1. Oh I come from a land,
From a faraway placeCopy !req
2. Where the caravan camels roamCopy !req
3. Where it's flat and immense
And the heat is intenseCopy !req
4. It's barbaric but hey, it's homeCopy !req
5. When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the westCopy !req
6. And the sand in the glass is rightCopy !req
7. Come on down, stop on by,
Hop a carpet and flyCopy !req
8. To another Arabian nightCopy !req
9. Arabian nightsCopy !req
10. Like Arabian daysCopy !req
11. More often than not
Are hotter than hotCopy !req
12. In a lot of good waysCopy !req
13. Arabian nightsCopy !req
14. 'Neath Arabian moonsCopy !req
15. A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hardCopy !req
16. Out there on the dunesCopy !req
17. Got to keep one jump
Ahead of the bread lineCopy !req
18. One swing ahead of the swordCopy !req
19. I'll steal only what I can't affordCopy !req
20. One jump ahead of the lawmanCopy !req
21. That's all, and that's no jokeCopy !req
22. These guys don't appreciate I'm brokeCopy !req
23. - Riffraff
- Street ratCopy !req
24. - Scoundrel
- Take thatCopy !req
25. Just a little snack, guysCopy !req
26. Rip him open, take it back, guysCopy !req
27. I can take a hint, got to face the factsCopy !req
28. - You're my only friend, Abu
- Who?Copy !req
29. Oh, it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottomCopy !req
30. He's become a one-man rise in crimeCopy !req
31. I'd blame parents,
Except he hasn't go 'emCopy !req
32. Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got timeCopy !req
33. One jump ahead of the slowpokes,
One skip ahead of my doomCopy !req
34. Next time, going to use a nom de plumeCopy !req
35. One jump ahead of the hit men,
One hit ahead of the flockCopy !req
36. I think I'll take a stroll
Around the blockCopy !req
37. Let's not be too hastyCopy !req
38. Still I think he's rather tastyCopy !req
39. Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat,
Otherwise we'd get alongCopy !req
40. WrongCopy !req
41. One jump ahead of the hoof beats
One hop ahead of the humpCopy !req
42. One trick ahead of disaster,
They're quick but I'm much fasterCopy !req
43. Here goes, better throw my hand in,
Wish me happy landingCopy !req
44. All I got to do is jump!Copy !req
45. Riffraff, street ratCopy !req
46. I don't buy thatCopy !req
47. If only they'd look closerCopy !req
48. Would they see a poor boy?Copy !req
49. No sireeCopy !req
50. They'd find outCopy !req
51. There's so much more to meCopy !req
52. Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thievesCopy !req
53. Scheherazade had a thousand talesCopy !req
54. But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleevesCopy !req
55. You got a brand of magic never failsCopy !req
56. You got some power in your corner nowCopy !req
57. Some heavy ammunition in your campCopy !req
58. You got some punch, pizzazz,
Yahoo and howCopy !req
59. See, all you got to do
Is rub that lamp and I'll sayCopy !req
60. Mr. Aladdin, sir,
What will your pleasure be?Copy !req
61. Let me take your order, jot it downCopy !req
62. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
63. Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maître d'Copy !req
64. Come on, whisper what it is you wantCopy !req
65. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
66. Yes, sir, we pride ourselves on serviceCopy !req
67. You're the boss, the king, the shahCopy !req
68. Say what you wish,
It's yours, true dishCopy !req
69. How 'bout a little more baklava?Copy !req
70. Have some of column A,
Try all of column BCopy !req
71. I'm in the mood to help you, dudeCopy !req
72. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
73. Can your friends do this?Copy !req
74. Can your friends do that?Copy !req
75. Can your friends pull thisCopy !req
76. Out their little hat?Copy !req
77. Can your friends go...Copy !req
78. Hey, looky hereCopy !req
79. Can your friends go
Abracadabra, let her ripCopy !req
80. And then make the sucker disappear?Copy !req
81. So don't just sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyedCopy !req
82. I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayersCopy !req
83. You got me bona fide, certifiedCopy !req
84. You got a genie for a chargé d'affairesCopy !req
85. I got a powerful urge to help you outCopy !req
86. So what's your wish?
I really want to knowCopy !req
87. You got a list that's
Three miles long, no doubtCopy !req
88. Well, all you got to do is rub like soCopy !req
89. Mr. Aladdin, sir,
Have a wish or two or threeCopy !req
90. I'm on the job, you big nabobCopy !req
91. You ain't never had a friendCopy !req
92. You ain't never had a friendCopy !req
93. Like meCopy !req
94. Make way for Prince AliCopy !req
95. Say hey, it's Prince AliCopy !req
96. Hey, clear the way in the old bazaarCopy !req
97. Hey you, let us through,
It's a bright new starCopy !req
98. Oh come, be the first
On your block to meet his eyeCopy !req
99. Make way, here he comes,
Ring bells, bang the drumsCopy !req
100. You're going to love this guyCopy !req
101. Prince Ali, fabulous he, Ali AbabwaCopy !req
102. Genuflect, show some respect,
Down on one kneeCopy !req
103. Now try your best to stay calmCopy !req
104. Brush up your Sunday salaamCopy !req
105. Then come and meet
His spectacular coterieCopy !req
106. Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali AbabwaCopy !req
107. Strong as ten regular men definitelyCopy !req
108. He faced the galloping hordesCopy !req
109. A hundred bad guys with swordsCopy !req
110. Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince AliCopy !req
111. He's got 75 golden camelsCopy !req
112. Don't they look lovely, June?Copy !req
113. Purple peacocks he's got 53Copy !req
114. When it comes to exotic-type mammalsCopy !req
115. Has he got a zoo, I'm telling youCopy !req
116. It's a world-class menagerieCopy !req
117. Prince Ali, handsome is he, Ali AbabwaCopy !req
118. That physique, how can I speak?
Weak at the kneesCopy !req
119. Well, get on out in that squareCopy !req
120. Adjust your veil and prepareCopy !req
121. To gawk and grovel
And stare at Prince AliCopy !req
122. He's got 95 white Persian monkeysCopy !req
123. To view them he charges no feeCopy !req
124. He's got slaves,
He's got servants and flunkeysCopy !req
125. Proud to work for him,
They bow to his whim, love serving himCopy !req
126. They're just lousy with loyalty to AliCopy !req
127. Prince AliCopy !req
128. Prince Ali, amorous he, Ali AbabwaCopy !req
129. Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to seeCopy !req
130. And that, good people, is whyCopy !req
131. He got dolled up and dropped byCopy !req
132. With 60 elephants, llamas galoreCopy !req
133. With his bears and lions,
A brass band and moreCopy !req
134. With his 40 fakirs,
His cooks, his bakersCopy !req
135. His birds that warble on keyCopy !req
136. Make wayCopy !req
137. For Prince AliCopy !req
138. I can show you the worldCopy !req
139. Shining, shimmering, splendidCopy !req
140. Tell me, Princess, now when
Did you last let your heart decide?Copy !req
141. I can open your eyesCopy !req
142. Take you wonder by wonderCopy !req
143. Over, sideways and underCopy !req
144. On a magic-carpet rideCopy !req
145. A whole new worldCopy !req
146. A new fantastic point of viewCopy !req
147. No one to tell us no or where to goCopy !req
148. Or say we're only dreamingCopy !req
149. A whole new worldCopy !req
150. A dazzling place I never knewCopy !req
151. But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clearCopy !req
152. That now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
153. Now I'm in a whole new world with youCopy !req
154. Unbelievable sightsCopy !req
155. Indescribable feelingCopy !req
156. Soaring, tumbling, freewheelingCopy !req
157. Through an endless diamond skyCopy !req
158. - A whole new world
- Don't you dare close your eyesCopy !req
159. - A hundred thousand things to see
- Hold your breath, it gets betterCopy !req
160. I'm like a shooting starCopy !req
161. I've come so farCopy !req
162. - I can't go back to where I used to be
- A whole new worldCopy !req
163. - Every turn a surprise
- With new horizons to pursueCopy !req
164. Every moment red-letterCopy !req
165. I'll chase them anywhere,
There's time to spareCopy !req
166. Let me share this
Whole new world with youCopy !req
167. A whole new worldCopy !req
168. That's where we'll beCopy !req
169. - A thrilling chase
- A wondrous placeCopy !req
170. For you and meCopy !req
171. Prince Ali, yes it is he
But not as you know himCopy !req
172. Read my lips
And come to grips with realityCopy !req
173. Yes, meet a blast from your pastCopy !req
174. Whose lies were too good to lastCopy !req
175. Say hello to your precious Prince AliCopy !req
176. So Ali turns out to be merely AladdinCopy !req
177. Just a con, need I go on?
Take it from meCopy !req
178. His personality flaws
Give me adequate causeCopy !req
179. To send him packing on a one-way tripCopy !req
180. So his prospects take a terminal dipCopy !req
181. His assets frozen, the venue chosenCopy !req
182. Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!Copy !req
183. - So long
- Goodbye. See ya.Copy !req
184. Ex-Prince AliCopy !req
185. A whole new worldCopy !req
186. A whole new lifeCopy !req
187. For you and meCopy !req
188. I can show you the worldCopy !req
189. Shining, shimmering, splendidCopy !req
190. Tell me, Princess, now when
Did you last let your heart decide?Copy !req
191. I can open your eyesCopy !req
192. Take you wonder by wonderCopy !req
193. Over, sideways and underCopy !req
194. On a magic-carpet rideCopy !req
195. A whole new worldCopy !req
196. A new fantastic point of viewCopy !req
197. No one to tell us no or where to goCopy !req
198. Or say we're only dreamingCopy !req
199. A whole new worldCopy !req
200. A dazzling place I never knewCopy !req
201. But now from way up here
It's crystal clearCopy !req
202. That now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
203. Unbelievable sightsCopy !req
204. Indescribable feelingCopy !req
205. Soaring, tumbling, freewheelingCopy !req
206. Through an endless diamond skyCopy !req
207. - A whole new world
- Don't you dare close your eyesCopy !req
208. - A hundred thousand things to see
- Hold your breath, it gets betterCopy !req
209. I'm like a shooting starCopy !req
210. I've come so farCopy !req
211. - I can't go back to where I used to be
- A whole new worldCopy !req
212. With new horizons to pursueCopy !req
213. I'll chase them anywhere,
There's time to spareCopy !req
214. Let me share
This whole new world with youCopy !req
215. A whole new worldCopy !req
216. A new fantastic point of viewCopy !req
217. No one to tell us no or where to goCopy !req
218. Or say we're only dreamingCopy !req
219. - A whole new world
- Every turn a surpriseCopy !req
220. - With new horizons to pursue
- Every moment red-letterCopy !req
221. I'll chase them anywhere,
There's time to spareCopy !req
222. - Anywhere
- There's time to spareCopy !req
223. Let me share
This whole new world with youCopy !req
224. A whole new worldCopy !req
225. That's where we'll beCopy !req
226. - A thrilling chase
- A wondrous placeCopy !req
227. For you and me
36,997 —> 00:16:38,373Copy !req
228. Oh, I'm sorry, Rajah.Copy !req
229. But I can't stay here
and have my life lived for me.Copy !req
230. I'll miss you.Copy !req
231. Good bye.Copy !req
232. Okay, Abu. Go.Copy !req
233. Try this. Your taste buds
will dance and sing.Copy !req
234. - Get your paws off that.Copy !req
235. Why, you...Copy !req
236. Get away from here,
you cursed, filthy ape!Copy !req
237. Good bye.Copy !req
238. - Nice going, Abu.Copy !req
239. Breakfast is served.Copy !req
240. Pretty lady, buy a pot.
No finer pot in brass or silver.Copy !req
241. Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs.Copy !req
242. Sugar dates and pistachios.Copy !req
243. Would the lady like a necklace?Copy !req
244. A pretty necklace for a pretty lady.Copy !req
245. Fresh fish!Copy !req
246. We catch 'em, you buy 'em!Copy !req
247. Oh, no. I don't think so.Copy !req
248. - Oh!Copy !req
249. - Excuse me.Copy !req
250. I'm really very sorry.Copy !req
251. Wow.Copy !req
252. Uh-oh.Copy !req
253. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
254. Oh, you must be hungry.Copy !req
255. Here you go.Copy !req
256. You'd better be able to pay for that.Copy !req
257. - Pay?
- No one steals from my cart.Copy !req
258. Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
I don't have any money.Copy !req
259. - Thief!
- Please...Copy !req
260. If you let me go to the palace,
I can get some from the sultan.Copy !req
261. Do you know
what the penalty is for stealing?Copy !req
262. No! No, please!Copy !req
263. Thank you, kind sir.
I'm so glad you found her.Copy !req
264. I've been looking all over for you.Copy !req
265. - What are you doing?
- Just play along.Copy !req
266. You, uh, know this girl?Copy !req
267. Sadly, yes. She is my sister.Copy !req
268. She's a little crazy.Copy !req
269. She said she knew the sultan.Copy !req
270. She thinks the monkey is the sultan.Copy !req
271. O wise Sultan, how may I serve you?Copy !req
272. Tragic, isn't it?Copy !req
273. But no harm done.Copy !req
274. Now, come along, sis.
Time to go see the doctor.Copy !req
275. Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you?Copy !req
276. No, no, no. Not that one.
Come on, Sultan.Copy !req
277. Huh? What?Copy !req
278. Come back here, you little thieves!Copy !req
279. With all due respect, Your Rottenness,Copy !req
280. couldn't we just wait for a real storm?Copy !req
281. Save your breath, Iago. Faster.Copy !req
282. Yes, O mighty evil one.Copy !req
283. Part, sands of time.Copy !req
284. Reveal to me the one
who can enter the cave.Copy !req
285. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
286. There he is.Copy !req
287. My diamond in the rough.Copy !req
288. That's him? That's the clown
we've been waitin' for?Copy !req
289. Let's have the guards extend him
an invitation to the palace, shall we?Copy !req
290. Swell.Copy !req
291. Almost there.Copy !req
292. I want to thank you
for stopping that man.Copy !req
293. Uh, forget it.Copy !req
294. So, this is your first time
in the marketplace, huh?Copy !req
295. Is it that obvious?Copy !req
296. Well, you do kind of stand out.Copy !req
297. I mean, uh, you don't seem to know
how dangerous Agrabah can be.Copy !req
298. Hmm. I'm a fast learner.Copy !req
299. Wow.Copy !req
300. Hey.Copy !req
301. Come on. This way.Copy !req
302. Whoa. Watch your head there.Copy !req
303. Be careful.Copy !req
304. Is this where you live?Copy !req
305. Yep. Just me and Abu.
Come and go as we please.Copy !req
306. That sounds fabulous.Copy !req
307. Well, it's not much,
but it's got a great view.Copy !req
308. Wow. The palace looks
pretty amazing, huh?Copy !req
309. Oh, it's wonderful.Copy !req
310. I wonder what it would
be like to live there,Copy !req
311. and have servants and valets.Copy !req
312. Oh, sure. People who tell you
where to go and how to dress.Copy !req
313. It's better than here.Copy !req
314. You're always scraping for food
and ducking the guards.Copy !req
315. You're not free
to make your own choices.Copy !req
316. - Sometimes you feel so...
- You're just...Copy !req
317. - Trapped.
- Trapped.Copy !req
318. So, where are you from?Copy !req
319. What does it matter?Copy !req
320. I ran away and I am not going back.Copy !req
321. - Really? How come?
- Why, you...Copy !req
322. My father's forcing me to get married.Copy !req
323. That's... That's awful.Copy !req
324. Abu!Copy !req
325. What?Copy !req
326. Abu says, uh, that's not fair.Copy !req
327. What?Copy !req
328. - Oh, did he?
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
329. And does Abu
have anything else to say?Copy !req
330. Well, uh, he wishes there was
something he could do to help.Copy !req
331. Oh, boy.Copy !req
332. Hmm.Copy !req
333. Tell him that's very sweet.Copy !req
334. Here you are.Copy !req
335. - They're after me!
- They're after you?Copy !req
336. My father must have sent them...Copy !req
337. - Do you trust me?
- What?Copy !req
338. - Do you trust me?
- Yes...Copy !req
339. Then jump!Copy !req
340. We just keep running into each other,
don't we, street rat?Copy !req
341. Run! Go! Get out of here!Copy !req
342. Get this thing off of me!Copy !req
343. - It's the dungeon for you, boy.
- Get off of me.Copy !req
344. Let him go.Copy !req
345. - Looky here, men. A street mouse.Copy !req
346. Unhand him, by order of the princess.Copy !req
347. Princess Jasmine.Copy !req
348. - The princess?
Princess?Copy !req
349. What are you doing outside the palace?
And with this street rat.Copy !req
350. That's not your concern.
Do as I command. Release him.Copy !req
351. I would, Princess,
except my orders come from Jafar.Copy !req
352. - You'll have to take it up with him.
- Believe me, I will.Copy !req
353. Jafar?Copy !req
354. Oh, Princess.Copy !req
355. Awk! Jafar, I'm stuck.Copy !req
356. How may I be of service to you?Copy !req
357. The guards just took a boy
from the market, on your orders.Copy !req
358. Your father has charged me
with keeping peace in Agrabah.Copy !req
359. - The boy was a criminal.
- What was his crime?Copy !req
360. I can't breathe, Jafar.Copy !req
361. Why, kidnapping the princess,
of course.Copy !req
362. If you could just... Aah! That hurt!Copy !req
363. He didn't kidnap me. I ran away.Copy !req
364. Oh, dear.Copy !req
365. Oh, how frightfully upsetting.
Had I but known...Copy !req
366. What do you mean?Copy !req
367. Sadly, the boy's sentence
has already been carried out.Copy !req
368. What sentence?Copy !req
369. - Death.Copy !req
370. - By beheading.
- No.Copy !req
371. I am exceedingly sorry, Princess.Copy !req
372. How could you?Copy !req
373. So, how did it go?Copy !req
374. I think she took it rather well.Copy !req
375. It's all my fault, Rajah.Copy !req
376. - I didn't even know his name.Copy !req
377. She was the princess. I can't believe it.Copy !req
378. I must have sounded so stupid to her.Copy !req
379. Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! Hello!Copy !req
380. Abu. Down here.Copy !req
381. Come on, help me out of these.Copy !req
382. Hey, she was in trouble.
Ah, she was worth it.Copy !req
383. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
384. Don't worry, Abu.
I'll never see her again.Copy !req
385. I'm a street rat, remember?
And there's a law.Copy !req
386. She's gotta marry a prince.Copy !req
387. - She deserves a prince.
- Ta-da!Copy !req
388. I'm a fool.Copy !req
389. You're only a fool
if you give up, boy.Copy !req
390. Who are you?Copy !req
391. A lowly prisoner, like yourself.Copy !req
392. But together, perhaps we can be more.Copy !req
393. I'm listening.Copy !req
394. There is a cave, boy,
a Cave of Wonders,Copy !req
395. filled with treasures
beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
396. Ooh!Copy !req
397. Treasure enough to impress
even your princess, I'd wager.Copy !req
398. Jafar, can you hurry up?
I'm dyin' in here.Copy !req
399. - But the law says only a prince can...Copy !req
400. You've heard of the golden rule,
haven't you?Copy !req
401. Whoever has the gold makes the rules.Copy !req
402. Why would you share all of this
wonderful treasure with me?Copy !req
403. I need a young pair of legs
and a strong back to go in after it.Copy !req
404. Uh, one problem.Copy !req
405. It's out there. We're in here.Copy !req
406. Uh-uh. Things aren't always
what they seem.Copy !req
407. So, do we have a deal?Copy !req
408. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
409. Who disturbs my slumber?Copy !req
410. Uh, it is I, Aladdin.Copy !req
411. Proceed.Copy !req
412. Touch nothing but the lamp.Copy !req
413. Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp,Copy !req
414. and then you shall have your reward.Copy !req
415. Come on, Abu.Copy !req
416. - Would you look at that!Copy !req
417. Just a handful of this stuff
would make me richer than the sultan.Copy !req
418. Abu!Copy !req
419. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
420. We gotta find that lamp.Copy !req
421. Huh?Copy !req
422. - Aladdin!
- Abu, will you knock it off?Copy !req
423. Abu, what are you, crazy?Copy !req
424. A magic carpet.Copy !req
425. Come on. Come on out.
We're not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
426. Hey, take it easy, Abu.
He's not gonna bite.Copy !req
427. Thanks.Copy !req
428. Wait a minute. Don't go.Copy !req
429. Maybe you can help us.Copy !req
430. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
431. You see, we're trying to find this lamp.Copy !req
432. - I think he knows where it is.Copy !req
433. Wait here.Copy !req
434. Oh!Copy !req
435. This is it?Copy !req
436. This is what we came
all the way down here to...Copy !req
437. Abu! No!Copy !req
438. infidels!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
439. You have touched
the forbidden treasure!Copy !req
440. Now you will never again
see the light of day!Copy !req
441. Whoa!Copy !req
442. Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
443. Gotcha!Copy !req
444. Carpet, let's move.Copy !req
445. Abu!Copy !req
446. Abu, this is no time to panic.Copy !req
447. Start panicking.Copy !req
448. Whoa!Copy !req
449. - Help me out.
- Throw me the lamp.Copy !req
450. I can't hold on. Give me your hand.Copy !req
451. First give me the lamp.Copy !req
452. Yes!Copy !req
453. At last!Copy !req
454. What are you doing?Copy !req
455. Giving you your reward.Copy !req
456. Your eternal reward.Copy !req
457. It's mine.Copy !req
458. It's all mine.Copy !req
459. I... Where is it?Copy !req
460. No.Copy !req
461. No!Copy !req
462. Jasmine?Copy !req
463. Oh, dearest.Copy !req
464. What's wrong?Copy !req
465. Jafar hasCopy !req
466. done something terrible.Copy !req
467. There, there, my dear.Copy !req
468. We'll set it right.Copy !req
469. Now, tell me everything.Copy !req
470. Oh.Copy !req
471. Aladdin. Wake up.Copy !req
472. Aladdin.Copy !req
473. On! My head.Copy !req
474. We're trapped.Copy !req
475. That two-faced son of a jackal!Copy !req
476. Whoever he was,
he's long gone with that lamp.Copy !req
477. Aha!Copy !req
478. Why, you hairy little thief.Copy !req
479. Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece of junk.Copy !req
480. Hey, I think there's
something written here,Copy !req
481. but it's hard to make out.Copy !req
482. Aaaaahhhhh!Copy !req
483. Oy!Copy !req
484. 10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.Copy !req
485. Hang on a second.Copy !req
486. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
487. Does it feel good to be outta there.Copy !req
488. I'm telling you,
nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
489. Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?Copy !req
490. Uh... Uh, Aladdin.Copy !req
491. Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.Copy !req
492. Can we call you Al?
Or maybe just Din?Copy !req
493. How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."Copy !req
494. I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.Copy !req
495. Do you smoke? Mind if I do?Copy !req
496. Oh, sorry, Cheeta.
Hope I didn't singe the fur.Copy !req
497. Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you
in a few millennia.Copy !req
498. Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.Copy !req
499. Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.Copy !req
500. Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.Copy !req
501. Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?Copy !req
502. Wait a minute. I'm your master?Copy !req
503. That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?Copy !req
504. The ever impressive,Copy !req
505. the long contained,Copy !req
506. the often imitated,Copy !req
507. but never duplicated...Copy !req
508. Duplicated, duplicated...Copy !req
509. Genie of the Lamp!Copy !req
510. Right here direct from the lamp,Copy !req
511. right here
for your very much wish fulfillment.Copy !req
512. Thank you.Copy !req
513. - Whoa. Wish fulfillment?
- Three wishes, to be exact.Copy !req
514. And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.Copy !req
515. That's it. Three. Uno, dos, tres.Copy !req
516. No substitutions, exchanges or refunds.Copy !req
517. Now I know I'm dreaming.Copy !req
518. Master, I don't think you quite realise
what you've got here.Copy !req
519. So why don't you just ruminate
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.Copy !req
520. Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thievesCopy !req
521. Scheherazade had a thousand talesCopy !req
522. But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleevesCopy !req
523. You got a brand of magic never failsCopy !req
524. You got some power
In your corner nowCopy !req
525. Some heavy ammunition in your campCopy !req
526. You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and howCopy !req
527. See, all you gotta do
ls rub that lamp and I'll sayCopy !req
528. "Mr Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"Copy !req
529. Let me take your order
Jot it downCopy !req
530. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
531. Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'Copy !req
532. Come on, whisper what it is you wantCopy !req
533. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
534. Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on serviceCopy !req
535. You're the boss, the king, the shahCopy !req
536. Say what you wish
It's yours, true dishCopy !req
537. How 'bout a little more baklava?Copy !req
538. Have some of column A
Try all of column BCopy !req
539. I'm in the mood to help you, dudeCopy !req
540. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
541. Oh, myCopy !req
542. No, noCopy !req
543. My, myCopy !req
544. Can your friends do this?Copy !req
545. Can your friends do that?Copy !req
546. Can your friends pull thisCopy !req
547. Out their little hat?Copy !req
548. Can your friends go poofCopy !req
549. Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!Copy !req
550. Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"Copy !req
551. And then make the sucker disappear?Copy !req
552. So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyedCopy !req
553. I'm here to answer
All your midnight prayersCopy !req
554. You got me bona fide certifiedCopy !req
555. You got a genie
For your charge d'affairesCopy !req
556. I got a powerful urge to help you outCopy !req
557. So what's your wish?
I really wanna knowCopy !req
558. You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubtCopy !req
559. All you gotta do is rub like soCopy !req
560. Mr Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or threeCopy !req
561. I'm on the job, you big nabobCopy !req
562. You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friendCopy !req
563. You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friendCopy !req
564. You ain't never had a friendCopy !req
565. Like meCopy !req
566. Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
567. - Wah-ha-ha!Copy !req
568. You ain't never had a friend like meCopy !req
569. Huh?Copy !req
570. - So, what'll it be, master?Copy !req
571. You're gonna grant me
any three wishes I want, right?Copy !req
572. Ah, almost.Copy !req
573. There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.Copy !req
574. Like?Copy !req
575. Ah, rule number one, I can't kill anybody.Copy !req
576. So don't ask.Copy !req
577. Rule number two.Copy !req
578. I can't make anybody
fall in love with anybody else.Copy !req
579. You little ponem there.Copy !req
580. Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.Copy !req
581. It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.Copy !req
582. Other than that, you got it.Copy !req
583. - Hmm.
- Oh!Copy !req
584. Provisos? You mean limitations?Copy !req
585. On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.Copy !req
586. Can't even bring people
back from the dead.Copy !req
587. I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.Copy !req
588. Looks like we're gonna have to
find a way out of here.Copy !req
589. Excuse me?Copy !req
590. Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?Copy !req
591. Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?Copy !req
592. And all of sudden
you're walking out on me?Copy !req
593. I don't think so, not right now.Copy !req
594. You're gettin' your wishes, so sit down!Copy !req
595. - In case of emergency,Copy !req
596. the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.Copy !req
597. Keep your hands and arms
inside the carpet.Copy !req
598. We're...Copy !req
599. Outta here!Copy !req
600. Jafar, this is an outrage.Copy !req
601. If it weren't for all your years
of loyal service...Copy !req
602. From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with me,Copy !req
603. before they are beheaded.Copy !req
604. I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.Copy !req
605. Jasmine...Copy !req
606. Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.Copy !req
607. Please.Copy !req
608. My most abject and humblest apologies
to you as well, Princess.Copy !req
609. At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.Copy !req
610. When I am queen,
I will have the power to get rid of you.Copy !req
611. There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.Copy !req
612. Now, Jasmine, getting back
to this suitor business... Jasmine?Copy !req
613. Jasmine!Copy !req
614. If only I had gotten that lamp.Copy !req
615. "I will have the power to get rid of you."Copy !req
616. To think we gotta keep kissing upCopy !req
617. to that chump and his chump daughterCopy !req
618. - for the rest of our lives...
- No, Iago.Copy !req
619. Only until she finds a chump husband.Copy !req
620. Then she'll have us banished.Copy !req
621. Or beheaded.Copy !req
622. Eww!Copy !req
623. Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.Copy !req
624. What if you were the chump husband?Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. Okay, you marry the princess, all right?Copy !req
627. And, uh, then you become the sultan.Copy !req
628. Oh.Copy !req
629. Marry the shrew.Copy !req
630. I become the sultan.Copy !req
631. - The idea has merit.
- Yes, merit. Yes.Copy !req
632. And then we drop papa-in-law
and the little woman off a cliff.Copy !req
633. Yaaah!Copy !req
634. Kersplat!Copy !req
635. I love the way
your foul little mind works.Copy !req
636. Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet
for all your travel needs.Copy !req
637. Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.Copy !req
638. Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.Copy !req
639. Well, how about that,
Mr Doubting Mustafa?Copy !req
640. Oh, you sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.Copy !req
641. Dost mine ears deceive me?Copy !req
642. Three? You are down by one, boy.Copy !req
643. Ah, no. I never actually wished
to get out of the cave.Copy !req
644. You did that on your own.Copy !req
645. Well, I feel sheepish.Copy !req
646. All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.Copy !req
647. Fair deal. So, three wishes.Copy !req
648. I want them to be good.Copy !req
649. What would you wish for?Copy !req
650. Me?Copy !req
651. No one's ever asked me that before.Copy !req
652. Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.Copy !req
653. - What?
- No, I can't. I...Copy !req
654. Come on. Tell me.Copy !req
655. Freedom.Copy !req
656. You're a prisoner?Copy !req
657. It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.Copy !req
658. Phenomenal cosmic powers...Copy !req
659. ltty bitty living space.Copy !req
660. Genie, that's terrible.Copy !req
661. But, oh, to be free...Copy !req
662. Not have to go,
"Poof. What do you need?Copy !req
663. "Poof. What do you need?
Poof. What do you need?"Copy !req
664. To be my own master.Copy !req
665. Such a thing would be greater
than all the magicCopy !req
666. and all the treasures in all the world.Copy !req
667. But what am I talking about?Copy !req
668. Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.Copy !req
669. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus.Copy !req
670. Why not?Copy !req
671. The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.Copy !req
672. So you can guess how often
that's happened.Copy !req
673. I'll do it. I'll set you free.Copy !req
674. - Uh-huh, yeah, right.
- No, really, I promise.Copy !req
675. After I make my first two wishes,Copy !req
676. I'll use my third wish to set you free.Copy !req
677. Well, here's hopin'. All right.Copy !req
678. Let's make some magic.Copy !req
679. So how 'bout it?
What is it you want most?Copy !req
680. Well, there's this girl.Copy !req
681. Wrong.Copy !req
682. I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?Copy !req
683. Oh, but, Genie,
she's smart and fun and...Copy !req
684. - Pretty?
- Beautiful.Copy !req
685. She's got these eyes that just...
And this hair. Wow.Copy !req
686. And her smile...Copy !req
687. Ami.Copy !req
688. C'est l'amour.Copy !req
689. But she's the princess.Copy !req
690. To even have a chance, I'd have to be...Copy !req
691. Hey, can you make me a prince?Copy !req
692. Let's see here.Copy !req
693. Chicken a la king? Nope.Copy !req
694. Alaskan king crab.
Ow. I hate it when they do that.Copy !req
695. Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.Copy !req
696. Aha. "To make a prince."Copy !req
697. Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.Copy !req
698. Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.Copy !req
699. All right!Copy !req
700. Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!Copy !req
701. First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.Copy !req
702. These patches.
What are we trying to say, beggar?Copy !req
703. No. Let's work with me here.Copy !req
704. Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.Copy !req
705. Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?Copy !req
706. It says mode of transportation.Copy !req
707. Excuse me, monkey boy.
Aqui. Over here.Copy !req
708. - Uh-oh.
Here he comes.Copy !req
709. What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of AgrabahCopy !req
710. than riding
your very own, brand-new camel?Copy !req
711. Watch out. They spit.Copy !req
712. Mmm. Not enough.Copy !req
713. Still not enough.
Let's see. What do you need?Copy !req
714. Yes!Copy !req
715. Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.Copy !req
716. - Whoa!Copy !req
717. Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.Copy !req
718. Abu, you look good.Copy !req
719. He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.Copy !req
720. But we're not through yet.Copy !req
721. Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.Copy !req
722. Sire, I've found a solution
to the problem with your daughter.Copy !req
723. Awk. The problem with your daughter.Copy !req
724. Oh, really?Copy !req
725. Right here.Copy !req
726. "If the princess has not chosen
a husband by the appointed time,Copy !req
727. "then the sultan shall choose for her."Copy !req
728. But Jasmine hated all those suitors.Copy !req
729. How could I choose someone
she hates?Copy !req
730. Not to worry, my liege. There is more.Copy !req
731. "If in the event
a suitable prince cannot be found..."Copy !req
732. Jerk.Copy !req
733. "A princess must then be wed to..."Copy !req
734. Hmm. Interesting.Copy !req
735. What? Who?Copy !req
736. The royal vizier.Copy !req
737. Why, that would be me.Copy !req
738. But I thought the law says
that only a prince can marry a princess.Copy !req
739. I'm quite sure that...Copy !req
740. Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my lord.Copy !req
741. Yes. Desperate measures.Copy !req
742. You will order the princess to marry me.Copy !req
743. I will order the princess to...Copy !req
744. But you're so old.Copy !req
745. The princess will marry me.Copy !req
746. The princess will marry...Copy !req
747. - What? What is that?Copy !req
748. That music.Copy !req
749. Jafar, you must come and see this.Copy !req
750. Make way for Prince AliCopy !req
751. Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"Copy !req
752. Hey, clear the way in the old bazaarCopy !req
753. Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new starCopy !req
754. Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eyeCopy !req
755. Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drumsCopy !req
756. You're gonna love this guyCopy !req
757. Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
758. Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one kneeCopy !req
759. Now, try your best to stay calmCopy !req
760. Brush up your Sunday salaamCopy !req
761. Then come and meet
His spectacular coterieCopy !req
762. Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
763. Strong as 10 regular men definitelyCopy !req
764. He faced the galloping hordesCopy !req
765. A hundred bad guys with swordsCopy !req
766. Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince AliCopy !req
767. He's got 75 golden camelsCopy !req
768. Don't they look lovely, June?Copy !req
769. Purple peacocks, he's got 53Copy !req
770. Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.Copy !req
771. When it comes to exotic-type mammalsCopy !req
772. Has he got a zoo
I'm telling youCopy !req
773. It's a world-class menagerieCopy !req
774. Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
775. That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the kneeCopy !req
776. Well, get on out in that squareCopy !req
777. Adjust your veil and prepareCopy !req
778. To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince AliCopy !req
779. - He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
- He's got the monkeysCopy !req
780. - Let's see the monkeys
- And to view them he charges no feeCopy !req
781. He's generous
So generousCopy !req
782. He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkiesCopy !req
783. Proud to work for him
They bow to his whim, love serving himCopy !req
784. They're just lousy with loyalty to AliCopy !req
785. Prince AliCopy !req
786. Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali AbabwaCopy !req
787. Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to seeCopy !req
788. And that, good people, is whyCopy !req
789. He got dolled up and dropped byCopy !req
790. With 60 elephants, llamas galoreCopy !req
791. With bears and lions
A brass band and moreCopy !req
792. With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakersCopy !req
793. His birds that warble on keyCopy !req
794. Make wayCopy !req
795. For Prince AliCopy !req
796. Splendid. Absolutely marvellous.Copy !req
797. Your Majesty,Copy !req
798. I have journeyed from afar
to seek your daughter's hand.Copy !req
799. Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
800. Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.Copy !req
801. This is my royal vizier, Jafar.
He's delighted, too.Copy !req
802. Ecstatic.Copy !req
803. - I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
- Ababwa.Copy !req
804. Whatever.Copy !req
805. You cannot just parade in here
uninvited and expect to...Copy !req
806. By Allah,
this is quite a remarkable device.Copy !req
807. Ooh.Copy !req
808. I don't suppose I might...Copy !req
809. Why, certainly, Your Majesty.
Allow me.Copy !req
810. Sire, I must advise against this.Copy !req
811. Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.Copy !req
812. Ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
813. Ahh! Whoa!Copy !req
814. Look out, here I come.Copy !req
815. Just where did you say you were from?Copy !req
816. Oh, much farther than
you've travelled, I'm sure.Copy !req
817. - Try me.
Look out, Polly.Copy !req
818. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
819. Watch it with the dumb rug.Copy !req
820. Aah!Copy !req
821. Whew!Copy !req
822. Out of the way. I'm coming into land.Copy !req
823. Jafar, watch this.Copy !req
824. - Spectacular, Your Highness.
- That was lovely.Copy !req
825. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.Copy !req
826. This is a very impressive youth.Copy !req
827. And a prince besides.Copy !req
828. If we're lucky, you won't
have to marry Jasmine after all.Copy !req
829. - I don't trust him, Sire.
- Nonsense.Copy !req
830. One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellent judge of character.Copy !req
831. Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not!Copy !req
832. Jasmine will like this one.Copy !req
833. And I'm pretty sure
I'll like Princess Jasmine.Copy !req
834. Your Highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.Copy !req
835. This boy is no different from the others.Copy !req
836. What makes him think
he is worthy of the princess?Copy !req
837. Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
838. Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.Copy !req
839. How dare you.Copy !req
840. All of you.
Standing around deciding my future?Copy !req
841. I am not a prize to be won.Copy !req
842. Oh, dear.Copy !req
843. Don't worry, Prince Ali.
Just give Jasmine time to cool down.Copy !req
844. I think it's time to say good-bye
to Prince Abubu.Copy !req
845. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
846. Jasmine won't even let me talk to her.Copy !req
847. I should've known I couldn't pull off
this stupid prince wish.Copy !req
848. So move.Copy !req
849. Hey.Copy !req
850. That's a good move.Copy !req
851. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.Copy !req
852. Genie, I need help.Copy !req
853. All right, Sparky, here's the deal.Copy !req
854. If you wanna court the little lady,
you gotta be a straight shooter.Copy !req
855. - Do you got it?
- What?Copy !req
856. No way.Copy !req
857. If Jasmine found out I was really
some crummy street rat,Copy !req
858. she'd laugh at me.Copy !req
859. A woman appreciates a man
who can make her laugh.Copy !req
860. Al, all joking aside,
you really ought to be yourself.Copy !req
861. Hey, that's the last thing I wanna be.Copy !req
862. Okay, I'm gonna go see her.Copy !req
863. I just...
I gotta be smooth, cool, confident.Copy !req
864. How do I look?Copy !req
865. Like a prince.Copy !req
866. Princess Jasmine?Copy !req
867. - Who's there?
- It's me, Prince Ali.Copy !req
868. Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa.Copy !req
869. I do not want to see you.Copy !req
870. No, no, please, Princess.
Give me a chance.Copy !req
871. Just leave me alone.
- Down, kitty.Copy !req
872. So, how's our little beau doing?Copy !req
873. - Good kitty, take off.Copy !req
874. Down, kitty.Copy !req
875. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
876. Do I know you?Copy !req
877. Uh, no. No.Copy !req
878. You remind me of someone
I met in the marketplace.Copy !req
879. The marketplace?Copy !req
880. I have servants who go
to the marketplace for me.Copy !req
881. Why, I even have servants who go to
the marketplace for my servants,Copy !req
882. so it couldn't have been me you met.Copy !req
883. No. I guess not.Copy !req
884. Enough about you, Casanova.
Talk about her.Copy !req
885. She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes.Copy !req
886. Anything. Pick a feature.Copy !req
887. Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine?
You're very...Copy !req
888. Wonderful, magnificent, glorious,Copy !req
889. - punctual.
- Punctual.Copy !req
890. - Punctual?
- Sorry.Copy !req
891. - Uh, beautiful.
- Nice recovery.Copy !req
892. Hmm.Copy !req
893. I'm rich, too, you know.Copy !req
894. - Yeah.
- The daughter of a sultan.Copy !req
895. I know.Copy !req
896. A fine prize for any prince to marry.Copy !req
897. Uh, right. Right. A prince like me.Copy !req
898. Warning! Warning!Copy !req
899. Right. A prince like you.Copy !req
900. And every other stuffed shirt,
swaggering peacock I've met.Copy !req
901. Mayday! mayday!Copy !req
902. Just go jump off a balcony!Copy !req
903. - What?
- Stop her. Stop her!Copy !req
904. - Want me to sting her?
- Buzz off.Copy !req
905. Okay, fine.
But remember, "bee" yourself.Copy !req
906. - Yeah, right.
- What?Copy !req
907. Uh... Uh, you're right.Copy !req
908. You aren't just
some prize to be won.Copy !req
909. You should be free
to make your own choice.Copy !req
910. I'll go now.Copy !req
911. - No!
- What? What?Copy !req
912. How...Copy !req
913. How are you doing that?Copy !req
914. - It's a magic carpet.
- It's lovely.Copy !req
915. - You, uh...Copy !req
916. You don't want to go for a ride, do you?Copy !req
917. We could get out of the palace,
see the world.Copy !req
918. - Is it safe?
- Sure. Do you trust me?Copy !req
919. - What?
- Do you trust me?Copy !req
920. Yes.Copy !req
921. I can show you the worldCopy !req
922. Shining, shimmering, splendidCopy !req
923. Tell me, PrincessCopy !req
924. Now, when did you last
Let your heart decideCopy !req
925. I can open your eyesCopy !req
926. Take you wonder by wonderCopy !req
927. Over, sideways and underCopy !req
928. On a magic carpet rideCopy !req
929. A whole new worldCopy !req
930. A new fantastic point of viewCopy !req
931. No one to tell us no
Or where to goCopy !req
932. Or say we're only dreamingCopy !req
933. A whole new worldCopy !req
934. A dazzling place
I never knewCopy !req
935. But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clearCopy !req
936. That now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
937. Now I'm in
A whole new world with youCopy !req
938. Unbelievable sightsCopy !req
939. Indescribable feelingCopy !req
940. Soaring, tumbling, freewheelingCopy !req
941. Through an endless diamond skyCopy !req
942. - A whole new world
- Don't you dare close your eyesCopy !req
943. - A hundred thousand things to see
- Hold your breath, it gets betterCopy !req
944. I'm like a shooting star
I've come so farCopy !req
945. I can't go back to where I used to beCopy !req
946. - A whole new world
- Every turn a surpriseCopy !req
947. - With new horizons to pursue
- Every moment red-letterCopy !req
948. I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spareCopy !req
949. Let me share
This whole new world with youCopy !req
950. - A whole new world
- A whole new worldCopy !req
951. - That's where we'll be
- That's where we'll beCopy !req
952. - A thrilling chase
- A wondrous placeCopy !req
953. For you and meCopy !req
954. - it's all so magical.
- Yeah.Copy !req
955. It's a shame Abu had to miss this.Copy !req
956. Nah. He hates fireworks.Copy !req
957. He doesn't like flying, either.Copy !req
958. Uh, that is, um... Oh, no.Copy !req
959. You are the boy from the market.
I knew it.Copy !req
960. - Why did you lie to me?
- Jasmine, I'm sorry.Copy !req
961. - Did you think I was stupid?
- No.Copy !req
962. - That I wouldn't figure it out?
- No.Copy !req
963. I mean, I hoped you wouldn't.
No, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
964. Who are you? Tell me the truth.Copy !req
965. The truth?Copy !req
966. The truth. Um...Copy !req
967. The truth is...Copy !req
968. I sometimes dress as a commoner, um,Copy !req
969. to escape the pressures of palace life.Copy !req
970. But I really am a prince.Copy !req
971. Why didn't you just tell me?Copy !req
972. Well, you know,Copy !req
973. royalty going out into the city
in disguise,Copy !req
974. it sounds a little strange,
don't you think?Copy !req
975. Hmm.Copy !req
976. Not that strange.Copy !req
977. Good night, my handsome prince.Copy !req
978. Sleep well, Princess.Copy !req
979. Yes!Copy !req
980. For the first time in my life,
things are starting to go right.Copy !req
981. Abu. Abu.Copy !req
982. Hold him.Copy !req
983. I'm afraid you've worn out
your welcome, Prince Abubu.Copy !req
984. Why, you...Copy !req
985. Make sure he's never found.Copy !req
986. Never fails. You get in the bath
and there's a rub at the lamp.Copy !req
987. Hello? AI?Copy !req
988. Al! Kid, snap out of it.Copy !req
989. You can't cheat on this one.
I can't help unless you make a wish.Copy !req
990. You have to say, "Genie,
I want you to save my life." Got it?Copy !req
991. Come on, Aladdin!Copy !req
992. I'll take that as a yes.Copy !req
993. Up scope.Copy !req
994. Don't you scare me like that.Copy !req
995. Genie, I, uh...Copy !req
996. I.-Copy !req
997. - Thanks, Genie.
- Oh, Al.Copy !req
998. I'm gettin' kind of fond of you, kid.Copy !req
999. Not that I wanna pick out
curtains or anything.Copy !req
1000. Jasmine.Copy !req
1001. Oh, Father, I just had
the most wonderful time.Copy !req
1002. - I'm so happy.
- You should be, Jasmine.Copy !req
1003. I have chosen a husband for you.Copy !req
1004. - What?
- You will wed Jafar.Copy !req
1005. You're speechless, I see.
A fine quality in a wife.Copy !req
1006. I will never marry you.Copy !req
1007. - Father, I choose Prince Ali.
- Prince Ali left.Copy !req
1008. Better check
your crystal ball again, Jafar.Copy !req
1009. - Prince Ali!Copy !req
1010. HOW in the... Uh. Awk!Copy !req
1011. Tell them the truth, Jafar.
You tried to have me killed.Copy !req
1012. What? Ridiculous nonsense,
Your Highness.Copy !req
1013. He is obviously lying.Copy !req
1014. Obviously lying.Copy !req
1015. Father, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
1016. I know what's wrong.Copy !req
1017. Oh, my!Copy !req
1018. Your Highness,
Jafar's been controlling you with this.Copy !req
1019. What? Jafar?Copy !req
1020. You, you traitor!Copy !req
1021. Your Majesty, all this can be explained.Copy !req
1022. Guards! Guards!Copy !req
1023. Well, that's it. We're dead. Forget it.Copy !req
1024. Just dig a grave for both of us.
We're dead.Copy !req
1025. Arrest Jafar at once.Copy !req
1026. This is not done yet, boy.Copy !req
1027. Find him! Search everywhere!Copy !req
1028. - Jasmine, are you all right?
- Yes.Copy !req
1029. Jafar, my most trusted counsellor,Copy !req
1030. plotting against me all this time.Copy !req
1031. This is horrible, just horrible.Copy !req
1032. How will I ever...Copy !req
1033. Huh?Copy !req
1034. Can this be true?Copy !req
1035. My daughter has finally
chosen a suitor?Copy !req
1036. Ha, ha! Praise Allah!Copy !req
1037. You brilliant boy, I could kiss you.Copy !req
1038. I won't. I'll leave that to my...Copy !req
1039. But you two will be wed at once.Copy !req
1040. Yes, yes. And you'll be happy
and prosperous,Copy !req
1041. and then you, my boy,
will become sultan.Copy !req
1042. - Sultan?
Yes.Copy !req
1043. A fine upstanding youth
such as yourself,Copy !req
1044. a person of your unimpeachable
moral characterCopy !req
1045. is exactly what this kingdom needs.Copy !req
1046. We gotta get outta here.
I gotta start packing. Only essentials.Copy !req
1047. We gotta travel light.Copy !req
1048. Bring the guns, the weapons,
the knives, and how about this picture?Copy !req
1049. I think I'm making a weird face in it.Copy !req
1050. Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts.Copy !req
1051. Jafar! Jafar! Get a grip!Copy !req
1052. Good grip-Copy !req
1053. Prince Ali is nothing more than
that ragged urchin, Aladdin.Copy !req
1054. - He has the lamp, Iago.
- Why, that miserable...Copy !req
1055. But you are going to relieve him of it.Copy !req
1056. Me?Copy !req
1057. Sultan?Copy !req
1058. They want me to be Sultan?Copy !req
1059. Huzzah!Copy !req
1060. Hail the conquering heroCopy !req
1061. Aladdin, you've just won
the heart of the princess.Copy !req
1062. What are you gonna do next?Copy !req
1063. Psst. Your line is,
"I'm going to free the genie."Copy !req
1064. Any time.Copy !req
1065. - Genie. I can't.
- Sure you can.Copy !req
1066. You just go, "Genie, I wish you free."Copy !req
1067. I'm serious.Copy !req
1068. Look, I'm sorry. I really am.
But they wanna make me sultan.Copy !req
1069. No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan.Copy !req
1070. Without you, I'm just Aladdin.Copy !req
1071. - Al, you won.
- Because of you.Copy !req
1072. The only reason anyone thinks
I'm worth anything is because of you.Copy !req
1073. What if they find out
I'm not really a prince?Copy !req
1074. What if Jasmine finds out? I'd lose her.Copy !req
1075. Genie, I can't keep this up on my own.Copy !req
1076. I can't wish you free.Copy !req
1077. Fine. I understand.
After all, you've lied to everyone else.Copy !req
1078. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.Copy !req
1079. Now, if you'll excuse me, master.Copy !req
1080. Genie, I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1081. Well, fine. Then just stay in there.Copy !req
1082. What are you guys looking at?Copy !req
1083. Look, I... I'm sorry.Copy !req
1084. Abu, I'm sorry. I didn't...Copy !req
1085. Wait. Come on.Copy !req
1086. What am I doing?Copy !req
1087. Genie's right.Copy !req
1088. I gotta tell Jasmine the truth.Copy !req
1089. Ali. Oh, Ali.
Will you come here?Copy !req
1090. Well, here goes.Copy !req
1091. Jasmine? Where are you?Copy !req
1092. Out in the menagerie. Hurry.Copy !req
1093. - I'm coming.Copy !req
1094. - You got a problem, Pinky?Copy !req
1095. Jerk.Copy !req
1096. Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you.Copy !req
1097. "Excellent work, Iago."Copy !req
1098. Ah, go on.Copy !req
1099. "No, really. On a scale
of one to 10, you are an 11."Copy !req
1100. Oh, Jafar, you're too kind.Copy !req
1101. I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing.Copy !req
1102. People of Agrabah,Copy !req
1103. my daughter has finally
chosen a suitor.Copy !req
1104. Jasmine.Copy !req
1105. Ali, where have you been?Copy !req
1106. Jasmine, there's something
I got to tell you.Copy !req
1107. The whole kingdom's turned out
for Father's announcement.Copy !req
1108. No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please.Copy !req
1109. - You don't understand...
- Good luck.Copy !req
1110. Ali Ababwa!Copy !req
1111. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1112. Look at them,
cheering that little pipsqueak.Copy !req
1113. Let them cheer.Copy !req
1114. You know, Al, I'm getting really...Copy !req
1115. I don't think you're him.
Tonight, the part of AlCopy !req
1116. will be played by a tall, dark
and sinister ugly man.Copy !req
1117. - I am your master now.
- I was afraid of that.Copy !req
1118. Genie, grant me my first wish.Copy !req
1119. I wish to rule on high as sultan.Copy !req
1120. - Whoa!
- Bless my soul.Copy !req
1121. What is this? What's going on?Copy !req
1122. Oh, my goodness, what's happening?Copy !req
1123. Father.Copy !req
1124. Jafar, you vile betrayer.Copy !req
1125. That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you.Copy !req
1126. Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that.Copy !req
1127. Finders keepers, Abubu.Copy !req
1128. Genie, no!Copy !req
1129. Sorry, kid. I got a new master now.Copy !req
1130. Jafar, I order you to stop.Copy !req
1131. Ah, but there's a new order now.Copy !req
1132. My order.Copy !req
1133. Finally, you will bow to me.Copy !req
1134. We will never bow to you.Copy !req
1135. Why am I not surprised?Copy !req
1136. If you won't bow before a sultan,Copy !req
1137. then you will cower before a sorcerer!Copy !req
1138. Genie, my second wish...Copy !req
1139. I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer
in the world!Copy !req
1140. - Genie, stop!Copy !req
1141. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1142. a warm Agrabah welcome
for Sorcerer Jafar!Copy !req
1143. Now, where were we?Copy !req
1144. Ah, yes. Abject humiliation.Copy !req
1145. - Down, boy.Copy !req
1146. Oh, Princess.Copy !req
1147. There's someone
I'm dying to introduce you to.Copy !req
1148. Jafar. Get your hands off her.Copy !req
1149. Prince Ali
Yes, it is heCopy !req
1150. But not as you know himCopy !req
1151. Read my lips
And come to grips with realityCopy !req
1152. Yes, meet a blast from your pastCopy !req
1153. Whose lies were too good to lastCopy !req
1154. Say hello
To your precious Prince AliCopy !req
1155. Or should we say Aladdin?Copy !req
1156. Ali?Copy !req
1157. Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I'm just...Copy !req
1158. So Ali turns out to be
Merely AladdinCopy !req
1159. Just a con, need I go onCopy !req
1160. Take it from meCopy !req
1161. His personality flawsCopy !req
1162. Give me adequate causeCopy !req
1163. To send him packing
On a one-way tripCopy !req
1164. Genie!Copy !req
1165. So his prospects
Take a terminal dipCopy !req
1166. His assets frozen, the venue chosen
ls the ends of the Earth, whoopee!Copy !req
1167. - So long!
- Good-bye, see ya.Copy !req
1168. Ex-Prince AliCopy !req
1169. Abu.Copy !req
1170. Abu!Copy !req
1171. Oh, this is all my fault.Copy !req
1172. I should have freed the genie
when I had the chance.Copy !req
1173. - Abu. Are you okay?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1174. I'm sorry, Abu.Copy !req
1175. I made a mess of everything.Copy !req
1176. Somehow, I gotta go back
and set things right.Copy !req
1177. Carpet.Copy !req
1178. Abu, start digging.Copy !req
1179. That's it.Copy !req
1180. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
1181. Now, back to Agrabah. Let's go.Copy !req
1182. Puppet ruler want a cracker?Copy !req
1183. Here's your cracker. Shove them
all the way down your throat.Copy !req
1184. Here. Have lots.Copy !req
1185. Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone.Copy !req
1186. It pains me to see you
reduced to this, Jasmine.Copy !req
1187. A beautiful desert bloom
such as yourselfCopy !req
1188. should be on the arm of the most
powerful man in the world.Copy !req
1189. What do you say, my dear?Copy !req
1190. Why, with you as my queen...Copy !req
1191. - Never.Copy !req
1192. I'll teach you some respect.Copy !req
1193. No. Genie.Copy !req
1194. I have decided to make my final wish.Copy !req
1195. I wish for Princess JasmineCopy !req
1196. to fall desperately in love with me.Copy !req
1197. Ah, Master, there are a few addendas,
some quid pro quos...Copy !req
1198. Don't talk back to me, you big blue lout.Copy !req
1199. You will do what I order you to do, slave.Copy !req
1200. Jafar.Copy !req
1201. I never realised how
incredibly handsome you are.Copy !req
1202. Mmm. That's better.Copy !req
1203. Now, pussycat,Copy !req
1204. tell me more about myself.Copy !req
1205. You're tall, dark,Copy !req
1206. well dressed...Copy !req
1207. AI. AI, little buddy.Copy !req
1208. Shh.Copy !req
1209. Al, I can't help you.Copy !req
1210. I work for Senor Psychopath now.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1211. Hey, I'm a street rat, remember?
I'll improvise.Copy !req
1212. Cute little gaps
between your teeth.Copy !req
1213. Go on.Copy !req
1214. And your beard is so twisted.Copy !req
1215. - You've stolen my heart.
Jafar...Copy !req
1216. - And the street rat?Copy !req
1217. What street rat?Copy !req
1218. Yech!Copy !req
1219. That was...Copy !req
1220. You!Copy !req
1221. How many times
do I have to kill you, boy?Copy !req
1222. Get the lamp.Copy !req
1223. No!Copy !req
1224. Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up.Copy !req
1225. Jasmine.Copy !req
1226. Oh, nice shot, Jaf...Copy !req
1227. Don't toy with me.Copy !req
1228. Abu!Copy !req
1229. Things are unravelling
fast now, boy.Copy !req
1230. Get the point?Copy !req
1231. I'm just getting warmed up.Copy !req
1232. Are you afraid to fight me yourself,
you cowardly snake?Copy !req
1233. A snake, am I?Copy !req
1234. Perhaps you'd like to see
how snakelike I can be.Copy !req
1235. Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rakeCopy !req
1236. Stick that sword into that snakeCopy !req
1237. You stay out of this.Copy !req
1238. Jafar, Jafar, he's our man.
If he can't do it... Great!Copy !req
1239. Aladdin.Copy !req
1240. Jasmine, hang on.Copy !req
1241. You little fool.Copy !req
1242. You thought you could defeat
the most powerful being on Earth.Copy !req
1243. Squeeze him, Jafar.
Squeeze him like a... Awk!Copy !req
1244. Without the genie, boy, you're nothing.Copy !req
1245. The genie. The genie.Copy !req
1246. The genie has more power
than you'll ever have.Copy !req
1247. What?Copy !req
1248. He gave you your power.
He can take it away.Copy !req
1249. Al, what are you doing?
Why are you bringing me into this?Copy !req
1250. Face it, Jafar.
You're still just second best.Copy !req
1251. You're right.Copy !req
1252. His power does exceed my own.Copy !req
1253. But not for long.Copy !req
1254. The boy is crazy.
He's a little punch-drunk.Copy !req
1255. One too many hits with the snake.Copy !req
1256. Slave, I make my third wish.Copy !req
1257. I wish to be an all-powerful genie!Copy !req
1258. All right, your wish is my command.
Way to go, Al.Copy !req
1259. Yes.Copy !req
1260. Yes!Copy !req
1261. The power.Copy !req
1262. The absolute power!Copy !req
1263. - What have you done?
- Trust me.Copy !req
1264. The universe is mine to command,
to control!Copy !req
1265. Not so fast, Jafar.
Aren't you forgetting something?Copy !req
1266. - Huh?
- You wanted to be a genie, you got it.Copy !req
1267. What?Copy !req
1268. And everything that goes with it.Copy !req
1269. - No! No!
- I'm gettin' out of here.Copy !req
1270. Phenomenal cosmic powers...Copy !req
1271. You're the genie. I don't want...Copy !req
1272. ltty bitty living space.Copy !req
1273. Al, you little genius, you.Copy !req
1274. - Ahh!Copy !req
1275. Get your blasted beak
out of my face.Copy !req
1276. Oh, shut up, you moron.
- Don't tell me to shut up.Copy !req
1277. Allow me.Copy !req
1278. Ten thousand years in a
Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.Copy !req
1279. Shut up!Copy !req
1280. Jasmine...Copy !req
1281. I'm sorry I lied to you
about being a prince.Copy !req
1282. I know why you did.Copy !req
1283. Well, I guess this is good-bye?Copy !req
1284. Oh, that stupid law. This isn't fair.Copy !req
1285. I love you.Copy !req
1286. Al, no problem.
You've still got one wish left.Copy !req
1287. Just say the word
and you're a prince again.Copy !req
1288. But, Genie, what about your freedom?Copy !req
1289. Hey, it's only an eternity of servitude.Copy !req
1290. This is love.Copy !req
1291. Al, you're not gonna find another girl
like her in a million years.Copy !req
1292. Believe me, I know. I've looked.Copy !req
1293. Jasmine, I do love you,Copy !req
1294. but I got to stop pretending
to be something I'm not.Copy !req
1295. I understand.Copy !req
1296. Genie, I wish for your freedom.Copy !req
1297. One bona fide
prince pedigree coming up.Copy !req
1298. - What?
- Genie, you're free.Copy !req
1299. I'm free. I'm free.Copy !req
1300. Quick. Quick.
Wish for something outrageous.Copy !req
1301. Say, "I want the Nile."
Wish for the Nile. Try that.Copy !req
1302. - Uh, I wish for the Nile.
- No way!Copy !req
1303. Oh, does that feel good! Oh!Copy !req
1304. I'm free! I'm free at last!Copy !req
1305. I'm hittin' the road.
I'm off to see the world. I'm...Copy !req
1306. Genie, I'm...Copy !req
1307. I'm gonna miss you.Copy !req
1308. Me, too, Al.Copy !req
1309. No matter what anybody says,Copy !req
1310. you'll always be a prince to me.Copy !req
1311. That's right.Copy !req
1312. You've certainly proven your worth
as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
1313. It's that law that's the problem.Copy !req
1314. - Father?
- Well, am I sultan or am I sultan?Copy !req
1315. From this day forth,Copy !req
1316. the princess shall marry
whomever she deems worthy.Copy !req
1317. Him. I choose...Copy !req
1318. I choose you, Aladdin.Copy !req
1319. Call me Al.Copy !req
1320. Oh, all of you, come over here.
Big group hug.Copy !req
1321. Group hug.Copy !req
1322. Mind if I kiss the monkey?Copy !req
1323. Ooh, hairball.Copy !req
1324. Well, I can't do any more damage
around this Popsicle stand.Copy !req
1325. I'm outta here!Copy !req
1326. Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds!Copy !req
1327. Hey, Rugman, ciao. I'm history.Copy !req
1328. No, I'm mythology.Copy !req
1329. I don't care what I am. I'm free!Copy !req
1330. A whole new worldCopy !req
1331. A whole new lifeCopy !req
1332. For you and meCopy !req
1333. A whole new worldCopy !req
1334. Made you look.Copy !req
1335. You have been a fabulous audience.Copy !req
1336. Tell you what, you're
the best audience in the whole world.Copy !req
1337. Take care of yourselves.
Good night, Alice!Copy !req
1338. Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!Copy !req