1. Negative. No sign.Copy !req
2. Wait a second. I think I got him.Copy !req
3. You know...Copy !req
4. you could put someone's eye out
with that thing.Copy !req
5. We airlifted out the last passengers,
Ace. We're heading out.Copy !req
6. What about the animal cargo?Copy !req
7. Don't worry. It's just one little
raccoon. If I were you, I'd turn back.Copy !req
8. Yeah?Copy !req
9. If you were me, then I'd be you!Copy !req
10. And I'd use your body to get to the top!Copy !req
11. You can't stop me,
no matter who you are!Copy !req
12. Loser!Copy !req
13. L-o-o-...Copy !req
14. ser.Copy !req
15. Hungry, fella?Copy !req
16. That ought to hold you for a while.Copy !req
17. That's okay, Spike.Copy !req
18. There's nothing more we can do.Copy !req
19. Look, Spike!Copy !req
20. Do not fret, my woodland friend.Copy !req
21. Your life is in the hands
of Ace Ventura...Copy !req
22. Pet Detective.Copy !req
23. Whatever you do...Copy !req
24. don't look down.Copy !req
25. Hang on!Copy !req
26. Hang on, little buddy!Copy !req
27. I got you!Copy !req
28. I think I got you!Copy !req
29. Maybe not. You're slipping!Copy !req
30. Don't let go!Copy !req
31. My goodness.Copy !req
32. Hello, heh.Copy !req
33. That was quite a shock.Copy !req
34. It's, um, extremely nice to meet you.Copy !req
35. My name is Fulton Greenwall...Copy !req
36. and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.Copy !req
37. No man here...Copy !req
38. carries with him...Copy !req
39. a label.Copy !req
40. What?Copy !req
41. Oh, yes.Copy !req
42. No names. How silly of me.Copy !req
43. He's an American.Copy !req
44. We are all children...Copy !req
45. of the same life force.Copy !req
46. Yes, of course we are.Copy !req
47. Well, uh...Copy !req
48. He bends over and speaks from his rear.Copy !req
49. Oh, him.Copy !req
50. Right this way.Copy !req
51. He came to us a broken man.Copy !req
52. He had lost the will
to sustain his existence.Copy !req
53. Yes, I heard about that unfortunate
accident with the raccoon.Copy !req
54. It was terrible for him.Copy !req
55. But the life force...Copy !req
56. once again...Copy !req
57. smiled upon him.Copy !req
58. He's now...Copy !req
59. at peace.Copy !req
60. I will wait here.Copy !req
61. Oh, oh.Copy !req
62. I must apologize.Copy !req
63. Quite. Well, uh, um, no harm done.Copy !req
64. Let me introduce myself.Copy !req
65. My name is Fulton Greenwall,
and I'm here to employ your services...Copy !req
66. in the retrieval of a lost animal.Copy !req
67. Can you help us?Copy !req
68. Your request is like your intestine.Copy !req
69. Stinky and dangerous.Copy !req
70. We can pay handsomely.Copy !req
71. I am now a child of light.Copy !req
72. Your earthly money
holds no appeal to me.Copy !req
73. Twenty thousand dollars.Copy !req
74. Re-eh-eh-eh-eh-eeaaly!Copy !req
75. Really?Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. I cannot.Copy !req
78. For I am sorely needed...Copy !req
79. here...Copy !req
80. at the ashram.Copy !req
81. May I interject?Copy !req
82. We're short of space.Copy !req
83. And it's important for you
to use your talents.Copy !req
84. Let me help you pack.Copy !req
85. But I am yet to attain
omnipresent super-galactic oneness.Copy !req
86. Wait!Copy !req
87. There it is!Copy !req
88. You've just attained it.Copy !req
89. I have?Copy !req
90. Just now.Copy !req
91. You are one!Copy !req
92. I can see it in your eyes.Copy !req
93. You're more one than anyone.Copy !req
94. What about my medallion
of spiritual accomplishment?Copy !req
95. Take mine.Copy !req
96. This took you 80 years to achieve!Copy !req
97. That's okay.
I don't like it anymore. Really.Copy !req
98. In light of this personal sacrifice
you've made...Copy !req
99. I have no choice...Copy !req
100. but to take the case.Copy !req
101. Great!Copy !req
102. I'll tell the others.Copy !req
103. Master!Copy !req
104. Break it to them gently.Copy !req
105. I've never seen them
act like that before.Copy !req
106. Denial can be an ugly thing.Copy !req
107. We should go, Mr. Ventura.
I've arranged a plane.Copy !req
108. I'll meet you at the bottom.Copy !req
109. There's still one more thing
I must do before I go.Copy !req
110. Isn't this incredible?Copy !req
111. It's going to be some kind of record!Copy !req
112. Everyone loves a SlinkyCopy !req
113. You gotta get a SlinkyCopy !req
114. Slinky, SlinkyCopy !req
115. Go, Slinky, go!Copy !req
116. Oh, man!Copy !req
117. Can you believe it?Copy !req
118. It was right there!Copy !req
119. One more time?Copy !req
120. Forgive me, but if we don't hurry,
we might miss the plane.Copy !req
121. Of course.Copy !req
122. How selfish of me.Copy !req
123. Let's do all the things
that you want to do.Copy !req
124. Canadian moose during mating season.Copy !req
125. And now...Copy !req
126. a yak.Copy !req
127. Yak.Copy !req
128. Peanut?Copy !req
129. Yes, I have one right here!Copy !req
130. It's bulky, but I consider it a carryon.Copy !req
131. Peanuts?Copy !req
132. Oh, I see. Ha, ha!Copy !req
133. If we can get back to business,
Mr. Ventura?Copy !req
134. The Wachati are a peaceful tribe.Copy !req
135. Since their sacred animal
has vanished...Copy !req
136. they believe that there is a curse
fallen on their village.Copy !req
137. It all started some time ago when,
one night...Copy !req
138. So the daughter of the Wachati chief...Copy !req
139. is set to wed the first son of
the Wachootoo tribe.Copy !req
140. And the sacred animal was offered
as dowry for the marriage.Copy !req
141. But if it is not recovered...Copy !req
142. the result will be...Copy !req
143. the merciless slaughter of
the Wachati.Copy !req
144. Uh, Mr. Ventura?Copy !req
145. There's...Copy !req
146. someone on the wing.Copy !req
147. Some...Copy !req
148. thing!Copy !req
149. I'm sorry, what were you saying?Copy !req
150. The daughter of the Wachati chief...Copy !req
151. is set to wed...Copy !req
152. the first son of the Wachootoo tribe.Copy !req
153. Spectacular!Copy !req
154. This land holds great beauty!Copy !req
155. How far to the crime scene?Copy !req
156. I've been instructed
to bring you to the consulate...Copy !req
157. which is beyond the trees...Copy !req
158. on the other side of the jungle.
So we'll have to circle around... Aah!Copy !req
159. Steering's a bit loose!Copy !req
160. Alignment's off!Copy !req
161. Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang BangCopy !req
162. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
We love youCopy !req
163. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us tooCopy !req
164. Everybody go
On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we dependCopy !req
165. Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered friendCopy !req
166. Bang bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Our fine four-fendered—Copy !req
167. Chitty Bang Bang
Chitty Chitty Bang BangCopy !req
168. Chitty Bang Bang yeahCopy !req
169. ChittyCopy !req
170. Ah, there's the consulate!Copy !req
171. Oh, thank God!Copy !req
172. If I can just find a parking spot...Copy !req
173. Perhaps we should slow down
just a teensy bit.Copy !req
174. Nonsense, poopy pants!Copy !req
175. We're going a bit fast!Copy !req
176. Really! Look out!Copy !req
177. Like a glove!Copy !req
178. You should get this baby detailed.Copy !req
179. The Consul General's car!Copy !req
180. Down!Copy !req
181. That's it. Down.Copy !req
182. Come on, man!Copy !req
183. Whoa.Copy !req
184. Mr. Ventura, so looking forward
to your arrival.Copy !req
185. Didn't seem that painful
when you were doing it to the horse.Copy !req
186. Ha, ha, uh, sir, uh, Mr. Ventura
has an affinity for animals.Copy !req
187. Shall we?Copy !req
188. Shalln't we?Copy !req
189. Tell me, Mr. Ventura...Copy !req
190. just how good are you?Copy !req
191. You're a workaholic.Copy !req
192. You recently returned from a trip to Gotan,
in Northern Africa...Copy !req
193. and you just took a nasty spill
because of some...Copy !req
194. shoddy masonry work.Copy !req
195. Very impressive.Copy !req
196. May I ask how?Copy !req
197. Surely.Copy !req
198. The abrasion on your hand is the type
sustained in a three-to-five foot fall.Copy !req
199. The remnants of plaster on your shoe
pointed to a careless mason.Copy !req
200. Your new watch,
a quality forgery of Cartier, was...Copy !req
201. most likely purchased through
the North African black market!Copy !req
202. And my work habits?Copy !req
203. A workaholic.Copy !req
204. Urine stain on your pants...Copy !req
205. would signify that
you're a single-shaker!Copy !req
206. Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.Copy !req
207. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! Simply brilliant!Copy !req
208. Spank you!
Spank you very much!Copy !req
209. We've been coexisting quite nicely
with the native cultures...Copy !req
210. for the past 200 years.
They're almost like family at this point.Copy !req
211. - Are they?
- It is imperative...Copy !req
212. that we recover the sacred animal.Copy !req
213. If not, the peaceable
Wachati will be obliterated.Copy !req
214. The Wachootoo are bloodthirsty.Copy !req
215. They consider its disappearance
both an insult and a curse.Copy !req
216. Do I have something in my teeth?Copy !req
217. Ah, Cadby!Copy !req
218. Lovely brunch, I must say.Copy !req
219. Quinn!
I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura.Copy !req
220. This is Burton Quinn. He owns
and operates Quinnland Safari Park.Copy !req
221. Most call me Quinn.Copy !req
222. Say hello, Tinky.Copy !req
223. Pleasure, Tinky. Corvus corax.
Common raven. Smartest of all birds.Copy !req
224. Rare in these parts.Copy !req
225. Excuse me.Copy !req
226. That's quite a wrap you're wearing.Copy !req
227. Perhaps I could get you
some fluffy new slippers...Copy !req
228. made from the heads of
innocent and defenseless baby seals!Copy !req
229. Who is this ghastly man?Copy !req
230. Ace Ventura, pet detective.Copy !req
231. You must be
the Monopoly Guy!Copy !req
232. Thanks for the free parking.Copy !req
233. Another activist, Maguire.Copy !req
234. Activist, yes.Copy !req
235. Activist, yes, heh, heh.Copy !req
236. Mr. Ventura...Copy !req
237. there's nothing wrong with
enjoying the fruits of nature.Copy !req
238. You should try it some time.Copy !req
239. Alrighty, then.Copy !req
240. You know something?Copy !req
241. You're right.Copy !req
242. Mwah!Copy !req
243. Mm-hm, ha.Copy !req
244. "Do not pass go.
Do not collect two hundred dollars."Copy !req
245. It's lovely, but I fancy myself
an autumn.Copy !req
246. If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura...Copy !req
247. we might make for
the projection room.Copy !req
248. Kookie.Copy !req
249. I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief
of tribal security in the province.Copy !req
250. Please!Copy !req
251. Don't...Copy !req
252. get UP-Copy !req
253. At this point,
we don't have any leads...Copy !req
254. but we've had similar
problems in the past.Copy !req
255. Oh, heh.Copy !req
256. Sorry.Copy !req
257. This is Derrick McCane...Copy !req
258. spotted several times in the province
in the past year. He makes a living...Copy !req
259. from rare and endangered species.Copy !req
260. Ah, these two are Australians.Copy !req
261. The bald one is Mick Katie.Copy !req
262. The other is said to have
been raised by aborigine.Copy !req
263. Aborigines.Copy !req
264. The natives call him—Copy !req
265. Call him Gahjii the hunter.Copy !req
266. Both are known poachers
and have been seen in the area!Copy !req
267. This Wedding's in four days.
I cannot have bloodshed here!Copy !req
268. We're counting on you!Copy !req
269. Hi-ho, Silver!Copy !req
270. Away!Copy !req
271. I've assigned Greenwall to assist you.Copy !req
272. Before you go, Mr. Ventura...Copy !req
273. I'd like to show you
something you may enjoy.Copy !req
274. As one animal lover to another.Copy !req
275. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?Copy !req
276. Of course not.Copy !req
277. There is a lovely room of death.Copy !req
278. Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.Copy !req
279. Down, Boba!Copy !req
280. Mr. Ventura, how could you?Copy !req
281. Now, Mr. Ventura, I think
the village is about a mile ahead.Copy !req
282. Excellent.Copy !req
283. Flat tire!Copy !req
284. I think this joke has run
its course, don't you?Copy !req
285. Certainly.Copy !req
286. I prostrate myself before you
and beg forgiveness.Copy !req
287. Don't get me wrong.
I do enjoy the occasional prank.Copy !req
288. It's just that my heel
is getting rather raw.Copy !req
289. We love you, dark continent!
Good night!Copy !req
290. Listen!Copy !req
291. The majestic song of
the male silverback gorilla.Copy !req
292. We should move along. It's their mating
season and they can get rather hostile.Copy !req
293. Oh.Copy !req
294. Oh, excuse me, Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
295. I have to rest.Copy !req
296. - Of course you do!
- Oh.Copy !req
297. The Wachati believe they draw
their power from these caves.Copy !req
298. Now they live in fear since
their sacred bat has vanished.Copy !req
299. Bat?Copy !req
300. What bat?Copy !req
301. The one we're here to find,
Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
302. You didn't say anything about a bat.Copy !req
303. - What's the difference?
- What's the difference, heh?Copy !req
304. Have you seen one? They're hideous.Copy !req
305. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet,
huge grotesque wings. Even fangs.Copy !req
306. They give you rabies.Copy !req
307. Yes, quite. I see your point.Copy !req
308. But are you saying
that you won't take the case'?Copy !req
309. No. As a being of light, I must show
compassion for all living things.Copy !req
310. Good.Copy !req
311. I'm not touching it, though!Copy !req
312. No, spank you.Copy !req
313. The Wachati are a peaceful people.Copy !req
314. They find all forms of life sacred.Copy !req
315. I like them already.Copy !req
316. Bumbawae Atuna.Copy !req
317. Nice to see you.Copy !req
318. Bumblebee Tuna.Copy !req
319. Bumblebee Tuna.Copy !req
320. Ace Ventura, pet detective.Copy !req
321. How are you?Copy !req
322. Alrighty, then.Copy !req
323. Excuse me.Copy !req
324. Your balls are showing.Copy !req
325. Bumblebee Tuna.Copy !req
326. They have lived in the same state
for thousands of years.Copy !req
327. They did not know about disease
until the white man came.Copy !req
328. What's going on over here?Copy !req
329. All young Wachati warriors
must face five days...Copy !req
330. of balance and concentration.Copy !req
331. Should he lose his focus and fall...Copy !req
332. he must start over again.Copy !req
333. Earthquake test!Copy !req
334. He's good.Copy !req
335. With my help, he could be the best.Copy !req
336. We should see the chief,
Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
337. - This way.
- Neato!Copy !req
338. The chief says he knew you would come.Copy !req
339. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! Hey!Copy !req
340. Uh, the chief has not understood
the dialect you're using.Copy !req
341. Say I'm happy to meet him.
And that his sacred...Copy !req
342. bat...Copy !req
343. is as good as found.Copy !req
344. My goodness. The chief
really seems to like you.Copy !req
345. That is a great sign of affection
in the Wachati tribe.Copy !req
346. Really!Copy !req
347. Oh, this is the chief's son, Ouda.Copy !req
348. The missionaries came through
and taught him English.Copy !req
349. I like you!Copy !req
350. My...Copy !req
351. Aren't I the popular one?Copy !req
352. Allow me to display my affection.Copy !req
353. It is the mucus...Copy !req
354. that binds us.Copy !req
355. The chief says that
the sacred hut is over there.Copy !req
356. How'd they pass the guard?Copy !req
357. I'm afraid he was found shortly after...Copy !req
358. sleeping.Copy !req
359. At ease, soldier.Copy !req
360. We all make mistakes.Copy !req
361. Quite an auspicious dwelling
for a filthy, flying weasel.Copy !req
362. Please, Mr. Ventura!Copy !req
363. That is sacred ground. I'm sorry,
but only the Wachati are allowed there.Copy !req
364. Take it easy.Copy !req
365. I'm the lougie guy, remember?Copy !req
366. Eh, yes, yes, Chief. Thank you.Copy !req
367. Thank you.Copy !req
368. The chief says that unless
the sacred bat is returned...Copy !req
369. before the marriage of the princess,
the Wachati tribe will meet their death.Copy !req
370. What type of bat are we talking about?Copy !req
371. The great white bat, of course.Copy !req
372. Crepuscular Chiroptera?Copy !req
373. But to the natives:Copy !req
374. Shikaka.Copy !req
375. Shikasha, ah!Copy !req
376. Shish kebab.Copy !req
377. Shawshank Redemption.Copy !req
378. Chicago!Copy !req
379. You're out of there!Copy !req
380. Go on. You're gone. Go on!Copy !req
381. Were you going to eat these?Copy !req
382. I've got to inspect that cage.Copy !req
383. Mm.Copy !req
384. My, my,Copy !req
385. This fruit paste is delicious!Copy !req
386. The pottery is lovely!Copy !req
387. It's made from guano.Copy !req
388. Guano?Copy !req
389. That sounds so familiar.Copy !req
390. Bat droppings.Copy !req
391. It's a chief resource of the Wachati.
They use it to make things.Copy !req
392. Yummy!Copy !req
393. Now, this is really fascinating.
This is a great Wachati tradition.Copy !req
394. The virgin's dance of seduction.Copy !req
395. I am now a holy man.Copy !req
396. I think of women only
as mothers of our children.Copy !req
397. They are a sanctuary for
the reproductive organs.Copy !req
398. A temple to house
the miracle of procreation.Copy !req
399. Do you have $1?Copy !req
400. Oh, heh.Copy !req
401. Thank you so much!
I've not danced in years!Copy !req
402. Hi.Copy !req
403. Don't mind me.Copy !req
404. Sleep.Copy !req
405. Sleep!Copy !req
406. Fe Fi!Copy !req
407. Fo fum!Copy !req
408. I smell the fingerprints of scum!Copy !req
409. Better dust the place.Copy !req
410. Totally clean.Copy !req
411. Not one damn clue.Copy !req
412. Unless...Copy !req
413. Here she comes. Oh, boy.Copy !req
414. Holy, holy, holy, holy.Copy !req
415. Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out.Copy !req
416. You have come to help us.Copy !req
417. We are in...Copy !req
418. great appreciation.Copy !req
419. You...Copy !req
420. speak English.Copy !req
421. Yes, heh!Copy !req
422. - The missionaries came with books.
- Oh.Copy !req
423. Oh, heh.Copy !req
424. You are very good with that, heh!Copy !req
425. It's incredibly accurate.Copy !req
426. Care to try?Copy !req
427. Not bad!Copy !req
428. Try again. Relax your shoulders.Copy !req
429. Breathe.Copy !req
430. And release.Copy !req
431. There you go!Copy !req
432. You make me smile.Copy !req
433. And yet...Copy !req
434. I am troubled.Copy !req
435. You see...Copy !req
436. the man my father
wants me to marry...Copy !req
437. I am worried I will not please him.Copy !req
438. I've never known a man.Copy !req
439. I'd love to help.Copy !req
440. But you see...Copy !req
441. I have vowed
to take a life of celibacy.Copy !req
442. Well...Copy !req
443. Perhaps this...Copy !req
444. will assist your decision, heh.Copy !req
445. Those are very nice.Copy !req
446. But I am a child of light.
A pure spirit.Copy !req
447. I'm no longer encumbered
by sexual appetites.Copy !req
448. Oh, mama, oh, mama...Copy !req
449. oh, mama, oh, mama...Copy !req
450. I'm so sorry, Mr. Ventura...Copy !req
451. That's okay.Copy !req
452. I was just...Copy !req
453. practicing my mantra.Copy !req
454. Oh, uh...Copy !req
455. - You wanted to visit the sacred caves.
- I do!Copy !req
456. - Meet me outside in 10 minutes.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
457. If I don't finish my meditation...Copy !req
458. I tend to get a little cranky.Copy !req
459. Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.Copy !req
460. Everything here seems good!
Heh, big load off my mind!Copy !req
461. You can speculate all you want,
but unless you check it out yourself...Copy !req
462. you never know. Let's go back.Copy !req
463. Don't you think you should investigate?Copy !req
464. There's no reason to go in there. Ever.Copy !req
465. I sense it as a holy man.Copy !req
466. - You said you wanted—
- It's dark!Copy !req
467. I could fall into a precipice.Copy !req
468. Take this.Copy !req
469. Spank you, Helpy Helperton.Copy !req
470. I am not afraid!Copy !req
471. I am not afraid.Copy !req
472. I really like it here, oh.Copy !req
473. My medallion!Copy !req
474. I will fear no living creature...Copy !req
475. as long as I keep this near me.Copy !req
476. Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!Copy !req
477. Oh, grr.Copy !req
478. That's okay.Copy !req
479. All I really need is my torch.Copy !req
480. Die, devil bird! Aah!Copy !req
481. I'm okay.Copy !req
482. They're in my hair!Copy !req
483. They're in my hair!Copy !req
484. God in heaven! Help me!Copy !req
485. There is nothing in your hair.Copy !req
486. Exactly.Copy !req
487. I was merely running a drill.Copy !req
488. Just as I suspected.Copy !req
489. - Quinn.
- What?Copy !req
490. We met him at Cadby's soiree.Copy !req
491. His bird is a raven, Tinky.
I found that inside the cave.Copy !req
492. You don't understand.
Burton Quinn is a powerful man.Copy !req
493. Worry not.Copy !req
494. For I...Copy !req
495. am a master...Copy !req
496. of disguises.Copy !req
497. Eat up, guys!Copy !req
498. None of this animal goes to waste.Copy !req
499. Ah.Copy !req
500. Mr. McCane.Copy !req
501. How're you?Copy !req
502. I'm doing well.Copy !req
503. Unh. Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn.Copy !req
504. I'm just a curious little rhino.Copy !req
505. I appreciate your...Copy !req
506. agreeing to undertake this.Copy !req
507. Meeting secretly
with sinister types much?Copy !req
508. Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much.Copy !req
509. Kind of hot in these rhinos.Copy !req
510. Warm!Copy !req
511. Phew.Copy !req
512. I had a dog and his name was...Copy !req
513. "Bingo!Copy !req
514. Ah, time to get some oxygen.Copy !req
515. Come on!Copy !req
516. Mayday!Copy !req
517. Must have air!Copy !req
518. Come on!Copy !req
519. Quiet, quiet, quiet. Look, look.Copy !req
520. Oh, look!Copy !req
521. The mother rhino is giving birth!Copy !req
522. Oh, God.Copy !req
523. Mommy!Copy !req
524. Cool!Copy !req
525. We have to get out of here!Copy !req
526. Quick, get in the jeep.Copy !req
527. Quick, girls, get in!Copy !req
528. Welcome to Quinnland.Copy !req
529. And you too, my friend.Copy !req
530. I know you'll be happy here.Copy !req
531. Huh. Ah!Copy !req
532. How did you get out, fella?Copy !req
533. You're a cute little devil.Copy !req
534. What you got?Copy !req
535. Where's the bat?Copy !req
536. What's this about?Copy !req
537. Who are you?Copy !req
538. Where...Copy !req
539. is...Copy !req
540. the bat?Copy !req
541. I know who you are.Copy !req
542. I met you at Cadby's!Copy !req
543. You're that...Copy !req
544. Ventura fella!Copy !req
545. Last chance!Copy !req
546. Where is that darn bat?Copy !req
547. What're you going to do?Copy !req
548. What're you going to do?Copy !req
549. Whatever I have to get some answers.Copy !req
550. Stop!Copy !req
551. Stop it!Copy !req
552. You'd like me to stop it, hmm?Copy !req
553. Getting to you?Copy !req
554. Ah, I won't tell you anything.Copy !req
555. Ooh.Copy !req
556. A tough guy, huh?Copy !req
557. I know what to do with tough guys.Copy !req
558. Wee!Copy !req
559. My brother used to do that!Copy !req
560. You sadistic bastard!Copy !req
561. Stop it!Copy !req
562. All right! I'll talk!Copy !req
563. - Spill it!
- I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat.Copy !req
564. I thought it could be an attraction.Copy !req
565. Business has been a bit off lately.Copy !req
566. So...Copy !req
567. you don't know who...Copy !req
568. - ... took the bat?
- Neither does McCane.Copy !req
569. I'm going to untie you now.Copy !req
570. Before I do, I want you
to know that I'm really...Copy !req
571. truly...Copy !req
572. very...Copy !req
573. sorry!Copy !req
574. Appreciate the lift!Copy !req
575. We'll walk from here.Copy !req
576. Quinn is out of the picture.
We have no more suspects or clues.Copy !req
577. But I have instincts.Copy !req
578. And my instincts tell me
we're getting closer.Copy !req
579. I can feel it.Copy !req
580. I can feel it like it's right...Copy !req
581. in my neck!Copy !req
582. Run!Copy !req
583. Starting to get numb!Copy !req
584. Three darts...Copy !req
585. is too much!Copy !req
586. I think I lost them!Copy !req
587. Flowers...Copy !req
588. for me?Copy !req
589. I do declare, Mr. Beauregard.Copy !req
590. You are my hero.Copy !req
591. Was I...Copy !req
592. talking in my sleep?Copy !req
593. You've been suffering hysteria.
It's a natural reaction to the poison.Copy !req
594. Water.Copy !req
595. Guano bowls.Copy !req
596. Collect the whole set.Copy !req
597. Ace, did you see the shooter?Copy !req
598. Only their feet.Copy !req
599. Not enough for a positive ID.Copy !req
600. It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman.Copy !req
601. The what-y what-an?Copy !req
602. The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man,
protests the intertribal wedding.Copy !req
603. Does he?Copy !req
604. You do not speak Wachootoo.Copy !req
605. I go with you.Copy !req
606. Ouda will be my interpreter.Copy !req
607. Please, take care.Copy !req
608. The Wachootoo are savages.
If they catch you, they'll be merciless.Copy !req
609. Worry not.Copy !req
610. I will be as a fly on the wall,
a grain of salt in the ocean.Copy !req
611. I will slip amongst them
like a transparent...Copy !req
612. thing.Copy !req
613. The sacred bat must be in a hut.Copy !req
614. We'll never know until
I can walk freely among them.Copy !req
615. Wunderbar!Copy !req
616. He exclaimed with great relish.Copy !req
617. Come on, girls,
show them what you got. Unh!Copy !req
618. Big finish.Copy !req
619. I'm sure it's fine.Copy !req
620. Ouda is probably going
for help right now.Copy !req
621. Hello, Ace!Copy !req
622. They found me! No sweat!Copy !req
623. Don't beat yourself up.Copy !req
624. You know...Copy !req
625. gingivitis is the number one
cause of all tooth decay.Copy !req
626. What does "equinsu ocha" mean?Copy !req
627. White devil.Copy !req
628. - Tell him I'm not.
- I only met you. How do I know?Copy !req
629. - He said—
- Let me guess. "White devil"?Copy !req
630. You speak Wachootoo?Copy !req
631. Tell them what I'm saying:Copy !req
632. I come in peace!Copy !req
633. I couldn't help but notice
the "equinsu ocha" part.Copy !req
634. Did you refer to me as "White Devil"?Copy !req
635. That's how they know you.Copy !req
636. Leave that part out from now on.Copy !req
637. I represent the princess!Copy !req
638. War is hell.Copy !req
639. The last thing we want...Copy !req
640. is a fight.Copy !req
641. The chief said...Copy !req
642. if you pass all Wachootoo tests...Copy !req
643. you do not die.Copy !req
644. Kookie.Copy !req
645. Ah. My entrance to the winner's circle!Copy !req
646. Your admiration is well-founded,
but I'm merely a servant.Copy !req
647. Do not worship me!Copy !req
648. Chief says you have passed
all tests but one.Copy !req
649. Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death.Copy !req
650. Funny...Copy !req
651. that's my specialty.Copy !req
652. This is it?Copy !req
653. I have to beat him?Copy !req
654. Alrighty, then!Copy !req
655. I must tell you...Copy !req
656. I don't wish to fight.Copy !req
657. Violence is no longer in my nature...Copy !req
658. but if you want it,
you got it, sister.Copy !req
659. Biting, I see.Copy !req
660. I was unaware that the Wachootoo...Copy !req
661. were biters!Copy !req
662. Why don't you try this on
and see how it fits?Copy !req
663. He much better fighter than you.Copy !req
664. Do“.!Copy !req
665. All right!Copy !req
666. This White Devil thing
has gone far enough.Copy !req
667. Nobody...Copy !req
668. messes...Copy !req
669. With the "do"!Copy !req
670. He said, sorry, White Devil...Copy !req
671. but he must kill you.Copy !req
672. I'll have you know
I have the reflexes of a cat.Copy !req
673. And the speed of a mongoose.Copy !req
674. Throw it!Copy !req
675. I dare you!Copy !req
676. Ouda, don't just stand there.
Throw me a spear!Copy !req
677. It's in the bone! It's in the bone!Copy !req
678. It's in the bone!Copy !req
679. He says you make him laugh.Copy !req
680. You are like sissy girl!Copy !req
681. Wachootoo Chief say,
"You friend to Wachootoo."Copy !req
682. But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted
by tomorrow's sun at top of sky...Copy !req
683. Wachootoo kill all Wachati
and smash your head on a rock.Copy !req
684. Super.Copy !req
685. Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.Copy !req
686. Take care, now. Super. Bye-bye, then.Copy !req
687. Are your legs sore?
Want me to carry you?Copy !req
688. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
689. I have a high pain threshold.Copy !req
690. Ah, holy monkey!Copy !req
691. Ace, Why you stopped?Copy !req
692. The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka.Copy !req
693. Hi, welcome back.Copy !req
694. What would you say this is?Copy !req
695. Dart of Wachootoo shaman.Copy !req
696. Precisely.
And when compared to one of the darts...Copy !req
697. - ... that hit me before?
- Same.Copy !req
698. Only to the untrained eye.Copy !req
699. The Wachootoo dart is made of
wood from a mimosa tree...Copy !req
700. while the other is carved from
a red fungus-bearing acalla.Copy !req
701. And there's only one area
of the jungle with red...Copy !req
702. fungus-bearing acallas.Copy !req
703. Go back to the village.Copy !req
704. Tell them the Wachootoo attack
tomorrow at noon.Copy !req
705. This little hound dog
just picked up a scent.Copy !req
706. Won't be long now, Katie.Copy !req
707. Big night tonight.Copy !req
708. You're going to meet your new owner.Copy !req
709. Good day. Disgusting rat!Copy !req
710. Gravy!Copy !req
711. Did you hear that?Copy !req
712. - What is it?
- Silverback.Copy !req
713. Female.Copy !req
714. - Big.
- Yeah?Copy !req
715. About 200 meters...Copy !req
716. south.Copy !req
717. We'd get $5000 for one of those.Copy !req
718. - What about the rat?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
719. We'll be back in no time.Copy !req
720. Stay downwind of it.Copy !req
721. Blah.Copy !req
722. You're even uglier than I thought.Copy !req
723. She's a big one, isn't she?Copy !req
724. Oh, boy.Copy !req
725. Deciduous trees on the bank.Copy !req
726. Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus.Copy !req
727. Steadily increasing water current.Copy !req
728. Spike...Copy !req
729. I think we could assume the stream gets
pretty rough up ahead.Copy !req
730. As soon as I get you loose,
you can chew through my ropes.Copy !req
731. That's it!
That's it!Copy !req
732. Yes. Your turn.Copy !req
733. All right!Copy !req
734. I'm alive!Copy !req
735. I'm alive!Copy !req
736. Yee-haw!Copy !req
737. Say "uncle"! Say "uncle"!Copy !req
738. Don't start what you can't finish!Copy !req
739. Quit hitting yourself!Copy !req
740. Quit hitting yourself!Copy !req
741. Oh, water tastes good, yes!Copy !req
742. Glub, glub.Copy !req
743. This isn't over yet.Copy !req
744. There's something I missed.
Some clue or motive I've overlooked.Copy !req
745. And that motive is...Copy !req
746. plah!Copy !req
747. Think!Copy !req
748. Someone wants the tribes
to destroy each other.Copy !req
749. There must be something
valuable in this equation.Copy !req
750. Perhaps we should meditate, Spike.Copy !req
751. For it is said that
when seeking answers, one must...Copy !req
752. quiet the soul in order
to hear them.Copy !req
753. What is it the Wachati possess...Copy !req
754. that is of great value
to other men...Copy !req
755. besides the princess
with the amazing rack?Copy !req
756. Alrighty, then.Copy !req
757. Oh.Copy !req
758. You're back?Copy !req
759. You can dispense with the smallpox,
all-knowing one.Copy !req
760. I'm here on business,
and time is of the essence.Copy !req
761. Very well.Copy !req
762. What answer do you seek?Copy !req
763. What do the Wachati possess...Copy !req
764. that is of great
value to civilized man?Copy !req
765. The medallion will lead you
to the answer.Copy !req
766. You do still have
the medallion, don't you?Copy !req
767. Medallion? Why, surely.Copy !req
768. I left it back, uh...Copy !req
769. with my body.Copy !req
770. Your aura...Copy !req
771. is weakening.Copy !req
772. Okay! I threw it in a cave!Copy !req
773. What do you want from me?
What are you? Mr. Perfect?Copy !req
774. Where is it?Copy !req
775. It's probably lying...Copy !req
776. in a big pile of...Copy !req
777. Guano!Copy !req
778. They have guano!Copy !req
779. Like...Copy !req
780. a glove.Copy !req
781. Hi, Chief!Copy !req
782. Appreciate your meeting me here.Copy !req
783. Let's go kick some...Copy !req
784. consulate butt.Copy !req
785. Hello, Ace.Copy !req
786. - You want your money?
- Wrong again, Sweeney Toad.Copy !req
787. I've come for the sacred bat.
Where is it?Copy !req
788. Why, whatever can you mean?Copy !req
789. Guano!Copy !req
790. Hello!Copy !req
791. Does poop ring a bell?Copy !req
792. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate...Copy !req
793. "... producing 84 percent
of the world's fertilizer...Copy !req
794. "... a $1.4-billion industry."Copy !req
795. That's what this war is about.Copy !req
796. You can't take possession of the caves
while the Wachati inhabit the area.Copy !req
797. And you want that dookie so bad...Copy !req
798. you can taste it.Copy !req
799. I thought that—Copy !req
800. Yes, thank you, Fulton.Copy !req
801. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
802. What's it got to do with me?Copy !req
803. I thought you'd...Copy !req
804. never ask.Copy !req
805. When I met you, there was
a white substance on your shoe.Copy !req
806. Yesterday, I saw the same
substance outside the hut...Copy !req
807. and it hit me that
the Great White Bat has white guano.Copy !req
808. That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!Copy !req
809. And that explains the abrasion
on your palm!Copy !req
810. Let me run that back for you.Copy !req
811. That's what you slipped in!
That's what was on your shoe!Copy !req
812. And that explains the abrasion
on your palm!Copy !req
813. Damn, I'm good!Copy !req
814. Can you feel that, huh?Copy !req
815. Can you feel it, Captain Compost?Copy !req
816. The day of redemption is at hand!Copy !req
817. Repent!Copy !req
818. And thou shall be saved.Copy !req
819. Very good.Copy !req
820. Very good.Copy !req
821. I believe you've solved the case.Copy !req
822. One thing I still don't understand,
Mr. Belvedere.Copy !req
823. If you are the slime behind
this little flim-flam...Copy !req
824. why, oh, why...Copy !req
825. did you hire me?Copy !req
826. I'm afraid there'll be
an investigation after the war.Copy !req
827. You were my alibi...Copy !req
828. to prove I'd done
everything I could to stop it.Copy !req
829. Arrest him.Copy !req
830. Arrest him!Copy !req
831. Please arrest him.Copy !req
832. Simon says, "Arrest him."Copy !req
833. I thought you loved all animals,
Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
834. I thought you loved all animals,
Mr. Ventura.Copy !req
835. Shall I stick him on the wall?Copy !req
836. Heh, no, I don't think it'll be
necessary, Gahjii.Copy !req
837. Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen
the sacred bat of the Wachati.Copy !req
838. Unfortunately, we were unable
to recover it in time to stop the war.Copy !req
839. Hit the lights!Copy !req
840. The switch is on the wall
beside you! Go for it!Copy !req
841. Flick it!Copy !req
842. Alrighty, then.
Shall we go to jail?Copy !req
843. What are you? H.R. Shove-n-Stuff?Copy !req
844. Get in!Copy !req
845. Just one more thing.Copy !req
846. What are you doing?Copy !req
847. Stop it! I said, stop it!Copy !req
848. To the jungle, Boba!Copy !req
849. F fiends...Copy !req
850. rodents...Copy !req
851. —quadrupeds!Copy !req
852. Lend me your ears!Copy !req
853. Imbecile! You let him get away!Copy !req
854. You don't seem to understand.
The tribe will be killed.Copy !req
855. Remind me to send a sympathy card.Copy !req
856. We're going to get the bastard.Copy !req
857. There's nothing he can do now.Copy !req
858. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon.Copy !req
859. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
860. You see...Copy !req
861. humans and animals
can live in harmony!Copy !req
862. Whoa.Copy !req
863. Sorry for the delay, Ace.Copy !req
864. Hey, poachers!Copy !req
865. Say hello to my stinky little friend!Copy !req
866. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
867. Not so fast, Sally!Copy !req
868. Get it away!Copy !req
869. Aw, he wants to go off-road.Copy !req
870. Aw.Copy !req
871. Nobody wants to play with me.Copy !req
872. Loser!Copy !req
873. From the consulate, right?Copy !req
874. This is weird.Copy !req
875. Blah.Copy !req
876. Noon.Copy !req
877. The Wachati.Copy !req
878. The spirit will overcome.Copy !req
879. The spirit will overcome.Copy !req
880. Headhunters!Copy !req
881. Shikaka!Copy !req
882. Coming through. Clear a path, people!Copy !req
883. Yuck!Copy !req
884. Huh?Copy !req
885. They will now consummate
the marriage as the tribe watches.Copy !req
886. Well done, Ace.
You must be extremely proud.Copy !req
887. Pride is an abomination.Copy !req
888. One must forego the self...Copy !req
889. to attain spiritual creaminess...Copy !req
890. and avoid the chewy chunks...Copy !req
891. of degradation.Copy !req
892. - What's that he's he saying?
- I think he's saying, "She's not a virgin."Copy !req
893. They can tell that?Copy !req