1. ".. Wanted leaders, and had been of lateCopy !req
2. much accustomed
to usurpation and conquest."Copy !req
3. "Edwin and Morcar, the Earls of Mercia
and Northumbria declared for him,Copy !req
4. and even Stigand ..."Copy !req
5. - Alice.
- Hm?Copy !req
6. I'm listening.Copy !req
7. "And even Stigand,
the Archbishop of Canterbury,Copy !req
8. agreed to meet with William
and offer him the crown."Copy !req
9. "William's conduct at first was..."Copy !req
10. Alice.Copy !req
11. Will you kindly pay attention
to your history lesson.Copy !req
12. I'm sorry. But how can one
possibly pay attentionCopy !req
13. to a book with no pictures in it?Copy !req
14. My dear child, there are many good books
in this world without pictures.Copy !req
15. In this world, perhaps.Copy !req
16. But in my world the books
would be nothing but pictures.Copy !req
17. Your world? What nonsense.Copy !req
18. - Nonsense?
- Once more, from the beginning.Copy !req
19. That's it, Dinah.Copy !req
20. If I had a world of my own,
everything would be nonsense.Copy !req
21. Nothing would be what it is because
everything would be what it isn't.Copy !req
22. And, contrariwise,
what it is, it wouldn't be.Copy !req
23. And what it wouldn't be, it would.
You see?Copy !req
24. In my world, you wouldn't say "meow".Copy !req
25. You'd say, "Yes, Miss Alice."Copy !req
26. But you would.
You'd be just like people, Dinah.Copy !req
27. And all the other animals, too.Copy !req
28. In my world...Copy !req
29. Oh, Dinah. It's just a rabbit
with a waistcoat... and a watch.Copy !req
30. My fur and whiskers!
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!Copy !req
31. This is curious. What could
a rabbit possibly be late for?Copy !req
32. Please, sir.Copy !req
33. I'm late, I'm late
for a very important date.Copy !req
34. No time to say hello, goodbye.
I'm late, late, late.Copy !req
35. It must be awfully important,
like a party or something.Copy !req
36. Mr Rabbit. Wait!Copy !req
37. No, no, no, I'm overdue.
I'm really in a stew.Copy !req
38. No time to say goodbye, hello.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.Copy !req
39. My. What a peculiar place
to have a party.Copy !req
40. You know, Dinah,
we really shouldn't... be doing this.Copy !req
41. After all,
we haven't been invited...Copy !req
42. and curiosity often leads to trouble.Copy !req
43. Goodbye, Dinah. Goodbye!Copy !req
44. Oh...Copy !req
45. Well, after this I shall think nothing
of... of falling down stairs.Copy !req
46. Oh!Copy !req
47. Goodness. What if I should fall
right through the centre of the Earth...Copy !req
48. and come out the other side
where people walk upside down?Copy !req
49. But that's silly. Nobody...Copy !req
50. Oh!Copy !req
51. Mr Rabbit. Wait. Please.Copy !req
52. Curiouser and curiouser.Copy !req
53. Ow.Copy !req
54. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
55. Quite all right,
but you did give me quite a turn.Copy !req
56. - I was following...
- Rather good, what? Door knob, turn.Copy !req
57. - Please, sir.
- One good turn deserves another.Copy !req
58. - What can I do for you?
- I'm looking for a white rabbit.Copy !req
59. - So, if you don't mind...
- Eh?Copy !req
60. Oh.Copy !req
61. There he is. I simply must get through.Copy !req
62. Sorry. You're much too big.
Simply impassable.Copy !req
63. - You mean impossible.
- No, impassable. Nothing's impossible.Copy !req
64. - Try the bottle on the table.
- Table?Copy !req
65. Read the directions. Directly you'll be
directed in the right direction.Copy !req
66. "Drink me." Hm.Copy !req
67. Better look first, for if one drinks
much from a bottle marked "Poison",Copy !req
68. it's almost certain
to disagree with one sooner or later.Copy !req
69. - Beg your pardon?
- Just giving myself some good advice.Copy !req
70. But...Copy !req
71. Tastes like cherry tart.Copy !req
72. Custard, pineapple, roast turkey.Copy !req
73. Goodness!Copy !req
74. What did I do?Copy !req
75. You almost went out like a candle.Copy !req
76. But look. I'm just the right size.Copy !req
77. No use.
I forgot to tell you. I'm locked.Copy !req
78. Oh, no.Copy !req
79. - But, of course, you've got the key.
- What key?Copy !req
80. Don't tell me you've left it up there.Copy !req
81. Oh, dear.Copy !req
82. - Whatever will I do?
- Try the box, naturally.Copy !req
83. Oh!Copy !req
84. "Eat me." All right.Copy !req
85. But goodness knows what this will do.Copy !req
86. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
87. What did you say?Copy !req
88. I said a little of that went a long way.Copy !req
89. I don't think it's so funny.Copy !req
90. Now I shall never get out.Copy !req
91. Come, come, now. Crying won't help.Copy !req
92. I know, but I... I...
I just can't seem to stop.Copy !req
93. Hey. This won't do.Copy !req
94. Oh, oh, oh...Copy !req
95. This won't do at all.Copy !req
96. You, up there, stop!Copy !req
97. I say. Look.Copy !req
98. The bottle. The bott...Copy !req
99. Oh, dear. I do wish
I hadn't cried so much.Copy !req
100. Ahoy, and other nautical expressions.Copy !req
101. Land ho, by jove.Copy !req
102. - Where away, Dodo?
- Dodo?Copy !req
103. Three points to starboard.
Away, me hearties.Copy !req
104. Have you in port in no time at all now.Copy !req
105. Mr Dodo. Please. Please help me.Copy !req
106. Pardon me, but would you mind
helping me? Please?Copy !req
107. Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
108. Help me. Please.Copy !req
109. Help me.Copy !req
110. - I say, you'll never get dry that way.
- Get dry?Copy !req
111. Have to run with the others.
First rule of the caucus race.Copy !req
112. But how can I ...?Copy !req
113. That's better.
Have you dry in no time now.Copy !req
114. No one can ever get dry this way.Copy !req
115. Nonsense. I'm as dry as a bone already.Copy !req
116. - Yes, but...
- All right, let's have it now.Copy !req
117. Look lively.Copy !req
118. The white rabbit. Mr Rabbit.Copy !req
119. - My goodness. I'm late.
- Don't go away. I'll be right back.Copy !req
120. - I'm late.
- Don't step on the fish.Copy !req
121. Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.Copy !req
122. Mr Rabbit. Oh, Mr Rabbit.Copy !req
123. Oh, dear. I'm sure he came this way.Copy !req
124. Do you suppose he could be hiding?Copy !req
125. Hmm. Not here.Copy !req
126. I wonder...Copy !req
127. No. I suppose he must have...Copy !req
128. Why. What peculiar little figures.Copy !req
129. Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.Copy !req
130. If you think we're waxworks,
you ought to pay, you know.Copy !req
131. If you think we're alive,
you ought to speak to us.Copy !req
132. - That's logic.
- Well...Copy !req
133. It's been nice meeting you. Goodbye.Copy !req
134. - You're beginning backwards.
- First thing in a visit is to say...Copy !req
135. - That's manners.
- Really?Copy !req
136. Well my name is Alice
and I'm following a white rabbit, so...Copy !req
137. - You can't go yet.
- No, the visit has just started.Copy !req
138. - I'm very sorry.
- Would you like to play hide-and-seek?Copy !req
139. - Or Button? Who's got the button?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
140. If you stay long enough,
we might have a battle.Copy !req
141. That's very kind of you,
but I must be going.Copy !req
142. - Why?
- Because I'm following a white rabbit.Copy !req
143. - Why?
- I'm curious to know where he's going.Copy !req
144. Oh, she's curious.Copy !req
145. The oysters were curious, too,
weren't they?Copy !req
146. Aye, and you remember
what happened to them.Copy !req
147. Poor things.Copy !req
148. Why? What did happen to the oysters?Copy !req
149. - Oh, you wouldn't be interested.
- But I am.Copy !req
150. Oh, no.
You're in much too much of a hurry.Copy !req
151. Well,
perhaps I could spare a little time.Copy !req
152. You could? Well...Copy !req
153. "The Walrus and the Carpenter."Copy !req
154. Or "The Story of the Curious Oysters."Copy !req
155. Mr Walrus, said the carpenterCopy !req
156. My brain begins to perkCopy !req
157. We'll sweep this clear in half a year
if you don't mind the workCopy !req
158. Work?Copy !req
159. - The time has come
- The walrus saidCopy !req
160. To talk of other thingsCopy !req
161. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax
and cabbages and kingsCopy !req
162. And why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wingsCopy !req
163. Caloo, callay, no work todayCopy !req
164. We're cabbages and kingsCopy !req
165. Oysters, come and walk with usCopy !req
166. The day is warm and brightCopy !req
167. A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk
would be a sheer delightCopy !req
168. And should we get hungry on the way,
we'll stop and have a biteCopy !req
169. But Mother Oyster winked her eye
and shook her heavy headCopy !req
170. She knew too well this was no time
to leave her oyster bedCopy !req
171. The sea is nice, take my adviceCopy !req
172. - And stay right here
- Mum saidCopy !req
173. Yes, yes, of course, of course.Copy !req
174. But, ha-ha, the time has come,
my little friends,Copy !req
175. to talk of other thingsCopy !req
176. Of shoes and ships and sealing wax,
cabbages and kingsCopy !req
177. And why the sea is boiling hot
and whether pigs have wingsCopy !req
178. Caloo, callay, come run awayCopy !req
179. With cabbages and kingsCopy !req
180. Well, now, let me see.Copy !req
181. Ah. A loaf of bread
is what we chiefly need.Copy !req
182. And how about some pepper
and salt and vinegar, eh?Copy !req
183. Yes, yes. Splendid idea.
Very good indeed.Copy !req
184. Now, if you're ready, oysters, dear,Copy !req
185. we can begin the feed.Copy !req
186. - Feed?
- Oh yes.Copy !req
187. The time has come, my little friends,
to talk of food and thingsCopy !req
188. Of peppercorns and mustard seed
and other seasoningsCopy !req
189. We'll mix them all together
in a sauce that's fit for kingsCopy !req
190. Caloo, callay, we'll eat todayCopy !req
191. Like cabbages and kingsCopy !req
192. I, er, I weep for you, I...Copy !req
193. Excuse me, I deeply sympathiseCopy !req
194. For I've enjoyed your company
much more than you realiseCopy !req
195. Little oysters, little oystersCopy !req
196. But answer there came noneCopy !req
197. And this was scarcely odd
because they'd been eaten, every oneCopy !req
198. Hmm. Well, er...Copy !req
199. The time has comeCopy !req
200. The end.Copy !req
201. - That was a very sad story.
- Aye.Copy !req
202. - And there's a moral to it.
- Oh yes, a very good moral.Copy !req
203. If you happen to be an oyster.Copy !req
204. - Well, it's been a very nice visit.
- Another recitation.Copy !req
205. Entitled "Father William".Copy !req
206. First verse:Copy !req
207. In my youth,
Father William replied to his sonCopy !req
208. I'd do it again and again and again...Copy !req
209. I wonder who lives here.Copy !req
210. Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?Copy !req
211. - The rabbit.
- Mary Ann?Copy !req
212. No use, can't wait, I'm awfully late.
Oh me, oh my.Copy !req
213. Excuse me, sir,
but I've been trying to...Copy !req
214. - Mary Ann, what are you doing out here?
- Mary Ann?Copy !req
215. Don't just do something, stand there.Copy !req
216. - No, no. Go get my gloves. I'm late.
- For what? That's just what I...Copy !req
217. My gloves! At once! Do you hear?Copy !req
218. Goodness. I suppose
I'll be taking orders from Dinah next.Copy !req
219. Hmm. Now, let me see.Copy !req
220. If I were a rabbit,
where would I keep my gloves?Copy !req
221. Oh.Copy !req
222. Thank you. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
223. Oh, no, no. Not again.Copy !req
224. Mary Ann!Copy !req
225. You see here, Mary Ann.Copy !req
226. Help!Copy !req
227. Help!Copy !req
228. Help! Monster!Copy !req
229. Help! Assistance!Copy !req
230. - A monster, Dodo, in my house.
- Dodo?Copy !req
231. - My poor house.
- Steady, old chap.Copy !req
232. - Can't be as bad as all that.
- My poor roof and rafters.Copy !req
233. All my walls. There it is!Copy !req
234. By jove. Jolly well is, isn't it?Copy !req
235. Do something.Copy !req
236. Yes, indeed.
Extraordinary situation, but...Copy !req
237. But... but what?Copy !req
238. But I have a very simple solution.Copy !req
239. - Thank goodness.
- What is it?Copy !req
240. - Simply pull it out the chimney.
- Go ahead. Pull it out.Copy !req
241. Who? Me? Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
242. What we need is a...Copy !req
243. a lizard with a ladder.Copy !req
244. Oh! Bill! Bill, we need
a lazard with a lidder.Copy !req
245. - Can you help us?
- At your service, guv'nor.Copy !req
246. Bill, me lad,
have you ever been down a chimney?Copy !req
247. Guv'nor, I been down more chimneys...Copy !req
248. Excellent. You just pop down the chimney
and haul that monster out of there.Copy !req
249. Righto, guv'nor. Monster?Copy !req
250. Come now. That's better, m'lad.Copy !req
251. You're passing up a golden opportunity.Copy !req
252. I am?Copy !req
253. - You can be famous.
- I can?Copy !req
254. Of course. There's a brave lad.Copy !req
255. In you go, now.
Nothing to it, old boy.Copy !req
256. Simply tie your tail around
the monster's neck and drag it out.Copy !req
257. - But, guv'nor...
- Good luck, Bill.Copy !req
258. Well, there goes Bill.Copy !req
259. Poor Bill.Copy !req
260. Perhaps we should try
a more energetic remedy.Copy !req
261. Yes, anything, anything, but hurry.Copy !req
262. I propose that we...Copy !req
263. - Yes, go on. Yes? Yes?
- I propose that we...Copy !req
264. By jove, that's it.
We'll burn the house down.Copy !req
265. Yes. Burn the house...? What?Copy !req
266. Oh, no.Copy !req
267. Some kindling, just a stick or twoCopy !req
268. - This bit of rubbish ought to do
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
269. No, no. Not my beautiful bird house.Copy !req
270. We'll make it clear
that monsters aren't welcome hereCopy !req
271. - Oh me, oh my.
- A match. Thank you.Copy !req
272. No. My poor house and furniture.Copy !req
273. Oh, dear. This is serious.Copy !req
274. I simply must... A garden.Copy !req
275. Perhaps if I eat something,
it will make... me... grow small.Copy !req
276. Ow! Let go! Help!Copy !req
277. - I'm sorry, but I must eat something.
- Not me, you... you... barbarian.Copy !req
278. Help!Copy !req
279. Monster!Copy !req
280. Help!Copy !req
281. I'm late. Oh, dear. I'm here.
I should be there. I'm late.Copy !req
282. - I say, do you have a match?
- Must go. Goodbye, hello.Copy !req
283. - I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.
- Wait. Please wait.Copy !req
284. Ah, young lady, do you have a match?Copy !req
285. No, I'm sorry but... Mr Rabbit.Copy !req
286. No cooperation, no cooperation at all.Copy !req
287. Well, can't have monsters about.Copy !req
288. Jolly well have to carry on alone.Copy !req
289. Wait. Please. Just a minute.Copy !req
290. Oh, dear. I'll never catch him
while I'm this small.Copy !req
291. - Curious butterflies.
- Bread-and-butterflies.Copy !req
292. Yes, of course... Hm?Copy !req
293. Who do you suppose...?Copy !req
294. A horsefly. I mean, a rocking-horsefly.Copy !req
295. - Naturally.
- I beg your pardon, but did you ...?Copy !req
296. That's nonsense. Flowers can't talk.Copy !req
297. But of course we can talk, my dear.Copy !req
298. If there's anyone worth talking to.Copy !req
299. Or about.Copy !req
300. - And we sing, too.
- You do?Copy !req
301. Oh, yes. Would you like to hear
Tell It To The Tulips?Copy !req
302. - No, let's sing about us.
- We know one about the shy violet.Copy !req
303. - Not that old thing.
- Lovely lily of the valley.Copy !req
304. - A daisy duet?
- She wouldn't like that.Copy !req
305. Girls. We shall sing Golden Afternoon.Copy !req
306. That's about all of us.Copy !req
307. Sound your A, Lily.Copy !req
308. La!Copy !req
309. Me, me, me, me, me!Copy !req
310. La, la, la, la, la!Copy !req
311. - That was lovely.
- Thank you, my dear.Copy !req
312. What kind of garden do you come from?Copy !req
313. - I don't come from any garden.
- Do you suppose she's a wild flower?Copy !req
314. No, I'm not a wild flower.Copy !req
315. Just what specie or shall we say genus
are you, my dear?Copy !req
316. Well, I suppose you'd call me
a genus human us Alice.Copy !req
317. Ever see an Alice
with a blossom like that?Copy !req
318. Come to think of it,
did you ever see an Alice?Copy !req
319. And did you notice her petals?Copy !req
320. What a peculiar colour.Copy !req
321. And no fragrance.Copy !req
322. - Just look at those stems.
- Rather scrawny, I'd say.Copy !req
323. - I think she's pretty.
- Quiet, Bud.Copy !req
324. - But I'm not a flower.
- Ah-ha! Just as I suspected.Copy !req
325. She's nothing
but a common mobile vulgaris.Copy !req
326. Oh, no!Copy !req
327. - A common what?
- To put it bluntly, a weed.Copy !req
328. I'm not a weed.Copy !req
329. - You wouldn't expect her to admit it.
- Can you imagine?Copy !req
330. - Well, goodness.
- Don't let her stay and go to seed.Copy !req
331. - Go on.
- Please go.Copy !req
332. - We don't want weeds in our bed.
- Move along.Copy !req
333. All right. If that's the way
you feel about it.Copy !req
334. If I were my right size, I could pick
every one of you if I wanted to.Copy !req
335. And I guess that'd teach you.Copy !req
336. You can learn a lot of things
from the flowers.Copy !req
337. Seems to me they could learn
a few things about manners.Copy !req
338. Who are you?Copy !req
339. Well, I... I hardly know, sir.Copy !req
340. I've changed so many times, you see.Copy !req
341. I do not see.Copy !req
342. - Explain yourself.
- I'm afraid I can't explain myself.Copy !req
343. - Because I'm not myself, you know.
- I do not know.Copy !req
344. I can't put it any more clearly,
for it isn't clear to me.Copy !req
345. You? Who are you?Copy !req
346. Well, don't you think
you ought to tell me...Copy !req
347. who you are first?Copy !req
348. Why?Copy !req
349. Oh, dear. Everything is so confusing.Copy !req
350. - It is not.
- Well it is to me.Copy !req
351. - Why?
- I can't remember things as I used to.Copy !req
352. Recite.Copy !req
353. Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. Erm...Copy !req
354. How doth the little busy bee
improve each...Copy !req
355. Stop!Copy !req
356. That is not spoken correcitally.
It goes:Copy !req
357. How...Copy !req
358. How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tailCopy !req
359. And pour the waters of the Nile
on every golden scale?Copy !req
360. How cheer...Copy !req
361. How cheer...Copy !req
362. How cheerfully he seems to grinCopy !req
363. How neatly spreads his clawsCopy !req
364. And welcomes little fishes inCopy !req
365. With gently smiling jaws.Copy !req
366. I've never heard it that way before.Copy !req
367. I know. I have improved it.Copy !req
368. Well...Copy !req
369. - If you ask me...
- You?Copy !req
370. Who are you?Copy !req
371. You, there. Girl.Copy !req
372. Wait. Come back.Copy !req
373. I have something important to say.Copy !req
374. Oh, dear.Copy !req
375. I wonder what he wants now.Copy !req
376. Well?Copy !req
377. Keep your temper.Copy !req
378. - Is that all?
- No.Copy !req
379. Exatically what is your problem?Copy !req
380. It's exatically... exat...
It's precisely this.Copy !req
381. I should like to be
a little larger, sir.Copy !req
382. Why?Copy !req
383. After all, three inches
is such a wretched height.Copy !req
384. I am exatically three inches highCopy !req
385. and it is a very good height indeed!Copy !req
386. But I'm not used to it,
and you needn't... shout!Copy !req
387. Oh, dear.Copy !req
388. By the way,
I have a few more helpful hints.Copy !req
389. - One side will make you grow taller.
- One side of what?Copy !req
390. And the other side
will make you grow shorter.Copy !req
391. - The other side of what?
- The mushroom, of course!Copy !req
392. Hmm.Copy !req
393. One side will make me grow.Copy !req
394. But which is which?Copy !req
395. After all that's happened,
I... I wonder if I...Copy !req
396. I don't care.Copy !req
397. I'm tired of being
only three inches high.Copy !req
398. A serpent!Copy !req
399. Help! Serpent! Serpent!Copy !req
400. - But, please, please.
- Off with you. Shoo. Go away. Serpent!Copy !req
401. Serpent!Copy !req
402. But I'm not a serpent.Copy !req
403. Indeed? Then just what are you?Copy !req
404. - I'm just a little girl.
- Little? Little?Copy !req
405. Well, I am. I mean, I was.Copy !req
406. And I suppose
you don't eat eggs, either.Copy !req
407. - Yes, I do.
- I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
408. Serpent. Serpent!Copy !req
409. For goodness' sake.Copy !req
410. Hmm.Copy !req
411. - And the other side will...
- The very idea.Copy !req
412. Spend all my time laying eggs
for serpents like her.Copy !req
413. Goodness. I wonder
if I'll ever get the knack of it.Copy !req
414. There. That's much better.Copy !req
415. Better save these.Copy !req
416. Let's see. Where was I?Copy !req
417. I wonder which way I ought to go.Copy !req
418. Where in the world
do you suppose that...?Copy !req
419. - Lose something?
- Oh!Copy !req
420. No, I mean, I was just wonderingCopy !req
421. That's quite all right.Copy !req
422. One moment, please.Copy !req
423. Second chorus:Copy !req
424. - Why, you're a cat.
- A Cheshire cat.Copy !req
425. Wait. Don't go, please.Copy !req
426. There you are. Third chorus.Copy !req
427. No. Thank you, but I just wanted
to ask you which way I ought to go.Copy !req
428. Well, that depends
on where you want to get to.Copy !req
429. It really doesn't matter,
as long as I...Copy !req
430. Then it really doesn't matter
which way you go.Copy !req
431. Oh, by the way,Copy !req
432. if you'd really to know,
he went that way.Copy !req
433. - Who did?
- The white rabbit.Copy !req
434. - He did?
- He did what?Copy !req
435. - Went that way.
- Who did?Copy !req
436. - The white rabbit.
- What rabbit?Copy !req
437. But didn't you just say...
I mean... Oh, dear.Copy !req
438. Can you stand on your head?Copy !req
439. However, if I were looking
for a white rabbit,Copy !req
440. I'd ask the Mad Hatter.Copy !req
441. The Mad Hatter? No, I don't want...Copy !req
442. Or there's the March Hare
in that direction.Copy !req
443. Thank you. I think I shall visit him.Copy !req
444. Of course, he's mad, too.Copy !req
445. But I don't want to go among mad people.Copy !req
446. Oh, you can't help that.Copy !req
447. Most everyone's mad here.Copy !req
448. You may have noticedCopy !req
449. that I'm not all there myself.Copy !req
450. Goodness.
If the people here are like that,Copy !req
451. I must try not to upset them.Copy !req
452. How very curious.Copy !req
453. No room. No room.Copy !req
454. - No room.
- I thought there was plenty of room.Copy !req
455. It's rude to sit without being invited.Copy !req
456. I'll say it's rude.
It's very, very rude indeed.Copy !req
457. Very, very, very rude indeed.Copy !req
458. I'm very sorry.
But I did enjoy your singing.Copy !req
459. - I wonder if you could tell me...
- You enjoyed our singing?Copy !req
460. Oh, what a delightful child.Copy !req
461. I'm so excited.
We never get compliments.Copy !req
462. - You must have a cup of tea.
- Yes, indeed. The tea.Copy !req
463. - You must have a cup of tea.
- That would be nice.Copy !req
464. I'm sorry I interrupted
your birthday party. Thank you.Copy !req
465. Birthday? My dear child,
this is not a birthday party.Copy !req
466. Of course not.Copy !req
467. This is an unbirthday party.Copy !req
468. Unbirthday? I'm sorry,
but I don't quite understand.Copy !req
469. It's very simple.
30 days have Sep... No.Copy !req
470. An unbirthday...
If you have a birthday, then you...Copy !req
471. She doesn't know what an unbirthday is.Copy !req
472. How silly.Copy !req
473. Well...Copy !req
474. I shall elucidate.Copy !req
475. Statistics prove,
prove that you've one birthdayCopy !req
476. Imagine, just one birthday every yearCopy !req
477. But there are 364 unbirthdaysCopy !req
478. Precisely why we're gathered
here to cheerCopy !req
479. Then today is my unbirthday, too.Copy !req
480. - It is?
- What a small world this is.Copy !req
481. In that case...Copy !req
482. Twinkle, twinkle, little batCopy !req
483. How I wonder what you're atCopy !req
484. Up above the world you flyCopy !req
485. Like a tea tray in the skyCopy !req
486. - That was lovely.
- And now, my dear...Copy !req
487. You were saying
that you would like to see...Copy !req
488. Pardon me.Copy !req
489. You were seeking
some information of some kind?Copy !req
490. Yes. I'm looking for a...Copy !req
491. - Clean cup. Move down.
- But I haven't used my cup.Copy !req
492. Clean cup, clean cup, move down
Clean cup, clean cup, move downCopy !req
493. Would you like a little more tea?Copy !req
494. I haven't had any yet,
so I can't very well take more.Copy !req
495. You mean you can't very well take less.Copy !req
496. Yes. You can always take
more than nothing.Copy !req
497. - But I only meant that...
- And now, my dear...Copy !req
498. Something seems to be troubling you.Copy !req
499. - Won't you tell us all about it?
- Start at the beginning.Copy !req
500. Yes.Copy !req
501. And when you come to the end, stop.
See?Copy !req
502. Well, it all started while I was sitting
on the river bank with Dinah.Copy !req
503. Very interesting.Copy !req
504. Who's Dinah?Copy !req
505. Dinah's my cat. You see...Copy !req
506. Cat?Copy !req
507. Get the jam. Put it on his nose.Copy !req
508. On his nose.Copy !req
509. My goodness.
Those are the things that upset me.Copy !req
510. See all the trouble you've started?Copy !req
511. - I didn't think that...
- If you don't think, don't talk.Copy !req
512. Clean cup. Move down.Copy !req
513. - But I still haven't used...
- Move down, move down.Copy !req
514. And now, my dear, as you were sayingCopy !req
515. Oh, yes. I was sitting on the river bank
with you know who.Copy !req
516. I do?Copy !req
517. I mean my C-A-T.Copy !req
518. Tea?Copy !req
519. Just half a cup, if you don't mind.Copy !req
520. Come, come, my dear.
Don't you care for tea?Copy !req
521. Yes, I'm very fond of tea, but...Copy !req
522. You could at least
make polite conversation.Copy !req
523. I've been trying to ask you...Copy !req
524. I have an excellent idea.Copy !req
525. Let's change the subject.Copy !req
526. Why is a raven like a writing desk?Copy !req
527. Riddles? Let me see, now.Copy !req
528. Why is a raven like a writing desk?Copy !req
529. - I beg your pardon?
- Why is a raven like a writing desk?Copy !req
530. - Why is a what?
- Careful.Copy !req
531. - She's stark raven mad.
- It's your silly riddle. You said...Copy !req
532. - Don't get excited.
- How about a nice cup of tea?Copy !req
533. Have a cup of tea indeed!
I'm sorry, but I just haven't the time!Copy !req
534. The time? Who's got the time?Copy !req
535. No, no, no. No time, no time, no time.Copy !req
536. Hello, goodbye. I'm late, I'm late.Copy !req
537. - The white rabbit.
- I'm so late, I'm so very, very late.Copy !req
538. Well, no wonder you're late.
This clock is exactly two days slow.Copy !req
539. - Two days slow?
- Course you're late.Copy !req
540. My goodness.
We'll have to look into this.Copy !req
541. Ah-ha. I see what's wrong with it.
This watch is full of wheels.Copy !req
542. Oh, my poor watch.
Oh, my wheels and springs.Copy !req
543. - But, but, but...
- Butter, of course.Copy !req
544. It needs some butter. Butter!Copy !req
545. - Butter!
- Butter?Copy !req
546. Thank you. Butter. That's fine.Copy !req
547. No, no, no. You'll get crumbs in it.Copy !req
548. Oh, this is the very best butter.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
549. - Tea?
- I never thought of tea. Of course.Copy !req
550. - Not tea.
- Sugar?Copy !req
551. Sugar, just two spoons. Just two spoons.Copy !req
552. - Thank you.
- Please be careful.Copy !req
553. - Jam.
- Jam. I forgot all about jam.Copy !req
554. - Shows you what a person'll do.
- Mustard.Copy !req
555. Mustard, yes.Copy !req
556. Mustard? Don't let's be silly.Copy !req
557. Lemon, that's different.Copy !req
558. There. That should do it.Copy !req
559. - Look at that.
- It's going mad.Copy !req
560. - Oh, dear.
- It's going mad.Copy !req
561. Mad watch. Mad watch. Mad watch.Copy !req
562. Look.Copy !req
563. There's only one way
to stop a mad watch.Copy !req
564. It's two days slow, that's what it is.Copy !req
565. - My watch.
- It was?Copy !req
566. - And it was an unbirthday present, too.
- In that case...Copy !req
567. Mr Rabbit. Oh, Mr Rabbit.Copy !req
568. Now where did he go to?Copy !req
569. Of all the silly nonsense.Copy !req
570. This is the stupidest tea party
I've ever been to in all my life.Copy !req
571. I've had enough nonsense.
I'm going home, straight home.Copy !req
572. That rabbit.
Who cares where he's going anyway?Copy !req
573. If it hadn't been for him, I...Copy !req
574. Tulgey Wood?Copy !req
575. Curious. I don't remember this.Copy !req
576. Let me see.Copy !req
577. No, no, please. No more nonsense.Copy !req
578. Now, if I came this way,Copy !req
579. I should go back this way.Copy !req
580. Oh, I beg your pardon.Copy !req
581. Goodness. When I get home,
I shall write a book about this place.Copy !req
582. If I... If I ever do get home.Copy !req
583. Oh, erm... excuse me.Copy !req
584. Could one of you tell me...?Copy !req
585. Never mind.Copy !req
586. Oh, dear. It's getting dreadfully dark.Copy !req
587. And nothing looks familiar.Copy !req
588. I shall certainly be glad
to get out of...Copy !req
589. It would be so nice if something
would make sense for a change.Copy !req
590. Oh!Copy !req
591. "Don't step on the mome raths."Copy !req
592. The mome raths?Copy !req
593. A path! Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
594. I just knew I'd find one
sooner or later.Copy !req
595. If I hurry, perhaps I might even
be home in time for tea.Copy !req
596. Won't Dinah be happy to see me!Copy !req
597. I just can't wait till I...Copy !req
598. Oh, dear.Copy !req
599. Now I shall never get out.Copy !req
600. Well, when one's lost,Copy !req
601. I... I suppose it's good adviceCopy !req
602. to stay where you are
until someone finds you.Copy !req
603. But who'd ever think
to look for me here?Copy !req
604. Good advice.Copy !req
605. If... if I'd listened earlier,
I wouldn't be here.Copy !req
606. But...
But that's just the trouble with me.Copy !req
607. I give myself very good advice.Copy !req
608. Oh, Cheshire Cat, it's you.Copy !req
609. Whom did you expect?
The white rabbit, perchance?Copy !req
610. No, no, no. I'm through with rabbits.Copy !req
611. I wanna go home.
But I can't find my way.Copy !req
612. Naturally. That's because
you have no way.Copy !req
613. All ways here, you see,
are the queen's ways.Copy !req
614. - But I've never met any queen.
- You haven't? You haven't?Copy !req
615. Oh, but you must.Copy !req
616. She'll be mad about you,
simply mad.Copy !req
617. Please, please. How can I find her?Copy !req
618. Well, some go this way.Copy !req
619. Some go that way.Copy !req
620. But as for me, myself, personally,Copy !req
621. I prefer the short cut.Copy !req
622. Oh.Copy !req
623. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
624. Well, the fact is, miss,Copy !req
625. we planted the white roses
by mistake, and...Copy !req
626. Goodness.Copy !req
627. Oh, dear. Then let me help you.Copy !req
628. - The queen!
- The queen!Copy !req
629. - The queen!
- The queen!Copy !req
630. Cards, halt!Copy !req
631. Count off!Copy !req
632. One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, ten, jack.Copy !req
633. The rabbit.Copy !req
634. Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace,Copy !req
635. Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty,
the Queen of Hearts.Copy !req
636. - And the king.
- Hooray!Copy !req
637. Hmm!Copy !req
638. Who's been painting my roses red?Copy !req
639. Who's been painting my roses red?Copy !req
640. Who dares to paint with vulgar paint
the royal flower bed?Copy !req
641. For painting my roses redCopy !req
642. Someone will lose his headCopy !req
643. No, Your Majesty, please.
It's all his fault.Copy !req
644. Not me, Your Grace. The ace.Copy !req
645. - You?
- No. Two.Copy !req
646. - The deuce, you say?
- Not me. The trey.Copy !req
647. That's enough! Off with their heads!Copy !req
648. Silence!Copy !req
649. - Please, they were only trying...
- And who is this?Copy !req
650. Well. Well now, let me see, my dear.Copy !req
651. It certainly isn't a heart.
Do you suppose it's a club?Copy !req
652. Why, it's a little girl.Copy !req
653. - Yes. And I was hoping...
- Look up. Speak nicely.Copy !req
654. And don't twiddle your fingers.Copy !req
655. Turn out your toes. Curtsy.Copy !req
656. Open your mouth a little wider.Copy !req
657. And always say, "Yes, Your Majesty."Copy !req
658. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
659. Now, where do you come from
and where are you going?Copy !req
660. - I'm trying to find my way home.
- Your way?Copy !req
661. All ways here are my ways!Copy !req
662. Yes, I know. But I was just thinkingCopy !req
663. Curtsy while you're thinking.
It saves time.Copy !req
664. Yes, Your Majesty.
But I was only going to ask...Copy !req
665. I'll ask the questions!Copy !req
666. - Do you play croquet?
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
667. Then let the game begin!Copy !req
668. To your places!
By order of the king! Hurry!Copy !req
669. Shuffle deck!Copy !req
670. Cards, cut!Copy !req
671. Deal cards!Copy !req
672. Cards, halt!Copy !req
673. Silence!Copy !req
674. Off with his head!Copy !req
675. Off with his head. By order of the king.
You heard what she said.Copy !req
676. - You're next.
- But...Copy !req
677. - My dear.
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
678. Oh!Copy !req
679. Stop!Copy !req
680. Of all the impossible...Copy !req
681. - Do you want us both to lose our heads?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
682. Well, I don't.Copy !req
683. Huh?Copy !req
684. I say, how are you getting on?Copy !req
685. - Not at all.
- Beg pardon?Copy !req
686. - I said not at all.
- Who are you talking to?Copy !req
687. - A cat, Your Majesty.
- Cat? Where?Copy !req
688. There.Copy !req
689. - There he is again.
- I warn you, child.Copy !req
690. If I lose my temper, you lose your head.Copy !req
691. Understand?Copy !req
692. You know, we could
make her really angry.Copy !req
693. - Shall we try?
- No.Copy !req
694. - But it's loads of fun.
- No. Stop.Copy !req
695. Oh, no!Copy !req
696. Oh, my fur and whiskers.Copy !req
697. Oh, dear. Save the queen.Copy !req
698. Someone's head
will roll for this.Copy !req
699. Yours!Copy !req
700. - Off with her...
- But, consider, my dear.Copy !req
701. - Off with her...
- But, consider, my dear.Copy !req
702. Couldn't she have a trial... first?Copy !req
703. - Trial?
- Well, just a little trial?Copy !req
704. Very well, then.
Let the trial begin.Copy !req
705. Your Majesty,
members of the jury,Copy !req
706. loyal subjects,Copy !req
707. and the king.Copy !req
708. The prisoner is charged with enticing
Her Majesty the Queen of HeartsCopy !req
709. into a game of croquet and wilfully
and with malice aforethoughtCopy !req
710. teasing, tormenting
and otherwise annoying...Copy !req
711. Never mind all that! Get to the part
where I lose my temper.Copy !req
712. causing the queen to lose her temper.Copy !req
713. Now. are you ready for your sentence?Copy !req
714. Sentence? But there
must be a verdict first.Copy !req
715. Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.Copy !req
716. - But that just isn't the way...
- All ways are...Copy !req
717. Your ways, Your Majesty.Copy !req
718. Yes, my child.Copy !req
719. - Off with her...
- Consider, my dear.Copy !req
720. We've called no witnesses.
Couldn't we hear maybe one or two, huh?Copy !req
721. - Maybe?
- Oh, very well.Copy !req
722. But get on with it!Copy !req
723. First witness.
Herald, call the first witness.Copy !req
724. The March Hare.Copy !req
725. What do you know
about this unfortunate affair?Copy !req
726. - Nothing.
- Nothing whatever?Copy !req
727. - Nothing whatever!
- That's very important!Copy !req
728. Jury, write that down.Copy !req
729. Unimportant,
Your Majesty means, of course.Copy !req
730. Silence! Next witness.Copy !req
731. The Dormouse.Copy !req
732. - Well?
- Shh.Copy !req
733. What have you
to say about this?Copy !req
734. Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder...Copy !req
735. That's the most important
piece of evidence we've heard yet.Copy !req
736. Write that down!Copy !req
737. Twinkle, twinkle...Copy !req
738. Twinkle, twinkle. What next?Copy !req
739. The Mad Hatter.Copy !req
740. - Off with your hat!
- Oh, my.Copy !req
741. Where were you when
this horrible crime was committed?Copy !req
742. I was home drinking tea.Copy !req
743. Today, you know, is my unbirthday.Copy !req
744. Why, my dear,
today is your unbirthday, too.Copy !req
745. - It is?
- It is?Copy !req
746. It is?Copy !req
747. Oh, no.Copy !req
748. - Oh, Your Majesty.
- Yes, my dear?Copy !req
749. - Look. There he is now.
- What? Who?Copy !req
750. - The Cheshire Cat.
- Cat?Copy !req
751. Cat! Cat! C-c-c-c! Cat!Copy !req
752. - There he goes.
- This is terrible. Help.Copy !req
753. - Stop him.
- Catch him, somebody. Help me.Copy !req
754. - Get me the jam.
- The jam. By order of the king.Copy !req
755. - The jam.
- Let me have it.Copy !req
756. Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!Copy !req
757. Ah-ha!Copy !req
758. The mushroom.Copy !req
759. Off with her...Copy !req
760. Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you.Copy !req
761. Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards.Copy !req
762. Rule 42: all persons more than a mile
high must leave the court immediately.Copy !req
763. I'm not a mile high,
and I'm not leaving.Copy !req
764. Sorry. Rule 42, you know.Copy !req
765. And as for you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
766. Your Majesty indeed.
You're not a queen.Copy !req
767. You're just a fat, pompous,
bad-tempered old ty... tyrant.Copy !req
768. And er. what were you saying, my dear?Copy !req
769. Well, she simply said that you're a fat,
pompous, bad-tempered old tyrant.Copy !req
770. Off with her head!Copy !req
771. You heard what Her Majesty said.
Off with her head.Copy !req
772. Off with her head! Off with her head!Copy !req
773. You can't leave a tea party
without having a cup of tea.Copy !req
774. But I can't stop now.Copy !req
775. But we insist.
You must join us in a cup of tea.Copy !req
776. Off with her head!Copy !req
777. Mr Caterpillar. What will I do?Copy !req
778. Who are you?Copy !req
779. There she goes. Don't let her get away.Copy !req
780. Off with her head!Copy !req
781. Oh...Copy !req
782. - Still locked, you know.
- But the queen. I simply must get out.Copy !req
783. - But you are outside.
- What?Copy !req
784. See for yourself.Copy !req
785. Why, that's me. I'm asleep.Copy !req
786. Don't let her get away!
Off with her head!Copy !req
787. Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice.Copy !req
788. Please wake up, Alice.Copy !req
789. Alice, Alice, Alice...Copy !req
790. Alice, will you kindly pay attention
and recite your lesson?Copy !req
791. Hm?Copy !req
792. Oh! How doth the little crocodile
improve his shining tailCopy !req
793. - And pour the waters of...
- Alice, what are you talking about?Copy !req
794. - I'm sorry, but the caterpillar said...
- Caterpillar?Copy !req
795. Oh, for goodness' sake.Copy !req
796. Alice, I...
Oh, well. Come along. It's time for tea.Copy !req