1. It's for you.Copy !req
2. Come to us.Copy !req
3. Join us.Copy !req
4. Hear that, Spike?
Lady Luck's calling your name.Copy !req
5. Big pot here. You in or out?Copy !req
6. I'm tapped. I can't cover the bet.Copy !req
7. We'll make an exception.
The pink slip on your Harley.Copy !req
8. What do you say, boys? All right?Copy !req
9. It's okay with me, man.Copy !req
10. You in or out?Copy !req
11. What do you say?Copy !req
12. I'm in.Copy !req
13. What do you got?Copy !req
14. Flush.Copy !req
15. - Full boat.
- Yeah.Copy !req
16. That's a battleship, dude.Copy !req
17. Read them and weep, Johnson.Copy !req
18. Tough luck, Spike.Copy !req
19. Fuck off, Marcus.Copy !req
20. Bring the pink slip by my office tomorrow.Copy !req
21. Not if I can come up
with the cash by tomorrow.Copy !req
22. And if by chance you do repent...Copy !req
23. and if by chance
the Lord hears your words...Copy !req
24. then you shall receive
the bounty of the Lord...Copy !req
25. for he surely works
in mysterious ways.Copy !req
26. Witness, if you will,
the miracle of Christ...Copy !req
27. and the loaves of bread
and baskets of fish...Copy !req
28. in the kingdom of Herod.Copy !req
29. Open your Bibles now,
brothers and sisters...Copy !req
30. to Matthew, chapter 14.Copy !req
31. "And at that time, Herod the Tetrarch...Copy !req
32. heard of the fame of Jesus..."Copy !req
33. - Not on the couch.
- Hoax Arthur Wilmoth...Copy !req
34. you better not be eating
on my sofa, boy.Copy !req
35. I'm not, Mama.Copy !req
36. On down. Down, down. Down, down.Copy !req
37. Mama's gonna put the tray down.
Down, down. Down, down. Okay.Copy !req
38. You just— Oh, my.
You better not be taking to lying, boy.Copy !req
39. Look at the—Copy !req
40. Where'd you learn that trick from?
From your cousin Spike?Copy !req
41. - No, ma'am.
- Sweet Jesus!Copy !req
42. Oh, hallelujah, reverend.
Look at the hair on him.Copy !req
43. "And she, being before instructed
of her mother, said..."Copy !req
44. What are you looking at?Copy !req
45. You know, when you get your eyeballs
popped back into your head, boy...Copy !req
46. then why don't you have
some of this nice tea I made for you.Copy !req
47. - You want me to bring it out?
- Mmm.Copy !req
48. Don't "mmm" me.Copy !req
49. Don't you even think about it.Copy !req
50. That's another rock 'n' roll classic...Copy !req
51. on Garden City's oldies station.Copy !req
52. Hey, I guess you've noticed
a little atmospheric disturbance tonight.Copy !req
53. Storm clouds are gathering with possible
thundershowers tonight and tomorrow.Copy !req
54. Now for the latest local football scores.Copy !req
55. The Garden City Wildcats
over the Winston Gladiators, 21 to...Copy !req
56. Out of the darkness and into the light...Copy !req
57. comes your horrorscope
on this dark and stormy night.Copy !req
58. Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.Copy !req
59. Welcome
to the Caverns of the Unknown.Copy !req
60. I am the Master of the Dark...Copy !req
61. the guide to your destiny on—Copy !req
62. November 28th, 1988.Copy !req
63. Financial debts linger, but not for long.Copy !req
64. You have the urge to take risks.
Don't be afraid.Copy !req
65. Your prize lies
only a short distance away.Copy !req
66. Claim it.Copy !req
67. Oh, fucking cat.Copy !req
68. - Spike!
- Ahh!Copy !req
69. What in the name of Saint Peter...Copy !req
70. do you think that you are doing, boy?Copy !req
71. Thou shall not steal!Copy !req
72. Thou shall not steal.
It's number eight in the Good Book.Copy !req
73. Aah, ow!Copy !req
74. Get your butt upstairs, or I'm gonna get
my strap out, boy. Out, out, out.Copy !req
75. Don't you think he's a little old for that?Copy !req
76. How dare you?Copy !req
77. How dare you tell me
how to raise my baby boy?Copy !req
78. That's where my sister—
God rest her soul.Copy !req
79. That's where she made
her mistake with you. No discipline.Copy !req
80. You know that?
There wasn't. No discipline.Copy !req
81. First— First, there was the motorcycle,
then failing in school...Copy !req
82. and then staying out all night.Copy !req
83. Now— Now stealing. I catch you stealing.Copy !req
84. Listen, Lucy, I'm only taking
what is rightfully mine.Copy !req
85. You have no claim to that money
until you are 21 years old, boy.Copy !req
86. You know that as well as I do,
and until that time...Copy !req
87. I will use that money as I see fit.Copy !req
88. - Just empty your pockets, boy.
- Get your strap out and make me.Copy !req
89. How dare you speak to me like that, boy?Copy !req
90. How dare you?Copy !req
91. God will get you for this...Copy !req
92. you evil, insubordinate little bastard.Copy !req
93. - We're not finished yet!
- Go to hell.Copy !req
94. You can still change, boy.
There is still time to repent.Copy !req
95. Oh, if only you could see things
the way that I do.Copy !req
96. Just look up to heaven and ask the Lord
to show you the way, boy.Copy !req
97. - That's what you do.
- Mama! Mama, it's raining fish!Copy !req
98. It's raining fish from the sky.Copy !req
99. Oh, holy son of God.Copy !req
100. These are God's fishes.Copy !req
101. God is speaking to me...Copy !req
102. and he tells me to open my eyes
and lead you to redemption.Copy !req
103. You hear me, boy?Copy !req
104. There's still time. The glory of the Lord!Copy !req
105. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
106. When it rains, it pours.Copy !req
107. You're not in debt anymore.Copy !req
108. Whatever it is that you're selling,
young man, I'm not interested.Copy !req
109. Marty Palmer,
Modern Miracle Magazine.Copy !req
110. I'm looking for Lucy Wilmoth.Copy !req
111. Well, for heaven's sake.
And you found her.Copy !req
112. Please stop.Copy !req
113. How about a drink, Hoax?Copy !req
114. Oh, Hoax, what's the matter?Copy !req
115. Come here.
Hey, shut up, all right? I'm talking.Copy !req
116. Hey, we're just having some fun, man.Copy !req
117. Ease up. All right, give me a dollar.Copy !req
118. Don't forget: every Monday,
Wednesday and Friday.Copy !req
119. You can eat lunch
the other two days. Okay?Copy !req
120. Don't pout. I'm doing you a favor.
A real big favor.Copy !req
121. Hit it.Copy !req
122. Hey, Chubs. Chubs, Chubs.Copy !req
123. Cute kid, huh?
What's happening, Spike?Copy !req
124. Your cousin tells me you'll be eating
a lot of seafood the next couple months.Copy !req
125. Why don't you come by
and pick some up?Copy !req
126. I hear it's real brain food.Copy !req
127. Ha, ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
128. Let's get to the business at hand.
You see this cash?Copy !req
129. Buy me a motorcycle jacket,
just like the one you're wearing.Copy !req
130. You'll look pretty stupid
wearing it at a bus stop.Copy !req
131. Say what?Copy !req
132. I said, you'd look real stupid
wearing it at a bus stop.Copy !req
133. What do you mean?Copy !req
134. Well, well.Copy !req
135. What happened, you rob a liquor store?Copy !req
136. - What's up, homeboy?
- Let him go.Copy !req
137. Since when did you
start sticking up for Hoax?Copy !req
138. Shut up and back off, Skinhead.Copy !req
139. The name's Airhead.Copy !req
140. Hey, yo—Copy !req
141. Spike, why don't you cool down, man?
A toilet shampoo never hurt anybody.Copy !req
142. Motherfucker!Copy !req
143. I think you broke my nose.Copy !req
144. You okay?Copy !req
145. I knew you'd show up, Spike.Copy !req
146. Let's kick these assholes into tomorrow.Copy !req
147. Why don't you do that?
I gotta go to Biology.Copy !req
148. Hey, why'd you leave?Copy !req
149. We could've taken those guys.Copy !req
150. We're a team, Spike.Copy !req
151. Look, I thought I told you
not to tell anybody about last night.Copy !req
152. Oh, I only told Marcus
so that he'd leave me alone.Copy !req
153. What are you talking about?Copy !req
154. Well, Mama said we were blessed
by the Lord last night.Copy !req
155. Thought it was only fair to warn them.Copy !req
156. Well, look, unless the Lord is gonna go
to the head with you...Copy !req
157. you better stay out of there
till you can handle yourself.Copy !req
158. The skies began to rumble.Copy !req
159. And then the will of God...Copy !req
160. showered down upon us...Copy !req
161. raining his fish.Copy !req
162. His fish.Copy !req
163. I'll pick you up over at the gym
at 7:00 tonight.Copy !req
164. We got a date.Copy !req
165. Spike, hear my muffler?Copy !req
166. It sounds just like yours now.Copy !req
167. I punched it out
in metal shop today, you know?Copy !req
168. Look, I'm busy, Hoax.Copy !req
169. - I'll talk to you later.
- Who is that guy?Copy !req
170. I was thinking we might race home.Copy !req
171. Spike and me are gonna take a trip
cross-country on our bikes this summer...Copy !req
172. if my mama lets me.Copy !req
173. - His "mama"? Sorry, sorry.
- His mama.Copy !req
174. You know, if you had a friend...Copy !req
175. we certainly would be
more comfortable...Copy !req
176. with a couple of babes
riding on the back.Copy !req
177. Babes. Get him a babe. I'll see you at 7.Copy !req
178. I'll be there.Copy !req
179. Hey, Spike, wait up!Copy !req
180. See you later, doll.Copy !req
181. Damn it.Copy !req
182. I thought we had a deal.Copy !req
183. I told you, no!Copy !req
184. A deal is a deal.Copy !req
185. Leave me alone, please. Please!Copy !req
186. Please pay for your calls now.Copy !req
187. What time do they roll
the sidewalks up around here?Copy !req
188. You ready to order?Copy !req
189. Could you give me a few more minutes
and get me a cup of coffee?Copy !req
190. Such a wide selection.Copy !req
191. - Hey, Virg?
- Yo.Copy !req
192. You get that part?Copy !req
193. My kid's bringing it in 15 minutes, Spike.Copy !req
194. You know it's a bitch getting
an original mirror for a '48 Harley?Copy !req
195. It's worth it
for your dad's old bike, though.Copy !req
196. - How much are these?
- Those?Copy !req
197. Twenty bucks.Copy !req
198. They're real leather.Copy !req
199. - I'll— I'll be outside.
- Okay.Copy !req
200. Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.Copy !req
201. Welcome
to the Caverns of the Unknown.Copy !req
202. I am the Master of the Dark,
the guide to your destiny on—Copy !req
203. November 29th, 1988.Copy !req
204. A real man has the nerves
to take what he deserves.Copy !req
205. - Hello?
- A real man has the nerves...Copy !req
206. to take what he deserves.Copy !req
207. What is this bullshit?Copy !req
208. A real man has the nerves to—Copy !req
209. Fuck you.Copy !req
210. Your horrorscope
on November 29th, 1988.Copy !req
211. Look both ways
before crossing the street.Copy !req
212. Fuck you.Copy !req
213. Thanks. I owe you one.Copy !req
214. I guess this is for you.
Maybe somebody left it by mistake.Copy !req
215. What'll you have?Copy !req
216. Oh, I'll have a Western omelet, please.Copy !req
217. The usual for me.Copy !req
218. One Western and a deviled-egg sand.Copy !req
219. I talked to your aunt today.Copy !req
220. Fish don't fall
from the sky every night, though.Copy !req
221. You're not gonna make this
easy for me, are you?Copy !req
222. - I didn't think you were gonna show up.
- Come on.Copy !req
223. - Feel safe?
- Yes, I feel safe.Copy !req
224. - Hang on.
- Come on. Go.Copy !req
225. - You need a helmet?
- No, I don't need a helmet.Copy !req
226. Oh, my God! Slow down!Copy !req
227. Wait a sec. I hear something.Copy !req
228. - I hear something. What is that?
- Don't stop. Don't stop. No.Copy !req
229. What is that?Copy !req
230. Who is this?Copy !req
231. It's all right. It's just my cousin.Copy !req
232. Oh, my God.Copy !req
233. What a creep, man.
What kind of sicko is he?Copy !req
234. You should meet his mother.Copy !req
235. - You got a light?
- It's in my jacket pocket.Copy !req
236. - Damn it.
- Let's get out of here.Copy !req
237. Wait.Copy !req
238. Here.Copy !req
239. And what are these for?Copy !req
240. I don't know.Copy !req
241. Guess it'll give me
a reason to come back.Copy !req
242. You don't need a reason
to come back.Copy !req
243. What are you gonna wear?Copy !req
244. These.Copy !req
245. - Are you ready for this?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
246. How does it look?Copy !req
247. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
248. Oh, Spike.Copy !req
249. Why don't you go in
and find us some seats?Copy !req
250. I'll be right back.Copy !req
251. Five minutes. I promise.Copy !req
252. All right, it's game time, guys.Copy !req
253. Little dab will do you.Copy !req
254. Watch it, man.Copy !req
255. Well, look who it is.
Glad you could join us, Leonard.Copy !req
256. Hey, dude.Copy !req
257. You bring your pink slip, homeboy?Copy !req
258. - What's this for?
- Don't eat it, schmuck.Copy !req
259. Out of the darkness and into the light...Copy !req
260. comes your horrorscope
on this dark and stormy night.Copy !req
261. Oh, brother.Copy !req
262. Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now.Copy !req
263. Welcome
to the Caverns of the Unknown.Copy !req
264. I am the Master of the Dark...Copy !req
265. the guide to your destiny on—Copy !req
266. November 29th, 1988.Copy !req
267. Your problem's not nearly
as bad as it seems.Copy !req
268. Just take in a late show
and meet the girl of your dreams.Copy !req
269. Seven stud. Five ante.
No holds. Put it in the pot.Copy !req
270. Spike, this is it.Copy !req
271. Get your hand— I'm going home.Copy !req
272. Well, all right, here's 20 bucks.
Why don't you take a cab?Copy !req
273. - Thanks. This is a night I'll never forget.
- Seven—Copy !req
274. You gotta ante. Five-dollar ante.Copy !req
275. - Hang on a second.
- Pay up.Copy !req
276. - Where you going? Ante up.
- Ante up.Copy !req
277. - Wait. At least put your ante in.
- Shut up. I'll be back.Copy !req
278. - Ante in. Make sure you're coming back.
- Chill out.Copy !req
279. Hey, wait up.Copy !req
280. Suzie.Copy !req
281. What's the matter?Copy !req
282. You just—Copy !req
283. You got me figured all wrong, Spike.Copy !req
284. I'm not gonna sit downstairs all night
while you play with the boys.Copy !req
285. Come on, you gotta understand.Copy !req
286. I'm winning.Copy !req
287. I'm taking back every penny
I ever lost to those guys.Copy !req
288. I'm sorry.
Some date this turned out to be.Copy !req
289. Who said anything about a date?Copy !req
290. I did.Copy !req
291. You think you're so cute.Copy !req
292. Oh, my God, man. You scared me!Copy !req
293. I scared you?Copy !req
294. Why are you going around,
sneaking around, huh?Copy !req
295. Um...Copy !req
296. I don't know. Sorry.Copy !req
297. You're Spike's cousin, right?Copy !req
298. Yeah, that's me. I'm Spike's cousin.Copy !req
299. Do you have a name?Copy !req
300. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
301. Hoax. Hoax Wilmoth.Copy !req
302. Spike's cousin...Copy !req
303. Oh, man. I don't want anything
more to do with Spike Johnson.Copy !req
304. - Hey, where you going?
- I'm mad!Copy !req
305. And when I'm mad—Copy !req
306. I eat!Copy !req
307. Well, thank you.Copy !req
308. Hey, Joe. What is this?
I can't read your writing.Copy !req
309. Is this chicken soup or chicken salad?Copy !req
310. Pick up!Copy !req
311. Oh, hey, want me to put a quarter
in the jukebox?Copy !req
312. Mm.Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Do you need a quarter?Copy !req
315. Oh, hey, yeah. I'll pay you back, though,
when I see you at school tomorrow.Copy !req
316. - Here's two.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
317. Take a bite.Copy !req
318. This was taken right before
I got kicked out of Catholic school.Copy !req
319. - Oh, neat.
- I was pretty wild back then.Copy !req
320. - You were?
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. Oh, wow.Copy !req
322. So, anyway, next morning,
she goes out to the barn...Copy !req
323. starts milking the cow...Copy !req
324. then the darn thing
turns around and says:Copy !req
325. "Hey, I'd know those fingers anywhere."Copy !req
326. Well, gentlemen...Copy !req
327. you know I'd love to stay and chat,
but, you know, poker etiquette.Copy !req
328. How come you don't smoke?Copy !req
329. My mama wouldn't approve.Copy !req
330. - Oh, my God. There's a spider.
- What is it?Copy !req
331. Get it away.Copy !req
332. - Oh, gross.
- Suzie, it's only a daddy longlegs.Copy !req
333. You know,
they don't even consider it a spider...Copy !req
334. even though it's in the arachnid family.Copy !req
335. Hey, you know, you should see
the one I have at home. A gray hermit.Copy !req
336. - Now, there's a poisonous spider for you.
- Oh, my...Copy !req
337. - It's so gross.
- Hey, you wanna hold him?Copy !req
338. No, I don't wanna hold it!Copy !req
339. Please, Hoax, kill it.Copy !req
340. Come on, boy. Let's go outside.Copy !req
341. I'm gonna let you go outside
so you can play with your little friends.Copy !req
342. See you later, little guy.Copy !req
343. What's up, Chuck?Copy !req
344. Yo, girl, what's up?Copy !req
345. Listen, you— You barracudas.Copy !req
346. - Hey, guys, leave him alone.
- Why don't you just leave us alone?Copy !req
347. Gee, Hoax, I'm sorry.Copy !req
348. - Let him go!
- Relax, baby.Copy !req
349. It's okay, Suzie.Copy !req
350. Let's just pay the bill and get out of here.Copy !req
351. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
352. Hey, what's in your pocket, homeboy?Copy !req
353. - Oh, look what we have here.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
354. Whose are these, huh?Copy !req
355. They're mine.Copy !req
356. Give them here. Give them here!Copy !req
357. Hey, give it to me already.Copy !req
358. - Get out of the way.
- Fucking bitch.Copy !req
359. I thought you were different.Copy !req
360. Oh, he is. No question.Copy !req
361. How'd you get her underwear?
You little fucking pervert.Copy !req
362. Hey, Suzie!Copy !req
363. Take care of him.Copy !req
364. Don't worry
about others who damage your pride.Copy !req
365. They'll soon regret it
when she's by your side.Copy !req
366. I am the truth. The others tell lies.Copy !req
367. Call me back later
to capture your prize.Copy !req
368. Jesus wants you
to spread the word. I want—Copy !req
369. Small circle of salt and star within.Copy !req
370. Adding one insect will punish her sin.Copy !req
371. The juice of my weed will implant
my seed...Copy !req
372. and make you one of my kin.Copy !req
373. We're gonna scare the shit out of her.Copy !req
374. Some of Mama's devil's root.Copy !req
375. Do you like my mama's tea?Copy !req
376. Hoax knows tricks.Copy !req
377. Hoax knows tricks.Copy !req
378. Hoax knows tricks.Copy !req
379. Join us, Hoax.Copy !req
380. Hoax. Hoax. Hoax.Copy !req
381. Hoax, Hoax, Hoax.Copy !req
382. Hoax, Hoax, Hoax.Copy !req
383. Oh, my God! Get them off of me!Copy !req
384. Oh, my God.Copy !req
385. Stop it.Copy !req
386. Stop it!Copy !req
387. No!Copy !req
388. Boy, do you know what time it is?Copy !req
389. Why aren't you in bed?Copy !req
390. - Don't you ever knock before entering?
- Don't you get testy with me, boy.Copy !req
391. You know what this is
I got in my hand?Copy !req
392. Do you have any idea what this
white paper with all the blue writing is?Copy !req
393. It is the telephone bill.Copy !req
394. I have been trying to call in
a pledge all night...Copy !req
395. but it is rather difficult
with you monopolizing the phone, boy.Copy !req
396. Now, tell me, what have you done?Copy !req
397. I know what this— I know.
This is Satan's work.Copy !req
398. I recognize it. It is Satan's work...Copy !req
399. listening to filthy, sick sex talk
at your age.Copy !req
400. Now, what do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
401. Mom, it—Copy !req
402. - Speak to me, boy.
- It was Spike.Copy !req
403. Spike— Spike called, Mama.Copy !req
404. Not me. It was Spike, I swear.Copy !req
405. Don't you give that to me, boy.
Don't you dare...Copy !req
406. give that to me.Copy !req
407. He has his own telephone.
I know that as well as you do...Copy !req
408. but there's no question in my mind
that he led you on to this.Copy !req
409. That evil, sinning pagan. I'm gonna—Copy !req
410. Watch me. I'm gonna put a stop
to it right now. You watch me.Copy !req
411. Watch me. Watch what I'm doing.
This thing is coming out. Okay?Copy !req
412. Now, you just— You get to bed.Copy !req
413. Hear me? I'm knocking at your door now.Copy !req
414. You shouldn't have done that, Mama.Copy !req
415. You shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
416. Hello, I'm Angella Martinez.
You wanted to see me?Copy !req
417. Yeah. Marty Palmer, PI.Copy !req
418. - I'd like to speak to one of your students.
- Which one?Copy !req
419. Leonard Johnson.
The kids call him Spike.Copy !req
420. Is he in some kind of trouble?Copy !req
421. Well, he might be.Copy !req
422. All right. You have five minutes.Copy !req
423. I see why you come here.Copy !req
424. Spike.Copy !req
425. - So glad I found you.
- Cutting class?Copy !req
426. That guy from the magazine is here
at school looking for you.Copy !req
427. I just heard him talking
to Miss Martinez in the office.Copy !req
428. - About what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
429. Want me to take care
of him for you, though?Copy !req
430. No, no, Hoax.
I can handle my own problems.Copy !req
431. Yeah? Like you did with Suzie last night?Copy !req
432. All right, your mouth's running, Hoax.
Get lost.Copy !req
433. You don't think I can do it? You think
I'm some kind of wimp, don't you?Copy !req
434. Well, I'll take care of him just like I did
with your chick last night.Copy !req
435. What are you talking about, Hoax?Copy !req
436. What are you talking about, Hoax?Copy !req
437. It was an accident.Copy !req
438. I only meant to scare her, Spike. I swear.Copy !req
439. All right, look, asshole.Copy !req
440. Start talking.Copy !req
441. No bullshit!Copy !req
442. You start talking, and don't stop
until you've told me everything.Copy !req
443. I...Copy !req
444. I killed her.Copy !req
445. I killed her, Spike.Copy !req
446. - I used my spider.
- What?Copy !req
447. What did you do, you stupid kid?Copy !req
448. I called this guy on the phone.Copy !req
449. He told me what to do.Copy !req
450. I did it for you, Spike.Copy !req
451. Don't you see?Copy !req
452. She was messing up your reputation.Copy !req
453. She was out with Marcus that night.Copy !req
454. She was a dirty Jezebel whore,
and I took care of her for you.Copy !req
455. No!Copy !req
456. You think you're cool...Copy !req
457. because you're bigger,
because you're stronger than me.Copy !req
458. Oh...Copy !req
459. Come on. Come on, hit me!Copy !req
460. Just you wait.Copy !req
461. It's gonna be different from now on.Copy !req
462. Someday soon,
you're gonna be down here...Copy !req
463. - ... and I'm gonna spit on you.
- Yeah. When hell freezes over, asshole.Copy !req
464. You little shit!Copy !req
465. Get up out of here.Copy !req
466. Operator 13. What city?Copy !req
467. - Garden City, please.
- Is this a business or a residence?Copy !req
468. I would like the business address
for a 976 number, please.Copy !req
469. All right, pal.
Now, my picks for the third race are:Copy !req
470. Deadly Nightshade,
Devil's Moon and Mother's Curse.Copy !req
471. For the fourth race: Merlin's Hex,
Dark Omen and Belladonna.Copy !req
472. Then— Look, you called me, okay?Copy !req
473. That's right, buddy.Copy !req
474. My picks for the third race:
Deadly Nightshade...Copy !req
475. Hello, little girl, this is Santa.
Have you been a good little girl?Copy !req
476. What do you want for Christmas?Copy !req
477. I'm a petite 17-year-old nymphet...Copy !req
478. with desires most men can't satisfy.Copy !req
479. You're standing in front of me,
naked in the confessional.Copy !req
480. Oh, Father Riley...Copy !req
481. I didn't know
you could do that with an icon.Copy !req
482. Call me.Copy !req
483. May I help you?Copy !req
484. Uh...Copy !req
485. Yeah. I'm looking for Mark Dark.Copy !req
486. Follow me.Copy !req
487. Sit down.Copy !req
488. So, Mr. Palmer...Copy !req
489. what is it exactly that I can do for you?Copy !req
490. Well, your horrorscope thing...Copy !req
491. This is my pet project. My baby.Copy !req
492. Well...Copy !req
493. there it is.Copy !req
494. You don't have a real operator?Copy !req
495. Oh, uh...Copy !req
496. Now, you see, this—Copy !req
497. This was an experiment.Copy !req
498. I was gonna lay some people off.
Save money on benefits and everything.Copy !req
499. I built this myself.Copy !req
500. I used to live in RadioShack
when I was in high school.Copy !req
501. But didn't work out.Copy !req
502. It was using up more money in electricity
than I was making in calls, so I shut it off.Copy !req
503. Simple economics.Copy !req
504. Um...Copy !req
505. How long ago did you shut it off?Copy !req
506. Let's see, uh...Copy !req
507. Two, three months, I guess.Copy !req
508. I guess nobody's interested
in the underworld anymore.Copy !req
509. You know, just Ewoks and E.T...Copy !req
510. and football and phone sex.Copy !req
511. I hate that heavy-breathing crap.Copy !req
512. What do you think's happening
in the U.S. today?Copy !req
513. I mean...Copy !req
514. a guy can't make a buck anymore.Copy !req
515. That is so gross. I don't believe it.Copy !req
516. - Hey, you like frog legs?
- Oh, gross me out.Copy !req
517. Did you get the answer for number 14?Copy !req
518. - Hmm?
- Mr. Michaels, may I please be excused?Copy !req
519. What's the matter, Mr. Wilmoth?
Feeling a little green around the gills?Copy !req
520. Just a frog joke.Copy !req
521. Yes, you may be excused, but hurry back.
We're cutting the gonads next.Copy !req
522. Heh.Copy !req
523. Oh, my...Copy !req
524. What's going on, dude?Copy !req
525. - Got some crank?
- Yeah.Copy !req
526. - Wanna snort it?
- Of course.Copy !req
527. Oh, look.Copy !req
528. Shrivel-dick.Copy !req
529. Hey, shrivel-dick.Copy !req
530. Hey, don't we owe him one?Copy !req
531. I don't know.Copy !req
532. I always lose track.Copy !req
533. Do we owe you one, Hoax? Huh?Copy !req
534. - Do we, Hoax?
- Come on, guys.Copy !req
535. - Cut it out. Please?
- What are you gonna do?Copy !req
536. Call your cousin?Copy !req
537. Where's Spike when you need him?Copy !req
538. I'm warning you.Copy !req
539. - You're warning me now?
- Cut it out.Copy !req
540. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
541. Oh, shit, man. He fucking cut you.Copy !req
542. He cut you so bad, man.
He fucked your face, man.Copy !req
543. Get away!Copy !req
544. What are you looking at, man?Copy !req
545. What are you staring at, man?Copy !req
546. Keep the fuck away from me, man.Copy !req
547. Come on, man.Copy !req
548. Don't, man. You're crazy.Copy !req
549. You're crazy, man.Copy !req
550. Fucking crazy.Copy !req
551. Don't ever touch me again.Copy !req
552. Pass it on.Copy !req
553. Hello.Copy !req
554. Hello?Copy !req
555. What did you think you'd find, Spike?Copy !req
556. Raining fish?Copy !req
557. Some say it's a warning from God.Copy !req
558. Spike's aunt thinks that he was trying
to tell her something.Copy !req
559. A warning about what?Copy !req
560. I don't understand.Copy !req
561. I don't either.Copy !req
562. I went to this place today
called After Dark Enterprises.Copy !req
563. It's out on Webber Road.Copy !req
564. And a special prayer today
for all the little starving pussies...Copy !req
565. all over the world.Copy !req
566. Amen.Copy !req
567. Well, look at my little greedy cats
eating up. There you go, little babies.Copy !req
568. Mama's gonna eat up too.
Come on, sweetheart.Copy !req
569. Sit down. Mama will get
your dinner out of the oven.Copy !req
570. It's Mama's favorite dish: tuna casserole.Copy !req
571. Put that phone back, boy!Copy !req
572. Hoax!Copy !req
573. Hoax Arthur Wilmoth.Copy !req
574. I gave you an order, boy.
Now, I want you to put that phone back.Copy !req
575. If you value your life,
I suggest you leave me alone.Copy !req
576. - Do you want the power now?
- Yes.Copy !req
577. Are you ready?Copy !req
578. I'm ready.Copy !req
579. Everyone.Copy !req
580. When?Copy !req
581. I understand.Copy !req
582. Then...Copy !req
583. take it.Copy !req
584. Hello?Copy !req
585. You're too late, Palmer.Copy !req
586. Hey, can I call you Marty?Copy !req
587. —that his master's wife
cast her eyes upon Joseph.Copy !req
588. Yes, she did, brother and sisters.
Praise the Lord.Copy !req
589. She cast her eyes upon Joseph,
and she said, "Lie with me."Copy !req
590. Marty!Copy !req
591. - Marty, what's wrong?
- Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
592. I'm sorry. I lost you at that last light.Copy !req
593. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
594. - What happened in there?
- I don't know.Copy !req
595. We gotta get to the Wilmoths'.Copy !req
596. What we doing? What we doing here?Copy !req
597. All right.Copy !req
598. I know that much.
Okay, we got what here?Copy !req
599. We got— You guys are out, right?Copy !req
600. - I'm out.
- You're out. You out?Copy !req
601. Yo, you out?Copy !req
602. Who's there?Copy !req
603. Pinch me, Rags.Copy !req
604. I must be dreaming.
It's too good to be true.Copy !req
605. Yeah, dude. It's the slasher himself.Copy !req
606. It's a little late
to be wearing sunglasses.Copy !req
607. Or is there a full moon out?Copy !req
608. Take him outside
so we can finish the game.Copy !req
609. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
610. We wanna have a little talk
with you, Hoax.Copy !req
611. Forgot the words.Copy !req
612. You could use a jar of zit cream.Copy !req
613. Mm. Mm. Whoa.
Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
614. I wanna watch.Copy !req
615. She wants to watch?Copy !req
616. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Stay right here and play out your hand.Copy !req
617. Got aces and eights. Dead man's hand.Copy !req
618. Pair of jacks.Copy !req
619. Beats you. What do you got?Copy !req
620. - She—
- Nothing.Copy !req
621. Then let's see
what else you got. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
622. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
623. - Wait. Whoa.
- Secret ballot.Copy !req
624. Ready? No.Copy !req
625. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
626. Go ahead. Come on. Sing.Copy !req
627. Where was I? Heh, heh.Copy !req
628. "Turkey"? I don't know.Copy !req
629. How's that go?Copy !req
630. - Go, girl.
- Uh-oh. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
631. I'm sorry, the service was over
a couple of hours ago, son.Copy !req
632. Take off Grandma's underwear.
Go ahead. Take it off.Copy !req
633. Come on. Don't give me that look.Copy !req
634. Come on in.Copy !req
635. - What do you want? You wanna play?
- What—?Copy !req
636. - You got enough money to play?
- Hey, where's Rags?Copy !req
637. - Where's Jeff?
- You man enough to play?Copy !req
638. - Where's Rags?
- I'm woman enough to play.Copy !req
639. Where's Rags? What, are you deaf,
you little faggot? Where's Rags?Copy !req
640. Would it be possible to enter the game...Copy !req
641. with a pair of hearts?Copy !req
642. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
643. Shut up!Copy !req
644. You fucking killed them?
You fucking killed them?Copy !req
645. Let's see if you can fucking kill me, huh?Copy !req
646. Give me your best shot.Copy !req
647. Aah!Copy !req
648. Oh, my...Copy !req
649. Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
650. Ooh.Copy !req
651. Get off!Copy !req
652. God, no.Copy !req
653. Oh, God, no. Oh, God.Copy !req
654. Now, that's a dead man's hand.Copy !req
655. Oh, please don't.Copy !req
656. Please, don't.Copy !req
657. Get away!Copy !req
658. Get away.Copy !req
659. Where is he?Copy !req
660. I don't know.Copy !req
661. Who are we waiting for?Copy !req
662. You're a dead motherfucker!Copy !req
663. Marcus?Copy !req
664. Aw...Copy !req
665. Where have we gone?Copy !req
666. Marcus!Copy !req
667. Bye-bye.Copy !req
668. Oh, God. Please.Copy !req
669. Hoax, boy, where have you been?Copy !req
670. I said— Boy, I said, where have you been?
Come on, now. Answer me.Copy !req
671. I swear to God, I'm gonna go upstairs
and I'm gonna get my strap.Copy !req
672. Don't you turn your head on me!Copy !req
673. I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get
my strap, and I'm gonna give it to you.Copy !req
674. You're never too old to get it.Copy !req
675. I told you a hundred times
if I told you 20, boy.Copy !req
676. Look at me when I'm talking to you.
Now, I owe you one.Copy !req
677. Get up off that sofa, boy! Up, up, up.Copy !req
678. Not on the couch.Copy !req
679. Not on the couch.Copy !req
680. No, not on the couch.Copy !req
681. That's what the plastic's for, asshole.Copy !req
682. Marty, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
683. He's one of our prize students.Copy !req
684. Why don't you stay here
while I look around?Copy !req
685. Marty, he's only a kid.Copy !req
686. Humor me.Copy !req
687. Insurance.Copy !req
688. I could've gone into insurance.Copy !req
689. Desk, nice family business.Copy !req
690. Hoax? Mrs. Wilmoth?Copy !req
691. Marty?Copy !req
692. Mrs. Wilmoth?Copy !req
693. Is anybody home?Copy !req
694. Miss Martinez!Copy !req
695. Miss Martinez.Copy !req
696. Upstairs.Copy !req
697. Hoax?Copy !req
698. Mrs. Wil—?Copy !req
699. Are you all right?Copy !req
700. Help me.Copy !req
701. My mama's sick.Copy !req
702. Help me.Copy !req
703. Mrs. Wilmoth?Copy !req
704. Mrs. Wilmoth?Copy !req
705. Mrs. Wilmoth?Copy !req
706. Are you all right?Copy !req
707. Oh, my God.Copy !req
708. Oh, my God.Copy !req
709. Oh, my God.Copy !req
710. Oh, my God.Copy !req
711. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
712. What's the matter?Copy !req
713. Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
714. Oh, ha-ha.Copy !req
715. Did you have a nice meeting
with my mama?Copy !req
716. She makes lovely dinner conversation,
doesn't she?Copy !req
717. Oh, baby.Copy !req
718. Look.Copy !req
719. My cousin didn't think
it would get this far, but it has.Copy !req
720. Huh?Copy !req
721. - Where's Hoax?
- Inside. He's got Angella.Copy !req
722. Get away from me!Copy !req
723. Angella!Copy !req
724. Just in time for my little party.Copy !req
725. - Get her out of here!
- Come on. You'll be all right.Copy !req
726. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
727. Welcome to my house, cousin.Copy !req
728. Don't you think
it's time we ended this, Hoax?Copy !req
729. A little bit further.Copy !req
730. Going so soon?Copy !req
731. But you've just got here!Copy !req
732. Now, you, buster...Copy !req
733. you just don't end this.Copy !req
734. Armageddon, cousin.Copy !req
735. Armageddon this, cousin.Copy !req
736. Oh, God.Copy !req
737. You know...Copy !req
738. Mama told us, "Never play with guns."Copy !req
739. Isn't it ironic, cousin?Copy !req
740. You down there...Copy !req
741. me up here.Copy !req
742. Guess what, cousin.Copy !req
743. Hell finally froze over.Copy !req
744. Don't look down.Copy !req
745. I'm right behind you.Copy !req
746. Oh!Copy !req
747. Hold on.Copy !req
748. It's Hoax.Copy !req
749. - Hold on! Ha-ha-ha!
- Aah!Copy !req
750. Hold on.Copy !req
751. - Don't fall! Whoo-hoo!
- Come on, now.Copy !req
752. Careful!Copy !req
753. Come on, now. Just hold on.Copy !req
754. Hoax, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
755. Bye. Bye-bye!Copy !req
756. Burn, bitch, burn!Copy !req
757. - Marty?
- Just hold on!Copy !req
758. - It's gotta stop, Hoax.
- I am growing weary of you, cousin.Copy !req
759. Go to hell.Copy !req
760. We're both going to hell!Copy !req
761. If you kill me, Hoax, we're never gonna
make that motorcycle trip together.Copy !req
762. Once you've been to hell,
everything else pales in comparison.Copy !req
763. And besides, Hoax—Copy !req
764. God rest his pathetic little soul.
—is no longer with us.Copy !req
765. Please, listen to me, once!Copy !req
766. A motorcycle trip—Copy !req
767. Trip across country.Copy !req
768. I know you can hear me, Hoax.Copy !req
769. We'll get a couple of babes,
just like you wanted.Copy !req
770. You remember, don't you?Copy !req
771. You gotta hear me, Hoax.Copy !req
772. You got to.Copy !req
773. - Trip?
- Yeah.Copy !req
774. You wanna ride my bike?
You can ride my bike, if you want.Copy !req
775. You've seen my bike.Copy !req
776. It'll be great.Copy !req
777. On the open road.Copy !req
778. Open road...Copy !req
779. - Grand Canyon?
- Grand Canyon.Copy !req
780. - Painted Desert?
- Painted Desert.Copy !req
781. The Mississippi?Copy !req
782. New Orleans.Copy !req
783. Please, Spike.Copy !req
784. Take me with you.Copy !req
785. He's mine now.
He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
786. No!Copy !req
787. Oh...Copy !req
788. Look what I went and did to you.Copy !req
789. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
790. Hi, my name's Tommy
from Memphis, Tennessee...Copy !req
791. and I'd like to hear my horrorscope.Copy !req
792. - Another mystery caller.
- Welcome...Copy !req
793. - ... to the Caverns of the Unknown.
- Oh, they love me in Memphis.Copy !req
794. They love me in Memphis.Copy !req
795. I am the Master of the Dark...Copy !req
796. - Here it comes, Tommy.
- ... the guide to your destiny.Copy !req
797. I'm sure we have something special
in store for you.Copy !req