1. This is
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2. The boy, Tom Hansen
of Margate, New Jersey,
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3. grew up believing that
he'd never truly be happy...
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4. until the day he met "the one".
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5. This belief stemmed from early
exposure to sad British pop music...
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6. and a total misreading
of the movie The Graduate.
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7. Elaine! Elaine!
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8. The girl, Summer
Finn of Shinnecock Michigan
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9. did not share this belief.
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10. Since the disintegration
of her parents marriage
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11. she'd only loved two things.
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12. The first was her long dark hair.
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13. The second was how easily
she could cut it off...
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14. and feel nothing.
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15. Tom meets Summer on January 8.
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16. He knows almost immediately
she's who he's been searching for.
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17. This is a story of boy meets girl.
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18. But you should know up front
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19. this is not a love story.
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20. We didn't know who else to call.
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21. It's Amanda Heller all over again.
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22. You did the right thing.
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23. Now here is he?
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24. Thomas.
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25. Rachel. What are you doing here?
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26. I'm here to help you. Help me how?
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27. First put down the plate.
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28. Drink this.
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29. - What is that?
- Vodka.
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30. Um, does Mom know that you're here?
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31. 'Cause it's probably past 10:00.
Don't worry about it.
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32. Just start from the beginning,
and tell us what happened.
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33. Things
were going so well.
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34. Then what?
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35. I think we should
stop seeing each other.
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36. Just like that? Just like that.
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37. - Did she say why?
- I mean this thing— what are we doing?
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38. I mean, is this normal?
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39. Norm... I... I don't know. I don't
care. I'm happy. Aren't you happy?
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40. You're happy? You're not?
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41. All we do is argue. That is bullshit.
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42. Maybe she was just in a bad mood.
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43. Yeah, maybe like a... a hormonal thing.
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44. - P.M. S?
- What do you know about P.M. S?
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45. - More than you Tom.
- Then what happened?
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46. This can't come as a
total surprise to you.
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47. I mean, we've been like Sid
and Nancy for months now.
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48. Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy...
seven times with a kitchen knife.
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49. I... I mean, we have some disagreements,
but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
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50. No. I'm Sid.
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51. Oh, so I'm Nancy?
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52. Let's jus t eat, and
we'll talk about it later.
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53. Mmm. That is good.
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54. I'm really glad we did this.
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55. I love these pancakes.
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56. What?
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57. Tom, don't go. You're
s till my best friend!
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58. - Jesus.
- You've broken up with girls before.
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59. Yes.
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60. And girls have broken
up with you before.
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61. This is different. Why?
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62. 'Cause it's Summer.
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63. So you'll... you'll meet somebody new.
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64. Point is, you're the best guy
I know. You'll get over her.
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65. I think it's kind of like
how they say. There's, uh...
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66. There's plenty of other fish in the sea.
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67. No. They
- They say that.
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68. Well, they're lying.
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69. I don't want to get over her.
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70. I want to get her back.
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71. Maybe playing it
safe is the wrong approach.
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72. The nuclear family is dead
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73. and we need a new holiday
that recognizes that.
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74. May 21st.
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75. Other Mother's Day.
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76. Thank you.
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77. I'd say we've got some potential
here. What do you think, Hans en?
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78. Could you write up some
prototypes for these?
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79. Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone
call for you on line three.
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80. Oh. Thank you. Uh, everyone, this
is Summer, my new assistant.
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81. Summer just moved here from...
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82. Michigan. Right. Michigan. Right.
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83. Uh, Summer, everyone.
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84. Everyone, Summer. Excuse me.
I have to take this.
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85. It's nice to meet you all.
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86. There's only two
kinds of people in the world.
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87. There's women, and there's men.
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88. Summer Finn was a woman.
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89. Height, average. Weight, average.
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90. Shoe size, slightly above average.
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91. For all intents and purposes,
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92. Summer Finn, jus t another girl.
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93. Except she wasn't.
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94. To wit, in 1998,
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95. Summer quoted a song by the Scottish
band Belle and Sebastian...
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96. in her high school yearbook.
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97. "Color my life with
the chaos of trouble. "
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98. This spike in Michigan
sales of their album...
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99. The Boy with the Arab Strap...
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100. continues to puzzle industry
analys ts.
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101. Summer's employment at the Daily
Freeze during her sophomore year...
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102. coincided with an inexplicable
212% increase in revenue.
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103. Every apartment Summer rented...
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104. was offered at an average
rate of9.2% below market value.
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105. And her round-trip commute to work...
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106. averaged 18.4 double takes per day.
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107. It was a rare quality,
this "Summer effect".
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108. Rare, and yet something every
pos tadoles cent male has encountered...
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109. at leas t once in their lives.
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110. For Tom Hans en to find it now
in a city of 400,000 offices,
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111. 91,000 commercial buildings
and 3.8 million people-
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112. well, that could only be
explained by one thing:
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113. fate.
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114. Dude, I hear she's a bitch.
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115. Really?
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116. Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her in the
copy room. She's totally not having it.
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117. Maybe she was jus t in a hurry.
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118. And maybe she's an uppity,
"better than everyone" superskank.
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119. Damn. I know. She's pretty hot.
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120. That sucks. Why is it pretty girls...
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121. think they can treat people
like crap and get away with it?
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122. Centuries of reinforcement.
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123. You know what?
Screw her. I don't care.
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124. If she wants to be that way, fine.
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125. Smiths?
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126. Hi.
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127. I love the Smiths. Sorry?
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128. I said I love the Smiths.
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129. You have
- You have good taste in music.
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130. You like the Smiths? Yeah.
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131. I love 'em.
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132. Holy shit.
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133. There you go. Have another piece.
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134. Ah. Drinks?
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135. Arthur, did you get a piece? Thanks.
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136. Want one? Yeah.
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137. Want one? Mmm.
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138. Summer, right? Oh. Yeah.
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139. Smiths fan. Yeah. Tom.
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140. Want some, uh, uh...
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141. It's not champagne. I
don't know what it is. Sure.
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142. So, how's it goin'?
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143. Pretty good. You just moved here, right?
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144. Mm-hmm. When?
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145. Saturday. Oh, wow.
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146. And, uh, what brought you?
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147. Boredom mostly.
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148. Wanted to try something
new and exciting. Mmm.
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149. Well, clearly you've come to
the right place.
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150. So, have you worked here
long? About three or four years.
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151. Wow. You've...
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152. always wanted to write
greeting cards?
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153. No, I don't even want to do it now.
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154. Well, you should do
something else then.
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155. Yeah. I studied to be
an architect, actually.
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156. You did? That's cool.
What happened there?
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157. It didn't work out.
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158. I needed a job, and here we are.
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159. You any good?
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160. Well, um, I wrote this one.
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161. "Today you're a man.
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162. Mazel tov on your bar mitzvah. "
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163. It's a big seller. I
meant as an architect.
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164. Yeah.
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165. I doubt it. Well,
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166. you're a perfectly adequate
greeting card writer.
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167. Thank you. That was actually
my nickname in college.
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168. They called me "Perfectly
Adequate" Hansen.
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169. They us ed to call me Anal Girl.
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170. I was very neat and organized.
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171. Well, I should get back, so... Uh...
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172. All right. See you later.
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173. I don't know, man. I
think it's official.
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174. I'm in love with Summer.
I love her smile.
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175. I love her hair. I love her knees.
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176. I love this heart-shaped
birthmark she has on her neck.
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177. I love the way she sometimes
licks her lips before she talks.
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178. I love the sound of her laugh.
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179. I love the way she looks
when s he's sleeping.
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180. I love how I hear this song
every... every time I think of her.
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181. I love how she makes me feel.
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182. Like...
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183. Like anything's possible, or like
- I don't know. Like...
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184. Like life is worth it.
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185. This is not good.
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186. She likes Magritte and Hopper.
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187. And we talked about
Bananafish for like 20 minutes.
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188. We're so compatible, it's insane.
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189. She's... well, she's not like I
thought at all. She's amazing.
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190. Oh, boy. What?
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191. Just 'cause some cute girl likes
the same bizarro crap you do,
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192. that doesn't make her
your soul mate, Tom.
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193. - Red team wins!
- What do you mean?
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194. - It's off.
- what?
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195. - Me and Summer.
- Was it ever on?
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196. No, but it could have been, in a
world where good things happen to me.
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197. - Yeah, well, that's not really
where we live. - No.
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198. Lucky.
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199. So, what happened?
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200. All right. You ready? Yeah.
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201. So there we are. Nine more
floors to ride, just me and her.
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202. Hey, Summer.
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203. Hi.
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204. How was your weekend?
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205. It was good.
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206. Can you believe that shit?
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207. I'm sorry. What shit?
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208. - I think I missed something. - She said,
"It was good". Emphasis on the "good".
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209. She basically said she spent the weekend
having sex with some guy she met at the gym.
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210. Skank. Whatever. I'm over it.
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211. What the hell is wrong with
you? She's not interested in me.
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212. There's really nothing
I can do about that.
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213. Just because she said it was
good? And some other things.
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214. Like, did she say, uh,
"hey" instead of "hi"?
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215. I mean, 'cause you know that that...
that means that she's a lesbian, right?
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216. I gave her plenty of chances.
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217. I'm going to the supply room.
Do you guys need anything?
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218. I think you know what I need.
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219. Uh, toner.
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220. Okay. Sure. No problem.
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221. Whatever, man. It's fine. I don't need
this crap really. I just, you know...
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222. I'm comfortable. I'm unhassled.
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223. People don't realize
this, but loneliness-
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224. - It's underrated.
- You could just ask her out.
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225. Don't be stupid.
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226. Hey.
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227. This Friday, all you can
karaoke at the Mill. No.
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228. Come on. They're not gonna let
you back in there after last time.
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229. Ah, I wasn't that bad.
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230. Dude, you threw up on the stage,
you tried to fight the bartender...
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231. and you threatened to
burn the place down.
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232. But I didn't burn the place down.
We're not going back there, man.
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233. Look. It's not like that, okay? It's a
work thing. The whole office is going.
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234. I can't go, even if I wanted...
You're not listening to me.
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235. What? The whole office is going.
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236. Hi. Hi.
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237. They said you weren't
coming. You asked if I was...
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238. Goddamn. That song is brilliant!
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239. what's up, Hansen? Summer. Summer...
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240. That's me. Come on up.
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241. You...
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242. Okay. I'm new, so no making
fun of me. Whoo!
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243. Thanks, chief. ♪♪
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244. Ah, thanks. Yeah, man.
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245. Cheers.
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246. Like, that's what I was... I guess.
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247. Hello. Hi.
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248. I didn't, uh... I didn't
know you were gonna join us.
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249. I would have gotten you,
you know, a drink, or-
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250. I'm good. You're good?
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251. You... You were great... great
up, uh, singing. Thank you.
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252. I wanted to sing "Born To
Run," but they didn't have it.
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253. I love "Born To Run". Me too.
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254. Tom's from New Jersey. Really?
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255. Yeah. I grew up there. Uh,
I lived there till I was 12.
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256. I named my cat after Springsteen.
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257. No kidding. What-what was his name?
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258. Bruce.
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260. So, do you have a boyfriend?
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261. - No.
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262. - 'Cause I don't want one.
- Come on. I don't believe that.
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263. You don't believe that a woman could
enjoy being free and independent?
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264. Are you a lesbian?
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265. No, I'm not a lesbian.
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266. I just don't feel comfortable
being anyone's girlfriend.
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267. I don't actually feel comfortable
being anyone's anything, you know.
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268. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Really?
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269. Nope.
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270. Okay. Let me break it down for you.
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271. - Break it down.
- Okay. I like being on my own.
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272. Relationships are messy, and
people's feelings get hurt.
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273. Who needs it? We're young.
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274. We live in one of the most
beautiful cities in the world.
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275. Might as well have
fun while we can and...
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276. save the serious stuff for later.
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277. Holy shit. You're a dude. She's a dude.
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278. Okay. But wait, wait. What
happens if you fall in love?
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279. What?
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280. Well, you don't believe that, do you?
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281. It's love. It's not Santa Claus.
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282. Well, what does that word even mean?
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283. I've been in relationships, and
I don't think I've ever seen it.
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284. Well, maybe that's... - And most
marriages end in divorce these days.
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285. Like my parents. Okay. Mine too, but...
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286. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
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287. The lady dothn't.
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288. There's no such thing
as love. It's a fantasy.
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289. Well, I think you're wrong.
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290. Okay. Well,
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291. what is it that I'm missing then?
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292. I think you know it when you feel it.
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293. I guess we can just agree to disagree.
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294. Yeah.
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295. - Okay. Who's singing next?
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296. I nominate Young werther here.
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297. I'm not nearly drunk
enough to... Bartender.
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298. It's not? No, that's not it.
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299. what is that then? I don't know. That...
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300. That... That's something,
but that's not it. I know.
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301. Ah, I used to watch it
every week. Oh. Yeah!
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302. It was the best show on TV. I know.
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303. Knight Rider? Come on. And
the theme song is really good.
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304. So good. This is gonna
bother me for a week.
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305. Me too.
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306. - You were amazing.
- I know, buddy.
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307. You're amazing.
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308. This was so much fun. Yeah.
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309. You guys are so much... Wait! wait! Hey.
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310. What's up? Not you.
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311. You.
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312. He likes you. Okay.
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313. He likes you!
Good night, McKenzie.
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314. why don't you just tell her, Tom? Yeah.
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315. You guys are the best!
Sorry you had to see that. He's...
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316. Happens every time we come
here. He, uh... I don't know.
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317. Something about that guy
and singing.
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318. Is that true? Yeah, yeah.
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319. He drinks, and he sings
and just loses his shit.
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320. No, uh, not McKenzie.
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321. Um, the other thing.
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322. What thing?
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323. Do you... like me?
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324. Yeah.
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325. Yeah, of course I like you.
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327. Right. As friends.
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328. Just as friends?
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329. Yeah. I mean, I... I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about, um...
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330. Yes. why?
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331. No reason. I just...
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332. I think you're interesting, and
I'd like for us to be friends.
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334. Yeah. It's, um...
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335. Yeah. You and me. We
should be friends. Mmm.
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337. Well, I'm that way, so...
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338. Okay. Well, good night. Good night.
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339. - Hey.
- Hi.
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340. So, that was fun the other night.
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341. You son of a bitch. Shh!
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342. The same girl you've been obsessing over
for weeks now? I've not been obsessing.
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343. The girl you said was out of your league,
that you'd never have a chance with.
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344. That girl. Paul, seriously.
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345. Did you bang her? No.
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347. No jobs. I'm still unemployed. We
- We kissed.
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348. Level with me, man. Come on.
This is your best friend, huh?
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349. Your best friend who tolerated you
whining about this girl for weeks on end.
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350. Paul... You were essentially stalking her!
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351. - Paul! Shh!
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352. - Hi.
- Hey.
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353. I'm Summer. Summer.
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354. I'm Paul. Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.
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355. Well, I gotta go. I
gotta do some, you know.
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356. Yeah, man. Um, pretend I was never here.
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357. Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom,
Tom. Um, if any jobs come up...
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358. Thanks, Paul! See ya!
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359. He's, uh, you know, an old friend.
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360. If you heard any of, um...
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361. Heard what? Nothing. You wanna go?
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362. Yeah. I'm stalking.
I mean, I'm starving.
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363. Ah, hon?
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364. Our sink is broken.
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365. Man, all of our sinks are broken.
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366. what are we looking for again?
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367. Uh, trivets. How 'bout a flygel?
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368. No, I don't think so.
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369. No? You don't want a flygel?
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370. Home sweet home.
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371. Our place really is lovely, isn't it?
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372. Yes.
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373. Ooh! Idol's on.
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374. The TV's not working.
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375. Oh.
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376. Well, I'm famished.
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377. Let's eat.
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378. Mmm. Smells delicious.
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379. Oh, honey, that's
because it is delicious.
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380. I made it myself.
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381. Bald eagle. Your favorite.
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382. Mm-hmm.
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383. The sink's broken.
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384. Well, that's okay, because...
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385. that's why we bought a
home with two kitchens.
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386. You're so smart.
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387. I'll race you to the bedroom.
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388. Darling, I don't know
how to tell you this,
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389. but... there's a Chinese
family in our bathroom.
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390. This is fun.
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391. Thanks.
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392. Hey, um,
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393. I just wanna tell you that, um,
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394. I'm not really looking...
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395. for anything... serious.
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396. Is that okay?
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397. Yeah.
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398. 'Cause some people kind
of freak out when they hear that.
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399. No, not me.
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400. You sure?
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401. Yeah. Like, casual. Right? Take it slow.
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402. Right.
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403. No pressure.
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404. Can you, uh...
Can you wait one second?
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405. Okay. Settle. She's just a girl.
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406. Just a girl.
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407. She wants to keep it casual,
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408. which is why she's in my bed right now.
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409. But that's casual. That's
what casual people do.
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410. That's fine. That's great.
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411. Hi. Hi.
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412. You know, I'm gonna... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna get Alfredo's number.
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413. okay. And I'll... And
I'll bring it to you.
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415. Is this Solitaire?
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416. So, did you get her back yet or what?
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417. Working on it.
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418. Hey, maybe you should
write a book. What?
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419. Well, you know, Henry Miller said
the best way to get over a woman...
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420. is to turn her into literature.
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421. Well, that guy had a
lot more sex than me.
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422. Oh, this is it! This is it!
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423. So
great to hear from you.
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424. I can't this week, but maybe next?
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ready to be friends.
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426. Yeah, that's it. That is it.
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427. Your girl is losing it.
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428. Can you just be
serious, for just a second?
Copy !req
429. I am being totally serious.
No, you're joking around.
Copy !req
430. No, I am not joking
around. "Octopus's Garden"?
Copy !req
431. Yes, "octopus's Garden" is the
best Beatles song ever recorded.
Copy !req
432. Why don't you just say "Piggies"?
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433. Come on. I love Ringo Starr!
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434. Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
That's what I love about him.
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435. No, no.
Copy !req
436. ooh, this looks good.
Copy !req
437. Gets really good reviews.
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438. You know what? That looks pretty doable.
Copy !req
439. why are you asking me now?
Because this was your idea.
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440. Put your hand there. Wait one second.
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441. okay. Three, two, one! One.
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442. Yeah, the street level
isn't so exciting, but-
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443. The Fine Arts Building.
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444. The guys who designed this, Walker
and Eisen, are... two of my favorites.
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445. This is my favorite spot. This is?
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446. This is your favorite spot?
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447. Right here.
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448. How come?
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449. Uh, I don't know. It's kind
of hard to explain, I guess.
Copy !req
450. Well, try.
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451. Um... Well, okay.
Copy !req
452. Like, that building... that's, uh...
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453. That's been there since 1911.
Copy !req
454. And that... that's the Continental.
That's L.A.'s first skyscraper.
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455. It was built in 1904.
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456. What is that?
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457. That?
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458. That's a parking lot. Oh!
Copy !req
459. Yeah. That's
- That's also a parking lot.
Copy !req
460. That's, um... Yeah.
Copy !req
461. There's a lot of beautiful
stuff here too though.
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462. I don't know. I just... wish
people would notice it more.
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463. If it were me, then, uh...
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464. If it were you what?
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465. I don't know. I think
I'd... make 'em notice.
Copy !req
466. How would you make them notice?
Copy !req
467. I don't know. There's a lot
of different stuff you could do.
Copy !req
468. Show me.
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469. Please. I don't know anything
about architecture.
Copy !req
470. You want me to draw you something? Yeah.
Copy !req
471. I don't have any
paper. Well, use my arm.
Copy !req
472. Please, I need a tattoo.
Copy !req
473. well, let's see your
arm. That's the spirit.
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474. Well, the buildings need
to be integrated better, so...
Copy !req
475. You could maximize light capacity here.
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476. It's kind of messy.
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477. That's okay.
Copy !req
478. For Tom Hansen, this was
the night where everything changed.
Copy !req
479. That wall Summer so often hid behind...
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480. the wall of distance, of space, of casual...
Copy !req
481. that wall was slowly coming down.
Copy !req
482. For here was Tom, in her world,
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483. a place few had been invited
to see with their own eyes.
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484. And here was Summer, wanting him there.
Copy !req
485. Him, no one else.
Copy !req
486. Have you ever been in a tornado? No.
Copy !req
487. It's that
and my teeth falling out.
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488. I have that too! You do?
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489. Yeah! It's so weird. It's
like being an old man.
Copy !req
490. What else do you have?
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491. Um, earthquakes?
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492. Really? No.
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493. You know, I dream
sometimes about flying.
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494. It starts out like I'm
running really, really fast.
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495. I'm, like, superhuman.
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496. And the terrain starts to
get really rocky and steep.
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497. And then I'm running so fast that my
feet aren't even touching the ground.
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498. And I'm floating, and it's like
this amazing, amazing realness.
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499. I'm free. I'm safe.
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500. Then I realize,
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501. I'm completely alone.
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502. And then I wake up.
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503. As he listened,
Tom began to realize...
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504. that these weren't
stories routinely told.
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505. These were stories one had
to earn. [Continues, Faint]
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506. He could feel the wall coming down.
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507. He wondered if anyone
else had made it this far.
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508. which is why the next six
words changed everything.
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509. I've never told anybody that before.
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510. I guess I'm not just anybody.
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511. - So what are you exactly?
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512. I don't know. Are you her boyfriend?
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513. It's not that simple. Sure, it is.
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514. What, like, are we going
steady? Come on, guys.
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515. You know, we're... we're
adults. We know how we feel.
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516. We don't need to put labels on it.
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517. I mean, "boyfriend,"girlfriend".
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518. All that stuff is... It's really juvenile.
Copy !req
519. You sound gay. You really do.
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520. Okay, first of all,
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521. your last girlfriend was Amy
Sussman in the seventh grade,
Copy !req
522. and you dated for, like, three hours.
Copy !req
523. And you... you've been with
Robyn since what... like 1998?
Copy !req
524. '97. '97. See...
Copy !req
525. [Video Game Beeps,
Ending Theme Plays] Shoot.
Copy !req
526. I don't think the two of you are exactly
authorities on modern relationships.
Copy !req
527. So, what should I do?
You should ask her.
Copy !req
528. what?
Copy !req
529. Well, why rock the boat,
is what I'm thinking.
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530. I mean, things are going well.
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531. You start putting labels on it,
that's like the kiss of death.
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532. It's like saying, "I love you".
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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533. That's what happened
between me and Sean.
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534. Who the hell's Sean? My
boyfriend before Mark.
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535. Who the
- Never mind.
Copy !req
536. So, what you're saying... I'm
saying you do want to ask her.
Copy !req
537. It's obvious. You're just afraid
you'll get an answer you don't want,
Copy !req
538. which will shatter all the illusions of
how great these past few months have been.
Copy !req
539. Now look, if it were me,
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540. I'd find out now before
you show up at her place...
Copy !req
541. and, well, she's in bed
with Lars from Norway.
Copy !req
542. Who's Lars from Norway?
Copy !req
543. Just some guy she met at the gym...
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544. with Brad Pitt's face and Jesus' abs.
Copy !req
545. Wait! No,
Coach. We're not done here.
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546. Rachel! Look, it's easy, Tom.
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547. Just don't be a pussy.
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548. You okay?
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549. Yeah. You sure?
Copy !req
550. Summer, I gotta ask you something.
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551. what? What are we, um...
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552. What are we doing? I thought
we were going to the movies.
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553. Yeah. Nah, I mean,
like, what are we, like-
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554. What's going on here, with us?
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555. I don't know.
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556. Who cares?
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557. I'm happy. Aren't you happy? Yeah.
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558. Good.
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559. London, 1964.
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560. Those girls knew how to dress.
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561. Nowadays, it's all
these giant sunglasses...
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562. and tattoos.
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563. It's handbags with little dogs in them.
Copy !req
564. who okayed this? Some people like it.
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565. I like how you dress.
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566. I was thinking about getting a butterfly
tattoo about yea big on my ankle.
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567. No.
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568. Oh.
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569. Yo.
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570. How's it going?
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571. Uh, okay.
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572. You live around here?
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573. Um, yeah, not too far.
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574. I've never seen you here before.
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575. You're not too observant.
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576. That's funny. You're funny.
Copy !req
577. So let me buy you a drink. No, thank you.
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578. You with this guy? Hey, I'm Tom.
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579. Whatever. So, come on. One
drink. What are you drinking?
Copy !req
580. I said no, thanks.
Copy !req
581. You're serious? This guy?
Copy !req
582. Hey, buddy
- You know what? Don't be rude.
Copy !req
583. I'm flattered, but I'm not interested.
Copy !req
584. So why don't you go over there
and leave us alone? Thanks.
Copy !req
585. It's a free country.
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586. I can't believe this is your boyfriend.
Copy !req
587. What are you doing?
Copy !req
588. It was
really just a crazy thing.
Copy !req
589. It happened like... It felt like
it happened fast, but really,
Copy !req
590. it... it also felt like it
was happening really slowly,
Copy !req
591. like everything all was just...
Copy !req
592. I don't know. It doesn't feel like
you think it would...
Copy !req
593. Hey, what's the matter?
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594. I just... I can't believe you.
Copy !req
595. You can't believe me?
Copy !req
596. You were so completely,
completely uncool in there.
Copy !req
597. Wait. Are you mad at me? I
just got my ass kicked for you.
Copy !req
598. Oh, really? Was that for
me? Was that for my benefit?
Copy !req
599. Yes, it was.
Copy !req
600. Okay, well, next time don't,
'cause I don't need your help.
Copy !req
601. You know what? I'm really tired.
Copy !req
602. Can we talk about this tomorrow?
Copy !req
603. No. You know what?
Copy !req
604. I'm not going anywhere till
you tell me what's going on.
Copy !req
605. Nothing's going on.
Copy !req
606. We're just...
Copy !req
607. What? We're just what?
Copy !req
608. We're just friends. No!
Don't pull that with me!
Copy !req
609. Don't even try to...
Copy !req
610. This is not how you treat your friend.
Copy !req
611. Kissing in the copy room?
Holding hands in IKEA?
Copy !req
612. Shower sex? Come on! Friends, my balls!
Copy !req
613. I like you, Tom. I just
don't want a relationship...
Copy !req
614. well, you're not the only
one that gets a say in this!
Copy !req
615. I do too! And I say we're
a couple, goddamn it!
Copy !req
616. After you, please.
Copy !req
617. I shouldn't have done that.
Copy !req
618. Done what? Gotten mad at you.
Copy !req
619. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
620. Look, we don't
have to put a label on it.
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621. That's fine. I get it.
Copy !req
622. But, you know, I just
- I need some consistency.
Copy !req
623. I know.
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624. I need to know that you're not
gonna wake up in the morning...
Copy !req
625. and... feel differently.
Copy !req
626. And I can't give you that.
Copy !req
627. Nobody can.
Copy !req
628. That hurt? I'm sorry.
Copy !req
629. No, it doesn't hurt.
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630. I like you.
Copy !req
631. All right.
Copy !req
632. Shh. well, what about you? Did
you ever even have a boyfriend?
Copy !req
633. Well, of course. Yeah?
Copy !req
634. Yeah. Well, tell me about them.
Copy !req
635. No. Oh? why not?
Copy !req
636. Because it's not important.
Copy !req
637. I'm interested.
Copy !req
638. All right. Fine. You want to go there?
Copy !req
639. Yeah. I can take it. Fine.
Copy !req
640. So...
Copy !req
641. Well, in high school there was Markus.
Copy !req
642. - Quarterback-slash-homecoming
king? -
Copy !req
643. No. He was a rower.
Copy !req
644. He was very hot.
Copy !req
645. For a brief time in college
there was, um... there was Charlie.
Copy !req
646. She was nice, but...
Copy !req
647. And then there was
my semester in Sienna.
Copy !req
648. Fernando Belardelli.
Copy !req
649. Also known as "The Puma".
Copy !req
650. - The Puma?
- Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.
Copy !req
651. So...
Copy !req
652. Oh, that's it? The
ones that lasted, yeah.
Copy !req
653. What happened? Why
- Why didn't they work out?
Copy !req
654. What always happens. Life.
Copy !req
655. That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
Copy !req
656. No, it's not. It's awesome. Trust me.
Copy !req
657. I'm serious.
Copy !req
658. I'll go first.
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659. Penis.
Copy !req
660. Penis.
Copy !req
661. Penis! Penis!
Copy !req
662. Penis! There's kids around.
Copy !req
663. There are no kids around.
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664. Penis! Penis!
Copy !req
665. You having fun? Yeah.
Copy !req
666. This is the kind of thing you
did with The Puma, isn't it?
Copy !req
667. Oh, we rarely left the room.
Copy !req
668. Penis!
Copy !req
669. Sorry. Tourette's. You
know how it is. Penis!
Copy !req
670. She has it too. Penis! Penis!
Copy !req
671. Shh. Everyone's looking over
here. I'm done. I'm done.
Copy !req
672. Are you done? I'm done.
Copy !req
673. You're done? Yeah.
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674. This is too much. Unleash me. I'm done.
Copy !req
675. Promise? I promise.
Copy !req
676. I promise.
Copy !req
677. Penis!
Copy !req
678. It's very complex. Mmm.
Copy !req
679. In a way, it sort of, like,
Copy !req
680. says... so much...
Copy !req
681. by...
Copy !req
682. saying so little.
Copy !req
683. Do you want to go to the movies? Yep.
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684. Suffering.
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685. So much suffering.
Copy !req
686. Suffering. Suffering.
Copy !req
687. T... Tom?
Copy !req
688. Mr. Vance would like to
see you in his office.
Copy !req
689. Tom.
Copy !req
690. Have a seat.
Copy !req
691. Has something happened to you recently?
Copy !req
692. What do you mean?
Copy !req
693. A death in the family, someone
taken ill... Anything like that.
Copy !req
694. No.
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695. Look, I don't mean to pry, but...
Copy !req
696. does this have something
to do with Summer leaving?
Copy !req
697. Who? My assistant.
Copy !req
698. Your, um... Tom, everyone knows.
Copy !req
699. Never mind.
Copy !req
700. The reason I'm asking is,
lately your work performance...
Copy !req
701. has been... a little off.
Copy !req
702. I'm not following. Okay.
Copy !req
703. Um, here's something
that you wrote last week.
Copy !req
704. Uh, "Roses are red, violets are blue.
Copy !req
705. Fuck you, whore. "
Copy !req
706. Now, most shoppers at Valentine's Day-
Copy !req
707. Mr. Vance, are you firing me? No. No.
Copy !req
708. Relax, Hansen. You're
one of the good ones.
Copy !req
709. Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.
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710. Things have been a little difficult.
Copy !req
711. That's okay. I completely
understand that.
Copy !req
712. I'm just saying that perhaps
you could channel those energies,
Copy !req
713. um, into something like this.
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714. Funerals and sympathy.
Copy !req
715. Misery, sadness, loss of faith,
Copy !req
716. no reason to live.
Copy !req
717. This is perfect for you.
Copy !req
718. Uh... Good. Okay.
Copy !req
719. Now back to work you go.
Copy !req
720. Thank you.
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721. Hey. Hey.
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722. Don't you have, like, 20 cards to
write by Friday? Nope. All done.
Copy !req
723. Really? Can you help me? 'Cause I've
run out of ways to say "congrats".
Copy !req
724. Okay. I got "Good job,"
"Well done" and "Way to go".
Copy !req
725. That's it.
Copy !req
726. How 'bout, "Every day you make me proud,
Copy !req
727. but today you get a card. "
Copy !req
728. Shit, that's good! I know.
Copy !req
729. Have you tried "Merry"?
Copy !req
730. Wow! That's perfect! Merry! wow!
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731. We've been stuck on this for an hour.
Copy !req
732. Hmm. How about...
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733. "I love us"?
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734. Aw.
Copy !req
735. I hate Summer.
Copy !req
736. I hate her crooked teeth.
Copy !req
737. I hate her 1960s haircut.
Copy !req
738. I hate her knobby knees.
Copy !req
739. And I hate her cockroach-shaped
splotch on her neck.
Copy !req
740. I hate the way she smacks
her lips before she talks.
Copy !req
741. And I hate the way she
sounds when she laughs.
Copy !req
742. I hate this song!
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743. Son, you're gonna have
to exit the vehicle.
Copy !req
744. I normally don't do blind dates,
Copy !req
745. but Paul and Robyn
spoke very highly of you.
Copy !req
746. Ah. They said you write greeting cards.
Copy !req
747. That's so interesting.
I wanted to write.
Copy !req
748. I actually majored
in English in college,
Copy !req
749. but what are you gonna
do with that degree?
Copy !req
750. I went to Brown. Where
did you go? Alison.
Copy !req
751. Hmm?
Copy !req
752. Listen, it's great to meet you,
Copy !req
753. and... you're a very attractive girl.
Copy !req
754. I just wanted to say up
front that this isn't...
Copy !req
755. It's not gonna go anywhere. Oh.
Copy !req
756. I liked this girl. I mean, I loved her.
Copy !req
757. What does she do?
Copy !req
758. She took a giant shit on my face.
Copy !req
759. Literally. Literally?
Copy !req
760. Not literally. That's disgusting. Jesus.
Copy !req
761. What's the matter with you?
Copy !req
762. The point is,
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763. I'm messed up. I am.
Copy !req
764. You know, on the one
hand, I want to forget her.
Copy !req
765. On the other hand,
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766. I know that she's the only person in the
entire universe that will make me happy.
Copy !req
767. Mm-hmm. You ever do this?
Copy !req
768. You think back on the times you had with someone,
replay it in your head over and over again,
Copy !req
769. and you look for those
first signs of trouble.
Copy !req
770. There's two options really.
Copy !req
771. Either... she's an evil,
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772. emotionless, miserable human being,
Copy !req
773. or... she's a robot.
Copy !req
774. Small Wonder. You know, Vicki.
Copy !req
775. That would explain a lot
actually. Can I ask you a question?
Copy !req
776. Yeah. She never cheated on you?
Copy !req
777. No. Never. She ever take
advantage of you in any way?
Copy !req
778. No.
Copy !req
779. And she told you up front that
she didn't want a boyfriend.
Copy !req
780. Yeah.
Copy !req
781. I got a great idea.
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782. Oh, fine! Go! That's fine. See ya.
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783. Waste of time. You don't
look anything like Summer.
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784. Now departing
on Track 2, Pacific Surfliner.
Copy !req
785. Full service to Santa Barbara.
Copy !req
786. All aboard, please.
Copy !req
787. Hey, baby. Hey, you here?
Copy !req
788. Hell no. What do you mean, "Hell no"?
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789. I'm not going to that. Yes, you are.
Copy !req
790. No, man. It's gonna be all old people.
Copy !req
791. Yeah, but you said you were
going. That's why I'm going.
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792. And that's why I called her
last night, told her I was sick.
Copy !req
793. Like a ninja. Dude! I'm gonna... I'm
not gonna know anybody at this thing.
Copy !req
794. Maybe you'll meet some hot
granddaughters or something.
Copy !req
795. I'm hanging up now. Bye, baby.
Copy !req
796. May I have
your attention, please?
Copy !req
797. Passengers boarding the train
in Los Angeles, please...
Copy !req
798. have your tickets out
and ready for collection.
Copy !req
799. Hi, Tom!
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800. Hey. Summer.
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801. I must have walked right by you. Yeah.
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802. Well, um, what are you doing?
Are you going to Millie's?
Copy !req
803. Me too. Cool.
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804. - I forgot you knew her. - Yeah,
we worked together all that time, so...
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805. of course. I love Millie.
She's the sweetest.
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806. She is.
Copy !req
807. - How are you?
- I'm good.
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808. Good. I... I wrote to you.
I never heard back, but...
Copy !req
809. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about
that. I... I just, you know...
Copy !req
810. It got kind of crazy, and the
holidays came up, so work was...
Copy !req
811. You still working for Vance?
Copy !req
812. Yeah.
Copy !req
813. Well, I was gonna go
get a coffee if you wanna...
Copy !req
814. "The Architecture of Happiness"
Copy !req
815. Yeah. That looks like a good book.
Copy !req
816. Yeah, it's
Copy !req
817. Well, I don't want to
bother you. No, no. I, um...
Copy !req
818. Yeah, let's get coffee.
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819. After you.
Copy !req
820. You look nice. Thanks.
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821. Penis.
Copy !req
822. No.
Copy !req
823. I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Copy !req
824. You may kiss the bride.
Copy !req
825. Well, you snore. No, I don't.
Copy !req
826. You do. No, I don't.
Copy !req
827. Yeah. Well, you do too.
Copy !req
828. Oh, I definitely do. And your feet reek.
Copy !req
829. That one time! No, every time.
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830. That one time! No.
Copy !req
831. That one time especially,
but every time.
Copy !req
832. And when you wake up, your
hair, it sticks up like that.
Copy !req
833. It's ridiculous. You're ridiculous.
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834. Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.
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835. Damn right!
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836. Ringo's the best. Ringo is-
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837. Goose! Oh! oh! oh!
Copy !req
838. Man! He's fast. Damn! All right.
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839. You got me. Duck.
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840. Duck.
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841. One, two, three.
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842. Wanna dance? Yeah.
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843. Okay.
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844. I was gonna maybe have
a party on Friday, um,
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845. on our rooftop that has,
like, a really nice garden,
Copy !req
846. if you want to come.
Copy !req
847. If you're not busy.
Copy !req
848. They're good, huh? They are good.
Copy !req
849. I guess I just got lucky.
Copy !req
850. Um, we met in elementary school.
Copy !req
851. In seventh grade we had
the same class schedule,
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852. and, uh,
Copy !req
853. we just clicked, you know?
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854. Love?
Copy !req
855. Shit, I don't know.
Copy !req
856. As long as she's cute
and she's willing, right?
Copy !req
857. I'm flexible on the cute, so...
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858. Twenty-one years.
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859. She's the light that guides me home.
Copy !req
860. Yes, that is from one of our cards.
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861. No. Someone else wrote it.
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862. Doesn't make it less true.
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863. I think technically the
"girl of my dreams"...
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864. would probably have, like, a
really bodacious rack, you know.
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865. Maybe different hair.
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866. Probably... You know, she'd probably
be a little more into sports.
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867. But, um, truthfully,
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868. Robyn's... Robyn's better
than the girl of my dreams.
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869. She's real.
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870. Tom walked to her apartment,
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871. intoxicated by the
promise of the evening.
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872. his expectations would
align with reality.
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873. Hi. Hey.
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874. Yeah. Thanks.
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875. I like your tie. Wow! Hi.
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876. How you doing? Good. How are you?
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877. You shouldn't have.
That's so nice. It's the-
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878. Thank you so much. No problem.
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879. I'm excited to read it. Yeah.
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880. Come on.
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881. - So, Tom, what is it that you do?
- Uh, I write greeting cards.
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882. Tom could be a really great
architect if he wanted to be.
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883. That's unusual.
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884. I mean, what made you
go from one to the other?
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885. I guess I just figured,
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886. why make something
disposable, like a building,
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887. when you can make something that
lasts forever, like a greeting card?
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888. I've been calling you every
five minutes. Are you okay?
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889. I'm great. What happened to you?
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890. I don't wanna talk about it.
You always wanna talk about it.
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891. Not this. Okay. Well, come on. Let's go.
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892. where are we going? It's Thursday!
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893. This one says, "Go for it!"
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894. And this one says, "You can do it!"
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895. we have a whole line of
inspirational photographic cards...
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896. featuring Pickles, my cat.
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897. I think people will really enjoy them.
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898. - Thank you.
- Good job, Rhoda.
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899. That's inspirational stuff.
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900. Okay. Who's next?
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901. We haven't heard from
Sympathy in a while.
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902. Hansen? Yeah?
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903. The Winter Collection? Do you
have anything to contribute?
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904. Uh, no.
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905. I really don't.
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906. Okay.
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907. We'll come back to you. Uh, McKenzie?
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908. Actually, you know what? Yes, Tom?
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909. Can I say something
about the cat? Well, okay.
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910. Yeah, uh, this is...
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911. And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,
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912. but, um, this is total shit.
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913. Tom! "Go for it" and "You can do it"?
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914. That's not inspirational.
That's suicidal.
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915. If Pickles goes for it right
there, that's a dead cat.
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916. These are lies. We're liars.
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917. Think about it. Why do
people buy these things?
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918. It's not 'cause they
want to say how they feel.
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919. People buy cards 'cause they can't say
how they feel, or they're afraid to.
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920. We provide the service
that lets them off the hook.
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921. You know what? I say, to hell
with it! Let's level with America.
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922. At least let them speak
for themselves! Right?
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923. I mean, look! What... what
is this? What does it say?
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924. "Congratulations on
your new baby. " Right?
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925. How 'bout, "Congratulations
on your new baby.
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926. - That's it for hanging out.
Nice knowing you. - Sit down, Hansen.
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927. How 'bout this one, with all the pretty hearts
on the front? I know where this is going. Yep!
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928. "Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart. I love you"
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929. That sweet? Ain't love grand?
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930. This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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931. What does that even mean, "love"?
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932. Do you know? Do you? Anybody?
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933. Tom.
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934. If somebody gave me this card,
Mr. Vance, I would eat it.
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935. It's... It's these cards, and
the movies, and the pop songs...
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936. They're to blame for all the lies...
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937. and the heartache, everything.
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938. And we're responsible. I'm responsible.
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939. I think we do a bad thing here.
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940. People should be able to say how
they feel... how they really feel...
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941. not, you know, some words that
some strangers put in their mouths.
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942. Words like "love"...
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943. that don't mean anything.
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944. Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh...
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945. I quit. I'm...
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946. There's enough bullshit in
the world without my help.
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947. All right. Next
we do running drills.
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948. Hey, you're sketching again.
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949. Yeah, well, just doodling.
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950. Okay, Tom. we got 20
seconds. Talk to me. You okay?
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951. Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.
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952. You know, my friends
are all in love with you.
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953. You know, it's like we said.
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954. Plenty of other fish in the sea. Thanks.
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955. But, uh, those are guppies.
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956. Yeah.
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957. Hey, Tom? Mmm.
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958. Look, I know you think
that she was the one,
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959. but I don't.
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960. Now, I think you're just
remembering the good stuff.
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961. Next time you look back, I, uh...
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962. I really think you should look again.
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963. It's playing at 5:00.
Do you wanna see it?
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964. Um, I don't know. We could
just go back to your place or-
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965. No, I really want to see it. Let's go.
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966. You okay? Yeah.
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967. What... what is it? The movie?
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968. It's nothing. I'm just...
I'm just being stupid.
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969. Yeah? Yeah.
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970. It pains me we live in a world...
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971. where nobody's heard of Spearmint.
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972. I've never heard of them. I
put 'em on that mix I made you.
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973. They're track one.
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974. Oh, yeah.
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975. So, what do you wanna do?
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976. I think I'm just gonna call it a day.
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977. You don't wanna get some
dinner? Are you hungry?
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978. You all right?
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979. I'm just tired. Okay.
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980. I got it. Pancakes!
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981. Hey, Tom.
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982. I thought I might see you here.
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983. I always loved this place,
ever since you brought me.
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984. So I, uh...
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985. I guess I should say congratulations.
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986. Only if you mean it.
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987. Ah. Well, in that case...
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988. So, are you okay?
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989. I will be, eventually.
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990. You wanna... Hmm.
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991. I like your suit. Ah, thanks.
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992. You look sharp.
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993. So do you. Thanks.
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994. I quit the office. You did?
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995. I didn't know. That's great!
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996. And you, um...
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997. you're married.
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998. Yeah. It's crazy, huh?
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999. You should have told me
when we were at the... I know.
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1000. You know, at the wedding
when we were dancing.
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1001. Well, he hadn't asked me
yet. But he was in your life.
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1002. Yeah. So why'd you dance with me?
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1003. 'Cause I wanted to.
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1004. You just do what you want, don't you?
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1005. You never wanted to be
anybody's girlfriend,
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1006. and now you're somebody's wife.
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1007. Surprised me too.
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1008. I don't think I'll ever understand that.
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1009. I mean, it doesn't make sense.
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1010. It just happened.
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1011. Right, but that's what I don't
understand. What just happened?
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1012. I just... I just woke
up one day, and I knew.
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1013. Knew what?
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1014. What I was never sure of with you.
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1015. You know what sucks?
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1016. Realizing that everything you believe
in is complete and utter bullshit.
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1017. It sucks. What do you mean?
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1018. Uh, you know, destiny, and
soul mates, and true love,
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1019. and all that childhood
fairy tale nonsense.
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1020. You were right. I...
I should have listened to you.
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1021. No. Yeah. What? What are you smiling at?
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1022. Tom. what?
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1023. What are you looking
at me like that for?
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1024. Well, you know,
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1025. I guess it's 'cause...
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1026. I was sitting in a deli
and reading Dorian Gray
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1027. and... a guy comes up to me...
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1028. and asked me about it,
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1029. and... now he's my husband.
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1030. Yeah. And... so?
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1031. So, what if I'd gone to the movies?
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1032. What if I had gone
somewhere else for lunch?
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1033. What if I'd gotten
there 10 minutes later?
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1034. It was...
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1035. It was meant to be.
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1036. And I just kept thinking,
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1037. Tom was right. No.
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1038. Yeah, I did.
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1039. I did.
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1040. It just wasn't me that
you were right about.
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1041. I should go.
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1042. But I'm really happy to
see that you're doing well.
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1043. Summer!
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1044. I really do hope that you're happy.
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1045. Most days of the
year are unremarkable.
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1046. They begin and they end...
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1047. with no lasting
memories made in between.
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1048. Most days have no impact...
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1049. on the course of a life.
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1050. May 23 was a Wednesday.
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1051. Are you interviewing? Sorry?
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1052. Are you interviewing for the position?
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1053. Oh, yeah. Why? Are you? Yeah.
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1054. Mm-hmm.
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1055. My competition.
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1056. It would appear.
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1057. Yeah. So, a little awkward.
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1058. Yeah.
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1059. Well, I hope you, um, don't get the job.
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1060. Well, I hope you don't get the job.
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1061. Have I seen you before?
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1062. Me? I don't think so.
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1063. Do you ever go to Angelus Plaza?
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1064. Yes. That's, like, my
favorite spot in the city.
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1065. Yeah. Okay. Except for
the parking lots, but...
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1066. Yeah. I... I agree. Yeah, yeah.
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1067. I think I've seen you there. Really?
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1068. Yeah. I haven't seen you.
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1069. You must not have been looking.
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1070. If Tom had learned anything,
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1071. it was that you can't ascribe
great cosmic significance...
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1072. to a simple earthly event.
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1073. Coincidence. That's
all anything ever is.
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1074. Nothing more than coincidence.
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1075. Tom Hansen. Yeah.
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1076. Come on back. Thank you.
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1077. Tom had finally learned
there are no miracles.
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1078. There's no such thing as fate.
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1079. Nothing is meant to be.
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1080. He knew. He was sure of it now.
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1081. Tom was... Sorry. Um...
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1082. I just left, uh... Can I... one second.
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1083. He was pretty sure.
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1084. - Hey.
- You again.
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1085. Yeah. I, uh, was just wondering...
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1086. if maybe after this, if, um, you...
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1087. you want to get some
coffee or something.
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1088. Oh, I'm sorry.
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1089. I'm sort of supposed to
meet someone after this.
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1090. Okay.
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1091. Sure.
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1092. What's that? why not?
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1093. Okay. Well, then I'll
just, uh... I'll wait for you...
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1094. we... we'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
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1095. - My name's Tom.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.
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1096. English US - PSDH
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