1. I want to do it. -
No, I'm supposed to!Copy !req
2. Get out of here!Copy !req
3. Would you guys
shut up? Just go.Copy !req
4. Last summer looked like
another great summer
with our grandfather.Copy !req
5. Me and my brothers—Copy !req
6. My brothers and I. -
Whatever!Copy !req
7. We spent most of our time
training to be ninja mastersCopy !req
8. at our grandpa's cabin.Copy !req
9. Yeah, when most kids
are at some stupid camp,Copy !req
10. my two younger brothers
and ICopy !req
11. studied with our
Japanese grandfather.Copy !req
12. Most mornings
began the same way.Copy !req
13. He'd wake us up
with a different test,Copy !req
14. which I was always
ready for.Copy !req
15. So was I.Copy !req
16. So was I! -
Yeah, right!Copy !req
17. Grandpa's kind of
a goofball in a way,Copy !req
18. but when it comes to
martial arts and stuff,Copy !req
19. he's pretty cool.Copy !req
20. Yeah!
Like he'd slaughter
50 guys in two seconds.Copy !req
21. Shut up. -
You shut up!Copy !req
22. Just go!Copy !req
23. We've been training
since we were really little.Copy !req
24. You're still
really little.Copy !req
25. Jerk!Copy !req
26. With all our
ninja training,Copy !req
27. we thought we were
ready to be ninjas.Copy !req
28. Well,
it's a good thing
that we were,Copy !req
29. because that was the summer
that we would never forget.Copy !req
30. Hyah!Copy !req
31. Hyah!Copy !req
32. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
33. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
34. Hyah!Copy !req
35. Hyah!Copy !req
36. Hyah!Copy !req
37. Hyah!Copy !req
38. Hyah!Copy !req
39. Hyaah!Copy !req
40. Hyaaah!Copy !req
41. Hyah!Copy !req
42. Hyah! Hyaaah!Copy !req
43. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
44. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
45. Hyaaah!Copy !req
46. Hyah!Copy !req
47. Hyah!Copy !req
48. Ooh-ow!Copy !req
49. - Hyah! Hyah!
- Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
50. Hyah!Copy !req
51. Hyah!Copy !req
52. Whoa!Copy !req
53. Yoo-hoo! Up here!Copy !req
54. Grandpa, how'd you do that?Copy !req
55. Next time, try attacking
in a nonsmoking section.Copy !req
56. Man, we almost had you.Copy !req
57. Yeah, we almost had you!Copy !req
58. Had me?Copy !req
59. Ah, Michael!Copy !req
60. What?Copy !req
61. If I hadn't stopped the car,Copy !req
62. you would've been
called pancake by now.Copy !req
63. You would've stopped.Copy !req
64. Okay, guys, what now?Copy !req
65. Let's attack him again.Copy !req
66. Ah! Two lessons you have
to learn from this battle.Copy !req
67. Number one, never attack
unless you're gonna win.Copy !req
68. And lesson two?Copy !req
69. Don't climb a tree
that's full of thorns.Copy !req
70. Ooh.Copy !req
71. Okay.Copy !req
72. Grandpa, where'd you
get that ugly mask?Copy !req
73. This mask my father gave to me
on my Day of Names,Copy !req
74. and I will continue
this tradition with you.Copy !req
75. The Day of Names?Copy !req
76. We've already
got names, Grandpa.Copy !req
77. Ah, you may have
family names,Copy !req
78. but not ninja names.Copy !req
79. - All right. Samuel.
- Sir.Copy !req
80. From this day forward
until forever,Copy !req
81. you shall be known
as Rocky,Copy !req
82. because you are strong, solid,Copy !req
83. and cool
as granite rock.Copy !req
84. Awesome. Yes.Copy !req
85. Jeffrey. Ah, you are
fast and free,Copy !req
86. spirit of the young
wild horse.Copy !req
87. You shall be known
as Colt.Copy !req
88. Colt?Copy !req
89. That's cool.Copy !req
90. What about me?Copy !req
91. Can I be
Monster Destroyer?Copy !req
92. Or how about
Super Killer?Copy !req
93. How about
Super Dork?Copy !req
94. Shut up, spaz.Copy !req
95. Little one, since your energy
begins and ends
with your tummy,Copy !req
96. you shall be known
as Tum Tum!Copy !req
97. Tum Tum!Copy !req
98. I can't wait
to show these to Dad.Copy !req
99. He'll hate 'em.Copy !req
100. Grandpa, will our dad
be home tomorrow
when we get back?Copy !req
101. Well...Copy !req
102. He's a busy man,Copy !req
103. in a very troublesome job,
Tum Tum.Copy !req
104. We're almost there.Copy !req
105. Hyah!Copy !req
106. On time,
as promised.Copy !req
107. It is a pleasure to do business
with you, Mr. Snyder.Copy !req
108. Now, on behalf of the people
of my country,Copy !req
109. I would like to say...Copy !req
110. You're under arrest.Copy !req
111. Freeze, Snyder! FBI!Copy !req
112. Hold your fire!Copy !req
113. Give it up, Snyder!Copy !req
114. You got
nowhere to go.Copy !req
115. A surprise.Copy !req
116. I love surprises.Copy !req
117. The FBI! Whoo!Copy !req
118. Nice of you
to drop in.Copy !req
119. Freeze!Copy !req
120. Get up.Copy !req
121. On the wall.Copy !req
122. All right, freeze, Snyder!Copy !req
123. It's over!Copy !req
124. Don't move
a muscle!Copy !req
125. I'd love to stay
and chat,Copy !req
126. but I've gotta fly.Copy !req
127. Sam!Copy !req
128. Agent Green is okay,
and we got everything.Copy !req
129. We got guns,
the mortars.Copy !req
130. It's like a warehouse
for World War III.Copy !req
131. - We got it all!
- We got nothing!
I want Snyder!Copy !req
132. He's everything!Copy !req
133. I want him!Copy !req
134. I gotta go. Bye!Copy !req
135. I hear they almost
got us, boss.Copy !req
136. Me! Got me, Brown.
Not us.Copy !req
137. My skin
was on the line today.Copy !req
138. That was Sam Douglas,
for God's sake.Copy !req
139. I knew him when I worked
with Mori Tanaka.Copy !req
140. That FBI guy
is a ninja, too?Copy !req
141. Are you kidding, huh?Copy !req
142. Douglas despises
martial arts.Copy !req
143. That little jerk is married
to Mori Tanaka's daughter.Copy !req
144. Our luck old man Mori
went and married his daughter
off to a Fed, huh?Copy !req
145. Mr. Brown,
this afternoon,Copy !req
146. we pay my old friend, Mori,
a little visit.Copy !req
147. Right.Copy !req
148. Look, I'll have them
home for dinner tonight.Copy !req
149. Ninja training is good
for the boys.Copy !req
150. Grandpa, who's this
in the picture?Copy !req
151. Okay. It's your grandmother.Copy !req
152. Okay, okay, but...Copy !req
153. - I know he hates it, but...
- No, whose hand is that?Copy !req
154. I'm talking
to your mother.Copy !req
155. I... I know your husband
hates it, but...Copy !req
156. Okay, Jessica,
I may be wrong,Copy !req
157. but he should
spend more time
with his own children.Copy !req
158. Food's coming!Copy !req
159. Oops.Copy !req
160. Colt, what is a ninja?Copy !req
161. A ninja is one who can use
everything around him
to trick his enemies.Copy !req
162. He is fast, and he is friendly
to his environment.Copy !req
163. A ninja is honest and good.Copy !req
164. His mind, body and spirit
are one.Copy !req
165. He has self-control.
He has discipline.Copy !req
166. A ninja loves nature.Copy !req
167. Uh, 'cause he's
part of nature.Copy !req
168. Uh, a ninja
never fights a battle
if he cannot win.Copy !req
169. A ninja...Copy !req
170. Mind, body, spirit,Copy !req
171. heart are one.Copy !req
172. And never use your power
on anyone weaker than yourself.Copy !req
173. Hey, almost everyone
is weaker than me,
Grandpa, and slower.Copy !req
174. Don't be overconfident.Copy !req
175. Yeah, don't be
overconfident.Copy !req
176. Okay, Grandpa.Copy !req
177. All right, give me
your hand.Copy !req
178. Love and trust be one.Copy !req
179. Just as
a rope of one strand
can be broken,Copy !req
180. a rope of four strands,
no enemy can break.Copy !req
181. Whoa.Copy !req
182. Grandpa, who is that?Copy !req
183. Stay here and eat.Copy !req
184. Grandpa,
what's going on?Copy !req
185. Rocky, let me see!Copy !req
186. - Get off!
- Shut up!Copy !req
187. Act like ninja,
not little babies.Copy !req
188. What did I do?Copy !req
189. Hyah!Copy !req
190. Ow!Copy !req
191. Hyah!Copy !req
192. Ayah!Copy !req
193. Hyah!Copy !req
194. Hyah!Copy !req
195. Come here.Copy !req
196. Hyah!Copy !req
197. Hyah!Copy !req
198. Face!Copy !req
199. - Hyah! Hyah!
- Oh!Copy !req
200. Hyah!Copy !req
201. Oh!Copy !req
202. Hyah!Copy !req
203. Hyah!Copy !req
204. Aah!Copy !req
205. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
206. Hyah!Copy !req
207. Hyah!Copy !req
208. Aah!Copy !req
209. Hyah!Copy !req
210. Yes!Copy !req
211. - Come on!
- Grandpa!Copy !req
212. Go sit down.Copy !req
213. Well, you're
looking good.Copy !req
214. You passed
my little test, partner.Copy !req
215. Snyder.Copy !req
216. The only mistake I ever made
was being partners with you.Copy !req
217. Your mistake
was quitting.Copy !req
218. I made a fortune
on those karate studios.Copy !req
219. Phht! Blood money.Copy !req
220. Come on.Copy !req
221. You're living
in this junky place.Copy !req
222. And obviously
you can't find
many students.Copy !req
223. I mean, look at these
three runts.Copy !req
224. They are not students.
They're family.Copy !req
225. Well, maybe they'd like
to work for me.Copy !req
226. I teach ninja,
not murderers.Copy !req
227. Look...Copy !req
228. I want you
to train my men.Copy !req
229. As you can see,
they're kind of helpless. Hmm?Copy !req
230. You get back
into training,Copy !req
231. and I'll pay you
a fortune. Huh?Copy !req
232. Hmm?Copy !req
233. Is that all you want?Copy !req
234. Actually, no.Copy !req
235. It's your son-in-law,
Sam Douglas.Copy !req
236. Get him off my back
for a couple of weeks,Copy !req
237. for his sake and yours,
not for mine.Copy !req
238. Or else you not only
lose the money,Copy !req
239. you may also
lose a son-in-law.Copy !req
240. And who knows?Copy !req
241. With Douglas
out of the way,Copy !req
242. there may be
no one leftCopy !req
243. to defend the honor
of your beautiful daughter.Copy !req
244. You are getting slow.Copy !req
245. Old man,
take the money.Copy !req
246. Talk to Sam Douglas.Copy !req
247. Get him out of my life, hmm?Copy !req
248. Or I will rip out
your heart!Copy !req
249. Boys, come here.Copy !req
250. Attention!Copy !req
251. Sir!Copy !req
252. Who told you
I needed your help?Copy !req
253. I thought I told you
to stay in the house.Copy !req
254. A ninja shouldn't be
overconfident, Grandpa.Copy !req
255. That's true.Copy !req
256. Come here.Copy !req
257. Oh, that's awesome!Copy !req
258. Quiet, boys.Copy !req
259. - Oh, sir!
- Sir!Copy !req
260. Before I show you this,Copy !req
261. you must promise meCopy !req
262. you will not use this knowledge
unless you're in severe danger,Copy !req
263. that you can only,
only use this technique,Copy !req
264. to save your lives.Copy !req
265. You promise this?Copy !req
266. Sir!Copy !req
267. There are a few places
on the body,Copy !req
268. that if you hit,Copy !req
269. the person will
remember nothing,Copy !req
270. except how much it hurts.Copy !req
271. You can be sure
the personCopy !req
272. will not want to continue
the fight.Copy !req
273. Rocky!Copy !req
274. Sir.Copy !req
275. I want you
to hit right there.Copy !req
276. Ayah!Copy !req
277. See, see? Ah, now,Copy !req
278. I want you
to hit right there.Copy !req
279. But, Grandpa,
that's the same spotCopy !req
280. Oh, no, it isn't.Copy !req
281. Now hit!Copy !req
282. - Hyah!
- You see?Copy !req
283. Nothing.Copy !req
284. A half an inch between
life and death.Copy !req
285. Now, I want you to hitCopy !req
286. here... here...Copy !req
287. here... here... and here.Copy !req
288. I want you to practice
for one hour,Copy !req
289. and then we'll go back
to the city.Copy !req
290. - But, Grandpa...
- Grandpa, I like it—Copy !req
291. One hour.Copy !req
292. Now practice!Copy !req
293. And what was
with that guy
in the white suit?Copy !req
294. I don't know.Copy !req
295. From the way he acted
with Grandpa,Copy !req
296. I think the whole attack
was fake.Copy !req
297. Man, those swords
were real, buddy.Copy !req
298. I still don't know.Copy !req
299. I think he's just
an old friend of Grandpa's.Copy !req
300. He didn't look very
friendly to me.Copy !req
301. Look who's here.Copy !req
302. Shut up, Colt.Copy !req
303. It's your girlfriend.
Look, she's chasing after us.Copy !req
304. She's not my girlfriend, okay?Copy !req
305. You gonna kiss her?Copy !req
306. Yeah, are you gonna kiss her?Copy !req
307. No, but I'm gonna kill you two
if you don't shut up.Copy !req
308. Hey, there's Dad!Copy !req
309. Dad! Dad! Dad!Copy !req
310. Jerry, remind me we got
that briefing at six o' clock.Copy !req
311. And I need that
ballistics report.Copy !req
312. - Dad!
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
313. How was your summer
with Grandpa?Copy !req
314. Great! I want to show you
a lot of stuff we learned.Copy !req
315. - Look, Jeffrey, show me
that stuff later—
- It's not Jeffrey. It's Colt.Copy !req
316. - Yeah, and I'm not Sam.
I'm Rocky.
- Jeffrey. Sam.Copy !req
317. - Michael, you're Tum Tum?
- Yeah.Copy !req
318. You see, I'm Colt
'cause I'm fast,Copy !req
319. he's Rocky 'cause he's solid,Copy !req
320. and he's Tum Tum 'cause...Copy !req
321. He'll eat anything.Copy !req
322. I won't eat dog poop.Copy !req
323. It's bad enough he's got you
doing karate all summer.Copy !req
324. What, they need new names?Copy !req
325. I like my new name.Copy !req
326. Sam! Come on, Sam.
We gotta roll.Copy !req
327. Look, boys, uh, I gotta go.Copy !req
328. I'm glad you're back.Copy !req
329. Don't forget to kiss
your mother hello, Jeffrey.Copy !req
330. It's Colt.Copy !req
331. Hi.Copy !req
332. Hi.Copy !req
333. Did I hear your new name
is Rocky?Copy !req
334. Nah. It's just a new name
my grandpa gave me.Copy !req
335. I like that name. It's cute.Copy !req
336. Uh... I gotta go.Copy !req
337. Yeah. Me, too.Copy !req
338. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
339. Bye.Copy !req
340. - Hi, Mom.
- Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
341. - Hi, Mom!
- Where are you going, huh?Copy !req
342. Let me down! I'm sorry.Copy !req
343. Hey.Copy !req
344. I think you're gonna make
a great ninja warrior.Copy !req
345. Whatever.Copy !req
346. You think being a ninja's
hard work, try being a mom.Copy !req
347. Mr. Brown,Copy !req
348. I want you to snatch
those three little kidsCopy !req
349. and hold them as insuranceCopy !req
350. till the deal with
Colonel Farouk is done. Huh?Copy !req
351. Douglas doesn't dare touch me
if I've got his kids.Copy !req
352. You should've grabbed them
when you were up at the cabin.Copy !req
353. Unh!Copy !req
354. But I guess
you knew that already.Copy !req
355. Snatch those kids
without getting caught,Copy !req
356. or I'm going to crush your headCopy !req
357. until a slimy ooze comes
out of your eyeballs.Copy !req
358. No. No problem, boss.Copy !req
359. I'll... I'll get
right over there.Copy !req
360. - Mr. Brown!
- Yeah?Copy !req
361. The Feds have us
all under surveillance.Copy !req
362. Every move we make,
they're watching.Copy !req
363. We need some outside guys. Hmm?Copy !req
364. Uh, if... if I may suggest,
Mr. Snyder,Copy !req
365. three guys who did some...
some messenger work for us
a few times.Copy !req
366. My sister's kid
and his buddies.Copy !req
367. They're... they're terrific.Copy !req
368. Make the call.Copy !req
369. Tell me.
Have they studied the mastersCopy !req
370. of our Eastern philosophy
like our other men?Copy !req
371. Well, I... I don't know
for sure.Copy !req
372. But I know they do
a lot of reading.Copy !req
373. I must say...Copy !req
374. I would most certainly
consider getting radicalCopy !req
375. on some lonely, misbegotten
beach with this babe.Copy !req
376. She is beauty
for modern man to enjoy.Copy !req
377. Dude.Copy !req
378. Hey, amigos!
This is no library.Copy !req
379. You buy, or you go.Copy !req
380. Oh. My apologies, my good man.Copy !req
381. Hammer, go score
the frozen fruit concentrateCopy !req
382. and those gnarly little
snack cakes.Copy !req
383. No sweat, dude.Copy !req
384. Cool. Marcus, score some
nacho chipsCopy !req
385. - and some radical salsa.
- Dude.Copy !req
386. None of that green stuff.Copy !req
387. Dude!Copy !req
388. And you, my good man,Copy !req
389. open up the cash register.Copy !req
390. That's right, dude.Copy !req
391. Us three boneheads
are sticking you up.Copy !req
392. Dude!Copy !req
393. Now open up that register
before I have to get nasty.Copy !req
394. Blam! Blam! Blam!Copy !req
395. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
396. Could I please use
your telephone?Copy !req
397. Mr. Festin.Copy !req
398. Good. Listen, I want you
to drop what you're doing.Copy !req
399. I got a job
for you and your boys.Copy !req
400. You have
my undivided attention, sir.Copy !req
401. All right, listen.Copy !req
402. We want you to snatch
a few kids for us.Copy !req
403. Would these be, like, any kids,Copy !req
404. or do you have some
specific ones in mind?Copy !req
405. They're three very specific
little boys.Copy !req
406. You got a pen?
Here's the address.Copy !req
407. 623 North Pacheco.Copy !req
408. That's 623. You got that?Copy !req
409. Cover his ears, dude.Copy !req
410. Okay. You remember six.Copy !req
411. You remember two.
I'll remember three.Copy !req
412. Pacheco. Okay, I got it, sir.Copy !req
413. We'll get right on it.Copy !req
414. Festin, don't screw this up.Copy !req
415. Or we'll have to kill you.Copy !req
416. Bummer.Copy !req
417. Radical.Copy !req
418. We got a job, dude?Copy !req
419. - Dude.
- Dude!Copy !req
420. Your boys will take care
of the kids.Copy !req
421. Then I'll put the screws
on Douglas.Copy !req
422. Mr. Brown...Copy !req
423. Fax Colonel Farouk,Copy !req
424. and tell him we can ship
the missiles in two days.Copy !req
425. God, I love being a bad guy.Copy !req
426. School bites it.Copy !req
427. I want to stay with Grandpa.Copy !req
428. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
429. Would you guys shut up?
Mom will hear you.Copy !req
430. Oh, say hi to your girlfriend
for me.Copy !req
431. Yeah, say hi to your girlfriend
for me.Copy !req
432. She's not my girlfriend, okay?Copy !req
433. What's going on?Copy !req
434. My brothers are retarded.Copy !req
435. What time are you guys gonna
go to school tomorrow?Copy !req
436. Around quarter to 8:00,
I guess.Copy !req
437. I'll ride with you.Copy !req
438. Fine, but don't be late.Copy !req
439. - Mom's coming!
- Mom!Copy !req
440. Gotta go. Bye!Copy !req
441. Rocky.Copy !req
442. Should we tell Dad
about the guy we saw
Grandpa with?Copy !req
443. We'll tell him tomorrow.
Go to sleep.Copy !req
444. Hey, you guys, got a new
stash of jellybeans.Copy !req
445. You want some?Copy !req
446. No.Copy !req
447. Good night, Rocky.
Night, Tum Tum.Copy !req
448. Night, Colt.Copy !req
449. Good night.Copy !req
450. I choked on a jellybean.Copy !req
451. Okay, okay. Okay.
Uh, Marcia Brady
or Laurie Partridge?Copy !req
452. Rather do Laurie.Copy !req
453. Okay! Cool.
Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?Copy !req
454. Uh, Tanya Roberts, dude.Copy !req
455. Dudes, dudes,
dudes, dudes. Shh!Copy !req
456. Men, it's time
for some excellent
breaking and entering.Copy !req
457. Dude!Copy !req
458. Do you guys want
some coffee?Copy !req
459. Don't worry.
My wife made it,
not me.Copy !req
460. Those guys look like
Feds or something.Copy !req
461. Dude!Copy !req
462. What are we
gonna do, man?Copy !req
463. They've all
got guns, dude.Copy !req
464. Well, my dangerous buds,Copy !req
465. tomorrow is another day.Copy !req
466. And those little dudes
are ours.Copy !req
467. - Slurpee?
- Radical.Copy !req
468. - Slurpee?
- Dude!Copy !req
469. We're outta here.Copy !req
470. We will protect our family,
old friend.Copy !req
471. Where is my notebook?Copy !req
472. Honey, check
your backpack.Copy !req
473. I know I left it
right here!Copy !req
474. Rocky, get your feet
off the table.Copy !req
475. Is dad getting up?Copy !req
476. He left, sweetie.
He's gone.Copy !req
477. No, put it back!Copy !req
478. Somebody
get the door!Copy !req
479. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
480. Where's
my backpack?Copy !req
481. Hi. You guys ready?Copy !req
482. Uh, yeah. Come on!Copy !req
483. Good morning, Emily.Copy !req
484. Good morning,
Mrs. Douglas.Copy !req
485. Where's my backpack?Copy !req
486. Honey, look,
it's right here, baby.Copy !req
487. Jeffrey, here you go.Copy !req
488. Colt, Tum Tum, let's go!Copy !req
489. All right, you, watch!Copy !req
490. Okay. Have a nice...Copy !req
491. day.Copy !req
492. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
493. See you at school!Copy !req
494. Sorry, mister!Copy !req
495. Whoo!Copy !req
496. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
497. Dude! There they go!Copy !req
498. Awesome!Copy !req
499. Mr. Muffin Man,
catch you later!Copy !req
500. Guys, let's cut
through here.Copy !req
501. Guys! Wait up!Copy !req
502. Bummer!Copy !req
503. Go around
that way.Copy !req
504. Cool.Copy !req
505. - Slow it down.
- Slowing.Copy !req
506. Slow it down.Copy !req
507. Uh-oh.Copy !req
508. Fender bender.Copy !req
509. Dude.Copy !req
510. Ooh, someone
got a ticket.Copy !req
511. Shut up!Copy !req
512. Not you, the... kids.Copy !req
513. Rocky. What are we
stopping for?Copy !req
514. Where's Emily?Copy !req
515. Who cares?
She's slow.Copy !req
516. Yeah, she's slow.Copy !req
517. No. I'm gonna go
look for her.Copy !req
518. Nice bike.Copy !req
519. Yeah, looks like
it'd fit my little sister
perfectly.Copy !req
520. Rocky!Copy !req
521. Let's go!
Come on!Copy !req
522. That was great.Copy !req
523. Are you okay?Copy !req
524. Nice job, show-off.Copy !req
525. Look, I'll get
your bike back.Copy !req
526. Trust me.Copy !req
527. Ooh, busted!Copy !req
528. Festin, this is not going
to please Mr. Snyder.Copy !req
529. If you know
what I mean.Copy !req
530. Well, yes, sir.Copy !req
531. Yeah, but you must understand
the situation was intense.Copy !req
532. I mean, there were
FBI guys there,Copy !req
533. and... and you had
previously indicatedCopy !req
534. that you wished us
to maintain, like,Copy !req
535. a mega-serious level
of silence, sir.Copy !req
536. The place was swarming
with Feds, boss.Copy !req
537. Look...Copy !req
538. You just get those
kids tonight.Copy !req
539. Before midnight!
Do you understand?Copy !req
540. Whoa.Copy !req
541. Brown,Copy !req
542. back those guys up
if you have to.Copy !req
543. But, Brown, I want those kids!Copy !req
544. Hey, dude, what time
does school get out?Copy !req
545. I don't know.Copy !req
546. I never stayed
to the end.Copy !req
547. Dude!Copy !req
548. Schwarzenegger could
kill anybody.Copy !req
549. Bruce Lee could kick
Schwarzenegger's butt.Copy !req
550. Give us
the ball back.Copy !req
551. Aw, does the baby
want his ball back?Copy !req
552. Well, you're gonna
have to play us for it.Copy !req
553. Fight!Copy !req
554. Fight, everybody! Fight!Copy !req
555. Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
556. Fight!Copy !req
557. What's the matter,
you deaf?Copy !req
558. You want
to play or not?Copy !req
559. Yeah.Copy !req
560. We'll play you.Copy !req
561. Two-on-two.Copy !req
562. For how much?Copy !req
563. How much?Copy !req
564. We're not
supposed to gamble.Copy !req
565. What am I hearing?Copy !req
566. "We're not
supposed to gamble."Copy !req
567. Well, I wouldn't want
to do anythingCopy !req
568. to make your mommy
or your daddy spank you.Copy !req
569. What do you
want to bet?Copy !req
570. Colt!Copy !req
571. Colt?Copy !req
572. What a name.Copy !req
573. Yeah, little horsey.
How about some hay?Copy !req
574. Laugh.Copy !req
575. Colt, don't.Copy !req
576. Well, punks,
I seem to be collecting
quite a few bikes today.Copy !req
577. How about
we play for yours?Copy !req
578. When we win,
what do we get?Copy !req
579. Well, if you win,
me and my buddiesCopy !req
580. will let you walk out of here
without busting up your faces.Copy !req
581. Ooh!Copy !req
582. How many points
to a game?Copy !req
583. Ten. Duh.Copy !req
584. Fine, we'll spot you nine.
You take first out.Copy !req
585. A nine-point lead?Copy !req
586. Cake.Copy !req
587. Now, Colt, no matter what,
no fighting.Copy !req
588. - Oh, come on.
- No fighting!Copy !req
589. Man, with a nine-point
lead, they're dead.Copy !req
590. Let's whip
their butts.Copy !req
591. Can you
hold my hat?Copy !req
592. Why are you
showing off?Copy !req
593. I'm not showing off.
I'm playing basketball.Copy !req
594. Psych.Copy !req
595. Thank you!Copy !req
596. Yes!Copy !req
597. Shut up!Copy !req
598. You're going down.Copy !req
599. Oh, come on, man!Copy !req
600. Come on,
this is not fair.Copy !req
601. - Are you okay?
- Shut up.Copy !req
602. - Colt...
- Shut up.Copy !req
603. Go ahead.Copy !req
604. Nine.Copy !req
605. Beautiful.Copy !req
606. Chicken.Copy !req
607. No!Copy !req
608. Yes. Ten.Copy !req
609. Have a nice walk home.Copy !req
610. Without your bikes.Copy !req
611. - Colt?
- Please, Rocky.
I don't care.Copy !req
612. Are you guys okay?Copy !req
613. - Emily, I'll get your
bike back.
- Forget it.Copy !req
614. Here, I got it. Wait.Copy !req
615. Vroom! Vroom! Watch out.
Watch out.Copy !req
616. - Tum Tum, honey, where's Colt?
- I don't know.Copy !req
617. Well, could you go upstairs
and look for him, please?Copy !req
618. - Rocky,
where's your brother?
- What?Copy !req
619. I don't know. Who cares?Copy !req
620. All right. Baby, get the door.
It's the babysitter.Copy !req
621. Oh, Mom.Copy !req
622. Hi.Copy !req
623. Well, there you are.Copy !req
624. You should be getting
ready for bed.Copy !req
625. It's nine o'clock.Copy !req
626. Where's Dad?Copy !req
627. He's working late again
on his case, honey.Copy !req
628. I'm gonna go meet him
right now.Copy !req
629. Is he gonna tell Grandpa
not to teach us anymore?Copy !req
630. Honey, we'll see, okay?Copy !req
631. Dad's been pretty upset
about his work,Copy !req
632. and I don't think this is
the best time to ask him.Copy !req
633. Who is this bad guy anyway?Copy !req
634. There's a picture of him
right there on the top
of that file.Copy !req
635. What time are you guys
coming home?Copy !req
636. Late.Copy !req
637. Now you be good, okay?Copy !req
638. Guys! Guys, check this out.Copy !req
639. This is the guy from yesterday.Copy !req
640. He's the one Dad's after.Copy !req
641. Grandpa is friends
with a criminal?Copy !req
642. No way.Copy !req
643. Yes way!
It says so on the back.Copy !req
644. "Hugo Snyder, uh, business
associate of Mori Tanaka."Copy !req
645. That's Grandpa.Copy !req
646. Do you think
Grandpa's a crook, too?Copy !req
647. Oh, come on. No way.Copy !req
648. But it says he's friends
with that guy!Copy !req
649. And we saw him joking around
with Grandpa yesterday.Copy !req
650. We gotta tell Dad.Copy !req
651. We can't tell Dad.Copy !req
652. If he knows that
they're still friends,Copy !req
653. he'll never let us
see Grandpa again.Copy !req
654. I can't believe
Grandpa's a bad guy.Copy !req
655. He's not.Copy !req
656. Is he?Copy !req
657. Okay, dudes,
Operation Kick Butt
is about to commence.Copy !req
658. Synchronize watches.Copy !req
659. What time is it?Copy !req
660. I don't know.
Anybody got a watch?Copy !req
661. Awesome!Copy !req
662. So like, Fester,
how are we gonna get
into the house, dude?Copy !req
663. That's a very good question,
O Gnarly One.Copy !req
664. Dude!Copy !req
665. It seems that providence
has shinedCopy !req
666. her lovely light upon us, boys.Copy !req
667. It's pizza time.Copy !req
668. Come in, Rocky.Copy !req
669. Rocky, are you there?Copy !req
670. Hello? Is anybody there?Copy !req
671. Hellooo.Copy !req
672. Rocky, is that you?Copy !req
673. It's Emily.Copy !req
674. She wants to talk to Rocky.Copy !req
675. He says to say he loves you.Copy !req
676. Rocky loves Emily.Copy !req
677. Look, I can't talk right now.
I got a ton of homework.Copy !req
678. You know, my parents are gonna
kill me if I don't finish.Copy !req
679. What's going on over there?-Copy !req
680. Hmm.Copy !req
681. Who is it?Copy !req
682. Pizza, ma'am.Copy !req
683. We didn't order any pizza!Copy !req
684. Uh, some kids called.Copy !req
685. Yeah. And if you don't pay,
we'll, uh...Copy !req
686. We'll TP your house.Copy !req
687. Shh.Copy !req
688. Aah!Copy !req
689. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
690. Whoa! Ha-ha!Copy !req
691. Uncool, bro.Copy !req
692. Dude, sensitive.Copy !req
693. Ah. Much better.Copy !req
694. Okay, first we feast,
then we felony.Copy !req
695. Guys, I've got some good news
and some bad news.Copy !req
696. The good news
is the delivery guyCopy !req
697. just creamed the babysitter
with the pizza.Copy !req
698. Awesome!Copy !req
699. The bad news is,
they're carrying guns.Copy !req
700. Okay, okay, don't panic.Copy !req
701. We'll call the police.Copy !req
702. Duh. There's no phone
in here!Copy !req
703. Um, Emily. We'll call Emily,
and she'll call the police.Copy !req
704. Hold it!Copy !req
705. Rocky, this could be
our chance.Copy !req
706. If we can take these
three robbers ourselves,Copy !req
707. then maybe Dad will seeCopy !req
708. that our ninja training's
worth it. Yes!Copy !req
709. Should we do it?Copy !req
710. Let's murdelize 'em.Copy !req
711. Hyah!Copy !req
712. Hey, man, this kidnapping
is so much better
than armed robbery.Copy !req
713. Dude!Copy !req
714. Yeah, I... I never got a pizza
on a robbery.Copy !req
715. Dude.Copy !req
716. I know, and it's good 'za, too.Copy !req
717. Hey, you know what,
we should save some of thisCopy !req
718. for the kids we're napping.Copy !req
719. Dude.Copy !req
720. They're probably
pretty nice kids.Copy !req
721. Where are
all the weapons?Copy !req
722. The slingshot?
The knife throwers?Copy !req
723. Dad hid 'em. He doesn't want us
messing with 'em.Copy !req
724. Oh, great. So what are we
gonna use against
those guys with guns?Copy !req
725. Okay, you dudes ready?Copy !req
726. - Radical.
- Dude!Copy !req
727. Okay. One, two, three.Copy !req
728. Whoa.Copy !req
729. Cool room.Copy !req
730. Dude.Copy !req
731. Oh, little dudes, pizza's here.Copy !req
732. Where are those little boogers?Copy !req
733. If I was a little booger,
where would I be?Copy !req
734. Mom and Dad's room.Copy !req
735. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
736. Last one out closes the door!Copy !req
737. Come on.Copy !req
738. Okay, Colt, you've got the roomCopy !req
739. at the end of the hall
that Mom is redoing.Copy !req
740. Check.Copy !req
741. - Tum Tum, you've got
the kitchen.
- Check.Copy !req
742. Now, guys, prepare for Phase 1.Copy !req
743. Dude!Copy !req
744. Open the box.
Look inside.Copy !req
745. Hey, dudes,
check it out.Copy !req
746. Go, Tum, go.Copy !req
747. Yeah.Copy !req
748. Hey, found one.Copy !req
749. Oh, no!Copy !req
750. Robbers!Copy !req
751. Robbers? I thought
we were kidnappers.Copy !req
752. We are.Copy !req
753. Dude.Copy !req
754. Hey!Copy !req
755. Good luck, Colt.Copy !req
756. Whoa.Copy !req
757. Okay, little dude.Copy !req
758. We know you're
in here somewhere.Copy !req
759. We don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
760. We just want to kidnap you.Copy !req
761. Come here, you little idiot.Copy !req
762. Little kid, come here.Copy !req
763. Kid.Copy !req
764. - Hyah!
- Hey!Copy !req
765. Dude, dude! It's me!Copy !req
766. Oh, dude, you're right.Copy !req
767. I'm totally sorry.Copy !req
768. Dude!Copy !req
769. You hit me first!Copy !req
770. - Dude.
- Just stop it.
Stop it, shh.Copy !req
771. Where's that little kid?Copy !req
772. Ha!Copy !req
773. Fake out.Copy !req
774. Shut up.Copy !req
775. Dude?Copy !req
776. No. There's no possible way
he could be downstairs.Copy !req
777. - Uhh!
- Dude, what happened?Copy !req
778. You hit me!Copy !req
779. Hyah!Copy !req
780. - Hyah!
- Oh!Copy !req
781. Ahh! Dude!Copy !req
782. Hey, dudes. Dudes...Copy !req
783. There he is.Copy !req
784. I'm going in.Copy !req
785. Oh! Uh! Oh, I got him!Copy !req
786. I got his little,
itty-bitty... Ow!Copy !req
787. Hey, hey,
that's my arm!Copy !req
788. - Dude.
- Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
789. Stop.
Don't hit me, dudes!Copy !req
790. - Okay, okay.
- Ow! Wait! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
791. I'm gonna kill him.Copy !req
792. Let go
of my arm, buddy!Copy !req
793. Okay! Okay!
Stop it! Cool it!Copy !req
794. Did somebody cut one?Copy !req
795. - Let's bail.
- Oh, not just yet, dude.Copy !req
796. There are those
two little other jerks.Copy !req
797. If you get those two,Copy !req
798. the third is most sure
to follow.Copy !req
799. Yeah!Copy !req
800. It's still locked.Copy !req
801. Pull harder!Copy !req
802. Oh.Copy !req
803. Oh! Ow!Copy !req
804. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
805. - My head, man!
- Dude!Copy !req
806. - I hurt my arm.
- "Oh, I hurt my arm!"Copy !req
807. Colt, the oil.Copy !req
808. Eh! Ooh!Copy !req
809. Ooh!Copy !req
810. - Oh!
- Wipeout, dude!Copy !req
811. Uh!Copy !req
812. Ow!Copy !req
813. What's with the CDs?Copy !req
814. Get 'em, dudes!Copy !req
815. Here they come.Copy !req
816. Oh!Copy !req
817. Oh! Uh! Aargh!Copy !req
818. Don't you just hate us?Copy !req
819. Oh!Copy !req
820. Oh!Copy !req
821. Watch my nose, dude.
It's bad news already.Copy !req
822. Oh!Copy !req
823. Where are you,
you little dude?Copy !req
824. You're gonna get it so bad.Copy !req
825. - Hyah!
- Oh!Copy !req
826. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
827. Hyah!Copy !req
828. Hyah!Copy !req
829. Get off!Copy !req
830. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
831. Hyah!Copy !req
832. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
833. Hyah!Copy !req
834. Hyah!Copy !req
835. Hyah!Copy !req
836. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
837. Tum Tum, are you ready?Copy !req
838. Not yet.Copy !req
839. Hyah!Copy !req
840. - Hyah!
- Aah!Copy !req
841. Oh!Copy !req
842. Enjoy the ride.Copy !req
843. Hyah!Copy !req
844. Dude. Dude.Copy !req
845. Tum Tum, you ready?Copy !req
846. Almost.Copy !req
847. Ohh!Copy !req
848. Dude...Copy !req
849. Whoa.Copy !req
850. Radical.Copy !req
851. Dude...Copy !req
852. This will scare him.Copy !req
853. Ohh!Copy !req
854. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
855. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
856. You guys ready?Copy !req
857. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Ready.Copy !req
858. My life! God.Copy !req
859. Hyah!Copy !req
860. That's enough!Copy !req
861. It works.Copy !req
862. - Serious burnage.
- Oh, dude!Copy !req
863. Come on.Copy !req
864. Sorry if it stings!Copy !req
865. Where's the sink? Ohh!Copy !req
866. Are we winning?Copy !req
867. Okay, Phase 2.Copy !req
868. Hold it.Copy !req
869. Before Phase 2,
I've got a little surprise.Copy !req
870. What's that stuff?Copy !req
871. Remember last year
when you were sickCopy !req
872. and you couldn't take a dump
for three days?Copy !req
873. Yeah.Copy !req
874. Well, this is the stuff
that makes you have to go.Copy !req
875. Instant diarrhea.Copy !req
876. You're sick.Copy !req
877. Not as sick as
they're gonna be.Copy !req
878. Move over, man! I'm hurting!Copy !req
879. Mmm!Copy !req
880. Stuff is good!Copy !req
881. - Give me that!
- Hey!Copy !req
882. Dude!Copy !req
883. Those kids, man...Copy !req
884. I'm really going to...Copy !req
885. Injure them.Copy !req
886. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
887. Okay, guys, Phase 2?Copy !req
888. - Phase 2.
- Phase 2.Copy !req
889. Dude!Copy !req
890. Where... is Fester?Copy !req
891. Eh...Copy !req
892. Dudes! Dudes, bail me out!Copy !req
893. Help.Copy !req
894. Help... ow! Oh! Ah.Copy !req
895. Nasty.Copy !req
896. Other... other one.Copy !req
897. Other one. Other one.Copy !req
898. I say we kill those
little boogers.Copy !req
899. I thought we wanted them alive.Copy !req
900. I want us alive, dude.Copy !req
901. Those little kids
are dangerous.Copy !req
902. So what's the gag?Copy !req
903. We go to their room,
and we find their fatal flaw.Copy !req
904. Man.Copy !req
905. Hello. Hello.Copy !req
906. Hello. Check one.Copy !req
907. Okay, calling all cars.
Calling all cars.Copy !req
908. Be on the lookout for us.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
909. Uh, I really think
we'd love to...Copy !req
910. Rocky?Copy !req
911. Rocky, is that you?Copy !req
912. Whoa! Dudes!Copy !req
913. Dudes!Copy !req
914. Come here! Come here!
Come here!Copy !req
915. Uh, come over.Copy !req
916. Come to the front door
of my house right away.Copy !req
917. What's going on
over there?Copy !req
918. Come over.
It's important.Copy !req
919. I'll be right there.Copy !req
920. - Awesome!
- Dude.Copy !req
921. We've got those
little dudes now, dudes.Copy !req
922. Yeah.Copy !req
923. Well, let's go.Copy !req
924. Well, forgive me
for being so supportive
of my father.Copy !req
925. It's my Asian side, I guess.Copy !req
926. Well, great.
So why are you giving
your husband such a hard time?Copy !req
927. Well, that's my American side.Copy !req
928. That's very funny.Copy !req
929. Look, we'll be home
in ten minutes.Copy !req
930. I'm gonna talk to the boys
about it myself.Copy !req
931. Well, they're probably
asleep now.Copy !req
932. Look, Sam, they love what
they do, and they love him.Copy !req
933. Sweetheart, all I'm trying
to tell you is that
someone could get hurt.Copy !req
934. Hello?Copy !req
935. Is anybody here?Copy !req
936. Rocky?Copy !req
937. Mrs. Douglas?Copy !req
938. Shh. Shut up.Copy !req
939. - Okay, boys...
- Hyah!Copy !req
940. We're comin' in,Copy !req
941. Ow!Copy !req
942. Ah...Copy !req
943. Okay, dudes.Copy !req
944. Party's over!Copy !req
945. Put that stuff down.Copy !req
946. Hey, Fester, buddy.Copy !req
947. I'm not feelin' so hot.Copy !req
948. Dude.Copy !req
949. What's wrong with you, dudes?
We're almost outta here.Copy !req
950. Sorry, Fester, dude.Copy !req
951. I gotta take a major dump,
big time.Copy !req
952. Okay.Copy !req
953. - Dude!
- Hey! Hey, hey!Copy !req
954. Okay. None of you
little dudes moveCopy !req
955. until those two dudes
get back.Copy !req
956. Now...Copy !req
957. I'm gonna ask
this question once.Copy !req
958. Where is your little brother?Copy !req
959. Up here.Copy !req
960. Hyah!Copy !req
961. Aah!Copy !req
962. Ow!Copy !req
963. Unh!Copy !req
964. All right, Emily.Copy !req
965. No sweat.Copy !req
966. Are we winning?Copy !req
967. Let's finish 'em.Copy !req
968. - Hyah!
- Uhh!Copy !req
969. Ah, it stinks.Copy !req
970. - Man, that reeks.
- Ah!Copy !req
971. Hyah!Copy !req
972. Not the stomach.
Not the stomach.Copy !req
973. Hyah!Copy !req
974. Thanks.Copy !req
975. Ahh.Copy !req
976. Oh.Copy !req
977. Hyah!Copy !req
978. Aah!Copy !req
979. Hyah!Copy !req
980. Aah... oh!Copy !req
981. Oh!Copy !req
982. No!Copy !req
983. No! No, no.
That's the diarrhea cup.Copy !req
984. Emily, are you okay?Copy !req
985. Yeah.Copy !req
986. Um, I'm really
sorry about all this, ma'am.Copy !req
987. Are you okay?Copy !req
988. I'll go get the napkins.Copy !req
989. I hope you saved
some pizza for us!Copy !req
990. Grrr...Copy !req
991. Who are those guys, anyway?Copy !req
992. Probably burglars.Copy !req
993. Don't worry, ma'am. We have
the situation under control.Copy !req
994. - Right on.
- Yep.Copy !req
995. We can take care of ourselves.Copy !req
996. Oh...Copy !req
997. Grrr...Copy !req
998. Grrr...Copy !req
999. Hello, kids.Copy !req
1000. We're all gonna go
for a little ride.Copy !req
1001. Yeh-ah! Arrr!Copy !req
1002. Would you like me to drive?Copy !req
1003. Excuse me.Copy !req
1004. Uncle, can I get paid?Copy !req
1005. Oh, brother.Copy !req
1006. No match at all.Copy !req
1007. Believe me, Sam.
We're doing everything
that we can.Copy !req
1008. Well, look, it's not enough,
all right?Copy !req
1009. Well, where's Fitzpatrick?Copy !req
1010. Excuse me.Copy !req
1011. Excuse me.Copy !req
1012. - There is
nothing else.
- Mrs. Douglas?Copy !req
1013. Not now, Emily.Copy !req
1014. Mrs. Douglas, I know
where the boys are.Copy !req
1015. I was told to give this to you.Copy !req
1016. Emily!Copy !req
1017. Sam?Copy !req
1018. Call him!Copy !req
1019. Come here.Copy !req
1020. Snyder took the boys.Copy !req
1021. - What?
- Yes.Copy !req
1022. "And lay off Snyder..."Copy !req
1023. All right, honey, it's okay.
It's all right.Copy !req
1024. Don't worry, now.
We're gonna get 'em back.Copy !req
1025. Freeze!Copy !req
1026. Don't move!Copy !req
1027. Wait! Wait! Hold your fire!Copy !req
1028. Hold your fire!
It's my father-in-law.Copy !req
1029. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1030. I came to check on the family.Copy !req
1031. Daddy, Snyder took the boys.Copy !req
1032. Snyder!Copy !req
1033. I'll get the boys back for you.Copy !req
1034. What, you? Oh, come on, Mori.Copy !req
1035. Sam, Snyder's got a ship
in the harbor.Copy !req
1036. I know, berth six.Copy !req
1037. How did you know?Copy !req
1038. I'm a ninja,
I could hardly follow him.Copy !req
1039. Simple.
We followed you.Copy !req
1040. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1041. In Snyder's heart,
he's still a ninja.Copy !req
1042. It will take a ninja
to break him!Copy !req
1043. Oh, come on, Mori.Copy !req
1044. We don't have time
for ninja games.Copy !req
1045. - I'm not playing games!
- Look, give me ten minutes.Copy !req
1046. - I'll have a hundred men there.
- Stop it!Copy !req
1047. Both of you.Copy !req
1048. Now, this is about the boys.Copy !req
1049. Sam, my father
is a very special man.Copy !req
1050. And you read the note.
If Snyder sees you,
he may hurt the boys.Copy !req
1051. But what if he sees him?Copy !req
1052. No one will see me.Copy !req
1053. I don't know.Copy !req
1054. Sam.Copy !req
1055. Give me one hour.Copy !req
1056. One hour?Copy !req
1057. Mori,Copy !req
1058. we both hate Snyder.Copy !req
1059. And I know that
we both love those boys.Copy !req
1060. So now I'm trusting you
to bring them...
bring them home.Copy !req
1061. Sam.Copy !req
1062. Sam, we just got a report
on Colonel Farouk.Copy !req
1063. I'll be right there.Copy !req
1064. Mor...Copy !req
1065. Mori?Copy !req
1066. Mori?Copy !req
1067. I told you he was special.Copy !req
1068. I hope so.Copy !req
1069. Rocky,
these ninjas have guns.Copy !req
1070. Hey, if they have guns,
they're no ninjas.Copy !req
1071. Hey, and if they
fire off the guns anyway,
the police will be here.Copy !req
1072. Oh, that's reassuring.Copy !req
1073. Guys, we have to
stick together.Copy !req
1074. Let's go, you little twerps!Copy !req
1075. Hey, Colt. Does this not
look familiar to you?Copy !req
1076. It ought to.
Your grandfather
was Snyder's teacher.Copy !req
1077. Grandpa.Copy !req
1078. Oh!Copy !req
1079. Oh.Copy !req
1080. This sucks. This really sucks.Copy !req
1081. I'm hungry.Copy !req
1082. Great.Copy !req
1083. Why don't we just
eat our way out of here?Copy !req
1084. Colt, chill. We'll get out.Copy !req
1085. We'll probably starve to death.Copy !req
1086. No one is gonna starve.Copy !req
1087. We gotta get out of here
so we can help grandpa
when he comes.Copy !req
1088. Grandpa?Copy !req
1089. Rocky, you must have
been hit in the head
too many timesCopy !req
1090. 'cause grandpa is one of them.Copy !req
1091. He's a ninja.Copy !req
1092. Grandpa will come.Copy !req
1093. I don't care who he is
as long as he brings
something to eat.Copy !req
1094. Would you guys get a clue!Copy !req
1095. Grandpa isn't coming.Copy !req
1096. He sold us out.Copy !req
1097. You know, Colt.
Sometimes you can be
a real dork.Copy !req
1098. It takes one to know one, jerk.Copy !req
1099. Hey, you guys, look.Copy !req
1100. - What?
- What?Copy !req
1101. My scab came off.Copy !req
1102. Hey, what's the matter with us?Copy !req
1103. Don't you remember
what grandpa said?Copy !req
1104. Everything around us
can be our friend.Copy !req
1105. Be friendly
to your environment.
That is the ninja way.Copy !req
1106. Okay. All right, Rocky.
So what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
1107. Are you gonna go
make the friendly door open?Copy !req
1108. Hey, Mr. Door.
How are you doing?Copy !req
1109. Will you be my friend
and open up for me?Copy !req
1110. No?Copy !req
1111. You know what?Copy !req
1112. I think we're out of friends
in this room.Copy !req
1113. Come on.
I know there's a way out.Copy !req
1114. I know it.Copy !req
1115. Rocky, would you give it up?Copy !req
1116. We're dead. That's simply it.
We are dead.Copy !req
1117. He's right, Rocky.
We're goners.Copy !req
1118. What are you doing?Copy !req
1119. Can you order a pizza
on that phone?Copy !req
1120. Shh!Copy !req
1121. Hello. Security.Copy !req
1122. Uh, yeah. I'm in the kids cell.Copy !req
1123. Can you call me back?
I want to test out the phone.Copy !req
1124. Rocky, you're crazy.Copy !req
1125. Just watch.Copy !req
1126. Hello?Copy !req
1127. This is a phone check.
Is that you, Frank?Copy !req
1128. Wait, wait.
You must mean the guard.Copy !req
1129. Hold on.Copy !req
1130. It's for you.Copy !req
1131. Oh.Copy !req
1132. Frank? Frankie.
You there, Frank?Copy !req
1133. I'm sorry. He's... out.Copy !req
1134. Whoo-hoo.Copy !req
1135. This is very discouraging.Copy !req
1136. There is no excuse!Copy !req
1137. They're just kids!Copy !req
1138. Kids!Copy !req
1139. I want them found now!Copy !req
1140. Or I'll tear out your liver.Copy !req
1141. I understand.
All right. Move out.Copy !req
1142. Move out!Copy !req
1143. Please, let me catch them.
Pretty please,
let me catch them.Copy !req
1144. Okay, little guy.
You're coming with—Copy !req
1145. Colt, come on.Copy !req
1146. - Argh!
- Oh!Copy !req
1147. Come on.Copy !req
1148. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
1149. Ahhh!Copy !req
1150. Let's go.Copy !req
1151. Ahhh!Copy !req
1152. - Ow!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
1153. Argh!Copy !req
1154. Argh! Argh!Copy !req
1155. Argh!Copy !req
1156. Ahhh!Copy !req
1157. Ahhh!Copy !req
1158. Ahhh!Copy !req
1159. Ahhh!Copy !req
1160. Argh!Copy !req
1161. No!Copy !req
1162. Whoa! Ahhh!Copy !req
1163. Argh!Copy !req
1164. Yeah!Copy !req
1165. - Grandpa!
- Hold it.Copy !req
1166. He's friends with
that Snyder guy.Copy !req
1167. - Grandpa, please. It's just us.
- Don't do it!Copy !req
1168. Grandpa, no!Copy !req
1169. Argh!Copy !req
1170. - Grandpa!
- Grandpa!Copy !req
1171. - Boys!
- Grandpa!Copy !req
1172. Four strands of rope.
Never broken.Copy !req
1173. Boys. Get off the ship.Copy !req
1174. But, Grandpa. We can help you.Copy !req
1175. Go!Copy !req
1176. Get 'em.Copy !req
1177. Come on.Copy !req
1178. - We should run.
- We should hide.Copy !req
1179. We should kick their butts.Copy !req
1180. - Look out!
- Huh?Copy !req
1181. Ahhh!Copy !req
1182. Come on, boy. Round two.Copy !req
1183. Hyah!Copy !req
1184. Hyah!Copy !req
1185. See ya.Copy !req
1186. Huh?Copy !req
1187. Ahhh!Copy !req
1188. Ow!Copy !req
1189. Ow!Copy !req
1190. Ow!Copy !req
1191. Hyah!Copy !req
1192. Ow!Copy !req
1193. Oof!Copy !req
1194. Argh!Copy !req
1195. Hey. You're pretty good.Copy !req
1196. Not!Copy !req
1197. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1198. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
1199. - You okay, man?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
1200. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1201. We need a plan.Copy !req
1202. Yeah, we need a plan.Copy !req
1203. Forget a plan.Copy !req
1204. Let's rock this chump.Copy !req
1205. Come on, my little pets.Copy !req
1206. Rocky, Colt!Copy !req
1207. Remember the practice dummy.Copy !req
1208. Light up the eyes, boys.
Light up the eyes.Copy !req
1209. - Let's light this dude up.
- Hyah!Copy !req
1210. Ahhh!Copy !req
1211. Argh!Copy !req
1212. Ahhh!Copy !req
1213. Oh!Copy !req
1214. - Yeah!
- Hello, boys.Copy !req
1215. Hello, Grandpa.Copy !req
1216. Attention!Copy !req
1217. Very nice, old man.Copy !req
1218. You've taught
them young ones well.Copy !req
1219. Yes.Copy !req
1220. They have learned well.Copy !req
1221. What do you say?Copy !req
1222. Teach my men?Copy !req
1223. No!Copy !req
1224. Shame.Copy !req
1225. Then I'm gonna
have to kill you.Copy !req
1226. Let my family go.Copy !req
1227. No.Copy !req
1228. Then, we fight.Copy !req
1229. You and me alone.Copy !req
1230. No one else.Copy !req
1231. If I lose—Copy !req
1232. Then you die.Copy !req
1233. And if I win?Copy !req
1234. Well, golly.Copy !req
1235. I'm a sport.Copy !req
1236. If you win,Copy !req
1237. the kids can go free.Copy !req
1238. Is that understood?Copy !req
1239. Yes, sir!Copy !req
1240. Am I a nice guy or what?Copy !req
1241. You're a geek.Copy !req
1242. Shh!Copy !req
1243. May I speak to my family
before I fight?Copy !req
1244. Certainly.Copy !req
1245. Come here, boys.Copy !req
1246. Now, listen, boys. Stay back.Copy !req
1247. Don't try to help me.Copy !req
1248. - But, Grandpa!
- What?Copy !req
1249. But, Grandpa.
What if you lose?Copy !req
1250. Remember lesson
number one.Copy !req
1251. Never fight,
unless you're sure
you can win.Copy !req
1252. Here. Take these for luck.Copy !req
1253. All right.Copy !req
1254. Four strands of rope.Copy !req
1255. - Come on, Grandpa. Get him.
- Get him, get him, Gramp.Copy !req
1256. Look out!Copy !req
1257. Get him, Grandpa.Copy !req
1258. Grandpa, be careful.Copy !req
1259. Sir!Copy !req
1260. That was a pepper bomb.Copy !req
1261. Man.Copy !req
1262. Leave him alone!Copy !req
1263. Stop it!Copy !req
1264. No!Copy !req
1265. Stop!Copy !req
1266. - Ahhh!
- Grandpa!Copy !req
1267. Say goodbye to grandpa, boys!Copy !req
1268. So much for
never fighting battles,Copy !req
1269. you can't win!Copy !req
1270. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1271. Yes!Copy !req
1272. Yeah, Grandpa. Get him.Copy !req
1273. Yes.Copy !req
1274. Whoa! Not so hard.
I'm an old man.Copy !req
1275. No!Copy !req
1276. Ooh!Copy !req
1277. I never lose.Copy !req
1278. Never!Copy !req
1279. All right, freeze!Copy !req
1280. This is the FBI.
The ship is surrounded.Copy !req
1281. Nobody move!Copy !req
1282. Drop your guns!Copy !req
1283. It's all over!Copy !req
1284. Put the guns down!Copy !req
1285. Now slowly put your hands
above your head!Copy !req
1286. Do it now!Copy !req
1287. Hi, Dad!Copy !req
1288. I wanna make a phone call.Copy !req
1289. Can you lend me 20 cents?Copy !req
1290. Listen, uh,Copy !req
1291. I think I need a doctor.Copy !req
1292. Mori...Copy !req
1293. Mori, I...Copy !req
1294. I just wanna say thank you.Copy !req
1295. Just a little bow
would do, okay.Copy !req
1296. I told you you'd make
a great ninja warrior.Copy !req
1297. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
1298. Okay, guys.
Let's go.Copy !req
1299. Thanks for rescuing us, Dad.Copy !req
1300. Hey, hey, come on.
You guys are
the real heroes here, not me.Copy !req
1301. Does that mean
that it would still be okay
if we saw Grandpa?Copy !req
1302. You got it, Colt.Copy !req
1303. And the same goes
for Rocky and...Copy !req
1304. Tum Tum.Copy !req
1305. Yeah. The same goes
for Rocky and Tum Tum as well.Copy !req
1306. Let's go, Sam.Copy !req
1307. We got evidence to collect.Copy !req
1308. - I think you better
do it by yourself, Jerry.
- By myself?Copy !req
1309. Yeah, I got
a whole family of heroes
I need to take out for pizza.Copy !req
1310. - Yeah!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1311. Come on, Grandpa.Copy !req
1312. I hate pizza.Copy !req
1313. Jeez.Copy !req
1314. - Come on, man.
Let me ride your bike.
- No.Copy !req
1315. You rode it
halfway home already.Copy !req
1316. Just let me borrow it
for a minute.Copy !req
1317. I don't care. You lost yours.Copy !req
1318. I did not lose it.
It got stolen.Copy !req
1319. Well...Copy !req
1320. Hey, shh.
Tum Tum, look at that.Copy !req
1321. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1322. Uh, can I walk you home?Copy !req
1323. If you weren't such a show off,
we wouldn't be walking.Copy !req
1324. Rocky!Copy !req
1325. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
1326. Nice bikes.Copy !req
1327. I think it's time
we taught you jerks a lesson.Copy !req
1328. Look, we don't
wanna fight you.Copy !req
1329. Why don't you just stand aside
and give us our bikes,
so nobody gets hurt?Copy !req
1330. Rocky!Copy !req
1331. Look, I'm gonna
ask you again...Copy !req
1332. to let us go.Copy !req
1333. Nah!Copy !req
1334. - Emily?
- Show off.Copy !req
1335. Hyah!Copy !req
1336. Hyah!Copy !req
1337. Ooh!Copy !req
1338. Nice bike.Copy !req
1339. Thanks.Copy !req
1340. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1341. What a— What a— What?Copy !req
1342. - What is really going on?
- Say again?Copy !req
1343. What made you think
you're just
gonna disrespect me?Copy !req
1344. Your friends, your family.Copy !req
1345. And all the people around you. Ain't nothing gonna happen.Copy !req
1346. - Say again?
- I don't even think so.Copy !req
1347. Hey,
believe in yourself.Copy !req
1348. Peace!
- Ha-ha, ha-ha. Peace.Copy !req
1349. - What up with that?
- Ha-ha. Check this.Copy !req
1350. Peace!Copy !req
1351. Peace!Copy !req
1352. Hey, you're pretty good.Copy !req
1353. Hey,
believe in yourself.Copy !req
1354. Hey, you're pretty good.Copy !req
1355. Peace! Not!Copy !req
1356. Psych!Copy !req
1357. Hey,
believe in yourself.Copy !req
1358. Psych!Copy !req
1359. Say again?Copy !req
1360. Say again?Copy !req
1361. Peace!Copy !req
1362. Say again?Copy !req
1363. Say again?Copy !req
1364. Hey,
believe in yourself.Copy !req
1365. Say again?Copy !req
1366. Hey,
believe in yourself.Copy !req
1367. Psych!Copy !req