1. Come on back to bed, Sylvia.Copy !req
2. Can't you see
I'm cooking
scrapple?Copy !req
3. It can wait.
Sex is in the air.Copy !req
4. Not in here it isn't.
I got work, Vaughn.Copy !req
5. Your mother is at the store.Copy !req
6. It's light out,
for Pete's sake.
What's gotten into you?Copy !req
7. Come on, move!Copy !req
8. God!Copy !req
9. damn it!Copy !req
10. Judas priest.
Oh-hh!Copy !req
11. You seen my keys?Copy !req
12. Ow!Copy !req
13. I said, have you seen my keys?Copy !req
14. Where did you
leave them?Copy !req
15. If I knew where I'd left
them, they wouldn't be
lost, would they?Copy !req
16. Vaughnhole!Copy !req
17. - Oh, Judas priest almighty!Copy !req
18. It's not my fault.Copy !req
19. Somebody left his magazine
and it got me riled up.Copy !req
20. Oh, sure,
"somebody left it."Copy !req
21. Sure, sure...Copy !req
22. You said you didn't want to.Copy !req
23. A man has needs, Sylvia.
Marital needs.Copy !req
24. ooh.Copy !req
25. isn't it
a little early
for that, caprice?Copy !req
26. I'm developing my act, mother.Copy !req
27. Mutilating your mammaries
and gyrating down at
some biker barCopy !req
28. is an act, all right,
an act of defiance.Copy !req
29. I was a legend
at the holiday house,
in case you didn't know.Copy !req
30. Morning, honey.Copy !req
31. Daddy, let me
go down to the bar
and perform.Copy !req
32. You're in home detention,
cupcake.Copy !req
33. The government
wants you to stay indoors
for a while.Copy !req
34. You're just too pretty
to go out.Copy !req
35. We let you keep your tawdry
theatrical mementoes.
Isn't that enough?Copy !req
36. You were convicted
of indecent exposure
for the third time.Copy !req
37. I was promoting
the art of dance.Copy !req
38. With nude loitering?Copy !req
39. Nude and
disorderly conduct?
Nude drunken driving?Copy !req
40. I was not drunk.
I was on pills.Copy !req
41. Something is the matter
with you, caprice.Copy !req
42. You are such a neuter, mother.Copy !req
43. And neuters will never
understand.Copy !req
44. Something is the matter
with your vagina.Copy !req
45. Huh!Copy !req
46. Morning,
Mrs. stickles.Copy !req
47. Oh, you brat!
I'm gonna report you.Copy !req
48. Morning.
Formstone's looking good.Copy !req
49. Ah, it's the real McCoy
alright, vintage.Copy !req
50. - Paid through
the nose for it.
- Oh.Copy !req
51. One thing we've learned...
proper restoration never
comes cheaply.Copy !req
52. I need to go down to
the bar... just for an hour!Copy !req
53. Come on,
dad, don't lock it.
Daddy, let me go!Copy !req
54. My public needs me!Copy !req
55. - Ooh!
- Mrs. stickles,
my name is fat freak Frank.Copy !req
56. And I'm your daughter's
number one fan.Copy !req
57. She moved to
the erie canal area.Copy !req
58. - Hey, Vaughn.Copy !req
59. Hey!Copy !req
60. Caprice retired
from show business.Copy !req
61. She's no longer
a public figure.Copy !req
62. Her name ain't caprice,
it's "Ursula udders."
And she's famous.Copy !req
63. She got the biggest ta-tas
on harford road.Copy !req
64. - Ursula! Ursula udders!Copy !req
65. Texture, that's what I call it.Copy !req
66. It's me, fat freak Frank.Copy !req
67. And I miss them great big...Copy !req
68. destroy all neuters!Copy !req
69. We sure didn't
have this in D.C.Copy !req
70. God, I love Baltimore.
It's a real city
of diversity.Copy !req
71. Sylvia! Sylvia,
we need gas, honey!Copy !req
72. Get gas.Copy !req
73. Honey, still mad?Copy !req
74. Remember to fill it up.
I'll walk, don't worry.Copy !req
75. Hmm?Copy !req
76. Ugh!Copy !req
77. Hi! Grr-rr! Woof!Copy !req
78. - Grr!
- Woof! Woof!Copy !req
79. - hi, Vaughn.
- Morning, Betty.Copy !req
80. Does the pinewood
park-and-pay sell lotions?Copy !req
81. You know...
ointments?Copy !req
82. We sure do.Copy !req
83. How is that fine wife
of yours doing?Copy !req
84. She's up at the store
like always, Wendell.Copy !req
85. Don't you find it funnyCopy !req
86. that every man
in this neighborhood
has a penis?Copy !req
87. Well, not really, Betty.Copy !req
88. Sheeze...!Copy !req
89. Ugh!Copy !req
90. Oh, don't.Copy !req
91. Oh!Copy !req
92. That's it, oh-oh-oh.
Oh, God!Copy !req
93. Oh-oh-oh. That's it, baby.
Talk to the Mike.Copy !req
94. Whoa, that's what I call
a hump job.Copy !req
95. - Come on.Copy !req
96. Oh, okay.Copy !req
97. I'm out of gas.Copy !req
98. Move it, neuter!Copy !req
99. - Oh, God!
- How am I supposed to
move with no gas?Copy !req
100. Get out of the way!
We're in a hurry!Copy !req
101. - filthy little hedges.
- Morning, Marge.Copy !req
102. Growin' all dirty,
makes me sick.Copy !req
103. Hi, I'm "mama bear."Copy !req
104. Have you met
my hus-bear?Copy !req
105. No, I haven't.Copy !req
106. I'm "papa bear."Copy !req
107. And this is our cub,
"baby bear."Copy !req
108. Grrr!Copy !req
109. I'm Vaughn. Welcome
to the harford road area.Copy !req
110. When we take over,
it's gonna be a...Copy !req
111. "Bearquake!"Copy !req
112. - come on.
- Move that piece of shit.Copy !req
113. Can you call
triple-a, please?Copy !req
114. Hurry up, I've got a hot date.Copy !req
115. At 7 A.M.?
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
116. You'd have a date too
if you wore make-up.Copy !req
117. - Your poor husband.
- Huh?Copy !req
118. - Ooh-hh!Copy !req
119. If you could just
help me, I'd...Copy !req
120. ooh!Copy !req
121. It's her!Copy !req
122. Let's go sexing.Copy !req
123. Oh!Copy !req
124. Oh!Copy !req
125. Hello, ma'am.Copy !req
126. My name is ray ray
and I'm here to...
service you.Copy !req
127. I'm Sylvia,
and I hit my head. Oh.Copy !req
128. A concussion
is a terrible thingCopy !req
129. to waste.
It's okay.Copy !req
130. Ooh!
Ooh, I feel all sexy.Copy !req
131. I know you do, Sylvia.Copy !req
132. Show me a sign.Copy !req
133. We knew you'd come.Copy !req
134. All I can do is pass the gift.Copy !req
135. Huh?Copy !req
136. You're a sex addict now
and you'll never be
the same.Copy !req
137. Ooh-aah...!Copy !req
138. There you go. All better?Copy !req
139. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
140. I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
141. Well, you recognized
the concussion and there's
no going back now.Copy !req
142. I'm gonna give you my card.Copy !req
143. Sex addicts
are everywhere,
Sylvia,Copy !req
144. and pretty soon,
harford road
will be ours.Copy !req
145. Oh, hey, hold on.Copy !req
146. Ray ray is a sexual healer.Copy !req
147. Come visit us, Sylvia.Copy !req
148. Your people are waiting.Copy !req
149. Oh.Copy !req
150. One day, we're going
to discover a brand new
sex act,Copy !req
151. one that's never
been performed before.Copy !req
152. And we hope you'll be
with us on that day
of carnal rapture.Copy !req
153. Ooh.Copy !req
154. - Ah...Copy !req
155. Hello, Mrs. stickles.Copy !req
156. Oh boy, am I blushing?Copy !req
157. Everyone is familiar with
the traditional forms
of pornography,Copy !req
158. but the Internet
is creating new forms...Copy !req
159. - you going
to the movies, Dave?
- Huh?Copy !req
160. Hell, you're picking
your seat, aren't you?Copy !req
161. Gays!Copy !req
162. Used to be harford road
was for families.Copy !req
163. Now it's a lesbian aorta.Copy !req
164. Mother, I don't feel well.Copy !req
165. Well, no wonder,Copy !req
166. they've got blatant homosexuals
shopping right in our store.Copy !req
167. They eat life, you know.Copy !req
168. Sperm!Copy !req
169. Did you see those
new neighbors
moving in?Copy !req
170. Hmm? Grown men with
hairy legs prancing
around half naked...Copy !req
171. "we're bears."
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
172. Free country, big Ethel.Copy !req
173. Yeah well,
we got laws
to protect decency.Copy !req
174. And it would be niceCopy !req
175. if somebody
enforced them.
19, 20.Copy !req
176. Well, as my mother
used to say...Copy !req
177. "'each to their own, '
said the old lady as
she kissed the cow."Copy !req
178. Perverts are taking over
this neighborhood.Copy !req
179. Ugh! Mr. mailman,
as of next week,Copy !req
180. we're not carrying
the girlie magazines
no more.Copy !req
181. That's a shame.Copy !req
182. Makes me sick to see
government employees
looking at that filth, Marge.Copy !req
183. And on taxpayers' time yet.
That's why the mail's late.Copy !req
184. And the post office
has the nerve to raise
the price of a stamp.Copy !req
185. While mailmen are
making out everywhere.Copy !req
186. I found a used condom
in my backyard.Copy !req
187. You think that's bad?Copy !req
188. Somebody wrote the word "bone"Copy !req
189. on our parking lot wall
last night.Copy !req
190. We've got
to do something, Marge.Copy !req
191. People have got to know
how bad things are getting.Copy !req
192. No wonder I've got
to take heart pills.Copy !req
193. I read in the paper
the average married coupleCopy !req
194. has sex over 100 times a year.Copy !req
195. That's a lie.
People would be raw
if that was true.Copy !req
196. I'll be at your
meeting alright,
with bells on.Copy !req
197. You have, uh, AAA batteries?Copy !req
198. I certainly do.Copy !req
199. You sure these
are the right ones?Copy !req
200. You want me to take them out?Copy !req
201. No, I guess I'll buy them.Copy !req
202. Well, get down there
and start scarfing.Copy !req
203. What the he...Copy !req
204. No... thank you.Copy !req
205. I'm moving to towson.Copy !req
206. Harford road...
where life is cheap.Copy !req
207. - Only you can prevent
fornication.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
208. You see, Marge?
People in the neighborhood
have had it.Copy !req
209. It wasn't this bad in the '60s.Copy !req
210. You're right.Copy !req
211. Someone left a sex toy
in my neighbor's
wishing well,Copy !req
212. right on her front lawn.Copy !req
213. People are just ignorant
everywhere.Copy !req
214. Morning, big Ethel.Copy !req
215. Uh, what's good
about a morning
with sex toys in it?Copy !req
216. Amen to that.Copy !req
217. My husband's on Viagra.Copy !req
218. - Oh, you poor thing!
- Every minute, he wants it.Copy !req
219. He has no right
to be that roused.Copy !req
220. I'm Viagra-vated
and I'm not gonna
take it anymore.Copy !req
221. Sylvia!Copy !req
222. Feeling better, huh?Copy !req
223. Mail here for Ursula udders.Copy !req
224. Her name is caprice
and she's got shingles.Copy !req
225. Our daughter doesn't
really participate in
the mail these days.Copy !req
226. I'll take the fan mail
to her, Warren.
Don't you worry.Copy !req
227. You should be
ashamed of yourself,
Mr. mailman.Copy !req
228. Ashamed of what, big Ethel?Copy !req
229. - Damn, I could
deliver that one.
- Oh, keep it up.Copy !req
230. I'm gonna call
the postmaster general...
if he's not making out...Copy !req
231. and report your potty mouth.Copy !req
232. Sex addicts
are everywhere,
Sylvia.Copy !req
233. You wanna have funch?Copy !req
234. What's "funch," honey?Copy !req
235. Funnin' after lunch.Copy !req
236. - Vaughn: Funch, uh?Copy !req
237. Come on.
This must be
my lucky day.Copy !req
238. - Hmm, spaghetti...
- Yeah, she'll ring it up
for you.Copy !req
239. Big Ethel:
Where do you two
think you're going?Copy !req
240. It's not safe out.Copy !req
241. People are shaving
their crotches as we speak.Copy !req
242. There's pubic hair
in the air everywhere.Copy !req
243. Big Ethel:
We're having
a decency rally,Copy !req
244. and I think you two
need to be there.Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. - Vaughn: What kind
of station is that?
- A good one.Copy !req
247. - feeling frisky, eh?
- Sylvia: Uh-huh.Copy !req
248. Let's open
one of caprice's
fan letters.Copy !req
249. That's her personal mail.Copy !req
250. Oh, look...Copy !req
251. It's from the mailman.
He sent caprice a photo
of his penis. Ooh!Copy !req
252. He what?Copy !req
253. Are you kidding me?
Give me the picture.Copy !req
254. Give me the picture.
I'm not... give me the pic...
I'm not kidding around.Copy !req
255. This is disgusting.Copy !req
256. Well, he's got a big one.Copy !req
257. What kinda talk is that?Copy !req
258. Oh, they're all photos
of the mailman's unit.Copy !req
259. I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
260. Yes, sir,
a real arse-opener!Copy !req
261. Stop it, Sylvia.Copy !req
262. Pink steel!Copy !req
263. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
264. Hey, Vaughn,
feel like "yodeling
in the canyon"?Copy !req
265. We have to visit
my mother, remember?Copy !req
266. Oh, come on,
you wanted to earlier.Copy !req
267. Well, not that, I didn't.Copy !req
268. Come on, Vaughn,
discover the oyster.Copy !req
269. Honey, this is
pinewood Avenue.
We live here.Copy !req
270. Can't we wait
till we get back
to the house?Copy !req
271. Oh, go "way down
South in Dixie."Copy !req
272. Alright, alright,
just keep a look out.Copy !req
273. Okay.Copy !req
274. Ooh!Copy !req
275. Aah!Copy !req
276. No...!Copy !req
277. Oh!Copy !req
278. Now that's what I call
"sneezing in the cabbage."Copy !req
279. Big Ethel:
Harford road,
let's all band together.Copy !req
280. Horndogs are everywhere.
Pretty soon they'll be
living next door.Copy !req
281. Decency, that's all
I'm asking for. Decency!Copy !req
282. Decency's fine.Copy !req
283. But diversity in a neighborhood
is a good thing, too.Copy !req
284. This isn't diversity,
it's depravity.Copy !req
285. On my way over here,
I saw a manCopy !req
286. performing oral sex on a ladyCopy !req
287. in a car in broad daylight.Copy !req
288. Lesbians have taken over
the softball fields.Copy !req
289. So? Lesbians are
good neighbors.Copy !req
290. We need to start
by teaching tolerance
in our own homes.Copy !req
291. Some guy was
playing with himself
near me in the movies.Copy !req
292. You saying
that's normal?
His crotch was shaved!Copy !req
293. These are isolated incidents.Copy !req
294. No, they're not.Copy !req
295. Look, I'm not a prude.
I'm married to an Italian.Copy !req
296. But I am disgusted.Copy !req
297. I live near what they call
"the bear house."Copy !req
298. Last night,Copy !req
299. hairy, overweight men
who call themselves bearsCopy !req
300. were having sex
outside the house.Copy !req
301. My children heard them.Copy !req
302. "Mommy, what's that noise?"
They actually asked me.Copy !req
303. I raced outside
clapping my hands loudlyCopy !req
304. and I yelled...
"no bear jobs!"Copy !req
305. And they just laughed.Copy !req
306. - Some of them
even growled at me.Copy !req
307. Oh, no!Copy !req
308. Today, somebody
called me a neuter.Copy !req
309. And you know what?
I didn't mind.Copy !req
310. If neuter means "normal,"
I'll say it loud...Copy !req
311. I am Marge, the neuter,
and I'm proud.Copy !req
312. - That's right!Copy !req
313. We're all neuters!Copy !req
314. And we'll never,
never be not normal!Copy !req
315. hi!Copy !req
316. Ooh!Copy !req
317. Sylvia!Copy !req
318. Oh!Copy !req
319. Taxi! Taxi!Copy !req
320. Ray Ray's service center,
6630 harford road.Copy !req
321. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
322. Uhh!Copy !req
323. Hey, lady, you can't
change your clothes
in here.Copy !req
324. - Why not?
- 'Cause I said so.Copy !req
325. Want some fun?Copy !req
326. What are you doing?Copy !req
327. - Can I get up front?
- No, you can't.Copy !req
328. - Come on, you can leave
the meter running.
- Stay in the back.Copy !req
329. - Oh, come on,
I want some action.
- Get off me, lady.Copy !req
330. Hey... you can't do
that stuff in here.Copy !req
331. - Driver: Get out!
- Man: This cab free?Copy !req
332. Sure is, tiger.Copy !req
333. Hey, hey, hey!
Jeez!Copy !req
334. Go! What the hell
was that?Copy !req
335. Oh.Copy !req
336. That's right, spread the word.Copy !req
337. You bet, big Ethel.Copy !req
338. Here, put the pink ones
on the cars.Copy !req
339. Put the yellows on the houses.Copy !req
340. Put that on the windshield.Copy !req
341. And don't stop
till you get to the end
of the block.Copy !req
342. - Who is it?
- It's big Ethel.Copy !req
343. We're having a decency rally...Copy !req
344. you better start
in your own backyard then.Copy !req
345. I heard your daughter, Sylvia,
picked up a bottleCopy !req
346. with her cooter
in the old folks' home.Copy !req
347. She what?
That's not true.Copy !req
348. My daughter is a good girl.
She hates sex.Copy !req
349. What is she talking about,
that witch?Copy !req
350. Hello?Copy !req
351. Ray ray?Copy !req
352. It's me, Sylvia.
And I need full service.Copy !req
353. I knew you'd find us, Sylvia.Copy !req
354. Don't be afraid.
We've all had accidental
concussions just like you.Copy !req
355. - You have?
- Yeah.Copy !req
356. Mine was
from the faulty hood
of a customer's carCopy !req
357. that collapsed on my head
while I was changing the oil.Copy !req
358. And now I guide other
head-injury sufferersCopy !req
359. to the final dawn
of sexual awakening.Copy !req
360. - You've been sent
to help us.
- I have?Copy !req
361. We're all sex addicts
and we have been waiting
for you.Copy !req
362. - But why?
- Because you can lead usCopy !req
363. to an erotic orgasm
we've never experienced.Copy !req
364. I can't.
I promise you I can't.Copy !req
365. I'm loose, Linda.Copy !req
366. I slept with the entire
harford road police
department.Copy !req
367. It's nice to meet you,
loose Linda.Copy !req
368. Until you've hit your head,Copy !req
369. you can never really feel
the power you get from sex.Copy !req
370. My name is paw paw.Copy !req
371. I hope we can have sex one day.Copy !req
372. I'd like that, Sylvia.Copy !req
373. I knew you'd come.Copy !req
374. You're number 12.Copy !req
375. - Number 12 what?
- All in good time.Copy !req
376. Dave, is that you?Copy !req
377. We call him dingy Dave
and he's number three.Copy !req
378. Don't worry, Mrs. stickles,
you'll understand soon.Copy !req
379. Dingy Dave is lucky.
He's into mysophilia.Copy !req
380. It's a sexual
attraction to dirt.
He thought it was new.Copy !req
381. But it wasn't.Copy !req
382. Dirt worship's
been around long
before my accident.Copy !req
383. - I just didn't know.Copy !req
384. Ray ray...Copy !req
385. Has helped me understand
my hypersexuality.Copy !req
386. And he cured me of my herpes.Copy !req
387. Like a miracle.Copy !req
388. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
389. We don't say the "m" word
around here.Copy !req
390. - Oh.
- Mrs. stickles?Copy !req
391. May I, uh, be
your vacuum cleaner?Copy !req
392. Well, I'm new to this,
but I'll try.Copy !req
393. - Oh! Aw...Copy !req
394. Ray ray:
It's like Noah's ark
around here.Copy !req
395. There's one
of every perversion.Copy !req
396. But, alas, it's all been done.Copy !req
397. Ray ray:
Brace yourself, Sylvia.Copy !req
398. Got company!Copy !req
399. Officer Alvin!Copy !req
400. I'm an adult baby, Sylvia.
You wanna be my mommy?Copy !req
401. Adult babies are
into age regression.Copy !req
402. They intensely eroticize
being infants.Copy !req
403. And sometimes they like
to be burped.Copy !req
404. I'm a big boy and
I'm beyond the law.Copy !req
405. as you grow to embrace
your concussion,Copy !req
406. you'll learn to accept
anything sexualCopy !req
407. as long as it's safe,
consensual and doesn't
harm others.Copy !req
408. You wanna powder
my chafed butt?Copy !req
409. Uh, I would,Copy !req
410. but I'm supposed
to help ray ray think up
a new sex act.Copy !req
411. Maybe later.Copy !req
412. Da-da...Copy !req
413. Ray ray:
Number five,
six and seven.Copy !req
414. You may know us
as neighbors, Sylvia,Copy !req
415. but in this world,
we're into human sandwiches.Copy !req
416. One day, we hope
you'll be our "lettuce."Copy !req
417. - You already know
about my priority penis.
- Oof! Ow!Copy !req
418. Who ever thought
it would be you?Copy !req
419. Come on and meet
the "three bears."Copy !req
420. We're husky, we're hairy,
we're homosexualCopy !req
421. and out of the second closet.Copy !req
422. And we can cuddle all night.Copy !req
423. - Yeah, hunting for
some grizz-sm...Copy !req
424. Ever hear of sploshing?Copy !req
425. I only had
my concussion
this morning.Copy !req
426. It's okay.
It's an English fetish.Copy !req
427. Sploshing is the erotic urgeCopy !req
428. to dump food
in your private area.Copy !req
429. Oh-oooh!Copy !req
430. I'm messy, MelindaCopy !req
431. and our bushes
will burn together.Copy !req
432. And of course you know
of fat freak Frank.Copy !req
433. Mrs. stickles, go home
and free your daughter.Copy !req
434. She's one of us
and needs to be here now.Copy !req
435. - I'm number 11.Copy !req
436. Number 11?Copy !req
437. Oh, my God!
I'm the 12th apostle?Copy !req
438. - Yes, shh.
- Say it proud.Copy !req
439. If you say it out loud,
you might disappear.Copy !req
440. No, no, no, I'm just
Sylvia stickles.Copy !req
441. I'm a horny woman
with a head injury.
I can...Copy !req
442. ray ray:
I know you are and we're
gonna do something about that.Copy !req
443. Ray ray is a sex Saint,Copy !req
444. - and he's got powers.
- Amen to that.Copy !req
445. I've got a pocketful of gold,Copy !req
446. and my tongue is on fire.Copy !req
447. Oh, and I've got
hot pants, ray ray.Copy !req
448. Ray ray:
We're all in heat.Copy !req
449. And as you know, Sylvia
is a cunnilingus bottom.Copy !req
450. Yes, she is.Copy !req
451. Who wants to eat her out?Copy !req
452. Let's go sexing!Copy !req
453. Yeah!Copy !req
454. How many houses do I
gotta go to?Copy !req
455. - Man: Who is it?Copy !req
456. It's big Ethel
from up the park-and-pay.Copy !req
457. We're having
a decency rally tomorrow.Copy !req
458. We want all neuters
to be there.Copy !req
459. What's a neuter?Copy !req
460. - It's a normal person who
is fed up with perversion.
- Sign me up then.Copy !req
461. Tonight a woman in my cab
tried to grab my knapsack.Copy !req
462. Oh, it's a sick world!Copy !req
463. - was that Sylvia stickles?
- I think it was.Copy !req
464. What happened to her?Copy !req
465. I don't know, but it's
a dirty shame.Copy !req
466. hello, Vaughn.Copy !req
467. Hello, Betty.
Have you seen my wife?Copy !req
468. Come on in.Copy !req
469. No, I can't.
Sylvia seems to be
missing.Copy !req
470. I was with her earlier, but...Copy !req
471. maybe she's getting lucky.Copy !req
472. Harford road
is wild these days.Copy !req
473. Hey, hey, come on, open.Copy !req
474. I seen you, Sylvia stickles,Copy !req
475. showing your pubic patch
to the bus driver.Copy !req
476. You should move downtown
where you belong, you whore.Copy !req
477. Bus driver:
End of the line.Copy !req
478. Okay, Buster,
turn off the motor.Copy !req
479. - Who, me?
- Yeah, you!Copy !req
480. - Yes, ma'am!Copy !req
481. - grrr...
- What you doing in there?Copy !req
482. Vaughn, where's my daughter?Copy !req
483. I don't know.
I can't find her.Copy !req
484. Oh, don't go in there.
Bears live here.Copy !req
485. Big, fat hairy gays with dicks.Copy !req
486. Hi, I'm cow Patty.Copy !req
487. I'm Vaughn.
I live up the streetCopy !req
488. and I'm looking
for my wife, Sylvia.Copy !req
489. I'm the only
"goldilocks" allowed
in this bear cave.Copy !req
490. I'm a bear hag.
And we call this...Copy !req
491. Bear soup!Copy !req
492. Wow, a tranny bear.Copy !req
493. Come on in.Copy !req
494. Police!Copy !req
495. Shake those things!Copy !req
496. mother!
What's the matter?Copy !req
497. nothing, honey.
I just wanted to haveCopy !req
498. a little
mother-daughter chat.Copy !req
499. I'm so sorry I spoke so harshlyCopy !req
500. about your vagina this morning.Copy !req
501. It's alright.
Where did you get
that outfit, mother?Copy !req
502. Oh, you like it?
It's my new apostle look.Copy !req
503. - Oh, you've got fan mail.Copy !req
504. The mailman's got
a big Johnson,
doesn't he?Copy !req
505. Mother!Copy !req
506. Well, your father's
got a big one too.Copy !req
507. Oh, you are freaking me out.Copy !req
508. I was with
fat freak Frank
this afternoon.Copy !req
509. He seems to really
like your tits.Copy !req
510. Is he hung?Copy !req
511. He's about average.Copy !req
512. Tell me, Ursula...Copy !req
513. 'Cause that's the name
you like to use, isn't it?Copy !req
514. Yes it is, mother.Copy !req
515. I know that fat freak Frank
is a ta-ta man,Copy !req
516. but does he ever...
Well, you know...Copy !req
517. "whistle in the dark"?Copy !req
518. Yes, he does.
Thank you for asking.Copy !req
519. Oh, my God!
You have met ray ray.Copy !req
520. Oh, mother!Copy !req
521. officer, it's not
like my wife to just
walk away.Copy !req
522. She was probably
kidnapped by sex fiends.Copy !req
523. We've got orgies going on,
perverts walking around.Copy !req
524. - Do something.
- I am doing something.Copy !req
525. goo-goo,
goo-goo, ma-ma!Copy !req
526. - This isn't California.
- It's harford road.Copy !req
527. Baby just shaved his legs.
You wanna see 'em?Copy !req
528. Oh!Copy !req
529. I'm a sex addict,Copy !req
530. an exhibitionist,Copy !req
531. and I'm your daughter.Copy !req
532. Oh, oh, Ursula...Copy !req
533. Ever since my concussion,Copy !req
534. I've learned so much
about Eros.Copy !req
535. I'm a sex addict too.Copy !req
536. I'm a cunnilingus bottom,Copy !req
537. and I'm your mother.Copy !req
538. I tried to tell you
about my maypole accident
when I was 11.Copy !req
539. - But you never listened.Copy !req
540. Oh, I'm so sorry.
I'll make it up to you,
Ursula, I promise.Copy !req
541. Let's go down
to the holiday houseCopy !req
542. and freak the whole bar.Copy !req
543. - Okay, mom.Copy !req
544. Let's go sexing!Copy !req
545. Ooh-ooh!Copy !req
546. - Vaughn: Come on!
- Big Ethel: I am coming
as fast as I can.Copy !req
547. Ha! Ha! Ha!Copy !req
548. Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!Copy !req
549. Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!Copy !req
550. Big Ethel:
Wait up, Vaughn.Copy !req
551. Come on, big Ethel.Copy !req
552. Oh, my God.Copy !req
553. - Big Ethel: Vaughn,
I need my pills.
- Vaughn: I know.Copy !req
554. That's my daughter!Copy !req
555. caprice!Copy !req
556. Capri...Copy !req
557. hi. Hey, come on.
Come on.Copy !req
558. Aah! Let me go!Copy !req
559. Ooh.Copy !req
560. Sylvia!Copy !req
561. Shoot!Copy !req
562. - Sylvia?
- Hmm?Copy !req
563. You have what is known
as a "runaway vagina."Copy !req
564. - I do?
- You had
a concussion, honey.Copy !req
565. Sometimes a booboo on the headCopy !req
566. can trigger
inappropriate
sexual outbursts.Copy !req
567. - You're a sex addict, Sylvia.
- And you've hit bottom.Copy !req
568. Don't listen to them, mother.Copy !req
569. Sexual addiction
is a privilege.
You know that.Copy !req
570. Do you know
how embarrassing
this is for me?Copy !req
571. One nymphomaniac
in the family's bad enough,
but two?Copy !req
572. It's a disease, big Ethel.Copy !req
573. Being a whore is a disease?Copy !req
574. Caprice, because of your
criminally enlarged breasts...Copy !req
575. you're a freak.Copy !req
576. The bloodstream to your brain
has been blocked,Copy !req
577. causing permanent depression.Copy !req
578. I'm not depressed.
Daddy!Copy !req
579. - Doctor:
You should be depressed.
- No, I don't want Prozac!Copy !req
580. - No...
- These will make you
feel normal.Copy !req
581. I don't want
to feel normal!
Mother, help me.Copy !req
582. Caprice, I apologize
for my shameful behavior.Copy !req
583. Don't you recognize
the concussion?Copy !req
584. - Doctor: Just swallow.Copy !req
585. Prozac can lower the libidoCopy !req
586. and stymie the sexual fantasies
of many female patients.Copy !req
587. And then finally, finally
we can schedule you for a
breast reduction operation.Copy !req
588. No! I don't
want to be neuter.Copy !req
589. Maybe she's right.
Sex addicts are everywhere.Copy !req
590. And soon they're gonna
discover a new sex act.Copy !req
591. I'm supposed to help them.Copy !req
592. It will pass, Sylvia.Copy !req
593. No, there's this guy
named ray rayCopy !req
594. and he is their leader
and he ate me out.Copy !req
595. Ugh!Copy !req
596. You let strangers put
their germ-filled mouths
on your uterus?Copy !req
597. Sylvia,
Dr. Arlington told me
about these meetings.Copy !req
598. Yeah, they're
for people like you.Copy !req
599. Honey, the whole family
is gonna go, Sylvia.Copy !req
600. But we're not telling anybody.Copy !req
601. Ray's voice:
I've got a pocketful
of gold,Copy !req
602. and my tongue is on fire.Copy !req
603. Let's go sexing...?Copy !req
604. Sylvia, stay
on this side.Copy !req
605. You had a concussion, honey.Copy !req
606. Mmph.Copy !req
607. No, caprice, you know
it doesn't work that way.Copy !req
608. It has to be an accident.Copy !req
609. Oh, please, I beg of you.Copy !req
610. Help me to keep my sexual
sobriety. Please.Copy !req
611. - Ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
612. Oh...!Copy !req
613. Sex.Copy !req
614. My name is Paige,Copy !req
615. I'm from roxton
and I am a sex addict.Copy !req
616. My drug of choice...
frottage,Copy !req
617. the sexual rubbing-up
on unsuspecting citizens.Copy !req
618. "Excuse me," I'd say,
while I'd grind my crotchCopy !req
619. into an unsuspecting passenger
on a crowded airplane.Copy !req
620. Halt, hungry, angry,Copy !req
621. lonely, tired.Copy !req
622. No one ever knew.
I was in first class...Copy !req
623. Hello,
I'm Ronnie the rimmer
and I'm a sex addict.Copy !req
624. Uh.
Uh!Copy !req
625. I'm Sylvia and my privates
are in crisis.Copy !req
626. I'm Sylvia's husband Vaughn,Copy !req
627. and... I'm trying
to understand.Copy !req
628. And this is my daughter,
caprice.Copy !req
629. Yeah, and Prozac saved my life.Copy !req
630. I'm big Ethel and
don't get any ideas,
I'm normal.Copy !req
631. Hello, I'm Tony the tickler
and I was a tickle top.Copy !req
632. And that's nothing to laugh at.Copy !req
633. We are the stickles family
and it's nice to be here.Copy !req
634. Excuse me, I'd say
for the hundredth time...Copy !req
635. This is lu Ann and Larry.Copy !req
636. We were into
"Roman showers."Copy !req
637. Vomiting on each other
as foreplay.Copy !req
638. But that doesn't
come up anymore.Copy !req
639. No, siree,
a higher power saved us.Copy !req
640. I want these people arrestedCopy !req
641. and punished
to the full extent
of the law.Copy !req
642. Let me lead you to recovery.Copy !req
643. Once, a man on jury duty
complained that I rode
his kneeCopy !req
644. when we filed in
to announce the verdict.Copy !req
645. But I denied it to the judge.Copy !req
646. Sex addicts learn to lie.Copy !req
647. Denial... don't need you
to know that I am lying.Copy !req
648. They call me dora.
And I'm a chronic.Copy !req
649. I've been sober
only two weeks now.Copy !req
650. I'm Sylvia and I've hit bottom.Copy !req
651. Day in and day out.Copy !req
652. Finally someone reported me
to a security guard
and I was arrested.Copy !req
653. - I would hope so.
- We don't judge
others here, madam.Copy !req
654. Progress, not perfection.Copy !req
655. Sex addicts,
your meetings are my life.Copy !req
656. - Paige: Thank you.Copy !req
657. Thank you so much.Copy !req
658. Halt, hungry, angry,Copy !req
659. lonely, tired...Copy !req
660. All this yelling is giving me
a "Swedish headache."Copy !req
661. You know what I mean?
Horny.Copy !req
662. This woman is crazy.Copy !req
663. Nothing's the matter
with "lightin' the oven"
once in a while.Copy !req
664. Hello, I'm Paige
and I am a sex addict.Copy !req
665. I'm Sylvia and I can't controlCopy !req
666. my... "Axis of evil."Copy !req
667. Let me be your sponsor, Sylvia.Copy !req
668. Thank you.
I'm so ashamed.Copy !req
669. - Admit to God...
you are a whore.
- I'm a whore.Copy !req
670. Make a list of all the people
you've slept with and apologies
to their parents.Copy !req
671. My name
is Mr. pay day.Copy !req
672. - And I'm here for
a little scat chat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
673. A pay day
is an unflushed turd,
hence my name.Copy !req
674. I used to defecate
in public restroomsCopy !req
675. up and down harford roadCopy !req
676. - and never flush the toilet.
- That was him?Copy !req
677. But my life of turd abuse
didn't stop there, oh no.Copy !req
678. I started doing
"upper deckers"...Copy !req
679. shitting in the top tank
of the toilet,Copy !req
680. where no one would ever look
to find the odor.Copy !req
681. I can certainly judge that.Copy !req
682. - All: Progress,
not perfection.
- Thank you.Copy !req
683. Pay day:
Thank you,
it really means a lot.Copy !req
684. Hi, my name is capriceCopy !req
685. and I am a sex addict.Copy !req
686. I used to be known
as Ursula udders,Copy !req
687. but let me tell you,
Ursula udders is utterly over.Copy !req
688. I'm on Prozac now
and I am a new woman.Copy !req
689. Oh.Copy !req
690. Halt, hungry, angry,
lonely, tired.Copy !req
691. Ever jerk off when one
of your hands is asleep?Copy !req
692. No. Look, please,
I'm a neuter.Copy !req
693. Try it. It feels like
somebody else is doing it.Copy !req
694. I defied nature
and now I must pay the price.Copy !req
695. - Ever take a "rufie"?
- No!Copy !req
696. Me neither.
I'm afraid I'd stay homeCopy !req
697. and date rape myself
all night long.Copy !req
698. That I will get
a breast reduction
operation.Copy !req
699. - Yes. I will.Copy !req
700. - Caprice: I promise.
- Audience: Yes! Yes!Copy !req
701. And I will neverCopy !req
702. be nude again!Copy !req
703. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
704. I got my girls.Copy !req
705. Er... er...
My name is Sylvia,Copy !req
706. and I too am a sex addict.Copy !req
707. But I'm not dirty anymore.Copy !req
708. Grr-rr...Copy !req
709. That's right, Sylvia.
You know how long your poor
dead father had to wait?Copy !req
710. It was a long hard road
to this vagina.Copy !req
711. We must warn others
in the concussion community,Copy !req
712. that a head injury
is not an excuse
for debauchery.Copy !req
713. That's right, sister!Copy !req
714. But your vagina
belongs to eternity,
Sylvia stickles.Copy !req
715. Be gone, beelzebub.Copy !req
716. Let my mother's oven be!Copy !req
717. I'm not your filthy apostle.Copy !req
718. - No, sir, no!Copy !req
719. I'm not number anything.Copy !req
720. He is a fraud.
Remember Jim Jones?
Remember people's temple?Copy !req
721. He's a sex addict.
A filthy controlling pervert
who wants your soul.Copy !req
722. It's all mumbo-jumbo.
He's just a filthy man.Copy !req
723. Sex addicts,
you are the chosen people.Copy !req
724. Help us uncover
nature's secret.Copy !req
725. Halt, horny, lustful.Copy !req
726. - Seduce your sponsor.
- One pop at a time.Copy !req
727. Intimacy equals inadequacy.Copy !req
728. What's the matter
with you people?Copy !req
729. You're wasting
valuable sex time.Copy !req
730. Your oven is like a charity.Copy !req
731. You must give, give and give...Copy !req
732. I'm slipping.Copy !req
733. I'm slipping.Copy !req
734. Recovery is regression.Copy !req
735. It will never pass.Copy !req
736. No, don't! I have to.Copy !req
737. Don't listen to him.Copy !req
738. Stop it.
Please, I'm a neuter!Copy !req
739. Concussion sufferers,Copy !req
740. find the new orgasm
and we'll all be
supernatural.Copy !req
741. It's out there, you just...Copy !req
742. I have to do this.Copy !req
743. There is no
higher power than sex!Copy !req
744. - Caprice: Stop it! Aah-ah!Copy !req
745. Stop it, don't touch me.
I've been neutered.Copy !req
746. Let no sex act...Copy !req
747. You're fired, David,
and no unemployment neither.Copy !req
748. It's okay.
This is sex.Copy !req
749. There is a beautiful woman
here tonight named SylviaCopy !req
750. who can reveal a secret.Copy !req
751. And that woman is my wife!Copy !req
752. Vaughn, let us show you
eternal sexual satisfaction.Copy !req
753. - We love you.
- Love?Copy !req
754. Whatever you do,
don't call it love.Copy !req
755. Oh, God!Copy !req
756. Let's go sexing!Copy !req
757. Come on, dad!Copy !req
758. - Go, baby.
- Sylvia: Get off of me!Copy !req
759. Ooh!Copy !req
760. Sylvia, Sylvia?Copy !req
761. Sylvia?Copy !req
762. man's voice:
The shock of each moment
and still be alive.Copy !req
763. You've got
the devil in your cervix,
that's what you've got.Copy !req
764. Come home to my penis
where you belong.Copy !req
765. I can't, Vaughn.
I'm a libertine.Copy !req
766. I say no to sexual addiction.Copy !req
767. You'll get a yeast infection.Copy !req
768. - Now is the time
for home invasion!Copy !req
769. - Somebody help!Copy !req
770. Somebody gave him pills!Copy !req
771. TV chef:
We're gonna make
a nice sauce...Copy !req
772. Oh, my God!Copy !req
773. Okay, who wants to have sex?Copy !req
774. I do.Copy !req
775. She wants me!Copy !req
776. - Dad: Get off of him!
- Teen: Let me go with her!Copy !req
777. Sex is disgusting!Copy !req
778. all right, everybody,
just come on in.Copy !req
779. That's right, everybody in.Copy !req
780. Thank you so much
for coming out tonight.Copy !req
781. - We got toilet paper?
- We've got toilet paper.Copy !req
782. We couldn't be
doing this without you.Copy !req
783. Move up, everybody, okay?Copy !req
784. Now, parents,
talk to your childrenCopy !req
785. tell them how repulsive sex is.Copy !req
786. And kids, tell
your mom and dad
the truth.Copy !req
787. Second base isn't just
feeling up a bra strap
anymore.Copy !req
788. No, it's a home run.Copy !req
789. Teenagers everywhere,Copy !req
790. come on, join
the neuter resistance.Copy !req
791. We're not here protesting
anything tonight, are we,
neuters?Copy !req
792. No!Copy !req
793. We're for something.Copy !req
794. Yes, yes!Copy !req
795. That's right.
We're for the end
of tolerance.Copy !req
796. Tolerance went too far
and we all know it.Copy !req
797. No more tolerance!Copy !req
798. No more tolerance!
No more tolerance!Copy !req
799. No more tolerance!
No more tolerance!Copy !req
800. Hurry, hurry!Copy !req
801. Hey, feel like
blowing some tunes?Copy !req
802. Come on, don't be shy,
what's the matter with you?Copy !req
803. Hey!Copy !req
804. I'm Sylvia stickles
and I've got the itch.Copy !req
805. down here!
Come on and join the fun!Copy !req
806. Ooh!Copy !req
807. Hey, hey
you white devil!Copy !req
808. Come on up here and give me
some of that strange.Copy !req
809. Put it out, Sylvia.
Want some action?Copy !req
810. That's right, Sylvia,Copy !req
811. we're going pearl diving.Copy !req
812. Yes, siree
I'm looking to go
below 14th street.Copy !req
813. Get it, Sylvia,
get it while you can.Copy !req
814. I'm coming as fast as I can.Copy !req
815. - No, you're not!Copy !req
816. Whoa!Copy !req
817. Get your sass in here now!Copy !req
818. Get out of here,
come on, beat it, Sylvia.Copy !req
819. Tranquilizers.Copy !req
820. It's all right.
Ray Ray's gonna be
all better, right?Copy !req
821. You betrayed me.Copy !req
822. No, I'm back.
I just had a relapse.Copy !req
823. Heretics!
Because of you
I can't have sex.Copy !req
824. It's not our fault,
we're sorry.Copy !req
825. Try this.
"Face the nation."Copy !req
826. No.
Help me.Copy !req
827. - I want to be horny.
- Paige: You will be.
Concentrate.Copy !req
828. Did you know sex
is even infiltrating
the economy?Copy !req
829. Experts estimate
at least 15,000 AmericansCopy !req
830. are talking dirty at work
right this minute.Copy !req
831. Talking dirty is costing
American business...Copy !req
832. Come back, caprice.Copy !req
833. Get out.
This is a neuter
establishment.Copy !req
834. We don't serve
ray Ray's people here.Copy !req
835. Don't get
a breast reduction, Ursula.
Fat freak Frank will die.Copy !req
836. Oh, his spiritual life
is already dead.Copy !req
837. But it's coming!Copy !req
838. No, it isn't.
There is no new sex act.Copy !req
839. The ressursexion
is about to happen.Copy !req
840. Oh, God, you're crazy.Copy !req
841. This is Tuesday night.
This is harford road.Copy !req
842. This is a school night!Copy !req
843. Ladies, let's start over.Copy !req
844. Have you heard about
vaginal restoration?Copy !req
845. Any gynecologist can do it.Copy !req
846. The hymen
is sewn back together.Copy !req
847. Ah-agh!Copy !req
848. Hey, rent a room, not here.Copy !req
849. - Get the hell
out of my store.
- Just come on, you guys.Copy !req
850. Oh, Vaughn,
get this creep out of here.Copy !req
851. Right now,
I want you out of here.Copy !req
852. use a napkin, you freak.Copy !req
853. They're everywhere.
They're in the bushes.Copy !req
854. Dad, somebody's
licking our tires.Copy !req
855. - Mother:
Honey, don't look.
- Hey, pervert!Copy !req
856. Leave our family alone.Copy !req
857. - Oof!
- Mother: Come on, let's
just get out of here.Copy !req
858. Ow-ho-ho. Oh.Copy !req
859. Ooh, ever hear
of helicoptering?Copy !req
860. - Whipping someone's face?
- Old hat.Copy !req
861. - Shrimping?
- Everybody licks toes.Copy !req
862. - Tromboning?
- I did that during
the Reagan administration.Copy !req
863. Try some vitamins.Copy !req
864. I need to satisfy someone.Copy !req
865. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
866. yes, mommy's drying dishesCopy !req
867. so that pretty little baby
will have clean plate-platesCopy !req
868. when we move to our new house.Copy !req
869. Come on, you're
the concussion king.Copy !req
870. Am I? Am I?Copy !req
871. So many vaginas,
so little time.Copy !req
872. I try and do good work.Copy !req
873. Sometimes chocolate helps.Copy !req
874. Oh, give me the green one.Copy !req
875. Boy, those candies work.Copy !req
876. I managed to cop
some Spanish fly
down on the block.Copy !req
877. Oh, that's some good stuff.Copy !req
878. - Felching?
- Done it.Copy !req
879. - Getting your red wings?
- I got 'em.Copy !req
880. - Plate job?
- Over and under.Copy !req
881. - Blossoms?
- Don't want them.Copy !req
882. Ever tried these?Copy !req
883. Damn Viagra.
And I'm already there.Copy !req
884. "Astral-orgasm,"Copy !req
885. reaching
an out-of-body state
through sexual arousal.Copy !req
886. Let's go sexing!Copy !req
887. Come on,
you can't do that inside.
Take it outside.Copy !req
888. Yeah, I'm looking
for to get snowed.Copy !req
889. - We don't have that.
I've been scarred!Copy !req
890. Get off me, I'm straight.Copy !req
891. So's spaghetti
till you get it
heated up.Copy !req
892. I tell you,
this virginal
operation works.Copy !req
893. Even the most
skeptical man
will be convinced.Copy !req
894. You're what I'd call pitiful.Copy !req
895. The restored virgin
fills a gelatin capsule
with bloodCopy !req
896. and inserts it
into her vagina
just before intercourse.Copy !req
897. You're all crazy.Copy !req
898. When she has sex
for the first time,
the hymen will pop.Copy !req
899. You'll be a virgin
for the second time.Copy !req
900. - Leave us alone.
- Man: Help!Copy !req
901. - Hey! Hey!Copy !req
902. Call the national guard.Copy !req
903. - To hell with harford road!
- We're moving to D.C.
where we belong.Copy !req
904. - Frank, call them off.
- But, Ursula,Copy !req
905. they're hotter than a fresh
fox in a forest fire.
You know that.Copy !req
906. I am pure now,
fat blank Frank,
I'm a neuter.Copy !req
907. Just let 'em puppies loose,
honey.Copy !req
908. I have faced
the beast of lust
and I have won.Copy !req
909. Besides, my back hurts.Copy !req
910. I get rashes.
Simple chores
bother me.Copy !req
911. I would like
to sleep on my stomach,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
912. Please, Ursula...!Copy !req
913. - Let's go sexing.
- N-o spells no!Copy !req
914. - Come on, man...
- This isn't that kind
of place. Lady, lady!Copy !req
915. Aah-aah.Copy !req
916. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Oh, you oughta try it, ahh!Copy !req
917. - Let me in, come on,
you know you want it.
- Get away! We're not horny.Copy !req
918. We're married.
We don't want anything.Copy !req
919. Somebody somewhere,Copy !req
920. finish me up!Copy !req
921. - Huh?
- Feel like getting lucky?Copy !req
922. Huh? Huh-uh.Copy !req
923. Hey, how about you?
Huh? How about you?Copy !req
924. Uh-huh.Copy !req
925. You are barred from
the pinewood park-and-pay.Copy !req
926. Ever hear of mononucleosis?Copy !req
927. Get help!Copy !req
928. Oh, my God!Copy !req
929. - Hey, polar bear, you know
what an "otter" is?
- No.Copy !req
930. It's a bear cub who
isn't fat or hairy yet,
but will be.Copy !req
931. Find me a significant otter.Copy !req
932. Ungh!Copy !req
933. Whoop!Copy !req
934. Oof!Copy !req
935. Oh!Copy !req
936. Yes!Copy !req
937. Get out,
you disgusting
piece of filth.Copy !req
938. Get out now and
never come back.Copy !req
939. No. Not you.Copy !req
940. Yeah!Copy !req
941. Ursula! Ursula! Ursula!Copy !req
942. Mom.Copy !req
943. this is a liberated area.Copy !req
944. The sexual revolution
has been won.Copy !req
945. You can finally be free.
Come out.Copy !req
946. The neuters have fled.Copy !req
947. There is somebody
for everybody.Copy !req
948. - That means you!
- Ray ray!Copy !req
949. Straight, gay or bi,
there's a new sex act
just waiting for you.Copy !req
950. Sex for everybody!
Help your neighbors joyously.Copy !req
951. Hurry!
You, on your front lawn.Copy !req
952. Join us.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
953. The neuters are history.Copy !req
954. We have taken over!Copy !req
955. Today harford road...Copy !req
956. Tomorrow the world!Copy !req
957. Then all of Baltimore,
then up to Washington
and finally New York,Copy !req
958. the midwest, the South,
California,Copy !req
959. Europe, Japan, north Korea...Copy !req
960. the whole world
at the same time.Copy !req
961. Sexual anarchy
will finally happen.Copy !req
962. Come on, let's go!
Jump on!Copy !req
963. Flight attendant:
Ladies and gentlemen,
the captain's informedCopy !req
964. that we have begun
our final approachCopy !req
965. into Ronald Reagan
Washington national airport.Copy !req
966. Mr. Hasselhoff?Copy !req
967. Sorry to interrupt,
but you are my
favorite star.Copy !req
968. - Can I have your autograph?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
969. - Thank you.
- Attendant: If you
must use the lavatoryCopy !req
970. prior to our scheduled
arrival, please do so
at this time.Copy !req
971. Excuse me one second.
Thanks.Copy !req
972. Per faa regulations,Copy !req
973. please put away
any electronic devices.Copy !req
974. - Flight crew,
prepare for landing.Copy !req
975. Sylvia!Copy !req
976. Ursula!Copy !req
977. You're beautiful, baby...Copy !req
978. I'm past that,
Frank, forever!Copy !req
979. - Sylvia: Yeah, come on.Copy !req
980. Oh, my pills!Copy !req
981. - Oh!Copy !req
982. Oh...Copy !req
983. Honey... can I have some lunch
downtown?Copy !req
984. Oh, dad!Copy !req
985. No, Vaughn, I've done that.Copy !req
986. You know, don't you?Copy !req
987. Oh!Copy !req
988. She was a neuter.Copy !req
989. A sexual anorexic
whose time has come.Copy !req
990. Ow! Oh!Copy !req
991. Big Ethel...?Copy !req
992. Ooh-oh!Copy !req
993. The big "o."Copy !req
994. Do it for us
one more time, ray ray.Copy !req
995. Now, ray ray, now!Copy !req
996. Now!Copy !req
997. Let's go sexing!Copy !req