1. - Legs need exercise. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
2. Huh? Come on over here.
Let's sit with Mr. Hollingworth.Copy !req
3. This is our indoor therapy pool. You'll
probably be doing most of your work in here.Copy !req
4. None of our patients can
really stand the sun. Millie.Copy !req
5. Yes, Miss Bunweill?Copy !req
6. This is Pinky Rose. She'll
be starting with us today.Copy !req
7. Hi.Copy !req
8. I want you to get her
a suit and a locker...Copy !req
9. and show her the routine the
way you did with Alcira.Copy !req
10. Okay, but I got Mr. Shaw
for after lunch.Copy !req
11. Peggy can take over for you.
Millie's one of our best girls.Copy !req
12. - She'll show you how simple it really is.
- Okay.Copy !req
13. Okay, after lunch.Copy !req
14. - What'll I do till then?
- You can have lunch in the café...Copy !req
15. and meet Millie in the
locker room afterwards.Copy !req
16. I wanna see you before
you leave tonight.Copy !req
17. Ten more and you're finished.Copy !req
18. Yep.Copy !req
19. Just keep 'em movin'.Copy !req
20. You could do some of these,
too, Mr. Hollingworth, you know?Copy !req
21. I've done 'em.Copy !req
22. - No, it doesn't.
- It's $100 a day.Copy !req
23. - No, it's $50 a day.
- Since when?Copy !req
24. I'm savin' for one of those new microwave
ovens I've been readin' about.Copy !req
25. You can cook a hot dog
in three minutes.Copy !req
26. I like mine burned crisp, and you can
set it to burn food just like ya like it.Copy !req
27. I've already got 43 and
a half books saved up.Copy !req
28. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
29. I think I'll have the...
chicken-fried steak with gravy.Copy !req
30. You know the Breck girl? Well, they're
havin' a contest to find a new one...Copy !req
31. and I'm gonna send
my best picture in.Copy !req
32. Hi. I'm Pinky. Remember me?Copy !req
33. - At lunch?
- That wasn't me.Copy !req
34. - I thought you had the day off.
- I did.Copy !req
35. Old Big-Buns called me in
to work for her.Copy !req
36. Mmm, sorry.
I gotta break in a new girl.Copy !req
37. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
38. I don't know why she picks me.
There's nothin' to teach.Copy !req
39. That's probably why.Copy !req
40. - Do you guys know how to play Scrabble?
- No.Copy !req
41. It's a real good game. You can
learn a lot of new words.Copy !req
42. My roommate's got this boyfriend
who's really good at it.Copy !req
43. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
44. He knows some words
I've never even heard of before.Copy !req
45. - Well, they say they want a receptionist.
- "Orator."Copy !req
46. - It's in the dictionary, all right.
- Two of 'em or one?Copy !req
47. - Two.
- I think it's some kind of...Copy !req
48. oh, professional
talker or something.Copy !req
49. - That's where I could've worked.
- You're too short.Copy !req
50. But the most unusual one
was "zebus."Copy !req
51. - You know what zebus are?
- No.Copy !req
52. - The humps on a camel's back.
- Ohh.Copy !req
53. I didn't like the guy that I
was with too much, though.Copy !req
54. All he wanted to do
was make up dirty words.Copy !req
55. We weren't gonna play that way.Copy !req
56. - You know what we had for dinner?
- What'd you have?Copy !req
57. Tuna casserole. I cooked it.Copy !req
58. - Was it any good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. I got this whole book of
recipes that I'm keepin'.Copy !req
60. And I list 'em by how
long they take to make.Copy !req
61. You know, if you only have 20 minutes,
you just look under 20 minutes...Copy !req
62. and it tells ya all the kind of things
that you can make in that amount of time.Copy !req
63. That makes sense.Copy !req
64. It's real good.Copy !req
65. It's really not a book, but a kind
of file with times marked on it.Copy !req
66. You don't say.Copy !req
67. - Pretty good.
- Uh-huh. Couldn't improve it...Copy !req
68. Oh, um... Polly, this is Pinky.Copy !req
69. Pinky, that's Polly.Copy !req
70. - Hi, Millie.
- Hi.Copy !req
71. - It is Pinky, isn't it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
72. - Okay, let's go get you a suit that fits.
- Okay.Copy !req
73. You ever worked in these
kind of places before?Copy !req
74. No. This is my first job
in California.Copy !req
75. They're not very big
with the salaries here. Oof.Copy !req
76. - You're a little like me, aren't ya?
- Yeah.Copy !req
77. This looks like
it's about as best as we can do.Copy !req
78. Why don't you put this on?
I'll wait for you outside.Copy !req
79. Okay.Copy !req
80. After you've checked the list in the morning,
you'll know who you're supposed to have.Copy !req
81. There'll be a time
written right by each name.Copy !req
82. You'll meet 'em here and
they'll give you their cards.Copy !req
83. Okay, suppose you got Mr. Shaw and it says,
on his card, uh, "Mineral pool and rest."Copy !req
84. Well, you get him
to enter the water right away.Copy !req
85. Ten minutes is the max, though,
like it says on that wall.Copy !req
86. Then you get him out, wrap him up
and put him on a chaise lounge...Copy !req
87. and he's gotta stay there for at least
20 minutes before he can go back in.Copy !req
88. Now, you're gonna
play the patient...Copy !req
89. and I'm gonna take ya in.Copy !req
90. First we gotta take off
our robes and our shoes.Copy !req
91. Okay. Robe. Take off our shoes.Copy !req
92. Okay, now, what's wrong with ya?Copy !req
93. Nothin'?Copy !req
94. Well, there's gotta be
somethin' wrong with ya.Copy !req
95. - My bathing suit's too big?
- No.Copy !req
96. I mean, why else would you be here if
it weren't somethin' like your legsCopy !req
97. or your arms or... There's gotta
be somethin' wrong with ya.Copy !req
98. Oh, my back! Oh, my back.Copy !req
99. - And my leg. My leg. My leg hurts.
- Okay, your back and your legs.Copy !req
100. - This is for people with bad backs and legs.
- Thank you.Copy !req
101. Now, you're gonna have to take
it real slow and easy now.Copy !req
102. Okay.Copy !req
103. - We don't want you to get hurt.
- Okay.Copy !req
104. - Just be careful 'cause it's real slippery.
- Okay.Copy !req
105. Just take it easy.Copy !req
106. - Okay.
- Doesn't that feel good?Copy !req
107. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
108. - Oh, it's hot.
- Come on back up.Copy !req
109. It's 106 degrees.Copy !req
110. You know, my grandmother had
a bad back and leg, too.Copy !req
111. - She did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
112. Okay, now, do you wanna stoop
and get all the way in?Copy !req
113. I don't know. Am I supposed to?Copy !req
114. Not you. That's what you're
supposed to ask them.Copy !req
115. Oh.Copy !req
116. - You have to kind of humor 'em.
- Oh.Copy !req
117. Sort of talk 'em into what
they're supposed to do.Copy !req
118. - Yeah.
- Okay, now, follow me.Copy !req
119. I don't believe it.Copy !req
120. If Bunweill had seen that
you'd be in hot trouble.Copy !req
121. You said all the way.Copy !req
122. Well, now let's go do
some exercises over here.Copy !req
123. It's okay.Copy !req
124. Now we're gonna exercise
these hurt legs.Copy !req
125. What's the matter? Haven't
ya ever seen twins before?Copy !req
126. These are our individual hot tubs.Copy !req
127. The water comes directly
from the springs to here.Copy !req
128. And over here ya got
your rest area.Copy !req
129. They probably won't let ya work the tubs
until you've been here a week or two.Copy !req
130. There's really nothin' to it...Copy !req
131. but ya just gotta know when
somebody's gettin' a bad reaction.Copy !req
132. Sometimes they can't get
out by themselves, andCopy !req
133. if you leave 'em in too
long they could die.Copy !req
134. - They could die?
- Yeah. Uh-oh.Copy !req
135. About that floater
we had yesterday...Copy !req
136. Oh, Graham, I don't
know how that happened.Copy !req
137. Took her blood pressure
and she was fine.Copy !req
138. Next she's floating
face down in the pool.Copy !req
139. Is our, uh, malpractice premiumCopy !req
140. - for this quarter paid?
- Yeah.Copy !req
141. - Lammoreaux?
- Yes, Dr. Maas?Copy !req
142. - How is Miss Rose doing?
- Just fine, Dr. Maas.Copy !req
143. Well, good. You two should,
uh, get along very well.Copy !req
144. - Don't you have something in common?
- What?Copy !req
145. I don't know. Aren't you both
from Texas or something?Copy !req
146. Couldn't you find a suit
that fits you better, Rose?Copy !req
147. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
148. - No, ma'am.
- Well, try.Copy !req
149. Vivian, have you
ever been to Texas?Copy !req
150. - Is your name Lammoreaux?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
151. - You French?
- Nah, I'm American.Copy !req
152. - Are you from Texas?
- Yeah, near Longview. You?Copy !req
153. I'm from Houston, but I've been in
California for about three years now.Copy !req
154. You can have this locker
right over here next to mine.Copy !req
155. Thank you.Copy !req
156. Here's your card, Rose. Do not
punch in until you are dressed.Copy !req
157. Same thing in the evening
when you punch out.Copy !req
158. You punch first, change
after and be punctual.Copy !req
159. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
160. The Wurtzes went to Hawaii
on a real ocean liner.Copy !req
161. Like the kind you see
on The Late Show.Copy !req
162. They brought me a whole pamphlet
full of color pictures.Copy !req
163. They had a lei for me, too, but...Copy !req
164. it wilted by the time
they got here.Copy !req
165. It's all so colorful and exotic.Copy !req
166. Everything from the sky at
sunset to the Hilton Hotel.Copy !req
167. - It's too hot there.
- Someday I'm gonna go there.Copy !req
168. A boyfriend of mine used to live there.
He even dated a hula dancer.Copy !req
169. You wouldn't believe some stories
I've heard about hula dancers.Copy !req
170. They're real exotic, too.Copy !req
171. You can take hula dancin' lessons
now down at Macy's Salon of Dance.Copy !req
172. I might do it. I like it.Copy !req
173. It's only $12.Copy !req
174. I think it's sexy.Copy !req
175. All you get is a bunch of
lettuce and a taco shell.Copy !req
176. - Lettuce is right. You won't gain weight.
- That's not nutrition.Copy !req
177. - A little bit of beans...
- But that gives you gas.Copy !req
178. There you are, Rose. Who's
breaking you in, Alcira or Doris?Copy !req
179. - Millie Lammoreaux.
- Did she show you the tubs?Copy !req
180. - I saw them.
- Did she show you the routine in the tubs?Copy !req
181. - I think I know what to do.
- You do, do you?Copy !req
182. Alcira will show you. In case I
don't see her, you tell her.Copy !req
183. - Is that clear?
- Yes, ma'am. Is Millie here?Copy !req
184. Millie most definitely is not here, and
I need every girl I've got tomorrow.Copy !req
185. - Is he asleep?
- Probably.Copy !req
186. Can he hear us?Copy !req
187. - His hearing aid's out.
- Oh.Copy !req
188. How long have you known Millie?Copy !req
189. Millie?Copy !req
190. - You know, Millie Lammoreaux?
- Mmm.Copy !req
191. I don't know.
A few months, I suppose. Why?Copy !req
192. I don't know. Just wondered.Copy !req
193. She sure is nice, isn't she?Copy !req
194. I don't see her too much.Copy !req
195. Just seems like she always does
everything right.Copy !req
196. Doris, the Chinese one?
She and I are best friends.Copy !req
197. Wonder where she is today.Copy !req
198. We don't like the twins.Copy !req
199. You'll learn about
them soon enough.Copy !req
200. Hope she's not sick.Copy !req
201. I sure do miss her.Copy !req
202. Miss Lombardi? You asleep?Copy !req
203. Guess you are.Copy !req
204. And she came into my room with a whole
bushel basket full of tomatoes.Copy !req
205. I hardly ever dream about her, but when I
do, she's always bringin' me somethin'.Copy !req
206. But tomatoes?
I don't even like tomatoes.Copy !req
207. Whenever I cook spaghetti I just cook
it with butter and garlic and salt.Copy !req
208. Can't understand it.Copy !req
209. You all ready for your bath?Copy !req
210. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
211. Just be real careful.Copy !req
212. I haven't seen her since I was 11.Copy !req
213. But tomatoes?Copy !req
214. I mean, why would my
mother bring me tomatoes?Copy !req
215. Okay, you just stay right
here and I'll be right back.Copy !req
216. I have to go to the
little girls' room.Copy !req
217. Okay, Miss Lombardi, you wait
right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
218. Gotta go to the little girls' room.Copy !req
219. - Hi, Millie. Remember me, Pinky?
- Sure I do.Copy !req
220. Where you been the last couple of days?
I thought maybe you were sick.Copy !req
221. No, my roommate moved in with
her boyfriend. I had to help 'em.Copy !req
222. - All the way to Riverside.
- Oh.Copy !req
223. - Wanna go to lunch with me?
- It's okay with me.Copy !req
224. They had really good
tamales yesterday.Copy !req
225. They were canned but tasted...Copy !req
226. - just like Texas to me...
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
227. - Rose.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
228. - You left Miss Lombardi alone.
- Only for a minute.Copy !req
229. I wanna see you in my office
before you go to lunch.Copy !req
230. - Do you understand?
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
231. It won't happen
again, Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
232. Have you seen Millie?Copy !req
233. - No.
- Wanna have lunch?Copy !req
234. - No, I'm supposed to eat with Millie.
- She eats at the hospital.Copy !req
235. I don't think this is good
enough for her. Right, Alcira?Copy !req
236. No interns here. That's for sure.Copy !req
237. The hospital?Copy !req
238. Across the street, but
it costs twice as much.Copy !req
239. Say, there's a pool where I live and
I don't have a roommate anymore.Copy !req
240. So why don't y'all come
over for dinner one night?Copy !req
241. We could play a great
game of Scrabble.Copy !req
242. I've got this new recipe I've been wantin'
to try out. It's called penthouse chicken.Copy !req
243. You make it with a can
of tomato soup.Copy !req
244. Takes a whole hour to cook, but
believe me, it's worth it.Copy !req
245. - Say, would you check my glands for me?
- What?Copy !req
246. My neck glands.Copy !req
247. - They've really been swollen all week.
- They look like they're fine.Copy !req
248. Are you sure? I've really been
feeling sluggish a lot lately.Copy !req
249. What's a French dip sandwich?Copy !req
250. A French roll with beef
and juice on the side.Copy !req
251. - Would you like one?
- I'll just take melon... or pie.Copy !req
252. Oh, I forgot to tell
you about dessert.Copy !req
253. We're having banana pops.
You ever had those before?Copy !req
254. They're frozen bananas
dipped in hot chocolate,Copy !req
255. and then before they get too dry you roll
'em around real quick in Rice Krispies.Copy !req
256. Read about it in McCall's.Copy !req
257. They give you a whole bunch of recipes
you can make with Rice Krispies.Copy !req
258. - Hi, Morley.
- Hi.Copy !req
259. Good enough.Copy !req
260. What are you reading?Copy !req
261. The want ads.Copy !req
262. What for? You're not gonna
change jobs, are ya?Copy !req
263. For my wife.Copy !req
264. - What does she want?
- A new sofa.Copy !req
265. I just got a new sofa, too.
Actually it's an old sofa,Copy !req
266. but I repainted it and re-covered
it and everything so it looks new.Copy !req
267. - You lookin' for anything else?
- No.Copy !req
268. - A gun for your wife?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
269. Last week.Copy !req
270. Instructed her. Took her
out on the shooting range.Copy !req
271. She feels safe now.Copy !req
272. Guess I better be goin'.Copy !req
273. See ya later.Copy !req
274. Sure was nice talkin' to you guys.Copy !req
275. I'll probably see ya tomorrow.Copy !req
276. - Judith Goldstein, 6181.
- Bye.Copy !req
277. Judith Goldstein, 6181.Copy !req
278. - Quiet lady, very quiet.
- That's good for you.Copy !req
279. I think you're a fool.Copy !req
280. - This peach pie is really stale.
- Bye.Copy !req
281. Wonder if they'd give me a
fresh piece if I took it back.Copy !req
282. You're really a fool.Copy !req
283. She feels protected
by the gun, right?Copy !req
284. She felt totally
intimidated. Boy...Copy !req
285. - Do you like yellow and purple?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
286. They're my favorite colors.
Like irises.Copy !req
287. I love irises. I love flowers.Copy !req
288. And candlelight.
They're so romantic.Copy !req
289. It's a surefire way to
win a man in one night.Copy !req
290. Oh.Copy !req
291. Good atmosphere and food.Copy !req
292. You remember that old sayin'? "The way to
a man's heart is through his stomach."Copy !req
293. Well, it's true a lot of times.Copy !req
294. Boy, it sure was lucky for
me you needed a roommate.Copy !req
295. Ooh! What is this place?Copy !req
296. Disneyland?Copy !req
297. Nah, it's a bar.
This is my hangout.Copy !req
298. Lot of guys hang out here, too.Copy !req
299. - Mostly cops.
- Oh, a tepee! Oh!Copy !req
300. Oh, great. Come on.Copy !req
301. A miniature golf course! Oh!Copy !req
302. I love miniature golf!Copy !req
303. I do, too, but it's been
closed for years. Come on.Copy !req
304. Look, Millie. They
caught up with me.Copy !req
305. - God.
- They caught up with me.Copy !req
306. Come on, will ya? I told
ya there's cops in here.Copy !req
307. Oh. Oh. Cops.Copy !req
308. Let's go get a beer
and see who's here.Copy !req
309. You'll like it. It's
air-conditioned.Copy !req
310. Looks deserted. Some of the guys are
probably out back ridin' dirt bikes, though.Copy !req
311. Yep.Copy !req
312. What's that?Copy !req
313. Oh. That's just Willie. She paints
those weird things all over the place.Copy !req
314. She paint this, too?Copy !req
315. Yeah. It's a sand
paintin' with bullet holes.Copy !req
316. - Want a cigarette?
- Yeah.Copy !req
317. You hadn't seen Dirty Gertie yet.Copy !req
318. Pull her bow and she'll say hello.
I'm gonna go put on some music.Copy !req
319. She spit on me!Copy !req
320. Millie.Copy !req
321. Millie.Copy !req
322. Hi, Willie. This is my new
roommate, Pinky. This is Willie.Copy !req
323. We'll have a couple of beers.Copy !req
324. She and Edgar run this place.Copy !req
325. They live in that house out back.Copy !req
326. She's gonna have a baby.Copy !req
327. Don't pay any attention to her.
She never says much.Copy !req
328. Wait'll you meet Edgar.
He's really funny.Copy !req
329. He used to be on the Wyatt Earp
TV show. He knows Hugh O'Brian.Copy !req
330. It's late in the evenin'Copy !req
331. 'Bout drunk myself to deathCopy !req
332. And I'm tiredCopy !req
333. - I like your paintings.
- Of hearin'Copy !req
334. About your general lackCopy !req
335. Of happinessCopy !req
336. Now, what'd ya say that for?
That's embarrassing.Copy !req
337. Set 'em up againCopy !req
338. Another shot for me
A double shot for himCopy !req
339. Gonna drown all my troubles
in a case of ginCopy !req
340. I'm gonna drinkCopy !req
341. This one downCopy !req
342. Then we'll have another roundCopy !req
343. Gonna drink Ain't never gonna stopCopy !req
344. Gonna drink until I dropCopy !req
345. You drink a lot of beer?Copy !req
346. Really.Copy !req
347. - Why'd you leave me
- Beer's 40 cents.Copy !req
348. - I usually leave a dime tip.
- Why did you have to goCopy !req
349. Oh, I love...Copy !req
350. Edgar, this is my new roommate,
Pinky. Pinky, this is Edgar Hart.Copy !req
351. Hold it!Copy !req
352. Never trust a dishonest
man, my dear.Copy !req
353. He was Hugh O'Brian's stand-in
on Wyatt Earp.Copy !req
354. Stunt double. I did all
of Hugh's stunts for him.Copy !req
355. - What'd you say your name was? Pinky?
- Yeah. That's my nickname.Copy !req
356. My real name's Mildred,
but I hate it.Copy !req
357. Well, you, uh... You kind
of look like a Pinky to me.Copy !req
358. Freeze! Rattlesnake.Copy !req
359. You'll be safe now, ladies.Copy !req
360. I thought that was a real rock.Copy !req
361. No. Edgar's always playin'
jokes on me like that.Copy !req
362. How come you didn't tell
me your name was Mildred?Copy !req
363. 'Cause I hate it.Copy !req
364. - Well, what do you think my name is?
- Millie.Copy !req
365. - Ohh.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
366. Ain't never gonna stopCopy !req
367. I'm gonna drink until I dropCopy !req
368. - Jesus Christ. Beautiful.
- I'm gonna drink until I dropCopy !req
369. I'm gonna drinkCopy !req
370. UntilCopy !req
371. I dropCopy !req
372. YeahCopy !req
373. Sure does remind me of Texas.
Doesn't it you?Copy !req
374. I don't like Texas anymore.
But I like it here.Copy !req
375. Me, too.Copy !req
376. - Your folks still live in Texas?
- I don't have any folks.Copy !req
377. Couple of aunts and uncles is all.Copy !req
378. My mother was sick.
Couldn't keep me.Copy !req
379. "Purple Sage Apartments."Copy !req
380. This is my parkin' space.
It's the best one.Copy !req
381. Get your stuff out.Copy !req
382. You sure don't have
very many things.Copy !req
383. I left most of my stuff with the
family I've been livin' with.Copy !req
384. It was old stuff anyway. Oh.Copy !req
385. This is our mailbox.Copy !req
386. You should get yourself a little tag and
put it on here so you can get your mail.Copy !req
387. Uck. Ugly underwear.Copy !req
388. Oh, good. Neiman Marcus.Copy !req
389. Another contest.Copy !req
390. Baby stuff. I don't need that.Copy !req
391. Millie.Copy !req
392. Oh, yeah. Willie did that a long time ago.
She and Edgar own this place.Copy !req
393. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
394. Oh, hi, Tom. How's your cold?Copy !req
395. Oh, Millie.Copy !req
396. Ohh.Copy !req
397. Ya like it?Copy !req
398. I love it. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
399. Look at that big kitchen.Copy !req
400. I don't believe it.
This little stove. Oh.Copy !req
401. It's perfect.Copy !req
402. I decorated most of it myself.Copy !req
403. - Who was that guy out there?
- I told ya about Edgar.Copy !req
404. No, no. That cute guy.Copy !req
405. - Oh, you mean Tom.
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. Is... Is he your boyfriend?
He is, isn't he?Copy !req
407. He'd like to be. He's always
askin' me out and everything...Copy !req
408. but I'm not gonna go out with him
until he gets over that cold.Copy !req
409. - Wanna go see the bedroom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
410. This is our bedroom.Copy !req
411. Oh, it's so beautiful.Copy !req
412. And this is my closet.
And that's your closet.Copy !req
413. Oh, it's so big.Copy !req
414. - And this is our desk.
- Mmm.Copy !req
415. And that's my bed,
and that's your bed.Copy !req
416. This is my bed. Oh, Millie.Copy !req
417. I love it.Copy !req
418. I couldn't have imagined it
being more perfect.Copy !req
419. Thanks.Copy !req
420. - You know what?
- What?Copy !req
421. You're the most perfect
person I ever met.Copy !req
422. Thanks.Copy !req
423. I don't know if
I'm ever gonna have a kid.Copy !req
424. Just depends on the guy, I think.Copy !req
425. It's gonna have to be someone I
really wanna have 'em by, though.Copy !req
426. Like when I was born,
it was just an accident.Copy !req
427. Mother and Dad were married and everything,
but... they weren't ready to have a kid.Copy !req
428. I don't blame 'em.
It wasn't their fault.Copy !req
429. Things were different then.Copy !req
430. It's a lot easier
to make a mistake.Copy !req
431. And then where are you?
Nowhere, that's where.Copy !req
432. I plan everything I do.Copy !req
433. I figure out what it is I want,
and then I set out to do it.Copy !req
434. Like this apartment. I've been
decoratin' it ever since I moved in.Copy !req
435. And even if I fell in love with a guy
and wanted to get married...Copy !req
436. I wouldn't move into his place.Copy !req
437. He'd have to move in with me.Copy !req
438. And even then I'd wanna know
everything there is to know about him.Copy !req
439. Includin' money and health.Copy !req
440. Bathroom's empty now.
You can have it.Copy !req
441. Okay.Copy !req
442. - What's that you're wearin'?
- My coat.Copy !req
443. - Don't you have a bathrobe?
- Not yet.Copy !req
444. - Can you sew?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
445. - Okay, you can have this if you can fix it.
- Thanks, Millie.Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. I'm makin' us
some tuna melts for dinner.Copy !req
448. They're real easy and they only
take about 15 minutes to make.Copy !req
449. I'll tell ya how so you can make 'em yourself
in case I'm out on a date or somethin'.Copy !req
450. First you open all the cans and jars so
you'll have 'em ready when you go to mix 'em.Copy !req
451. Then you drain a can of tuna, and
you dump it into a big mixin' bowl.Copy !req
452. Now ya add a tablespoon full
of mayonnaise...Copy !req
453. and some salt and pepper, and ya
taste it to make sure it's okay.Copy !req
454. It's okay.Copy !req
455. Pretty.Copy !req
456. Next ya dice up, not chop up,
some onions and some celery...Copy !req
457. and ya mix 'em in
real even so that...Copy !req
458. you don't get a big bite of onion
or somethin' when you're eatin' it.Copy !req
459. If you don't have
any onions or any celery...Copy !req
460. you can just use some dehydrated
onions or some celery salt.Copy !req
461. That's what I'm doin'.
We didn't have any onions.Copy !req
462. - How'd ya like it?
- Mmm. It's great.Copy !req
463. - It's a lot better with real onions on it.
- I can't tell the difference.Copy !req
464. - You know what I like best about it, though?
- What?Copy !req
465. - You didn't put any tomatoes in it.
- Tomatoes?Copy !req
466. I hate tomatoes. Even when I have
spaghetti I don't put tomato sauce on it.Copy !req
467. - I just use that other white stuff.
- You don't like tomatoes?Copy !req
468. Me either.Copy !req
469. They call 'em love apples,
but I don't love 'em.Copy !req
470. I don't either.Copy !req
471. - You take the pill?
- Pi... The pill.Copy !req
472. - Well, sometimes.
- Me, too.Copy !req
473. But you can get
a bad reaction from it...Copy !req
474. so I just take it whenever I
know I'm gonna do somethin'.Copy !req
475. - You know what that is?
- That?Copy !req
476. - Yep.
- A shelf.Copy !req
477. - Nope.
- I give up.Copy !req
478. - It's a rollaway bed.
- What for?Copy !req
479. - For whenever we have company.
- Ohh.Copy !req
480. I slept on it a lot before my
roommate, Deidre, moved out.Copy !req
481. I fill in my diary every night, whether
anything happened that day or not.Copy !req
482. Got a lot
to write about today. You.Copy !req
483. I have a new roommate.Copy !req
484. Of all people, it's Pinky,
the new girl at work.Copy !req
485. She's a strange person, but it's
better than waitin' around...Copy !req
486. for some fat nurse
to answer the notice.Copy !req
487. On the way home I took her
to Dodge City for a beer.Copy !req
488. All the guys were ridin' dirt bikes
out back, so we didn't stay long.Copy !req
489. Edgar pulled one of his tricks on Pinky.
She fell for it till the end.Copy !req
490. She sure doesn't have much to her name,
but she does have a sewing machine...Copy !req
491. and maybe will make me
a new dress or somethin'.Copy !req
492. She loves the apartment. I guess she's
never lived in a decorated place before.Copy !req
493. Anyway, we're all settled in.Copy !req
494. Last one in bed
turns out the lights.Copy !req
495. Good night, Millie.Copy !req
496. I hope ya don't mind ridin' the bus
home tonight. I got a hot date.Copy !req
497. - I don't mind.
- Normally, I won't go out with a guy...Copy !req
498. unless he provides for the transportation,
but tonight I'm makin' an exception.Copy !req
499. Jeffo's car is in the shop. Besides,
he's worth makin' an exception for.Copy !req
500. He's real cute. Oh, yeah,
and don't wait up for me.Copy !req
501. - I'll probably be home real late.
- Okay.Copy !req
502. Bye.Copy !req
503. - Have a good time.
- I will.Copy !req
504. You think you're winning
but you don't know the scoreCopy !req
505. Hi. What ya drinkin'?Copy !req
506. Uh, it's liquor. It's,
uh, for somebody else.Copy !req
507. Six and two. One, two,
three, four, five, six...Copy !req
508. - I'll keep on walkin'
- Who's winnin'?Copy !req
509. Till I'm over youCopy !req
510. Two.Copy !req
511. - Hi, Pat.
- Millie, you're back.Copy !req
512. I hadn't been anywhere.Copy !req
513. If Pinky doesn't have a date, maybe
we'll come down and join ya later.Copy !req
514. Leave the past behindCopy !req
515. - You'd be the last thing on my mind
- Your turn.Copy !req
516. How come ya left these lyin' in the
middle of the living room floor?Copy !req
517. - Oh, hi, Millie. Oh, my shoes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
518. What's that you're wearin'?Copy !req
519. Oh, I-I spilled somethin' on that one
you gave me and I had to borrow yours.Copy !req
520. Well, I wish you'd ask
me first next time.Copy !req
521. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
522. - What's this?
- Milk.Copy !req
523. I know it's milk, but what's
it doin' in the bathroom?Copy !req
524. What happened to your date?Copy !req
525. He wanted to go to some striptease
joint and I wasn't about to.Copy !req
526. Say, Tom and some of the guys are
settin' up a swimmin' party downstairs.Copy !req
527. Why don't we get on our
suits and go join 'em?Copy !req
528. - I don't have a suit.
- You can borrow one of mine.Copy !req
529. Tsk. Well, I got this sewin'
I wanna finish up and...Copy !req
530. Besides I... I got some
readin' I wanna catch up on.Copy !req
531. Uh-oh. Don't look now but it's
Thoroughly Modern Millie.Copy !req
532. Top of the stairs
making her entrance.Copy !req
533. Uh-oh. You better
start sneezing, man.Copy !req
534. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
535. - Hi, Tom.
- Hi, Tom.Copy !req
536. Close to meCopy !req
537. - Get some...
- I watch you sleepCopy !req
538. You're the guy who took her out.
I don't know what you're laughing about.Copy !req
539. "Sexual drive.Copy !req
540. "We went to my apartment,
went straight to bed.Copy !req
541. - Your arms around me
- It was great."Copy !req
542. - Oh, how I love
- Would anyone care to go for a swim?Copy !req
543. - No. Mm-mmm. Just ate.
- When you hold meCopy !req
544. Well, I guess you shouldn't swim for
at least an hour after you've eaten.Copy !req
545. Oh...Copy !req
546. - No.
- This one?Copy !req
547. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
548. - This one?
- Mm-mmm. No.Copy !req
549. Checking out early, Lammoreaux?Copy !req
550. - No, I came in early.
- Oh. All right.Copy !req
551. - What about this?
- No.Copy !req
552. Okay, a couple of
these are signed...Copy !req
553. Hurry up. It's Friday.Copy !req
554. - I wanna get out of here.
- Okay.Copy !req
555. - What's Friday?
- That's a five.Copy !req
556. You can read it. I can't read it.Copy !req
557. Well, it's very easy.Copy !req
558. - Oh!
- The twins did that.Copy !req
559. - What's this?
- I punched Millie's card by mistake.Copy !req
560. I can't... This is all blurry.
Vivian? Vivian?Copy !req
561. Rose here has punched
Lammoreaux's card...Copy !req
562. and the time out is double-punched,
like it's blurry. I can't read it.Copy !req
563. It was a mistake.Copy !req
564. - I'll take care of this. Where's Millie?
- She's getting dressed.Copy !req
565. Get her and come into my office.
Don't you get dressed.Copy !req
566. - I wanna take care of this right now.
- Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
567. That's the dumbest thing
you ever did.Copy !req
568. She just loves makin' me late
gettin' out of here on Friday.Copy !req
569. - I'm sorry, Millie.
- Well, hurry up and get dressed.Copy !req
570. If you're not outta there in five minutes,
I'm gonna have to leave without ya.Copy !req
571. It won't take me that long.Copy !req
572. Whoo!Copy !req
573. I wonder what it's like
to be twins.Copy !req
574. - Huh?
- Twins. Bet it'd be weird.Copy !req
575. Do you think they know
which one they are?Copy !req
576. Sure they do.
They'd have to, wouldn't they?Copy !req
577. I don't know.Copy !req
578. Maybe they switch back and forth.Copy !req
579. You know, one day... Peggy's Polly.Copy !req
580. Another day, Polly's Peggy.Copy !req
581. Who knows?Copy !req
582. Maybe they're the same one
all the time.Copy !req
583. Can we just talk about
somethin' else now?Copy !req
584. Yeah.Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. Not that way, Pinky. This way.Copy !req
587. Pinky? Pinky! Come on.Copy !req
588. Hi, guys. This is
Pinky, my new roommate.Copy !req
589. This is Jimmy, Rich,
Joe, Johnny and Roger.Copy !req
590. - Hi, Pinky.
- Pinky.Copy !req
591. - I thought you weren't comin'.
- I'm just a little late. Hi, Jim.Copy !req
592. - Hi, Millie.
- You remember Pinky?Copy !req
593. Pinky, look out!
Oh, boy. Very close.Copy !req
594. - Let's shoot.
- You remember this now?Copy !req
595. What's the matter, Pinky?
Don't ya like guns?Copy !req
596. - There you go. That's good.
- Seemed awful tight.Copy !req
597. - All right. Let me get a good aim on it.
- Ready to go.Copy !req
598. Right in the...Copy !req
599. Good.Copy !req
600. - The neck.
- The neck? You killer.Copy !req
601. I'd rather face a thousand crazy savages
than one woman who's learned how to shoot.Copy !req
602. No, I've been up for hours.Copy !req
603. Well, I kind of got a tentative
date for tonight. Why?Copy !req
604. Really? Well, it's nothin'
I can't get out of.Copy !req
605. I've stood this guy up so many times before
and he just keeps comin' back for more.Copy !req
606. Two extra guys, huh? Are they cute?Copy !req
607. Oh, yeah. She's all right. She's
kind of quiet, but she's real nice.Copy !req
608. Kind of homey.
No, not homely, homey.Copy !req
609. Okay, see ya tonight. Bye.Copy !req
610. Pinky, wake up.Copy !req
611. What time is it?Copy !req
612. Early. I hope you don't
have any plans for tonight.Copy !req
613. I don't. Why?Copy !req
614. Well, you remember my
ex-roommate, Deidre?Copy !req
615. Uh-huh.Copy !req
616. Well, she, her boyfriend and two other
guys are comin' over for dinner tonight.Copy !req
617. - Here?
- Sure. I'm famous for my dinner parties.Copy !req
618. Tell ya what. I'll go and do the shoppin',
if you'll clean up the apartment, okay?Copy !req
619. Okay.Copy !req
620. Cigarette lighter. Beautiful.Copy !req
621. Gum wrapper. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
622. Pigs.Copy !req
623. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
624. - Hi, Edgar.
- Hi.Copy !req
625. I'm givin' another one of my
special dinner parties tonight.Copy !req
626. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
627. Yeah. Deidre, Jim and a couple
of other guys are comin' over.Copy !req
628. Uh-huh.Copy !req
629. We're havin' pigs in a blanket
and chocolate puddin' tarts.Copy !req
630. Just keep it out of the pool.
It'll be all right.Copy !req
631. - See ya later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
632. Pinky? Pinky, would you
get the door for me?Copy !req
633. My hands are full.Copy !req
634. - Pinky?
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
635. Hi. I just got through.Copy !req
636. - Looks great.
- What'd ya get?Copy !req
637. All kinds of good stuff.Copy !req
638. - Did you get me any gum?
- Yep.Copy !req
639. It's probably on the
bottom, though.Copy !req
640. Got wieners for pigs in a blanket.Copy !req
641. - Oh, great.
- Pringles.Copy !req
642. Now, these are to fill up
those patty shells.Copy !req
643. Oh, they don't have stuff in 'em?Copy !req
644. - Nope. They come empty.
- Wine! You got wine!Copy !req
645. - Yeah.
- Tickled Pink?Copy !req
646. - And Lemon Satin.
- Lemon Satin.Copy !req
647. And we got all kinds
of stuff for dips.Copy !req
648. - Oh, gosh.
- They're Florentine wine goblets.Copy !req
649. Thanks.Copy !req
650. Mmm. Smells good.Copy !req
651. What are these for?Copy !req
652. They're to sprinkle on top
of the chocolate puddin'.Copy !req
653. - Great.
- It's already cooked.Copy !req
654. What do I do now?Copy !req
655. You can start by takin'
some of that cheese spread...Copy !req
656. and squirtin' it all in a circle
on top of those Sociables.Copy !req
657. And then put an olive
on top of each one.Copy !req
658. Okay? Oh, don't eat the whole ones!Copy !req
659. - Just eat the broken ones.
- Oh. Oh.Copy !req
660. That's for the guests.Copy !req
661. - That our dessert?
- Yeah.Copy !req
662. These our hors d'oeuvres?Copy !req
663. I made these once before,
and they were a real big hit.Copy !req
664. Millie.Copy !req
665. - What are you doin'?
- I spilled one.Copy !req
666. - Oh, Pinky.
- We can fill it up with ketchup.Copy !req
667. No, we can't. It won't taste right.Copy !req
668. - I only had six of 'em.
- I won't eat one.Copy !req
669. Then the table won't be even.Copy !req
670. Now I've got to go to the grocery
store and get another one.Copy !req
671. While I'm gone I want you to
clean up this mess you made...Copy !req
672. and put the clean sheets
on the rollaway bed.Copy !req
673. This really cuts down
on my time to get ready.Copy !req
674. In and out, in and out. I promise,
boys. I won't take long.Copy !req
675. Go, go, go.Copy !req
676. Hey, Red! You live here?Copy !req
677. - Yeah.
- You know, uh, Millie Lammoreaux?Copy !req
678. - Millie Lammoreaux, yeah...
- Yeah, listen. You give her a message, okay?Copy !req
679. I'm Deidre. We were supposed to come by
maybe for a drink or somethin', but...Copy !req
680. Cut that out, will ya?Copy !req
681. We were, uh... These guys
are real hot to trot...Copy !req
682. so we're just gonna go on out to Dodge
City and shoot some tires or somethin'.Copy !req
683. - You tell her maybe we'll see her later.
- Let's go.Copy !req
684. - Okay.
- Thanks a lot, sweetheart.Copy !req
685. - Let's hit the road.
- Good job.Copy !req
686. How do you like it?
It's a Mr. Lamar from Dallas.Copy !req
687. - Isn't it cute?
- They can't come, Millie.Copy !req
688. - Who?
- Deidre and those guys.Copy !req
689. What do you mean, they can't come?Copy !req
690. Well, I just saw 'em downstairs
when I took the trash down, and...Copy !req
691. they said to tell you they had to go to Dodge
City and they'd see you some other time.Copy !req
692. Well, what about dinner?Copy !req
693. - They didn't say.
- What do you mean they didn't say?Copy !req
694. - What did you say to 'em?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
695. - I didn't say anything.
- Well, look at you.Copy !req
696. I told you to get
yourself fixed up.Copy !req
697. You probably scared 'em away.Copy !req
698. - Millie.
- Just shut up. You ruined everything.Copy !req
699. - You always do.
- We could invite somebody else.Copy !req
700. - Who?
- Well...Copy !req
701. maybe Tom would come,
some of those guys from here.Copy !req
702. Millie?Copy !req
703. Millie.Copy !req
704. We could eat it ourselves.Copy !req
705. We could just have our own party.Copy !req
706. Where you goin'?Copy !req
707. I'm gonna go find 'em
and have some fun for a change.Copy !req
708. Come on, Pinky. Wake up.Copy !req
709. Huh?Copy !req
710. You gotta sleep
on the rollaway bed tonight.Copy !req
711. - I got company.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
712. Did you have fun?Copy !req
713. She's out. We can go in now.Copy !req
714. Pinky, baby. Now, did we throw you
out of your little beddy-ni...Copy !req
715. beddy-bye tonight, sweetheart?Copy !req
716. I think we ought to have Pinky
join us... in the fun, huh?Copy !req
717. - I mean, two... But three.
- Come on, Edgar.Copy !req
718. Millie?Copy !req
719. Not one word.Copy !req
720. What do you know about anything?Copy !req
721. Don't. What about Willie?Copy !req
722. - I know all about Willie.
- You don't. She's gonna have a baby.Copy !req
723. Why don't you mind your own business for a
change? This has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
724. Ever since you moved in here
you've been causing me grief.Copy !req
725. Nobody wants to hang around you.Copy !req
726. You don't drink. You don't smoke. You
don't do anything you're supposed to do.Copy !req
727. Well, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
728. If you don't like the way I intend to live
around here why don't you just move out!Copy !req
729. Any time suits me! Any time at all!Copy !req
730. Tom!Copy !req
731. Tom!Copy !req
732. Tom!Copy !req
733. Laurie, call an ambulance!
Call a doctor!Copy !req
734. - Is she dead?
- I don't know.Copy !req
735. Watch her head. Watch her head.Copy !req
736. Take her other arm, her other arm.Copy !req
737. Hurry now.
Get a blanket and a pillow.Copy !req
738. - Are you supposed to turn her over?
- I called an ambulance.Copy !req
739. - Turn her face over.
- No, no. She's okay.Copy !req
740. Watch her head, too. Look at that.Copy !req
741. - Oh, my God. She's lucky.
- Is she breathing?Copy !req
742. No, she's okay. She's...Copy !req
743. She's breathing.Copy !req
744. - She's over here.
- Can you tell us what happened?Copy !req
745. Uh, I guess she fell off
the top here. That's all I know.Copy !req
746. - Do you know how long she was in the water?
- I don't know...Copy !req
747. - Why'd she do this?
- I don't know.Copy !req
748. - Who pulled her out? You?
- Yeah, we pulled her out.Copy !req
749. Did you hear when she hit
the water or anything like that?Copy !req
750. - No.
- Yeah. She lives upstairs.Copy !req
751. - That's her roommate.
- Did you see what happened?Copy !req
752. - No.
- Can you help me for a second?Copy !req
753. - Yes.
- How long have you lived with her?Copy !req
754. I want to take this pillow
out from under her head.Copy !req
755. Okay.Copy !req
756. - Not long.
- Not long.Copy !req
757. Do you know if she may
have fallen or jumped?Copy !req
758. No.Copy !req
759. - B.P.'s 80 over 50.
- How old is she?Copy !req
760. - I never asked her.
- You never asked her?Copy !req
761. - No. She's unconscious.
- Okay.Copy !req
762. Okay, do you know if she takes any
kind of medicines or medications?Copy !req
763. No.Copy !req
764. Cervical collar, put it on her.
Excuse me, please.Copy !req
765. Okay, we need a couple of guys
on the sides to steady her...Copy !req
766. as we put her on the gurney.Copy !req
767. It really doesn't look good.Copy !req
768. Are you gonna lift?Copy !req
769. You guys just steady it
when he gets on the end.Copy !req
770. - Then, we'll...
- Okay.Copy !req
771. Dr. Faulkner, 6221.Copy !req
772. Dr. Faulkner, 6221.Copy !req
773. - What time they bring her in?
- About 2:30 this morning.Copy !req
774. - Vital sign changes?
- No changes. Her level's about six.Copy !req
775. - Was that sutured up in E.R.?
- Yes, it was.Copy !req
776. Oh, boy. Never happens
in the daytime, does it?Copy !req
777. - Where's the chart?
- Down at the desk.Copy !req
778. - Nona, give me the chart.
- 122?Copy !req
779. - I don't know.
- Joan, do you have 122?Copy !req
780. - Got a pen?
- Jim Van Duzer...Copy !req
781. 6464.Copy !req
782. Jim Van Duzer, 6464.Copy !req
783. - He took my pen again.
- You're lucky that's all he took.Copy !req
784. - You the roommate?
- Yes. Is she gonna be all right?Copy !req
785. Well, she's unconscious, but...
She's in a coma, actually.Copy !req
786. There's no skull fracture,
so that's good.Copy !req
787. - All we can do now is wait and see.
- Well, when will you know?Copy !req
788. What about her family?
Where are they?Copy !req
789. I don't know. Texas?Copy !req
790. - You mean there's no one here?
- Only me.Copy !req
791. Well, I suggest you try to
locate some relative...Copy !req
792. because this girl's in
pretty serious condition.Copy !req
793. Hey, you got a little piece
of tobacco right there.Copy !req
794. Okay.Copy !req
795. You look kind of tired
yourself. You okay?Copy !req
796. - Yeah.
- How about some coffee?Copy !req
797. - What about Pinky?
- She'll be fine.Copy !req
798. - Come on. I'll buy you breakfast.
- No.Copy !req
799. Pinky?Copy !req
800. Don't die.Copy !req
801. I'm sorry. I don't have a
listing under that name.Copy !req
802. But I've got to get hold of 'em. Their
daughter's been in an accident.Copy !req
803. - What'll I do?
- Do you have an address?Copy !req
804. Just this P.O. box
in Quitman, Texas.Copy !req
805. Probably the best thing
is send them a telegram.Copy !req
806. A telegram?Copy !req
807. That'd be the fastest. I'm sorry.Copy !req
808. But I didn't... I don't even
know how to send a telegram.Copy !req
809. Shit.Copy !req
810. His breathing is really getting
worse, and his color is...Copy !req
811. - Hi, Connie.
- Hi, Millie.Copy !req
812. - Has there been any change?
- No. Doctor was just in with her.Copy !req
813. Can I see her for a minute?Copy !req
814. - I've got some things for her.
- Sure. Five minutes max.Copy !req
815. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
816. Hi, Pinky. You look real good
today. A lot better.Copy !req
817. Your mom and dad are gonna
come out any day now.Copy !req
818. Everybody really misses ya,
especially the twins.Copy !req
819. I brought ya a whole
bunch of presents.Copy !req
820. First, I got you this sewin'
lesson I cut out of McCall's.Copy !req
821. And an ad for a computerized sewing
machine that practically sews for you.Copy !req
822. A faint systole at 86. No
diastole I can pick up.Copy !req
823. And I brought you this
beautiful new pink bed jacket.Copy !req
824. Alcira, you want to
sign this card to Pinky?Copy !req
825. Pinky?Copy !req
826. - Pinky Rose.
- Pinky Rose.Copy !req
827. - Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
828. Peggy? You want to sign
this card to Pinky?Copy !req
829. Everybody else did.Copy !req
830. - Lammoreaux.
- You want to sign this card to Pinky?Copy !req
831. You have a personal call on the
office phone... Long distance.Copy !req
832. - Oh, that must be her folks.
- Collect, Lammoreaux.Copy !req
833. - You know that's not allowed.
- But this is really important, Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
834. You know our policy on phone
calls, personal or otherwise.Copy !req
835. And this one happens to be collect,
and how do you intend to pay for it?Copy !req
836. Well, you can take it
out of my paycheck.Copy !req
837. How long ago did the
bus from Texas arrive?Copy !req
838. - An hour ago.
- But somebody called me to pick 'em up...Copy !req
839. and I don't see 'em.Copy !req
840. There's a pay phone over there.Copy !req
841. It was a Mrs. Rose.
She's my roommate's mother.Copy !req
842. - Are you Millie?
- Yes.Copy !req
843. I'm Pinky's mother,
and this is my husband, Y.R.Copy !req
844. - Y.R.?
- Huh?Copy !req
845. - How do you do?
- How do you do?Copy !req
846. Well, Pinky's waitin' on us.Copy !req
847. So she just fell off the railin'
and landed on her head?Copy !req
848. - Yes, ma'am.
- That'd be Pinky, all right.Copy !req
849. She was always the fallin' one.Copy !req
850. One time she was jumpin'
up and down on the bed...Copy !req
851. and she fell off and hit her head on
the wall and had to have stitches.Copy !req
852. I know she'll wake up
when she sees you.Copy !req
853. Sure does look like Texas.Copy !req
854. - Hi, Connie.
- Hi.Copy !req
855. - These are Pinky's parents.
- Hello.Copy !req
856. That's Connie.Copy !req
857. The nurses here are all real nice.Copy !req
858. Wait a minute, please.
You can't go in there.Copy !req
859. This is an intensive care unit.Copy !req
860. These are Pinky's parents. They came
out all the way from Texas on a bus.Copy !req
861. Oh. And who are you?Copy !req
862. Well, I'm her roommate.
I've been here every day.Copy !req
863. I thought maybe if they
talk to her, she'd wake up.Copy !req
864. Well, all right. But only
five minutes. You people.Copy !req
865. I don't know who she thinks she is.Copy !req
866. Pinky? Your mom and dad are here.Copy !req
867. That's Pinky, all right.Copy !req
868. Just look at her, Y.R.Copy !req
869. - She's purty as ever.
- What's wrong with her?Copy !req
870. Shh. You'll wake her up.Copy !req
871. She's in a coma. All we can
do now is wait and see.Copy !req
872. Y.R. named her Pinky.Copy !req
873. Why doesn't she wake up?Copy !req
874. She's sick.Copy !req
875. - Where's the present?
- What?Copy !req
876. Oh, never mind. I got it.Copy !req
877. It's for Pinky. Go
ahead and open it.Copy !req
878. Read it.Copy !req
879. "In this kitchen
bright and cheery...Copy !req
880. "daily chores I'll never shirk.Copy !req
881. So bless this kitchen, Lord,
and bless me as I work."Copy !req
882. It's for the kitchen.Copy !req
883. What are we supposed to do now?Copy !req
884. Everybody's well-done, right?Copy !req
885. Yeah, well, good luck.Copy !req
886. Rare? I know a hamburger stand...Copy !req
887. I'm happy with it... burned.Copy !req
888. Hi. These are the Roses,
Pinky's parents.Copy !req
889. She's still in a coma, but we think
she's gonna come out of it soon.Copy !req
890. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
891. Oh, I'm sorry I can't have
dinner with you tonight.Copy !req
892. I want to cook for the Roses.Copy !req
893. Can't have dinner with us. That's
too bad. I was really expecting her.Copy !req
894. - Oh, you want to let me carry that for you?
- Thank you.Copy !req
895. - Safety's the best precaution.
- Thank you.Copy !req
896. One hand on the rail.Copy !req
897. You can have my bedroom to sleep in.
I've got a rollaway in the living room.Copy !req
898. Sure. No problem. You want
super sauce on that one?Copy !req
899. You can stay as long as you want.Copy !req
900. A little barbecue sauce would be
nice. But don't scorch it, please.Copy !req
901. - You'll like it.
- These are all blood rare.Copy !req
902. Can you make it fast?
We've been waiting a half hour.Copy !req
903. You'll love 'em.Copy !req
904. Mrs. Rose? We've got
some good news for you.Copy !req
905. Your, uh, daughter started to
respond after you left yesterday...Copy !req
906. and so we've moved her out
of the intensive care unit.Copy !req
907. Uh, she even took a little
orange juice for breakfast.Copy !req
908. You can see her now, but don't talk to her
too much or get her too excited, okay?Copy !req
909. Yeah.Copy !req
910. - Mr. Rose.
- Huh? What?Copy !req
911. Daughter's all right now.
She woke up.Copy !req
912. Oh, good.Copy !req
913. - Well, can we go see her?
- Sure, she's right across the hall.Copy !req
914. Come on, Y.R.Copy !req
915. - Hi, Pinky.
- Hi.Copy !req
916. Look who's here.Copy !req
917. - Who?
- Your parents.Copy !req
918. - What?
- It's your mom and dad.Copy !req
919. They're not my parents.Copy !req
920. Well, sure they are.Copy !req
921. They're not my parents.Copy !req
922. - I've never seen 'em before.
- Pinky, it's Mama.Copy !req
923. - Here's your daddy.
- See?Copy !req
924. - I don't know you.
- Wha-What's the matter with her?Copy !req
925. Well, what is the matter
with you, Pinky?Copy !req
926. What are you tryin' to do to me?Copy !req
927. Nothin'. They came all the way
out from Texas to see you.Copy !req
928. Don't ya even appreciate it?Copy !req
929. I don't care where they came from.
They're not my parents.Copy !req
930. - They're not my parents.
- But, Pinky...Copy !req
931. - Don't call me Pinky!
- Now you must go outside.Copy !req
932. Get out of here! Get out!
Just get out!Copy !req
933. - Get out of here! You're not my parents.
- You just relax.Copy !req
934. - They came in here...
- It's all right. You had a concussion.Copy !req
935. No, it's all right. They're going
outside. It's okay. It's all right.Copy !req
936. She said they were my parents, and I
never seen 'em before in my life.Copy !req
937. I'm going to tell you exactly
what the doctor told her parents.Copy !req
938. She's obviously suffering
from temporary amnesia.Copy !req
939. It's not uncommon
in cases like this.Copy !req
940. - Since the...
- Okay, she's asleep.Copy !req
941. Since the presence of her
parents agitates her...Copy !req
942. we suggest she doesn't
see them for awhile.Copy !req
943. She seems to recognize you and
feel comfortable around you...Copy !req
944. so we think, in a few days, she
should be going home with you.Copy !req
945. And her recovery
should be fairly rapid.Copy !req
946. I think she'll be back
at work in a week.Copy !req
947. The doctors really thought
that she was gonna die.Copy !req
948. But what's worse, there could
have been brain damage.Copy !req
949. She asks about each and every one
of you, especially the twins.Copy !req
950. I'm sure if you want to come
by and see her, she'd like it.Copy !req
951. We're gonna eat in here today. You're
probably going to the hospital, huh?Copy !req
952. See you later.Copy !req
953. Hope you don't get
that polish on the bedspread.Copy !req
954. How'd you like your burger melts?Copy !req
955. - Is there any more milk?
- Yeah. I'll get you some.Copy !req
956. Everybody sure missed you at work.Copy !req
957. Even the twins, and they usually don't
care about anybody but themselves.Copy !req
958. - How you feelin'?
- Okay.Copy !req
959. Wanna watch TV?Copy !req
960. I can bring the set
in here for you.Copy !req
961. God, I hope I'm not pregnant.Copy !req
962. Oh, it's sour.Copy !req
963. - How could you be pregnant?
- Dr. Norton.Copy !req
964. How do you think?Copy !req
965. He was in my room all the time.Copy !req
966. Every time I woke
up he was in there.Copy !req
967. Did you... do anything with him?Copy !req
968. How am I supposed to know?
I was drugged all the time.Copy !req
969. Could've done anything he
wanted to. Probably did.Copy !req
970. Did he say anything?Copy !req
971. About what?Copy !req
972. To let you know if, uh,
he did anything or not.Copy !req
973. He said I ought
to have my own room.Copy !req
974. I'd probably get well faster.Copy !req
975. - In the hospital or here?
- Both.Copy !req
976. But I told him we just had
this little apartment and...Copy !req
977. it only had one bedroom...Copy !req
978. so it was out of the question.Copy !req
979. One more coat.Copy !req
980. Maybe you should have
your own bedroom.Copy !req
981. What are you gonna
do, move out on me?Copy !req
982. No. I could sleep
on the rollaway bed.Copy !req
983. Did it all the time
when Deidre was here.Copy !req
984. - You wouldn't mind?
- No.Copy !req
985. - Are you sure?
- Sure. I'm sure.Copy !req
986. Okay.Copy !req
987. Whatever you want. I don't care.Copy !req
988. Don't you remember her,
Dr. Maas? Pinky Rose.Copy !req
989. She's all well now, and she
wants to come back to work.Copy !req
990. Rose? I don't... Lammoreaux,
Bunweill's in charge of personnel.Copy !req
991. And if there's no place for her
here, there's no place for her.Copy !req
992. But she's already worked here.Copy !req
993. She's really good, Dr. Maas.Copy !req
994. Everybody liked her.Copy !req
995. Really.Copy !req
996. - Hello?
- Are you okay?Copy !req
997. - Who's this?
- It's me, Millie.Copy !req
998. Oh.Copy !req
999. - What you doin'?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
1000. Can I bring you home
something special for dinner?Copy !req
1001. No.Copy !req
1002. Are you alone?Copy !req
1003. Sure. Why?Copy !req
1004. I don't know.Copy !req
1005. - I just thought I heard somebody.
- You did.Copy !req
1006. - It was me.
- Oh.Copy !req
1007. - Okay. See you later.
- Bye.Copy !req
1008. Edgar. I told you it was Millie.
You're not supposed to do that.Copy !req
1009. - She might hear you.
- Millie.Copy !req
1010. No. I do not think
this was a simple mistake.Copy !req
1011. The chances of her making up
a Social Security number...Copy !req
1012. exactly the same as yours
are very slim.Copy !req
1013. She maliciously gave me your number
when she filled out her W-4.Copy !req
1014. How could she have?
I didn't even know her then.Copy !req
1015. Don't get smart with me.
You can't fool me.Copy !req
1016. She told me she couldn't
remember her number...Copy !req
1017. and was gonna write home for it,
and, like a fool, I believed her.Copy !req
1018. So maybe she forgot to do it and
just gave you mine instead.Copy !req
1019. She didn't mean anything bad by it.Copy !req
1020. I don't know what makes it such
a big deal. She's just a little kid.Copy !req
1021. I'll tell you what makes
it such a big deal.Copy !req
1022. I do not want any discrepancies
in these records.Copy !req
1023. I do not want government people
here going through these books.Copy !req
1024. I think Rose did this on purpose.Copy !req
1025. I didn't trust her from the very
minute I first laid eyes on her.Copy !req
1026. She never did anything
wrong on purpose.Copy !req
1027. She's just scared of you,
that's all.Copy !req
1028. Then she almost died, and
nobody even cared around here.Copy !req
1029. You're the bad ones, not Pinky.Copy !req
1030. All you care about's
your time clock...Copy !req
1031. and your money and your dumb books.Copy !req
1032. Well, you don't have to worry about
any Social Security numbers anymore,Copy !req
1033. because I quit.Copy !req
1034. It's a horrible job.Copy !req
1035. And we don't need it.
Neither of us.Copy !req
1036. Damn it!Copy !req
1037. I don't believe it.Copy !req
1038. My car is gone.Copy !req
1039. - My car has been stolen.
- Well, call the police.Copy !req
1040. I'm going to.Copy !req
1041. - "Lammerex"?
- Lammoreaux.Copy !req
1042. L-A-M-M-O-R-E-A-U-X.Copy !req
1043. - Uh, Millie.
- Lammoreaux, right.Copy !req
1044. Millie Lammoreaux. You live over
at the Purple Sage Apartments?Copy !req
1045. Yeah. How do you know?Copy !req
1046. - Deidre Black's friend.
- You know Deidre Black?Copy !req
1047. Sure I do. She's my ex-roommate.Copy !req
1048. - We came by your house the other day.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1049. We stopped by. We were gonna
have a drink or something...Copy !req
1050. but we were in a hurry and
went over to Edgar's place.Copy !req
1051. Okay, let's see. The color
of the car was, uh, mustard.Copy !req
1052. - Just like your dress, huh?
- No, that's English mustard.Copy !req
1053. My car was more
of a French mustard color.Copy !req
1054. And, uh, no license
and no registration?Copy !req
1055. No, I told you. It's with the car.Copy !req
1056. Is it possible a friend could've gotten
the car without you knowin' about it?Copy !req
1057. No. My roommate doesn't even
drive. Besides, she's sick.Copy !req
1058. Is that your car, right there? Huh?Copy !req
1059. That's it, all right.
What's it doin' here?Copy !req
1060. Really, I didn't know
anything about it.Copy !req
1061. Dodge City's about the last
place I'd expect it to be.Copy !req
1062. I don't know who would've
brought it here, really.Copy !req
1063. - It's crazy.
- You sure that's it?Copy !req
1064. I'm sure that's it. That's my
license plate number right there.Copy !req
1065. And my decals.Copy !req
1066. Look here. They even
left the key in here.Copy !req
1067. Come on. Let's go inside
and see who's in there.Copy !req
1068. Boy, whoever it is
is gonna be sorry.Copy !req
1069. - Hey, Jim.
- Deidre, what are you doing here?Copy !req
1070. - Hi, Millie. Where have you been?
- My car's been stolen.Copy !req
1071. That's where I've been.Copy !req
1072. Your car's not been stolen.
It's sittin' right out front.Copy !req
1073. - I saw the little redhead drive it up.
- What little redhead?Copy !req
1074. Little redhead shootin' out
on the range with Edgar.Copy !req
1075. - It's been here awhile. A chick drove it.
- Where'd Edgar go?Copy !req
1076. - He's out back shootin'.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1077. - Do some shootin' later on?
- Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
1078. - That's Pinky.
- Who's Pinky?Copy !req
1079. My roommate, damn it.Copy !req
1080. Case is solved.Copy !req
1081. That's good.Copy !req
1082. See, once you find your pattern,
then you can adjust to it.Copy !req
1083. The main thing is to take
a nice slow squeeze...Copy !req
1084. not knowing when it's gonna go.Copy !req
1085. And take your time.Copy !req
1086. That's fantastic.Copy !req
1087. All right, Pinky. How come
you stole my car? Pinky?Copy !req
1088. I didn't steal your car.Copy !req
1089. - I borrowed it.
- You did not.Copy !req
1090. - You didn't even ask.
- Couldn't find you.Copy !req
1091. - You didn't try very hard.
- I tried hard.Copy !req
1092. You did not. You could've at least
told Doris or Alcira or somebody.Copy !req
1093. Who took you there to
go in and get my keys?Copy !req
1094. Tom.Copy !req
1095. Pinky, I had to call the
police and everything.Copy !req
1096. They're sittin' in there
right now waitin' on me.Copy !req
1097. They think somebody stole my car.Copy !req
1098. They're sittin' in there, huh?Copy !req
1099. Well, aren't you the lucky one?Copy !req
1100. Give me a slug of that, huh?Copy !req
1101. Very nice. All set.Copy !req
1102. I'm home.Copy !req
1103. - Oh, hi.
- And two.Copy !req
1104. Anybody want another drink?Copy !req
1105. - I do.
- Love one, Rich.Copy !req
1106. Thanks.Copy !req
1107. You're supposed to
be restin', Pinky.Copy !req
1108. What do you think I'm doin'?Copy !req
1109. - You can't do...
- I bought us a barbecued chicken...Copy !req
1110. and I'm gonna make barbecued
chicken melts for dinner.Copy !req
1111. I told you about 'em before.Copy !req
1112. I'm gonna have hamburgers
down here with the guys.Copy !req
1113. - You can't.
- What do you mean, I can't?Copy !req
1114. You can't. I bought
all these groceries.Copy !req
1115. Besides, you're not supposed
to be up for too long.Copy !req
1116. Pinky.Copy !req
1117. These guys just happened
to have saved my life...Copy !req
1118. and I'll spend just as much time
with them as I like, thank you.Copy !req
1119. - Patty melt chicken?
- Thank you.Copy !req
1120. - You're welcome.
- Bet you hate that.Copy !req
1121. Champagne taste.Copy !req
1122. "At least I've got her
to move out of the bedroom.Copy !req
1123. "I wish I could remember
more about her.Copy !req
1124. "But I do know she isn't
much fun to be around.Copy !req
1125. "Oh, well. C'est la vie.Copy !req
1126. "Maybe she'll move out, and I can
have the apartment to myself again.Copy !req
1127. "Paying the rent seems
to be the only obstacle.Copy !req
1128. I'm sure it will work itself out."Copy !req
1129. Didn't you tell me you grew
up near Longview, Texas?Copy !req
1130. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1131. - What town?
- Oh, it was more like a farm.Copy !req
1132. - Was it Quitman?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1133. Why do you ask me
all these questions?Copy !req
1134. Remember those people I brought
to see you at the hospital?Copy !req
1135. The old people?Copy !req
1136. Yeah.Copy !req
1137. Remember who they were?Copy !req
1138. How am I supposed to know?
They were in the wrong room.Copy !req
1139. Whoever they were, they were lyin'.Copy !req
1140. Did you get your
Social Security card?Copy !req
1141. What is this, the third degree?Copy !req
1142. What are you gettin' at?Copy !req
1143. You gave Miss Bunweill my
Social Security number...Copy !req
1144. - when you filled out your W-4 form.
- Who says I did?Copy !req
1145. Both Dr. Maas and Miss Bunweill.Copy !req
1146. Well, they're both wrong.Copy !req
1147. Why would I do anything like that?Copy !req
1148. I'm just tryin' to help you, Pinky.Copy !req
1149. Will you stop callin' me that?Copy !req
1150. How many times do I have to
tell you my name is Mildred?Copy !req
1151. You got it? It's Mildred!Copy !req
1152. "Edgar's okay, I guess.
But he's pretty old.Copy !req
1153. "At least he's making me laugh.Copy !req
1154. "That's more than I can
say for what's-her-name.Copy !req
1155. "I've been wondering about
my parents a lot lately...Copy !req
1156. "who they were, what they did.Copy !req
1157. "Maybe I can trace them someday.Copy !req
1158. "Lammoreaux is a
pretty unusual name.Copy !req
1159. - I bet it's French -"
- How dare you read my diary.Copy !req
1160. Don't you ever touch it again.Copy !req
1161. Do you hear me?Copy !req
1162. Pinky?Copy !req
1163. What's the matter?Copy !req
1164. - I'm scared.
- What of?Copy !req
1165. I had a bad dream.Copy !req
1166. Dreams can't hurt ya.Copy !req
1167. Can I sleep with you?Copy !req
1168. Sure.Copy !req
1169. Where ya goin'?Copy !req
1170. I'm just going
to shut out the light.Copy !req
1171. Oh! It's okay. It's just me. I am
just... I just came by for a visit.Copy !req
1172. - What are you doin' here?
- I was...Copy !req
1173. There wasn't anybody to talk
to, and I just thought I'd...Copy !req
1174. What are you two doing in bed?Copy !req
1175. You learning some new tricks
from my little Pinky Pinky?Copy !req
1176. - Leave her alone.
- I wasn't gonna hurt anything.Copy !req
1177. Get out of here right now,
or I'm gonna call the police.Copy !req
1178. - The police?
- I mean it.Copy !req
1179. The police, that's funny.
Those are all my pals.Copy !req
1180. If they knew what was
happening, they'd be here...Copy !req
1181. just celebrating,
because at this moment...Copy !req
1182. right now, I'm becoming a father.Copy !req
1183. - Willie's havin' her baby now?
- Willie's having her baby now.Copy !req
1184. - Who's with her?
- There isn't anybody with her.Copy !req
1185. What do you mean,
there's nobody with her?Copy !req
1186. There's nobody with her.
She doesn't need anybody.Copy !req
1187. - Come on, Pinky.
- She doesn't need me.Copy !req
1188. Where you gonna go, over there?
She doesn't need you either, honey.Copy !req
1189. - She's... Pinky.
- Nobody needs you.Copy !req
1190. - Pinky, why don't you stay here?
- Come on.Copy !req
1191. Willie, I'm here to take
you to the hospital.Copy !req
1192. It's too late. Get a doctor.Copy !req
1193. - Get a doctor.
- Okay.Copy !req
1194. Pinky, go to the hospital and get a doctor
and bring him right back here, you hear me?Copy !req
1195. Go on, Pinky! Do as I tell you!Copy !req
1196. - Oh.
- God.Copy !req
1197. It's okay now, Willie.Copy !req
1198. Pinky's gone to the hospital
to get you a doctor.Copy !req
1199. - Willie, what should I do?
- Get, uh... Hurry!Copy !req
1200. Get something.Copy !req
1201. Baby's coming. Let me get my...Copy !req
1202. My... Legs... Oh! Oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
1203. I-I don't know how do this.Copy !req
1204. Ohh.Copy !req
1205. Hold!Copy !req
1206. Push or something!Copy !req
1207. - Pinky'll be back with the doctor.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1208. - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- You should try to push.Copy !req
1209. Oh! Oh! Ohhh!Copy !req
1210. Willie, I don't think I can...Copy !req
1211. Something's coming out.Copy !req
1212. Breathe! I ca... Ohhh!Copy !req
1213. - There's a head coming out.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1214. What do I do?Copy !req
1215. It's a head.Copy !req
1216. I think it's not coming out.
It's too big.Copy !req
1217. Willie. Willie, push!Copy !req
1218. Push, Willie. It's too big.Copy !req
1219. There's a lot of blood, Willie.Copy !req
1220. Willie, its head... it's too big.Copy !req
1221. Willie, push.Copy !req
1222. Willie, I can't deliver it.Copy !req
1223. Willie, it's... it's a boy.Copy !req
1224. Willie, he's so cold.Copy !req
1225. I don't... I don't think
he's breathing.Copy !req
1226. Willie, he's so cold.Copy !req
1227. Ohh. My-My baby.Copy !req
1228. He's dead.Copy !req
1229. Y-You never went.Copy !req
1230. You never went!Copy !req
1231. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1232. I'm gonna need to get somebody
to sign for this order.Copy !req
1233. I'll get my mom.Copy !req
1234. She's coming.Copy !req
1235. Hi. I need to get you
to sign this order.Copy !req
1236. Sure is horrible
what happened to old Edgar.Copy !req
1237. Yes. It was a terrible accident.
We're all grieved by it.Copy !req
1238. I just don't understand it...Copy !req
1239. him being so good with guns
and everything.Copy !req
1240. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1241. Bye. I'll see ya.Copy !req
1242. Come on, Millie. You're gonna
help me fix dinner tonight.Copy !req
1243. The vegetables need washing.
Get that hair outta your face.Copy !req
1244. - Want some Coke?
- Thank you, baby.Copy !req
1245. I just had the most
wonderful dream.Copy !req
1246. I was trying to remember it,
but I couldn't.Copy !req
1247. All right, you two.
Time to come inside.Copy !req
1248. Okay.Copy !req
1249. Oh. Damn skirt.Copy !req
1250. I'll fix that for you.Copy !req
1251. Millie, get my sewing basket.Copy !req
1252. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1253. Where is it?Copy !req
1254. You know where it is.Copy !req
1255. Okay.Copy !req
1256. And wash those potatoes for me.Copy !req
1257. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1258. All of them?Copy !req
1259. All of them.Copy !req
1260. And put them in the pot.Copy !req
1261. This pot?Copy !req
1262. I'm not gonna answer that.Copy !req
1263. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1264. Don't know why you have
to be so mean to her.Copy !req