1. - Legs need exercise. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
2. Huh? Come on over here.
Let's sit with Mr. Hollingworth.Copy !req
3. This is our indoor therapy pool. You'll probably
be doing most of your work in here.Copy !req
4. None of our patients
can really stand the sun. Millie.Copy !req
5. Yes, Miss Bunweill?Copy !req
6. - This is Pinky Rose. She'll be starting with us today.
- Hi.Copy !req
7. - Hi.
- I want you to get her a suit and a locker...Copy !req
8. and show her the routine
the way you did with Alcira.Copy !req
9. Okay, but I got Mr. Shaw
for after lunch.Copy !req
10. Peggy can take over for you.
Millie's one of our best girls.Copy !req
11. - She'll show you how simple it really is.
- Okay.Copy !req
12. Okay, after lunch.Copy !req
13. - What'll I do till then?
- You can have lunch in the café...Copy !req
14. and meet Millie
in the locker room afterwards.Copy !req
15. I wanna see you
before you leave tonight.Copy !req
16. Ten more and you're finished.Copy !req
17. Yep.Copy !req
18. Just keep 'em movin'.Copy !req
19. - You could do some of these, too, Mr. Hollingworth, you know?
- I've done 'em.Copy !req
20. - No, it doesn't.
- It's $ 100 a day.Copy !req
21. - No, it's $50 a day.
- Since when?Copy !req
22. I'm savin'for one of those
new microwave ovens I've been readin'about.Copy !req
23. You can cook a hot dog
in three minutes.Copy !req
24. I like mine burned crisp, and you can
set it to burn food just like ya like it.Copy !req
25. I've already got 43 and a half
books saved up.Copy !req
26. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
27. I think I'll have the...
chicken-fried steak with gravy.Copy !req
28. You know the Breck girl?
Well, they're havin' a contest to find a new one...Copy !req
29. and I'm gonna send
my best picture in.Copy !req
30. Hi. I'm Pinky.
Remember me? At lunch?Copy !req
31. That wasn't me.Copy !req
32. - I thought you had the day off.
- I did.Copy !req
33. Old Big-Buns called me in
to work for her.Copy !req
34. Mmm, sorry.
I gotta break in a new girl.Copy !req
35. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
36. I don't know why she picks me.
There's nothin'to teach.Copy !req
37. That's probably why.Copy !req
38. - Do you guys know how to play Scrabble?
- No.Copy !req
39. It's a real good game.
You can learn a lot of new words.Copy !req
40. My roommate's got this boyfriend
who's really good at it.Copy !req
41. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
42. He knows some words
I've never even heard of before.Copy !req
43. - Well, they say they want a receptionist.
- "Orator."Copy !req
44. - It's in the dictionary, all right.
- Two of'em or one?Copy !req
45. - Two.
- I think it's some kind of, oh, professional talker or something.Copy !req
46. - That's where I could've worked.
- You're too short.Copy !req
47. But the most unusual one
was "zebus."Copy !req
48. - You know what zebus are?
- Mm-mmm. - No.Copy !req
49. - The humps on a camel's back.
- Ohh.Copy !req
50. I didn't like the guy that I was with
too much, though.Copy !req
51. All he wanted to do
was make up dirty words.Copy !req
52. We weren't gonna play
that way.Copy !req
53. - You know what we had for dinner?
- What'd you have?Copy !req
54. Tuna casserole.
I cooked it.Copy !req
55. - Was it any good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
56. I got this whole book of recipes that I'm keepin'.
And I list 'em by how long they take to make.Copy !req
57. You know, if you only have 20 minutes,
you just look under 20 minutes...Copy !req
58. and it tells ya all the kind of things
that you can make in that amount of time.Copy !req
59. That makes sense.Copy !req
60. It's real good.Copy !req
61. It's really not a book,
but a kind of file with times marked on it.Copy !req
62. You don't say.Copy !req
63. - Pretty good.
- Uh-huh. Couldn't improve it —Copy !req
64. Oh, um —
Polly, this is Pinky.Copy !req
65. Pinky, that's Polly.Copy !req
66. - Hi, Millie.
- Hi.Copy !req
67. - It is Pinky, isn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
68. - Okay, let's go get you a suit that fits.
- Okay.Copy !req
69. You ever worked
in these kind of places before?Copy !req
70. No. This is my first job
in California.Copy !req
71. They're not very big
with the salaries here. Oof.Copy !req
72. - You're a little like me, aren't ya?
- Yeah.Copy !req
73. This looks like
it's about as best as we can do.Copy !req
74. - Why don't you put this on? I'll wait for you outside.
- Okay.Copy !req
75. After you've checked the list in the morning,
you'll know who you're supposed to have.Copy !req
76. There'll be a time
written right by each name.Copy !req
77. You'll meet 'em here
and they'll give you their cards.Copy !req
78. Okay, suppose you got Mr. Shaw and it says,
on his card, uh, "Mineral pool and rest."Copy !req
79. Well, you get him
to enter the water right away.Copy !req
80. Ten minutes is the max, though,
like it says on that wall.Copy !req
81. Then you get him out,
wrap him up and put him on a chaise lounge...Copy !req
82. and he's gotta stay there for at least 20 minutes
before he can go back in.Copy !req
83. Now, you're gonna
play the patient...Copy !req
84. and I'm gonna take ya in.Copy !req
85. First we gotta take off
our robes and our shoes.Copy !req
86. Okay. Robe. Take off our shoes.Copy !req
87. Okay, now,
what's wrong with ya?Copy !req
88. - Nothin'?
- Well, there's gotta be somethin'wrong with ya.Copy !req
89. - My bathing suit's too big?
- No.Copy !req
90. I mean, why else would you be here if it weren't
somethin' like your legs or your arms or—Copy !req
91. There's gotta be
somethin'wrong with ya.Copy !req
92. Oh, my back!
Oh, my back.Copy !req
93. - And my leg. My leg. My leg hurts.
- Okay, your back and your legs.Copy !req
94. - This is for people with bad backs and legs.
- Thank you.Copy !req
95. - Now, you're gonna have to take it real slow and easy now.
- Okay.Copy !req
96. - We don't want you to get hurt.
- Okay.Copy !req
97. - Just be careful 'cause it's real slippery.
- Okay.Copy !req
98. - Just take it easy.Copy !req
99. - Okay.
- Doesn't that feel good?Copy !req
100. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
101. - Oh, it's hot.
- Come on back up.Copy !req
102. It's 106º.Copy !req
103. You know, my grandmother had
a bad back and leg, too.Copy !req
104. - She did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
105. Okay, now, do you wanna stoop
and get all the way in?Copy !req
106. I don't know.
Am I supposed to?Copy !req
107. - Not you. That's what you're supposed to ask them.
- Oh.Copy !req
108. - You have to kind of humor 'em.
- Oh.Copy !req
109. - Sort of talk 'em into what they're supposed to do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
110. Okay, now, follow me.Copy !req
111. I don't believe it.Copy !req
112. - If Bunweill had seen that you'd be in hot trouble.
- You said all the way.Copy !req
113. Well, now let's go do
some exercises over here.Copy !req
114. - It's okay.Copy !req
115. Now we're gonna exercise
these hurt legs.Copy !req
116. What's the matter?
Haven't ya ever seen twins before?Copy !req
117. These are our individual hot tubs. The
water comes directly from the springs to here.Copy !req
118. And over here
ya got your rest area.Copy !req
119. They probably won't let ya work the tubs
until you've been here a week or two.Copy !req
120. There's really
nothin' to it...Copy !req
121. but ya just gotta know
when somebody's gettin' a bad reaction.Copy !req
122. Sometimes they can't get out by themselves,
and if you leave 'em in too long they could die.Copy !req
123. - They could die?
- Yeah. Uh-oh.Copy !req
124. About that floater we had yesterday—Copy !req
125. Oh, Graham,
I don't know how that happened.Copy !req
126. Took her blood pressure
and she was fine.Copy !req
127. Next she's floating
face down in the pool.Copy !req
128. - Is our, uh, malpractice premium for this quarter paid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
129. - Lammoreaux?
- Yes, Dr. Maas?Copy !req
130. - How is Miss Rose doing?
- Just fine, Dr. Maas.Copy !req
131. Well, good.
You two should, uh, get along very well.Copy !req
132. - Don't you have something in common?
- What?Copy !req
133. I don't know. Aren't you both
from Texas or something?Copy !req
134. - Couldn't you find a suit that fits you better, Rose?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
135. - No, ma'am.
- Well, try.Copy !req
136. Vivian, have you ever been to Texas?Copy !req
137. - Is your name Lammoreaux?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
138. - You French?
- Nah, I'm American.Copy !req
139. - Are you from Texas?
- Yeah, near Longview. You?Copy !req
140. I'm from Houston, but I've been
in California for about three years now.Copy !req
141. You can have this locker
right over here next to mine.Copy !req
142. Thank you.Copy !req
143. Here's your card, Rose.
Do not punch in until you are dressed.Copy !req
144. Same thing in the evening when you punch out.
You punch first, change after and be punctual.Copy !req
145. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
146. The Wurtzes went to Hawaii on a real ocean liner.Copy !req
147. Like the kind you see
on The Late Show.Copy !req
148. They brought me a whole pamphlet
full of color pictures.Copy !req
149. - They had a lei for me, too, but...Copy !req
150. it wilted by the time
they got here.Copy !req
151. It's all so colorful
and exotic.Copy !req
152. - Everything from the sky at sunset to the Hilton Hotel.
- It's too hot there.Copy !req
153. Someday I'm gonna go there.Copy !req
154. A boyfriend of mine used to live there.
He even dated a hula dancer.Copy !req
155. - You wouldn't believe some stories I've heard about hula dancers.Copy !req
156. They're real exotic, too.Copy !req
157. You can take hula dancin' lessons now
down at Macy's Salon of Dance.Copy !req
158. I might do it.
I like it.Copy !req
159. It's only $12.Copy !req
160. I think it's sexy.Copy !req
161. All you get is a bunch of lettuce
and a taco shell.Copy !req
162. - Lettuce is right. You won't gain weight.
- That's not nutrition.Copy !req
163. - A little bit ofbeans—
- But that gives you gas.Copy !req
164. There you are, Rose.
Who's breaking you in, Alcira or Doris?Copy !req
165. - Millie Lammoreaux.
- Did she show you the tubs?Copy !req
166. - I saw them.
- Did she show you the routine in the tubs?Copy !req
167. - I think I know what to do.
- You do, do you?Copy !req
168. Alcira will show you.
In case I don't see her, you tell her.Copy !req
169. - Is that clear?
- Yes, ma'am. Is Millie here?Copy !req
170. Millie most definitely is not here,
and I need every girl I've got tomorrow.Copy !req
171. - Is he asleep?
- Probably.Copy !req
172. Can he hear us?Copy !req
173. - His hearing aid's out.
- Oh.Copy !req
174. How long have you known Millie?Copy !req
175. Millie?Copy !req
176. - You know, Millie Lammoreaux?
- Mmm.Copy !req
177. I don't know.
A few months, I suppose. Why?Copy !req
178. I don't know.
Just wondered.Copy !req
179. She sure is nice,
isn't she?Copy !req
180. I don't see her too much.Copy !req
181. Just seems like she always does
everything right.Copy !req
182. Doris, the Chinese one?
She and I are best friends.Copy !req
183. Wonder where she is today.Copy !req
184. We don't like the twins.Copy !req
185. You'll learn about them soon enough.Copy !req
186. Hope she's not sick.Copy !req
187. I sure do miss her.Copy !req
188. Miss Lombardi?
You asleep?Copy !req
189. Guess you are.Copy !req
190. And she came into my room with
a whole bushel basket full of tomatoes.Copy !req
191. I hardly ever dream about her, but when I do,
she's always bringin' me somethin'.Copy !req
192. But tomatoes?
I don't even like tomatoes.Copy !req
193. Whenever I cook spaghetti I just cook it
with butter and garlic and salt.Copy !req
194. Can't understand it.Copy !req
195. You all ready for your bath?Copy !req
196. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
197. - Just be real careful.Copy !req
198. I haven't seen her
since I was 11.Copy !req
199. But tomatoes?Copy !req
200. I mean, why would my mother
bring me tomatoes?Copy !req
201. Okay, you just stay right here and I'll be right back.Copy !req
202. I have to go
to the little girls' room.Copy !req
203. Okay, Miss Lombardi,
you wait right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
204. Gotta go
to the little girls'room.Copy !req
205. - Hi, Millie. Remember me, Pinky?
- Sure I do.Copy !req
206. Where you been the last couple of days?
I thought maybe you were sick.Copy !req
207. No, my roommate moved in with her boyfriend.
I had to help 'em.Copy !req
208. - All the way to Riverside.
- Oh.Copy !req
209. - Wanna go to lunch with me?
- It's okay with me.Copy !req
210. They had really good tamales yesterday.Copy !req
211. - They were canned but tasted
just like Texas to me — - Uh-oh.Copy !req
212. - Rose.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
213. - You left Miss Lombardi alone.
- Only for a minute.Copy !req
214. I wanna see you in my office
before you go to lunch.Copy !req
215. - Do you understand?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
216. - It won't happen again, Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
217. - Have you seen Millie?
- No. - Wanna have lunch?Copy !req
218. - No, I'm supposed to eat with Millie.
- She eats at the hospital.Copy !req
219. I don't think this is good enough for her.
Right, Alcira?Copy !req
220. No interns here.
That's for sure.Copy !req
221. - The hospital?
- Across the street, but it costs twice as much.Copy !req
222. Say, there's a pool where I live
and I don't have a roommate anymore.Copy !req
223. So why don't y'all
come over for dinner one night?Copy !req
224. We could play
a great game of Scrabble.Copy !req
225. I've got this new recipe I've been wantin'
to try out. It's called penthouse chicken.Copy !req
226. You make it with a can
of tomato soup.Copy !req
227. Takes a whole hour to cook,
but believe me, it's worth it.Copy !req
228. - Say, would you check my glands for me?
- What?Copy !req
229. My neck glands.Copy !req
230. - They've really been swollen all week.
- They look like they're fine.Copy !req
231. Are you sure? I've really been feeling
sluggish a lot lately.Copy !req
232. - What's a French dip sandwich?
- A French roll with beef and juice on the side.Copy !req
233. - Would you like one?
- I'll just take melon... or pie.Copy !req
234. Oh, I forgot to tell you about dessert.Copy !req
235. We're having banana pops.
You ever had those before?Copy !req
236. They're frozen bananas dipped in hot chocolate,
and then before they get too dry...Copy !req
237. you roll 'em around real quick
in Rice Krispies.Copy !req
238. Read about it in McCall's.Copy !req
239. They give you a whole bunch of recipes
you can make with Rice Krispies.Copy !req
240. - Hi, Morley.
- Hi.Copy !req
241. Good enough.Copy !req
242. What are you reading?Copy !req
243. - The want ads.
- What for? You're not gonna change jobs, are ya?Copy !req
244. For my wife.Copy !req
245. - What does she want?
- A new sofa.Copy !req
246. I just got a new sofa, too.Copy !req
247. Actually it's an old sofa, but I repainted it
and re-covered it and everything so it looks new.Copy !req
248. - You lookin' for anything else?
- No.Copy !req
249. - A gun for your wife?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
250. Last week.Copy !req
251. Instructed her.
Took her out on the shooting range.Copy !req
252. - She feels safe now.Copy !req
253. Guess I better be goin'.Copy !req
254. - See ya later.Copy !req
255. Sure was nice
talkin' to you guys.Copy !req
256. I'll probably
see ya tomorrow.Copy !req
257. - Judith Goldstein, 6181.
- Bye.Copy !req
258. - Judith Goldstein, 6181.Copy !req
259. - [Man #1] Quiet lady, very quiet.
- [Man #2] That's good for you.Copy !req
260. [Man #2]
I think you're a fool.Copy !req
261. - [Man #3] This peach pie is really stale.
- Bye.Copy !req
262. Wonder if they'd give me
a fresh piece if I took it back.Copy !req
263. [Man #2]
You're really a fool.Copy !req
264. [Man #3]
She feels protected by the gun, right?Copy !req
265. [Man #3]
She felt totally intimidated. Boy—Copy !req
266. - Do you like yellow and purple?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
267. They're my favorite colors.
Like irises.Copy !req
268. I love irises.
I love flowers.Copy !req
269. And candlelight.
They're so romantic.Copy !req
270. - It's a surefire way to win a man in one night.
- Oh.Copy !req
271. Good atmosphere and food.Copy !req
272. You remember that old sayin'?
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."Copy !req
273. Well, it's true a lot of times.Copy !req
274. Boy, it sure was lucky for me
you needed a roommate.Copy !req
275. Ooh!
What is this place?Copy !req
276. Disneyland?Copy !req
277. Nah, it's a bar.
This is my hangout.Copy !req
278. - Lot of guys hang out here, too. Mostly cops.
- Oh, a tepee! Oh!Copy !req
279. Oh, great. Come on.Copy !req
280. A miniature golf course! Oh!Copy !req
281. I love miniature golf!Copy !req
282. I do, too,
but it's been closed for years. Come on.Copy !req
283. Look, Millie. They caught up with me.Copy !req
284. - God.
- They caught up with me.Copy !req
285. - Come on, will ya? I told ya there's cops in here.
- Oh. Oh. Cops.Copy !req
286. - Let's go get a beer and see who's here.Copy !req
287. You'll like it.
It's air-conditioned.Copy !req
288. Looks deserted. Some of the guys
are probably out back ridin' dirt bikes, though.Copy !req
289. Yep.Copy !req
290. What's that?Copy !req
291. Oh. That's just Willie.
She paints those weird things all over the place.Copy !req
292. - She paint this, too?
- Yeah. It's a sand paintin' with bullet holes.Copy !req
293. - Want a cigarette?
- Yeah.Copy !req
294. You hadn't seen
Dirty Gertie yet.Copy !req
295. Pull her bow and she'll say hello.
I'm gonna go put on some music.Copy !req
296. - She spit on me!Copy !req
297. - Millie.Copy !req
298. Millie.Copy !req
299. Hi, Willie. This is my new roommate, Pinky.
This is Willie.Copy !req
300. We'll have a couple of beers.Copy !req
301. She and Edgar run this place.Copy !req
302. They live in that house out back.Copy !req
303. She's gonna have a baby.Copy !req
304. Don't pay any attention to her.
She never says much.Copy !req
305. Wait'll you meet Edgar.
He's really funny.Copy !req
306. He used to be on the Wyatt Earp TV show.
He knows Hugh O'Brian.Copy !req
307. - You drink a lot of beer?Copy !req
308. - Really.Copy !req
309. Edgar, this is my new roommate, Pinky.
Pinky, this is Edgar Hart.Copy !req
310. - Hold it!Copy !req
311. Never trust a dishonest man, my dear.Copy !req
312. He was Hugh O'Brian's stand-in
on Wyatt Earp.Copy !req
313. Stunt double. I did all
of Hugh's stunts for him.Copy !req
314. - What'd you say your name was? Pinky?
- Yeah. That's my nickname.Copy !req
315. My real name's Mildred,
but I hate it.Copy !req
316. Well, you, uh—
You kind oflook like a Pinky to me.Copy !req
317. Freeze! Rattlesnake.Copy !req
318. You'll be safe now, ladies.Copy !req
319. I thought that was a real rock.Copy !req
320. - No. Edgar's always playin'jokes on me like that.Copy !req
321. - How come you didn't tell me your name was Mildred?
- 'Cause I hate it.Copy !req
322. - Well, what do you think my name is?
- Millie.Copy !req
323. - Ohh.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
324. Sure does remind me of Texas.
Doesn't it you?Copy !req
325. - I don't like Texas anymore. But I like it here.
- Me, too.Copy !req
326. - Your folks still live in Texas?
- I don't have any folks.Copy !req
327. Couple of aunts and uncles is all.Copy !req
328. My mother was sick.
Couldn't keep me.Copy !req
329. "Purple Sage Apartments."Copy !req
330. This is my parkin' space.
It's the best one.Copy !req
331. Get your stuff out.Copy !req
332. You sure don't have
very many things.Copy !req
333. I left most of my stuff with the family
I've been livin' with.Copy !req
334. It was old stuff anyway.
Oh.Copy !req
335. This is our mailbox.Copy !req
336. You should get yourself a little tag
and put it on here so you can get your mail.Copy !req
337. Uck. Ugly underwear.Copy !req
338. Oh, good. Neiman Marcus.Copy !req
339. Another contest.Copy !req
340. Baby stuff. I don't need that.Copy !req
341. Millie.Copy !req
342. Oh, yeah. Willie did that a long time ago.
She and Edgar own this place.Copy !req
343. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
344. Oh, hi, Tom.
How's your cold?Copy !req
345. Oh, Millie.Copy !req
346. Ohh.Copy !req
347. Ya like it?Copy !req
348. I love it.
It's so beautiful.Copy !req
349. Look at that big kitchen.Copy !req
350. I don't believe it.
This little stove. Oh.Copy !req
351. It's perfect.Copy !req
352. I decorated
most of it myself.Copy !req
353. - Who was that guy out there?
- I told ya about Edgar.Copy !req
354. No, no. That cute guy.Copy !req
355. - Oh, you mean Tom.
- Yeah.Copy !req
356. - Is — Is he your boyfriend? He is, isn't he?
- He'd like to be.Copy !req
357. He's always askin' me out
and everything...Copy !req
358. but I'm not gonna go out with him
until he gets over that cold.Copy !req
359. - Wanna go see the bedroom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
360. This is our bedroom.Copy !req
361. - Oh, it's so beautiful.
- And this is my closet. And that's your closet.Copy !req
362. Oh, it's so big.Copy !req
363. - And this is our desk.
- Mmm.Copy !req
364. - And that's my bed, and that's your bed.Copy !req
365. This is my bed. Oh, Millie.Copy !req
366. I love it.Copy !req
367. I couldn't have imagined it
being more perfect.Copy !req
368. Thanks.Copy !req
369. - You know what?
- What?Copy !req
370. You're the most perfect person
I ever met.Copy !req
371. Thanks.Copy !req
372. I don't know if
I'm ever gonna have a kid.Copy !req
373. Just depends on the guy,
I think.Copy !req
374. It's gonna have to be someone
I really wanna have 'em by, though.Copy !req
375. Like when I was born,
it was just an accident.Copy !req
376. Mother and Dad were married and everything,
but... they weren't ready to have a kid.Copy !req
377. I don't blame 'em.
It wasn't their fault.Copy !req
378. Things were different then.Copy !req
379. It's a lot easier
to make a mistake.Copy !req
380. And then where are you?
Nowhere, that's where.Copy !req
381. I plan everything I do.Copy !req
382. I figure out what it is I want,
and then I set out to do it.Copy !req
383. Like this apartment.
I've been decoratin'it ever since I moved in.Copy !req
384. And even if I fell in love with a guy
and wanted to get married...Copy !req
385. I wouldn't move into his place.Copy !req
386. He'd have to move in with me.Copy !req
387. And even then I'd wanna know everything
there is to know about him.Copy !req
388. Includin'money and health.Copy !req
389. Bathroom's empty now.
You can have it.Copy !req
390. Okay.Copy !req
391. - What's that you're wearin'?
- My coat.Copy !req
392. - Don't you have a bathrobe?
- Not yet.Copy !req
393. - Can you sew?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
394. - Okay, you can have this if you can fix it.
- Thanks, Millie.Copy !req
395. Yeah.Copy !req
396. I'm makin'us
some tuna melts for dinner.Copy !req
397. They're real easy and they only take
about 15 minutes to make.Copy !req
398. I'll tell ya how so you can make 'em yourself
in case I'm out on a date or somethin'.Copy !req
399. First you open all the cans andjars
so you'll have 'em ready when you go to mix 'em.Copy !req
400. Then you drain a can of tuna,
and you dump it into a big mixin'bowl.Copy !req
401. Now ya add a tablespoon full
of mayonnaise...Copy !req
402. and some salt and pepper,
and ya taste it to make sure it's okay.Copy !req
403. It's okay.Copy !req
404. Pretty.Copy !req
405. Next ya dice up, not chop up,
some onions and some celery...Copy !req
406. and ya mix 'em in
real even so that...Copy !req
407. you don't get a big bite of onion
or somethin' when you're eatin' it.Copy !req
408. If you don't have
any onions or any celery...Copy !req
409. you can just use some dehydrated onions
or some celery salt.Copy !req
410. That's what I'm doin'.
We didn't have any onions.Copy !req
411. - How'd ya like it?
- Mmm. It's great.Copy !req
412. - It's a lot better with real onions on it.
- I can't tell the difference.Copy !req
413. - You know what I like best about it, though?
- What?Copy !req
414. - You didn't put any tomatoes in it.
- Tomatoes?Copy !req
415. I hate tomatoes. Even when I have spaghetti
I don't put tomato sauce on it.Copy !req
416. - I just use that other white stuff.
- You don't like tomatoes?Copy !req
417. - Me either.Copy !req
418. - They call 'em love apples, but I don't love 'em.
- I don't either.Copy !req
419. - You take the pill?
- Pi —The pill.Copy !req
420. - Well, sometimes.
- Me, too.Copy !req
421. But you can get
a bad reaction from it...Copy !req
422. so I just take it whenever
I know I'm gonna do somethin'.Copy !req
423. - You know what that is?
- That?Copy !req
424. - Yep.
- A shelf.Copy !req
425. - Nope.
- I give up.Copy !req
426. - It's a rollaway bed.
- What for?Copy !req
427. - For whenever we have company.
- Ohh.Copy !req
428. I slept on it a lot before my roommate,
Deidre, moved out.Copy !req
429. I fill in my diary every night,
whether anything happened that day or not.Copy !req
430. Got a lot
to write about today. You.Copy !req
431. I have a new roommate.Copy !req
432. Of all people, it's Pinky,
the new girl at work.Copy !req
433. She's a strange person,
but it's better than waitin'around...Copy !req
434. for some fat nurse
to answer the notice.Copy !req
435. On the way home I took her
to Dodge City for a beer.Copy !req
436. All the guys were ridin'dirt bikes out back,
so we didn't stay long.Copy !req
437. Edgar pulled one of his tricks on Pinky.
She fell for it till the end.Copy !req
438. She sure doesn't have much to her name,
but she does have a sewing machine...Copy !req
439. and maybe will make me
a new dress or somethin'.Copy !req
440. She loves the apartment. I guess
she's never lived in a decorated place before.Copy !req
441. Anyway, we're all settled in.Copy !req
442. Last one in bed
turns out the lights.Copy !req
443. Good night, Millie.Copy !req
444. I hope ya don't mind ridin' the bus
home tonight. I got a hot date.Copy !req
445. - I don't mind.
- Normally, I won't go out with a guy...Copy !req
446. unless he provides for the transportation,
but tonight I'm makin' an exception.Copy !req
447. Jeffo's car is in the shop.
Besides, he's worth makin' an exception for.Copy !req
448. He's real cute.
Oh, yeah, and don't wait up for me.Copy !req
449. - I'll probably be home real late.
- Okay.Copy !req
450. Bye.Copy !req
451. - Have a good time.
- I will.Copy !req
452. - Hi. What ya drinkin'?
- Uh, it's liquor. It's, uh, for somebody else.Copy !req
453. Six and two.
One, two, three, four, five, six —Copy !req
454. Two.Copy !req
455. - Hi, Pat.
- Millie, you're back.Copy !req
456. I hadn't been anywhere.Copy !req
457. If Pinky doesn't have a date,
maybe we'll come down and join ya later.Copy !req
458. How come ya left these
lyin' in the middle of the living room floor?Copy !req
459. - Oh, hi, Millie. Oh, my shoes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
460. What's that
you're wearin'?Copy !req
461. Oh, l-I spilled somethin' on that one
you gave me and I had to borrow yours.Copy !req
462. - Well, I wish you'd ask me first next time.
- Okay.Copy !req
463. Okay.Copy !req
464. - What's this?
- Milk.Copy !req
465. I know it's milk,
but what's it doin' in the bathroom?Copy !req
466. What happened to your date?Copy !req
467. He wanted to go to some striptease joint
and I wasn't about to.Copy !req
468. Say, Tom and some of the guys are settin'up
a swimmin'party downstairs.Copy !req
469. Why don't we get on our suits
and gojoin 'em?Copy !req
470. - I don't have a suit.
- You can borrow one of mine.Copy !req
471. Tsk. Well, I got this sewin'
I wanna finish up and —Copy !req
472. Besides I — I got some readin'
I wanna catch up on.Copy !req
473. Uh-oh. Don't look now
but it's Thoroughly Modern Millie.Copy !req
474. - Top of the stairs making her entrance.Copy !req
475. Uh-oh.
You better start sneezing, man.Copy !req
476. - Hi, Tom.Copy !req
477. - Hi, Tom.
- Hi, Tom.Copy !req
478. You're the guy who took her out.
I don't know what you're laughing about.Copy !req
479. - "Sexual drive.Copy !req
480. "We went to my apartment,
went straight to bed.Copy !req
481. Well, I guess you shouldn't swim
for at least an hour after you've eaten.Copy !req
482. - No.
- This one?Copy !req
483. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
484. - This one?
- Mm-mmm. No.Copy !req
485. - Checking out early, Lammoreaux?Copy !req
486. - No, I came in early.
- Oh. All right.Copy !req
487. - What about
this? - No. - No.Copy !req
488. Okay, a couple of these are signed—Copy !req
489. - Hurry up. It's Friday. I wanna get out of here.
- Okay.Copy !req
490. - What's Friday?
- That's a five.Copy !req
491. You can read it. I can't read it.Copy !req
492. Well, it's very easy.Copy !req
493. - Oh!
- The twins did that.Copy !req
494. - What's this?
- I punched Millie's card by mistake.Copy !req
495. I can't —This is all blurry.
Vivian? Vivian?Copy !req
496. Rose here has punched
Lammoreaux's card...Copy !req
497. and the time out is double-punched,
like it's blurry.Copy !req
498. - I can't read it.
- It was a mistake.Copy !req
499. - I'll take care of this. Where's Millie?
- Thank you.Copy !req
500. - She's getting dressed.
- Get her and come into my office.Copy !req
501. - Don't you get dressed. I wanna take care of this right now.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
502. That's the dumbest thing
you ever did.Copy !req
503. She just loves makin' me late
gettin' out of here on Friday.Copy !req
504. - I'm sorry, Millie.
- Well, hurry up and get dressed.Copy !req
505. If you're not outta there in five minutes,
I'm gonna have to leave without ya.Copy !req
506. It won't take me that long.Copy !req
507. Whoo!Copy !req
508. I wonder what it's like
to be twins.Copy !req
509. - Huh?
- Twins. Bet it'd be weird.Copy !req
510. Do you think they know
which one they are?Copy !req
511. Sure they do.
They'd have to, wouldn't they?Copy !req
512. I don't know.Copy !req
513. Maybe they switch back and forth.Copy !req
514. You know,
one day... Peggy's Polly.Copy !req
515. Another day, Polly's Peggy.Copy !req
516. Who knows?Copy !req
517. Maybe they're the same one
all the time.Copy !req
518. - Can we just talk about somethin' else now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. What?Copy !req
520. Not that way, Pinky.
This way.Copy !req
521. Pinky? Pinky.!
Come on.Copy !req
522. - Hi, guys. This is Pinky, my new roommate.Copy !req
523. - This is Jimmy, Rich, Joe, Johnny and Roger.
- Hi. Hi.Copy !req
524. - Hi, Pinky.
- Pinky.Copy !req
525. - I thought you weren't comin'.
- I'm just a little late. Hi, Jim.Copy !req
526. - Hi, Millie.
- You remember Pinky?Copy !req
527. Pinky, look out!
Oh, boy. Very close.Copy !req
528. - Let's shoot.
- You remember this now?Copy !req
529. - What's the matter, Pinky? Don't ya like guns?Copy !req
530. - There you go. That's good.
- Seemed awful tight.Copy !req
531. - All right. Let me get a good aim on it.
- Ready to go.Copy !req
532. - Right in the— -
- Good.Copy !req
533. - The neck.
- The neck? You killer.Copy !req
534. I'd rather face a thousand crazy savages
than one woman who's learned how to shoot.Copy !req
535. - No, I've been up for hours.Copy !req
536. Well, I kind of got
a tentative date for tonight. Why?Copy !req
537. Really?
Well, it's nothin' I can't get out of.Copy !req
538. I've stood this guy up so many times before
and he just keeps comin' back for more.Copy !req
539. Two extra guys, huh?
Are they cute?Copy !req
540. Oh, yeah. She's all right.
She's kind of quiet, but she's real nice.Copy !req
541. Kind of homey.
No, not homely, homey.Copy !req
542. Okay, see ya tonight. Bye.Copy !req
543. Pinky, wake up.Copy !req
544. - What time is it?
- Early. I hope you don't have any plans for tonight.Copy !req
545. - I don't. Why?
- Well, you remember my ex-roommate, Deidre?Copy !req
546. - Uh-huh. - Well, she, her boyfriend and two
other guys are comin' over for dinner tonight.Copy !req
547. - Here?
- Sure. I'm famous for my dinner parties.Copy !req
548. Tell ya what. I'll go and do the shoppin',
if you'll clean up the apartment, okay?Copy !req
549. Okay.Copy !req
550. - Cigarette lighter. Beautiful.Copy !req
551. Gum wrapper.
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
552. Pigs.Copy !req
553. - Hi, Tom.Copy !req
554. - Hi, Edgar.
- Hi.Copy !req
555. I'm givin' another one
of my special dinner parties tonight.Copy !req
556. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Deidre, Jim and a couple of other guys are comin' over.Copy !req
557. - Uh-huh. - We're havin' pigs in a
blanket and chocolate puddin' tarts.Copy !req
558. Just keep it out of the pool.
It'll be all right.Copy !req
559. - See ya later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
560. My hands are full.Copy !req
561. - Pinky?
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
562. Hi. I just got through.Copy !req
563. - Looks great.
- What'd ya get?Copy !req
564. All kinds of good stuff.Copy !req
565. - Did you get me any gum?
- Yep.Copy !req
566. It's probably on the bottom, though.Copy !req
567. Got wieners
for pigs in a blanket.Copy !req
568. - Oh, great.
- Pringles.Copy !req
569. Now, these are to fill up
those patty shells.Copy !req
570. Oh, they don't have
stuff in 'em?Copy !req
571. - Nope. They come empty.
- Wine! You got wine!Copy !req
572. - Yeah.
- Tickled Pink?Copy !req
573. - And Lemon Satin.
- Lemon Satin.Copy !req
574. And we got all kinds of stuff for dips.Copy !req
575. - Oh, gosh.
- They're Florentine wine goblets.Copy !req
576. Thanks.Copy !req
577. Mmm. Smells good.Copy !req
578. - What are these for?
- They're to sprinkle on top of the chocolate puddin'.Copy !req
579. - Great.
- It's already cooked.Copy !req
580. What do I do now?Copy !req
581. You can start by takin'
some of that cheese spread...Copy !req
582. and squirtin' it all in a circle
on top of those Sociables.Copy !req
583. And then put an olive
on top of each one.Copy !req
584. Okay? Oh, don't eat the whole ones!Copy !req
585. - Just eat the broken ones.
- Oh. Oh.Copy !req
586. That's for the guests.Copy !req
587. - That our dessert?
- Yeah.Copy !req
588. These our hors d'oeuvres?Copy !req
589. I made these once before,
and they were a real big hit.Copy !req
590. Millie.Copy !req
591. - What are you doin'?
- I spilled one.Copy !req
592. - Oh, Pinky.
- We can fill it up with ketchup.Copy !req
593. No, we can't.
It won't taste right.Copy !req
594. - I only had six of'em.
- I won't eat one.Copy !req
595. Then the table won't be even.Copy !req
596. Now I've got to go to the grocery store
and get another one.Copy !req
597. While I'm gone I want you to clean up
this mess you made...Copy !req
598. and put the clean sheets
on the rollaway bed.Copy !req
599. This really cuts down
on my time to get ready.Copy !req
600. In and out, in and out.
I promise, boys. I won't take long.Copy !req
601. Go, go, go.Copy !req
602. - Hey, Red! You live here?Copy !req
603. - Yeah.
- You know, uh, Millie Lammoreaux?Copy !req
604. - Millie Lammoreaux, yeah —
- Yeah, listen. You give her a message, okay?Copy !req
605. I'm Deidre. We were supposed to come by
maybe for a drink or somethin', but—Copy !req
606. Cut that out, will ya?Copy !req
607. We were, uh —
These guys are real hot to trot...Copy !req
608. so we're just gonna go on out to Dodge City
and shoot some tires or somethin'.Copy !req
609. - You tell her maybe we'll see her later.
- Let's go.Copy !req
610. - Okay.
- Thanks a lot, sweetheart.Copy !req
611. - Let's hit the road.
- Good job.Copy !req
612. How do you like it?
It's a Mr. Lamar from Dallas.Copy !req
613. - Isn't it cute?
- They can't come, Millie.Copy !req
614. - Who?
- Deidre and those guys.Copy !req
615. What do you mean,
they can't come?Copy !req
616. Well, I just saw 'em downstairs
when I took the trash down, and...Copy !req
617. they said to tell you they had to go to Dodge City
and they'd see you some other time.Copy !req
618. Well, what about dinner?Copy !req
619. - They didn't say.
- What do you mean they didn't say?Copy !req
620. - What did you say to 'em?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
621. - I didn't say anything.
- Well, look at you.Copy !req
622. I told you to get yourself fixed up.Copy !req
623. You probably
scared 'em away.Copy !req
624. - Millie.
- Just shut up. You ruined everything.Copy !req
625. - You always do.
- We could invite somebody else.Copy !req
626. - Who?
- Well...Copy !req
627. maybe Tom would come,
some of those guys from here.Copy !req
628. Millie?Copy !req
629. Millie.Copy !req
630. We could eat it ourselves.Copy !req
631. We could just
have our own party.Copy !req
632. Where you goin'?Copy !req
633. I'm gonna go find 'em
and have some fun for a change.Copy !req
634. Come on, Pinky. Wake up.Copy !req
635. Huh?Copy !req
636. You gotta sleep
on the rollaway bed tonight.Copy !req
637. - I got company.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
638. Did you have fun?Copy !req
639. - She's out. We can go in now.Copy !req
640. Pinky, baby. Now, did we throw you out
of your little beddy-ni —Copy !req
641. beddy-bye tonight, sweetheart?Copy !req
642. I think we ought to have Pinky join us...
in the fun, huh?Copy !req
643. - I mean, two — But three.
- Come on, Edgar.Copy !req
644. Millie?Copy !req
645. Not one word.Copy !req
646. What do you know
about anything?Copy !req
647. Don't.
What about Willie?Copy !req
648. - I know all about Willie.
- You don't. She's gonna have a baby.Copy !req
649. Why don't you mind your own business
for a change? This has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
650. Ever since you moved in here you've been causing
me grief. Nobody wants to hang around you.Copy !req
651. You don't drink. You don't smoke.
You don't do anything you're supposed to do.Copy !req
652. Well, I'll tell you what. If you don't like
the way I intend to live around here...Copy !req
653. why don't you just move out!Copy !req
654. Any time suits me!
Any time at all!Copy !req
655. Tom.!Copy !req
656. Tom!Copy !req
657. Tom!Copy !req
658. Laurie, call an ambulance.! Call a doctor.!Copy !req
659. - [Man #2] Is she dead?
- I don't know.Copy !req
660. Watch her head.
Watch her head.Copy !req
661. Take her other arm,
her other arm.Copy !req
662. Hurry now.
Get a blanket and a pillow.Copy !req
663. - Are you supposed to turn her over?
- I called an ambulance.Copy !req
664. - Turn her face over.
- No, no. She's okay.Copy !req
665. Watch her head, too.
Look at that.Copy !req
666. - Oh, my God. She's lucky.
- Is she breathing?Copy !req
667. - No, she's okay. She's—Copy !req
668. She's breathing.Copy !req
669. - She's over here.
- Can you tell us what happened?Copy !req
670. Uh, I guess she fell off
the top here. That's all I know.Copy !req
671. - Do you know how long she was in the water?
- I don't know —Copy !req
672. - Why'd she do this?
- [Man #2] I don't know.Copy !req
673. - Who pulled her out? You?
- Yeah, we pulled her out.Copy !req
674. Did you hear when she hit
the water or anything like that?Copy !req
675. - No.
- Yeah. She lives upstairs.Copy !req
676. - That's her roommate.
- Did you see what happened?Copy !req
677. - No.
- Can you help me for a second?Copy !req
678. - Yes.
- How long have you lived with her?Copy !req
679. - I want to take this pillow out from under her head.
- Okay.Copy !req
680. - Not long.
- Not long.Copy !req
681. - Do you know if she may have fallen orjumped?
- No.Copy !req
682. - B.P.'s 80 over 50.
- How old is she?Copy !req
683. - I never asked her.
- You never asked her?Copy !req
684. - No. She's unconscious.
- Okay.Copy !req
685. Okay, do you know if she takes
any kind of medicines or medications?Copy !req
686. No.Copy !req
687. Cervical collar, put it on her.
Excuse me, please.Copy !req
688. Okay, we need a couple of guys
on the sides to steady her...Copy !req
689. as we put her on the gurney.Copy !req
690. It really doesn't look good.Copy !req
691. - Are you gonna lift?
- You guys just steady it when he gets on the end.Copy !req
692. - Then, we'll—
- Okay.Copy !req
693. Dr. Faulkner, 6221.Copy !req
694. Dr. Faulkner, 6221.Copy !req
695. - What time they bring her in?
- About 2:30 this morning.Copy !req
696. - Vital sign changes?
- No changes. Her level's about six.Copy !req
697. - Was that sutured up in E.R.?
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
698. Oh, boy. Never happens
in the daytime, does it?Copy !req
699. - Where's the chart?
- Down at the desk.Copy !req
700. - Nona, give me the chart.
- 122?Copy !req
701. - I don't know.
- Joan, do you have 122?Copy !req
702. - Got a pen?
- Jim Van Duzer...Copy !req
703. 6464.Copy !req
704. Jim Van Duzer, 6464.Copy !req
705. - He took my pen again.
- You're lucky that's all he took.Copy !req
706. - You the roommate?
- Yes. Is she gonna be all right?Copy !req
707. Well, she's unconscious, but —
She's in a coma, actually.Copy !req
708. There's no skull fracture,
so that's good.Copy !req
709. - All we can do now is wait and see.
- Well, when will you know?Copy !req
710. - What about her family? Where are they?
- I don't know.Copy !req
711. - Texas?
- You mean there's no one here?Copy !req
712. - Only me.
- Well, I suggest you try to locate some relative...Copy !req
713. because this girl's
in pretty serious condition.Copy !req
714. - Hey, you got a little piece of tobacco right there.Copy !req
715. - Okay.
- You look kind of tired yourself. You okay?Copy !req
716. - Yeah.
- How about some coffee?Copy !req
717. - What about Pinky?
- She'll be fine.Copy !req
718. - Come on. I'll buy you breakfast.
- No.Copy !req
719. Pinky?Copy !req
720. Don't die.Copy !req
721. I'm sorry. I don't have a listing under that name.Copy !req
722. But I've got to get hold of'em.
Their daughter's been in an accident.Copy !req
723. - What'll I do?
- Do you have an address?Copy !req
724. Just this P.O. Box
in Quitman, Texas.Copy !req
725. - Probably the best thing is send them a telegram.
- A telegram?Copy !req
726. - That'd be the fastest. I'm sorry.Copy !req
727. But I didn't — I don't even know
how to send a telegram.Copy !req
728. Shit.Copy !req
729. His breathing is really getting worse,
and his color is—Copy !req
730. - Hi, Connie.
- Hi, Millie.Copy !req
731. - Has there been any change?
- No. Doctor was just in with her.Copy !req
732. - Can I see her for a minute? I've got some things for her.
- Sure. Five minutes max.Copy !req
733. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
734. Hi, Pinky.
You look real good today. A lot better.Copy !req
735. Your mom and dad are gonna come out
any day now.Copy !req
736. Everybody really misses ya,
especially the twins.Copy !req
737. I brought ya a whole bunch of presents.Copy !req
738. First, I got you this sewin'lesson
I cut out of McCall's.Copy !req
739. And an ad for a computerized sewing machine
that practically sews for you.Copy !req
740. A faint systole at 86.
No diastole I can pick up.Copy !req
741. And I brought you this
beautiful new pink bed jacket.Copy !req
742. - Alcira, you want to sign this card to Pinky?
- Pinky?Copy !req
743. - Pinky Rose.
- Pinky Rose.Copy !req
744. - Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
745. Peggy? You want to sign
this card to Pinky?Copy !req
746. Everybody else did.Copy !req
747. - Lammoreaux.
- You want to sign this card to Pinky?Copy !req
748. You have a personal call on the office phone —
Long distance.Copy !req
749. - Oh, that must be her folks.
- Collect, Lammoreaux.Copy !req
750. - You know that's not allowed.
- But this is really important, Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
751. You know our policy on phone calls,
personal or otherwise.Copy !req
752. And this one happens to be collect,
and how do you intend to pay for it?Copy !req
753. Well, you can take it out
of my paycheck.Copy !req
754. How long ago did the bus
from Texas arrive?Copy !req
755. - An hour ago.
- But somebody called me to pick 'em up...Copy !req
756. and I don't see 'em.Copy !req
757. There's a pay phone over there.Copy !req
758. It was a Mrs. Rose.
She's my roommate's mother.Copy !req
759. - Are you Millie?
- Yes.Copy !req
760. I'm Pinky's mother,
and this is my husband, Y.R.Copy !req
761. - Y.R.?
- Huh?Copy !req
762. - How do you do?
- How do you do?Copy !req
763. Well, Pinky's waitin' on us.Copy !req
764. So shejust fell off the railin'
and landed on her head?Copy !req
765. - Yes, ma'am.
- That'd be Pinky, all right.Copy !req
766. She was always
the fallin' one.Copy !req
767. One time she was jumpin'
up and down on the bed...Copy !req
768. and she fell off and hit her head on the wall
and had to have stitches.Copy !req
769. I know she'll wake up
when she sees you.Copy !req
770. Sure does look like Texas.Copy !req
771. - Hi, Connie.
- Hi.Copy !req
772. - These are Pinky's parents.
- Hello.Copy !req
773. That's Connie.Copy !req
774. The nurses here
are all real nice.Copy !req
775. Wait a minute, please.
You can't go in there.Copy !req
776. This is an intensive care unit.Copy !req
777. These are Pinky's parents.
They came out all the way from Texas on a bus.Copy !req
778. Oh.
And who are you?Copy !req
779. Well, I'm her roommate.
I've been here every day.Copy !req
780. I thought maybe if they talk to her,
she'd wake up.Copy !req
781. Well, all right. But only five minutes.
You people.Copy !req
782. I don't know who
she thinks she is.Copy !req
783. Pinky? Your mom and dad are here.Copy !req
784. That's Pinky, all right.Copy !req
785. Just look at her, Y.R.Copy !req
786. - She's purty as ever.
- What's wrong with her?Copy !req
787. Shh.
You'll wake her up.Copy !req
788. She's in a coma.
All we can do now is wait and see.Copy !req
789. Y.R. Named her Pinky.Copy !req
790. Why doesn't she wake up?Copy !req
791. She's sick.Copy !req
792. - Where's the present?
- What?Copy !req
793. Oh, never mind.
I got it.Copy !req
794. It's for Pinky.
Go ahead and open it.Copy !req
795. Read it.Copy !req
796. "In this kitchen
bright and cheery...Copy !req
797. "daily chores
I'll never shirk.Copy !req
798. So bless this kitchen, Lord,
and bless me as I work. "Copy !req
799. It's for the kitchen.Copy !req
800. What are we supposed
to do now?Copy !req
801. Everybody's well-done, right?Copy !req
802. - Yeah, well, good luck.Copy !req
803. Rare?
I know a hamburger stand—Copy !req
804. I'm happy with it... burned.Copy !req
805. Hi. These are the Roses,
Pinky's parents.Copy !req
806. She's still in a coma,
but we think she's gonna come out of it soon.Copy !req
807. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
808. Oh, I'm sorry I can't have
dinner with you tonight.Copy !req
809. I want to cook
for the Roses.Copy !req
810. Can't have dinner with us.
That's too bad. I was really expecting her.Copy !req
811. - Oh, you want to let me carry that for you?
- Thank you.Copy !req
812. - Safety's the best precaution.
- Thank you.Copy !req
813. One hand on the rail.Copy !req
814. You can have my bedroom to sleep in.
I've got a rollaway in the living room.Copy !req
815. Sure. No problem.
You want super sauce on that one?Copy !req
816. You can stay as long as you want.Copy !req
817. [Man #2] A little barbecue sauce would be nice.
But don't scorch it, please.Copy !req
818. - You'll like it.
- These are all blood rare.Copy !req
819. Can you make it fast?
We've been waiting a halfhour.Copy !req
820. - You'll love 'em.Copy !req
821. Mrs. Rose?
We've got some good news for you.Copy !req
822. Your, uh, daughter started to respond
after you left yesterday...Copy !req
823. and so we've moved her
out of the intensive care unit.Copy !req
824. Uh, she even took a little
orange juice for breakfast.Copy !req
825. You can see her now, but don't talk to her
too much or get her too excited, okay?Copy !req
826. Yeah.Copy !req
827. - Mr. Rose.
- Huh? What?Copy !req
828. Daughter's all right now.
She woke up.Copy !req
829. Oh, good.Copy !req
830. - Well, can we go see her?
- Sure, she's right across the hall.Copy !req
831. Come on, Y.R.Copy !req
832. - Hi, Pinky.
- Hi.Copy !req
833. Look who's here.Copy !req
834. - Who?
- Your parents.Copy !req
835. - What?
- It's your mom and dad.Copy !req
836. They're not my parents.Copy !req
837. Well, sure they are.Copy !req
838. They're not my parents.Copy !req
839. - I've never seen 'em before.
- Pinky, it's Mama.Copy !req
840. - Here's your daddy.
- See?Copy !req
841. - I don't know you.
- Wha-What's the matter with her?Copy !req
842. Well, what is the matter
with you, Pinky?Copy !req
843. What are you tryin'
to do to me?Copy !req
844. Nothin'. They came all the way out
from Texas to see you.Copy !req
845. Don't ya even appreciate it?Copy !req
846. I don't care where they came from.
They're not my parents.Copy !req
847. - They're not my parents.
- But, Pinky—Copy !req
848. - Don't call me Pinky!
- Now you must go outside.Copy !req
849. Get out ofhere.! Get out.! Just get out.!Copy !req
850. - Get out ofhere.! You're not my parents.
- You just relax.Copy !req
851. - They came in here—
- It's all right. You had a concussion.Copy !req
852. No, it's all right. They're going outside.
It's okay. It's all right.Copy !req
853. She said they were my parents,
and I never seen 'em before in my life.Copy !req
854. I'm going to tell you
exactly what the doctor told her parents.Copy !req
855. She's obviously suffering
from temporary amnesia.Copy !req
856. It's not uncommon
in cases like this.Copy !req
857. - Since the —
- Okay, she's asleep.Copy !req
858. Since the presence
of her parents agitates her...Copy !req
859. we suggest she doesn't
see them for awhile.Copy !req
860. She seems to recognize you
and feel comfortable around you...Copy !req
861. so we think, in a few days,
she should be going home with you.Copy !req
862. And her recovery
should be fairly rapid.Copy !req
863. I think she'll be back
at work in a week.Copy !req
864. The doctors really thought
that she was gonna die.Copy !req
865. But what's worse,
there could have been brain damage.Copy !req
866. She asks about each and every one of you,
especially the twins.Copy !req
867. I'm sure if you want to
come by and see her, she'd like it.Copy !req
868. We're gonna eat in here today.
You're probably going to the hospital, huh?Copy !req
869. See you later.Copy !req
870. Hope you don't get
that polish on the bedspread.Copy !req
871. How'd you like
your burger melts?Copy !req
872. - Is there any more milk?
- Yeah. I'll get you some.Copy !req
873. Everybody sure missed you at work.Copy !req
874. Even the twins, and they usually don't care
about anybody but themselves.Copy !req
875. - How you feelin'?
- Okay.Copy !req
876. Wanna watch TV?Copy !req
877. I can bring the set
in here for you.Copy !req
878. God, I hope
I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
879. Oh, it's sour.Copy !req
880. - How could you be pregnant?
- Dr. Norton.Copy !req
881. How do you think?Copy !req
882. He was in my room
all the time.Copy !req
883. Every time I woke up
he was in there.Copy !req
884. Did you...
do anything with him?Copy !req
885. How am I supposed to know?
I was drugged all the time.Copy !req
886. Could've done anything he wanted to.
Probably did.Copy !req
887. Did he say anything?Copy !req
888. About what?Copy !req
889. To let you know if, uh,
he did anything or not.Copy !req
890. He said I ought
to have my own room.Copy !req
891. I'd probably
get well faster.Copy !req
892. - In the hospital or here?
- Both.Copy !req
893. But I told him we just had
this little apartment and...Copy !req
894. it only had one bedroom...Copy !req
895. so it was out of the question.Copy !req
896. One more coat.Copy !req
897. Maybe you should have
your own bedroom.Copy !req
898. What are you gonna do, move out on me?Copy !req
899. No. I could sleep
on the rollaway bed.Copy !req
900. Did it all the time
when Deidre was here.Copy !req
901. - You wouldn't mind?
- No.Copy !req
902. - Are you sure?
- Sure. I'm sure.Copy !req
903. Okay.Copy !req
904. Whatever you want.
I don't care.Copy !req
905. - Don't you remember her, Dr. Maas? Pinky Rose.Copy !req
906. She's all well now,
and she wants to come back to work.Copy !req
907. Rose? I don't —
Lammoreaux, Bunweill's in charge of personnel.Copy !req
908. And if there's no place for her here,
there's no place for her.Copy !req
909. But she's already worked here.Copy !req
910. She's really good, Dr. Maas.Copy !req
911. Everybody liked her.Copy !req
912. Really.Copy !req
913. - Hello?
- Are you okay?Copy !req
914. - Who's this?
- It's me, Millie.Copy !req
915. Oh.Copy !req
916. - What you doin'?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
917. Can I bring you home
something special for dinner?Copy !req
918. No.Copy !req
919. - Are you alone?Copy !req
920. Sure. Why?Copy !req
921. I don't know.Copy !req
922. - I just thought I heard somebody.
- You did.Copy !req
923. - It was me.
- Oh.Copy !req
924. - Okay. See you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
925. Edgar. I told you it was Millie.
You're not supposed to do that.Copy !req
926. - She might hear you.
- Millie.Copy !req
927. No. I do not think
this was a simple mistake.Copy !req
928. The chances of her making up
a Social Security number...Copy !req
929. exactly the same as yours
are very slim.Copy !req
930. She maliciously gave me your number
when she filled out her W-4.Copy !req
931. How could she have?
I didn't even know her then.Copy !req
932. Don't get smart with me.
You can't fool me.Copy !req
933. She told me she couldn't
remember her number...Copy !req
934. and was gonna write home for it,
and, like a fool, I believed her.Copy !req
935. So maybe she forgot to do it
and just gave you mine instead.Copy !req
936. She didn't mean
anything bad by it.Copy !req
937. I don't know what makes it such a big deal.
She's just a little kid.Copy !req
938. I'll tell you what makes it
such a big deal.Copy !req
939. I do not want any discrepancies
in these records.Copy !req
940. I do not want government people
here going through these books.Copy !req
941. I think Rose did this
on purpose.Copy !req
942. I didn't trust her from the very minute
I first laid eyes on her.Copy !req
943. She never did anything wrong on purpose.Copy !req
944. She's just scared of you,
that's all.Copy !req
945. Then she almost died,
and nobody even cared around here.Copy !req
946. You're the bad ones,
not Pinky.Copy !req
947. All you care about's
your time clock...Copy !req
948. and your money
and your dumb books.Copy !req
949. Well, you don't have to worry about any
Social Security numbers anymore, because I quit.Copy !req
950. It's a horrible job.Copy !req
951. And we don't need it.
Neither of us.Copy !req
952. Damn it!Copy !req
953. I don't believe it.Copy !req
954. My car is gone.Copy !req
955. - My car has been stolen.
- Well, call the police.Copy !req
956. I'm going to.Copy !req
957. - "Lammerex"?
- Lammoreaux.Copy !req
958. L- A-M-M-O-R-E-A-U-X.Copy !req
959. - Uh, Millie.
- Lammoreaux, right.Copy !req
960. Millie Lammoreaux.
You live over at the Purple Sage Apartments?Copy !req
961. Yeah.
How do you know?Copy !req
962. - Deidre Black's friend.
- You know Deidre Black?Copy !req
963. Sure I do.
She's my ex-roommate.Copy !req
964. - We came by your house the other day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
965. We stopped by. We were gonna
have a drink or something...Copy !req
966. but we were in a hurry
and went over to Edgar's place.Copy !req
967. [Cop #1] Okay, let's see.
The color of the car was, uh, mustard.Copy !req
968. - Just like your dress, huh?
- No, that's English mustard.Copy !req
969. My car was more
of a French mustard color.Copy !req
970. And, uh, no license
and no registration?Copy !req
971. No, I told you.
It's with the car.Copy !req
972. [Cop #1] Is it possible a friend could've
gotten the car without you knowin'about it?Copy !req
973. No. My roommate doesn't even drive.
Besides, she's sick.Copy !req
974. Is that your car,
right there? Huh?Copy !req
975. - That's it, all right. What's it doin' here?Copy !req
976. Really, I didn't know anything about it.Copy !req
977. Dodge City's about the last place
I'd expect it to be.Copy !req
978. - I don't know who would've brought it here, really.Copy !req
979. - It's crazy.
- You sure that's it?Copy !req
980. I'm sure that's it.
That's my license plate number right there.Copy !req
981. And my decals.Copy !req
982. Look here. They even
left the key in here.Copy !req
983. [Cop #2]
Come on. Let's go inside and see who's in there.Copy !req
984. - Boy, whoever it is is gonna be sorry.Copy !req
985. - Hey, Jim.
- Deidre, what are you doing here?Copy !req
986. - Hi, Millie. Where have you been?
- My car's been stolen.Copy !req
987. - That's where I've been.
- Your car's not been stolen. It's sittin' right out front.Copy !req
988. - I saw the little redhead drive it up.
- What little redhead?Copy !req
989. Little redhead shootin'
out on the range with Edgar.Copy !req
990. - It's been here awhile. A chick drove it.
- Where'd Edgar go?Copy !req
991. - He's out back shootin'.
- Yeah?Copy !req
992. - Do some shootin'later on?
- Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
993. - That's Pinky.
- [Cop #2] Who's Pinky?Copy !req
994. My roommate, damn it.Copy !req
995. - [Cop #2] Case is solved.Copy !req
996. That's good.Copy !req
997. See, once you find your pattern,
then you can adjust to it.Copy !req
998. The main thing is to take
a nice slow squeeze...Copy !req
999. not knowing
when it's gonna go.Copy !req
1000. And take your time.Copy !req
1001. That's fantastic.Copy !req
1002. All right, Pinky.
How come you stole my car? Pinky?Copy !req
1003. I didn't steal your car.Copy !req
1004. - I borrowed it.
- You did not.Copy !req
1005. - You didn't even ask.
- Couldn't find you.Copy !req
1006. - You didn't try very hard.
- I tried hard.Copy !req
1007. You did not. You could've at least told
Doris or Alcira or somebody.Copy !req
1008. - Who took you there to go in and get my keys?
- Tom.Copy !req
1009. Pinky, I had to call
the police and everything.Copy !req
1010. They're sittin' in there
right now waitin' on me.Copy !req
1011. They think somebody stole my car.Copy !req
1012. They're sittin' in there, huh?Copy !req
1013. Well, aren't you the lucky one?Copy !req
1014. Give me a slug of that, huh?Copy !req
1015. - I'm home.Copy !req
1016. - Oh, hi.
- And two.Copy !req
1017. Anybody want another drink?Copy !req
1018. - I do.
- Love one, Rich.Copy !req
1019. - Thanks.
- You're supposed to be restin', Pinky.Copy !req
1020. What do you think
I'm doin'?Copy !req
1021. - You can't do —
- I bought us a barbecued chicken...Copy !req
1022. and I'm gonna make
barbecued chicken melts for dinner.Copy !req
1023. - I told you about 'em before.
- I'm gonna have hamburgers down here with the guys.Copy !req
1024. - You can't.
- What do you mean, I can't?Copy !req
1025. - You can't. I bought all these groceries.Copy !req
1026. Besides, you're not supposed to
be up for too long.Copy !req
1027. Pinky.Copy !req
1028. These guys just happened
to have saved my life...Copy !req
1029. and I'll spend just as much time with them
as I like, thank you.Copy !req
1030. - Patty melt chicken?
- Thank you.Copy !req
1031. - You're welcome.
- Bet you hate that.Copy !req
1032. Champagne taste.Copy !req
1033. "At least I've got her
to move out of the bedroom.Copy !req
1034. "I wish I could remember
more about her.Copy !req
1035. "But I do know she isn't
much fun to be around.Copy !req
1036. "Oh, well. C'est la vie.Copy !req
1037. "Maybe she'll move out,
and I can have the apartment to myself again.Copy !req
1038. "Paying the rent seems
to be the only obstacle.Copy !req
1039. I'm sure it will
work itself out."Copy !req
1040. Didn't you tell me you grew up
near Longview, Texas?Copy !req
1041. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1042. - What town?
- Oh, it was more like a farm.Copy !req
1043. - Was it Quitman?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1044. Why do you ask me
all these questions?Copy !req
1045. Remember those people
I brought to see you at the hospital?Copy !req
1046. The old people?Copy !req
1047. - Yeah.Copy !req
1048. Remember who they were?Copy !req
1049. How am I supposed to know?
They were in the wrong room.Copy !req
1050. Whoever they were,
they were lyin'.Copy !req
1051. Did you get your
Social Security card?Copy !req
1052. What is this,
the third degree?Copy !req
1053. - What are you gettin' at?
- You gave Miss Bunweill my Social Security number...Copy !req
1054. - when you filled out your W-4 form.
- Who says I did?Copy !req
1055. Both Dr. Maas
and Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
1056. Well, they're both wrong.Copy !req
1057. Why would I do
anything like that?Copy !req
1058. I'm just tryin'
to help you, Pinky.Copy !req
1059. Will you stop
callin' me that?Copy !req
1060. How many times do I have to tell you
my name is Mildred?Copy !req
1061. You got it?
It's Mildred!Copy !req
1062. "Edgar's okay, I guess.
But he's pretty old.Copy !req
1063. "At least
he's making me laugh.Copy !req
1064. "That's more than I can say
for what's-her-name.Copy !req
1065. "I've been wondering
about my parents a lot lately...Copy !req
1066. "who they were,
what they did.Copy !req
1067. "Maybe I can trace them someday.Copy !req
1068. "Lammoreaux
is a pretty unusual name.Copy !req
1069. - I bet it's French —"
- How dare you read my diary.Copy !req
1070. Don't you ever touch it again.Copy !req
1071. Do you hear me?Copy !req
1072. Pinky?Copy !req
1073. What's the matter?Copy !req
1074. - I'm scared.
- What of?Copy !req
1075. I had a bad dream.Copy !req
1076. Dreams can't hurt ya.Copy !req
1077. Can I sleep with you?Copy !req
1078. Sure.Copy !req
1079. Where ya goin'?Copy !req
1080. I'm just going
to shut out the light.Copy !req
1081. Oh.! It's okay. It's just me.
I am just— I just came by for a visit.Copy !req
1082. - What are you doin' here?
- I was —Copy !req
1083. There wasn't anybody to talk to,
and I just thought I'd —Copy !req
1084. What are you two doing in bed? You learning
some new tricks from my little Pinky Pinky?Copy !req
1085. - Leave her alone.
- I wasn't gonna hurt anything.Copy !req
1086. Get out of here right now,
or I'm gonna call the police.Copy !req
1087. - The police?
- I mean it.Copy !req
1088. The police, that's funny.
Those are all my pals.Copy !req
1089. If they knew what was happening,
they'd be here...Copy !req
1090. just celebrating,
because at this moment...Copy !req
1091. right now,
I'm becoming a father.Copy !req
1092. - Willie's havin' her baby now?
- Willie's having her baby now.Copy !req
1093. - Who's with her?
- There isn't anybody with her.Copy !req
1094. What do you mean,
there's nobody with her?Copy !req
1095. There's nobody with her.
She doesn't need anybody.Copy !req
1096. - Come on, Pinky.
- She doesn't need me.Copy !req
1097. Where you gonna go, over there?
She doesn't need you either, honey.Copy !req
1098. - She's — Pinky.
- Nobody needs you.Copy !req
1099. - Pinky, why don't you stay here?
- Come on.Copy !req
1100. - Willie, I'm here to take you to the hospital.Copy !req
1101. It's too late. Get a doctor.Copy !req
1102. - Get a doctor.
- Okay.Copy !req
1103. Pinky, go to the hospital and get a doctor
and bring him right back here, you hear me?Copy !req
1104. - Go on, Pinky! Do as I tell you!Copy !req
1105. - Oh.
- God.Copy !req
1106. It's okay now, Willie.Copy !req
1107. Pinky's gone to the hospital
to get you a doctor.Copy !req
1108. - Willie, what should I do?
- Get, uh — Hurry!Copy !req
1109. Get something.Copy !req
1110. Baby's coming. Let me get my—Copy !req
1111. My— Legs —
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1112. L- I don't know
how do this.Copy !req
1113. Ohh.Copy !req
1114. Hold!Copy !req
1115. - Push or something!Copy !req
1116. - Pinky'll be back with the doctor.
- Oh.! Oh.!Copy !req
1117. - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- You should try to push.Copy !req
1118. Oh! Oh! Ohhh!Copy !req
1119. Willie, I don't think I can —Copy !req
1120. Something's coming out.Copy !req
1121. Breathe!
I ca — Ohhh!Copy !req
1122. - There's a head coming out.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1123. - What do I do?Copy !req
1124. It's a head.Copy !req
1125. I think it's not coming out.
It's too big.Copy !req
1126. - Willie. Willie, push!Copy !req
1127. Push, Willie.
It's too big.Copy !req
1128. - There's a lot of blood, Willie.Copy !req
1129. Willie, its head — it's too big.Copy !req
1130. - Willie, push.Copy !req
1131. Willie, I can't deliver it.Copy !req
1132. Willie, it's —
it's a boy.Copy !req
1133. Willie, he's so cold.Copy !req
1134. I don't— I don't think
he's breathing.Copy !req
1135. - Willie, he's so cold.Copy !req
1136. Ohh. My-My baby.Copy !req
1137. He's dead.Copy !req
1138. Y- You never went.Copy !req
1139. You never went!Copy !req
1140. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1141. I'm gonna need to get somebody
to sign for this order.Copy !req
1142. I'll get my mom.Copy !req
1143. She's coming.Copy !req
1144. Hi. I need to get you
to sign this order.Copy !req
1145. Sure is horrible
what happened to old Edgar.Copy !req
1146. Yes. It was a terrible accident.
We're all grieved by it.Copy !req
1147. I just don't
understand it —Copy !req
1148. him being so good with guns
and everything.Copy !req
1149. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1150. Bye. I'll see ya.Copy !req
1151. Come on, Millie.
You're gonna help me fix dinner tonight.Copy !req
1152. The vegetables need washing.
Get that hair outta your face.Copy !req
1153. - Want some Coke?
- Thank you, baby.Copy !req
1154. I just had the most wonderful dream.Copy !req
1155. I was trying to remember it,
but I couldn't.Copy !req
1156. All right, you two.
Time to come inside.Copy !req
1157. Okay.Copy !req
1158. Oh. Damn skirt.Copy !req
1159. I'll fix that for you.Copy !req
1160. Millie, get my sewing basket.Copy !req
1161. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1162. Where is it?Copy !req
1163. You know where it is.Copy !req
1164. Okay.Copy !req
1165. And wash those potatoes for me.Copy !req
1166. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1167. All of them?Copy !req
1168. All of them.Copy !req
1169. And put them in the pot.Copy !req
1170. This pot?Copy !req
1171. I'm not gonna answer that.Copy !req
1172. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1173. Don't know why you have to be so mean to her.Copy !req