1. Hello.Copy !req
2. They call me Doom-Head.Copy !req
3. Now, I don't call myself Doom-Head,
mind you, but they do.Copy !req
4. Who's they?Copy !req
5. Well, some mysterious folks...Copy !req
6. that pay me a whole lot
of scratch to do what I do.Copy !req
7. And what I do, unfortunately for you...Copy !req
8. I do real well.Copy !req
9. Now.Copy !req
10. Let's get one thing between us straight.Copy !req
11. I ain't no fucking clown.Copy !req
12. Now, Mr. P.T. Barnum
may claim clowns are the pegs...Copy !req
13. on which this circus is hung...Copy !req
14. but I ain't no fucking clown.Copy !req
15. You may think you see a grease-painted
performer sitting before you...Copy !req
16. who would usually elicit
an amused response from an audience...Copy !req
17. but trust me...Copy !req
18. you do not.Copy !req
19. I'm not here to make you happy.Copy !req
20. I'm not here to brighten
your dismal day...Copy !req
21. and I am certainly not here
to elicit an amused response.Copy !req
22. I am here to end
your miserable fucking life.Copy !req
23. But first...Copy !req
24. First...Copy !req
25. I'm gonna bless you with a story.Copy !req
26. See, I don't think the last sound
to puncture your ear drums...Copy !req
27. should be the twang
of your body falling apart.Copy !req
28. Snap.Copy !req
29. Crunch.Copy !req
30. Interesting fact...Copy !req
31. did you know that a cockroach...Copy !req
32. can live up to 168 hours without a head?Copy !req
33. I know.Copy !req
34. I find this... fascinating.Copy !req
35. But what really blows
my fucking marbles...Copy !req
36. like a 50-cent skank...Copy !req
37. I mean the real mind-fucker...Copy !req
38. is that for several more hours
this same decapitated head...Copy !req
39. will keep on trucking for Jesus.Copy !req
40. If properly nourished, of course.Copy !req
41. You know, all in all,
you've got a pretty good run.Copy !req
42. But deep down inside...Copy !req
43. you must have known
it all had to end somewhere.Copy !req
44. Might as well be here.
Might as well be now.Copy !req
45. And it might as well be with me.Copy !req
46. Where's my wife?Copy !req
47. What did you sick bastards do
to my beautiful wife?Copy !req
48. She's the mother
of our two beautiful girls.Copy !req
49. Rebecca, Josephine, they're beautiful.Copy !req
50. They're just like her, please.Copy !req
51. I know where she is.Copy !req
52. Two little clowns I know
took a fancy to her.Copy !req
53. So I think she might be
sticking around for a bit, huh?Copy !req
54. though I walk through the valley
of the shadow of death I fear no evil...Copy !req
55. Christ almighty...Copy !req
56. you Jesus freaks
are so fucking sensitive, huh?Copy !req
57. Shit.Copy !req
58. You should be thanking me, man.Copy !req
59. I'm sending you straight
to the fucking pearly gates...Copy !req
60. with a first-class ticket.Copy !req
61. I should apologize in advance
for not sharpening this thing.Copy !req
62. It might take a couple of extra whacks.Copy !req
63. Listen to me. Listen to me.Copy !req
64. Please, I'm begging you. I'm begging you.Copy !req
65. You don't have...
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
66. You don't... You don't have to do this.Copy !req
67. We can both walk away.Copy !req
68. Bring Georgina to me.Copy !req
69. And you let us walk away,
no one would know.Copy !req
70. - Fuck it.
- No, no!Copy !req
71. You know what they say, Kimosabe.Copy !req
72. In Hell...Copy !req
73. everybody loves popcorn.Copy !req
74. Motherfucker.Copy !req
75. Number fucking two.Copy !req
76. Hey, Randy, man, I hope you know
that "E" stands for "empty", not "eat."Copy !req
77. I am hungry, but that's not possible.Copy !req
78. Check it.Copy !req
79. Suck my motherfucking balls.Copy !req
80. No, thanks.Copy !req
81. How am I supposed to work
with this inferior goddamn equipment?Copy !req
82. Is that what the ladies
are calling it now?Copy !req
83. Trust me, my doo-wally's working fine.Copy !req
84. Hey, look here boy...Copy !req
85. if this monster break down
here in the ass of nowhere...Copy !req
86. you gonna get your lard ass
out there and you gonna push...Copy !req
87. with the bumper up your ass.Copy !req
88. Venus, I think it might be time...Copy !req
89. to bring back the girl
into a gorilla illusion.Copy !req
90. - You all got a gorilla?
- Yeah, I got a fucking gorilla.Copy !req
91. He's in my pants. I call him King Dong.Copy !req
92. Hey, filly.Copy !req
93. - I assume you're joking.
- I am not.Copy !req
94. And haven't we got enough
to worry about...Copy !req
95. without you framing up a new show?Copy !req
96. I mean, besides,
who's gonna hustle this other shit?Copy !req
97. You think I want to be a fucking mechanic?Copy !req
98. Fixing these death traps
the rest of my life?Copy !req
99. I mean, I got dreams.Copy !req
100. And they do not include yanking
some kid's chewed up arm...Copy !req
101. out of the gears of a Tilt-a-Whirl.Copy !req
102. Baby, I got dreams, too. You go for it.Copy !req
103. Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
104. Hey, baby girl...Copy !req
105. I mean, what do you think
about that talent back there?Copy !req
106. I mean, the one
with the lop-sided high beams.Copy !req
107. I mean, I don't know
if she's drunk or retarded.Copy !req
108. Seriously?Copy !req
109. She's gonna twitch and itch
her ass all around the mid-way.Copy !req
110. Just like all the new babies do.Copy !req
111. But that's why I afraid.Copy !req
112. A new wave of crap's coming.Copy !req
113. So what exactly is the name
of this show of yours?Copy !req
114. Okay, dig this.Copy !req
115. Professor Ghouldini's
Mad Gorilla Monster Show.Copy !req
116. I'd go see that show.Copy !req
117. The name's got some grab...Copy !req
118. but you're still minus one jungle girl.Copy !req
119. I could be a jungle girl.Copy !req
120. I took a acting class
before I left high school.Copy !req
121. Just shut the fuck up for two seconds.Copy !req
122. That's where Charly girl comes in.Copy !req
123. Charly hardly looks like
a wild woman of Borneo.Copy !req
124. And besides, you know that she is
my main hustle in the girly show.Copy !req
125. Okay, we dump the whole Borneo shit, okay?Copy !req
126. We work a new angle.Copy !req
127. The yokels had burnt out
on that yarn ten years ago.Copy !req
128. What's a yokel?Copy !req
129. What's the word on this wacky weed...Copy !req
130. this fine sunny, sunny day,
sweet Charly girl?Copy !req
131. The Midwest says sweet Charly,
she got some sweet Rasta shit.Copy !req
132. My sweet Charly...Copy !req
133. pass your brothers a hit.Copy !req
134. It ain't mine, baby.Copy !req
135. Yeah, baby boy.Copy !req
136. I got to keep my eyes on the road.Copy !req
137. This shit's the real deal.Copy !req
138. Think you two can handle it?Copy !req
139. I try, I try.Copy !req
140. First hit's free.Copy !req
141. After that you lay out the green...Copy !req
142. before Charly gets too mean.Copy !req
143. Shit, woman, I'm good for it.Copy !req
144. Levon, I got to get in there.Copy !req
145. - Levon.
- Go away.Copy !req
146. Hey, it ain't the Levon show.Copy !req
147. - Go away.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
148. I just got to get something out of the...
I got to get...Copy !req
149. Goddamn, man, can't you see
I'm busy back here?Copy !req
150. Shit, that's a lot of woman.Copy !req
151. Yeah, what you want that's so important
you got to crash my love den?Copy !req
152. You're going to give
that man a heart attack.Copy !req
153. Tell it again, I don't get it.
Who had the cake?Copy !req
154. Christ, bitch, pay attention this time.Copy !req
155. There was a boy named Harold.Copy !req
156. Walked in on his grandparents having sex.Copy !req
157. Pretty much like this asshole
don' walked in on me.Copy !req
158. Harold said, "Grandma!
What are you doing?"Copy !req
159. Grandma say, "Well, we baking a cake.Copy !req
160. A few days later, Harold say...Copy !req
161. "Grandma, was you and Grandpa
baking a cake last night?Copy !req
162. Grandma says, "Matter of fact, we was.Copy !req
163. How do you know?"Copy !req
164. Harold say, "Because I just licked
some frosting off the couch."Copy !req
165. I still don't get it.Copy !req
166. The frosting, where did it come from?Copy !req
167. The old man's dick.Copy !req
168. The old bastard's jizz was the frosting.Copy !req
169. Hello, Congo. How I missed you.Copy !req
170. Come on, Roscoe,
go get your ass out of here.Copy !req
171. I'll get out in a second.
What do you think?Copy !req
172. I think it's cute. It isn't cute.Copy !req
173. So do I.Copy !req
174. Rosco, get your ass out of here.
You got to go, now, man.Copy !req
175. Go on, man. Goddamn.Copy !req
176. - Spoiled the...
- Come here.Copy !req
177. Hey, see?Copy !req
178. It still looks boss. Okay?Copy !req
179. - Okay, I'll think about it.
- I just have to clean it up a little.Copy !req
180. I'll think about it, King Dong,
I'll think about it.Copy !req
181. Hey, oldie.Copy !req
182. Got any gas today?Copy !req
183. It's a cock-sucking gas station, ain't it?Copy !req
184. All right then, fill up
this big bitch pronto.Copy !req
185. Any of you dumb cunts...Copy !req
186. in that ridiculous machine
know how to read?Copy !req
187. Or are you still using sign language?Copy !req
188. Yeah, old man, I know how to read.Copy !req
189. Then read it and weep, genius.Copy !req
190. Bad sign.Copy !req
191. Got a whole lot of lazy effers here
in this world, man.Copy !req
192. You digging what you see, pops?Copy !req
193. I reckon I do.Copy !req
194. You can call me Leo.Copy !req
195. Lucky Leo, if you know what I mean.Copy !req
196. Really? Do you feel lucky?Copy !req
197. I got a mattress out back...Copy !req
198. and a couple of jugs of gut burner.Copy !req
199. Trust me, Leo.Copy !req
200. Your prehistoric ticker
couldn't survive the ride.Copy !req
201. Charly...Copy !req
202. Stop fucking with the locals.Copy !req
203. Give me a break.Copy !req
204. I'm just making friends.Copy !req
205. You want to be my friend, don't you, Leo?Copy !req
206. You know I do.Copy !req
207. See? Just making friends.Copy !req
208. You've had enough friends for a lifetime.Copy !req
209. Nice puppets, Leo.Copy !req
210. You play with that stuff?Copy !req
211. I bet you do.Copy !req
212. The good Lord pray me for every dayCopy !req
213. He want me to leave a righteous wayCopy !req
214. So I don't care what the white man sayCopy !req
215. Santa Claus is a black manCopy !req
216. You know, I'm thinking man,
when we get ourself a break...Copy !req
217. we need to check out
the sound system in the carousel.Copy !req
218. Man, them speakers, man,
they shot up to shit.Copy !req
219. Seriously though, it looks like
I'm losing my shit.Copy !req
220. I don't normally have this much forehead.Copy !req
221. Too young for that.Copy !req
222. Hey, man, look, it gonna do
what it gonna do.Copy !req
223. Yeah, but that's easy for you to say.Copy !req
224. Shit take a goddamn nuclear blast
to damage that foxy do of yours.Copy !req
225. My shit goes south.
I can't do no Isaac Hayes.Copy !req
226. Will you teach us something?Copy !req
227. I'm gonna teach you something.
I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.Copy !req
228. There's only four things
you need to know about this career.Copy !req
229. This is the answer to it all!Copy !req
230. All right.Copy !req
231. Sucky, sucky, sucky.Copy !req
232. Fucky, fucky, fucky.Copy !req
233. Juicy, juicy, juicy.Copy !req
234. Money, money, money!Copy !req
235. Hey, sailor.Copy !req
236. How many seaman you got in that tin can?Copy !req
237. Too many.Copy !req
238. Why, you need a lift?Copy !req
239. Maybe.Copy !req
240. I could fit in very tight spaces.Copy !req
241. I bet you can.Copy !req
242. So can I.Copy !req
243. Y'all headed up Jackson way to go hunting?Copy !req
244. No, we're just plowing straight
on through to Harleyville.Copy !req
245. Planning on doing some hunting?Copy !req
246. No. Why are you so concerned
with me going hunting?Copy !req
247. Just wondering.Copy !req
248. You got that domineering
great white hunter vibe.Copy !req
249. Yeah, it just comes natural.Copy !req
250. But we ain't got nothing
about any firearms on this truck...Copy !req
251. other than a busted old shotgun.Copy !req
252. What's it for?Copy !req
253. Propping open the air vent.Copy !req
254. What if you get in a jam?Copy !req
255. Well then I guess I...Copy !req
256. bust out my old trusty crowbar...Copy !req
257. and back it up with one of these guns.Copy !req
258. Pop. See you later, Popeye.Copy !req
259. I'ma go get me some spinach.Copy !req
260. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
261. That's the Moon Man Halloween Party...Copy !req
262. on the night that was made for howling.Copy !req
263. we bring you the Wolf Man Jack...Copy !req
264. Make-Believe Graveyard Ball.Copy !req
265. Starring the leader of the gang
at the fang, Wolf Man Jack.Copy !req
266. Oh, boy. Good evening and...Copy !req
267. Oh, shit.Copy !req
268. What the fuck is this shit?Copy !req
269. we got our big
Monster Mash Party going here.Copy !req
270. Yo, Fats, why are you stopping?Copy !req
271. Just because some hillbilly
sets up a Halloween la-la...Copy !req
272. in the middle of the goddamn road.Copy !req
273. - Move this shit to the side of the road.
- Why me?Copy !req
274. Come on, man, you know it's easier
for you to get out than it is for Randy.Copy !req
275. Thank you.Copy !req
276. Mr. Monkey, I'll go with you.Copy !req
277. You ought to know what man checks you.Copy !req
278. Hey, Panda, wake up.
Come on out and help us.Copy !req
279. Jesus Christ, every time
I get comfortable.Copy !req
280. I'm telling you
this is one big-time party.Copy !req
281. What the hell is this?Copy !req
282. This voodoo, man.Copy !req
283. Voodoo schmoodoo,
let's move this stuff off.Copy !req
284. Come on, go.Copy !req
285. What the fuck?Copy !req
286. Come on go!Copy !req
287. Oh, shit!Copy !req
288. The Wolf Man Jack Show.Copy !req
289. Well, I say all good things
got to come to an end...Copy !req
290. and this is the end
of the line for us today.Copy !req
291. And we sure have enjoyed having you's
all here with me and everything.Copy !req
292. And I know y'all have enjoyed being had.Copy !req
293. Come back next time, and remember...Copy !req
294. the old Wolf Man loves y'all.
Bye, everybody.Copy !req
295. I bid you welcome...Copy !req
296. oh, nameless and numbered ones.Copy !req
297. Tonight, we are going to play 31.Copy !req
298. What is 31, pray tell?Copy !req
299. Well, 31 is war.Copy !req
300. And as the old saying goes...Copy !req
301. war is hell.Copy !req
302. In exactly 120 seconds, we will begin.Copy !req
303. And all you have to do...Copy !req
304. is survive 12 hours...Copy !req
305. inside the walls
of our own private little hell.Copy !req
306. And now...Copy !req
307. for the survival odds, as we see fit.Copy !req
308. Number one, 50 to 1.Copy !req
309. Number two, 500 to 1.Copy !req
310. Number three, 100 to 1.Copy !req
311. Number four, 60 to 1.Copy !req
312. Number five, 500 to 1.Copy !req
313. Now, what do you have to do to survive?Copy !req
314. Fear not.Copy !req
315. We have some very
colorful heads for you tonight.Copy !req
316. And they're here for one reason...Copy !req
317. and for one reason only.Copy !req
318. To kill you in the most
violent way possible.Copy !req
319. Feast your eyes and behold.Copy !req
320. Sick-Head.Copy !req
321. Happy Halloween, motherfuckers.Copy !req
322. Number five.Copy !req
323. Blond whore. I'm going to bang you hard.Copy !req
324. Number four. Worthless tramp.Copy !req
325. Number three. Retarded gringo.Copy !req
326. Stupid.Copy !req
327. Number two.Copy !req
328. Tired little bitch.Copy !req
329. Number one.Copy !req
330. Filthy scum.Copy !req
331. A competition will be nice.Copy !req
332. Now, do not be fooled...Copy !req
333. by the man-beast I put before you.Copy !req
334. This is a true world-class warrior.Copy !req
335. He lives to kill.Copy !req
336. Sick-Head will not go gentle
into this good night.Copy !req
337. No, I won't.Copy !req
338. Thirty-one has begun!Copy !req
339. Welcome to 31.Copy !req
340. You now have exactly 12 hours to play.Copy !req
341. Happy Halloween.Copy !req
342. Fucker.Copy !req
343. Jesus, man.Copy !req
344. - You almost goddamn it...
- No shit.Copy !req
345. - See anybody else?
- Negative.Copy !req
346. The average human is quite resilient.Copy !req
347. Events that disgust us one minute...Copy !req
348. quickly become infinitely
acceptable the next.Copy !req
349. Sometimes, the weak ones
have the most fight...Copy !req
350. or perhaps they're just
the luckiest, I don't know.Copy !req
351. But as we like to say around here...Copy !req
352. the dirtier you work, the luckier you get.Copy !req
353. Sounds like it's coming from this room.Copy !req
354. - It could be a trap.
- This whole goddamn business is a trap.Copy !req
355. Okay, okay, I'm going to slide the door.Copy !req
356. Get ready with the pipe.Copy !req
357. Pull it off.Copy !req
358. I thought it was Charly.Copy !req
359. I've never been
so fucking happy I was wrong.Copy !req
360. Fuck.Copy !req
361. What is this fucking place?Copy !req
362. Number four.Copy !req
363. Are you afraid?Copy !req
364. Are you looking for me?Copy !req
365. Here I am.Copy !req
366. Open the fucking gate.Copy !req
367. I'm going to put this fucking knife
so far up your fucking ass.Copy !req
368. I might like that.Copy !req
369. You're a fucking Chihuahua.Copy !req
370. You think it's funny?Copy !req
371. You are funny.Copy !req
372. Open the fucking gate.Copy !req
373. Fuck you.Copy !req
374. I'm coming for you, boy.Copy !req
375. Number four always dies first.Copy !req
376. We're going to get so friendly...Copy !req
377. it's going to kill you.Copy !req
378. I'm fucking coming for you.Copy !req
379. We'll see, fagot.Copy !req
380. Open the fucking gate.Copy !req
381. "Open the fucking gate."Copy !req
382. I'm coming for you.Copy !req
383. - "I'm coming for you."
- I'm fucking coming for you.Copy !req
384. "I'm fucking coming for you."Copy !req
385. Trick or treat, you are dead...Copy !req
386. I will smash your fucking head.Copy !req
387. Trick or treat, you are dead...Copy !req
388. I will smash your fucking head.Copy !req
389. Trick or treat, you are dead...Copy !req
390. I will smash your fucking head.Copy !req
391. Trick or treat, you are dead...Copy !req
392. I will smash your fucking head!Copy !req
393. Girl! Cool it with the bat.Copy !req
394. I'm on your side.Copy !req
395. Come on now, child,
let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
396. - Fuck.
- Goddamn bitch.Copy !req
397. You something with that slugger.Copy !req
398. - Is he dead?
- I don't know.Copy !req
399. Son of a bitch, I think I broke his neck.Copy !req
400. Shit, where did he get me?Copy !req
401. - I think in the shoulder blade.
- Fuck!Copy !req
402. I got to stop the bleeding.
Here, put some pressure here.Copy !req
403. God!Copy !req
404. Fuck that...Copy !req
405. Hello, whore. Hello, bitch.Copy !req
406. - Come one.
- Get away from me!Copy !req
407. Get away from me. Come on.Copy !req
408. - Come on. Get away.
- I'll stick it right up your ass.Copy !req
409. Come on.Copy !req
410. You want to play with me, bitch?Copy !req
411. - Come here.
- Yes, I'm going.Copy !req
412. - You're crazy.
- Do you want it?Copy !req
413. I like it that way.Copy !req
414. Who is the bitch now, huh?Copy !req
415. You want?Copy !req
416. - You want to play with me?
- Yes.Copy !req
417. You're crazy, bitch.Copy !req
418. I'm out of my mind.Copy !req
419. Run, bitch. Run.Copy !req
420. Run. Run.Copy !req
421. Run. Run, run, run.Copy !req
422. You better run, number five.Copy !req
423. 'Cause I'm gonna go kill number four...Copy !req
424. and then I'm gonna come back for you...Copy !req
425. and I'm gonna kill you nice and slow.Copy !req
426. Okay? Run and hide.Copy !req
427. - Go hide.
- Fuck!Copy !req
428. Go hide.Copy !req
429. Damn.Copy !req
430. Ten hours and forty-three minutes.Copy !req
431. Anything can still happen.Copy !req
432. Hello, fagot.Copy !req
433. How are you?Copy !req
434. You thought I left. No, you owe me money.Copy !req
435. Don't you remember, dickhead?
Don't you remember?Copy !req
436. How do you want to die, huh?Copy !req
437. How do you want to die?Copy !req
438. Does that hurt, huh?Copy !req
439. Are you okay?Copy !req
440. I thought you were my brother.Copy !req
441. - Fuck you, boy.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
442. - Fuck you.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
443. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you.Copy !req
444. Fuck...Copy !req
445. You ready to die?Copy !req
446. Just fucking do it.Copy !req
447. Just fucking do it!Copy !req
448. Where are you?Copy !req
449. The wolf is here.Copy !req
450. Where are you, little bitch?Copy !req
451. Where are you?Copy !req
452. You want to play with the devil.Copy !req
453. The wolf is here.Copy !req
454. Where are you, huh?Copy !req
455. Number five.Copy !req
456. Hold up, do you hear that?Copy !req
457. Charly.Copy !req
458. Get away!Copy !req
459. Strike two. Give me the bat.Copy !req
460. Give me the bat.Copy !req
461. Today you're going to die
for being stupid.Copy !req
462. Come here.Copy !req
463. I'm going to give you a hard one.Copy !req
464. You've got it, bitch.Copy !req
465. Again.Copy !req
466. Again.Copy !req
467. Let go of me.Copy !req
468. My fucking bat!Copy !req
469. I got you, brother. I got you.Copy !req
470. I can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
471. It's all right. I got you.Copy !req
472. I'm too young. Too pretty.Copy !req
473. I know, baby. I know.Copy !req
474. - Hey, Panda.
- Yeah, baby.Copy !req
475. Your momma...Copy !req
476. - She...
- No.Copy !req
477. She said she was my momma, too.Copy !req
478. That I was her son from another mother.Copy !req
479. - She say...
- You the brother, like no other, yes.Copy !req
480. I... I feel...Copy !req
481. I feel tired.Copy !req
482. Really, really tired.Copy !req
483. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
484. I do believe the first kill
came rather quickly this year.Copy !req
485. I'm rather disappointed.Copy !req
486. The first one always does.Copy !req
487. It's the second one,
the second one has all the drama.Copy !req
488. Well, I certainly hope
we see a better showingCopy !req
489. from the remaining remnants.Copy !req
490. We shall see, we shall see.Copy !req
491. As we slip into our third hour
of non-stop 31 action...Copy !req
492. come and enjoy some exquisite dining.Copy !req
493. You may want to try
the steak kidney pie...Copy !req
494. followed by the apple crumble.Copy !req
495. Delicious.Copy !req
496. For one of you...Copy !req
497. this, of course,
might be your last supper.Copy !req
498. Those twisted fuckers.Copy !req
499. Fuck.Copy !req
500. This is impressive.Copy !req
501. I hate to admit, but this layout...Copy !req
502. oh, man, it looks better
than me mother's New Year's brunch.Copy !req
503. Yeah, and I assume
it's all laced with rat poisoning.Copy !req
504. No, I'm relatively sure it's safe.Copy !req
505. Seriously?Copy !req
506. What could possibly make you say that?Copy !req
507. Because we're playing their game.Copy !req
508. Fuck it. Fuck it, fuck it.Copy !req
509. My stomach's so empty,
it's touching me back.Copy !req
510. Yeah, man.Copy !req
511. Are you enjoying that?Copy !req
512. Yeah, man.Copy !req
513. I feel it.Copy !req
514. I feel all of y'all looking at me.Copy !req
515. You're judging. Don't.Copy !req
516. I ain't made of stone.Copy !req
517. Look, man. What happened to me, man...Copy !req
518. Levon back there, man,
it's fucking horrible.Copy !req
519. I mean, man, he was my best-est friend
in the whole goddamn world...Copy !req
520. before any of you mothers
come in the picture!Copy !req
521. Your best-est friend's blood
is all over my hands.Copy !req
522. And that's why I and I gonna stay alive.Copy !req
523. I don't do it on an empty stomach.Copy !req
524. So you, you and you...Copy !req
525. I suggest y'all do the same thing.Copy !req
526. Fuck it.Copy !req
527. I take it they're out watching us, right?Copy !req
528. You bet your sweet skunk ass
they're watching.Copy !req
529. And listening.Copy !req
530. So keep your breathy thoughts to yourself.Copy !req
531. You know, we can do this.
We just have to stay together.Copy !req
532. Charly.Copy !req
533. Charly.Copy !req
534. What?Copy !req
535. What is going on inside your head?Copy !req
536. You want to know what's going on
inside my head?Copy !req
537. I'll fucking tell you what's going on
inside my head.Copy !req
538. We need better weapons than this shit.Copy !req
539. You're goddamn right, girly.Copy !req
540. Hey, anybody remember that story
last year, Halloween...Copy !req
541. that church group that went missing?Copy !req
542. Yeah, I remember hearing
something about that.Copy !req
543. Just recently on the TV they found
the body of the pastor...Copy !req
544. - In the dumpster.
- ... rotting in dumpster.Copy !req
545. Holy shit. That's gonna be us.Copy !req
546. - Come on.
- No, two-second news story.Copy !req
547. You know, and we're forgotten.Copy !req
548. - All right, all right, all right.
- Not by me.Copy !req
549. Stop eating.Copy !req
550. Why, why, what wrong?Copy !req
551. Spit it out.Copy !req
552. Let's get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
553. What the fuck?Copy !req
554. I sincerely hope you all enjoyed...Copy !req
555. your protein-enriched nourishments.Copy !req
556. The first re-assessment
of the standings are as follows.Copy !req
557. Number one, 50 to 1 odds.Copy !req
558. Number three at 90 to 1.Copy !req
559. Number two at 300 to 1.Copy !req
560. And last but not least
is number five, 400 to 1.Copy !req
561. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, children of all ages...Copy !req
562. with exactly nine hours left to play...Copy !req
563. I give you Psycho-Head and his brother...Copy !req
564. the maniacally mental Schizo-Head.Copy !req
565. - There's two of them.
- Don't scatter.Copy !req
566. Oh, goddamn.Copy !req
567. We ain't got a fucking thing
to worry about this year, brother.Copy !req
568. Look at these sorry sacks
of wasted meat shit.Copy !req
569. Do we have your attention now,
mother fuckers?Copy !req
570. You smell that?Copy !req
571. Well, I think they're already
pissing in their pants.Copy !req
572. Yeah. Now, you think you got one over...Copy !req
573. because you took out
that little shot glass bitch Sick-Head.Copy !req
574. Well, he isn't worth a shit.Copy !req
575. The only thing he's good for
is shooting out of a fucking cannon.Copy !req
576. And I don't see a fucking cannon.
Do you see a fucking cannon?Copy !req
577. No cannon.Copy !req
578. So that means you killed half a man.Copy !req
579. And it took five of you...Copy !req
580. to kill a little itty bitty baby.Copy !req
581. Shit.Copy !req
582. Hello, ladies.Copy !req
583. I am all man, and I am coming for you.Copy !req
584. We're gonna fuck all your holes.Copy !req
585. Count yourselves lucky.Copy !req
586. You got fucked by the best.Copy !req
587. Eight hours and twelve minutes.Copy !req
588. The fun is just beginning.Copy !req
589. I don't hear them anymore.Copy !req
590. - Me neither.
- Listen.Copy !req
591. I think we should find a room.Copy !req
592. Barricade ourselves in. Wait it out.Copy !req
593. I second the barricade idea.Copy !req
594. I'm sick of this hide-and-seek horse shit.Copy !req
595. Got to use your head.Copy !req
596. They don't want for us to be sitting
around all night on our back side.Copy !req
597. Okay, hold on. Charly, we haven't
heard you in the last half an hour.Copy !req
598. What do you say, huh?
Your vote counts like mine.Copy !req
599. I say we hunt these freaks down
and slit their fucking throats.Copy !req
600. All right.Copy !req
601. Gonna fuck your pussy hole.Copy !req
602. We're gonna fuck
that tiny little brown hole.Copy !req
603. And we're gonna fuck your eye hole, too.Copy !req
604. A cock in each motherfucking socket.Copy !req
605. We're gonna fuck your mouth hole.Copy !req
606. We're gonna fuck your pussy hole.Copy !req
607. We're gonna fuck that tiny
little brown hole.Copy !req
608. And we're gonna fuck your eye hole, too.Copy !req
609. What's that sound?Copy !req
610. Do you hear it?Copy !req
611. It's coming from the fuck doll.Copy !req
612. That's no fucking doll.Copy !req
613. Jesus Christ, oh, God!Copy !req
614. - Panda. Panda.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
615. Don't flip out on me now, man. Come on.Copy !req
616. Help me, please.Copy !req
617. I need to go home.
Everyone is waiting for me.Copy !req
618. Sweet Jesus.Copy !req
619. Help me untie her.Copy !req
620. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
621. What's your name, honey?Copy !req
622. - Georgina Victor.
- Georgina.Copy !req
623. But my husband calls me little Georgie.Copy !req
624. Hold the fuck up, hold the fuck up.Copy !req
625. - Put me the fuck down.
- Panda, what do you think?Copy !req
626. We don't take the chance
and let her run loose.Copy !req
627. She ain't one of them.Copy !req
628. Look at her. Look at her.Copy !req
629. She might be somebody's
daughter for all I know.Copy !req
630. This is getting crazy around here.Copy !req
631. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
632. Panda, shut the fuck up.Copy !req
633. He's right, this is not a good idea.Copy !req
634. Please, please, I know a way out.Copy !req
635. - I've heard them talking.
- I believe you.Copy !req
636. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
637. Shit, they fucking found us.Copy !req
638. We got to secure the door.Copy !req
639. I knew it. I fucking knew it.Copy !req
640. She sounded the alarm.
She sounded the fucking alarm.Copy !req
641. You psycho fucking bitch.Copy !req
642. Yeah, I know you.
Tallahassee, Moline. I know you.Copy !req
643. Shut the fuck up, Roscoe.Copy !req
644. You don't listen to me.
You do not listen to me.Copy !req
645. Look at her. Look at her.Copy !req
646. Fucking asshole.Copy !req
647. You are falling for her.Copy !req
648. We've got to get something
to block off the door.Copy !req
649. How about one of these pipes?Copy !req
650. Look at me, look at me.Copy !req
651. Are you fucking going to help me or not?Copy !req
652. Look at me.Copy !req
653. Fuck.Copy !req
654. Fuck!Copy !req
655. Bless you. Bless you.Copy !req
656. I can't get the wires.Copy !req
657. - It's in her fucking skin.
- Rip it out.Copy !req
658. Think it'll hold?Copy !req
659. No.Copy !req
660. Get me out of here!Copy !req
661. Fuck!Copy !req
662. I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
663. You fucking bitch.Copy !req
664. It's a fucking cage.Copy !req
665. Goddamn it. It's a fucking cage.Copy !req
666. Check the back.Copy !req
667. Goddamn it. I knew it.Copy !req
668. I knew it. Goddamn it.
Nobody listens to me.Copy !req
669. Hi, there, Momma. You miss me?Copy !req
670. Georgie!Copy !req
671. Look what the fucking cat drug in.Copy !req
672. Two blind mice.Copy !req
673. See how they're dumb.Copy !req
674. Even the fucking mice know how
to get out of the maze, motherfuckers.Copy !req
675. Looks like I need a new fuck bag.Copy !req
676. And after I get done
with pork chop, you're it.Copy !req
677. Venus, get behind me.Copy !req
678. You got to go through me for her.Copy !req
679. You're gonna be my fuck bag.
Come on, bring it.Copy !req
680. All that chivalry
is worthless, motherfucker.Copy !req
681. Like tits on a boar hog.Copy !req
682. - Come on, bitch.
- Meet Mr. Fucking Dick Head, sideburns.Copy !req
683. Panda!Copy !req
684. You fucking bitch.Copy !req
685. You do like to make it happen,
don't you, bitch?Copy !req
686. No, I'll never fucking die!Copy !req
687. I don't want to die.Copy !req
688. I don't want to be here.
They make me be here.Copy !req
689. We're all pawns in this stupid game.Copy !req
690. We don't want to do it.Copy !req
691. You and me, we're the same.Copy !req
692. We're the same, brother.Copy !req
693. Okay, brother.Copy !req
694. That thing's gonna come in handy.Copy !req
695. Fuck.Copy !req
696. All right, Roscoe, I got you, I got you.Copy !req
697. Let's get out of here
before that damn thing slams shut again.Copy !req
698. Charly, pick up that other chainsaw.Copy !req
699. - Fucking chain snapped.
- Leave it.Copy !req
700. Fuck.Copy !req
701. Seven hours and three minutes.Copy !req
702. I believe it's time
to recalculate the odds.Copy !req
703. Prepare to open your purses.Copy !req
704. Shit.Copy !req
705. How fucked am I?Copy !req
706. I don't know, man. It looks pretty bad.Copy !req
707. Yeah, it feels pretty bad.Copy !req
708. You've got to get this
tight enough to keep it shut.Copy !req
709. What's that thing you say to the kids
coming out of the spook house in tears?Copy !req
710. - Why?
- Just tell me.Copy !req
711. Crying is for pussies,
so go grow a pair, you big baby.Copy !req
712. Get ready to grow a pair, you big baby.Copy !req
713. God.Copy !req
714. That wasn't so bad, huh?Copy !req
715. Attention, attention.Copy !req
716. Number one, odds 40 to 1.Copy !req
717. Number two, odds 300 to 1.Copy !req
718. Number three, one million to one.Copy !req
719. Fuck.Copy !req
720. Five, odds 300 to one.Copy !req
721. Sex and Death are on their way.Copy !req
722. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
723. You see anything?Copy !req
724. All I see is a bunch of nothing.Copy !req
725. It seems crazy.Copy !req
726. Waiting here to be attacked.Copy !req
727. Running around with our heads cut off.Copy !req
728. Want to give us a chance
to get our heads cut off.Copy !req
729. Get the others.Copy !req
730. Come with me. Shit's going down.Copy !req
731. - Come on. Stay here.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
732. Be right back.Copy !req
733. Ain't no way I going toe
to toe with that guy.Copy !req
734. All right, my best play
is I circle around...Copy !req
735. coldcock him from the back side.Copy !req
736. Now, once I'm in place...Copy !req
737. y'all create a distraction.Copy !req
738. Only gonna get one shot.
So you got to make it proper.Copy !req
739. Death has come to sing its quiet song.Copy !req
740. How they hide, for it won't be long.Copy !req
741. Death strikes once, and then it's gone.Copy !req
742. Where are you, you little fucking cunts?Copy !req
743. I want to see you.Copy !req
744. Fuck if I'm going to fucking stay here.Copy !req
745. Goddammit.Copy !req
746. - Come on.
- We're right here.Copy !req
747. Come on, come and get it.Copy !req
748. Baby, behind you.Copy !req
749. How nice.
The women are here to save the day.Copy !req
750. - Come on.
- Come, ladies, come here.Copy !req
751. - Panda, Panda.
- Come, come on.Copy !req
752. I want to fuck you!Copy !req
753. I'm so scared.Copy !req
754. Hi.Copy !req
755. Great white hunter.Copy !req
756. What am I going to do with you?Copy !req
757. Would you like a lick of my lolly?Copy !req
758. I remember you.Copy !req
759. I'm so flattered you remember me.Copy !req
760. Is it hunting time now?Copy !req
761. Or how about now?Copy !req
762. Don't worry, Popeye.Copy !req
763. It's always someone's fault.Copy !req
764. Come here, bitch. Come and get me.Copy !req
765. Well, I am kind of high
from eating all my spinach.Copy !req
766. I guess maybe I should really
put you out of your misery.Copy !req
767. Fuck!Copy !req
768. Bitch.Copy !req
769. Fuck you.Copy !req
770. Motherfucker, come on.Copy !req
771. I can feel your fear.Copy !req
772. It's like a strange smell.Copy !req
773. - Hey!
- Scat!Copy !req
774. You want her?Copy !req
775. Then back off, or I'll slit
her fucking throat.Copy !req
776. No, no, no, don't, don't, don't.Copy !req
777. Don't hurt her.Copy !req
778. Don't do that. Don't do that.Copy !req
779. You can kill me.Copy !req
780. Venus.Copy !req
781. Baby, no!Copy !req
782. No!Copy !req
783. Baby. No!Copy !req
784. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
785. We can't.Copy !req
786. Do it. Do it.Copy !req
787. No! No! No!Copy !req
788. No!Copy !req
789. What do you want to do with her, Charly?Copy !req
790. What is the next step?Copy !req
791. We must calculate
the next step very carefully.Copy !req
792. Death-Head was our safety net.Copy !req
793. But since he has expired...Copy !req
794. Could I suggest Bash-Head?Copy !req
795. He can't be trusted
to close the deal properly, no.Copy !req
796. Fuck you, bitch.Copy !req
797. - Maybe Rage-Head.
- Too irrational.Copy !req
798. Fuck.Copy !req
799. I believe there is only one logical...Copy !req
800. and still compelling choice.Copy !req
801. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
802. Doom-Head.Copy !req
803. Fuck, fuck. Bitch.Copy !req
804. Are we in agreement on that decision?Copy !req
805. Agreed.Copy !req
806. Fucking yeah.Copy !req
807. It is Doom-Head.Copy !req
808. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
809. Who's going to make the call?Copy !req
810. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
811. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
812. - Fuck.
- Don't answer that phone.Copy !req
813. Don't answer it.Copy !req
814. It can wait, don't answer it.Copy !req
815. Fuck, you don't stop now.Copy !req
816. This is business.Copy !req
817. Yeah?Copy !req
818. Thing is, I really wasn't planning
on working this year.Copy !req
819. Right now, I got
a pretty decent piece of pussy...Copy !req
820. with a big 'ol ass
spread right in front of me.Copy !req
821. Double last year's fee.Copy !req
822. Done. I'll be there in 90 minutes.Copy !req
823. Who was that?Copy !req
824. Fuck off.Copy !req
825. Who was it, baby?Copy !req
826. That, believe it or not...Copy !req
827. was Mr. None Of-Your-Fucking-Business.Copy !req
828. Yeah, well, what the fuck
am I supposed to do?Copy !req
829. Well, you can stick your fingers
in your dripping twat...Copy !req
830. and finish yourself off,
or get the fuck out.Copy !req
831. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.Copy !req
832. You know, you're pretty full of yourself.Copy !req
833. Nobody messes with Mr. Big Shot.
Well, fuck you.Copy !req
834. Bitch, when you run
a perfect game day after day...Copy !req
835. ain't luck, hon. Skill.Copy !req
836. Can I at least take a shower before I go?Copy !req
837. Negative.Copy !req
838. Take that sticking ass and hit the bricks.Copy !req
839. Do you hear that?Copy !req
840. God, I love that song.Copy !req
841. Shit. I wish I was in California.Copy !req
842. What am I working with?Copy !req
843. Four hours and thirty-seven minutes.Copy !req
844. I can kill your whole family
in that amount of time.Copy !req
845. I'm not crazy, I'm in control.Copy !req
846. I'm not crazy, I'm in control.Copy !req
847. I'm not crazy, I'm in control!Copy !req
848. I'm not. Fuck!Copy !req
849. Fuck!Copy !req
850. Fuck!Copy !req
851. Gentlemen.Copy !req
852. Take the rest of the night off.Copy !req
853. I'll handle it from here.Copy !req
854. Murder school...Copy !req
855. well, it's now in session.Copy !req
856. Hey, bitch.Copy !req
857. Did you really think cutting
my head off was going to keep me down?Copy !req
858. I got that motherfucker sewn back
on pronto, and I am feeling groovy.Copy !req
859. See, we ain't human around here.
No, no, no.Copy !req
860. Ain't you learned shit, yet?Copy !req
861. Hey, brother, looky over here.Copy !req
862. You want to see something mad funny?Copy !req
863. Hey, there number five.Copy !req
864. Welcome to the party.Copy !req
865. Here's your first question.Copy !req
866. What's sicker than fucking
a pregnant bitch?Copy !req
867. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
868. What is sicker than fucking
a pregnant bitch?Copy !req
869. Getting a blowjob from the baby.Copy !req
870. - Do another one, man.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
871. Next one, number five.Copy !req
872. What is the difference
between an onion and a whore?Copy !req
873. Oh, shucks, I don't know.Copy !req
874. Though I should, 'cause I am a whore.
What is it?Copy !req
875. Wait, wait, wait, I know this one.Copy !req
876. Let me do it, let me do it.Copy !req
877. All right, brother, you go ahead.Copy !req
878. The difference between an onion
and a whore is...Copy !req
879. I cry when I cut onions.Copy !req
880. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.Copy !req
881. It's okay.Copy !req
882. It's okay.Copy !req
883. It's all right.Copy !req
884. Roscoe.Copy !req
885. I had the worst nightmare.Copy !req
886. How can a nightmare
be any worse than this reality?Copy !req
887. It can't.Copy !req
888. How long was I asleep?Copy !req
889. I don't know.Copy !req
890. At this point I don't know...Copy !req
891. if it's a minute or an hour.Copy !req
892. Where's Charly?Copy !req
893. Hey, did...Copy !req
894. Where's Charly?Copy !req
895. She went down the hall
to see what she could find.Copy !req
896. You let her go out on her own?Copy !req
897. Like I was going to stop her?Copy !req
898. You idiot. An idiot.Copy !req
899. She specifically said
for you to stay here.Copy !req
900. Well, that's not going to happen.Copy !req
901. Come on, Venus.Copy !req
902. Give me a fucking break.Copy !req
903. Excuse me for asking, father...Copy !req
904. but what exactly is the protocol
if we have a survivor?Copy !req
905. Doom-Head has never failed us.Copy !req
906. He will deliver, as expected.Copy !req
907. I mean no disrespect,
but that was not the question.Copy !req
908. I suggest you make sure
your final wagers are in order.Copy !req
909. Lovely. Thank you, darling, thank you.Copy !req
910. Lovely, lovely, lovely.Copy !req
911. Right, my wager.Copy !req
912. Five million.Copy !req
913. I respectfully decline. I am out.Copy !req
914. Of course you are.Copy !req
915. Playing with the big boys
isn't everyone's cup of tea.Copy !req
916. I will take that bet.Copy !req
917. And double it.Copy !req
918. Charly?Copy !req
919. All right, now we have ourselves a game.Copy !req
920. So, let us continue.Copy !req
921. Charly?Copy !req
922. You smell that?Copy !req
923. Odd smell.Copy !req
924. I didn't yank my crusty old dong
out of some whore's asshole...Copy !req
925. for a quickie wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
926. I came to get down and dirty.Copy !req
927. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
928. Please...Copy !req
929. let them live.Copy !req
930. What is it about me that gives you...Copy !req
931. some impression that I would spare them?Copy !req
932. 'Cause if that's the case...Copy !req
933. then I really got to work
on my person to person demeanor.Copy !req
934. Unfortunately...Copy !req
935. those other fools and idiots gave you
the most worthless feeling.Copy !req
936. And that feeling is hope.Copy !req
937. The unicorn alive
shitting the magic rainbow...Copy !req
938. it's but an illusion.Copy !req
939. Life is nothing
but the stinking filthy boneyard...Copy !req
940. of dead rotting tramps.Copy !req
941. Did you see Venus?Copy !req
942. What are you talking about, man?
I left her here with you.Copy !req
943. Fuck me.Copy !req
944. Attention, attention.Copy !req
945. Three hours and four minutes.Copy !req
946. How time flies.Copy !req
947. Victorious warriors win first,
then go to war.Copy !req
948. While defeated warriors...Copy !req
949. they go to war first then seek to win.Copy !req
950. Which are you?Copy !req
951. I'm a gentleman of war.Copy !req
952. So I'll give you a moment
of peace and tranquility...Copy !req
953. with your fallen comrade.Copy !req
954. By the way...Copy !req
955. the doors to the outside world
are now officially open.Copy !req
956. Feel free to wander the grounds.Copy !req
957. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
958. It's a fucking dead end.
A goddamn dead end.Copy !req
959. Damn.Copy !req
960. What's this?Copy !req
961. This, this, this.Copy !req
962. This is fucking it. This is fucking it.Copy !req
963. Help me, help me. This is it.Copy !req
964. - Come on.
- It's rising.Copy !req
965. Come on. Help me.Copy !req
966. What do you think?Copy !req
967. It's your best chance.Copy !req
968. You mean our best chance.Copy !req
969. No, I don't. I can't get down there.Copy !req
970. After everything,
this is where you bail on me?Copy !req
971. No, this shit ain't over.Copy !req
972. I can't get down there. I can't.Copy !req
973. You can.Copy !req
974. Fuck, he's coming. Get in there.Copy !req
975. I'll hold him off as long as I can.Copy !req
976. Wait, I'm not leaving.Copy !req
977. Fucking go.Copy !req
978. - I'm not leaving without you.
- Get the fuck down there.Copy !req
979. - Get the fuck in there.
- Get in here with me.Copy !req
980. Stupid bitch, get in there.
Shut the fuck up and get out of here.Copy !req
981. Get the fuck in there.Copy !req
982. At least I get to die in the fresh air.Copy !req
983. Hey, fuck head!Copy !req
984. Get over here!Copy !req
985. Get the fuck over here, fuck head!Copy !req
986. You trying to fight me or fuck me?Copy !req
987. Fuck you.Copy !req
988. Fuck.Copy !req
989. Number five.Copy !req
990. Boo.Copy !req
991. In moments of great
accomplishment such as this...Copy !req
992. I feel the need to celebrate.Copy !req
993. I found that the best of times...Copy !req
994. happens exactly at the point
we lose track of them.Copy !req
995. We must train ourselves to extend
the moment and learn to live.Copy !req
996. Smoke in times of rest...Copy !req
997. is a great companion
to the solitary soldier.Copy !req
998. You know who said that?Copy !req
999. Do you know said that?Copy !req
1000. Do you really think I give a fuck?Copy !req
1001. It was everyone's favorite
revolutionary Marxist, Che Guevara.Copy !req
1002. Except, I think he smoked a pipe.Copy !req
1003. I always thought I'd appear
rather pretentious with a pipe.Copy !req
1004. Look into the eyes of a true champion.Copy !req
1005. Look.Copy !req
1006. Look into the eyes of a true champion.Copy !req
1007. Look into the eyes of a true champion.Copy !req
1008. Look into the eyes of a true champion.Copy !req
1009. That's a good girl.Copy !req
1010. It's all okay.Copy !req
1011. Catch your breath.Copy !req
1012. Catch your breath. It's okay.Copy !req
1013. It's okay.Copy !req
1014. There you go.Copy !req
1015. Relax, little girl.Copy !req
1016. Well, well, well...Copy !req
1017. shall we do this white chapel style, then?Copy !req
1018. Bloody red tears, my dear Mary Kelly.Copy !req
1019. I have to say I do respect you.Copy !req
1020. But...Copy !req
1021. it's time to die.Copy !req
1022. Weapons down. Weapons down.Copy !req
1023. Motherfucker!Copy !req
1024. Thirty-one has come to an end.Copy !req
1025. You lucky fucking dirty little cunt.Copy !req
1026. It seems the unthinkable has happened.Copy !req
1027. We have a winner.Copy !req
1028. What exactly will you do with her?Copy !req
1029. I'm going to have to get back
to you on that one.Copy !req
1030. Thank you for another exciting year of 31.Copy !req