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2. ON THE BEAUTIFUL
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3. ON THE BEAUTIFUL
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4. ON THE BEAUTIFUL
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5. Oh, danke.
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6. Or danke.
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7. Oh, I'm just gonna text this.
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8. There we go.
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9. OK.
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10. Are you ready?
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11. Only 50 years in the making.
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12. Now, you are gonna
have some spaetzle.
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13. Oh, what's spaetzle?
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14. It's German mac and cheese.
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15. So I've been
watching the tapes.
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16. And there's a kid, Jalen Cruz.
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17. Fifth-ranked QB out of Dallas.
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18. Oh, my gosh.
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19. You gotta see this kid.
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20. I mean, he's got
the pocket poise of Brady.
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21. He's got the gun like Lamar.
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22. And he's only a sophomore.
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23. I mean, this is the perfect
fit for your offense.
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24. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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25. I know that look.
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26. I'm gonna do it, buddy.
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27. I'm gonna tell Lauren
that I love her.
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28. Are you sure
it's not too late?
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29. I have to try.
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30. It's now or never.
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31. At her bon voyage
party, with her boyfriend?
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32. What choice do I have?
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33. She's moving across
the country tomorrow, to Maine.
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34. You could have
told her sooner.
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35. Yeah, maybe you forgot.
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36. I was a little preoccupied with
a marriage I was trying to save.
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37. No, I mean before that.
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38. Everyone's known that
Lauren's had a crush on you
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39. since college.
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40. Yeah, but I didn't know.
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41. Well, maybe it would have
saved you a divorce if you
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42. would have figured that out.
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43. Not helpful.
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44. Look, I have to fix this ASAP.
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45. And then what?
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46. Tomorrow morning, you're leaving
for Europe on this family
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47. togetherness thing.
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48. Christmas cruise
on the Danube.
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49. What if she says
she loves you back?
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50. What are you gonna do?
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51. You're just gonna
turn and go to Europe?
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52. - No, she can come with.
- What about her boyfriend?
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53. Oh, he's not invited.
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54. Oh.
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55. It's romantic, right?
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56. Unless she's actually
in love with the guy.
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57. In that case, super
awkward, potentially creepy.
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58. And you run the risk
of losing a lifelong friend.
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59. But, I mean, you know
I'm rooting for you.
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60. Thanks for the vote
of confidence, buddy.
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61. Watch that tape.
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62. This is the future
of our program.
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63. Yeah.
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64. Hey.
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65. Christmas potluck
is about to start.
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66. Marge made this thing
called jingle juice.
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67. I've had one.
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68. I have so very many questions.
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69. I'm uninspired.
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70. You're the top
developer in the industry.
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71. And thus my lack
of inspiration.
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72. I can't go any higher if I
keep doing the same thing.
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73. Maybe your trip
abroad will inspire you.
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74. Please, my parents
will have us
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75. scarf deep in Christmas
bonding activities.
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76. I won't have time
to be inspired.
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77. You're a real tree
topper today, huh?
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78. Sorry.
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79. I think I'm just
nervous about tonight.
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80. Oh, fret not.
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81. Everything's set up by me.
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82. You're welcome.
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83. Yes, but William—
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84. But William what?
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85. What are you doing here?
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86. Absolutely not.
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87. You better finish that
sentence right now, mister.
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88. Or do I have to stand
back here and eavesdrop?
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89. But William will probably have
his surgery go over and be late.
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90. Yes, probably.
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91. Be late for what?
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92. I can hear the telephone.
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93. Excuse me, gentlemen.
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94. Be late for what?
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95. Dinner tonight.
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96. Mm-hmm.
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97. You and me,
to celebrate the five-year
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98. anniversary of our meet cute.
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99. Our anniversary is
on Christmas Eve, darling.
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100. It's not for another week.
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101. When we will be
sailing down the Danube,
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102. about to stop in Durken—
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103. Deggendorf.
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104. All German cities sound alike.
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105. Sure.
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106. Um, on Christmas Eve, we're
going to be in Austria.
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107. Vienna, in fact, which
is the most special city
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108. to spend Christmas.
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109. And we will be surrounded by
my entire family with zero alone
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110. time.
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111. Hmm.
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112. What?
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113. Oh, no.
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114. What's that look?
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115. Are you having second thoughts
about going on this trip?
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116. Look, I know I vent to you
about these "forced family fun"
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117. gatherings, but they're not
as bad as I make them out to be,
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118. mostly.
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119. I mean, Cal is uber competitive,
and Emory can play the martyr,
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120. and my parents can be
a tad manipulative.
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121. It's not that.
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122. - Then what is it?
- Nothing.
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123. Um, you know what?
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124. I have to go back
to the hospital
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125. to— to see to a consult. I
just thought I'd bring you these
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126. so you could be the cool boss.
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127. Your famous Christmas cookies!
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128. Oh, thank you.
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129. You're the best.
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130. I am.
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131. Dinner tonight?
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132. Mm-hmm.
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133. 8 o'clock.
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134. Think he suspects anything?
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135. Please.
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136. William's like me
at one of my brother's
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137. fantasy football drafts.
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138. Which means?
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139. He hasn't got a clue.
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140. Whoa.
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141. Straight up, down the barrel.
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142. Here we go.
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143. Oh, there she is.
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144. Thank you so much
for doing this.
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145. No, thank you.
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146. Paid enough for this camera.
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147. I should definitely be
putting it to more use.
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148. If I book this
commercial, I promise
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149. I will pay you for this,
because headshots are
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150. just so expensive these days.
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151. I thought this was
for your dating profile.
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152. You know I'm double
dipping with these.
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153. You have to.
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154. Yeah.
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155. Speaking of dating, do you
remember Theo from Zach's party?
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156. Theo?
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157. No?
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158. Cute in a buttoned-up
way, you know, programmer.
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159. I mean, a little annoying,
but not really anything for you
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160. to worry about.
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161. I mean, everybody's
annoying, really.
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162. Totally normal.
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163. Do you remember him?
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164. Not ringing a bell.
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165. Well, he remembers you
and asked for your number,
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166. so can I give it to him?
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167. Theo.
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168. Yes, I remember him.
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169. Hard pass.
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170. What?
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171. All he wanted to talk about
was the latest data entry tool.
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172. But you're a data analyst.
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173. Only on paper
and on my paycheck.
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174. But in my heart, it's really
just me and old Betsy here.
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175. Besides, someday I would like to
date someone who actually makes
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176. me feel special, like
how I see with my parents
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177. or with my brother and William.
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178. They're so cute,
it's disgusting.
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179. You kind of have to date
a guy for longer than two
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180. weeks for that to happen.
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181. In theory, yes.
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182. Well, um, I may have already
given him your number in theory.
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183. Is that him?
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184. OK, because I told him
to wait until I talked to you.
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185. Street lights, glowing
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the chimney smoking
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187. Skies are frozen
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188. In town, all
the stores are closing
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189. Ooh
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190. When I was just a kid
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191. All I wanted was stuff
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192. Now, ooh
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193. I just wanna be close
to the ones I love
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194. I don't wanna think
about the future
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195. I don't wanna worry
about the past
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196. Only thing we ever
have is the present
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197. And you're the best
one I'll ever have
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198. Save all your money
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199. And I'll save mine too
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200. The only thing I want
is more time with you
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201. Sorry I am
so late, sweetheart.
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202. My surgery ran over.
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203. Oh, wow.
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204. Uh-huh.
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205. I don't really
know what to say.
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206. How about, yes?
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207. Hmm?
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208. William Patel, I've thought
about this moment since about
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209. 24 minutes into sharing
those eggnog
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210. Martinis at that fateful
Christmas Eve party
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212. And now here we are.
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213. The timing is perfect.
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214. We're in love.
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215. We're both at the top
of our respective careers,
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216. and we're both within 5 pounds
of the ideal wedding body.
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217. Our honeymoon photos
are gonna look so great.
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218. What?
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219. Obviously not
the most important part,
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220. but not an unimportant part.
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221. Dylan?
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222. Sorry, I went
off script there.
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223. I just wanted everything
to be perfect.
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224. Um, uh, this—
this is all wrong.
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225. Yeah.
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226. Yeah?
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227. What do you mean by yeah?
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228. Combined with whatever face
this is that you're making.
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229. You need to come clean.
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230. You've been acting very
weird for the past few weeks.
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231. Dylan, you've made
a lovely dinner.
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232. Yeah, let's— let's go eat now.
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233. Now's just not the right time.
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234. Not the right time for what?
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235. This discussion
or getting engaged?
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236. Both.
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237. I see.
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238. Then I guess now is not
the right time for you to go
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239. - on a cruise with my family.
- No, no, Dylan.
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240. Come on.
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241. We've been planning
this for months.
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242. Your mom and dad, they're
gonna be expecting this.
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243. I understand that,
but I know you, William.
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keeping something from me.
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245. And until you're ready
to tell me what that is,
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246. we need some distance
from each other.
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247. Sorry.
Distance?
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248. What do you mean by distance?
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249. Like the Atlantic
ocean, for now.
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250. Oh come on.
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251. No, Dylan, now's not the time to
be making these rash decisions.
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252. I'm not being rash!
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253. OK, that was rash.
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255. I'm setting a boundary.
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me about whatever this is,
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258. But until then, we need space.
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259. You don't understand.
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260. It's not that simple for me.
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261. It is for me.
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262. I have an early flight
to catch in the morning.
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263. Mm-hmm.
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264. I love you.
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265. I love you, too.
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266. I can't believe they
sent you an email.
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267. Mass email.
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268. Entire department.
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270. Gone.
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271. Replaced by robot overlords.
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272. Oh, no.
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273. What are you gonna do?
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274. Well, I'll start by scrolling
all of the various job sites,
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of them, even the ones
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qualified for, and then
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the pages every 17
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278. minutes just to make sure I
didn't miss any single listings.
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279. Oh, boy.
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280. Then I will spam every data
analyst recruiter's inbox
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be pointless because nobody
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282. hires over the holidays.
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283. - Are you good?
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285. I'm great.
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286. I'm great, because also,
in about six hours,
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287. I will scramble to pack
my suitcases before I set off
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flight on Air Cordinia, which
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ago, I did not know
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days along the Danube River
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291. with my parents
and two older brothers.
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292. Yeah, I'm not seeing
the problem here.
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293. Not to mention
that my brothers
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294. haven't checked in on me in I
don't even know how long.
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295. Have you checked in with them?
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296. This is my pity party, Nic.
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297. I don't need
a rationale right now.
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298. You're complaining
about a trip to Europe
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300. Read the room.
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301. - You're right.
- Right.
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302. You're right.
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303. I shouldn't complain.
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304. It's a middle seat
the whole way.
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305. Still don't feel bad for you.
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306. It is just absolutely
the worst timing.
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307. At least you'll have
your family there to support you
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309. Oh, no, there is a 0%
chance I am telling them.
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310. You don't understand.
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311. My brothers are, like, these
perfect human specimens.
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former college
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big-time college football coach.
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eyebrows for days and
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home builder who's
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317. I can't go on this trip
single and unemployed,
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the failure of a sister who
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319. cannot get her life together.
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320. You know what, though?
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322. It's fine.
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take photos and eat every pastry
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326. [BARRIE GLEDDEN/KES
LOY/RICHARD KIMMINGS,
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327. "CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS']
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328. I can't
wait for Christmas
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329. And the lights
on the Christmas tree
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330. Yeah, and Rudolph knows
with his big red nose
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331. He's keeping Santa company
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332. I can't wait for Christmas.
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333. And there's my kid brother,
always arriving in style.
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334. Well, one of us had
to take after our mother.
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335. Too bad it wasn't
her daughter.
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336. Let me help you with your bag.
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337. OK.
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338. Let me help you
with your hair.
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339. What is this?
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340. Give me a break.
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341. I've been traveling
for 27 hours.
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342. From Denver?
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343. Well, my flight had four
stops, thank you very much.
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344. - Was one of them Australia?
- No.
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345. It looks like your hairdo's
from down under, mate.
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346. So the brotherly
barrage begins.
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347. We gotta get this out.
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348. Oh.
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349. Look, a little cutie.
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350. Look, a little cutie.
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351. OK, that's— that's enough!
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352. Where's William?
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353. I was hoping he could shield
me from some of the teasing.
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354. Yeah, did he get
cold feet or something?
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355. Oh.
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356. There they all are.
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357. Mom and Dad!
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359. Oh.
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360. After five long years, we
can resume the adventure!
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361. Simmer down, Dad.
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362. This is basically a floating
retirement community.
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363. How crazy can it get?
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364. Yeah, nothing's crazier than
doing a triple black diamond
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365. on your first ski trip.
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366. Hey, those trails
were not clearly marked,
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367. but the helicopter ride
to the hospital, not bad.
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368. There'll be no
accidents this trip.
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369. This is about our family
bonding and having
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370. a great family Christmas.
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371. Or I'll send you to your cabin
without any dinner.
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372. Oh, I don't sound like that.
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373. That was pretty
accurate, actually.
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374. Where's William?
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375. He's gonna join us, right?
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376. I don't know yet.
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377. Oh, well, you
know neurosurgeons.
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378. They do important work.
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379. Let's get you guys checked
in to the fun boat.
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380. All right, let's go!
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381. Hey, the Runias did this
exact cruise last year,
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382. and they raved about it.
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383. And we know how
busy you are, so we
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384. are so grateful that you could
you all make this a priority.
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385. And I cannot wait to hear
everything about you three.
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386. This is your cruise
director extraordinaire.
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387. He'll get you settled in.
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388. We will be in the star lounge.
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389. Oh, we have star
status with Polara.
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390. - Look at you.
- Fancy.
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391. Of course, you do.
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392. Well, great
pleasure to finally
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394. Anne and Ben have been
telling me about you
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395. - since they boarded the ship.
- Oh.
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396. My name is Noah, and it
is my great pleasure
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397. to have you all aboard.
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398. Your name is Noah,
and you work on a boat?
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399. Yes.
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400. And the guests usually
come in twos as well.
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401. Well, we're all single here.
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402. But you don't
have to rub it in.
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403. Oh, no, I—
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404. I must apologize.
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405. I did not mean to offend you.
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406. Oh, don't mind my brothers.
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407. They— they thrive
on embarrassment.
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408. I see.
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409. Well, just get
settled in and meet
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410. us in the grand horizon lounge.
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411. Champagne kickoff is
gonna be in half an hour.
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412. So here are your keys.
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413. Let's go.
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414. Thank you.
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415. Would you like some
help to your room?
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416. Bitte.
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417. And here's your cabin.
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418. Ah, thank you so much.
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419. I know my brothers could have
been a little more helpful,
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420. but what are you gonna do?
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421. FYI, the upper deck is
great for your photography.
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422. How do you know
I do photography?
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423. Could be the very fancy
camera draped around your neck.
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424. Right.
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425. I wear it so much, I
sometimes forget it is there.
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426. So you are a professional?
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427. No.
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428. I mean, I did that
for a little bit,
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429. but I prefer to regularly pay
my bills, so I got a safe job.
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430. But this week I am
on full family photo duty.
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431. Gosh, I wish I could
hire you to help me.
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432. The photographer for my new
marketing campaign
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433. dropped out last minute.
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434. So now it's all up
to me and my phone.
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435. Oh.
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436. Wait, do
you speak German?
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437. No, more like trying
to survive German.
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438. God, it is really hard.
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439. I'm picking up a few words
and phrases here and there.
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440. Wunderbar.
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441. Wonderful.
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442. Great.
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443. Well, enjoy your stay and look
forward to having you aboard.
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444. Hmm.
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445. OK.
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446. Last one to the lounge
has to chug his champagne.
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447. This is a cruise
ship, not a frat house.
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448. Oh— oh.
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449. Resist the urge to sleep.
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450. You got to power
through the jet lag.
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451. You want me to stay
hydrated, too, coach?
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452. And hit the showers.
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453. Gladly.
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454. Here you go, Grandpa.
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455. I packed an extra one.
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456. Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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457. I'll come and get you
in 10 for the meet and greet.
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458. I'll be the envy
of all the men.
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459. Hmm.
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460. Good afternoon,
guests, and
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461. welcome to our Polara
Christmas adventure.
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462. As most of you already
know, my name is Noah.
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463. And I just quickly want
to recap the itinerary.
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464. So we're gonna stay here
in Regensburg tonight
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tomorrow.
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466. They don't open until noon, so
we have a fun little competition
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467. organized for you.
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468. All right, let's go.
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469. It's a team gingerbread
contest with a European twist.
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470. Well, I'm not a fan
of long speeches,
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471. so I'm just gonna say prost.
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472. Prost!
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473. Hello, neighbor.
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474. Oh, hi.
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475. Ron Peyton.
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476. Cal Keller.
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477. And this is my lovely
granddaughter, Felicity.
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478. Hi.
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480. We're both from Seattle.
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481. Oregon.
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482. So, fellow Pacific
Northwesterner.
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483. Are you here on your own?
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484. Currently, yes.
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485. I'm waiting for my siblings
and my parents to join me.
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486. They are chronically
late for meal time.
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487. You seem to have
another two places.
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488. - Can we join you?
- Grandpa.
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489. What?
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490. I don't see any other two-tops.
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491. We won't be any bother.
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492. No.
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493. Help yourself.
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494. Great.
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495. I'm gonna hit
the washroom quick.
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496. Uh, Felicity, why don't
you keep Cal company
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497. until his family arrives?
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498. Great idea.
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499. Please.
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500. I'm sensing this is a pattern.
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501. Oh.
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502. My grandfather is one— one
of my favorite people ever.
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503. But even he'll admit,
he can be pushy.
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504. And since my divorce
last year, he's
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505. made it his mission to put
me in the path of any and
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506. every potentially single man.
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507. Uh, like putting you at a
table with a complete stranger.
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508. Precisely, not that you
don't seem like a nice person.
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509. But a cruise with
Grandpa maybe should
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510. just be a cruise with Grandpa.
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511. Not a dating reality show.
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512. Exactly.
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513. Well, if it makes
you feel any better,
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514. I know how painful
a divorce can be.
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515. Plus, I just got my heart
broken by the one that got away.
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516. So the last thing I'm looking
for on this family trip
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518. Wow.
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519. And I thought
my situation was hard.
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520. Hmm.
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521. Sorry about that.
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522. Oh, thank you.
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523. I'll get through it as long
as I get some food in me.
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524. Where is my family?
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525. Sorry to do this, but I just
saw a small table open up.
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526. I think I'm gonna
snag it before Grandpa
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527. comes back with champagne and
chocolate-covered strawberries.
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528. Sounds good.
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529. See you around.
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530. You know, in general,
or at the elimination ceremony.
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531. Good to meet you, Cal.
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532. Yeah, you too.
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533. Honey, are you almost ready?
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534. We better get going before
this thing escalates.
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535. Just tying the ol' shoes.
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536. Do you think this
was a good idea?
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537. The kids haven't seen
each other in ages.
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538. Well, more the reason
for a family adventure.
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539. Our most important one yet.
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540. It'll be fine.
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541. Oh, no.
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542. We gotta go now.
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543. Let's go now?
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544. Oh, Dylan.
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545. Mm-hmm.
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546. This is the gingerbread
contest like you've never seen.
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547. We are not just
building houses here.
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548. We are in Europe.
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549. And Europe is known for its
incredible architecture.
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550. So put your heads
together, and make
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iconic structures
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552. you can find on this
beautiful continent.
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553. You have a lot of ingredients
in front of you,
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554. as long as you
don't eat them all.
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555. And if you need anything
else, just ask me or my staff.
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556. You got one hour.
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557. Achtung, fertig, los!
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558. Got it.
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559. Team Keller, we got this.
All right.
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560. Oh, Dylan, I want you
to take point because you're
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561. - the home builder.
- If you insist.
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562. Hold on.
I'm the oldest.
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563. All I do all day is
literally build homes.
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564. Not with
gingerbread, you don't.
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565. Oh, and you do?
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566. As a matter of fact,
our football team
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567. did a gingerbread build at the
children's hospital last year,
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568. and we made a killer North
Pole, thank you very much.
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569. Oh, just one?
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570. Yeah, my company did
a gingerbread house
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571. competition every year.
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572. I was there— count them—
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573. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 years.
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574. Was?
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575. Was, as in, I'm here now.
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576. - Oh.
- Maybe Em should be in charge.
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577. No, your mother's in charge.
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578. I think Dylan should lead the
concept, given his experience
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579. as a home developer.
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580. Thank you.
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581. And Cal's steady hands can
hold the walls because he's
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583. And, Emory, you can share your
gingerbread insight as we go.
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584. - Mix water in the icing.
- Noted.
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585. Now, we need to come up
with a famous building.
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586. Easy.
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587. Wembley Stadium, London.
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588. I don't think that's what they
meant when they said iconic.
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589. Oh, Roman Colosseum.
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590. Now, that is iconic.
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591. Now we're talking, sis.
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592. This is a Christmas
competition.
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593. Maybe we choose a building where
a little less murder occurred.
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594. - Mm-hmm.
- Like where?
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595. Well, since we're going
to Vienna, what if we went
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596. with the famous opera house?
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597. Snooze.
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598. Those are decorations.
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599. I'm hungry.
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600. You just had breakfast.
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601. I'm having about double.
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602. Oh, my gosh.
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603. We're doomed.
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604. Candy canes
and frosted treats
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605. Here's to making memories
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606. String the lights and hang
a little red and green
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608. With love all around us
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609. Yeah, we need a little Christmas
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610. The best time of the year
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611. Guys, we're
running out of time.
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612. Almost done?
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613. You can't rush
the planning phase.
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614. How's the mixing?
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615. The glue is the most
important part.
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616. All right, everyone.
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617. 30 minutes left to go.
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618. Let's do this.
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619. Careful.
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620. The frosting hasn't
hardened yet.
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621. No, Cal, Cal, don't— oh!
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622. Sorry.
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623. We're gonna need to pivot.
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624. We should have
built a stadium.
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625. Everybody, please
listen up for a second.
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626. We made it to our first
Christmas market
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627. here in Regensburg, Bavaria.
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628. Those of you who
are, say, gentle
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near me if you would like.
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630. The rest of you are free
to wander the market,
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631. which fills the whole park.
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632. But remember, the boat will
leave tonight by 7:00 PM,
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633. so make sure you're back from
the markets by then, all right?
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634. The dock has a very
strict schedule,
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635. and we will leave without you.
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636. All right, have fun.
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637. Enjoy yourself.
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638. Feel free to split
up and explore.
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639. But I have found a super
fun activity for all of us.
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640. So I want you there.
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641. OK?
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642. Why am I afraid
to ask what it is?
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643. Bavarian dancers!
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644. Oh.
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645. Like Dylan's Heritage Day
dance back in second grade.
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646. The Schuhplattler.
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647. Yes.
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648. I had a love-hate
relationship with that outfit.
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649. Oh, it's still in the closet.
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650. OK, let's go.
Come on.
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651. Yeah, cool.
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652. Let's go this way.
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653. Let's get some food.
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654. Oh, did you ever
get to Regensburg
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655. when you were at the Olympics?
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656. No, there wasn't time.
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657. But I'm glad I'm
here now with you.
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658. Oh.
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659. You have
reached Dr. William Patel.
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660. I am not available
at the moment, but—
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661. I am worried about Dylan.
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662. Something is not right.
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663. I feel it.
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664. He'll tell us
when he wants to.
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665. He always does.
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666. Ha-ha!
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667. You're really crushing
on the Prussian, eh?
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668. - Hey.
- Oh, watch the gluhwein.
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669. What's gluhwein?
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670. Oh, hot, spicy mulled wine.
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671. Think of it as my apology
for crushing
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673. Oh, apology accepted.
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674. - Cheers?
- Cheers.
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675. Cheers.
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676. Cheers.
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677. Where are Mom and Dad?
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678. They're hanging with
the gentle walkers group.
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679. Since when are
they gentle walkers?
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680. Dad's an Olympic speed skater.
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681. Yeah, before we were born.
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682. Life's full
of unforeseen changes.
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683. Hey.
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684. Oh, just let him have it.
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685. He's wound tighter
than a watch spring.
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686. Hmm.
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687. Oh, a watch
spring is something
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688. that used to be in watches
which you wore on your wrist.
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689. You're done.
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690. I'm getting another gluhwein.
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691. OK.
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692. Do not touch that pretzel.
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693. Wouldn't dream of it.
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694. Guten tag, l'chaim.
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695. Epic gingerbread victory.
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696. My brother's envy
knows no bounds.
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697. He seems to have recovered.
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698. Well, don't let
the dancing fool you.
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699. He's plotting his revenge.
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700. I'll keep alert.
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701. Yeah.
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702. In the meantime, we're
heading back to the boat
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704. Grandpa's done a lot
of walking today.
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705. All right.
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706. I'll see you back
on the boat, then.
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707. Mom wants us to stick around
and watch the dancers.
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708. More family bonding.
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709. Are you gonna be dancing, too?
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710. Well, you never know
what will happen when
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712. Now that I'd like to see.
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713. Oh.
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714. Wait.
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715. That was not meant to be flirty.
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716. Disregard.
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717. Oh, I heard nothing.
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718. Nothing except the sweet
sound of compressed air
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719. mingled with keyboard.
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720. Jet lag is
catching up with me.
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721. I think I'm gonna join
the group returning to the boat.
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722. Uh, Ben, come with?
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723. What about the finale?
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724. This was your idea.
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725. Well, you should stay.
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726. And keep track of Dylan.
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727. Looks like he's
a few gluhwein deep.
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728. Oh, yeah.
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729. Yes.
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730. OK.
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731. Weird.
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732. What is going on with him?
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733. No clue.
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734. Do you think it's his typical
over stressing about work?
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735. No, this feels personal.
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736. William.
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737. Is anyone feeling badly
that I don't have a partner?
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738. Yeah.
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739. Oh, yeah.
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740. Thank you, but don't worry.
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741. I already found someone
who suits me quite nice.
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742. Oh, whoa.
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743. It's happening,
it's happening.
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744. But first, you need
some new clothes.
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745. Fire up the camera now.
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746. Yeah, Dylan!
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747. That's what I'm talking about.
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748. Woo!
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749. This is the best
day of my whole life.
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750. Oh, that took
longer than expected.
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751. - What time is it?
- Thank you.
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752. I'm starving.
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753. Oh, my phone must have
switched to European.
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754. What's 18:35 in American?
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755. That's the time?
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756. We gotta go, guys.
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757. We gotta get to the boat now!
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758. Oh, no.
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759. Dylan!
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760. Oh, wait.
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761. Come on, guys.
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762. Almost there.
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763. Wait.
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764. I'm coming.
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765. Hike up those lederhosen!
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766. You're kidding me.
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767. Are you sure that
this is the right dock?
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768. I dropped a pin.
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769. You can drop a pin, but you
can't set your phone to a time
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770. you can actually read?
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771. You have a phone, too.
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772. I was getting the.
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773. Schmockelbocken.
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774. Not what it's called.
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775. Surprised Mom and Dad didn't
try to call and warn us.
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776. They went back to the boat.
They're probably asleep.
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777. Ah, sleep sounds
lovely right now.
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778. - I'm gonna call.
- I'll call them.
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779. You.
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780. Where are my regular clothes?
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781. Oh.
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782. The good
news is passengers
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783. missing the boat is not
as uncommon as you would think.
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784. You will simply have
to meet us at our next dock,
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785. which is Deggendorf.
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786. And the bad news?
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787. We are
only there until 6:00 PM,
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788. and you will have to secure
your own transportation.
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789. Oh, and you have to find
a place to sleep tonight.
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790. OK, we'll get a hotel room.
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791. Well, it's four
days before Christmas.
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792. Your chances of finding a hotel
room are very, very slim.
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793. I'll contact a few colleagues
and see what I can do.
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794. In the meantime, please
send us your exact location.
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795. All right?
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796. OK, I'm gonna hang up now
so we can start looking.
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797. Thank you.
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798. I should never have suggested
you go to the hotel to rest.
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799. But you were right.
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800. I needed to.
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801. This is not my idea
of family bonding.
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802. How's it going?
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803. Find anything?
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804. Nothing.
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805. Who steals another
man's clothes?
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806. Not you.
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807. Emory is searching
for an available hotel room.
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808. Oh.
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809. Noah was right,
I checked online.
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810. He called all his contacts.
Nothing is there.
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811. Everything is booked,
even the hostels.
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812. We are so not
staying in a hostel.
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813. That's right Captain Gluhwein.
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814. Because we are not
staying anywhere at all.
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815. What the Hilda?
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816. American Dylan.
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817. Oh, we missed our boat.
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818. And somebody stole my clothes.
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819. Don't worry, my liebchen.
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820. You can keep the lederhosen.
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821. And they fit great.
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822. But what we're more worried
about is catching the riverboat
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823. our parents are on.
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824. Is there a night
train to Deggendorf?
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825. The last one would have
left half an hour ago.
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826. I would take you
in the van, but I'm headed
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827. in a different direction.
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828. Is there, like an all-night
restaurant or something?
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829. We could park at one and order
some strudel or cocoa or—
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830. This is not Berlin.
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831. Nothing here stays
open all night.
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832. How about an open
park bench for sleeping?
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833. My cousin Gunther converted
his barn into a hotel.
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834. It's just outside the city.
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835. I can take you up
the mountain myself.
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836. Will you excuse us
for just one minute?
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837. OK, we're all out of options.
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838. I say we do it.
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839. An off-the-grid
mountain hotel?
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840. Uh-uh.
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841. I've seen this movie
before, and it usually
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842. airs around Halloween,
not Christmas.
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843. Red flags abound.
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844. OK, if we get there and
something seems off, we bail.
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845. Bail where, into a snow cave?
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846. I'm the oldest.
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847. I'll protect you.
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848. Ew.
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849. We'll protect you.
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850. I may not have been
a collegiate athlete,
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851. but you should see what I
can do on a Pilates reformer.
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852. It's not
a competition, Dylan.
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853. Said Cal Keller never.
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854. No one is protecting
anyone from anything.
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855. We are going to stay
right here in Regensburg
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856. and take our chances
with the elements.
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857. Fine, we go with Fraulein Hilda.
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858. Let's hope she also
believes that the hills are
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860. Yeah.
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861. OK, Hilda on three.
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862. No.
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863. No.
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864. What?
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865. Hi.
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866. When she said it
was a converted barn,
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867. I was expecting more hay.
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868. Why do I feel like
I'm on the inside
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869. of a future True Crime podcas?
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870. I'm into it.
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871. Success!
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872. There is room
at the inn, but only one.
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873. We'll take it.
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874. Cousin Gunther
is busy tomorrow,
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875. so he said he will
have Hansi take
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876. - you to the dock in Deggendorf.
- Hansi?
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877. Yes.
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878. That's very kind
of you, Hilda, thank you.
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879. It's my pleasure.
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880. And if the room is too
small for the three of you,
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881. you are more than welcome to
travel on with me to Heidelberg.
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882. Oh, tempting, but I really
should stay with my family.
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883. Of course, my sweet Dylan.
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884. But we will always
have Regensburg.
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885. My little liebchen.
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886. Dibs.
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887. What?
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888. No, I have a sciatica!
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889. That's not a real thing.
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890. Yes, it is, ask my doctor!
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891. Stop!
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892. What would dad say about
Keller chivalry if he knew
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893. his sons let their baby sister
sleep on the cold, hard floor
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894. at Christmas?
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895. Fine.
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896. There you go.
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897. Oh, a pillow.
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898. Thank you so much.
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899. Do we really have
to sleep with the lights on?
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900. Have you seen
the creepy elf above me?
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901. The trauma is real.
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902. Guys, why do you think
Mom and Dad really asked
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904. What do you mean?
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905. We've done a million
of these trips,
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906. filled up a million scrapbooks
with forced family fun photos.
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907. Yeah, but this one
was so last minute.
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908. And didn't you feel
like they were super
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909. insistent that we all come?
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910. Like, we haven't done one
in almost five years, you know.
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911. William has never
even been on one.
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912. Yeah.
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913. Did he not want to come because
he was worried about spending
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914. too much time with all of us?
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915. I don't want to talk about it.
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916. OK.
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917. I think we're here
because we haven't done one
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918. of these in a really long time.
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919. Dad's retired now and always
wanted to come back to Austria
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920. to relive his glory days.
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921. Yeah, and Mom
loves this region.
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922. It's like the most
Christmassiest place
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923. I've ever Christmased.
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924. I hope you're right,
but I don't know.
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925. I'm just scared they're
holding back somehow.
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926. Sure you're not
just projecting?
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927. What's that supposed to mean?
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928. I don't know.
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929. I learned that it was
something I was doing a lot
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930. when things got bad with Angie.
Copy !req
931. I started worrying about
everybody else's problems
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932. instead of realizing that I
was the one who was struggling.
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933. Oh.
Copy !req
934. Hey, Em, will
you do me a favor?
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935. Yeah.
Copy !req
936. Will you check and make sure
that it's really Cal over there?
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937. Seriously, who are you?
Copy !req
938. It's still me.
Copy !req
939. Just have grown
a little, I guess.
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940. Look, just know that
if either of you want to talk
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941. to me about anything, I'm—
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942. I'm here for you.
Copy !req
943. I may be cramped in the corner
of a 19th-century German
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944. guest house, but I'm here.
Copy !req
945. Love you guys.
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946. I love you, too.
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947. Love you, too.
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948. Dylan!
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949. This is Hansi?
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950. Ja.
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951. Cool.
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952. Hilda said we can
leave it at the docks.
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953. Her cousin Kurt will
pick it up later.
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954. - When did she say that?
- She texted me.
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955. When did she get your number?
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956. We had a connection, OK?
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957. It's a Schuhplattler thing.
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958. You wouldn't understand.
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959. - Dankeschon, mein Freund.
- Shotgun.
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960. - Driver.
- Oh.
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961. Christmas is
my favorite time of year
Copy !req
962. Oh, Christmas is
my favorite time of year
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963. I'm keeping out of trouble
until the big guy's here
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964. They are on their way.
Copy !req
965. Your narration
of their every step
Copy !req
966. is better than an audiobook.
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967. Oops.
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968. Oh, I got it.
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969. Do you mind if a couple
of stragglers join you?
Copy !req
970. Please do.
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971. Thank you.
Copy !req
972. Anne has been entertaining
me with our children's
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973. little detour.
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974. How far off are they?
Copy !req
975. Cruising through the mountains
on their way to Deggendorf.
Copy !req
976. Moving slowly,
but they're moving.
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977. Cal is in charge.
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978. He is great at logistics.
Copy !req
979. He takes after his dad.
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980. Natural born leader.
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981. Are we seriously lost?
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982. Do you know how many of these
road names end in "strabe"?
Copy !req
983. That B makes an S sound.
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984. It's strasse.
Copy !req
985. And strasse is
the German word for street.
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986. Even I know that.
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987. OK, well, what
strasse should we be on?
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988. And you made a left at.
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989. And the difference is?
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990. The little dots!
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991. The umlauts are important.
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992. OK, well, then we'll
have to double back.
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993. Good thing we don't have
to be there until 6:00 PM.
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994. Oh, good thing we don't
have to be there till 6:00 PM.
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995. Why are you so touchy when you
don't have your morning protein?
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996. Very important
for my metabolism!
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997. Oh, not even close.
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998. Watch this.
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999. Oh, on the edge.
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1000. No.
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1001. Not bad.
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1002. No, no.
Copy !req
1003. I'm sorry to bother you,
but there has been a change
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1004. of plans about Deggendorf.
Copy !req
1005. A change?
Copy !req
1006. The port has a conflict.
Copy !req
1007. They double booked us with
another cruise line that
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1008. had engine trouble,
so we are going
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1009. to have to depart here early.
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1010. Wait, can they do that?
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1011. In emergencies, yes.
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1012. Well, how early?
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1013. 2:00 PM.
Copy !req
1014. Wait, no.
Copy !req
1015. Cal and Emory and Dylan
are still on their way.
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1016. I know, I'm sorry,
but we have our orders.
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1017. It'll be OK.
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1018. Yeah.
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1019. I'm lowering my Yelp
review of Gunther's Hotel.
Copy !req
1020. Because Hansi has
a broken gas gauge?
Copy !req
1021. And my pillow
smelled like hay.
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1022. Oh, mine, too.
Copy !req
1023. I thought it was me.
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1024. I've been wearing the same
clothes for 24 hours.
Copy !req
1025. We all stink, sweetie.
Copy !req
1026. I don't think this
costume's been washed, ever.
Copy !req
1027. Can you wash leather?
Copy !req
1028. You know, this is
definitely less than ideal,
Copy !req
1029. but I'm really glad
you guys are with me.
Copy !req
1030. I forgot how much fun you are.
Copy !req
1031. It's almost worth the torture.
Copy !req
1032. Oh.
Copy !req
1033. Keep pushing!
Copy !req
1034. Hey.
Copy !req
1035. So new news.
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1036. Really?
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1037. Yep.
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1038. I was gonna tell
you guys last night,
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1039. but I didn't have
the mental energy.
Copy !req
1040. Oh, I always thought
she was in love with you.
Copy !req
1041. Yeah, well, she got over it.
Copy !req
1042. Are you gonna be
able to get over it?
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1043. Eventually.
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1044. It's my fault. I always
knew she kind of liked me,
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1045. but after the divorce, I
was afraid to put myself
Copy !req
1046. out there for fear of failure.
Copy !req
1047. And then when I was
ready, it was too late.
Copy !req
1048. And as long as we're sharing—
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1049. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1050. What?
Copy !req
1051. Guys, we gotta go now.
Copy !req
1052. Oh.
Copy !req
1053. What are you doing?
Copy !req
1054. Driving the rest of the way.
Copy !req
1055. You guys always say
I drive too fast.
Copy !req
1056. Here's where it comes in handy.
Copy !req
1057. Do you even know how
to drive this thing?
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1058. I delivered for Scoot
all through college.
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1059. I didn't know that.
Copy !req
1060. A girl's gotta eat.
Copy !req
1061. OK, hang on.
Copy !req
1062. Where are they?
Copy !req
1063. They should be right here.
Copy !req
1064. We're here.
Copy !req
1065. We're here.
Copy !req
1066. We made it!
Copy !req
1067. There they are.
Copy !req
1068. We made it.
Copy !req
1069. We made it.
Copy !req
1070. Don't leave.
Copy !req
1071. We're here, we're here.
Copy !req
1072. We're here, we're here.
Copy !req
1073. Stop the boat!
Copy !req
1074. Stop the boat!
Copy !req
1075. Let's go, let's go.
Copy !req
1076. Tell them to stop it!
Copy !req
1077. Hey.
Copy !req
1078. We made it.
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1079. We made it.
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1080. We made it!
Copy !req
1081. Oh, we did it.
Copy !req
1082. We did it.
Copy !req
1083. Room for one more?
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1084. Oh.
Copy !req
1085. Oh.
Copy !req
1086. Where are
you going, darling?
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1087. And why are you
dressed like an elf?
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1088. I'll have you know this is
traditional Bavarian mountain
Copy !req
1089. attire.
Copy !req
1090. And Hilda said I pulled
it off quite nicely.
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1091. I'm sorry, Hilda?
Copy !req
1092. Who is Hilda?
Copy !req
1093. Somebody who was there
for me when I needed them.
Copy !req
1094. Why are you here?
Copy !req
1095. Because we agreed to be
on this trip together.
Copy !req
1096. And then we changed our mind.
Copy !req
1097. And you didn't think to call
or text that you were coming?
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1098. I thought it would
be better in person.
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1099. Are you ready to tell
me what's going on?
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1100. OK.
Copy !req
1101. Dylan.
Copy !req
1102. Dylan.
Copy !req
1103. - Where— where are you going?
- Elsewhere.
Copy !req
1104. Ow!
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1105. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Copy !req
1106. You know, I thought
you'd be glad to see me.
Copy !req
1107. I am glad to see you, truly.
Copy !req
1108. But I set a boundary,
and I am sticking to it.
Copy !req
1109. If you're not ready to tell
me why you're acting so weird,
Copy !req
1110. then I still need my space.
Copy !req
1111. Do you need my space?
Copy !req
1112. I promise not to snore.
Copy !req
1113. You'll fail.
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1114. Miserably.
Copy !req
1115. Wow, your room is really tiny.
Copy !req
1116. Mom texted there's a big hot
cocoa bar in the horizon lounge.
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1117. I was gonna hit
up Bobsled Bingo,
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1118. but I think I need
to shower first.
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1119. Yes, you do.
Copy !req
1120. Get showered, text me later.
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1121. Yeah.
Copy !req
1122. Em, oh, oh.
Copy !req
1123. I got it, I got it.
Copy !req
1124. Hi.
Copy !req
1125. Well, well, the great
adventurer has returned.
Copy !req
1126. Oh, guess you heard.
Copy !req
1127. Oh, we've all heard.
Copy !req
1128. The Keller kids are now
infamous up and down the Danube.
Copy !req
1129. Really?
Copy !req
1130. From the German
Alps to the Black Sea.
Copy !req
1131. Fascinating.
Copy !req
1132. Well, we're usually good
for at least one near-disaster
Copy !req
1133. per family adventure.
Copy !req
1134. So tell me, how is one
of your family fun adventures
Copy !req
1135. different than
a regular vacation?
Copy !req
1136. Well, basically, we go
someplace where it's just us,
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1137. or a group setting.
Copy !req
1138. How did you know?
Copy !req
1139. A group setting like this,
where there's everybody,
Copy !req
1140. and we don't get
to have fun or relax.
Copy !req
1141. We just have to do themed
events so we can reconnect.
Copy !req
1142. It's annoying at first
because we tend
Copy !req
1143. to get on each other's nerves.
Copy !req
1144. But eventually?
Copy !req
1145. Not so bad.
Copy !req
1146. As an only child,
I'm officially jealous.
Copy !req
1147. Well, you're more than
welcome to join us the next time
Copy !req
1148. we miss the boat.
Copy !req
1149. I don't know
if I'm that jealous.
Copy !req
1150. Cheers.
Copy !req
1151. And now another marshmallow.
Copy !req
1152. Smile.
Copy !req
1153. Christmas came early.
Copy !req
1154. Huh?
Copy !req
1155. I just got your email
with a link to the photos.
Copy !req
1156. And I did not expect this.
Copy !req
1157. Consider it an apology for all
the trouble we caused yesterday.
Copy !req
1158. Apologies accepted.
Copy !req
1159. This is great work.
Copy !req
1160. I have to pay you for this.
Copy !req
1161. That is not how presents work.
Copy !req
1162. OK, at least let me
pay you what I would have
Copy !req
1163. paid the other photographer.
Copy !req
1164. Well, that's really
not why I sent them.
Copy !req
1165. But the truth is, I
could kind of use it.
Copy !req
1166. Oh.
Copy !req
1167. Yeah.
Copy !req
1168. I haven't exactly shared
this with my family,
Copy !req
1169. but I got let go from my job
just before I came here.
Copy !req
1170. Oh, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1171. But after
consideration,
Copy !req
1172. I will take you up on your
demand for unsolicited payment.
Copy !req
1173. Exactly.
Copy !req
1174. Then if you continue to take
more photos like this,
Copy !req
1175. I will pay you
for those, as well.
Copy !req
1176. I'll even send you a contract
tonight to keep everything
Copy !req
1177. official, Ms. Emory Keller.
Copy !req
1178. You got yourself a
photographer, Mr. Noah Schafer.
Copy !req
1179. Great.
Copy !req
1180. So let's see you at the cocoa?
Copy !req
1181. Great, that's a good idea.
Copy !req
1182. Dylan.
Copy !req
1183. Hi, William.
Copy !req
1184. Hello.
Copy !req
1185. Have you talked
to my parents yet?
Copy !req
1186. Been catching up with them.
Copy !req
1187. Did you tell them about us?
Copy !req
1188. What would I tell them?
Copy !req
1189. I honestly wish you
would tell me what this is.
Copy !req
1190. Ah, dinner time.
Copy !req
1191. Let's not be late.
Copy !req
1192. We want to celebrate
William's arrival.
Copy !req
1193. You guys go ahead.
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1194. We need a Keller kids
family conference.
Copy !req
1195. OK.
Copy !req
1196. We'll join you in a minute.
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1197. Don't be too long.
Copy !req
1198. Well, what has he told you?
Copy !req
1199. Nothing.
Copy !req
1200. And that's so unlike William.
Copy !req
1201. His consistent honesty
is one of the reasons
Copy !req
1202. I fell in love with
him in the first place,
Copy !req
1203. that and his chiseled jawline
and his brain, his accent, his—
Copy !req
1204. Hey, you want
me to talk to him?
Copy !req
1205. No, please don't do the big
brother talk, but thank you,
Copy !req
1206. though, I appreciate it.
Copy !req
1207. I'm just— I'm afraid he's
fallen out of love with me.
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1208. Look, I'm certainly not
an expert in long-term
Copy !req
1209. relationships, but I don't think
someone flies halfway around
Copy !req
1210. the world to be with you—
Copy !req
1211. And their entire family.
Copy !req
1212. - if they've
fallen out of love.
Copy !req
1213. I hope you're right.
Copy !req
1214. Thank you.
Copy !req
1215. At least one of us
is doing OK, huh?
Copy !req
1216. I got laid off by mass email.
Copy !req
1217. And I'm gonna
stop talking now.
Copy !req
1218. Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
Copy !req
1219. I just really don't
want to worry them.
Copy !req
1220. Oh, we won't, Em.
Copy !req
1221. And I'm sorry that happened.
Copy !req
1222. Yeah, you don't deserve that.
Copy !req
1223. Thank you.
Copy !req
1224. On the plus side, Noah
hired me to take photos
Copy !req
1225. for the rest of the trip,
so at least I'm good until I
Copy !req
1226. figure out my next steps.
Copy !req
1227. All right.
Copy !req
1228. New crush coming through.
Copy !req
1229. He's not a crush.
Copy !req
1230. Please, the whole boat
can see it, and half of them
Copy !req
1231. - are legally blind.
- Oh.
Copy !req
1232. Can we please not freeze
out all the warm fuzzies
Copy !req
1233. we got going on right now?
Copy !req
1234. Sorry.
Copy !req
1235. So what are you gonna
do with this not
Copy !req
1236. crush who's totally a crush?
Copy !req
1237. Nothing, because we're
working together
Copy !req
1238. and that would be wrong.
Copy !req
1239. Oh, kids, dinner now.
Copy !req
1240. Really?
Copy !req
1241. Oh, my gosh, come on.
Copy !req
1242. He's always like this.
Copy !req
1243. Welcome to Salzburg,
the birthplace of Mozart.
Copy !req
1244. I have earpieces
for anyone who's
Copy !req
1245. interested in some
guided history,
Copy !req
1246. but feel free to wander off and
explore the city on your own.
Copy !req
1247. Some of you should be reminded
to be back at the buses
Copy !req
1248. at 8:00 PM, the latest.
Copy !req
1249. You know who you are.
Copy !req
1250. Also, each of you gets 20
euros for the white elephant
Copy !req
1251. gift exchange tomorrow night.
Copy !req
1252. No need to thank me
because you already
Copy !req
1253. paid for this in advance.
Copy !req
1254. Here we go.
Copy !req
1255. Make it fun.
Copy !req
1256. Here.
Copy !req
1257. All right,
Kellers, what's the plan?
Copy !req
1258. OK, I don't feel like
keeping up with the tour,
Copy !req
1259. - so why don't we go our own ways?
- What?
Copy !req
1260. No, I don't want to miss
out on the history.
Copy !req
1261. Whatever you want, sweetie.
Copy !req
1262. Oh, tour nerd is back, baby.
Copy !req
1263. You gonna stand in front and
ask all your annoying questions?
Copy !req
1264. I will not be shamed
for my curiosity, thank you.
Copy !req
1265. OK, OK, OK.
Copy !req
1266. So we know what
Dylan is doing, and
Copy !req
1267. we know that Cal will be doing
whatever Felicity is doing and—
Copy !req
1268. And Em will follow Noah.
Copy !req
1269. Oh, no, not true.
Copy !req
1270. I am going to be
doing my job and
Copy !req
1271. taking pictures of both
groups, thank you very much.
Copy !req
1272. Going rogue, I like it.
Copy !req
1273. William.
Copy !req
1274. I'm team tour
nerd all the way.
Copy !req
1275. OK, Kellers,
Salzburg on three.
Copy !req
1276. 1, 2, 3—
Copy !req
1277. Salzburg!
Copy !req
1278. I hate when we do that.
Copy !req
1279. What do you say we split up?
Copy !req
1280. I want a little alone time,
maybe some gluhwein and wander.
Copy !req
1281. Who are we, Maria von Trapp?
Copy !req
1282. Come on, Grandpa.
Copy !req
1283. I came on this trip
to spend time with you.
Copy !req
1284. Well, we have
spent time together,
Copy !req
1285. just you'll see more
of the city this way.
Copy !req
1286. Besides, I have to find
my white elephant gift.
Copy !req
1287. If you're trying to set
me up with Cal, I told you,
Copy !req
1288. it's not happening.
Copy !req
1289. It's way too soon
for both of us.
Copy !req
1290. We all have
heartbreak in our life.
Copy !req
1291. It's what we do after that
sets our life's direction.
Copy !req
1292. OK, you are waxing
philosophical.
Copy !req
1293. Now, I will do my own thing.
Copy !req
1294. The Christmas markets go
back to the late 15th century.
Copy !req
1295. Thank you.
Copy !req
1296. By the way, Trey left
an envelope for you
Copy !req
1297. after the day he left.
Copy !req
1298. Oh, that would be
the executed contracts
Copy !req
1299. for the Silverton project.
Copy !req
1300. So it's done?
Copy !req
1301. Securing the land is.
Copy !req
1302. I still have
to present to the board
Copy !req
1303. my vision of what kind
of community it'll be.
Copy !req
1304. Which you've done
a million times over.
Copy !req
1305. Yeah.
Copy !req
1306. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1307. It's the million times part.
Copy !req
1308. I want to do
something different.
Copy !req
1309. I just don't know what that is.
Copy !req
1310. You'll figure it out.
Copy !req
1311. What makes you so sure?
Copy !req
1312. Because when you set your mind
to something, Dylan Keller,
Copy !req
1313. there is no stopping you.
Copy !req
1314. You're the most determined
man I think I've ever met.
Copy !req
1315. You're so confusing.
Copy !req
1316. I know, and I
don't mean to be.
Copy !req
1317. Then stop being so vague
and just tell me what it is.
Copy !req
1318. It's me, William.
Copy !req
1319. Dylan, if I could speak to you
about what's going on right now,
Copy !req
1320. I would.
I swear.
Copy !req
1321. Is it your health?
Copy !req
1322. Ah, no.
Copy !req
1323. Your job?
Copy !req
1324. No.
Copy !req
1325. And before you
say it, it's not—
Copy !req
1326. it's not that I don't love you.
Copy !req
1327. But apparently
you don't trust me.
Copy !req
1328. I'm not sure what's worse.
Copy !req
1329. That one is nice.
Copy !req
1330. How lucky are we, huh?
Copy !req
1331. Oh.
Copy !req
1332. Oh, no pictures, please.
Copy !req
1333. I'm with my family.
Copy !req
1334. But you're so cute.
Copy !req
1335. I agree.
Copy !req
1336. Good to see you
using the camera again.
Copy !req
1337. Yeah, you don't think I'm
destined to process data?
Copy !req
1338. I think you're destined
to work with that very
Copy !req
1339. expensive necklace you have on.
Copy !req
1340. I know that.
Copy !req
1341. Well, you know,
it's not that simple.
Copy !req
1342. Why not?
Copy !req
1343. Well, because the cost
of living
Copy !req
1344. hasn't exactly been
kind to my generation.
Copy !req
1345. And I'd like to pay my bills.
Copy !req
1346. And you can't do
that as a photographer?
Copy !req
1347. Look what happened when you
took those photos for Noah.
Copy !req
1348. Are my financial advisor
and former CPA parents
Copy !req
1349. actually advising me to go
down the path less practical?
Copy !req
1350. Look, we want
our kids to be happy,
Copy !req
1351. and you are always happiest
when you're catching
Copy !req
1352. memories on film or digi-pixels
or whatever the technology is.
Copy !req
1353. He's never gonna
get it, is he?
Copy !req
1354. No.
Copy !req
1355. All right.
One more.
Copy !req
1356. All right.
Copy !req
1357. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
1358. Nice, nice.
Copy !req
1359. You guys make me happy.
Copy !req
1360. You make us happy, Em.
Copy !req
1361. Come on, Keller squeeze!
Copy !req
1362. Come on.
Copy !req
1363. Why don't we go find
some white elephants?
Copy !req
1364. - OK.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
1365. Come on.
Copy !req
1366. OK.
Copy !req
1367. Hi.
Copy !req
1368. These are nice.
Copy !req
1369. These are nice, nice color.
Copy !req
1370. Hey.
Copy !req
1371. Find anything?
Copy !req
1372. You're not
allowed to ask that.
Copy !req
1373. Come on.
Copy !req
1374. Secrecy is half the fun
of a white elephant exchange.
Copy !req
1375. Fine.
Copy !req
1376. So where's Grandpa Ron?
Copy !req
1377. He ditched me.
Copy !req
1378. What?
Copy !req
1379. He said he was feeling
a little wanderlust.
Copy !req
1380. This sure is the place for it.
Copy !req
1381. Have you found your gift yet?
Copy !req
1382. Wouldn't you like to know?
Copy !req
1383. Are you American?
Copy !req
1384. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1385. I'm sorry?
Copy !req
1386. You sound American.
Copy !req
1387. Oh, yes, I am, I am American.
Copy !req
1388. I'm Austrian, but I
studied English in California
Copy !req
1389. when I was at university.
Copy !req
1390. Oh.
Copy !req
1391. I really miss it.
Copy !req
1392. Yeah, well, you
know, the West Coast
Copy !req
1393. is the best coast, as they say.
Copy !req
1394. If you want to, I can show
you around some local treasures
Copy !req
1395. later.
Perhaps, we could share some—
Copy !req
1396. I found the zimtsterne.
Copy !req
1397. The— zim—
Copy !req
1398. The cookies I was
looking for, silly.
Copy !req
1399. Cal just loves zimtsterne.
Copy !req
1400. Excuse us.
Copy !req
1401. I hope that was OK.
Copy !req
1402. Yeah.
Copy !req
1403. No, I love being rescued
from an adorable Austrian
Copy !req
1404. who's totally flirting with me.
Copy !req
1405. Especially, when it's
by a super cute American who
Copy !req
1406. I'm not allowed to flirt with.
Copy !req
1407. These zim cookies
are pretty good.
Copy !req
1408. Zimtsterne.
Copy !req
1409. Hmm?
Copy !req
1410. It's a Christmas cookie.
Copy !req
1411. Zim—
Copy !req
1412. Zimtsterne
Copy !req
1413. Sterne.
Copy !req
1414. Zimtsterne.
Copy !req
1415. You got it.
Copy !req
1416. Sounds better when you say it.
Copy !req
1417. None of that.
Copy !req
1418. I don't know what you mean.
Copy !req
1419. I'm sure you do.
Copy !req
1420. What do you think
about this for Mom?
Copy !req
1421. I think I'm still mad at you,
but I think Viva will love it.
Copy !req
1422. I'd get the red one, though.
Copy !req
1423. It'll look better on her.
Copy !req
1424. Probably right.
Copy !req
1425. Have you talked to your mom
about whatever's going on?
Copy !req
1426. Oh, no, is it about her?
Copy !req
1427. No, Mom is fine.
Copy !req
1428. I'm actually gonna
call her tomorrow night
Copy !req
1429. after the elephant exchange.
Copy !req
1430. Do you want to join me?
Copy !req
1431. That depends on if we've
cleared up whatever this is.
Copy !req
1432. Understood.
Copy !req
1433. But Dylan, I do
trust you, know that.
Copy !req
1434. If it was up to me,
I would tell—
Copy !req
1435. How is it not up to you?
Copy !req
1436. Is it—
Copy !req
1437. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1438. You know I love a choir.
Copy !req
1439. This is not over.
Copy !req
1440. It's on pause.
Copy !req
1441. OK.
Copy !req
1442. Oh, nice shot.
Copy !req
1443. Looks like now it's time for
you to take your shot at love.
Copy !req
1444. Don't need color commentary
on my never-gonna-happen
Copy !req
1445. dating life.
Copy !req
1446. Come on, Keller.
Copy !req
1447. I'm just trying to help you
get your head in the game.
Copy !req
1448. Thanks, Coach Bolton.
Copy !req
1449. Thanks, I take
that as a compliment.
Copy !req
1450. Your mother would
have loved this.
Copy !req
1451. Yeah.
Copy !req
1452. We
wish you a Merry Christmas
Copy !req
1453. We wish you a merry Christmas
Copy !req
1454. And a happy new year
Copy !req
1455. Good tidings we bring
Copy !req
1456. To you and your kin
Copy !req
1457. We wish you a merry Christmas
Copy !req
1458. And a happy new year
Copy !req
1459. Oh.
Copy !req
1460. Oh.
Copy !req
1461. Oh.
Copy !req
1462. Sorry.
Copy !req
1463. I wasn't trying to spy.
Copy !req
1464. No, it's fine.
Copy !req
1465. But if you're still trying
to find out my secret gift,
Copy !req
1466. you can stop now.
Copy !req
1467. I'm not giving in.
Copy !req
1468. No, no, I'll find out
tonight at the exchange.
Copy !req
1469. Bet you won't
know which is mine.
Copy !req
1470. Oh, a challenge.
Copy !req
1471. All right, I'm into it.
Copy !req
1472. So where's Grandpa Ron?
Copy !req
1473. Still wanderlusting in Salzburg?
Copy !req
1474. He's playing poker with
a group of his new friends
Copy !req
1475. closer to his age.
Copy !req
1476. Oh, so you've been ditched.
Copy !req
1477. Again, yes, I have.
Copy !req
1478. Seriously, though, I'm glad
he's putting himself out there.
Copy !req
1479. I admire his resilience.
Copy !req
1480. How so?
Copy !req
1481. He lost my grandmother
a couple of years ago,
Copy !req
1482. and he's been working
to recover ever since.
Copy !req
1483. Like by taking this trip?
Copy !req
1484. Yep.
Copy !req
1485. He's been so excited about this.
Copy !req
1486. It made me excited.
Copy !req
1487. And has it helped you with
your romantic disappointment?
Copy !req
1488. That's a pretty creative
euphemism for divorce.
Copy !req
1489. It has a nice
ring, doesn't it?
Copy !req
1490. But, yes, it has.
Copy !req
1491. Good.
Copy !req
1492. Has it helped with yours?
Copy !req
1493. Yeah, kind of.
Copy !req
1494. The biggest disappointment
was not appreciating
Copy !req
1495. my long-time friend, Lauren.
Copy !req
1496. Did you two date?
Copy !req
1497. Nope.
Copy !req
1498. That was the worst part.
Copy !req
1499. I think I always imagined
in the back of my mind
Copy !req
1500. that we would end up
together, except I
Copy !req
1501. never mentioned it to her.
Copy !req
1502. Probably should
have done that.
Copy !req
1503. Probably should have.
Copy !req
1504. But, you know, I
was newly divorced,
Copy !req
1505. and I guess I just thought
I had a lot more time.
Copy !req
1506. I'm sorry, Cal.
Copy !req
1507. Thank you.
Copy !req
1508. You don't have to be.
Copy !req
1509. I think— I think
it's all for the best.
Copy !req
1510. In what way?
Copy !req
1511. I think in losing
her, I learned
Copy !req
1512. something that I couldn't
have learned any other way.
Copy !req
1513. That's a very mature
way to look at it.
Copy !req
1514. Well, even the coach
needs coaching sometimes.
Copy !req
1515. I think Coach
needs a cocktail.
Copy !req
1516. Yes, excellent play.
Copy !req
1517. You know, they'll have
a skate rental in Vienna.
Copy !req
1518. You didn't have to lug
these all the way out here.
Copy !req
1519. But these are good luck.
Copy !req
1520. Oh?
Copy !req
1521. I think I'm gonna need it.
Copy !req
1522. You are my good luck charm.
Copy !req
1523. Let's go have some fun.
Copy !req
1524. Who's ready to find
the white elephant in the room?
Copy !req
1525. For those of you not
familiar with the rules
Copy !req
1526. of the white elephant
gift exchange,
Copy !req
1527. you already picked a random
number in which order
Copy !req
1528. you're gonna select.
Copy !req
1529. You'll pick one of these
finely wrapped presents
Copy !req
1530. here and open it
for the crowd to see.
Copy !req
1531. Now, the following
players, they can
Copy !req
1532. either take a new
present from the middle
Copy !req
1533. or steal someone else's gift.
Copy !req
1534. Then the person who loses their
gift can steal a different gift,
Copy !req
1535. or open a new one from
the center, and so on.
Copy !req
1536. Got this?
Copy !req
1537. All right, perfect.
Copy !req
1538. So who's our number one?
Copy !req
1539. Who's our number one?
Copy !req
1540. Me.
Copy !req
1541. Number one.
Copy !req
1542. Christmas time
is here for everyone
Copy !req
1543. Time to celebrate
and have some fun
Copy !req
1544. We will keep each
other warm tonight
Copy !req
1545. Look at that.
Copy !req
1546. Under
mistletoe and firelight
Copy !req
1547. Christmas, oh, Christmas
Copy !req
1548. Christmas, Christmas
Copy !req
1549. Christmas on a lovely evening
Copy !req
1550. Time for giving and receiving
Copy !req
1551. Christmas, yeah, Christmas
Copy !req
1552. Christmas
Copy !req
1553. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1554. OK, I think it's time we had
a Keller family conversation.
Copy !req
1555. Let's find somewhere
private, honey.
Copy !req
1556. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1557. I'm going to leave
you guys to this.
Copy !req
1558. No, I want you
to come with us.
Copy !req
1559. We'll talk about this later.
Copy !req
1560. Go on.
Copy !req
1561. OK.
Copy !req
1562. You deserve an explanation.
Copy !req
1563. And an apology.
Copy !req
1564. For what?
Copy !req
1565. For us not being completely
honest with you about why
Copy !req
1566. we decided to call this trip.
Copy !req
1567. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1568. I was recently diagnosed
with Parkinson's disease.
Copy !req
1569. Oh, my goodness.
Copy !req
1570. With what?
Copy !req
1571. There have been enough
clues over the past few months
Copy !req
1572. that we decided
to get it checked out.
Copy !req
1573. But now we know for sure,
which is good to have answers.
Copy !req
1574. How far along?
Copy !req
1575. It's stage 1.
Copy !req
1576. Which is very mild.
Copy !req
1577. But I have been slowing down,
which I think you've noticed.
Copy !req
1578. Yeah, I sensed
something was off,
Copy !req
1579. but I never could
have imagined this.
Copy !req
1580. And that's why the forced
family Christmas in Austria.
Copy !req
1581. Yeah, yeah, to experience
it fully with all
Copy !req
1582. of you this time of year.
Copy !req
1583. Oh, Dad.
Copy !req
1584. I know that it's
a shock, but people
Copy !req
1585. live a long time with this.
Copy !req
1586. And very productive lives.
Copy !req
1587. Just won't look like we
originally thought it would.
Copy !req
1588. For example, we're
going to sell the house.
Copy !req
1589. Because of the stairs.
Copy !req
1590. Two floors
at the top of the hill,
Copy !req
1591. not exactly easy for someone
living with this condition.
Copy !req
1592. And I don't think I'm gonna
be able to ice skate in Vienna
Copy !req
1593. like I thought I would.
Copy !req
1594. But that's OK.
Copy !req
1595. I will see the city
with my family,
Copy !req
1596. which is what's most important.
Copy !req
1597. I'm so sorry
you guys have been
Copy !req
1598. going through this by yourself.
Copy !req
1599. Yeah.
Copy !req
1600. Well, actually, Dylan—
Copy !req
1601. It's not been
completely by ourselves.
Copy !req
1602. All I want this
year is to be near you
Copy !req
1603. Through the frosty
window, lights will shine
Copy !req
1604. And I can feel the warmth
of home, the fire glow
Copy !req
1605. Yeah, I just want to let—
Copy !req
1606. You knew.
Copy !req
1607. How long?
Copy !req
1608. About a few weeks.
Copy !req
1609. Your parents called me
'cause they know I've treated
Copy !req
1610. many patients with
Parkinson's, even though Ben
Copy !req
1611. has his own primary specialist.
Copy !req
1612. Mom and dad said
they made you promise
Copy !req
1613. not to tell me because they
wanted to go on this trip first.
Copy !req
1614. So I hope they also mentioned
I suggested that they tell you.
Copy !req
1615. They did.
Copy !req
1616. But you still showed up.
Copy !req
1617. I didn't know what
to do, sweetheart.
Copy !req
1618. Ben spoke to me in confidence,
and those were his wishes.
Copy !req
1619. No.
Copy !req
1620. I shouldn't have put
you in this position
Copy !req
1621. in the first place, which They
were very apologetic about,
Copy !req
1622. for the record.
Copy !req
1623. - will bring
us all from near and far.
Copy !req
1624. My first instinct was
to tell you, obviously,
Copy !req
1625. but so I don't know if this is
gonna make any sense to you,
Copy !req
1626. but I felt like I was
being loyal to you
Copy !req
1627. by being loyal to Ben.
Copy !req
1628. And Dad didn't want me
to know because he was
Copy !req
1629. afraid I would tell everyone.
Copy !req
1630. Which, let's be honest,
I probably would have.
Copy !req
1631. Wouldn't be this
time of year without you.
Copy !req
1632. I am so sorry.
Copy !req
1633. Babe, it's OK.
Copy !req
1634. When we get home, we are going
to therapy to establish better
Copy !req
1635. parameters for communication.
Copy !req
1636. All right.
Copy !req
1637. And I'm gonna take you
on a lovely spa day.
Copy !req
1638. Spa weekend.
Copy !req
1639. Deal.
Copy !req
1640. Wouldn't be this
time of year without you
Copy !req
1641. So I'm coming home to you
Copy !req
1642. I'm coming home to you
Copy !req
1643. We've come a long way, baby.
Copy !req
1644. We've got a long
and beautiful road ahead of us.
Copy !req
1645. I've got to go.
Copy !req
1646. Huh?
Copy !req
1647. I have to talk
to Cal and Emory.
Copy !req
1648. Is everything all right?
Copy !req
1649. Yeah.
Copy !req
1650. Are you sure?
Copy !req
1651. Yes.
I love you.
Copy !req
1652. I love you so much.
Copy !req
1653. OK, I love you, too.
Copy !req
1654. OK, I gotta go.
Copy !req
1655. OK.
Copy !req
1656. I'm gonna go to all
my dad's appointments.
Copy !req
1657. It shouldn't totally
be up to my mom.
Copy !req
1658. My cousin Alex is
a patient advocate
Copy !req
1659. at a hospital in Seattle.
Copy !req
1660. I'd be happy to put you in touch
with him, if you'd like,
Copy !req
1661. get insight on how
to navigate the process.
Copy !req
1662. I'd appreciate
that, thank you.
Copy !req
1663. Of course.
Copy !req
1664. It's not the same, but my mom
got sick during my first year
Copy !req
1665. of law school.
Copy !req
1666. I put everything aside
to take care of her.
Copy !req
1667. Happily, she's 15
years cancer free.
Copy !req
1668. Wow.
Copy !req
1669. But it's a journey
for the whole family.
Copy !req
1670. I can imagine.
Copy !req
1671. I'm happy to hear she's well.
Copy !req
1672. I just feel like I
should have known.
Copy !req
1673. Cal, you can only see what
people choose to show you.
Copy !req
1674. Yeah, I'm beginning
to learn that.
Copy !req
1675. Thank you.
Copy !req
1676. Thank you for listening.
Copy !req
1677. And thank you for asking.
Copy !req
1678. Sorry to interrupt.
Copy !req
1679. Hi.
Copy !req
1680. Can I talk to you?
Copy !req
1681. OK.
Copy !req
1682. Like now?
Copy !req
1683. Oh, yeah.
Copy !req
1684. To be continued.
Copy !req
1685. Sure.
Copy !req
1686. Hey, Em.
Copy !req
1687. Huh?
Copy !req
1688. We're meeting in Cal's suite.
Copy !req
1689. Let's go.
Copy !req
1690. Uh.
Copy !req
1691. What?
Copy !req
1692. A single guy can't spruce
his room up a little?
Copy !req
1693. This is a little
more than spruce.
Copy !req
1694. Yeah.
Copy !req
1695. What, did you buy
out the whole booth?
Copy !req
1696. I saw them
at the market, and it
Copy !req
1697. put me in the Christmas spirit.
Copy !req
1698. I don't know, kind
of seems like you
Copy !req
1699. - were hoping for a visitor.
- What?
Copy !req
1700. No.
Copy !req
1701. Look, the guy gave me a great
deal, so I bought them all.
Copy !req
1702. But we're not talking about me.
Copy !req
1703. We're talking about you
upstairs with the piano man.
Copy !req
1704. You're getting back
in the game, kid, huh?
Copy !req
1705. I don't know, Cal.
Copy !req
1706. I don't know what
anything means, not today.
Copy !req
1707. Listen, Em, if you like him,
you gotta let him know, OK?
Copy !req
1708. Don't do what I did
and wait till it's too late.
Copy !req
1709. Can we stay on topic, please?
Copy !req
1710. Sorry, you're right.
Copy !req
1711. How is William?
Copy !req
1712. Yeah, you guys good?
Copy !req
1713. What?
Copy !req
1714. We're fine, yeah.
Copy !req
1715. This is about Mom and Dad.
Copy !req
1716. Well, I live close by.
Copy !req
1717. I'm gonna be there
for everything.
Copy !req
1718. And I'm moving
back to Portland.
Copy !req
1719. You are?
That's great news.
Copy !req
1720. Did you get a job?
Copy !req
1721. Not yet, but I have a plan.
Copy !req
1722. Yeah, you and I both.
Copy !req
1723. You're moving to Portland?
Copy !req
1724. Oh, man, talk about FOMO!
Copy !req
1725. What?
Copy !req
1726. No, I'm not moving home, ew.
Copy !req
1727. But I do have a plan that
I think can help long term.
Copy !req
1728. Didn't I tell you you'd
find your inspiration?
Copy !req
1729. It's all coming together, man.
You got this.
Copy !req
1730. Well, let's just hope
the board goes for it.
Copy !req
1731. Dylan, look at me.
Copy !req
1732. They will, OK?
Copy !req
1733. Get ready.
Copy !req
1734. I'm gonna patch you through.
Copy !req
1735. And hey, don't forget
my Mozart chocolates.
Copy !req
1736. OK.
Copy !req
1737. And now, I've got Dylan all
the way from the Danube River.
Copy !req
1738. Dylan, take it away.
Copy !req
1739. Good evening, everybody.
Copy !req
1740. Thank you so much
for staying up so
Copy !req
1741. late to take this spontaneous
call, I really appreciate it.
Copy !req
1742. But I have an idea.
Copy !req
1743. So, guys, there will be
no official tour here in Vienna.
Copy !req
1744. You each have a map, and I want
you to explore on your own.
Copy !req
1745. Even the gentle walkers
will be able to see
Copy !req
1746. the best parts of the city.
Copy !req
1747. Vienna has one
of the most accessible
Copy !req
1748. public transportation in the
world, so no worries about that.
Copy !req
1749. I recommend visiting
Karlskirche.
Copy !req
1750. It's a bit outside the city
center but definitely worth it.
Copy !req
1751. Have fun.
Copy !req
1752. Enjoy!
Copy !req
1753. Ah.
Copy !req
1754. They worry me
because I always feel
Copy !req
1755. a cherub could cause trouble.
Copy !req
1756. But also, you
know, like in Renaiss—
Copy !req
1757. no, or maybe sort
of— maybe medieval.
Copy !req
1758. The cherubs always have
the faces of old men.
Copy !req
1759. You notice that?
Copy !req
1760. Mm.
Copy !req
1761. Hey, William.
Copy !req
1762. - How are you?
- Hi.
Copy !req
1763. Hi.
Copy !req
1764. Dylan's gonna join us later
on at the Christmas market.
Copy !req
1765. He just has some business
that he needs to attend to.
Copy !req
1766. On Christmas Eve?
Copy !req
1767. You know how he is.
Copy !req
1768. Oh, we know.
Copy !req
1769. Which is why we wanted
to apologize to you.
Copy !req
1770. If we had thought that asking
you not to tell Dylan would
Copy !req
1771. cause you two any problems—
Copy !req
1772. We would never have put you—
Copy !req
1773. Never.
Copy !req
1774. - in that position.
Copy !req
1775. I know, I understand.
Copy !req
1776. We both do.
Copy !req
1777. This is a really big deal, and
it's gonna be something that we
Copy !req
1778. all learn as we go along.
Copy !req
1779. Even you?
Copy !req
1780. Even me.
Copy !req
1781. I've been on this
side of it before.
Copy !req
1782. The family side?
Copy !req
1783. Yes.
Copy !req
1784. We love you, William.
Copy !req
1785. Entschuldigung!
Copy !req
1786. And how was my recommendation?
Copy !req
1787. Oh, breathtaking.
Copy !req
1788. Did you get some good shots?
Copy !req
1789. I think so.
Copy !req
1790. No, no, I know so.
Copy !req
1791. You're gonna love 'em.
Copy !req
1792. I have no doubt.
Copy !req
1793. Well, where's
the rest of your crew?
Copy !req
1794. They took the Strassenbahn
to the Rathaus.
Copy !req
1795. Oh, we have to work
on the pronunciation on that.
Copy !req
1796. Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
1797. Well, we have to hurry
because I leave in two days.
Copy !req
1798. Back to Colorado?
Copy !req
1799. Yes, but just to get my stuff.
Copy !req
1800. I'm actually moving
back to Portland.
Copy !req
1801. I have no reason to be
in Denver anymore,
Copy !req
1802. and I'd like to be close to my
dad as we figure all this out.
Copy !req
1803. I understand.
Copy !req
1804. And is there a full-time
photography career
Copy !req
1805. in your future?
Copy !req
1806. No, I'm still gonna look for
a remote job in the data field,
Copy !req
1807. but I'm also going to be
serious about a part-time
Copy !req
1808. photography career,
and that's only
Copy !req
1809. until I can make it full time.
Copy !req
1810. I am not going to let anything
stand in my way, even me.
Copy !req
1811. Good.
Copy !req
1812. I— I have a question.
Copy !req
1813. Travel is your passion, right?
Copy !req
1814. I have a travel company, so I
think it's safe to say yes.
Copy !req
1815. OK.
Copy !req
1816. Well, then I was wondering
how often you travel
Copy !req
1817. to the Pacific Northwest—
Copy !req
1818. Portland, Portland,
specifically.
Copy !req
1819. Actually, I've never been.
Copy !req
1820. Oh, interesting.
Copy !req
1821. Well, in that case, um, I was
wondering next time you're there
Copy !req
1822. if you would like to go out on—
on a date with me, to be clear.
Copy !req
1823. Why wait for Portland?
Copy !req
1824. You mean you want
to go on a date today?
Copy !req
1825. We're staying
in the port until tomorrow
Copy !req
1826. evening, so no worries
about leaving guests behind.
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1827. Besides, Vienna
is one of the most
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1828. romantic cities in the world.
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1829. There's no better way to
experience it than with someone
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1830. who excites you.
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1831. I'm exciting?
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1832. Very much so, yeah.
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1833. Oh, I like that.
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1834. Oh, how do you say it in German?
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1835. Oh.
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1836. Yeah, it sounds
better in English.
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1837. I agree.
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1838. OK, then.
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1839. And I have a feeling I will
be moving the Pacific Northwest
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1840. to the top of my wish list.
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1841. You will not regret it.
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1842. Shall we take
the U-Bahn to the Rathaus?
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1843. Is that how you say it?
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1844. That makes more sense.
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1845. So my favorite dish,
Kaiserschmarrn, and
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1846. a schokobaum.
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1847. Yeah.
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1848. Oh.
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1849. Sorry, I have
to check on some guests.
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1850. All right.
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1851. I'm in the game.
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1852. Yes, Keller.
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1853. There he is.
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1854. Hey, you get
your business done?
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1855. I did.
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1856. Did they like the idea?
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1857. - They did.
- Who's they?
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1858. I thought we said
no more secrets.
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1859. Hey, lady, I had to deal
with yours for two weeks.
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1860. You can handle mine
for two seconds, OK?
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1861. Dylan James Keller.
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1862. My company bought
a piece of land
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1863. outside of Silverton, Oregon.
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1864. Why is that a secret?
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1865. Your company's
always buying land.
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1866. So impatient.
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1867. Always.
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1868. Have either of you
ever heard of a town
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1869. in Holland called Hogeweyk?
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1870. That's Harry Potter's
School, isn't it?
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1871. Solid dad joke, Dad.
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1872. Oh-ho.
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1873. Real question.
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1874. No, what is it?
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1875. It's a special village
designed to help people
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1876. dealing with Alzheimer's.
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1877. Everything in the community
is set up to make life as easy
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1878. as possible for the residents.
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1879. Dylan showed us
pictures of it last night.
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1880. It's really cool.
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1881. I want to do the same thing
but for people with Parkinson's.
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1882. Are your bosses OK with that?
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1883. Mom, I am the boss.
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1884. We've talked about this,
but, yes, I had to convince
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1885. the board, and they're all in.
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1886. We dive in in the new year.
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1887. Thank you.
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1888. So proud of you.
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1889. You know, I'm so proud of you.
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1890. Oh, come on, everybody.
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1891. Keller.
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1892. Come on.
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1893. Come on.
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1894. Keller squeeze.
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1895. Oh, no.
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1896. - We need Vienna on three.
- All right.
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1897. Count it out.
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1898. Eins, zwei, drei!
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1899. Yeah.
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1900. I still hate it.
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1901. Are we sure this is safe?
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1902. Yeah, I think so.
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1903. There's a lot of noises
happening, just a lot of creaks.
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1904. I don't like it.
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1905. It might just be
part of the music.
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1906. I think we should make
the one in our front yard look
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1907. like that, don't you?
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1908. Oh, no, wait.
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1909. Are we stuck?
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1910. I don't like this.
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1911. Dylan, just live
in the moment.
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1912. It is what it is.
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1913. Look at how beautiful
it is out here.
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1914. It's meant to be.
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1915. You were wrong, you
know, about now not
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1916. being the right time
for us to get married.
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1917. I only said that because you
were about to be dealing
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1918. with a lot with your family.
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1919. You're gonna be spending
a lot of time with them, too,
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1920. as you should, by the way.
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1921. I know.
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1922. You're still wrong.
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1923. Now is the best time
for us to get married.
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1924. And it's the actual
anniversary of our meet cute.
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1925. We are cute, aren't we?
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1926. Yeah, we kind of are.
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1927. But you know what would
make us even cuter?
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1928. Hmm?
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1929. Is if you would do me
the honor of marrying me.
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1930. I love you so much.
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1931. If I've learned
anything this week,
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1932. it's that I can't
do life without you.
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1933. I don't want to.
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1934. You're my rock.
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1935. I know this isn't exactly
the ring I had planned for,
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1936. or actually, the proposal
that I had planned for, but—
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1937. is that—
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1938. No.
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1939. This is the ring that I had
made for you six months ago.
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1940. Dylan Keller, will you marry me?
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1941. Yes.
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1942. Yeah?
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1943. Of course!
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1944. Yeah?
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1945. Well, you have
to put your ring on.
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1946. You have to put your ring on.
Here.
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1947. Here, it's a tree.
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1948. Kiss me.
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1949. He said yes!
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1950. So did he!
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1951. Looks like
nobody else got the "no
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1952. romance on this trip" memo.
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1953. Well, who can
blame them, you know?
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1954. The beauty of Vienna,
especially, at Christmas time?
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1955. Romance seems to just
pop up out of nowhere.
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1956. I know that this is one Keller
family adventure that I'll never
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1957. forget for a couple reasons.
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1958. And how's your heart?
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1959. Remarkably good, yeah.
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1960. Look, I know that we both
agreed that the last thing
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trip was something romantic.
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1962. And yet here we are,
under the heart tree.
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1963. And here we are.
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1964. Felicity, if there's anything
I've learned on this trip,
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more in the moment
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something special
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1967. when it's right in front of me.
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1968. You know I live in Seattle,
and you live in Portland.
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1969. Yeah.
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1970. Well, I already traveled
across the pond to meet you.
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1971. A trip to Seattle
doesn't seem so far.
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1972. Not far at all.
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1973. Silent Night...
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1974. Fireside...
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1975. with you.
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1976. Frozen in time...
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1977. and hanging
lights...
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1978. with you.
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1979. And all is calm
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1980. With you in my
arms.
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1981. You're the glow in my
eyes...
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1982. My angel in the snow.
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1983. There's always a
little
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1984. Bit of you in my soul.
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1985. The Joy to the World
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1986. So starry tonight
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1987. Let it shine, let it
shine, let it shine through the sky
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1988. No matter where you
go.
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1989. Hey, hey, hey, where's Dad?
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1990. - Let Christmas bring
you home.
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1991. Don't worry, Dad.
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1992. We got you.
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1993. You're the glow in my
eyes...
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1994. My angel in the
snow...
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1995. There's always a
little...
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1996. bit of you in my soul.
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1997. How you feeling?
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1998. Good.
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1999. I'm OK.
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2000. Yeah, you got it.
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2001. Joy to the World
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2002. So starry tonight.
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2003. Let it shine...
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2004. No matter where you
go...
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2005. Let Christmas bring
you home.
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2006. Look at him go!
Is there anything this man cannot do?
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2007. Let Christmas bring
you home.
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2008. No matter where you
go...
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