Adaptation. (2002)

4.43/5 from 15 ratings (rate this movie on Facebook or Discord with `!rate Adaptation. (2002) X.X/5`)

Nicolas Cage as Charlie Kaufman / Donald Kaufman • Meryl Streep as Susan Orlean • Chris Cooper as John Laroche • Tilda Swinton as Valerie Thomas • Cara Seymour as Amelia Kavan • Ron Livingston as Marty Bowen • Brian Cox as Robert McKee • Jay Tavare as Matthew Osceola • Litefoot as Russell • Roger Willie as Randy

Charlie Kaufman is a confused L.A. screenwriter overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, sexual frustration, self-loathing, and by the screenwriting ambitions of his freeloading twin brother Donald. While struggling to adapt "The Orchid Thief," by Susa...

Certified Kino • United States of America • Drama • Comedy • Crime

Request examples:

!req Adaptation. 2002 [02:32]
!req Adaptation. 2002 [Adaptation.]
Syntax: !req MOVIE YEAR [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Adaptation. (2002) [10-11]; !req Adaptation. (2002) [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head?

2. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out.

3. Life is short. I need to make the most of it.

4. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.

5. I'm a walking clichй.

6. I really need to go to the doctor, have my leg checked.

7. There's something wrong. A bump.

8. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue.

9. If I stopped putting things off, I'd be happier.

10. All I do is sit on my fat ass.

11. If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.

12. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time.

13. Like that's fooling anyone.

14. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day.

15. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing.

16. I need to turn my life around.

17. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love.

18. I need to have a girlfriend.

19. I need to read more, improve myself.

20. What if I learned Russian or something?

21. Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese.

22. I would be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe.

23. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short.

24. Stop trying to fool everyone into thinking I have a full head of hair.

25. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident.

26. Isn't that what women are attracted to?

27. Men don't have to be attractive.

28. But that's not true, especially these days.

29. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days.

30. Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence?

31. Maybe it's my brain chemistry.

32. Bad chemistry.

33. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance

34. or some kind of misfiring synapses.

35. I need to get help for that.

36. But I'll still be ugly, though.

37. Nothing's gonna change that.

38. Shut up! Shut up! Okay?