1. I'm so glad
you stopped in, Loly.
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2. Is there anything
I can do for yo use?
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3. Well, Bugs,
the readers of my column
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4. would love to hear
about your success.
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5. Oh, heh, heh, heh. Why would
anyone want to read about little old me?
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6. Oh, Bugs,
you're so modest.
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7. What a job for a duck
with my talents,
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8. pushing a broom while others
with absolutely nothing on the ball
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9. get all the breaks.
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10. Oh, my, it's so nice
of you, Loly, but...
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11. Eh. Listen to that ham
putting it on.
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12. Well, I'm willing to do
anything my public demands.
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13. "Anything my public
demands. Anything my public demands."
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14. That does it!
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15. If a long-eared rabbit can
be a star, so can a duck.
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16. Yeah. Yeah, I know we need a
double on the Bugs Bunny picture
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17. but where can I get anyone
stupid enough to take the job?
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18. Okay, boss, hang up. A star
is born and that star is me!
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19. I'll call you right back.
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20. I... I think I've got a pigeon.
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21. Pigeon? I'm not a pigeon.
I'm a duck. D-U-K, duck.
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22. Loaded with talent.
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23. Do card tricks and
impersonations,
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24. I work at weddings,
bar mitzvahs.
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25. Have tux, will travel.
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26. Report on stage nine, yes, sir.
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27. Oh, boy, I could be sent to prison
for the scenes I'm gonna steal.
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28. - Okay, positions, everybody.
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29. We're ready for a take.
Camera. Action.
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30. What's up, doc?
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31. All right, rabbit,
say your prayers.
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32. I'm a-gonna blast you.
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33. Cut. Bring in the double.
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34. "I dare you."
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35. I dare you. I dare you.
I dare you.
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36. Double on the set.
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37. Double? That's me. Oh, boy.
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38. - Here you are, Daff.
- Can't cut the mustard, eh?
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39. Okay, roll 'em.
I know my lines by heart.
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40. Eh, what's up, doc?
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41. All right, rabbit,
say your prayers.
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42. I'm gonna blast you.
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43. "I dare you."
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44. I dare you.
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45. Make up!
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46. Come on, let's get going. I'm
getting blisters on my cottontail.
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47. Now, in the next scene, Elmer, you
saw off the branch Bugs is sitting on.
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48. Saw him down, eh? Hmm.
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49. Psst, Elmer.
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50. Okay, roll 'em.
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51. Remember, Elmer,
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52. you're not supposed to cut
the limb all the way through.
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53. Ha! Goodbye, rabbit.
You're gonna be a falling star.
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54. Okay, print it.
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55. All you have to do here
is sit on the dock and fish.
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56. Oh, no, you don't.
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57. Taking all the soft jobs
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58. and leaving the tough ones
for me to do, huh?
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59. I'll do this one.
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60. But, uh, Daffy, I really think
I ought to do this scene.
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61. Ah-ha! Afraid I'll show up
your acting ability, eh?
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62. Camera. Action.
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63. Ha! What a cinch this scene is.
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64. Make up!
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65. Camera. Action.
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66. Get him. Get him.
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67. I got you cornered,
you screwy rabbit.
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68. Oh, give me that gun.
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69. Hmm.
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70. Ha!
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71. Make up!
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72. Take it up to 20,000 feet,
Bugs, then go into a dive.
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73. "Be sure and check the
altimeter with a tachometer.
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74. The mechanical horizon
will indicate your position."
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75. Where is that
mechanical horizon?
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76. Boy, I can't bear watching this.
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77. Cut.
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78. Bring in the double.
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79. The double?
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80. Camera. Action.
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81. Make up!
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82. I'm through playing stooge
to a rabbit.
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83. I wanna star in my own picture.
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84. Oh, you're in luck.
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85. We've just finished a script
that calls for a duck.
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86. Oh, boy, The Duck
starring Daffy Duck. Boy!
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87. "I wonder where all
the hunters are today."
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88. Camera. Action.
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89. I wonder where all
the hunters are today.
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90. I demand to know
who wrote this script!
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91. I'd like to tell him, but, uh...
modesty forbids.
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