probably related.
Copy !req
575. I remember Jor-EI. A weak man.
Copy !req
576. An ineffectual dreamer.
Copy !req
577. The son follows the father.
Copy !req
578. You could have built a new Kry? ton
in this squalor.
Copy !req
579. I don't have any right
to impose my will over—
Copy !req
580. You just moved into my fortress?
Copy !req
581. Shouldn't have left the key lying around.
Copy !req
582. We had every right.
Copy !req
583. The powers that we gain
from this world's yellow sun.
Copy !req
584. The superiority
of our Kry? tonian culture.
Copy !req
585. You were remiss not taking
similar Iiberties with the rest of the planet.
Copy !req
586. You tore down the statue of my parents.
Copy !req
587. We celebrate the life of krypton,
not her death.
Copy !req
588. This whole place reeks of morbidity.
Copy !req
589. Even Krypton's criminally insane,
forever trapped in the Phantom Zone...
Copy !req
590. evidence more nobility
than the best of the human a? es.
Copy !req
591. You should be ashamed.
Copy !req
592. I was thinking maybe
you could replace me after I'm gone...
Copy !req
593. but you don't have the best interests
of this planet's people at heart.
Copy !req
594. And this is you
puffing u? your chest at me, is it?
Copy !req
595. You've gone native.
Copy !req
596. It's disgusting.
Copy !req
597. You've broken the moon.
Copy !req
598. I think you looked better in the dress.
Copy !req
599. I didn't realize Kry? tonian fashion
was so popular.
Copy !req
600. kryptonian everything.
It's a new world, Mr. kent.
Copy !req
601. I know you're behind me, Steve.
So whatever you're doing, just sto— Ah!
Copy !req
602. I missed you, kent. You're comedy gold.
Copy !req
603. Your hairpiece is on fire.
Copy !req
604. I don't wear a— Ah!
Copy !req
605. That's gotta be a little embarrassing.
Copy !req
606. So this is where Superman hides.
Copy !req
607. It's worse than I'd thought.
Copy !req
608. You choose to disguise your greatness...
Copy !req
609. and cavort with the apes
as one of their own.
Copy !req
610. Have you no dignity?
Copy !req
611. I'm loaded with dignity.
Copy !req
612. I can see how you'd make the mistake...
Copy !req
613. but, despite this great bod,
I'm not Superman.
Copy !req
614. Call Superman with your signal watch.
Copy !req
615. - Where are you going?
- Nosebleed.
Copy !req
616. Enough.
Copy !req
617. This degrading impersonation will cease.
Copy !req
618. - Reveal your Kry? tonian colors or—
Bar-EI.
Copy !req
619. I feel so— Uh.
Copy !req
620. No.
Copy !req
621. I've got her.
Copy !req
622. Take your naked hands away from her.
Copy !req
623. I can't fly.
Copy !req
624. I'm so weak. Why do I feel so weak?
Copy !req
625. You said you retraced the? ath
my ship took to get to Earth.
Copy !req
626. That means you?assed through
krypton's debris field.
Copy !req
627. The minerals in your bodies
have been slowly turning to kryptonite.
Copy !req
628. I don't need help. Not from you.
Copy !req
629. Bar-EI.
Copy !req
630. I can't see.
Copy !req
631. I've done what I can
to make her comfortable.
Copy !req
632. But I can't neutralize
the kryptonite in your bodies.
Copy !req
633. Not in time.
Copy !req
634. After everything we've done,
you still show us kindness.
Copy !req
635. My Earth parents taught me forgiveness.
Copy !req
636. Humanity has a lot to teach us.
Copy !req
637. Perha?s.
Copy !req
638. kal-El, son of Kry? ton,
I'm proud to call you my kin.
Copy !req
639. Our greatness Iives on in you.
Copy !req
640. We don't have much time.
Copy !req
641. There's a way to save us both.
Copy !req
642. Surely you've thought of it.
Copy !req
643. Yes.
Copy !req
644. But it has to be your choice.
Copy !req
645. I'll try to find a way to cure you.
Copy !req
646. But your own time is short.
Copy !req
647. Do what you must.
Copy !req
648. Send us to the Phantom Zone.
Copy !req
649. Forgiveness.
Copy !req
650. You win, Luthor.
Copy !req
651. I'm dying.
Copy !req
652. The world is yours...
Copy !req
653. at least for the three weeks
you have left before they execute you.
Copy !req
654. So here's a challenge.
Copy !req
655. All the things you said you would have
done to benefit humanity...
Copy !req
656. if I hadn't been in your way?
Copy !req
657. Now's the time to prove it.
Copy !req
658. Lex, I know there's good in you.
Copy !req
659. You showed me everything
I needed to know...
Copy !req
660. so I could go on without you.
Copy !req
661. I just hope I've shown them the same.
Copy !req
662. Clark?
Copy !req
663. You weren't going to sneak in and out
without visiting your mother?
Copy !req
664. Of course not.
I just wanted to leave a flower.
Copy !req
665. It's Kry? tonian, it'll never wither.
Copy !req
666. You look thin. Are you sick?
Copy !req
667. Ma, I'm Superman.
Copy !req
668. And I'm your mother.
Copy !req
669. You take better care of yourself.
Copy !req
670. Yes, ma'am.
Copy !req
671. - Do you miss him?
- Every day.
Copy !req
672. But his spirit is always with us.
Copy !req
673. So you have time to eat,
or do you have to go save the world?
Copy !req
674. I love you, Ma.
Copy !req
675. I love you too, son.
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676. Ah.
Copy !req
677. Through this holy anointing...
Copy !req
678. may the Lord,
in his love and mercy, help you—
Copy !req
679. Get away from me, Padre.
You stink of the irrational.
Copy !req
680. Typical.
Copy !req
681. Superman doesn't even bother to show.
Copy !req
682. I'd planned for him to be here
to see this.
Copy !req
683. I'm sure he'II hear all about it.
Copy !req
684. You knuckle-dragging morons.
It was almost too easy.
Copy !req
685. My last request?
Copy !req
686. That cocktail was
a 24-hour super-? ower serum.
Copy !req
687. My turn.
Copy !req
688. I'd be pleased to clean
the Sun-Eater's pen for you, Su?erman.
Copy !req
689. Just my way of saying goodbye
to the Iittle fella.
Copy !req
690. He might be one of the most
dangerous creatures in the universe...
Copy !req
691. but I'm still going to, mm...
Copy !req
692. - ... miss him.
- Are you all right?
Copy !req
693. Superman's journal, final entry.
Copy !req
694. My cells are breaking down
at an alarming rate.
Copy !req
695. I'm running out of time.
Copy !req
696. I have few regrets.
My life has been a wonder.
Copy !req
697. I've traveled across space and time,
seen and done things beyond imagination.
Copy !req
698. I had parents who Ioved me,
good friends like Pete, Lana and Jimmy.
Copy !req
699. I got to help people,
while living an incredible adventure.
Copy !req
700. I Ioved a good woman.
Copy !req
701. And she loved me back.
Copy !req
702. I'm tired.
Copy !req
703. But I still have one more job to do.
Copy !req
704. That was uncalled-for.
Copy !req
705. Couldn't resist.
Copy !req
706. I've got his su?er-powers for 24 hours,
courtesy of a serum he created.
Copy !req
707. - How?
- His fortress is less than entirely secure.
Copy !req
708. Cool. When do I get my super-powers?
Copy !req
709. The same day that I can trust you
with the car keys.
Copy !req
710. On your feet.
I've set the scum on Stryker's free.
Copy !req
711. They'II kee? the police busy
with their rioting.
Copy !req
712. And so will you.
Copy !req
713. Remote control for my terror weapons.
Copy !req
714. Have fun.
Copy !req
715. If you have all his powers,
why bother with all this?
Copy !req
716. You wouldn't ask
if you'd ever seen him in a fight.
Copy !req
717. And I have fought him? lenty.
Copy !req
718. That's why I've made arrangements
for a little extra insurance.
Copy !req
719. Unlike me, Su?erman loses his powers
under red sunlight, right?
Copy !req
720. Friends in high places.
Copy !req
721. Where is Superman?
Copy !req
722. Do you fear the tyrant sun?
Copy !req
723. Face the scourge of worlds.
Copy !req
724. Luthor's secret ally
has finally revealed himself.
Copy !req
725. My last adventure is about to begin.
Copy !req
726. This is Superman, signing out.
Copy !req
727. You will not stand alone.
Copy !req
728. One of us will remain behind,
to maintain your fortress for posterity.
Copy !req
729. The rest of us will fight by your side.
Copy !req
730. I couldn't ask for greater Ioyalty.
Copy !req
731. Solaris is a living solar computer.
Copy !req
732. He poisons healthy stars, making them emit
blue Iight that he can metabolize.
Copy !req
733. Set your receivers to 430 terahertz,
and you'll be able to hear him.
Copy !req
734. Impossible, I made your sun red.
Copy !req
735. You should have no?owers.
Copy !req
736. I see now.
Copy !req
737. Your covering protects you
from red sunlight.
Copy !req
738. But it cannot long survive this heat.
Copy !req
739. It should work long enough
for me to take care of you.
Copy !req
740. No, your sun is dying...
Copy !req
741. but I kill you first.
Copy !req
742. Stop this.
Copy !req
743. Whatever Luthor offered you,
he'll betray you.
Copy !req
744. I betray Luthor first.
Copy !req
745. I will eat your sun,
and replace it in the sky.
Copy !req
746. Your peo? le will pray to me,
or die in the cold dark.
Copy !req
747. - Save yourselves.
No.
Copy !req
748. Solaris overrode Robot 7's program.
Copy !req
749. Robot 7 stole super-serum for Luthor.
Copy !req
750. Robot 7 must atone.
Copy !req
751. Forgive me.
Copy !req
752. What is this?
Copy !req
753. The natural enemy of a rogue sun.
Copy !req
754. Meet my pet Sun-Eater.
Copy !req
755. Abomination! Ohhh!
Copy !req
756. Give up, Solaris.
Copy !req
757. You can't beat him, there's no need—
Copy !req
758. You killed him.
Copy !req
759. The sky's normal again.
Copy !req
760. Superman must have—
Copy !req
761. Get out of the car, Miss Lane.
Everybody, now.
Copy !req
762. Jimmy OIsen and Lois Lane, right?
Copy !req
763. You two are so?ostmortem.
Copy !req
764. Mercy.
Copy !req
765. I don't think I have any left.
Copy !req
766. Give me one good reason
I shouldn't vaporize you.
Copy !req
767. The front-page story we're gonna write
about you for tomorrow's Daily Planet?
Copy !req
768. Hmm.
Copy !req
769. kent, what's the matter with you?
You look like hell.
Copy !req
770. I saw the whole thing, Perry.
Copy !req
771. I've got tomorrow's big story.
Copy !req
772. Just finished it.
Copy !req
773. Clark.
Copy !req
774. - He's not breathing.
- No.
Copy !req
775. He doesn't have a heartbeat, Lois.
Copy !req
776. Look at that.
Copy !req
777. He's the least of your worries.
Copy !req
778. You get the hell out of here, Luthor!
Copy !req
779. That's no way to talk
to the future savior of the Earth.
Copy !req
780. Who, by the way,
you sent to the electric chair.
Copy !req
781. The truth sent you to the chair.
Copy !req
782. I don't believe in truth.
Copy !req
783. You can't measure it
or hold it in your hands.
Copy !req
784. I mean, what is truth?
Copy !req
785. Lex, stop it.
I know what the power's like.
Copy !req
786. It's intoxicating, but there's more to it.
Copy !req
787. Use those super-senses.
Copy !req
788. Just think for a minute.
Copy !req
789. You can sto? trying to stall me.
Copy !req
790. Ah!
Copy !req
791. And you won't be needing
that infuriating signal watch any longer.
Copy !req
792. Superman won't be coming
to the rescue.
Copy !req
793. Too bad, because without him,
we're screwed.
Copy !req
794. Look at these pictures from our
Singapore desk, the sun is turning blue.
Copy !req
795. Don't you get it? Solaris double-crossed you
and poisoned the sun.
Copy !req
796. You vain, stupid Iittle man.
Copy !req
797. Stupid?
Copy !req
798. Lois.
Copy !req
799. Anyone else feel like acting out
against the most powerful man on Earth?
Copy !req
800. I do.
Copy !req
801. What are you trying to hide from me?
Copy !req
802. Gravity gun.
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803. Clark?
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804. I told you, Lois.
Copy !req
805. Superman.
Copy !req
806. Did you ever think
that it would end like this?
Copy !req
807. Me looking down on you?
Copy !req
808. Actually, I had the whole thing
figured to end pretty much exactly like this.
Copy !req
809. I've been on to you
since Robot 7 first malfunctioned.
Copy !req
810. Hard to stay in the air?
Copy !req
811. I just increased
your personal gravity 500 times.
Copy !req
812. That's not why I used the gravity gun, I—
Copy !req
813. No.
Copy !req
814. If I die, you die first.
Copy !req
815. Look.
Copy !req
816. Welcome to the new world.
Copy !req
817. Lay down your weapons
and you won't be hurt.
Copy !req
818. I'll be moving into the White House
Iater today.
Copy !req
819. I'll make my formal declaration then.
Copy !req
820. Ooh.
Copy !req
821. Can we have a show trial
before we put these traitors to death?
Copy !req
822. - Are you okay?
- Better than okay.
Copy !req
823. I can see
the entire electromagnetic s? ectrum...
Copy !req
824. and those must be atoms,
little clouds of possibility.
Copy !req
825. Einstein couldn't connect
the gravitational force to the other three...
Copy !req
826. but if he could have seen this...
Copy !req
827. It's so obvious.
Copy !req
828. Uncle Lex?
Copy !req
829. The fundamental forces
are yoked by consciousness.
Copy !req
830. Everything's connected.
Copy !req
831. Everyone.
Copy !req
832. And this is how he sees things
all the time.
Copy !req
833. Every day.
Copy !req
834. I don't know
if I should be worried or mortified.
Copy !req
835. It's a cruel joke.
Copy !req
836. The mechanistic clockwork of reality...
Copy !req
837. hinging on a? recious
impossible defiance of entro?y, on life.
Copy !req
838. And the clockwork doesn't care.
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839. It's like— Like it's all just us,
in here together.
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840. We're all we've got.
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841. You are embarrassing me
beyond therapy.
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842. You'II have to forgive him, Nasthalthia.
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843. He just figured out
how everything works.
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844. Gravity warps time.
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845. Superman tra? ped me
in a relativistic conundrum.
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846. He's trying to say his 24 hours
of su?er-powers just ran out.
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847. But it's only been a couple of hours.
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848. Relative to us.
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849. The gravity gun sped u? his clock a little.
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850. You think I didn't make more of the—?
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851. Looking for this?
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852. Give it back. I saw everything.
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853. I saw how to save the world.
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854. I could have made everyone see.
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855. If it wasn't for you,
I could have saved the world.
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856. If it had mattered to you, Luthor...
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857. you could have saved the world
years ago.
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858. You're right.
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859. Oh, your poor face.
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860. No one can repair the sun but me, Lois.
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861. I'm turning into pure energy...
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862. and I only have one chance
to save the world.
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863. That's all you've ever needed.
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864. I love you, Lois Lane...
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865. until the end of time.
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866. Are you sure you don't wanna s? eak
at the memorial service?
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867. Thousands of? eople are there
paying their respects.
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868. He's not dead.
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869. He's up there fixing the sun.
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870. And when he's done, he'll be back.
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871. And I'll be here waiting for him.
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872. Doomed planet.
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873. Des? erate scientists.
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874. Last hope.
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875. kindly couple.
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876. Superman.
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877. We all know the story, Luthor.
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878. Why did you ask to see me?
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879. If this is an escape attempt—
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880. I'd already be free.
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881. No, I've already accepted
my imminent execution.
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882. This is a confession.
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883. Forgive me, doctor, for I have sinned.
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884. A lot.
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885. You killed him.
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886. And my deathbed claims that I've seen
the error of my ways can't change that.
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887. But there is one thing that I can do
to honor his memory.
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888. "'A-A-C-C-A-T-T-A'"...
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889. - Is that—?
- A map of Superman's genetic code.
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890. I reverse-engineered it
from his 24-hour super-serum.
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891. I also finally figured out
how to replicate it.
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892. No.
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893. Of course, it will require an ovum
from a healthy human woman.
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894. They always said they wanted children.
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895. He's not dead.
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896. He's up there fixing the sun.
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897. And when he's done, he'II be back.
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