1. HelloCopy !req
2. Yes?Copy !req
3. What?Copy !req
4. Sir, kindly switch off your
mobile phoneCopy !req
5. Just one sec, pleaseCopy !req
6. Excuse meCopy !req
7. Excuse meCopy !req
8. Sir, please sit downCopy !req
9. Captain, there's a
medical emergencyCopy !req
10. A passenger has just
fallen down in the aisleCopy !req
11. Delhi, Air India 101 returning
due to medical emergencyCopy !req
12. Excuse me, sirCopy !req
13. Hold on!Copy !req
14. I'm fine now, thanks.
Carry on, pleaseCopy !req
15. WaitCopy !req
16. Get the car!
- Mr. Dhillon?Copy !req
17. Want the name tattooed?
Get the carCopy !req
18. To the hotel, sir?Copy !req
19. Yes, yes, but via Vasant ViharCopy !req
20. Step on the gas, dude!Copy !req
21. Yeah, Farhan?Copy !req
22. Get ready. I'll pick you up
in five minutesCopy !req
23. What happened?Copy !req
24. Chatur called. Remember him?Copy !req
25. The 'Silencer'?Copy !req
26. YeahCopy !req
27. He said Rancho is comingCopy !req
28. What?Copy !req
29. He said - Come to the campus at 8.
On the tankCopy !req
30. Oh shucks!Copy !req
31. Hurry!Copy !req
32. OkCopy !req
33. Honey, I'll be back soon.
Oh, shoesCopy !req
34. We found our buddyCopy !req
35. What?Copy !req
36. Tell me later - byeCopy !req
37. You forgot your pantsCopy !req
38. Now to the hotel, sir?Copy !req
39. Yes, but via
Imperial College of EngineeringCopy !req
40. Ok sirCopy !req
41. Forgot my socksCopy !req
42. More than just your socksCopy !req
43. Your pantsCopy !req
44. Oh noCopy !req
45. Now get my brother
from the airportCopy !req
46. Same last name - DhillonCopy !req
47. This is Dhillon.
Where's my cab? On the runway?Copy !req
48. Hey RanchoCopy !req
49. Hey Chatur, where's Rancho?Copy !req
50. RanchoCopy !req
51. Where's Rancho?Copy !req
52. Welcome, idiotsCopy !req
53. Some 'madeira' for you?Copy !req
54. The same rum you
guzzled those daysCopy !req
55. Have a drinkCopy !req
56. Where is Rancho?Copy !req
57. Patience. First look at thisCopy !req
58. Don't eye my wife. Check out
the mansion behind, idiotsCopy !req
59. $ 3.5 millionCopy !req
60. Swimming pool - heated!Copy !req
61. Living room - maple wood flooringCopy !req
62. My new Lambhorghini 6496 cc -Copy !req
63. very fastCopy !req
64. Why're you showing us all this?Copy !req
65. Forgot?Copy !req
66. What's this?Copy !req
67. '5th September'. Today's dateCopy !req
68. I challenge youCopy !req
69. We'll meet again after ten yearsCopy !req
70. Same day. Same placeCopy !req
71. We'll see who's more successfulCopy !req
72. Have the balls? C'mon, bet!Copy !req
73. Remember? I'd challenged
that idiot right hereCopy !req
74. I kept my promise. I'm backCopy !req
75. Jackass! I aborted a flight,
he forgot his pantsCopy !req
76. all to meet RanchoCopy !req
77. 5 years we've searched.
Don't know if he's aliveCopy !req
78. and you think he'll show up
for your silly betCopy !req
79. I know he won't show upCopy !req
80. You gonna break his jaw
or should ICopy !req
81. So why'd you call us here?Copy !req
82. To meet RanchoCopy !req
83. Come and see where I've reached
and where he rotsCopy !req
84. So you know where Rancho is?Copy !req
85. YesCopy !req
86. Where?Copy !req
87. He is in ShimlaCopy !req
88. Free as the wind was heCopy !req
89. Like a soaring kite was heCopy !req
90. Where did he go... let's find himCopy !req
91. Free as the wind was heCopy !req
92. Like a soarirng kite was heCopy !req
93. Where did he go... let's find himCopy !req
94. We were led by the path we tookCopy !req
95. While he carved a path of his ownCopy !req
96. Stumbling, rising, carefree walked heCopy !req
97. We fretted about tomorrowCopy !req
98. He simply reveled in todayCopy !req
99. Living each moment to the fullestCopy !req
100. Where did he come from...Copy !req
101. He who touched our
hearts and vanished...Copy !req
102. Where did he go... let's find himCopy !req
103. In scorching Sun,
he was like a patch of shade...Copy !req
104. In an endless desert, like an oasis...Copy !req
105. On a bruised heart,
like soothing balm was heCopy !req
106. Afraid, we stayed confined in the wallCopy !req
107. Fearless, he frolicked in the riverCopy !req
108. Never hesitating to swim
against the tideCopy !req
109. He wandered lonesome as a cloudCopy !req
110. Yet he was our dearest friendCopy !req
111. Where did he go... let's find himCopy !req
112. RanchoCopy !req
113. Ranchhoddas Shamaldas ChanchadCopy !req
114. He was as unique as his nameCopy !req
115. From birth we were taught -
Life is a raceCopy !req
116. Run fast or you'll be trampledCopy !req
117. Even to be born, one had to race
300 million spermsCopy !req
118. 1978. I was born at 5.15 pmCopy !req
119. At 5.16, my father announcedCopy !req
120. My son will be an engineer.
- Farhan Qureshi. B.Tech. EngineerCopy !req
121. And my fate was sealedCopy !req
122. What I wanted to be... no one askedCopy !req
123. Raju Rastogi...
Ranchhoddas ChanchadCopy !req
124. Room number?Copy !req
125. D-26Copy !req
126. C'monCopy !req
127. I'm Man Mohan. MMCopy !req
128. These engineers call me
MillimeterCopy !req
129. For eggs, bread, milk, laundryCopy !req
130. finishing journals,
copying assignmentsCopy !req
131. I'm your guy. Fixed rates.
No bargainingCopy !req
132. Hey wait, hold thisCopy !req
133. Meet Kilobyte, Megabyte
and their mother GigabyteCopy !req
134. Go ahead, click -
this family doesn't biteCopy !req
135. Check him out...
another God-fearing soulCopy !req
136. Hi. Farhan Qureshi
- I'm Raju RastogiCopy !req
137. Don't worryCopy !req
138. a few days here and
he'll lose faith in GodCopy !req
139. Then naked babes will be
on the wall, and he'll say-Copy !req
140. Oh God,
give me one chance with herCopy !req
141. Get out of hereCopy !req
142. Four bucks. Two per bagCopy !req
143. Here's five. Keep the changeCopy !req
144. Thanks boss. For your tip,
here's one in return -Copy !req
145. Wear your best underwear tonightCopy !req
146. Why?Copy !req
147. Your Majesty, thou art greatCopy !req
148. Accept this humble offeringCopy !req
149. Ha... here's a He-ManCopy !req
150. What a pretty piece.
Cute and compactCopy !req
151. A campus tradition - On Day 1...Copy !req
152. Freshmen must pay
their respects to SeniorsCopy !req
153. in their underwear.Copy !req
154. This is when we first saw RanchoCopy !req
155. SpidermanCopy !req
156. BatmanCopy !req
157. Fresh meatCopy !req
158. Greetings.
Drop your pants, get stampedCopy !req
159. Name?Copy !req
160. 'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas Chanchad'Copy !req
161. What a mouthful!
Needs serious crammingCopy !req
162. Come on - pants offCopy !req
163. Being stubborn?Copy !req
164. Wet pants not good, kiddo.
Take them offCopy !req
165. Aal izz well
- What's that?Copy !req
166. Aal izz wellCopy !req
167. What did he say?Copy !req
168. Someone Tell him.
Hey James BondCopy !req
169. Make him understandCopy !req
170. Take off your pants or
they are going to piss on youCopy !req
171. Hey 007!
Ashamed to speak Hindi?Copy !req
172. Sorry sir, I was born in Uganda,
studied in PondicherryCopy !req
173. so little slow in HindiCopy !req
174. So explain slowly. No hurryCopy !req
175. Feeling cold?Copy !req
176. Pray undressCopy !req
177. or he'll do
'urine-expulsion' on youCopy !req
178. calls pissing 'urine-expulsion'!Copy !req
179. A true linguist
in the land of engineers!Copy !req
180. Hey, come out of thereCopy !req
181. Come out or...Copy !req
182. or I'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your doorCopy !req
183. If you aren't out by
the count of tenCopy !req
184. I'll do 'urine-expulsion'
on your door all semesterCopy !req
185. OneCopy !req
186. TwoCopy !req
187. ThreeCopy !req
188. FourCopy !req
189. FiveCopy !req
190. SixCopy !req
191. SevenCopy !req
192. EightCopy !req
193. NineCopy !req
194. TenCopy !req
195. Salt water is a great conductor
of electricity. 8th Grade PhysicsCopy !req
196. We had studied it.
He applied itCopy !req
197. Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe
was the Director of ICECopy !req
198. Students called him Virus,
computer VirusCopy !req
199. virus on the way, with eggsCopy !req
200. Freshmen are summoned.
Come quicklyCopy !req
201. Virus was the most competitive
man we had ever seenCopy !req
202. He couldn't bear anyone
getting ahead of himCopy !req
203. To save time,
his shirts had VelcroCopy !req
204. and his ties had hooksCopy !req
205. He'd trained his mind to write
with both hands simultaneouslyCopy !req
206. Everyday at 2 pm he took a
71 minute power napCopy !req
207. with an opera as lullabyCopy !req
208. Govind, his valet, had instructionsCopy !req
209. to carry out all unproductive tasks
such as shaving, nail-cutting etcCopy !req
210. What is this?
- Sir, nestCopy !req
211. Whose?
- A koel bird's nest, sirCopy !req
212. WrongCopy !req
213. A koel bird never makes
her own nestCopy !req
214. She lays her eggs in
other nestsCopy !req
215. And when they hatch,
what do they do?Copy !req
216. They push the other eggs
out of the nestCopy !req
217. Competition overCopy !req
218. Their life begins with murder.
That's natureCopy !req
219. Compete or dieCopy !req
220. You also are like the koel birdsCopy !req
221. And these are the eggs
you smashed to get into ICECopy !req
222. Don't forget, ICE gets
400,000 applications a yearCopy !req
223. and only 200 are selected - You!Copy !req
224. And these? Finished.
Broken eggsCopy !req
225. My son... he tried for three yearsCopy !req
226. Rejected. Every timeCopy !req
227. Remember, life is a raceCopy !req
228. If you don't run fast,
you'll get trampledCopy !req
229. Let me Tell you a
very interesting storyCopy !req
230. This is an astronaut penCopy !req
231. Fountain pens and ballpoint pens
don't work in outer spaceCopy !req
232. So scientists spent
millions to invent this penCopy !req
233. It can write at any angle, in any
temperature, in zero gravityCopy !req
234. One day, when I was a studentCopy !req
235. the Director of our institute
called meCopy !req
236. He said, 'Viru Sahastrabuddhe.'
I said, 'Yes sir'Copy !req
237. 'Come here!'
I got scaredCopy !req
238. He showed me this penCopy !req
239. He said, 'This is a
symbol of excellence'Copy !req
240. 'I give it to you'Copy !req
241. 'When you come across an
extraordinary student like yourselfCopy !req
242. pass it onto him'Copy !req
243. For 32 years, I've been
waiting for that studentCopy !req
244. But no luckCopy !req
245. Anyone here, who'll strive
to win this pen?Copy !req
246. Good.
Put your hands downCopy !req
247. Shall I post it on the notice board?
Hands downCopy !req
248. One question, sirCopy !req
249. Sir, if pens didn't work
in outer spaceCopy !req
250. why didn't the astronauts
use a pencil?Copy !req
251. They'd have saved millionsCopy !req
252. I will get back to you on thisCopy !req
253. He zaps a Senior's privates
at nightCopy !req
254. fingers the Director in the day.
Best avoid himCopy !req
255. You deflated virus's erectionCopy !req
256. Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offeringCopy !req
257. Buzz off.
You don't have school?Copy !req
258. Who'll pay for it? Your pop?Copy !req
259. Keep off my dad!
- RelaxCopy !req
260. For school you don't need
tuition money, just a uniformCopy !req
261. Pick a school,
buy the uniform, slip into classCopy !req
262. In that sea of kids,
no one will noticeCopy !req
263. If I get caught?
- Then new uniform, new schoolCopy !req
264. See that?
- He was different...Copy !req
265. He challenged conventions
at every stageCopy !req
266. A free-spirited bird had
landed in Virus's nestCopy !req
267. We were robots, blindly following
our professors' commandsCopy !req
268. He was the only one
who was not a machineCopy !req
269. What is a machine?Copy !req
270. Why're you smiling?Copy !req
271. Sir, to study Engineering
was a childhood dreamCopy !req
272. I'm so happy to be here finallyCopy !req
273. No need to be so happy.
Define a machineCopy !req
274. A machine is anything that
reduces human effortCopy !req
275. Will you please elaborate?Copy !req
276. Anything that simplifies work,
or saves time, is a machineCopy !req
277. It's a warm day, press a button,
get a blast of airCopy !req
278. The fan... A machine!Copy !req
279. Speak to a friend miles away.
The telephone... A machine!Copy !req
280. Compute millions in seconds.
The calculator... A machine!Copy !req
281. We're surrounded by machinesCopy !req
282. From a pen's nib to a pants' zip -
all machinesCopy !req
283. up and down in a second.
Up, down, up, down...Copy !req
284. What is the definition?Copy !req
285. I just gave it to you, sirCopy !req
286. you'll write this in the exam?
This is a machine - up, down...Copy !req
287. Idiot! Anybody else?Copy !req
288. Yes?Copy !req
289. Sir, machines are any combination
of bodies so connectedCopy !req
290. that their relative motions
are constrainedCopy !req
291. and by which means, force
and motion may be transmittedCopy !req
292. and modified as a screw
and its nut, or a lever arrangedCopy !req
293. to turn about a fulcrum
or a pulley about its pivot, etcCopy !req
294. especially, a construction,
more or less complexCopy !req
295. consisting of a combination
of moving parts, orCopy !req
296. simple mechanical elements,
as wheels, levers, cams etcCopy !req
297. WonderfulCopy !req
298. Perfect. Please sit downCopy !req
299. Thank youCopy !req
300. But sir, I said the same thing,
in simple languageCopy !req
301. If you prefer simple language,
join an Arts and Commerce CollegeCopy !req
302. But sir, one must get
the meaning tooCopy !req
303. What's the point of blindly
cramming a bookish definitionCopy !req
304. You think you're smarter
than the book?Copy !req
305. Write the textbook definition, mister,
if you want to passCopy !req
306. But there are other books...
- Get out!Copy !req
307. Why?Copy !req
308. In simple language - Out!Copy !req
309. Idiot!Copy !req
310. So, we were discussing
the machine...Copy !req
311. Why're you back?Copy !req
312. I forgot somethingCopy !req
313. What?Copy !req
314. Instruments that record,
analyze, summarize, organizeCopy !req
315. debate and explain information;
that are illustrated, non-illustratedCopy !req
316. hard-bound, paperback,
jacketed, non jacketedCopy !req
317. with foreword, introduction,
table-of-contents, indexCopy !req
318. that are intended for the
enlightenment, understandingCopy !req
319. enrichment, enhancement and
education of the human brainCopy !req
320. through the sensory route of
vision, sometimes touchCopy !req
321. What do you mean?Copy !req
322. Books, sirCopy !req
323. I forgot my books. May I?Copy !req
324. Couldn't you ask simply?Copy !req
325. I tried earlier, sir.
It simply didn't workCopy !req
326. Professors kept Rancho
mostly out... seldom inCopy !req
327. When thrown out of one class,
he'd slip into anotherCopy !req
328. He said - First year or fourth year,
it's knowledge. Just grab itCopy !req
329. He was unlike any of usCopy !req
330. We fought for a shower
every morningCopy !req
331. He'd bathe wherever
he found waterCopy !req
332. Morning, sirCopy !req
333. Machines were his passionCopy !req
334. When he spotted them,
he opened themCopy !req
335. Some he could re-assemble...Copy !req
336. some he couldn'tCopy !req
337. There was another, just like himCopy !req
338. Joy LoboCopy !req
339. Sir. Excuse me, sirCopy !req
340. Mr. Joy Lobo!Copy !req
341. Sir, if I could know the
convocation dates...Copy !req
342. Why?Copy !req
343. Dad wants to make
train reservationsCopy !req
344. I'm the first engineer from my
village. Everyone wants to attendCopy !req
345. In that case, call your dadCopy !req
346. Please hurry up.
Don't waste my timeCopy !req
347. HelloCopy !req
348. Dad, the Director wants to
speak to youCopy !req
349. Joy!Copy !req
350. Mr. Lobo, your son won't
graduate this yearCopy !req
351. What happened, sir?Copy !req
352. He has violated all deadlinesCopy !req
353. Mr. Lobo, it's an unrealistic projectCopy !req
354. He is making some
nonsense helicopterCopy !req
355. I suggest you don't book
your tickets. I'm so sorryCopy !req
356. Sir, I am this close, sir
- Is your project ready?Copy !req
357. Is your project ready?
- Sir, see it once, pleaseCopy !req
358. Submit it, and we'll considerCopy !req
359. Sir, a small extension...
- Why, why should I?Copy !req
360. After dad's stroke,
I couldn't focus for two monthsCopy !req
361. Did you stop eating?Copy !req
362. NoCopy !req
363. Stopped bathing?Copy !req
364. So why stop studying?Copy !req
365. Sir, I'm very close.
See it once, please...Copy !req
366. Mr. Lobo!Copy !req
367. Sunday afternoon, my son
fell off a train and diedCopy !req
368. Monday morning, I taught a class.
So don't give me that nonsenseCopy !req
369. I can give you sympathy,
not an extensionCopy !req
370. Sir... I'm very close...Copy !req
371. Lifelong I livedCopy !req
372. The life of anotherCopy !req
373. For just one momentCopy !req
374. Let me live as I...Copy !req
375. Lifelong I livedCopy !req
376. The life of anotherCopy !req
377. For just one momentCopy !req
378. Let me live as I...Copy !req
379. Give me some sunshine
Give me some rainCopy !req
380. Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once againCopy !req
381. Give me some sunshine
Give me some rainCopy !req
382. Give me another chance
I wanna grow up once againCopy !req
383. Dude's come up with an
amazing designCopy !req
384. A wireless camera atop a helicopterCopy !req
385. Can be used for
traffic updates, security... Wow!Copy !req
386. But Virus said it's an
impractical design, it won't flyCopy !req
387. It will fly! we'll make it flyCopy !req
388. Don't Tell Joy. It'll be a surpriseCopy !req
389. We'll fly it up to his window
and capture his reactionCopy !req
390. If we work on his project,
who'll work on ours?Copy !req
391. Tests, vivas, quizzes -
42 exams per semesterCopy !req
392. You scare easily, broCopy !req
393. Take your hand, put it over your
heart, and say, 'Aal izz well'Copy !req
394. All is well?
- Aal izz wellCopy !req
395. Words of wisdom from
His Holiness Guru RanchhoddasCopy !req
396. We had an old watchman
in our villageCopy !req
397. On night patrol, he'd call out,
'Aal izz wall'Copy !req
398. And we slept peacefully.
Then there was a theftCopy !req
399. and we learned that
he couldn't see at night!Copy !req
400. He'd just yell 'Aal izz well',
and we felt secureCopy !req
401. That day I understood
this heart scares easilyCopy !req
402. You have to trick itCopy !req
403. However big the problem,
Tell your heart, 'all is well, pal'Copy !req
404. That resolves the problem?Copy !req
405. No. But you gain courage to face itCopy !req
406. Learn it up, bro.
We're gonna really need it hereCopy !req
407. When life spins out of control
Just let your lips rollCopy !req
408. Let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
409. When life spins out of control
Just let your lips rollCopy !req
410. Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
411. Yell- All is well...Copy !req
412. The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fateCopy !req
413. Will it hatch or
become an omeletteCopy !req
414. No one knows
what the future holdsCopy !req
415. So let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
416. Whistle away the toll
Yell- All is wellCopy !req
417. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
418. Hey mate - All is wellCopy !req
419. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
420. Confusion and more confusion
No sign of any solutionCopy !req
421. Ah... finally a solution
But wait... what was the question?Copy !req
422. If the timid heart with fear
is about to dieCopy !req
423. Then con it bro,
with this simple lieCopy !req
424. Heart's an idiot,
it will fall under that spellCopy !req
425. Let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
426. Whistle away the toll
Yell- All is wellCopy !req
427. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
428. Hey mate - All is wellCopy !req
429. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
430. Blew the scholarship on booze
But that did not dispel my bluesCopy !req
431. Holy incense lit up my plight
And yet God's nowhere in sightCopy !req
432. The lamb is clueless for
what it's destinedCopy !req
433. Will it be served on skewers
or simply mincedCopy !req
434. No one knows
what the future holdsCopy !req
435. So let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
436. Whistle away the toll
Yell- All is wellCopy !req
437. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
438. Hey mate - All is wellCopy !req
439. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
440. When life spins out of control
Just let your lips rollCopy !req
441. Just let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
442. All is wellCopy !req
443. The chicken's clueless
about the egg's fateCopy !req
444. Will it hatch or
become an omeletteCopy !req
445. No one knows
what the future holdsCopy !req
446. So let your lips roll
And whistle away the tollCopy !req
447. Whistle away the tollCopy !req
448. Eureka! Eureka!Copy !req
449. Yell- All is wellCopy !req
450. Hey Mrs. chicken - All is wellCopy !req
451. Hey Mr. Lamb - All is wellCopy !req
452. Hey bro - All is wellCopy !req
453. Hey, take it up to Joy's windowCopy !req
454. Take it higherCopy !req
455. Look at Silencer - the nude dude!Copy !req
456. Joy, come outCopy !req
457. Come to the windowCopy !req
458. Joy, look outsideCopy !req
459. Good news, sirCopy !req
460. The police and Joy's father
have no clueCopy !req
461. Everyone thinks this is suicideCopy !req
462. The post mortem report -Copy !req
463. Cause of Death: Intense
pressure on windpipeCopy !req
464. resulting in chokingCopy !req
465. all think the pressure
on the jugular killed himCopy !req
466. What about the mental pressure
for the last four years?Copy !req
467. That's missing in the reportCopy !req
468. Engineers are a clever bunchCopy !req
469. They haven't made a machine
to measure mental pressureCopy !req
470. If they had, all would know...Copy !req
471. this isn't suicide... it's murderCopy !req
472. How dare you blame me
for Joy's suicide?Copy !req
473. If one student can't handle
pressure, is it our fault?Copy !req
474. Life is full of pressures.
will you always blame others?Copy !req
475. I don't blame you, sir.
I blame the systemCopy !req
476. Look at these statistics -
India ranks No.1 in suicidesCopy !req
477. Every 90 minutes,
a student attempts suicideCopy !req
478. Suicide is a bigger killer
than diseaseCopy !req
479. Something's terribly wrong, sirCopy !req
480. I can't speak for the restCopy !req
481. but this is one of the
finest colleges in the countryCopy !req
482. I've run this place for 32 yearsCopy !req
483. We were ranked 28th.
Now we're No.1Copy !req
484. What's the point, sir?Copy !req
485. Here they don't discuss
new ideas or inventionsCopy !req
486. They discuss grades,
jobs, settling in the USACopy !req
487. They teach how to get good scores.
They don't teach EngineeringCopy !req
488. Now you will teach me
how to teach?Copy !req
489. No sir, I...Copy !req
490. Sir, my paper...Copy !req
491. Vaidyanathan, please sit downCopy !req
492. Here is a
self-proclaimed professorCopy !req
493. who thinks he is better than
our highly qualified teachersCopy !req
494. Professor Ranchhoddas Chanchad
will teach us EngineeringCopy !req
495. We do not have all dayCopy !req
496. You have 30 seconds
to define these termsCopy !req
497. You may refer to your booksCopy !req
498. Raise your hand
if you get the answerCopy !req
499. Let's see who comes first,
who comes lastCopy !req
500. Your time starts... nowCopy !req
501. Time upCopy !req
502. Time up, sirCopy !req
503. No one got the answer?Copy !req
504. Now rewind your life by a minuteCopy !req
505. When I asked this question,
were you excited? Curious?Copy !req
506. Thrilled that you'd learn
something new?Copy !req
507. Anyone? Sir?Copy !req
508. No. You all got into a frantic raceCopy !req
509. What's the use of such methods,
even if you come firstCopy !req
510. Will your knowledge increase?
No, just the pressureCopy !req
511. This is a College,
not a pressure cookerCopy !req
512. Even a circus lion learns to sit
on a chair in fear of the whipCopy !req
513. But you call such a lion
'well trained', not 'well educated'Copy !req
514. Hello!Copy !req
515. This is not a philosophy class.
Just explain those two wordsCopy !req
516. Sir, these words don't existCopy !req
517. These are my friends' names.
Farhan and RajuCopy !req
518. Quiet!Copy !req
519. Nonsense! Is this how
you'll teach Engineering?Copy !req
520. Sir, I wasn't teaching
you EngineeringCopy !req
521. You're an expert at thatCopy !req
522. I was teaching you... how to teachCopy !req
523. And I'm sure one day you'll learnCopy !req
524. because unlike you, I never
abandon my weak studentsCopy !req
525. Bye, sirCopy !req
526. Quiet!Copy !req
527. Quiet, I saidCopy !req
528. I regret to inform you
that your son...Copy !req
529. Farhan...
Raju...Copy !req
530. has fallen into bad companyCopy !req
531. Without urgent corrective steps,
his future will be ruinedCopy !req
532. Virus's letters dropped on
our homes like atom bombsCopy !req
533. Hiroshima and Nagasaki
plunged into gloomCopy !req
534. Our parents invited us -
for a dressing downCopy !req
535. Come inCopy !req
536. See that?Copy !req
537. We could afford
just one air-conditionerCopy !req
538. We put it in Farhan's room,
so he could study in comfortCopy !req
539. I didn't buy a car.
I manage with a scooterCopy !req
540. We put all our money
into Farhan's educationCopy !req
541. We sacrificed our comforts
for Farhan's future. Understand?Copy !req
542. You took these pictures, Farhan?Copy !req
543. He had that useless
obsession for a whileCopy !req
544. Went around taking
pictures of animalsCopy !req
545. Wanted to be a
wildlife photographerCopy !req
546. Son, what was your
score that year?Copy !req
547. 91%Copy !req
548. Hear that? Straight drop
from 94% to 91%Copy !req
549. You find it funny?Copy !req
550. No sir, sorry. I'm just
amazed at the photosCopy !req
551. Why make him an engineer...
Why not a wildlife photographer?Copy !req
552. Enough!Copy !req
553. I humbly request you -
Don't ruin my son's futureCopy !req
554. Food's on the table, boys. C'monCopy !req
555. If you ever visit again,
do eat with usCopy !req
556. Dad denied us a meal...Copy !req
557. So, to fill our bellies with food...Copy !req
558. and ears with more reprimands,
we reached Raju's houseCopy !req
559. Raju's house was straight
out of a 50's black and whitefilmCopy !req
560. A small, dingy room...Copy !req
561. a paralyzed father...Copy !req
562. a coughing mother...Copy !req
563. and an unwed sisterCopy !req
564. A sofa sprouting springs...Copy !req
565. a 24 hour water supply -
from the leaking roofCopy !req
566. Mother was a retired school
teacher and a tireless complainerCopy !req
567. Father was once a postmasterCopy !req
568. Paralysis shut down
his body partly...Copy !req
569. his salary completely.
And the sister...Copy !req
570. Kammo's turned 28.
They demand a car in dowryCopy !req
571. If you don't study and earn,
how will she marry?Copy !req
572. Some okra?Copy !req
573. Okra is now 12/- per kilo,
cauliflower is 10/-Copy !req
574. It's daylight robbery!Copy !req
575. What will we eat if we get
warnings from your College?Copy !req
576. Mom!Copy !req
577. Cottage cheese?Copy !req
578. Cottage cheese should be sold
at the jewelers, in velvet pouchesCopy !req
579. Cottage cheese?
- No, no, it's okCopy !req
580. Mom, pleaseCopy !req
581. Alright, I'll shut upCopy !req
582. Earn for the family,
slave like a maidCopy !req
583. and then take the vow of silenceCopy !req
584. If not with my son, with whom
do I share my woes - his friends?Copy !req
585. Hey RajuCopy !req
586. We were in a huge dilemmaCopy !req
587. Do we comfort our friend
or console his mom?Copy !req
588. Screw it, we thought, let's
focus on the cottage cheeseCopy !req
589. Even his eczema cream
costs 55/- nowCopy !req
590. Another roti?Copy !req
591. No, thank you. We're throughCopy !req
592. Okra for 12/-
- Cauliflower for 10/-Copy !req
593. At least you were offered a mealCopy !req
594. Unlike your sadistic dad...
'Hitler' Qureshi!Copy !req
595. And your mom is Mother Teresa...
Feeding us 'eczema roti'!Copy !req
596. Don't poke fun at my mom!
- Enough, you guysCopy !req
597. I'm famished. Let's eat outCopy !req
598. It's month end. Who'll pay?
His Mother Teresa?Copy !req
599. To eat out, you don't need money.
Just a uniform. Look...Copy !req
600. C'mon
- ComeCopy !req
601. Good evening,
good eveningCopy !req
602. Oh, UncleCopy !req
603. Three large vodkas.
- Half soda, half waterCopy !req
604. If we're caught, we're deadCopy !req
605. What's for starters?
- Get double portionsCopy !req
606. Leave this here and start
some peppy musicCopy !req
607. Pia, what the hell!Copy !req
608. Why're you wearing
this ancient piece of junk?Copy !req
609. What'll people say - My fiancee...Copy !req
610. a doctor in the making,
wearing a cheap, 200/- watch!Copy !req
611. Please take it off. Thank youCopy !req
612. Hi handsomeCopy !req
613. Hey Aunty.
You're looking goodCopy !req
614. Don't miss my set, darling
- Rubies?Copy !req
615. From Mandalay
- Mandalay... Wow!Copy !req
616. Hey, let's go meet David
- Of courseCopy !req
617. Excuse meCopy !req
618. Yes?Copy !req
619. FlowersCopy !req
620. May I take the glass?
- Why?Copy !req
621. So you don't break it on my headCopy !req
622. Why would I do that?Copy !req
623. For the free advice I'll now impartCopy !req
624. What?Copy !req
625. Don't marry that assCopy !req
626. Excuse me?Copy !req
627. He's not a human,
he's a price tagCopy !req
628. he'll turn your life into a
nightmare of brands and pricesCopy !req
629. he'll ruin your life.
Your future will be finishedCopy !req
630. Want a demonstration?Copy !req
631. Shall I find out
the price of his shoes?Copy !req
632. I won't ask.
he'll announce it himselfCopy !req
633. What the hell...
Mint sauce on my $300 shoes!Copy !req
634. Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave itCopy !req
635. Genuine Italian leather -
hand-stitched!Copy !req
636. Dad, are they your guests?Copy !req
637. My students.
What're they doing here?Copy !req
638. Hold on, DadCopy !req
639. These beans smell greatCopy !req
640. No room for roti
- Just pile it onCopy !req
641. Hi
- HeyCopy !req
642. That was an eye-opener.
Thank you so muchCopy !req
643. It was my moral responsibilityCopy !req
644. Can I ask you for little more help?Copy !req
645. Dad won't let me break off
this engagementCopy !req
646. You explain so well.
Can you give him a demo too?Copy !req
647. Certainly.
Raju, the mint sauceCopy !req
648. You're really sweetCopy !req
649. Where is your daddy?
- Right behind youCopy !req
650. Aal izz wellCopy !req
651. Run for your life!
It's free advice. Take it or leave itCopy !req
652. What're you doing here?Copy !req
653. We'll hand these gifts
to the coupleCopy !req
654. I'll do that for you.
It's my sister's weddingCopy !req
655. Sister?Copy !req
656. Sir, what's the sum total
of your daughters?Copy !req
657. Empty. No gift chequesCopy !req
658. Forgot the cheques, Raju
Farhan?Copy !req
659. We didn't invite you,
you must be from the groom's sideCopy !req
660. No sir, we're here as the
emissaries of scienceCopy !req
661. How? Can you explain?Copy !req
662. Dad, he explains superbly.
I'm sure he'll give us a demoCopy !req
663. Won't you?Copy !req
664. well, Delhi has plenty of
power cuts that...Copy !req
665. disrupt wedding celebrationsCopy !req
666. So I thought of making
an inverter that...Copy !req
667. draws power from guests' carsCopy !req
668. I seeCopy !req
669. WowCopy !req
670. So where's the inverter?Copy !req
671. Sir, the design is readyCopy !req
672. Where's the design, Farhan?Copy !req
673. I gave you the design
- I gave it to RajuCopy !req
674. Raju, design?Copy !req
675. Never mind the design.
I'll make the inverter and show youCopy !req
676. You can only invent stories,
not an inverterCopy !req
677. I'll make one, I promiseCopy !req
678. And I'll name it after you.
After all, it was invented...Copy !req
679. at your daughter's wedding.
So It'll be an honor...Copy !req
680. Farhan, Raju. I'll see you
in my office tomorrowCopy !req
681. Sir, what was the cost per plate?
we'll reimburse youCopy !req
682. in installmentsCopy !req
683. We'll never crash a wedding again
- Not even my ownCopy !req
684. In fact, I won't even marry.
Nor will heCopy !req
685. Uh... right. No marriageCopy !req
686. Your parents shouldn't have
married eitherCopy !req
687. The world would have
to feed two less idiotsCopy !req
688. Sit!Copy !req
689. Pay attentionCopy !req
690. This is Ranchhoddas's father's
monthly incomeCopy !req
691. Couple of zeroes less,
and it's still a sizeable incomeCopy !req
692. But erase another zero,
and I would worry a littleCopy !req
693. Isn't that your fathers income,
Farhan?Copy !req
694. Yes, sirCopy !req
695. Now take away another zero...Copy !req
696. and that's your family income,
Raju RastogiCopy !req
697. Big reason to worryCopy !req
698. Take my advice and shift into
Chatur Ramalingam's roomCopy !req
699. Exams are here. Stay with
Rancho and you're sure to failCopy !req
700. Want a shave?
- No, sirCopy !req
701. Then get lost!Copy !req
702. Raju, don't worry. This is Virus's
move to split us. Divide and ruleCopy !req
703. I have to worryCopy !req
704. He grades us, and I need
good grades for a good jobCopy !req
705. Unlike you, I don't have a
rich dad I can live offCopy !req
706. Shut up, RajuCopy !req
707. Must we follow all his hogwash?
'Aal izz well'Copy !req
708. I won't be his flunky... like youCopy !req
709. You're crossing the line
- No, I'm drawing oneCopy !req
710. I have a family to supportCopy !req
711. Dad's medicines
swallow up mom's pensionCopy !req
712. My sis can't marry because
they want a car in dowryCopy !req
713. Mom hasn't bought a
single saree in five yearsCopy !req
714. Now don't get your mom's
wardrobe into the debateCopy !req
715. By the way, how many sarees
per annum is reasonable?Copy !req
716. Hey... no wisecracks about momCopy !req
717. We'll study with all our heart,
but not just for gradesCopy !req
718. To quote a Wise One - Study
to be accomplished, not affluentCopy !req
719. Follow excellence. And success
will chase you, pants down!Copy !req
720. Which Wise One says this?
His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas?Copy !req
721. Go rot in the bogs!Copy !req
722. Raju, don't stress. We'll top
our class. Nothing is impossibleCopy !req
723. Oh yeah?Copy !req
724. Shove this back into the tubeCopy !req
725. Raju got onto another trainCopy !req
726. His travails with chatur began.
Yes, I mean travails, not travelsCopy !req
727. Chatur was called 'Silencer'Copy !req
728. To sharpen his memory,
he popped pills from a local quackCopy !req
729. And then let off silent...
but lethal fartsCopy !req
730. I didn't do it... Raju?Copy !req
731. He always blamed others
for the outputCopy !req
732. Silencer crammed 18 hours a dayCopy !req
733. On exam eve,
he would distract othersCopy !req
734. His belief - There are only
two ways of toppingCopy !req
735. Elevate your own grades or
shrink your opponents' gradesCopy !req
736. Rancho decided to subdue
Silencer and rescue Raju...Copy !req
737. with one master planCopy !req
738. Our Director has unceasingly
served... 'Served' means...Copy !req
739. Damn the meaning,
I'll memorize itCopy !req
740. Chatur was the introductory speaker
at the Teachers' Day functionCopy !req
741. To impress Virus, he got his
speech written by the librarian...Copy !req
742. in highbrow HindiCopy !req
743. Hello. Hold on.
Chatur, call for youCopy !req
744. Please collect the printout.
I'll be right backCopy !req
745. Oh... the things I have to do...Copy !req
746. Mr. Dubey, the Director was
remembering youCopy !req
747. really?
- Yes. Just nowCopy !req
748. I'll see him right away.
Give this to ChaturCopy !req
749. Hello. Hello
- hello, Mr. Ramalingam?Copy !req
750. Yes?Copy !req
751. I'm calling from the police stationCopy !req
752. Are you from Uganda?
- Yes sirCopy !req
753. Your life is in danger
- What? How?Copy !req
754. Listen carefully, or else...Copy !req
755. you'll get killed as you step out
of the College gateCopy !req
756. Why? What happened?Copy !req
757. While Chatur was kept engagedCopy !req
758. Rancho altered a few words
in his speech, for eg...Copy !req
759. 'served' became 'screwed'Copy !req
760. Yes sir?Copy !req
761. Who are you?
- Dubey. LibrarianCopy !req
762. I'm permanent staff, sirCopy !req
763. CongratulationsCopy !req
764. Hold on a moment.
The chief is on the other lineCopy !req
765. Excuse me, sirCopy !req
766. Yes... so where was I?Copy !req
767. You said I may die...
outside the gateCopy !req
768. Right. As you get out of the gate,
you'll see a traffic signalCopy !req
769. Traffic signal. OkCopy !req
770. When it turns red,
all the cars will haltCopy !req
771. Ok. Then?Copy !req
772. Then cross the road
with great cautionCopy !req
773. Because son, in rush hour
if a car hits you, you're deadCopy !req
774. What nonsense! I know thatCopy !req
775. You know that? Excellent.
Then you're safe my boyCopy !req
776. From the librarian, SilencerCopy !req
777. You don't call me that,
ChanchadCopy !req
778. Hey. The Director said
he didn't call for meCopy !req
779. Who said 'called'?
I just said he 'remembered' youCopy !req
780. Remembered?
Rascals!Copy !req
781. Distinguished Mr. ChairpersonCopy !req
782. Chief guest, the Honorable
Minister of EducationCopy !req
783. respected teachers and friendsCopy !req
784. ICE has now soared
beyond the stratosphereCopy !req
785. The credit goes solely toCopy !req
786. Dr. Viru Sahastrabuddhe.
Give him a big handCopy !req
787. Sir, the voice is his
but the words are mineCopy !req
788. He's a great guy, really You areCopy !req
789. For 32 years, he has
unceasingly screwed studentsCopy !req
790. He means - 'served' studentsCopy !req
791. I'm sure his endeavors
will continueCopy !req
792. We are astounded at
how one man, in one lifetimeCopy !req
793. can screw so many, so wellCopy !req
794. With rigorous training
he's built up his staminaCopy !req
795. He's spent every living minute
just screwingCopy !req
796. Let's replicate his methodsCopy !req
797. Tomorrow ICE students
will go across the globeCopy !req
798. Wherever we go,
we promise to screwCopy !req
799. We'll hoist this screwer's flag
all over the worldCopy !req
800. We'll show the world that
our capacity to screw...Copy !req
801. cannot be matched by any student...Copy !req
802. anywhere on the planetCopy !req
803. Mr. Minister. Good eveningCopy !req
804. You have given this institution
what it sorely needsCopy !req
805. Booty, funds
- BosomCopy !req
806. It's booty, stupid. Bosom means...Copy !req
807. What nonsense! That's insultingCopy !req
808. Everyone has a bosom,
but it remains pocketedCopy !req
809. No one offers it so readilyCopy !req
810. vulgar fellow!Copy !req
811. You have generously offered
your bosom...Copy !req
812. to this relentless screwerCopy !req
813. Now see how he makes it growCopy !req
814. Is this what you teach here, Director?Copy !req
815. On this august occasion,
here's a Sanskrit verse...Copy !req
816. Listen to this - the might
of his fart in verseCopy !req
817. A good loud fart is honorableCopy !req
818. 'Fart'? Go, SilencerCopy !req
819. A medium fart is tolerableCopy !req
820. Softer windbreaks are terribleCopy !req
821. And the silent ones unbearableCopy !req
822. That's what mindless cramming
does to youCopy !req
823. Cramming may see you
through four years of CollegeCopy !req
824. but it will 'screw' you
for the next 40 yearsCopy !req
825. He still doesn't get itCopy !req
826. 'Medium fart is tolerable'...
Unbelievable!Copy !req
827. You're a poet, Rancho.
How did you think of this?Copy !req
828. That was fun.
He didn't know what hit himCopy !req
829. You swines!
What did I ever do to you?Copy !req
830. Sorry man.
Don't take it personallyCopy !req
831. I willCopy !req
832. Chatur Ramalingam
will never forget this insultCopy !req
833. I'll think of it every minute,
every second of my lifeCopy !req
834. Sorry man. That was a demo
for Raju - Don't cram blindlyCopy !req
835. Understand and enjoy
the wonders of ScienceCopy !req
836. I'm not here to enjoy ScienceCopy !req
837. So You're here to screw ScienceCopy !req
838. Go ahead.
Laugh at my methodsCopy !req
839. But one day these methods
will bring me successCopy !req
840. That day I'll laugh and you'll cryCopy !req
841. You're on the wrong track again.
Don't chase successCopy !req
842. Become a good engineer
and success will chase youCopy !req
843. These ideals don't work
in the real worldCopy !req
844. You take your train, I'll take mineCopy !req
845. Ten years from now
we'll meet at the same stationCopy !req
846. Same day. Same place.
We'll see who's more successfulCopy !req
847. you... or ICopy !req
848. Have the balls? C'mon, bet!Copy !req
849. It's a challengeCopy !req
850. Watch it!Copy !req
851. What's he writing?Copy !req
852. Don't forget this dateCopy !req
853. I'm not used to
such expensive gifts, SuhasCopy !req
854. Get used to them, PiaCopy !req
855. You're gonna be
Suhas Tandon's wifeCopy !req
856. Where's the bill, man?Copy !req
857. I'll be backCopy !req
858. You changed the speech?
- What?Copy !req
859. Don't lieCopy !req
860. um... YeahCopy !req
861. What's your problem with dad?
- I have no problemCopy !req
862. I'm making an inverter
named after him. Look... OhCopy !req
863. Why're you harassing him?Copy !req
864. 'Cause he runs a factory,
not a CollegeCopy !req
865. Churning out asses.
Like that oneCopy !req
866. She destroyed it, manCopy !req
867. How dare you call him an ass?Copy !req
868. He is one!
First Engineering, then MBACopy !req
869. then becomes a banker in the USACopy !req
870. Because it rakes in
more money?Copy !req
871. Life for him is just
a profit-loss statementCopy !req
872. He sees profit in you,
so he's with youCopy !req
873. Director's daughter, doctor in the
making... Good for his image!Copy !req
874. It's not you he cares forCopy !req
875. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
876. What do you mean
he doesn't care for me?Copy !req
877. New watch? One momentCopy !req
878. You always need a demoCopy !req
879. Hey SuhasCopy !req
880. Where were you?Copy !req
881. She's looking for her watchCopy !req
882. What? You lost the watchCopy !req
883. Never mind. Get anotherCopy !req
884. It cost 400,000!Copy !req
885. Mine's just 250/-
but keeps the same timeCopy !req
886. Keep quiet... How could
you be so careless, PiaCopy !req
887. This callous attitude is
disgusting. It's disrespectfulCopy !req
888. That was a limited edition watchCopy !req
889. Now wear your ancient
piece of junk at dinnerCopy !req
890. What're you staring at?Copy !req
891. Here come the tears!
Real mature, PiaCopy !req
892. I can't handle thisCopy !req
893. Stop crying and look for itCopy !req
894. Find another wrist
for this watch... Ass!Copy !req
895. Hey, you're awesome.
called him an ass to his faceCopy !req
896. Get lostCopy !req
897. It's too noisy hereCopy !req
898. She's saying 'Thank you',
I hear 'Get lost'Copy !req
899. I said 'Get lost'
- Don't get so uptightCopy !req
900. Actually, you never
really loved himCopy !req
901. What do you mean?Copy !req
902. When you see him, do the
winds whisper a melody?Copy !req
903. Your scarf flies in slow motion?Copy !req
904. The Moon appears gigantic?Copy !req
905. That happens in movies, not in lifeCopy !req
906. Happens in life too -
if you love a personCopy !req
907. not an assCopy !req
908. Hello. What?Copy !req
909. Oh God! Ok, I'm on my wayCopy !req
910. You're a medical student,
right? Need your helpCopy !req
911. It's an emergency, please
- What?Copy !req
912. Please come with me.
What's that oath you doctors take -Copy !req
913. You'll never deny a patient help...
The Hippocratic OathCopy !req
914. Please help me,
it's an emergencyCopy !req
915. You gatecrash my sister's wedding,
break off my engagement...Copy !req
916. my dad is popping
BP pills because of you...Copy !req
917. and here I am, helping you!Copy !req
918. unbelievable!Copy !req
919. This Hippocratic Oath -
It's really done us in!Copy !req
920. Where's Raju, ma'am?
- Gone to get a cabCopy !req
921. called the ambulance
two hours agoCopy !req
922. In this country,
pizza reaches in 30 minutesCopy !req
923. but an ambulance...!Copy !req
924. He needs hospitalization.
UrgentlyCopy !req
925. Hey stop!Copy !req
926. Move, it's an emergency!Copy !req
927. Move... move...Copy !req
928. Move... move...Copy !req
929. Doctor, emergency!Copy !req
930. That's the patientCopy !req
931. Keep this. Hey, here's RajuCopy !req
932. What the hell!
You brought dad on the scooterCopy !req
933. Should I've sent him by courier?Copy !req
934. No wisecracks on dads profession!
Where is he?Copy !req
935. Go ask the doctorCopy !req
936. Close call, Pia. A little delay,
we'd have lost himCopy !req
937. Glad you didn't wait for an ambulance
and got him on the scooterCopy !req
938. call me if there's a problemCopy !req
939. Rancho! Thank you...Copy !req
940. Thanking your buddies!
Silencer teaching you manners?Copy !req
941. Didn't he teach you -
A friend is man's greatest bosom?Copy !req
942. Go on now.
You have an exam tomorrowCopy !req
943. Exams we have many...
Dad mostly just oneCopy !req
944. We won't budge from here
without the PostmasterCopy !req
945. Don't worryCopy !req
946. Rancho, forgive me.
I was scaredCopy !req
947. It's ok. Quiet, nowCopy !req
948. Please forgive meCopy !req
949. It's ok, calm down.
Go see your dadCopy !req
950. And don't go
with that weepy faceCopy !req
951. Thanks buddyCopy !req
952. Natty scooter. Saved a life.
How much does it cost?Copy !req
953. Pour some mint sauce
on it. It'll tell youCopy !req
954. Hey, happy Independence DayCopy !req
955. Today isn't Independence DayCopy !req
956. For you it is! Now you're free
to wear your mom's watchCopy !req
957. No ass can say it's an
ancient piece of junkCopy !req
958. HeyCopy !req
959. How do you know
it was mom's watch?Copy !req
960. At your sister's wedding,
you wore sparkling new clothesCopy !req
961. Only the watch was oldCopy !req
962. What could that mean?Copy !req
963. You really missed your mom
that day, didn't you?Copy !req
964. YesCopy !req
965. Your mom must've been
really beautifulCopy !req
966. Yes. How do you know?Copy !req
967. Seen your dad?Copy !req
968. 'Life is a race. If you don't run fastCopy !req
969. you'll be a broken egg
cuckoo bird'Copy !req
970. You...Copy !req
971. The winds whisper a melodyCopy !req
972. The sky hums alongCopy !req
973. Time itself is singing...Copy !req
974. Zoobi do...Copy !req
975. Param pumCopy !req
976. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
977. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
978. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
979. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
980. Leaves sing on their branches
Bees jam with flowersCopy !req
981. Crazy sunbeams dance off petals
As birds yodel in the skiesCopy !req
982. Flowers, bold and brazen
Snuggle and cootchie-cooCopy !req
983. I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with usCopy !req
984. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
985. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
986. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
987. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
988. Let's make the unique and
ever useful mint sauceCopy !req
989. The all-powerful sauce that
exposes phony peopleCopy !req
990. Your 7th house is clearCopy !req
991. Shunning an ass,
you'll fall for a humanCopy !req
992. Time is ripe for loveCopy !req
993. Temperature in New Delhi
remains stableCopy !req
994. Clear skies.
But if in love, expect rainCopy !req
995. Pitter-patter go the raindrops
Whish-whoosh whistles the windCopy !req
996. Do-da-dee waltzes the rain
Boom-boom echoes the skyCopy !req
997. Drenched in rain and passion
You sway your hips on cueCopy !req
998. I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with usCopy !req
999. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
1000. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
1001. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
1002. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
1003. The gorgeous low moon
Serenades the earthCopy !req
1004. A shooting star skips along
crooning a ballad of loveCopy !req
1005. The night is bright but lonesome
come touch me, my handsomeCopy !req
1006. I've seen it happen in movies
What's now happening with usCopy !req
1007. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
1008. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
1009. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi pum paara
Zoobi doobi param pum'Copy !req
1010. My silly heart goes 'Zoobi doobi
zoobi doobi' as it jives and jigs alongCopy !req
1011. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'
goes my silly heartCopy !req
1012. 'Zoobi doobi zoobi doobi'
goes my silly heartCopy !req
1013. Hello. Wake upCopy !req
1014. Huh... Postmaster's dead?
- What!Copy !req
1015. No, stupidCopy !req
1016. It's 8.30, your exam is at 9Copy !req
1017. But we can't leave him aloneCopy !req
1018. I'm here.
It's a matter of three hoursCopy !req
1019. Take my scooter.
It's getting lateCopy !req
1020. Hey...Copy !req
1021. Gosh, what an ancient watchCopy !req
1022. GoCopy !req
1023. Sorry, we're late
- It was an emergencyCopy !req
1024. Settle down thereCopy !req
1025. Sir, they're still writingCopy !req
1026. hello. Time upCopy !req
1027. Please, five minutes.
We started half an hour lateCopy !req
1028. It was an emergencyCopy !req
1029. He glared at us like we'd
asked for both his kidneysCopy !req
1030. But we continued writingCopy !req
1031. He continued arranging
the answer sheetsCopy !req
1032. Done, sirCopy !req
1033. You're late.
I can't accept theseCopy !req
1034. Sir, please, sirCopy !req
1035. Sir, do you know who we are?Copy !req
1036. Prime Ministers son?
Even then...Copy !req
1037. I will not accept your paperCopy !req
1038. Do you know
our names and roll numbers?Copy !req
1039. No...Copy !req
1040. Who are you?Copy !req
1041. He doesn't know - Run!Copy !req
1042. Hey, what's your roll number?Copy !req
1043. Where the hell are their papers?Copy !req
1044. O Lord, have mercyCopy !req
1045. Today was Results day.
Time to make a deal with GodCopy !req
1046. Just save my Electronics.
I'll offer a coconutCopy !req
1047. Sir Snake, bless my Physics.
I promise a pint of milk per dayCopy !req
1048. O Mother Cow,
help me pass... have this grassCopy !req
1049. I vow: No X-rated thoughts
of girls in my class...Copy !req
1050. Watch over my resultsCopy !req
1051. God of Wealth, I'll offer 100/-
every monthCopy !req
1052. 100/- won't bribe even a traffic copCopy !req
1053. let alone the AlmightyCopy !req
1054. Check from the bottomCopy !req
1055. You are... lastCopy !req
1056. And you?Copy !req
1057. Second lastCopy !req
1058. Rancho?Copy !req
1059. Not thereCopy !req
1060. My heart sankCopy !req
1061. Not 'cause our ranks tanked,
but 'cause our friend flunkedCopy !req
1062. There's a mistake.
It's not possible. It's injusticeCopy !req
1063. What's Silencer howling about?Copy !req
1064. He got the second rankCopy !req
1065. Who's first?Copy !req
1066. RanchoCopy !req
1067. Rancho?Copy !req
1068. Move asideCopy !req
1069. We learned a lesson
in Human Behavior;Copy !req
1070. Your friend fails, you feel bad.
Your friend tops, you feel worseCopy !req
1071. We were sad.
Two others were sadderCopy !req
1072. Ranchhoddas Chanchad.
Front row. Right of the DirectorCopy !req
1073. Uday Sinha. Second row. Third seatCopy !req
1074. Alok Mittal. Second row. Fifth seatCopy !req
1075. Sahili Rao. Third row...Copy !req
1076. Sir, why this seating
according to rank?Copy !req
1077. Any problem with that?Copy !req
1078. Yes, this grading system is
like a caste systemCopy !req
1079. A-Masters
C-SlavesCopy !req
1080. It's not nice, sir
- You have a better idea?Copy !req
1081. Yes. Results should not be
displayed at allCopy !req
1082. Why publicise someone's flaws?Copy !req
1083. If your iron count is low,
will the doctor prescribe tonic...Copy !req
1084. or air your report on TVCopy !req
1085. You see, sir?Copy !req
1086. So basically,
what you are saying isCopy !req
1087. I should personally go to
each student's roomCopy !req
1088. and whisper in his ears...Copy !req
1089. 'You have come first';
'You're second';Copy !req
1090. 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
you have failed'Copy !req
1091. No sir, I mean
grades create a divideCopy !req
1092. I've topped, so I'm next to youCopy !req
1093. My pals came last,
they're in the back cornerCopy !req
1094. At least they're in the cornerCopy !req
1095. More time with you, and
they'll be out of the photoCopy !req
1096. They will neither pass,
nor get a jobCopy !req
1097. they'll get jobs, sir.
There must be some firm that...Copy !req
1098. prefers humans to machinesCopy !req
1099. they'll get jobs. I guaranteeCopy !req
1100. You guarantee it!Copy !req
1101. Bet, sir?Copy !req
1102. Govind
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
1103. Even if one of them gets
a job in campus interviews...Copy !req
1104. shave off my moustacheCopy !req
1105. Sir!Copy !req
1106. Happy?
- Smile, pleaseCopy !req
1107. Happy, sirCopy !req
1108. Jackass!
Honking to hide your tootingCopy !req
1109. Septic tank! Popping pills again?Copy !req
1110. I didn't do it... Raju?Copy !req
1111. This is a familiar stinkCopy !req
1112. He's the sole cause for
global warmingCopy !req
1113. Toss me your wallet - I'll buy pantsCopy !req
1114. Take Chatur's suit instead
- Don't touch my suitCopy !req
1115. Rancho'll recognize you
even in underwearCopy !req
1116. Where's this?
- If I could read, would I sell peanuts?Copy !req
1117. He can't read
- But he can speakCopy !req
1118. Wait. Do you know a
Ranchhoddas Chanchad?Copy !req
1119. Yes, he lives thereCopy !req
1120. Free as the wind was heCopy !req
1121. Like a soaring kite was heCopy !req
1122. Where did he go...Copy !req
1123. let's find himCopy !req
1124. Chatur, your pills
- Thanks. Where were they?Copy !req
1125. In the pocket
- Hey, my pants!Copy !req
1126. Karl Marx says to
share all resourcesCopy !req
1127. Hey, you'll give people ideasCopy !req
1128. I want it nowCopy !req
1129. What happened?Copy !req
1130. Rancho's fatherCopy !req
1131. Excuse me,
where is Ranchhoddas?Copy !req
1132. There he is
- Thank youCopy !req
1133. Rancho...
- Yes?Copy !req
1134. Sorry. We're looking for RanchhoddasCopy !req
1135. I am RanchhoddasCopy !req
1136. No, I mean... 'Ranchhoddas
Shamaldas Chanchad'Copy !req
1137. Ranchhoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad. That's meCopy !req
1138. Ranchhoddas, take care, sonCopy !req
1139. 'Ranchhoddas Chanchad'Copy !req
1140. RajuCopy !req
1141. I'll be in the Guinness Book for
driving Delhi-Shimla in underwearCopy !req
1142. That too, for the wrong guy!Copy !req
1143. Same name, same degree,
same photo, but a different guyCopy !req
1144. What's going on?Copy !req
1145. How did Silencer get
Rancho's address?Copy !req
1146. Good point!Copy !req
1147. Hey Chatur, come hereCopy !req
1148. How dare you open this?
I got this from San FranciscoCopy !req
1149. Handmade biscuitsCopy !req
1150. Specially for Mr. Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
1151. Phunsukh Bangdu?
Who's that?Copy !req
1152. Not Bangdu. Wangdu. 'W'.
Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
1153. Do you know who that is?
He's a great scientistCopy !req
1154. 400 patents.
The world wants himCopy !req
1155. Took me a year
to get an appointmentCopy !req
1156. Once he signs the deal with
my company, I'll be huge!Copy !req
1157. Forget Wangdu.
How'd you get Rancho's address?Copy !req
1158. You should be thanking
Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
1159. He led me to Rancho, See thisCopy !req
1160. My secretary was here to fix
an appointment with WangduCopy !req
1161. She didn't get the appointment.
But I found RanchoCopy !req
1162. I checked the Shimla directory
and found Rancho's nameCopy !req
1163. What happened to his face?Copy !req
1164. Plastic surgery
in honor of your visit?Copy !req
1165. Only one man has the answerCopy !req
1166. Sorry Papa,
I couldn't fulfill your last wishCopy !req
1167. You kept asking me
to take you on pilgrimageCopy !req
1168. But I waited
for the highway tenderCopy !req
1169. There the tender opened,
here you closed your eyesCopy !req
1170. I am so sorry, Papa.
I could not be a good son...Copy !req
1171. WrongCopy !req
1172. You're an engineer.
Your degree's on the wall!Copy !req
1173. You were a very good sonCopy !req
1174. How dare you barge in?
I'll have you arrestedCopy !req
1175. No, you'll be arrested.
We've made enquiriesCopy !req
1176. You use the degree
to clinch contractsCopy !req
1177. It's our friend's degree.
How did you get it?Copy !req
1178. This is a 150 acre estateCopy !req
1179. If I shoot and bury you,
no one would even noticeCopy !req
1180. Get the point?Copy !req
1181. Now get lostCopy !req
1182. I'm taking Papa's ashes to the
sacred river. Can take yours tooCopy !req
1183. Grab Papa!Copy !req
1184. Here, hereCopy !req
1185. Let go of Papa!Copy !req
1186. Tell the truth or
Papa is flushed!Copy !req
1187. Hand over Papa
- Papa goes to the sacred sewerCopy !req
1188. Get Papa out of the potty
- You pull trigger, I pull flush.Copy !req
1189. I'll count to threeCopy !req
1190. Wanna shoot us?
Raju, scatter the ashesCopy !req
1191. OneCopy !req
1192. Take us down,
and Papa's down the drainCopy !req
1193. TwoCopy !req
1194. Then grope for him in the gutterCopy !req
1195. What is it, Raju?Copy !req
1196. We've got the wrong urn.
It's empty!Copy !req
1197. Empty?Copy !req
1198. Empty- we'll empty it out!Copy !req
1199. No, no!Copy !req
1200. We'll empty it outCopy !req
1201. No... hands up!Copy !req
1202. Who are you?Copy !req
1203. I am RanchoCopy !req
1204. I swear on Papa, it's trueCopy !req
1205. I am Rancho!
That was Chhote.Copy !req
1206. Chhote?Copy !req
1207. He was our gardener's son, ChhoteCopy !req
1208. He stayed on with us
after he was orphanedCopy !req
1209. Did odd jobs around the house,
ran errandsCopy !req
1210. He had a passion for learningCopy !req
1211. He'd wear my old uniform
and slip into schoolCopy !req
1212. And attend any class he liked.
It suited meCopy !req
1213. I made him do my homework,
take my examsCopy !req
1214. It was going well, till
one day...Copy !req
1215. Our teacher saw a sixth grader
doing tenth grade mathCopy !req
1216. Which grade are you in, son?Copy !req
1217. What's your name?Copy !req
1218. We got caughtCopy !req
1219. Papa was a powerful man, so...Copy !req
1220. our teacher alerted him
before going to the PrincipalCopy !req
1221. You started it, you will finish itCopy !req
1222. People pretend to show me respectCopy !req
1223. But behind my back...Copy !req
1224. mock me as an illiterateCopy !req
1225. I won't let that happen to my sonCopy !req
1226. This boy wants to study.
I want just a degreeCopy !req
1227. Let the game go onCopy !req
1228. Make this kid an engineerCopy !req
1229. and I'll have a degree
in my son's name on that wallCopy !req
1230. I went to London for four years,
he went to College as meCopy !req
1231. He'd promised to cut contact with all
after getting the degreeCopy !req
1232. But he always said,
'Two idiots will come looking for me'Copy !req
1233. He really misses you bothCopy !req
1234. I'll give you his address,
go to himCopy !req
1235. But please keep my secretCopy !req
1236. What secret?Copy !req
1237. You got the wrong urn, sir.
Papa is in hereCopy !req
1238. What the hell's going on?
Who was that gun guy?Copy !req
1239. Complicated story.
Without subtitles. Not for youCopy !req
1240. Ignore it
- Where're we going?Copy !req
1241. LadakhCopy !req
1242. Ladakh! Why?Copy !req
1243. To meet RanchoCopy !req
1244. What's he doing in Ladakh?Copy !req
1245. No clue. We have
the address of a schoolCopy !req
1246. School teacher!Copy !req
1247. I'm Vice President of
Rockledge Corporation, and he...Copy !req
1248. A for Apple, B for Ball...Copy !req
1249. D for DonkeyCopy !req
1250. Next week I sign a huge deal
with Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
1251. And he... A for Apple, B for Ball...Copy !req
1252. Today my respect
for that idiot shot upCopy !req
1253. Most of us went to college
just for a degreeCopy !req
1254. No degree meant
no plum job, no pretty wife...Copy !req
1255. no credit card, no social statusCopy !req
1256. None of this mattered to himCopy !req
1257. He was in college
for the joy of learningCopy !req
1258. He never cared
if he was first or lastCopy !req
1259. Who was the first man
on the Moon?Copy !req
1260. Neil Armstrong, sirCopy !req
1261. Obviously, it is Neil Armstrong.
We all know itCopy !req
1262. Who was the second?Copy !req
1263. Don't waste your time.
It's not importantCopy !req
1264. Nobody remembers the man
who ever came secondCopy !req
1265. Soon, 26 companies
will be here with job offersCopy !req
1266. you'll have a job
even before your final examCopy !req
1267. This is your last lap, my friendsCopy !req
1268. Put the pedal to the metal.
Step on the gasCopy !req
1269. Go out there and make history!Copy !req
1270. Any questions?Copy !req
1271. Yes?Copy !req
1272. Sir, suppose a student gets a job...Copy !req
1273. but narrowly fails the final exam,
will he still have the job?Copy !req
1274. Very good questionCopy !req
1275. Anyone else
with the same question?Copy !req
1276. As expectedCopy !req
1277. Please come on stage.
Give them a big handCopy !req
1278. For the last four yearsCopy !req
1279. they've been our most
consistent studentsCopy !req
1280. Consistently last in every examCopy !req
1281. Come my geniuses, comeCopy !req
1282. Their brains will fetch
a handsome priceCopy !req
1283. 'Cause they're completely unusedCopy !req
1284. And to answer their question -Copy !req
1285. The exam won't affect their jobsCopy !req
1286. Because no company
will hire them anyway!Copy !req
1287. They're so unique, their
names will be writ in gold -Copy !req
1288. 'Farhanitrate' and 'Prerajulization'Copy !req
1289. Give them a big hand,
please, everybodyCopy !req
1290. He screwed us!Copy !req
1291. In front of everyoneCopy !req
1292. God, I'll give up meat,
light a 1000 incense sticksCopy !req
1293. Do me just one favor -Copy !req
1294. Delete Virus!Copy !req
1295. Burn him in hellCopy !req
1296. Fry Virus-nuggets in bubbling oilCopy !req
1297. You think God is a contract killer?Copy !req
1298. You shut upCopy !req
1299. You're in the center
of the photo every yearCopy !req
1300. We're rotting in the cornerCopy !req
1301. This year we may fall
out of the photo altogetherCopy !req
1302. Know why I come first?
- Why?Copy !req
1303. Because I love machinesCopy !req
1304. Engineering is my passionCopy !req
1305. Know your passion?Copy !req
1306. That's my bag
- Be quietCopy !req
1307. What're you up to?Copy !req
1308. This... is your passionCopy !req
1309. Go post this letterCopy !req
1310. What letter?Copy !req
1311. 5 years ago he wrote this for
his favorite wildlife photographerCopy !req
1312. Andre...
- lstvanCopy !req
1313. He wanted to train with him
in HungaryCopy !req
1314. But in fear of his dad, the Fuhrer,
never posted itCopy !req
1315. Quit Engineering, marry PhotographyCopy !req
1316. Follow your talentCopy !req
1317. If Michael Jackson's dad
forced him to be a boxer...Copy !req
1318. and Mohammad Ali's dad
pushed him to be a singer...Copy !req
1319. imagine the disasterCopy !req
1320. Do you get it?Copy !req
1321. Idiot! Loves Photography,
but is marrying machinesCopy !req
1322. Your Holiness Guru RanchhoddasCopy !req
1323. Engineering is
my wife and mistress bothCopy !req
1324. But I still fail. Why?
- ExplainCopy !req
1325. 'Cause you're a coward,
scared of the futureCopy !req
1326. Look at this -
more holy rings than fingersCopy !req
1327. One ring per fear -
exam, sis's dowry, jobCopy !req
1328. With such fear of tomorrow,
how'll you live today?Copy !req
1329. How'll you focus on studies?Copy !req
1330. Strange buddies! One lives
in fear, the other in pretenseCopy !req
1331. You live in both - fear and pretenseCopy !req
1332. You're scared to Tell Pia you
love her... so you pretend you don'tCopy !req
1333. What rubbish!Copy !req
1334. Easy to offer free advice,
tough to follow itCopy !req
1335. Have the guts? Go confess to Pia.Copy !req
1336. There's no connection!
- Deep connection, Your HolinessCopy !req
1337. Listen, if you confess to PiaCopy !req
1338. I'll Tell Dad - No Engineering,
I'm marrying PhotographyCopy !req
1339. And I'll dump my rings
before the job interviewCopy !req
1340. Deal?Copy !req
1341. Have the guts?Copy !req
1342. His Holiness is speechlessCopy !req
1343. Let's goCopy !req
1344. follow me
- Where?Copy !req
1345. Let's goCopy !req
1346. Hey Virus! I'm anti-VirusCopy !req
1347. Hope no dog hereCopy !req
1348. Cowards! Let's goCopy !req
1349. If any danger,
I'll give the Virus alertCopy !req
1350. Beware - Virus insideCopy !req
1351. Need background score?Copy !req
1352. Pia
- Who's it?Copy !req
1353. Don't yell! It's me, RanchoCopy !req
1354. Just listen for a moment,
then I'm goneCopy !req
1355. Say not a word...Copy !req
1356. Pia...
- Yes?Copy !req
1357. Those 22 minutes with you
on the scooterCopy !req
1358. were the most enchanting
22 minutes of my lifeCopy !req
1359. I could spend an eternity
with you on the scooterCopy !req
1360. WowCopy !req
1361. and time stands stillCopy !req
1362. Every night you ride into my dreams
on your scooter, dressed as a brideCopy !req
1363. Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmetCopy !req
1364. and come close to kiss meCopy !req
1365. But that kiss doesn't happenCopy !req
1366. Why?Copy !req
1367. Because the noses collide,
and I wake upCopy !req
1368. The noses never collide, stupid!Copy !req
1369. I'm sorry,
I thought you were PiaCopy !req
1370. I wish I wasCopy !req
1371. Sis, why did you interrupt?Copy !req
1372. It took him four years
to say thisCopy !req
1373. Pia, kiss him.
Show that noses don't collideCopy !req
1374. You have my permission,
kiss him... He's so cute!Copy !req
1375. Who's this?
- My sisterCopy !req
1376. Who're you?Copy !req
1377. When you were talking,
he kicked. First time!Copy !req
1378. He? How do you know
it's a 'he' or 'she'?Copy !req
1379. Papa asked the astrologer If we'd
get an engineer or a doctorCopy !req
1380. Meaning?Copy !req
1381. Boy becomes an engineer,
girl a doctorCopy !req
1382. Champ, better stay inside.
Out here's a circusCopy !req
1383. Your grandpa is the ringmaster.
he'll crack his whip -Copy !req
1384. 'Run! Life is a race.
Be an engineer'Copy !req
1385. But you follow your heart.
If grandpa scares you...Copy !req
1386. put your hand on your heart
and say, 'all is well'Copy !req
1387. He kickedCopy !req
1388. Say it againCopy !req
1389. all is wellCopy !req
1390. Kicked againCopy !req
1391. Once more
- all is wellCopy !req
1392. all is wellCopy !req
1393. Who is it?Copy !req
1394. GoCopy !req
1395. You sent hate-mail to Dad,
here's pee-mail for youCopy !req
1396. Enjoy the pee-mail, happy reading!Copy !req
1397. Who is it?
- Your future son-in-lawCopy !req
1398. And the wedding partyCopy !req
1399. Rastogi!Copy !req
1400. Security, that wayCopy !req
1401. So you all have already learned
about the simple pendulumCopy !req
1402. Now let's get down to the advanced
study about compound pendulumCopy !req
1403. It's an irregular object
oscillating about its own axisCopy !req
1404. Let me demonstrate to youCopy !req
1405. What's this?
- PencilCopy !req
1406. What's inside?
- LeadCopy !req
1407. Good. Lead is the axis to this pencilCopy !req
1408. Even You can be a compound
pendulum, if you oscillate about...Copy !req
1409. Where is Raju Rastogi?
- Present, sirCopy !req
1410. Hi. Everybody is hereCopy !req
1411. Good morning, sirCopy !req
1412. Where were you last night?Copy !req
1413. Studying all night, sir
- Studying?Copy !req
1414. Really?Copy !req
1415. Hasn't slept two nights,
that's why he looks scruffyCopy !req
1416. Not slept?Copy !req
1417. What did you study?Copy !req
1418. Induction motor, sir.
The whole chapterCopy !req
1419. Whole chapter?Copy !req
1420. In that case, Mr. Raju Rastogi...Copy !req
1421. Yes sir!Copy !req
1422. Can you Tell us how an
induction motor starts?Copy !req
1423. Stop itCopy !req
1424. Sir, rumCopy !req
1425. Mr. RastogiCopy !req
1426. Let's have a cup of tea
in my officeCopy !req
1427. Sir?Copy !req
1428. Close the doorCopy !req
1429. Can you type?Copy !req
1430. Yes, sirCopy !req
1431. Will you type a letter for me?Copy !req
1432. Definitely, sirCopy !req
1433. Come, sitCopy !req
1434. Sir, I'm sorry sir...Copy !req
1435. Please typeCopy !req
1436. Dear Sir...Copy !req
1437. It is my painful duty to inform you...Copy !req
1438. that your son is rusticated...Copy !req
1439. No, sorry, delete that.
Go backCopy !req
1440. Your son, Mr. Raju Rastogi...Copy !req
1441. is rusticated from the
Imperial College of EngineeringCopy !req
1442. Come on, typeCopy !req
1443. It'll kill my dad, sirCopy !req
1444. Please type
- Sir, please sirCopy !req
1445. My decision is final and
irrevocableCopy !req
1446. He lives just to see me
become an engineerCopy !req
1447. Should've thought of that
before peeing on my doorCopy !req
1448. Sir, give me one chance... pleaseCopy !req
1449. Ok, remove your name
from the letter...Copy !req
1450. and put in Rancho'sCopy !req
1451. I know he was with you
last nightCopy !req
1452. Be my witness and
I'll spare youCopy !req
1453. You have 71 minutes to thinkCopy !req
1454. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1455. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1456. The heavens may beckon youCopy !req
1457. But we'll take up arms against GodCopy !req
1458. And it's not a fight we intend to loseCopy !req
1459. You may try your best to escapeCopy !req
1460. Try with all your mightCopy !req
1461. But there is no way
we are letting go of youCopy !req
1462. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1463. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1464. Rancho, watch that monitorCopy !req
1465. RajuCopy !req
1466. His body is paralyzed with shock,
but his mind is alertCopy !req
1467. He can see and hear us.
Please don't cry in front of himCopy !req
1468. Speak to him normally,
motivate him, joke aroundCopy !req
1469. Good news, Raju.
Your dad's recoveredCopy !req
1470. The new medicine workedCopy !req
1471. Is this your family tradition -Copy !req
1472. As one male gets up,
the other conks out?Copy !req
1473. Come, wake upCopy !req
1474. Your dad wants Pia's scooterCopy !req
1475. Should I give it to him?
Hope he won't dent itCopy !req
1476. Raju, Farhan is live on webcam.
From the hostelCopy !req
1477. Look, virus has canceled
your suspension orderCopy !req
1478. Problem solved... Wake up nowCopy !req
1479. Everything's resolved!
You hear that?Copy !req
1480. Rise and shine, buddyCopy !req
1481. In this journey offew stridesCopy !req
1482. On the path called lifeCopy !req
1483. Don't quit...
Just celebrate the rideCopy !req
1484. Listen please to those
who love youCopy !req
1485. Every dark night is
followed by sunriseCopy !req
1486. Don't shut out those
who love youCopy !req
1487. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1488. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1489. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1490. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1491. Look, mom bought a new saree
- Brand newCopy !req
1492. It cost 2000/-Copy !req
1493. Wake up nowCopy !req
1494. She bought not one,
but ten sareesCopy !req
1495. Look!Copy !req
1496. Hey Raju!Copy !req
1497. C'mon Tell me... How do I look?Copy !req
1498. Remember the letters
mom would write...Copy !req
1499. Always blessed you
with eternal lifeCopy !req
1500. Don't die on her... you can't dieCopy !req
1501. Look at us now, don't turn awayCopy !req
1502. Smile once to show you careCopy !req
1503. Wake up,
don't torment us anymoreCopy !req
1504. Did you hear about your sis?Copy !req
1505. She's getting marriedCopy !req
1506. Without any dowryCopy !req
1507. The bridegroom wants
nothing at allCopy !req
1508. He just wants KammoCopy !req
1509. You know who the bridegroom is?
- YeahCopy !req
1510. Guess!Copy !req
1511. You know him very well
- YesCopy !req
1512. He loves animals
- Huh...?Copy !req
1513. He's going to be a
wildlife photographerCopy !req
1514. Quiet... Shhhh...Copy !req
1515. Didn't get it? It's our FarhanCopy !req
1516. Farhan will never take anY dowryCopy !req
1517. Farhan will marry your sisterCopy !req
1518. For free! Free! Free!Copy !req
1519. Raju!Copy !req
1520. One kilo okra, 500 grams cheese
for 'free' would've woken himCopy !req
1521. Why sacrifice me...!Copy !req
1522. well done, buddyCopy !req
1523. So it's all fixed -
Farhan will marry your sisterCopy !req
1524. RanchoCopy !req
1525. Rascals... Stop fibbingCopy !req
1526. Lucky escape!Copy !req
1527. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1528. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1529. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1530. We're not done yet... no wayCopy !req
1531. We won't let go of youCopy !req
1532. 'Okra Rs.12/ kilo'Copy !req
1533. You called for a taxi?Copy !req
1534. I did
- It's waitingCopy !req
1535. Thank you. Why?Copy !req
1536. I'm going to the job interviewCopy !req
1537. You coming with me?Copy !req
1538. No. I'm going for the interview.
You're going homeCopy !req
1539. Why would I go home?Copy !req
1540. Remember, we promised
this rascalCopy !req
1541. Give me your tieCopy !req
1542. Why?Copy !req
1543. I doubt you'll go for the
interview after reading thisCopy !req
1544. What's that?Copy !req
1545. A letter
- For you, from HungaryCopy !req
1546. Some photographer
called Andre lstvanCopy !req
1547. You posted my letter!Copy !req
1548. He loved your picturesCopy !req
1549. The guy wants you to assist him...Copy !req
1550. in the Brazilian rain forest,
for a yearCopy !req
1551. Will pay you, tooCopy !req
1552. Dad will never agreeCopy !req
1553. Go speak to him...
from your heartCopy !req
1554. For once, dump your fears...Copy !req
1555. or someday, on your deathbed,
you'll regret itCopy !req
1556. You'll remember that the letter was
in your hand, taxi at the gate...Copy !req
1557. With just a little courage, you
could've turned your life aroundCopy !req
1558. Do you think he'll like it?Copy !req
1559. Why such an expensive gift?Copy !req
1560. Our son's getting
his first job todayCopy !req
1561. Don't be stingy at
such a proud momentCopy !req
1562. Farhan?Copy !req
1563. Don't you have
the job interview today?Copy !req
1564. I didn't goCopy !req
1565. I don't want to be
an engineer, DadCopy !req
1566. What happened?
You had an accident?Copy !req
1567. See that building?
I jumped from its third floorCopy !req
1568. Why?Copy !req
1569. Because I was rusticated
from CollegeCopy !req
1570. Why?Copy !req
1571. Drunk, I urinated
on the Director's doorCopy !req
1572. That scoundrel Rancho
is messing with your mind!Copy !req
1573. I don't enjoy Engineering.
I'd make a terrible engineerCopy !req
1574. Rancho has a simple belief -
Make your passion your professionCopy !req
1575. Then work will become playCopy !req
1576. What'll you earn in that jungle?Copy !req
1577. A small stipend, but I'll learn a lotCopy !req
1578. Five years from now...Copy !req
1579. when you see your friends buying
cars and homes, you'll curse yourselfCopy !req
1580. Life as an engineer will bring
only frustration. Then I'll curse youCopy !req
1581. I'd rather curse myself, DadCopy !req
1582. The world will laugh!Copy !req
1583. Label you a loser,
for quitting in the final yearCopy !req
1584. Mr. Kapoor feels you're fortunate
to be at ICE. What'll he think?Copy !req
1585. Mr. Kapoor didn't provide me
with an air-conditionerCopy !req
1586. It wasn't Mr. Kapoor who slept
in discomfort while I slept wellCopy !req
1587. He didn't take me around the zoo
on his shouldersCopy !req
1588. You did all that, DadCopy !req
1589. How you feel, matters to me.
Mr. Kapoor makes no differenceCopy !req
1590. I don't even know his first nameCopy !req
1591. You think you're the hero
of a melodrama?Copy !req
1592. Enough, please... he's upsetCopy !req
1593. God forbid, if he did
something crazy like Raju...Copy !req
1594. Then the discussion is overCopy !req
1595. Don't say a word or
His Lordship will jump off the roofCopy !req
1596. No, Dad. I'll never attempt suicide.
I promiseCopy !req
1597. The Rancho you detest
put this picture in my walletCopy !req
1598. Told me to see it if a suicidal thought
crossed my mindCopy !req
1599. and imagine what'd happen
to your smilesCopy !req
1600. when you see my dead bodyCopy !req
1601. I want to convince you, DadCopy !req
1602. but not with a suicide threatCopy !req
1603. Dad, What'll happen
if I become a photographer?Copy !req
1604. I'll earn lessCopy !req
1605. I'll have a smaller house,
a smaller carCopy !req
1606. But I'll be happyCopy !req
1607. I will be really happyCopy !req
1608. Whatever I do for you
will be out of genuine loveCopy !req
1609. I've always listened to youCopy !req
1610. For once,
let me listen to my heartCopy !req
1611. Please... DadCopy !req
1612. Dad...Copy !req
1613. Please don't go away...Copy !req
1614. Return thisCopy !req
1615. Son, what's the cost
of a professional camera?Copy !req
1616. Can the laptop be exchanged for it?Copy !req
1617. If you need more money, just askCopy !req
1618. Go live your life, my sonCopy !req
1619. Your grades are consistently poor.
Reason?Copy !req
1620. FearCopy !req
1621. I was a good student
since childhoodCopy !req
1622. Parents hoped
I'd end their povertyCopy !req
1623. That scared meCopy !req
1624. Here I saw the mad race.
You don't count if you're not firstCopy !req
1625. My fear grewCopy !req
1626. Fear is not good for grades, sirCopy !req
1627. I slipped on more
charms and ringsCopy !req
1628. Prayed to God for favors.
No... begged for favorsCopy !req
1629. 16 broken bones gave me
two months to think and reflectCopy !req
1630. finally, sense dawnedCopy !req
1631. Today I didn't beg God for this job,
just thanked him for this lifeCopy !req
1632. If you reject me, no regretsCopy !req
1633. I'll still do something
worthwhile with my lifeCopy !req
1634. Such frank behavior
is not good for our firmCopy !req
1635. We need someone diplomatic
to handle clientsCopy !req
1636. You're too straightforwardCopy !req
1637. But...Copy !req
1638. if you assure us
you'll control this attitudeCopy !req
1639. we may consider youCopy !req
1640. It took two broken legs
to get me up on my feetCopy !req
1641. Wasn't easy to get this attitudeCopy !req
1642. Can't change it, sirCopy !req
1643. You keep your job...
I'll keep my attitudeCopy !req
1644. I'm sorry, no offense, sirCopy !req
1645. WaitCopy !req
1646. I've interviewed countless
candidates for 25 yearsCopy !req
1647. Everyone turns into
a yes-man to get the jobCopy !req
1648. Where did you spring from, son?Copy !req
1649. Sir?Copy !req
1650. Shall we discuss the salary?Copy !req
1651. Thank you, sirCopy !req
1652. Your Majesty, thou art greatCopy !req
1653. Accept this humble offeringCopy !req
1654. Govind!Copy !req
1655. You had said, 'If he gets a job,
shave it off'Copy !req
1656. What have you done?Copy !req
1657. I feel naked without
my moustacheCopy !req
1658. I've lost my dignityCopy !req
1659. I won't accept defeat, RastogiCopy !req
1660. The job isn't yours until you
pass your final examCopy !req
1661. And this time,
I will set the question paperCopy !req
1662. Dad, that's not fairCopy !req
1663. Everything is fair in
Love and WarCopy !req
1664. And this is World War... "ICopy !req
1665. Rastogi, you're dead meat!Copy !req
1666. HeyCopy !req
1667. What're you doing here?Copy !req
1668. Be carefulCopy !req
1669. You've been drinking
- Yup, had to down a coupleCopy !req
1670. A couple too many!Copy !req
1671. Needed the guts
- For what?Copy !req
1672. For stealing this
- What's this?Copy !req
1673. The duplicate key to
virus's officeCopy !req
1674. The question paper's
in a cover with a red sealCopy !req
1675. Dad has set it, to fail RajuCopy !req
1676. Go get it!Copy !req
1677. Are you mad or what -
that's cheating!Copy !req
1678. Everything's fair in
Love and WarCopy !req
1679. Tell me something...Copy !req
1680. Do you really feel...Copy !req
1681. the noses collide while kissing?Copy !req
1682. Wait. Have some dhoklaCopy !req
1683. You Gujaratis are so cuteCopy !req
1684. But why does your food
sound so dangerous?Copy !req
1685. Dhokla, Fafda, Handwa,
Thepla, KhakhraCopy !req
1686. Sound like missilesCopy !req
1687. C'monCopy !req
1688. 'Today Bush dropped
two Dhoklas on Iraq'Copy !req
1689. '400 dead, 200 injured'Copy !req
1690. C'monCopy !req
1691. Oh...Copy !req
1692. I can deal with Khakhra, Fafda.
But your name...Copy !req
1693. 'Ranchhoddas Shamaldas
Chanchad' - YuckCopy !req
1694. I won't change my last name
after marriageCopy !req
1695. Pia, we can't get marriedCopy !req
1696. Why?Copy !req
1697. Is there someone else?Copy !req
1698. NoCopy !req
1699. Are you gay?
- NoCopy !req
1700. Then why don't you
propose to me?Copy !req
1701. Are you impotent?
- NoCopy !req
1702. Then prove itCopy !req
1703. Pia, noCopy !req
1704. Stop, stop!Copy !req
1705. What happened?
- We didn't inform PiaCopy !req
1706. Stop here,
my bladders are burstingCopy !req
1707. Shut up!
- Are you in touch with her?Copy !req
1708. No... I have her home number
Then call her, I'll stopCopy !req
1709. HelloCopy !req
1710. No place for urine-expulsion
in this countryCopy !req
1711. Hello, is Pia there?
- No, she's notCopy !req
1712. Is she at the hospital?Copy !req
1713. Why would she be there?Copy !req
1714. She's getting married today
- in ManaliCopy !req
1715. Too late! She's marriedCopy !req
1716. Not yet. It's a six hour driveCopy !req
1717. If we rush, we'll reach
before the vowsCopy !req
1718. What do you say?Copy !req
1719. It's a no-brainer. Let's turn backCopy !req
1720. No turning backCopy !req
1721. Straight to Ladakh.
we'll meet Rancho and returnCopy !req
1722. I have a Friday meeting with
Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
1723. Get into the carCopy !req
1724. If I miss my meeting,
the Japanese will get himCopy !req
1725. They're offering him a
first name in the companyCopy !req
1726. 'Phunsukh and Fujiyashi',
profit sharing...Copy !req
1727. Pia weds Suhas!
- Thanks for the suitCopy !req
1728. Virus will have a heart attackCopy !req
1729. At every daughter's wedding,
we're there to rock the partyCopy !req
1730. Listen, I'll update Pia,
you peel off the price tagCopy !req
1731. Farhan
- We found RanchoCopy !req
1732. For Room 107?
- Yes, sirCopy !req
1733. You've taken ages.
- Sorry, sirCopy !req
1734. Off, nowCopy !req
1735. Housekeeping, sir
- Come inCopy !req
1736. Amore... Amore...Copy !req
1737. Quick, iron my coatCopy !req
1738. Amore... Amore...Copy !req
1739. We found Rancho!
Now you can't marry this assCopy !req
1740. You're mad, FarhanCopy !req
1741. Don't fool yourself, Pia.
You still love RanchoCopy !req
1742. You're still eating his favorite foodCopy !req
1743. Amore... Amore...Copy !req
1744. He's incorrigible.
Once a price tag, always a price tagCopy !req
1745. Shut up, Farhan.
Suhas is a changed manCopy !req
1746. He doesn't speak of
brands and prices anymoreCopy !req
1747. My 150,000/ - coatCopy !req
1748. Why do you people eat sauce?Copy !req
1749. I'll sort it out, sir
- How?Copy !req
1750. Our laundry specializes in
cleaning mint-stained suitsCopy !req
1751. I'll clean it in a jiffyCopy !req
1752. Get it soonCopy !req
1753. But it's too late now, Farhan
- PiaCopy !req
1754. Let's go, Pia, we're lateCopy !req
1755. Pia, it's me... Raju.
Don't yell, they'll kill meCopy !req
1756. Where is Suhas?Copy !req
1757. Housekeeping took my coatCopy !req
1758. Go... Send Suhas hereCopy !req
1759. It's rude to leave the ceremonyCopy !req
1760. Yeah, Farhan?
- The car's readyCopy !req
1761. Grab her hand and run.
Don't moveCopy !req
1762. Sir...
- My coat?Copy !req
1763. You're here...Copy !req
1764. So who's at the altar?
- Altar?Copy !req
1765. Another couple of rounds,
and we'll be considered marriedCopy !req
1766. I'm already married, Pia.
Let's goCopy !req
1767. It's too late.
People will laugh at meCopy !req
1768. So you'll commit suicide?Copy !req
1769. Rastogi!Copy !req
1770. People will gossip briefly,
then forgetCopy !req
1771. But you... you'll regret
on your deathbedCopy !req
1772. that the car was at the gate,
Rancho within reach...Copy !req
1773. but in fear of people,
you married this assCopy !req
1774. Housekeeping?Copy !req
1775. Pia, minor problemCopy !req
1776. What?Copy !req
1777. We don't know if Rancho's marriedCopy !req
1778. What!Copy !req
1779. He won't be married
- And if he is?Copy !req
1780. Then we'll drop you backCopy !req
1781. Relax! Handmade biscuit?Copy !req
1782. What's he doing here?Copy !req
1783. Ignore him
- The biscuit's very goodCopy !req
1784. Till yesterday,
I was a law-abiding citizenCopy !req
1785. But in the last 24 hours,
I'd grounded an aircraftCopy !req
1786. almost assigned Shamaldas's
ashes to the sewers, andCopy !req
1787. made a bride elope from her
own wedding! All for RanchoCopy !req
1788. But he too would do
anything forfriendsCopy !req
1789. Like stealing the question paper...
from the lion's denCopy !req
1790. Envelope with the red sealCopy !req
1791. He feared that if Raju failed,
there'd be another high jumpCopy !req
1792. We were principled thieves,
stealing the paper only for RajuCopy !req
1793. We'd sworn we won't even
take a peekCopy !req
1794. Where's it hidden...Copy !req
1795. We'll grow old searching!
Ask PiaCopy !req
1796. Pia, your phoneCopy !req
1797. Mr. Papa-To-Be!
If you say 'all is well', he kicksCopy !req
1798. He kickedCopy !req
1799. Pia, your phoneCopy !req
1800. Found it! RanchoCopy !req
1801. Hello?Copy !req
1802. Quick, photocopy thisCopy !req
1803. Where was it?Copy !req
1804. Put it backCopy !req
1805. We're safe!
- Where were you?Copy !req
1806. Here
- What's this?Copy !req
1807. A giftCopy !req
1808. Question paper.
virus set it himself, to fail youCopy !req
1809. Strange buddies!Copy !req
1810. First teach you to be upright,
then offer a path to shameCopy !req
1811. No wayCopy !req
1812. If I pass,
It'll be on my own steamCopy !req
1813. If I don't, it's still okCopy !req
1814. He'd won us over!
I felt like embracing him as family...Copy !req
1815. but then I controlled my emotionsCopy !req
1816. Damn thief
- Sir, please, sirCopy !req
1817. Rascal
- Sorry sirCopy !req
1818. Wanted to change the systemCopy !req
1819. you'll pee on my door
- Sir, what're you doingCopy !req
1820. Sorry sirCopy !req
1821. You are rusticated!Copy !req
1822. If all of you aren't out by morning,
I'll call the policeCopy !req
1823. I will call the police!Copy !req
1824. Rascals!Copy !req
1825. Rascals, all of youCopy !req
1826. How did he get my office key?Copy !req
1827. I gave him the key, DadCopy !req
1828. I wish I'd given this key to
my brother... He'd be alive todayCopy !req
1829. Stop it, PiaCopy !req
1830. You think your son
fell off a train and died?Copy !req
1831. Shut up, PiaCopy !req
1832. You decided he'd be an engineerCopy !req
1833. Did you ever ask him
what he wanted to be?Copy !req
1834. You put such pressure on him...Copy !req
1835. that he chose death
over the entrance examCopy !req
1836. I don't understand...Copy !req
1837. Dad, you go to your roomCopy !req
1838. Pia, don't do thisCopy !req
1839. He wanted to study Literature,
be a writerCopy !req
1840. But all he wrote was
this suicide noteCopy !req
1841. Put that away, pleaseCopy !req
1842. No more cover-ups!Copy !req
1843. Just once...Copy !req
1844. if you'd said - Don't do Engineering
if you don't want toCopy !req
1845. just do what your heart is inCopy !req
1846. then he'd be alive todayCopy !req
1847. He didn't commit suicideCopy !req
1848. You're right, DadCopy !req
1849. It wasn't suicide...Copy !req
1850. It was murderCopy !req
1851. Many city roads are
completely submergedCopy !req
1852. Traffic has come to a standstillCopy !req
1853. Dad...Copy !req
1854. Mona?Copy !req
1855. Go back, Millimeter.
Why're you following us?Copy !req
1856. Why?
Your pop owns the road?Copy !req
1857. Please help,
we are desperate here!Copy !req
1858. You can't send an ambulance?Copy !req
1859. Get it from another hospitalCopy !req
1860. The entire city's flooded, sir.
We're helplessCopy !req
1861. Mona, you ok?Copy !req
1862. Rancho, PiaCopy !req
1863. Rancho, you can't reach here.
Do as I sayCopy !req
1864. The water bag has burstCopy !req
1865. Disconnected! MonaCopy !req
1866. Mona!Copy !req
1867. Turn on the lights
- Where to?Copy !req
1868. To the table tennis table
- Pia, we're in the common roomCopy !req
1869. Raju, turn on the web cameraCopy !req
1870. Where's Mona? Show meCopy !req
1871. Hold onCopy !req
1872. Here, PiaCopy !req
1873. Mona, don't worry. I'm with youCopy !req
1874. Pia, I'm dying!Copy !req
1875. Rancho, even when
there were no hospitals or docsCopy !req
1876. babies were deliveredCopy !req
1877. You all will deliver this babyCopy !req
1878. all is wellCopy !req
1879. How dare you? I'll kill youCopy !req
1880. Dad, stay out of thisCopy !req
1881. Farhan, get towels and scissorsCopy !req
1882. Millimeter, get clothes clips
and hot waterCopy !req
1883. Rancho, cover MonaCopy !req
1884. Mona, try pushingCopy !req
1885. Push with all your mightCopy !req
1886. Stop it! I can't do itCopy !req
1887. Rancho, check if there's crowningCopy !req
1888. Crowning...?Copy !req
1889. Get that diagramCopy !req
1890. See if the head is coming outCopy !req
1891. Check quicklyCopy !req
1892. Go!Copy !req
1893. Go, Rancho, goCopy !req
1894. No crowningCopy !req
1895. Mona, please pushCopy !req
1896. Mona!Copy !req
1897. She's tired, PiaCopy !req
1898. Wake her! If she won't push,
it's a big problemCopy !req
1899. They need a vacuum cup
- Where will they get one?Copy !req
1900. What's a vacuum cup?
How is it used?Copy !req
1901. I'll show youCopy !req
1902. If the mother's too fatigued to push,
a cup is placed on baby's headCopy !req
1903. Suction makes the cup
stick to the head...Copy !req
1904. and the baby is pulled outCopy !req
1905. I can make this
- How?Copy !req
1906. With a vacuum cleaner
- vacuum cleaner?Copy !req
1907. YesCopy !req
1908. That pressure's too highCopy !req
1909. I'll control it
- D'you have a vacuum cleaner?Copy !req
1910. Yes, in my officeCopy !req
1911. Farhan, rush and get it
- Here's the keyCopy !req
1912. Mona, pushCopy !req
1913. Oh my GodCopy !req
1914. What happened?Copy !req
1915. Raju, what happened?
- The power's goneCopy !req
1916. How'll the vacuum work now?Copy !req
1917. Farhan, you get the vacuum,
I'll get the power.Copy !req
1918. How?Copy !req
1919. Millimeter, get Virus outCopy !req
1920. What nonsense is this!Copy !req
1921. Not this Virus.
My Virus, the inverterCopy !req
1922. Get that, quick
- OkCopy !req
1923. Raju, wake up the hostelCopy !req
1924. Get car batteries, wires,
and a vacuum gaugeCopy !req
1925. Emergency in the common room!Copy !req
1926. Where's Rancho?
- Here, sirCopy !req
1927. Keep the batteries here
and the wiresCopy !req
1928. Raju, switch off everything,
connect the inverter to the mainsCopy !req
1929. Rancho, vacuum cleanerCopy !req
1930. Farhan, get your lens cleanerCopy !req
1931. Blower?
- Yeah, get itCopy !req
1932. Rancho, blowerCopy !req
1933. Good. Fix this to the gaugeCopy !req
1934. Rancho, I'm doneCopy !req
1935. all switches off?
- YesCopy !req
1936. Hit the table
and computer switchesCopy !req
1937. OkCopy !req
1938. Raju, turn on the computerCopy !req
1939. Farhan, hereCopy !req
1940. Pia, come here quickCopy !req
1941. Love you, RanchoCopy !req
1942. Farhan, turn it on
- OkCopy !req
1943. Pia, how much suction?Copy !req
1944. Not more than 0.5Copy !req
1945. Farhan, 0.5
- Cover itCopy !req
1946. 0.5Copy !req
1947. Vacuum cleaner baby!
Mother of all deliveriesCopy !req
1948. Farhan, stopCopy !req
1949. OkCopy !req
1950. Raju, get on the tableCopy !req
1951. Push the baby down, like thisCopy !req
1952. OkCopy !req
1953. Farhan, turn it onCopy !req
1954. C'mon, you can do itCopy !req
1955. C'mon, pushCopy !req
1956. Do it for ChampCopy !req
1957. C'mon, MonaCopy !req
1958. He's coming out!Copy !req
1959. You can do itCopy !req
1960. Yes Mona, pushCopy !req
1961. Farhan, turn it offCopy !req
1962. Ok, offCopy !req
1963. Two clips,
cut the umbilical cordCopy !req
1964. Farhan, two clips on the cordCopy !req
1965. Get scissors
- Be carefulCopy !req
1966. Cut at the center,
get a towelCopy !req
1967. Pia, he's not cryingCopy !req
1968. Hey Champ!Copy !req
1969. Rancho, rub his backCopy !req
1970. Hey Champ
- Come on, ChampCopy !req
1971. No, nothingCopy !req
1972. Blow air into his mouthCopy !req
1973. C'mon, ChampCopy !req
1974. No responseCopy !req
1975. Hush Mona, say -
All is wellCopy !req
1976. He kickedCopy !req
1977. What?Copy !req
1978. He kickedCopy !req
1979. Say - all is wellCopy !req
1980. all is wellCopy !req
1981. If Virus had said, 'My grandson
will be an engineer'Copy !req
1982. I would've broken his jawCopy !req
1983. But when hefinally spoke,
he stunned usCopy !req
1984. What a kick!
Wanna be a footballer?Copy !req
1985. Be what you want to beCopy !req
1986. Wait - I've not finished with you!Copy !req
1987. First day of College,
you'd asked me a question...Copy !req
1988. Why didn't astronauts
use a pencil in space?Copy !req
1989. If a pencil tip breaksCopy !req
1990. it'd float in zero gravity.
Get into eyes, nose, instruments...Copy !req
1991. You were wrongCopy !req
1992. You cannot be right all the timeCopy !req
1993. You understand?Copy !req
1994. Yes, sirCopy !req
1995. This was an important inventionCopy !req
1996. You understand?Copy !req
1997. Yes, sirCopy !req
1998. My Director said, 'When you find
an extraordinary student...'Copy !req
1999. Go, study!
Pass your exams and leaveCopy !req
2000. And now, Student of the Year...Copy !req
2001. Ranchhoddas Shamaldas ChanchadCopy !req
2002. Sir, one photoCopy !req
2003. I wanted to capture all these
memories and take them homeCopy !req
2004. That day, we hugged,
we rejoiced, we cried...Copy !req
2005. We vowed that we'd meet
at least once a year...Copy !req
2006. Who knew then, we were seeing
Rancho for the last timeCopy !req
2007. untie himCopy !req
2008. I'll sue you all in an
American courtCopy !req
2009. RajuCopy !req
2010. Only Rancho can create
a school like thisCopy !req
2011. But where is he?Copy !req
2012. Don't pee hereCopy !req
2013. Go away creaturesCopy !req
2014. Don't pee here
- I'll smack youCopy !req
2015. Bingo! He cannot be farCopy !req
2016. Excuse me,
where is Ranchhoddas?Copy !req
2017. He's not Ranchhoddas!
- Rancho...Copy !req
2018. Chhote... Dammit,
what's his name?Copy !req
2019. Calm down. Come with meCopy !req
2020. Where's he?
- RanchoCopy !req
2021. Farhan, he's read all your booksCopy !req
2022. Raju, he reads your blog everyday.
Proudly shares it with the kidsCopy !req
2023. Remember your helmet, Pia?
It was stolen...Copy !req
2024. Who are you?
How do you know us?Copy !req
2025. Didn't you recognize me?
- NoCopy !req
2026. How would you?
Millimeter is now CentimeterCopy !req
2027. Not Centimeter, you're KilometerCopy !req
2028. How did you get here?Copy !req
2029. I got a letter with
a train ticket insideCopy !req
2030. It said - 'Miss being in school?
Catch this train'... I didCopy !req
2031. That rascal Rancho!Copy !req
2032. Where is that idiot?Copy !req
2033. Dorje, you fly itCopy !req
2034. Every night you ride into my dreams
on a scooter, dressed as a brideCopy !req
2035. Instead of a veil,
you lift your helmetCopy !req
2036. and come close to kiss meCopy !req
2037. Couldn't you Tell me
before leaving?Copy !req
2038. NoCopy !req
2039. SorryCopy !req
2040. Did you marry?Copy !req
2041. What? NoCopy !req
2042. You?
- Almost... IdiotCopy !req
2043. So?Copy !req
2044. So what?Copy !req
2045. Do you love someone?Copy !req
2046. YesCopy !req
2047. Who?Copy !req
2048. YouCopy !req
2049. See, the noses don't collide,
stupidCopy !req
2050. That's right!Copy !req
2051. RanchoCopy !req
2052. Hi... Farhan!Copy !req
2053. Screw your 'Hi'Copy !req
2054. Hey, listen to me...
- No, you listen to meCopy !req
2055. I can explain everythingCopy !req
2056. Hi... Raju!Copy !req
2057. How we hunted for you!Copy !req
2058. Didn't have a coin
for one phone call?Copy !req
2059. Add a couple from me tooCopy !req
2060. Rascal, scoundrel
- Let him go nowCopy !req
2061. Ok ok, enoughCopy !req
2062. On your feet, c'monCopy !req
2063. Having fun, idiots?Copy !req
2064. Hey... Hi ChaturCopy !req
2065. Ranchhoddas Chanchad.
How do you do, Mr. Teacher?Copy !req
2066. Wow, you're a teacher in a village -
A for Apple, B for Ball...Copy !req
2067. Our trains left together.
But yours traveled in reverse...Copy !req
2068. from engineer to primary teacherCopy !req
2069. What's your salary, Chanchad?
5000/-?Copy !req
2070. For me that's $ 100Copy !req
2071. My son's pocket money is
more than your salaryCopy !req
2072. Cut the crap
- Crap is what he gave usCopy !req
2073. Wanted to change the education
system, change the worldCopy !req
2074. finally what does he change?
Kids' diapersCopy !req
2075. You gonna break his jaw
or should I?Copy !req
2076. Just relaxCopy !req
2077. Remember I'd said
one day you'd cry and I'd laugh?Copy !req
2078. Sign here.
Accept - You lost, I won!Copy !req
2079. 'Declaration of Defeat'!
Unbelievable, manCopy !req
2080. Chatur
- Crazy guyCopy !req
2081. Hey, this is Virus's pen!
You pinched it?Copy !req
2082. Forget it, manCopy !req
2083. This is for winners, not losersCopy !req
2084. If your school ever needs help,
call my assistant for a donationCopy !req
2085. A for Apple, B for Ball...Copy !req
2086. He hasn't changed at all!
- Ignore himCopy !req
2087. He's full of crapCopy !req
2088. Good news is your name
isn't Ranchhoddas ChanchadCopy !req
2089. Imagine, after marriage,
I'm Pia Chanchad - Yuck!Copy !req
2090. By the way,
what is your real name?Copy !req
2091. Phunsukh WangduCopy !req
2092. Wangdu?Copy !req
2093. Pia Wangdu!Copy !req
2094. You mean you're a scientist?Copy !req
2095. You have 400 patents?Copy !req
2096. I won't change my name
after marriageCopy !req
2097. You mean you're Chatur's
Wangdu?Copy !req
2098. It's you the Japanese are wooing?Copy !req
2099. I don't like WangduCopy !req
2100. Are you a scientist
or a teacher?Copy !req
2101. Scientist,
but I also teach childrenCopy !req
2102. So you are
THE Phunsukh Wangdu?Copy !req
2103. Yes, yes!Copy !req
2104. Hey Silencer
- Hey Chatur, come backCopy !req
2105. Take thatCopy !req
2106. Wait, I'll stop himCopy !req
2107. Mr. Wangdu,
I can't believe it's youCopy !req
2108. I'm sorry, Mr. ChaturCopy !req
2109. I can't sign the deal
with your companyCopy !req
2110. What sir? Why sir?Copy !req
2111. How do I sign, man?
You took my penCopy !req
2112. What pen, sir?
I didn't get you...Copy !req
2113. The one in your hand -
Virus's penCopy !req
2114. Mr. Wangdu...?Copy !req
2115. Yes, Chatur?Copy !req
2116. A for Apple, B for Ball is...Copy !req
2117. S for ScrewedCopy !req
2118. You got me, Rancho -
I mean, Mr. WangduCopy !req
2119. Totally floored me. Good oneCopy !req
2120. I hope our personal problems
won't affect this dealCopy !req
2121. Hey Chatur - take thatCopy !req
2122. I was just joking, manCopy !req
2123. Deep down,
I knew you'd do great thingsCopy !req
2124. You're fibbingCopy !req
2125. No, really, I swearCopy !req
2126. Rancho - 100, Chatur - 0Copy !req
2127. You win, I lose.
You don't believe me?Copy !req
2128. Beware of fartsCopy !req
2129. Your Majesty, thou art great.
Accept this humble offeringCopy !req
2130. Free advice, Mr. Wangdu -
Run for your life!Copy !req
2131. Rancho, I'll lose my job, man.
I have small kids...Copy !req
2132. His Holiness Guru Ranchhoddas
had correctly statedCopy !req
2133. - Follow Excellence... Success
will chase you, pants downCopy !req