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You have a massive head.
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I mean, obviously.
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She's literally, like, nine.
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Yeah, will do.
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It's that one to start.
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a building site, so...
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Impressive.
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- I did.
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It's gonna be much easier.
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- Yeah, please. Thanks.
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- That's a trick of the trade.
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all year round, then?
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my mother's mum.
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- Yes.
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- Yeah.
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Bye-bye.
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- Tesekkur ederim.
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- Tesekkur ederim.
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468. Uh, how much is this one?
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469. This one is 45 million
Turkish Lira.
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470. Yeah, and what's
that in pounds? Sorry.
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471. £850.
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472. Okay.
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473. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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474. You gonna play pool?
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475. No, no, come on.
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476. Why don't you go
introduce yourself
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477. to those girls over there?
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478. She can come and play
pool with us if she wants.
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479. I mean,
there's only three of us,
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480. so play a couple
of games of doubles.
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481. She's a bit young,
isn't she?
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482. Yeah, but she's good at it.
She's better than him.
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483. Dad?
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484. Yeah, okay, go on, then.
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485. An hour and then
you come right back. Okay?
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486. Okay.
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487. Take your time, girls.
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488. What's that?
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489. Uh,
it's an all-inclusive thing,
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490. so you can get as much
as you want of anything.
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491. That's it?
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492. It's the same thing.
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493. Well, well, well,
look who it is.
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494. No, this side, innit,
mate. Oi, oi.
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495. Whoa, whoa,
you don't want to see that.
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496. Oi, corrupting the youth.
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497. You don't want to see that.
Copy !req
498. There you go, your receipt.
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499. - Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
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500. Thank you.
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501. Gross.
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502. They've been snaking
for a fucking age.
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503. What?
What the fuck is snaking?
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504. Snaking.
Why, what do you call it?
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505. That? That's tonguing.
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506. No, that's nipping.
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507. - Nipping.
- Oi.
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508. What we'll do, yeah,
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509. is go over there
and push 'em in.
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510. You get him,
I'll get her. Yeah.
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511. Push 'em in. You get him,
I'll get her over there.
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512. - Yeah.
- Let's go.
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513. Go. Come on.
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514. You get him, I'll get her.
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515. Push him. Yeah?
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516. Wait, I want a go.
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517. Oh, my God.
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518. Okey-dokey.
This is our room.
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519. Mmm-hmm.
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520. And this is Dad's
tiny-weeny-weeny bed.
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521. This is my giant bed.
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522. Um...
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523. Wait, wait, wait.
How do I zoom?
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524. Let's see.
Pass it here.
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525. Hmm.
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526. It's this button here, see?
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527. Oh, my God, I'm on TV.
How do I look?
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528. Okey-dokey, give that back.
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529. Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
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530. What's that?
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531. Oh, my God,
what even is that?
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532. These are my moves.
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533. Dad, that's so embarrassing.
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534. That's not embarrassing.
Copy !req
535. - Wait.
- What?
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536. I was gonna interview you.
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537. Oh, you were, were you?
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538. What were you
gonna interview me about?
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539. I don't know.
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540. Well...
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541. Well, I just turned 11.
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542. And you are 130,
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543. turning 131 in two days.
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544. So...
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545. when you were 11,
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546. what did you think
you would be doing now?
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547. Hello?
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548. What did you think
you would be doing now?
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549. Come on, Soph.
Turn that off now, okay?
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550. Okay, it's off.
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551. Well, I can see a red light.
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552. That... That's just
because it's still on.
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553. Mmm-hmm.
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554. Look, it's not
even on you anymore.
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555. It's on me.
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556. Dad.
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557. Okay, it's not recording.
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558. I'll just record it
in my little mind camera.
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559. Right. Ready?
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560. What did you do
for your 11th birthday?
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561. When I was 11,
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562. nobody remembered
it was my birthday.
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563. And when I told my mom,
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564. she was so angry,
she grabbed me by the ear,
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565. and made my dad
drive me to the toy shop,
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566. and made me
pick something to buy.
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567. That's a bit,
um, deep.
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568. It's okay.
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569. What did you pick?
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570. I chose a toy phone.
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571. It was red.
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572. - Good choice.
- Thank you.
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573. Want a sip?
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574. Nice?
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575. Yeah, it tasted amazing.
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576. Think you'll ever
move back to Scotland?
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577. No.
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578. Why?
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579. There's not enough sun.
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580. Very funny.
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581. Hmm, it's all in
the past for me, that's all.
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582. And there's this feeling,
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583. once you leave
where you're from,
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584. like, where you grew up,
Copy !req
585. that, um, you don't
totally belong there again.
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586. Not really.
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587. But Edinburgh was never...
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588. I never felt like
I really did belong there.
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589. I do. It's home.
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590. That's good.
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591. I'm glad you feel that way.
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592. But you never know
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593. where you'll end up,
though, eh?
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594. You can live
wherever you want to live.
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595. Hmm.
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596. Be whoever you want to be.
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597. You have time.
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598. It's okay.
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599. Right, top up time.
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600. No, no, I'll do it.
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601. How's that working?
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602. Let me help, come on.
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603. No, Soph, scootch back.
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604. Lift your hair a sec.
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605. There you go.
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606. Let's do something, eh?
Get this day going.
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607. Like what?
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608. Water polo?
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609. No, I'm not a good
enough swimmer for that.
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610. You're a great swimmer, Soph.
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611. You know it.
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612. Go on.
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613. It's our last few days
and it'll be fun, okay?
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614. Up.
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615. Up, up, up, up!
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616. We're going swimming.
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617. Quick, quick, quick!
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618. Play it!
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619. No, no, no. Yes, yes, yes.
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620. Here, here!
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621. Up!
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622. Heads up!
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623. The cross.
Soph, Soph, Soph. Soph!
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624. Go!
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625. Could I get
another one of those, please?
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626. Thank you.
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627. What are you wearing
your bikini for?
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628. I don't know.
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629. Are you excited for tomorrow?
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630. Yeah.
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631. Good, weren't they?
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632. Ladies.
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633. Are we all having fun, guys?
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634. - Yeah.
- Soph's having fun.
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635. - Can we have a big round...
- Yes, I am.
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636. of applause
for Calum and Sophie?
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637. Oh, you didn't sign us up?
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638. Of course I did.
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639. We've done it every holiday
since I was, like, five.
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640. Well, maybe you're
a little old for it now, Soph.
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641. What are you
talking about, Dad?
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642. Those girls were, like, 50.
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643. Okay, let it go.
He'll move on in a second.
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644. I'm not up for it, okay?
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645. - Come on, Dad, it's a laugh.
- No.
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646. They just want to hear us.
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647. We're on holiday.
We're supposed to be
having fun.
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648. Isn't that what you said?
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649. Sophie,
I'm not doing it, okay?
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650. Here we go.
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651. Big applause for Sophie.
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652. Down you come, please.
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653. Here you are, Lucy.
Come on down here.
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654. Take it away.
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655. You know, we could
get you singing lessons
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656. if you wanted
to learn to sing.
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657. Trying to tell me
I can't sing?
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658. No, I'm just saying,
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659. anyone can learn
if they put in the work.
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660. Stop doing that.
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661. Doing what?
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662. Offering to pay for something
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663. when I know
you don't have the money.
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664. Okay, come on.
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665. Let's call it an early night,
fresh for tomorrow, okay?
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666. No, I'm staying
down here for a bit.
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667. See you upstairs, then?
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668. Sophie?
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669. Okay, not too long.
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670. Pass it down.
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671. Yeah, all right, Toby,
calm down.
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672. I promise, I have had...
I have had one too many.
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673. - You haven't.
- I have.
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674. Look, stay.
Look what's in there.
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675. Just a little bit.
Copy !req
676. Do you want help
finding your dad or anything?
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677. Can I get some water, please?
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678. Are you okay?
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679. Hanging out.
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680. Here.
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681. Oh, the crisps
are all wet now.
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682. Get 'em in you, baby.
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683. Boys are disgusting.
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684. Got it.
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685. I'm going tomorrow
anyway, so...
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686. You are staying
for a couple more days, right?
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687. Yeah.
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688. Now you can get
whatever you want.
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689. - Thanks.
- It's okay.
Copy !req
690. See you.
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691. What do you want?
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692. Can I get
a Fanta lemon, please?
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693. And I have this.
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694. Ladies and gentlemen,
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695. the marvelous, wonderful,
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696. amazing, one-armed,
Calum Aaron Patterson.
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697. Getting ready to see
the evening's entertainment.
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698. And...
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699. We'll see...
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700. Torremolinos.
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701. You okay, Soph?
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702. Fuck.
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703. - What you do that for?
- I'm sorry.
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704. I'm sorry.
It was supposed to be a joke.
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705. Idiot!
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706. Where are you going?
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707. Supposed to be going home,
but I got lost
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708. 'cause everything
looks the same at night.
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709. Well, why don't you come
hang out with us?
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710. - What are you doing?
- Michael!
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711. Come on!
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712. Didn't know there was
another pool back here.
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713. Yeah,
it's quiet in the day.
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714. And I'm not a great swimmer,
so it suits me.
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715. Same. I still can't dive.
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716. So, uh, I quite like you.
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717. Do you like me?
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718. Yes.
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719. Miss.
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720. Good night.
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721. Good night.
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722. Hey.
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723. Are you okay?
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724. Yeah.
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725. Happy birthday, Sophie.
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726. I'll get him.
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727. Hello?
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728. Your wake up call, sir.
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729. Okay, thanks.
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730. Day trip leaves in 20 minutes.
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731. Thank you.
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732. Sophie. Sophie.
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733. Sophie, come on, let's get up,
it's time to go.
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734. Careful with those.
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735. A man died
not paying attention
Copy !req
736. to how to
put those on properly.
Copy !req
737. End of the lug went up right
up his nose
Copy !req
738. and punctured his brain.
Copy !req
739. - That's not true.
- It is.
Copy !req
740. Happy birthday, Dad.
Copy !req
741. Thanks, darling.
Copy !req
742. Okay.
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743. You're copying me?
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744. All right, smartarse.
Copy !req
745. Attention!
Copy !req
746. Oh,
what's this we're doing?
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747. Yeah, tricked you.
Copy !req
748. I'm still copying you, though.
Copy !req
749. I know.
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750. Exactly.
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751. And now copy this.
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752. Breathe.
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753. Right, are you watching?
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754. - Yeah.
- Feet together. Up.
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755. Up and down.
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756. - Up...
- Up...
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757. - And...
- Down.
Copy !req
758. Now close your eyes and do it.
And focus on your breathing.
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759. That sulphur shit
fucking reeks, man.
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760. What's that smell?
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761. It's where we go after this.
Copy !req
762. If it's good enough
for Cleopatra...
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763. It's kind of amazing
how Cleopatra was, like, here.
Copy !req
764. Like, right here.
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765. Yeah. Before she was...
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766. By a snake.
Copy !req
767. Well, I mean,
it was kind of suicide.
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768. It wasn't for sure
that it was a snake.
Copy !req
769. Nobody ever
found a snake, so...
Copy !req
770. It might have just
been a needle or something.
Copy !req
771. How do you know that?
Copy !req
772. We learned about Egypt
last term.
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773. What happened
to your shoulder?
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774. I don't really know.
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775. I'm sorry I passed out
on your bed.
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776. It's fine.
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777. I didn't have a key, though.
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778. How'd you get in?
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779. Reception.
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780. I'm so sorry, Soph.
Yesterday was...
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781. It's fine. It's no big deal.
Copy !req
782. No, it is a big deal.
Copy !req
783. I'm sorry, okay?
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784. I'm sorry, okay?
Copy !req
785. Thank you.
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786. You've got none on your arms.
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787. - I did.
- No, you don't.
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788. Now you do.
Copy !req
789. Let's see your back.
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790. - My back?
- Yup.
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791. Right, I need to get
a big clump for this big back.
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792. Oh, that's...
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793. Careful with my shoulder.
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794. It's okay.
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795. Sorry.
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796. Did you have fun
last night?
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797. Yeah.
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798. This boy, Michael.
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799. I met him
on the motorbike game.
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800. Yeah.
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801. We... We kissed last night.
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802. He kissed me,
and then we kissed.
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803. He's your age, though?
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804. Yeah.
Copy !req
805. Well,
that's okay, right?
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806. A peck on the cheek?
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807. Well, yeah, not exactly.
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808. Okay.
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809. You know, I want you to know
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810. that you can
talk to me about anything.
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811. As you get older, you know.
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812. Whatever parties you go to,
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813. boys you meet,
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814. drugs you take.
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815. - Dad!
- No, I'm serious, Soph.
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816. I've done it all
and you can too.
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817. I just want you to promise me
Copy !req
818. that you'll talk to me
about it, okay?
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819. Okay. But I'm never
gonna do any of that, anyway.
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820. Well, that's okay, too.
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821. But if you do, remember, okay?
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822. On the count of three
we're gonna sing.
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823. It's my dad's birthday.
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824. It's my dad's birthday...
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825. Can you sing
for my dad's birthday?
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826. Three, two, one.
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827. Hip hip, hooray!
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828. Hip hip, hooray!
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829. Hip hip, hooray!
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830. Should have gotten your own.
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831. No. I only wanted a taste.
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832. Dad, that was like half of it
on your spoon there.
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833. Photo?
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834. Uh, how much?
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835. 50,000 Lira.
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836. Sure.
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837. Ready?
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838. - Tesekkur ederim.
- Rica ederim.
Copy !req
839. Did you have
a good holiday, then?
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840. The best.
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841. Wish we could
have stayed for longer.
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842. Mmm-hmm.
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843. Me, too.
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844. What?
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845. I mean, why can't we?
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846. What do you mean?
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847. Why can't we just stay here?
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848. Um...
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849. Can't live in hotels
for the rest of our lives.
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850. Yeah.
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851. You can have the wafer.
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852. Oh, thank you very much.
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853. Eat it in one. Yes.
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854. Too slow!
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855. Last night. Time for a dance.
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856. - I don't dance.
- Sophie.
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857. I never, ever dance.
Copy !req
858. Okay, I'm dancing
with or without you.
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859. I told you, I love to dance.
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860. Dad, stop.
You're so embarrassing.
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861. This is embarrassing?
Copy !req
862. What? Come on!
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863. - Ready? Let's dance.
- Stop.
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864. Stop!
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865. Hand.
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866. - Bye-bye.
- I love you. Okay.
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867. - Okay, bye-bye.
- Safe travels.
Copy !req
868. Give my love
to your mom.
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869. I don't need
a babysitter, you know.
Copy !req
870. - I love you.
- I love you.
Copy !req
871. Bye.
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