1.  - Garfield, wake up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  - Good morning, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  - No time for
small talk, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  It's Christmas morning and
you know what that means.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  - Of course, I do.
Christmas means presents.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  Lots and lots of presents.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  - First things
first, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  You can't open presents
on an empty stomach.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  Here are your
breakfast lasagnas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  You may eat your way
to the tree.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Okay, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  You wait right here
while I get your gift.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  - Now that's what
I call a Christmas gift.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  - It's the gift that
keeps on giving, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  Here, let me show you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  Now watch this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  This gift-giving machine
can read your mind.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  Whatever you think of,
it will give you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  Observe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  Neat, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  - Let me try that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  And that's just
for starters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  Now this is what
Christmas is all about.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  - Things, stuff, gadgets,
toys, greed, avarice.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  I love it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  Garfield!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  Wake up.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  Oh, it's you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  Leave your number.
I'll get back to you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  - Hey, Garfield,
guess what today is.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  - Listen carefully, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  I don't do pop quizzes
before breakfast, okay?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  - Are you ready
for this, Garfield?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  It's Christmas Eve morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  We're gonna pack up
our presentsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  and go to the farm
for Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  Won't that be fun?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  - You got a real sick
sense of humor, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  You know that, don't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  - The whole family's
gonna be there.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  Dad, Mom and Grandma
and Doc Boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  - And Good Boy and Bad Boy
and Oh Boy and Attaboy...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  - Come on, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  We have a busy day
ahead of us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  - Why is it every Christmas
I get drug outta my warm bedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  just to see some
stupid old relatives?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  And why is it I always have
to go to the stupid old farm?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  Why can't they come here
where my warm bed is?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  And why am I whispering?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  - We're almost back
on the farm now, boys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  I can almost smell Mom's
chestnut dressingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  baking in the oven right now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  - It's not what I smell.
- There's no doubt about it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Christmas is
my favorite holiday.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  The air is crisp,
homes are brightly decorated,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  and everybody's
walking aroundCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  with big smiles
on their faces.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Yeah, well,
almost everybody.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  I think the best partCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  is watching
the faces of childrenCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  and sharing the memories of
being a child at Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  I remember when my brother,
Doc Boy, and I were little.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  - Oh, brother.
Here we go again.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  - Now behave yourself
this Christmas, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  - No problem.
I'll wait in the car.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  - Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, Mom!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  - Oh, merry Christmas
to you, too, honey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  Oh, it's so nice to see you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  Here, let me take
those packages.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  - Hi, Dad.
Merry Christmas!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  - Merry Christmas,
city slicker.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  - Doc Boy!
How's my favorite brother?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  - Don't call me Doc Boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  And you've probably forgotten
I'm your only brother.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  - Oh, right.
- Don't mind me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  You can visit until your lips
fall off for all I care.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  I'll just sit here
in the dark aloneCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  until you decide to come
over and pay your respects.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  Nobody gives a hoot about
an old woman like me anyway.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  - How could I ignore
my favorite girl?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Merry Christmas, Grandma.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  - Oh, merry Christmas, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  - Oh, I been doing okay,
considering.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  What's this, Jon?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  I see you're putting
on a little belly.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  Is that city life
making you soft?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  - Ooh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  - Oh, you're
getting soft, boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  You need to get more physical.
Take me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  I do 100 sit-ups every morning.
My belly is hard as a rock.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  Come on.
Hit me right here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  Give me your best shot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  - Uh, Grandma, you remember
Garfield, don't you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  - Well, I'll be.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  I remember back when all
we had were wood-burning cats.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  Lord, what'll
they think of next?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  - Bizarre.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  The whole family is together
again for the holidays.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  Oh, we are going to have
such a splendid Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  Oh, I'm so happy
I could just burst.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  - Oh, put a sock
in it, dearie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  Let's go finish dinner.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  - I can see Grandma and I
are gonna get along just fine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  - This is what it's
all about, right, boys?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  Hard work, brisk weather
and beautiful scenery.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  I think somebody
turned the lights out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  In fact, I'd go
so far as to say thingsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  can't get must worse than...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  - Oh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  I gotta quit saying that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  - By any chance,
you're not thinkingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  of putting chili powder
in my sausage gravy,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  are you, Grandma?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  - Why, no.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  Heavens to Betsy, child, what
would give you such a notion?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  Just 'cause my chili gravyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  won a Blue Ribbon at
the County FairCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  and your gravy
didn't even place.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Who am I to tell you
how to make gravy?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  The Green County
Gravy Champion, that's who.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  - Hey, Garfield,
where's Odie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  - In the barn.
Let's eat.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  What's this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  Why, it's sausage gravy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  Perfect!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  - Mm, this smells great.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  - Doc Boy, will you
say grace, please?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  - Oh, Mom.
- Doc Boy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  - I never know what to—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  Lord, we just wanna tell youCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  how grateful we are
for this foodCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  and for letting us all be here
together on Christmas Eve.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  - Amen.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  - And as surely as
the waters of the streamsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  and the rivers find the sea,
let each of us find happinessCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  and wisdom in this our—Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  Thanks, Lord.
Let's eat.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  - Hey, Mom,
pass the potatoes, please.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  - Scalloped, whipped,
fried, baked or boiled?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  - Mom, you always fix
too much food.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  - I know, honey, I know.
Now what would you like?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  - I can't decide.
Just give me a piece of pie.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  - Apple, peach,
pumpkin, blueberry,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  cherry or banana cream?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  - Mm, attentive service,
excellent cuisine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  However, the decor leaves
something to be desired.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  I give this place two stars.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  - You sure are packing the food
away tonight, Grandma.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  - I'm eating for
two now, dear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  - Ah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  - That was a great meal, Mom.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  - And you too, Grandma.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  - Thank you, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  - Well, it wasn't much, but
I was hoping you'd like it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  - Hey, Garfield, there's
plenty of leftovers.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  Would you like
something to eat?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  - Oh, no, thank you, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  I've opted to watch my
waistline this holiday season.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  - Okay, everybody,
it's time to trim the tree!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  - Just listen to
'em, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  All jawing at once like
a bunch of banshees.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  Crazy, isn't it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  Of course, to make it
through this whole life,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  you have to be
a little crazy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  - You said it, Grandma.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  - Why, just look at me.
I talk to cats.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  - Careful, Dad.
Don't hurt yourself.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  - Why is it we always put
the stupid star on last?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Why don't we put the star
on the top of the tree,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  and then put the tree up?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  - Well, it just
wouldn't be ChristmasCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  if we put the star
on first, honey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  - Hey, Garfield.
Come over here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  Garfield, I have a very
important job for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  It's a dangerous assignment,
but if you succeed,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  you'll be a hero.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  - A hero.
I like that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  - I want you to take
this star up the treeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  and put it on the top.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  - Climbing trees
is my life, sir.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  If I'm not back in an hour,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  send a banana cream pie
after me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  This is gonna be
a piece of cake.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  Never send a man
to do a cat's job.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  - Whoever invented
Christmas treesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  should be drug out into
the street and shot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  Here we go!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  - Ooh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  - Nice touch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
190.  - Why don't you
play for us, Mom?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
191.  - Why, hello, Garfield.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
192.  How did you know I needed
a kitty in my lap?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
193.  - Wild guess.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
194.  - Since Grandpa passed on,
I've whiled awayCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
195.  many a lonely hour rocking
and stroking my cats.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
196.  - I envy those cats.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
197.  - Grandpa was a proud man,
a strong man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
198.  He was a good provider.
We've never had much moneyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
199.  but we always had plenty
of food on the table.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
200.  And he always made
something special for meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
201.  and each of the children
at Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
202.  Men like him didn't feel
like they could showCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
203.  much affection outwardly
to the children.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
204.  But on Christmas, it was okay.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
205.  He always pretended not to be
excited on Christmas morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
206.  But his eyes gave him away.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
207.  I think...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
208.  I think it was his
favorite day of the year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
209.  Sometimes I wake up
in the nightCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
210.  and I can still feel
his strong arms around me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
211.  This is the night
I miss him most.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
212.  - And now,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
213.  it is time for...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
214.  - Dad to read
us our Christmas story.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
215.  - Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
216.  - Which is entitled "Binky, the
Clown Who Saved Christmas."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
217.  - Here's the book, dear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
218.  Now go over to your
favorite chairCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
219.  and we'll all listen
to you read the story.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
220.  - I'm beginning to feel
a little sillyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
221.  reading this book
year after year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
222.  - Oh, but think of
the children, dear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
223.  - Yeah.
- They so look forward to it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
224.  - Right, Dad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
225.  - Yeah, let's see if Binky saves
Christmas again this year.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
226.  - Once upon a time,
there was a clown named BinkyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
227.  who loved children.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
228.  Every time Binky saw children,
he would say, "Hey, kids."Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
229.  - Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Dad, read it with more emotion.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
230.  - Yeah, yeah, and why don't
you say it like Binky says it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
231.  - Every time Binky
saw children,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
232.  he would say, "Hey, kids!"Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
233.  Cut that out.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
234.  And once again, Binky the Clown
saved Christmas for childrenCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
235.  all over the world.
The end.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
236.  - I don't know about you, Jon.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
237.  But for a couple
of minutes there,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
238.  I was getting pretty worried.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
239.  - Ooh, me too.
- All right, boys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
240.  It's time to get
ready for bed.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
241.  - All right!
- Yeah.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
242.  Now where did he go?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
243.  - I don't believe it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
244.  These letters
must be 50 years old.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
245.  - Hey, Dad. Psst.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
246.  - Well, I'm awake now.
What do you boys want?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
247.  - Is it time to open
our presents yet?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
248.  - It's 1:30 in the morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
249.  No, it's not time
to open presents yet!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
250.  - It is Christmas
morning now, you know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
251.  - Doc Boy has
a point there, Dad.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
252.  Any time after midnight
is technicallyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
253.  Christmas morning, you know.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
254.  - Go to bed!
- All right, all right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
255.  - Pleasant dreams, Dad.
It is Christmas morning.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
256.  - I know that and
you know that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
257.  - Well, what do you boys
wanna do first?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
258.  Do you wanna do chores,
do you wanna eat breakfast,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
259.  or do you wanna
open presents?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
260.  - Presents!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
261.  - Oh, Mom and Dad,
thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
262.  - You're welcome, honey.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
263.  Well, that was
a very nice Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
264.  - It's not over yet.
One minute.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
265.  - Why, thank you, Garfield.
What's this?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
266.  Oh, my. Oh, my.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
267.  - Jon, these are
love lettersCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
268.  your Grandpa sent me when
we were courtingCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
269.  a long, long time ago.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
270.  My darlin', if the sea were of
ink and the sky of parchment,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
271.  I couldn't begin
to write my love for you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
272.  When next we meet... oh, my.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
273.  - Well, what does
he say, Grandma?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
274.  - It is inappropriate
for a ladyCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
275.  to talk about
her romances, my dear.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
276.  Garfield, I don't know
how you managedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
277.  to find these letters.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
278.  I think they are
the nicest presentsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
279.  I could have received.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
280.  Thank you very, very much.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
281.  - Yeah. You might say I
just kind of fell into 'em.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
282.  - Okay, I'm coming.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
283.  - Ta-da!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
284.  - Ooh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
285.  - Whoa! Let me try that!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
286.  Odie, sometimes
you amaze me.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
287.  This is the best present
a cat could ever get.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
288.  Now and then,
you're something special.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
289.  - Aw.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
290.  - All right, you guys.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
291.  Just permit me one sentimental
moment here, will you?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
292.  I have something to say.
Christmas.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
293.  It's not the giving,
it's not the getting.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
294.  It's the loving.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
295.  There, I said it.
Now get outta here.Copy !req