1. Aah!Copy !req
2. Hey, pardon me for askin',
but who's that little old man?Copy !req
3. - What little old man?
- That little old man.Copy !req
4. Oh, that one.
That's my grandfather.Copy !req
5. - Your grandfather?
- Yeah.Copy !req
6. - That's not your grandfather.
- It is, you know.Copy !req
7. But I've seen your grandfather.
He lives in your house.Copy !req
8. Oh, that's my other grandfather,
but he's my grandfather as well.Copy !req
9. How do you reckon that one out?Copy !req
10. Well, everyone's entitled
to two, aren't they?Copy !req
11. And this is my other one.Copy !req
12. We know that,
but what's he doin' here?Copy !req
13. Well, my mother thought
the trip would do him good.Copy !req
14. - How's that?
- He's nursin' a broken heart.Copy !req
15. Ah, poor old thing.Copy !req
16. Hey, mister,
are you nursin' a broken heart?Copy !req
17. He's a nice old man, isn't he?Copy !req
18. He's very clean.Copy !req
19. - Hello, grandfather.
- Hello.Copy !req
20. He can talk then, can he?Copy !req
21. Of course he can talk.
He's a human being, isn't he?Copy !req
22. Well, if he's your grandfather,
who knows? Ha ha ha.Copy !req
23. And we're lookin' after him,
are we?Copy !req
24. - I look after meself.
- That's what I'm afraid of.Copy !req
25. He's got you worried, then?Copy !req
26. Him, he's a villain,
a real mixer...Copy !req
27. and he costs you a fortune
in breach of promise cases.Copy !req
28. Get on.
- No, straight up.Copy !req
29. Hiya.Copy !req
30. - Hello, Shake.
- Hello, Shake.Copy !req
31. - You got on all right, then?
- No.Copy !req
32. Oh? Well, we're here.Copy !req
33. Norm'll be along
in a minute with the tickets.Copy !req
34. Hey, who's the little old man?Copy !req
35. It's Paul's grandfather.Copy !req
36. - Oh, aye, but I thought...
- No, that's his other one.Copy !req
37. Oh, that's all right, then.Copy !req
38. Clean, though, isn't he?Copy !req
39. Oh, aye. He's very clean.Copy !req
40. Mornin', lads.
- Hi, Norm.Copy !req
41. Thank God you've all got here.
Look, I've had a marvelous idea.Copy !req
42. Just for once,
let's all try to behave...Copy !req
43. like ordinary
respectable citizens.Copy !req
44. Let's not cause any trouble,
pull any strokes...Copy !req
45. or do anything
I'm gonna be sorry for...Copy !req
46. especially tomorrow in that
television theater, because...Copy !req
47. Are you listening to me,
Lennon?Copy !req
48. You're a swine.
Isn't he, George?Copy !req
49. Yeah, a swine.Copy !req
50. Thanks. Hey!Copy !req
51. Who's that little old man?Copy !req
52. - Well, who is he?
- He belongs to Paul.Copy !req
53. Oh, well. I'm going down
for a cup of coffee.Copy !req
54. - Anyone coming?
- We'll follow you down.Copy !req
55. I want me coffee.Copy !req
56. You can come with Shake and me,
if you like.Copy !req
57. Look after him. I don't
want to find you've lost him.Copy !req
58. Don't be cheeky. I'll bind him
to me with promises.Copy !req
59. Very clean, isn't he?
Come out, granddad.Copy !req
60. Make up your mind, will you?Copy !req
61. Hello. Morning.Copy !req
62. All right?Copy !req
63. Whoa.Copy !req
64. Do you mind if we have it open?Copy !req
65. Yes, I do.Copy !req
66. Well, there are four of us,
and we'd like it open...Copy !req
67. not if it's
all the same to you, that is.Copy !req
68. It isn't. I travel
on this train regularly...Copy !req
69. twice a week, so I suppose
I have some rights.Copy !req
70. So have we.Copy !req
71. And we'll have that thing
off as well. Thank you.Copy !req
72. - But...Copy !req
73. An elementary knowledge
of the Railway Acts...Copy !req
74. would tell you that I am
perfectly within my rights.Copy !req
75. Yeah, but we want to hear it.
There's more of us than you.Copy !req
76. We're a community,
a majority vote.Copy !req
77. Up the workers
and all that stuff.Copy !req
78. Then I suggest
you take that damn thing...Copy !req
79. into the corridor, or
some other part of the train...Copy !req
80. where you obviously belong.Copy !req
81. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
82. Look, mister, we paid
for our seats, too, you know.Copy !req
83. I travel on this train
regularly, twice a week.Copy !req
84. Knock it off, Paul.
You can't win with his sort.Copy !req
85. After all, it's his train,
isn't it, mister?Copy !req
86. And don't take that tone
with me, young man.Copy !req
87. I fought the war for your sort.Copy !req
88. I bet you're sorry you won.Copy !req
89. - I shall call the guard.
- Ah, but what?Copy !req
90. They don't take kindly
to insults, you know.Copy !req
91. Let's go have some coffee
and leave the kennel to Lassie.Copy !req
92. Hey, mister,
can we have our ball back?Copy !req
93. Look, mister! Mister!
Can we have our ball back?Copy !req
94. Hey!
Please, mister!Copy !req
95. - You want to watch it.
- Well, it's not my fault.Copy !req
96. You stick to that story, son.Copy !req
97. I can't help it.
I'm just taller than you are.Copy !req
98. They always say that.Copy !req
99. Well, I've got me eye on ya.Copy !req
100. I'm sorry, Norm. I can't help
being taller than you.Copy !req
101. Well, don't rub it in! I've
a good mind to thump you, Shake.Copy !req
102. If you're gonna have a barney,
can I hold your coat?Copy !req
103. - He started it.
- I did not. You did.Copy !req
104. Well, what happened?Copy !req
105. The old fella said that...Copy !req
106. could he have these pictures,
and Norm said, "No."Copy !req
107. And all I said was,
"Well, why not be big about it?"Copy !req
108. - And?
- Your grandfather pointed out...Copy !req
109. that Shake was always being
taller than me just to spite me.Copy !req
110. I knew it. He started it.Copy !req
111. I should've known.
You what?Copy !req
112. You two have never had
an argument in your life...Copy !req
113. and in two minutes flat,
he's got you at it.Copy !req
114. He's a king mixer.Copy !req
115. He hates group unity,
so he gets everyone at it.Copy !req
116. Well, I suggest
you just give him the photos...Copy !req
117. and have done with it.Copy !req
118. Oh, all right, you old devil.
Here you are.Copy !req
119. Hey, Pauly, would you ever
sign one of them for us?Copy !req
120. Ah, come out, Shake.Copy !req
121. Hey, look at the talent.
Let's give 'em a pull.Copy !req
122. - Should I?
- Aye, but don't rush.Copy !req
123. None of your five bar gate
jumps and over sort of stuff.Copy !req
124. - What's that supposed to mean?
- I don't know.Copy !req
125. I thought it just sounded
distinguished-like.Copy !req
126. George Harrison,
the scouse of distinction.Copy !req
127. Excuse me, madame.Copy !req
128. Excuse me, but these young men
I'm sitting with...Copy !req
129. wondered if two of us
could come over and join you.Copy !req
130. I'd ask you myself,
only I'm shy.Copy !req
131. I'm sorry, miss. You mustn't
fraternize with me prisoners.Copy !req
132. - Prisoners?
- Convict in transit.Copy !req
133. Typical old lads,
the lot of them.Copy !req
134. Get out, ladies!
Get out while you can!Copy !req
135. He's been gone a long time.Copy !req
136. - Who?
- Paul's grandfather.Copy !req
137. Oh, I didn't notice.
Where'd he go?Copy !req
138. - Down the, uh...
- Oh, down the, uh...Copy !req
139. Yeah, down the, uh...Copy !req
140. Oh, well, give him
a couple of minutes, then.Copy !req
141. Hey, have you seen
Paul's grandfather?Copy !req
142. Of course.
He's concealed about me person.Copy !req
143. Now, he must've slipped off
somewhere.Copy !req
144. - Have you lost him?
- Now, don't exaggerate.Copy !req
145. You've lost him!Copy !req
146. Look, put it this way, Pauly...
he's mislaid him.Copy !req
147. Honest, you can't trust you
with anything, Norm.Copy !req
148. If you've lost him,
I'll cripple ya.Copy !req
149. - He can't have got far.
- Let's look up the sharp end.Copy !req
150. What's the matter
with you, then?Copy !req
151. It's his grandfather.Copy !req
152. I can tell he doesn't like me.
It's 'cause I'm little.Copy !req
153. You've got an inferiority
complex, you have.Copy !req
154. Yeah, I know.
That's why I play the drums.Copy !req
155. It's me active
compensatory factor.Copy !req
156. Goin' in, then?Copy !req
157. No, she'll only
reject me in the end...Copy !req
158. and I'll be frustrated.Copy !req
159. You never know.
You may be lucky this time.Copy !req
160. No, I know
the psychological pattern.Copy !req
161. It plays havoc
with me drum skins.Copy !req
162. Excuse me. Have you seen that
little old man we were with?Copy !req
163. We've broken out...
the blessed freedom of it all.Copy !req
164. Have you got a nail file?
These handcuffs are killing me.Copy !req
165. I was framed! I'm innocent!
I don't want to go!Copy !req
166. Sorry for disturbing you,
girls.Copy !req
167. I bet you can't guess
what I was in for.Copy !req
168. Should we go in here?Copy !req
169. No, it's probably
a honeymoon couple...Copy !req
170. or a company director
or something.Copy !req
171. Well, I don't care.
I'm gonna broaden my outlook.Copy !req
172. Congratulate me, boys.
I'm engaged.Copy !req
173. Oh, no, you're not.
Not this time.Copy !req
174. Oh, no, you're not.
Not this time.Copy !req
175. And to think me own grandson...Copy !req
176. would've let them
put me behind bars.Copy !req
177. Don't dramatize. Let's face it,
you're lucky to be here.Copy !req
178. If they'd have had
their own way...Copy !req
179. you would have been
dropped off already.Copy !req
180. Well, you've got to admit
you upset a lot of people.Copy !req
181. At least I can
keep my eye on you...Copy !req
182. while you're stuck in here.Copy !req
183. Shove up.Copy !req
184. - Odds or evens?
- Odds.Copy !req
185. Don't worry, son.Copy !req
186. We'll get you the best lawyer
green stamps can buy.Copy !req
187. Oh! It's
a laugh a line with Lennon.Copy !req
188. Anyway, it's your fault.Copy !req
189. Why me?
- Why not you?Copy !req
190. God, it's depressing
in here, isn't it?Copy !req
191. Funny. They usually reckon dogs
more than people in England.Copy !req
192. You'd expect something
more palatial.Copy !req
193. - Let's do somethin', then.
- Like what?Copy !req
194. Hmm.Copy !req
195. OK.Copy !req
196. Cor, there's the girls.Copy !req
197. I'll deal 'em.Copy !req
198. Aye aye,
the Liverpool shuffle.Copy !req
199. Two for you, two for me,
three for them.Copy !req
200. Cheat.Copy !req
201. He's wearin' his lucky rings.Copy !req
202. All mine.Copy !req
203. It won't buy you
happiness, my son.Copy !req
204. Hey, don't move, any of you.Copy !req
205. They've gone potty out there.
The place is surging with girls.Copy !req
206. Please, sir, can I have one
to surge me, sir, please, sir?Copy !req
207. No, you can't. Now listen.Copy !req
208. As soon as I tell you, get out
through this door there...Copy !req
209. into that big car
that's waiting.Copy !req
210. Come on, lads. Come on, then!Copy !req
211. - I don't snore.
- You do, repeatedly.Copy !req
212. Do I snore, John?Copy !req
213. Yeah, you're
a window rattler, son.Copy !req
214. That's just your opinion.
Do I snore, Paul?Copy !req
215. With a trombone hooter
like yours...Copy !req
216. it would be unnatural
if you didn't.Copy !req
217. Now, Pauly,
don't mock the afflicted.Copy !req
218. Oh, come off it.
It's only a joke.Copy !req
219. Ah, it may be a joke,
but it's his nose.Copy !req
220. He can't help havin'
a hideous great hooter...Copy !req
221. the poor little head tremblin'
under the weight of it.Copy !req
222. John, Paul, George, come here.
Get at it.Copy !req
223. Hello, the income tax have
caught up with us at last.Copy !req
224. - None for me, then?
- Sorry.Copy !req
225. This'll keep you busy.Copy !req
226. It's your nose, you know.
Fans are funny that way.Copy !req
227. They take a dislike to things.
They'll pick on a nose.Copy !req
228. - Ah, you pick on your own.
- Hey, here.Copy !req
229. - Are those yours?
- No, they're for Ringo.Copy !req
230. Must've cost you a fortune
in stamps, Ringo.Copy !req
231. He comes from a large family.Copy !req
232. Well...Copy !req
233. What's Le Cirque Club?Copy !req
234. "The management
of Le Cirque Club...Copy !req
235. "takes pleasure
in requesting the company...Copy !req
236. "of Mr. Richard Starkey..."
That's you.Copy !req
237. "To their gaming rooms...Copy !req
238. "chemin de fer, baccarat,
and champagne buffet."Copy !req
239. - They want me?
You're a big spender.Copy !req
240. - Well, you're not goin'.
- Aw.Copy !req
241. Quite right.
Invites to gamblin' dens...Copy !req
242. full of easy money
and fast women...Copy !req
243. chicken sandwiches
and cornets of caviar.Copy !req
244. Disgustin'.Copy !req
245. - That's mine.
- Come on, you lot.Copy !req
246. - Get your pens out.
- Why?Copy !req
247. It's homework time for
you load of college puddings.Copy !req
248. I want this lot
answered tonight.Copy !req
249. - Yeah, right.
- I want to go out.Copy !req
250. Now, I'll brook no denial.Copy !req
251. You couldn't get a pen
in your foot, you swine.Copy !req
252. Oh, chatter on, son.
Chatter on.Copy !req
253. A touch of the writer's cramp
will soon sort you out.Copy !req
254. Come on, Shake.Copy !req
255. - Ta ta, then.
- See ya.Copy !req
256. - Where are you goin', then?
- He told us to stay, didn't he?Copy !req
257. - Come, men!
- Right.Copy !req
258. Couldn't we get a taxi?Copy !req
259. No, we couldn't get a taxi.Copy !req
260. - Come in.Copy !req
261. - I'll clear up, sir.
- Yeah.Copy !req
262. Wow! Wow!Copy !req
263. Banco.Copy !req
264. Banco. Suivais.Copy !req
265. Banco.Copy !req
266. Suivais.Copy !req
267. Alors, monsieur.Copy !req
268. Soufflé.Copy !req
269. I bet you're a great swimmer.Copy !req
270. My turn?Copy !req
271. Bingo.Copy !req
272. Pas bingo, monsieur.
Banco.Copy !req
273. Ah, I'll take
the little darlings, anyway.Copy !req
274. Two and one is three,
carry one is four.Copy !req
275. Huit...Copy !req
276. et sept.Copy !req
277. Bingo.Copy !req
278. The manager.Copy !req
279. Now, come on, you lot.
Get on with it.Copy !req
280. - We were gonna do 'em, but...
- Aye. Well, now, now, now.Copy !req
281. Hey, any of you lot
put a man in the cupboard?Copy !req
282. - A man?
- Don't be soft.Copy !req
283. Well, somebody did.Copy !req
284. He's right, you know.Copy !req
285. There you go.Copy !req
286. Hey, uh...Copy !req
287. Hey, what's all this?Copy !req
288. Oh, him. He's been lurking.Copy !req
289. He looks a right lurker,
doesn't he?Copy !req
290. You're undressed.
Where are your clothes?Copy !req
291. The old gentleman.Copy !req
292. He borrowed them to go gambling
at Le Cirque.Copy !req
293. He's gone to my club, has he?Copy !req
294. - Yeah! It's all your fault.
What?Copy !req
295. Gettin' invites
to gambling clubs and all that.Copy !req
296. He's probably in the middle
of some orgy by now.Copy !req
297. An orgy? Orgy! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
298. - But what about me?
- You're too old.Copy !req
299. Encore de champagne, monsieur?Copy !req
300. Oh, yeah. And I'll have
some more champagne, as well.Copy !req
301. Lord John McCartney,
millionaire Irish peer.Copy !req
302. Filthy rich, of course.Copy !req
303. Well, I don't know.
He looks quite clean to me.Copy !req
304. Come on, you lot. Try to act
with a bit of decorum.Copy !req
305. This is a posh place.Copy !req
306. We know how to behave.
We've had lessons.Copy !req
307. I'm sorry, sir.
Members and invited guests only.Copy !req
308. - Aye. Well, uh...
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
309. I'm with them.
I'm Ringo's sister.Copy !req
310. Excuse me. Have you got
a little old man here?Copy !req
311. Do you mean Lord McCartney?Copy !req
312. Oh, he's at it again.Copy !req
313. Look, I'm his grandfather.
I mean...Copy !req
314. Oh, it must be
the dolly floor show.Copy !req
315. Put me down!Copy !req
316. Who are these ruffians?
I never saw them before.Copy !req
317. Before you go, gentlemen...Copy !req
318. there's a little matter
of the bill.Copy !req
319. I'll take care of that.Copy !req
320. A hundred and eighty pounds?Copy !req
321. I beg your pardon... guineas.Copy !req
322. Your winnings, my lord... £190.Copy !req
323. Ha!Copy !req
324. - What about me change?
- Cloak room charge.Copy !req
325. Ah, well, easy come, easy go.Copy !req
326. Well?Copy !req
327. Guten morgen, mein herr.Copy !req
328. Ah, ze filthy Englander.
Guten morgen.Copy !req
329. Keep Britain tidy.Copy !req
330. - Aw, go on, George.
- Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
331. But you said I could.Copy !req
332. Honestly, me mind boggles
at the very idea.Copy !req
333. A grown man, and you haven't
shaved with a safety razor.Copy !req
334. It's not my fault. I come from
a long line of electricians.Copy !req
335. Well, you're not practicing
on me.Copy !req
336. All right, then. But show us.Copy !req
337. Oh, come on, then.Copy !req
338. Aah hee hee ho!Copy !req
339. Ooh.Copy !req
340. Put your tongue away.
It looks disgusting...Copy !req
341. hanging there
all pink and naked.Copy !req
342. - One slip of the razor, and...
- Ooh!Copy !req
343. Help! Ich! Headphones! Help me!Copy !req
344. Help!Copy !req
345. Torpedoed again, eh?Copy !req
346. Come on, lads.Copy !req
347. There's a car waiting
to take you to the studio.Copy !req
348. - Hey, where's John?
- In the bath.Copy !req
349. All right, Lennon,
let's have you.Copy !req
350. Come on, John.
Stop larking about.Copy !req
351. John? John?Copy !req
352. John? John?Copy !req
353. What are you messing around
with that boat for?Copy !req
354. There's a car waiting.
Come on.Copy !req
355. Ready, John?
As soon as we draw up...Copy !req
356. open that door and straight in.Copy !req
357. We can't keep them waiting
much longer.Copy !req
358. - I knew they'd be late.
- Oh, here they are.Copy !req
359. - Boys, come on.
- Where have you been?Copy !req
360. It's your press conference
we're arranging.Copy !req
361. All right.
Give us a couple of shakes...Copy !req
362. to get our breath, will you?Copy !req
363. Hey, I've got a suit
just like him, you know.Copy !req
364. Ringo. Yeah.Copy !req
365. I don't like the handkerchief.Copy !req
366. I always have the handkerchief
in me trouser pocket.Copy !req
367. You can't blow your nose on it
up there, can you, mister?Copy !req
368. No, you can't.Copy !req
369. How about highbrow music?Copy !req
370. I've always liked
that question.Copy !req
371. I never noted his nose
till about six months ago.Copy !req
372. And me mother asked me
before we left for America...Copy !req
373. if we wanted any sandwiches.Copy !req
374. And when I plugged her
in, she just blew up.Copy !req
375. Tell me...
how did you find America?Copy !req
376. Turn left at Greenland.Copy !req
377. - Has success changed your life?
- Yes.Copy !req
378. I'd like to keep Britain tidy.Copy !req
379. - Are you a mod or a rocker?
- Um, no, I'm a mocker.Copy !req
380. Oh.Copy !req
381. Have you any hobbies?Copy !req
382. No. Actually,
we're just good friends.Copy !req
383. Do you think these haircuts
have come to stay?Copy !req
384. Well, this one has, you know.Copy !req
385. It's stuck on
good and proper now.Copy !req
386. Frightfully nice.Copy !req
387. What would you call
that hairstyle you're wearing?Copy !req
388. Arthur.Copy !req
389. No. Actually,
we're just good friends.Copy !req
390. No, they're brown, aren't they?Copy !req
391. What do you call that collar?Copy !req
392. - Oh. A collar.
- Oh.Copy !req
393. Do you often see your father?Copy !req
394. No. Actually,
we're just good friends.Copy !req
395. How do you like
your girlfriends to dress?Copy !req
396. Ha ha!Copy !req
397. What a drag that was.
I'm starving.Copy !req
398. Didn't even get
a jam butty, did you?Copy !req
399. Anything left?Copy !req
400. We've just finished, Pauly.Copy !req
401. Hey, George, give us
your John Henry on that picture.Copy !req
402. Hey, look at that.
Is that our set down there?Copy !req
403. - Shall we go down, have a go?
Yeah.Copy !req
404. - Trees and everything.
- A lot of fellas for one set.Copy !req
405. Look, it's a bird.Copy !req
406. Just passing through, like.Copy !req
407. - Where are they?
- On the stage, down here.Copy !req
408. Leave them drums alone.Copy !req
409. Oh, surely I could
just have a little touch.Copy !req
410. You so much as
breathe heavy on them...Copy !req
411. and I'm out on strike.Copy !req
412. Aren't you being
rather arbitrary?Copy !req
413. There you go,
hiding behind a smoke screen...Copy !req
414. of bourgeois cliches.Copy !req
415. I don't go messing about
with your earphones, do I?Copy !req
416. - Spoilsport.
- Well?Copy !req
417. He's very fussy
about his drums, you know.Copy !req
418. They loom large in his legend.Copy !req
419. - What's up?
- Oh, he's sulking again.Copy !req
420. Ha ha ha! I'll show him.Copy !req
421. Pardon me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
More... I'd like more drums there.Copy !req
422. - No. I think it's on that...
- It sounds like a...Copy !req
423. On the third bit.
You know, on the third bit.Copy !req
424. Third bit, more bang.Copy !req
425. Right. Let's hear no more
about it. You're probably right.Copy !req
426. Now, look...Copy !req
427. if you think I'm unsuitable,
let's have it out in the open.Copy !req
428. I can't stand
these backstage politics.Copy !req
429. Aren't you tending to black and
white the situation somewhat?Copy !req
430. Well, quite honestly, I wasn't
expecting a musical arranger...Copy !req
431. to question my ability
picture-wise.Copy !req
432. I could listen to him for hours.Copy !req
433. What's all this
about a musical arranger?Copy !req
434. Mr. McCartney Senior.Copy !req
435. Hey, Paulie,
they're trying to fob you off...Copy !req
436. with this musical charlatan,
but I gave him the test.Copy !req
437. I'm quite happy
to be replaced.Copy !req
438. He's a typical buck-passer.Copy !req
439. - I won an award.
A likely story.Copy !req
440. It's on the wall in my office.Copy !req
441. Hello, our lot.
Everybody happy?Copy !req
442. All right, all right.
If you don't need them...Copy !req
443. I'll lock them up
in the dressing room.Copy !req
444. Please do. I'll not need them
for half an hour.Copy !req
445. Thank you.Copy !req
446. Get me a bottle of milk
and some tranquilizers.Copy !req
447. I see it all now.
It's a plot... a plot.Copy !req
448. Tranquilizers.Copy !req
449. Come back, you lot.
I've got the key.Copy !req
450. Come back, Ringo.Copy !req
451. Uhh.Copy !req
452. - Hello.
- Come on.Copy !req
453. Leslie Jackson?
I saw your father...Copy !req
454. in the old empire
in nineteen hundred and nine.Copy !req
455. Ah, if you're as good as him,
son, you're all right.Copy !req
456. Gear costume.Copy !req
457. - Swap?
- Cheeky.Copy !req
458. Come, lads. First door,
and no messing about.Copy !req
459. Lennon, put them girls down,
or I'll tell your mother of you.Copy !req
460. And stop messing about.Copy !req
461. Stay in here
until that rehearsal.Copy !req
462. I'm going to keep you in,
even if I have to put...Copy !req
463. the lock in the key
and turn it.Copy !req
464. We're out!Copy !req
465. We're out!Copy !req
466. I suppose you realize
this is private property.Copy !req
467. Sorry we hurt your field,
mister.Copy !req
468. Not here. Hello, Dicky.Copy !req
469. Probably gone to the canteen...
cup of tea, like.Copy !req
470. No, that's too easy for Lennon.Copy !req
471. He's out there somewhere...Copy !req
472. causing trouble
just to upset me.Copy !req
473. You're imagining it, Norm.Copy !req
474. You're letting it
prey on your mind.Copy !req
475. No. This is a battle of nerves
between John and me.Copy !req
476. But John hasn't got any.Copy !req
477. - What?
- Nerves.Copy !req
478. No.
That's just the trouble.Copy !req
479. I've toyed with the idea
of a ball and chain...Copy !req
480. but he'd just rattle them
at me... and in public, too.Copy !req
481. Sometimes I think he enjoys
seeing me suffer.Copy !req
482. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
483. - Wait a minute. Don't tell me...
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
484. - Oh, you are.
- I'm not.Copy !req
485. - Oh, you are. I know you are.
- I'm not. No.Copy !req
486. - You look just like him.
- Do I?Copy !req
487. You're the first one
that's said that ever.Copy !req
488. Yes, you do. Look.Copy !req
489. - No. Me eyes are lighter.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
490. All right, noddy.Copy !req
491. - Oh, yes. Your nose is, very.
- Me nose.Copy !req
492. - Is it?
- Well, I would've said so.Copy !req
493. Oh, you know him better, though.Copy !req
494. I do not.
He's only a casual acquaintance.Copy !req
495. - That's what you say.
- What have you heard?Copy !req
496. - It's all over the place.
- Is it? Is it really?Copy !req
497. Mmm, but I wouldn't have it.
I stuck up for you.Copy !req
498. - I knew I could rely on you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
499. You don't look like him at all.Copy !req
500. She looks more like him
than I do.Copy !req
501. P.A. ; There will be
a full rehearsal...Copy !req
502. in ten minutes time.Copy !req
503. Ten minutes from now,
a full rehearsal.Copy !req
504. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
505. Oh, sorry.
Must've made a mistake.Copy !req
506. No, you haven't.
You're just late.Copy !req
507. I am?Copy !req
508. Actually, I think he'll be
very pleased with you.Copy !req
509. Will he?Copy !req
510. Yes. You're quite
a feather in the cap.Copy !req
511. Hello?Copy !req
512. I've got one.Copy !req
513. Oh, I think so.Copy !req
514. Yes, he can talk.Copy !req
515. Well, I think
you ought to see him.Copy !req
516. Yes. All right.Copy !req
517. Come on.Copy !req
518. Sorry.Copy !req
519. You don't see many of these
nowadays, do you?Copy !req
520. Come on.Copy !req
521. Simon, will this do?Copy !req
522. Oh, not bad, Dolly...
not really bad.Copy !req
523. Turn around, chickie baby.Copy !req
524. Oh, yes, he's a definite poss.Copy !req
525. He'll look good
alongside Susan.Copy !req
526. All right, Sonny Jim, this is
all going to be quite painless.Copy !req
527. Don't breathe on me, Adrian.Copy !req
528. I'm terribly sorry...Copy !req
529. but there seems to be
some sort of misunderstanding.Copy !req
530. Oh, you can come off it
with us.Copy !req
531. You don't have to do the old
adenoidal glottal stop...Copy !req
532. and carry on for our benefit.Copy !req
533. I'm afraid I don't understand.Copy !req
534. Oh, my God. He's a natural.Copy !req
535. Well, I did tell them
not to send us real ones.Copy !req
536. They ought to know the phonies
are much easier to handle.Copy !req
537. Still, he's a good type.Copy !req
538. We'd like you to give us
your opinion...Copy !req
539. on some clothes for teenagers.Copy !req
540. Oh, by all means.Copy !req
541. I'd be quite prepared
for that eventuality.Copy !req
542. Well, not your real opinion,
naturally.Copy !req
543. It'll be written out,
and you'll learn it.Copy !req
544. - Can he read?
- Of course I can.Copy !req
545. I mean lines, ducky.
Can you handle lines?Copy !req
546. - Well, I'll have a bash.
- Good.Copy !req
547. Give him whatever it is
they drink. A coke-a-rama?Copy !req
548. Ta.Copy !req
549. Well, at least he's polite.
Show him the shirts, Adrian.Copy !req
550. Now, you'll like these.Copy !req
551. You'll really dig them.Copy !req
552. They're fab and
all the other pimply hyperboles.Copy !req
553. I wouldn't be seen dead in them.
They're dead grotty.Copy !req
554. - Grotty?
- Yeah, grotesque.Copy !req
555. Make a note of that word
and give it to Susan.Copy !req
556. It's rather touching, really.Copy !req
557. Here's this kid...Copy !req
558. trying to give me
his utterly valueless opinion...Copy !req
559. when I know for a fact
that within a month...Copy !req
560. he'll be suffering from
a violent inferiority complex...Copy !req
561. and loss of status...Copy !req
562. because he isn't wearing
one of these nasty things.Copy !req
563. Of course they're grotty,
you wretched nit.Copy !req
564. That's why they were designed,
but that's what you'll want.Copy !req
565. I won't.Copy !req
566. You can be replaced,
chickie baby.Copy !req
567. I don't care.Copy !req
568. And that pose is out, too,
Sonny Jim.Copy !req
569. The new thing is to care
passionately and be right wing.Copy !req
570. Anyway, if you don't cooperate,
you won't meet Susan.Copy !req
571. And who's this Susan
when she's at home?Copy !req
572. Only Susan Campy
our resident teenager.Copy !req
573. You'll have to love her.
She's your symbol.Copy !req
574. Oh, you mean that posh bird
who gets everything wrong?Copy !req
575. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
576. Oh, yeah, the lads frequently
sit round the television...Copy !req
577. and watch her for a giggle.Copy !req
578. In fact, once we all sat down
and wrote these letters...Copy !req
579. saying how gear she was
and all that rubbish.Copy !req
580. She's a trendsetter.
It's her profession.Copy !req
581. She's a drag...
a well-known drag.Copy !req
582. We turn the sound down on her
and say rude things.Copy !req
583. - Get him out of here.
- Have I said something amiss?Copy !req
584. Get him out. He's knocking
the program's image.Copy !req
585. - Sorry about the shirts.
- Get him out!Copy !req
586. You don't think
he's a new phenomenon, do you?Copy !req
587. You mean an early clue
to the new direction?Copy !req
588. Where's the calendar?Copy !req
589. Oh, no, no, no. It's all right.
He's just a troublemaker.Copy !req
590. The change isn't due
for three weeks yet.Copy !req
591. All the same, make a note
not to extend Susan's contract.Copy !req
592. And let's not take
any unnecessary chances, hmm?Copy !req
593. So I explained to my mother
that he was a very clean man.Copy !req
594. She was quite pleased.Copy !req
595. There's no one here.
No one here?Copy !req
596. Well, where have they gone?Copy !req
597. That's wrong, isn't it?Copy !req
598. Surely, that's wrong.
No, not you.Copy !req
599. DIRECTOR OVER P.A. ;
Get him out!Copy !req
600. There's someone coming.
Quick, hide.Copy !req
601. Stop being taller than me.Copy !req
602. - It's not my fault...
- Shh!Copy !req
603. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
604. - What are you doing here?
- Hiding.Copy !req
605. You must be soft or something.Copy !req
606. Well, we weren't hiding.
We were resting.Copy !req
607. I thought I told you lot
to stop here.Copy !req
608. Well?Copy !req
609. When I say stay put,
I mean stay put.Copy !req
610. Don't cane me, sir.
I was led astray.Copy !req
611. Oh, shut up, John. They're
waiting for you in the studio.Copy !req
612. Gear.
I'm dying to do a bit of work.Copy !req
613. Well, God bless you, Ringo.Copy !req
614. - Oh, listen to teacher's pet.
- Crawler.Copy !req
615. - Betrayed the class, eh?
- Aw, lay off.Copy !req
616. - Temper, temper.
- Well?Copy !req
617. Will you get a move on?
They're waiting for you.Copy !req
618. Sorry.Copy !req
619. I now declare
this bridge open.Copy !req
620. Where are they, hmm?Copy !req
621. Where are they?Copy !req
622. Where are they?Copy !req
623. - They're coming.
- Hmm?Copy !req
624. They're coming, I promise you.Copy !req
625. Ah, yes, well...Copy !req
626. if they aren't on this floor
in thirty seconds...Copy !req
627. there'll be trouble,
understand me?Copy !req
628. Trouble.Copy !req
629. Standing about, eh?Copy !req
630. Some people have it dead easy.Copy !req
631. Once you're over thirty,
you're past it.Copy !req
632. It's a young man's medium.
I just can't stand the pace.Copy !req
633. - Oh, you're as young as that?
- I was.Copy !req
634. Ah, there he goes.
Look at him.Copy !req
635. I bet his wife
doesn't know about her.Copy !req
636. He hasn't even got a wife.
Look at his sweater.Copy !req
637. You never know.
She might've knitted it.Copy !req
638. She's knitted him.Copy !req
639. Right. Standby.
Run through a number...Copy !req
640. and try not to jiggle
out of position.Copy !req
641. Hello, three? Coming to you.Copy !req
642. Three.
Three, coming to you. Three.Copy !req
643. We're on three.
- What?Copy !req
644. - We're on three.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
645. Uh, music.Copy !req
646. Thank you. Very nice.Copy !req
647. Makeup?Copy !req
648. No, not really.
They don't need any.Copy !req
649. They'll just powder them off
for the shine.Copy !req
650. Oh, well, yes. Norm, would
you take them down to makeup...Copy !req
651. and powder them off...
the shine.Copy !req
652. Sure.Copy !req
653. You blinked.Copy !req
654. Come on. Come in.
- Hello, lads.Copy !req
655. Hey, your grandfather's
not talking to me.Copy !req
656. I think he's got a sulk on.Copy !req
657. It must be catching on.
He's given it to Ringo here.Copy !req
658. Stop picking on him, George.Copy !req
659. I don't need you to protect me,
you know, Norm.Copy !req
660. Got a touch of the swine fever,
haven't you?Copy !req
661. - No. Come on, lads. Sit down.
- This is impossible.Copy !req
662. - We'll never get them all done.
- Then do us first.Copy !req
663. It doesn't matter to them
whether they're made up or not.Copy !req
664. By the way, what's that?Copy !req
665. My name's Betty.Copy !req
666. Do you want a punch
up your frogged tunic?Copy !req
667. No.Copy !req
668. John, behave yourself,
or I'll murder you.Copy !req
669. Shake, take that wig off.
It suits you.Copy !req
670. - Ringo, what are you up to?
- Page five.Copy !req
671. You always fancied yourself
as a guardsman, didn't you?Copy !req
672. Oh, that this too, too solid
flesh would melt.Copy !req
673. Zap!Copy !req
674. Hey, you won't interfere with
the basic rugged concept...Copy !req
675. of me personality,
will you, madam?Copy !req
676. Hey, he's reading the Queen.
That's an in-joke, you know.Copy !req
677. Shazam!Copy !req
678. It's my considered opinion
that you're a bunch of sissies.Copy !req
679. - You're just jealous.
- Leave him alone, Lennon...Copy !req
680. or I'll tell them all
the truth about you.Copy !req
681. - You wouldn't.
- Oh, I would, though.Copy !req
682. I thought I was supposed to be
getting a change of scenery...Copy !req
683. and so far, I've been
in a train and a room...Copy !req
684. and a car and a room
and a room and a room.Copy !req
685. Well, maybe
that's all right...Copy !req
686. for a bunch of powdered
geegaws like you lot...Copy !req
687. but I'm feeling decidedly
straight-jacketed.Copy !req
688. What a clean old man.Copy !req
689. Ah, don't press your luck.Copy !req
690. He's sex obsessed.Copy !req
691. The older generation
are leading this country...Copy !req
692. to galloping ruin.Copy !req
693. What's a pretty girl like you
doing in a place like this?Copy !req
694. They're nearly ready for you.
Just finishing the band call.Copy !req
695. I say, did you go to Harrods?
I was there in '58, you know.Copy !req
696. - I can get you on the stage.
- Oh, how?Copy !req
697. You turn right here
at the corridor...Copy !req
698. and go past the fireplace.Copy !req
699. Ah, I don't like yours.Copy !req
700. Hey, kids, I got an idea.Copy !req
701. Well, why don't we do
the show right here? Yeah!Copy !req
702. Two, three, four.Copy !req
703. Oh.
Very good, that, George.Copy !req
704. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
705. Well, we're trying.Copy !req
706. Yeah, keep trying.
Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
707. That was great, lads.Copy !req
708. Now, you've got about an hour,
but don't leave the theater.Copy !req
709. Where are you going, John?Copy !req
710. She's going to show me
her stamp collection.Copy !req
711. So's mine.Copy !req
712. John, I'm talking to you.Copy !req
713. This final run-through
is important, understand?Copy !req
714. Important.Copy !req
715. - I want a cup of tea.
- Uh, Shake?Copy !req
716. I've got to adjust the decibels
on the inbalance, Norm.Copy !req
717. Clever. George?Copy !req
718. Ringo,
look after him, will you?Copy !req
719. - Oh, hey, Norm.
- Do I have to raise my voice?Copy !req
720. All right. Come on, granddad.Copy !req
721. I'm a drummer,
not a wet nurse, you know.Copy !req
722. Would you look at him...Copy !req
723. sitting there with his hooter
scraping away at that book.Copy !req
724. Well, what's the matter
with that?Copy !req
725. Have you no natural resources
of your own?Copy !req
726. Have they even robbed you
of that?Copy !req
727. - You can learn from books.
- You can, can you?Copy !req
728. Ahh. Sheeps' heads.Copy !req
729. You could learn more by
getting out there and living.Copy !req
730. - Out where?
- Any old where.Copy !req
731. But not our little Richard.
Oh, no.Copy !req
732. When you're not thumping
them pagan skins...Copy !req
733. you're tormenting your eyes
with that rubbish.Copy !req
734. - Books are good.
- Parading's better.Copy !req
735. Parading?Copy !req
736. Parading the streets...Copy !req
737. trailing your coat,
bowling along... living!Copy !req
738. - Well, I am living.
- You? Living?Copy !req
739. When was the last time
you gave a girl...Copy !req
740. a pink-edged daisy?Copy !req
741. When did you last
embarrass a Sheila...Copy !req
742. with your cool
appraising stare?Copy !req
743. You're a bit old for
that sort of chat, aren't you?Copy !req
744. Well, at least
I've got a backlog of memories.Copy !req
745. All you've got is that book.Copy !req
746. Ah, stop picking on me. You're
as bad as the rest of them.Copy !req
747. Ah, so you are a man
after all.Copy !req
748. What's that mean?Copy !req
749. Do you think I haven't noticed?Copy !req
750. Do you think I wasn't aware
of the drift?Copy !req
751. You poor, unfortunate scruff.Copy !req
752. They've driven you
into books...Copy !req
753. with their cruel,
unnatural treatment...Copy !req
754. exploiting your good nature.Copy !req
755. I don't know.Copy !req
756. Ah, that lot's never happier
unless they're jeering you.Copy !req
757. And where would they be...Copy !req
758. without the steady support
of your drum beat?Copy !req
759. That's what I'd like to know.Copy !req
760. Yeah. That's right.Copy !req
761. And what's it all come to
in the end?Copy !req
762. Yeah.
What's in it for me?Copy !req
763. A book.Copy !req
764. Yeah, a bloomin' book.Copy !req
765. When you could be out there...Copy !req
766. betraying
a rich American widow...Copy !req
767. or sipping palm wine in Tahiti
before you're too old like me.Copy !req
768. Yeah, funny, really,
'cause I never thought...Copy !req
769. but being
middle-aged and old...Copy !req
770. takes up most of your time,
doesn't it?Copy !req
771. You're only right.Copy !req
772. Where are you going?Copy !req
773. I'm going parading
before it's too late.Copy !req
774. Hey, Ringo, you know
what just happened to me?Copy !req
775. No, I don't.Copy !req
776. You ought to stop
looking so scornful.Copy !req
777. It's twisting your face.Copy !req
778. Tell him of the story about...Copy !req
779. Hello, here he is,
the middle-aged boy wonder.Copy !req
780. I thought you were
looking after the old man.Copy !req
781. We've only got half an hour
to the final run-through.Copy !req
782. He can't walk out on us now.Copy !req
783. Can't he?
He's done it, son.Copy !req
784. - Hey, you know what happened?
- We know.Copy !req
785. Your grandfather.
He's stirred him up.Copy !req
786. He hasn't.Copy !req
787. Yeah, he... he filled his head
with notions seemingly.Copy !req
788. The old mixer. Come on,
we'll have to put him right.Copy !req
789. P.A. ; Coming up, all dancers
onstage for rehearsal, please.Copy !req
790. Split up and look for him.Copy !req
791. We've become a limited company.Copy !req
792. I'll look in here again.Copy !req
793. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
794. - Hello there.
- Get out of it, shorty.Copy !req
795. Hey, you should
have more sense...Copy !req
796. than to go around
chucking bricks about.Copy !req
797. Southerner.Copy !req
798. Here, mate. That's my hoop.
Stop playing with it.Copy !req
799. Hoop? That isn't a hoop.
It's a lethal weapon.Copy !req
800. - Have you got a license for it?
- Oh, don't be so stroppy.Copy !req
801. Well, a boy your age
rolling hoops at people.Copy !req
802. - How old are you, anyway?
- Eleven.Copy !req
803. - I bet you're only 101/2.
- 102/3.Copy !req
804. There you are, then,
and don't be rolling at people.Copy !req
805. Oh, you can have it. I'm
packing it in. It depresses me.Copy !req
806. - Y'what?
- You heard. It gets on my wick.Copy !req
807. That's lovely talk, that is.
And why aren't you at school?Copy !req
808. - I'm a deserter.
- Are you now?Copy !req
809. - Yeah, I've blown school out.
- Just you?Copy !req
810. No, Ginger, Eddy Fallon,
and Ding Dong.Copy !req
811. - Oh, Ding Dong bell, eh?
- Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
812. They was supposed to come
with us, but they chickened.Copy !req
813. Yeah? And they're
your mates, are they?Copy !req
814. Yeah.Copy !req
815. Not much cop
without 'em, is it?Copy !req
816. - Oh, it's all right.
- Yeah? What are they like?Copy !req
817. Ginger's mad.
He says things all the time.Copy !req
818. And Eddy's good
at spitting and punching.Copy !req
819. Yeah?
How about Ding Dong?Copy !req
820. Oh, he's a big head.
He fancies himself, you know.Copy !req
821. He's all right, though,
'cause he's one of the gang.Copy !req
822. Hmm.Copy !req
823. - Why aren't you at work?
- I'm a deserter, too.Copy !req
824. - Oh.
- Hey, Charlie!Copy !req
825. See ya!Copy !req
826. Come in, number seven.
Your time's up.Copy !req
827. I'm sorry, boys.
I didn't mean it, honest.Copy !req
828. If he says that again,
I'll strike him.Copy !req
829. Oh, don't worry. They're
good lads. They'll be back.Copy !req
830. Well, we've only twenty minutes
to the final run-through.Copy !req
831. I meant no harm.Copy !req
832. I was only trying to encourage
little Ringo to enjoy himself.Copy !req
833. God knows what you've unleashed
on the unsuspecting south.Copy !req
834. It'll be wine, women, and song
all the way with Ringo...Copy !req
835. when he gets the taste for it.Copy !req
836. That was fresh this morning.
Two and nine.Copy !req
837. - Right. On your way.
- You what?Copy !req
838. You heard. On your way.
Troublemaker!Copy !req
839. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
840. - Shake.
- What?Copy !req
841. Worry, will you?Copy !req
842. Well, that's it. Two minutes
to the final run-through.Copy !req
843. - They're bound to miss it now.
- I'll murder that Lennon.Copy !req
844. We could survive a missed
run-through as long as they...Copy !req
845. As long as
they end up for the show?Copy !req
846. Oh, you're right there.
I mean, it wouldn't do...Copy !req
847. to miss the show,
like, would it?Copy !req
848. Shut up, cheerful.Copy !req
849. You don't think...
Oh, oh, oh no.Copy !req
850. - Now, look, don't worry.
- They can't do this to me, no.Copy !req
851. It's all your fault.
Oh, yes, it is.Copy !req
852. If they don't turn up
I wouldn't be in your shoes...Copy !req
853. For all the tea in China.Copy !req
854. Oh, you're right there.
Neither would it.Copy !req
855. - You dirty traitor.
- Well, of course.Copy !req
856. Yes, of course.Copy !req
857. - Hello.
- Hi, John. John!Copy !req
858. - Did you want something?
- I could eat the lot of you.Copy !req
859. You'd look great
with an apple in your gob.Copy !req
860. Do you realize you could have
missed the final run-through?Copy !req
861. Oh, we're sorry about that.Copy !req
862. Norm?
There's only three of 'em.Copy !req
863. Oh, we were
looking for Ringo...Copy !req
864. but we realized
he must've come back here.Copy !req
865. Well, do you realize
that we are on the air live...Copy !req
866. in front of an audience
in forty-five minutes...Copy !req
867. and you're one short?Copy !req
868. Control yourself,
or you'll spurt.Copy !req
869. He must be here somewhere.Copy !req
870. Aye, well, we'll look
in the dressing room.Copy !req
871. - Shake.
- Yes, the dressing room.Copy !req
872. Hey, where's my grandfather?Copy !req
873. Don't worry about him, Paul.
He can look after himself.Copy !req
874. I suppose so.Copy !req
875. Personally signed
and handwritten...Copy !req
876. by your own sweet boys.Copy !req
877. - The chance of a lifetime!Copy !req
878. Be the envy
of your less fortunate sisters!Copy !req
879. Oh, me bones.Copy !req
880. All right, break it up.
Break it up. Move on.Copy !req
881. Hey, what's going on here?
Right, move over. Move over.Copy !req
882. - Come on, move along.
- Here you are.Copy !req
883. Why don't you go back home?
You're making a disturbance.Copy !req
884. Will you just move along now?Copy !req
885. Come on, ya. Aah! Yeahh!Copy !req
886. Thank you.Copy !req
887. - Gotcha!Copy !req
888. You nasty little person, you.Copy !req
889. Come on! Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
890. I'm Ringo Starr.Copy !req
891. I've got a show to do.
I'm on in a few minutes.Copy !req
892. You've got to let me go.
I'm Ringo.Copy !req
893. Yeah, that's what
they all say these days.Copy !req
894. Look, I don't care who you are.Copy !req
895. You can save that
for the stipendiary.Copy !req
896. - Here you are, sarge.
- All right. What is he?Copy !req
897. Yeah, I got a little list here.Copy !req
898. Wandering abroad,
malicious intent...Copy !req
899. acting
in a suspicious manner...Copy !req
900. conduct liable to cause
a breach of the peace.Copy !req
901. You name it, he's done it.Copy !req
902. Oh, a little savage, is he?Copy !req
903. Yeah, a proper
little aborigine.Copy !req
904. - I demand to see my solicitor.
- What's his name?Copy !req
905. Well, if you're gonna
get technical about it.Copy !req
906. Dragging me
through the streets...Copy !req
907. Hello, it's gonna be
one of those nights, is it?Copy !req
908. Sit Charlie Peace down
over there, will you?Copy !req
909. Well, you got me here,
so do your worst...Copy !req
910. but, by God,
I'll take one of you with me.Copy !req
911. - Ow!
- I know your game!Copy !req
912. Get me into that tiled room and
then out come the rubber hoses.Copy !req
913. Oh, there's a fire, is there?Copy !req
914. You ugly great brute.
You have sadism...Copy !req
915. stamped all over
your bloated British kisser.Copy !req
916. - Eh?
- I'll go on hunger strike.Copy !req
917. I know your caper.Copy !req
918. The kidney punch
and the rabbit clout.Copy !req
919. The third degree and
the size twelve boot ankle tap.Copy !req
920. What's he on about?Copy !req
921. I'm a soldier
of the republic.Copy !req
922. You'll need the mahogany
truncheon on this boyo.Copy !req
923. Get Lloyd George over there...Copy !req
924. next to the mechanic
in the cloth cap...Copy !req
925. while I sort this lot out,
will you?Copy !req
926. Come on, dad.
Sit down over here.Copy !req
927. Ringo, me old scout!Copy !req
928. So they grabbed your leg
for the iron, too, have they?Copy !req
929. I'm not exactly
a voluntary patient.Copy !req
930. Shh, shh.
Have they roughed you up yet?Copy !req
931. What?Copy !req
932. Oh, they're a desperate crew
of drippings...Copy !req
933. and they've fists
like matured hams...Copy !req
934. for pounding poor
defenseless lads like you.Copy !req
935. Right, that's it, then.Copy !req
936. One of us has got to escape.Copy !req
937. I'll get the boys.Copy !req
938. - Hold on. I'll be back for you.
- For me?Copy !req
939. If they get you on the floor,
watch out for your brisket.Copy !req
940. They seem all right to me.Copy !req
941. Ah, sure, that's what
they want you to think.Copy !req
942. All coppers are villains.Copy !req
943. Would you two
like a cup of tea?Copy !req
944. See? Sly villains.Copy !req
945. Um, no, thank you,
Mr. Sergeant, sir.Copy !req
946. No, not for me. Please don't.Copy !req
947. So you just
brought the old chap...Copy !req
948. out of the crowd
for his own good, eh?Copy !req
949. Well, he was getting
a bit nasty, you see...Copy !req
950. so we had to bring him in.Copy !req
951. Well, he can't stop here.Copy !req
952. This is the stuff
he's been hawking around, eh?Copy !req
953. - Yes, sergeant... photographs.
- Photographs.Copy !req
954. Well, son, it's now or never.Copy !req
955. All right, you paid assassins!
Johnny McCartney...Copy !req
956. will give you a run
for your thruppence halfpenny.Copy !req
957. Hey, you forgot
your photographs.Copy !req
958. Only half an hour,
and you're on.Copy !req
959. - Can I say something?
- Yes. Anything.Copy !req
960. It seems highly unlikely
we'll be on.Copy !req
961. I mean, the law of averages
are against it.Copy !req
962. I think if you could
get the juggler on...Copy !req
963. with a couple more clubs...Copy !req
964. that would fill in
a bit of time.Copy !req
965. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
966. I'll have the hides
off of you lot.Copy !req
967. You ought to be ashamed
of yourself. Go home.Copy !req
968. I must see Pauly.Copy !req
969. Go home, then,
and see him on the telly.Copy !req
970. - Can you fix him for me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
971. Sixpence.Copy !req
972. - Each.
- In advance.Copy !req
973. Mercenaries.Copy !req
974. It's all right.
Leave him alone.Copy !req
975. P.A. ; What's up, Richard?Copy !req
976. Paul? Where are you? I'm...Copy !req
977. Granddad. Where's Ringo?Copy !req
978. The police have the poor lad
in the bridewell.Copy !req
979. - The police station.
- He'll be pulp by now.Copy !req
980. Go get him!
We'll get him out.Copy !req
981. We'll fix it, Norm.Copy !req
982. We've only got twenty minutes.Copy !req
983. What is all this?Copy !req
984. Hold on
till we catch our breath.Copy !req
985. Fine.
Are you all right now?Copy !req
986. Yeah.Copy !req
987. - Huh?
- See.Copy !req
988. Quick! Follow them!Copy !req
989. I had to laugh even when
they kick the stool away.Copy !req
990. I had to laugh even when
they kick the stool away.Copy !req
991. Lads. Lads! You're back!
Thank goodness. Where's Ringo?Copy !req
992. - There he is. We got him.
- Great, great, great.Copy !req
993. You don't know
what this means to me.Copy !req
994. If you hadn't come back,
it would have meant...Copy !req
995. the epilogue
or news in Welsh for life.Copy !req
996. Hey, aren't you
supposed to be in that box?Copy !req
997. - Yeah, where's the old mixer?
- Here, Pauly.Copy !req
998. Got a few words to say to you,
two-faced John McCartney.Copy !req
999. Aw, leave him alone.
He's back, isn't he?Copy !req
1000. - It's not his fault he's old.
- What's old got to do with it?Copy !req
1001. He's a troublemaker and a mixer.
That's good enough for me.Copy !req
1002. You're right. He's only asking
for attention, aren't you?Copy !req
1003. You see, you know your trouble.Copy !req
1004. You should've gone west
to America.Copy !req
1005. You would've been
a senior citizen of Boston.Copy !req
1006. But you took a wrong turn,
and what happened?Copy !req
1007. You're a lonely old man
from Liverpool.Copy !req
1008. - But I'm clean.
- Are you?Copy !req
1009. - Hey, Norm.
- What?Copy !req
1010. I've been thinking.Copy !req
1011. - It's not my fault.
- What isn't?Copy !req
1012. I'm not taller than you are.
You're smaller than I am.Copy !req
1013. Anyone at home?Copy !req
1014. Hey, Shake, where's me boot?Copy !req
1015. Will you get us some tea
while you're there?Copy !req
1016. - All right, George.
- Ta.Copy !req
1017. - Come on, lads. Get changed.
- Come on, get some tea.Copy !req
1018. Now, I've got the stuff.
Come here, lads.Copy !req
1019. - Aren't we going...
- No, we're not.Copy !req
1020. The office has been on
the phone and think it's best...Copy !req
1021. if we push on to Wolverhampton
straight away.Copy !req
1022. - Tonight? We'll never make it.
- You've got a midnight matinee.Copy !req
1023. Aye, Norm!Copy !req
1024. There's only one thing I've got
to say to you, John Lennon.Copy !req
1025. - What?
- You're a swine.Copy !req
1026. Come on,
you're hanging up the parade!Copy !req
1027. Get rid of those things!Copy !req