1. This morning, the search for the fugitives
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with the police.
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5. All three suspects
remain in intensive care
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7. Doctors say chances for survival
are less than a million-to-one.
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8. May 23rd, 1978.
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9. This is the day three of the most
infamous outlaws
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that a single body
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a devastating onslaught of destruction,
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the critically injured outlaws of mayhem
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to the land of the living.
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would be the longest murder trial
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the massive press coverage
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they became martyrs to the youth.
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23. I think it's all a big conspiracy.
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Captain Spaulding is the man
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what this country needs, you dig?
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29. It is obvious to me that she is
not capable of those things.
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30. No way.
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31. Peace and love.
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32. Baby. Oh, man!
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or something. She's amazing.
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37. I mean, I think Otis is sexy.
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38. I mean, he's a bad man
and he's done some bad things,
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40. You wanted the goddamn Boogeyman
in your silly little lives.
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42. There's no fucking justice in this world.
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43. I am justice!
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44. They're trying to blame us,
but we didn't do it.
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46. Free the three!
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47. Free the three!
Free the three! Free the three!
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48. Bain County Correctional.
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Warden Virgil Dallas Harper
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for housing the two most famous killers
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52. For the past decade,
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53. you have kept Spaulding and Otis
isolated from each other.
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55. I don't find them a threat.
No threat at all.
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with one boot in the grave
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59. I don't see him as a menace
to anyone except himself.
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61. Which one of your geniuses
is doing the interviewing?
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62. Yeah, I am.
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63. Thank you for taking the time to do this.
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64. - You ready?
- I ain't getting any younger.
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66. but behind that colorful facade of joy
lurks something much darker.
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67. Who is the real Captain Spaulding?
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68. Goddamn, boy. Could you get more dramatic?
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69. Well, what I ain't is the fantasy created
by the injustice system
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- I'm saying
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dancing for the fucking man.
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convicted of 38 murders.
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between a dead squirrel laying in the road
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in front of the squirrel.
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83. You roll that around in your coconut
for a while, big shot.
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84. So, you think you were railroaded by
the system because you're a clown?
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86. I'm your bozo Jesus hung out to dry
for the sins of mankind!
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88. All hail the man behind the grease paint.
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89. Early this morning, Captain Spaulding,
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90. the killer clown,
was executed by lethal injection.
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91. It was carried out quietly.
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92. He did not resist. There was no violence.
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93. His last words were just, "Give my
love to my family and to my friends."
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94. Those who saw him die have no remorse.
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95. You see all these maniacs,
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98. is some kind of great person?
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99. Well, he's not.
You know what he is? He's the Devil!
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100. Spaulding was pronounced dead at 5:54 a.m.
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101. You know what they say,
all the world loves a clown.
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102. Is Otis the most
dangerous man alive?
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103. He's nothing.
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104. He's like the rest of the lifers
rotting in the cages here.
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105. Bunch of nothings.
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106. Yeah.
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107. I think I know what you're looking for.
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108. We're just looking
for the truth.
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109. You wouldn't know the truth
if I crammed it down your fucking throat.
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110. Boy, you're marked.
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111. Christ, you're already dead.
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112. You just don't know it.
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113. The truth is the truth.
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114. The truth is a fucking knife.
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115. Cuts deep and it cuts both ways.
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116. Which end of the buck knife
are you holding?
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118. You don't even know.
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119. So, what do you want?
Shall I break down in tears
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to the holy fucking pussy of the virgin?
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121. I'm not a bad man.
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122. I'm just another lost soul,
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in this wicked, wicked world.
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124. Hello, America.
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125. Did you miss me?
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126. I am Satan's destroyer.
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127. I am the eternal flame of salvation,
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128. burning through your life,
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129. your liberty and your pursuit
of fucking happiness.
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130. I suggest you get ready to burn,
motherfucker.
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131. The footage you are about to see
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132. was shot on the morning
of October 2nd, 1988.
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133. The filmmakers who've documented this
did not survive the experience.
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134. I remember you.
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135. I don't remember you.
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136. You will, motherfucker.
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137. Work detail, toes on the line.
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138. Move up. Let's go!
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139. Start digging.
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140. The following piece of film
is the only clue that police have
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142. Viewer discretion is advised.
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143. Who are you?
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144. Payback's a bitch, motherfucker.
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145. Public enemy number one, motherfucker.
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146. Number one!
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147. This man is
Winslow Foxworth Coltrane,
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148. a.k.a. The Midnight Wolf man,
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149. and the half-brother
of Otis Driftwood and Baby Firefly.
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150. The Driftwood escape left a horrifying
crime scene of death in its wake.
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151. As of the airing of this program,
Otis Driftwood is still at large.
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152. Incredible savings
up to half off and more
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bedrooms and dining rooms.
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154. Layaway free for up to a year.
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155. I look like a fucking stooge!
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157. with a massacre to rub in my face.
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158. Christ, Virgil, it wasn't your fault.
I know that.
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159. Of course, it ain't.
I know that and you know that,
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161. You think Ma and Pa Kettle reading about
those dead fucking prison guards
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163. No. They're fucking heroes!
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164. Is it just me, or are these
the greatest fucking beans on Earth?
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165. It's just you.
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166. Takes a while to get that prison slop
out of your taste buds.
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167. You got that right.
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168. So, how do you figure
we go about doing this?
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170. I've been stewing about it 24/7
for about an eight ball.
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171. I got some thoughts.
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172. Whitey, man.
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173. We've been creeping around
this fucking place for a month.
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174. - It's suicide.
- Patience, brother, patience.
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175. You know, I've been running that movie,
The Desperate Hours,
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177. - Remember that shit?
- Not really.
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178. It's a fucking Bogart movie.
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179. I always liked Cagney better.
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180. He's a tough fucking little shit.
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181. "Come on and take it,
you dirty, yellow-bellied rat,
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through the door!"
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183. So, lay it on me.
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I'm Bogart.
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185. "Listen, sweetheart, here's the plan.”
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186. You know,
enough of these lousy impressions.
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188. How can you be fucking Bogart
when you don't even know the fucking plan?
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189. I'm a lot more fucking Bogart
than you are.
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191. You are as delusional as fucking ever.
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192. Fine! Fuck. Whatever, man.
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193. Fuck, you can be Bogart.
Just what are we going to do?
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194. I say we make a house call.
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196. that one of the members
of the notorious Devil's Rejects cult
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197. has been eligible for parole.
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198. Vera Ellen Firefly, a.k.a. Baby,
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199. has spent the last 10 years incarcerated
right here behind me at Tucker Farms.
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200. This is a maximum security
correctional institution.
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201. 23-20, you have a visit.
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202. 23-20.
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203. So, we're just going to,
you know, just jump right to something
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you've had
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208. Okay. Yeah, 158,
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210. you know, you were found in possession of
an inmate manufactured weapon.
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211. One second.
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212. Do you understand that these statistics
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on these proceedings?
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214. Look, suit, I got to do what I got to do.
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215. It's my rules or the Grim Reaper
comes a rolling through
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219. Yes, I, um... I believe I do.
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220. Uh, take a look at these.
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221. Ah, a little closer, please.
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222. Oh! Yeah.
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223. Do you have anything to say
regarding these photographs?
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224. Yeah. You can't bring the past back up
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225. and prostitute that mock-up
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happened a hundred years ago!
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227. You think this happened
a hundred years ago?
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228. We can only live in the now.
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229. Now is the now.
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230. Do, um, you believe you're,
uh, suitable for parole?
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239. If down the line, the opportunity,
for parole presented itself,
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240. and you were given a parole date,
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242. Whoopie!
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243. I'd be Snow White in the forest,
playing with all the animals.
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247. & Stars always shine
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251. That's cool.
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252. Bye.
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253. Fucking bitch!
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254. Good morning.
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255. Every day our search widens.
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for these individuals
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257. who, I believe,
to still be in the general area.
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258. What is your biggest worry?
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259. My biggest worry is that they
might kill somebody.
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260. I know we've got some locals
who want to play hero here.
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261. But do not try to apprehend
these suspects.
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262. They are armed and extremely dangerous.
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263. Wake up, asshole.
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268. Oh, man.
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271. That's the brother.
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272. That's the one they call
The Midnight Wolf man.
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273. You folks are mistaking me
for someone else.
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274. Oh, I know a convict
spewing convict bullshit when I see one.
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275. I bet you're worth something dead.
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277. You need to just sit
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279. There ain't nothing to think about.
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280. I was thinking you could think about
a nice big pair of juicy titties.
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281. - What?
- Like your sister wife's titties.
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282. They're a good fucking pair.
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283. What are you getting at?
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284. So, imagine her titties sitting there
and a group of men sitting around,
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285. jacking off over them,
jizz going everywhere. Maybe one of them
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286. - sits down and shits on her.
- Tony, do something.
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287. Now I ain't into shitting on people,
but maybe he's into shitting on her
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288. and he shits all over her.
Another couple of guys are pissing on her,
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people are into.
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290. No. Shoot him. Shoot him now!
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291. It's what people normally do
when they got a pair of titties like that.
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put the gun down nice and slow.
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293. Shit, man.
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294. I mention a pair of titties
and every fucking asshole
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295. forgets what he's doing, huh?
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296. Are you fucking crying?
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297. I ain't crying. I got a piece of
fucking skull in my eye. That shit hurts.
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298. Man, you sure can bitch
a song about nothing.
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299. See? Fucking skull.
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300. Please. I beg you. Please.
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301. Just let me go.
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302. Let me go and I won't...
I didn't see anything.
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303. I didn't see... Help me!
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307. - Why?
- Trust me.
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308. You really don't wanna know.
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309. 23-20, you have a visit.
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310. 23-20, you have a visit.
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311. Oh!
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312. Sorry about the broken nose.
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313. Oh, you will be, bitch.
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314. Trust me, you will be.
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316. You gonna try and get it on
with me or something?
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317. Oh, you'll find out.
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318. Come on. I know how you
dyke guards are always dreaming about me.
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319. Yeah, I've been dreaming
about this for a long time.
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320. Greta.
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321. I thought we were going to be friends.
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322. You just turned out to be
too much of an asshole.
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323. Have fun, bitch.
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324. Come on, cutie!
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325. Oh, yeah, fresh meat.
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326. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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327. Oh, come on, Kitty, Kitty.
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328. Come on, fresh meat.
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329. Look what we have here.
Little Miss Hot Shit.
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330. Hey, Poker.
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331. How long have we been waiting
to get our hands on this creep?
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332. A long fucking time, sister.
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334. Yeah, Little Miss Hot Shit
ain't never gonna walk straight
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336. and squeeze all the cream out of her.
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337. It's cripple time.
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338. It's cripple time!
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339. Come on!
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340. Yeah, that should be enough time.
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341. Ding dong, the bitch is dead.
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342. I take it you took care of the situation.
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343. Yeah, I took care
of the situation all right.
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344. You are something fucking else, bitch!
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346. - I need to finish this.
- Finish when I'm finished.
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350. Bye.
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351. Look.
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bullshit you're about to spew
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356. and ll know...
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363. Hmm.
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but she scratched me.
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as I come down the street.
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he likes me or hates me.
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397. Pretty goddamn funny to me.
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398. - Guess who's coming down, bitches?
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399. The dynamic-fucking-duo, Batman and Robin.
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400. Chief, we need to jaw,
so I suggest you two sit your asses down.
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401. Hi, sweetie. What's your name?
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and make me sleep in my own piss and shit?
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you could just walk out that door.
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408. Oh, brother, what a sweet little man.
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409. We should let the lovebirds go.
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410. - Hey! Open your mouth.
- No!
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- No!
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413. - Look, look...
- Practice sucking on that for a while.
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it's gonna be a bad day at Black Rock.
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419. You can't fix this.
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she's not a bad little cocksucker.
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422. She could be better, but don't worry,
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he fucking shot me."
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- Let me go over and help him, please.
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444. sitting all alone,
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445. getting all wet just thinking of me.
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446. I live inside your head.
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447. I live inside your head.
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448. I do, I live in your head.
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449. You can't trick me, you bitch.
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450. I shot out of my mama hustling.
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451. You can't hustle the hustler.
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452. What exactly do you expect
to gain by doing this?
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453. I don't expect anything.
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454. I demand that you spring
my sister from the clink
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455. and deliver her to me ASAP.
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456. What? That's impossible. I can't walk out
the front door with a prisoner.
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457. What you're asking my husband
is completely insane.
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458. I'm completely insane!
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459. He ain't asking, he's telling.
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460. Big difference, bitch.
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461. Don't call me "bitch."
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462. I can call you whatever I want...
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463. and you're gonna love it,
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464. bitch.
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465. I ain't afraid of you.
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466. Oh!
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467. There must be something else I can do.
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468. Just give them whatever they want.
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469. You can't reason with these maniacs.
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470. He's bleeding to death.
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471. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's a flesh wound.
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472. Show him the safe.
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473. For God's sake, you cheap asshole,
give him some money!
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474. Whoa! Stop the fucking press.
Asshole has a safe? What safe?
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475. No, no. Just... That's not it.
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476. Just put that back up on the shelf.
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477. There's nothing in there for you.
It's my mother's ashes.
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478. - Just put it back.
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479. No! Do not stick your nasty,
filthy fucking hands...
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480. Oh, my God, you fucking asshole!
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481. Oh, my God!
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482. Oh, my God!
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483. - Oh, my God!
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484. Fly away, Mama.
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485. Fly away, Mama.
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486. - Fly! Fly! Run away, Mama.
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487. Money?
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488. What am I gonna buy?
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489. Look at me.
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490. Look at me!
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491. I got everything I need.
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492. I ain't no fucking slave to the system.
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493. Who the fuck is that?
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494. No one.
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495. We're not expecting anyone, I swear.
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496. Watch these assholes. I'll handle this.
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497. A fucking clown?
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498. Well, hello.
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499. You must be the lady of the household.
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500. Oh, I almost forgot.
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501. This is for you.
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502. A balloon sculpture?
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503. They call me the Picasso of inflatables.
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504. Well, I can see that.
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505. So, where's the party?
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506. Oh, fuck.
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507. After you, Bozo.
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508. Attention, everybody.
The evening's entertainment has arrived.
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509. What the fuck are we gonna do
with that kiddy tickler?
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510. Well, if he makes us laugh,
we'll let him go.
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511. Uh...
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512. What if I don't?
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513. Well, grease paint,
that most likely won't be so funny.
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514. It looks like we're gonna have
a laugh party here.
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515. And if you have a laugh party,
you got to have funny music.
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516. - There you go.
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517. Let's see what I have in here.
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518. Oh, oh, oh!
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519. Oh, well, that's not fun.
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520. Okay. Oh, card tricks. Card tricks.
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521. Who loves good card tricks, huh?
I sure love good card tricks.
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522. Let's see now.
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523. Well, that seems to be malfunctioning.
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524. Uh... Oh!
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525. Ma'am?
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526. Here. Dry those tears.
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527. I'm funnier than you think.
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528. You know, I got these pants
from a fella who was on a diet.
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529. It was a seafood diet.
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530. He saw food and he ate it!
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531. My mom told me that joke.
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532. Oh.
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533. Ow! Ooh!
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534. Baggy Pants hurt his head.
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535. Ooh.
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536. Party!
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537. S We throw a party! &
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538. Bravo, Bozo, bravo.
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539. The little fucker pissed himself.
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540. Ah, fuck, he made me laugh.
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541. Oh.
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542. - So I'm free to go?
- Yeah.
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543. Straight to clown heaven.
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544. I hate clowns.
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545. Hi.
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546. Hi. I'm here.
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547. Hi.
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548. Wait.
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549. Come back.
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550. No.
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551. Kitty.
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552. No.
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553. This fucking guy really loves himself.
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554. Except he's got a face
you just want to punch.
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555. Okay, Mr. Mustache.
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556. Here's the plan.
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557. Tomorrow, we wake up,
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558. put on some of that nice cologne
that your wife loves so much,
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559. maybe one of these,
uh, faggy flowered shirts—
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560. Those strange glasses,
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561. and drive to work, go into the office,
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562. pick up the phone,
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563. and spin some bullshit story up
to get Baby brought to your office.
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564. And she changes into some
prison-guard duds,
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565. you sneak her out and you bring her here.
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566. It's simple.
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567. Can't happen, it's impossible.
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568. Don't tell me what's impossible,
motherfucker!
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569. I am the impossible!
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570. She's insane.
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571. I take the shackles off,
she's gonna try to kill me.
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572. Well, yeah, that is true.
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573. Okay, I will write you a note,
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574. give it to her first
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575. or else she will make tomorrow
your last day on Earth.
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576. So, we have a deal!
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577. Private island, 23-20.
23-20. You have a visit.
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578. 23-20, you have a visit.
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579. You motherfuckers!
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580. It's fucking alpha time.
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581. This is my house!
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582. I need a guard uniform
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583. brought over to my office, ASAP.
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584. - Put me through to 24 Wing.
24 Wing.
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585. I need prisoner 133378-1
brought to my office immediately.
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586. I need prior authorization.
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587. Don't tell me the rules.
I make the goddamn rules!
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588. Hold on, now.
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589. Come in.
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590. Good morning, sir.
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591. Here's the uniform you requested.
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592. Yeah, leave it on the couch.
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593. Open four.
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594. That's all, Sergeant.
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595. - Sergeant?
- Yeah.
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596. What? You forgot my name?
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597. You certainly knew my name last week
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598. when you had your fucking hands
down my pants.
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599. Get out! Get out!
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600. You want me to tell your damn wife?
Is that what you want?
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601. - Please leave.
- Don't fucking call me again.
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602. Get out!
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603. Come on in.
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604. Okay, that's fine.
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605. I'll call you when I'm finished.
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606. I think we should stay.
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607. Trust me on this, she ain't like the rest.
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608. - No, I ain't.
- Shut up, bitch.
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609. That's fine. Give me the keys.
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610. - The keys?
- Yes.
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611. Give me the goddamn keys, Greta.
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612. I don't appreciate your tone, sir.
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613. Bad dog.
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614. I'm gonna stay here. Play it safe.
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615. I'll buzz you when it's time
to transport her back.
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616. You should try
the meditation program they offer here.
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617. I love it.
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618. Om.
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619. Om.
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620. Om.
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621. Om.
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622. Like that.
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623. I have something I need you to read.
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624. Read this. I assume you can read.
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625. You got yourself
good and fucked this time.
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626. Do we have a deal?
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627. Well, do we?
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628. Yeah, yeah. Cool, man.
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629. I got it.
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630. No funny stuff. I'll be good.
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631. Cool, cool. I'll keep it cool.
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632. No funny stuff.
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633. Cool beans.
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634. Cool.
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635. Almost. There it goes.
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636. Christ! Calm down, man.
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637. Put this on.
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638. Hmm.
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639. Does it come in any other colors?
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640. Jesus! This is serious.
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641. Man, you are really high-strung.
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642. Got to do something about that.
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643. Right?
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644. Okay, don't peek. Don't peek.
I want it to be a surprise.
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645. No looking. Don't you dare.
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646. Hey.
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647. Everything okay in there?
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648. We're fine.
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649. Where the fuck is she?
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650. What a difference a day makes, huh?
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651. Don't fuck with a scorpion, bitch.
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652. What?
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653. Nothing.
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654. Hey, man, she had it coming.
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655. She had it coming.
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656. She had it coming.
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657. Aw.
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658. We're musicians.
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659. We were tearing up some hot swing music
in the York Esther.
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660. Gail over there was swinging the fans.
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661. Her sweetie, Kirk Robin,
was inhaling a bottle of hooch at a table.
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662. You're in a court.
Class is full. Sit down.
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663. I'm a victim of circumstance.
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664. Wait a minute.
Hold still. I'll get it.
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665. Oh, my nose.
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666. Hey, you're in a court,
not the woods, Tarzan.
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667. Cut it out. Come on.
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668. What a gentleman.
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669. Thank you.
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670. Looks like Virgil
was a good little tin soldier.
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671. Did exactly what he was told.
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672. - Is she with him?
- Fuck, yeah.
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673. Get the fuck in here!
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674. Get down, motherfucker! Get down!
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675. All right, I can fucking get with this!
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676. Foxy!
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677. Baby's back, motherfuckers!
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678. Enough of this sentimental bullshit!
Here, watch him.
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679. - Let's get to it.
- Whoo-hoo.
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680. Oh, Warden.
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681. Turn around, bitch!
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682. Turn the fuck around.
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683. I got her.
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684. Oh, you want to do knives. Okay.
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685. Judy!
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686. Come on. Yeah, this is fun.
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687. Please!
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688. There you go. There you go, bitch!
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689. Time to go back to Mama.
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690. No!
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691. Hey, Granny.
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692. Hi.
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693. Do you remember the first words
you ever spoke to me, Virg?
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694. No.
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695. No? The big man doesn't remember?
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696. You said, "This is my death factory
and you are the product.”
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697. Well, guess what, motherfucker?
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698. This is my death factory
and you are the product.
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699. 3 And pop, pop
Little party hats and &
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700. & Pop, pop
Little party hats and J
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701. 3 Pop, pop
Little... &
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702. Hey!
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703. Oh, I want this.
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704. Um...
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705. some old broad next door
saw me gut that bitch.
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706. Um, think we should think about
rolling out of here soon.
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707. - Okay, get the shit.
- Let's go.
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708. - Let's fucking go.
Okay.
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709. - Shit!
Let's go. Fucking pigs.
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710. Hold on. I want that.
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711. Fuzz, man. Come on.
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712. God, you think this shit is real?
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713. Who gives a fuck, let's go. Come on!
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714. - Come on.
- What's up with the dead clown?
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715. I'll tell you in the car.
Come on, let's go. We got to go!
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716. - Jesus Christ.
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717. 3 And went through the pool
And the cupcakes
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718. Yeah, this place is perfect.
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719. I think we should keep on moving.
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720. Put as many miles between us
and that posse of pigs as possible.
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721. Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
I'm doing all the fucking driving.
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722. I can hardly keep
my fucking eyeballs open.
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723. Well, excuse me
for having night blindness.
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724. Them fucked up retinas is no picnic.
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725. Let me drive.
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726. Let me drive.
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727. - What?
- Shit, man! What am I speaking?
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728. Fucking Chinese? Let me fucking drive.
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729. No fucking way.
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730. - What's the fucking problem?
- Yeah, what's the fucking problem?
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731. The fucking problem is she will get us
pulled over within five minutes
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732. of her sliding her ass behind this wheel.
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733. Fuck you.
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734. I drive just fine.
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735. So, what now?
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736. So, go get us a motel room, motherfucker.
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737. Me? I'm the most
recognizable of the bunch.
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738. I'm the goddamn Midnight Wolf man,
motherfucker.
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739. Seriously? No one knows who you are.
I'm public enemy number one.
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740. This mug is world-famous.
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741. You're insane.
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742. For those two-bit crimes?
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743. Fuck.
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744. Give me some bread, I'll do it.
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745. Even though,
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746. remember...
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747. I'm the fucking star here.
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748. You two got that?
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749. Man, she has gotten wacky.
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750. You are a grouchy motherfucker.
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751. She's just happy to be out.
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752. You don't know her
like I know her, man.
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753. She's changed.
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754. Another step in my experiment, my dear.
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755. Ramona is now a gorilla.
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756. Ramona? This is Ramona?
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757. Go fish.
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758. Man, I'm bored.
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759. - Fours.
- Fours.
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760. I said I'm fucking bored.
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761. Christ, we just sprang you from the joint.
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762. Ain't that enough excitement
for one fucking day?
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763. First off, I've been sitting around
for 10 fucking years doing fuck all.
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764. Fuck, see, I need some action.
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765. Secondly, nobody asked you.
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766. Last thing we need
is you getting some action.
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767. Oh, man.
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768. - Come on.
- Drop it.
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769. "Drop it."
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770. Here, take it. Now calm the fuck down.
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771. I can't believe
you were holding out on me.
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772. Uh, you got any fours?
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773. Fuck, what, are you cheating?
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774. All right.
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775. What are you laughing at?
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776. - I just wiped your ass out.
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777. I'm the one who should be laughing now.
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778. That's good, that's good shit.
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779. Fours.
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780. - Yes.
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781. Queens.
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782. - So good, I'm gonna have so much fun.
Nines.
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783. Yeah, good.
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784. Tens.
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785. Threes.
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786. Go fish.
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787. Hey.
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788. Whoa. Where do you think you're going?
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789. Uh, I'm just going to the soda machine.
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790. Is that okay with you?
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791. This shit, it's gonna make me parched.
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792. Okay, you got ten minutes,
and I'm counting.
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793. - Shit, man.
One-1,000.
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794. If it's gonna be like this,
just take me back to the fucking cage.
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795. Two-1,000.
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796. Three-1,000.
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797. - Go fish.
Hey.
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798. Hey, sexy.
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799. Are you eyeballing me?
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800. No, I'm just walking.
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801. Okay, just walking.
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802. Tell me the truth.
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803. My buddy and I
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804. with those ladies over there,
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805. and maybe, uh,
wondering if you'd like to join us?
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806. How about this?
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807. Ditch those losers and come with me.
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808. I got what you need.
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809. How much?
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810. Don't worry about money, honey.
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811. This party's free.
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812. Come on.
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813. We'll have so much fun.
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814. I ain't looking
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815. but what exactly is our next move?
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816. Uh, I have no idea.
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817. Truthfully, I never thought
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818. I was thinking maybe
we get into the movies.
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819. Huh.
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820. Movies? Yeah, that's a new one.
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821. You know, like, XXX movies, right?
That's where the money's at
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822. 'cause people love watching
other people fucking.
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823. - That's true.
- So, our first movie, right?
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824. The Salami Man.
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825. This guy goes around
house to house selling salami.
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826. Every time he rings the bell,
ding-dong, opens it up.
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827. Woman says,
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828. - "Show me your salami, motherfucker."
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829. That'll be the catch phrase.
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830. Every one of them,
"Show me your salami, motherfucker."
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831. Hal!
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832. Yeah.
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833. - Bends her ass over, fucks her up the ass.
- Right.
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834. Dog's watching, whole time,
dog's in there...
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835. Right? No fucking the dog,
but we bring the dog in.
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836. Why not?
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837. - I'm not into dog fucking.
- Maybe in the sequel.
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838. - Maybe in the sequel.
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839. That's where it's at.
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840. Yeah, man, I like it.
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841. We're gonna call our company
Dirty Filthy Sluts Incorporated.
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842. Okay.
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843. Yeah, I dig the name.
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844. So, what kind of party do you wanna have?
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845. Like a Christmas party or birthday party?
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846. Oh, you wanted to still have
a Halloween party?
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847. No, the one the girls were gonna have.
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848. A love party.
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849. Let's have a soda party first.
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850. Can you buy me one?
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851. Sure.
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852. What flavor?
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853. The one that's gonna give me
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854. Uh...
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855. Orange.
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856. Cola.
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857. Root beer.
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858. - It's probably grape.
- Yum.
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859. It's funny, you, uh,
look like the girl that's on TV.
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860. Oh, really?
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861. Well, it couldn't be.
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862. It's the one that escaped from prison.
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863. No, that's me.
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864. It's me.
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865. - Well, enjoy your soda.
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866. I should get back to my friends.
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867. Uh-uh-uh.
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868. I still wanna party.
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869. I don't.
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870. Five innocent people
were butchered last night
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871. by escaped convicts
Otis Driftwood, Baby Firefly
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872. and a third assailant, W.F. Coltrane.
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873. - Fuck, I hate that picture.
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874. I'm George Glass reporting.
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875. Fuck, we're on the tube
every fucking five minutes.
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876. We better go find her.
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877. By now she's probably
hitched a ride to fuck knows where.
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878. Hold.
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879. I have the answer to all of our problems.
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880. I know exactly what we should do.
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881. Yeah, but that's impossible.
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882. Why is that impossible?
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883. 3 Because the problem is you &
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884. Fuck you, and dig this idea.
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885. Mexico.
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886. That's not a bad idea.
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887. - No one's looking for us there.
- No, they ain't.
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888. Yeah, but none of us speak Mexican.
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889. Fuck, man, how hard can it be?
Fucking little kids speak it.
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890. I vote south of the border, man.
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891. South of the border.
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892. - Mexico.
- Si, si, si.
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893. Man.
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894. Is that fucking blood?
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895. Yeah, um, I had a little trouble
at the soda machine.
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896. Oh, fuck. Okay, come on, into the car.
Let's get out of here, come on.
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897. - Mexico.
Grab something.
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898. Grab the guns, get your shit together,
let's get the fuck out of here.
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899. Goddamn it.
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900. - Ten fucking minutes.
That's all I need.
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901. Well,
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902. if we were looking to hide out
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903. next to the cunt end of nowhere,
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904. I'd say mission accomplished.
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905. Does look like there's a party
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906. Hey, man,
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907. I could use a party.
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908. Fuck.
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909. Yep.
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910. Looks like this party
crawled up its own ass and died.
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911. Shit, man.
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912. I expected a little more out of Mexico.
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913. Mmm.
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914. Goddamn, this girl needs a shower.
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915. Smell me.
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916. - No, no.
- Party pooper.
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917. Okay.
Party pooper.
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918. There's some kind of hotel down there.
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919. I guess we could hole up there
for a couple of days.
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920. Let's do it.
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921. Come on, is that your best shot?
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922. Oh, fuck, man.
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923. You run this joint?
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924. Run this joint? I own this joint.
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925. I am Carlos.
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926. I'm king of Durango.
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927. I am a councilman, alderman,
fireman, policeman,
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928. and sometimes, when necessary,
I am the undertaker.
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929. Who died and made you king of Mexico?
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930. Huh?
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931. What do you mean by that?
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932. Hey, can we get down to business?
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933. Yeah, we need a room.
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934. Ah, well, you have come
to the right place.
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935. I got the best motherfucking room
in all Durango for you.
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936. Sebastian.
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937. Sebastian.
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938. Get your lazy ass out here
and help the lady with her bag.
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939. Man, don't...
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940. - Do I pay you to sleep?
- Carlos, I was painting.
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941. Painting, no wonder
our establishment is in the toilet.
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942. Help the lady.
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943. Yeah, don't worry about him.
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944. I know he looks like a monster
but he's gentle as a baby rattlesnake.
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945. Yeah, well, there's one thing
I ain't afraid of, it's monsters.
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946. Senorita.
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947. - The bow and arrow?
- Yeah.
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948. - Okay.
- All right now, follow me.
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949. Presidential suite awaits.
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950. And, well, here it is, Durango's finest.
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951. Everything you'll need is right here.
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952. There is your entertainment center,
there is your library
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953. and your very own commode.
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954. - Commode?
- That's right. Your very own.
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955. I take it pissing in the streets is the
only excitement you have around here.
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956. Huh?
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957. Ramon, what the hell
are you doing down there?
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958. Take it to the alley.
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959. Beautiful.
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960. Anyway, I'll let you guys settle in,
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961. and once you're done settling in,
why don't you come down to the saloon,
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962. Lobo Blanco,
I will hook you motherfuckers up.
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963. And you, I know you like the ladies.
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964. Yeah, depends on the ladies.
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965. Well, if you like them
with the big ol' sloppy jugs
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966. and the big ol' swampy ass,
then I got three for you.
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967. Bella, Princesa and Juanita.
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968. Names aren't that important.
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969. Well, enough of my yakking.
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970. Come on, Sebastian.
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971. What do you think?
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972. Any one of them recognize us?
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973. Those creeps?
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974. Nah, they didn't recognize shit.
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975. Man, Mexico sucks.
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976. Yeah.
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977. Aquarius, I got something
I know you're gonna wanna know all about.
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978. Who is this?
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979. This is Carlos.
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980. I know a lot of motherfuckers
named Carlos.
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981. Well, this is
the motherfucker named Carlos
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982. that hooked you up
with 15 kilos of pure snow.
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983. And you got paid. What do you want?
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984. Well, how about a pot of gold
at the end of the rainbow?
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985. How about you go fuck yourself?
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986. Hey, hey, brother, brother, hold on.
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987. 'Cause I got something
that you've been looking high and low for.
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988. I'm listening.
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989. Those fuckers that killed your daddy,
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990. they just rolled into town
without a motherfucking care in the world.
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991. And I know exactly where they are,
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992. and I know exactly how to keep them
safe and sound till you get here.
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993. What exactly is it gonna take
to keep them safe?
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994. I need enough dough to get my ass out of
Mexico permanently, so how about—
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995. $10,000 American.
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996. Done.
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997. That was easy, how about 20,0007?
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998. Don't fuck with me.
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999. Oh, I'm not fucking with you,
so 10,000 it is.
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1000. - One more thing.
- Yeah, what's that?
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1001. Have three coffins waiting.
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1002. You got that, no problem.
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1003. Revenge is coming, Papa.
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1004. Revenge is coming.
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1005. Otis.
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1006. Otis.
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1007. Otis.
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1008. Yeah?
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1009. You ever think maybe it's not worth it?
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1010. What?
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1011. I don't know, anything.
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1012. Thinking about Cutter?
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1013. Yeah.
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1014. The old bastard
had a pretty good run.
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1015. Did more living than most fuckers.
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1016. Besides, we all get fucked in the end.
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1017. I mean, what else is there?
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1018. Nothing, I guess.
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1019. It's just weird.
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1020. What?
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1021. Everybody's gone. It's just the two of us.
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1022. Yeah, that's the past.
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1023. Hey, I'm here and down for anything.
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1024. I mean, the two of us?
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1025. That's the future.
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1026. Come on, man, shit, what am I,
fucking invisible or what?
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1027. The three of us.
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1028. Yeah.
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1029. I mean, we can still do
a lot of destruction
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1030. in this fucked up, crazy world.
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1031. You think?
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1032. Fuck, yeah.
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1033. Goddamn right.
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1034. Well, okay.
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1035. Let's go get fucked up.
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1036. And do some fucked up shit?
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1037. Sis, what other kind is there?
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1038. Friends, how are you?
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1039. Come on in, join the party.
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1040. I see that the glamour
of my fine establishment
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1041. has pulled you right in.
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1042. - Hey, where's the drinks?
Tequila.
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1043. First one's on the house,
then you pay for the rest.
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1044. Carlos here gotta make a living.
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1045. - All right, to Mexico.
- Mexico.
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1046. All right.
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1047. Princesa, Juanita, ven aca, pronto.
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1048. Hola, baby.
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1049. Baby, come on in.
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1050. I'm happy.
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1051. You're not a lady that happens
to like the ladies, are you?
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1052. We'll see how the evening goes.
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1053. You don't like me, mami?
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1054. You're all right, kid,
but I wanna know what's going on outside.
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1055. Oh, them? The gentlemen of this town
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1056. are having their annual
knife throwing contest.
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1057. They like to show off their machismo.
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1058. Mmm, I'm gonna get in on that
and show them some of mine.
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1059. Well, you go ahead.
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1060. Yo, give me the knife.
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1061. Come here. You look just fine to me,
my little hot taco.
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1062. - Yeah.
- No, I no work with her.
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1063. - Well, fuck you.
- You like her?
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1064. Yes, she's nice.
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1065. Well, problem solved.
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1066. You can ride all night with us
until your dick falls off.
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1067. Well, that's what I'm afraid of.
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1068. I'll take that, motherfucker.
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1069. And you're gonna pay for that, too,
motherfucker.
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1070. This gringa bitch thinks it's funny.
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1071. How about we cut you?
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1072. Not much laughing then, huh?
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1073. Now, hold on, gentlemen.
Hold on, just calm down.
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1074. Little lady wants to play.
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1075. What are we working with?
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1076. This much.
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1077. Gentlemen, put up or shut up.
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1078. Okay, I can work with that.
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1079. Me too.
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1080. I'll hold these for safekeeping.
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1081. Keep the game on the up and up,
no hanky-panky double-dealing here.
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1082. I run a clean game.
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1083. I go first, I am best.
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1084. That way Goldilocks can see that
Diego is master of the blade.
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1085. Well, now...
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1086. I should call that
seven-and-a-quarter inches.
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1087. That's pretty good if you're measuring
your ding-a-ling.
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1088. There's too much noise. Too much noise.
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1089. Step aside.
Let me show you how to kill the demon.
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1090. Watch and learn.
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1091. Whoo-y, now.
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1092. That one cold went two inches.
That's gonna be a tough one to beat.
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1093. I think you have wasted your money.
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1094. Maybe you'll pay me another way, huh?
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1095. Show me your real Goldilocks.
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1096. Hold there, come on,
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1097. don't be counting your peckers
before they hatch there.
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1098. Little lady's gotta give it a go.
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1099. Such a big knife.
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1100. What? You think I can't handle this?
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1101. I've got something for you to handle.
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1102. You better be careful,
I might miss and cut it off.
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1103. Enough talk. Throw.
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1104. Don't forget the tequila.
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1105. Rules are the rules.
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1106. Look, she's afraid to drink.
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1107. It's called a dramatic pause.
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1108. Helps to create a little suspense.
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1109. You never know what might happen.
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1110. Will I miss?
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1111. Or will 1...
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1112. Goddamn!
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1113. How about a missionary?
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1114. Pay up, suckers!
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1115. Here you go, here you go, here you go.
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1116. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1117. Hey, all righty.
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1118. That's it.
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1119. Oh, yeah.
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1120. Bella, Bella, Bella.
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1121. Where have you been all my life?
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1122. Boy.
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1123. Right here, papi.
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1124. Waiting for you to take me away from here.
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1125. Well, ass cakes, the wait is over.
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1126. Si.
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1127. I'm gonna whip you away
from this little shithole...
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1128. and put you into the movies.
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1129. - Yeah.
- You're gonna take me to Hollywood?
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1130. Uh-huh.
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1131. Something like that, yeah.
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1132. Fuck.
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1133. Hold on.
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1134. Hi, I bring breakfast. May I come in?
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1135. Right on. Yeah, I'm starving.
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1136. - Come on in.
- All right.
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1137. These are arroz con frijoles.
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1138. What's that?
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1139. Rice and beans.
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1140. Drop on table, man.
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1141. No, hey, man, have a seat.
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1142. - I'm sick of eating alone.
- Okay.
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1143. Besides, I don't know
where my fucking brothers are at.
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1144. They were just with
the town bicycle chicas.
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1145. Huh?
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1146. The bicycle girls,
everyone in town has had a ride.
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1147. Nah, I joke.
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1148. - That's funny.
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1149. That's good.
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1150. There's gonna be some weird looking babies
popping out in nine months then.
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1151. Yeah, maybe with two heads.
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1152. - That's scary.
- You're so funny.
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1153. Thank you. Gracias.
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1154. You know...
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1155. you kind of remind me of my brother Tiny.
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1156. - Tiny.
- mean, he was really huge
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1157. and you're pretty small,
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1158. but you guys have the same vibe.
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1159. No, no, no, I'm horrible.
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1160. He was horrible too.
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1161. I thought he was beautiful
in this weird kind of way though.
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1162. My daddy always said,
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1163. "Anything one of a kind
is pretty special.”
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1164. Well, your papa is a very wise man.
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1165. And he... I bet he was very, very handsome
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1166. to have such
a beautiful, beautiful daughter.
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1167. Yeah, I guess so.
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1168. Senor Otis.
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1169. Yeah. No speak the Spanish.
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1170. Fucking loco.
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1171. Yeah, I love you too.
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1172. Ah!
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1173. Is this what you eat for breakfast here?
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1174. Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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1175. - I can dig.
- That's good.
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1176. Okay, this is enough for me.
I'm starting to feel funny.
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1177. - That just means it's working.
- Okay.
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1178. That's it. Leave it on that one.
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1179. I love this movie.
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1180. What is this? I don't like it.
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1181. That's Lon Chaney as Quasimodo, baby.
It don't get any better than that.
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1182. Although Charles Laughton
was pretty fucking great too.
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1183. But he's so ugly.
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1184. "I never realized till now...
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1185. how ugly I am...
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1186. and that's because you're so beautiful."
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1187. You're so, so crazy.
Copy !req
1188. - Loco.
- Loco.
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1189. Oh, my God, she does look like you.
He's eating her pussy.
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1190. Look at that. He's loving it.
It's a cactus!
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1191. I find some more tequila.
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1192. I wanna get the taste of you two
out of my fucking mouth.
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1193. My!
- Fuck you. We taste good.
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1194. Hey, check it out.
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1195. That's weird.
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1196. It's so trippy, man. What's going on?
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1197. Mucho, mucho trouble.
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1198. Why? Who are they?
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1199. They call themselves the Black Satans.
They're Killers.
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1200. If they're here, it's a very,
very bad day for someone.
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1201. Fuck them. Why's that fucker
pointing up here at me?
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1202. I think they're here to Kill you.
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1203. Fuck, man. I gotta warn Otis.
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1204. No, no, no. You hide. I tell him.
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1205. - I don't fucking hide.
- Please! Just hide.
Copy !req
1206. I love this bit.
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1207. - This...
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1208. I'll get it.
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1209. - What the fuck?
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1210. What are you talking about?
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1211. He says Satan is coming to kill you.
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1212. How can Satan kill me? I am fucking Satan!
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1213. You have to hide, papi.
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1214. No, no. I get it. I get it. I get it. Shh!
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1215. You dumb bitch, you got me
in the fucking neck! Kill you.
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1216. Who the fuck do you think you are,
kicking in my fucking door?
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1217. Hey, asshole, I'm talking to you.
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1218. Yeah, you.
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1219. Oh.
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1220. You want some of this?
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1221. I'm sorry, you're too late.
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1222. I have a boyfriend now.
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1223. Yeah? Where is he?
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1224. Who?
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1225. Mira, cabrona,
you tired-ass, filthy fucking puta.
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1226. You better think about it a little harder.
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1227. Wait a second, I know that voice.
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1228. Francisco Mendoza Chavez.
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1229. You got me.
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1230. You don't scare me.
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1231. Get the fuck out of here.
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1232. How many bullets do you have left?
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1233. - Uno.
- Fuck.
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1234. Make it count.
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1235. Make it the magic bullet.
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1236. Hey, you have three seconds,
then we Kill you.
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1237. Uno.
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1238. Dos.
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1239. Three, motherfucker!
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1240. What took you so long, motherfucker?
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1241. Cavalry comes when it comes, big brother.
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1242. What the fuck!
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1243. Next time, make sure
they're all the way dead.
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1244. Where the fuck's the lollipop kid going?
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1245. Back to Oz.
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1246. Look at this skull fucker.
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1247. Still clinging
to his worthless little life.
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1248. Time's up.
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1249. Fuck you!
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1250. Now we can have a real Day of the Dead.
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1251. Should be down this way.
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1252. Just don't shoot me in the ass, man.
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1253. This time, get out of my fucking way then.
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1254. Okay, motherfucker.
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1255. Hola, muchacho. I suggest
you drop that boom-boom stick
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1256. or your mug is gonna be
decorating that wall.
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1257. - Fuck me.
- You got that right.
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1258. Going somewhere, motherfucker?
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1259. Yeah, matter of fact, I was thinking of
going on a little vacation.
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1260. - Well, think again.
- No, man, you think again!
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1261. You can't beat this.
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1262. Once the Black Satans arrive,
man, it's already over.
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1263. Man, you're messing with the wrong dudes.
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1264. Man, you brought this down
on yourself and everybody else.
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1265. Man, I'm just the middle man stuck in
the middle of the middle of the middle!
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1266. The rat sure can squeak.
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1267. Squeak me a story, rat.
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1268. Man, I'm telling you, man,
you should just go and die easy.
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1269. You can't beat them.
Now get this through your thick skull.
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1270. It's over. It's over, man. You can't win.
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1271. Maybe not,
but I got something to tell you, rat.
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1272. - What?
- You sure can fucking lose.
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1273. Whoa, hold on, man. Just hold on.
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1274. I'm just a guy trying to survive
from hustle to hustle, man.
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1275. I got nothing against you.
I got nothing against nobody.
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1276. - I mean, I'm a nice guy.
- Go on.
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1277. How about this? We...
We split the money, 50-507?
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1278. 60-407 Uh, 70-307?
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1279. How about that? We cool?
Copy !req
1280. - Yeah, we're cool.
- Oh, man, I knew you'd see it my way.
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1281. Fucking rat.
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1282. Turn around and see God.
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1283. I've heard a lot about you.
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1284. But now that I see you...
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1285. I know it's all bullshit.
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1286. Because you're nothing.
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1287. - You motherfuck...
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1288. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1289. Looks like our little Indian's warpath
has come to a sudden end.
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1290. You're not even worth a bullet.
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1291. I think your brother
has left you to rot.
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1292. I'm not surprised.
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1293. Come on out!
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1294. It's time to fill these boxes!
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1295. One bullet...
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1296. for every second you make me wait.
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1297. Jesus!
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1298. Look at that.
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1299. The last member
of our funeral party has arrived.
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1300. You should have stayed in prison.
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1301. Being a free man has been
hazardous to your health.
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1302. At this point,
life seems hazardous to my health.
Copy !req
1303. Yes, but that problem will soon be solved.
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1304. Let her go.
She's got nothing to do with this shit.
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1305. - Yes, I do!
- Shut the fuck up, Baby.
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1306. Get these ropes off me and I'll kill
every fucker here with my bare hands.
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1307. Goddamn it,
I'm trying to save your fucking life!
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1308. Fuck!
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1309. - It's all me.
True.
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1310. But you, above anyone else,
should understand that family is family.
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1311. So she'll pay for your sins,
just as hard as you do.
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1312. But since I'm a nice guy...
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1313. I'm gonna let you pick who dies first.
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1314. I'll take the mongoloid.
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1315. You want me?
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1316. How about you and me?
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1317. No guns.
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1318. Just two machetes.
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1319. Makes no difference to me.
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1320. Drop your weapon.
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1321. See if you got what it takes
to keep blondie alive.
Copy !req
1322. What do you think, Foxy?
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1323. I think we're fucked, man.
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1324. No way! Fucking kill him!
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1325. Kill him! Kill him! Kill them all!
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1326. What's it gonna be?
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1327. You see, without a gun...
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1328. he's nothing.
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1329. Okay.
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1330. No fucking rules.
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1331. Last man alive wins.
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1332. Get him!
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1333. Is that your blood already? Yeah.
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1334. Come on, Otis!
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1335. Kill him!
Get up!
Copy !req
1336. Nice!
Copy !req
1337. Kill him!
Copy !req
1338. Good one!
Copy !req
1339. - I bring you a present.
- Thank you.
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1340. I come to save you.
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1341. Get him!
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1342. Hal!
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1343. Fuck, no! Where is she?
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1344. Sanctuary!
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1345. Sanctuary!
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1346. I've had enough of your shit,
motherfucker!
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1347. Nice gun.
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1348. I'll take that.
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1349. So you got me. Now what?
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1350. Now I guess she'll just slit
your fucking throat.
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1351. I got a better idea.
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1352. What are you waiting for?
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1353. Nothing.
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1354. Waiting for him to break.
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1355. Something in the eyes snaps.
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1356. - Was that it?
- No. Keep watching.
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1357. He looks pretty goddamn broken to me.
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1358. - I'm betting that was it.
That was it.
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1359. Make sure he's covered.
I want him good and crispy.
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1360. I know how to cook a fucking corpse.
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1361. Any last words?
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1362. Yeah.
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1363. Fuck you.
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1364. Fuck you!
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1365. They always say that.
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1366. Fuck you!
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1367. Adios, motherfucker!
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1368. Don't, man.
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