1. Following months of high rainfall,Copy !req
2. the river Seine begins to rise
more rapidly than normal.Copy !req
3. Over the course of the last week,Copy !req
4. thousands of Parisians living nearby the
riverCopy !req
5. have already evacuated.Copy !req
6. To continue moving throughout the city,Copy !req
7. residents travel by boat or acrossCopy !req
8. a series of wooden walkways
built by Parisians themselves.Copy !req
9. The water reaches a height
of 20 feet above the normal.Copy !req
10. The Eiffel Tower has wet feet.Copy !req
11. Emile, hey! Over here!Copy !req
12. - Let me take that.
- Thanks.Copy !req
13. You know, Emile, I only have one regret.Copy !req
14. You do? What?Copy !req
15. That it took you two years
to ask me for a date.Copy !req
16. I... I was scared you'd say no.Copy !req
17. Oh, Emile. I wish I had known.Copy !req
18. All that time wasted.Copy !req
19. Maud, my darling.
Don't let your mind dwell on that.Copy !req
20. The past is past. The future is ours.Copy !req
21. Nothing. Nothing can come between us
now.Copy !req
22. Emile!Copy !req
23. It's show time! What do you
got?Copy !req
24. To the left! Yes, parry! To the right!Copy !req
25. - Whoa!Copy !req
26. It's a dragon!Copy !req
27. What on earth is a dragon doing in France?Copy !req
28. What on earth is a dragon doing on earth?Copy !req
29. Oh, no!Copy !req
30. Okay, come on! Here it is!Copy !req
31. - Come on.Copy !req
32. Hey.Copy !req
33. - Hello, Raoul.Copy !req
34. Well, hello, Maud.
Look at you. Petite as always.Copy !req
35. That's a lovely dress. What is that?Copy !req
36. - Kind of an eggplant?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
37. Um, I think it's more of a purple.Copy !req
38. More of an eggplant I think.Copy !req
39. Is Emile in? I have something for him.Copy !req
40. No, I guess it is kind of an eggplant.Copy !req
41. - Oh. The new Méliés film!
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
42. He'll be so excited, it's his idol.Copy !req
43. - Hey, Emile!
- Oh!Copy !req
44. - Hey, Raoul!
- Catch this!Copy !req
45. Oh! Oh, that's embarrassing.Copy !req
46. - Hey, you!
- Oh!Copy !req
47. Come on, come on. Quick.Copy !req
48. Okay, not looking.Copy !req
49. - I can't see anything now.
- Come on, come on!Copy !req
50. Going somewhere, Emile?Copy !req
51. I have to go to Barbés to buy a new belt.Copy !req
52. Obviously.Copy !req
53. Oh, no, no. A belt for my projector.Copy !req
54. Since when do you put
pants on your projector?Copy !req
55. - Pants on my projector?
- Yeah, because uh... Never mind.Copy !req
56. Do you need a lift? It's on my route.Copy !req
57. Catherine is right...Copy !req
58. Oh! Catherine!Copy !req
59. Come on! Could you stop the...Copy !req
60. Sorry! Come here!Copy !req
61. - Come on, bad truck! Come back.Copy !req
62. So, I'll see you later at the screening?Copy !req
63. Yes. Uh, yes, you will.Copy !req
64. You know, Maud,Copy !req
65. I was wondering if...Copy !req
66. If you don't mind...Copy !req
67. - Uh, maybe... Maybe you would...
- Yes! Of course I would.Copy !req
68. You would?Copy !req
69. Ah, yes, yes... That!Copy !req
70. Well, yes, of course... I mean, thank you.Copy !req
71. Uh, here. Thank you, Maud.Copy !req
72. Um, anything else, Emile?Copy !req
73. Yes. Uh...Copy !req
74. Well, I thought perhaps
after the screening...Copy !req
75. Emile, buddy! Let's shake a leg.
I'm on a schedule here.Copy !req
76. You'll have plenty of time
to woo Maud when you're back.Copy !req
77. Bye!Copy !req
78. Well, thank you very much, Raoul!Copy !req
79. Well, you're very welcome, Emile.Copy !req
80. Uh, for what?Copy !req
81. I was talking to her and you ruined it!Copy !req
82. You little devil, you!
Let me pinch those cheeks.Copy !req
83. You finally decided to ask her out, didn't
you?Copy !req
84. Well, no, it's so complicated.Copy !req
85. What's so complicated?
You ask her out, she swoons.Copy !req
86. She says yes, you swoon back.
Deal sealed. You're on a date.Copy !req
87. It's not that simple.Copy !req
88. Every time I see her,Copy !req
89. my tongue kind of gets glued
to the top of my mouth.Copy !req
90. Which is why you write her a letter.Copy !req
91. The only thing you have to glue then
is an envelope.Copy !req
92. A letter.Copy !req
93. That's not a bad idea!Copy !req
94. Of course that's not a bad idea.
It's a great idea. I had it!Copy !req
95. I'll help you if you want.Copy !req
96. I got a way with words as you know.Copy !req
97. Well... I do know.Copy !req
98. But do you know much about love, Raoul?Copy !req
99. Do I...Copy !req
100. Oh, you are adorable. Do I know about
love?Copy !req
101. Do you have any idea
what they say around Paris?Copy !req
102. When Raoul is on the prowl,
the kitty cats all meow!Copy !req
103. - Oh. That does rhyme.
- It better than rhymes, my friend.Copy !req
104. Hello, Madame Omelette!Copy !req
105. Hope you're not feeling too scrambled
todayCopy !req
106. and you're feeling nice and over-easy.Copy !req
107. Where... Where are my eggs?Copy !req
108. It's not that I don't trust you, Raoul,Copy !req
109. but the way you drive,
I figured it's safer to deliver the eggsCopy !req
110. with a little padding.Copy !req
111. Great!Copy !req
112. - Raoul, are you okay?
- No I'm fine, it's just...Copy !req
113. Allergies!Copy !req
114. Hey!Copy !req
115. - Moron!
- Sorry, honey!Copy !req
116. You drive very fast!Copy !req
117. I know!Copy !req
118. Ever since Catherine runs on
sunflower oil, she really flies.Copy !req
119. Uh, speaking of flies...
Your coat. It's very itchy!Copy !req
120. It feels like straw.Copy !req
121. Straw? Are you kidding? What I paid for
this?Copy !req
122. Oh, Emile.Copy !req
123. This is genuine 100%...Copy !req
124. rare!Copy !req
125. The flood of the century!
Commissioner's popularity sinks as...Copy !req
126. - As fast as the water rises!
- Uh, Raoul!Copy !req
127. Whoa!Copy !req
128. Oh, no.Copy !req
129. I hate birds!Copy !req
130. - Thank you, Raoul!
- Don't mention it, big man!Copy !req
131. See you later!Copy !req
132. Hey! Watch where you're going!Copy !req
133. Here. A brand new second-hand belt.Copy !req
134. - Anything else?
- Uh, maybe.Copy !req
135. Mmm-hmm. She's a beauty, isn't she?Copy !req
136. Oh, yes!Copy !req
137. - What's that?
- What is that?Copy !req
138. That is the future!Copy !req
139. No, that! Is it straw?Copy !req
140. No. Okay. Now, back to the future.Copy !req
141. You see? No more blisters,
no more dirty clothes,Copy !req
142. no more aches and pains.Copy !req
143. All comfort, no effort! That's the future.Copy !req
144. - Okay. But what does it do?
- What does it do?Copy !req
145. It does...Copy !req
146. Well...Copy !req
147. - Bye-bye now! Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
148. Uh, bye!Copy !req
149. My camera.Copy !req
150. Oh, look at that!Copy !req
151. This is beautiful.Copy !req
152. That's... That's my camera.Copy !req
153. Wait! He's running away.Copy !req
154. Thief! Thief!Copy !req
155. Okay? Well, okay. Oh, right, right, right.Copy !req
156. - My camera!
- Hey, stop, thief!Copy !req
157. Oh, no. It's not supposed to do that.Copy !req
158. Huh? That's fantastic!Copy !req
159. It worked great yesterday!Copy !req
160. Okay. Maybe if I just press...Copy !req
161. - Oh. Hey!Copy !req
162. One. Two.Copy !req
163. And it's supposed to do that?Copy !req
164. Raoul! Thank you. Thank you so much!Copy !req
165. You saved my life!Copy !req
166. - Uh, I did?
- Yes. Look.Copy !req
167. And three. And I meant to do that!Copy !req
168. Now, we are all nice and warmed up,
let's deliver those babies.Copy !req
169. Uh, I don't know if I can.Copy !req
170. It's just that I don't want to be late.Copy !req
171. Don't worry. We're gonna get there in a
flash.Copy !req
172. You're gonna love the professor.
He's a real character.Copy !req
173. Way ahead of his time.
A real visionary. A little like myself.Copy !req
174. Too bad he never lets me see his work.Copy !req
175. Maybe he's shy?Copy !req
176. Yes, maybe. Professor!Copy !req
177. - Oh, apparently very shy!
- Hmm.Copy !req
178. Okay, what have we got?Copy !req
179. "Dear Raoul, I am in New York
for a conference."Copy !req
180. "Just leave the peat outside."Copy !req
181. "In my absence, Charles
will take care of it."Copy !req
182. Who's Charles?Copy !req
183. - Charles, come on.Copy !req
184. Oh! "Charles, Assistant Botanist."Copy !req
185. Hello, Charles.Copy !req
186. Now, let's get those precious bags inside.Copy !req
187. We wouldn't want them to get wet.
Right, Charles?Copy !req
188. - What? Okay.Copy !req
189. "Well, now that you're inside,
just leave the peat at the door."Copy !req
190. "Whatever you do, don't..."
"touch anything."Copy !req
191. "Thank you. Good day."Copy !req
192. Okay. Okay, I get it.Copy !req
193. The professor seems to know you pretty
well!Copy !req
194. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
195. - Beautiful.Copy !req
196. Another job well done.
For peat's sake! Right?Copy !req
197. 'Cause it's peat!
Get it? Do you get it?Copy !req
198. Pete's sake?Copy !req
199. You're a monkey.Copy !req
200. All right! Ready for a quick tour?Copy !req
201. But the monkey said
we weren't supposed to...Copy !req
202. The monkey said, come on! You could
film it!Copy !req
203. Imagine, Your own jungle movie!
I play the brave explorer.Copy !req
204. - What do you think?
- You think I could?Copy !req
205. You are... Yeah, of course!Copy !req
206. Let's get to it!Copy !req
207. Right. We'll call him...Copy !req
208. Let's call him Jeff,Copy !req
209. with my companion CharlieCopy !req
210. and we're going to save the damsel
from the dark regions of the jungle.Copy !req
211. - Oh, my... Look at that monster!Copy !req
212. What kind of tree is that?Copy !req
213. Well, that, Emile,
it's an Extremus Gigantis Circus uh...Copy !req
214. Asparagus.Copy !req
215. - Actually, it's a sequoia.Copy !req
216. If you prefer the generic name.Copy !req
217. Oh, my... Look at that!
It's the professor's lab!Copy !req
218. Emile! Emile! Come and get a shot of me!Copy !req
219. Okay! What do we got? "Do not use."Copy !req
220. All right. Let's see what it does.Copy !req
221. - Are you filming?
- Yes, but it says do not use...Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. Huh? Right. Okay, next.Copy !req
224. How about this one? "Atomise-a-tune."Copy !req
225. Atomise-a-tune. Good name!Copy !req
226. "Blah blah blah...
For a more melodious voice."Copy !req
227. That's incredible!Copy !req
228. That's amazing!
Charles, you have a lovely singing voice.Copy !req
229. All right let's try this one.
"Super-Fertilizer." Hmm.Copy !req
230. "Unstable."Copy !req
231. Okay. Now all I need now is a little seed.Copy !req
232. From this jar, here.
A tiny drop, or two. And then we wait.Copy !req
233. And we continue to wait.Copy !req
234. And we wait.Copy !req
235. This one's a... This one's a dud.Copy !req
236. - Maybe you need to water it.
- Good idea, Emile.Copy !req
237. Very disappointing, Professor.Copy !req
238. Okay. Next!Copy !req
239. Let's see if the old geezer invented
anything that actually works?Copy !req
240. Whoa!Copy !req
241. Did you get that?Copy !req
242. - I did! All of it!Copy !req
243. God! A sunflower that big
must produce tons of oil.Copy !req
244. This could cut Catherine's fuel budget by
10.Copy !req
245. Emile, this must be my lucky day!Copy !req
246. - Emile!Copy !req
247. Huh? What?Copy !req
248. Raoul? Raoul?Copy !req
249. Raoul! Raoul, are you okay?Copy !req
250. Yeah. I think... I think the coat saved my
life.Copy !req
251. Emile? Emile! I'm okay! I'm okay.Copy !req
252. Oh. Good. Good.Copy !req
253. Charles! Where is Charles?Copy !req
254. Charles?Copy !req
255. "Look up."Copy !req
256. Hey, Charles!Copy !req
257. Right, good, Charles is fine.
You're fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
258. The plants are fine. Everything's fine.Copy !req
259. There. So, I think we'll be going now.
Good night.Copy !req
260. It's been a pleasure.Copy !req
261. Raoul. Raoul?Copy !req
262. You didn't see something
strange in there, did you?Copy !req
263. You mean besides a singing monkey,Copy !req
264. a 50 foot sunflower and vials of
potions that almost killed us?Copy !req
265. No. You see anything strange?Copy !req
266. You mean you didn't see
a seven foot creatureCopy !req
267. with big red bug eyes, four arms,
and spikes all over his body?Copy !req
268. Emile. I think somebody has been
watching too many movies.Copy !req
269. - You think?
- Yes, my friend.Copy !req
270. With all this flooding,
what a dreadful winter...Copy !req
271. - Whoops!
- Very harsh winter, yes.Copy !req
272. - But I don't complain.
- Naturally.Copy !req
273. - We're lucky.
- Yes, we are.Copy !req
274. Uh, say, Madame Carlotta,
have you told Lucille about my songs yet?Copy !req
275. Go on!
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
276. - Water goes where water goes.
- Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
277. Who do they think I am? Moses?Copy !req
278. Am I supposed to make miracles?Copy !req
279. Uh, no, but perhaps some boats,Copy !req
280. more walkways, shelters for
the poor, blankets...Copy !req
281. Forget blankets.
What's needed here is diversion.Copy !req
282. Oh, yes, perfect. We can divert the water.Copy !req
283. - Not water, Paté. Their minds.
- Oh.Copy !req
284. We need to get their minds out of the wet
and onto something big.Copy !req
285. Something that will wash this headline
awayCopy !req
286. and replace it with something
that will grab their imagination.Copy !req
287. Uh... Like What?Copy !req
288. I don't know.
Something that will have some pizzazz.Copy !req
289. Something that will pop!Copy !req
290. Whoa!Copy !req
291. Give me that!Copy !req
292. - What?
- Go!Copy !req
293. Not my fault!Copy !req
294. Now!
- Whatever!Copy !req
295. Commissioner Maynott, Captain Paté,
I trust everything is to your liking?Copy !req
296. Oh, yes, my dear Carlotta, yes.Copy !req
297. Yes, of course it is, isn't it?Copy !req
298. - One step from perfection.
- One step from... Oh!Copy !req
299. All that is needed now isCopy !req
300. for your angel of a nieceCopy !req
301. to accept my invitation.Copy !req
302. - With my compliments.
- Oh, Commissioner, what an honour!Copy !req
303. Oh, I'm sure she will be delighted.Copy !req
304. Oh, speak of the devil.Copy !req
305. Not interested.Copy !req
306. Everybody needs somebody. Even you!Copy !req
307. You look at the Commissioner.Copy !req
308. He's successful, he's a national figure.Copy !req
309. - He's pompous.
- He has a medal of honour!Copy !req
310. - He's boring.
- People respect him.Copy !req
311. He's got nice hair. Oh, I love his hair.Copy !req
312. He smells good, doesn't he?Copy !req
313. - He's attractive...
He's not my type!Copy !req
314. Not your type? Okay, maybe not yet.Copy !req
315. But you meet him,
you're nice, and he becomes your type.Copy !req
316. Perhaps you smile
that wonderful smile of yours.Copy !req
317. - And who knows?Copy !req
318. Come on, let me see it.Copy !req
319. Ah, perfect!Copy !req
320. - What a singer!
Mmm, and what a woman!Copy !req
321. What do you mean, "What a woman"?Copy !req
322. I'm wondering. Would you be jealous?Copy !req
323. - Oh, dear!
- What?Copy !req
324. There.Copy !req
325. - What's wrong?
- Something touched me!Copy !req
326. Oh! Don't worry, dear.
It won't attack a larger animal.Copy !req
327. - What?Copy !req
328. Oh, God, no! No! Let me go!Copy !req
329. - Go! Run!Copy !req
330. RumCopy !req
331. Oh, horrible. Seven feet tall,Copy !req
332. razor-sharp teeth.Copy !req
333. Horrible.Copy !req
334. - Yeah, of course. Sign here.
- Oh.Copy !req
335. How's it going with that sketch?Copy !req
336. - Huh? Wait. Uh...
- He's getting good, huh?Copy !req
337. Let's see here.Copy !req
338. What could rhyme with "great destiny"?Copy !req
339. Ah, yes, I know! "Me!"Copy !req
340. - Come in!Copy !req
341. Paté.Copy !req
342. What in the world are you wearing?Copy !req
343. It's all part of the new fitness campaign
for elite officers.Copy !req
344. I have agreed to lead
the Rapid Response Bicycle Unit.Copy !req
345. Brilliant. Anything new?Copy !req
346. Well, it's just a theory but...Copy !req
347. Here is where the store window was
smashed.Copy !req
348. Yes.Copy !req
349. - Here is where the children were traumatized.
- Okay.Copy !req
350. Here is where the horse was spooked
and stampeded through the lingerie shop.Copy !req
351. - See what I'm getting at?
- Uh... Actually no.Copy !req
352. There is a pattern, a logical progression,Copy !req
353. leading all the way to here.Copy !req
354. And?Copy !req
355. Well, I would like permission to do
a more thorough investigation,Copy !req
356. - Sir.
- Yes, of course, investigate away.Copy !req
357. Let the public see that we are men of
action.Copy !req
358. - Thank you, sir. Thank you.
- Yeah. Hmm.Copy !req
359. But don't be too quick
at solving the case, Paté.Copy !req
360. But, sir, I should think the quicker the
better.Copy !req
361. We are on the verge of a catastrophe.Copy !req
362. Where you see catastrophe, I see
opportunity.Copy !req
363. You see, my dear Captain,Copy !req
364. when people are frightened
they need protection.Copy !req
365. They need someone that they can turn to,Copy !req
366. someone to believe in,Copy !req
367. a saviour,Copy !req
368. a hero.Copy !req
369. In other words, they needCopy !req
370. me!Copy !req
371. - And say hello for me.
- Sure.Copy !req
372. No, don't.
You don't have to. No, no.Copy !req
373. I mean, well, if he mentions me.Copy !req
374. - Okay!
- Oh, let me see...Copy !req
375. Darling, wait. Stop. Let me take a look.Copy !req
376. - Oh, perfect.
- Mmm-hmm?Copy !req
377. What's that?Copy !req
378. "A strange creature has been
seen in the streets of Paris."Copy !req
379. "The beast is seven feet high,
is extremely hairy,"Copy !req
380. "and has two big and red eyes."Copy !req
381. "Under those circumstances,
we recommend all citizens"Copy !req
382. "not to go out alone at night."Copy !req
383. Oh, great!Copy !req
384. "Be cautious and do not panic."Copy !req
385. Raoul! You scared me!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
386. You scared me! And I'm working here!Copy !req
387. - Well, I hope nothing's broken.
- No, I'm fine.Copy !req
388. I'm talking about the champagne, you
idiot!Copy !req
389. Look at me! I'm a mess!Copy !req
390. Here comes the drama queen.Copy !req
391. Come on. It's nothing. Here.Copy !req
392. Give me that! You're making it worse.Copy !req
393. Oh, great. Now, I have to change again!Copy !req
394. Uh, not a bad idea.
Brown is definitely not your colour.Copy !req
395. I see. You're a fashion expert now.Copy !req
396. Very credible with that straw coat on.Copy !req
397. - It's not straw.
- I see nothing has changed.Copy !req
398. Still the same birdbrain you were
in the first grade.Copy !req
399. And you're still so, so...Copy !req
400. So you!Copy !req
401. - What a repartee!
What a repartee!Copy !req
402. Oh, I'm so smart. I use
words like repartee.Copy !req
403. Look at me. Look at how amazing I am!Copy !req
404. Ooh, I'm so dumb.
Oh. I fell on my butt again!Copy !req
405. I'm a star. I'm a princess.
But I sing like a frog!Copy !req
406. - Oh. I get it.
- You get what?Copy !req
407. - You're jealous.
Oh, yeah, I'm jealous.Copy !req
408. You're jealous of my success.Copy !req
409. - It makes you feel small.Copy !req
410. - Listen, honey...
- Don't you honey me.Copy !req
411. Listen honey. I'm doing just fine, okay?Copy !req
412. Women like me, men want to be me,Copy !req
413. uh, men want to be with the women
who like me.Copy !req
414. And the women, uh, want to be...Copy !req
415. The men who want to be with me...Copy !req
416. I'm popular and creative.Copy !req
417. Creative?Copy !req
418. You mean that piece of junk?Copy !req
419. Don't you... Don't you dare
bring Catherine into this!Copy !req
420. If you want to see popular and creative,
come see my show one night.Copy !req
421. Oh, wait! You can't. We
don't accept losers.Copy !req
422. Oh, good one. Oh, pardon me,
your Royal Pain in the Buttness.Copy !req
423. I didn't realise you had to win
the Medal of HonourCopy !req
424. to gain entrance to the Cheese Hall!Copy !req
425. In your case, the only way you
will be admittedCopy !req
426. is if you show up with that medal
pinned to your chest.Copy !req
427. It would look great on your lovely straw
coat!Copy !req
428. It's not... It's not... It's not straw!Copy !req
429. Ah, and one more thing.Copy !req
430. If you come with that medal,Copy !req
431. the best table will be waiting along with
all the champagne you can drink.Copy !req
432. On the house.Copy !req
433. - I'm in the bathroom!
- Now!Copy !req
434. - Okay, okay!Copy !req
435. Pest!Copy !req
436. - There is a monster in Paris!Copy !req
437. People are scared!Copy !req
438. Give me one! Here.Copy !req
439. Thanks.Copy !req
440. How is it going up there?Copy !req
441. I'm close.Copy !req
442. Would you just check over there...Copy !req
443. Let's see... Okay.Copy !req
444. There... Oh.Copy !req
445. Let's search thoroughly.
Look everywhere.Copy !req
446. Wait a minute. What is this?Copy !req
447. Oh, my God!Copy !req
448. Oh, this is a nightmare!Copy !req
449. Emile! It's a nightmare! I've lost all my
clients.Copy !req
450. - What's that?
- It's the monster!Copy !req
451. The monster that we created!Copy !req
452. Yes, our own monster. He's got your eyes.Copy !req
453. And, Uh, my hairy legs!Copy !req
454. What are we going to do?Copy !req
455. Everything's fine. Nothing happened.
It's not our fault.Copy !req
456. Besides, nobody knows we were there!Copy !req
457. Could have been anybody!
Could have been anybody.Copy !req
458. Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen,Copy !req
459. but I think you are about to
be the stars of the next feature.Copy !req
460. It's called The Interrogation!Copy !req
461. The faceless and nameless massesCopy !req
462. living their lives like cockroaches,Copy !req
463. and those with a great destiny,Copy !req
464. those like you and me.Copy !req
465. You're very kind, Commissioner,
but I'm just a singer.Copy !req
466. Oh, don't be modest.Copy !req
467. You see, I'm due to inaugurate
the new railway.Copy !req
468. Everybody will talk about itCopy !req
469. and I would be honoured
to have you open the eventCopy !req
470. and stand by my side.Copy !req
471. Because you're not just a singer,
you're a star.Copy !req
472. Shining brighter than all others,Copy !req
473. lighting the way to a brilliant future.Copy !req
474. For you, for me, for us.Copy !req
475. Uh, that's very nice of you,Copy !req
476. but don't you think it's
a little early to refer to us as "us"?Copy !req
477. Excuse me?Copy !req
478. Yes, Paté?Copy !req
479. I don't mean to interrupt,
but I have extremely important news.Copy !req
480. - What?
- The monster...Copy !req
481. I have three suspects.Copy !req
482. Now, if you'll look very closelyCopy !req
483. right here, just before the explosion...Copy !req
484. See that little black dot?Copy !req
485. It's a flea from the monkey's fur.Copy !req
486. I believe that the combination
of these potionsCopy !req
487. turned it intoCopy !req
488. the monster!
- Bravo, Paté!Copy !req
489. Bravo! A giant flea!Copy !req
490. This is exactly what
I've been looking for!Copy !req
491. Excuse me, sir. I'm just
starting out in life.Copy !req
492. I don't want to go to jail.Copy !req
493. Prison's a low-growth market
for home deliveries.Copy !req
494. Arrest the monkey! It was his flea!Copy !req
495. Prison? Who said anything about prison?Copy !req
496. This is a story about heroes.Copy !req
497. Heroes don't go to prison.Copy !req
498. - But, sir, they're guilty!
- Guilty of what?Copy !req
499. Of giving me the chance to show the
public where they can place their trust?Copy !req
500. No, no, they do not deserve to go to
prison.Copy !req
501. They deserve to be celebrated,
to be honoured.Copy !req
502. They deserve...Copy !req
503. Here, pick one.Copy !req
504. Uh, well...Copy !req
505. Would you have a medal of
honour in there, by any chance?Copy !req
506. - So?
- Uh... Right.Copy !req
507. Thank you, Albert!Copy !req
508. I, uh... Look, I'll be honest with you...Copy !req
509. What? You don't like that one?
This one perhaps.Copy !req
510. Albert... Albert. Albert!Copy !req
511. The song isn't the problem.Copy !req
512. What is the problem then? I have talent.Copy !req
513. All my friends say so.Copy !req
514. All I need is someone to
give me a big break. That's all.Copy !req
515. That or some new friends.Copy !req
516. It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie.
I have to run.Copy !req
517. You'll tell me about it, right?Copy !req
518. Tell you what?Copy !req
519. You know! How it went with
the Commissioner! Right?Copy !req
520. - Oh, right.
- Okay, good.Copy !req
521. I can't wait!Copy !req
522. - Look, Albert. Thank you.
- Don't bother.Copy !req
523. I know. I'm too original
for a place like this.Copy !req
524. Too avant-garde.Copy !req
525. You took the words right out of my mouth.Copy !req
526. - That's what I am.
- That's what you are.Copy !req
527. - Too avant-garde...
- Of course you are!Copy !req
528. - I'm so out of here!
- Bye now!Copy !req
529. She's jealous! That's what she is.Copy !req
530. She's stuck in her little bourgeois
dance hall tunesCopy !req
531. while I'm blazing a trail.Copy !req
532. It scares her.Copy !req
533. True talent scares her.Copy !req
534. - Who's there?Copy !req
535. Open the door. Open up! It's me Albert!Copy !req
536. Open the door!Copy !req
537. Ouch! Oh, my ankle! I broke my ankle!Copy !req
538. Listen, Albert...Copy !req
539. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
540. Are you okay?Copy !req
541. Did I hurt you?Copy !req
542. I am really sorry.Copy !req
543. Let me see...Copy !req
544. No! Let me go!Copy !req
545. Let me go!Copy !req
546. It's a nightmare. I'll wake up.Copy !req
547. I'll wake up! I'll wake up!Copy !req
548. Do you... Do you have a name?Copy !req
549. How about Francoeur?Copy !req
550. It means "honest heart."Copy !req
551. Follow me.Copy !req
552. Wait. Wait.Copy !req
553. There.Copy !req
554. Be patient, I'm nearly done. Wait here.Copy !req
555. All right.Copy !req
556. This... Okay.Copy !req
557. No, no... Not this.Copy !req
558. Oh... Oh, that could work!Copy !req
559. Or not. Or not.Copy !req
560. What about this one?Copy !req
561. Hmm. Too eccentric.Copy !req
562. I know!Copy !req
563. Don't move. Don't move.Copy !req
564. Almost done.Copy !req
565. There you go... Sharp!Copy !req
566. Your arms, Francoeur.Copy !req
567. There.Copy !req
568. Perfect! The police will never
recognise you now.Copy !req
569. Now, if you'll excuse me, it's my turn.Copy !req
570. Are you okay?Copy !req
571. That's called a guitar.Copy !req
572. - It's very hard to play.Copy !req
573. - It's just me!Copy !req
574. Oh! There's a surprise
for you out front, sweetie.Copy !req
575. I'll be right there.Copy !req
576. Whatever you do, don't make a sound, okay?Copy !req
577. I'll be right back.Copy !req
578. - Good evening, Miss Lucille.
- Good evening.Copy !req
579. Well. Well. Twinkle, twinkle little star.Copy !req
580. What are you doing here?Copy !req
581. My dear, we came to see your
so called "show."Copy !req
582. Say, Emile, what's that on your lapel?Copy !req
583. I do believe it's the Medal of Honour,
Raoul.Copy !req
584. Well, Emile. What a coincidence!Copy !req
585. I happen to have one, too!Copy !req
586. What? Where did you steal this?Copy !req
587. Oh, no. We didn't steal them.Copy !req
588. - They're from Commissioner Maynott.
- Really!Copy !req
589. Hold on! Wait, what is that?Copy !req
590. Do you hear something? I hear a voice.Copy !req
591. "If you get the Medal of Honour,
you get the best seat in the house."Copy !req
592. Sound familiar?Copy !req
593. - Albert...
- What?Copy !req
594. Show these gentlemen
to the best seat in the house.Copy !req
595. Why me?Copy !req
596. Enjoy the show. If you even know
what you're watching.Copy !req
597. Bye.Copy !req
598. - You two know each other?
- Oh... Yes!Copy !req
599. I mean, uh... Yes.Copy !req
600. - He's such a...Copy !req
601. Francoeur! What are you?Copy !req
602. - Darling! He's brilliant!
- I can explain.Copy !req
603. Genius needs no explanation, my dear.Copy !req
604. I've never been so transported.
Where did you find him?Copy !req
605. He, uh... Just dropped in.Copy !req
606. Well he's a perfect fit for your
sweet, sweet voice.Copy !req
607. I'll go inform the rest of the musicians.Copy !req
608. I really don't think...Copy !req
609. History will be made tonight.
I can feel it.Copy !req
610. What part of "Don't make a sound,"
did you not understand?Copy !req
611. Thank you, my good man! Thank you.Copy !req
612. Don't mention it.Copy !req
613. Come on, buddy relax! Lose the coat!Copy !req
614. Okay.Copy !req
615. What's this?Copy !req
616. - Dear Maud...
- Don't... Give me that!Copy !req
617. Oh, you took my advice, you dog.Copy !req
618. I didn't know you had it in you.Copy !req
619. - Give that back!
- No, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
620. - I'd really like...
- Stop reading that.Copy !req
621. - A date?
- No.Copy !req
622. Oh! Where?Copy !req
623. I don't know. Please give me that back.Copy !req
624. Or I'll tell everyone
that you are in love with Lucille.Copy !req
625. Are you crazy? Me? That woman?Copy !req
626. How can you even think that?Copy !req
627. It's so obvious.Copy !req
628. You're so obvious.Copy !req
629. And now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
630. it is with the greatest pleasure
- Francoeur, hurry!Copy !req
631. - That I give to you, the one, the only.Copy !req
632. - Francoeur, move!
- The incomparable.Copy !req
633. - Lucille!Copy !req
634. Good evening!Copy !req
635. Welcome to The Rare Bird.Copy !req
636. It's... It's so good to
see you out tonight.Copy !req
637. We're delighted to introduce
a brilliant new talent.Copy !req
638. The master of the guitar,
all the way from...Copy !req
639. Somewhere else...Copy !req
640. The supreme virtuoso...Copy !req
641. Monsieur Francoeur!Copy !req
642. Go on, sit with the band, you'll be fine.Copy !req
643. Losers!Copy !req
644. - Come on!
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
645. You were amazing!Copy !req
646. Success like that deserves...Copy !req
647. The feathers...Copy !req
648. I'm sorry, feathers...Copy !req
649. I tell you what I don't deserve.Copy !req
650. You!Copy !req
651. Look, Lucille.
I just really wanted to say...Copy !req
652. I felt that the high notes were high,Copy !req
653. and the low notes were, uh... Low.Copy !req
654. And you know, the whole thing was...
Was... You know, it was...Copy !req
655. - Magic.
- Yeah, exactly. It was magic!Copy !req
656. And you... You...Copy !req
657. You were, uh...Copy !req
658. Huge!Copy !req
659. It was really very good,
Mademoiselle Lucille!Copy !req
660. - Thank you.
- Sir!Copy !req
661. Ouch!Copy !req
662. - Hey!
- Hey, that hurts!Copy !req
663. What do you mean, "Shh"?Copy !req
664. It's the monster.Copy !req
665. He's not a monster!Copy !req
666. What about the eyewitnesses?
And all the destruction?Copy !req
667. When people panic
they say all sorts of things.Copy !req
668. He may be a giant flea
but he wouldn't hurt a tiny fly.Copy !req
669. Look at him.Copy !req
670. And his voice.Copy !req
671. Have you ever heard anything so sweet?Copy !req
672. Oh! We have, once.Copy !req
673. Yeah. And by a monkey.Copy !req
674. Oh, Honeybee?Copy !req
675. Are you ready?
You're back on in two minutes.Copy !req
676. I'll be right there.Copy !req
677. Wonderful, sweetheart. Don't be too long.Copy !req
678. Well, I guess he does look
pretty laid back, for a monster.Copy !req
679. Yeah. He does, Emile.Copy !req
680. Okay, here's what we do.Copy !req
681. We introduce him to the Commissioner
tomorrow at the press conference,Copy !req
682. we clear the entire thing up.
What do you think?Copy !req
683. What press conference?Copy !req
684. I will pulverise it!Copy !req
685. I will crush it!Copy !req
686. Send it back to hell from whence it came!Copy !req
687. Uh, Commissioner?Copy !req
688. How do you propose to kill it?Copy !req
689. Why, with water.Copy !req
690. See fleas cannot live in water.Copy !req
691. At the moment, as fate would have it,
Paris is full of water.Copy !req
692. Which is why I have not moved
more aggressively to drain the streets.Copy !req
693. Water is my weapon of choice.Copy !req
694. When I find the beast,
I will take it and drown it.Copy !req
695. Uh, Commissioner.Copy !req
696. Commissioner. Very commendable.Copy !req
697. But how are you going to drown the
monster,Copy !req
698. when you can't even find it?Copy !req
699. Oh, I Will find it all right.Copy !req
700. As a matter of fact,Copy !req
701. I am using this press conference
to announce a rewardCopy !req
702. for the first person
to offer up any informationCopy !req
703. that leads to the discovery
and death of this menaceCopy !req
704. to our peace and happiness.Copy !req
705. Uh, sir...Copy !req
706. Yes?Copy !req
707. I have information...Copy !req
708. Excellent, excellent.Copy !req
709. - Please, come up.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
710. That little rat!Copy !req
711. He is the one who's gonna get drowned
when I get my hands on him.Copy !req
712. - We'll never get there before the police!
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
713. There is no one alive who can beat Raoul
when he drives!Copy !req
714. - Oh, Emile!
- Maud!Copy !req
715. I heard about how brave you were!Copy !req
716. - You did?
- Yeah, with a medal to prove it, huh?Copy !req
717. - It was nothing.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
718. - Emile!
- Coming.Copy !req
719. I have to go. But... For you.Copy !req
720. - Emile!
- Duty calls.Copy !req
721. "Dear Maud, I'd really like a date."Copy !req
722. "Saturday 3:00 p.m."Copy !req
723. "Yours affectionately, Emile."Copy !req
724. Saturday at 3:00 p.m., okay, but where?Copy !req
725. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
726. To the cabaret!Copy !req
727. Ah! A monkey.
This is not Noah's Ark, you know.Copy !req
728. Look, sweetheart,
I didn't come to argue with you.Copy !req
729. - I came to save you.
- Save me?Copy !req
730. Let's go. Maynott...Copy !req
731. - The police...
- The police what?Copy !req
732. - Hurry up! In here. Go!Copy !req
733. Commissioner. What a surprise!Copy !req
734. For both of us. Where is he?Copy !req
735. - Who?
- The monster!Copy !req
736. Not as much as you've hurt me.Copy !req
737. Your words carry no weight
with me any longer, my dear.Copy !req
738. Now let's stop this little charadeCopy !req
739. and at least have one moment
of true honesty between us.Copy !req
740. - Where is it?
- Where is what?Copy !req
741. Uh, sir? It's in there.Copy !req
742. First you accuse me
without a shred of evidence.Copy !req
743. Then you violate my private property.Copy !req
744. If you dare to enter my dressing room,
you'll have to find another singer.Copy !req
745. Consider it done.Copy !req
746. Damn.Copy !req
747. Not in here.Copy !req
748. We've searched all over, sir. Nothing!Copy !req
749. Really?Copy !req
750. I told you!Copy !req
751. I'm... I'm confused. I do not know what to
say.Copy !req
752. I do. Thank you.Copy !req
753. Thank you?Copy !req
754. For putting the public's safety
before your own.Copy !req
755. Leading the charge to rid the streets
of Paris of this terrible danger,Copy !req
756. wherever it may take you.Copy !req
757. It was right here!Copy !req
758. - I heard it...
- Arrest him!Copy !req
759. What have I done?Copy !req
760. What have you done?Copy !req
761. Lying to the police,
bearing false witness.Copy !req
762. Malicious intent.Copy !req
763. Do you want me to go on?Copy !req
764. Take him away!Copy !req
765. But wait! I didn't do anything!Copy !req
766. My dear...Copy !req
767. I am mortified.Copy !req
768. You thought you were doing the right
thing.Copy !req
769. I would not blame you if you did
not sing at the inauguration now.Copy !req
770. Of course, I will sing.Copy !req
771. If for nothing else,Copy !req
772. to show my support and admiration
for all you have done for us.Copy !req
773. Oh. Thank you, mademoiselle.Copy !req
774. Enjoy your day.Copy !req
775. And you.Copy !req
776. Francoeur? Raoul?Copy !req
777. Okay, it's safe now.Copy !req
778. You can come out!Copy !req
779. Francoeur.Copy !req
780. There you are.Copy !req
781. Bravo, Lucille.
Excellent acting skills.Copy !req
782. Well he can hide in my projection room.Copy !req
783. No one ever goes up there.Copy !req
784. Until they do.
And then we will have to move him again.Copy !req
785. We need a more permanent solution.Copy !req
786. Here, take that.Copy !req
787. God, feathers.Copy !req
788. If only we could shrink him down
to his normal size,Copy !req
789. then no one would ever find him.Copy !req
790. Smaller you are the less people look at
you.Copy !req
791. At least that's been my experience.Copy !req
792. There's only one person
who could save FrancoeurCopy !req
793. and he's in New York right now.Copy !req
794. But we don't need him.Copy !req
795. Lucille, no of fence, we're talking
big-time science, here, okay?Copy !req
796. All I know is deliveries,
Emile is all about movies,Copy !req
797. you're an expert in show business,
but you know...Copy !req
798. Exactly!Copy !req
799. Mmm-hmm. I see.Copy !req
800. Smart girl!Copy !req
801. Thank you.Copy !req
802. Excuse me, will someone tell me
what you two are talking about?Copy !req
803. Ladies and gentlemen,
come see Paris from above.Copy !req
804. An uplifting experience!Copy !req
805. My fellow citizens,Copy !req
806. I know we are here todayCopy !req
807. to dedicate this wonder of technologyCopy !req
808. even as we are beset by problems on all
sides.Copy !req
809. Monsters are ruling our streets.Copy !req
810. Floods threatening on our very lives.Copy !req
811. - Oh, sorry.
- Excuse us.Copy !req
812. And so, along with this marvel,
I bring you something else.Copy !req
813. I bring you hope.Copy !req
814. I bring you me!Copy !req
815. And so, it is with great pride
and great expectationsCopy !req
816. that I announce my candidacy
for the post of Maire of Paris!Copy !req
817. Yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
818. But before I take on this momentous task,Copy !req
819. it is my great, great
pleasure to present to youCopy !req
820. a symbol of its current greatness.Copy !req
821. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
822. I give you, Lucille, the Angel of
Montmartre.Copy !req
823. Lucille.Copy !req
824. Got it?Copy !req
825. - Sir... Sir.
- Not now, boy!Copy !req
826. - It's...
- I said, not now...Copy !req
827. But Commissioner! It is the antidote.
For the monster!Copy !req
828. I found it in the professor's lab.Copy !req
829. May I see that?Copy !req
830. Did you not hear my speech?
I am the antidote!Copy !req
831. Now scram!Copy !req
832. Oh, my God! It's the monster!Copy !req
833. Where?Copy !req
834. Over there!Copy !req
835. - No!Copy !req
836. - Oh, I'm scared!Copy !req
837. Oh, dear!Copy !req
838. No! No! Don't shoot! You'll hit my angel!Copy !req
839. Commissioner. The antidote!Copy !req
840. Throw it!Copy !req
841. Hey! Look everybody!Copy !req
842. - It's the monster!Copy !req
843. Shrunk back to his flea size!Copy !req
844. - Oh, yes. Kill it!
- I shall!Copy !req
845. The monster is dead!Copy !req
846. Long live our hero! Long live Mayor
Maynott!Copy !req
847. Oh, bravo!Copy !req
848. - Long live Mayor Maynott!Copy !req
849. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
850. Maynott! Maynott!Copy !req
851. I'm thrilled.
Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
852. Not at all.Copy !req
853. Commissioner!Copy !req
854. Yes?Copy !req
855. No! Paté!Copy !req
856. Open the trap door!Copy !req
857. I've been fooled.Copy !req
858. - Francoeur! Get out of here!
- Get out! Jump!Copy !req
859. Jump! Yes!Copy !req
860. - Yes, yes, yes. Jump!
- Hurry up!Copy !req
861. Come on, get out of there!Copy !req
862. Go on, Jump! Jump! Go!Copy !req
863. Out of the way! Move!Copy !req
864. Oh, no!Copy !req
865. Oh. What?Copy !req
866. Hey! Is that a monkey?Copy !req
867. See you down below!Copy !req
868. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
869. Go and get him! Now!Copy !req
870. Raoul, come on!Copy !req
871. Okay.Copy !req
872. Hey!Copy !req
873. - Ready? Huh?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
874. - Raoul, if we die, I'll kill you.
- Okay.Copy !req
875. Haul that car back up!Copy !req
876. Impossible, sir! The system is automated.Copy !req
877. Once the doors are closed, you can't stop
it.Copy !req
878. Won't come back up?Copy !req
879. Okay, then it'll go down!Copy !req
880. - Let's go get Catherine!Copy !req
881. - Raoul?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
882. Uh, Lucille?Copy !req
883. And what about Raoul?Copy !req
884. - Come on! He'll find us!Copy !req
885. Hey! My bike!Copy !req
886. There you are. Did you miss me?Copy !req
887. Hey!Copy !req
888. Stop, thief!Copy !req
889. Gimme that!Copy !req
890. Requisitioned!Copy !req
891. You want to be poster boy
for the cycle corps?Copy !req
892. Well, here's your big chance!Copy !req
893. Start pedalling!Copy !req
894. Hey!Copy !req
895. Your ticket, please.Copy !req
896. Hey! Look out!
Stop that bus!Copy !req
897. Excuse us.Copy !req
898. Ah! There you are! Climb on!Copy !req
899. - Welcome aboard!Copy !req
900. - Raoul!Copy !req
901. Oh. Oh, my! Are you okay?Copy !req
902. My hood!Copy !req
903. Let's put him in the back!Copy !req
904. Okay, hold on!Copy !req
905. Hey, you!
You are under arrest! Don't move!Copy !req
906. Guys! Guys! Guys! We've got go. Come on.Copy !req
907. Get in, quick! Let's go!Copy !req
908. Come on! Shake a leg! Shake a leg!Copy !req
909. Stop right there! Don't move!Copy !req
910. They're here! Raoul, come on!Copy !req
911. - Okay!
- Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
912. Onwards! Onwards men!
Let's get them!Copy !req
913. Charles?Copy !req
914. Stop right there! Stop!Copy !req
915. Got you. Show me some ID.Copy !req
916. Well, well! Pardon me!Copy !req
917. What? What are you doing?Copy !req
918. - Your coat.
- It's okay.Copy !req
919. It was straw anyway!Copy !req
920. Look out!Copy !req
921. - Hey!Copy !req
922. Oh, you thought you would
escape me, did you?Copy !req
923. - Emile!
- Yes?Copy !req
924. Can you get rid of that thing!Copy !req
925. - Out there?
- Please.Copy !req
926. Okay.Copy !req
927. - Whoa.
- Emile!Copy !req
928. - Emile! Be Careful!Copy !req
929. Hey!Copy !req
930. Paté! I need a bigger weapon!Copy !req
931. Oh! Of course! Perfect!Copy !req
932. To the Seine.Copy !req
933. To the Seine, Pate. To the Seine.Copy !req
934. I'll happily take you there, little lady,
but there's no one up there.Copy !req
935. There will be. I'm sure of it.Copy !req
936. Faster, Paté!Copy !req
937. Imagine you're winning the Tour de France!Copy !req
938. I never planned on doing
the Tour de France, sir. It's too tough.Copy !req
939. Precisely! This is easier.
There are no mountains.Copy !req
940. Pedal, man! Pedal!Copy !req
941. The wheels are useless. I can't turn!Copy !req
942. Oh, no!Copy !req
943. Oh, my God!Copy !req
944. Oh, my goods!Copy !req
945. Francoeur!Copy !req
946. Quick! We have to help him!Copy !req
947. We have to help ourselves first!Copy !req
948. We're sinking!Copy !req
949. Emile!Copy !req
950. Oh! I know!Copy !req
951. There we go!Copy !req
952. - One-two, one-two, one-two...
- Oh.Copy !req
953. Sorry, but we're still sinking!Copy !req
954. Maybe, but we're moving.Copy !req
955. Up, down. Up, down.Copy !req
956. Get us down, Paté. Get us down!Copy !req
957. I'm trying my best, sir!Copy !req
958. Your best is not good enough!Copy !req
959. And, voila!Copy !req
960. Safe and sound and dry!Copy !req
961. Thanks to the great team,
"Raoul and Catherine"!Copy !req
962. Catherine!Copy !req
963. No!Copy !req
964. - Oh, Emile?
- Maud? What are you...Copy !req
965. You know the monster
that everyone's talking about?Copy !req
966. He's here...Copy !req
967. No, no, no. Don't worry, Maud.
We're here to protect him.Copy !req
968. You protect a monster?Copy !req
969. - Come on, Romeo!
- Yeah! I'm coming!Copy !req
970. I will be right back for you.Copy !req
971. Wherever you go, I'm going.Copy !req
972. It's no good, sir!Copy !req
973. You're hopeless.Copy !req
974. Sir?Copy !req
975. I don't... I don't mean
to tell you what to do, sir,Copy !req
976. but don't you think... I mean...Copy !req
977. We should reconsider.Copy !req
978. I mean, that, that creature
never really hurt anybody.Copy !req
979. That's not the point...Copy !req
980. Why are you talking
with that ridiculous voice?Copy !req
981. It's the helium, sir.Copy !req
982. The monster stands
between me and the city hall.Copy !req
983. He dies...Copy !req
984. And I Win!Copy !req
985. Francoeur!Copy !req
986. Are you okay?Copy !req
987. Come on! Quick! Quick!Copy !req
988. Step aside, Lucille!Copy !req
989. Go ahead. Shoot.Copy !req
990. Don't tempt me.Copy !req
991. The newspapers were right.Copy !req
992. There is a monster in Paris.
And I'm looking right at him.Copy !req
993. What?Copy !req
994. Have it your way!Copy !req
995. Oh, I'm hit! Man down!Copy !req
996. I'm okay. I'm okay.Copy !req
997. - Go, Francoeur! Go!
- Go!Copy !req
998. No, Lucille, no!Copy !req
999. Raoul!Copy !req
1000. - Raoul!
- Hold on, Lucille.Copy !req
1001. - Raoul!
- I'm here!Copy !req
1002. Stop right now!Copy !req
1003. Of course, yes...Copy !req
1004. Boo!Copy !req
1005. Oh! Emile! Are you okay?Copy !req
1006. What are you doing?Copy !req
1007. Hold on, Lucille! I'm coming!Copy !req
1008. Emile, it's okay, it's over.
Let me help you.Copy !req
1009. You know what, Maud? I'm very upset.Copy !req
1010. And for the first time,
I'm gonna do something about it!Copy !req
1011. - May I borrow that, please?
- Sure!Copy !req
1012. - Almost there. It's okay!
- Raoul!Copy !req
1013. Don't worry everything
is gonna be all right. Okay?Copy !req
1014. Lucille, I'm right here.Copy !req
1015. Oh, no...Copy !req
1016. Oh, no! We're gonna die!Copy !req
1017. Give me that, you dwarf!Copy !req
1018. Well, I may be a dwarf
but I have a big gun!Copy !req
1019. Actually the gun is pretty small.
Now, now give it to me!Copy !req
1020. You leave my Emile alone!Copy !req
1021. Maud? No, no, stop!Copy !req
1022. - Still want to play the hero?
- Stop!Copy !req
1023. Give me my gun.Copy !req
1024. - Or over she goes.Copy !req
1025. Okay, okay! No, here. Here's your gun!Copy !req
1026. We each have our destiny.
Yours lies in the shadows.Copy !req
1027. And mine is out in the spotlight.Copy !req
1028. Oh. Your brooch.Copy !req
1029. Wait.Copy !req
1030. Hey!Copy !req
1031. Maud, close your eyes!Copy !req
1032. Oh, Emile. You were wonderful.Copy !req
1033. Just like in my dreams.Copy !req
1034. In your dreams?Copy !req
1035. Francoeur!Copy !req
1036. Where are you? Where are
you?Copy !req
1037. I did it!Copy !req
1038. I killed the monster of Paris!Copy !req
1039. Commissioner.Copy !req
1040. Oh! Paté! Hello!Copy !req
1041. I have a message from the Interior
Minister.Copy !req
1042. He's not happy with all the
destruction causedCopy !req
1043. by your psychopathic chase
in pursuit of your own ambitions.Copy !req
1044. But as everyone can plainly see,
I have risked my life.Copy !req
1045. Paté, I have slain the monster.Copy !req
1046. - Tell that to the Minister.
- With pleasure.Copy !req
1047. Victor Maynott, I am arresting youCopy !req
1048. for the premeditated murder
of Monsieur Francoeur.Copy !req
1049. What? Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
1050. The opposite.Copy !req
1051. I was so set on being a loyal officer,Copy !req
1052. I did not see the road you had taken us
down.Copy !req
1053. I needed a flea to show me the way.Copy !req
1054. Are you mad?
It was just a miserable little flea!Copy !req
1055. You are so wrong, sir.Copy !req
1056. There was more humanity in that fleaCopy !req
1057. than in the louse I see before me now!Copy !req
1058. Take him away!Copy !req
1059. Lucille?Copy !req
1060. Listen. Listen, to them.
They all love you.Copy !req
1061. I can't, Raoul.Copy !req
1062. Of course, you can.
You were born to sing, Lucille.Copy !req
1063. If you don't do it for them, or me.
Do it for him.Copy !req
1064. Okay?Copy !req
1065. Come on.Copy !req
1066. Francoeur!Copy !req
1067. He's here.Copy !req
1068. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
1069. Raoul, come and dance with us!Copy !req
1070. Emile, over there.Copy !req
1071. - Excuse me, would you like to dance?
- Oh!Copy !req
1072. I love it, Commissioner.Copy !req
1073. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1074. Come in!Copy !req
1075. Lucille, there's something
I've got to tell you...Copy !req
1076. Ever since first grade I've always...Copy !req
1077. Boy.Copy !req
1078. I've always needed to, um...Copy !req
1079. I love you too, you idiot.Copy !req
1080. - What?
- Ever since we met.Copy !req
1081. But you took my toy!Copy !req
1082. I was hoping you would come to get it
back.Copy !req
1083. - Really?
- Yes.Copy !req
1084. - You mean you love me?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1085. This is the greatest day of my life!Copy !req
1086. You still have it, right?Copy !req
1087. Yeah, that's life. Yeah!Copy !req