1. Yeow-hoo-hooeee!Copy !req
2. Maa-ax!Copy !req
3. Mae-ax“!Copy !req
4. Maa-ax!Copy !req
5. Roxanne?Copy !req
6. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
7. - Ahh.
- Oh!Copy !req
8. What's wrong?Copy !req
9. Argh!Copy !req
10. Argh! Ooo-ooo.Copy !req
11. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
12. - Argh! No!
- Look!Copy !req
13. - Ayuk! O-O-Oh!Copy !req
14. Uh... Ahh! Hello?
Ahem. Hello.Copy !req
15. Max, where the heck are you, man?Copy !req
16. - P.J.?
- You should've been here an hour ago.Copy !req
17. What? What are... Hold on.Copy !req
18. Oh, no!Copy !req
19. Look, maybe we should just
call the whole thing off.Copy !req
20. No way, man.Copy !req
21. It's now or never. Oooh!Copy !req
22. You better get a move on.
I'll meet you at my locker.Copy !req
23. Ayuk! Mornin', son!Copy !req
24. Dad!Copy !req
25. Oops! I forgot.Copy !req
26. Ayuk! Mornin', son!Copy !req
27. Came to see if you had any...
dirty clothes.Copy !req
28. Well, there they are. Help yourself.Copy !req
29. Max, I thought we talked about this.Copy !req
30. Look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I-I'll take care of it later. Ow!Copy !req
31. - What's the big rush?
- I'm running late.Copy !req
32. I could drive ya on my way to work.Copy !req
33. Uh, no. No, thanks.Copy !req
34. - I, uh, need the exercise.
- Aw, come on, Max. Huh?Copy !req
35. Dad! No, don't do it!Copy !req
36. Don't... No!Copy !req
37. Oh, Dad, you ruined it.Copy !req
38. Sorry 'bout that.Copy !req
39. Who was he, anyway?Copy !req
40. It's only Powerline, Dad.
The biggest rock star on the planet.Copy !req
41. Ooh, not bigger than
Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.Copy !req
42. Everybody mambo!
Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boomCopy !req
43. Dad, there's no time for this.
What if the neighbors see us?Copy !req
44. Boom-boom-boom'Copy !req
45. Maxie, wait up!Copy !req
46. You forgot your lunch.Copy !req
47. - Have a good day!
- Duh... Ah!Copy !req
48. Huh.Copy !req
49. They've been laughin'
Since I can rememberCopy !req
50. But they're not gonna laugh any moreCopy !req
51. No more "Maxie the Geek"Copy !req
52. No more "Goof of the Week"Copy !req
53. Like before'Copy !req
54. No more algebra tests 'til SeptemberCopy !req
55. No more lookin' at losers like him'Copy !req
56. - No more havin' to cheat
- No more mystery meatCopy !req
57. - No more gym
- No more gymCopy !req
58. - No more gym
- No more gymCopy !req
59. - Gonna move to the mall
- Gonna live in the poolCopy !req
60. - Oh!
- Gonna talk to RoxanneCopy !req
61. And not feel like a fool'Copy !req
62. 'Cause after today
I'm gonna be cruisin'Copy !req
63. After today, she'll be mineCopy !req
64. After today, my brains'll be snoozin'Copy !req
65. If I don't faint, I'll be fineCopy !req
66. I've got 40 more minutes
Of home economicsCopy !req
67. - Then down with the textbooks
- And up with the comicsCopy !req
68. Just think of all
The time I've been losin'Copy !req
69. Finding the right thing to say'Copy !req
70. But things'll be goin' my way
After todayCopy !req
71. She looked right through meCopy !req
72. And who could blame her'Copy !req
73. I need a new me'Copy !req
74. Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goofCopy !req
75. And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin'Copy !req
76. No more pep rallies to cutCopy !req
77. Yuck!Copy !req
78. After today, our brains'll be snoozin'Copy !req
79. I'm gonna sit on my buttCopy !req
80. I've got less than an hourCopy !req
81. And when this is ended'Copy !req
82. - I'll either be famous
- Or you'll be suspendedCopy !req
83. Just think of all the time
I've been losin'Copy !req
84. Waiting until I could sayCopy !req
85. Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbyeCopy !req
86. Gonna party from now
'til the end of JulyCopy !req
87. Things'll be going my wayCopy !req
88. After todayCopy !req
89. I wish that this was the day...Copy !req
90. After todayCopy !req
91. Whoa! Dah! Argh!Copy !req
92. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
93. I just, uh... Dah...Copy !req
94. Ayuk!Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. Argh!Copy !req
97. I can't believe I did that!Copy !req
98. Urgh! She finally says
"Hi" to me, and what do I do?Copy !req
99. I... choke! Urgh!Copy !req
100. Ayuk!Copy !req
101. - Like a big spaz!
- Where have you been, buddy?Copy !req
102. Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?Copy !req
103. Look, Max, if my dad catches me
with this, he'll kill me!Copy !req
104. Are you sure we gotta do this?Copy !req
105. It's my only chance, Peej.Copy !req
106. To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody.Copy !req
107. But after today...Copy !req
108. Bobby!Copy !req
109. Wow, look! All this is for us?Copy !req
110. Mmm, slurpage!Copy !req
111. Oh, this is gonna be so great, man!Copy !req
112. Dude. Need fund-age, bro.Copy !req
113. Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.Copy !req
114. Ahhh!Copy !req
115. Cheddar! Aah-ooh!Copy !req
116. Cheddar whizzy!Copy !req
117. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
118. Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious.Copy !req
119. Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies!Copy !req
120. As student body president,
I just wanna say like "yea"...Copy !req
121. - To all of us for a really neat year.
- Yo, Stacey!Copy !req
122. Talk to me, talk to me,
talk to me, baby!Copy !req
123. And also that I hope you can all attendCopy !req
124. my totally amazing end-of-school party
next SaturdayCopy !req
125. to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.Copy !req
126. Thank you, thank you very much.Copy !req
127. And now, without further ado,
Principal Mazur.Copy !req
128. Thank you, Stacey.Copy !req
129. And good morning, boys and girls.Copy !req
130. You know, every year
on the last day of schoolCopy !req
131. I have several youngsters
approach me and say,Copy !req
132. "Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?"Copy !req
133. - "We don't want to waste our free time"Copy !req
134. - "sleeping or visiting friends.”Copy !req
135. Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party.Copy !req
136. How you, uh...
How you doin' down there, Bobby?Copy !req
137. Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
I'm doin' it all for you.Copy !req
138. This is nuts.Copy !req
139. I don't know why
I let you guys talk me into this.Copy !req
140. If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke
my entire existence... Ah!Copy !req
141. of the element, or...Copy !req
142. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
143. I hope this works.Copy !req
144. How about... science slumber parties?Copy !req
145. Huh?Copy !req
146. Wha...Copy !req
147. Hey!Copy !req
148. I'm not gonna just... Aaah!Copy !req
149. Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!Copy !req
150. Some people settle
For the typical thingsCopy !req
151. Livin' all their lives
Waitin' in the wingsCopy !req
152. It ain't a question of "if"
It's just a matter of timeCopy !req
153. Before I move to the front of the line'Copy !req
154. Once you're watchin'
Every move that I makeCopy !req
155. You gotta believe
That I got what it takesCopy !req
156. Whaaa!Copy !req
157. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
158. Even if I've gotta shout out loud'Copy !req
159. 'Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
160. Gonna stand out
'Til you notice me, yeahCopy !req
161. A little smoke-age!Copy !req
162. If I can make you stop and
Take a look at me instead of justCopy !req
163. Walkin' byCopy !req
164. There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
If it was gettin' you to noticeCopy !req
165. I'm aliveCopy !req
166. All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glanceCopy !req
167. To prove I've got whatever it takesCopy !req
168. It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
169. To stand out above the crowd'Copy !req
170. Wow! Who's that guy?Copy !req
171. 'Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
172. Gonna stand out...Copy !req
173. Hey, it's the Goof boy!Copy !req
174. We're busted!Copy !req
175. Hmph.Copy !req
176. Gaga-booja-boo
boo-boo-boo.Copy !req
177. Ayuk! Come on, smile!Copy !req
178. Smiley-Wiley!Copy !req
179. Blaa-aa-aa.
Ayuk!Copy !req
180. Oh, come on, Kimmie.
Gimme a big...Copy !req
181. - Ahh!Copy !req
182. Whee!Copy !req
183. - Ahh! Whee!Copy !req
184. - Ahh.Copy !req
185. - Ahh!Copy !req
186. - Ahh!Copy !req
187. Stop goofin' around!Copy !req
188. We got work to do!Copy !req
189. Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.Copy !req
190. - Ayuk! BIaa-aa-aa.
- Ahh.Copy !req
191. You're such a cute little girlie.Copy !req
192. - Mmm.
- Oh, come back and see me.Copy !req
193. Oh, you have such a way with children.Copy !req
194. "You have such a way with children."Copy !req
195. Pah!Copy !req
196. Okay, now. Who's next over here?Copy !req
197. Step aside, Goof.
Let a pro Show you how it's done.Copy !req
198. Okay. Who's next over here?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
199. Ooh, hello, precious...Copy !req
200. Oooh! Oooh!Copy !req
201. You lucky woman. Heh.Copy !req
202. Now, now, you come on here, honey.Copy !req
203. - It's picture time. Come on.
- Peekaboo!Copy !req
204. - She's so cute.
- Peekaboo!Copy !req
205. Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.Copy !req
206. - Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
- Argh!Copy !req
207. Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me
to take him on vacation this summer.Copy !req
208. Really? Where ya goin'?Copy !req
209. Campin'!Copy !req
210. Nothing like the great outdoorsCopy !req
211. to strengthen the bond
between a father and a son.Copy !req
212. - Argh!
- Max'd never go for anything like that.Copy !req
213. - I don't know, Goof.
- Ooh! Gimme, gimme.Copy !req
214. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't
spend time with his parents.Copy !req
215. Well, for all you know,
he's runnin' around with some gang,Copy !req
216. and stealin' stuff,
and causin' riots and...Copy !req
217. Waaa! Gimme!Copy !req
218. Oh, Max is a good kid.Copy !req
219. He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.Copy !req
220. I'm a failure.Copy !req
221. Complete loser.Copy !req
222. My one chance to impress Roxanne
and I blew it.Copy !req
223. Uh-huh!Copy !req
224. Max, look.Copy !req
225. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh.Copy !req
226. Oh, man.Copy !req
227. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.Copy !req
228. Hey, P.J., detention!Copy !req
229. Robert Zimuruski.Copy !req
230. Okay. I'm comin'.Copy !req
231. Max, here.Copy !req
232. Guard this with your life, dude.Copy !req
233. Hey, Maz-u-ur!Copy !req
234. What's up, bro? All right.Copy !req
235. Then my parents' air conditioner
went on the fritz.Copy !req
236. I figured with all those kids in my house,
the place a be like a sauna.Copy !req
237. So I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like, use it.Copy !req
238. So my theme's gonna be,
"Powerline Goes Rain Forest."Copy !req
239. Too much?Copy !req
240. Roxanne, are you listening?Copy !req
241. Oh!Copy !req
242. - Stacey, no! I don't wanna...
- Talk to him.Copy !req
243. Ahem!Copy !req
244. A-A-Ahem'.
Hmm.Copy !req
245. Tap him.Copy !req
246. - Gosh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay... really.Copy !req
247. Um, I liked your dance.Copy !req
248. Yeah.Copy !req
249. Yeah?Copy !req
250. Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.Copy !req
251. I know. H-He's totally a genius.Copy !req
252. Yeah. He's doing a concert
next week in LA.Copy !req
253. Oh, yeah.
Stacey's showing it at her party.Copy !req
254. - Yeah!
- Yeah.Copy !req
255. Um, uh, Roxanne...Copy !req
256. I was, uh, sorta, kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, um,Copy !req
257. ask you to, uh, go with me,
that is to the... party.Copy !req
258. Of course if you don't want to,
I'd completely understand.Copy !req
259. Well, I was sorta, kind of
thinkin' that... I'd love to.Copy !req
260. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
261. - Good.
- Great.Copy !req
262. - Terrific.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
263. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
264. C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want
to belabor the moment now, do we?Copy !req
265. Well, I'd better be going.Copy !req
266. I'll, uh, call you later.Copy !req
267. Okay.Copy !req
268. Bye. Oh.Copy !req
269. Bye.Copy !req
270. See, that wasn't so bad.
I told you men are easy to deal with.Copy !req
271. Yes! She said yes!Copy !req
272. Ya-ha-ha-hoo!Copy !req
273. Everybody mambo!
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
274. - Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
275. It's not my break yet! Ooh!Copy !req
276. - Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
277. Yeah! Dance with her!
Groove with her.Copy !req
278. Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah'Copy !req
279. - Miss Maple!
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
280. Get that boy's father
on the phone at once!Copy !req
281. Right away, sir!
Whoo!Copy !req
282. Hello.Copy !req
283. Ah, yes. Mr. Goof.Copy !req
284. This is Principal Mazur.Copy !req
285. I'm calling in regard
to your son Maximilian.Copy !req
286. Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?Copy !req
287. No, Mr. Goof.Copy !req
288. He's in trouble!Copy !req
289. Trouble? What kind of trouble?Copy !req
290. - Dressed like a gang member...Copy !req
291. your son caused
the entire student bodyCopy !req
292. to break into a riotous frenzy!Copy !req
293. - Riot? Couldn't be my...
- If I were you, Mr. Goof,Copy !req
294. I'd seriously reevaluate the way
you're raising your childCopy !req
295. before he ends up in the electric chair!Copy !req
296. The electric chair?Copy !req
297. Oh!Copy !req
298. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
299. Blue light special on aisle three.Copy !req
300. Blue light special on aisle three.Copy !req
301. Lake Destiny.Copy !req
302. Okay, kiddo. Now, smile!Copy !req
303. Lake Destiny, Idaho!Copy !req
304. - Lake who-did-ho?
- You were right, Pete.Copy !req
305. Nothin' like the great outdoorsCopy !req
306. to strengthen the bond
between father and son.Copy !req
307. - You said so yourself.
- Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
308. I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk!Copy !req
309. I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!Copy !req
310. Yeah.Copy !req
311. Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...Copy !req
312. Fishing! Fishing!Copy !req
313. Cool concert, lad.Copy !req
314. - What?
- You wailed, bud!Copy !req
315. - Hey, Max, wicked dance.
- Thanks.Copy !req
316. Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.Copy !req
317. Way to go, man!Copy !req
318. I just heard about you and Roxanne.Copy !req
319. Oh, Pete! OW!Copy !req
320. See, see? I told you
our plan would work!Copy !req
321. - Max! Max! Max!
- Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh.Copy !req
322. - Maximum! Maxi-mu-um!
- Max! Max!Copy !req
323. Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!Copy !req
324. Max! Max! Max! Yeah!Copy !req
325. All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glanceCopy !req
326. To prove I've got whatever it takesCopy !req
327. It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
328. To stand out above the crowd'Copy !req
329. Even if! gotta shout out loudCopy !req
330. 'Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
331. Gonna stand out
Stand out, hehCopy !req
332. Stand out'Copy !req
333. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
334. Stand out'Copy !req
335. 'Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
336. Gonna stand out'Copy !req
337. 'Til you notice meCopy !req
338. Goin' somewhere, Pop?Copy !req
339. - Sure are, pal-a-roony.
- Cool. Have a good time, Dad.Copy !req
340. If you're gonna be gone
more than a month, drop me a line.Copy !req
341. But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.Copy !req
342. It's a vacation with me
and my best buddy.Copy !req
343. - Oh, Donald Duck?
- No, silly. With you!Copy !req
344. Are you okay, Maxie?Copy !req
345. Wh-What did you say?Copy !req
346. That's right!Copy !req
347. A vacation, son!Copy !req
348. We'll spend some
real quality time together!Copy !req
349. I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
350. Hey, got a present for ya!Copy !req
351. Dad, stop that!
What are you doing?Copy !req
352. You look just like I did at your age.Copy !req
353. Please don't say that, Dad.Copy !req
354. Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk!Copy !req
355. It's been handed down
from Goof to Goof to Goof.Copy !req
356. And now, it's yours, son.Copy !req
357. - A stick?
- No, silly.Copy !req
358. A fishin' pole!Copy !req
359. Fishing? We're going fishing?Copy !req
360. Yep. Just like my dad and me did.Copy !req
361. Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny.Copy !req
362. Away from it all!Copy !req
363. I don't wanna be
"away" from it all, Dad.Copy !req
364. I like "it all"!Copy !req
365. Look, Maxie, we're using
the same map me and my dad used.Copy !req
366. We'll take the same route,
and make the same stops...Copy !req
367. - And see the same sights.
- Ahh!Copy !req
368. - But that trip would take weeks, Dad!
- Exactly!Copy !req
369. Gettin' there is half the fun.Copy !req
370. Put the map away, Dad.Copy !req
371. - It's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya.
- Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.Copy !req
372. Ayuk! And our future.Copy !req
373. What the map says, Max,
we will follow.Copy !req
374. That's very mystical
and everything, Dad,Copy !req
375. but, uh, seriously, there's this party
I have to go to. And there's this girl...Copy !req
376. There'll be plenty of time
for parties when you're older.Copy !req
377. Why, when I was your age
I'd never even been invited to a party.Copy !req
378. - Look at me now!
- Great, Dad.Copy !req
379. - Hop in, Maxie.
- No.Copy !req
380. All right, then.Copy !req
381. Guess I'll just have to go...Copy !req
382. all alone.Copy !req
383. That's all.Copy !req
384. Just sit in the boat all alone...Copy !req
385. and talk to myself.Copy !req
386. - All alone.
- I guess so.Copy !req
387. - Oh, come on! Hop in!
- No, Dad.Copy !req
388. - Just hop right in there.
- No.Copy !req
389. - Come on, Maxie. Go for it!
- Argh! No.Copy !req
390. Let's buckle you up!Copy !req
391. And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk.Copy !req
392. Set for adventure, Maxie?Copy !req
393. Why are you doing this to me, Dad?Copy !req
394. 'Cause I don't want ya
to end up in the electric chair.Copy !req
395. Electric chair? What are you...Copy !req
396. I'm not givin' up on ya, son.Copy !req
397. Together, we're gonna work this out.Copy !req
398. Work this out? But, Dad!Copy !req
399. No buts about it, Maxie boy.Copy !req
400. - Your ol' pop knows best.
- But...Copy !req
401. Goodbye, house.
Goodbye, mailbox.Copy !req
402. Goodbye, pile of broken wood.Copy !req
403. Goodbye, hopes.Copy !req
404. Goodbye, dreams.Copy !req
405. Goodbye, Roxanne.Copy !req
406. Roxanne!Copy !req
407. Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
I have to talk to someone.Copy !req
408. - Well...
- Turn here!Copy !req
409. D-Dad, watch out! Aaah!Copy !req
410. Stop here. Here! Pull over!Copy !req
411. Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.Copy !req
412. We gotta put some road behind us.Copy !req
413. You get and cancel your first date
in less than an hour.Copy !req
414. Must be some kind of lame-o record.Copy !req
415. Hi. Is Roxanne home?Copy !req
416. M-M-My name's Max.Copy !req
417. Does Roxanne live here?Copy !req
418. - Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha.
- Wait!Copy !req
419. It's okay, Daddy.
Max is a friend from school.Copy !req
420. Oh.Copy !req
421. Go on. Go on.
Good Daddy.Copy !req
422. - Hey, Max.
- Hi, there.Copy !req
423. You wanna... uh, have a seat?Copy !req
424. Hey. Uh... oh.Copy !req
425. Daddy!Copy !req
426. I promise, he'll be better behaved
when you pick me up for the party.Copy !req
427. Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.Copy !req
428. I'm really looking forward to it, Max.Copy !req
429. - Yeah. I was too.
- Was?Copy !req
430. You see, my dad's on this
stupid father-son kick and...Copy !req
431. Don't worry about it, Max.
It's just a dumb party.Copy !req
432. No, it's not. Roxanne,
I really wanted to go with you.Copy !req
433. - Max, I understand. Really, it's okay.
- But my dad surprised me.Copy !req
434. I don't wanna go, but I have no choice.Copy !req
435. - I'm sure I can find someone else.
- Someone else?Copy !req
436. - I'll just talk to you later.
- Uh, uh, Roxanne!Copy !req
437. Uh, my dad is, uh...Copy !req
438. My dad's taking me
to the Powerline concert in LA.Copy !req
439. Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?Copy !req
440. Uh, well, you see, uh,
my dad...Copy !req
441. uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline.Copy !req
442. They used to play together, in a band!Copy !req
443. - Yeah!
- Come on, son!Copy !req
444. Let's get this Show on the road!Copy !req
445. Uh...
Just a minute!Copy !req
446. You... party animal, you.Copy !req
447. - You're really serious.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
448. So, uh...Copy !req
449. you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?Copy !req
450. - Well, I guess...
- Because I was hopin'...Copy !req
451. I could, uh, wave to you onstageCopy !req
452. when we join Powerline
for the final number.Copy !req
453. This is incredible.Copy !req
454. Well, I wouldn't miss
our date for anythingCopy !req
455. that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.Copy !req
456. Mwa.Copy !req
457. Have a great time at the concert, Max.Copy !req
458. I'll see you on TV!Copy !req
459. Ah. I'm in deep sludge.Copy !req
460. Day one.Copy !req
461. Well, here we are,Copy !req
462. out on the open road,
retracin' the steps of my boyhood.Copy !req
463. And here's Maxie! A yuk!Copy !req
464. Say hi, Max.Copy !req
465. - Well, how 'bout a wave?
- Not now, Dad.Copy !req
466. Ayuk! What a kidder!Copy !req
467. Hmm.Copy !req
468. Fun games I used to play with my dad.Copy !req
469. Road bingo. Twenty ques...
Hey, Maxie.Copy !req
470. Let's play a game.Copy !req
471. You think of a name,
and I'll try and guess who it is.Copy !req
472. - Uh, man or woman?
- Oh, man.Copy !req
473. A man, huh?Copy !req
474. Hmm, that's a toughie.Copy !req
475. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
476. - Walt Disney!
- Right.Copy !req
477. I'm good at this.Copy !req
478. Now, uh, I'll think of one.Copy !req
479. Hmm.Copy !req
480. Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?Copy !req
481. Me and my dad used to sing
this one all the time.Copy !req
482. High hopesCopy !req
483. He's got high hopesCopy !req
484. He's got high apple pieCopy !req
485. kin the sky hopes'Copy !req
486. Oops, there goes another...Copy !req
487. Oops, there goes...Copy !req
488. Oops, there goes...Copy !req
489. Oops...Copy !req
490. Oh, g-great, Dad.
Now we don't have any music!Copy !req
491. Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad.Copy !req
492. We'll just have to entertain ourselves!Copy !req
493. Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
494. Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
495. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
496. Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping.Copy !req
497. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.Copy !req
498. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.Copy !req
499. Do ya need a break from modern livin'?Copy !req
500. Do you long to shed your weary load?Copy !req
501. If your nerves are raw
And your brain is friedCopy !req
502. Just grab a friend
And take a ride togetherCopy !req
503. On the open roadCopy !req
504. Come on, Maxie! Ayuk!Copy !req
505. All in all, I'd rather have detentionCopy !req
506. An in all, I'd rather eat a toad'Copy !req
507. Yuck!Copy !req
508. Old man drives like such a klutz'Copy !req
509. That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly...Copy !req
510. Upon the open roadCopy !req
511. There's nothin' can upset meCopy !req
512. 'Cause now we're on our wayCopy !req
513. Our trusty map will guide us
Straight and trueCopy !req
514. Roxanne, please don't forget meCopy !req
515. I will return someday'Copy !req
516. Though I may be in traction when I doCopy !req
517. - Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- This is worse...Copy !req
518. - ... Than dragon breath and acne
- In a buddy-buddy kind of wayCopy !req
519. I'm so mad I think I may explodeCopy !req
520. - When I see that highway I could cry
- That's funny, so could!Copy !req
521. Just bein' out on the open roadCopy !req
522. Howdy, boysCopy !req
523. Is this the way to Nashville?Copy !req
524. Watch it, Mac!Copy !req
525. Or you'll be gettin' towedCopy !req
526. I'm in no hurry to arriveCopy !req
527. 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-fiveCopy !req
528. The next time I sees the open roadCopy !req
529. - Just a week of rest and relaxation
- Yeah!Copy !req
530. And the odd romantic episodeCopy !req
531. Very odd!Copy !req
532. And it's Califor-ni-a or bustCopy !req
533. Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dustCopy !req
534. From now on, I own the open road'Copy !req
535. It's me and little Maxie'Copy !req
536. My pip-squeak pioneerCopy !req
537. They're partners forever, westward hoCopy !req
538. - Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
539. Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here?Copy !req
540. To Beverly Hills 90210Copy !req
541. Oh, every day, another new adventureCopy !req
542. Every mile, another new ZIP CodeCopy !req
543. And the cares we had are gone for goodCopy !req
544. And I'd go with them if! couldCopy !req
545. I got no strings on me'Copy !req
546. I'm feelin' fancy freeCopy !req
547. How wonderful to be'Copy !req
548. On the open ro-oadCopy !req
549. Re-cad 'Copy !req
550. You'll all do-do-do-do'Copy !req
551. Do-do-do bum-bum-bumCopy !req
552. Grandpa! Grandpa!Copy !req
553. Dad, you're gonna get us killed!Copy !req
554. - Why don't you just give me the map?
- Oh, no thanks, son.Copy !req
555. Navigating's a big responsibility.Copy !req
556. Besides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise!Copy !req
557. I'm takin' you someplace pretty special.Copy !req
558. Gosh! It's even better than I remembered.Copy !req
559. No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!Copy !req
560. Yeah, fun. Tell you what...Copy !req
561. - I'm just gonna wait here in the car.
- Ayuk!Copy !req
562. You party pooper! Come on.Copy !req
563. This is gonna be fun!Copy !req
564. Oh, howdy there, folks.Copy !req
565. Lester's is proud to present...Copy !req
566. the Possum Posse Jamboree.Copy !req
567. Here it is.Copy !req
568. Oh, boy! Just in time.Copy !req
569. Howdy, folks.Copy !req
570. Who's your favorite possum?Copy !req
571. Lester!Copy !req
572. Got us a seat right up front.Copy !req
573. Let me introduce you to the posse.Copy !req
574. Here's Beuford, Beulah,
and Mordachai.Copy !req
575. Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'?
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
576. Sure am, Beuford!Copy !req
577. Now gather 'round my possum palsCopy !req
578. Join the jamboreeCopy !req
579. Come hoot and howl
And holler from the heart...Copy !req
580. This is pathetic.Copy !req
581. - Here in Lester's Possum Park
- Join in, folks.Copy !req
582. This is yodelin' time!Copy !req
583. Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo'Copy !req
584. Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo'Copy !req
585. Lester's Possum Park'Copy !req
586. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
587. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
588. Ayuk!
Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-oooCopy !req
589. - Don't you wanna be
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
590. - A-hangin' from a tree?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
591. We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always freeCopy !req
592. Here at Lester's Po-Po'Copy !req
593. Po-Possum Park'Copy !req
594. Doodle-do, diddle-do'Copy !req
595. Hey, that's the ticket!Copy !req
596. I'll be right back, my little possum pal.Copy !req
597. My life's a living...Copy !req
598. Hello, little buddy!Copy !req
599. Who's your favorite possum?Copy !req
600. Don't touch me.Copy !req
601. Aww. Why such a long face?Copy !req
602. You're so sad.Copy !req
603. I know! You need a big hug from Lester.Copy !req
604. - Don't even think about it! No!
- See?Copy !req
605. Now you feel all good inside.Copy !req
606. Beat it, doofus!Copy !req
607. - Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please.
- Here you go, sport.Copy !req
608. What say we get our picture taken?Copy !req
609. - You have got to be kidding.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
610. But you're missin' out.Copy !req
611. Urgh. Huh?Copy !req
612. Hiya, son!Copy !req
613. Hey, everyone!
Check out the dork!Copy !req
614. Say "sassafras."Copy !req
615. Sassy-frass!Copy !req
616. Argh!Copy !req
617. Ahh! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
618. That's the spirit, Maxie!Copy !req
619. Whoa! No!Copy !req
620. Dad, stop! Please! No!Copy !req
621. Dad, look, this is embarrassing.Copy !req
622. No, no, no!Copy !req
623. Let go! Dad!Copy !req
624. Ta-da! Ayuk.Copy !req
625. It's Dork and Dork Junior!
Hah-hah-hah!Copy !req
626. - Argh!
- Max!Copy !req
627. Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do?Copy !req
628. - Trying to get away from you!
- Me?Copy !req
629. - What'd I do?
- Forget it!Copy !req
630. I thought we was having fun.
What's the matter?Copy !req
631. Nothin'. Let's just go.Copy !req
632. Well, come on!Copy !req
633. Hey, you dropped your hat.Copy !req
634. Ah! This is the stupidest vacation!Copy !req
635. You drag me from home,
you jam me in this dumb car,Copy !req
636. then drive me a million miles away
to see some stupid rat Show!Copy !req
637. Call me when the trip's over.Copy !req
638. Hey, Max.Copy !req
639. You wanna get in some fishin' practice?Copy !req
640. Just a couple of days
'til we get to Lake Destiny.Copy !req
641. Maybe later.Copy !req
642. Whoa!Copy !req
643. Now that's camping.Copy !req
644. Did you say somethin', Max? Ow!Copy !req
645. - Pete?
- Goofy?Copy !req
646. Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah!Copy !req
647. Who'd've thunk it, huh?Copy !req
648. - Is P.J. here?
- Who? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
649. I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.Copy !req
650. It ain't a question of howCopy !req
651. Just a matter of when'Copy !req
652. You get the message
That I'm trying to singCopy !req
653. I'm under a spell, I'm in over my headCopy !req
654. And you know I'm goin'
All of the way to the endCopy !req
655. What a goob!Copy !req
656. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
657. Even if you got to shout out loudCopy !req
658. No matter what the look is
It's Max, I get...Copy !req
659. - Max!
- H-H-Hey!Copy !req
660. Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.Copy !req
661. - Didn't expect to run into you.
- Apparently not.Copy !req
662. You're just jealous, man,
'cause you ain't got the moves!Copy !req
663. Yeah, you can keep the moves.Copy !req
664. But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh!Copy !req
665. - You are so lucky, man.
- Me? Oh, come on. You're the star.Copy !req
666. - Wh-What do you...
- Going to the Powerline concert.Copy !req
667. - Ah! It's unbelievable, man.
- Who told you about that?Copy !req
668. Hey, come on. Everybody in town
knows about it, Max.Copy !req
669. You are gonna be famous, buddy.Copy !req
670. Especially with Roxanne.Copy !req
671. There's, uh, only one person
who doesn't know about it yet, Peej.Copy !req
672. - Who?
- My dad.Copy !req
673. So tell me, Goof.Copy !req
674. Is that kid of yours
still givin' you guff?Copy !req
675. Oh, I don't know what's wrong.Copy !req
676. Just seems like everything I try
only drives Max further away.Copy !req
677. Maybe I oughta just back off,
I don't know.Copy !req
678. Wrong, Goof.Copy !req
679. Look, if you keep 'em
under your thumb,Copy !req
680. they'll never end up in the gutter.Copy !req
681. Too bad, Pete. Almost.Copy !req
682. Almost? Hah!Copy !req
683. Watch this.Copy !req
684. PAH!Copy !req
685. Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.Copy !req
686. Whoo-hoo! Strike-Ola!Copy !req
687. Yee-haw! Thank you.
Thank you. Yes!Copy !req
688. And the crowd goes wild!
Ahh-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
689. High five, son!Copy !req
690. Psych!Copy !req
691. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
692. Say, Goof, why don't
you two stay for dinner?Copy !req
693. - Cool!
- Oh, no thanks, Pete.Copy !req
694. - Max and I have some fish to catch.
- Dad, we can do that tomorrow.Copy !req
695. So, uh, what're we havin'?Copy !req
696. - But, Max, I thought...
- Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof.Copy !req
697. - Maximilian!
- What?Copy !req
698. Get your gear, little man.Copy !req
699. We're goin' fishin'!Copy !req
700. And I mean now!Copy !req
701. Dad, I don't even know how to fish.Copy !req
702. Oh, now come on.
That never stopped me!Copy !req
703. Let me Show you a little family secret,Copy !req
704. handed down through
about 12 or 13 Goof generations.Copy !req
705. The perfect cast!Copy !req
706. The perfect what?Copy !req
707. The perfect cast.Copy !req
708. My dad taught it to me
when I was about your age.Copy !req
709. Okay now, watch carefully.Copy !req
710. You gotta be l-l-loose.Copy !req
711. Relaxed, with your feet apart.Copy !req
712. And... ten o'clock, two o'clock...Copy !req
713. Quarter to three, tour jeté.Copy !req
714. Twist, over, pas de deux.Copy !req
715. I'm a little teapot
And the windup!Copy !req
716. Huh?Copy !req
717. And let her fly!Copy !req
718. The perfect cast.Copy !req
719. And now we reel her in.Copy !req
720. Grrr. Ah! Ooh!Copy !req
721. Oof! Grrr!Copy !req
722. - Whoa!
- Grrr!Copy !req
723. Quick, get the camera!Copy !req
724. Must be over three pounds.Copy !req
725. I don't wanna miss this!Copy !req
726. Look, Max!Copy !req
727. A... duh, D-Dad?Copy !req
728. It's Bigfoot!Copy !req
729. Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
You're out of focus.Copy !req
730. What's the idea?Copy !req
731. Bigfoot!Copy !req
732. Behold the legendary Bigfoot!Copy !req
733. Fabled, but seldom...
Yeow-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
734. - It's locked!
- Quick! The sunroof!Copy !req
735. Hurry up!Copy !req
736. Hurry up!Copy !req
737. Huh?Copy !req
738. Whoa!Copy !req
739. I can't believe it!Copy !req
740. Bigfoot!Copy !req
741. And I got the only video!Copy !req
742. We're gonna be famous!Copy !req
743. Huh? Grrr.Copy !req
744. Let's just get outta here.Copy !req
745. Ha-ha!Copy !req
746. Ooh.Copy !req
747. Is he gone yet?Copy !req
748. Mm-mm-mm-mm?Copy !req
749. - Nnn. Bb-fftt.
- Bb-bbb-bbb.Copy !req
750. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
751. Nope. He's still here.Copy !req
752. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
753. Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot
or your stomach?Copy !req
754. Man, I'm starving.Copy !req
755. Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up.Copy !req
756. Huh?Copy !req
757. Uh, Dad?Copy !req
758. Dad!Copy !req
759. Stop playing around! He's coming!Copy !req
760. You can tell by the way
I use my walk I'm a woman's manCopy !req
761. No time to talk'Copy !req
762. I've been kicked around
Since I was bornCopy !req
763. But then it's all right, it's okayCopy !req
764. Well, it's nice to know
this thing's good for somethin'.Copy !req
765. Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' aliveCopy !req
766. Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive...Copy !req
767. What's so funny?Copy !req
768. "Hi, Dad" Soup.Copy !req
769. Huh?Copy !req
770. Don't tell me you don't remember
"Hi, Dad" Soup!Copy !req
771. Oh, come on. Sure you do.Copy !req
772. You used to spell things out
using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad,"Copy !req
773. - Or Maxie, or...
- Ambidextrous?Copy !req
774. Yeah! That's... Huh?Copy !req
775. No! Little words like...Copy !req
776. - Hasta la vista?
- Like "Bye-bye."Copy !req
777. - Or "I pledge allegiance"...
- Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you."Copy !req
778. Is, uh... is it soup yet?Copy !req
779. Oh, oh. I almost forgot.Copy !req
780. Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?Copy !req
781. Your granddad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.Copy !req
782. You two did a lot together, huh?Copy !req
783. Yep.Copy !req
784. - Max, you and I...
- Dad, I'm sorry...Copy !req
785. Um, um...
how's the soup?Copy !req
786. Not bad. Um, not... Ahem.Copy !req
787. - What?
- N-nothin'.Copy !req
788. Well, we might as well
get some shuteye.Copy !req
789. I don't think we're goin'
anywhere tonight.Copy !req
790. Hi, Maxie.Copy !req
791. "Dear Roxanne,Copy !req
792. "I couldn't sleep...Copy !req
793. "so I thought I'd drop you a line.Copy !req
794. "Dad and I are having a great time!
We're only days away from LA.Copy !req
795. "and I can hardly wait
for the big concert.”Copy !req
796. More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please.Copy !req
797. "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied,Copy !req
798. "but I'm not really going
to the Powerline concert.Copy !req
799. "You may never want
to see me again... ”Copy !req
800. Oh, man.Copy !req
801. I'm dead no matter what I do!Copy !req
802. How many cups of sugar
does it take to get to the moon?Copy !req
803. Ah... three and a half?Copy !req
804. - Pickup!
- Hold your horses.Copy !req
805. - Short stack?
- Right here.Copy !req
806. Here you go, hun. Eggs?Copy !req
807. Eggs?Copy !req
808. - Eggs!
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry.Copy !req
809. Here you go, cutie.Copy !req
810. - Max, I think we need to talk about this.
- Huh?Copy !req
811. Seems to me you need to start
taking some responsibility around here.Copy !req
812. Excuse me. Can I have
your attention, please?Copy !req
813. I, Goofy, hereby dub my son
Maximilian...Copy !req
814. Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer“
of this here road trip.Copy !req
815. - Isn't that nice?
- Hee-haw!Copy !req
816. Seriously?Copy !req
817. I'm not even lookin'
at the map any more.Copy !req
818. As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.Copy !req
819. I trust you wholeheartedly, son.Copy !req
820. To the open road!Copy !req
821. To the... open road!Copy !req
822. Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo!Copy !req
823. - Ooh!
- Ow!Copy !req
824. - Ya-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
825. Oh boy!Copy !req
826. Whoa!Copy !req
827. Oo-oo-waah!Copy !req
828. - Wah-ha-hoo!
- Oof!Copy !req
829. Gosh!Copy !req
830. Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
831. Check out the bed!Copy !req
832. Check out the dresser!Copy !req
833. Coral!Copy !req
834. Nice lamp.Copy !req
835. Classy choice there, Navigator.Copy !req
836. - This is the police!
- Huh?Copy !req
837. We've got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up.Copy !req
838. You should've seen the look on your face!Copy !req
839. - Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete!
- Me?Copy !req
840. You jumped outta your skin!Copy !req
841. - I was just pretendin' for your sake.
- All right, sure!Copy !req
842. - Did too!
- Did not!Copy !req
843. Oh, ain't this sweet?Copy !req
844. Don't let him fool you with that
buddy-buddy act now.Copy !req
845. Under your thumb!Copy !req
846. So... since we're all bein'
palsy-walsy here,Copy !req
847. - how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV?
- Well...Copy !req
848. Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord.
You'll hardly even notice it.Copy !req
849. - Okay.
- Great! P.J.!Copy !req
850. “PA. GRUNTS)'Copy !req
851. Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
This might take a while.Copy !req
852. - No, I mean it... Ahh!
- Here you go, kids.Copy !req
853. I'm gonna check out the hot tub.Copy !req
854. - Okay, sir.
- All right.Copy !req
855. I can't believe you, man.Copy !req
856. Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?Copy !req
857. - It wasn't stupid!
- Come on! It was really stupid.Copy !req
858. Changing the map?Copy !req
859. I didn't know what I was doin',
all right? I-I was panicked.Copy !req
860. Oof-oof-oof.Copy !req
861. Oh-oh-ah-ah!Copy !req
862. Ah!Copy !req
863. Taking a break from
the MTV generation, huh?Copy !req
864. Can't say I blame ya.Copy !req
865. People are always puttin'
too much water in these things.Copy !req
866. 80, um...Copy !req
867. you and your son seem to be, uh,
gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?Copy !req
868. Yeah, it's been great!Copy !req
869. You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.Copy !req
870. The harder I tried, the worse it got.Copy !req
871. - Once I eased up, things just clicked!
- Oh, that's swell.Copy !req
872. So, there's no problems then, huh?Copy !req
873. Not a one!Copy !req
874. That's, uh...Copy !req
875. I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but uh...Copy !req
876. What is it, Pete?Copy !req
877. - Your kid's dupin' ya.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
878. Well, I heard the little mutant tellin'
P.J. that he changed the map,Copy !req
879. so you're headin' straight to LA, pal.Copy !req
880. - What?
- Oh, you tried, Goof.Copy !req
881. He's just a bad kid, that's all.Copy !req
882. I don't believe you.Copy !req
883. - What?
- I don't believe ya, Pete!Copy !req
884. Well, hey, don't take my word for it.
Check your map.Copy !req
885. I don't need to check the map.Copy !req
886. I trust my son.Copy !req
887. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things
that you think a son should be.Copy !req
888. But... he loves me.Copy !req
889. Hey, my son respects me!Copy !req
890. Yeah.Copy !req
891. Check the map, Goof!Copy !req
892. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
893. Sorry about the mess.
I-I'll clean it up.Copy !req
894. - Me think I better go.
- See ya, Peej.Copy !req
895. - Don't forget... Powerline!
- Shh!Copy !req
896. Well, here you go, Navigator.Copy !req
897. Just follow my route on the map, son.Copy !req
898. Okay.Copy !req
899. Um, huh...Copy !req
900. Here comes our junction.Copy !req
901. Okay, Max, now this is it.
Left or right?Copy !req
902. Uh...Copy !req
903. Come on, Max!Copy !req
904. Uh, left!Copy !req
905. Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad?Copy !req
906. Uh... a game?Copy !req
907. A game. Yeah!
Yeah, a game. Okay.Copy !req
908. Uh... a man or woman?Copy !req
909. A man? Man, okay.
Uh... Walt Disney!Copy !req
910. Dad...Copy !req
911. Listen, about my directions...Copy !req
912. Will you listen to me?
I gotta tell you somethin', Dad.Copy !req
913. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid
to understand anyway.Copy !req
914. Right?Copy !req
915. Ah, forget it.Copy !req
916. H-H-Hey, the car!Copy !req
917. - What? Now you want to drive, too?
- No, Dad.Copy !req
918. The car! Look!Copy !req
919. The car!Copy !req
920. What'd you do now, Max?Copy !req
921. I didn't do anything, Dad.
I only touched it.Copy !req
922. WW-Whoa“!Copy !req
923. You looked it!Copy !req
924. I looked it? It's your door.
You looked it.Copy !req
925. Well, you distracted me.Copy !req
926. Whoa!Copy !req
927. You should've put the brake on.Copy !req
928. Why don't you just put it on yourself?Copy !req
929. See? You ruin everything.Copy !req
930. W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation.Copy !req
931. I ruined it?Copy !req
932. I never... wanted to go...Copy !req
933. on this stupid...Copy !req
934. vacation!Copy !req
935. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
936. - Now look where you've got us, Dad!
- Where I got us?Copy !req
937. - You should've let me stay at home.
- Why?Copy !req
938. So you'd end up in prison?Copy !req
939. Prison? What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
940. - Your principal called me.
- It's not what you think.Copy !req
941. You even lied to me!Copy !req
942. I had to! You were ruining my life.Copy !req
943. I was only tryin'
to take my boy fishin', okay?Copy !req
944. I'm not your little boy any more, Dad!Copy !req
945. I've grown up.Copy !req
946. I've got my own life now.Copy !req
947. I know that!Copy !req
948. I just wanted to be part of it.Copy !req
949. You're my son, Max.Copy !req
950. No matter how big you get,Copy !req
951. you'll always be my son.Copy !req
952. There are times you drive me
Shall we say, bananasCopy !req
953. And your mind is missin'
No offense, a screwCopy !req
954. None taken.Copy !req
955. Still, whatever mess I land inCopy !req
956. Who is always understandin'?Copy !req
957. Nobody else but youCopy !req
958. Oh, your moodiness is
Now and then bewilderin'Copy !req
959. And your values may be
Soto speak, askewCopy !req
960. Gesundheit.
- Thanks.Copy !req
961. Who deserves a hero's trophyCopy !req
962. As we face each catastro-phee?Copy !req
963. Nobody else but youCopy !req
964. Nobody else but youCopy !req
965. kit's just our luck'Copy !req
966. We're stuck togetherCopy !req
967. Nobody else but youCopy !req
968. It's crazy enough to believe
We'll come throughCopy !req
969. So your jokes are all
Let's face it, prehistoricCopy !req
970. And your music sounds
Like monkeys in a zooCopy !req
971. But when life becomes distressin"Copy !req
972. Who will 1 be SOS-in'?Copy !req
973. If you're havin' trouble guessingCopy !req
974. Here's a clue'Copy !req
975. Though he seems intoxicatedCopy !req
976. He's just highly animatedCopy !req
977. And he's nobody else butCopy !req
978. Nobody else but youCopy !req
979. We've turned into'Copy !req
980. A true-blue duoCopy !req
981. Hard times, we've had a few'Copy !req
982. Like we're thrown in the drink'Copy !req
983. Like we're tossed out of town'Copy !req
984. But when I start to sink'Copy !req
985. Hey, I'd rather go downCopy !req
986. With nobody elseCopy !req
987. But Y-O-UCopy !req
988. Aw, Dad!Copy !req
989. Anyway, I figure she's never
gonna want to talk to me again,Copy !req
990. much less go out with me.Copy !req
991. - What a dumb lie, huh?
- What do you know?Copy !req
992. My Maxie... in love.Copy !req
993. Gosh, you're really growin' up.Copy !req
994. It happened so fast...
I guess I sort of missed it.Copy !req
995. Well, I think the only thing
for us to do nowCopy !req
996. is to get you up onstage
with this Powerline feller.Copy !req
997. Uh, how are we gonna do that?Copy !req
998. - Well, you just leave that up to me.
- No, Dad, really,Copy !req
999. I-I think we should just,
you know, forget it.Copy !req
1000. Now how come you always think I'm gonna
lead you into some sort of calamity?Copy !req
1001. Uh, uh, Dad? Dad?Copy !req
1002. - What's wrong now?
- Look!Copy !req
1003. Ayuk! A waterfall.Copy !req
1004. Waterfall!Copy !req
1005. Dad!Copy !req
1006. Max!Copy !req
1007. Grab ahold, Max!Copy !req
1008. No!Copy !req
1009. No! Ah!Copy !req
1010. Whoa!Copy !req
1011. Aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1012. Dad!Copy !req
1013. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
1014. Ten o'clock, two o'clock,
quarter to three. Tour jeté.Copy !req
1015. Twist.
I'm a little teapotCopy !req
1016. Let her fly!Copy !req
1017. Huh?Copy !req
1018. Aaah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1019. The perfect cast.Copy !req
1020. Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.Copy !req
1021. And it's not over yet!Copy !req
1022. Dad.Copy !req
1023. Oof. We made it!Copy !req
1024. Come on, Max.
Let's get you onstage.Copy !req
1025. Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.Copy !req
1026. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1027. Oh, then again...Copy !req
1028. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
1029. Hey yeahCopy !req
1030. I got myself a notionCopy !req
1031. One I know that you'll understandCopy !req
1032. We set the world in motion'Copy !req
1033. By reaching out for each other's handCopy !req
1034. Dad?
- Maybe we'll discoverCopy !req
1035. What we should have known all alongCopy !req
1036. - What are you doin' here? Hey!
- YeahCopy !req
1037. - One way or another
- Max? Max?Copy !req
1038. Together's where we both belongCopy !req
1039. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1040. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1041. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1042. For the first time ever'Copy !req
1043. We're seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1044. That Goof kid ain't there.Copy !req
1045. Don't worry, he'll be there.Copy !req
1046. Seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1047. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1048. Excuse me. Uh...Copy !req
1049. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1050. - I think we're seein' it
- Max?Copy !req
1051. Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee!Copy !req
1052. Hey, Dad. Dad!Copy !req
1053. Do the perfect cast!Copy !req
1054. If you're ever lonelyCopy !req
1055. Stop, you don't have to beCopy !req
1056. Whoa! Whoaaa!Copy !req
1057. After all, it's only a beat awayCopy !req
1058. From you to meCopy !req
1059. - Take a look inside to see
- YeahCopy !req
1060. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1061. Yeah! Max is on the tube!
That's Max. I know him...Copy !req
1062. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1063. For the first time ever
We're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1064. He did it!Copy !req
1065. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1066. Seein' it 1-2-1, baby'Copy !req
1067. - For the first time
- For the first timeCopy !req
1068. - Seein' it, seein' it, baby
- Yeah!Copy !req
1069. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1070. For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1071. Come on, babyCopy !req
1072. - 1-2-1
- 1-2-1Copy !req
1073. U-z-flCopy !req
1074. Yeah 1-2-1'Copy !req
1075. You're doin' the right thing, son.Copy !req
1076. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1077. But she'll probably
never talk to me again.Copy !req
1078. Well, if she doesn't...Copy !req
1079. maybe she's just not the one for you.Copy !req
1080. That's what I'm afraid of.Copy !req
1081. Ah, hi! Remember me?Copy !req
1082. Daddy!Copy !req
1083. Max, I saw you on TV.Copy !req
1084. You were great!Copy !req
1085. Yeah? I mean, no, no.Copy !req
1086. I mean, uh...Copy !req
1087. Roxanne, I lied to you.
I don't even know Powerline.Copy !req
1088. What are you talking about?
A billion people saw you dance with him.Copy !req
1089. Yeah, well...Copy !req
1090. I never met him before...
the concert, that is.Copy !req
1091. You mean that story
about Powerline and your dad...Copy !req
1092. Why would you make up something like that?Copy !req
1093. I don't know.Copy !req
1094. I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.Copy !req
1095. I already liked you, Max.Copy !req
1096. From the very first time
I heard you laugh.Copy !req
1097. "Ayuk."Copy !req
1098. So, you wanna do something tonight?Copy !req
1099. Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.Copy !req
1100. What?Copy !req
1101. Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.Copy !req
1102. Honest!Copy !req
1103. - How 'bout tomorrow?
- Deal.Copy !req
1104. Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk!Copy !req
1105. Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!Copy !req
1106. Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.Copy !req
1107. Enchanté, mademoiselle.Copy !req
1108. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1109. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1110. I got myself a notion'Copy !req
1111. And one I know that you'll understandCopy !req
1112. We'll set the world in motion'Copy !req
1113. By reaching out for each other's handCopy !req
1114. Maybe we'll discoverCopy !req
1115. What we should have known all alongCopy !req
1116. Yeah'Copy !req
1117. One way or another
Together's where we both belongCopy !req
1118. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1119. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1120. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1121. For the first time ever
We're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1122. If a wall should come between us'Copy !req
1123. Too high to climb
Too hard to break throughCopy !req
1124. I know that love will lead us'Copy !req
1125. And find a way to bring me to youCopy !req
1126. So don't be in a hurryCopy !req
1127. Think before you count us outCopy !req
1128. Oh, you don't have to worryCopy !req
1129. - I will never let you down
- Nothin's gonna stop us nowCopy !req
1130. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1131. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1132. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1133. For the first time ever
We're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1134. Wes, we're seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1135. Wes, we are'Copy !req
1136. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1137. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1138. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1139. I guess we're seein' it 1-2-1, yeah'Copy !req
1140. U-z-flCopy !req
1141. If you're ever lonely, stopCopy !req
1142. You don't have to be'Copy !req
1143. After all it's only
A beat away from you to meCopy !req
1144. Fake a look inside to see, yeah'Copy !req
1145. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1146. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1147. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1148. For the first time ever
We're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1149. If we listen to each other's heart'Copy !req
1150. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1151. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1152. For the first time ever
We're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1153. Seein' it 1-2-1'Copy !req
1154. Seein' it 1-2-1, baby'Copy !req
1155. For the first timeCopy !req
1156. For the first timeCopy !req
1157. Seein' it, seein' it, babyCopy !req
1158. Seein' it 1-2-1, yeah'Copy !req
1159. For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1160. Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it 1-2-1Copy !req
1161. 1-2-1, yeahCopy !req
1162. Come on, baby, 1-2-1'Copy !req
1163. 1-2-1, 1-2-1Copy !req
1164. Yeah 1-2-1'Copy !req
1165. Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!Copy !req