1. Hello?Copy !req
2. Fucking useless piece of shit.Copy !req
3. Welcome to the fucking nightmare.Copy !req
4. - Go on. Go on, Jimmy.
- Don't let it be you, Shite.Copy !req
5. Where you going? Fuck you, boy!Copy !req
6. You got this, Jimmy. You got this!Copy !req
7. Old Nick's gonna have his way with you.Copy !req
8. I think he's never seen a knife
in his life, has he?
nife in his life, has he?Copy !req
9. Fucking
quivering piece of shit.Copy !req
10. Aw! Look at the little baby.Copy !req
11. It's all for Old Nick.Copy !req
12. Come on, Shite,
I'm fucking bored, man.Copy !req
13. Aye.Copy !req
14. Get him, Shite.
This is your chance.Copy !req
15. Fuckin' hell.Copy !req
16. - Fucking move it.
- You little shit.Copy !req
17. Fingers.Copy !req
18. You understand,
this is a fight to the death.Copy !req
19. No quarter.Copy !req
20. Yes, Sir Jimmy.Copy !req
21. Are you watching, Father?Copy !req
22. Master.Copy !req
23. Dark Lord.Copy !req
24. Are you readyCopy !req
25. to see if the boy has
what it takes to be a finger?Copy !req
26. Good.Copy !req
27. Okay.Copy !req
28. - Fight.
- Whoo!Copy !req
29. Fucking come on, then.Copy !req
30. Fucking get him, boy.Copy !req
31. Go on.Copy !req
32. Fucking have him.Copy !req
33. See this? See that?Copy !req
34. I'll make it easier for you.Copy !req
35. - Watch it, Shite.
- Come on!Copy !req
36. Come on, kid.
Fucking do it!Copy !req
37. Ooh!Copy !req
38. Unlucky, pal.Copy !req
39. I bet that hurts.Copy !req
40. You dropped your knife.Copy !req
41. Just... please.Copy !req
42. Do you wanna pick
that blade up?Copy !req
43. - Go on.
- Go on.Copy !req
44. Yes, Shite!Copy !req
45. Yes, son.Copy !req
46. Fucking prick.Copy !req
47. You're taking the piss.Copy !req
48. Don't fucking you worry
about that, Jimmy.Copy !req
49. I plan to.Copy !req
50. I'm just messing wi' you, kid.Copy !req
51. Go on, kid. Go on. Take it.Copy !req
52. Pick it up!Copy !req
53. Too slow, pal.Copy !req
54. I could do this
for fucking hours.Copy !req
55. Fuck's sake, just finish it.Copy !req
56. He's half your fucking size.Copy !req
57. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
58. After I'm done
with this little prick,Copy !req
59. how about me and you,
fancy that?Copy !req
60. - Ahhh!
- Ooh!Copy !req
61. Shit!Copy !req
62. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
63. You little fucking cunt.Copy !req
64. I'm gonna skin you
wi' your own fucking blade.Copy !req
65. Oh.Copy !req
66. - What...
- What the fuck? What the fuck?Copy !req
67. - Oh...
- Fucking hell.Copy !req
68. Oh, fuck me.
Oh, no.Copy !req
69. That's you fucked, Jimmy.Copy !req
70. What d'you...
What d'you mean?Copy !req
71. That's an artery
he's hit there.Copy !req
72. Aye, it is.Copy !req
73. - Oh, no.
- That's a lot of blood.Copy !req
74. Ooh-hoo.Copy !req
75. Fuck. Please. No, no, no!Copy !req
76. No!Copy !req
77. Fuck! Fuck.Copy !req
78. Somebody, please help me!Copy !req
79. Stop laughing. Help me!Copy !req
80. Hey, that's not
how it fucking works.Copy !req
81. But...Copy !req
82. Sir.Copy !req
83. No, Jimmy's right.
That's not how it works at all.Copy !req
84. Shit!Copy !req
85. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
86. Oh, Jesus! Oh, God.Copy !req
87. Christ, God!Copy !req
88. What are you calling on
those shite cunts for, Jimmy?Copy !req
89. Sir, please help me.Copy !req
90. - Help, please, I'm scared.
- What, you wee crybag?Copy !req
91. Sir, I'm getting...Copy !req
92. What are you getting, Jimmy?Copy !req
93. Getting hungry?Copy !req
94. Getting horny?Copy !req
95. Getting sleepy?Copy !req
96. Aw, sleepy.Copy !req
97. Bless.Copy !req
98. What's your name, son?Copy !req
99. S... S... Spike.Copy !req
100. Spike? No, no.Copy !req
101. No, that doesnae sound right.Copy !req
102. I think your name is...Copy !req
103. It's Jimmy.Copy !req
104. Jimmy.Copy !req
105. - Howzat?
- Howzat.Copy !req
106. Mine.
Give us a kiss.Copy !req
107. Whoo.Copy !req
108. No! No! No!Copy !req
109. Well,
an infected patient.Copy !req
110. This is strange.Copy !req
111. Possibly a world's first,
Samson.Copy !req
112. Yeah, you have a name.Copy !req
113. I chose it when I first sawCopy !req
114. the new Alpha
that had taken the woodsCopy !req
115. as his hunting ground.Copy !req
116. I named you
for your size and strength...Copy !req
117. and hair.Copy !req
118. I'm Doctor Kelson.Copy !req
119. Although right now,
I feel more like Androcles...Copy !req
120. removing thorns
from the lion's paw.Copy !req
121. Which means...Copy !req
122. you owe me, by the way.Copy !req
123. Just kidding.Copy !req
124. I'm NHS.Copy !req
125. No charge.Copy !req
126. This is interesting.Copy !req
127. I'm going to trust you, Samson.Copy !req
128. That's the decision I've made.Copy !req
129. I have what you want
right here.Copy !req
130. If you kill me,Copy !req
131. if my head is pulled
from my shoulders,Copy !req
132. you won't get to have it.Copy !req
133. It's a transaction, Samson.Copy !req
134. It's a quid pro quo.Copy !req
135. Suddenly, I'm not entirely
sure you understand Latin.Copy !req
136. Oh, thank God. You do.Copy !req
137. Yeah.Copy !req
138. I wonder if you understand
anything I say.Copy !req
139. If not the meaning
of my words,Copy !req
140. the meaning
in the tone of my voice.Copy !req
141. That I am no threat to you.Copy !req
142. I mean you no harm.Copy !req
143. Do you know the sound
of your name?Copy !req
144. Samson...Copy !req
145. Most wondrous would be to hear
you speak a single word.Copy !req
146. It would be miraculous...Copy !req
147. to discover that the infectionCopy !req
148. lies over your mind,Copy !req
149. clouding it,Copy !req
150. not replacing it.Copy !req
151. In this tranquil state,
do you have memories?Copy !req
152. A trace of what you once were.Copy !req
153. Or do I just give you
peace and respite?Copy !req
154. Nothing wrong
with that, Samson.Copy !req
155. Nothing wrong
with peace and respite.Copy !req
156. Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
157. Nothing wrong
with peace, respite.Copy !req
158. All still attached...Copy !req
159. Samson.Copy !req
160. You beauty.Copy !req
161. I'm going to goCopy !req
162. have a look over there,
and you go...Copy !req
163. Jonno.Copy !req
164. If he sees us...Copy !req
165. he's gonna scream.Copy !req
166. Jonno. Jonno, don't...Copy !req
167. - Help!
- Go. Run.Copy !req
168. What about Jonno?Copy !req
169. Help!Copy !req
170. - What about me?
- Run!Copy !req
171. Wait!Copy !req
172. Don't leave me!Copy !req
173. Don't leave!Copy !req
174. Come on, Tom.Copy !req
175. Let's fucking go!Copy !req
176. Okay.Copy !req
177. - What are we gonna tell 'em?
- What happened.Copy !req
178. But we lost Jonno.Copy !req
179. Jonno lost himself.
Come here.Copy !req
180. Come on. Right. Okay.Copy !req
181. George.Copy !req
182. I'm sorry, I've got bad news.Copy !req
183. - George, I said that...
- We have guests.Copy !req
184. What?Copy !req
185. We have guests.Copy !req
186. Hello.Copy !req
187. There's someone
I want you to meet.Copy !req
188. Tinky-Winky
would go nowhereCopy !req
189. without his bag. Nowhere.Copy !req
190. But for this one occasion.Copy !req
191. And, of course,
you saw it coming.Copy !req
192. Tinky-Winky.Copy !req
193. Uh, Tinky-Winky decidedCopy !req
194. - to come back.
- Classic.Copy !req
195. And found that Laa-Laa
and Po had not only lostCopy !req
196. - one of the apples...
- Sit down.Copy !req
197. but they'd lost
the entire fucking bag.Copy !req
198. Do you not know
the Teletummies?Copy !req
199. Ah, they're glorious.Copy !req
200. They had televisions
on their tums.Copy !req
201. And on television,
they viewed themselves,Copy !req
202. but with another television
on their tums.Copy !req
203. Which they also
viewed themselves on.Copy !req
204. Thank you.Copy !req
205. And so on and so on,
ad infinitum.Copy !req
206. Jimmima, do the Dipsy dance.Copy !req
207. Yes.Copy !req
208. That's perfect.Copy !req
209. - Howzat?
- Howzat! Howzat!Copy !req
210. Hello.Copy !req
211. What are you doing here?Copy !req
212. Uh...Copy !req
213. Enjoying the hospitality
of good folk.Copy !req
214. We, a group of wanderers,Copy !req
215. hungry and tired,Copy !req
216. brought in with open arms
and broad smiles,Copy !req
217. - and nourished, and...
- Brought in?Copy !req
218. You broke my flow.Copy !req
219. - They just appeared.
- The gate was open.Copy !req
220. - It was not.
- Brought in and nourished...Copy !req
221. in both stomach and heart.Copy !req
222. Are... Are we not welcome?Copy !req
223. You know you're not.Copy !req
224. Well, I do now.
No, Dipsy dance.Copy !req
225. Oh, no.Copy !req
226. We've got off on the...Copy !req
227. the wrong foot.Copy !req
228. It's because we haven't been
properly introduced.Copy !req
229. - Uh, fingers...
- Jimmy.Copy !req
230. Jimmy.Copy !req
231. - Ji... Jimmy.
- Jimmy.Copy !req
232. - Jimmima.
- Jimmy.Copy !req
233. Jimmy.Copy !req
234. Roberto Calamari.Copy !req
235. Fucking tough crowd.Copy !req
236. It's a joke.Copy !req
237. I'm Jimmy, too.
We're all Jimmy.Copy !req
238. Are you going to leave?Copy !req
239. Yes.Copy !req
240. But obviously,
we're going to kill you first.Copy !req
241. Go!Copy !req
242. God damn it!
Hold on.Copy !req
243. You get your...
Fucking hell!Copy !req
244. Yeah.Copy !req
245. You're all stupid.
Fucking cunt!Copy !req
246. Get up!Copy !req
247. It would
frustrate Old NickCopy !req
248. to lose both her and the baby.Copy !req
249. Yes, Sir Jimmy.Copy !req
250. We'll stay here tonight.Copy !req
251. Offer charity.Copy !req
252. Tomorrow, pastures new.
Go find pastures new.Copy !req
253. I'm missing charity?Copy !req
254. - Fuck off!
- Fuck off.Copy !req
255. Now get in the fucking barn.Copy !req
256. Look at your fucking...Copy !req
257. Come on.Copy !req
258. Tinky-Winky
and the fucking apples.Copy !req
259. "You saw it coming?"Copy !req
260. 'Course I fucking
saw it coming.Copy !req
261. I've heard the story
a million fucking times.Copy !req
262. You are fuckin' shittin' me.Copy !req
263. And Old Nick sawCopy !req
264. that the world of man
had failed,Copy !req
265. and knew only disharmony.Copy !req
266. And so Old Nick
released his demonsCopy !req
267. unto the world of man.Copy !req
268. And the world of man fell
before the demons,Copy !req
269. and his world became like
the guttering candle flame.Copy !req
270. And God did nothing...Copy !req
271. for he was invisible.Copy !req
272. And couldnae punch his wayCopy !req
273. out of a paper
fucking bag anyway.Copy !req
274. And so...Copy !req
275. the world of man
became Old Nick's dominion...Copy !req
276. and his dominion was Hell.Copy !req
277. Howzat.Copy !req
278. Howzat.Copy !req
279. Then Old Nick did speak
to his favored son,Copy !req
280. whose name was Jimmy Crystal.Copy !req
281. And he said unto Jimmy,Copy !req
282. "You are now
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal.Copy !req
283. "And you shall be
my right hand,Copy !req
284. "which shall be strong,Copy !req
285. "and you shall
have seven fingers.Copy !req
286. "And each finger
shall be a claw,Copy !req
287. "and you shall offer charity
to the world of man.Copy !req
288. "And for this,Copy !req
289. "you alone shall be my heir!Copy !req
290. "And your seven fingers
shall holdCopy !req
291. "your crown."Copy !req
292. Howzat?Copy !req
293. Howzat.Copy !req
294. I amCopy !req
295. Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal...Copy !req
296. favored son of Old Nick.Copy !req
297. These are my fingers.Copy !req
298. We travel the land,Copy !req
299. we search for souls
to deliver to my father.Copy !req
300. And we offer you...Copy !req
301. charity.Copy !req
302. Jimmies.Copy !req
303. - Yes, sir.
- Yes, Sir Jimmy.Copy !req
304. Today's charitable act
shall be...Copy !req
305. The removal of the shirt.Copy !req
306. Please, no. Please.Copy !req
307. Hello, Grandpappy.
I choose you...Copy !req
308. I wanna
make you fucking cryCopy !req
309. and scream.Copy !req
310. That fucking hurts?Copy !req
311. Jimmy?Copy !req
312. Please, I can't...Copy !req
313. Sort it out, Jimmy Ink.Copy !req
314. You can't avoid this, kid.
This is what we do.Copy !req
315. I can't...Copy !req
316. Please.Copy !req
317. I can't. Please.Copy !req
318. Please.Copy !req
319. Okay, okay.Copy !req
320. All right.
Just stay out here.Copy !req
321. Samson...Copy !req
322. my friend.Copy !req
323. There's something
we need to talk about.Copy !req
324. The medicine
I've been giving you.Copy !req
325. It's a cocktail
of various things.Copy !req
326. But the main
and most powerful componentCopy !req
327. is morphine.Copy !req
328. At your rate of consumption,Copy !req
329. I only have enough
for two more weeks.Copy !req
330. Over the last 28 years,Copy !req
331. I've searched
every medicine cabinetCopy !req
332. in a 70-mile radius.Copy !req
333. We won't find any more.Copy !req
334. Inevitably, one way or another,Copy !req
335. the opiate peace
you have found with me...Copy !req
336. will end.Copy !req
337. But there is something
I can offer you.Copy !req
338. A different kind of peace.Copy !req
339. A place in the ossuary.Copy !req
340. In a way,Copy !req
341. a home.Copy !req
342. With me.Copy !req
343. I want you to have
lasting peace, Samson.Copy !req
344. And I think you want
to have peace, too.Copy !req
345. And that's why
we've become friends.Copy !req
346. Good friends.Copy !req
347. If there was just some wayCopy !req
348. you could give consent.Copy !req
349. Just the barest assent.Copy !req
350. Sleep well, Samson.Copy !req
351. Moon.Copy !req
352. What? Did you...Copy !req
353. Samson...Copy !req
354. you spoke.Copy !req
355. M...Copy !req
356. Say it again.Copy !req
357. Say...Copy !req
358. Moon.Copy !req
359. Moon.Copy !req
360. I need strong fingers.Copy !req
361. Strong fingers
make a strong fist.Copy !req
362. Whoa.Copy !req
363. Listen!Copy !req
364. Focus.Copy !req
365. Hey.Copy !req
366. Choose a finger to fight.Copy !req
367. If you win...Copy !req
368. you take their place,
and I call you Jimmy.Copy !req
369. If you lose, you get charity.Copy !req
370. If you refuse,
you get charity.Copy !req
371. Nod or shake your head.Copy !req
372. Mm.Copy !req
373. Good.Copy !req
374. Which finger
do you choose to fight?Copy !req
375. Her.Copy !req
376. I choose her.Copy !req
377. Father...Copy !req
378. master, daddy,Copy !req
379. king, king of kings...Copy !req
380. Join us.Copy !req
381. Fuck.Copy !req
382. Yes. We thank you.Copy !req
383. We are grateful.Copy !req
384. Old Nick is here, Jimmies.Copy !req
385. He watches through my eyes.Copy !req
386. He smells the blood and fear.Copy !req
387. He's whispering now.Copy !req
388. I can feel his lips
on my ear, whispering.Copy !req
389. He's saying...Copy !req
390. fight.Copy !req
391. So fucking fight.Copy !req
392. Come on.Copy !req
393. Too fucking easy.Copy !req
394. I make it look easy,
you cunt.Copy !req
395. Ooh!Copy !req
396. Finish it.Copy !req
397. Time for tubby night nights.Copy !req
398. A Dipsy Laa-Laa!Copy !req
399. Useless bellend.Copy !req
400. Look at him trying to get up,
the stupid fucking...Copy !req
401. Again! Again!Copy !req
402. Beautifully done,
Jimmima.Copy !req
403. The boy's pain
is Old Nick's delight.Copy !req
404. Old Nick says...Copy !req
405. "Charity."Copy !req
406. Choose your act.Copy !req
407. I want to take
his trousers off.Copy !req
408. Old Nick says, "Perfect."Copy !req
409. He's shitting himself.Copy !req
410. D'you see these other cunts?Copy !req
411. Listen to me!Copy !req
412. They would have just
stabbed you in the neck.Copy !req
413. Not me.Copy !req
414. You chose me 'cause
you thought I was weaker.Copy !req
415. Hmm.Copy !req
416. What you gonna be thinking...Copy !req
417. as I rip the skin
off of your...Copy !req
418. My cat has lost.Copy !req
419. My cat...Copy !req
420. Kitten fresh.Copy !req
421. Cloud space!Copy !req
422. Cloud...Copy !req
423. The fuck?Copy !req
424. There! Up there!Copy !req
425. Fucking bitch!
Fucking shite!Copy !req
426. - Get her!
- Poxy bitch.Copy !req
427. You stupid little cunt!Copy !req
428. How d'you get up?
Get her!Copy !req
429. I'm gonna fucking
kill you, you stupid cunt!Copy !req
430. Get her! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
431. This fucking little bitch!Copy !req
432. She's there.
She's there!Copy !req
433. Where is she?Copy !req
434. Point her out to me.Copy !req
435. There, you can
fucking see her there, you twat.Copy !req
436. I want her alive!Copy !req
437. Alive!Copy !req
438. Come out wherever you are!Copy !req
439. Fucking coming for ya.Copy !req
440. Fucking show yourself!Copy !req
441. Go on! Get up there!Copy !req
442. Go on!
Take that, you little bitch!Copy !req
443. Where is she?Copy !req
444. Jimmy!Copy !req
445. Put it out!Copy !req
446. Sir?Copy !req
447. Don't! Here, go on!
Get out! Go!Copy !req
448. It's a lot
of fucking screaming.Copy !req
449. I suppose there's always
screaming with charity.Copy !req
450. That just doesn't sound
like normal screaming.Copy !req
451. That sound like normal
screaming to you, Jimmy?Copy !req
452. I mean, what's screaming
supposed to sound like?Copy !req
453. It's people
shittin' themselves, innit?Copy !req
454. Hey, don't mind me.
I'm overthinking it.Copy !req
455. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
456. Fuck.Copy !req
457. Put him out!Copy !req
458. Put him out!Copy !req
459. Fire! I'm on fire!
I'm on fucking fire!Copy !req
460. Please...Copy !req
461. Kid!Copy !req
462. Catch her!Copy !req
463. Bring her to me!Copy !req
464. Come on.Copy !req
465. Take me with you.Copy !req
466. Please.Copy !req
467. Please take me with you.Copy !req
468. Thank you.Copy !req
469. He's dead.Copy !req
470. Fuck.Copy !req
471. Sir.Copy !req
472. You're alone.Copy !req
473. - Yes, Sir Jimmy.
- I'm confused.Copy !req
474. I thought I told you
to bring the woman to me.Copy !req
475. You... You did...Copy !req
476. The woman who crushed
Jimmima's skullCopy !req
477. with a big fuck-off hook.Copy !req
478. Why would you
let somebody like that go?Copy !req
479. I didn't let her go.Copy !req
480. Then where is she?Copy !req
481. She tried to escape.Copy !req
482. She fought back,
and... and I had to kill her.Copy !req
483. She fought back, Jimmies.Copy !req
484. She fought back.Copy !req
485. Jimmy here had no choice.Copy !req
486. He was in danger
of being overpowered by a...Copy !req
487. by a pregnant woman.Copy !req
488. How did you kill her?Copy !req
489. With an arrow.Copy !req
490. Where's her body?Copy !req
491. It was dark.Copy !req
492. Some...
Somewhere in the woods.Copy !req
493. Somewhere hard to find,
I expect.Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. Did you not think
to cut off her face...Copy !req
496. bring that to me?Copy !req
497. Or her unborn child?Copy !req
498. Anything, really, that showed
a bit of fucking initiative.Copy !req
499. What are you crying about?Copy !req
500. I'm not.Copy !req
501. I'm sorry.Copy !req
502. Not me you should be
apologizing to.Copy !req
503. It's Old Nick you've let down.Copy !req
504. I wonder,
should I call on him?Copy !req
505. Ask whether
he accepts your apology.Copy !req
506. Or requires something more.Copy !req
507. Like your gammy fucking face
cut off, for example.Copy !req
508. No, please.Copy !req
509. You should call on him, sir.Copy !req
510. And ask if I can be the one
to offer charity.Copy !req
511. You wish
to offer charity, Jimmy?Copy !req
512. He as good as killed
Jimmima himself.Copy !req
513. If he hadn't run away,Copy !req
514. we all know he would've been
chosen to fight.Copy !req
515. He doesn't deserve
to be a finger, sir.Copy !req
516. Look at him now. The bastard's
fucking quivering!Copy !req
517. Yeah, I agree.Copy !req
518. We should ask Old Nick
about young Jimmy.Copy !req
519. Yes. We should.Copy !req
520. - I'll call on him right now.
- No.Copy !req
521. No, we should
ask him in person.Copy !req
522. Wha... What do you mean?Copy !req
523. We should ask Old Nick
about young Jimmy in person.Copy !req
524. Jimmy, Old Nick
does not just appearCopy !req
525. in person when requested.Copy !req
526. No, of course not. But I...Copy !req
527. What?Copy !req
528. I saw him.Copy !req
529. You saw him?Copy !req
530. Earlier today.Copy !req
531. You saw Old Nick.Copy !req
532. With me own eyes.Copy !req
533. He had red skin...Copy !req
534. and he was aged.Copy !req
535. And he had
this great buildingCopy !req
536. of human bones behind him.Copy !req
537. His palace, I dare say.Copy !req
538. And he was cavorting with
one of his very own demons.Copy !req
539. An Alpha, no less.Copy !req
540. An Alpha sat at his master's
feet like a fucking lamb.Copy !req
541. So should we let Old Nick
himself decide?Copy !req
542. Emoxin.Copy !req
543. Naloxone. Naloxone. Okay.Copy !req
544. Naloxone.Copy !req
545. Oh, shit.Copy !req
546. Day, day, day, daytime.Copy !req
547. Samson!Copy !req
548. Samson.Copy !req
549. Shit.Copy !req
550. So is it him?Copy !req
551. Is that actually Old Nick?Copy !req
552. Is that actually Old Nick?Copy !req
553. Is that actually Old Nick?Copy !req
554. Is it?Copy !req
555. Aye, it is.Copy !req
556. - It is?
- Yep.Copy !req
557. - That is Old Nick.
- Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
558. Unholy fucking shit.Copy !req
559. Nice one, Jimmy.Copy !req
560. But did you knowCopy !req
561. your dad
was going to be here, sir?Copy !req
562. You were leading us here
all along?Copy !req
563. Yes, Jimmy, I was.Copy !req
564. I mean, I didn't know
he was here,Copy !req
565. in this, uh...
this... this castle.Copy !req
566. It's a surprise.Copy !req
567. But...Copy !req
568. he's got a few...Copy !req
569. dotted around his kingdom.Copy !req
570. A couple in the Highlands.
Very nice.Copy !req
571. This one must be new.Copy !req
572. Which is why
I didn't know about it already.Copy !req
573. That looks
like it's been here a while.Copy !req
574. Aye. It does look pretty old.Copy !req
575. New, as in,
the last five or ten years,Copy !req
576. which is not long
in architectural terms.Copy !req
577. So we gonna go down there?Copy !req
578. Go and meet him?Copy !req
579. No!Copy !req
580. Not until
I've spoken to him first.Copy !req
581. He may not want visitors.Copy !req
582. One thing I can tell you
about Old Nick isCopy !req
583. you do not want to catch him
on a bad day.Copy !req
584. You guys stay put.Copy !req
585. I'll square it with him.Copy !req
586. Be back soon.Copy !req
587. Hello.Copy !req
588. Hello.Copy !req
589. So...Copy !req
590. Are you Old Nick?Copy !req
591. Old Nick?Copy !req
592. Yes.Copy !req
593. Um... Um, no.Copy !req
594. You're not Old Nick.Copy !req
595. I'm not Old Nick.Copy !req
596. I don't know any Old Nick.Copy !req
597. Everybody knows Old Nick.Copy !req
598. Well, I honestly don't. I...Copy !req
599. I'm called Ian.Copy !req
600. Ian.Copy !req
601. You sure?Copy !req
602. Yeah, I'm totally sure.Copy !req
603. Because Old Nick is known
for being a little tricksy.Copy !req
604. - Playing games, so to speak.
- Oh, wait.Copy !req
605. When you say Old Nick...Copy !req
606. you mean Satan?Copy !req
607. Of course I fucking do.Copy !req
608. So, why would you think
that I was...Copy !req
609. Oh, you...
My skin color and...Copy !req
610. the bones.Copy !req
611. Well, you can relax.Copy !req
612. I'm not Satan.Copy !req
613. I am Dr. Ian Kelson.Copy !req
614. Doctor?Copy !req
615. Who are all these
poor fuckers then?Copy !req
616. Your patients?Copy !req
617. This is an ossuary.Copy !req
618. It's a memorial to the dead.Copy !req
619. It's like a graveyard.Copy !req
620. And your skin
is orange because...Copy !req
621. It's iodine.Copy !req
622. It kills the virus.Copy !req
623. - Virus?
- That causes infection.Copy !req
624. Doctor.Copy !req
625. Atheist doctor.Copy !req
626. Okay.Copy !req
627. So, you believe
all this zombie shiteCopy !req
628. was caused by science
and bugs and whatnot.Copy !req
629. Rather than?Copy !req
630. Uh, Old Nick...Copy !req
631. unleashing his wrath
upon the world of man.Copy !req
632. I see. So...Copy !req
633. I'm an atheist,
and you're...Copy !req
634. you're a Satanist.Copy !req
635. Well, there it is.Copy !req
636. Mystery solved.Copy !req
637. I'll be honest,
I didn't knowCopy !req
638. what the fuck
was going on just now.Copy !req
639. I'm sweating.Copy !req
640. I thought I was about
to meet my father.Copy !req
641. So, is this
all your doing, Ian?Copy !req
642. It is.Copy !req
643. Got to tell you,
I'm a fan of your work.Copy !req
644. It's fuckin' knockout.Copy !req
645. Thank you. But what was
that you said just now?Copy !req
646. You believed you were
about to meet your father?Copy !req
647. Aye. Heart was pounding
out my fucking chest.Copy !req
648. Because your father is Satan.Copy !req
649. Yep.Copy !req
650. Old Nick's my old man.Copy !req
651. But, uh...Copy !req
652. Nah, never mind.Copy !req
653. I don't mind talking.Copy !req
654. Ah, fuck it.Copy !req
655. Just, I don't actually
know my father too well.Copy !req
656. I mean, he speaks to me
often enough,Copy !req
657. but I never get
to sit with him or see him.Copy !req
658. You speak to him,
but you don't see him.Copy !req
659. Oh, you hear him in your head.Copy !req
660. Whole fucking time, Ian.Copy !req
661. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
662. I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
663. Jimmy.Copy !req
664. Actually,
Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal.Copy !req
665. But no, you're good.Copy !req
666. Uh, Jimmy's fine.Copy !req
667. Let's sit, Ian.Copy !req
668. I've got my peeps waiting
for me not too far away,Copy !req
669. but they can sit tight.Copy !req
670. No rush.Copy !req
671. Let's just talk a wee while.Copy !req
672. This is worse.Copy !req
673. Stomach. Neck.Copy !req
674. Get the fuck off me.Copy !req
675. - Those were... One more time.
- Is that going in?Copy !req
676. One more time, come on.Copy !req
677. Yeah.Copy !req
678. Stab. Stab.Copy !req
679. That's all you've got?Copy !req
680. What?
That's what I...Copy !req
681. That's all you've got?Copy !req
682. - Come on.
- Jimmy?Copy !req
683. What if it's not really
Old Nick down there?Copy !req
684. Not Old Nick?Copy !req
685. Yeah.Copy !req
686. Orange skin.Copy !req
687. Palace of bones.Copy !req
688. Communing with demons.Copy !req
689. Who the fuck else
is it gonna be?Copy !req
690. Just some old man.Copy !req
691. A man we should
probably stay away from.Copy !req
692. I think we should
just leave him alone.Copy !req
693. Leave him alone?Copy !req
694. No.Copy !req
695. That's not how we roll, kid.Copy !req
696. And that's not some old man.Copy !req
697. That's Old Nick.Copy !req
698. And how...Copy !req
699. strange...Copy !req
700. and glorious
it will be to meet him.Copy !req
701. Shit,
didn't mean to touch a nerve.Copy !req
702. Nah, that's all right.
That's fine.Copy !req
703. Yeah.
Too fucking easy.Copy !req
704. No.Copy !req
705. The real question is...Copy !req
706. Is Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal
his son?Copy !req
707. Is he even a real Sir-Lord?Copy !req
708. What do you mean?Copy !req
709. Do you ever get the senseCopy !req
710. that Sir Jimmy
is full of shite?Copy !req
711. Bone castles in the Highlands?Copy !req
712. That's bollocks.Copy !req
713. Why's he never
mentioned 'em before?Copy !req
714. And I seen him
when he putCopy !req
715. the binoculars
up to his eyes...Copy !req
716. he'd never seen
that sight beforeCopy !req
717. in his fucking life.Copy !req
718. I was only eight
when it all went out of whack.Copy !req
719. But a man of your ageCopy !req
720. must have a few memories
from before.Copy !req
721. Oh, less than you'd think.Copy !req
722. I remember details.Copy !req
723. Events and people.Copy !req
724. But what it was actually like,
to live withCopy !req
725. shops and fridgesCopy !req
726. and telephones
and personal computers...Copy !req
727. I have no real memory
of that at all.Copy !req
728. That said, I do rememberCopy !req
729. there was a sense of certainty.Copy !req
730. The world had an order.Copy !req
731. A way about it.Copy !req
732. There were dramas
and upheavals, inevitably.Copy !req
733. But the foundations...Copy !req
734. They seemed unshakeable.Copy !req
735. I remember church most of all.Copy !req
736. But that's 'cause
we lived next to it.Copy !req
737. And when the demons came,
that's where I hid.Copy !req
738. You lived in the house
next to the church?Copy !req
739. Right next to it.Copy !req
740. Was it the rectory?Copy !req
741. Yeah.Copy !req
742. And your father
was the vicar.Copy !req
743. If my mother and sisters
had hid in the church,Copy !req
744. they'd have been all right...Copy !req
745. but they stayed at home...Copy !req
746. and got their heads caved in.Copy !req
747. What about your father?Copy !req
748. He was leading
the infected, Ian.Copy !req
749. He was leading
the demons on the charge.Copy !req
750. A great army,
with him at the fore.Copy !req
751. Always said,
"charity starts at home."Copy !req
752. And that was the last time
you saw him.Copy !req
753. Yeah.Copy !req
754. Then I saw you and...Copy !req
755. I'm in a bit of bind, Ian.Copy !req
756. Why is that?Copy !req
757. The others. My peeps.Copy !req
758. I told them that you were
Old Nick, but you aren't,Copy !req
759. and now they're
expecting to meet you.Copy !req
760. I see.Copy !req
761. And you're in a bit
of a bind, too.Copy !req
762. How so?Copy !req
763. Because if you can't help me
with my problem,Copy !req
764. I'm going to force-feed you
your own intestinesCopy !req
765. until you can
no longer breathe.Copy !req
766. Yes, that is a bind.Copy !req
767. I like you.Copy !req
768. - You're easy to talk to.
- Mm.Copy !req
769. Not sure I've ever liked
anyone before.Copy !req
770. Thank you.Copy !req
771. So, do you think
there's an arrangementCopy !req
772. to be made here, Ian?Copy !req
773. They say the devil's
always up for making a deal.Copy !req
774. At nightfall tomorrow,Copy !req
775. Old Nick
will grant us an audience.Copy !req
776. But there are rules
thee must obeyCopy !req
777. when in the company
of the Dark Lord,Copy !req
778. as you must expect.Copy !req
779. Nobody may touch himCopy !req
780. lest they be
struck down by flameCopy !req
781. and their souls be delivered
to the seventh circle.Copy !req
782. Howzat.Copy !req
783. And nobody
may address him directly.Copy !req
784. Only I may speak to him.Copy !req
785. His favored son and heir.Copy !req
786. Are we crystal?Copy !req
787. Howzat.Copy !req
788. Memento mori,
I told the boy.Copy !req
789. I haven't feared my life
ending for many years.Copy !req
790. I live alone.Copy !req
791. My work is complete.Copy !req
792. But today...Copy !req
793. I did feel fear.Copy !req
794. And I thought,Copy !req
795. what will happen to Samson
if I'm gone?Copy !req
796. They're coming back tomorrow.Copy !req
797. So I want to try
something tonight.Copy !req
798. I'd planned for it
to be gradual...Copy !req
799. but events
have conspired, so...Copy !req
800. a leap into the unknown.Copy !req
801. I've been
developing an ideaCopy !req
802. about the nature
of the infection.Copy !req
803. We know there
is a physical component.Copy !req
804. Hemorrhage
and uncontrolled cell growth.Copy !req
805. And we know there is a...Copy !req
806. sensory component,Copy !req
807. pain and terrible disquiet,Copy !req
808. which the morphine silences.Copy !req
809. But what if there is a...Copy !req
810. psychiatric component too?Copy !req
811. When the infected attack,Copy !req
812. what do they see?Copy !req
813. What do they think
they're attacking?Copy !req
814. I've seen them
kill children and babies.Copy !req
815. A baby gives no reason
to hurt it.Copy !req
816. So they, you, must be seeing
something that isn't there.Copy !req
817. Seeing something
that isn't there.Copy !req
818. A doctor would
call that psychosis.Copy !req
819. And a doctor would say
that psychosis can be treated.Copy !req
820. I'm a doctor, Samson.Copy !req
821. I'd like to try
treating the psychosis.Copy !req
822. I'm going to ask you
to swallow these tablets.Copy !req
823. Where did you
think you were going?Copy !req
824. No, Jimmy,
I was just... I was just...Copy !req
825. No. You were
trying to nip away.Copy !req
826. No. No, Jimmy. Jimmy, no.Copy !req
827. Shush.Copy !req
828. You know that lad
you stabbed in the legCopy !req
829. was my best fuckin' mate!Copy !req
830. And you took him awayCopy !req
831. with your cowardice
and dumb luck.Copy !req
832. So now,
in honor of his passing,Copy !req
833. I think it's only fittingCopy !req
834. if I slide this blade
slowly into your...Copy !req
835. Where the fuck did
you think you were gonna go?Copy !req
836. Anywhere.
Anywhere is better than here.Copy !req
837. I've been to anywhere.Copy !req
838. It's not.Copy !req
839. You need
to stick with me, kid.Copy !req
840. We'll go far.Copy !req
841. He was "trying to escape"?Copy !req
842. He said he was too scared
to meet Old Nick in person.Copy !req
843. He couldn't face it.Copy !req
844. I tried to talk him out of it,
but he wouldn't have it.Copy !req
845. He tried to fight me.Copy !req
846. I had to kill him.Copy !req
847. That's not what happened.Copy !req
848. That is what happened.Copy !req
849. Sir.Copy !req
850. Now, let's see
what Old Nick says tonight.Copy !req
851. Samson!Copy !req
852. Samson!Copy !req
853. Did it work, my friend?Copy !req
854. Were you lost...Copy !req
855. and now are found?Copy !req
856. Good afternoon,Copy !req
857. and welcome on board
this service to Edinburgh.Copy !req
858. But you can't stop
doing that...Copy !req
859. - Our next stop...
- ... with her talent.Copy !req
860. will be Retford.
Please rememberCopy !req
861. to take
all your belongings...Copy !req
862. I don't think it's hard.Copy !req
863. with you,
and place any rubbish...Copy !req
864. - Part of the politics.
- ... into the bins provided.Copy !req
865. Ticket barriers
are in operation,Copy !req
866. so please
keep your tickets ready.Copy !req
867. Ticket, please.Copy !req
868. Thank you.Copy !req
869. Ticket, please.Copy !req
870. Ticket, love?Copy !req
871. Ticket!Copy !req
872. Uh, I don't have a ticket.Copy !req
873. Okay.Copy !req
874. Let's turn this up to 11.Copy !req
875. Whoa.Copy !req
876. He awaits us, Jimmies.Copy !req
877. Howzat.Copy !req
878. Yeah!Copy !req
879. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
880. Yeah!Copy !req
881. Yes!Copy !req
882. Howzat?Copy !req
883. Fingers?Copy !req
884. Fingers...Copy !req
885. approach.Copy !req
886. Approach.Copy !req
887. Behold, you...Copy !req
888. are the fingers
of my right hand.Copy !req
889. Your dark radiance
blackens even sunlight.Copy !req
890. Pride moves inside meCopy !req
891. like maggots
in the corpse of Christ.Copy !req
892. Kneel.Copy !req
893. Not you, my son.Copy !req
894. You must stand.Copy !req
895. We are grateful
for this audience, Father.Copy !req
896. My time is eternal.Copy !req
897. But your time
with me is short.Copy !req
898. We understand, Great One.Copy !req
899. We shall not
outstay our welcome.Copy !req
900. Uh, but before we leave,Copy !req
901. do you have any
specific instruction for us?Copy !req
902. I do.Copy !req
903. Please, do tell.Copy !req
904. I command you to continue
with your infernal mission.Copy !req
905. Continue
our infernal mission.Copy !req
906. Continue skinning
and disembowelingCopy !req
907. the mewling souls
of your kingdom.Copy !req
908. Defiling their bodies,Copy !req
909. making their agony
into sacrament,Copy !req
910. making their screams
echo into the skies.Copy !req
911. That is your command, Father?Copy !req
912. Yes.Copy !req
913. And what other
commandments do you have?Copy !req
914. That the fingers must
always obey you, my son.Copy !req
915. Obey me. Your son.Copy !req
916. Without any question or doubt.Copy !req
917. Submit always
and immediately to my will,Copy !req
918. without any trace
of pause or insolence.Copy !req
919. Without any fucking backchat.Copy !req
920. And what is your final
commandment, my king?Copy !req
921. Father, what is your
final commandment?Copy !req
922. You are to grow
the number of your fingers.Copy !req
923. Grow the fingers
from a fist...Copy !req
924. into two fists.Copy !req
925. And then five! And then 100.Copy !req
926. And then 1,000!Copy !req
927. So that no community
in Hell's kingdomCopy !req
928. can be guarded
against our charity!Copy !req
929. Father, we hear you,
and shall obey.Copy !req
930. Rise, Jimmies.Copy !req
931. We now take our leave.Copy !req
932. Wait.Copy !req
933. - Wait?
- Wait.Copy !req
934. Spike?Copy !req
935. I have one more command.Copy !req
936. One more command?
Nope. No, Father.Copy !req
937. I don't think so. Uh...Copy !req
938. Continue our work,
grow stronger, obey me.Copy !req
939. I'm pretty sure that was it.Copy !req
940. No. There is one more.Copy !req
941. Really?Copy !req
942. And what would that
new command be, precisely?Copy !req
943. I require...Copy !req
944. a sacrifice.Copy !req
945. A... A sacrifice?Copy !req
946. Of whom?Copy !req
947. You remember the church,
my only son.Copy !req
948. Yes.Copy !req
949. Then you remember Christ.Copy !req
950. God's only son.Copy !req
951. Uh-huh.Copy !req
952. And you know that in order...Copy !req
953. for God's only sonCopy !req
954. to ascendCopy !req
955. and take his place
by his father's side...Copy !req
956. Christ...Copy !req
957. was first required
to be crucified.Copy !req
958. You are my only son, Jimmy.Copy !req
959. Jimmy, Jimmy...Copy !req
960. I am your God.Copy !req
961. I require the same.Copy !req
962. You require me
to be crucified?Copy !req
963. Yes.Copy !req
964. And who's gonna bang me
onto that cross?Copy !req
965. They are.Copy !req
966. Oh, no.Copy !req
967. You fiend.Copy !req
968. You properly turned
the tables around on me.Copy !req
969. Slow down, Jimmy Ink!Copy !req
970. I know you're itching
to make your move.Copy !req
971. But before you do,
one question.Copy !req
972. D'you really think this
gangly old fucker is Satan?Copy !req
973. And if he is...Copy !req
974. could I do this?Copy !req
975. - Ha!
- Kelson.Copy !req
976. Kelson.Copy !req
977. I don't understand.
What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
978. - Who's the devil?
- I am, Jimmy.Copy !req
979. Me.Copy !req
980. Now, commandeer
this treacherous cunt.Copy !req
981. - But...
- Fucking no "but"!Copy !req
982. Do it! Now! Or I'll break
your fucking neck!Copy !req
983. - No!
- Jimmy, don't do it.Copy !req
984. No!Copy !req
985. Howzat?Copy !req
986. Kelson...Copy !req
987. - I'm sorry.
- It's okay, Spike.Copy !req
988. It's okay.Copy !req
989. Wait, you two
know each other?Copy !req
990. Yes.Copy !req
991. You're not Old Nick.Copy !req
992. No.Copy !req
993. Nothing is...Copy !req
994. No one is.Copy !req
995. There's just us.Copy !req
996. You put on a good show.Copy !req
997. Thank you.Copy !req
998. I don't mean to make
your night any worse,Copy !req
999. but I don't think
you're gonna survive that.Copy !req
1000. I know.Copy !req
1001. Why didn't you just let
well leave?Copy !req
1002. We were going.Copy !req
1003. You would've been all right.Copy !req
1004. Suddenly, I saw it was youCopy !req
1005. behind the mask, Spike.Copy !req
1006. And I...Copy !req
1007. I think you've
suffered enough.Copy !req
1008. Old Nick or not,Copy !req
1009. there's still one last thing
I could do for ya.Copy !req
1010. Obey that last command.Copy !req
1011. Spike, is it?Copy !req
1012. Kellie.Copy !req
1013. Come on. Let's get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1014. I can't hear
his voice anymore.Copy !req
1015. Ian.Copy !req
1016. Why can't I hear his voice?Copy !req
1017. I want my mum.Copy !req
1018. Oh, God.Copy !req
1019. Over here.Copy !req
1020. Kelson.Copy !req
1021. Samson.Copy !req
1022. Thank you.Copy !req
1023. Memento mori.Copy !req
1024. Father!Copy !req
1025. Father.Copy !req
1026. Father?Copy !req
1027. Father...Copy !req
1028. why have you forsaken me?Copy !req
1029. Why have you forsaken me?Copy !req
1030. Father.Copy !req
1031. In the Second World War,Copy !req
1032. instead of
bankrupting Germany,Copy !req
1033. the world helped it rebuild.
Likewise, Japan.Copy !req
1034. So within a generation,Copy !req
1035. they had recovered
into economiesCopy !req
1036. that outstripped
most of their victors.Copy !req
1037. And that was fair?Copy !req
1038. Sam, think.Copy !req
1039. It's better than fair.
It's desirable.Copy !req
1040. Why help your defeated enemy?Copy !req
1041. Because the enforced
bankruptcyCopy !req
1042. of the enemy
after World War ICopy !req
1043. was the reasonCopy !req
1044. for World War II.Copy !req
1045. '48, Churchill.Copy !req
1046. Uh,
"Those who forget historyCopy !req
1047. "are doomed to repeat it."Copy !req
1048. Wait, say again?Copy !req
1049. "Those who forget history
are doomed to repeat it."Copy !req
1050. Yes. Very good.Copy !req
1051. So...Copy !req
1052. then this becomes
a kind of a cornerstoneCopy !req
1053. of European post-war
political philosophy.Copy !req
1054. To never forget. To...Copy !req
1055. To make it the ideas
that go bankrupt.Copy !req
1056. Fascism, nationalism,
populism, totally dismantled.Copy !req
1057. Never to return.Copy !req
1058. So how does that applyCopy !req
1059. to the economic landscape
of post-Soviet Russia?Copy !req
1060. Well, Sam,
I'm just saying thatCopy !req
1061. if that were to come up
in the exam tomorrow...Copy !req
1062. you might get marked higherCopy !req
1063. if you use the Weimar Republic
as a reference.Copy !req
1064. If it comes up in the exam?Copy !req
1065. Dad, you're setting the exam.Copy !req
1066. I'm saying no more.Copy !req
1067. What was that?Copy !req
1068. What?Copy !req
1069. Listen.Copy !req
1070. Remember what to do?Copy !req
1071. Yeah.Copy !req
1072. There.Copy !req
1073. Oh, shit.
What is it?Copy !req
1074. They're chasing someone.
Two people.Copy !req
1075. Here, here, here.Copy !req
1076. Do we help them?Copy !req
1077. Dad? Do we help them?Copy !req
1078. Of course we do.Copy !req
1079. Okay, let's go, let's go.Copy !req