1. I come from a land
From a faraway placeCopy !req
2. Where the caravan camels roamCopy !req
3. Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intenseCopy !req
4. It's barbaric, but hey, it's homeCopy !req
5. When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the westCopy !req
6. And the sand in the glass is rightCopy !req
7. Come on down, stop on by
Hop a carpet and flyCopy !req
8. To another Arabian nightCopy !req
9. Arabian nightsCopy !req
10. Like Arabian daysCopy !req
11. More often than not
Are hotter than hotCopy !req
12. In a lot of good waysCopy !req
13. Arabian nightsCopy !req
14. 'Neath Arabian moonsCopy !req
15. A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hardCopy !req
16. Out there on the dunesCopy !req
17. Salaam and good evening
to you, worthy friend.Copy !req
18. Please, please, come closer.Copy !req
19. Too close. A little too close.Copy !req
20. There.Copy !req
21. Welcome to Agrabah,Copy !req
22. city of mystery, of enchantment,Copy !req
23. and the finest merchandise
this side of the River Jordan,Copy !req
24. on sale today. Come on down.Copy !req
25. Look at this. Yes.Copy !req
26. Combination hookah and coffeemaker.
Also makes julienne fries.Copy !req
27. Will not break. Will not...Copy !req
28. It broke.Copy !req
29. Look at this.Copy !req
30. I have never seen
one of these intact before.Copy !req
31. This is the famous
Dead Sea Tupperware.Copy !req
32. Listen. Still good.Copy !req
33. Wait. Don't go.Copy !req
34. I can see that you're only interested
in the exceptionally rare.Copy !req
35. I think, then, you would be
most rewarded to consider this.Copy !req
36. Do not be fooled
by its commonplace appearance.Copy !req
37. Like so many things,
it is not what is outside,Copy !req
38. but what is inside that counts.Copy !req
39. This is no ordinary lamp.Copy !req
40. It once changed the course
of a young man's life.Copy !req
41. A young man who, like this lamp,
was more than what he seemed.Copy !req
42. A diamond in the rough.Copy !req
43. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale?Copy !req
44. It begins on a dark night,Copy !req
45. where a dark man waitsCopy !req
46. with a dark purpose.Copy !req
47. You are late.Copy !req
48. A thousand apologies, O patient one.Copy !req
49. You have it, then?Copy !req
50. I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.Copy !req
51. The treasure.Copy !req
52. Trust me, my pungent friend.Copy !req
53. - You'll get what's coming to you.
- What's coming to you.Copy !req
54. Quickly! Follow the trail.Copy !req
55. Faster.Copy !req
56. At last, after all my years of searching,Copy !req
57. the Cave of Wonders.Copy !req
58. Cave of Wonders.Copy !req
59. By Allah.Copy !req
60. Now, remember. Bring me the lamp.Copy !req
61. The rest of the treasure is yours,
but the lamp is mine.Copy !req
62. The lamp. The lamp.Copy !req
63. Jeez, where'd you dig this bozo up?Copy !req
64. Who disturbs my slumber?Copy !req
65. It is I, Gazeem, a humble thief.Copy !req
66. Know this.Copy !req
67. Only one may enter here,Copy !req
68. one whose worth lies far within.Copy !req
69. A diamond in the rough.Copy !req
70. What are you waiting for? Go on.Copy !req
71. No!Copy !req
72. Seek thee out the diamond in the rough.Copy !req
73. I can't believe it. I just don't believe it.Copy !req
74. We're never gonna get
a hold of that stupid lamp.Copy !req
75. Just forget it. Look at this.
I'm so ticked off that I'm moulting.Copy !req
76. Patience, lago. Patience.Copy !req
77. Gazeem was obviously
less than worthy.Copy !req
78. There's a big surprise.Copy !req
79. I think I'm gonna have a heart attack
and die from that surprise.Copy !req
80. What are we gonna do?
We got a big problem here, a big...Copy !req
81. Yes.Copy !req
82. Only one may enter.Copy !req
83. I must find this one, this...Copy !req
84. Diamond in the rough.Copy !req
85. Stop! Thief!Copy !req
86. I'll have your hands for a trophy,
street rat.Copy !req
87. All this for a loaf of bread?Copy !req
88. - There he is!
- You won't get away so easy!Copy !req
89. You think that was easy?Copy !req
90. You two, over that way,
and you, follow me.Copy !req
91. - We'll find him.
- Morning, ladies.Copy !req
92. Getting into trouble a little early
today, aren't we, Aladdin?Copy !req
93. Trouble? No way.
You're only in trouble if you get caught.Copy !req
94. - Gotcha.
- I'm in trouble.Copy !req
95. And this time...Copy !req
96. Perfect timing, Abu, as usual.Copy !req
97. - Abu.
- Come on. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
98. Gotta keep one jump
Ahead of the bread lineCopy !req
99. One swing ahead of the swordCopy !req
100. I steal only what I can't affordCopy !req
101. That's everythingCopy !req
102. One jump ahead of the lawmenCopy !req
103. That's all, and that's no jokeCopy !req
104. These guys don't appreciate I'm brokeCopy !req
105. - Riffraff
- Street ratCopy !req
106. - Scoundrel
- Take thatCopy !req
107. Just a little snack, guysCopy !req
108. Rip him open
Take it back, guysCopy !req
109. I can take a hint
Gotta face the factsCopy !req
110. - You're my only friend, Abu
- Who?Copy !req
111. It's sad Aladdin's hit the bottomCopy !req
112. He's become a one-man rise in crimeCopy !req
113. I'd blame parents
Except he hasn't got 'emCopy !req
114. Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eatCopy !req
115. Tell you all about it
When I got the timeCopy !req
116. One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doomCopy !req
117. Next time gonna use a nom de plumeCopy !req
118. There he isCopy !req
119. One jump ahead of the hit men
One hit ahead of the flockCopy !req
120. I think I'll take a stroll
Around the blockCopy !req
121. - Stop, thief
- VandalCopy !req
122. - Abu
- ScandalCopy !req
123. Let's not be too hastyCopy !req
124. Still I think he's rather tastyCopy !req
125. Gotta eat to live
Gotta steal to eatCopy !req
126. Otherwise we'd get alongCopy !req
127. WrongCopy !req
128. Get him!Copy !req
129. He's got a sword!Copy !req
130. You idiots. We've all got swords.Copy !req
131. - One jump ahead of the hoof beats
- Vandal!Copy !req
132. - One hop ahead of the hump
- Street rat!Copy !req
133. - One trick ahead of disaster
- Scoundrel!Copy !req
134. They're quick, but I'm much fasterCopy !req
135. Here goes, better throw my hand inCopy !req
136. Wish me happy landin'
All I gotta do is jumpCopy !req
137. And now, esteemed effendi, we feast.
All right.Copy !req
138. Here. Go on. Take it.Copy !req
139. Don't.Copy !req
140. On his way to the palace, I suppose.Copy !req
141. Another suitor for the princess.Copy !req
142. Out of my way, you filthy brats.Copy !req
143. Hey!Copy !req
144. If I were as rich as you,
I could afford some manners.Copy !req
145. I'll teach you some manners.Copy !req
146. Look at that, Abu.Copy !req
147. It's not every day you see
a horse with two rear ends.Copy !req
148. You are a worthless street rat.Copy !req
149. You were born a street rat,
you'll die a street rat,Copy !req
150. and only your fleas will mourn you.Copy !req
151. I'm not worthless.Copy !req
152. And I don't have fleas.Copy !req
153. Come on, Abu. Let's go home.Copy !req
154. Riffraff, street ratCopy !req
155. I don't buy thatCopy !req
156. If only they'd look closerCopy !req
157. Would they see a poor boy?Copy !req
158. No, sireeCopy !req
159. They'd find outCopy !req
160. There's so much moreCopy !req
161. To meCopy !req
162. Someday, Abu,
things are gonna change.Copy !req
163. We'll be rich, live in a palace,Copy !req
164. and never have any problems at all.Copy !req
165. I've never been so insulted.Copy !req
166. Prince Achmed.
You're not leaving so soon, are you?Copy !req
167. Good luck marrying her off.Copy !req
168. Jasmine.Copy !req
169. Jasmine!Copy !req
170. Confound it, Rajah.Copy !req
171. So, this is why
Prince Achmed stormed out.Copy !req
172. Oh, Father.Copy !req
173. Rajah was just playing with him.
Weren't you, Rajah?Copy !req
174. You were just playing
with that overdressed,Copy !req
175. self-absorbed Prince Achmed,
weren't you?Copy !req
176. Dearest, you've got to stop rejecting
every suitor who comes to call.Copy !req
177. The law says
you must be married to a princeCopy !req
178. by your next birthday.Copy !req
179. The law is wrong.Copy !req
180. You've only got three more days.Copy !req
181. Father, I hate being forced into this.Copy !req
182. If I do marry, I want it to be for love.Copy !req
183. Jasmine,Copy !req
184. it's not only this law.Copy !req
185. I'm not going to be around forever,
and, well, I...Copy !req
186. I just want to make sure
you're taken care of.Copy !req
187. Provided for.Copy !req
188. Please try to understand.Copy !req
189. I've never done a thing on my own.
I've never had any real friends.Copy !req
190. Except you, Rajah.Copy !req
191. I've never even been outside
the palace walls.Copy !req
192. But, Jasmine, you're a princess.Copy !req
193. Then maybe I don't want
to be a princess any more.Copy !req
194. Allah forbid you should
have any daughters.Copy !req
195. I don't know where she gets it from.Copy !req
196. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.Copy !req
197. Jafar.Copy !req
198. My most trusted advisor.Copy !req
199. I am in desperate need of your wisdom.Copy !req
200. My life is but to serve you, my lord.Copy !req
201. It's this suitor business.
Jasmine refuses to choose a husband.Copy !req
202. - I'm at my wit's end.
- Wit's end!Copy !req
203. Have a cracker, pretty Polly.Copy !req
204. Your Majesty certainly
has a way with dumb animals.Copy !req
205. Now, then,
perhaps I can divine a solutionCopy !req
206. to this thorny problem.Copy !req
207. If anyone can help, it's you.Copy !req
208. But it would require the use
of the mystic blue diamond.Copy !req
209. My ring?Copy !req
210. But it's been in the family for years.Copy !req
211. It is necessary to find
the princess a suitor.Copy !req
212. Don't worry.Copy !req
213. Everything will be fine.Copy !req
214. The diamond.Copy !req
215. Here, Jafar.Copy !req
216. Whatever you need will be fine.Copy !req
217. You are most gracious, my liege.Copy !req
218. Now, run along and play
with your little toys.Copy !req
219. Yes. That will be pretty good.Copy !req
220. I can't take it any more!Copy !req
221. If I gotta choke down on one more
of those mouldy, disgusting crackers...Copy !req
222. Calm yourself, lago.Copy !req
223. Then I'd grab him around the head.Copy !req
224. Soon I will be sultan,
not that addlepated twit.Copy !req
225. And then I stuff the crackers
down his throat.Copy !req
226. I'm sorry, Rajah.Copy !req
227. But I can't stay here
and have my life lived for me.Copy !req
228. I'll miss you.Copy !req
229. Goodbye.Copy !req
230. Okay, Abu. Go.Copy !req
231. Try this. Your taste buds
will dance and sing.Copy !req
232. Get your paws off that.Copy !req
233. Why, you...Copy !req
234. Get away from here,
you cursed, filthy ape!Copy !req
235. Goodbye.Copy !req
236. Nice going, Abu.Copy !req
237. Breakfast is served.Copy !req
238. Pretty lady, buy a pot.
No finer pot in brass or silver.Copy !req
239. Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.Copy !req
240. Sugar dates and pistachios.Copy !req
241. Would the lady like a necklace?Copy !req
242. A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.Copy !req
243. Fresh fish!Copy !req
244. We catch 'em, you buy 'em!Copy !req
245. Oh, no. I don't think so.Copy !req
246. Excuse me.Copy !req
247. I'm really very sorry.Copy !req
248. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
249. You must be hungry.Copy !req
250. Here you go.Copy !req
251. You'd better be able to pay for that.Copy !req
252. - Pay?
- No one steals from my cart.Copy !req
253. I'm sorry, sir. I don't have any money.Copy !req
254. - Thief!
- Please...Copy !req
255. If you let me go to the palace,
I can get some from the sultan.Copy !req
256. Do you know
what the penalty is for stealing?Copy !req
257. No! No, please!Copy !req
258. Thank you, kind sir.
I'm so glad you found her.Copy !req
259. I've been looking all over for you.Copy !req
260. - What are you doing?
- Just play along.Copy !req
261. You know this girl?Copy !req
262. Sadly, yes. She is my sister.Copy !req
263. She's a little crazy.Copy !req
264. She said she knew the sultan.Copy !req
265. She thinks the monkey is the sultan.Copy !req
266. O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?Copy !req
267. Tragic, isn't it?Copy !req
268. But no harm done.Copy !req
269. Now, come along, sis.
Time to go see the doctor.Copy !req
270. Hello, Doctor. How are you?Copy !req
271. No, no, no. Not that one.
Come on, Sultan.Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Come back here, you little thieves!Copy !req
274. With all due respect, Your Rottenness,Copy !req
275. couldn't we just wait for a real storm?Copy !req
276. Save your breath, lago. Faster.Copy !req
277. Yes, O mighty evil one.Copy !req
278. Part, sands of time.Copy !req
279. Reveal to me the one
who can enter the cave.Copy !req
280. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
281. There he is.Copy !req
282. My diamond in the rough.Copy !req
283. That's him? That's the clown
we've been waitin' for?Copy !req
284. Let's have the guards extend him
an invitation to the palace, shall we?Copy !req
285. Swell.Copy !req
286. Almost there.Copy !req
287. I want to thank you
for stopping that man.Copy !req
288. Forget it.Copy !req
289. So, this is your first time
in the marketplace?Copy !req
290. Is it that obvious?Copy !req
291. Well, you do kind of stand out.Copy !req
292. I mean, you don't seem to know
how dangerous Agrabah can be.Copy !req
293. I'm a fast learner.Copy !req
294. Hey.Copy !req
295. Come on. This way.Copy !req
296. Watch your head there.Copy !req
297. Be careful.Copy !req
298. Is this where you live?Copy !req
299. Yep. Just me and Abu.
Come and go as we please.Copy !req
300. That sounds fabulous.Copy !req
301. Well, it's not much,
but it's got a great view.Copy !req
302. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh?Copy !req
303. It's wonderful.Copy !req
304. I wonder what it would
be like to live there,Copy !req
305. and have servants and valets.Copy !req
306. Sure. People who tell you
where to go and how to dress.Copy !req
307. It's better than here.Copy !req
308. You're always scraping for food
and ducking the guards.Copy !req
309. You're not free
to make your own choices.Copy !req
310. - Sometimes you feel so...
- You're just...Copy !req
311. - Trapped.
- Trapped.Copy !req
312. So, where are you from?Copy !req
313. What does it matter?Copy !req
314. I ran away and I am not going back.Copy !req
315. - Really? How come?
- Why, you...Copy !req
316. My father's forcing me to get married.Copy !req
317. That's awful.Copy !req
318. Abu!Copy !req
319. What?Copy !req
320. Abu says that's not fair.Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. - Oh, did he?
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
323. And does Abu
have anything else to say?Copy !req
324. Well, he wishes there was something
he could do to help.Copy !req
325. Oh, boy.Copy !req
326. Tell him that's very sweet.Copy !req
327. Here you are.Copy !req
328. - They're after me!
- They're after you?Copy !req
329. My father must have sent them...Copy !req
330. - Do you trust me?
- What?Copy !req
331. - Do you trust me?
- Yes...Copy !req
332. Then jump!Copy !req
333. We just keep running into each other,
don't we, street rat?Copy !req
334. Run! Go! Get out of here!Copy !req
335. Get this thing off of me!Copy !req
336. - It's the dungeon for you, boy.
- Get off of me.Copy !req
337. Let him go.Copy !req
338. Looky here, men. A street mouse.Copy !req
339. Unhand him, by order of the princess.Copy !req
340. Princess Jasmine.Copy !req
341. - The princess?
- Princess?Copy !req
342. What are you doing outside the palace?
And with this street rat.Copy !req
343. That's not your concern.
Do as I command. Release him.Copy !req
344. I would, Princess,
except my orders come from Jafar.Copy !req
345. - You'll have to take it up with him.
- Believe me, I will.Copy !req
346. Jafar?Copy !req
347. Princess.Copy !req
348. Jafar, I'm stuck.Copy !req
349. How may I be of service to you?Copy !req
350. The guards just took a boy
from the market, on your orders.Copy !req
351. Your father has charged me
with keeping peace in Agrabah.Copy !req
352. - The boy was a criminal.
- What was his crime?Copy !req
353. I can't breathe, Jafar.Copy !req
354. Why, kidnapping the princess,
of course.Copy !req
355. If you could just... That hurt!Copy !req
356. He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.Copy !req
357. Oh, dear.Copy !req
358. How frightfully upsetting.
Had I but known...Copy !req
359. What do you mean?Copy !req
360. Sadly, the boy's sentence
has already been carried out.Copy !req
361. What sentence?Copy !req
362. Death.Copy !req
363. - By beheading.
- No.Copy !req
364. I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.Copy !req
365. How could you?Copy !req
366. So, how did it go?Copy !req
367. I think she took it rather well.Copy !req
368. It's all my fault, Rajah.Copy !req
369. I didn't even know his name.Copy !req
370. She was the princess. I can't believe it.Copy !req
371. I must have sounded so stupid to her.Copy !req
372. Aladdin! Hello!Copy !req
373. Abu. Down here.Copy !req
374. Come on, help me out of these.Copy !req
375. Hey, she was in trouble.
She was worth it.Copy !req
376. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
377. Don't worry, Abu.
I'll never see her again.Copy !req
378. I'm a street rat, remember?
And there's a law.Copy !req
379. She's gotta marry a prince.Copy !req
380. She deserves a prince.Copy !req
381. I'm a fool.Copy !req
382. You're only a fool if you give up, boy.Copy !req
383. Who are you?Copy !req
384. A lowly prisoner, like yourself.Copy !req
385. But together, perhaps we can be more.Copy !req
386. I'm listening.Copy !req
387. There is a cave, boy,
a Cave of Wonders,Copy !req
388. filled with treasures
beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
389. Treasure enough to impress
even your princess, I'd wager.Copy !req
390. Jafar, can you hurry up?
I'm dyin' in here.Copy !req
391. But the law says only a prince can...Copy !req
392. You've heard of the golden rule,
haven't you?Copy !req
393. Whoever has the gold makes the rules.Copy !req
394. Why would you share all of this
wonderful treasure with me?Copy !req
395. I need a young pair of legs
and a strong back to go in after it.Copy !req
396. One problem.Copy !req
397. It's out there. We're in here.Copy !req
398. Things aren't always what they seem.Copy !req
399. So, do we have a deal?Copy !req
400. I don't know.Copy !req
401. Who disturbs my slumber?Copy !req
402. It is I, Aladdin.Copy !req
403. Proceed.Copy !req
404. Touch nothing but the lamp.Copy !req
405. Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp,Copy !req
406. and then you shall have your reward.Copy !req
407. Come on, Abu.Copy !req
408. Would you look at that!Copy !req
409. Just a handful of this stuff
would make me richer than the sultan.Copy !req
410. Abu!Copy !req
411. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
412. We gotta find that lamp.Copy !req
413. - Aladdin!
- Abu, will you knock it off?Copy !req
414. Abu, what are you, crazy?Copy !req
415. A magic carpet.Copy !req
416. Come on. Come on out.
We're not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
417. Hey, take it easy, Abu.
He's not gonna bite.Copy !req
418. Thanks.Copy !req
419. Wait a minute. Don't go.Copy !req
420. Maybe you can help us.Copy !req
421. Hey!Copy !req
422. You see, we're trying to find this lamp.Copy !req
423. I think he knows where it is.Copy !req
424. Wait here.Copy !req
425. This is it?Copy !req
426. This is what we came
all the way down here to...Copy !req
427. Abu! No!Copy !req
428. Infidels!Copy !req
429. You have touched
the forbidden treasure!Copy !req
430. Now you will never again
see the light of day!Copy !req
431. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
432. Gotcha!Copy !req
433. Carpet, let's move.Copy !req
434. Abu!Copy !req
435. Abu, this is no time to panic.Copy !req
436. Start panicking.Copy !req
437. - Help me out.
- Throw me the lamp.Copy !req
438. I can't hold on. Give me your hand.Copy !req
439. First give me the lamp.Copy !req
440. Yes!Copy !req
441. At last!Copy !req
442. What are you doing?Copy !req
443. Giving you your reward.Copy !req
444. Your eternal reward.Copy !req
445. It's mine.Copy !req
446. It's all mine.Copy !req
447. I... Where is it?Copy !req
448. No.Copy !req
449. No!Copy !req
450. Jasmine?Copy !req
451. Oh, dearest.Copy !req
452. What's wrong?Copy !req
453. Jafar hasCopy !req
454. done something terrible.Copy !req
455. There, there, my dear.Copy !req
456. We'll set it right.Copy !req
457. Now, tell me everything.Copy !req
458. Aladdin. Wake up.Copy !req
459. Aladdin.Copy !req
460. My head.Copy !req
461. We're trapped.Copy !req
462. That two-faced son of a jackal!Copy !req
463. Whoever he was,
he's long gone with that lamp.Copy !req
464. Why, you hairy little thief.Copy !req
465. Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece ofjunk.Copy !req
466. Hey, I think there's
something written here,Copy !req
467. but it's hard to make out.Copy !req
468. 10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.Copy !req
469. Hang on a second.Copy !req
470. Does it feel good to be outta there.Copy !req
471. I'm telling you,
nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
472. Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?Copy !req
473. Aladdin.Copy !req
474. Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.Copy !req
475. Can we call you Al?
Or maybe just Din?Copy !req
476. How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."Copy !req
477. I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.Copy !req
478. Do you smoke? Mind if I do?Copy !req
479. Oh, sorry, Cheeta.
Hope I didn't singe the fur.Copy !req
480. Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you
in a few millennia.Copy !req
481. Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.Copy !req
482. Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.Copy !req
483. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.Copy !req
484. Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?Copy !req
485. Wait a minute. I'm your master?Copy !req
486. That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?Copy !req
487. The ever impressive,Copy !req
488. the long contained,Copy !req
489. the often imitated,Copy !req
490. but never duplicated...Copy !req
491. Duplicated, duplicated...Copy !req
492. Genie of the Lamp!Copy !req
493. Right here direct from the lamp,Copy !req
494. right here
for your very much wish fulfilment.Copy !req
495. Thank you.Copy !req
496. - Wish fulfilment?
- Three wishes, to be exact.Copy !req
497. And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.Copy !req
498. That's it. Three.Copy !req
499. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.Copy !req
500. Now I know I'm dreaming.Copy !req
501. Master, I don't think you quite realise
what you've got here.Copy !req
502. So why don't you just ruminate
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.Copy !req
503. Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thievesCopy !req
504. Scheherazade had a thousand talesCopy !req
505. But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleevesCopy !req
506. You got a brand of magic never failsCopy !req
507. You got some power
In your corner nowCopy !req
508. Some heavy ammunition in your campCopy !req
509. You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and howCopy !req
510. See, all you gotta do
Is rub that lamp and I'll sayCopy !req
511. "Mr Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"Copy !req
512. Let me take your order
Jot it downCopy !req
513. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
514. Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'Copy !req
515. Come on, whisper what it is you wantCopy !req
516. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
517. Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on serviceCopy !req
518. You're the boss, the king, the shahCopy !req
519. Say what you wish
It's yours, true dishCopy !req
520. How 'bout a little more baklava?Copy !req
521. Have some of column A
Try all of column BCopy !req
522. I'm in the mood to help you, dudeCopy !req
523. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
524. Oh, myCopy !req
525. No, noCopy !req
526. My, myCopy !req
527. Can your friends do this?Copy !req
528. Can your friends do that?Copy !req
529. Can your friends pull thisCopy !req
530. Out their little hat?Copy !req
531. Can your friends go...Copy !req
532. Hey, looky hereCopy !req
533. Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"Copy !req
534. And then make the sucker disappear?Copy !req
535. So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyedCopy !req
536. I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayersCopy !req
537. You got me bona fide certifiedCopy !req
538. You got a genie
For your charge d'affairesCopy !req
539. I got a powerful urge to help you outCopy !req
540. So what's your wish?
I really wanna knowCopy !req
541. You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubtCopy !req
542. All you gotta do is rub like soCopy !req
543. Mr Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or threeCopy !req
544. I'm on the job, you big nabobCopy !req
545. You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friendCopy !req
546. You ain't never had a friendCopy !req
547. Like meCopy !req
548. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
549. So, what'll it be, master?Copy !req
550. You're gonna grant me
any three wishes I want, right?Copy !req
551. Almost.Copy !req
552. There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.Copy !req
553. Like?Copy !req
554. Rule number one, I can't kill anybody.Copy !req
555. So don't ask.Copy !req
556. Rule number two.Copy !req
557. I can't make anybody
fall in love with anybody else.Copy !req
558. You little ponem there.Copy !req
559. Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.Copy !req
560. It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.Copy !req
561. Other than that, you got it.Copy !req
562. Provisos? You mean limitations?Copy !req
563. On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.Copy !req
564. Can't even bring people
back from the dead.Copy !req
565. I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.Copy !req
566. Looks like we're gonna have to
find a way out of here.Copy !req
567. Excuse me?Copy !req
568. Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?Copy !req
569. Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?Copy !req
570. And all of sudden
you're walking out on me?Copy !req
571. I don't think so, not right now.Copy !req
572. You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!Copy !req
573. In case of emergency,Copy !req
574. the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.Copy !req
575. Keep your hands and arms
inside the carpet.Copy !req
576. We're...Copy !req
577. Outta here!Copy !req
578. Jafar, this is an outrage.Copy !req
579. If it weren't for all your years
of loyal service...Copy !req
580. From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with me,Copy !req
581. before they are beheaded.Copy !req
582. I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.Copy !req
583. Jasmine...Copy !req
584. Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.Copy !req
585. Please.Copy !req
586. My most abject and humblest apologies
to you as well, Princess.Copy !req
587. At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.Copy !req
588. When I am queen,
I will have the power to get rid of you.Copy !req
589. There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.Copy !req
590. Now, Jasmine, getting back
to this suitor business... Jasmine?Copy !req
591. Jasmine!Copy !req
592. If only I had gotten that lamp.Copy !req
593. "I will have the power to get rid of you."Copy !req
594. To think we gotta keep kissing upCopy !req
595. to that chump and his chump daughterCopy !req
596. - for the rest of our lives...
- No, lago.Copy !req
597. Only until she finds a chump husband.Copy !req
598. Then she'll have us banished.Copy !req
599. Or beheaded.Copy !req
600. Wait a minute. Jafar.Copy !req
601. What if you were the chump husband?Copy !req
602. What?Copy !req
603. Okay, you marry the princess, all right?Copy !req
604. And then you become the sultan.Copy !req
605. Marry the shrew.Copy !req
606. I become the sultan.Copy !req
607. - The idea has merit.
- Yes, merit. Yes.Copy !req
608. And then we drop papa-in-law
and the little woman off a cliff.Copy !req
609. I love the way
your foul little mind works.Copy !req
610. Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet
for all your travel needs.Copy !req
611. Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.Copy !req
612. Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.Copy !req
613. Well, how about that,
Mr Doubting Mustafa?Copy !req
614. You sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.Copy !req
615. Dost mine ears deceive me?Copy !req
616. Three? You are down by one, boy.Copy !req
617. No. I never actually wished
to get out of the cave.Copy !req
618. You did that on your own.Copy !req
619. Well, I feel sheepish.Copy !req
620. All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.Copy !req
621. Fair deal. So, three wishes.Copy !req
622. I want them to be good.Copy !req
623. What would you wish for?Copy !req
624. Me?Copy !req
625. No one's ever asked me that before.Copy !req
626. Well, in my case... Forget it.Copy !req
627. - What?
- No, I can't. I...Copy !req
628. Come on. Tell me.Copy !req
629. Freedom.Copy !req
630. You're a prisoner?Copy !req
631. It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.Copy !req
632. Phenomenal cosmic powers...Copy !req
633. Itty bitty living space.Copy !req
634. Genie, that's terrible.Copy !req
635. But to be free...Copy !req
636. Not have to go, "What do you need?Copy !req
637. "What do you need?
What do you need?"Copy !req
638. To be my own master.Copy !req
639. Such a thing would be greater
than all the magicCopy !req
640. and all the treasures in all the world.Copy !req
641. But what am I talking about?Copy !req
642. Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.Copy !req
643. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.Copy !req
644. Why not?Copy !req
645. The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.Copy !req
646. So you can guess how often
that's happened.Copy !req
647. I'll do it. I'll set you free.Copy !req
648. - Yeah, right.
- No, really, I promise.Copy !req
649. After I make my first two wishes,Copy !req
650. I'll use my third wish to set you free.Copy !req
651. Well, here's hopin'. All right.Copy !req
652. Let's make some magic.Copy !req
653. So how 'bout it?
What is it you want most?Copy !req
654. Well, there's this girl.Copy !req
655. Wrong.Copy !req
656. I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?Copy !req
657. But, Genie, she's smart and fun and...Copy !req
658. - Pretty?
- Beautiful.Copy !req
659. She's got these eyes that just...
And this hair.Copy !req
660. And her smile...Copy !req
661. But she's the princess.Copy !req
662. To even have a chance, I'd have to be...Copy !req
663. Hey, can you make me a prince?Copy !req
664. Let's see here.Copy !req
665. Chicken à la king? Nope.Copy !req
666. Alaskan king crab.
I hate it when they do that.Copy !req
667. Caesar salad. Et tu, Brute? No.Copy !req
668. "To make a prince."Copy !req
669. Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.Copy !req
670. Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.Copy !req
671. All right!Copy !req
672. First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.Copy !req
673. These patches.
What are we trying to say, beggar?Copy !req
674. No. Let's work with me here.Copy !req
675. I like it.Copy !req
676. Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?Copy !req
677. It says mode of transportation.Copy !req
678. Excuse me, monkey boy.
Aquí. Over here.Copy !req
679. Here he comes.Copy !req
680. What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of AgrabahCopy !req
681. than riding
your very own, brand-new camel?Copy !req
682. Watch out. They spit.Copy !req
683. Not enough.Copy !req
684. Still not enough.
Let's see. What do you need?Copy !req
685. Yes!Copy !req
686. Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.Copy !req
687. Abu, you look good.Copy !req
688. He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.Copy !req
689. But we're not through yet.Copy !req
690. Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.Copy !req
691. Sire, I've found a solution
to the problem with your daughter.Copy !req
692. The problem with your daughter.Copy !req
693. Really?Copy !req
694. Right here.Copy !req
695. "If the princess has not chosen
a husband by the appointed time,Copy !req
696. "then the sultan shall choose for her."Copy !req
697. But Jasmine hated all those suitors.Copy !req
698. How could I choose someone
she hates?Copy !req
699. Not to worry, my liege. There is more.Copy !req
700. "If in the event
a suitable prince cannot be found..."Copy !req
701. Jerk.Copy !req
702. "A princess must then be wed to..."Copy !req
703. Interesting.Copy !req
704. What? Who?Copy !req
705. The royal vizier.Copy !req
706. Why, that would be me.Copy !req
707. But I thought the law says
that only a prince can marry a princess.Copy !req
708. I'm quite sure that...Copy !req
709. Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my lord.Copy !req
710. Yes. Desperate measures.Copy !req
711. You will order the princess to marry me.Copy !req
712. I will order the princess to...Copy !req
713. But you're so old.Copy !req
714. The princess will marry me.Copy !req
715. The princess will marry...Copy !req
716. What? What is that?Copy !req
717. That music.Copy !req
718. Jafar, you must come and see this.Copy !req
719. Make way for Prince AliCopy !req
720. Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"Copy !req
721. Hey, clear the way in the old bazaarCopy !req
722. Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new starCopy !req
723. Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eyeCopy !req
724. Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drumsCopy !req
725. You're gonna love this guyCopy !req
726. Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
727. Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one kneeCopy !req
728. Now, try your best to stay calmCopy !req
729. Brush up your Sunday salaamCopy !req
730. Then come and meet
His spectacular coterieCopy !req
731. Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
732. Strong as 10 regular men definitelyCopy !req
733. He faced the galloping hordesCopy !req
734. A hundred bad guys with swordsCopy !req
735. Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince AliCopy !req
736. He's got 75 golden camelsCopy !req
737. Don't they look lovely, June?Copy !req
738. Purple peacocks, he's got 53Copy !req
739. Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.Copy !req
740. When it comes to exotic-type mammalsCopy !req
741. Has he got a zoo
I'm telling youCopy !req
742. It's a world-class menagerieCopy !req
743. Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
744. That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the kneeCopy !req
745. Well, get on out in that squareCopy !req
746. Adjust your veil and prepareCopy !req
747. To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince AliCopy !req
748. - He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
- He's got the monkeysCopy !req
749. - Let's see the monkeys
- And to view them he charges no feeCopy !req
750. He's generous
So generousCopy !req
751. He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkiesCopy !req
752. Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim, love serving himCopy !req
753. They're just lousy with loyalty to AliCopy !req
754. Prince AliCopy !req
755. Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
756. Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to seeCopy !req
757. And that, good people, is whyCopy !req
758. He got dolled up and dropped byCopy !req
759. With 60 elephants, llamas galoreCopy !req
760. With bears and lions
A brass band and moreCopy !req
761. With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakersCopy !req
762. His birds that warble on keyCopy !req
763. Make wayCopy !req
764. For Prince AliCopy !req
765. Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.Copy !req
766. Your Majesty,Copy !req
767. I have journeyed from afar
to seek your daughter's hand.Copy !req
768. Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
769. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.Copy !req
770. This is my royal vizier, Jafar.
He's delighted, too.Copy !req
771. Ecstatic.Copy !req
772. - I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
- Ababwa.Copy !req
773. Whatever.Copy !req
774. You cannot just parade in here
uninvited and expect to...Copy !req
775. By Allah,
this is quite a remarkable device.Copy !req
776. I don't suppose I might...Copy !req
777. Why, certainly, Your Majesty.
Allow me.Copy !req
778. Sire, I must advise against this.Copy !req
779. Button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.Copy !req
780. Look out, here I come.Copy !req
781. Just where did you say you were from?Copy !req
782. Much farther than
you've travelled, I'm sure.Copy !req
783. - Try me.
- Look out, Polly.Copy !req
784. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
785. Watch it with the dumb rug.Copy !req
786. Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.Copy !req
787. Jafar, watch this.Copy !req
788. - Spectacular, Your Highness.
- That was lovely.Copy !req
789. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.Copy !req
790. This is a very impressive youth.Copy !req
791. And a prince besides.Copy !req
792. If we're lucky, you won't
have to marry Jasmine after all.Copy !req
793. - I don't trust him, Sire.
- Nonsense.Copy !req
794. One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.Copy !req
795. Excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!Copy !req
796. Jasmine will like this one.Copy !req
797. And I'm pretty sure
I'll like Princess Jasmine.Copy !req
798. Your Highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.Copy !req
799. This boy is no different from the others.Copy !req
800. What makes him think
he is worthy of the princess?Copy !req
801. Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
802. Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.Copy !req
803. How dare you.Copy !req
804. All of you.
Standing around deciding my future?Copy !req
805. I am not a prize to be won.Copy !req
806. Oh, dear.Copy !req
807. Don't worry, Prince Ali.
Just give Jasmine time to cool down.Copy !req
808. I think it's time to say good-bye
to Prince Abubu.Copy !req
809. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
810. Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.Copy !req
811. I should've known I couldn't pull off
this stupid prince wish.Copy !req
812. So move.Copy !req
813. Hey.Copy !req
814. That's a good move.Copy !req
815. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.Copy !req
816. Genie, I need help.Copy !req
817. All right, Sparky, here's the deal.Copy !req
818. If you wanna court the little lady,
you gotta be a straight shooter.Copy !req
819. - Do you got it?
- What?Copy !req
820. No way.Copy !req
821. If Jasmine found out I was really
some crummy street rat,Copy !req
822. she'd laugh at me.Copy !req
823. A woman appreciates a man
who can make her laugh.Copy !req
824. Al, all joking aside,
you really ought to be yourself.Copy !req
825. Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.Copy !req
826. Okay, I'm gonna go see her.Copy !req
827. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.Copy !req
828. How do I look?Copy !req
829. Like a prince.Copy !req
830. Princess Jasmine?Copy !req
831. - Who's there?
- It's me, Prince Ali.Copy !req
832. Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
833. I do not want to see you.Copy !req
834. No, no, please, Princess.
Give me a chance.Copy !req
835. - Just leave me alone.
- Down, kitty.Copy !req
836. So, how's our little beau doing?Copy !req
837. Good kitty, take off.Copy !req
838. Down, kitty.Copy !req
839. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
840. Do I know you?Copy !req
841. No. No.Copy !req
842. You remind me of someone
I met in the marketplace.Copy !req
843. The marketplace?Copy !req
844. I have servants who go
to the marketplace for me.Copy !req
845. Why, I even have servants who go to
the marketplace for my servants,Copy !req
846. so it couldn't have been me you met.Copy !req
847. No. I guess not.Copy !req
848. Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.Copy !req
849. She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.Copy !req
850. Anything. Pick a feature.Copy !req
851. Princess Jasmine? You're very...Copy !req
852. Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,Copy !req
853. - punctual.
- Punctual.Copy !req
854. - Punctual?
- Sorry.Copy !req
855. - Beautiful.
- Nice recovery.Copy !req
856. I'm rich, too, you know.Copy !req
857. - Yeah.
- The daughter of a sultan.Copy !req
858. I know.Copy !req
859. A fine prize for any prince to marry.Copy !req
860. Right. Right. A prince like me.Copy !req
861. Warning! Warning!Copy !req
862. Right. A prince like you.Copy !req
863. And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering peacock I've met.Copy !req
864. Mayday! Mayday!Copy !req
865. Just go jump off a balcony!Copy !req
866. - What?
- Stop her. Stop her!Copy !req
867. - Want me to sting her?
- Buzz off.Copy !req
868. Okay, fine.
But remember, "bee" yourself.Copy !req
869. - Yeah, right.
- What?Copy !req
870. You're right.Copy !req
871. You aren't just some prize to be won.Copy !req
872. You should be free
to make your own choice.Copy !req
873. I'll go now.Copy !req
874. - No!
- What? What?Copy !req
875. How...Copy !req
876. How are you doing that?Copy !req
877. - It's a magic carpet.
- It's lovely.Copy !req
878. You...Copy !req
879. You don't want to go for a ride, do you?Copy !req
880. We could get out of the palace,
see the world.Copy !req
881. - Is it safe?
- Sure. Do you trust me?Copy !req
882. - What?
- Do you trust me?Copy !req
883. Yes.Copy !req
884. I can show you the worldCopy !req
885. Shining, shimmering, splendidCopy !req
886. Tell me, PrincessCopy !req
887. Now, when did you last
Let your heart decideCopy !req
888. I can open your eyesCopy !req
889. Take you wonder by wonderCopy !req
890. Over, sideways and underCopy !req
891. On a magic carpet rideCopy !req
892. A whole new worldCopy !req
893. A new fantastic point of viewCopy !req
894. No one to tell us no
Or where to goCopy !req
895. Or say we're only dreamingCopy !req
896. A whole new worldCopy !req
897. A dazzling place
I never knewCopy !req
898. But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clearCopy !req
899. That now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
900. Now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
901. Unbelievable sightsCopy !req
902. Indescribable feelingCopy !req
903. Soaring, tumbling, freewheelingCopy !req
904. Through an endless diamond skyCopy !req
905. - A whole new world
- Don't you dare close your eyesCopy !req
906. - A hundred thousand things to see
- Hold your breath, it gets betterCopy !req
907. I'm like a shooting star
I've come so farCopy !req
908. I can't go back to where I used to beCopy !req
909. - A whole new world
- Every turn a surpriseCopy !req
910. - With new horizons to pursue
- Every moment red-letterCopy !req
911. I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spareCopy !req
912. Let me share
This whole new world with youCopy !req
913. - A whole new world
- A whole new worldCopy !req
914. - That's where we'll be
- That's where we'll beCopy !req
915. - A thrilling chase
- A wondrous placeCopy !req
916. For you and meCopy !req
917. - It's all so magical.
- Yeah.Copy !req
918. It's a shame Abu had to miss this.Copy !req
919. Nah. He hates fireworks.Copy !req
920. He doesn't like flying, either.Copy !req
921. That is... Oh, no.Copy !req
922. You are the boy from the market.
I knew it.Copy !req
923. - Why did you lie to me?
- Jasmine, I'm sorry.Copy !req
924. - Did you think I was stupid?
- No.Copy !req
925. - That I wouldn't figure it out?
- No.Copy !req
926. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.
No, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
927. Who are you? Tell me the truth.Copy !req
928. The truth?Copy !req
929. The truth.Copy !req
930. The truth is...Copy !req
931. I sometimes dress as a commonerCopy !req
932. to escape the pressures of palace life.Copy !req
933. But I really am a prince.Copy !req
934. Why didn't you just tell me?Copy !req
935. Well, you know,Copy !req
936. royalty going out into the city
in disguise,Copy !req
937. it sounds a little strange,
don't you think?Copy !req
938. Not that strange.Copy !req
939. Good night, my handsome prince.Copy !req
940. Sleep well, Princess.Copy !req
941. Yes!Copy !req
942. For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.Copy !req
943. Abu. Abu.Copy !req
944. Hold him.Copy !req
945. I'm afraid you've worn out
your welcome, Prince Abubu.Copy !req
946. Why, you...Copy !req
947. Make sure he's never found.Copy !req
948. Never fails. You get in the bath
and there's a rub at the lamp.Copy !req
949. Hello? Al?Copy !req
950. Al! Kid, snap out of it.Copy !req
951. You can't cheat on this one.
I can't help unless you make a wish.Copy !req
952. You have to say, "Genie,
I want you to save my life." Got it?Copy !req
953. Come on, Aladdin!Copy !req
954. I'll take that as a yes.Copy !req
955. Up scope.Copy !req
956. Don't you scare me like that.Copy !req
957. Genie, I...Copy !req
958. I...Copy !req
959. - Thanks, Genie.
- Oh, Al.Copy !req
960. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.Copy !req
961. Not that I wanna pick out
curtains or anything.Copy !req
962. Jasmine.Copy !req
963. Father, I just had
the most wonderful time.Copy !req
964. - I'm so happy.
- You should be, Jasmine.Copy !req
965. I have chosen a husband for you.Copy !req
966. - What?
- You will wed Jafar.Copy !req
967. You're speechless, I see.
A fine quality in a wife.Copy !req
968. I will never marry you.Copy !req
969. - Father, I choose Prince Ali.
- Prince Ali left.Copy !req
970. Better check
your crystal ball again, Jafar.Copy !req
971. Prince Ali!Copy !req
972. How in the...Copy !req
973. Tell them the truth, Jafar.
You tried to have me killed.Copy !req
974. What? Ridiculous nonsense,
Your Highness.Copy !req
975. He is obviously lying.Copy !req
976. Obviously lying.Copy !req
977. Father, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
978. I know what's wrong.Copy !req
979. Oh, my!Copy !req
980. Your Highness,
Jafar's been controlling you with this.Copy !req
981. What? Jafar?Copy !req
982. You, you traitor!Copy !req
983. Your Majesty, all this can be explained.Copy !req
984. Guards! Guards!Copy !req
985. Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.Copy !req
986. Just dig a grave for both of us.
We're dead.Copy !req
987. Arrest Jafar at once.Copy !req
988. This is not done yet, boy.Copy !req
989. Find him! Search everywhere!Copy !req
990. - Jasmine, are you all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
991. Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,Copy !req
992. plotting against me all this time.Copy !req
993. This is horrible, just horrible.Copy !req
994. How will I ever...Copy !req
995. Can this be true?Copy !req
996. My daughter has finally
chosen a suitor?Copy !req
997. Praise Allah!Copy !req
998. You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.Copy !req
999. I won't. I'll leave that to my...Copy !req
1000. But you two will be wed at once.Copy !req
1001. Yes, yes. And you'll be happy
and prosperous,Copy !req
1002. and then you, my boy,
will become sultan.Copy !req
1003. - Sultan?
- Yes.Copy !req
1004. A fine upstanding youth
such as yourself,Copy !req
1005. a person of your unimpeachable
moral characterCopy !req
1006. is exactly what this kingdom needs.Copy !req
1007. We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.Copy !req
1008. We gotta travel light.Copy !req
1009. Bring the guns, the weapons,
the knives, and how about this picture?Copy !req
1010. I think I'm making a weird face in it.Copy !req
1011. Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.Copy !req
1012. Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!Copy !req
1013. Good grip.Copy !req
1014. Prince Ali is nothing more than
that ragged urchin, Aladdin.Copy !req
1015. - He has the lamp, lago.
- Why, that miserable...Copy !req
1016. But you are going to relieve him of it.Copy !req
1017. Me?Copy !req
1018. Sultan?Copy !req
1019. They want me to be Sultan?Copy !req
1020. Hail the conquering heroCopy !req
1021. Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess.Copy !req
1022. What are you gonna do next?Copy !req
1023. Your line is,
"I'm going to free the genie."Copy !req
1024. Any time.Copy !req
1025. - Genie. I can't.
- Sure you can.Copy !req
1026. You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."Copy !req
1027. I'm serious.Copy !req
1028. Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
But they wanna make me sultan.Copy !req
1029. No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.Copy !req
1030. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.Copy !req
1031. - AI, you won.
- Because of you.Copy !req
1032. The only reason anyone thinks
I'm worth anything is because of you.Copy !req
1033. What if they find out
I'm not really a prince?Copy !req
1034. What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.Copy !req
1035. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.Copy !req
1036. I can't wish you free.Copy !req
1037. Fine. I understand.
After all, you've lied to everyone else.Copy !req
1038. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.Copy !req
1039. Now, if you'll excuse me, master.Copy !req
1040. Genie, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1041. Well, fine. Then just stay in there.Copy !req
1042. What are you guys looking at?Copy !req
1043. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1044. Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...Copy !req
1045. Wait. Come on.Copy !req
1046. What am I doing?Copy !req
1047. Genie's right.Copy !req
1048. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.Copy !req
1049. Ali. Ali. Will you come here?Copy !req
1050. Well, here goes.Copy !req
1051. Jasmine? Where are you?Copy !req
1052. Out in the menagerie. Hurry.Copy !req
1053. I'm coming.Copy !req
1054. You got a problem, Pinky?Copy !req
1055. Jerk.Copy !req
1056. Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.Copy !req
1057. "Excellent work, lago." Go on.Copy !req
1058. "No, really. On a scale
of one to 10, you are an 11."Copy !req
1059. Jafar, you're too kind.Copy !req
1060. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.Copy !req
1061. People of Agrabah,Copy !req
1062. my daughter has finally
chosen a suitor.Copy !req
1063. Jasmine.Copy !req
1064. Ali, where have you been?Copy !req
1065. Jasmine, there's something
I got to tell you.Copy !req
1066. The whole kingdom's turned out
for Father's announcement.Copy !req
1067. No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.Copy !req
1068. - You don't understand...
- Good luck.Copy !req
1069. Ali Ababwa!Copy !req
1070. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1071. Look at them,
cheering that little pipsqueak.Copy !req
1072. Let them cheer.Copy !req
1073. You know, Al, I'm getting really...Copy !req
1074. I don't think you're him.
Tonight, the part of AlCopy !req
1075. will be played by a tall, dark
and sinister ugly man.Copy !req
1076. - I am your master now.
- I was afraid of that.Copy !req
1077. Genie, grant me my first wish.Copy !req
1078. I wish to rule on high as sultan.Copy !req
1079. Bless my soul.Copy !req
1080. What is this? What's going on?Copy !req
1081. Oh, my goodness, what's happening?Copy !req
1082. Father.Copy !req
1083. Jafar, you vile betrayer.Copy !req
1084. That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.Copy !req
1085. Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.Copy !req
1086. The lamp.Copy !req
1087. Finders keepers, Abubu.Copy !req
1088. Genie, no!Copy !req
1089. Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.Copy !req
1090. Jafar, I order you to stop.Copy !req
1091. But there's a new order now.Copy !req
1092. My order.Copy !req
1093. Finally, you will bow to me.Copy !req
1094. We will never bow to you.Copy !req
1095. Why am I not surprised?Copy !req
1096. If you won't bow before a sultan,Copy !req
1097. then you will cower before a sorcerer!Copy !req
1098. Genie, my second wish...Copy !req
1099. I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer
in the world!Copy !req
1100. Genie, stop!Copy !req
1101. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1102. a warm Agrabah welcome
for Sorcerer Jafar!Copy !req
1103. Now, where were we?Copy !req
1104. Yes. Abject humiliation.Copy !req
1105. Down, boy.Copy !req
1106. Princess.Copy !req
1107. There's someone
I'm dying to introduce you to.Copy !req
1108. Jafar. Get your hands off her.Copy !req
1109. Prince Ali
Yes, it is heCopy !req
1110. But not as you know himCopy !req
1111. Read my lips
And come to grips with realityCopy !req
1112. Yes, meet a blast from your pastCopy !req
1113. Whose lies were too good to lastCopy !req
1114. Say hello
To your precious Prince AliCopy !req
1115. Or should we say Aladdin?Copy !req
1116. Ali?Copy !req
1117. Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...Copy !req
1118. So Ali turns out to be
Merely AladdinCopy !req
1119. Just a con, need I go onCopy !req
1120. Take it from meCopy !req
1121. His personality flawsCopy !req
1122. Give me adequate causeCopy !req
1123. To send him packing
On a one-way tripCopy !req
1124. Genie!Copy !req
1125. So his prospects
Take a terminal dipCopy !req
1126. His assets frozen, the venue chosen
Is the ends of the Earth!Copy !req
1127. - So long!
- Good-bye, see ya.Copy !req
1128. Ex-Prince AliCopy !req
1129. Abu.Copy !req
1130. Abu!Copy !req
1131. This is all my fault.Copy !req
1132. I should have freed the genie
when I had the chance.Copy !req
1133. Abu. Are you okay?Copy !req
1134. I'm sorry, Abu.Copy !req
1135. I made a mess of everything.Copy !req
1136. Somehow, I gotta go back
and set things right.Copy !req
1137. Carpet.Copy !req
1138. Abu, start digging.Copy !req
1139. That's it.Copy !req
1140. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
1141. Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.Copy !req
1142. Puppet ruler want a cracker?Copy !req
1143. Here's your cracker. Shove them
all the way down your throat.Copy !req
1144. Here. Have lots.Copy !req
1145. Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.Copy !req
1146. It pains me to see you
reduced to this, Jasmine.Copy !req
1147. A beautiful desert bloom
such as yourselfCopy !req
1148. should be on the arm of the most
powerful man in the world.Copy !req
1149. What do you say, my dear?Copy !req
1150. Why, with you as my queen...Copy !req
1151. Never.Copy !req
1152. I'll teach you some respect.Copy !req
1153. No. Genie.Copy !req
1154. I have decided to make my final wish.Copy !req
1155. I wish for Princess JasmineCopy !req
1156. to fall desperately in love with me.Copy !req
1157. Master, there are a few addendas,
some quid pro quos...Copy !req
1158. Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.Copy !req
1159. You will do what I order you to do, slave.Copy !req
1160. Jafar.Copy !req
1161. I never realised how
incredibly handsome you are.Copy !req
1162. That's better.Copy !req
1163. Now, pussycat,Copy !req
1164. tell me more about myself.Copy !req
1165. You're tall, dark,Copy !req
1166. well dressed...Copy !req
1167. Al. Al, little buddy.Copy !req
1168. Al, I can't help you.Copy !req
1169. I work for Señor Psychopath now.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1170. Hey, I'm a street rat, remember?
I'll improvise.Copy !req
1171. Cute little gaps between your teeth.Copy !req
1172. Go on.Copy !req
1173. And your beard is so twisted.Copy !req
1174. - You've stolen my heart.
- Jafar...Copy !req
1175. And the street rat?Copy !req
1176. What street rat?Copy !req
1177. That was...Copy !req
1178. You!Copy !req
1179. How many times
do I have to kill you, boy?Copy !req
1180. Get the lamp.Copy !req
1181. No!Copy !req
1182. Princess. Your time is up.Copy !req
1183. Jasmine.Copy !req
1184. Nice shot...Copy !req
1185. Don't toy with me.Copy !req
1186. Abu!Copy !req
1187. Things are unravelling fast now, boy.Copy !req
1188. Get the point?Copy !req
1189. I'm just getting warmed up.Copy !req
1190. Are you afraid to fight me yourself,
you cowardly snake?Copy !req
1191. A snake, am I?Copy !req
1192. Perhaps you'd like to see
how snakelike I can be.Copy !req
1193. Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake
Stick that sword into that snakeCopy !req
1194. You stay out of this.Copy !req
1195. Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.
If he can't do it... Great!Copy !req
1196. Aladdin.Copy !req
1197. Jasmine, hang on.Copy !req
1198. You little fool.Copy !req
1199. You thought you could defeat
the most powerful being on Earth.Copy !req
1200. Squeeze him, Jafar.
Squeeze him like a...Copy !req
1201. Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.Copy !req
1202. The genie. The genie.Copy !req
1203. The genie has more power
than you'll ever have.Copy !req
1204. What?Copy !req
1205. He gave you your power.
He can take it away.Copy !req
1206. Al, what are you doing?
Why are you bringing me into this?Copy !req
1207. Face it, Jafar.
You're still just second best.Copy !req
1208. You're right.Copy !req
1209. His power does exceed my own.Copy !req
1210. But not for long.Copy !req
1211. The boy is crazy.
He's a little punch-drunk.Copy !req
1212. One too many hits with the snake.Copy !req
1213. Slave, I make my third wish.Copy !req
1214. I wish to be an all-powerful genie!Copy !req
1215. All right, your wish is my command.
Way to go, Al.Copy !req
1216. Yes.Copy !req
1217. Yes!Copy !req
1218. The power.Copy !req
1219. The absolute power!Copy !req
1220. - What have you done?
- Trust me.Copy !req
1221. The universe is mine to command,
to control!Copy !req
1222. Not so fast, Jafar.
Aren't you forgetting something?Copy !req
1223. You wanted to be a genie, you got it.Copy !req
1224. What?Copy !req
1225. And everything that goes with it.Copy !req
1226. - No! No!
- I'm gettin' out of here.Copy !req
1227. Phenomenal cosmic powers...Copy !req
1228. You're the genie. I don't want...Copy !req
1229. Itty bitty living space.Copy !req
1230. Al, you little genius, you.Copy !req
1231. Get your blasted beak out of my face.Copy !req
1232. - Shut up, you moron.
- Don't tell me to shut up.Copy !req
1233. Allow me.Copy !req
1234. Ten thousand years in a
Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.Copy !req
1235. Shut up!Copy !req
1236. Jasmine...Copy !req
1237. I'm sorry I lied to you
about being a prince.Copy !req
1238. I know why you did.Copy !req
1239. Well, I guess this is good-bye?Copy !req
1240. That stupid law. This isn't fair.Copy !req
1241. I love you.Copy !req
1242. Al, no problem.
You've still got one wish left.Copy !req
1243. Just say the word
and you're a prince again.Copy !req
1244. But, Genie, what about your freedom?Copy !req
1245. Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.Copy !req
1246. This is love.Copy !req
1247. Al, you're not gonna find another girl
like her in a million years.Copy !req
1248. Believe me, I know. I've looked.Copy !req
1249. Jasmine, I do love you,Copy !req
1250. but I got to stop pretending
to be something I'm not.Copy !req
1251. I understand.Copy !req
1252. Genie, I wish for your freedom.Copy !req
1253. One bona fide
prince pedigree coming up.Copy !req
1254. - What?
- Genie, you're free.Copy !req
1255. I'm free. I'm free.Copy !req
1256. Quick. Quick.
Wish for something outrageous.Copy !req
1257. Say, "I want the Nile."
Wish for the Nile. Try that.Copy !req
1258. - I wish for the Nile.
- No way!Copy !req
1259. Does that feel good!Copy !req
1260. I'm free! I'm free at last!Copy !req
1261. I'm hittin' the road.
I'm off to see the world.Copy !req
1262. Genie, I'm...Copy !req
1263. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
1264. Me, too, Al.Copy !req
1265. No matter what anybody says,Copy !req
1266. you'll always be a prince to me.Copy !req
1267. That's right.Copy !req
1268. You've certainly proven your worth
as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
1269. It's that law that's the problem.Copy !req
1270. - Father?
- Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?Copy !req
1271. From this day forth,Copy !req
1272. the princess shall marry
whomever she deems worthy.Copy !req
1273. Him. I choose...Copy !req
1274. I choose you, Aladdin.Copy !req
1275. Call me Al.Copy !req
1276. All of you, come over here.
Big group hug.Copy !req
1277. Group hug.Copy !req
1278. Mind if I kiss the monkey?Copy !req
1279. Hairball.Copy !req
1280. Well, I can't do any more damage
around this Popsicle stand.Copy !req
1281. I'm outta here!Copy !req
1282. Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!Copy !req
1283. Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.Copy !req
1284. No, I'm mythology.Copy !req
1285. I don't care what I am. I'm free!Copy !req
1286. A whole new worldCopy !req
1287. A whole new lifeCopy !req
1288. For you and meCopy !req
1289. A whole new worldCopy !req
1290. Made you look.Copy !req
1291. You have been a fabulous audience.Copy !req
1292. Tell you what, you're
the best audience in the whole world.Copy !req
1293. Take care of yourselves.
Good night, Alice!Copy !req
1294. Good night, Agrabah! Adiós, amigos!Copy !req