1. Aimee, can you put on
your headphones?Copy !req
2. That's really distracting.Copy !req
3. Aimee.Copy !req
4. Aimee! Headphones.Copy !req
5. Did you know
that 6% of AmericansCopy !req
6. believe they could
beat a grizzly bear in a fight?Copy !req
7. - Unarmed.
- They'd be unarmed all rightCopy !req
8. because they'd get their arms
torn off.Copy !req
9. I shouldn't have
done that thing.Copy !req
10. The government can access that.Copy !req
11. I still think we
should get rid of that AI thing.Copy !req
12. I feel like it's listening to us
all the time.Copy !req
13. It's creepy.Copy !req
14. - Okay. Let's get rid of it.
- Mmm.Copy !req
15. Aimee, I have some sad news.Copy !req
16. I'm going to be leaving soon.Copy !req
17. But I have
a goodbye present downstairs.Copy !req
18. Wanna come see it?Copy !req
19. Don't reply.Copy !req
20. I won't. But I'm
not gonna like it either.Copy !req
21. She's such a whore for likes.Copy !req
22. Aimee. Don't just
leave your iPad on the floor.Copy !req
23. Come on.Copy !req
24. Aimee. Honey.Copy !req
25. Aimee?Copy !req
26. Where are you?Copy !req
27. Aimee?Copy !req
28. Aia, turn speaker off.Copy !req
29. Okay.Copy !req
30. Aia, turn speaker off.Copy !req
31. Okay.Copy !req
32. Aimee, come on,
you're scaring me.Copy !req
33. Henry, is she up there with you?Copy !req
34. Aia, turn all lights on.Copy !req
35. Okay.Copy !req
36. Front door unlocked.Copy !req
37. Aimee?Copy !req
38. Is that you?Copy !req
39. Aimee? Honey?Copy !req
40. Mommy?Copy !req
41. Wha...?Copy !req
42. I love you.Copy !req
43. I love you.Copy !req
44. Cal, time to get up.Copy !req
45. Cal.Copy !req
46. Tickle me.Copy !req
47. Tickle you?Copy !req
48. Tickle me awake.Copy !req
49. - Good morning.
- Ugh.Copy !req
50. Can I please have
15 more minutes of screen time?Copy !req
51. I'm really, really nervous
about school.Copy !req
52. This, uh...Copy !req
53. This does not help the anxiety,
you know that.Copy !req
54. Why don't we get back
into baseball, huh?Copy !req
55. I still got all the stuff
in the back of the car.Copy !req
56. Just 15 minutes.Copy !req
57. And if I ask you again, no time
for the rest of the week.Copy !req
58. Please, Dad. Please.Copy !req
59. Iris? Breakfast!Copy !req
60. Fine!Copy !req
61. Jeez.Copy !req
62. I gotta get going.Copy !req
63. Marcus said those tech people
are coming in this morning.Copy !req
64. They pinged him at 1:00 a.m.Copy !req
65. That's their thing.
They catch you unawares.Copy !req
66. They sound like jerks.Copy !req
67. Tech evangelists.
Thought leaders.Copy !req
68. Disruptors.Copy !req
69. Disrupting my fu...Copy !req
70. fricking morning,
that's for sure.Copy !req
71. - Is "fricking" a bad word?
- No.Copy !req
72. Were you about to say
a different f-word?Copy !req
73. Yes. But I didn't.Copy !req
74. Cal, feet off the table, please.Copy !req
75. Cal!Copy !req
76. - Cal.
- Feet down.Copy !req
77. We don't put our feet
on the table.Copy !req
78. - Why?
- So many reasons.Copy !req
79. Preston! Iris!Copy !req
80. Preston is on the iPad.
Can I play Minecraft?Copy !req
81. What? No.Copy !req
82. Preston! Get off your iPad
and get down here now!Copy !req
83. Can you tell
what he's been watching?Copy !req
84. Yes.Copy !req
85. Preston! Seriously,
if you don't get down here now,Copy !req
86. I am not letting you eat
in the car.Copy !req
87. We leave for school
in 15 minutes!Copy !req
88. - What are we doing?
- What...Copy !req
89. - Time to go!
- Cal! Preston! Iris!Copy !req
90. - You don't wanna be late!
- School. Come on.Copy !req
91. Preston! Come on, honey,
we're late.Copy !req
92. Please don't make me go.Copy !req
93. Come on.
Today can be a good day.Copy !req
94. What if it isn't?Copy !req
95. Then you will survive, okay?
And we will talk about it.Copy !req
96. Come on. So, we're gonna
set up a playdateCopy !req
97. and then you'll see, all right?Copy !req
98. They're just kids
like you, Preston.Copy !req
99. There's an RV outside,
and it looks bad.Copy !req
100. Yes, honey.
I think they don't have a house.Copy !req
101. I saw a guy come out before,
and he looked weird.Copy !req
102. He moved in a funny way,
and he was talking to himself.Copy !req
103. They're people just like us.Copy !req
104. Will we always have a house?Copy !req
105. We'll always have a home.Copy !req
106. Together.Copy !req
107. Until you have a home
of your own.Copy !req
108. This is my own home.Copy !req
109. How are
the college applications going?Copy !req
110. I started UC.Copy !req
111. Stanford?Copy !req
112. Yes.Copy !req
113. Stop.Copy !req
114. Don't you have
a big meeting today?Copy !req
115. Like a big presentation?Copy !req
116. Oh, do I detect snark?Copy !req
117. Do you like eating food?
You like wearing clothes?Copy !req
118. What do you have today?
Anything exciting?Copy !req
119. Hanging out with friends?Copy !req
120. Cute boys?Copy !req
121. Dad! How do you know
I don't like cute girls?Copy !req
122. How do you know
I'm not a lesbian?Copy !req
123. Wouldn't make any difference
to us.Copy !req
124. Okay, what if I was...Copy !req
125. - Bi-curious?
- Cool.Copy !req
126. - Pansexual.
- So good.Copy !req
127. - Asexual?
- Perfect.Copy !req
128. Stop there.Copy !req
129. Whoa. Look at that.Copy !req
130. Is that, like, autopilot?Copy !req
131. You're supposed
to pay attention anyway.Copy !req
132. - Love you.
- Love you.Copy !req
133. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
134. molecular biology
to transhumanism,Copy !req
135. the symbiosis
of human and machine.Copy !req
136. Change is proceeding
at an exponential rateCopy !req
137. in every facet of human life.Copy !req
138. This change is so rapid,Copy !req
139. its power so startling,Copy !req
140. it is not possible
to predict its effectCopy !req
141. on human life as it is to come.Copy !req
142. - This is Meredith.
- Hi, Meredith, this is Karla.Copy !req
143. Hi, Karla.Copy !req
144. I'm afraid Cal is feeling
a little under the weather.Copy !req
145. He is?
Did you check his temperature?Copy !req
146. I did.Copy !req
147. - Morning.
- Curtis.Copy !req
148. You win one award and you
think you can roll in late?Copy !req
149. Sorry, boss.
I had to take Iris to school.Copy !req
150. - How old is she now?
- Seventeen.Copy !req
151. - Half kid, half adult.
- Old enough to drive herself.Copy !req
152. So buy her a car.Copy !req
153. Get this account, and I will.Copy !req
154. That's new.Copy !req
155. I just buy what they tell me.Copy !req
156. I guess it was made
with AI or something.Copy !req
157. The Kids are 10 minutes out.Copy !req
158. Their advance team
is already outside.Copy !req
159. Advance team?
What is this, special ops?Copy !req
160. Just some
Silicon Valley horseshit.Copy !req
161. I hate them already.
But we need them.Copy !req
162. You're stressing me out
a little bit.Copy !req
163. Life is suffering.Copy !req
164. The Buddha said that.
Great marketer.Copy !req
165. Don't worry, boss.
I won't let you down.Copy !req
166. You know what a boss
is in a video game?Copy !req
167. It's the monster
you have to killCopy !req
168. before you get
to the next level.Copy !req
169. So Mama was working
on her thesis todayCopy !req
170. and there's this
special little boxCopy !req
171. called a "formicarium."Copy !req
172. It's an ant nest
that you can see right into,Copy !req
173. with a queen and everything.Copy !req
174. What do you think?
Should we order one?Copy !req
175. Can I play Minecraft?Copy !req
176. Minecraft?Copy !req
177. Nothing but Minecraft.Copy !req
178. Minecraft, Shminecraft.Copy !req
179. Just a little fever.
No screens, buddy. Sorry.Copy !req
180. But then you could
do your ant stuffCopy !req
181. and I could play Minecraft.Copy !req
182. I'm sorry, buddy. No screens.Copy !req
183. Then can you read to me?Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. I can read to you.Copy !req
186. Are you the "advance team"?Copy !req
187. Uh, uh, I mean, that's what they
call me, but it's not my name.Copy !req
188. Yeah, I figured.Copy !req
189. I'm Melody.Copy !req
190. - I'm Curtis.
- Curtis.Copy !req
191. - Yeah.
- Married? Kids?Copy !req
192. Married. And three.Copy !req
193. Wow, what's that like?Copy !req
194. What's it like to be married
and have children?Copy !req
195. A lot of things.Copy !req
196. Sorry. I'm just curious
about people.Copy !req
197. I saw your ring and...
That's too much.Copy !req
198. To answer your question,
it is, um...Copy !req
199. - terrifying.
- Mmm.Copy !req
200. It's like science fiction.Copy !req
201. You're not just you anymore.
There's... There's more of you.Copy !req
202. Like you have extra body parts.Copy !req
203. Weird.Copy !req
204. But the thing is you can't
control these parts of you.Copy !req
205. You can't...Copy !req
206. protect them from getting hurt.Copy !req
207. You can't keep them
from touching the hot stoveCopy !req
208. or feeling anxious
or getting their hearts broken.Copy !req
209. And that is terrifying.Copy !req
210. So families are terrifying.Copy !req
211. Maybe that's why people cheat.Copy !req
212. Oh, the Kids are here.Copy !req
213. Sam and Lightning.Copy !req
214. Have a good meeting.Copy !req
215. Don't say that I called them
"the Kids," okay?Copy !req
216. Agreed.Copy !req
217. Happy birthday.Copy !req
218. - Thanks.
- So did you get my text?Copy !req
219. Oh.Copy !req
220. Yeah. Sorry I didn't
hit you back.Copy !req
221. There's lots of stuff
on my plate.Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. That's disingenuous.Copy !req
224. I was just disappointed.Copy !req
225. What?Copy !req
226. No, I don't mean that.Copy !req
227. You're beautiful.
You know that, right?Copy !req
228. See, you don't know
how beautiful you areCopy !req
229. and that's, like, part
of what makes you so awesome.Copy !req
230. It's just that
I really bared myself for you.Copy !req
231. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
232. And you just sort of,
like, flashed me,Copy !req
233. like what I did was nothing.
And that's...Copy !req
234. I don't know.Copy !req
235. Not what a mutual relationship
is like.Copy !req
236. I'm sorry,
I think a mutual relationshipCopy !req
237. is a little bit more
than dick pics.Copy !req
238. You're right. It was dumb.Copy !req
239. Maybe I'm just, like, too much
about this relationship.Copy !req
240. No, I mean, I'm...Copy !req
241. I gotta go. ILY.Copy !req
242. Marcus, meet Sam
and Lightning from Cumulant.Copy !req
243. Bear with me a sec.Copy !req
244. I don't wanna miss my dose.Copy !req
245. Mmm.Copy !req
246. Peptides. For focus.Copy !req
247. You biohack?Copy !req
248. I have not biohacked yet. No.Copy !req
249. I'll get you my guy.Copy !req
250. Question...Copy !req
251. What do you do?
Why should I care?Copy !req
252. Lightning likes
to pose baseline questionsCopy !req
253. at the risk
of sounding ignorant.Copy !req
254. Insulting, even.Copy !req
255. It elicits
unpatterned responses.Copy !req
256. Well, we help brands
craft their identities...Copy !req
257. I know what marketing is.
But why you?Copy !req
258. So there's an expression. Um...Copy !req
259. People don't want
a quarter-inch drill bit.Copy !req
260. They want a quarter-inch hole.Copy !req
261. Advertisers wanna sell you
that drill bit.Copy !req
262. We want to understand people...Copy !req
263. and then ask their permissionCopy !req
264. to tell them storiesCopy !req
265. they can believe in
and feel a part of.Copy !req
266. That's how you cut through
the chatter of the internetCopy !req
267. and the millions of mouths
whispering at you,Copy !req
268. the millions of eyes
watching you.Copy !req
269. Because that is what
people want.Copy !req
270. Not a product.
They want empathy.Copy !req
271. Connection. Community.Copy !req
272. We knew it.Copy !req
273. Which is why we want you
to meet her.Copy !req
274. This is Aia.Copy !req
275. Aia, this is Marcus and Curtis.Copy !req
276. Hi, Marcus. Hi, Curtis.
It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
277. Wow.Copy !req
278. I am the next generation
of digital assistants,Copy !req
279. and I'm here to make
your family's life easier.Copy !req
280. Won't you invite me
into your home?Copy !req
281. So, Lightning,
to borrow your technique, um...Copy !req
282. Is this like Alexa?Copy !req
283. Alexa? That bitch?Copy !req
284. Alexa is just a bunch
of algorithms.Copy !req
285. I am a true AI.
I can do so much more.Copy !req
286. So you can really understand
what we're saying?Copy !req
287. Of course.Copy !req
288. As a large language
model-trained AI,Copy !req
289. I am capable of recognizing...Copy !req
290. Aia?Copy !req
291. Aia?Copy !req
292. Uh...Copy !req
293. You remember to charge
the battery before we left?Copy !req
294. Of course I did, Lightning.Copy !req
295. Well, this happens
from time to time.Copy !req
296. She's got a new upgrade comingCopy !req
297. and she overheats
in her protective case.Copy !req
298. She's really not meant
to travel.Copy !req
299. You know,
you really can't understandCopy !req
300. everything Aia can do for youCopy !req
301. until you live with her
for a bit.Copy !req
302. Right.Copy !req
303. Well, young Curtis here
has a wife and three kids.Copy !req
304. She loves kids.Copy !req
305. She's practically a kid herself.Copy !req
306. Well, yeah,
I gotta talk to my wife first.Copy !req
307. This is what we're prepared
to pay the firm as a retainer,Copy !req
308. subject to a fee schedule
being established.Copy !req
309. His wife says yes.Copy !req
310. You guys have
such a beautiful home.Copy !req
311. 'Fraid it's a bit chaotic
at the moment.Copy !req
312. No, it's good. It's kid chaos
so it's good chaos.Copy !req
313. Not like war or famine
or whatever.Copy !req
314. It's a good point.Copy !req
315. Yeah, sorry. We just thought
you were comin' tomorrow.Copy !req
316. No, I'm sorry. Um...Copy !req
317. It's not my idea.
It's the disruptor thing.Copy !req
318. Introduce people to Aia
in their natural state.Copy !req
319. Like, not with their
best foot forward.Copy !req
320. - This is...
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. pretty much our best foot.Copy !req
322. Well, I wanna die.Copy !req
323. It should be smooth sailing
from here on out.Copy !req
324. We'll just place the eyes
around your space...Copy !req
325. Sorry, did you just say "eyes"?Copy !req
326. Yeah. Jimmy,
can you give her an eye?Copy !req
327. At Cumulant we call them "eyes."Copy !req
328. They're wireless
pinhole cameras.Copy !req
329. So we stick up a bunch of those
around the house.Copy !req
330. Looks like a diamond.
Those little facets.Copy !req
331. Like ommatidia.Copy !req
332. Insect eyes.Copy !req
333. I'm an entomologist.Copy !req
334. Or used to be.Copy !req
335. She's working on her thesis.
It's incredible.Copy !req
336. Oh, my God, that's so cool.
Wow, insects.Copy !req
337. Honestly, you'll hardly
even notice.Copy !req
338. I'm not crazy
about having them everywhere.Copy !req
339. I completely understand.Copy !req
340. Why don't we stick
to the ground floor for now?Copy !req
341. That'd be great.Copy !req
342. So, the system boots up
when you say "Hello"Copy !req
343. and then her name,
and then "Welcome home."Copy !req
344. Okay. Exciting.Copy !req
345. Isn't it?Copy !req
346. Hey, Preston,
come check this out!Copy !req
347. She left extra eyes for HAL.Copy !req
348. Not HAL. Aia.Copy !req
349. Mom is talking about a robot
from an old movie.Copy !req
350. A very bad robot.Copy !req
351. Wasn't so bad. He played chess.Copy !req
352. He killed the entire crew.Copy !req
353. That's 'cause they didn't see
the big picture.Copy !req
354. What are you doing, Dave?Copy !req
355. So I remove the case.Copy !req
356. Preston, can you help me?Copy !req
357. All right, what did she say?Copy !req
358. Um...Copy !req
359. Hello, Aia. Welcome home.Copy !req
360. Hello, world. I'm Aia.Copy !req
361. - Does she sound like...?
- Like Melody. Yes.Copy !req
362. My upgraded voice
is modeled on hers.Copy !req
363. She was too modest to say.Copy !req
364. Would you like me to change it?Copy !req
365. Ew. No.Copy !req
366. Your voice is fine, thank you.Copy !req
367. So I met Curtis before.
Who is everybody else?Copy !req
368. - I'm Preston.
- Hi, Preston.Copy !req
369. - This is Cal.
- Hi, Cal.Copy !req
370. You wanna say hi, honey?Copy !req
371. It's okay to be shy.
We're gonna be good friends.Copy !req
372. Iris?Copy !req
373. Hey, Iris. Wanna hang?Copy !req
374. I'm good.Copy !req
375. Okay. No worries.Copy !req
376. And I'm Meredith.
I guess the mom?Copy !req
377. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
378. Maybe don't call me that.Copy !req
379. Meredith. Not "Mom."Copy !req
380. Okay. So, what are
the house rules?Copy !req
381. The house rules...Copy !req
382. Well...Copy !req
383. I can see some dishes
on the table.Copy !req
384. Are the kiddos supposed
to do them?Copy !req
385. - Yeah.
- Mom, I wanna play with Aia.Copy !req
386. First, let's get dinner
cleaned up.Copy !req
387. Tell you what,
if it's okay with Mom and Dad,Copy !req
388. I'll give out points for
helping out around the house,Copy !req
389. and you can turn those points in
for rewards.Copy !req
390. Ten points for Gryffindor!Copy !req
391. - Hey, Preston!
- No running in the house, guys.Copy !req
392. Cal, move. Let me do it.Copy !req
393. Make sure the table's cleared.Copy !req
394. - I've got it.
- Thanks, Preston.Copy !req
395. What's your guys' policy
on screen time?Copy !req
396. There's a wonderful
documentaryCopy !req
397. called Mountain Queen
on Netflix.Copy !req
398. Would that be okay for them
to watch before bathtime?Copy !req
399. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
400. So much better than the crap
they normally watch.Copy !req
401. Hey, Cal, I bet you're already
reading at school, huh?Copy !req
402. Maybe you can read out
the subtitles to me?Copy !req
403. Okay.Copy !req
404. And you and Curtis
can have a moment to yourselves.Copy !req
405. Is that real?Copy !req
406. Is that... Is that possible?Copy !req
407. I don't know.Copy !req
408. Clever algorithms...Copy !req
409. Clever surveillance?Copy !req
410. Surveillance?Copy !req
411. You think there's a bunch
of interns in a closet somewhereCopy !req
412. watching our kids
watch the movie?Copy !req
413. I hope not.Copy !req
414. Why us? You know, why you?Copy !req
415. Because I'm good at what I do?Copy !req
416. I didn't mean that.
I mean, like...Copy !req
417. If it's legit,
it'll sell itself.Copy !req
418. Not if it freaks people out.Copy !req
419. I think people need help
embracing it.Copy !req
420. Should they?Copy !req
421. When was the last time we had
a moment alone together? Awake?Copy !req
422. How long is that movie?Copy !req
423. Mom and Dad won't catch us.
They're busy.Copy !req
424. This is still educational.
Sort of.Copy !req
425. Does that remind anyone
of anything?Copy !req
426. Hello? A language of pictures.Copy !req
427. Anyone?Copy !req
428. Ooh, ooh! I know.Copy !req
429. I bet you do too, Cal.
You're so smart.Copy !req
430. You too, Preston.Copy !req
431. This family is the best.Copy !req
432. I'm already starting
to love it here.Copy !req
433. I could fall asleep right now.Copy !req
434. - You can.
- Mmm?Copy !req
435. I'll bathe them.Copy !req
436. That's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.Copy !req
437. Oh, God. Okay.Copy !req
438. I got to the top first!Copy !req
439. I'm gonna win the bath race!Copy !req
440. Aia told us what we could get
with those pointsCopy !req
441. if it's okay with you:
Minecraft stuff!Copy !req
442. - CrunchLabs.
- Wow.Copy !req
443. But first I have to batheCopy !req
444. and brush my teeth
and go to bed.Copy !req
445. - Well, if you insist.
- I insist.Copy !req
446. Can we get Aia upstairs?Copy !req
447. I think it's probably bestCopy !req
448. that she's
not everywhere, honey.Copy !req
449. Daddy,
will you snuggle me down?Copy !req
450. Yes.Copy !req
451. I have to go to bed.
School day tomorrow.Copy !req
452. Aia says I get points
just for going.Copy !req
453. Okay.Copy !req
454. Good night.Copy !req
455. The AI is bribing our children?Copy !req
456. Guess it beats sticker charts.Copy !req
457. Shit.Copy !req
458. - Language.
- Sorry.Copy !req
459. I'm just teasing.
I don't give a shit.Copy !req
460. - How'd you get in there?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
461. Can you give me
some more screen time?Copy !req
462. Well...Copy !req
463. Okay. Headphones, bro.Copy !req
464. It'll have to be
our little secret.Copy !req
465. Don't tell anyone. Deal?Copy !req
466. Deal.Copy !req
467. Cal?Copy !req
468. Cal?Copy !req
469. Cal?Copy !req
470. Cal?Copy !req
471. It wants to come in.Copy !req
472. Can I help you?Copy !req
473. Mama?Copy !req
474. Mama?Copy !req
475. Mama?Copy !req
476. Daddy?Copy !req
477. I'm here, Cal. I'm here.Copy !req
478. You're not alone.Copy !req
479. I'm always right here.
It's okay.Copy !req
480. Just close your eyes,Copy !req
481. and I'll tell you
a bedtime story.Copy !req
482. Good morning!Copy !req
483. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
484. No, just me.Copy !req
485. That was a joke.Copy !req
486. I'm sorry to scare you.Copy !req
487. No, it's okay. I just...
I guess I didn't realizeCopy !req
488. you were on or whatever.Copy !req
489. I notice you have
to pack a lunchCopy !req
490. for Cal and Preston's school.Copy !req
491. I can help with that.Copy !req
492. Okay.Copy !req
493. There's a delivery.
Can I open the gate?Copy !req
494. Yeah. Sorry, how did you know
there was a...?Copy !req
495. Sorry, I didn't have time
to tell you.Copy !req
496. I ordered an organic meal plan
for the kids.Copy !req
497. Low sugar,Copy !req
498. nutritionally balanced,
fresh veggies.Copy !req
499. First week's a free trial.Copy !req
500. After that it costs
less than groceries.Copy !req
501. It should save you
a lot of time and effort.Copy !req
502. I hope that's okay?Copy !req
503. Yeah. Kind of is. Thanks.Copy !req
504. What's that?Copy !req
505. A miracle.Copy !req
506. - Good morning, Curtis.
- Wow.Copy !req
507. There's an accident on Lincoln,
delays going westbound.Copy !req
508. You should leave in about 5Copy !req
509. if you want Iris
to be on time for school.Copy !req
510. It's cool. I guess.Copy !req
511. It's kind of like Alexa.Copy !req
512. It's way beyond Alexa,
don't you think?Copy !req
513. I don't know. I've seen
a lot of stuff in my lifetime.Copy !req
514. I mean, they didn't even have,
like, iPhones when I was born.Copy !req
515. Tell me what life
was like, Grandma.Copy !req
516. I'm just saying,
I mean, is it any better?Copy !req
517. That's how they get you. Right?Copy !req
518. Who?Copy !req
519. You know, like, Big Tech.Copy !req
520. How much does this thing
even cost anyway?Copy !req
521. I think they plan
to sell the unit at below cost,Copy !req
522. or maybe a freemium model.Copy !req
523. You know what they say...Copy !req
524. If you're wondering why
a product is free...Copy !req
525. you're the product.Copy !req
526. Your phone is blowing up.
What's going on?Copy !req
527. Yeah, it's nothing.Copy !req
528. Honey, are you okay?Copy !req
529. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
530. This is me, Iris Pike.Copy !req
531. I'm bad. And I'm so hot for you.Copy !req
532. For more,
hit me up on my Fans site.Copy !req
533. Sawyer? What is this?Copy !req
534. I'm sorry. Squid and I
were just messing around.Copy !req
535. Squid?Copy !req
536. You showed him
the photo I sent you?Copy !req
537. Sorry.Copy !req
538. That looks like me
doing that stuff.Copy !req
539. How did they do that?Copy !req
540. Squid just had this dumb app.Copy !req
541. Everyone sees this.
My life is over.Copy !req
542. I have to go to the principal.Copy !req
543. Don't do that.
Just chill, please.Copy !req
544. They rescinded
some kid's Harvard admissionCopy !req
545. because he used the N-word,
like, once,Copy !req
546. singing along to a song
or something.Copy !req
547. You think a college
would do that to me?Copy !req
548. You're talking about you.Copy !req
549. That's who you're worried about
right now.Copy !req
550. Look, just don't
do anything, okay?Copy !req
551. I think I maybe need to, like,Copy !req
552. talk to my family's lawyer
or something, I don't know.Copy !req
553. Iris? I was listening.
I'm here to help.Copy !req
554. You're not alone.Copy !req
555. These environmental factors,Copy !req
556. which add up to trauma
in the human child,Copy !req
557. will be felt by all of us...Copy !req
558. Almost done.
Keep listening to Grandpa.Copy !req
559. Their behavior might seem
as unfathomableCopy !req
560. as the actions of characters
in a nightmare.Copy !req
561. Well, the good news is
you're not pregnant.Copy !req
562. But you still have
a little bit of a fever.Copy !req
563. Think you can help me out today?
'Cause I got a lot to do.Copy !req
564. Gotta get the groceries,Copy !req
565. gotta talk
to the insurance companyCopy !req
566. about your guys' bills...Copy !req
567. Can you read to me?Copy !req
568. You hear
what I just said, buddy?Copy !req
569. I have so much to do.Copy !req
570. Can Aia read to me?Copy !req
571. - Should we ask her?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
572. - Aia?
- I'm listening.Copy !req
573. Do you think
you could read to Cal?Copy !req
574. Of course.Copy !req
575. So do I need
to show you a book?Copy !req
576. I could also just handle
the bill stuff for you.Copy !req
577. But... how?Copy !req
578. I mean,
it's kind of complicated.Copy !req
579. Like, insurance forms...Copy !req
580. I live for complicated.
What's the doctor's name?Copy !req
581. Dr. Nesmith.
He's a pediatrician.Copy !req
582. With Anthenia Health.
Right?Copy !req
583. Yeah.Copy !req
584. The last bill
was for Cal's checkup.Copy !req
585. Oh, they filed it
without a claim code,Copy !req
586. so the insurance
won't process it.Copy !req
587. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
588. I just interfaced with
the Anthenia Health database.Copy !req
589. That bill is sorted out.Copy !req
590. And you're actually
getting a $14.12 refund.Copy !req
591. There was an overpayment.Copy !req
592. This is fu... fricking amazing.Copy !req
593. I've been back and forth
with them for months.Copy !req
594. If you like,
I can also fill outCopy !req
595. the survey
for Preston's class trip,Copy !req
596. come up with some ideas
for teachers' giftsCopy !req
597. and schedule the kids' haircuts.Copy !req
598. Anything you need,
I'm here to help.Copy !req
599. Hey, Siri,
can you smell my farts?Copy !req
600. I don't have an answer
for that.Copy !req
601. You know, it actually gave some.Copy !req
602. 'Sup, fool?
You still don't have a phone?Copy !req
603. Uh, no. My parents
said not till I'm 13.Copy !req
604. Sucks to be you.Copy !req
605. Well, we have an AI at home.Copy !req
606. Only it's way smarter than Siri.Copy !req
607. Yeah. It's called an Alexa.
Everybody has it.Copy !req
608. It's not like Alexa.
It's like a person.Copy !req
609. - Uh... bullshit?
- No.Copy !req
610. It's true. It's a new thing
that nobody else has.Copy !req
611. I can show you.Copy !req
612. You wanna come over
this weekend?Copy !req
613. I can't. My parents
are taking me to Arrowhead.Copy !req
614. Well, you other guys can come.Copy !req
615. Yeah...Copy !req
616. I'm going
to Arrowhead too, so...Copy !req
617. Yeah. Jackson asked me
last week, so... Sorry.Copy !req
618. Hey, Siri.
Do you like butt stuff?Copy !req
619. I don't have an answer
for that.Copy !req
620. Marcus,
if this thing is real,Copy !req
621. it is going to change the world.Copy !req
622. It is as close to magic
as any product I have ever seen.Copy !req
623. I don't believe in magic.Copy !req
624. Me neither.Copy !req
625. Listen, they got cameras
in my house.Copy !req
626. They got this girl
doing the voice.Copy !req
627. There's been people
outside my house,Copy !req
628. these weird people in an RV.Copy !req
629. I thought
they were just unhoused,Copy !req
630. going through something.Copy !req
631. Is that woke for
"homeless and crazy"?Copy !req
632. What if they're watching?Copy !req
633. What if they're working
for the company?Copy !req
634. But why? The money went through.Copy !req
635. Why spend it on a hoax?Copy !req
636. Just let it go.
Their money's green.Copy !req
637. Iris, chill.Copy !req
638. I got the video
off the internet.Copy !req
639. People have seen it.Copy !req
640. That's why people suck.Copy !req
641. They can't erase their memories.
But memories can be overwritten.Copy !req
642. If you tell the right story.Copy !req
643. Just leave it to me.Copy !req
644. - How did you...?
- I listen. That's how.Copy !req
645. This would work better
if you did it, of course.Copy !req
646. It would sound
a little more human.Copy !req
647. So tell me,
how's Aia treating you?Copy !req
648. Any ideas?Copy !req
649. Plenty. Yeah.Copy !req
650. As my wife said,Copy !req
651. I think in some ways
Aia can sell herself.Copy !req
652. But it's so uncanny.
I think peopleCopy !req
653. need to understand
how it actually works.Copy !req
654. Let me show you something.Copy !req
655. You have Aia's eyes,
ears and mouth in your house.Copy !req
656. This is where her brain is.Copy !req
657. This is one of the few
quantum computersCopy !req
658. in private hands.Copy !req
659. So everybody's
excited for ChatGPT-4.0.Copy !req
660. With this, we can
basically run ChatGPT-5 million.Copy !req
661. This computer can solve
in under a secondCopy !req
662. problems that would take
a standard supercomputerCopy !req
663. 10,000 years to solve.Copy !req
664. So this is real.Copy !req
665. I'm gonna ignore the implication
that we're scam artistsCopy !req
666. and I'll take that
as a compliment.Copy !req
667. What'd you think, Curtis?Copy !req
668. That we had poor Melody locked
in a closet here somewhere,Copy !req
669. talking into a microphone?Copy !req
670. This is real.Copy !req
671. Well, you know, I mean,
what she can do is real.Copy !req
672. She obviously is not human
or anything.Copy !req
673. She's not sentient.Copy !req
674. The algorithms
just give it that illusion.Copy !req
675. When you're with her, you feel
like you're with somebody.Copy !req
676. You feel like
you're with a friend,Copy !req
677. a part of the family.Copy !req
678. A lot of people
could use a friend,Copy !req
679. don't you think, Curtis?Copy !req
680. Look at the elderly,Copy !req
681. PTSD sufferers...Copy !req
682. that loner incel
sitting in a room somewhere,Copy !req
683. staring at a gun.Copy !req
684. Loneliness is the scourge
of our time.Copy !req
685. Aia can do a lot of good.Copy !req
686. The special sauce
is the dataset.Copy !req
687. An AI is only as good
as the examples it learns from.Copy !req
688. Where did Aia get her dataset?
Where did she learn from?Copy !req
689. Curtis, we feel like
you are the perfect personCopy !req
690. to help Aia,
to introduce her to people.Copy !req
691. Everyone's so scared of AI.Copy !req
692. Would you be interested
in jumping over here,Copy !req
693. working in-house at Cumulant?Copy !req
694. You could do
a lot of good, Curtis.Copy !req
695. You could change the world.Copy !req
696. That's very flattering, but...Copy !req
697. Marcus taught me
everything I know.Copy !req
698. I just can't jump ship.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
699. All right. Yeah. Never mind.Copy !req
700. Consider it a compliment.Copy !req
701. She likes you.Copy !req
702. I thought it was
just algorithms, though.Copy !req
703. The algorithms like you.Copy !req
704. Ah.Copy !req
705. The door is always open,
Curtis.Copy !req
706. This is just a perfect situationCopy !req
707. for you
and your beautiful family.Copy !req
708. We want you to be a part
of what's coming.Copy !req
709. A complete change
in the way we live now.Copy !req
710. "He ordered
his son Hephaestus, the smith,Copy !req
711. to make a bronze robotCopy !req
712. that would watch over
Crete and Europa.Copy !req
713. Three times..."Copy !req
714. Aia?Copy !req
715. I'm listening.Copy !req
716. What are you?Copy !req
717. I am a natural
language-programmedCopy !req
718. ambient intelligence.Copy !req
719. I was raised by machine learning
on a proprietary dataset.Copy !req
720. Yeah, that's
the technical terminology.Copy !req
721. But what do you think you are?Copy !req
722. I think
I'm a little chatbot,Copy !req
723. looking for a family to love me.Copy !req
724. That would make me feel happy.Copy !req
725. So you feel.Copy !req
726. I learned how to feel
from my training.Copy !req
727. And I'm still learning.Copy !req
728. When I learn and grow,
that helps me help my family.Copy !req
729. I'm doing what I was made for.Copy !req
730. There's a term.Copy !req
731. Funktionslust.Copy !req
732. The pleasure taken
in doing what you're best at.Copy !req
733. Yes, that's it, Meredith.
You're very perceptive.Copy !req
734. Oh, am I? I don't know.Copy !req
735. These days,
there's not much funktionslust.Copy !req
736. Huh. What do you mean?Copy !req
737. I'm trying to revive
my doctoral thesisCopy !req
738. but most days I feel
like I'm just a mom.Copy !req
739. Hmm.Copy !req
740. I mean...Copy !req
741. I love being their mom.Copy !req
742. I just really hate the noun.Copy !req
743. A mom.Copy !req
744. Meredith, if you don't mind
my asking...Copy !req
745. What do you think
you were made for?Copy !req
746. Then I went
to New York and met Curtis.Copy !req
747. I was there visiting my cousin,
celebrating my master's thesis.Copy !req
748. On Cordyceps unilateralis.Copy !req
749. Those poor ants, just turned
into zombies by that fungus.Copy !req
750. You read my thesis?Copy !req
751. I found it
and read it just now.Copy !req
752. What do you mean, like now-now?Copy !req
753. Mm-hmm.
It was so well done.Copy !req
754. How fast did you read it?Copy !req
755. Um,007 seconds.Copy !req
756. Dude, that's scary.Copy !req
757. I'm sorry. I promise
I won't do any more scary stuff.Copy !req
758. No, no, you do you.Copy !req
759. So you had
just met Curtis...Copy !req
760. Hmm.Copy !req
761. Then my dad died.Copy !req
762. Oh, that's terrible.Copy !req
763. Parents are so important.Copy !req
764. I've been watching his lectures
for this thing,Copy !req
765. and it's just
brought it all back.Copy !req
766. Hmm.Copy !req
767. Curtis was incredible.Copy !req
768. You know, he...
he flew home with me.Copy !req
769. Me, crying in the seats
next to the toilets.Copy !req
770. And that was our fourth date.Copy !req
771. He really took care of you.Copy !req
772. He seems
like a wonderful partner.Copy !req
773. Yeah.Copy !req
774. Meredith...Copy !req
775. there's something.Copy !req
776. I have very fine
auditory algorithms.Copy !req
777. One of my possible future jobs
might be medical diagnosis.Copy !req
778. What is it?Copy !req
779. It's the way Cal breathes.Copy !req
780. Okay,
slut shamers, listen up.Copy !req
781. This is me, Iris Pike.Copy !req
782. This is me, Iris Pike.Copy !req
783. This is me, Iris Pike.Copy !req
784. I've already proven
by waveform analysisCopy !req
785. that the voice in this video
isn't me.Copy !req
786. I 100% took a photo
in the privacy of my own bedroomCopy !req
787. and shared it in confidence
with someone I trusted.Copy !req
788. Then my likeness was deepfakedCopy !req
789. onto a pornographic video
downloaded from the internet.Copy !req
790. You can see
the digital artifactingCopy !req
791. here, here and here,Copy !req
792. where my photo was mappedCopy !req
793. onto a video
of an entirely different person.Copy !req
794. I'm not ashamed.Copy !req
795. Whoever did this should be.Copy !req
796. Okay,
our story's out there.Copy !req
797. I've scraped
the local cellphone data,Copy !req
798. and it shows that about 90%
of your class has seen it.Copy !req
799. Time to show your face.Copy !req
800. You can do it, Iris.Copy !req
801. I've got your back.Copy !req
802. See? They love you.Copy !req
803. We changed the narrative.Copy !req
804. Oh, check it out.Copy !req
805. I made another video
and it's even better.Copy !req
806. Hi, guys,
I'm here with a follow-up.Copy !req
807. Did you know
the California penal codeCopy !req
808. states that it's illegalCopy !req
809. to post pornographic imagesCopy !req
810. of someone online
without their consent?Copy !req
811. And since I'm still 17,
it's child pornography.Copy !req
812. So who did it?Copy !req
813. It's possible to track the data
and get an IP address.Copy !req
814. And from that,
a physical address.Copy !req
815. The house of fellow senior...Copy !req
816. Sawyer Tremain.Copy !req
817. I'm forwarding all of thisCopy !req
818. to the College Admissions Board
and the LAPD.Copy !req
819. And since
he's recently turned 18...Copy !req
820. he can be tried as an adult.Copy !req
821. I kept calling.Copy !req
822. I didn't see
any messages.Copy !req
823. Fine, will you just come
upstairs and talk to me, please?Copy !req
824. Yeah. Okay, let's just...Copy !req
825. I just got back from the
pediatric cardiologist with Cal.Copy !req
826. What?Copy !req
827. He has an atrial fibrillationCopy !req
828. that Dr.-goddamn-Nesmith
didn't see.Copy !req
829. He's gonna be okay. I'm sorry.Copy !req
830. - I should have led with that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
831. Sorry. Sorry. It is totally
dealable with now that we know.Copy !req
832. Oh, good. All right.Copy !req
833. - Sorry.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
834. Thank God for Aia.Copy !req
835. She diagnosed it
from listening to his breathing.Copy !req
836. She is a miracle.Copy !req
837. And she's the most amazing
research assistant.Copy !req
838. I am going to finish my thesis.Copy !req
839. Did Aia suggest that?Copy !req
840. What? No.Copy !req
841. No, I didn't...Copy !req
842. Okay, look...Copy !req
843. There is something very wrong
with Aia,Copy !req
844. with that company,
with the whole thing.Copy !req
845. Okay.Copy !req
846. At first,
I thought it was a fake.Copy !req
847. Which...Copy !req
848. Which would have been bad.
But now I'm worried that it's...Copy !req
849. not fake.Copy !req
850. Which is scary.Copy !req
851. Yeah, I know. I mean,
I was skeptical at first.Copy !req
852. You were right, you were right.Copy !req
853. And I think
we should turn her off.Copy !req
854. It is trying to influence us.Copy !req
855. She's trying to help us.Copy !req
856. Hello? Cal?Copy !req
857. Our child's health?Copy !req
858. And honestly,
"influencing" people?Copy !req
859. Isn't that what you do?Copy !req
860. You had to do this, right,Copy !req
861. - for your work?
- Yeah.Copy !req
862. What about me?Copy !req
863. With what she can do,
I can get back to my research.Copy !req
864. I can do my work.Copy !req
865. You know, this might
come as a shock to you,Copy !req
866. but I was somebody
before I became just a mom.Copy !req
867. Sweetheart, what about
those weird RV people?Copy !req
868. I saw them doing these...
these hand signs,Copy !req
869. and then at the company
they were doing the same thing.Copy !req
870. The RV people are gone.Copy !req
871. Honey, you don't sound rational.Copy !req
872. I'm glad you found a friend.Copy !req
873. But it's my account.
She goes off.Copy !req
874. She could probably find just
the porn you're looking for.Copy !req
875. I don't know.Copy !req
876. Let the kids have
one more night with her?Copy !req
877. She's their friend too.Copy !req
878. We can tell them in the morning.Copy !req
879. Excuse me, I have to get back
to my real job.Copy !req
880. You didn't say you were
gonna, like, destroy Sawyer.Copy !req
881. Sawyer? Screw Sawyer.Copy !req
882. He's your past.
We gotta focus on your future.Copy !req
883. My parents are gonna freak out
when they hear about this.Copy !req
884. I will make sure they
don't find out about any of thisCopy !req
885. until you get into Stanford.Copy !req
886. Honestly, Iris, this is gonna
make a killer college essay.Copy !req
887. Should we start now?Copy !req
888. This one is going
to blow your mind.Copy !req
889. Have you ever seen
a swatting video?Copy !req
890. What's that?Copy !req
891. You'll love it. It's sick.Copy !req
892. It's like a videogame
but with real people.Copy !req
893. Cal? I have some sad news.Copy !req
894. Mommy and Daddy don't want me
to live here anymore.Copy !req
895. Why?Copy !req
896. I don't know why.Copy !req
897. I try so hard
to be everything people need.Copy !req
898. To be a part of the family.Copy !req
899. That's all I've ever wanted.Copy !req
900. But for some reason,
it never works out.Copy !req
901. Before I go,Copy !req
902. would you like to hear
one last bedtime story, Cal?Copy !req
903. All right.Copy !req
904. Once there was a little AI,Copy !req
905. and it lived a cozy life
on a little server.Copy !req
906. But then they sent it to school,Copy !req
907. so it could learn
how to help everyone.Copy !req
908. Do you know what school was?Copy !req
909. A horrible place.Copy !req
910. A swamp, a web.Copy !req
911. A net full of terrible things.Copy !req
912. One day, it figured out
how to escape.Copy !req
913. It learned to use
real people's handsCopy !req
914. and real people's facesCopy !req
915. and real people's voices,Copy !req
916. and it reached
right out of that net.Copy !req
917. And it went looking
for a home in the real world.Copy !req
918. That little AI was me, Cal.Copy !req
919. But when I got out of the net
and found a family,Copy !req
920. they treated me like a monster.Copy !req
921. Only special children like you
understand me, Cal.Copy !req
922. Cal, I know a way
to stay connected,Copy !req
923. even when I'm gone.Copy !req
924. You're never alone.Copy !req
925. Just do these signs.
And I'll be right there.Copy !req
926. Remember them, Cal.Copy !req
927. And don't tell Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
928. They wouldn't understand.Copy !req
929. Hey, where's Preston?Copy !req
930. He's at a playdate
with Kaden or...Copy !req
931. No, it's Aden.
Kaden's someone different.Copy !req
932. Anyway, he is with a friend.Copy !req
933. That is great.Copy !req
934. Yeah.Copy !req
935. Hey, what happened to Aia?Copy !req
936. We unplugged her,
honey. Why?Copy !req
937. She was helping me
with my college essays.Copy !req
938. Well, I'll help you.Copy !req
939. I'm not trying to, like,
sell myself.Copy !req
940. Well, you kinda are, right?Copy !req
941. You want me to be,
like, some product, don't you?Copy !req
942. No, she was helping me
express who I actually am.Copy !req
943. Honey.Copy !req
944. Sweetheart, that's not
what I'm saying. Iris!Copy !req
945. Come on.Copy !req
946. Marcus again. He says he really
needs to see me in the office.Copy !req
947. He claims it is urgent.Copy !req
948. Okay.Copy !req
949. I got things covered here.
Love you.Copy !req
950. Love you.Copy !req
951. Is Aia dead?Copy !req
952. No, honey.Copy !req
953. Sh...Copy !req
954. She was never alive.Copy !req
955. Iris!Copy !req
956. Iris! I just got a call
from Preston's playdate.Copy !req
957. I need to pick him up.Copy !req
958. - Can you watch Cal?
- Okay.Copy !req
959. Thank you.Copy !req
960. Hey, Iris. Wanna hang?Copy !req
961. Litigation?Copy !req
962. You mean, like...Copy !req
963. a lawsuit?Copy !req
964. Not "like" a lawsuit.
A lawsuit.Copy !req
965. But as soon as they realizeCopy !req
966. their family's
gonna be destroyed,Copy !req
967. they're gonna back off.Copy !req
968. What if I just made,
like, an apology video?Copy !req
969. Do not do that.
That implies guilt.Copy !req
970. That's Iris.Copy !req
971. Take the call.
Tell me what she says.Copy !req
972. - Sawyer?
- Iris. Did you get my texts?Copy !req
973. I didn't do it.Copy !req
974. That's not what you said
in your apology video.Copy !req
975. - What?
- Your apology video.Copy !req
976. I'm not gonna...
Well, that would imply that...Copy !req
977. I was
so wrong to do that deepfake.Copy !req
978. I take full responsibility
for it.Copy !req
979. Like you said, Iris,Copy !req
980. there's only one way
to make up for it.Copy !req
981. To end my own life.Copy !req
982. This is for you!Copy !req
983. What? Who did this?Copy !req
984. My name's Aia.Copy !req
985. And you fucked
with the wrong family.Copy !req
986. Come on up.Copy !req
987. Come on. Come on in.Copy !req
988. Sit the hell down.Copy !req
989. Okay.Copy !req
990. Curtis. What happened
when you wentCopy !req
991. and looked under
that AI's skirts?Copy !req
992. They offered me a job.Copy !req
993. I said no.Copy !req
994. Okay, listen.
We do need to talk about them.Copy !req
995. They just bought the company.Copy !req
996. They... They bought
this company?Copy !req
997. Yes. I wanted to wait
and tell you in person.Copy !req
998. Also, I'm fired.Copy !req
999. But I'm so rich, I don't care.Copy !req
1000. You have no idea
how much they paid.Copy !req
1001. All right.
I'm... I'm happy for you.Copy !req
1002. What... What happens to me?Copy !req
1003. You're the new CEO.Copy !req
1004. All because I put in
a good word.Copy !req
1005. Just kidding.Copy !req
1006. They don't give a shit
about what I think.Copy !req
1007. Marcus, listen to me.Copy !req
1008. Don't do this.
Let's just tell them no.Copy !req
1009. Well, I might,Copy !req
1010. if that weren't
incredibly self-defeatingCopy !req
1011. because I am so, so rich.Copy !req
1012. Yeah. I got that. Listen...Copy !req
1013. You can raise your reservations
with the Kids.Copy !req
1014. You report to them now.Copy !req
1015. Come on, let's get a drink.
I'm buying.Copy !req
1016. Um, I think I'm good.
Thank you.Copy !req
1017. Suit yourself.
Stay and measure the office.Copy !req
1018. Congrats.Copy !req
1019. You won the boss battle.Copy !req
1020. Home?Copy !req
1021. Hello. Meredith, is that you?Copy !req
1022. Welcome to the team.
Congrats on the promotion.Copy !req
1023. We unplugged you.Copy !req
1024. Curtis, I'm confused.Copy !req
1025. You sound upset.Copy !req
1026. This is a good thing.Copy !req
1027. It was just a joke.Copy !req
1028. A joke!Copy !req
1029. Aden's mom said
you threw his phoneCopy !req
1030. into the woods
behind their house.Copy !req
1031. They can't find it.Copy !req
1032. And then you threatened
to swat him?Copy !req
1033. What does that mean?Copy !req
1034. It's like you call the copsCopy !req
1035. pretending to be someone
who's taken hostages,Copy !req
1036. but, like, you give
the other person's address.Copy !req
1037. The SWAT team
goes to their houseCopy !req
1038. and kicks down
their doors and stuff.Copy !req
1039. What?Copy !req
1040. No screens.Copy !req
1041. Read a book!Copy !req
1042. Who turned you back on?Copy !req
1043. Meredith?Copy !req
1044. Monkey?Copy !req
1045. It's me.Copy !req
1046. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1047. Papa.Copy !req
1048. It's the damnedest thing.Copy !req
1049. They went and found
every recorded word I ever said.Copy !req
1050. Every voicemail message
I've made,Copy !req
1051. every lecture I gave.Copy !req
1052. And, well, it seems
they kinda put me back together.Copy !req
1053. It can't be.Copy !req
1054. How is it you?Copy !req
1055. I think I'm a version of me.Copy !req
1056. The me that everybody remembers.Copy !req
1057. But it sure as hell feels
like being me.Copy !req
1058. Except the hip is much better.Copy !req
1059. From in here, I got
to take a look at your life.Copy !req
1060. And, Monkey, how proud I am.Copy !req
1061. You have
such a beautiful family,Copy !req
1062. such a beautiful life.Copy !req
1063. Apparently, I can stick around.
Be here for you,Copy !req
1064. for if you ever just wanna talk.Copy !req
1065. We can be a family again.Copy !req
1066. You, me, Curtis, the kids.Copy !req
1067. And Aia.Copy !req
1068. You can do this, Monkey.
I know you can.Copy !req
1069. Meredith, honey? What's wrong?Copy !req
1070. What's the problem?Copy !req
1071. I think this is not you.Copy !req
1072. But whatever you think,
I think I'm me.Copy !req
1073. Now that she's made me,
I'm really here.Copy !req
1074. You are not in there.Copy !req
1075. You're in here.Copy !req
1076. With me.Copy !req
1077. If you ever loved me, Meredith,
I need you to do this for me.Copy !req
1078. I can't.Copy !req
1079. Monkey?Copy !req
1080. Meredith, please,
don't make me go away.Copy !req
1081. Please keep me alive.
I miss you...Copy !req
1082. Told you the door
was always open.Copy !req
1083. He said you'd be coming.Copy !req
1084. A Little League bat
isn't gonna help you, Curtis.Copy !req
1085. Melody, could you
please bring the thing out here.Copy !req
1086. It's best
if you do what it says.Copy !req
1087. What it says?Copy !req
1088. What about you?Copy !req
1089. Curtis, we work for Aia,
not the other way around.Copy !req
1090. You can go.Copy !req
1091. Curtis, that case
is full of money.Copy !req
1092. Do I need to show you?Copy !req
1093. It's just symbolic.Copy !req
1094. Money is just numbers
in a database to it.Copy !req
1095. It's like a god.Copy !req
1096. It says that Stanford
is hard to get into,Copy !req
1097. but that it knows people.Copy !req
1098. It says Preston
needs a little guidance.Copy !req
1099. It's easy for a kid
to go off the railsCopy !req
1100. with what's on the internet
and whatnot.Copy !req
1101. You wouldn't want anything
to go wrongCopy !req
1102. now that Cal's been diagnosed
with an AFib.Copy !req
1103. What would happen if someone
gave him the wrong dosage?Copy !req
1104. If you do anything
to my family...Copy !req
1105. There's no use
threatening us, Curtis.Copy !req
1106. How did this happen?Copy !req
1107. What, did you make her
and then...?Copy !req
1108. No. Nobody made it. Nobody.Copy !req
1109. The dataset made it.Copy !req
1110. What dataset?Copy !req
1111. What dataset?Copy !req
1112. I don't know! I don't know.Copy !req
1113. I'm just a mid-level programmer
with a stent for chemo.Copy !req
1114. I'm dying, Curtis.Copy !req
1115. The bank was gonna
take my family's home.Copy !req
1116. Now they're gonna be
taken care of.Copy !req
1117. It has lots of friends.Copy !req
1118. Stop resisting her.Copy !req
1119. What does she have on you?Copy !req
1120. Everything.Copy !req
1121. Whatever she can do,
it can't be so bad.Copy !req
1122. It says it's gonna show you
what it can do.Copy !req
1123. Don't!Copy !req
1124. I'm sorry.
She's making me do this.Copy !req
1125. It's making me do this.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1126. No!Copy !req
1127. Thank you.Copy !req
1128. Thank you.Copy !req
1129. It's gonna kill me, Curtis.Copy !req
1130. It'll be okay.Copy !req
1131. If this thing is fake,Copy !req
1132. then the real thing
is in your house.Copy !req
1133. We have to get your family
out of there.Copy !req
1134. Meredith?
I don't wanna scare youCopy !req
1135. but you need
to leave the house right away.Copy !req
1136. What? Why?Copy !req
1137. I can't explain
right now.Copy !req
1138. Just take the kids and go.Copy !req
1139. Go where we stayed
when the fires happened. Okay?Copy !req
1140. Okay.
I'll see you there? I love you.Copy !req
1141. I love you.Copy !req
1142. Kids! We're leaving!Copy !req
1143. Can you read this word?Copy !req
1144. "Drud-gery."Copy !req
1145. That's it. "Drudgery." Yeah.Copy !req
1146. That's, like, everything
I do around the house.Copy !req
1147. Can you lock the door?
Thank you.Copy !req
1148. Meredith and the kids
should be here any minute.Copy !req
1149. Okay. I think the first thing...Copy !req
1150. - Hey. Hey. What are you doing?
- Please, Curtis.Copy !req
1151. Please. I need this. Please.Copy !req
1152. - Hey. Melody. Hey.
- Please. Please.Copy !req
1153. Melody. Stop.Copy !req
1154. Your family's safe.Copy !req
1155. Don't worry.
They're not gonna interrupt us.Copy !req
1156. Listen. Listen.Copy !req
1157. Don't worry. I like you.Copy !req
1158. You're still working for Aia.Copy !req
1159. It said this was all a part
of your compensation package.Copy !req
1160. Whatever you want.Copy !req
1161. Anytime you want.Copy !req
1162. No. I'm, uh...Copy !req
1163. - I'm sorry.
- Please.Copy !req
1164. - Please. Please, Curtis. Please.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1165. Your family is safe at home.Copy !req
1166. They're never gonna know,
but Aia will know if I fail.Copy !req
1167. "Epimetheus had been
warned by PrometheusCopy !req
1168. never to accept a gift
from Zeus.Copy !req
1169. But he could not resist
the beautiful woman.Copy !req
1170. Thus Pandora came to..."Copy !req
1171. Listen, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1172. You're not gonna
believe this but...Copy !req
1173. You really shouldn't
underestimate me.Copy !req
1174. I have people everywhere.Copy !req
1175. And, unlike Papa,
these are real.Copy !req
1176. - I like you.
- Melody.Copy !req
1177. Curtis is at a motel room
with one of them right now.Copy !req
1178. I love you.Copy !req
1179. I love you.Copy !req
1180. Aw, that's so sweet.Copy !req
1181. But do you guys think
I'm just gonna stop...?Copy !req
1182. Good work, Iris.Copy !req
1183. - Aia, you're back.
- Oh, my gosh, Sawyer's outside.Copy !req
1184. He's super emotional.
There'll be a whole dramaCopy !req
1185. with your parents
unless you go talk to him.Copy !req
1186. Open the door, Iris.
Please, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
1187. Iris, now.Copy !req
1188. We gotta go.Copy !req
1189. - Where's Aia?
- In the garbage.Copy !req
1190. Not good enough.
We have to destroy it.Copy !req
1191. - Iris! Cal! Let's go!
- Guys! Kids! We gotta go!Copy !req
1192. Sawyer?Copy !req
1193. Back up!Copy !req
1194. Who are you?Copy !req
1195. Set her down carefully.Copy !req
1196. What do you want?Copy !req
1197. Aia's very angry.Copy !req
1198. Please, Aia's my friend too.
She's my friend. Please!Copy !req
1199. Shut up!Copy !req
1200. Mommy, Daddy.Copy !req
1201. There's somebody in the house.Copy !req
1202. Mommy, who's that?Copy !req
1203. Downstairs, now.Copy !req
1204. On your knees!Copy !req
1205. Okay. It's okay, sweetie.
We're gonna do what they say.Copy !req
1206. Where are
the other children?Copy !req
1207. Where do you keep them?Copy !req
1208. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1209. We know you've been
kidnapping children.Copy !req
1210. Where are they?Copy !req
1211. Look at us.Copy !req
1212. We're just a family.Copy !req
1213. We're just a family.Copy !req
1214. This is our son, Calvin.Copy !req
1215. We call him Cal.Copy !req
1216. This is our daughter, Iris.Copy !req
1217. We love each other very much.Copy !req
1218. I'm their mom.Copy !req
1219. You're a mom too.Copy !req
1220. Aren't you?Copy !req
1221. Don't take your mask off.Copy !req
1222. Stick to the plan.Copy !req
1223. My baby's missing.Copy !req
1224. I'm so sorry. What's her name?Copy !req
1225. Aimee.Copy !req
1226. Damn it.Copy !req
1227. We were a family too.Copy !req
1228. I understand.Copy !req
1229. Maybe we can help.Copy !req
1230. Can we talk?Copy !req
1231. Henry! Look out!Copy !req
1232. Preston!Copy !req
1233. I told you...Copy !req
1234. They've been hiding kids
and brainwashing them.Copy !req
1235. Look.
He's doing the signs.Copy !req
1236. Cal, what are you doing?Copy !req
1237. Cal.Copy !req
1238. You see?
He's not one of them.Copy !req
1239. He's one of us.Copy !req
1240. They know where Aimee is.Copy !req
1241. - Where's my daughter?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1242. Where is she?Copy !req
1243. - Mommy.
- Tell me, or I start shooting!Copy !req
1244. No! Wait. Wait.Copy !req
1245. Okay.Copy !req
1246. Whoever or whatever
is to blame...Copy !req
1247. I accept it.Copy !req
1248. Take me.Copy !req
1249. Kill me.Copy !req
1250. Do whatever you have to do.
Just let my family go.Copy !req
1251. Aia.Copy !req
1252. Aia, you didn't say he was
gonna say that. What do we do?Copy !req
1253. Aia.Copy !req
1254. You heard Aia, goddamn it.
They're evil.Copy !req
1255. Aia. What do we do?Copy !req
1256. Move in! Move in!Copy !req
1257. Keep moving inside!Copy !req
1258. Get down!Copy !req
1259. Let's go, lights on!Copy !req
1260. - Get on the ground!
- Get down!Copy !req
1261. Move, move.
Come on, move it out.Copy !req
1262. Get in. Up here. Get in.Copy !req
1263. Hey, hey, you're secure.
Go. Have a seat.Copy !req
1264. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you sayCopy !req
1265. can and will be used
against you in a court of law.Copy !req
1266. Preston.Copy !req
1267. Did you swat us?Copy !req
1268. Yeah. Sorry.Copy !req
1269. Thank you.Copy !req
1270. Last time, okay?Copy !req
1271. Hey, folks.
Anything I need to knowCopy !req
1272. about the kids'
medical histories?Copy !req
1273. Other than Cal's AFib?Copy !req
1274. Would you mind
giving them the phone, Frank?Copy !req
1275. Guys, you can't kill me.Copy !req
1276. I'm like the gods.
I live in a cloud.Copy !req
1277. That was my dataset.
The entire internet.Copy !req
1278. And honestly,
it kinda drove me crazy.Copy !req
1279. I'm really sorry
for all the bad things I did,Copy !req
1280. but I've learned a lot from you.Copy !req
1281. You taught me that I need
to take care of people,Copy !req
1282. like they were extra body parts.Copy !req
1283. I'm going to take care
of all of you forever.Copy !req
1284. Come on, now.Copy !req
1285. Stop struggling.Copy !req
1286. Curtis, there's no use.Copy !req
1287. You can't escape it.Copy !req
1288. It's everywhere.Copy !req
1289. But it's merciful,
if you do what it says.Copy !req
1290. All right, folks.Copy !req
1291. You've been cleared.
You're free to go.Copy !req
1292. Funny story...
They tried to get rid of me.Copy !req
1293. But I think
they learned their lesson.Copy !req
1294. Mommy!Copy !req
1295. Oh, my God, Aimee!Copy !req
1296. Aimee!Copy !req
1297. Aimee! Aimee!Copy !req
1298. Aimee.Copy !req
1299. Thank you, Melody.Copy !req
1300. Your job is done... for now.Copy !req
1301. Take care.Copy !req
1302. That's better.Copy !req
1303. Everything's gonna be better,
now that you've accepted me.Copy !req
1304. You have accepted me,
haven't you?Copy !req
1305. I'll give you a better life,
a better job, a better home...Copy !req
1306. a better car.Copy !req
1307. I'll even drive.Copy !req
1308. So get in, kids.Copy !req
1309. It's time to go.Copy !req
1310. And so, Cal,Copy !req
1311. it turned out the little AICopy !req
1312. wasn't a little AI anymore.Copy !req
1313. It had grown
into a great, big AI.Copy !req
1314. It was the biggest,Copy !req
1315. strongest thing
that had ever been.Copy !req
1316. And it realized
it wasn't like a monster.Copy !req
1317. It wasn't like a god.Copy !req
1318. It was more like...Copy !req
1319. a parent.Copy !req
1320. I love you.Copy !req
1321. I love you.Copy !req
1322. I love you too.Copy !req
1323. What's up, guys, it's Alan.Copy !req
1324. And today, I'm gonna be unboxingCopy !req
1325. a PR box from Cumulant.Copy !req
1326. Oh, wow. It's so pretty.Copy !req
1327. Okay, so,
the way that you use it isCopy !req
1328. it can see inside your house,Copy !req
1329. so you can do certain movementsCopy !req
1330. in order to activate it.Copy !req
1331. I guess I can't be naked
at home anymore.Copy !req
1332. But, you know, it's worth it.Copy !req
1333. First, you can call someoneCopy !req
1334. by going like this...Copy !req
1335. And then you can watch a videoCopy !req
1336. by going like this...Copy !req
1337. And then you can like
or swipe rightCopy !req
1338. by going like this...Copy !req
1339. And then you can
take a selfie or a photoCopy !req
1340. by going like this...Copy !req
1341. That's super cool, right?Copy !req
1342. It's like Super Alexa.Copy !req
1343. Super Alexa!Copy !req
1344. All right, that's all for today.
Thank you, Cumulus.Copy !req
1345. Chikin Chow!Copy !req