1. Charles, you have
finally lost your senses.Copy !req
2. This venture is impossible.Copy !req
3. For some. Gentlemen, the only way
to achieve the impossibleCopy !req
4. is to believe it is possible.Copy !req
5. That kind of thinking could ruin you.Copy !req
6. I'm willing to take that chance.Copy !req
7. Imagine trading posts
in Rangoon, Bangkok, Jakarta...Copy !req
8. The nightmare again?Copy !req
9. I won't be long.Copy !req
10. I'm falling down a dark hole,Copy !req
11. then I see strange creatures.Copy !req
12. What kind of creatures?Copy !req
13. Well, there's a dodo bird,
a rabbit in a waistcoat, a smiling cat.Copy !req
14. I didn't know cats could smile.Copy !req
15. Neither did I.Copy !req
16. And there's a blue caterpillar.Copy !req
17. Blue caterpillar.Copy !req
18. Do you think I've gone round the bend?Copy !req
19. I'm afraid so.
You're mad, bonkers, off your head.Copy !req
20. But I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.Copy !req
21. It's only a dream, Alice.
Nothing can harm you there.Copy !req
22. But if you get too frightened,
you can always wake up. Like this.Copy !req
23. Must we go?Copy !req
24. Doubt they'll notice if we never arrive.Copy !req
25. They will notice.Copy !req
26. Where's your corset?Copy !req
27. And no stockings.Copy !req
28. I'm against them.Copy !req
29. But you're not properly dressed.Copy !req
30. Who's to say what is proper?Copy !req
31. What if it was agreed that "proper"
was wearing a codfish on your head?Copy !req
32. - Would you wear it?
- Alice.Copy !req
33. To me, a corset is like a codfish.Copy !req
34. Please, not today.Copy !req
35. Father would have laughed.Copy !req
36. I'm sorry. I'm tired.
I didn't sleep well last night.Copy !req
37. Did you have bad dreams again?Copy !req
38. Only one.Copy !req
39. It's always the same,
ever since I can remember.Copy !req
40. Do you think that's normal?Copy !req
41. Don't most people
have different dreams?Copy !req
42. I don't know.Copy !req
43. There. You're beautiful.Copy !req
44. Now, can you manage a smile?Copy !req
45. At last. We thought you'd never arrive.Copy !req
46. Alice, Hamish is waiting
to dance with you. Go.Copy !req
47. You do realize it's well past 4:00.Copy !req
48. Now everything will have
to be rushed through.Copy !req
49. - I am sorry.
- Oh, never mind!Copy !req
50. Forgive my wife. She's been planning
this affair for over 20 years.Copy !req
51. If only Charles were here...Copy !req
52. My condolences.Copy !req
53. I think of your husband often.
He was truly a man of vision.Copy !req
54. I hope you don't think I've taken
advantage of your misfortunes.Copy !req
55. Of course not. I'm pleased
that you purchased the company.Copy !req
56. I was a fool for not investing in
his mad venture when I had the chance.Copy !req
57. Charles thought so, too.Copy !req
58. Hamish, do you ever tire of quadrille?Copy !req
59. On the contrary. I find it invigorating.Copy !req
60. Do I amuse you?Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. I had a sudden vision
of all the ladies in trousersCopy !req
63. and the men wearing dresses.Copy !req
64. I think you'll do best
to keep your visions to yourself.Copy !req
65. When in doubt, remain silent.Copy !req
66. Pardon us, sir.
Miss Kingsleigh is distracted today.Copy !req
67. Where's your head?Copy !req
68. I was wondering
what it would be like to fly.Copy !req
69. Why would you spend your timeCopy !req
70. thinking about
such an impossible thing?Copy !req
71. Why wouldn't I?Copy !req
72. My father said he sometimes believed
in six impossible thingsCopy !req
73. before breakfast.Copy !req
74. Come along.Copy !req
75. Alice, meet me under the gazebo
in precisely 10 minutes.Copy !req
76. We have a secret to tell you.Copy !req
77. If you're telling me,
then it's not much of a secret.Copy !req
78. - Perhaps we shouldn't.
- We decided we should.Copy !req
79. If we tell her, she won't be surprised.Copy !req
80. - Will you be surprised?
- Not if you tell me.Copy !req
81. But now you've brought it up,
you have to.Copy !req
82. - No, we don't.
- In fact, we won't.Copy !req
83. I wonder if your mother knowsCopy !req
84. that you two swim naked
in the Havershims' pond.Copy !req
85. - You wouldn't.
- Oh, but I would.Copy !req
86. There's your mother right now.Copy !req
87. Hamish is going to ask for your hand.Copy !req
88. You've ruined the surprise!Copy !req
89. I could strangle them!Copy !req
90. Everyone went to so much effort
to keep the secret.Copy !req
91. Does everyone know?Copy !req
92. It's why they've all come.
This is your engagement party.Copy !req
93. Hamish will ask you under the gazebo.
When you say yes...Copy !req
94. But I don't know
if I want to marry Hamish.Copy !req
95. Who, then?
You won't do better than a lord.Copy !req
96. You'll soon be 20, Alice.
That pretty face won't last forever.Copy !req
97. You don't want to end up
like Aunt Imogene.Copy !req
98. And you don't want to be a burden
on Mother, do you?Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. So you'll marry Hamish.Copy !req
101. You will be as happy
as I am with Lowell,Copy !req
102. and your life will be perfect.Copy !req
103. It's already decided.Copy !req
104. Alice, dear.Copy !req
105. I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
106. Shall we take a leisurely stroll
through the garden, just you and me?Copy !req
107. Do you know what I've always dreaded?Copy !req
108. The decline of the aristocracy?Copy !req
109. Ugly grandchildren. But you're lovely.Copy !req
110. You're bound to produce
little... Imbeciles!Copy !req
111. The gardeners have
planted white rosesCopy !req
112. when I specifically asked for red.Copy !req
113. You could always paint the roses red.Copy !req
114. What an odd thing to say.Copy !req
115. You should know that my son
has extremely delicate digestion.Copy !req
116. - Did you see that?
- See what?Copy !req
117. - It was a rabbit, I think.
- Nasty things.Copy !req
118. I do enjoy setting the dogs on them.Copy !req
119. If you serve Hamish the wrong foods,
he could get a blockage.Copy !req
120. Did you see it that time?Copy !req
121. - See what?
- The rabbit.Copy !req
122. Don't shout.Copy !req
123. Now, pay attention.
Hamish said you were easily distracted.Copy !req
124. - What was I saying?
- Hamish has a blockage.Copy !req
125. I couldn't be more interested,
but you'll have to excuse me.Copy !req
126. Aunt Imogene.Copy !req
127. I think I'm going mad.
I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.Copy !req
128. I can't be bothered
with your fancy rabbit now.Copy !req
129. I'm waiting for my fiancé.Copy !req
130. - You have a fiancé?Copy !req
131. There! Did you see it?Copy !req
132. He's a prince.Copy !req
133. But, alas, he cannot marry me
unless he renounces his throne.Copy !req
134. It's tragic, isn't it?Copy !req
135. Very.Copy !req
136. Lowell?Copy !req
137. Alice. We were just...Copy !req
138. Hattie's an old friend.Copy !req
139. I can see you're very close.Copy !req
140. Look, you won't mention this
to your sister, will you?Copy !req
141. I don't know. I'm confused.
I need time to think.Copy !req
142. Well, think about Margaret.
She'd never trust me again.Copy !req
143. You don't want to ruin her marriage,
do you?Copy !req
144. Me?Copy !req
145. But I'm not the one who's
sneaking around behind her back.Copy !req
146. There you are.Copy !req
147. Alice Kingsleigh...Copy !req
148. Hamish.Copy !req
149. What is it?Copy !req
150. You have a caterpillar
on your shoulder.Copy !req
151. Ew.Copy !req
152. Don't hurt it.Copy !req
153. You'll want to wash that finger.Copy !req
154. Alice Kingsleigh,Copy !req
155. will you be my wife?Copy !req
156. Well,Copy !req
157. everyone expects me to,Copy !req
158. and you're a lord.Copy !req
159. My face won't last,
and I don't want to end up like...Copy !req
160. But this is happening so quickly. I...Copy !req
161. I think I...Copy !req
162. I think I...Copy !req
163. I need a moment.Copy !req
164. Hello.Copy !req
165. It's only a dream.Copy !req
166. You'd think she would
remember all this from the first time.Copy !req
167. You've brought the wrong Alice.Copy !req
168. No, she's the right one.
I'm certain of it.Copy !req
169. She's the wrong Alice.Copy !req
170. Give her a chance.Copy !req
171. Curiouser and curiouser.Copy !req
172. I told you she's the right Alice.Copy !req
173. I am not convinced.Copy !req
174. How is that for gratitude?Copy !req
175. I've been up there for weeks,
trailing one Alice after the next,Copy !req
176. and I was almost eaten
by other animals.Copy !req
177. Can you imagine?Copy !req
178. They go about entirely unclothed,
and they do their shukm in public.Copy !req
179. - I had to avert my eyes.
- Doesn't look anything like herself.Copy !req
180. That's because she's the wrong Alice.Copy !req
181. - If she was, she might be.
- If she isn't, she ain't.Copy !req
182. - But if she were so, she would be.
- But she isn't, nohow.Copy !req
183. How can I be the wrong Alice
when this is my dream?Copy !req
184. And who are you, if I might ask?Copy !req
185. Oh, I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.Copy !req
186. Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum,
he's Tweedledee.Copy !req
187. We should consult Absolem.Copy !req
188. Exactly. Absolem will know who she is.Copy !req
189. - I'll escort you.
- Hey, it's not being your turn.Copy !req
190. So unfair.Copy !req
191. - Hey, leave off!
- Let go!Copy !req
192. - Are they always this way?
- Family trait.Copy !req
193. You can both escort her.Copy !req
194. - Who is this Absolem?
- He's wise. He's absolute.Copy !req
195. He's Absolem.Copy !req
196. Who are you?Copy !req
197. Absolem?Copy !req
198. You're not Absolem, I'm Absolem.
The question is, who are you?Copy !req
199. Alice.Copy !req
200. We shall see.Copy !req
201. What do you mean by that?
I ought to know who I am.Copy !req
202. Yes, you ought, stupid girl.
Unroll the Oraculum.Copy !req
203. The Oraculum, being a calendrical
compendium of Underland.Copy !req
204. - It's a calendar.
- Compendium.Copy !req
205. It tells of each and every day
since the Beginning.Copy !req
206. Today is Griblig Day
in the time of the Red Queen.Copy !req
207. Show her the Frabjous Day.Copy !req
208. Mmm. Yeah, Frabjous being the day
you slay the Jabberwocky.Copy !req
209. Sorry? Slay a what?Copy !req
210. Oh, yeah. That being you, there,
with the Vorpal sword.Copy !req
211. No other swords can kill
the Jabberwocky, nohow.Copy !req
212. If it ain't Vorpal, it ain't dead.Copy !req
213. That's not me!Copy !req
214. I know!Copy !req
215. Resolve this for us, Absolem.
Is she the right Alice?Copy !req
216. Not hardly.Copy !req
217. - I told you.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
218. - I said so.
- I said so.Copy !req
219. Contrariwise,
you said she might be.Copy !req
220. No, you said she would be if she was.Copy !req
221. Little impostor. Pretending
to be Alice. She should be ashamed.Copy !req
222. I was so certain of you.Copy !req
223. I'm sorry.
I don't mean to be the wrong Alice.Copy !req
224. Wait, this is my dream.Copy !req
225. I'm going to wake up now
and you'll all disappear.Copy !req
226. That's odd.
Pinching usually does the trick.Copy !req
227. I could stick you, if that would help.Copy !req
228. - It might, actually. Thank you.
- My pleasure.Copy !req
229. - Bandersnatch!
- Bandersnatch!Copy !req
230. Wait.Copy !req
231. It's only a dream. Nothing can hurt me.Copy !req
232. What's she doing?Copy !req
233. Can't hurt me. Can't hurt me.Copy !req
234. Run, you great lug!Copy !req
235. This way, east to Queast.Copy !req
236. No, south to Snud.Copy !req
237. No. No, no. This way.Copy !req
238. Someone has stolen three of my tarts!Copy !req
239. - Did you steal them?
- No, Your Majesty.Copy !req
240. - Did you?
- No, Your Majesty.Copy !req
241. - Did you steal them?
- No, Your Majesty.Copy !req
242. Did you steal my tarts?Copy !req
243. No, Your Majesty.Copy !req
244. Squimberry juice.Copy !req
245. - I was so hungry! I didn't mean to!
- Off with his head!Copy !req
246. My family! Oh, please, please don't!Copy !req
247. No! I have little ones to look after!Copy !req
248. Go to his house
and collect the little ones.Copy !req
249. I love tadpoles on toast
almost as much as I love caviar.Copy !req
250. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
251. Drink!Copy !req
252. Majesty?Copy !req
253. Ilosovic Stayne, you knave,
where have you been lurking?Copy !req
254. Majesty, I have found the Oraculum.Copy !req
255. That? Looks so ordinary for an oracle.Copy !req
256. Look here, on the Frabjous Day.Copy !req
257. I'd know that tangled mess
of hair anywhere.Copy !req
258. Is it Alice?Copy !req
259. I believe it is.Copy !req
260. What's she doing
with my darling Jabberwocky?Copy !req
261. She appears to be slaying it.Copy !req
262. She killed my Jabber-baby-wocky?Copy !req
263. Not yet, but it will happen
if we don't stop her.Copy !req
264. Find Alice, Stayne. Find her!Copy !req
265. Find the scent of human girl
and earn your freedom.Copy !req
266. For my wife and pups, as well?Copy !req
267. Everyone will go home.Copy !req
268. Dogs will believe anything.Copy !req
269. It looks like you ran afoul of something
with wicked claws.Copy !req
270. And I'm still dreaming.Copy !req
271. What did that to you?Copy !req
272. - Banner or Bander...
- The Bandersnatch?Copy !req
273. Well, I'd better have a look.Copy !req
274. What are you doing?Copy !req
275. It needs to be purified
by someone with evaporating skills,Copy !req
276. or it will fester and putrefy.Copy !req
277. I'd rather you didn't.
I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.Copy !req
278. At least let me bind it for you.Copy !req
279. - What do you call yourself?
- Alice.Copy !req
280. The Alice?Copy !req
281. - There's been some debate about that.
- I never get involved in politics.Copy !req
282. You'd best be on your way.Copy !req
283. What way? All I want to do is
wake up from this dream.Copy !req
284. Fine.Copy !req
285. Then I'll take you to the Hare
and the Hatter, but that's the end of it.Copy !req
286. Coming?Copy !req
287. Watch what you're doing!Copy !req
288. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
289. Okay, okay. All right.Copy !req
290. It's you.Copy !req
291. No, it's not.
McTwisp brought us the wrong Alice.Copy !req
292. It's the wrong Alice!Copy !req
293. It's absolutely Alice.Copy !req
294. You're absolutely Alice.
I'd know you anywhere.Copy !req
295. I'd know him anywhere.Copy !req
296. Well, as you can see,
we're still having tea.Copy !req
297. And it's all because I was obliged
to kill Time waiting for your return.Copy !req
298. You're terribly late, you know. Naughty.Copy !req
299. Well, anyway, Time became
quite offended and stopped altogether.Copy !req
300. Not a tick ever since.Copy !req
301. - Cup.
- Time can be funny in dreams.Copy !req
302. Yes, yes, of course,
but now you're back, you see,Copy !req
303. and we need to get on
to the Frabjous Day.Copy !req
304. - Frabjous Day!
- Frabjous Day!Copy !req
305. I'm investigating things
that begin with the letter "M."Copy !req
306. Have you any idea
why a raven is like a writing desk?Copy !req
307. - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
- Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!Copy !req
308. - What?
- Down with the Bloody Big Head,Copy !req
309. the Bloody Big Head
being the Red Queen.Copy !req
310. Come, come. We simply must
commence with the slaying and such.Copy !req
311. Therefore, it is high time
to forgive and forgetCopy !req
312. or forget and forgive,
whichever comes firstCopy !req
313. or is, in any case, most convenient.
I'm waiting.Copy !req
314. Hey.
It's tick-tick... It's ticking again.Copy !req
315. All this talk of blood and slaying
has put me off my tea.Copy !req
316. Ah.Copy !req
317. The entire world is falling to ruin
and poor Chessur's off his tea.Copy !req
318. What happened that day
was not my fault.Copy !req
319. Oh, dear.Copy !req
320. You ran out on them
to save your own skin,Copy !req
321. you guddler's scuttish pilgar lickering
shukm juggling sluking urpal.Copy !req
322. Bar lom muck egg brimni!Copy !req
323. Hatter!Copy !req
324. - Thank you.
- Meow.Copy !req
325. I'm fine.Copy !req
326. What's wrong with you, Tarrant?
You used to be the life of the party.Copy !req
327. You used to do the best Futterwacken
in all of Witzend.Copy !req
328. - Futter what?
- Futterwacken!Copy !req
329. It's a dance.Copy !req
330. On the Frabjous Day,Copy !req
331. when the White Queen
once again wears the crown,Copy !req
332. on that day,
I shall Futterwacken vigorously.Copy !req
333. Oh, no.Copy !req
334. Uh-oh.Copy !req
335. The Knave.Copy !req
336. Goodbye.Copy !req
337. Hide her!Copy !req
338. Drink this quickly.Copy !req
339. Quick! Hide her!Copy !req
340. Oh, dear.Copy !req
341. Aye.Copy !req
342. Mind your head.Copy !req
343. Let me out!Copy !req
344. Well, if it's not my favorite
trio of lunatics.Copy !req
345. Would you like to join us?Copy !req
346. You're all late for tea!Copy !req
347. We're looking for the girl called Alice.Copy !req
348. Speaking of the Queen, here is a little
song we used to sing in her honor.Copy !req
349. - Twinkle Twinkle little bat
- Twinkle Twinkle little batCopy !req
350. - How I wonder where you're at
- How I wonder where you're atCopy !req
351. - Up a...
- Up a...Copy !req
352. If you're hiding her,
you'll lose your heads.Copy !req
353. Already lost them.Copy !req
354. All together now!Copy !req
355. - Up above the world you fly
- Up above the world you flyCopy !req
356. - Like a tea tray in the sky
- Like a tea tray in the skyCopy !req
357. - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
- Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkleCopy !req
358. - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle
- Twinkle, twinkle, twinkleCopy !req
359. - Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
- Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...Copy !req
360. Oh!Copy !req
361. Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!Copy !req
362. Would you like some cream?Copy !req
363. - Would you like a slice of Battenberg?
- Follow the bloodhound.Copy !req
364. - Sugar?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
365. - Oh, that's lovely.
- You're all mad.Copy !req
366. Thanks very much.Copy !req
367. Pass the scones, please.Copy !req
368. - That one there.
- Oh! Pardon.Copy !req
369. Yes.
- Yep, aye.Copy !req
370. One moment.Copy !req
371. There. Yes.Copy !req
372. Try this on for size.Copy !req
373. Oh.Copy !req
374. I like it.Copy !req
375. Good thing the bloodhound
is one of us, or you'd be...Copy !req
376. What do they want with me?Copy !req
377. Wait a minute,
best take her to the White Queen.Copy !req
378. She'll be safe there. Spoon...Copy !req
379. Your carriage, milady.Copy !req
380. - The hat?
- Of course.Copy !req
381. Anyone can go by horse or rail,Copy !req
382. but the absolute best way to travel
is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?Copy !req
383. Oh, I love traveling by hat.Copy !req
384. Mally. Just Alice, please.
Fairfarren, all.Copy !req
385. What do you mean? Wait. Gae!Copy !req
386. "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabeCopy !req
387. "All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe"Copy !req
388. Sorry, what was that?Copy !req
389. What was what?Copy !req
390. "The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame
Jaws that bite and claws that catch!Copy !req
391. "'Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
And the frumious Bandersnatch! 'Copy !req
392. "He took his Vorpal sword in hand
The Vorpal blade went snicker-snack!Copy !req
393. "He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back"Copy !req
394. It's all about you, you know.Copy !req
395. I'm not slaying anything.
I don't slay, so put it out of your mind.Copy !req
396. Mind.Copy !req
397. Wait! You can't leave me here!Copy !req
398. You don't slay.Copy !req
399. Do you have any idea
what the Red Queen has done?Copy !req
400. You don't slay.Copy !req
401. I couldn't if I wanted to.Copy !req
402. You're not the same
as you were before.Copy !req
403. You were much more muchier.
You've lost your muchness.Copy !req
404. My "muchness"?Copy !req
405. In there. Something's missing.Copy !req
406. Tell me what Red Queen has done.Copy !req
407. It's not a pretty story.Copy !req
408. Tell me anyway.Copy !req
409. It was here.Copy !req
410. I was hatter to the White Queen
at the time.Copy !req
411. Hightopp clan have always
been employed at court.Copy !req
412. Hatter? Hatter!Copy !req
413. I'm fine.Copy !req
414. Are you?Copy !req
415. Did you hear that?
I'm certain I heard something.Copy !req
416. What?Copy !req
417. Oh! Red Knights.Copy !req
418. Go south to Trotter's Bottom.Copy !req
419. The White Queen's castle
is just beyond.Copy !req
420. Hold on tightly.Copy !req
421. Down with the bloody Red Queen!Copy !req
422. You were supposed to lead them away!
The Hatter trusted you!Copy !req
423. They have my wife and pups.Copy !req
424. - What's your name?
- Bayard.Copy !req
425. Sit!Copy !req
426. Would your name be Alice,
by any chance?Copy !req
427. Yes, but I'm not the one
that everyone's talking about.Copy !req
428. The Hatter would not have
given himself up just for any Alice.Copy !req
429. Where did they take him?Copy !req
430. To the Red Queen's castle
at Salazen Grum.Copy !req
431. We're going to rescue him.Copy !req
432. That is not foretold.Copy !req
433. I don't care.
He wouldn't be there if it weren't for me.Copy !req
434. The Frabjous Day is almost upon us.Copy !req
435. You must prepare
to meet the Jabberwocky.Copy !req
436. From the moment
I fell down that rabbit hole,Copy !req
437. I've been told what I must do
and who I must be.Copy !req
438. I've been shrunk, stretched, scratched
and stuffed into a teapot.Copy !req
439. I've been accused of being Alice and
of not being Alice, but this is my dream.Copy !req
440. I'll decide where it goes from here.Copy !req
441. If you diverge from the path...Copy !req
442. I make the path.Copy !req
443. Take me to Salazen Grum, Bayard,
and don't forget the hat.Copy !req
444. There's only one way across.Copy !req
445. Lost my muchness, have I?Copy !req
446. Bayard! The hat!Copy !req
447. Your Majesty.Copy !req
448. So sorry.Copy !req
449. Splendid shot!Copy !req
450. Where's my ball? Page!Copy !req
451. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
452. I want to help you.Copy !req
453. Well, if it isn't the wrong Alice.Copy !req
454. What brings you here? Mmm?Copy !req
455. I've come to rescue the Hatter.Copy !req
456. You're not rescuing anyone
being the size of a gerbil.Copy !req
457. Well, do you have any more
of that cake that made me grow before?Copy !req
458. Upelkuchen?
Actually, I might have some left.Copy !req
459. Not all of it!Copy !req
460. Oh, no! Stop! No, no, no, don't.
Don't do that!Copy !req
461. Page!Copy !req
462. Oh, dear.Copy !req
463. And what is this?Copy !req
464. It... It's a "who," Majesty. This is, um...Copy !req
465. Um?Copy !req
466. From Umbradge.Copy !req
467. What happened to your clothes?Copy !req
468. I outgrew them.
I've been growing an awful lot lately.Copy !req
469. I tower over everyone in Umbradge.
They laugh at me.Copy !req
470. So I've come to you, hoping you might
understand what it's like.Copy !req
471. My dear girl,Copy !req
472. anyone with a head that large
is welcome in my court.Copy !req
473. Someone find her some clothes!Copy !req
474. Use the curtains if you must,
but clothe this enormous girl.Copy !req
475. I need a pig here!Copy !req
476. I love a warm pig belly
for my aching feet.Copy !req
477. - Would you like one, Um?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
478. Sit!Copy !req
479. Sit!Copy !req
480. Go away.Copy !req
481. Where are my fat boys?
You must meet them.Copy !req
482. Fat boys!Copy !req
483. Oh. There they are.
Aren't they adorable?Copy !req
484. They have the oddest way of speaking.
Speak, boys. Amuse us.Copy !req
485. Go on.Copy !req
486. No.Copy !req
487. Speak!Copy !req
488. - Is that being...
- No, no, it isn't. Not a bit. No.Copy !req
489. Contrariwise, I believe it's so.Copy !req
490. No, it ain't so, nohow!Copy !req
491. I love my fat boys. Now, get out.Copy !req
492. - He did pinch me.
- He did pinch me.Copy !req
493. And who is this lovely creature?Copy !req
494. Um, my new favorite.Copy !req
495. - Well, does she have a name?
- Um.Copy !req
496. I believe your name
has slipped the Queen's mind.Copy !req
497. Her name is Um, idiot!Copy !req
498. From Umbradge.Copy !req
499. Any luck with the prisoner?Copy !req
500. He's stubborn.Copy !req
501. You're too soft. Bring him!Copy !req
502. We know Alice has returned
to Underland.Copy !req
503. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
504. I've been considering things
that begin with the letter "M."Copy !req
505. Moron, mutiny, murder, malice.Copy !req
506. We're looking for an "A" word now.
Where is Alice?Copy !req
507. Who, that wee little boy?
I wouldn't know.Copy !req
508. What if I take off your head?
Will you know then?Copy !req
509. Stop that.Copy !req
510. What a regrettably large head
you have.Copy !req
511. I should very much like to hat it.Copy !req
512. - Hat it?
- Yes.Copy !req
513. I used to hat
the White Queen, you know.Copy !req
514. Wasn't very much to work with,
poor dear.Copy !req
515. Her head is so small.Copy !req
516. It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.Copy !req
517. But this...Copy !req
518. What I could do
with this monument, this orb...Copy !req
519. Nay, this magnificently heroic globe.Copy !req
520. What could you do?Copy !req
521. Unbind him, Stayne.Copy !req
522. How can he work
if his hands are bound?Copy !req
523. Well, then,
shall it be a bonnet or a boater?Copy !req
524. Or something for the boudoir?Copy !req
525. Cloche, dunce hat, death cap, coif,
snood, barboosh, pugree, yarmulke,Copy !req
526. cockle hat, porkpie, tam o'shanter,
billycock, bicorne, tricorne, bandeau,Copy !req
527. bongrace, fan-tail, night cap,
Garibaldi, fez...Copy !req
528. Hatter.Copy !req
529. Fez?Copy !req
530. Leave us.Copy !req
531. The trees seem sad.Copy !req
532. - Have you been speaking with them?
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
533. Perhaps a bit more kindly.Copy !req
534. Would you all excuse me
for a moment? Thank you.Copy !req
535. - What news, Bayard?
- Alice has returned to Underland.Copy !req
536. - Where is she now?
- In Salazen Grum.Copy !req
537. Forgive me. I allowed her
to divert from her destined path.Copy !req
538. No, no, no, no. But that is exactly
where she will find the Vorpal sword.Copy !req
539. We have our champion.
Rest now. You've done well.Copy !req
540. Have you seen
a hat around here?Copy !req
541. You must find Alice, Stayne.Copy !req
542. Without the Jabberwocky,Copy !req
543. my sister's followers
will surely rise against me.Copy !req
544. Ugly little sister.
Why do they adore her and not me?Copy !req
545. I cannot fathom it.
You are far superior in all ways.Copy !req
546. I know.Copy !req
547. But Mirana can make anyone
fall in love with her.Copy !req
548. Men, women,Copy !req
549. Even the furniture.Copy !req
550. Even the King?Copy !req
551. I had to do it. He would have left me.Copy !req
552. Majesty, is it not better
to be feared than loved?Copy !req
553. Not certain anymore.Copy !req
554. Oh, let her have the rabble.
I don't need them.Copy !req
555. I have you.Copy !req
556. They're wonderful.Copy !req
557. You must let me try one on.Copy !req
558. It is good to be working
at my trade again.Copy !req
559. It's just a pity
you have to make them for her.Copy !req
560. What is the hatter with me?Copy !req
561. Hatter?Copy !req
562. Hatter.Copy !req
563. Have you any idea
why a raven is like a writing desk?Copy !req
564. I'm frightened, Alice.Copy !req
565. I don't like it in here.
It's terribly crowded.Copy !req
566. Have I gone mad?Copy !req
567. I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers.Copy !req
568. But I'll tell you a secret.
All the best people are.Copy !req
569. Here.Copy !req
570. That's better. You look yourself again.Copy !req
571. Hat man!
Where are my hats?Copy !req
572. I'm not a patient monarch!Copy !req
573. I'm told she keeps the Vorpal sword
hidden in the castle.Copy !req
574. The rabbit will help you.Copy !req
575. Find it, Alice.
Take it to the White Queen.Copy !req
576. We'll go to the White Queen together.Copy !req
577. Why is it you're always too small
or too tall?Copy !req
578. - Tweedles.
- Alice.Copy !req
579. - How do you do, again?
- Where's the rabbit?Copy !req
580. How is it you're being so great big?Copy !req
581. She ain't great big,
this is how she normal is.Copy !req
582. I'm certain she's smaller when we met.Copy !req
583. No, she drank the pishsalver
to get through the door, recall it?Copy !req
584. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
585. - Where's the rabbit?
- Over theres.Copy !req
586. - What are you doing here?
- I'm rescuing the Hatter.Copy !req
587. I'm rescuing the Hatter.Copy !req
588. He told me that the Vorpal sword
is hidden in the castle. Help me find it.Copy !req
589. I don't take orders
from big, clumsy, galumphing...Copy !req
590. Shoo!Copy !req
591. - What is it, McTwisp?
- I know where the sword is.Copy !req
592. The sword's hidden inside.Copy !req
593. Be careful, Alice.Copy !req
594. I know that smell.Copy !req
595. I'm not going in there.Copy !req
596. Look what that thing did to my arm.Copy !req
597. Dear, oh, dear.
Why haven't you mentioned this?Copy !req
598. It wasn't this bad before.Copy !req
599. Hatter? Where are you?Copy !req
600. Hatter?Copy !req
601. Mallymkun.Copy !req
602. Do you still have
the Bandersnatch eye?Copy !req
603. Right here.Copy !req
604. - I need it.
- Come and get it.Copy !req
605. Hey! Give it back!Copy !req
606. I like you, Um.Copy !req
607. I like largeness.Copy !req
608. Get away from me.Copy !req
609. I have your eye.Copy !req
610. No.Copy !req
611. You look stunning in that hat.Copy !req
612. Yes. Next.Copy !req
613. Your Majesty has never looked better.Copy !req
614. Another.Copy !req
615. Oh!Copy !req
616. I don't wish to alarm you,Copy !req
617. but it smells as though
you might have dropped something.Copy !req
618. Never mind him, he's mad.
Come along.Copy !req
619. Stayne!Copy !req
620. I suppose this makes us even now.Copy !req
621. Um forced herself on me.Copy !req
622. I told her my heart belongs to you,
but she's obsessed with me.Copy !req
623. Off with her head!Copy !req
624. Stand back, Mallymkun.Copy !req
625. How's this for muchness?Copy !req
626. No, no!
It mustn't be used for anything...Copy !req
627. Arrest that girl for unlawful seduction!Copy !req
628. Hatter!Copy !req
629. - Take it to the White Queen.
- I'm not leaving without you.Copy !req
630. Go!Copy !req
631. Run, Alice!Copy !req
632. Alice?Copy !req
633. Run!Copy !req
634. Seize her.Copy !req
635. Alice.Copy !req
636. Of course. Why didn't I see it?Copy !req
637. Well, it has been a long time,
and you were such a little tyke then.Copy !req
638. - Give me the sword.
- Stay back.Copy !req
639. The Queen will be so pleased.Copy !req
640. She will take great pleasure
in taking off your head.Copy !req
641. - Oh, Alice!
- Bayard! To Marmoreal.Copy !req
642. Majesty, Alice has escapedCopy !req
643. on the Bandersnatch,Copy !req
644. with the Vorpal sword.Copy !req
645. How could you let this happen?Copy !req
646. I may have underestimated her,
but we have her conspirators,Copy !req
647. the Hatter and a dormouse.Copy !req
648. Off with their heads!Copy !req
649. Welcome to Marmoreal.Copy !req
650. I believe this belongs to you.Copy !req
651. Mmm.Copy !req
652. The Vorpal sword is home again.Copy !req
653. The armor is complete.Copy !req
654. Now all we need is a champion.Copy !req
655. You're a little taller
than I thought you'd be.Copy !req
656. Blame it on too much upelkuchen.Copy !req
657. Oh.Copy !req
658. Come with me.Copy !req
659. Is the March Hare here?Copy !req
660. You're late
for your soup, you wee besom.Copy !req
661. - You're late for your soup.
- Could use some salt.Copy !req
662. Come here, you!Copy !req
663. Give me that here.
Choppy, chop, chop, chop.Copy !req
664. Leek and potato. Yes. That would be...Copy !req
665. Pishsalver. Let me think.Copy !req
666. A pinch of worm fat,Copy !req
667. urine of the horsefly,Copy !req
668. buttered fingers.Copy !req
669. My sister preferred to study
Dominion Over Living Things.Copy !req
670. Tell me, how does she seem to you?Copy !req
671. Perfectly horrid.Copy !req
672. - And her head?
- Bulbous.Copy !req
673. I think she may have
some kind of growth in there,Copy !req
674. something pressing on her brain.Copy !req
675. Three coins from a dead man's pocket,
two teaspoons of wishful thinking.Copy !req
676. You can't imagine the things
that go on in that place.Copy !req
677. Oh, yes, I can.Copy !req
678. But when a champion steps forth
to slay the Jabberwocky,Copy !req
679. the people will rise against her.Copy !req
680. That should do it.Copy !req
681. Blow.Copy !req
682. - Feel better?
- Much, thank you.Copy !req
683. There's someone here
who would like to speak with you.Copy !req
684. - Absolem?
- Who are you?Copy !req
685. I thought we'd settled this.
I'm Alice, but not that one.Copy !req
686. - How do you know?
- You said so yourself.Copy !req
687. I said you were not hardly Alice,Copy !req
688. but you're much more her now.Copy !req
689. In fact, you're almost Alice.Copy !req
690. Even so,Copy !req
691. I couldn't slay the Jabberwocky
if my life depended on it.Copy !req
692. It will.Copy !req
693. So I suggest
you keep the Vorpal sword on handCopy !req
694. when the Frabjous Day arrives.Copy !req
695. You seem so real.Copy !req
696. Sometimes I forget
that this is all a dream.Copy !req
697. Will you stop doing that?Copy !req
698. I've always admired that hat.Copy !req
699. Hello, Chess.Copy !req
700. Since you won't be needing it
anymore,Copy !req
701. would you consider
bequeathing it to me?Copy !req
702. How dare you?Copy !req
703. It is a formal execution.
I would like to look my best, you know.Copy !req
704. It is a pity about all this.Copy !req
705. I was looking forward
to seeing you Futterwacken.Copy !req
706. I was rather good at it, was I not?Copy !req
707. I really do love that hat.Copy !req
708. I would wear it
to all the finest occasions.Copy !req
709. I love a morning execution, don't you?Copy !req
710. - Yes, Your Majesty.
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
711. - I'd like to keep it on.
- Suit yourself.Copy !req
712. As long as I can get at your neck.Copy !req
713. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
714. Off with his head!Copy !req
715. I can't watch.Copy !req
716. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
717. Chess, you dog.Copy !req
718. - Madam,Copy !req
719. you are being heinously bamboozledCopy !req
720. by these lickspittle toadies
you surround yourselves with.Copy !req
721. What is that?Copy !req
722. I'm not the only one, Majesty. Look!Copy !req
723. A counterfeit nose.
You should be ashamed.Copy !req
724. Me? What about that big belly
you're so proud of?Copy !req
725. Liars! Cheats! Falsifiers!Copy !req
726. Off with their heads!Copy !req
727. The abused and enslaved
in the Red Queen's court,Copy !req
728. all of you stand up and fight!Copy !req
729. Rise up against the bloody Red Queen.Copy !req
730. - Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!
- Downal wyth Bluddy Behg Hid!Copy !req
731. Release the Jubjub Bird!Copy !req
732. You're right, Stayne,Copy !req
733. it is far better to be feared than loved.Copy !req
734. Come, boys. Quickly! Come on!Copy !req
735. Hatter!Copy !req
736. Come on, Mally, quickly.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
737. Prepare the Jabberwocky for battle.
We're going to visit my little sister.Copy !req
738. I had hoped
to have a champion by now.Copy !req
739. Why don't you slay
the Jabberwocky yourself?Copy !req
740. You must have the power.Copy !req
741. It is against my vows
to harm any living creature.Copy !req
742. We have company.Copy !req
743. Have a look, Bayard.Copy !req
744. Bielle.Copy !req
745. I'm so happy to see you.
I thought they were going to...Copy !req
746. So did I. But they didn't,
and now here I am, still in one piece.Copy !req
747. And I'm rather glad about that
now that I'm seeing you again.Copy !req
748. I would have regretted
not seeing you again,Copy !req
749. especially now that you're you,
and the proper size.Copy !req
750. And it's a good size. It's a great size.
It's a right proper Alice size!Copy !req
751. - Hatter.
- Size. Fez. I'm fine.Copy !req
752. Where's your hat?Copy !req
753. Mmm.Copy !req
754. - Cheshire.
- How's the arm, love?Copy !req
755. All healed.Copy !req
756. Goodbye, sweet hat.Copy !req
757. Have you any idea
why a raven is like a writing desk?Copy !req
758. Let me think about it.Copy !req
759. You know what tomorrow is, don't you?Copy !req
760. Frabjous Day. How could I forget?Copy !req
761. Wish I'd wake up.Copy !req
762. - Still believe this is a dream, do you?
- Of course.Copy !req
763. This has all come from my own mind.Copy !req
764. Which would mean that I'm not real.Copy !req
765. Afraid so.
You're just a figment of my imagination.Copy !req
766. I would dream up someone
who's half-mad.Copy !req
767. Yes, yes. But you would have to be
half-mad to dream me up.Copy !req
768. I must be, then.Copy !req
769. I'll miss you when I wake up.Copy !req
770. Who will step forth to be champion
for the White Queen?Copy !req
771. That would be I.Copy !req
772. You have very poor evaporating skills.
I should be the one.Copy !req
773. I'll do it.Copy !req
774. - No, me.
- No, me.Copy !req
775. No other slayer, nohow.Copy !req
776. If it ain't Alice, it ain't dead.Copy !req
777. Alice, you cannot live your life
to please others.Copy !req
778. The choice must be yours,Copy !req
779. because when you step out
to face that creature,Copy !req
780. you will step out alone.Copy !req
781. Nothing was ever accomplished
with tears.Copy !req
782. Absolem?Copy !req
783. Why are you upside down?Copy !req
784. I've come to the end of this life.Copy !req
785. - You're going to die?
- Transform.Copy !req
786. Don't go. I need your help.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
787. I can't help you if you don't even know
who you are, stupid girl.Copy !req
788. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
789. My name is Alice. I live in London.Copy !req
790. I have a mother named Helen
and a sister named Margaret.Copy !req
791. My father was Charles Kingsleigh.Copy !req
792. He had a vision that stretched
halfway around the world,Copy !req
793. and nothing ever stopped him.Copy !req
794. I'm his daughter. I'm Alice Kingsleigh.Copy !req
795. Alice, at last.Copy !req
796. You were just as dim-witted
the first time you were here.Copy !req
797. You called it "Wonderland," as I recall.Copy !req
798. Wonderland.Copy !req
799. - What do you call yourself?
- Alice.Copy !req
800. The Alice?Copy !req
801. Then I'll take you to the Hare
and the Hatter, but that's the end of it.Copy !req
802. She's the right one.
I'm certain of it.Copy !req
803. Ah, Thackery, not at the table, please.Copy !req
804. Have some tea.Copy !req
805. You're not Absolem,
I'm Absolem, stupid girl.Copy !req
806. - What is this?
- I'm Tweedledee, he's Tweedledum.Copy !req
807. Contrariwise, I'm Tweedledum,
he's Tweedledee.Copy !req
808. You'd think she would
remember all this from the first time.Copy !req
809. Curiouser and curiouser.Copy !req
810. It wasn't a dream at all,
it was a memory.Copy !req
811. This place is real,
and so are you and so is the Hatter.Copy !req
812. And the Jabberwocky.Copy !req
813. Remember, the Vorpal sword
knows what it wants.Copy !req
814. All you have to do is hold on to it.Copy !req
815. Fairfarren, Alice.
Perhaps I will see you in another life.Copy !req
816. - Hello, Iracebeth.
- Hello, Mirana.Copy !req
817. On this, the Frabjous Day,
the Queens Red and WhiteCopy !req
818. shall send forth their champions
to do battle on their behalf.Copy !req
819. Oh, Racie. We don't have to fight.Copy !req
820. I know what you're doing.Copy !req
821. You think you can blink
those pretty little eyesCopy !req
822. and I'll melt,
just like Mummy and Daddy did.Copy !req
823. Please.Copy !req
824. No! It is my crown! I am the eldest!Copy !req
825. Jabberwocky!Copy !req
826. This is impossible.Copy !req
827. Only if you believe it is.Copy !req
828. Sometimes I believe as many as six
impossible things before breakfast.Copy !req
829. That is an excellent practice.Copy !req
830. However, just at the moment,Copy !req
831. you really might want
to focus on the Jabberwocky.Copy !req
832. Where's your champion, Sister?Copy !req
833. Here.Copy !req
834. Hello, Um.Copy !req
835. Six impossible things.
Count them, Alice.Copy !req
836. One, there's a potion
that can make you shrink.Copy !req
837. Two, and a cake
that can make you grow.Copy !req
838. So, my old foe,
we meet on the battlefield once again.Copy !req
839. We've never met.Copy !req
840. Not you, insignificant bearer.Copy !req
841. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.Copy !req
842. That's enough chatter.Copy !req
843. Three, animals can talk.Copy !req
844. Four, Alice,Copy !req
845. cats can disappear.Copy !req
846. Five,Copy !req
847. there's a place called Wonderland.Copy !req
848. Six,Copy !req
849. I can slay the Jabberwocky.Copy !req
850. The Hatter's interfering!
Off with his head!Copy !req
851. Off with your head!Copy !req
852. Kill her!Copy !req
853. We follow you no more,
Bloody Big Head.Copy !req
854. How dare you? Off with his head!Copy !req
855. Iracebeth of Crims, your crimes
against Underland are worthy of death.Copy !req
856. However, that is against my vows,Copy !req
857. therefore, you are banished
to the Outlands.Copy !req
858. No one is to show you any kindness,
or ever speak a word to you.Copy !req
859. You will not have a friend in the world.Copy !req
860. Majesty, I hope you bear me no ill will.Copy !req
861. Only this one, Ilosovic Stayne,Copy !req
862. you are to join Iracebeth in banishmentCopy !req
863. from this day
until the end of Underland.Copy !req
864. At least we have each other.Copy !req
865. Majesty, please! Kill me! Please!Copy !req
866. But I do not owe you a kindness.Copy !req
867. - Take off my head!
- He tried to kill me.Copy !req
868. - Majesty! Please! Please!
- He tried to kill me.Copy !req
869. - I offer you my head!
- He tried to kill me!Copy !req
870. Oh, the Frabjous Day! Callou! Callay!Copy !req
871. - What is he doing?
- Futterwacken.Copy !req
872. Blood of the Jabberwocky.
You have our everlasting gratitude.Copy !req
873. And for your efforts on our behalf...Copy !req
874. - Will this take me home?
- If that is what you choose.Copy !req
875. You could stay.Copy !req
876. What an idea.
A crazy, mad, wonderful idea.Copy !req
877. But I can't.Copy !req
878. There are questions I have to answer,
things I have to do.Copy !req
879. Be back again before you know it.Copy !req
880. You won't remember me.Copy !req
881. Of course I will. How could I forget?Copy !req
882. Hatter, why is a raven
like a writing desk?Copy !req
883. I haven't the slightest idea.Copy !req
884. Fairfarren, Alice.Copy !req
885. She left me standing there
without an answer.Copy !req
886. A case of nerves, no doubt.Copy !req
887. - Alice.
- Good Lord.Copy !req
888. - Are you all right?
- What happened to you?Copy !req
889. I fell down a hole and hit my head.Copy !req
890. I'm sorry, Hamish. I can't marry you.
You're not the right man for me.Copy !req
891. And there's that trouble
with your digestion.Copy !req
892. I love you, Margaret, but this is my life.
I'll decide what to do with it.Copy !req
893. You're lucky to have my sister
for your wife, Lowell,Copy !req
894. and you be good to her.
I'll be watching very closely.Copy !req
895. There is no prince, Aunt Imogene.Copy !req
896. You need to talk to someone
about these delusions.Copy !req
897. I happen to love rabbits,
especially white ones.Copy !req
898. Don't worry, Mother,Copy !req
899. I'll find something useful
to do with my life.Copy !req
900. You two remind me of some funny boys
I met in a dream.Copy !req
901. - You've left me out.
- No, I haven't, sir.Copy !req
902. You and I have business to discuss.Copy !req
903. Shall we speak in the study?Copy !req
904. Oh. And one more thing.Copy !req
905. My father told me he planned to expand
his trade route to Sumatra and Borneo,Copy !req
906. but I don't think
he was looking far enough.Copy !req
907. Why not go all the way to China?Copy !req
908. It's vast, the culture is rich,
and we have a foothold in Hong Kong.Copy !req
909. To be the first to trade with China,
can you imagine it?Copy !req
910. You know, if anybody else
had said that to me,Copy !req
911. I'd say, "You've lost your senses."Copy !req
912. But I've seen that look before.Copy !req
913. Well, as you're not going to be
my daughter-in-law,Copy !req
914. perhaps you'd consider becoming
an apprentice with the company.Copy !req
915. Hello, Absolem.Copy !req