1. Yeow-hoo-hooeee!Copy !req
2. Maa-ax!Copy !req
3. Maa-ax!Copy !req
4. Maa-ax!Copy !req
5. Roxanne?Copy !req
6. Mmm-mmm-mmm.Copy !req
7. - Ahh.
- Oh!Copy !req
8. What's wrong?Copy !req
9. Argh!Copy !req
10. Argh! Ooo-ooo.Copy !req
11. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
12. - Argh! No!
- Look!Copy !req
13. - Ayuk! O-O-Oh!Copy !req
14. Uh... Ahh! Hello?
Ahem. Hello.Copy !req
15. Max, where the heck are you, man?Copy !req
16. - P.J.?
- You should've been here an hour ago.Copy !req
17. What? What are... Hold on.Copy !req
18. Oh, no!Copy !req
19. Look, maybe we should just
call the whole thing off.Copy !req
20. No way, man.Copy !req
21. It's now or never. Oooh!Copy !req
22. You better get a move on.
I'll meet you at my locker.Copy !req
23. Ayuk! Mornin', son!Copy !req
24. Dad!Copy !req
25. Oops! I forgot.Copy !req
26. Ayuk! Mornin', son!Copy !req
27. Came to see if you had any...
dirty clothes.Copy !req
28. Well, there they are. Help yourself.Copy !req
29. Max, I thought we talked about this.Copy !req
30. Look, I'm sorry, Dad.
I-I'll take care of it later. Ow!Copy !req
31. - What's the big rush?
- I'm running late.Copy !req
32. I could drive ya on my way to work.Copy !req
33. Uh, no. No, thanks.Copy !req
34. - I, uh, need the exercise.
- Aw, come on, Max. Huh?Copy !req
35. Dad! No, don't do it!Copy !req
36. Don't... No!Copy !req
37. Oh, Dad, you ruined it.Copy !req
38. Sorry 'bout that.Copy !req
39. Who was he, anyway?Copy !req
40. It's only Powerline, Dad.
The biggest rock star on the planet.Copy !req
41. Ooh, not bigger than
Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King.Copy !req
42. Everybody mambo!
Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boomCopy !req
43. Dad, there's no time for this.
What if the neighbors see us?Copy !req
44. Boom-boom-boomCopy !req
45. Maxie, wait up!Copy !req
46. You forgot your lunch.Copy !req
47. - Have a good day!
- Duh... Ah!Copy !req
48. Huh.Copy !req
49. They've been laughin'
Since I can rememberCopy !req
50. But they're not gonna laugh any moreCopy !req
51. No more "Maxie the Geek"Copy !req
52. No more "Goof of the Week"Copy !req
53. Like beforeCopy !req
54. No more algebra tests 'til SeptemberCopy !req
55. No more lookin' at losers like himCopy !req
56. - No more havin' to cheat
- No more mystery meatCopy !req
57. - No more gym
- No more gymCopy !req
58. - No more gym
- No more gymCopy !req
59. - Gonna move to the mall
- Gonna live in the poolCopy !req
60. - Oh!
- Gonna talk to RoxanneCopy !req
61. And not feel like a foolCopy !req
62. 'Cause after today
I'm gonna be cruisin'Copy !req
63. After today, she'll be mineCopy !req
64. After today, my brains'll be snoozin'Copy !req
65. If I don't faint, I'll be fineCopy !req
66. I've got 40 more minutes
Of home economicsCopy !req
67. - Then down with the textbooks
- And up with the comicsCopy !req
68. Just think of all
The time I've been losin'Copy !req
69. Finding the right thing to sayCopy !req
70. But things'll be goin' my way
After todayCopy !req
71. She looked right through meCopy !req
72. And who could blame
her I need a new meCopy !req
73. Plus some positive proof
That I'm not just a goofCopy !req
74. And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin'Copy !req
75. No more pep rallies to cut Yuck!Copy !req
76. After today, our brains'll be snoozin'Copy !req
77. I'm gonna sit on my buttCopy !req
78. I've got less than an hourCopy !req
79. And when this is endedCopy !req
80. - I'll either be famous
- Or you'll be suspendedCopy !req
81. Just think of all the time
I've been losin'Copy !req
82. Waiting until I could sayCopy !req
83. Gonna be on my own
Kiss the parents goodbyeCopy !req
84. Gonna party from now
'til the end of JulyCopy !req
85. Things'll be going
my way After todayCopy !req
86. I wish that this was the day...Copy !req
87. After todayCopy !req
88. Whoa! Dah! Argh!Copy !req
89. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
90. I just, uh... Dah...Copy !req
91. Ayuk!Copy !req
92. Oh.Copy !req
93. Argh!Copy !req
94. I can't believe I did that!Copy !req
95. Urgh! She finally says
"Hi" to me, and what do I do?Copy !req
96. Choke! Urgh!Copy !req
97. Ayuk!Copy !req
98. - Like a big spaz!
- Where have you been, buddy?Copy !req
99. Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?Copy !req
100. Look, Max, if my dad catches me
with this, he'll kill me!Copy !req
101. Are you sure we gotta do this?Copy !req
102. I's my only chance, Peej.Copy !req
103. To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody.Copy !req
104. But after today...Copy !req
105. Bobby!Copy !req
106. Wow, look! All this is for us?Copy !req
107. Mmm, slurpage!Copy !req
108. Oh, this is gonna be so great, man!Copy !req
109. Dude. Need fund-age, bro.Copy !req
110. Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here.Copy !req
111. Ahhh!Copy !req
112. Cheddar! Aah-ooh!Copy !req
113. Cheddar whizzy!Copy !req
114. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
115. Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious.Copy !req
116. Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies!Copy !req
117. As student body president,
I just wanna say like "yea"...Copy !req
118. - to all of us for a really neat year.
- Yo, Stacey!Copy !req
119. Talk to me, talk to me,
talk to me, baby!Copy !req
120. And also that I hope you can all attendCopy !req
121. my totally amazing end-of-school party
next SaturdayCopy !req
122. to watch the Powerline
concert live on pay-per-view.Copy !req
123. Thank you, thank you very much.Copy !req
124. And now, without further ado,
Principal Mazur.Copy !req
125. Thank you, Stacey.Copy !req
126. And good morning, boys and girls.Copy !req
127. You know, every year
on the last day of schoolCopy !req
128. I have several youngsters
approach me and say,Copy !req
129. "Principal Mazur, what can we do
to not waste our summer vacation?"Copy !req
130. "We don't want to waste our free timeCopy !req
131. "sleeping or visiting friends.”Copy !req
132. Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party.Copy !req
133. How you, uh...
How you doin' down there, Bobby?Copy !req
134. Don't give me that attitude, you guys.
I'm doin' it all for you.Copy !req
135. This is nuts.Copy !req
136. I don't know why
I let you guys talk me into this.Copy !req
137. If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke
my entire existence... Ah!Copy !req
138. Of the element, or...Copy !req
139. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
140. I hope this works.Copy !req
141. How about... science slumber parties?Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. Wha...Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. I'm not gonna just... Aaah!Copy !req
146. Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!Copy !req
147. Some people settle
For the typical thingsCopy !req
148. Livin' all their lives
Waitin' in the wingsCopy !req
149. It ain't a question of "if"
It's just a matter of timeCopy !req
150. Before I move to the front of the lineCopy !req
151. Once you're watchin'
Every move that I makeCopy !req
152. You gotta believe
That I got what it takesCopy !req
153. Whaaa!Copy !req
154. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
155. Even if I've gotta shout out loudCopy !req
156. "Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
157. Gonna stand out
"Til you notice me, yeahCopy !req
158. A little smoke-age!Copy !req
159. If I can make you stop and
Take a look at me instead of justCopy !req
160. Walkin' byCopy !req
161. There's nothin' that I wouldn't do
If it was gettin' you to noticeCopy !req
162. I'm aliveCopy !req
163. All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glanceCopy !req
164. To prove I've got whatever it takesCopy !req
165. It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
166. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
167. Wow! Who's that guy?Copy !req
168. "Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
169. Gonna stand out...Copy !req
170. Hey, it's the Goof boy!Copy !req
171. We're busted!Copy !req
172. Hmph.Copy !req
173. Gaga-booja-boo boo-boo-boo.Copy !req
174. Ayuk! Come on, smile!Copy !req
175. Smiley-Wiley!Copy !req
176. Blaa-aa-aa.
Ayuk!Copy !req
177. Oh, come on, Kimmie.
Gimme a big...Copy !req
178. Ahh!Copy !req
179. Wheel!Copy !req
180. Ahh! Whee!Copy !req
181. Ahh.Copy !req
182. Ahh!Copy !req
183. Ahh!Copy !req
184. Stop goofin' around!Copy !req
185. We got work to do!Copy !req
186. Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now.Copy !req
187. - Ayuk! Blaa-aa-aa.
- Ahh.Copy !req
188. You're such a cute little girlie.Copy !req
189. - Mmm.
- Oh, come back and see me.Copy !req
190. Oh, you have such a way with children.Copy !req
191. "You have such a way with children."Copy !req
192. Pah!Copy !req
193. Okay, now. Who's next over here?Copy !req
194. Step aside, Goof.
Let a pro show you how it's done.Copy !req
195. Okay. Who's next over here?
Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
196. Ooh, hello, precious...
Oooh! Oooh!Copy !req
197. You lucky woman. Heh.Copy !req
198. Now, now, you come on here, honey.Copy !req
199. - It's picture time. Come on.
- Peekaboo!Copy !req
200. - She's so cute.
- Peekaboo!Copy !req
201. Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids.Copy !req
202. - Oh, yeah. Well, they love me.
- Argh!Copy !req
203. Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me
to take him on vacation this summer.Copy !req
204. Really? Where ya goin'?Copy !req
205. Campin'!Copy !req
206. Nothing like the great outdoorsCopy !req
207. to strengthen the bond
between a father and a son.Copy !req
208. - Argh!
- Max'd never go for anything like that.Copy !req
209. - I don't know, Goof.
- Ooh! Gimme, gimme.Copy !req
210. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't
spend time with his parents.Copy !req
211. Well, for all you know,
he's runnin' around with some gang,Copy !req
212. and stealin' stuff,
and causin' riots and...Copy !req
213. Waaa! Gimme!Copy !req
214. Oh, Max is a good kid.Copy !req
215. He'd never get mixed up
in somethin' like that.Copy !req
216. I'm a failure.Copy !req
217. Complete loser.Copy !req
218. My one chance to impress Roxanne
and I blew it.Copy !req
219. Uh-huh!Copy !req
220. Max, look.Copy !req
221. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh.Copy !req
222. Oh, man.Copy !req
223. My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.Copy !req
224. Hey, P.J., detention!Copy !req
225. Robert Zimuruski.Copy !req
226. Okay. I'm comin'.Copy !req
227. Max, here.Copy !req
228. Guard this with your life, dude.Copy !req
229. Hey, Maz-u-Ur!Copy !req
230. What's up, bro? All right.Copy !req
231. Then my parents' air conditioner
went on the fritz.Copy !req
232. I figured with all those kids in my house,
the place'd be like a sauna.Copy !req
233. So I'm all freaked out,
but then I thought, like, use it.Copy !req
234. So my theme's gonna be,
"Powerline Goes Rain Forest."Copy !req
235. Too much?Copy !req
236. Roxanne, are you listening?Copy !req
237. Oh!Copy !req
238. - Stacey, no! I don't wanna...
- Talk to him.Copy !req
239. Ahem!Copy !req
240. A-A-Ahem!
Hmm.Copy !req
241. Tap him.Copy !req
242. - Gosh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay... really.Copy !req
243. Um, I liked your dance.Copy !req
244. Yeah.Copy !req
245. Yeah?Copy !req
246. Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.Copy !req
247. I know. H-He's totally a genius.Copy !req
248. Yeah. He's doing a concert
next week in L.A.Copy !req
249. Oh, yeah.
Stacey's showing it at her party.Copy !req
250. - Yeah!
- Yeah.Copy !req
251. Um, uh, Roxanne...Copy !req
252. I was, uh, sorta, kinda
thinkin' that maybe I'd, um,Copy !req
253. ask you to, uh, go with me,
that is to the... party.Copy !req
254. Of course if you don't want to,
I'd completely understand.Copy !req
255. Well, I was sorta, kind of
thinkin' that... I'd love to.Copy !req
256. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. - Good.
- Great.Copy !req
258. - Terrific.
- Wonderful.Copy !req
259. - All right.
- Okay.Copy !req
260. C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want
to belabor the moment now, do we?Copy !req
261. Well, I'd better be going.Copy !req
262. I'll, uh, call you later.Copy !req
263. Okay.Copy !req
264. Bye. Oh.Copy !req
265. Bye.Copy !req
266. See, that wasn't so bad.
I told you men are easy to deal with.Copy !req
267. Yes! She said yes!Copy !req
268. Ya-ha-ha-hoo!Copy !req
269. Everybody mambo!
Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
270. - Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
271. It's not my break yet! Ooh!Copy !req
272. - Oooh!
- Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
273. Yeah! Dance with her!
Groove with her.Copy !req
274. Rum-bum-bum-bum-dahCopy !req
275. - Miss Maple!
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
276. Get that boy's father
on the phone at once!Copy !req
277. Right away, sir!
Whoo!Copy !req
278. Hello.Copy !req
279. Ah, yes. Mr. Goof.Copy !req
280. This is Principal Mazur.Copy !req
281. I'm calling in regard
to your son Maximilian.Copy !req
282. Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt?Copy !req
283. No, Mr. Goof.Copy !req
284. He's in trouble!Copy !req
285. Trouble? What kind of trouble?Copy !req
286. - Dressed like a gang member...
- Gang member?Copy !req
287. Your son caused
the entire student bodyCopy !req
288. to break into a riotous frenzy!Copy !req
289. - Riot? Couldn't be my...
- If I were you, Mr. Goof,Copy !req
290. I'd seriously reevaluate the way
you're raising your childCopy !req
291. before he ends up in the electric chair!Copy !req
292. The electric chair?Copy !req
293. Oh!Copy !req
294. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
295. Blue light special on aisle three.Copy !req
296. Blue light special on aisle three.Copy !req
297. Lake Destiny.Copy !req
298. Okay, kiddo. Now, smile!Copy !req
299. Lake Destiny, Idaho!Copy !req
300. - Lake who-did-ho?
- You were right, Pete.Copy !req
301. Nothin' like the great outdoorsCopy !req
302. to strengthen the bond
between father and son.Copy !req
303. - You said so yourself.
- Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
304. I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk!Copy !req
305. I'm goin' fishin' with my boy!Copy !req
306. Yeah.Copy !req
307. Okay, precious, gimme a big smi...Copy !req
308. Fishing! Fishing!Copy !req
309. Cool concert, lad.Copy !req
310. - What?
- You wailed, bud!Copy !req
311. - Hey, Max, wicked dance.
- Thanks.Copy !req
312. Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's.Copy !req
313. Way to go, man!Copy !req
314. I just heard about you and Roxanne.Copy !req
315. Oh, Pete! Ow!Copy !req
316. See, see? I told you
our plan would work!Copy !req
317. - Max! Max! Max!
- Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh.Copy !req
318. - Maximum! Maxi-mu-um!
- Max! Max!Copy !req
319. Max! Max! Max! Max! Max!Copy !req
320. Max! Max! Max! Yeah!Copy !req
321. All I need is half a chance
A second thought, a second glanceCopy !req
322. To prove I've got whatever it takesCopy !req
323. It's a piece of cake.Copy !req
324. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
325. Even if I gotta shout out loudCopy !req
326. "Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
327. Gonna stand out
Stand out, heh Stand outCopy !req
328. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Stand outCopy !req
329. "Til mine is the only face you'll seeCopy !req
330. Gonna stand out
"Til you notice meCopy !req
331. Goin' somewhere, Pop?Copy !req
332. - Sure are, pal-a-roony.
- Cool. Have a good time, Dad.Copy !req
333. If you're gonna be gone
more than a month, drop me a line.Copy !req
334. But, Max, this isn't just my vacation.Copy !req
335. It's a vacation with me
and my best buddy.Copy !req
336. - Oh, Donald Duck?
- No, silly. With you!Copy !req
337. Are you okay, Maxie?Copy !req
338. Wh-What did you say?Copy !req
339. That's right!Copy !req
340. A vacation, son!Copy !req
341. We'll spend some
real quality time together!Copy !req
342. I think I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
343. Hey, got a present for ya!Copy !req
344. Dad, stop that!
What are you doing?Copy !req
345. You look just like I did at your age.Copy !req
346. Please don't say that, Dad.Copy !req
347. Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk!Copy !req
348. It's been handed down
from Goof to Goof to Goof.Copy !req
349. And now, it's yours, son.Copy !req
350. - A stick?
- No, silly.Copy !req
351. A fishin' pole!Copy !req
352. Fishing? We're going fishing?Copy !req
353. Yep. Just like my dad and me did.Copy !req
354. Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny.Copy !req
355. Away from it all!Copy !req
356. I don't wanna be
"away" from it all, Dad.Copy !req
357. I like "it all"!Copy !req
358. Look, Maxie, we're using
the same map me and my dad used.Copy !req
359. We'll take the same route,
and make the same stops...Copy !req
360. - and see the same sights.
- Ahh!Copy !req
361. - But that trip would take weeks, Dad!
- Exactly!Copy !req
362. Gettin' there is half the fun.Copy !req
363. Put the map away, Dad.Copy !req
364. - I's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya.
- Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past.Copy !req
365. Ayuk! And our future.Copy !req
366. What the map says, Max,
we will follow.Copy !req
367. That's very mystical
and everything, Dad,Copy !req
368. but, uh, seriously, there's this party
I have to go to. And there's this girl...Copy !req
369. There'll be plenty of time
for parties when you're older.Copy !req
370. Why, when I was your age
I'd never even been invited to a party.Copy !req
371. - Look at me now!
- Great, Dad.Copy !req
372. - Hop in, Maxie.
- No.Copy !req
373. All right, then.Copy !req
374. Guess I'll just have to go...Copy !req
375. all alone.Copy !req
376. That's all.Copy !req
377. Just sit in the boat all alone...Copy !req
378. and talk to myself.Copy !req
379. - All alone.
- I guess so.Copy !req
380. - Oh, come on! Hop in!
- No, Dad.Copy !req
381. - Just hop right in there.
- No.Copy !req
382. - Come on, Maxie. Go for it!
- Argh! No.Copy !req
383. Let's buckle you up!Copy !req
384. And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk.Copy !req
385. Set for adventure, Maxie?Copy !req
386. Why are you doing this to me, Dad?Copy !req
387. 'Cause I don't want ya
to end up in the electric chair.Copy !req
388. Electric chair? What are you...Copy !req
389. I'm not givin' up on ya, son.Copy !req
390. Together, we're gonna work this out.Copy !req
391. Work this out? But, Dad!Copy !req
392. No buts about it, Maxie boy.Copy !req
393. - Your ol' pop knows best.
- But...Copy !req
394. Goodbye, house.
Goodbye, mailbox.Copy !req
395. Goodbye, pile of broken wood.Copy !req
396. Goodbye, hopes.Copy !req
397. Goodbye, dreams.Copy !req
398. Goodbye, Roxanne.Copy !req
399. Roxanne!Copy !req
400. Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first.
I have to talk to someone.Copy !req
401. - Well...
- Turn here!Copy !req
402. D-Dad, watch out! Aaah!Copy !req
403. Stop here. Here! Pull over!Copy !req
404. Now, make it quick, Maxie boy.Copy !req
405. We gotta put some road behind us.Copy !req
406. You get and cancel your first date
in less than an hour.Copy !req
407. Must be some kind of lame-o record.Copy !req
408. Hi. Is Roxanne home?Copy !req
409. M-M-My name's Max.Copy !req
410. Does Roxanne live here?Copy !req
411. - Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha.
- Wait!Copy !req
412. It's okay, Daddy.
Max is a friend from school.Copy !req
413. Oh.Copy !req
414. Go on. Go on.
Good Daddy.Copy !req
415. - Hey, Max.
- Hi, there.Copy !req
416. You wanna... uh, have a seat?Copy !req
417. Hey. Uh... oh.Copy !req
418. Daddy!Copy !req
419. I promise, he'll be better behaved
when you pick me up for the party.Copy !req
420. Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by.Copy !req
421. I'm really looking forward to it, Max.Copy !req
422. - Yeah. I was too.
- Was?Copy !req
423. You see, my dad's on this
stupid father-son kick and...Copy !req
424. Don't worry about it, Max.
It's just a dumb party.Copy !req
425. No, it's not. Roxanne,
I really wanted to go with you.Copy !req
426. - Max, I understand. Really, it's okay.
- But my dad surprised me.Copy !req
427. I don't wanna go, but I have no choice.Copy !req
428. - I'm sure I can find someone else.
- Someone else?Copy !req
429. - I'll just talk to you later.
- Uh, uh, Roxanne!Copy !req
430. Uh, my dad is, uh...Copy !req
431. My dad's taking me
to the Powerline concert in L.A.Copy !req
432. Your dad's taking you clear across
the country just to see a concert?Copy !req
433. Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad...Copy !req
434. uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline.Copy !req
435. They used to play together, in a band!Copy !req
436. - Yeah!
- Come on, son!Copy !req
437. Let's get this show on the road!Copy !req
438. Uh...
Just a minute!Copy !req
439. You... party animal, you.Copy !req
440. - You're really serious.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
441. So, uh...Copy !req
442. you aren't still thinkin'
of goin' with someone else, are you?Copy !req
443. - Well, I guess...
- Because I was hopin'...Copy !req
444. I could, uh, wave to you onstageCopy !req
445. when we join Powerline
for the final number.Copy !req
446. This is incredible.Copy !req
447. Well, I wouldn't miss
our date for anythingCopy !req
448. that wasn't incredible, Roxanne.Copy !req
449. Mwa.Copy !req
450. Have a great time at the concert, Max.Copy !req
451. I'll see you on TV!Copy !req
452. Ah. I'm in deep sludge.Copy !req
453. Day one.Copy !req
454. Well, here we are,Copy !req
455. out on the open road,
retracin' the steps of my boyhood.Copy !req
456. And here's Maxie! Ayuk!Copy !req
457. Say hi, Max.Copy !req
458. - Well, how 'bout a wave?
- Not now, Dad.Copy !req
459. Ayuk! What a kidder!Copy !req
460. Hmm.Copy !req
461. Fun games I used to play with my dad.Copy !req
462. Road bingo. Twenty ques...
Hey, Maxie.Copy !req
463. Let's play a game.Copy !req
464. You think of a name,
and I'll try and guess who it is.Copy !req
465. - Uh, man or woman?
- Oh, man.Copy !req
466. A man, huh?Copy !req
467. Hmm, that's a toughie.Copy !req
468. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
469. - Walt Disney!
- Right.Copy !req
470. I'm good at this.Copy !req
471. Now, uh, I'll think of one.Copy !req
472. Hmm.Copy !req
473. Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh?Copy !req
474. Me and my dad used to sing
this one all the time.Copy !req
475. High hopes He's got high hopesCopy !req
476. He's got high apple
pie In the sky hopesCopy !req
477. Oops, there goes another...Copy !req
478. Oops, there goes...
Oops, there goes...Copy !req
479. Oops...Copy !req
480. Oh, g-great, Dad.
Now we don't have any music!Copy !req
481. Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad.Copy !req
482. We'll just have to entertain ourselves!Copy !req
483. Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
484. Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
485. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof!Copy !req
486. Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping.Copy !req
487. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.Copy !req
488. - Ping-ping-ping.
- Putt-putt-poof.Copy !req
489. Do ya need a break from modern livin'?Copy !req
490. Do you long to shed your weary load?Copy !req
491. If your nerves are raw
And your brain is friedCopy !req
492. Just grab a friend
And take a ride togetherCopy !req
493. On the open road
Come on, Maxie! Ayuk!Copy !req
494. All in all, I'd rather have detentionCopy !req
495. All in all, I'd rather eat a toadCopy !req
496. Yuck!Copy !req
497. Old man drives like such a klutzCopy !req
498. That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly...Copy !req
499. Upon the open roadCopy !req
500. There's nothin' can upset meCopy !req
501. 'Cause now we're on our wayCopy !req
502. Our trusty map will guide us
Straight and trueCopy !req
503. Roxanne, please don't forget meCopy !req
504. I will return somedayCopy !req
505. Though I may be in traction when I doCopy !req
506. - Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
- This is worse...Copy !req
507. - Than dragon breath and acne
- In a buddy-buddy kind of wayCopy !req
508. I'm so mad I think I may explodeCopy !req
509. - When I see that highway I could cry
- That's funny, so could ICopy !req
510. Just bein' out on the open roadCopy !req
511. Howdy, boys Is this
the way to Nashville?Copy !req
512. Watch it, Mac!Copy !req
513. Or you'll be gettin' towedCopy !req
514. I'm in no hurry to arriveCopy !req
515. 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-fiveCopy !req
516. The next time I sees the open roadCopy !req
517. - Just a week of rest and relaxation
- Yeah!Copy !req
518. And the odd romantic
episode Very odd!Copy !req
519. And it's Califor-Ni-a or bustCopy !req
520. Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dustCopy !req
521. From now on, I own the open roadCopy !req
522. It's me and little MaxieCopy !req
523. My pip-squeak pioneerCopy !req
524. They're partners forever, westward hoCopy !req
525. - Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
526. Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here?Copy !req
527. To Beverly Hills 90210Copy !req
528. Oh, every day, another new adventureCopy !req
529. Every mile, another new ZIP CodeCopy !req
530. And the cares we had are gone for goodCopy !req
531. And I'd go with them if I couldCopy !req
532. I got no strings on meCopy !req
533. I'm feelin' fancy freeCopy !req
534. How wonderful to be
On the open ro-oadCopy !req
535. Ro-oadCopy !req
536. You'll all do-do-do-doCopy !req
537. Do-do-do bum-bum-bum
Grandpa! Grandpa!Copy !req
538. Dad, you're gonna get us killed!Copy !req
539. - Why don't you just give me the map?
- Oh, no thanks, son.Copy !req
540. Navigating's a big responsibility.Copy !req
541. Besides, you wouldn't wanna
spoil the big surprise!Copy !req
542. I'm takin' you some place pretty special.Copy !req
543. Gosh! It's even better than I remembered.Copy !req
544. No, Mommy! I don't wanna go!Copy !req
545. Yeah, fun. Tell you what...Copy !req
546. - I'm just gonna wait here in the car.
- Ayuk!Copy !req
547. You party pooper! Come on.Copy !req
548. This is gonna be fun!Copy !req
549. Oh, howdy there, folks.Copy !req
550. Lester's is proud to present...Copy !req
551. the Possum Posse Jamboree.Copy !req
552. Here it is.Copy !req
553. Oh, boy! Just in time.Copy !req
554. Howdy, folks.Copy !req
555. Who's your favorite possum?Copy !req
556. Lester!Copy !req
557. Got us a seat right up front.Copy !req
558. Let me introduce you to the posse.Copy !req
559. Here's Beuford, Beulah,
and Mordachai.Copy !req
560. Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'?
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
561. Sure am, Beuford!Copy !req
562. Now gather 'round my possum palsCopy !req
563. Join the jamboreeCopy !req
564. Come hoot and howl!
And holler from the heart...Copy !req
565. This is pathetic.Copy !req
566. - Here in Lester's Possum Park
Join in, folks.Copy !req
567. This is yodelin' time!Copy !req
568. Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-ooCopy !req
569. Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-oooCopy !req
570. Lester's Possum ParkCopy !req
571. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
572. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
573. Ayuk!
Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-oooCopy !req
574. - Don't you wanna be
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
575. - A-hangin' from a tree?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
576. We're mighty glad to see ya
And the parking's always freeCopy !req
577. Here at Lester's Po-PoCopy !req
578. Po-Possum ParkCopy !req
579. Doodle-do, diddle-doCopy !req
580. Hey, that's the ticket!Copy !req
581. I'll be right back, my little possum pal.Copy !req
582. My life's a living...
Hello, little buddy!Copy !req
583. Who's your favorite possum?Copy !req
584. Don't touch me.Copy !req
585. Aww. Why such a long face?Copy !req
586. You're so sad.Copy !req
587. I know! You need a big hug from Lester.Copy !req
588. - Don't even think about it! No!
- See?Copy !req
589. Now you feel all good inside.Copy !req
590. Beat it, doofus!Copy !req
591. - Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please.
- Here you go, sport.Copy !req
592. What say we get our picture taken?Copy !req
593. - You have got to be kidding.
- Oh, all right.Copy !req
594. But you're missin' out.Copy !req
595. Urgh. Huh?Copy !req
596. Hiya, son!Copy !req
597. Hey, everyone!
Check out the dork!Copy !req
598. Say "sassafras."Copy !req
599. Sassy-frass!Copy !req
600. Argh!Copy !req
601. Ahh! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
602. That's the spirit, Maxie!Copy !req
603. Whoa! No!Copy !req
604. Dad, stop! Please! No!Copy !req
605. Dad, look, this is embarrassing.Copy !req
606. No, no, no!Copy !req
607. Let go! Dad!Copy !req
608. Ta-da! Ayuk.Copy !req
609. It's Dork and Dork Junior!
Hah-hah-hah!Copy !req
610. - Argh!
- Max!Copy !req
611. Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do?Copy !req
612. - Trying to get away from you!
- Me?Copy !req
613. - What'd I do?
- Forget it!Copy !req
614. I thought we was having fun.
What's the matter?Copy !req
615. Nothin'. Let's just go.Copy !req
616. Well, come on!Copy !req
617. Hey, you dropped your hat.Copy !req
618. Ah! This is the stupidest vacation!Copy !req
619. You drag me from home,
you jam me in this dumb car,Copy !req
620. then drive me a million miles away
to see some stupid rat show!Copy !req
621. Call me when the trip's over.Copy !req
622. Hey, Max.Copy !req
623. You wanna get in some fishin' practice?Copy !req
624. Just a couple of days
'til we get to Lake Destiny.Copy !req
625. Maybe later.Copy !req
626. Whoa!Copy !req
627. Now that's camping.Copy !req
628. Did you say somethin', Max? Ow!Copy !req
629. - Pete?
- Goofy?Copy !req
630. Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah!Copy !req
631. Who'd've thunk it, huh?Copy !req
632. - Is P.J. here?
- Who? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
633. I'm sure he's loafin'
around here somewhere.Copy !req
634. It ain't a question of howCopy !req
635. Just a matter of whenCopy !req
636. You get the message
That I'm trying to singCopy !req
637. I'm under a spell, I'm in over my headCopy !req
638. And you know I'm goin'
All of the way to the endCopy !req
639. What a goob!Copy !req
640. To stand out above the crowdCopy !req
641. Even if you got to shout out loudCopy !req
642. No matter what the look is
It's Max, I get...Copy !req
643. - Max!
'H-H-Hey!Copy !req
644. Whoa! Small wilderness, dude.Copy !req
645. - Didn't expect to run into you.
- Apparently not.Copy !req
646. You're just jealous, man,
'cause you ain't got the moves!Copy !req
647. Yeah, you can keep the moves.Copy !req
648. But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh!Copy !req
649. - You are so lucky, man.
- Me? Oh, come on. You're the star.Copy !req
650. - Wh-What do you...
- Going to the Powerline concert.Copy !req
651. - Ah! It's unbelievable, man.
- Who told you about that?Copy !req
652. Hey, come on. Everybody in town
knows about it, Max.Copy !req
653. You are gonna be famous, buddy.Copy !req
654. Especially with Roxanne.Copy !req
655. There's, uh, only one person
who doesn't know about it yet, Pee;.Copy !req
656. - Who?
- My dad.Copy !req
657. So tell me, Goof.Copy !req
658. Is that kid of yours
still givin' you guff?Copy !req
659. Oh, I don't know what's wrong.Copy !req
660. Just seems like everything I try
only drives Max further away.Copy !req
661. Maybe I oughta just back off,
I don't know.Copy !req
662. Wrong, Goof.Copy !req
663. Look, if you keep 'em
under your thumb,Copy !req
664. they'll never end up in the gutter.Copy !req
665. Too bad, Pete. Almost.Copy !req
666. Almost? Hah!Copy !req
667. Watch this.Copy !req
668. P.J.!Copy !req
669. Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir.Copy !req
670. Whoo-hoo! Strike-ola!Copy !req
671. Yee-haw! Thank you.
Thank you. Yes!Copy !req
672. And the crowd goes wild!
Ahh-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
673. High five, son!Copy !req
674. Psych!Copy !req
675. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
676. Say, Goof, why don't
you two stay for dinner?Copy !req
677. - Cool!
- Oh, no thanks, Pete.Copy !req
678. - Max and I have some fish to catch.
- Dad, we can do that tomorrow.Copy !req
679. So, uh, what're we havin'?Copy !req
680. - But, Max, I thought...
- Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof.Copy !req
681. - Maximilian!
- What?Copy !req
682. Get your gear, little man.Copy !req
683. We're goin' fishin'!Copy !req
684. And I mean now!Copy !req
685. Dad, I don't even know how to fish.Copy !req
686. Oh, now come on.
That never stopped me!Copy !req
687. Let me show you a little family secret,Copy !req
688. handed down through
about 12 or 13 Goof generations.Copy !req
689. The perfect cast!Copy !req
690. The perfect what?Copy !req
691. The perfect cast.Copy !req
692. My dad taught it to me
when I was about your age.Copy !req
693. Okay now, watch carefully.Copy !req
694. You gotta be I-ll-loose.Copy !req
695. Relaxed, with your feet apart.Copy !req
696. And... ten o'clock, two o'clock...Copy !req
697. Quarter to three, tour jete.Copy !req
698. Twist, over, pas de deux.Copy !req
699. I'm a little teapot
And the windup!Copy !req
700. Huh?Copy !req
701. And let her fly!Copy !req
702. The perfect cast.Copy !req
703. Huh?Copy !req
704. And now we reel her in.Copy !req
705. Grrr. Ah! Ooh!Copy !req
706. Oof! Grrr!Copy !req
707. - Whoa!
- Grrr!Copy !req
708. Quick, get the camera!Copy !req
709. Must be over three pounds.Copy !req
710. I don't wanna miss this!Copy !req
711. Look, Max!Copy !req
712. A... duh, D-Dad?Copy !req
713. It's Bigfoot!Copy !req
714. Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
You're out of focus.Copy !req
715. What's the idea?Copy !req
716. Bigfoot!Copy !req
717. Behold the legendary Bigfoot!Copy !req
718. Fabled, but seldom...
Yeow-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
719. - It's locked!
- Quick! The sunroof!Copy !req
720. Hurry up!Copy !req
721. Hurry up!Copy !req
722. Huh?Copy !req
723. Whoa!Copy !req
724. I can't believe it!Copy !req
725. Bigfoot!Copy !req
726. And I got the only video!Copy !req
727. We're gonna be famous!Copy !req
728. Huh? Grrr.Copy !req
729. Let's just get outta here.Copy !req
730. Ha-ha!Copy !req
731. Ooh.Copy !req
732. Is he gone yet?Copy !req
733. Mm-mm-mm-mm?Copy !req
734. - Nnn. Bb-fftt.
- Bb-bbb-bbb.Copy !req
735. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
736. Nope. He's still here.Copy !req
737. Ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
738. Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot
or your stomach?Copy !req
739. Man, I'm starving.Copy !req
740. Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up.Copy !req
741. Huh?Copy !req
742. Uh, Dad?Copy !req
743. Dad!Copy !req
744. Stop playing around! He's coming!Copy !req
745. You can tell by the way
I use my walk I'm a woman's manCopy !req
746. No time to talkCopy !req
747. I've been kicked around
Since I was bornCopy !req
748. But then it's all right, it's okayCopy !req
749. Well, it's nice to know
this thing's good for somethin'.Copy !req
750. Ah, ah, ah, ah
Stayin' alive, stayin' aliveCopy !req
751. Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive...Copy !req
752. What's so funny?Copy !req
753. "Hi, Dad" Soup.Copy !req
754. Huh?Copy !req
755. Don't tell me you don't remember
"Hi, Dad" Soup!Copy !req
756. Oh, come on. Sure you do.Copy !req
757. You used to spell things out
using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad,"Copy !req
758. - Or Maxie, or...
- Ambidextrous?Copy !req
759. Yeah! That's... Huh?Copy !req
760. No! Little words like...Copy !req
761. - Hasta la vista?
- Like "Bye-bye."Copy !req
762. - Or "I pledge allegiance"...
- Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you."Copy !req
763. Is, uh... is it soup yet?Copy !req
764. Oh, oh. I almost forgot.Copy !req
765. Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that?Copy !req
766. Your grandad taught me that
when we went to Yosemite.Copy !req
767. You two did a lot together, huh?Copy !req
768. Yep.Copy !req
769. - Max, you and ll...
- Dad, I'm sorry...Copy !req
770. Um, um...
how's the soup?Copy !req
771. Not bad. Um, not... Ahem.Copy !req
772. - What?
- N-nothin'.Copy !req
773. Well, we might as well
get some shuteye.Copy !req
774. I don't think we're goin'
anywhere tonight.Copy !req
775. Hi, Maxie.Copy !req
776. "Dear Roxanne,Copy !req
777. "I couldn't sleep...Copy !req
778. "so I thought I'd drop you a line.Copy !req
779. "Dad and I are having a great time!
We're only days away from L.A.Copy !req
780. "and I can hardly wait
for the big concert.”Copy !req
781. More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please.Copy !req
782. "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied,Copy !req
783. "but I'm not really going
to the Powerline concert.Copy !req
784. "You may never want
to see me again... ”Copy !req
785. Oh, man.Copy !req
786. I'm dead no matter what I do!Copy !req
787. How many cups of sugar
does it take to get to the moon?Copy !req
788. Ah... three and a half?Copy !req
789. - Pickup!
- Hold your horses.Copy !req
790. - Short stack?
- Right here.Copy !req
791. Here you go, hun. Eggs?Copy !req
792. Eggs?Copy !req
793. - Eggs!
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry.Copy !req
794. Here you go, cutie.Copy !req
795. - Max, I think we need to talk about this.
- Huh?Copy !req
796. Seems to me you need to start
taking some responsibility around here.Copy !req
797. Excuse me. Can I have
your attention, please?Copy !req
798. I, Goofy, hereby dub my son
Maximilian...Copy !req
799. Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer"
of this here road trip.Copy !req
800. - Isn't that nice?
- Hee-haw!Copy !req
801. Seriously?Copy !req
802. I'm not even lookin'
at the map any more.Copy !req
803. As a matter of fact, you can pick all
the stops from here to Lake Destiny.Copy !req
804. I trust you wholeheartedly, son.Copy !req
805. To the open road!Copy !req
806. To the... open road!Copy !req
807. Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo!Copy !req
808. - Ooh!
- Ow!Copy !req
809. - Ya-hoo!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
810. Oh boy!Copy !req
811. Whoa!Copy !req
812. Oo-oo-waah!Copy !req
813. - Wah-ha-hoo!
- Oof!Copy !req
814. Gosh!Copy !req
815. Whoa-ho-ho!Copy !req
816. Check out the bed!Copy !req
817. Check out the dresser!Copy !req
818. Coral!Copy !req
819. Nice lamp.Copy !req
820. Classy choice there, Navigator.Copy !req
821. - This is the police!
- Huh?Copy !req
822. We've got the place surrounded, see?
You Goofs come out with your hands up.Copy !req
823. You should've seen the look on your face!Copy !req
824. - Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete!
- Me?Copy !req
825. You jumped outta your skin!Copy !req
826. - I was just pretendin' for your sake.
- All right, sure!Copy !req
827. - Did too!
- Did not!Copy !req
828. Oh, ain't this sweet?Copy !req
829. Don't let him fool you with that
buddy-buddy act now.Copy !req
830. Under your thumb!Copy !req
831. So... since we're all bein'
palsy-walsy here,Copy !req
832. - how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV?
- Well...Copy !req
833. Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord.
You'll hardly even notice it.Copy !req
834. - Okay.
- Great! P.J.!Copy !req
835. Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza?
This might take a while.Copy !req
836. - No, I mean it... Ahh!
- Here you go, kids.Copy !req
837. I'm gonna check out the hot tub.Copy !req
838. - Okay, sir.
- All right.Copy !req
839. I can't believe you, man.Copy !req
840. Whatever made you think your dad
would fall for a stupid idea like that?Copy !req
841. - It wasn't stupid!
- Come on! It was really stupid.Copy !req
842. Changing the map?Copy !req
843. I didn't know what I was doin',
all right? I-I was panicked.Copy !req
844. Oof-oof-oof.Copy !req
845. Oh-oh-ah-ah!Copy !req
846. Ah!Copy !req
847. Taking a break from
the MTV generation, huh?Copy !req
848. Can't say I blame ya.Copy !req
849. People are always puttin'
too much water in these things.Copy !req
850. So, um...Copy !req
851. you and your son seem to be, uh,
gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh?Copy !req
852. Yeah, it's been great!Copy !req
853. You know, it's funny, but none
of your techniques worked for me.Copy !req
854. The harder I tried, the worse it got.Copy !req
855. - Once I eased up, things just clicked!
- Oh, that's swell.Copy !req
856. So, there's no problems then, huh?Copy !req
857. Not a one!Copy !req
858. That's, uh...Copy !req
859. I just hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but uh...Copy !req
860. What is it, Pete?Copy !req
861. - Your kid's dupin' ya.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
862. Well, I heard the little mutant tellin'
P.J. that he changed the map,Copy !req
863. so you're headin' straight to L.A., pal.Copy !req
864. - What?
- Oh, you tried, Goof.Copy !req
865. He's just a bad kid, that's all.Copy !req
866. I don't believe you.Copy !req
867. - What?
- I don't believe ya, Pete!Copy !req
868. Well, hey, don't take my word for it.
Check your map.Copy !req
869. I don't need to check the map.Copy !req
870. I trust my son.Copy !req
871. You know, maybe Max isn't all the things
that you think a son should be.Copy !req
872. But... he loves me.Copy !req
873. Hey, my son respects me!Copy !req
874. Yeah.Copy !req
875. Check the map, Goof!Copy !req
876. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
877. Sorry about the mess.
I'll clean it up.Copy !req
878. - Me think I better go.
- See ya, Peej.Copy !req
879. - Don't forget... Powerline!
- Shh!Copy !req
880. Well, here you go, Navigator.Copy !req
881. Just follow my route on the map, son.Copy !req
882. Okay.Copy !req
883. Um, huh...Copy !req
884. Here comes our junction.Copy !req
885. Okay, Max, now this is it.
Left or right?Copy !req
886. Uh...Copy !req
887. Come on, Max!Copy !req
888. Uh, left!Copy !req
889. Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad?Copy !req
890. Uh... a game?Copy !req
891. A game. Yeah!
Yeah, a game. Okay.Copy !req
892. Uh... a man or woman?Copy !req
893. A man? Man, okay.
Uh... Walt Disney!Copy !req
894. Dad... Listen, about
my directions...Copy !req
895. Will you listen to me?
I gotta tell you somethin', Dad.Copy !req
896. Why bother? I'm probably too stupid
to understand anyway.Copy !req
897. Right?Copy !req
898. Ah, forget it.Copy !req
899. H-H-Hey, the car!Copy !req
900. - What? Now you want to drive, too?
- No, Dad.Copy !req
901. The car! Look!Copy !req
902. The car!Copy !req
903. What'd you do now, Max?Copy !req
904. I didn't do anything, Dad.
I only touched it.Copy !req
905. W-W-Whoa!Copy !req
906. You locked it!Copy !req
907. I locked it? It's your door.
You locked it.Copy !req
908. Well, you distracted me.Copy !req
909. Whoa!Copy !req
910. You should've put the brake on.Copy !req
911. Why don't you just put it on yourself?Copy !req
912. See? You ruin everything.Copy !req
913. W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation.Copy !req
914. I ruined it?Copy !req
915. I never... wanted to go...Copy !req
916. on this stupid... vacation!Copy !req
917. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
918. - Now look where you've got us, Dad!
- Where I got us?Copy !req
919. - You should've let me stay at home.
- Why?Copy !req
920. So you'd end up in prison?Copy !req
921. Prison? What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
922. - Your principal called me.
- It's not what you think.Copy !req
923. You even lied to me!Copy !req
924. I had to! You were ruining my life.Copy !req
925. I was only tryin'
to take my boy fishin', okay?Copy !req
926. I'm not your little boy any more, Dad!Copy !req
927. I've grown up.Copy !req
928. I've got my own life now.Copy !req
929. I know that!Copy !req
930. I just wanted to be part of it.Copy !req
931. You're my son, Max.Copy !req
932. No matter how big you get,Copy !req
933. you'll always be my son.Copy !req
934. There are times you drive me
Shall we say, bananasCopy !req
935. And your mind is missin'
No offense, a screwCopy !req
936. None taken.Copy !req
937. Still, whatever mess I land inCopy !req
938. Who is always understandin'?Copy !req
939. Nobody else but youCopy !req
940. Oh, your moodiness is
Now and then bewilderin'Copy !req
941. And your values may be
So to speak, askewCopy !req
942. - Gesundheit.
- Thanks.Copy !req
943. Who deserves a hero's trophyCopy !req
944. As we face each catastro-phee?Copy !req
945. Nobody else but youCopy !req
946. Nobody else but youCopy !req
947. It's just our luckCopy !req
948. We're stuck together
Nobody else but youCopy !req
949. It's crazy enough to believe
We'll come throughCopy !req
950. So your jokes are all
Let's face it, prehistoricCopy !req
951. And your music sounds
Like monkeys in a zooCopy !req
952. But when life becomes distressin'Copy !req
953. Who will I be SOS-in'?Copy !req
954. If you're havin' trouble guessingCopy !req
955. Here's a clueCopy !req
956. Though he seems intoxicatedCopy !req
957. He's just highly animatedCopy !req
958. And he's nobody else butCopy !req
959. Nobody else but youCopy !req
960. We've turned intoCopy !req
961. A true-blue duo Hard
times, we've had a fewCopy !req
962. Like we're thrown in the drinkCopy !req
963. Like we're tossed out of townCopy !req
964. But when I start to sinkCopy !req
965. Hey, I'd rather go downCopy !req
966. With nobody elseCopy !req
967. But Y-O-U Aw, Dad!Copy !req
968. Anyway, I figure she's never
gonna want to talk to me again,Copy !req
969. much less go out with me.Copy !req
970. - What a dumb lie, huh?
- What do you know?Copy !req
971. My Maxie... in love.Copy !req
972. Gosh, you're really growin' up.Copy !req
973. It happened so fast...
I guess I sort of missed it.Copy !req
974. Well, I think the only thing
for us to do nowCopy !req
975. is to get you up onstage
with this Powerline feller.Copy !req
976. Uh, how are we gonna do that?Copy !req
977. - Well, you just leave that up to me.
- No, Dad, really,Copy !req
978. I-I think we should just,
you know, forget it.Copy !req
979. Now how come you always think I'm gonna
lead you into some sort of calamity?Copy !req
980. Uh, uh, Dad? Dad?Copy !req
981. - What's wrong now?
- Look!Copy !req
982. Ayuk! A waterfall.Copy !req
983. Waterfall!Copy !req
984. Dad!Copy !req
985. Max!Copy !req
986. Grab a hold, Max!Copy !req
987. No!Copy !req
988. No! Ah!Copy !req
989. Whoa!Copy !req
990. Aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
991. Dad!Copy !req
992. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
993. Ten o'clock, two o'clock,
quarter to three. Tour jeté.Copy !req
994. Twist. I'm a little
teapot Let her fly!Copy !req
995. Huh?Copy !req
996. Aaah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
997. The perfect cast.Copy !req
998. Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.Copy !req
999. And it's not over yet!Copy !req
1000. - Dad.Copy !req
1001. Oof. We made it!Copy !req
1002. Come on, Max.
Let's get you onstage.Copy !req
1003. Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea.Copy !req
1004. Yeah, yeah Oh, then again...Copy !req
1005. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
1006. Hey yeahCopy !req
1007. I got myself a notionCopy !req
1008. One I know that you'll understandCopy !req
1009. We set the world in motionCopy !req
1010. By reaching out for each other's handCopy !req
1011. - Dad?
- Maybe we'll discoverCopy !req
1012. What we should have known all alongCopy !req
1013. - What are you doin' here? Hey!
- YeahCopy !req
1014. - One way or another
- Max? Max?Copy !req
1015. Together's where we both belongCopy !req
1016. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1017. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1018. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1019. For the first time everCopy !req
1020. We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1021. That Goof kid ain't there.Copy !req
1022. Don't worry, he'll be there.Copy !req
1023. - Seein' it I-2-I
Seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1024. Excuse me. Uh... Seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1025. - I think we're seein' it
- Max?Copy !req
1026. Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee!Copy !req
1027. Hey, Dad. Dad!Copy !req
1028. Do the perfect cast!Copy !req
1029. If you're ever lonelyCopy !req
1030. Stop, you don't have to beCopy !req
1031. Whoa! Whoaaa!Copy !req
1032. After all, it's only a beat awayCopy !req
1033. From you to meCopy !req
1034. - Take a look inside to see
- YeahCopy !req
1035. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1036. Yeah! Max is on the tube!
That's Max. I know him...Copy !req
1037. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1038. For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1039. He did it!Copy !req
1040. Seein' it I-2-I
Seein' it I-2-I, babyCopy !req
1041. - For the first time
- For the first timeCopy !req
1042. - Seein' it, seein' it, baby
- Yeah!Copy !req
1043. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1044. For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1045. Come on, babyCopy !req
1046. - I-2-I
- I-2-ICopy !req
1047. I-2-I Yeah, I-2-ICopy !req
1048. You're doin' the right thing, son.Copy !req
1049. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1050. But she'll probably
never talk to me again.Copy !req
1051. Well, if she doesn't...Copy !req
1052. maybe she's just not the one for you.Copy !req
1053. That's what I'm afraid of.Copy !req
1054. Ah, hi! Remember me?Copy !req
1055. Daddy!Copy !req
1056. Max, I saw you on TV.Copy !req
1057. You were great!Copy !req
1058. Yeah? I mean, no, no.Copy !req
1059. I mean, uh...Copy !req
1060. Roxanne, I lied to you.
I don't even know Powerline.Copy !req
1061. What are you talking about?
A billion people saw you dance with him.Copy !req
1062. Yeah, well...Copy !req
1063. I never met him before...
the concert, that is.Copy !req
1064. You mean that story
about Powerline and your dad...Copy !req
1065. Why would you make up something like that?Copy !req
1066. I don't know.Copy !req
1067. I guess I just...
wanted you to like me.Copy !req
1068. I already liked you, Max.Copy !req
1069. From the very first time
I heard you laugh.Copy !req
1070. "Ayuk."Copy !req
1071. So, you wanna do something tonight?Copy !req
1072. Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't.Copy !req
1073. What?Copy !req
1074. Well, I'm kinda doin'
somethin' with my dad.Copy !req
1075. Honest!Copy !req
1076. - How 'bout tomorrow?
- Deal.Copy !req
1077. Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk!Copy !req
1078. Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!Copy !req
1079. Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.Copy !req
1080. Enchanté, mademoiselle.Copy !req
1081. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
1082. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1083. I got myself a notionCopy !req
1084. And one I know that you'll understandCopy !req
1085. We'll set the world in motionCopy !req
1086. By reaching out for each other's handCopy !req
1087. Maybe we'll discoverCopy !req
1088. What we should have
known all along YeahCopy !req
1089. One way or another
Together's where we both belongCopy !req
1090. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1091. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1092. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1093. For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1094. If a wall should come between usCopy !req
1095. Too high to climb
Too hard to break throughCopy !req
1096. I know that love will lead usCopy !req
1097. And find a way to bring me to youCopy !req
1098. So don't be in a hurryCopy !req
1099. Think before you count us outCopy !req
1100. Oh, you don't have to worryCopy !req
1101. - I will never let you down
- Nothin's gonna stop us nowCopy !req
1102. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1103. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1104. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1105. For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1106. Yes, we're seein'
it I-2-I Yes, we areCopy !req
1107. Seein' it I-2-I Seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1108. Seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1109. I guess we're seein'
it I-2-I, yeah I-2-ICopy !req
1110. If you're ever lonely, stopCopy !req
1111. You don't have to beCopy !req
1112. After all it's only
A beat away from you to meCopy !req
1113. Take a look inside to see, yeahCopy !req
1114. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1115. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1116. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1117. For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1118. If we listen to each other's heartCopy !req
1119. We'll find we're never too far apartCopy !req
1120. And maybe love is the reason whyCopy !req
1121. For the first time ever
We're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1122. Seein' it I-2-I
Seein' it I-2-I, babyCopy !req
1123. For the first time
For the first timeCopy !req
1124. Seein' it, seein' it, babyCopy !req
1125. Seein' it I-2-I, yeahCopy !req
1126. For the first time ever
Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1127. Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it I-2-ICopy !req
1128. I-2-I, yeah Come
on, baby, I-2-I, I-2-ICopy !req
1129. Yeah, I-2-I Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!Copy !req