1. Stick people: Get those eyes!
Get those eyes! Get those eyes!
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2. What am I?
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3. I'm not sure.
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4. I'm not evil.
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5. You're evil.
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6. Meow-w-w-w...
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7. Meow.
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8. Mrow!
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9. Meow-w-w-w...
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10. Whoa. Okay.
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11. Meow!
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12. What?
Please excuse my rude rescue.
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13. My name is Meowmalade.
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14. Oh!
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15. As I was saying, I am
a secret agent of the universe.
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16. Hmm?
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17. Want me to show you
my real face?
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18. Alright, I'm going to show you
my real face.
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19. It's just who I am, okay?
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20. Don't be scared.
I'm me. This is my face.
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21. I like it.
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22. Thanks. Appreciate it.
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23. Aww.
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24. Aah!
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25. What's wrong?
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26. Am I... evil?
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27. Evil is a fairy tale.
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28. In time, you could be cruel,
but you are nothing yet.
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29. You could be kind, too.
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30. It's up to you.
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31. And if you're really creative,
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32. you'll invent yourself
into something entirely new.
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33. You want to see me
beat the last level?
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34. I'm good.
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35. My name is Little Frankenstein.
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36. Whoa! My name is—
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37. Look out, look out!
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38. My—
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39. Turn.
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40. Wait, wait.
I can do it.
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41. I can do it!
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42. Watch out!
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43. Jump, jump, jump!
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44. Whoa!
Whoa.
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45. I honor your grave, Father.
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46. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're almost there.
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47. Whoa! My name is...
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48. Damn this game
to the pits of hell!
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49. This is the spot.
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50. You'll be safe here,
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51. among the treasures
of the universe.
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52. This way!
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53. Through here.
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54. Ow! Ow! Oof.
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55. Almost there!
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56. This is where I keep
all the universe's stuff.
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57. Oh.
It collects regular stuff,
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58. and I keep it here
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59. and watch over it.
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60. Regular stuff?
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61. Yeah. Regular stuff
has magical properties.
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62. But most stuff
these days is special,
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63. I.e., no magic.
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64. But this is all
regular stuff,
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65. which is really rare
these days.
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66. Oh.
What are you—
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67. Beebop!
Um...
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68. they just started to—
Oh!
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69. Don't sweat it. It's cool.
It was meant to be.
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70. So what's the universe do
with all this stuff?
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71. I guess it's here
just in case.
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72. You never know when
you'll need one of these things.
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73. Or one of these.
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74. Oh.
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75. Ah!
You found a weaver!
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76. A weaver?
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77. That's a very
regular object.
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78. Anything you put in there
gets sent yourself,
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79. but in another existence.
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80. To myself?
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81. Here, I'll show you.
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82. We'll make something
and put it in
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83. and send it to you
in another existence.
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84. Hmm. Let me see here.
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85. Okay, now you draw
the next panel.
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86. It's a comic strip!
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87. You draw what happens next.
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88. Hmm.
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89. Okay.
That's cool, too.
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90. Now give it to Beebop,
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91. and Beebop'll do the last—
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92. End of the line.
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93. Or, uh...
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94. Hmm.
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95. Yeah.
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96. Ugh!
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97. Music Button:
For every beginning,
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98. there must also be an end.
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99. I could feel my existence
stretching in both directions.
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100. Back to the nothingness
before anything happened.
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101. And forward to the nothingness
after everything is over.
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102. And if everything has
a beginning and also an end,
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103. then this was just... the middle.
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104. Music Button.
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105. I can't believe
you're not wiped out
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106. after everything
last night.
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107. Huh? What?
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108. You are a true
party animal.
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109. Ugh, why do I
feel like shit?
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110. Oh, that's why.
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111. What the fuck!
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112. Aw, man,
look at this freakin' mess.
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113. Oh, God.
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114. Wait a minute.
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115. You can make
everything better.
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116. Yeah, that's right.
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117. Why are you acting
all weird?
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118. Come on. Push it.
Push it.
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119. Push it. Push it.
Push it. Push it.
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120. Music Button:
I encountered strange beings
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121. with strange desires.
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122. Though perhaps none of them
were as strange as myself.
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123. Come on, push it again!
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124. Yeah!
Yeah!
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125. It seemed I had a purpose.
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126. And with that knowledge,
I felt a sense of relief.
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127. Yes, I feel
amazing again!
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128. Let's party into oblivion.
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129. I was truly living
in the moment.
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130. Whoo!
Go, Music Button!
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131. Whoo!
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132. Music Button:
I could feel this was the center
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133. of something
frighteningly grand.
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134. But who was I?
How did I get here?
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135. And why did I feel
so terribly alone?
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136. Could there be others like me
in this world?
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137. Hey, what happened
to the music?
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138. Push the button again!
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139. Push it! Push it! Push it!
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140. Music Button: My anxieties had
distracted me from my purpose.
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141. Existence is so much easier
if you don't question it.
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142. I wondered
if I could kill the curiosity
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143. that lingered deep inside me.
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144. God damn, Music Button.
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145. Just when I think
the party can't get any wilder,
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146. you take it up another level.
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147. Whoa—
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148. Thanks, Music Button.
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149. You're a real one.
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150. Say, Music Button,
everybody loves you so much.
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151. How come you don't ever make it
with someone special?
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152. Nah, Music Button isn't
interested in all that.
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153. That's right.
You live to party, don't you?
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154. Phone Head Corpse:
Purpose— Destiny—
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155. What is the deal with
that weird voice anyway?
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156. If you wish
to continue existing,
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157. do not seek the truth.
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158. Music Button:
Despite the message's warning,
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159. I had to know more.
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160. I searched high and low
for clues to my identity.
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161. Oh, there you are.
Everyone's been looking for you.
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162. Things just haven't been the
same since the party stopped.
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163. But now that you're here, you
can make everything okay again!
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164. I knew of their
endless thirst for pleasure,
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165. but what of my own thirst?
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166. Aw!
Aw!
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167. As my search expanded,
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168. my button provided me
with ominous clues.
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169. The deeper you go,
the sooner the end.
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170. Also, don't go to the library.
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171. Could it be? Evidence
of others of my kind?
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172. Hey!
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173. I grew frightened
of the people's wrath.
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174. What?
Huh?
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175. My companions grew concerned
by my behavior.
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176. I'd learned so much,
but still not enough.
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177. The answers were waiting
for us... underground.
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178. No more party.
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179. Music Button: In my absence,
my audience began to rage.
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180. We want the music!
We want the music!
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181. Music Button: At a loss,
I dared to phone a friend.
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182. Phone Head Corpse:
I tried to warn you,
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183. but you chose
to seek the unsettling truth.
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184. Just look at yourself,
borne of mystery.
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185. Such exquisite chaos.
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186. Ignorance created you,
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187. and knowledge will destroy you.
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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188. Push it! Push it! Push it!
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189. It's quite simple, really.
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190. Just give them what they want.
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191. Leave your weakness behind
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192. and submit to your destiny.
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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193. Push it!
Push it! Push it!
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194. Push it! Push it!
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195. Push it! Push it!
Push it! Push it! Push it!
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196. Music Button: It seemed a spell
of some kind had been lifted,
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197. and I was free to be
my truest self at last.
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198. And to my surprise,
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199. I was free to be everything else
at the same time.
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200. I just wish my time here
wasn't so... short.
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201. Whoo! Huh?
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202. Dissident to the end,
I see.
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203. Music Button: If everything has
a beginning and also an end,
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204. then this was just the middle.
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205. I wish I may, I wish I might.
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206. Have this wish I wish tonight.
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207. Huh?
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208. Whoa.
Whoa!
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209. Holy goddamn fucking shit.
What the fuck?
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210. Oh.
I have four arms?
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211. That one's a leg.
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212. Aah.
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213. Wow. My wish came true.
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214. You wished for some fuckin'
weird-lookin' thing?
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215. I wished for a magic
fairy godperson,
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216. just like in my drawings.
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217. See-e-e-e-e?
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218. Ugh, okay.
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219. Can you give me
an ice cream cone?
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220. No, I don't have
any ice cream.
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221. But you can grant wishes.
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222. And I wish for an
ice cream cone.
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223. What?
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224. That could solve everything.
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225. Ice cream!
Okay, kid,
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226. I need you
to do something for me.
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227. I need you to make a wish
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228. that I'll die forever
and stay dead.
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229. Huh?
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230. Ice cream, ice cream!
See, the thing is,
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231. I don't exactly know
why I keep coming back to life,
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232. but it's just—
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233. I just don't want to
have to do this anymore.
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234. I don't understand all that.
I'm just a kid.
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235. Now, what is—
Aah!
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236. Jesus.
What is that?
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237. Do something, Donald!
No, no, no.
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238. You don't have to
do anything, Donald.
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239. I just need your kid
for something.
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240. Aah!
No, no, it's not—
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241. She gave me ice cream.
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242. He's allergic!
Oh!
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243. Here. Kill it, Donald!
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244. No, no, no, no, no.
Ohh, come on.
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245. My ice cream!
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246. I wish this window
would just open.
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247. What? Wait, I can
make wishes for myself?
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248. I can wish to end
this whole thing.
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249. Pull the trigger, Donald!
Oh, no. No!
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250. I wish that guy didn't have a—
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251. What?
Florg, is that you?
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252. I thought you were— Aah!
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253. Oh, God!
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254. Whoa. Aah!
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255. You almost done in there?
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256. We're gonna be late.
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257. Okay, hold on a second.
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258. You alright?
Wait, why am I wearing clothes
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259. in the— Ohh!
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260. It worked!
You've come to life!
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261. Ah, damn it.
This one sucks.
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262. Okay, Screeno.
L-Let's run some diagnostics
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263. just to make sure
you're fully operational, okay?
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264. No, I'm not doing
this one.
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265. Hmm? What?
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266. I'm just gonna
move onto the next one.
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267. Is there, like, a kill switch
here or something?
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268. Oh, I'd rather
you didn't, uh—
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269. Oh, wow. There it is.
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270. No, n-n— Uh, please—
Don't!
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271. What?
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272. You're— You're not Screeno,
are you?
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273. You're someone else.
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274. Your personality is different
from what I programmed.
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275. Who are you?
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276. That's, uh—
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277. That's complicated.
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278. And so it just keeps going
on and on and on,
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279. and I keep ending up
in the wrong form.
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280. What's the right form?
Hmm?
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281. Before you died
for the first time.
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282. What's your original form?
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283. I don't remember.
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284. Most of my memories just get
all scrambled up and lost.
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285. Hmm.
That must be very difficult.
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286. Yeah, it's—
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287. Yeah.
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288. I'm sorry.
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289. Well, I mean,
you didn't fuckin' do it.
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290. I don't know. I've always
been interested in engineering
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291. and the potential for merging
biological technologies
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292. with artificial, uh—
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293. Yeah, but why make
something like this?
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294. Like me?
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295. Well, because I, uh...
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296. didn't have a lot of friends
growing up.
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297. Never really got close
with anyone, so...
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298. Wait, I'm not
some kind of—
What?
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299. Am I some kind of sex robot?
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300. No!
I'm not judging.
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301. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just— Just a talking TV friend
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302. who I could, like,
watch movies with and stuff.
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303. How can I possibly
watch movies
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304. on a screen
that's on my chest?
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305. Hmm? Hmm?
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306. Yeah, I'm not
a good inventor.
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307. I just thought
the design looked cool.
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308. Dan, it— it doesn't.
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309. It doesn't look cool
at all.
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310. Hmm.
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311. We could use mirrors.
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312. We could use mirrors
to watch movies
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313. if we— if we flip the image
on your screen.
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314. Worst. Inventor. Ever.
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315. Worst TV robot friend ever.
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316. Who I specifically programmed
to be supportive of me.
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317. That's so sad, Dan.
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318. That's— That's so sad.
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319. Oh, I got one. Okay.
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320. Um, a snake?
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321. Mnh-mnh.
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322. A tree.
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323. Mnh-mnh!
Heh. I give up.
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324. Elephant.
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325. I don't think
this game is working.
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326. So, uh,
do you want to go back
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327. and watch a movie
or something?
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328. We can set up the mirrors.
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329. Heh. Mm...
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330. Dan, it's been really nice
hanging out,
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331. but I need to move on.
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332. This just isn't
my final stop, you know?
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333. Do you want to know
what I think?
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334. Yeah, go for it.
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335. I think I'm
a really bad inventor,
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336. and you really
shouldn't have come to life.
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337. So I'm thinking maybe you're a
ghost or a spirit or something
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338. who shows up when there's
some void to fill somewhere.
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339. And maybe you just
haven't accepted it yet.
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340. That I'm dead?
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341. I know. I'm not
supposed to be here.
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342. No, that whenever
you show up,
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343. it's because someone
wanted you there.
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344. Just like I want you...
here.
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345. Dan, I just—
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346. You know what?
Let's get some Nutz for Nutz.
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347. What?
Hot nuts,
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348. uh, N-Nutz for Nutz?
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349. D-Do you want
some... nuts?
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350. What?
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351. There's vendors all
over the city that sell nuts.
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352. Dan, will you
stop saying nuts?
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353. Like over there?
They sell...
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354. Dan!
hot—
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355. Let's share a bag, okay?
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356. Before we make
any big decisions.
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357. Okay.
I-I'll be right back.
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358. You stay right there, okay?
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359. Yeah, I'll be right here.
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360. Okay, perfect.
I'll be right back.
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361. I'm sorry, Dan.
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362. I-It came out of nowhere.
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363. He just got hit.
Dan?
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364. Somebody call an ambulance.
Dan!
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365. Dan!
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366. Is he—
We tried our best, but—
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367. No.
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368. I'm sorry.
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369. He may never walk again.
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370. Walk? You mean he—
Can I see him?
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371. You're still here.
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372. I'm not going anywhere.
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373. All this time,
I kept trying to accept death.
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374. But— But maybe
the problem is that
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375. I never accepted life.
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376. Does that mean you'll do
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377. my watching-movies-
using-mirrors idea?
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378. No, Dan. That's stupid.
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379. That's such a stupid idea.
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380. Here, let me give you
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381. Huh?
No.
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382. I guess the kill switch
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383. I told you
I'm not good at robotics.
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384. Worst fucking
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385. Chirp.
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