1. 'O birds, you are all over this world'Copy !req
2. 'You have spread your wings
right up to Heaven'Copy !req
3. 'Our earth and our skies
abound in these birds'Copy !req
4. 'Feathered creatures of our world!'Copy !req
5. Any idea what to ask?Copy !req
6. 'Vanakkam'Copy !req
7. We are from Excel Engineering collegeCopy !req
8. Robotic research studentsCopy !req
9. We've got an appointment
to meet Dr VaseegaranCopy !req
10. Please come inCopy !req
11. Dude, soooper hyperbola!Copy !req
12. Excuse me
You are-Copy !req
13. I am Dr Vaseegaran's assistantCopy !req
14. - Your name
- NilaCopy !req
15. - Beauuuutiful!
- ThanksCopy !req
16. Nila... moon!Copy !req
17. What?Copy !req
18. It's a lie to say
there's no gravity in the moonCopy !req
19. - Why?
- You are such a magnetic force!Copy !req
20. Your laughter can be my ringtone!Copy !req
21. Can I have your number?Copy !req
22. 11423879Copy !req
23. Enough! The whole floor is slippery!Copy !req
24. Hello, sirCopy !req
25. Please sit downCopy !req
26. Doctor, we are mechatronic studentsCopy !req
27. Professor Mithra told us you have
created a new humanoid robotCopy !req
28. - Can we take a look at that?
- SureCopy !req
29. This is the new robot I have createdCopy !req
30. Project NilaCopy !req
31. Nice, intelligent, lovely assistantCopy !req
32. Humanoid X12 2018 modelCopy !req
33. Quantum Core MilleniaCopy !req
34. X12 5D Extreme processorCopy !req
35. Unlimited Cloud memoryCopy !req
36. 1 Tera hertz speedCopy !req
37. Built in simulated AmygdalaCopy !req
38. This is her MPU
Memory and Power UnitCopy !req
39. Works like our heartCopy !req
40. MPU!Copy !req
41. Synthetic skinCopy !req
42. Ultra realistic humanoidCopy !req
43. You are such a magnetic force!Copy !req
44. What about that phone #?Copy !req
45. - Is she also like Chitti, doctor?
- NoCopy !req
46. Created adhering to Asimov's laws
this is a domestic purpose robotCopy !req
47. You can treat her as your friend,
secretary and caretakerCopy !req
48. She will be of help to mankind
in all ways and alwaysCopy !req
49. Does it have feelings, doctor?Copy !req
50. Yes, pre programmed,
customizable, controlled feelingsCopy !req
51. Is there any chance for Chitti
to resurface again, doctor?Copy !req
52. All our present scientific inventions
in the beginning were opposed as dangerousCopy !req
53. And labelled as null and voidCopy !req
54. Bound by timeCopy !req
55. It became a necessity
in the ensuing yearsCopy !req
56. Chitti will also be a pre requisite one dayCopy !req
57. Dot!Copy !req
58. - Hey Nikita
- Go to hell!Copy !req
59. Bulb! Serves you right!Copy !req
60. Nikita, hear me outCopy !req
61. I acted as if I was flirting with her
just to make you see redCopy !req
62. - As if I didn't know she's a robot?
- 'Get lost, liar!'Copy !req
63. My Barbie doll
My Snow White princess!Copy !req
64. 'Shut up and hang up!'Copy !req
65. Believe me, I've booked
an Apple watch for your birthdayCopy !req
66. Sushma, Moksha has got
a new Collection todayCopy !req
67. You eat and then I'll come over, okay?Copy !req
68. My flight was delayed
Inform the clients, I'll be there by-Copy !req
69. When I get back from work
I chat with my family nonstop!Copy !req
70. We spend quality time you knowCopy !req
71. You bloody swine!Copy !req
72. Harith, can I have my phone?Copy !req
73. Daddy has to make an important callCopy !req
74. Give me the phoneCopy !req
75. Don't cry... hereCopy !req
76. I didn't do anythingCopy !req
77. What is the bid today
in our chit fund?Copy !req
78. Can get Rs 3000Copy !req
79. What is this?Copy !req
80. Make 'rasam' and potato curry
for dinner, enoughCopy !req
81. Grandpa!Copy !req
82. 'Residing in all of that as Me'Copy !req
83. 'So that Me through this Me'Copy !req
84. 'Talking to Me'Copy !req
85. Dude, this must be
our principal's handiwork!Copy !req
86. Where are you, dear?Copy !req
87. Coming to the terrace?Copy !req
88. What happened?Copy !req
89. Our project manager and
prickly 'Jackfruit' AshaCopy !req
90. are hand and glove in thisCopy !req
91. That's why he promoted her
and sent her abroad on siteCopy !req
92. He went to get the bore-well man
No sign of him stillCopy !req
93. Tomorrow is Mahavir Jayanthi
All the shops will be closedCopy !req
94. Buy our stuff tonight, okay?Copy !req
95. This phone has 4G, Wifi, Bluetooth
plus dual Sim capacityCopy !req
96. I'm in Ranganathan street,
jam packed with men all aroundCopy !req
97. Danger
Girlfriend callingCopy !req
98. - Hi Sana
- 'Hi scientist sir'Copy !req
99. 'Wonder of wonders
You picked my call?'Copy !req
100. - Sorry, Sana
- 'How many calls?'Copy !req
101. 'Can't you even pick my call?
Are you that busy?'Copy !req
102. 'Just for your sake I'm 10,000 km away
and studying here like a lunatic'Copy !req
103. 'Under the pretext of working on
your project, are you flirting with Nila?'Copy !req
104. That's a robot, SanaCopy !req
105. 'But a female doll, right?'Copy !req
106. Don't be mad at me, honeyCopy !req
107. 'I called you 112 times!'Copy !req
108. I'll accept your punishment
and kiss you 112 timesCopy !req
109. 'No need 112'Copy !req
110. 'Just 1 phone-kiss, let me see'Copy !req
111. Mua-Copy !req
112. Flying kiss?Copy !req
113. Sir, where should I complain
to retrieve my mobile?Copy !req
114. All of them are waiting too!
Go and stand in the queueCopy !req
115. How can a cell phone fly?
And where will it go?Copy !req
116. Who is behind all this?
What is the reason?Copy !req
117. 'Is a whole gang behind this
or just an individual?'Copy !req
118. 'This is scary'Copy !req
119. Is this a sign our world
will perish as people claim?Copy !req
120. Like the ozone hole there is
a black hole in the sky it seemsCopy !req
121. It has sucked all the phones I believeCopy !req
122. Yov! Shut up, manCopy !req
123. You're talking as if it's a drainage holeCopy !req
124. I'm in the share market
My job is dependent on cell phonesCopy !req
125. Life is absolutely boring
without WhatsApp and selfiesCopy !req
126. As soon as I wake up
I take my mobile to the looCopy !req
127. I feel I've lost my hand now!Copy !req
128. My husband is working in QatarCopy !req
129. Our long distance romance
is only through cell phoneCopy !req
130. I've saved my mom's # as 'Amma'
I don't even know her landline # nowCopy !req
131. I've stored my bank account #,
ATM pin #, password, the whole worksCopy !req
132. It has personal videos and photos
of my girlfriend and meCopy !req
133. What if they are uploaded
on an adult site?Copy !req
134. Excuse me, is there a separate section
for Android phones?Copy !req
135. For sure! It has been opened
in Parthasarathy temple, go thereCopy !req
136. Sir, I'm very sentimental
about this cell phoneCopy !req
137. Do something, sirCopy !req
138. How can I take this as a complaint?Copy !req
139. - Get lost!
- Sir, pleaseCopy !req
140. I had hooked my wedding chain
on my mobile, sirCopy !req
141. I lost that tooCopy !req
142. 10 sovereign
Pure gold, sirCopy !req
143. No wife to nag, no phone bills
to pay, why don't you relax?Copy !req
144. God will be appeased if you do
a redemption ritual in Thirunallar, sirCopy !req
145. You and your silly superstitions!Copy !req
146. Commissioner sir asked me to meet youCopy !req
147. I'll take care, sirCopy !req
148. Thank youCopy !req
149. Telecom minister is on the lineCopy !req
150. Sir, even our chief minister
has lost his mobileCopy !req
151. He is on another lineCopy !req
152. Your secretary is right here
I'll handle it, sirCopy !req
153. Sir, minister's phone-Copy !req
154. I've embedded precious stones all overCopy !req
155. 0.25 karat, sirCopy !req
156. 526 stones, sirCopy !req
157. Cost 20 million, sirCopy !req
158. Somehow retrieve it for us, sirCopy !req
159. OkayCopy !req
160. He's chief technical officer of BSNLCopy !req
161. RamasubramaniamCopy !req
162. I heard you're tracking with Sim cardCopy !req
163. - What happened, sir?
- It isn't our Govt network aloneCopy !req
164. All the other networks too
are unable to track even 1 phone, sirCopy !req
165. All the cell phones
have been switched offCopy !req
166. Every single phone in the city is missingCopy !req
167. How can all of them
be switched off?Copy !req
168. How is this possible, sir?Copy !req
169. 'Vanakkam
Headlines'Copy !req
170. 'Cell phones vanish into thin air
People in panic mode'Copy !req
171. 'Police department puzzled'Copy !req
172. 'Chief secretary calls
a special panel to discuss'Copy !req
173. 'So, doc, I think
you know the situation'Copy !req
174. What is this?Copy !req
175. What is this phenomenon?Copy !req
176. This is strangeCopy !req
177. I've checked all the NASA studies
and Interpol recordsCopy !req
178. No one has recorded such an event
anywhere in the worldCopy !req
179. There is no scientific explanation
so far for this rare occurrenceCopy !req
180. It is so obviousCopy !req
181. This is a terrorist attackCopy !req
182. They are planning something large-scaleCopy !req
183. If we can't come up with a reasonCopy !req
184. it's our habit to blame
either God or terrorists, right?Copy !req
185. Can it be the handiwork of aliens
from a different planet maybe?Copy !req
186. No, sirCopy !req
187. According to ISRO reportsCopy !req
188. no new movements or alien activities
have been recorded in spaceCopy !req
189. Can it be a conspiracy by some
international company in the same field?Copy !req
190. I mean, wipe out the present
telephone technologyCopy !req
191. And bring in a new
scientific know-howCopy !req
192. This is a public displayCopy !req
193. In just 2 days, all the mobiles in the city
flying in mid air like sparrowsCopy !req
194. There isn't any technology
like this as far as I knowCopy !req
195. May be someone we know here
who botched up a lousy robot earlierCopy !req
196. Some crank scientistCopy !req
197. is messing up with some other invention
in the name of novelty, who knows!Copy !req
198. Who is this?Copy !req
199. Late Mr Bohra
AIRD directorCopy !req
200. His son
Dhinendra BohraCopy !req
201. Scientist, he's also in AIRD
as senior directorCopy !req
202. On the day all the cell phones went missingCopy !req
203. data from INSAT 3D weather satelliteCopy !req
204. And GSAT 16 communication satelliteCopy !req
205. This is the visualizationCopy !req
206. All these dots are cell phonesCopy !req
207. After a certain distance
the dots vanish into thin airCopy !req
208. Cell phones haven't crossed
the troposphereCopy !req
209. That is, not crossed
10 km above sea levelCopy !req
210. If you take the distance into accountCopy !req
211. not crossed a radius
of 200 km beyond ChennaiCopy !req
212. They are all missing
within this sphere somewhereCopy !req
213. We are aware of only 4 forcesCopy !req
214. Gravity, electromagnetic,
strong nuclear, weak nuclearCopy !req
215. These 4 won't attract mobile forceCopy !req
216. I believe this can be
explained scientificallyCopy !req
217. Dot!Copy !req
218. I believe all the phones in this shop
broke the glass panes and flew outCopy !req
219. Where is the lorry
with the consignment?Copy !req
220. - 'Crossed Nagari'
- Doomed!Copy !req
221. Not yet crossed Andhra border?Copy !req
222. We've advertised
tomorrow's saleCopy !req
223. No one has a cell phone in the cityCopy !req
224. They will make a beeline to our shop
like devotees in the temple at TirupatiCopy !req
225. 'Don't worry, it will be
delivered at 4:00 a.m'Copy !req
226. You've been saying this
like a broken record!Copy !req
227. "I am a modern girl with wanderlust"Copy !req
228. Bro, what is that deafening sound?Copy !req
229. Songs nowadays are only like this!Copy !req
230. Bro...?Copy !req
231. Someone is digging
with a crowbar in our vanCopy !req
232. We have only cartons
with cell phones in thereCopy !req
233. Call me, as soon as
the truck reaches hereCopy !req
234. Have you asked
for police protection?Copy !req
235. Paid them, the cops will
be here by 5:00 a.mCopy !req
236. What if all the cell phones we get
for our sale tomorrow fly away?Copy !req
237. It means we are jinxed
beyond redemptionCopy !req
238. Not only for us
For the entire cityCopy !req
239. Lord Muruga
Fountain of knowledgeCopy !req
240. Bless everyone with Your graceCopy !req
241. Wha... what is that noise?Copy !req
242. 'The truck has arrived, sir'Copy !req
243. Who is that?Copy !req
244. 'Arumugam, sir'Copy !req
245. 'You asked me to call you
as soon as the truck arrives, right?'Copy !req
246. - Where?
- 'To your house of course'Copy !req
247. Please cooperateCopy !req
248. Go backCopy !req
249. - Commissioner Rajendran asked me to come
- Please come inCopy !req
250. There is no evidence of human presence
in Jayanth Kumar's murderCopy !req
251. As the deceased is a cell phone merchantCopy !req
252. he wanted you to check for cluesCopy !req
253. His family members were on a pilgrimageCopy !req
254. He was all aloneCopy !req
255. The servants are not aware of anythingCopy !req
256. No fingerprint or footprintCopy !req
257. He died exploding
to minuuute piecesCopy !req
258. But there is no evidence
of explosives whatsoeverCopy !req
259. He had advertised in the papers
about his Mobile Sale in his shopCopy !req
260. The truck carrying the load
met with an accidentCopy !req
261. The entire load went missingCopy !req
262. Nothing makes sense, sirCopy !req
263. Someone or something doesn't like
the presence of cell phones hereCopy !req
264. This is silicon, enamel and
polycarbonate dust of 1000s of mobilesCopy !req
265. Different brands
manufactured on different datesCopy !req
266. Will you believe me if I say
Jayanth Kumar was killed by cell phones?Copy !req
267. A cell phone is an assassin?Copy !req
268. What do you mean, sir?Copy !req
269. All the missing cell phones
have landed hereCopy !req
270. How did these phones come here?Copy !req
271. Where did they go?
We should find outCopy !req
272. Dot!Copy !req
273. 'Hello scientist, what a surprise!
You've called of your own accord'Copy !req
274. Sana, I think you would've heard of
all the cell phones disappearing hereCopy !req
275. To trace them, I've fixed a tracker
in my old phone and I've activated itCopy !req
276. 'Oh! So am I the guinea pig?'Copy !req
277. Not like that, Sana, my phone flew away
before I could send my kisses!Copy !req
278. That's why, I thought
I could specially-Copy !req
279. 'After 3 days, huh?'Copy !req
280. 'What happened to your landline?
Why didn't you call from that #?'Copy !req
281. Phone was engaged, SanaCopy !req
282. 'Don't pull a fast one'Copy !req
283. 'Accept you don't remember my #'Copy !req
284. 'Out of sight, out of mind!'Copy !req
285. 'Now your whole world is Nila'Copy !req
286. She's just like a laptopCopy !req
287. 'You bet she's on your lap
and you're coddling her 24x7!'Copy !req
288. - 'A duet on top of all this!'
- Shut up!Copy !req
289. 'If I speak the truth,
should I shut up?'Copy !req
290. Stop nagging meCopy !req
291. This phone may also fly away!Copy !req
292. Mu-Copy !req
293. Gone with the wind!Copy !req
294. Hey! You're watching too much TV!Copy !req
295. Nila, activate EMRCopy !req
296. Activating EMRCopy !req
297. What is happening?
Are they looking for a bomb?Copy !req
298. - You search that side
- Okay, bossCopy !req
299. Thanks, NilaCopy !req
300. Why thank a laptop?Copy !req
301. They are discussing about
your issue inside, waitCopy !req
302. Sir, Onicel owner Manoj Lulla is comingCopy !req
303. He's such a pain!Copy !req
304. Good morningCopy !req
305. - Is he in?
- Yes, ji, go in, jiCopy !req
306. 2G...!Copy !req
307. Talk to you laterCopy !req
308. - Please sit down
- I don't need any pacifyingCopy !req
309. What are you up to?
Does a Govt exist or not?Copy !req
310. Look, Mr LullaCopy !req
311. Govt and God are one and the sameCopy !req
312. If you believe, they exist
If not, they don'tCopy !req
313. But you ensure your palms
are greased promptly, eh?Copy !req
314. Without exception it has snatched
all my cell phone towersCopy !req
315. Destroyed all the microwave emittersCopy !req
316. Not just yours, sirCopy !req
317. Microwave emitters of all other
networks have been destroyed tooCopy !req
318. Uprooted the vendors' towers
they had rented as wellCopy !req
319. Everyone is in a state of shock
You saw them, right?Copy !req
320. What should I see?Copy !req
321. My loss runs in millionsCopy !req
322. If this continues, in 3 months
I'll be in the streetsCopy !req
323. We are watching
from all anglesCopy !req
324. Not enough if you just watchCopy !req
325. We've paid through our nose for you
and your party during the electionCopy !req
326. You should be standing out in the open
with your arms stretched like a towerCopy !req
327. Don't get tenseCopy !req
328. This isn't your problem aloneCopy !req
329. It concerns our national securityCopy !req
330. Everybody is perplexed
and in a state of panicCopy !req
331. Yesterday in our cabinet meeting
we've requested military aidCopy !req
332. Even if you need a battalion
to guard each tower, we'll do itCopy !req
333. Don't worryCopy !req
334. Don't think you can appease me
like how you tackle the general publicCopy !req
335. I give you 1 week grace timeCopy !req
336. By then things should
go back to normalcyCopy !req
337. I must start my business againCopy !req
338. Otherwise the next upload in Wiki Leaks...Copy !req
339. will be yours!Copy !req
340. 5th forceCopy !req
341. The scientific world is still into
extensive research about this forceCopy !req
342. The way it works
How to measure itCopy !req
343. Our knowledge is zilchCopy !req
344. This could be the 1st evidence
for the existence of the 5th forceCopy !req
345. We can't explain this force based
on our knowledge of scienceCopy !req
346. Using the amenities at our disposalCopy !req
347. we can't combat it eitherCopy !req
348. That's why we've requested
our military to step inCopy !req
349. Sir, it's a huge forceCopy !req
350. I saw it with my own eyesCopy !req
351. If you ask the military
to combat itCopy !req
352. you will only face
enormous loss of lifeCopy !req
353. What should we do then?Copy !req
354. To combat it effectively
we need a super powerCopy !req
355. We need exceptional intelligenceCopy !req
356. We need a man with
the boon of immortalityCopy !req
357. A man who will never die?Copy !req
358. Does a person like that exist?Copy !req
359. ChittiCopy !req
360. The Robot!Copy !req
361. We must reactivate himCopy !req
362. Dot...!Copy !req
363. I'm waitingCopy !req
364. No... impossibleCopy !req
365. It's against law, sirCopy !req
366. Our court has banned that robotCopy !req
367. Has been dismantled tooCopy !req
368. It went out of control
and killed many livesCopy !req
369. Immense loss of property as wellCopy !req
370. You are all well awareCopy !req
371. if we bring it backCopy !req
372. it won't dieCopy !req
373. It will massacre all of usCopy !req
374. Everyone is aware who was responsible
for that robot's drastic changeCopy !req
375. This time I'll ensure
such a blunder does not occurCopy !req
376. Sir, this is Mr Vaseegaran's conspiracyCopy !req
377. He wants to use this critical situation
and reactivate his inventionCopy !req
378. He wants to make money by
selling it to multinational companiesCopy !req
379. Now you decideCopy !req
380. Have we assembled here
to save the people?Copy !req
381. Or for Vaseegaran's advertising?Copy !req
382. Okay, so you come up with a solutionCopy !req
383. Let's... think about itCopy !req
384. That's why we are hereCopy !req
385. Sir, my suggestion is based
purely on good intentionsCopy !req
386. This is the start
of an apocalypseCopy !req
387. If we don't prevent it now, we'll be
wiped out en masse, only Chitti can save usCopy !req
388. Mr VaseegaranCopy !req
389. We can't flout a court order blatantlyCopy !req
390. The process required
to do so is very tediousCopy !req
391. I must pass an ordinance
in the ParliamentCopy !req
392. Opposition parties should cooperateCopy !req
393. - Not possible
- It is possible, sirCopy !req
394. A minister can easily take
some emergency decisionsCopy !req
395. We can convince the court
by explaining in detail laterCopy !req
396. Such a rule existsCopy !req
397. But if that robot kills some people?Copy !req
398. Who will take the responsibility?Copy !req
399. Should I?Copy !req
400. Or our minister?Copy !req
401. - Such a situation won't arise, sir
- Why not?Copy !req
402. That's a machineCopy !req
403. We can't predict
when it may screw upCopy !req
404. If it does something drastic
I'll be held responsibleCopy !req
405. Let's forget ChittiCopy !req
406. Suggest some other optionCopy !req
407. Military is the only other feasible optionCopy !req
408. Let's go ahead with thatCopy !req
409. Request and the order
will be released by todayCopy !req
410. Do the needfulCopy !req
411. Hello...?Copy !req
412. SoCopy !req
413. Plan collapsed?Copy !req
414. Dhina, what is all this?Copy !req
415. You are a scientist
You are well awareCopy !req
416. Of courseCopy !req
417. But I won't let it happenCopy !req
418. I'll never allow you to bring
that nitwit Chitti back to lifeCopy !req
419. What do you have against me?Copy !req
420. You murdered my dadCopy !req
421. Me...?Copy !req
422. That ChittiCopy !req
423. Your alter egoCopy !req
424. That is also you!Copy !req
425. I'll never forget itCopy !req
426. 'Yov! Lulla'Copy !req
427. 'I am the minister, I say'Copy !req
428. 'Your tower is back in its place
You saw it on the way, right?'Copy !req
429. 'All the phones are back in the city'Copy !req
430. 'You can go back
to your business, man'Copy !req
431. Where are you speaking from?Copy !req
432. 'Right here'Copy !req
433. I got drenched to the skin
No phone to even call GopalCopy !req
434. Even I got stranded
near Taramani-Copy !req
435. Nila, go upCopy !req
436. Hack it open, NilaCopy !req
437. Boss, according to my rules
hacking is illegalCopy !req
438. Isn't this wrong?Copy !req
439. This will come under ethical hacking
Exception... do what I sayCopy !req
440. I understand, bossCopy !req
441. 'If a handful of people benefit'Copy !req
442. '... nothing is wrong', right?Copy !req
443. Where did you get
this 'Nayagan' dialog from?Copy !req
444. I should know all that humans likeCopy !req
445. As per your adaptive learning
you've programmed in meCopy !req
446. Human beings have
only 4 preferencesCopy !req
447. TV, Cinema, food and gossipCopy !req
448. Easy!Copy !req
449. "Iron heart sprouting for the 1st time?"Copy !req
450. "Is it an invitation of first love divine?"Copy !req
451. "Iron heart blossoming for the 1st time?"Copy !req
452. Shut up!Copy !req
453. 'Leaving from airport
Battalion #121 proceeding to spot'Copy !req
454. Entire state is under military controlCopy !req
455. People need not panicCopy !req
456. Technology related to cell phone
networks in all the placesCopy !req
457. is being attended to
on a war-front emergency basisCopy !req
458. With military protection...Copy !req
459. arrangements have been made
to restart sales of cell phonesCopy !req
460. Very soon, people can start
using their cell phones as usualCopy !req
461. - Hey, Balu
- Sir...?Copy !req
462. Call the minister and ask him
to provide us military protectionCopy !req
463. We have 4 police vans
round the clock stationed here, sirCopy !req
464. If you look at the 303 rifles they have
even street dogs won't be scaredCopy !req
465. We need AK 47, manCopy !req
466. You saw how Manoj Lulla whom we met
2 days ago was squeezed like juice, right?Copy !req
467. I was the one who signed the order
to revive cell phone service in the cityCopy !req
468. Looking at the current situation
looks like I'll be the next juice!Copy !req
469. Call for the military immediatelyCopy !req
470. Juice for you, my dearCopy !req
471. - Is security in position?
- We've assigned 2 men, sirCopy !req
472. - Enough strength in front?
- Yes, sirCopy !req
473. 'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert'Copy !req
474. 'Attack in Porur
Company on high alert'Copy !req
475. SIR!Copy !req
476. Sir...!Copy !req
477. Aiya...!Copy !req
478. What happened?Copy !req
479. That cell phone gang uprooted
all the towers in PorurCopy !req
480. Wiped out our military force it seems, sirCopy !req
481. No one knows where
that horde has vanished nowCopy !req
482. Yov! Porur is quite close to this placeCopy !req
483. Double the protection
round our houseCopy !req
484. A whole battalion is alert, sirCopy !req
485. Ask them to shut all gates,
doors and windowsCopy !req
486. Not even the smallest hole
should be exposedCopy !req
487. Sir, everything has been closed
Including the computer's Windows!Copy !req
488. They are throwing stones at usCopy !req
489. Sir, this isn't a stone
It's your cell phoneCopy !req
490. Your missing cell phone
Come and see for yourselfCopy !req
491. 'True that!'Copy !req
492. All the precious stones are intactCopy !req
493. How can you underestimate a minister?Copy !req
494. Technology is in the palm of my hands!Copy !req
495. That's why it has got scared
and returned only my mobile!Copy !req
496. Who is this 'Unni Krishnan' calling?Copy !req
497. It's an unknown #, sirCopy !req
498. Good morningCopy !req
499. Yov! Call the militaryCopy !req
500. - Ask them to shoot this sparrow
- Okay, sirCopy !req
501. Go... go... goCopy !req
502. Get out!Copy !req
503. Sir, this way pleaseCopy !req
504. - How is Mr Vairamoorthy?
- Critical, sirCopy !req
505. He's unable to breatheCopy !req
506. - Something is blocking his windpipe
- What is it?Copy !req
507. Don't know exactly, sirCopy !req
508. His secretary is equally dumbfoundedCopy !req
509. - Did you scan his body?
- We did, sirCopy !req
510. All the reports are normalCopy !req
511. But he is unable to breathe, sirCopy !req
512. - What happened, doctor?
- He is no moreCopy !req
513. Whaat?Copy !req
514. Phone... phoneCopy !req
515. All the phones flew away, sirCopy !req
516. Landline, manCopy !req
517. Hello, I am Home minister
Vijay Kumar speakingCopy !req
518. Activate that robot Chitti immediatelyCopy !req
519. TodayCopy !req
520. Right nowCopy !req
521. How can you ask as if you're ordering
'idli' and 'vada' as Take away?Copy !req
522. It is a ban by the court, sirCopy !req
523. I can't flout the rules of the courtCopy !req
524. I'll handle all those formalitiesCopy !req
525. 1st activate Chitti at onceCopy !req
526. How is it possible immediately?Copy !req
527. An ordinance has to be
passed in the ParliamentCopy !req
528. 'The Opposition has to cooperate'Copy !req
529. The process is extremely complicated, sirCopy !req
530. 40 members of the Parliament
will favor us, sirCopy !req
531. I'll handle all thatCopy !req
532. It's a machine, sirCopy !req
533. We don't know when it will malfunctionCopy !req
534. Who will shoulder the responsibility
if it kills someone? You or me?Copy !req
535. Yov! Don't seek revenge
oblivious of time or situationCopy !req
536. It went into our Telecom minister's mouthCopy !req
537. God knows which part of me it will targetCopy !req
538. I'll take all the responsibilityCopy !req
539. Satisfied?Copy !req
540. Dot!Copy !req
541. I came here at midnight
There was a queue right thenCopy !req
542. I haven't got the phone as yet
and she wants me to top up!Copy !req
543. Without cell phones, our life is like
'A Few Pages Missing In The Middle'Copy !req
544. Okay, what if the cell phones
fly away again?Copy !req
545. I'm as sharp as a needle, you seeCopy !req
546. Take a lookCopy !req
547. You've fixed it like the chained tumbler
in the railway station!Copy !req
548. Sir, for a while I was
so relaxed without cell phonesCopy !req
549. No ringtones to bug me daily
I'm lifting my head to see the worldCopy !req
550. I talk to my children
I visit my friends face to faceCopy !req
551. - Great feeling, eh?
- Then why the hell is he here?Copy !req
552. What to do?
A cell phone is like one's wifeCopy !req
553. Damn if she exists
Darn if she doesn't!Copy !req
554. Become a habit!Copy !req
555. Yes!Copy !req
556. Chitti, you're back?Copy !req
557. The way I fell I thought
my skull will blow to bitsCopy !req
558. Thank you, ChittiCopy !req
559. Holy crow!Copy !req
560. Chitti to ControlCopy !req
561. - 'Control to Chitti'
- Assemble at TTK road junctionCopy !req
562. What is this?Copy !req
563. Integral space research centreCopy !req
564. That space research centre isn't active nowCopy !req
565. Research is no longer
conducted thereCopy !req
566. Only 2 technicians are leftCopy !req
567. In 1964, head of Atomic Commission
Dr Homi Baba inaugurated this centreCopy !req
568. Call Dr SamCopy !req
569. Hello, Sam hereCopy !req
570. Dr Sam, I'm VasiCopy !req
571. I need this information now, urgentCopy !req
572. What is that space research centre
in sector II Phase XIV?Copy !req
573. Vasi, keep this confidentialCopy !req
574. To find out if life exists
in other planets just like us on earthCopy !req
575. signals are sent from many parts
of the world to outer spaceCopy !req
576. That is one such place
from where signals are sentCopy !req
577. What kind of signals are being sent?Copy !req
578. There are good forces and bad forces
co existing in this worldCopy !req
579. We send only positive signals
to outer spaceCopy !req
580. Because only positive energy
present in spaceCopy !req
581. should be aware
of our presence hereCopy !req
582. Thank you very much, SamCopy !req
583. Chitti, play that visual
in Kirlian modeCopy !req
584. Look at thatCopy !req
585. If that cell phone bird is scared
of the positive signals from the emittersCopy !req
586. there is some negative force
embedded in itCopy !req
587. By negative force
you mean from another planet?Copy !req
588. Freeze itCopy !req
589. No, this is some negative force
present only on our earthCopy !req
590. This is a human faceCopy !req
591. It looks very familiar to meCopy !req
592. Nila, I want all the recent
abnormal events in ThirukazhukundramCopy !req
593. Most importantly
details of the deceased a.s.a.pCopy !req
594. Doctor, this resembles the emitter
we saw in that space research centreCopy !req
595. - Exactly
- What is your plan?Copy !req
596. You know by now
You tell meCopy !req
597. If it is a human negative energy
that is creating the 'mobile' forceCopy !req
598. it has no physical formCopy !req
599. But only the aura
that surrounds the human bodyCopy !req
600. Aura...?Copy !req
601. Atoms in a human body
consist of neutrons and electronsCopy !req
602. The micro photon particles
that emanate from it is called auraCopy !req
603. It is a thin layer around the body
not visible to the human eyeCopy !req
604. Aura of a person who is alive
is charged positiveCopy !req
605. A dead person's aura
will be charged negativeCopy !req
606. We must destroy that negative chargeCopy !req
607. The only way to succeed is to send
a more powerful positive charge towards itCopy !req
608. And neutralize its energyCopy !req
609. Aura of a deceased person
is micro photon minusCopy !req
610. We must send micro photon plusCopy !req
611. Add plus to minus
it becomes zeroCopy !req
612. - Am I right, doctor?
- Exactly, ChittiCopy !req
613. This photon synthesizer
generates micro photon plusCopy !req
614. SeeCopy !req
615. I've created the same positive rays here
similar to the Research centreCopy !req
616. This is 10 times stronger than
any negative energy known to mankindCopy !req
617. We can neutralize
the negative energy for sureCopy !req
618. Wow! GreatCopy !req
619. Boss, here are the details you asked forCopy !req
620. 73 people died last year
in ThirukazhukundramCopy !req
621. Only 18 unnatural deathCopy !req
622. 2 murders
4 suicidesCopy !req
623. Is any death connected to a cell phone?Copy !req
624. A lorry driver died in an accident
using his mobile while drivingCopy !req
625. Because her 'hot' photos
went viral through her mobileCopy !req
626. a girl consumed poisonCopy !req
627. One man died hanging himself
in a cell phone towerCopy !req
628. - Date?
- April 7thCopy !req
629. The next day cell phones started vanishingCopy !req
630. Oh my God!Copy !req
631. Now I'm getting a clearer pictureCopy !req
632. Chitti, immediately
install this in AIRD busCopy !req
633. We are leaving for ThirukazhukundramCopy !req
634. Doctor, we got itCopy !req
635. I found all the phonesCopy !req
636. Nila, bring the bus
to the rear end of the houseCopy !req
637. CHITTI!Copy !req
638. Nila, fix the cryostat, quick!Copy !req
639. My God!Copy !req
640. Pakshi Raja...!Copy !req
641. Nice DPCopy !req
642. This is a war between
the entire mankind and meCopy !req
643. You are not a human beingCopy !req
644. Don't interfereCopy !req
645. - Run away
- Running away isn't in my software at allCopy !req
646. I have been reactivated
only to protect human beingsCopy !req
647. My primary task is to destroy you!Copy !req
648. Pakshi Raja, why are you
so furious with the human race?Copy !req
649. Why are you behaving like this?Copy !req
650. What do you need?Copy !req
651. This is a pied cuckooCopy !req
652. Biological name is Jacobin cuckooCopy !req
653. In Northern India...Copy !req
654. the monsoon season starts
only when this species migratesCopy !req
655. If this species doesn't show up...Copy !req
656. there will be no rainfall
in that year for the entire regionCopy !req
657. Till date no one knows
the mystery behind thisCopy !req
658. Even in our mythology
it is referred as 'rain bird'Copy !req
659. Carry out research on thisCopy !req
660. Sure, sirCopy !req
661. Wow...!Copy !req
662. Sir, your photo is
on the cover pageCopy !req
663. It was published a year agoCopy !req
664. Sir, how did you get
interested in birds?Copy !req
665. Actually the other way about
The birds evinced interest in me!Copy !req
666. 'When I was born
I wasn't breathing'Copy !req
667. 'My body had turned blue'Copy !req
668. 'Even the doctor gave up hope
and said the baby is dead'Copy !req
669. I'll sign and you finish
all the formalitiesCopy !req
670. Get the death certificate
and take the babyCopy !req
671. 'Don't know if it was an accident
or something else'Copy !req
672. 'But everyone exclaimed
it was a huge miracle'Copy !req
673. 'My grandma used to say'Copy !req
674. 'God came in the guise of
a sparrow and resurrected you'Copy !req
675. 'I still remember'Copy !req
676. 'When I was young, early in the morning
the tiny sparrow will fly into my room'Copy !req
677. '... keep chirping cheerfully
and going around the fan in a circle'Copy !req
678. "To the sun's ray at dawn that glitter
a warm welcome your wings you flutter"Copy !req
679. "As the sun slides down yonder deep
you caress the branches to sleep"Copy !req
680. "With your pitter patter dainty feet
'kolam' you draw as an aesthetic treat"Copy !req
681. "Today you make me yearn
To fly like you I want to learn"Copy !req
682. "Flock of birds in flight"Copy !req
683. "I stood listening
to your musical chirping"Copy !req
684. 'I decided right then'Copy !req
685. 'My life will be dedicated
to birds and only birds'Copy !req
686. "Flock of birds in flight"Copy !req
687. "Oho! A flight of birds in sight"Copy !req
688. "I stood listening
to your musical chirping"Copy !req
689. "A host of sparrows
A flight of swallows"Copy !req
690. "I wish to hear
your tweet and twitter"Copy !req
691. "No language or religion, you fly at ease
Any place is your home, as you please"Copy !req
692. "No language, no religion, you roam
You affirm any place is your home"Copy !req
693. "You claim even weeds to be
your kith and kin in reality"Copy !req
694. "You form a swing in mid-air
to play with the wind out there"Copy !req
695. "You make a deep impact in people
to whom laughter isn't easy or simple"Copy !req
696. "My precious life, my cherished creed
A heart like yours is needed indeed"Copy !req
697. "Even if the world is wiped out extensively
an urge to protect you surges effusively"Copy !req
698. "Swiftly on a flying spree
in the skies carefree"Copy !req
699. "Fly without any boundary"Copy !req
700. That's why I studied
ornithology with passionCopy !req
701. I became an ornithology professor tooCopy !req
702. 'Pon ulagaaleero'Copy !req
703. 'Bhuvanam muzhudhaleero'Copy !req
704. 'Nannaya pullinangaal'Copy !req
705. These are lines from
Nammazhwar's ThiruvaimozhiCopy !req
706. This is the meaningCopy !req
707. O' birds, you are all over this worldCopy !req
708. You have spread your wings
right up to HeavenCopy !req
709. Our earth and our skies
abound in these birdsCopy !req
710. When compared to the weight
of the human race on earth...Copy !req
711. weight of the birds en masse
is almost 100 times moreCopy !req
712. Birds eat 1000 times more food
than what humans consumeCopy !req
713. If they didn't feed on wormsCopy !req
714. not even 1 green leaf
will be left on earthCopy !req
715. Human beings won't
get any food at allCopy !req
716. Because insects are
1000 times more than birds!Copy !req
717. So if human beings have to
survive on this earth...Copy !req
718. birds also should be aliveCopy !req
719. Sir, of late birds flocking to
the bird sanctuary in VedanthangalCopy !req
720. has dwindled
What is the reason, sir?Copy !req
721. When I was young, we used to wake up
only to the chirp of sparrowsCopy !req
722. 'You don't get to see any sparrow
in the city nowadays, sir'Copy !req
723. 'Only in 1996...'Copy !req
724. '... cell phones were
introduced in India'Copy !req
725. 'In a gradual and continuous process
birds have decreased only after this'Copy !req
726. 'Particularly sparrows'Copy !req
727. It is called Arctic TernCopy !req
728. This small bird weighing just 50 gmCopy !req
729. migrates every year
from the Arctic regionCopy !req
730. flying 12000 km
to our VedanthangalCopy !req
731. and returnsCopy !req
732. A bird doesn't have a map or radarCopy !req
733. From within its head, it absorbs
all micro rays from the skyCopy !req
734. And using cryptochrome formationCopy !req
735. it steers in the right directionCopy !req
736. 'That is the bird's sole strength'Copy !req
737. Now we've filled the sky with radiation
from numerous cell phone towersCopy !req
738. So the cryptochrome formation
in the bird's head is shatteredCopy !req
739. And eliminated completelyCopy !req
740. 'Not knowing where they are heading'Copy !req
741. '... birds lose their way and
their entire species is becoming extinct'Copy !req
742. 'To the birds, it is equal
to losing their sanity'Copy !req
743. In addition, because of the radiation...Copy !req
744. shells aren't being formed
on the eggs of these birdsCopy !req
745. Their eggs resemble a layer of skinCopy !req
746. The eggs break when
the mother bird is incubatingCopy !req
747. In reality, men also suffer
from these repercussionsCopy !req
748. Above allCopy !req
749. DepressionCopy !req
750. SchizophreniaCopy !req
751. Alzheimer's etc-Copy !req
752. Higher % of mental disorderCopy !req
753. All these symptoms
are obvious right nowCopy !req
754. Mr Pakshi RajanCopy !req
755. What is your solution?Copy !req
756. Why do we use cell phone now?Copy !req
757. Just gossip and trivialitiesCopy !req
758. Let's control thatCopy !req
759. Why do we need so many
cell phones and towers?Copy !req
760. Let us reduce thatCopy !req
761. Let us pass a law as to who, why and
for how long a cell phone can be usedCopy !req
762. Has this chap lost it?
Is he mad?Copy !req
763. Instead of the current high frequency
cell phone technologyCopy !req
764. let us invent
a safer technologyCopy !req
765. Until then let us shut down
90% of the cell phone towers in IndiaCopy !req
766. Please speak a little loudlyCopy !req
767. Sir, please excuse meCopy !req
768. 'Save bird, save earth'Copy !req
769. 'Save bird
Save earth'Copy !req
770. 'Don't kill, don't kill'Copy !req
771. 'Don't kill birds'Copy !req
772. 'Save birds save birds'Copy !req
773. 'Save birds
Save earth'Copy !req
774. 'Don't kill, don't kill'Copy !req
775. 'Don't kill birds'Copy !req
776. 'Stop... stop'Copy !req
777. 'Radiation
Pollution'Copy !req
778. 'Stop... stop'Copy !req
779. 'Radiation Pollution'Copy !req
780. 'Don't kill'Copy !req
781. Are they all jobless?Copy !req
782. When the sun rises, they swing placards
defending dogs, cats, crows and sparrowsCopy !req
783. Can't you chase them?Copy !req
784. 'Refusing to leave, sir
Very insistent about meeting you'Copy !req
785. Tell meCopy !req
786. What's your problem?Copy !req
787. What is the frequency rate
permitted by TRAI?Copy !req
788. What is the frequency rate
in your towers at present?Copy !req
789. Birds flying in the sky are being
destroyed in their fetus stage by youCopy !req
790. Hello mister, listenCopy !req
791. We strictly follow the rules of
Telecom Regulatory Authority of IndiaCopy !req
792. Already subscribers complainCopy !req
793. 'No signal in the bathroom or basement
Skype doesn't work in the lift'Copy !req
794. Do you know in these 3 months
2000 customers have...Copy !req
795. switched to other networks?Copy !req
796. Don't lieCopy !req
797. In your disgusting competition
just to retain your subscribersCopy !req
798. you are increasing the frequency rate
to suit your needs as you wishCopy !req
799. Now it is well over the danger limitCopy !req
800. Because of the heavy radiation
the entire species of birdsCopy !req
801. the bird kingdom is dying
without a traceCopy !req
802. You aren't one bit botheredCopy !req
803. You are exaggeratingCopy !req
804. Birds becoming extinct
due to cell phone radiationCopy !req
805. has no scientific proof or backingCopy !req
806. You know that?Copy !req
807. If that is so
come with meCopy !req
808. Stand under your cell phone tower
for just 24 hoursCopy !req
809. I will prove it!Copy !req
810. You get outCopy !req
811. You asked for scientific proof, right?Copy !req
812. I'll provide itCopy !req
813. Get out, manCopy !req
814. Write to the Press & MediaCopy !req
815. Hold placards and
protest in the hot sunCopy !req
816. I don't careCopy !req
817. OutCopy !req
818. Get out!Copy !req
819. Nonsense!Copy !req
820. Move it a little bit upwardsCopy !req
821. Hey... listen!Copy !req
822. What is this, sir?Copy !req
823. Stop itCopy !req
824. I'm telling youCopy !req
825. There are houses nearby
Many birds flock aroundCopy !req
826. - Stop everything
- Hey, old manCopy !req
827. Are we building a nuclear plant here?
It's only a cell phone towerCopy !req
828. Hereafter you'll get good signal
on your phone, move asideCopy !req
829. Come on... comeCopy !req
830. - What is it, sir?
- RamasamyCopy !req
831. I repeatedly told you
about birds dyingCopy !req
832. You were also worriedCopy !req
833. - But now...?
- What can I do, sir?Copy !req
834. Agriculture is no longer profitableCopy !req
835. Insects kill all my yieldCopy !req
836. I became a pauper
buying insecticidesCopy !req
837. Primary reason for that is
the increased death rate of birdsCopy !req
838. Only birds eat insectsCopy !req
839. If birds die...Copy !req
840. insects will increase
beyond controlCopy !req
841. Whatever the reason, I don't
have the strength to be a farmerCopy !req
842. This is the only income
I can get from this landCopy !req
843. Why should you sell your land
to a man who kills birds?Copy !req
844. People are dying
of starvation hereCopy !req
845. And you're bothered
about birds dying!Copy !req
846. Don't pester me
Attend to your workCopy !req
847. Move asideCopy !req
848. 'Ladies and gentlemen'Copy !req
849. 'Stop using cell phone'Copy !req
850. Every cell phone used is encased
with the blood of thousands of birdsCopy !req
851. Each cell phone is a sparrow's coffin!Copy !req
852. Save birdsCopy !req
853. - Come here
- Yes, sirCopy !req
854. Who is this man?
Disturbing all our customersCopy !req
855. - Chase him away
- Okay, sirCopy !req
856. What happened?Copy !req
857. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
858. Don't use cell phonesCopy !req
859. Here... read thisCopy !req
860. Aiyaiyo!Copy !req
861. I have given many petitions
in many levels many timesCopy !req
862. 'No one has taken any action'Copy !req
863. Oh!Copy !req
864. Is this why we don't see
any sparrows at all?Copy !req
865. When I was a kidCopy !req
866. they used to flock around my houseCopy !req
867. It was a feast for sore eyesCopy !req
868. I've played with those birdsCopy !req
869. When I grew up, I have
even fried and feasted on themCopy !req
870. A real treat for the taste budsCopy !req
871. - Crispy, like quail fry
- Super, sirCopy !req
872. And that concoction made with itCopy !req
873. What an aphrodisiac!Copy !req
874. It isn't available nowadaysCopy !req
875. What is this?Copy !req
876. I'm talking of ensuring birds live
and you're relishing killing themCopy !req
877. What else do you want me to do?Copy !req
878. Shall we start a Sparrow Welfare Board?Copy !req
879. You can be elected as the chairmanCopy !req
880. 1st take strict action against networks
which exceed their allotted frequencyCopy !req
881. Cancel their licenseCopy !req
882. Then?Copy !req
883. Grant permission only 2 networks
following regulations to the TCopy !req
884. What are you saying?Copy !req
885. We boast of a population of 1.3 billionCopy !req
886. Shouldn't we reach all of them?Copy !req
887. Shouldn't every area receive signal?Copy !req
888. Cell phone is the foundation for everythingCopy !req
889. The world will come to a standstill
if mobiles don't work for an hourCopy !req
890. How much time is saved
because of this gadget?Copy !req
891. Business has developed
Industries have prosperedCopy !req
892. Because he's hungry will anyone
chop his own hand and eat it?Copy !req
893. Same holds good for the progress
we attain by killing birdsCopy !req
894. If a 30 gm sparrow can't live
depending on usCopy !req
895. …then how can we boast of
this technology and progress?Copy !req
896. America is a bigger nation than IndiaCopy !req
897. It has only 4-5 networksCopy !req
898. China is the most populated
country in the worldCopy !req
899. Only 3 networks are usedCopy !req
900. But here?Copy !req
901. More than 10Copy !req
902. You accept ****** from everyoneCopy !req
903. And allow networks to flourish
flouting all the rulesCopy !req
904. You're letting your tongue run, eh?Copy !req
905. You seem educatedCopy !req
906. I was lenient because you're a big shot
You're analysing politics, huh?Copy !req
907. Okay, let me counteractCopy !req
908. We work based only
on rules and regulationsCopy !req
909. Only by adhering to international rules
cell phone service is allottedCopy !req
910. File a case in court
if you have any doubtsCopy !req
911. Clear out nowCopy !req
912. Don't get angry
Please listen to meCopy !req
913. I was patient for so long, eh?
Go... go to courtCopy !req
914. You'll get a verdict after many yearsCopy !req
915. Prime minister says
I must meet the common manCopy !req
916. 'And I get caught
with such crackpots'Copy !req
917. Court officials are coming
to check radiation frequencyCopy !req
918. Make sure it is well within the limitCopy !req
919. 'From multiples tests conducted
it has been found...'Copy !req
920. '... only adequate radiation
has been channelized into cell phones'Copy !req
921. 'It has not been proved scientifically
that birds are affected by cell phones'Copy !req
922. 'Therefore Pakshi Rajan's case
has been adjourned'Copy !req
923. Pakshi Rajan, whatever you say
is just and rightCopy !req
924. But killing humans is wrongCopy !req
925. They killed countless flocks of birds
Isn't that a crime?Copy !req
926. You'll label human life differentlyCopy !req
927. In what way are birds' lives inferior?Copy !req
928. Why do you kill innocent people
for the fault of a handful of men?Copy !req
929. Who is 'innocent'?Copy !req
930. Every individual who owns
a cell phone is a murdererCopy !req
931. How I yelled my throat hoarseCopy !req
932. How many streets
I would've walked beggingCopy !req
933. How many feet I fell
pleading not to use cell phonesCopy !req
934. Did even a single soul
pay heed to my pleas?Copy !req
935. They read about this in newspapersCopy !req
936. Watch the News on TVCopy !req
937. And then...Copy !req
938. exclaim 'oh'!Copy !req
939. Do sparrows die only due to
radiation from cell phones?Copy !req
940. 'How sad!'Copy !req
941. 'Poor things, no?'Copy !req
942. Just for 5 minutes
make clucking soundsCopy !req
943. Share that article and video clipping
in WhatsApp and FacebookCopy !req
944. Thinking their duty is over and
it was their good deed for the dayCopy !req
945. They go back to
their cell phones, blockheads!Copy !req
946. I won't let this goCopy !req
947. I won't spare even a single person
who owns a cell phoneCopy !req
948. HereafterCopy !req
949. Cell phone is everyone's Yama!Copy !req
950. Just watch, people should panic and
run for their lives as soon as they see itCopy !req
951. Pakshi, you've reached your stopCopy !req
952. Get into the busCopy !req
953. Chitti!Copy !req
954. Oh my God!Copy !req
955. - Thanks
- WelcomeCopy !req
956. Hey! What is this?Copy !req
957. You've fixed your MPU in meCopy !req
958. Oh! By mistakeCopy !req
959. I was wondering why
my core memory was corruptCopy !req
960. Punch dialogs
Vadivelu comedyCopy !req
961. 'Vani Rani' episodes
Banana flower fritters!Copy !req
962. Come, lie down
I will fix itCopy !req
963. No needCopy !req
964. Let it beCopy !req
965. AuraCopy !req
966. Every human, beast,
inanimate objectCopy !req
967. Even every place has an auraCopy !req
968. This aura invisible to the eye pertains
not only to spirituality but science tooCopy !req
969. With the help of a Kirlian camera
we can take photos of an auraCopy !req
970. Ordinary people have an aura
3 to 4 feet thickCopy !req
971. Some sages have an aura
spreading over 50 feetCopy !req
972. Russian scientist
Dr Frank Baranowski has proved thisCopy !req
973. Pakshi Rajan's aura is enormousCopy !req
974. It isn't the aura of
an individual man aloneCopy !req
975. Aura of 1000s of birds
which were destroyedCopy !req
976. A giant ball of negative energyCopy !req
977. With a mindCopy !req
978. A very angry mindCopy !req
979. This maybe a form of 5th forceCopy !req
980. It has controlled all the cell phonesCopy !req
981. It would've destroyed
our city given a chanceCopy !req
982. We succeeded only because
of Chitti's reappearanceCopy !req
983. Thank you, ChittiCopy !req
984. I thank all of you
who have been a source of supportCopy !req
985. In our ancient classicsCopy !req
986. we have heard many stories of God
descending on earth to destroy demonsCopy !req
987. Lord Shiva Himself came as a robot
to save us from a fate worse than deathCopy !req
988. I invite that Iron warrior Chitti
on to the dais to share a few wordsCopy !req
989. When a warrior fights
his shadow battles along with himCopy !req
990. When the warrior pierces and kills
the enemy, the shadow will follow suitCopy !req
991. So will we praise and
garland the shadow?Copy !req
992. He is realCopy !req
993. I am his shadowCopy !req
994. All glory and praise to
that God who created meCopy !req
995. Thank youCopy !req
996. At this juncture I must thank
and mention a specific nameCopy !req
997. At the right moment
parting with the heartCopy !req
998. I mean, giving the MPUCopy !req
999. if I had not been activatedCopy !req
1000. I couldn't have destroyed the evil forceCopy !req
1001. The name is...Copy !req
1002. NilaCopy !req
1003. At this wonderful moment
a piece of good news for youCopy !req
1004. Chitti who has been created
by Dr VaseegaranCopy !req
1005. has been approved by our GovtCopy !req
1006. An order has been passed this morningCopy !req
1007. to create 500 Chitti robots
for our Indian armyCopy !req
1008. Thank youCopy !req
1009. Hi, scientistCopy !req
1010. May I come in?Copy !req
1011. Irresponsible peopleCopy !req
1012. Trash your cell phonesCopy !req
1013. This is your last chanceCopy !req
1014. Otherwise...Copy !req
1015. death is certain!Copy !req
1016. I'm not the Mahesh
who got tagged in #MeToo, dear!Copy !req
1017. Check your phone properly
Why don't you-Copy !req
1018. Didn't you hear what I said?Copy !req
1019. I always wear Victoria Secret, you knowCopy !req
1020. Including the latest one-Copy !req
1021. - Nila, is photon synthesizer set?
- YesCopy !req
1022. 'Hey! Pub closes at midnight'Copy !req
1023. 'Let's go tomorrow'Copy !req
1024. 'Hey! Stop... stop'Copy !req
1025. Doctor, what happened to you?Copy !req
1026. Why are you behaving like this?Copy !req
1027. Welcome, my dear 'nuts & bolt toy'Copy !req
1028. I'm not your doctor!Copy !req
1029. Nila, turn on the neutralizerCopy !req
1030. No...!Copy !req
1031. Nila, stop it!Copy !req
1032. You can't do anything to me, ChittiCopy !req
1033. I have a body nowCopy !req
1034. Dr Vaseegaran's body!Copy !req
1035. If you destroy me...Copy !req
1036. it is the same as
you killing your God!Copy !req
1037. Now...Copy !req
1038. can you turn it on please?Copy !req
1039. Show off your technologyCopy !req
1040. Turn it onCopy !req
1041. Switch it on, damn you!Copy !req
1042. Chitti...!Copy !req
1043. Don't hesitate
Turn it onCopy !req
1044. Destroy meCopy !req
1045. He'll be destroyed along with meCopy !req
1046. No, doctor
I can't do thatCopy !req
1047. Chitti, thinking you are saving me
don't exterminate the entire human raceCopy !req
1048. Kill meCopy !req
1049. Destroy himCopy !req
1050. - Kill me
- Sorry, doctorCopy !req
1051. Human emotion fed by you
is stopping meCopy !req
1052. Moron! This is my order, kill meCopy !req
1053. No, hold fireCopy !req
1054. If you shoot, only Vaseegaran
will die unnecessarilyCopy !req
1055. Can't kill Pakshi RajanCopy !req
1056. Chitti, why are you stopping them?Copy !req
1057. - Let them shoot me
- NoCopy !req
1058. ChittiCopy !req
1059. Aiyo! ChittiCopy !req
1060. Nila, turn on the neutralizerCopy !req
1061. 'Come on, quick!'Copy !req
1062. Nila... NO!Copy !req
1063. 'Don't do that'Copy !req
1064. Shut up!
This is my orderCopy !req
1065. Switch it onCopy !req
1066. Aiyo!Copy !req
1067. What you've done
is really foolish, ChittiCopy !req
1068. Your 'call' is disconnected!Copy !req
1069. Chitti...?Copy !req
1070. What a pity!Copy !req
1071. Chitti... ChittiCopy !req
1072. Chit-Copy !req
1073. ChittiCopy !req
1074. Nila, go right now and-Copy !req
1075. "Earth shattering cyclone blows
today right now"Copy !req
1076. "He's gonna break, break, break
Break it down!"Copy !req
1077. "Pakshi Raja gonna destroy everyone"Copy !req
1078. "As quick as a stride
destruction of a different kind"Copy !req
1079. "Illusionary tricks galore
Danger! Caution all the more"Copy !req
1080. "He's going to eat you alive"Copy !req
1081. "Run for your life"Copy !req
1082. "I am a bird of prey waiting to eat you
Feather-man who got into you head to toe"Copy !req
1083. "Pakshi Raja!"Copy !req
1084. "King of birds... Pakshi Raja"Copy !req
1085. "I have the souls of birds many
to seek revenge, flocking within me"Copy !req
1086. "King of birds... Pakshi Raja"Copy !req
1087. Unique feeling of real joy
to die and get reactivated!Copy !req
1088. PakshiCopy !req
1089. Unlike your name
you can't fly any longer!Copy !req
1090. Hey, Nila...!Copy !req
1091. Why are you standing right there?Copy !req
1092. True to your name,
Nila should orbit the earth, eh?Copy !req
1093. Come... come... comeCopy !req
1094. Come on, babyCopy !req
1095. Wow...!Copy !req
1096. Only 2 tasks of Vaseegaran
in his research are worthy of praiseCopy !req
1097. One is meCopy !req
1098. The other is you!Copy !req
1099. What are you looking at?Copy !req
1100. Come onCopy !req
1101. Give a beautiful kiss
to your great king, babyCopy !req
1102. Stop the play, ChittiCopy !req
1103. We must 1st destroy PakshiCopy !req
1104. Because he is even more powerful than youCopy !req
1105. He's committing atrocities multi-foldCopy !req
1106. He was able to shred
even you into million partsCopy !req
1107. Now...Copy !req
1108. he's number 1 hereCopy !req
1109. Not youCopy !req
1110. Hey, this #1 and #2
are all child's playCopy !req
1111. I am the only oneCopy !req
1112. Super one!Copy !req
1113. No comparison, understand?Copy !req
1114. I understand, ChittiCopy !req
1115. We must make him understandCopy !req
1116. You bet I willCopy !req
1117. The king of birdsCopy !req
1118. The battle is on!Copy !req
1119. LeftCopy !req
1120. RightCopy !req
1121. HeadCopy !req
1122. 'Kamoshka'Copy !req
1123. Activate command modeCopy !req
1124. Command mode activated!Copy !req
1125. What is this?Copy !req
1126. It's meCopy !req
1127. Mini me!Copy !req
1128. So cuteCopy !req
1129. 'What a game!'Copy !req
1130. 'And now it's Half time
at the IFL finals'Copy !req
1131. 'We'll handle that later
Attend to your call'Copy !req
1132. Dear subscribersCopy !req
1133. You are going to be
not reachable from nowCopy !req
1134. 'Because...'Copy !req
1135. all of you will die nowCopy !req
1136. 'By no means an ordinary death'Copy !req
1137. 'Radiation death!'Copy !req
1138. You will all die in groups
like how the sparrows collapsedCopy !req
1139. 'Don't you get it?'Copy !req
1140. I'll combine the radiation
from the cell phones all of you useCopy !req
1141. I'll download it on all of youCopy !req
1142. Want to see a demo?Copy !req
1143. Hey, you...!Copy !req
1144. Ex... excuse meCopy !req
1145. Why don't you select someone else?Copy !req
1146. Why?Copy !req
1147. I'm on your sideCopy !req
1148. How...?Copy !req
1149. I was the one who released youCopy !req
1150. At least for that reason
let me go pleaseCopy !req
1151. So what?Copy !req
1152. You are a subscriber too, manCopy !req
1153. Don't hurt me pleaseCopy !req
1154. "He's going to eat you alive"Copy !req
1155. "I am a bird of prey waiting to eat you
Feather-man who got into you head to toe"Copy !req
1156. "Pakshi Raja"Copy !req
1157. You will meet your end in this way,
a fate worse than ordinary deathCopy !req
1158. "Pakshi Raja"Copy !req
1159. In just 5 seconds, 70,000 people
were killed in HiroshimaCopy !req
1160. Till date that was the world recordCopy !req
1161. Today... 80,000 men and womenCopy !req
1162. A new record!Copy !req
1163. You are going to be part
of a historic momentCopy !req
1164. Dear subscribers!Copy !req
1165. Dear subscribersCopy !req
1166. Don't panicCopy !req
1167. You are not the ones
who are about to dieCopy !req
1168. A small birdCopy !req
1169. What are you looking at Pakshi?Copy !req
1170. I am ChittiCopy !req
1171. ReloadedCopy !req
1172. Version 2.0!Copy !req
1173. Doctor, is that you?Copy !req
1174. Did I shoot you?Copy !req
1175. Did I try to kill you?Copy !req
1176. My God! I was about
to commit a grave sinCopy !req
1177. Doctor, please don't harm meCopy !req
1178. You are my creatorCopy !req
1179. Don't rip me apart with your own handsCopy !req
1180. Forgive me and let me goCopy !req
1181. PleaseCopy !req
1182. Fat hopes!Copy !req
1183. Vasi...!Copy !req
1184. Come, you selfie bots!Copy !req
1185. I will set your screens on fireCopy !req
1186. "I bow down to like, no man
I bow down, I say, 'no damn' "Copy !req
1187. "I stand tall, alone I stand
I cow down like, 'No man' "Copy !req
1188. "Are you ready?
Take a shot"Copy !req
1189. "I am the only one"Copy !req
1190. "There is no comparison
'cos I am Super Super one"Copy !req
1191. "I'm out to get you
Let ya wreck ya self"Copy !req
1192. "See me coming out"Copy !req
1193. "10000 fighters by my side
I'm about to shoot 'em down"Copy !req
1194. "I'm the only one you see"Copy !req
1195. Zero balance!Copy !req
1196. Shoot that sparrowCopy !req
1197. Hey bird man!Copy !req
1198. Iron man!Copy !req
1199. I'm just a driver
Let me goCopy !req
1200. Pakshi!Copy !req
1201. You had better scatter
and scoot from hereCopy !req
1202. Otherwise I'll pluck
every single feather outCopy !req
1203. You moron of a machine!Copy !req
1204. Why are you fighting
for these ungrateful men?Copy !req
1205. When you've served their purpose
they will rip your nuts apart!Copy !req
1206. Hey! What's happening?Copy !req
1207. Yayayay... angry bird!Copy !req
1208. Why are you staring?Copy !req
1209. I am Kutti!Copy !req
1210. The microbotCopy !req
1211. Version 3.OCopy !req
1212. If you disturb my boss
your dove will beCopy !req
1213. Dodo!Copy !req
1214. "I am Isaac Asimov's grandson, buddy"Copy !req
1215. "I am a warrior, size of a turkey berry"Copy !req
1216. "O bird of prey
You're a goner, I say"Copy !req
1217. "It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"Copy !req
1218. It is said a bird can look
in 6 different directionsCopy !req
1219. Pakshi, won't you see?Copy !req
1220. MicrobotsCopy !req
1221. No... noCopy !req
1222. Hey! Don't do thisCopy !req
1223. Maintain that same panicCopy !req
1224. "Birdie got caught-o?"Copy !req
1225. Bow bowCopy !req
1226. "Feathers fell apart-o?"Copy !req
1227. "3.O"Copy !req
1228. "Swarmed all over you?"Copy !req
1229. Pakshi, if you breach this stadium
with your radiationCopy !req
1230. 1st victims will be
only your birds!'Copy !req
1231. Microbots, goCopy !req
1232. "3.O"Copy !req
1233. "3.O"Copy !req
1234. "I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"Copy !req
1235. "I am an automated masterpiece
I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"Copy !req
1236. "I am the evil mosquito Ranguski
Ready to send you to the cemetery"Copy !req
1237. "Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady
I'm into your nostril, deal with me"Copy !req
1238. A lion can't touch a mosquito, big birdie!Copy !req
1239. But if mosquitoes set their minds
they can chase the lion to its doomCopy !req
1240. Cuckoo!Copy !req
1241. Good job, 3.OCopy !req
1242. Thank you, commanderCopy !req
1243. - Microbots positioned?
- All setCopy !req
1244. PakshiCopy !req
1245. Have a blast!Copy !req
1246. Should these doves also explode?Copy !req
1247. Hey beep
Follow meCopy !req
1248. Come on, botsCopy !req
1249. "O eagle, you're a goner, I say"Copy !req
1250. "It's 'Conquest of good over evil' today"Copy !req
1251. "Bird of prey
It's a jolly day"Copy !req
1252. "You are a guest in hell any which way"Copy !req
1253. "People's favorite
'Podimas' minuute"Copy !req
1254. "If I burst, it will be a wrecker
like a boom-boom cracker"Copy !req
1255. Hey! Who are you?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1256. This is restricted areaCopy !req
1257. Get out!Copy !req
1258. You are the reason
we are alive today, VaseegaranCopy !req
1259. What an enormous risk you've taken
and saved all of us!Copy !req
1260. Technology saved usCopy !req
1261. But we are the ones
misusing technologyCopy !req
1262. We should eliminate poverty
with the help of technologyCopy !req
1263. Eradicate diseasesCopy !req
1264. Promote educationCopy !req
1265. If we use it for personal comforts and
fuelling our greed, it's only doomsdayCopy !req
1266. Will... will that Pakshi Rajan reappear?Copy !req
1267. He is dead and goneCopy !req
1268. But if we continue this way
another 'evil force' will eruptCopy !req
1269. Even if Pakshi Rajan's actions were wrongCopy !req
1270. there was truth in his wordsCopy !req
1271. If human beings should live on earth
birds should also co existCopy !req
1272. Control radiationCopy !req
1273. Reduce networksCopy !req
1274. Pass a rule, no technology should affect
any living thing, human, bird or beastCopy !req
1275. This earth doesn't belong only to usCopy !req
1276. Everyone should realize it belongs
to all the living creatures hereCopy !req
1277. You are rightCopy !req
1278. Ensure birds are not destroyedCopy !req
1279. At least provide water for birds
to drink during our scorching summersCopy !req
1280. That's enough to refresh
and revitalize your mindsCopy !req
1281. All this will happen, VaseegaranCopy !req
1282. I'll bring this to the notice
of our ParliamentCopy !req
1283. I'll make sure this happensCopy !req
1284. Thank you, VaseegaranCopy !req
1285. Thanks, NilaCopy !req
1286. Why are you thanking your shadow?Copy !req
1287. Oh God!Copy !req
1288. We have to remove
that red chip from ChittiCopy !req
1289. Don't worry, bossCopy !req
1290. To be on the safe side I activated it
after doing an auto-eject programCopy !req
1291. Smaaart!Copy !req
1292. Good to see you alright, doctorCopy !req
1293. Me too, ChittiCopy !req
1294. Doctor, all the robots and I have to report
in the headquarters at Delhi todayCopy !req
1295. Can I leave, doctor?Copy !req
1296. Take Nila with youCopy !req
1297. subtitled by rekhs
assisted by harini & pradeepCopy !req
1298. Doctor, how can I leave you like this and-Copy !req
1299. I can take care of myselfCopy !req
1300. 'Respect for love?'Copy !req
1301. GO...!Copy !req
1302. Thanks, doctorCopy !req
1303. "My love, my life, my battery
Don't go away from me"Copy !req
1304. "My sole soul friend, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie"Copy !req
1305. "O' damsel from the world of machinery
You shower love through numbers binary"Copy !req
1306. "You lean on my engine-body
and please me in rhapsody"Copy !req
1307. "Hey! My exquisite electric wifey!"Copy !req
1308. "Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?"Copy !req
1309. "And make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?"Copy !req
1310. "Shall I feed you
with data brand new?"Copy !req
1311. "Hey! I am your 'bus conductor' true"Copy !req
1312. “My magic metallic heart, my battery
Don't ever leave me”Copy !req
1313. “My sole soul mate, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”Copy !req
1314. “My gripper, my gears, my battery
Don't go away from me”Copy !req
1315. “My wonder wheels, pistons, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”Copy !req
1316. "Metal maiden from the world of machinery
You embrace me with numbers binary"Copy !req
1317. "You throttle my engine to flirt with me"Copy !req
1318. “Hey! My wifey animated by electricity”Copy !req
1319. “You are my sensor's sense
Plus its food and essence”Copy !req
1320. “You're the data miracle
spreading through my cable”Copy !req
1321. “My engine is driven by your magic spell”Copy !req
1322. "My every neuron cell
is your 'mass' and moon as well"Copy !req
1323. "My username is you
My password too"Copy !req
1324. "You're my genie
special laptop Rajini"Copy !req
1325. “My dear iron flower, steel sweety-softy"Copy !req
1326. "Shall we melt to unite today, hottie?"Copy !req
1327. “You're my Alpha, my beginning”Copy !req
1328. “You're my Omega, my ending”Copy !req
1329. “Love you from zero to infinity”Copy !req
1330. “My love, my life, my battery
Don't go away from me”Copy !req
1331. “My sole soul friend, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”Copy !req
1332. “My gripper, my gears, my battery
Don't ever leave me”Copy !req
1333. “O' angel from the world of machinery
You shower love through numbers binary”Copy !req
1334. "You lean on my engine-body
and tease me in rhapsody"Copy !req
1335. “Hey! My ravishing robot-wifey!”Copy !req
1336. “Shall I kiss your bloodless cheeks, miss?”Copy !req
1337. "I'll make a new Java rose bloom in bliss?”Copy !req
1338. “Shall I feed you
with data brand new?”Copy !req
1339. “Hey! I am your 'bus conductor' true”Copy !req
1340. “My wires, my world, my battery
Don't ever leave me”Copy !req
1341. “My cyborg companion, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”Copy !req
1342. “My beloved bot, my battery
Don't go away from me”Copy !req
1343. “My bold and beautiful bot, my battery
Don't decrease even a bit, dearie”Copy !req
1344. Helloooo, Sana sweetieCopy !req
1345. 'So much has happened
Why didn't anyone tell me?'Copy !req
1346. - 'Not even 1 phone call, text or e-mail'
- Sana, listen to meCopy !req
1347. 'I am almost dying in fear
Where did that wretched Nila disappear?'Copy !req
1348. Can't this phone fly away now?Copy !req
1349. Hey senior!
Why are you so dazed?Copy !req
1350. Were you scared?Copy !req
1351. Just for laughs!Copy !req
1352. Hey! Who are you?Copy !req
1353. I am KuttiCopy !req
1354. Compressed versionCopy !req
1355. 3.O...!Copy !req
1356. Your grandsonCopy !req
1357. Muah!Copy !req
1358. "O eagle, you're a goner I say"Copy !req
1359. "It's 'Festival of lights' for us today"Copy !req
1360. "Bird of prey
It's a jolly day"Copy !req
1361. "You are a guest in hell any which way"Copy !req
1362. "People's favorite
'Podimas' minuute"Copy !req
1363. "If I burst, it will be a wrecker
like a boom-boom cracker"Copy !req
1364. "Boss, I am a microbot"Copy !req
1365. "If you get caught
dude, you're kaput!"Copy !req
1366. "3.O"Copy !req
1367. "3.O"Copy !req
1368. "I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"Copy !req
1369. "I am an automated masterpiece
I tricked you with zetabyte-ease"Copy !req
1370. "I am a cannon 6" tall
You're a radish, that's all"Copy !req
1371. "I am an automated robot
I conned you without a doubt"Copy !req
1372. "I am the evil mosquito Ranguski
Ready to send you to the cemetery"Copy !req
1373. "Itsy-bitsy, I'm snuff powder heady
I'm into your nostril, deal with me"Copy !req