1. So tell me. How was Hawaii?
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2. - It was unbelievable.
- Oh, yeah?
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3. - Well, what happened?
- I met this guy.
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4. It was the best week of my life.
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5. It was just a little
vacation romance.
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6. But he was so sweet.
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7. He took me to all these
cool local places.
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8. We went scuba diving...
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9. - Snorkeling.
- Mountain climbing.
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10. Well, we got a little drunk.
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11. - He gave me...
- A back rub.
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12. We slow danced...
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13. —in the rain.
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14. But it wasn't just about the sex.
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15. It ended kind of weird, though.
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16. When I asked for his number,
he said he's...
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17. - Married.
- Gay.
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18. - Entering the priesthood.
- He doesn't believe in phones.
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19. He just kind of ran away.
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20. You know, it was just
a little fling, but...
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21. I won't forget my week...
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22. —with Henry Roth.
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23. - Henry Roth.
- Harry.
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24. Harry Paratesticles.
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25. - Henry Roth.
- Henry Roth.
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26. - Henry Roth.
- Henry Roth.
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27. Henry Roth, why didn't you tell me
you were a secret agent?
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28. I prefer intelligence operative,
and I couldn't tell you until I knew you.
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29. Well, can I call you when I land?
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30. You can call me, but I'll be in Peru.
I said that a little loud.
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31. Come on, that's a 187, code blue.
We got the wolf sleeping at night.
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32. He's slipping his arm in the drawer
and out comes the cookie jar. All clear.
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33. Got it?
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34. Well, maybe when you
get back from Peru.
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35. - I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
- Linda.
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36. I know. I changed your name
for your protection.
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37. We have to go our separate ways now.
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38. Well, goodbye.
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39. Got it! Moving out!
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40. - What the hell is your problem?
- Just keep going, I'll give you $20.
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41. - You got it. How's your balls?
- Killing me. Hit it.
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42. Easy, Honah Lee.
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43. Hey, I'm a person, not a seal.
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44. Well, I am a vet, not a doctor. So just
hold still, or I won't give you a treat.
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45. I know, it's okay.
You see that, kids?
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46. You see what happens
when you play with sharks?
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47. Now, why you gotta spread those lies?
Sharks are like dogs.
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48. They only bite when you
touch their private parts.
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49. That's a good title
for my documentary.
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50. They Only Bite When
You Touch Their Private Parts.
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51. Or you could call it,
They Tried to Eat My Kidney.
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52. All right, enough already.
You too, Willie.
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53. All of you.
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54. He just cast a spell on us.
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55. All right. Put this on four times
a day for two weeks.
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56. - You can handle that.
- What's wrong with that turtle?
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57. Lung problems because
he smoked too much turtle weed...
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58. which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
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59. What? I don't smoke weed.
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60. Hey, Honah Lee? How's that hot
wahine nympho from Ohio?
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61. Great. I dropped her off
at the airport this morning.
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62. Come on, I need some details.
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63. You get some booby, some assy,
a pull on your poi-poi? Come on.
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64. Daddy, what's a nympho?
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65. Oh. The nympho
is the state bird of Ohio.
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66. You're the state idiot of Hawaii.
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67. Here you go. Bite the fish,
chew the fish, love the fish. Enjoy.
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68. - You crack me up, kamaaina.
- Oh, yeah?
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69. - One of these days...
- Yeah?
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70. you'll show one of those
tourists such a good time...
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71. she'll wanna stay on the island.
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72. Why do you say
mean things like that...
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73. and why is your foot
on my pillow?
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74. I don't want your ass on it, either.
Get up! Get up!
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75. It could happen.
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76. Then you won't be able to go
on your boat trip to Alaska.
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77. You'll be stuck here, waking up next to
the same old, ugly broad, just like Ula.
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78. - Just kidding, guys.
- About the old part or the ugly part?
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79. Henry, come quickly!
It's Jocko!
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80. Jocko! What's going on
with you, buddy?
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81. Don't be scared.
Everything's gonna be fine.
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82. Just stay calm. All right.
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83. Willie, I don't need you to see this.
Get out of here, now!
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84. Okay, check the temperature
of the pool. Go! Hurry!
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85. What are you doing?
I meant check the thermometer!
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86. Give me a hand. Let's go!
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87. Get me two fish
from the barrel. Now.
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88. - Okay.
- Just hang in there.
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89. - Here.
- It's gonna be all right.
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90. That's a little warm.
Go to the bottom of the barrel, please.
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91. Okay, there. That's good. Thank you.
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92. Come on, buddy, take it. Take it.
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93. - He's not responding!
- I know, Alexa!
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94. Sorry, I smacked you. You needed
the fish-slap to calm down.
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95. - Do you understand? Are you calm?
- Yes. Fish-slap calm me.
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96. I'm gonna try to get him
breathing manually...
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97. so I need your face next
to his mouth to see if it's working.
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98. - Are you ready?
- Yes.
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99. - One, two, three!
- Nothing, nothing!
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100. All right! Try it again. If it doesn't
work we'll perform a tracheotomy.
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101. We don't wanna do that, so let's
pray this works. One more time.
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102. One, two...
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103. That's a lot of vomit.
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104. This is why I got into
this business.
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105. To save sea animals.
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106. You should go
wash yourself off, okay?
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107. Maybe try some turpentine.
That might take the stink away.
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108. Yeah, high-five is right, buddy.
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109. I knew you were gonna burp,
but the vomit thing was awesome!
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110. That's what she gets for eating
my roast beef sandwich.
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111. Willie, did you see that?
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112. Captain's log:
November 5th, 6:45 a.m.
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113. I've taken the Sea Serpent for
a trip around the island of Oahu.
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114. It is by far the longest voyage
she has yet undertaken...
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115. and its completion will signal
that she's ready...
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116. for our great journey
to Bristol Bay...
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117. whose unspoiled walrus habitat
will yield an abundance of—
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118. Damn it!
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119. Are you kidding me?
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120. Aloha, honey.
What can I get for you?
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121. I guess I'll take a cup of coffee.
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122. - You guess?
- Yeah, I already ate breakfast.
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123. I need to kill some time before the
Coast Guard gets here to tow my boat.
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124. What did you eat?
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125. I had a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
and some Gatorade.
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126. They're not breakfast.
I get you Spam and eggs.
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127. Nick, I need Spam and eggs.
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128. Hey.
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129. - You like the peanut butter cups?
- Yes.
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130. Want me to put peanut butter cups
in your eggs?
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131. No, that's okay.
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132. Peanut butter cups.
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133. - Hey, Sue, nice haircut.
- Mahalo, Lucy.
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134. Are you staring at me or her?
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135. Because you're starting
to freak me out.
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136. Settle down and eat your pancakes.
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137. I think she's a local girl.
I wanted to go up to her...
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138. but I was kind of off my game.
But, man, was she cute, though.
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139. I thought you liked your bitches
from out of state.
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140. Yeah, that's usually my policy.
Make sure I don't get tied down.
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141. Freeze that image right there.
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142. There's the little fella.
Congratulations, Mommy.
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143. Sounds to me like someone
is afraid of commitment.
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144. Let me guess.
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145. Your high school sweetheart
got drunk at party...
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146. then cheated on you
with whole wrestling team.
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147. Close. Actually, it was my
college girlfriend Tracy.
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148. And it wasn't a wrestling team.
It was her academic advisor.
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149. - Oh, she liked the older man.
- Older women. About 50 years older.
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150. I hope you shot the stupid tramp.
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151. What's with the "tramp"
and the "bitches" talk?
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152. - Are you drunk or something?
- I apologize for nasty talk.
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153. I am grouchy due to lack
of recent physical intimacy.
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154. Shut up, because here comes
one-time-only opportunity.
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155. What I will do now is go into
your office and become naked.
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156. Next move is up to you.
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157. I may not be as limber
as I once was...
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158. but I make up for it with enthusiasm
and willingness to experiment.
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159. I don't know if you realize,
I'm not into guys.
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160. Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups.
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161. Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-in-One-Punch.
How you doing?
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162. - You're back.
- Couldn't get enough of that Spam.
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163. Fry some up and throw
some eggs on it.
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164. - You got it.
- All right, mahalo.
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165. - Hi, Lucy.
- Hi, Nick.
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166. You know, why don't you try this?
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167. It's kind of a hinge.
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168. - Now, why didn't I think of that?
- Well, you're too close to the project.
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169. Don't be hard on yourself.
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170. Right. Sometimes you need
an outsider's perspective.
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171. Fresh eye never hurts.
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172. I'm Lucy.
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173. Yes. I'm Henry Roth.
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174. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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175. It's pretty. Keep up the good work.
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176. Wait. I see you're sitting there alone.
Do you wanna come and sit down?
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177. - Sure, that'd be great, if that's all right.
- Okay.
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178. - So are you an architect?
- I am not. I'm in fish.
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179. Oh, that's where the smell
is coming from.
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180. Yeah, yeah, I was feeding
a walrus this morning...
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181. and I thought I got most of it
off of me, but guess I didn't.
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182. - I love that smell.
- No, you don't.
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183. - Fish don't even like that smell.
- No, I do. My dad's a fisherman.
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184. He and my brother Doug, they go
out to sea for months at a time.
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185. And I miss them so much while they're
gone that when they come back...
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186. I just hold on to them
for five minutes each.
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187. And they smell just like your hands.
It's the best smell in the world.
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188. Well, my fingers are available...
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189. for your sniffing pleasure
anytime you need them.
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190. - Wanna?
- Okay.
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191. Sea lions are known
for their athleticism...
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192. and dolphins are known
for their intelligence.
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193. - Walruses are known for their...
- Tusks?
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194. Their tusks. Also their male parts
can get pretty gigantic.
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195. Yeah, yeah, it's the second biggest
out of all the mammals.
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196. - What's the first?
- I think Tattoo-Face.
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197. I like your laugh.
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198. I like you making me laugh.
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199. I hate to break this up,
but we're setting up for lunch.
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200. Oh, okay. Sorry, Sue.
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201. And the real cool thing about walruses
is they're very mysterious.
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202. - Mysterious?
- Yeah, yeah.
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203. We don't really know what
they're like in the wild.
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204. Don't they just sleep on icebergs
and yawn all the time?
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205. All we really see is what they do
outside of the water...
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206. but who knows what
they do under the ice...
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207. where they spend
two-thirds of their lives.
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208. Well, maybe they're intimidating the
other creatures with their big winkies.
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209. That is one theory.
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210. - I have to go.
- Where you going?
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211. It's my dad's birthday, and we go
every year and we pick a pineapple.
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212. - It's a tradition.
- That sounds nice. Okay, well...
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213. I had a great time.
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214. - Me too.
- Okay.
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215. Would you like to have breakfast
again tomorrow morning, same time?
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216. - Because I teach an art class at 10.
- Really?
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217. - Yeah.
- I wish I could make it...
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218. but, yes, I will be there.
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219. - Take care.
- Okay.
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220. - One for the road. It is fishy.
- Got you good.
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221. - Aloha.
- Aloha!
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222. See you tomorrow.
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223. Oh, my God.
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224. Oh, my goodness.
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225. Shit.
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226. I had a bee on me.
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227. - All right.
- He was a big one.
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228. Which means
"look at those two shitheads."
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229. That was the stupidest-looking
swing I've ever seen.
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230. I'm gonna take a Molokai
on that one.
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231. No throwing. Come on.
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232. Stop laughing, you hyenas.
Let's see what you get.
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233. Okay, you heard me. Go! Go!
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234. Show papa what you got.
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235. - You suck, you're good at everything.
- Father of the Year strikes again.
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236. By the way, cuz, I met this sexy, blond
tax attorney at Starbucks today.
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237. I told her you the kahuna
she wanna have fun on this island.
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238. You want her number?
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239. You pimping tourists for me again?
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240. Yes! I live vicariously
through you, remember?
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241. My life sucks.
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242. Now, come on. Give her the Waikikiki
sneaky between the cheeky.
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243. Ula needs it. I imagine I did it and then
I can get through another weekend.
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244. I'm staying in. Sorry.
Thank you, though.
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245. - What?
- Hey, Dad!
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246. Not now, Keanu Mokokokakau.
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247. But your stitches are bleeding.
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248. It must've been my huge back-swing.
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249. You think you can stitch me up
after I get back from surfing?
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250. - Yeah, looking forward to it.
- I wouldn't surf with a wound like that.
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251. You might attract a shark.
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252. What's wrong with that?
Sharks are naturally peaceful.
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253. Is that right?
How'd you get that nasty cut, anyway?
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254. A shark bit me.
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255. Nice.
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256. Go smoke another one, bro.
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257. That shark theory's
starting to catch on.
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258. Now, will everybody keep it down...
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259. while I whack the crap
out of this thing?
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260. Sit! Stay! Shit! No!
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261. Where the hell is it?
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262. Looking for something?
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263. Oh, my God!
What are you doing here?
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264. The same thing you are.
Looking for my ball.
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265. This is weird. I've been thinking
about you all morning, all day.
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266. Can't wait to have breakfast
with you again.
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267. I know. And I just wanna eat you up.
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268. - Really?
- Yeah. Tomorrow and the next day...
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269. - ... and the next day and the next day.
- All right. Okay.
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270. Oh, my.
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271. Oh, Lucy, that feels so good.
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272. No, my nipples are too sensitive.
Stop that.
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273. - What happened?
- Your ball hooked into that cart...
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274. bounced back and hit you in
the head. It was freaking hilarious.
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275. - What?
- Who's Lucy?
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276. And what's up with your nipples?
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277. I can't be falling for a local.
I ain't ever going back to that diner.
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278. - This where you got hit?
- Yes!
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279. You're so lucky you're a professional
cliff diver in Hawaii.
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280. - Yeah, well, it's a living.
- I'm a tax attorney.
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281. - We never get to have any fun.
- Is that right?
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282. I'd like to do something
extra fun tonight.
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283. Taking it deep, aren't you?
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284. How about another
fishbowl for the lady?
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285. - Why don't I just tap a keg for her?
- Okay.
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286. I think I'm getting kind of drunk.
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287. - Are you getting drunk?
- Getting there.
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290. Actually, I'm not drunk at all,
Noreen, and neither are you...
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291. because there's no alcohol
in these drinks.
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292. Sadly, I've used this technique
many times.
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293. It helps lovely tourists,
such as yourself...
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294. loosen up without impairing
your ability to stay awake...
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295. and have guilt-free,
vigorous sex with me.
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296. - Wow.
- I'm sorry.
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297. I'm not a cliff diver, either.
I'm afraid of heights.
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298. Well, since it's my last night in town...
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299. can I pretend you didn't just say that
and still have sex with you anyway?
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300. I can't do it. I'm sorry.
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301. Well, can you at least point me in
the direction of someone who can?
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302. That guy over there
could help you out.
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303. - Isn't that a woman?
- Jeez, I'm not really sure.
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304. But you're too drunk to notice,
remember? Take care.
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305. - Hey, you. Aloha.
- Aloha.
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306. Not aloha, "hello," aloha, "goodbye."
We're closed today. Go away.
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307. - What are you talking about?
- Order up!
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308. - Don't move. I have to talk to you.
- Okay.
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309. - Hey! Tattoo-Face!
- Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!
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310. Hi.
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311. Hi.
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312. My fingers are extra fishy today,
if you care to take a whiff.
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313. What was that?
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314. I was petting my walrus all morning
and thinking of you the whole time.
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315. Okay, pervert.
I think that you should leave.
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316. What? I was joking because
of what we talked about yesterday.
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317. Yesterday?
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318. I've never even met you.
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319. - Nick! I need help!
- Coming, Lucy.
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320. Nick, put that down.
I'll handle it.
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321. - You, follow me.
- Wait a— What's going on?
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322. I was kidding around with you!
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323. What's happening here?
Is she crazy or something?
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324. Lucy is a very special person.
Very different from other people.
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325. Okay.
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326. About a year ago, Lucy was
in a terrible car accident.
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327. She and her father went up
North Shore to get a pineapple.
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328. Her father broke some ribs, but Lucy
suffered a serious head injury.
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329. She lost her short-term memory.
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330. So she can't remember anything?
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331. No, no, no, she has all of her
long-term memory.
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332. That's a different part
of the brain.
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333. Her whole life, up to the night before
the accident, she remembers.
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334. She just can't retain
any new information.
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335. It's like her slate gets wiped clean
every night while she sleeps.
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336. Hold on. This sounds like something
I would tell a psycho girl...
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337. so she'd stop calling me.
Am I the psycho girl?
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338. I wish I was making this up!
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339. She has no memory
that she ever met you.
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340. What about the
pineapple-picking thing?
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341. She says that every day,
because each morning...
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342. she wakes up thinking it's
October 13th of last year.
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343. She comes for breakfast because
that's what she did on Sundays...
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344. and October 13th
was a Sunday.
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345. She has no idea
it's more than a year later.
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346. She reads the newspaper.
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347. It's a special paper her father
puts on their porch.
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348. It's from the day of her accident.
He got hundreds of them printed.
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349. Lucy does the same thing every day.
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350. - Hello!
- Back here.
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351. - Hi, Dad!
- Oh, hi, sweetie.
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352. You got one without me.
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353. The lady at the farmers' market
gave it to me as a birthday present.
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354. I didn't wanna hurt her feelings.
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355. I think she likes you.
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356. - Yeah, what's not to like?
- What about our tradition?
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357. Well, I have another idea.
I painted my workshop yesterday.
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358. White.
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359. Now it's too white.
Gives me a headache.
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360. Oh, yeah, you definitely
need some color in here.
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361. Well, you know,
that's what I was thinking.
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362. - Really?
- Yeah. Go nuts.
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363. - Paint me something for my birthday.
- I will.
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364. And promise that we can pick
a pineapple for Thanksgiving, okay?
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365. - Sounds great.
- Okay, good.
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366. Hey, you should watch the Vikings
game while I'm painting.
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367. Good idea.
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368. - Yeah, baby. Isolate.
- What are we eating tonight, Doug?
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369. - Spaghetti, Pop.
- Try not to sweat in the sauce.
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370. Sorry, Pop.
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371. Go Vikings.
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372. Seven hundred and five.
Seven hundred and six.
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373. - Seven hundred and seven.
- Hey, you guys.
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374. Hey, sweetie.
How's the painting coming?
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375. - You'll see.
- Cool.
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376. - Oh. What's the score?
- The Vikings are on the two-yard line.
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377. - If they score, they bring it to 14-10.
- Maybe they'll win for your birthday.
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378. And I'll bet Culpepper runs it in.
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379. I'll bet he fakes a handoff to Williams,
throws to Kleinsasser in the end zone.
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380. - Loser does the dishes?
- You're on.
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381. —Keep the offense on the field.
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382. Culpepper fakes a handoff
to Williams. He will throw.
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383. He's got Kleinsasser in the end zone!
Touchdown, Minnesota.
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384. Doug, you're good.
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385. Maybe you should be a coach.
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386. - Dad.
- Moron!
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387. That hurt.
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388. And you don't look a day over 25.
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389. Yeah, right, and Doug's muscles
aren't pharmaceutically enhanced.
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390. What? I use an herb supplement...
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391. that can be purchased at any
health-food store. Check this out.
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392. Check out these glutes.
Rock-hard, baby.
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393. Pretty sweet, huh?
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394. Stop it! You're gonna make me
throw up on the cake.
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395. Okay, just open your present.
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396. Okay. Let's see what we've got here.
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397. The Sixth Sense.
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398. Hey! When I'm done doing the dishes,
do you guys wanna watch it?
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399. - Sure.
- Sure.
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400. Ben Friedkin?
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401. Some people, they call me freak.
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402. - Ronald Sumner?
- I am. I am a freak. Look at me.
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403. Just give me a chance—
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404. I can't believe it.
Bruce Willis is a ghost.
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405. I'm shocked.
Did you see that coming?
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406. - No.
- Not a clue.
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407. - Shocked as hell.
- Anyway, it was awesome.
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408. - Happy birthday.
- Love you, Sis.
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409. Your muscles are getting so big, I can
barely wrap my arms around you.
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410. You like that?
Check this out.
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411. Okay, okay! Enough with the titty
dance! Let your sister go to sleep.
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412. - I like it.
- Sweet dreams, Lucy.
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413. - Good night.
- Good night.
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414. Hey, Tracy, how you doing?
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415. Yeah?
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416. Well, things changed a little bit
since high school.
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417. And this is what happens
every single day.
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418. How long it gonna take for
her memory to come back?
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419. Her doctors say it may
never come back.
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420. So, basically,
what you're saying is...
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421. - ... she's perfect for you.
- What do you mean?
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422. You can hang out all day with
no attachment, because—
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423. Her plane leaves every night?
There's a problem with that.
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424. - What is?
- It's evil.
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425. No, it isn't.
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426. You meet her, hang out, flirt,
no commitment, nobody gets hurt.
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427. - She's got brain damage, you psycho.
- Okay, I'll give you that one.
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428. But I think it'd be healthy for you.
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429. You haven't allowed yourself
to connect with a girl.
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430. I appreciate your interest,
but leave me alone.
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431. Hey, you'd be doing exactly
what her father does:
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432. Giving her a wonderful day.
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433. When it's time for you to go on your
big boat trip, poof, you just leave.
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434. She'll never even know you're gone.
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435. I'm not sure about the "poofing" part,
because I'm not a good poofer.
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436. Demonstrate a good poof for me?
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437. Quit busting my coconuts
for five seconds.
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438. All right. Would you stop poofing
on that joint and do some work?
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439. Okay. Let's get this sucker ready.
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440. Then we're gonna take her
out for a spin.
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441. Captain's log: November 7th.
Nearly midnight.
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442. The Sea Serpent is fully
recovered from her mishap...
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443. and ready to once again
brave the open ocean.
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444. I think my stitches
opened up again, cuz.
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445. You got a cat?
Because I feel something licking me.
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446. How is it?
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447. Peanut Butter Cups.
What are you doing here?
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448. I just wanted to say hi to Lucy.
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449. I promise you I'm not gonna
do anything wrong.
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450. What did Sue say?
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451. She said that if I talk to Lucy,
you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
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452. She's the boss, cuz.
But don't worry.
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453. Lucy probably didn't wanna
talk to you anyway.
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454. - What does that mean?
- This ain't a disco.
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455. She doesn't want guys hitting on her
during her breakfast.
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456. She does if it's Henry Roth.
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457. - Who that?
- Who that? Me that.
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458. I bet you 20 bucks I can get her
to have breakfast with me again.
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459. - You're on.
- I love it.
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460. - How you doing, honey?
- Hey, Sue. Nice haircut.
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461. Oh, mahalo.
See you in a bit.
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462. Nick and I have an arrangement.
You can trust me.
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463. Don't worry.
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464. You should try this out.
Put it in there.
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465. Swivelly door.
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466. Waffleonians can
come in and out now.
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467. Are you from a country where it's
okay to stick your fingers...
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468. all over someone else's food?
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469. No, I'm from this country.
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470. Why? Were you gonna eat that? Oh.
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471. All right, well, have a good meal.
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472. - Yeah.
- That was pathetic.
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473. Yeah? Why don't you choke
on your Spam?
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474. Double or nothing tomorrow.
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475. Hey. I'm sorry to bother you...
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476. but you look like a person
who appreciates fine art...
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477. so I wanted your opinion.
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478. I drew this. It's a picture of a father
and son fishing off a fishing boat.
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479. There's a walrus right there—
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480. Oh, you don't speak English. Okay.
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481. Doesn't look Chinese.
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482. Forty.
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483. Can I have that?
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484. I need something
to wipe my ass with.
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485. Shut up.
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486. I wonder what's the matter with him.
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487. Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
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488. Excuse me. Okay.
I didn't mean to startle you.
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489. - No, that's all right. I—
- Are you okay?
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490. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm having
a problem with something...
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491. Something that I could help you with?
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492. No, no, no. I just...
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493. can't read.
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494. You gotta be kidding me.
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495. - I can read that for you.
- No. Thank you.
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496. I can do this on my own.
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497. Appreciate the sentiment.
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498. I'm gonna get an order of the...
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499. Pan...
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500. Pan...
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501. Panku—
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502. Ca—
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503. Panclocks.
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504. - Pancakes.
- Okay, I'll have pancake.
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505. - Pancakes.
- Pancah— Pancakes! Pancakes!
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506. - I'm so stupid!
- Oh, don't cry.
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507. - Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
- Don't cry.
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508. - I don't know anything!
- What a loser.
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509. I'll tell you what.
Why don't you sit with me?
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510. You can have some breakfast and
I'll help teach you some of the words.
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511. - Okay.
- All right.
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512. - That sounds nice.
- Come on over.
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513. - Okay, thank you.
- All right.
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514. So I comes before the E?
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515. - Except after C?
- Yes.
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516. Okay, and C is that little
half a squiggly one, right?
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517. - Yes.
- I think I'm getting it.
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518. - How'd you get so good at teaching?
- I'm a teacher. I do it all the time.
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519. I'm an art teacher at
the Haluki-liki Junior High.
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520. Well, you Haluki-liki the kind of
teacher all the kids have crushes on.
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521. I know I would if I was in your class.
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522. Okay.
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523. Oh, boy, do my—
My fingers smell like fish.
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524. That doesn't gross you out, does it?
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525. No, not at all.
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526. Really?
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527. If Lucy gets hurt, I'm gonna chop you
with the meat cleaver.
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528. Okay, okay.
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529. So I had a nice time.
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530. - Yeah, me too.
- Thank you very much.
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531. - Let me get it for you.
- Thank you.
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532. Sure.
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533. Okay.
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534. I just want to eat you up, tomorrow
and the next day, next day, next day...
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535. I'll see you around.
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536. Okay.
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537. Really? That's it?
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538. - That's what?
- All that flirting...
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539. and phony "I can't read" stuff,
and you're not gonna ask me out...
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540. or for my phone number?
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541. - I can't read.
- Oh, shut up.
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542. That was one of the goofiest things
I've ever seen, but I thought:
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543. "Hey, if this guy is so desperate
to meet me...
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544. he might be worth talking to."
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545. But then I get stiffed.
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546. No, no, no,
this is what happened. I...
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547. Mahalo for the ego boost.
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548. - You're right. You're right. I feel like—
- No worries.
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549. I gotta—
I can read a little!
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550. I didn't know I came before E!
That one I didn't know, I swear.
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551. Oh, you idiot.
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552. I hope you're happy, Shamu.
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553. Marlin. It's Sue.
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554. - Oh, aloha, sir. My name's Henry—
- I know who you are.
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555. - I want to apologize to your daughter.
- Not gonna happen.
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556. She's inside.
We're gonna straighten things out.
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557. Dad, the damn mongoose
got in the garbage again!
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558. - Is this the guy?
- Yeah.
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559. Mr. Roth, I have one simple request:
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560. Stay away from my daughter.
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561. Absolutely. I hurt her feelings
and don't want it to end like that.
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562. It's gonna end like this.
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563. Calm down, little fellow.
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564. I'm gonna kill you! You're a dead man.
Okay, I'm calm.
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565. I'm calm.
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566. - Let me help you up.
- I got it! I got it.
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567. It's just Dad and I work too hard
to protect Lucy to let some idiot ruin it.
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568. I know what you guys do
and I totally respect that.
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569. If you know her condition, you know
she can't have a normal relationship.
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570. The next morning,
she won't know who he is.
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571. And any guy who's okay with that...
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572. ain't okay with me.
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573. - I'm not looking for a one-night stand.
- Anything with Lucy is, numb-nuts.
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574. Give us a break.
Just stay away from the Hukilau Café.
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575. My daughter's been through enough.
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576. Okay. I'm sorry.
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577. I could have whooped his ass,
but this gravel, I slipped on it—
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578. Yeah, well, maybe you need to do
a few more butt flexes.
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579. Cheap shot, Dad.
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580. So fresh and so clean.
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581. Hey, Alexa, did you hook up
with that girl from the bar?
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582. - I chickened out.
- Really?
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583. Yeah, I don't know.
I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
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584. - What?
- Yeah. No, I agree, buddy.
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585. Get out of here.
Run for the hills.
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586. Let me ask you something, Alexa.
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587. If you promised a girl's dad
that you wouldn't see her...
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588. would you consider that
a binding promise?
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589. - Absolutely.
- Yeah?
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590. Then again, there are always ways
around such things.
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591. - Like?
- For example...
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592. if I promised a woman's father
I would not see her...
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593. I would simply shut my eyes
while she serviced my manhood.
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594. That's actually a cool way to look at it.
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595. And a very gross way.
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596. He asked me not to go to the Hukilau.
I'm not going there.
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597. I'm not doing anything wrong.
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598. Sorry to bother you.
I'm kind of stuck here.
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599. - Car trouble?
- Yeah. You mind giving me a jump?
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600. Okay.
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601. Appreciate your time.
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602. Not everybody would have stopped.
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603. - You're real sweet.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
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604. I can't believe you fell for that.
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605. Well, my grandfather died
trying to jump-start a car.
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606. I'm sorry.
I was just joking around.
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607. I can't believe you fell for that!
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608. Oh, my God.
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609. That was very good.
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610. - My name's Henry.
- I'm Lucy.
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611. Nice to meet you.
You look like a nice...
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612. Hi. Sorry for the delay.
Should be a few minutes.
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613. - No problem. No worries.
- Where you coming from?
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614. Breakfast?
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615. - Yeah.
- How was it?
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616. I had waffles. They were delicious.
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617. I like making little houses
out of waffles.
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618. - You do?
- That's my thing.
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619. - What's your name?
- Lucy.
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620. Hi, I'm Henry.
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621. Okay, pal. When she stops,
just let her pet you. Look cute.
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622. Go to the middle of the road.
Thank you. Right there. Perfect.
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623. - Oh, shit.
- Here she comes. Smile.
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624. Where is she?
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625. Oh, my God. Oh, no!
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626. Okay. That didn't work.
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627. Shit your pants? So did I.
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628. Okay, this is her.
Start beating me up.
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629. Make it look good.
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630. Give me your wallet!
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631. Okay, haole, what do you think?
You can come to this island...
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632. - ... eat our pineapple—
- Help me! Not so hard.
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633. - Take it easy.
- Try to bang our women.
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634. Making my sister
clean your hotel room.
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635. Okay. What's that have to do
with this? Relax.
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636. - Hey! Hey! Help me, please!
- Stupid haole!
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637. Yeah, that's right. Take that!
And that! And that!
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638. And that! And that!
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639. You got him. You got him.
Enough. Enough.
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640. - Are you okay?
- Yes, yes—
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641. Okay, I'll be back.
Come here!
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642. No, no! I think he's had enough.
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643. I'm sorry.
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644. My eye!
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645. - You got him!
- Not good enough!
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646. Oh, Kamehameha!
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647. He learned his lesson!
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648. - What's your name?
- My name's Henry.
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649. - You did good.
- Hi. Sorry.
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650. I'm in a community-watch program—
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651. Oh, you crazy bitch!
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652. Yeah, keep running!
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653. Okay, okay, he's— He's gone now.
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654. Not her. False alarm.
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655. Don't worry, I called the cops already.
I'm all set.
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656. Yeah? You all set for this, Mr. Smarty?
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657. - Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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658. When you're finished playing your
kidnap-victim crap on my daughter...
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659. come by the house.
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660. Okay.
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661. Oh, boy.
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662. There's something I wanna show you.
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663. We figured it out. She only sings
on days she meets you.
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664. You're kidding me. That song?
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665. That's Mom and Dad's song.
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666. When her mom was alive,
Lucy would have me take that tape...
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667. - ... on every fishing trip I went on.
- Oh, yeah?
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668. Yeah, she knew it would make me
miss her mom...
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669. and want to come home sooner.
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670. I'm seeing a new side to you, sir.
I gotta tell you, it's grossing me out.
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671. Let me ask you something.
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672. What's in it for you?
What do you get out of this?
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673. I don't know.
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674. Wouldn't you want to spend
an hour a day with that?
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675. Actually, no. She sings like shit.
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676. - What?
- Can I ask you guys something?
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677. What'll happen down the line?
Someday she'll wake up...
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678. look in the mirror and notice
she aged 10 years overnight.
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679. You know something, Henry?
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680. I worry about that
every damn day of my life.
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681. Pardon me.
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682. Sorry to interrupt, but I noticed we
were both eating alone...
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683. and I thought I could sit with you,
maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi...
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684. - ... for your waffle house?
- Oh, that would be nice...
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685. but I have a boyfriend.
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686. So I'm sorry.
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687. You're making up a boyfriend
to get rid of me?
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688. No, I'm not.
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689. What's his name, then?
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690. Ringo.
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691. Is his last name Starr?
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692. - No. McCartney.
- McCartney, okay.
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693. - Oh, no.
- All right. I'm sorry.
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694. No! This cop is writing me a ticket!
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695. Oh, whoa, whoa.
I wouldn't go out there.
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696. - Wait, wait, wait!
- Go on!
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697. I'm coming.
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698. The tags don't expire
for seven months.
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699. - They expired May of this year.
- No! No, no!
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700. They expire May of next year.
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701. I think there's been
a misunderstanding.
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702. - I don't.
- This is ridiculous.
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703. I'm not paying for this!
It's October!
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704. Excuse me. Can I borrow this?
Look, October!
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705. Lucy, let's go back inside.
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706. What?
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707. What?
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708. Having a bad day, Doug!
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709. Sweetheart...
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710. these are from the accident.
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711. Oh, no!
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712. I can feel it.
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713. You were in the hospital
for three months, sweetheart.
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714. I have to talk to this doctor.
I need to hear it from him.
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715. You have heard it, sweetie.
Many times.
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716. I have?
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717. I'll take her.
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718. I have to hear for myself too.
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719. Doug, just take this, okay?
I can't—
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720. I can't look at it anymore.
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721. - It's gonna be all right, Luce.
- Don't call me Luce. I barely know you.
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722. Sweetie, you're sort of dating him.
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723. Sorry I'm not better-looking.
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724. What else happened
since last October?
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725. - What about my students?
- Miss Campbell took over your class.
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726. - Did Alicia marry that guy?
- Yeah.
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727. Doug, did you win
the Mr. Hawaii contest?
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728. I didn't know there was gonna be
a urine test.
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729. Wow.
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730. Do we have sex?
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731. No, we don't.
Just so everybody knows that.
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732. We want to.
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733. Just kidding.
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734. So you guys have to just lie
to me every day.
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735. Hey, Lucy.
Good to see you again.
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736. What the hell's her problem?
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737. She doesn't remember
who you are, brah.
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738. Oh, yeah.
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739. I suck at this job.
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740. Lucy, these are your
brain scans here.
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741. I'm afraid they show
no improvement.
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742. The temporal lobe
was severely damaged.
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743. What we believe is scar tissue
here is impairing your ability...
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744. to convert short-term memory into
long-term memory while you sleep.
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745. The condition's come to be known
as Goldfield Syndrome.
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746. - Who's Goldfield?
- A brilliant Lithuanian psychiatrist.
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747. He himself suffered
temporal-lobe damage.
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748. Took him four years
to publish his findings...
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749. because he had to keep
starting over from scratch.
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750. Obviously, your sense of humor
is still intact, and that's here.
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751. Magnificent amygdala as well.
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752. - Doctor, I have a question.
- I'd be happy to answer it...
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753. but as I've told you before, this is a
hygienic facility. Shirts are required.
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754. - Oh, okay.
- Nice move.
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755. Listen, doctor, this...
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756. friend of mine's been experimenting
a little with steroids.
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757. He's been having a lot
of wet dreams.
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758. Could there be a connection
between them?
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759. Douglas, get off the juice.
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760. As for the nocturnal emissions,
why don't you take a swim...
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761. buy a shirt with no holes,
find a wahine and take her to dinner.
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762. I'll tell my friend you said so.
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763. In any case, Lucy,
your condition is stable...
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764. but most likely permanent.
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765. I'm so sorry, dear.
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766. But it could be worse.
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767. Yeah? How?
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768. I think you should meet
Ten Second Tom.
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769. Callahan Institute is the leading
brain-injury clinic in the Pacific Rim.
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770. We are funded out of Sandusky, Ohio
by T. B. Callahan...
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771. the automotive-components tycoon
and philanthropist.
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772. And now, I would like
to introduce to you...
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773. our most distinguished
clinical subject...
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774. Tom.
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775. - Hi. I'm Tom.
- Henry.
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776. - Marlin.
- Doug.
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777. - Lucy.
- Hi.
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778. Cool flip-flops.
Where'd you get them?
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779. You like those? It's interesting.
I was on the North Shore—
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780. Hi, I'm Tom.
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781. - Henry.
- Hi.
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782. - Marlin.
- Tom lost part of his brain...
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783. in a hunting accident.
His memory lasts 10 seconds.
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784. I was in an accident? That's terrible.
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785. Don't worry.
You'll get over it in seconds.
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786. Get over it? I mean, what happened?
Did I get shot in the brain—?
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787. - Hi, I'm Tom.
- Hi, I'm Lucy.
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788. - Hi.
- Doug.
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789. - Hey.
- Marlin.
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790. Hey, Tom, can I tell you a secret?
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791. Don't you think you're a little old
to still have wet dreams?
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792. - They liked that.
- Hi, I'm Tom.
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793. - Yeah, watch yourself, Tom.
- Easy.
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794. - I'm gonna go to sleep.
- All right. Good night.
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795. Good night, you guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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796. - And I guess I'll see you too?
- Oh, yeah.
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797. You had a rough day today.
I'm sorry.
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798. I hope you get some rest tonight.
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799. Okay.
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800. Good night.
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801. So how you getting home?
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802. - You gonna take the Likelike or—
- Hey.
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803. Thank you for being
so nice to me today.
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804. - Sure.
- I don't want you to...
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805. strike out tomorrow.
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806. So maybe you could talk
to me about...
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807. lilies.
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808. Lilies?
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809. I'm a sucker for lilies.
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810. Thanks for the tip.
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811. Good night.
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812. Good night.
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813. My, oh, my.
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814. - Lover-boy.
- Yes, sir.
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815. You don't have to rush off.
Stick around.
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816. You've earned yourself
a couple beers.
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817. So what'll you do when
you finish the boat?
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818. Actually, I'm going on a trip soon...
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819. to study undersea
Pacific walrus behaviors.
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820. Sounds kind of fruity.
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821. - Thank you.
- How long is it gonna take?
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822. About a year.
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823. Guess you won't miss days like this.
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824. Well, maybe days like this
don't have to be so bad.
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825. What are you trying to say?
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826. When you guys tell her...
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827. she's not just finding out
about the accident.
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828. She's finding out that her life
is basically a setup.
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829. I think that freaks her out the most.
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830. - You're an expert now?
- No.
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831. I'm saying I wish there was
another way besides:
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832. "Sorry we couldn't trick you today.
Here's pictures of your broken head."
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833. - You want a broken head?
- You'll give him one?
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834. No, Daddy, I thought
you was gonna do it.
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835. Nobody's gotta break my head.
I'm gonna split anyways.
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836. Oh, don't go just because
my son is psychotic.
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837. Good night. Sweet dreams.
Keep them dry there, Doug.
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838. Very funny.
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839. - Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore?
- Yes?
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840. I have a delivery for you.
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841. - A delivery for me?
- Yes.
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842. Oh, they're beautiful.
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843. - Who are they from?
- That I can't tell you.
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844. It's a secret admirer.
He also wants you to have this.
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845. - Who's your friend, Lucy?
- Oh, well, I mean, I don't know.
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846. We just met, but look.
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847. I have a secret admirer.
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848. Oh, really? What's this?
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849. It's a videotape.
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850. A videotape of what?
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851. I have no idea.
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852. But I have to find out.
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853. Happy birthday, Daddy.
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854. - Thank you, sweetie.
- That's right. Happy birthday, sir.
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855. - What are you, 200 today?
- That's cute.
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856. - What are you doing?
- I wanted to try something different.
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857. If it doesn't work,
we've only wasted one day.
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858. Martha Stewart faced charges—
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859. Oh, God!
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860. Okay, I think it's on. Go. Go.
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861. Aloha! I'm Henry Roth.
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862. We met here at the Hukilau Café
about a year after your accident.
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863. I like you and you like me, most days.
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864. Every day is different, but basically
this is what happens, Lucy.
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865. Kikikoloko, take the camera.
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866. - I got it.
- Don't drop it.
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867. Okay, all right.
Here we are, right here.
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868. The part of you in this reenactment...
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869. will be played
by my good friend, Ula.
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870. Aloha. Sorry about your brain.
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871. I had a accident too.
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872. Believe it or not, this my good eye.
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873. - We ready?
- Yeah.
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874. Hi. I like that waffle teepee
that you have built.
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875. Oh! So nice of you to notice.
Please, sit down.
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876. I would love to.
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877. My name is Henry, by the way.
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878. My name is Lucy.
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879. Smell my fingers?
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880. Fish. Right on.
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881. So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium.
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882. Aquariums make me super horny.
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883. That's not funny.
Don't rub those.
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884. Sorry, Mr. Whitmore,
if you're watching.
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885. It's very late,
and my friend's unstable.
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886. Come on, stop with the licking!
You're making me sick.
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887. Lucy, I'm sorry.
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888. Anyways, I know you wish I was
making all this stuff up.
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889. I wish I was too.
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890. But the good news is...
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891. so many people out there
care about you:
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892. Your dad and Doug and a couple
of your friends here at the Hukilau...
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893. who have a message for you.
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894. Lucy, as you know,
your mother and I were best friends.
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895. That's why I promised her that
I would always help look after you.
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896. Sometimes life isn't very fair...
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897. but we still have you.
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898. Oh, and if you're wondering about
this guy who's making this tape...
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899. he's okay.
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900. Hey, Lucy. Just so you know,
since you lost your memory...
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901. I became governor of Hawaii.
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902. No, just kidding. I'm too smart.
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903. Kualaliku! Get your brother
off the dishwasher!
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904. So whenever you're ready,
we'd all love to talk to you...
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905. and answer any questions
you have...
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906. and you're the best, Lucy. Aloha.
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907. How many times
have I watched this?
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908. This is the first time.
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909. Okay, she cried for about an hour.
That's not too bad.
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910. I bet in another hour she'll be ready
to see her friends, have lunch...
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911. get her life back.
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912. We could do this every day.
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913. We'll leave it up to her.
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914. All right.
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915. So how's the cow?
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916. Same as you. Every day they
have to convince her she's a cow.
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917. Wow, look. The bark is healing.
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918. You're gonna get there.
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919. I never hung out with you
in the afternoon like this.
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920. In this lighting, man, oh, man,
you look...
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921. disgusting.
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922. Yeah.
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923. I don't know how you get me to fall for
that egg-shaped head every morning.
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924. All I have to do is slide on
my designer jeans...
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925. and just kind of wiggle
in front of you. You go nuts.
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926. Why couldn't I have met you one day
before the accident?
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927. Don't worry, because if you hung out
with me for more than one day...
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928. you'd realize I'm a bore.
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929. - Oh, well, I have news for you.
- Yes?
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930. It takes less than one day.
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931. You know something?
That hurt.
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932. Your damaged temporal lobe
is causing me pain...
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933. and I'm gonna get you for that.
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934. Now you're dead!
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935. - I can't believe you're pregnant.
- I know.
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936. - And I got her on the first try.
- Yeah. Easy.
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937. And, Tammy, you are so thin.
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938. Thanks, Luce.
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939. And I'm so glad you finally got...
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940. that gender-reassignment surgery,
Jennifer. I mean, Jonathan.
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941. Mahalo.
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942. - Here you go, Lucy.
- Thank you.
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943. - You're welcome.
- You must be Lucy's friend.
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944. - The one who made the tape.
- I think he's more than my friend.
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945. - You're my boyfriend, right?
- Yes, ma'am.
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946. So every day you help her
to realize what happened...
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947. and you wait patiently for her
to be okay with it...
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948. then get her to fall in love
with you again?
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949. Yes, ma'am.
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950. You asshole!
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951. You don't even open the fricking car
door for me anymore.
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952. You're in trouble.
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953. I gotta go tinkle.
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954. Okay, so tell me a little bit more
about yourself.
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955. Okay. Well, I've...
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956. won over seven all-you-can-eat
chicken-wing contests.
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957. - Really?
- Yes.
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958. And I'm a ballet dancer,
but only in my bathroom.
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959. No, what do you want to know?
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960. Do you love me?
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961. I didn't mean to put you on the spot.
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962. I was just asking more for
informational purposes.
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963. It's to keep the video as up-to-date
as possible.
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964. Sure.
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965. Well, love is a very loaded word.
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966. Let's see. I...
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967. I go to this restaurant every morning,
and I see you there, reading.
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968. And...
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969. I love you very much.
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970. Probably more than anybody could
love another person.
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971. And how do I feel about you?
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972. You're excited about
the chicken-wing thing.
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973. And...
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974. you've been dying to make out
with me for some time now.
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975. Feeling better now?
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976. Nothing beats a first kiss.
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977. There's nothing like a first kiss.
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978. Nothing beats a first kiss.
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979. That's what I've heard.
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980. Nothing beats a first—
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981. What are you doing?
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982. Nothing. I was just getting
some lint off for you.
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983. You were going for a feelski!
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984. All right, I'm sorry, but this is like the
23rd time we've made out already...
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985. and they're getting blue.
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986. I know. I know.
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987. I mean, I really don't know.
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988. For me, it still feels like the first time.
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989. Okay, let's average it out then.
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990. It's the 23rd time for me
and the first time for you.
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991. - That's about our 12th time.
- Yeah?
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992. Now, Hawaiian law clearly states
after the 12th date...
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993. I'm entitled to unlimited
boob access.
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994. Why didn't I meet you one day
before the accident?
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995. You say that all the time.
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996. You want to meet a friend of mine?
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997. All right.
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998. Jocko, this is Lucy.
Lucy, this is Jocko.
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999. Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you.
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1000. He is awesome! He is so smart.
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1001. Check this out. Jocko, what does
the teapot do when the water's ready?
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1002. - Very good.
- Can I ask him a question?
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1003. Go ahead.
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1004. Jocko...
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1005. do you think that Henry and I
are ready to take our relationship...
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1006. to the next level?
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1007. You sure about that?
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1008. Do you think I should bring him
into the other room...
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1009. and take advantage of him?
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1010. I saw that hand gesture.
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1011. - And I'm glad you did it.
- Really?
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1012. - Use that.
- Oh, wow. Look!
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1013. - Yeah.
- They're—
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1014. They're nodding in approval, I hope.
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1015. They like you. Let me get them
out of there.
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1016. Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life.
Thank you. Sorry.
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1017. - Oh, they're very nice, though.
- Yeah, so are you.
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1018. Let me get you down slow.
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1019. - Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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1020. All right, I just wrote this,
so go easy on me.
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1021. The Hukilau was the place
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1022. Where I first saw your face
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1023. We liked each other right away
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1024. But you didn't remember me
The very next day
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1025. Forgetful Lucy
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1026. Has got a nice caboose-y
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1027. I used to trick you into pulling
Your car over so we could chat
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1028. But my favorite time was when you
Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
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1029. And we drove up to see Dr. Keats
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1030. And found out why Doug always
Has to change his sheets
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1031. Forgetful Lucy
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1032. Cracked her head like Gary Busey
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1033. But I still love her so
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1034. And I'll never let her go
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1035. Even if while I'm singing this song
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1036. She's wishing I had
Jocko the Walrus' schlong
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1037. Forgetful Lucy
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1038. Her lips are so damn juicy
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1039. How about another first kiss
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1040. Can't fall asleep.
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1041. I'm not sleeping.
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1042. I'm just closing my eyes.
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1043. Well, I'm gonna go downstairs then.
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1044. No, no. I'm just resting.
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1045. Lucy.
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1046. Yeah.
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1047. Will you marry me?
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1048. - Of course.
- Good.
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1049. Don't forget about me.
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1050. Never.
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1051. Good morning.
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1052. Oh, shit!
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1053. - Help! Help!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lucy.
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1054. Lucy! Lucy! Hey, hey, hey.
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1055. I know this is hard for you
to understand...
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1056. but we are actually
seeing each other.
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1057. We have been for a while now.
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1058. Oh! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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1059. If I was lying,
how would I know this?
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1060. You're an art teacher and you go
to the Hukilau every Sunday...
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1061. and you make waffle houses
and you like Casablanca lilies.
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1062. - Stalker!
- No, don't you remember me a little?
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1063. I may not be able to kick your ass,
but my sister can.
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1064. Thanks, buddy.
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1065. Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up,
but she'll be okay.
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1066. She's watching the tape as we speak.
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1067. How's my temporal lobe
looking there, doc?
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1068. Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer
any short-term memory loss.
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1069. But was your head shaped like an egg
before she hit you?
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1070. Don't make fun of Henry.
It's not his fault it's shaped like that.
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1071. Note the intense overreaction.
That's the "roids" talking.
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1072. - Doug, once again, off the juice.
- It's not juice.
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1073. It's a protein shake.
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1074. Henry, the boys tell me you're setting
sail for Alaska to study walruses.
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1075. - When does that adventure begin?
- That actually began...
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1076. ten years ago. That's when I started
planning and building my boat.
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1077. All I know is, out of all mammals,
they have the second-largest penis.
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1078. I have the first.
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1079. That's my joke.
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1080. Did you tell Lucy about this trip?
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1081. Well...
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1082. actually, there's nothing to tell
because I decided not to go.
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1083. I mean, Lucy needs me here.
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1084. I'm just worried about
going away for a year...
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1085. and ruining all the progress
she's made.
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1086. I know you think I'm crazy...
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1087. but I think deep down inside...
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1088. - ... she's starting to remember me.
- No, Henry.
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1089. That's what you want to believe.
It's what we all want to believe.
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1090. But it's never gonna happen.
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1091. Okay. I gotta go to work.
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1092. Will you tell her I'll be back later
to pick her up?
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1093. See you, guys. Don't tell anyone
your sister beat me up.
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1094. He could go to the moon and back and
Lucy would never even know he left.
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1095. Sometimes I wish my wife
had Goldfield Syndrome.
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1096. That way she wouldn't remember
when I called her mother...
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1097. a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face
like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
Copy !req
1098. All right. There's your medicine,
little fellow.
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1099. Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool!
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1100. If that's one of your special brownies,
don't let any of the dolphins eat that.
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1101. How do you think I get them to
double flip and play with white kids?
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1102. Okay, Willie, that's it.
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1103. This time try to stay clean
for more than a day.
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1104. I made you a nice anchovy sundae.
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1105. Okay, enjoy that.
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1106. Henry?
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1107. - Hey!
- How's your head?
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1108. - Oh, it's fine. Don't worry.
- Good.
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1109. What brings your royal cuteness
out here?
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1110. I needed to see you.
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1111. Okay. What you got there?
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1112. It's my journal. I write in it every night.
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1113. - Oh, you don't like the video?
- No, I love it.
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1114. It's just sometimes when I watch it,
I feel like I'm being told about my life...
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1115. from someone else.
And when I read this...
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1116. it's like I'm telling myself.
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1117. When did you start this up?
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1118. Right after you gave me the video.
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1119. - Really?
- I was so nervous to come here...
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1120. and meet the guy that makes me
fall in love with him every day.
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1121. Well, you probably thought
I couldn't live up to the hype.
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1122. No. I was nervous because...
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1123. Because I came here
to break up with you.
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1124. You had plans and a life...
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1125. before you met me
and now all you have time for...
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1126. is to make me fall in love with you.
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1127. That's not all I do.
I gave a penguin a bath today.
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1128. Which I'll have to do again tomorrow.
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1129. I look at my dad and my brother's
lives and I won't do that to you.
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1130. What do you want me to do? Be some
chapter in your scrapbook and go?
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1131. No.
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1132. My plan is to erase you completely,
so it's as if you never existed.
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1133. Why are you doing this?
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1134. Because you have to understand
that there is no future with me.
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1135. Don't you want to have a career
and marriage and children?
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1136. I asked you to marry me. You said yes.
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1137. Kids? Yeah, I'd love to do it.
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1138. But how is that going to work?
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1139. I'm gonna wake up every morning with
an enormous belly and no memory...
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1140. of how it happened?
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1141. I have to make a new journal
that doesn't have you in it.
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1142. But before I do...
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1143. I really want you to read
what I wrote about you.
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1144. I will read about it tomorrow...
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1145. when you forget about all this
breaking up stuff, okay?
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1146. I'm not going to forget it.
I wrote it down. I won't let myself.
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1147. And I'm gonna do it whether
you want me to or not.
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1148. I'll be at my house.
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1149. Okay, type this one in there.
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1150. Saturday, November 25th.
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1151. I drove out to Callahan Institute today
and had a talk with Dr. Keats.
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1152. There's one about me.
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1153. He makes funny noises
when I kiss his neck.
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1154. I'm gonna miss that.
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1155. You sure you don't want me
to put that in?
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1156. - We can skip that one.
- No, let me read it.
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1157. We made love tonight! It didn't
last long, but it was incredible.
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1158. It's not all about how long you go. It's—
There was a connection, I thought.
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1159. Actually, let's just rip that out.
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1160. Well, that's that.
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1161. Henry, wait!
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1162. Could I have one last first kiss?
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1163. - I ain't gonna do this, Marlin.
- You have to, Henry.
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1164. I'm gonna miss you, but I gotta
get the hell off this island.
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1165. I'm sorry I can't take you...
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1166. but you've lived here so long you're
too big of a pansy to defend yourself.
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1167. I don't feel bad for you. I know you
got a thing going on with Candace.
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1168. Candace and Bernice?
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1169. Candace, Bernice and Rose?
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1170. Yeah. I fell for one chick and I'm losing
my mind. Good luck with that.
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1171. Okay, baby.
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1172. I love you.
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1173. Thanks, buddy.
Remember to use a condom.
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1174. Or in your case, a Hefty bag.
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1175. Well...
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1176. Okay, you guys. Thanks for coming
to say goodbye.
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1177. Be careful.
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1178. You make sure your father doesn't
get eaten by a shark.
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1179. Thank you, buddy.
What does that mean again?
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1180. Bring me back a T-shirt.
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1181. Oh, okay. You got it.
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1182. Come here. All right. Love you guys.
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1183. My shirt size is medium husky.
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1184. Hey! Kikikuloa!
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1185. No flippies off the dock!
You could get hurt!
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1186. No! All right. Let the master
show you how to get it done.
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1187. Now you kids go down there
and find my nuts.
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1188. Sure you don't want to take Doug?
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1189. Hey! What the heck
are you guys doing here?
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1190. I spoke to the harbormaster and he
said you were setting sail today...
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1191. so we thought we'd wish
you bon voyage.
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1192. This is from Nick and Sue.
They send their best wishes.
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1193. That's very nice.
Spam and Reese's. All right.
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1194. I love Spam and Reese's.
Can I have it?
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1195. I guess.
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1196. - Doug!
- That's all right.
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1197. - I'm sorry.
- So...
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1198. how's Lucy?
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1199. Actually, she's living at the institute.
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1200. - When did that happen?
- Three weeks ago.
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1201. Said she didn't want to be a burden to
me and Doug anymore. I don't know.
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1202. I couldn't talk her out of it.
You know what?
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1203. She's doing really great up there.
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1204. She's teaching an art class
and she gets to paint every day.
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1205. In fact, she's even singing again.
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1206. Hey, look, I got a little gift
for you too.
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1207. It's just a little something
from one sailor to another one.
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1208. You take care of yourself out there.
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1209. - I will.
- Okay.
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1210. Henry did not tell me about you.
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1211. Your fisherman muscles.
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1212. Can I touch?
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1213. Sure.
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1214. Yes.
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1215. The Beach Boys?
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1216. How nice of him to give me a CD
that will remind me...
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1217. of all the wonderful times
I shared with his daughter.
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1218. What an asshole!
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1219. Oh, why?
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1220. Why would you do this to me?
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1221. You sick bastard!
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1222. Oh, my God.
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1223. Is he trying to tell me something?
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1224. She only sings on days
she meets you.
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1225. She remembers me?
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1226. Holy shit!
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1227. She remembers me!
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1228. Julia, that looks great.
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1229. Excuse me. What am I doing?
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1230. You're painting a picture.
And you're doing an excellent job.
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1231. Oh.
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1232. Holy crap! I suck.
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1233. Hey, hey, hey.
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1234. - Can we help you, sir?
- Yes. I have an appointment.
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1235. - What's your name?
- My name?
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1236. Dude, he forgot his name.
I feel bad for him.
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1237. Just go on up. And good luck
with that memory problem.
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1238. Yeah. Thank you.
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1239. What?
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1240. Lucy!
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1241. Lucy!
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1242. - Hi, I'm Tom.
- Hey, I met you before. I'm Henry.
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1243. Maybe you can help me.
I'm looking for Lucy Whitmore.
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1244. Any idea where I can find her?
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1245. Hi, I'm Tom.
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1246. Oh. Thanks anyways.
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1247. Lucy!
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1248. Lucy!
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1249. Lucy Whitmore...
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1250. can I ask you a question?
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1251. Do you have any idea who I am?
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1252. - No.
- No?
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1253. That sucks.
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1254. - What's your name?
- I'm Henry.
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1255. Henry.
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1256. I want to show you something.
Will you come with me?
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1257. Well, yeah.
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1258. Hey. Do you know who that guy is?
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1259. Dude, I don't even know who I am.
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1260. Oh, well, you're Pablo Picasso.
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1261. - Really?
- No. Not really.
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1262. This is my studio.
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1263. I don't know who you are, Henry...
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1264. but I dream about you
almost every night.
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1265. Why?
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1266. What would you say if I told you
that notebook you read every day...
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1267. used to have a lot of stuff
about me in it?
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1268. I would say that that
makes a lot of sense.
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1269. You erased me
from your memories...
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1270. because you thought you were
holding me back from having...
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1271. a full and happy life.
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1272. But you made a mistake.
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1273. Being with you is the only way
I could have a full and happy life.
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1274. You're the girl of my dreams...
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1275. and apparently I'm the man of yours.
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1276. Henry.
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1277. It's nice to meet you.
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1278. Lucy, it's nice to meet you too.
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1279. Hi, I'm Tom.
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1280. Henry, Lucy. Nice to meet you, Tom.
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1281. Now why don't you come back in
ten seconds so we can meet again?
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1282. Do you, Honah Lee, take this woman
to be your lawfully wedded wife...
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1283. to have and to hold
from this day forth...
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1284. as long as you both shall live?
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1285. - I do.
- Really?
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1286. Even though in, like, 10, 15 years...
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1287. she could possibly let herself
go and then, like...
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1288. sex could be, like,
nauseating for you?
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1289. What are you, nuts?
Your wife's right over there.
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1290. I'm just kidding, Muumuu!
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1291. I now pronounce you man and wife.
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1292. Mazel tov!
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1293. It's very cold, so when you're ready...
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1294. put on a jacket and come have
breakfast with me. Love you.
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1295. Hey, hey! Good morning, Mrs. Roth.
Would you like to meet your daughter?
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1296. Go say hello to Mommy.
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1297. Hi, Mommy.
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1298. That's right.
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1299. Good morning.
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1300. Oh, my goodness!
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1301. - Grandpa's here.
- Hi, Dad.
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