1. This is a story of boy meets girl.Copy !req
2. The boy, Tom Hansen
of Margate, New Jersey,Copy !req
3. grew up believing that
he'd never truly be happy...Copy !req
4. until the day he met "the one."Copy !req
5. This belief stemmed from early
exposure to sad British pop music...Copy !req
6. and a total misreading
of the movie The Graduate.Copy !req
7. Elaine! Elaine!Copy !req
8. The girl, Summer Finn
of Shinnecock, MichiganCopy !req
9. did not share this belief.Copy !req
10. Since the disintegration
of her parents marriage,Copy !req
11. she'd only loved two things.Copy !req
12. The first was her long, dark hair.Copy !req
13. The second was how easily
she could cut it off...Copy !req
14. and feel nothing.Copy !req
15. Tom meets Summer on January 8.Copy !req
16. He knows almost immediately
she's who he's been searching for.Copy !req
17. This is a story of boy meets girl.Copy !req
18. But you should know up frontCopy !req
19. this is not a love story.Copy !req
20. ♪ They made a statue of us ♪Copy !req
21. ♪ And put it on a mountaintop ♪Copy !req
22. ♪ Now tourists come and stare at us ♪Copy !req
23. ♪ Blow bubbles with their gum ♪Copy !req
24. ♪ Take photographs of fun ♪Copy !req
25. ♪ Have fun ♪Copy !req
26. ♪ They'll name a city after us ♪Copy !req
27. ♪ And later say it's all our fault ♪Copy !req
28. ♪ Then they'll give us a talking to ♪Copy !req
29. ♪ 'Cause they've got years of experience ♪Copy !req
30. ♪ Living in a den of thieves ♪Copy !req
31. ♪ Rummaging for answers in the pages ♪Copy !req
32. ♪ Living in a den of thieves ♪Copy !req
33. ♪ And it's contagious ♪Copy !req
34. ♪ And it's contagious ♪♪Copy !req
35. We didn't know
who else to call.Copy !req
36. It's Amanda Heller
all over again.Copy !req
37. You did the right thing.Copy !req
38. Now where is he?Copy !req
39. Thomas.Copy !req
40. Rachel.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
41. - I'm here to help you.
- Help me how?Copy !req
42. First, put down the plate.Copy !req
43. Drink this.Copy !req
44. - What is that?
- Vodka.Copy !req
45. Um, does Mom know
that you're here?Copy !req
46. - 'Cause it's probably past 10:00.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
47. Just start from the beginning,
and tell us what happened.Copy !req
48. Things were going so well.Copy !req
49. Then what?Copy !req
50. I think we should
stop seeing each other.Copy !req
51. - Just like that?
- Just like that.Copy !req
52. - Did she say why?
- I mean, this thing- what are we doing?Copy !req
53. I mean, is this normal?Copy !req
54. Norm- I- I don't know. I don't care.
I'm happy. Aren't you happy?Copy !req
55. - You're happy?
- You're not?Copy !req
56. - All we do is argue.
- That is bullshit.Copy !req
57. Maybe she was just
in a bad mood.Copy !req
58. Yeah, maybe like
a- a hormonal thing.Copy !req
59. - P.M.S?
- What do you know about P.M.S?Copy !req
60. - More than you, Tom.
- Then what happened?Copy !req
61. This can't come as
a total surprise to you.Copy !req
62. I mean, we've been like Sid and Nancy
for months now.Copy !req
63. Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy...
seven times with a kitchen knife.Copy !req
64. I- I mean, we have some disagreements,
but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.Copy !req
65. No. I'm Sid.Copy !req
66. Oh, so I'm Nancy?Copy !req
67. Let's just eat,
and we'll talk about it later.Copy !req
68. Mmm. That is good.Copy !req
69. I'm really glad we did this.Copy !req
70. I love these pancakes.Copy !req
71. What?Copy !req
72. Tom, don't go.
You're still my best friend!Copy !req
73. - Jesus.
- You've broken up with girls before.Copy !req
74. Yes.Copy !req
75. And girls have broken up
with you before.Copy !req
76. - This is different.
- Why?Copy !req
77. 'Cause it's Summer.Copy !req
78. So you'll-you'll
meet somebody new.Copy !req
79. Point is, you're the best guy I know.
You'll get over her.Copy !req
80. I think it's kind of like how they say.
There's, uh-Copy !req
81. There's plenty of other
fish in the sea.Copy !req
82. - No.
- They- They say that.Copy !req
83. Well, they're lying.Copy !req
84. I don't want to get over her.Copy !req
85. I want to get her back.Copy !req
86. Maybe playing it safe
is the wrong approach.Copy !req
87. The nuclear family is dead,Copy !req
88. and we need a new holiday
that recognizes that.Copy !req
89. May 21st.Copy !req
90. Other Mother's Day.Copy !req
91. Thank you.Copy !req
92. I'd say we've got some potential here.
What do you think, Hansen?Copy !req
93. Could you write up some
prototypes for these?Copy !req
94. Uh, Mr. Vance, there's a telephone call
for you on line three.Copy !req
95. Oh. Thank you. Uh, everyone,
this is Summer, my new assistant.Copy !req
96. Summer just moved here from-Copy !req
97. Michigan.
- Right. Michigan. Right.Copy !req
98. Uh, Summer, everyone.Copy !req
99. Everyone, Summer.
Excuse me. I have to take this.Copy !req
100. It's nice to meet you all.Copy !req
101. There's only two kinds
of people in the world.Copy !req
102. There's women, and there's men.Copy !req
103. Summer Finn was a woman.Copy !req
104. Height, average. Weight, average.Copy !req
105. Shoe size, slightly above average.Copy !req
106. For all intents and purposes,Copy !req
107. Summer Finn, just another girl.Copy !req
108. Except she wasn't.Copy !req
109. To wit, in 1998,Copy !req
110. Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band,
Belle and Sebastian,Copy !req
111. in her high school yearbook.Copy !req
112. "Color my life
with the chaos of trouble."Copy !req
113. This spike in Michigan
sales of their album,Copy !req
114. 'The Boy with the Arab Strap',Copy !req
115. continues to puzzle industry analysts.Copy !req
116. Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze
during her sophomore yearCopy !req
117. coincided with an inexplicable
212% increase in revenue.Copy !req
118. Every apartment Summer rentedCopy !req
119. was offered at an average rate
of 9.2% below market value.Copy !req
120. And her round-trip commute to workCopy !req
121. averaged 18.4 double takes per day.Copy !req
122. It was a rare quality,
this "Summer effect."Copy !req
123. Rare, and yet something every postadoles
cent male has encounteredCopy !req
124. at least once in their lives.Copy !req
125. For Tom Hansen to find it now
in a city of 400,000 offices,Copy !req
126. 91,000 commercial buildings
and 3.8 million people-Copy !req
127. Well, that could only
be explained by one thing:Copy !req
128. fate.Copy !req
129. Dude, I hear she's a bitch.Copy !req
130. Really?Copy !req
131. Yeah. Patel tried to talk to her
in the copy room. She's totally not having it.Copy !req
132. Maybe she was just in a hurry.Copy !req
133. And maybe she's an uppity,
"better than everyone" superskank.Copy !req
134. - Damn.
- I know. She's pretty hot.Copy !req
135. That sucks.
Why is it pretty girlsCopy !req
136. think they can treat people like crap
and get away with it?Copy !req
137. Centuries of reinforcement.Copy !req
138. You know what? Screw her.
I don't care.Copy !req
139. If she wants to be that way, fine.Copy !req
140. ♪ Driving in your car ♪Copy !req
141. ♪ Oh, please don't drop me home ♪Copy !req
142. Smiths?Copy !req
143. Hi.Copy !req
144. - I love The Smiths.
- Sorry?Copy !req
145. I said I love The Smiths.Copy !req
146. You have- You have
good taste in music.Copy !req
147. - You like The Smiths?
- Yeah.Copy !req
148. ♪ To die by your side is
such a heavenly way to die ♪Copy !req
149. I love 'em.Copy !req
150. Holy shit.Copy !req
151. There you go.
Have another piece.Copy !req
152. - Ah.
- Drinks?Copy !req
153. - Arthur, did you get a piece?
- Thanks.Copy !req
154. Want one? Yeah.Copy !req
155. - Want one?
- Mmm.Copy !req
156. - Summer, right?
- Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
157. - Smiths fan.
- Yeah. Tom.Copy !req
158. Want some, uh, uh-Copy !req
159. - It's not champagne. I don't know what it is.
- Sure.Copy !req
160. So, how's it goin'?Copy !req
161. Pretty good.
You just moved here, right?Copy !req
162. - Mm-hmm.
- When?Copy !req
163. - Saturday.
- Oh, wow.Copy !req
164. And, uh, what brought you?Copy !req
165. Boredom mostly.Copy !req
166. - Wanted to try something new and exciting.
- Mmm.Copy !req
167. Well, clearly you've
come to the right place.Copy !req
168. - So, have you worked here long?
- About three or four years.Copy !req
169. Wow. You've...Copy !req
170. always wanted to write
greeting cards?Copy !req
171. No, I don't even
want to do it now.Copy !req
172. Well, you should
do something else then.Copy !req
173. Yeah. I studied to be
an architect, actually.Copy !req
174. You did? That's cool.
What happened there?Copy !req
175. It didn't work out.Copy !req
176. I needed a job, and here we are.Copy !req
177. You any good?Copy !req
178. Well, um, I wrote this one.Copy !req
179. "Today you're a man.Copy !req
180. Mazel tov
on your bar mitzvah."Copy !req
181. It's a big seller.
I meant as an architect.Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. - I doubt it.
- Well,Copy !req
184. you're a perfectly adequate
greeting card writer.Copy !req
185. Thank you. That was actually
my nickname in college.Copy !req
186. They called me
"Perfectly Adequate" Hansen.Copy !req
187. They used to call me Anal Girl.Copy !req
188. I was very neat and organized.Copy !req
189. Well, I should get back, so-
Uh-Copy !req
190. All right. See you later.Copy !req
191. I don't know, man.
I think it's official.Copy !req
192. I'm in love with Summer.
I love her smile.Copy !req
193. I love her hair. I love her knees.Copy !req
194. I love this heart-shaped birthmark
she has on her neck.Copy !req
195. I love the way she sometimes
licks her lips before she talks.Copy !req
196. I love the sound of her laugh.Copy !req
197. I love the way she looks
when she's sleeping.Copy !req
198. ♪ She's like the wind ♪Copy !req
199. I love how I hear this song
every- every time I think of her.Copy !req
200. I love how she makes me feel.Copy !req
201. Like-Copy !req
202. Like anything's possible,
or like- I don't know. Like-Copy !req
203. Like life is worth it.Copy !req
204. This is not good.Copy !req
205. She likes Magritte and Hopper.Copy !req
206. And we talked about Bananafish
for like 20 minutes.Copy !req
207. We're so compatible,
it's insane.Copy !req
208. She's- well, she's not like I
thought at all. She's amazing.Copy !req
209. - Oh, boy.
- What?Copy !req
210. Just 'cause some cute girl likes
the same bizarro crap you do,Copy !req
211. that doesn't make her
your soul mate, Tom.Copy !req
212. - Red team wins!
- What do you mean?Copy !req
213. - It's off.
- what?Copy !req
214. - Me and Summer.
- Was it ever on?Copy !req
215. No, but it could have been,
in a world where good things happen to me.Copy !req
216. - Yeah, well, that's not really where we live.
- No.Copy !req
217. Lucky.Copy !req
218. So, what happened?Copy !req
219. - All right. You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
220. So there we are.
Nine more floors to ride, just me and her.Copy !req
221. Hey, Summer.Copy !req
222. Hi.Copy !req
223. How was your weekend?Copy !req
224. It was good.Copy !req
225. Can you believe that shit?Copy !req
226. I'm sorry, what shit?Copy !req
227. - I think I missed something.
- She said, "It was good." Emphasis on the "good."Copy !req
228. She basically said she spent
the weekend having sexCopy !req
229. with some guy she met at the gym.Copy !req
230. - Skank.
- Whatever. I'm over it.Copy !req
231. - What the hell is wrong with you?
- She's not interested in me.Copy !req
232. There's really nothing
I can do about that.Copy !req
233. - Just because she said it was good?
- And some other things.Copy !req
234. Like, did she say, uh,
"hey" instead of "hi"?Copy !req
235. I mean, 'cause you know that that-
that means that she's a lesbian, right?Copy !req
236. I gave her plenty of chances.Copy !req
237. I'm going to the supply room.
Do you guys need anything?Copy !req
238. I think you know what I need.Copy !req
239. Uh, toner.Copy !req
240. Okay. Sure. No problem.Copy !req
241. ♪ Good times for a change ♪Copy !req
242. ♪ See, the luck I've had ♪Copy !req
243. ♪ Can make a good man turn bad ♪Copy !req
244. ♪ So, please, please, please ♪Copy !req
245. ♪ Let me, let me, let me ♪Copy !req
246. ♪ Let me get what I want ♪Copy !req
247. Whatever, man. It's fine.
I don't need this crap really.Copy !req
248. I just, you know-Copy !req
249. I'm comfortable.
I'm unhassled.Copy !req
250. People don't realize this,
but loneliness-Copy !req
251. - It's underrated.
- You could just ask her out.Copy !req
252. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
253. Hey.Copy !req
254. This Friday, all you can
karaoke at the Mill.
- No.Copy !req
255. Come on.Copy !req
256. They're not gonna let you
back in there after last time.Copy !req
257. Ah, I wasn't that bad.Copy !req
258. Dude, you threw up on the stage,
you tried to fight the bartender,Copy !req
259. and you threatened to
burn the place down.Copy !req
260. - But I didn't burn the place down.
- We're not going back there, man.Copy !req
261. Look. It's not like that, okay?
It's a work thing.Copy !req
262. The whole office is going.Copy !req
263. - I can't go, even if I wanted-
- You're not listening to me.Copy !req
264. - What?
- The whole office is going.Copy !req
265. ♪ Just like every cowboy ♪Copy !req
266. ♪ Sings a sad, sad song ♪Copy !req
267. ♪ Every rose has its thorn ♪Copy !req
268. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
269. - They said you weren't coming.
- You asked if I was-Copy !req
270. Goddamn. That song is brilliant!Copy !req
271. - What's up, Hansen?
- Summer. Summer-Copy !req
272. - That's me.
- Come on up.Copy !req
273. You-Copy !req
274. - Okay. I'm new, so no making fun of me.
- Whoo!Copy !req
275. Thanks, chief.Copy !req
276. - Ah, thanks.
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
277. Cheers.Copy !req
278. ♪ I got some troubles
but they won't last ♪Copy !req
279. ♪ I'm gonna lay right down
here in the grass ♪Copy !req
280. ♪ And pretty soon
all my troubles will pass ♪Copy !req
281. ♪ 'Cause I'm in Su-Su-Su ♪Copy !req
282. ♪ Su-Su-Su ♪Copy !req
283. ♪ Su-Su-Su-Su-Su-Su ♪Copy !req
284. ♪ Sugar Town ♪♪Copy !req
285. - Like, that's what I was-
- I guess.Copy !req
286. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
287. I didn't, uh- I didn't know
you were gonna join us.Copy !req
288. I would have gotten you,
you know, a drink, or-Copy !req
289. - I'm good.
- You're good?Copy !req
290. - You- You were great- great up, uh, singing.
- Thank you.Copy !req
291. I wanted to sing "Born To Run,"
but they didn't have it.Copy !req
292. - I love "Born To Run."
- Me too.Copy !req
293. - Tom's from New Jersey.
- Really?Copy !req
294. Yeah. I grew up there.
Uh, I lived there till I was 12.Copy !req
295. I named my cat
after Springsteen.Copy !req
296. No kidding.
What- what was his name?Copy !req
297. Bruce.Copy !req
298. Oh.
That makes sense.Copy !req
299. So, do you have a boyfriend?Copy !req
300. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
301. - 'Cause I don't want one.
- Come on. I don't believe that.Copy !req
302. You don't believe that a woman could enjoy
being free and independent?Copy !req
303. Are you a lesbian?Copy !req
304. No, I'm not a lesbian.Copy !req
305. I just don't feel comfortable
being anyone's girlfriend.Copy !req
306. I don't actually feel comfortable being anyone's
anything, you know.Copy !req
307. - I don't know what you're talking about.
- Really?Copy !req
308. Nope.Copy !req
309. Okay. Let me
break it down for you.Copy !req
310. - Break it down.
- Okay. I like being on my own.Copy !req
311. Relationships are messy,
and people's feelings get hurt.Copy !req
312. Who needs it? We're young.Copy !req
313. We live in one of the most beautiful
cities in the world.Copy !req
314. Might as well have fun
while we can, and...Copy !req
315. save the serious stuff for later.Copy !req
316. Holy shit. You're a dude.
She's a dude.Copy !req
317. Okay. But wait, wait.
What happens if you fall in love?Copy !req
318. What?Copy !req
319. Well, you don't
believe that, do you?Copy !req
320. It's love.
It's not Santa Claus.Copy !req
321. Well, what does
that word even mean?Copy !req
322. I've been in relationships,
and I don't think I've ever seen it.Copy !req
323. - Well, maybe that's-
- And most marriages end in divorce these days.Copy !req
324. - Like my parents.
- Okay. Mine too, but-Copy !req
325. Me thinks the lady
doth protest too much.Copy !req
326. The lady dothn't.Copy !req
327. There's no such thing as love.
It's a fantasy.Copy !req
328. Well, I think you're wrong.Copy !req
329. Okay. Well,Copy !req
330. what is it that
I'm missing then?Copy !req
331. I think you know it
when you feel it.Copy !req
332. I guess we can just
agree to disagree.Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. Okay. Who's singing next?Copy !req
335. I nominate
young Werther here.Copy !req
336. - I'm not nearly drunk enough to-
- Bartender.Copy !req
337. - Whoo! Whoo!
- ♪ outside there's a boxcar waiting ♪Copy !req
338. ♪ Outside the family stew ♪Copy !req
339. - ♪ out by the fire breathing ♪
- Whoo! Whoo!Copy !req
340. ♪ Outside we wait
till our face turns blue ♪Copy !req
341. ♪ I know the nervous walking ♪Copy !req
342. ♪ I know the dirty beard
ha-ha-hangs ♪Copy !req
343. ♪ Out by the boxcar waiting ♪Copy !req
344. ♪ Take me away
to nowhere plains ♪Copy !req
345. ♪ There is a wait so long ♪
♪ So long, so long ♪Copy !req
346. ♪ There is a wait so long ♪Copy !req
347. ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
348. - Whoo! You're good!
- ♪ Here comes your man ♪Copy !req
349. - ♪ Here comes your man ♪♪
- Is it-Copy !req
350. - It's not?
- No, that's not it.Copy !req
351. - What is that then?
- I don't know. That-Copy !req
352. - That- That's something, but that's not it.
- I know.Copy !req
353. - Ah, I used to watch it every week.
- Oh. Yeah!Copy !req
354. - It was the best show on TV.
- I know.Copy !req
355. Knight Rider? Come on.
- And the theme song is really good.Copy !req
356. - So good.
- This is gonna bother me for a week.Copy !req
357. Me too.Copy !req
358. ♪ And I'm proud to be an American ♪Copy !req
359. ♪ Where at least I know I'm free ♪Copy !req
360. ♪ And I'd like to entertain- ♪Copy !req
361. - You were amazing.
- I know, buddy.Copy !req
362. You're amazing.Copy !req
363. - This was so much fun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
364. - You guys are so much-
- Wait! wait! Hey.Copy !req
365. - What's up?
- Not you.Copy !req
366. You.Copy !req
367. - He likes you.
- Okay.Copy !req
368. - He likes likes you!
- Good night, McKenzie.Copy !req
369. - Why don't you just tell her, Tom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
370. - You guys are the best!
- Sorry you had to see that. He's-Copy !req
371. Happens every time we come here.
He, uh- I don't know.Copy !req
372. Something about
that guy and singing.Copy !req
373. - Is that true?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
374. He drinks, and he sings
and just loses his shit.Copy !req
375. No, uh, not McKenzie.Copy !req
376. Um, the other thing.Copy !req
377. What thing?Copy !req
378. Do you... like me?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Yeah, of course I like you.Copy !req
381. As friends?Copy !req
382. Right. As friends.Copy !req
383. Just as friends?Copy !req
384. Yeah. I mean, I- I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about, um-Copy !req
385. Yes. why?Copy !req
386. No reason. I just-Copy !req
387. I think you're interesting,
and I'd like for us to be friends.Copy !req
388. Is that all right?Copy !req
389. Yeah. It's, um-Copy !req
390. - Yeah. You and me. We should be friends.
- Mmm.Copy !req
391. Okay. Good.Copy !req
392. Well, I'm that way, so-Copy !req
393. - Okay. Well, good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
394. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
395. So, that was fun
the other night.Copy !req
396. - You son of a bitch.
- Shh!Copy !req
397. The same girl you've been
obsessing over for weeks now?Copy !req
398. I've not been obsessing.Copy !req
399. The girl you said was out
of your league,Copy !req
400. that you'd never have a chance with.Copy !req
401. - That girl.
- Paul, seriously.Copy !req
402. - Did you bang her?
- No.Copy !req
403. - What, hum job? Hand job?
- Man, no.Copy !req
404. No jobs. I'm still unemployed.
We- We kissed.Copy !req
405. Level with me, man. Come on.
This is your best friend, huh?Copy !req
406. Your best friend who tolerated you whining
about this girl for weeks on end.Copy !req
407. - Paul-
- You were essentially stalking her!Copy !req
408. Paul! Shh!Copy !req
409. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
410. - I'm Summer.
- Summer.Copy !req
411. - I'm Paul.
- Hi, Paul. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
412. Well, I gotta go.
I gotta do some, you know.Copy !req
413. - Yeah, man.
- Um, pretend I was never here.Copy !req
414. Oh, wait! Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom.
Um, if any jobs come up-Copy !req
415. Thanks, Paul! See ya!Copy !req
416. He's, uh, you know,
an old friend.Copy !req
417. If you heard any of, um-Copy !req
418. - Heard what?
- Nothing. You wanna go?Copy !req
419. Yeah. I'm stalking.
I mean, I'm starving.Copy !req
420. Ah, hon?Copy !req
421. Our sink is broken.Copy !req
422. Man, all of our sinks
are broken.Copy !req
423. What are we looking for again?Copy !req
424. - Uh, trivets.
- How 'bout a fly gel?Copy !req
425. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
426. No? You don't
want a fly gel?Copy !req
427. Home sweet home.Copy !req
428. Our place really
is lovely, isn't it?Copy !req
429. Yes.Copy !req
430. Ooh! Idol's on.Copy !req
431. The TV's not working.Copy !req
432. Oh.Copy !req
433. Well, I'm famished.Copy !req
434. Let's eat.Copy !req
435. Mmm. Smells delicious.Copy !req
436. Oh, honey, that's because
it is delicious.Copy !req
437. I made it myself.Copy !req
438. - Bald eagle.
- Your favorite.Copy !req
439. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
440. The sink's broken.Copy !req
441. Well, that's okay, because...Copy !req
442. that's why we bought a home
with two kitchens.Copy !req
443. You're so smart.Copy !req
444. I'll race you to the bedroom.Copy !req
445. ♪ Left behind ♪Copy !req
446. ♪ There goes the fear again ♪Copy !req
447. ♪ Let it go ♪Copy !req
448. ♪ There goes the fear ♪Copy !req
449. Darling, I don't know
how to tell you this,Copy !req
450. but... there's a Chinese family
in our bathroom.Copy !req
451. This is fun.Copy !req
452. You're fun.Copy !req
453. Thanks.Copy !req
454. Hey, um,Copy !req
455. I just wanna tell you
that, um,Copy !req
456. I'm not really looking...Copy !req
457. for anything... serious.Copy !req
458. Is that okay?Copy !req
459. Yeah.Copy !req
460. 'Cause some people kind of freak out
when they hear that.Copy !req
461. No, not me.Copy !req
462. You sure?Copy !req
463. - Yeah. Like, casual.
- Right? Take it slow.Copy !req
464. Right.Copy !req
465. No pressure.Copy !req
466. Can you, uh-
Can you wait one second?Copy !req
467. Okay. Settle.
She's just a girl.Copy !req
468. Just a girl.Copy !req
469. She wants to keep it casual,Copy !req
470. which is why she's
in my bed right now.Copy !req
471. But that's casual.
That's what casual people do.Copy !req
472. That's fine. That's great.Copy !req
473. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
474. ♪ What I want you've got
and it might be hard to handle ♪Copy !req
475. ♪ Like the flame that burns the candle ♪Copy !req
476. ♪ The candle feeds the flame ♪Copy !req
477. ♪ Yeah, yeah
what I've got full stock ♪Copy !req
478. ♪ of thoughts and dreams
that scatter ♪Copy !req
479. ♪ You're pullin' them all together ♪Copy !req
480. ♪ And I can't explain
oh, yeah ♪Copy !req
481. - ♪ Well, well, you ♪
- Hey.Copy !req
482. - ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
- Hello.Copy !req
483. ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪Copy !req
484. - ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
- Hi.Copy !req
485. ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ well, well, well, you ♪Copy !req
486. ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ oh, yeah ♪Copy !req
487. - ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪
- Thanks.Copy !req
488. ♪ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Yeah, oh, yeah ♪Copy !req
489. ♪ You ♪Copy !req
490. ♪ on a night when bad dreams
become a screamer ♪Copy !req
491. ♪ when they're messin'
with the dreamer ♪Copy !req
492. ♪ I can laugh it in the face ♪Copy !req
493. ♪ Twist and shout my way out ♪Copy !req
494. ♪ And wrap yourself around me ♪Copy !req
495. ♪ 'Cause I ain't the way you found me ♪Copy !req
496. ♪ And I'll never be the same
oh, yeah ♪Copy !req
497. ♪ Well, well, you ♪Copy !req
498. ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪Copy !req
499. ♪ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ whoa, yeah ♪Copy !req
500. ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
♪ well, well, well, you ♪Copy !req
501. ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Whoo-whoo ♪Copy !req
502. ♪ You make my dreams come true ♪Copy !req
503. ♪ ooh-ooh, you, ooh-ooh ♪Copy !req
504. ♪ oh-oh-oh, yeah ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪Copy !req
505. ♪ Now listen to this ♪Copy !req
506. ♪ I'm down on my daydream ♪Copy !req
507. ♪ oh, that sleepwalk
should be over by now ♪Copy !req
508. ♪ Oh, no ♪Copy !req
509. ♪ Yeah, you ♪Copy !req
510. ♪ Yeah ♪♪Copy !req
511. You know, I'm gonna- I'm gonna-
I'm gonna get Alfredo's number.Copy !req
512. - Okay.
- And I'll- And I'll bring it to you.Copy !req
513. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
514. Is this Solitaire?Copy !req
515. So, did you get her back
yet or what?Copy !req
516. Working on it.Copy !req
517. - Hey, maybe you should write a book.
- What?Copy !req
518. Well, you know, Henry Miller said the
best way to get over a womanCopy !req
519. is to turn her into literature.Copy !req
520. Well, that guy had
a lot more sex than me.Copy !req
521. Oh, this is it! This is it!Copy !req
522. So great to hear from you.Copy !req
523. I can't this week, but maybe next?Copy !req
524. I hope this means
you're ready to be friends.Copy !req
525. Yeah, that's it. That is it.Copy !req
526. Your girl is losing it.Copy !req
527. Can you just be serious,
for just a second?Copy !req
528. - I am being totally serious.
- No, you're joking around.Copy !req
529. No, I am not joking around.
"Octopus's Garden"?Copy !req
530. Yes, "Octopus's Garden"
is the best Beatles song ever recorded.Copy !req
531. Why don't you just say "Piggies"?Copy !req
532. Come on. I love Ringo Starr!Copy !req
533. - Nobody loves Ringo Starr.
- That's what I love about him.Copy !req
534. No, no.Copy !req
535. Ooh, this looks good.Copy !req
536. Gets really good reviews.Copy !req
537. You know what?
That looks pretty doable.Copy !req
538. - Why are you asking me now?
- Because this was your idea.Copy !req
539. - Put your hand there.
- Wait one second.Copy !req
540. - Okay. Three, two, one!
- One.Copy !req
541. Yeah, the street level
isn't so exciting, but-Copy !req
542. - Like, if you look up-
- ♪ Sweet ♪Copy !req
543. ♪ Disposition ♪Copy !req
544. The Fine Arts Building.Copy !req
545. The guys who designed this,
Walker and Eisen, are... two of my favorites.Copy !req
546. - ♪ Never ♪
- Isn't that cool?Copy !req
547. ♪ Too soon ♪♪Copy !req
548. - This is my favorite spot.
- This is?Copy !req
549. This is your favorite spot?Copy !req
550. Right here.Copy !req
551. How come?Copy !req
552. Uh, I don't know.
It's kind of hard to explain, I guess.Copy !req
553. Well, try.Copy !req
554. Um- Well, okay.Copy !req
555. Like, that building- that's, uh-Copy !req
556. That's been there since 1911.Copy !req
557. And that- that's the Continental.
That's L.A.'s first skyscraper.Copy !req
558. It was built in 1904.Copy !req
559. What is that?Copy !req
560. That?Copy !req
561. - That's a parking lot.
- Oh!Copy !req
562. Yeah. That's-
That's also a parking lot.Copy !req
563. That's, um- Yeah.Copy !req
564. There's a lot of beautiful
stuff here too though.Copy !req
565. I don't know.
I just... wish people would notice it more.Copy !req
566. If it were me, then, uh-Copy !req
567. If it were you what?Copy !req
568. I don't know. I think
I'd... make 'em notice.Copy !req
569. How would you
make them notice?Copy !req
570. I don't know. There's a lot of
different stuff you could do.Copy !req
571. Show me.Copy !req
572. Please. I don't know
anything about architecture.Copy !req
573. - You want me to draw you something?
- Yeah.Copy !req
574. - I don't have any paper.
- Well, use my arm.Copy !req
575. Please, I need a tattoo.Copy !req
576. - Well, let's see your arm.
- That's the spirit.Copy !req
577. Well, the buildings need
to be integrated better, so-Copy !req
578. You could maximize
light capacity here.Copy !req
579. It's kind of messy.Copy !req
580. That's okay.Copy !req
581. For Tom Hansen, this was the night
where everything changed.Copy !req
582. That wall Summer
so often hid behind-Copy !req
583. the wall of distance, of space, of casual-Copy !req
584. that wall was slowly coming down.Copy !req
585. For here was Tom, in her world,Copy !req
586. a place few had been invited
to see with their own eyes.Copy !req
587. And here was Summer,
wanting him there.Copy !req
588. Him, no one else.Copy !req
589. - Have you ever been in a tornado?
- No.Copy !req
590. It's that and
my teeth falling out.Copy !req
591. - I have that too!
- You do?Copy !req
592. Yeah! It's so weird.
It's like being an old man.Copy !req
593. What else do you have?Copy !req
594. Um, earthquakes?Copy !req
595. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
596. You know, I dream
sometimes about flying.Copy !req
597. It starts out like I'm running
really, really fast.Copy !req
598. I'm, like, superhuman.Copy !req
599. And the terrain starts to get
really rocky and steep.Copy !req
600. And then I'm running so fast
that my feet aren't even
touching the ground.Copy !req
601. And I'm floating, and it's like
this amazing, amazing realness.Copy !req
602. I'm free. I'm safe.Copy !req
603. Then I realize,Copy !req
604. I'm completely alone.Copy !req
605. And then I wake up.Copy !req
606. As he listened, Tom began to realize...Copy !req
607. that these weren't stories
routinely told.Copy !req
608. These were stories
one had to earn.Copy !req
609. He could feel the wall coming down.Copy !req
610. He wondered if anyone else
had made it this far.Copy !req
611. Which is why the next six words
changed everything.Copy !req
612. I've never told anybody
that before.Copy !req
613. I guess I'm not just anybody.Copy !req
614. So what are you exactly?Copy !req
615. - I don't know.
- Are you her boyfriend?Copy !req
616. - It's not that simple.
- Sure, it is.Copy !req
617. - What, like, are we going steady?
- Come on, guys.Copy !req
618. You know, we're- we're adults.
We know how we feel.Copy !req
619. We don't need
to put labels on it.Copy !req
620. I mean,
"boyfriend," "girlfriend."Copy !req
621. All that stuff is-
It's really juvenile.Copy !req
622. - You sound gay.
- You really do.Copy !req
623. Okay, first of all,Copy !req
624. your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman
in the seventh grade,Copy !req
625. and you dated
for, like, three hours.Copy !req
626. And you- you've been with Robyn
since, what, like, 1998?Copy !req
627. - '97.
- '97. See-Copy !req
628. Shoot.Copy !req
629. I don't think the two of you are
exactly authorities on modern relationships.Copy !req
630. - So, what should I do?
- You should ask her.Copy !req
631. What?Copy !req
632. Well, why rock the boat,
is what I'm thinking.Copy !req
633. I mean,
things are going well.Copy !req
634. You start putting labels on it,
that's like the kiss of death.Copy !req
635. - It's like saying, "I love you."
- Yeah, I know what you mean.Copy !req
636. That's what happened
between me and Sean.Copy !req
637. - Who the hell's Sean?
- My boyfriend before Mark.Copy !req
638. Who the- never mind.Copy !req
639. - So, what you're saying-
- I'm saying you do want to ask her.Copy !req
640. It's obvious. You're just afraid
you'll get an answer you don't want,Copy !req
641. which will shatter all the illusions
of how great these past few months have been.Copy !req
642. Now look, if it were me,Copy !req
643. I'd find out now before you
show up at her place...Copy !req
644. and, well, she's in bed
with Lars from Norway.Copy !req
645. Who's Lars from Norway?Copy !req
646. Just some guy
she met at the gymCopy !req
647. with Brad Pitt's face
and Jesus' abs.Copy !req
648. Wait! No, Coach.
We're not done here.Copy !req
649. - Rachel!
- Look, it's easy, Tom.Copy !req
650. Just don't be a pussy.Copy !req
651. You okay?Copy !req
652. - Yeah.
- You sure?Copy !req
653. Summer,
I gotta ask you something.Copy !req
654. - What?
- What are we, um-Copy !req
655. - What are we doing?
- I thought we were going to the movies.Copy !req
656. Yeah. Nah, I mean, like,
what are we, like-Copy !req
657. What's going on here, with us?Copy !req
658. I don't know.Copy !req
659. Who cares?Copy !req
660. - I'm happy. Aren't you happy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
661. Good.Copy !req
662. London, 1964.Copy !req
663. Those girls knew how to dress.Copy !req
664. Nowadays, it's all
these giant sunglasses...Copy !req
665. and tattoos.Copy !req
666. It's handbags with
little dogs in them.Copy !req
667. - Who okayed this?
- Some people like it.Copy !req
668. I like how you dress.Copy !req
669. I was thinking about getting a butterfly tattoo
about yea big on my ankle.Copy !req
670. No.Copy !req
671. Oh.Copy !req
672. Yo.Copy !req
673. How's it going?Copy !req
674. Uh, okay.Copy !req
675. You live around here?Copy !req
676. Um, yeah, not too far.Copy !req
677. I've never
seen you here before.Copy !req
678. You're not too observant.Copy !req
679. That's funny. You're funny.Copy !req
680. - So let me buy you a drink.
- No, Thank you.Copy !req
681. - You with this guy?
- Hey, I'm Tom.Copy !req
682. Whatever. So, come on. One drink.
What are you drinking?Copy !req
683. I said no, thanks.Copy !req
684. You're serious? This guy?Copy !req
685. - Hey, buddy-
- You know what? Don't be rude.Copy !req
686. I'm flattered,
but I'm not interested.Copy !req
687. So why don't you go over there
and leave us alone? Thanks.Copy !req
688. It's a free country.Copy !req
689. I can't believe
this is your boyfriend.Copy !req
690. What are you doing?Copy !req
691. It was really just a crazy thing.Copy !req
692. It happened like- It felt like it happened
fast, but really,Copy !req
693. it- it also felt like it
was happening really slowly,Copy !req
694. like everything all was just-Copy !req
695. I don't know. It doesn't
feel like you think it would-Copy !req
696. Hey, what's the matter?Copy !req
697. I just- I can't believe you.Copy !req
698. You can't believe me?Copy !req
699. You were so completely,
completely uncool in there.Copy !req
700. Wait. Are you mad at me?
I just got my ass kicked for you.Copy !req
701. Oh, really? Was that for me?
Was that for my benefit?Copy !req
702. Yes, it was.Copy !req
703. Okay, well, next time don't,
'cause I don't need your help.Copy !req
704. You know what?
I'm really tired.Copy !req
705. Can we talk about this tomorrow?Copy !req
706. No. You know what?Copy !req
707. I'm not going anywhere
till you tell me what's going on.Copy !req
708. Nothing's going on.Copy !req
709. We're just-Copy !req
710. What? We're just what?Copy !req
711. - We're just friends.
- No! Don't pull that with me!Copy !req
712. Don't even try to-Copy !req
713. This is not how
you treat your friend.Copy !req
714. Kissing in the copy room?
Holding hands in IKEA?Copy !req
715. Shower sex? Come on!
Friends, my balls!Copy !req
716. I like you, Tom.
I just don't want a relationship-Copy !req
717. Well, you're not the only one
that gets a say in this!Copy !req
718. I do too! And I say we're
a couple, goddamn it!Copy !req
719. After you, please.Copy !req
720. I shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
721. - Done what?
- Gotten mad at you.Copy !req
722. I'm sorry.Copy !req
723. Look, we don't have to
put a label on it.Copy !req
724. That's fine. I get it.Copy !req
725. But, you know, I just-
I need some consistency.Copy !req
726. I know.Copy !req
727. I need to know that you're not
gonna wake up in the morning,Copy !req
728. and... feel differently.Copy !req
729. And I can't give you that.Copy !req
730. Nobody can.Copy !req
731. That hurt? I'm sorry.Copy !req
732. No, it doesn't hurt.Copy !req
733. I like you.Copy !req
734. All right.Copy !req
735. ♪ You loved her
You were kissing ♪Copy !req
736. - Shh. well, what about you?
- Did you ever even have a boyfriend?Copy !req
737. - Well, of course.
- Yeah?Copy !req
738. Yeah.
Well, tell me about them.Copy !req
739. - No.
- Oh? why not?Copy !req
740. Because it's not important.Copy !req
741. I'm interested.Copy !req
742. All right. Fine.
You want to go there?Copy !req
743. - Yeah. I can take it.
- Fine.Copy !req
744. So-Copy !req
745. Well, in high school
there was Markus.Copy !req
746. Quarterback/homecoming king?Copy !req
747. No. He was a rower.Copy !req
748. He was very hot.Copy !req
749. For a brief time in college
there was, um, there was Charlie.Copy !req
750. She was nice, but,Copy !req
751. And then there was
my semester in Sienna.Copy !req
752. Fernando Belardelli.Copy !req
753. Also known as "The Puma."Copy !req
754. - The Puma?
- Yeah, The Puma, 'cause, you know.Copy !req
755. So-Copy !req
756. - Oh, that's it?
- The ones that lasted, yeah.Copy !req
757. What happened? Why-
Why didn't they work out?Copy !req
758. What always happens. Life.Copy !req
759. That's the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
760. - No, it's not.
- It's awesome. Trust me.Copy !req
761. I'm serious.Copy !req
762. I'll go first.Copy !req
763. Penis.Copy !req
764. Penis.Copy !req
765. - Penis!
- Penis!Copy !req
766. - Penis!
- There's kids around.Copy !req
767. There are no kids around.Copy !req
768. - Penis!
- Penis!Copy !req
769. - You having fun?
- Yeah.Copy !req
770. This is the kind of thing
you did with The Puma, isn't it?Copy !req
771. Oh, we rarely left the room.Copy !req
772. Penis!Copy !req
773. - Sorry. Tourette's. You know how it is.
- Penis!Copy !req
774. - She has it too. Penis!
- Penis!Copy !req
775. - Shh. Everyone's looking over here.
- I'm done. I'm done.Copy !req
776. - Are you done?
- I'm done.Copy !req
777. - You're done?
- Yeah.Copy !req
778. - This is too much.
- Unleash me. I'm done.Copy !req
779. - Promise?
- I promise.Copy !req
780. I promise.Copy !req
781. Penis!Copy !req
782. - It's very complex.
- Mmm.Copy !req
783. In a way, it sort of, like,Copy !req
784. says... so much...Copy !req
785. by...Copy !req
786. saying so little.Copy !req
787. - Do you want to go to the movies?
- Yep.Copy !req
788. Suffering.Copy !req
789. So much suffering.Copy !req
790. - Suffering.
- Suffering.Copy !req
791. T-Tom?Copy !req
792. Mr. Vance would like to
see you in his office.Copy !req
793. Tom.Copy !req
794. Have a seat.Copy !req
795. Has something happened
to you recently?Copy !req
796. What do you mean?Copy !req
797. A death in the family, someone taken ill.
Anything like that.Copy !req
798. No.Copy !req
799. Look, I don't mean to pry, but...Copy !req
800. does this have something to do
with Summer leaving?Copy !req
801. - Who?
- My assistant.Copy !req
802. Your, um-
Tom, everyone knows.Copy !req
803. Never mind.Copy !req
804. The reason I'm asking is,
lately your work performance...Copy !req
805. has been... a little off.Copy !req
806. - I'm not following.
- Okay.Copy !req
807. Um, here's something
that you wrote last week.Copy !req
808. Uh, "Roses are red,
violets are blue.Copy !req
809. Fuck you, whore."Copy !req
810. Now, most shoppers
at Valentine's Day-Copy !req
811. - Mr. Vance, are you firing me?
- No. No.Copy !req
812. Relax, Hansen.
You're one of the good ones.Copy !req
813. Okay. Uh, yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
814. Things have been a little difficult.Copy !req
815. That's okay. I completely
understand that.Copy !req
816. I'm just saying that perhaps you could
channel those energies,Copy !req
817. um, into something like this.Copy !req
818. Funerals and sympathy.Copy !req
819. Misery, sadness, loss of faith,Copy !req
820. no reason to live.Copy !req
821. This is perfect for you.Copy !req
822. - Uh-
- Good. okay.Copy !req
823. Now back to work you go.Copy !req
824. Thank you.Copy !req
825. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
826. - Don't you have, like, 20 cards to write by Friday?
- Nope. All done.Copy !req
827. Really? Can you help me?
'Cause I've run out of ways to say "congrats."Copy !req
828. - Okay. I got "Good job,"
"Well done" and "Way to go."Copy !req
829. That's it.Copy !req
830. How 'bout, "Every day
you make me proud,Copy !req
831. but today you get a card."Copy !req
832. - Shit, that's good!
- I know.Copy !req
833. Have you tried "Merry"?Copy !req
834. - Wow! That's perfect! Merry!
- Wow!Copy !req
835. We've been stuck on this
for an hour.Copy !req
836. Hmm. How about...Copy !req
837. "I love us"?Copy !req
838. Aw.Copy !req
839. I hate Summer.Copy !req
840. I hate her crooked teeth.Copy !req
841. I hate her 1960s haircut.Copy !req
842. I hate her knobby knees.Copy !req
843. And I hate her cockroach-shaped
splotch on her neck.Copy !req
844. I hate the way she smacks her lips
before she talks.Copy !req
845. And I hate the way she sounds
when she laughs.Copy !req
846. ♪ She's like the wind ♪Copy !req
847. I hate this song!Copy !req
848. Son, you're gonna
have to exit the vehicle.Copy !req
849. I normally don't do blind dates,Copy !req
850. but Paul and Robyn spoke
very highly of you.Copy !req
851. - Ah.
- They said you write greeting cards.Copy !req
852. That's so interesting.
I wanted to write.Copy !req
853. I actually majored
in English in college,Copy !req
854. but what are you gonna do
with that degree?Copy !req
855. - I went to Brown. Where did you go?
- Alison.Copy !req
856. Hmm?Copy !req
857. Listen, it's great to meet you,Copy !req
858. and, you're a very attractive girl.Copy !req
859. I just wanted to say up front
that this isn't-Copy !req
860. - It's not gonna go anywhere.
- Oh.Copy !req
861. I liked this girl.
I mean, I loved her.Copy !req
862. What does she do?Copy !req
863. She took a giant shit
on my face.Copy !req
864. - Literally.
- Literally?Copy !req
865. Not literally.
That's disgusting. Jesus.Copy !req
866. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
867. The point is,Copy !req
868. I'm messed up. I am.Copy !req
869. You know, on the one hand,
I want to forget her.Copy !req
870. On the other hand,Copy !req
871. I know that she's the only personCopy !req
872. in the entire universe
that will make me happy.Copy !req
873. - Mm-hmm.
- You ever do this?Copy !req
874. You think back on the times
you had with someone,Copy !req
875. replay it in your head
over and over again,Copy !req
876. and you look for those
first signs of trouble.Copy !req
877. There's two options really.Copy !req
878. Either... she's an evil,Copy !req
879. emotionless,
miserable human being,Copy !req
880. or... she's a robot.Copy !req
881. - Small Wonder.
- You know, Vicki.Copy !req
882. - That would explain a lot actually.
- Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
883. - Yeah.
- She never cheated on you?Copy !req
884. - No. Never.
- She ever take advantage of you in any way?Copy !req
885. No.Copy !req
886. And she told you up front
that she didn't want a boyfriend.Copy !req
887. Yeah.Copy !req
888. I got a great idea.Copy !req
889. ♪ Well, some things
you can explain away ♪Copy !req
890. ♪ But my heartache's in me
every day ♪Copy !req
891. ♪ Did you stand by me
No, not at all ♪Copy !req
892. ♪ Di- ♪Copy !req
893. Oh, fine! Go!
That's fine. See ya.Copy !req
894. Waste of time.
You don't look anything like Summer.Copy !req
895. Now departing on Track 2,
Pacific Surfliner.Copy !req
896. Full service to Santa Barbara.Copy !req
897. All aboard, please.Copy !req
898. - Hey, baby.
- Hey, you here?Copy !req
899. - Hell no.
- What do you mean, "Hell no"?Copy !req
900. - I'm not going to that.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
901. No, man. It's gonna be
all old people.Copy !req
902. Yeah, but you said you were going.
That's why I'm going.Copy !req
903. And that's why I called her last night,
told her I was sick.Copy !req
904. - Like a ninja.
- Dude!Copy !req
905. I'm gonna- I'm not gonna
know anybody at this thing.Copy !req
906. Maybe you'll meet some
hot granddaughters or something.Copy !req
907. - I'm hanging up now.
- Bye, baby.Copy !req
908. May I have your attention, please?Copy !req
909. Passengers boarding the train
in Los Angeles, please...Copy !req
910. have your tickets out
and ready for collection.Copy !req
911. Hi, Tom!Copy !req
912. Hey. Summer.Copy !req
913. - I must have walked right by you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
914. Well, um, what are you doing?
Are you going to Millie's?Copy !req
915. - Me too.
- Cool.Copy !req
916. - I forgot you knew her.
- Yeah, we worked together all that time, so-Copy !req
917. - Of course.
- I love Millie. She's the sweetest.Copy !req
918. She is.Copy !req
919. - How are you?
- I'm good.Copy !req
920. Good. I- I wrote to you.
I never heard back, but-Copy !req
921. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that.
I- I just, you know-Copy !req
922. It got kind of crazy,
and the holidays came up, so work was...Copy !req
923. You still working for Vance?Copy !req
924. Yeah.Copy !req
925. Well, I was gonna go get a coffee
if you wanna-Copy !req
926. "The Architecture of Happiness."Copy !req
927. - Yeah.
- That looks like a good book.Copy !req
928. Yeah, it's-Copy !req
929. - Well, I don't want to bother you.
- No, no. I, um-Copy !req
930. Yeah, let's get coffee.Copy !req
931. After you.Copy !req
932. ♪ Sweet ♪Copy !req
933. ♪ Disposition ♪Copy !req
934. ♪ Never ♪Copy !req
935. ♪ Too soon ♪Copy !req
936. ♪ A moment, a love
A dream aloud ♪Copy !req
937. ♪ A kiss, a cry
our rights, our wrongs ♪Copy !req
938. - You look nice.
- Thanks.Copy !req
939. - So do you.
- ♪ Sweet ♪Copy !req
940. - Well?
- ♪ Disposition ♪Copy !req
941. Penis.Copy !req
942. No.Copy !req
943. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
944. You may kiss the bride.Copy !req
945. ♪ Helping the kids out of their coats ♪Copy !req
946. ♪ Wait, the babies haven't been born ♪Copy !req
947. ♪ Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh ♪Copy !req
948. ♪ Unpacking the bags and setting up ♪Copy !req
949. ♪ And planting lilacs and buttercups ♪Copy !req
950. Okay. what else you got?Copy !req
951. - Well, you snore.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
952. - You do.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
953. - Yeah.
- Well, you do too.Copy !req
954. - Oh, I definitely do.
- And your feet reek.Copy !req
955. - That one time!
- No, every time.Copy !req
956. - That one time!
- No.Copy !req
957. That one time especially,
but every time.Copy !req
958. And when you wake up,
your hair, it sticks up like that.Copy !req
959. - It's ridiculous.
- You're ridiculous.Copy !req
960. Your favorite Beatle is Ringo.Copy !req
961. Damn right!Copy !req
962. - Ringo's the best.
- Ringo is-Copy !req
963. - Goose!
- Oh! oh! oh!Copy !req
964. Man! He's fast. Damn! All right.Copy !req
965. You got me. Duck.Copy !req
966. Duck.Copy !req
967. ♪ At last ♪Copy !req
968. ♪ My love has come along ♪Copy !req
969. ♪ My lonely days are over ♪Copy !req
970. One, two, three.Copy !req
971. ♪ And life is like a song ♪Copy !req
972. - Wanna dance?
- Yeah.Copy !req
973. Okay.Copy !req
974. ♪ Oh, at last ♪Copy !req
975. ♪ The skies above are blue ♪
Hey, I was wondering, um-Copy !req
976. I was gonna maybe have
a party on Friday, um,Copy !req
977. on our roof top that has,
like, a really nice garden,Copy !req
978. if you want to come.Copy !req
979. - Yeah.
- ♪ for you are mine ♪Copy !req
980. If you're not busy.Copy !req
981. - ♪ At last ♪
- I don't think I will be.Copy !req
982. - They're good, huh?
- They are good.Copy !req
983. I guess I just got lucky.Copy !req
984. Um, we met in elementary school.Copy !req
985. In seventh grade,
we had the same class schedule,Copy !req
986. and, uh,Copy !req
987. we just clicked, you know?Copy !req
988. Love?Copy !req
989. Shit, I don't know.Copy !req
990. As long as she's cute
and she's willing, right?Copy !req
991. I'm flexible on the cute, so-Copy !req
992. Twenty-one years.Copy !req
993. She's the light that guides me home.Copy !req
994. Yes, that is from one of our cards.Copy !req
995. No. Someone else wrote it.Copy !req
996. Doesn't make it less true.Copy !req
997. I think technically
the "girl of my dreams"...Copy !req
998. would probably have, like,
a really bodacious rack, you know.Copy !req
999. Maybe different hair.Copy !req
1000. Probably, you know, she'd probably be
a little more into sports.Copy !req
1001. But, um, truthfully,Copy !req
1002. Robyn's- Robyn's better
than the girl of my dreams.Copy !req
1003. She's real.Copy !req
1004. ♪ He never, ever saw it coming at all ♪Copy !req
1005. ♪ Never, ever saw it coming at all ♪Copy !req
1006. Tom walked to her apartment,Copy !req
1007. intoxicated by the promise of the evening.Copy !req
1008. - ♪ It's all right. It's all right ♪
- He believed that this time...Copy !req
1009. his expectations would align with reality.Copy !req
1010. ♪ It's all right ♪Copy !req
1011. ♪ Hey, open wide
Here comes original sin ♪Copy !req
1012. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
1013. - ♪ Hey, open wide. Here comes original sin ♪
- You look nice.Copy !req
1014. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
1015. - I like your tie. Wow!
- Hi.Copy !req
1016. - How you doing?
- Good. How are you?Copy !req
1017. - Good.
- ♪ It's all right. It's all right ♪Copy !req
1018. ♪ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ♪Copy !req
1019. ♪ It's all right ♪Copy !req
1020. - ♪ No one's got it all ♪
- I, um, brought you something.Copy !req
1021. - ♪ No one's got it all ♪
- That's so nice.Copy !req
1022. - ♪ No one's got it all ♪
- Thank you.Copy !req
1023. - You shouldn't have. That's so nice.
- It's the-Copy !req
1024. - Thank you so much.
- No problem.Copy !req
1025. - I'm excited to read it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1026. Come on.Copy !req
1027. ♪ And we're going to these meetings ♪Copy !req
1028. - So, Tom, what is it that you do?
- Uh, I write greeting cards.Copy !req
1029. Tom could be a really great architect
if he wanted to be.Copy !req
1030. That's unusual.Copy !req
1031. I mean, what made you go
from one to the other?Copy !req
1032. I guess I just figured,Copy !req
1033. why make something disposable,
like a building,Copy !req
1034. when you can make something
that lasts forever, like a greeting card?Copy !req
1035. ♪ It's all right
It's all right ♪Copy !req
1036. ♪ It's all right
It's all right ♪Copy !req
1037. - What?
- ♪ It's all right ♪Copy !req
1038. - ♪ No one's got it all ♪
- Do you guys know each other?Copy !req
1039. ♪ No one's got it all ♪Copy !req
1040. ♪ Power to the people
We don't want it ♪Copy !req
1041. ♪ we want pleasure
And the TV's try to rape us ♪Copy !req
1042. ♪ And I guess that they're succeeding ♪Copy !req
1043. ♪ And we're going to these meetings ♪Copy !req
1044. ♪ But we're not doing any meeting ♪Copy !req
1045. ♪ And we're trying to be faithful ♪Copy !req
1046. ♪ But we're cheating
cheating, cheating ♪Copy !req
1047. ♪ I'm the hero of the story
Don't need to be saved ♪Copy !req
1048. ♪ It's all right ♪Copy !req
1049. ♪ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ♪Copy !req
1050. ♪ It's all right
It's all right ♪Copy !req
1051. ♪ It's all right
It's all right, it's all right ♪Copy !req
1052. ♪ It's all right
It's all right ♪Copy !req
1053. ♪ No one's got it all ♪Copy !req
1054. ♪ All, all ♪Copy !req
1055. ♪ All, all ♪♪Copy !req
1056. ♪ Hung up and bent on a stranger ♪Copy !req
1057. ♪ Just trying to swing a full-time ride ♪Copy !req
1058. ♪ I never knew the cold hand of danger ♪Copy !req
1059. ♪ Till I met this one and took it inside ♪Copy !req
1060. ♪ Now I can't get near it ♪Copy !req
1061. - Get a room! Really.
- ♪ Don't want to hear it ♪Copy !req
1062. ♪ My cover's blown ♪Copy !req
1063. ♪ I walked in the rain like a drone ♪Copy !req
1064. ♪ All the way to Marquette ♪Copy !req
1065. ♪ The infinite pet ♪Copy !req
1066. ♪ Oh, no ♪Copy !req
1067. ♪ No, no, no, no, no ♪Copy !req
1068. ♪ Cheaper than all your threats ♪Copy !req
1069. - ♪ No, no ♪
- Shit.Copy !req
1070. I've been calling you every five minutes.
Are you okay?Copy !req
1071. - I'm great.
- What happened to you?Copy !req
1072. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- You always wanna talk about it.Copy !req
1073. - Not this.
- Okay. well, come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1074. - Where are we going?
- It's Thursday!Copy !req
1075. This one says, "Go for it!"Copy !req
1076. And this one says,
"You can do it!"Copy !req
1077. We have a whole line
of inspirational photographic cardsCopy !req
1078. featuring Pickles, my cat.Copy !req
1079. I think people will really enjoy them.Copy !req
1080. - Thank you.
- Good job, Rhoda.Copy !req
1081. That's inspirational stuff.Copy !req
1082. Okay. Who's next?Copy !req
1083. We haven't heard from
Sympathy in a while.Copy !req
1084. - Hansen?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1085. The Winter Collection?
Do you have anything to contribute?Copy !req
1086. Uh, no.Copy !req
1087. I really don't.Copy !req
1088. Okay.Copy !req
1089. We'll come back to you.
Uh, McKenzie?Copy !req
1090. - Actually, you know what?
- Yes, Tom?Copy !req
1091. - Can I say something about the cat?
- Well, okay.Copy !req
1092. Yeah, uh, this is-Copy !req
1093. And, Rhoda, no disrespect here,Copy !req
1094. but, um, this is total shit.Copy !req
1095. - Tom!
- "Go for it" and "You can do it"?Copy !req
1096. That's not inspirational.
That's suicidal.Copy !req
1097. If Pickles goes for it right there,
that's a dead cat.Copy !req
1098. These are lies. we're liars.Copy !req
1099. Think about it.
Why do people buy these things?Copy !req
1100. It's not 'cause they want
to say how they feel.Copy !req
1101. People buy cards 'cause they can't
say how they feel, or they're afraid to.Copy !req
1102. We provide the service
that lets them off the hook.Copy !req
1103. You know what? I say, to hell with it!
Let's level with America.Copy !req
1104. At least let them speak
for themselves! Right?Copy !req
1105. I mean, look! What- what is this?
What does it say?Copy !req
1106. "Congratulations on your new baby."
Right?Copy !req
1107. How 'bout, "Congratulations
on your new baby.Copy !req
1108. - That's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you."
- Sit down, Hansen.Copy !req
1109. How 'bout this one, with all
the pretty hearts on the front?Copy !req
1110. I know where this is going. Yep!Copy !req
1111. "Happy Valentine's Day,
sweetheart. I love you."Copy !req
1112. That sweet? Ain't love grand?Copy !req
1113. This is exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1114. What does that even mean, "love"?Copy !req
1115. Do you know? Do you? Anybody?Copy !req
1116. Tom.Copy !req
1117. If somebody gave me this card,
Mr. Vance, I would eat it.Copy !req
1118. It's- It's these cards,
and the movies, and the pop songs.Copy !req
1119. They're to blame for all the liesCopy !req
1120. and the heartache, everything.Copy !req
1121. And we're responsible.
I'm responsible.Copy !req
1122. I think we do a bad thing here.Copy !req
1123. People should be able to say how they feel.
How they really feel,Copy !req
1124. not, you know, some words
that some strangers put in their mouths.Copy !req
1125. Words like "love"...Copy !req
1126. that don't mean anything.Copy !req
1127. Sorry. I'm sorry. I, uh-Copy !req
1128. I quit. I'm-Copy !req
1129. There's enough bullshit
in the world without my help.Copy !req
1130. All right. Next we do running drills.Copy !req
1131. Hey, you're sketching again.Copy !req
1132. Yeah, well, just doodling.Copy !req
1133. Okay, Tom. we got 20 seconds.
Talk to me. You okay?Copy !req
1134. Yeah, I'm good. I'm great.Copy !req
1135. You know, my friends
are all in love with you.Copy !req
1136. You know, it's like we said.Copy !req
1137. - Plenty of other fish in the sea.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1138. But, uh, those are guppies.Copy !req
1139. Yeah.Copy !req
1140. - Hey, Tom?
- Mmm.Copy !req
1141. Look, I know you think
that she was the one,Copy !req
1142. but I don't.Copy !req
1143. Now, I think you're just
remembering the good stuff.Copy !req
1144. Next time you look back, I, uh,Copy !req
1145. I really think
you should look again.Copy !req
1146. - It's playing at 5:00.
- Do you wanna see it?Copy !req
1147. Um, I don't know.
We could just go back to your place, or,Copy !req
1148. No, I really want to see it.
Let's go.Copy !req
1149. ♪ Time it was and what a time it was ♪Copy !req
1150. ♪ It was ♪Copy !req
1151. ♪ A time of innocence ♪Copy !req
1152. ♪ A time of confidences ♪Copy !req
1153. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1154. What, what is it?
The movie?Copy !req
1155. It's nothing. I'm just-
I'm just being stupid.Copy !req
1156. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1157. ♪ Preserve your memories
They're all that's left you ♪Copy !req
1158. It pains me we live in a worldCopy !req
1159. where nobody's heard
of Spearmint.Copy !req
1160. - I've never heard of them.
- I put 'em on that mix I made you.Copy !req
1161. They're track one.Copy !req
1162. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1163. So, what do you wanna do?Copy !req
1164. I think I'm just gonna
call it a day.Copy !req
1165. You don't wanna get some dinner?
Are you hungry?Copy !req
1166. You all right?Copy !req
1167. - I'm just tired.
- Okay.Copy !req
1168. I got it. Pancakes!Copy !req
1169. ♪ oh, girl, I don't know
all the reasons why ♪Copy !req
1170. ♪ I found the answer
looking in your eye ♪Copy !req
1171. ♪ I go out walking all day long ♪Copy !req
1172. ♪ Take away this lonely man
Soon he will be gone ♪Copy !req
1173. ♪ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ♪Copy !req
1174. ♪ About living free ♪Copy !req
1175. ♪ Yes, I can see you, girl ♪Copy !req
1176. ♪ Can you see me ♪Copy !req
1177. ♪ You don't need to know
what I do all day ♪Copy !req
1178. ♪ It's as much as I know
watch it waste away ♪Copy !req
1179. ♪ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ♪Copy !req
1180. ♪ About living free ♪Copy !req
1181. ♪ Yes, I can see you, girl ♪Copy !req
1182. ♪ Can you see me ♪Copy !req
1183. ♪ 'Cause I'll tell you everything ♪Copy !req
1184. ♪ About being free ♪♪Copy !req
1185. Hey, Tom.Copy !req
1186. I thought I might see you here.Copy !req
1187. I always loved this place,
ever since you brought me.Copy !req
1188. So I, uh-Copy !req
1189. I guess I should say
congratulations.Copy !req
1190. Only if you mean it.Copy !req
1191. Ah. Well, in that case.Copy !req
1192. So, are you okay?Copy !req
1193. I will be, eventually.Copy !req
1194. - You wanna...
- Hmm.Copy !req
1195. - I like your suit.
- Ah, thanks.Copy !req
1196. You look sharp.Copy !req
1197. - So do you.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1198. - I quit the office.
- You did?Copy !req
1199. I didn't know. That's great!Copy !req
1200. And you, um,Copy !req
1201. you're married.Copy !req
1202. Yeah. It's crazy, huh?Copy !req
1203. - You should have told me when we were at the...
- I know.Copy !req
1204. You know, at the wedding.
When we were dancing.Copy !req
1205. - Well, he hadn't asked me yet.
- But he was in your life.Copy !req
1206. - Yeah.
- So why'd you dance with me?Copy !req
1207. 'Cause I wanted to.Copy !req
1208. You just do what you want,
don't you?Copy !req
1209. You never wanted to be
anybody's girlfriend,Copy !req
1210. and now you're somebody's wife.Copy !req
1211. Surprised me too.Copy !req
1212. I don't think I'll ever
understand that.Copy !req
1213. I mean,
it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1214. It just happened.Copy !req
1215. - Right, but that's what I don't understand.
- What just happened?Copy !req
1216. I just, I just woke up one day,
and I knew.Copy !req
1217. Knew what?Copy !req
1218. What I was never sure of with you.Copy !req
1219. You know what sucks?Copy !req
1220. Realizing that everything you believe in
is complete and utter bullshit.Copy !req
1221. - It sucks.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
1222. Uh, you know, destiny,
and soul mates, and true love,Copy !req
1223. and all that childhood
fairy tale nonsense.Copy !req
1224. You were right.
I- I should have listened to you.Copy !req
1225. - No.
- Yeah, what?Copy !req
1226. What are you smiling at?Copy !req
1227. - Tom.
- What?Copy !req
1228. What are you looking at me
like that for?Copy !req
1229. Well, you know,Copy !req
1230. I guess it's 'cause...Copy !req
1231. I was sitting in a deli
and reading Dorian GrayCopy !req
1232. and... a guy comes up to me...Copy !req
1233. and asked me about it,Copy !req
1234. and... now he's my husband.Copy !req
1235. Yeah. And... so?Copy !req
1236. So, what if I'd gone to the movies?Copy !req
1237. What if I had gone
somewhere else for lunch?Copy !req
1238. What if I'd gotten there
10 minutes later?Copy !req
1239. It was...Copy !req
1240. It was meant to be.Copy !req
1241. And I just kept thinking,Copy !req
1242. - Tom was right.
- No.Copy !req
1243. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
1244. I did.Copy !req
1245. It just wasn't me
that you were right about.Copy !req
1246. I should go.Copy !req
1247. But I'm really happy to see
that you're doing well.Copy !req
1248. Summer!Copy !req
1249. I really do hope
that you're happy.Copy !req
1250. Most days of the year
are unremarkable.Copy !req
1251. They begin and they endCopy !req
1252. with no lasting memories
made in between.Copy !req
1253. Most days have no impactCopy !req
1254. on the course of a life.Copy !req
1255. May 23 was a Wednesday.Copy !req
1256. - Are you interviewing?
- Sorry?Copy !req
1257. Are you interviewing
for the position?Copy !req
1258. - Oh, yeah. why? Are you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1259. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1260. My competition.Copy !req
1261. It would appear.Copy !req
1262. Yeah. So, a little awkward.Copy !req
1263. Yeah.Copy !req
1264. Well, I hope you, um,
don't get the job.Copy !req
1265. Well, I hope you
don't get the job.Copy !req
1266. Have I seen you before?Copy !req
1267. Me? I don't think so.Copy !req
1268. Do you ever go
to Angelus Plaza?Copy !req
1269. Yes. That's, like,
my favorite spot in the city.Copy !req
1270. Yeah. Okay. Except for
the parking lots, but,Copy !req
1271. - Yeah. I- I agree.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1272. - I think I've seen you there.
- Really?Copy !req
1273. - Yeah.
- I haven't seen you.Copy !req
1274. You must not
have been looking.Copy !req
1275. If Tom had learned anything,Copy !req
1276. it was that you can't ascribe
great cosmic significanceCopy !req
1277. to a simple earthly event.Copy !req
1278. Coincidence.
That's all anything ever is.Copy !req
1279. Nothing more than coincidence.Copy !req
1280. - Tom Hansen.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1281. - Come on back.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1282. Tom had finally learned
there are no miracles.Copy !req
1283. There's no such thing as fate.Copy !req
1284. Nothing is meant to be.Copy !req
1285. He knew. He was sure of it now.Copy !req
1286. - Tom was-
- Sorry. Um,Copy !req
1287. I just left, uh-
Can I- one second.Copy !req
1288. He was pretty sure.Copy !req
1289. - Hey.
- You again.Copy !req
1290. Yeah. I, uh, was just wonderingCopy !req
1291. if maybe after this, if, um, you-Copy !req
1292. you want to get some coffee
or something.Copy !req
1293. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1294. I'm sort of supposed to
meet someone after this.Copy !req
1295. Okay.Copy !req
1296. Sure.Copy !req
1297. - What's that?
- Why not?Copy !req
1298. Okay. Well, then I'll just, uh-
I'll wait for you-Copy !req
1299. - We- We'll figure it out.
- We'll figure it out.Copy !req
1300. - My name's Tom.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Autumn.Copy !req
1301. ♪ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ♪Copy !req
1302. ♪ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ♪Copy !req
1303. ♪ The sun's in the sky
It's warming up your bare legs ♪Copy !req
1304. ♪ And you can't deny
you're looking for the sunset ♪Copy !req
1305. ♪ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ♪Copy !req
1306. ♪ It's the search for the time
before it leaves without you ♪Copy !req
1307. ♪ Have you lost your mind
or has she taken all of yours too ♪Copy !req
1308. ♪ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ♪Copy !req
1309. ♪ We've lost romance
This world, its turns will see you through ♪Copy !req
1310. ♪ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ♪Copy !req
1311. ♪ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ♪Copy !req
1312. ♪ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ♪Copy !req
1313. ♪ We've lost romance
This world, its turns will see you through ♪Copy !req
1314. ♪ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ♪Copy !req
1315. ♪ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ♪Copy !req
1316. ♪ She's got you high
and you don't even know yet ♪Copy !req
1317. ♪ The sun's in the sky
It makes for happy endings ♪Copy !req
1318. ♪ You can't deny
you want a happy ending ♪Copy !req
1319. ♪ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ♪Copy !req
1320. ♪ We've lost romance
This world, its turns will see you through ♪Copy !req
1321. ♪ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ♪Copy !req
1322. ♪ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ♪Copy !req
1323. ♪ She's got you high ♪Copy !req
1324. ♪ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ♪Copy !req
1325. ♪ We've lost romance
This world, its turns will see you through ♪Copy !req
1326. ♪ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ♪Copy !req
1327. ♪ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ♪Copy !req
1328. ♪ What's this about
I figured love would shine through ♪Copy !req
1329. ♪ We've lost romance
This world, its turns will see you through ♪Copy !req
1330. ♪ open your mind
Believe it's gonna come true ♪Copy !req
1331. ♪ Keep romance alive
and hope she's gonna tell you ♪Copy !req
1332. ♪ She's got you high ♪Copy !req