1. "Yu Yu Hakusho"
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2. In a crowded city,
as I bump shoulders, I'm all alone.
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3. On an endless prairie, as the
wind whistles by, I'm all alone.
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4. Which one is it that makes
me want to cry more, I wonder.
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5. Marking it with twin circles,
I feel a bit more grown-up!
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6. It must be, that when I run
into these terribly difficult walls,
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7. and unexpectedly, for whatever reason,
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8. The courage and power to
break through rises up from within,
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9. All because of how, when I run
into these terribly difficult people,
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10. they show me kindness, I bet!
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11. Thank you very much!
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12. Yusuke had died. However,
at Koenma's discretion,
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13. he was entrusted with the
position of Spirit Realm Detective,
and returned to this world.
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14. His first task was to take back the Spirit
Realm Treasures that three Yokai thieves,
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15. Goki, Kurama, and Hiei, had stolen.
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16. And so, after fierce battles, and
great struggle, he recovered them!
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17. However, Yusuke's trials as a Spirit Realm
Detective have only just barely started.
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18. "The Successor to
Genkai Tournament Begins"
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19. Damn... Why is it that I have
to be doing something like this
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20. on one of my rare breaks!?
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21. Huh? Undercover investigation?
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22. Right! Your next task is an
undercover investigation!
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23. Hey, where are you telling
me I have to sneak into?
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24. There's a person named Genkai,
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25. who is an acquaintance of
Koenma, that is seeking a pupil.
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26. We want you to go to her as
someone desiring to be that pupil.
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27. So who is this
"Genkai" person, anyhow?
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28. I'm told she's among the top five
bearers of incredible spiritual abilities,
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29. even though she's human.
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30. She hasn't taken any
pupils for a long time,
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31. but apparently she feels the
time of her death is near, you see.
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32. She says she wants to leave the secrets
she's devised to future generations.
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33. There are many sorts of demons
that want those secret abilities
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34. that Genkai developed so badly
that it makes their mouths water.
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35. If it's an ability capable of
threatening them, then by mastering it,
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36. it in turn becomes a weapon of
unmatched strength, after all.
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37. ...is what he said.
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38. So, he's saying I'm supposed to
keep watch from the inside
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39. and make sure her secrets don't get
handed over to those guys, then?
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40. Right. That's your job as
Spiritual Realm Detective.
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41. While he's at it, it will
likely serve to train Yusuke.
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42. Without an opportunity such as this,
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43. he's not the type to do
any kind of steady training
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44. or put any effort into anything, and all.
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45. Oops, that was a secret, a secret!
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46. Even so, this job is going
to be quite dangerous!
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47. According to the
information we've gotten hold of,
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48. there is a Yokai named Rando,
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49. who specializes in filching
such secrets, out to get her.
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50. Rando?
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51. Yes. Up to now, he's stolen the secrets
from 99 spiritual practitioners and mystics.
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52. It's said that his 100th victim
is sure to be Master Genkai.
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53. Every time Rando steals a secret,
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54. he changes it into a
finishing move of his own styling,
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55. using humans as guinea pigs
to test out his technique!
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56. If Master Genkai's secrets
were to fall into his hands,
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57. there would surely be many
who would fall victim to him!
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58. Hmm. That sure would be a
serious disaster to mankind.
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59. Wouldn't it!?
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60. Still, enjoying the days off that are coming
right before my eyes is important too...
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61. Does that matter even
compare with this!?
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62. As far as I'm concerned,
it's a huge matter!
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63. Ah, that's right, that's right!
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64. As it happens, once this duty is completed,
there is a bonus appointed to it!
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65. Bonus?
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66. How about this ticket to the World All-Style
Combat Sports at the Tokyo Dome!?
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67. I accept this job!!
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68. Damn... Thinking back on it now,
I was just a fish waiting to be hooked!
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69. Come to think of it,
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70. how the hell did Botan know
I was a combat sport Otaku, anyhow?
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71. What is this strange Reiki?
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72. Oh well, once I'm not chosen, I
can just go back home and play.
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73. Amazing, look at all these people!
Are they all seeking to be pupils?
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74. Even so, Master Genkai just
says that she is taking a pupil,
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75. and this many people gather!
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76. That alone tells you how fierce
the abilities she possesses are.
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77. Even so, in order to
master them yourselves,
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78. you have to undergo terrible training...
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79. Urameshi!!
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80. Kuwabara!
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81. W- what are you doing
in a place like this!?
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82. You tell me why you've come here!
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83. M- me? Well, the truth is,
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84. lately my spiritual sensitivity has
gotten a lot stronger than before.
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85. I'll see weird stuff, and find
myself not able to move and whatnot.
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86. I thought Master Genkai
could do something for me,
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87. but when I got here, it was like this!
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88. What? This Genkai even does
consultations on people's ailments?
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89. You don't know nothing, do you?
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90. Master Genkai is a
first-class master of Reihado!
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91. Using her Reihado, she can
heal your spiritual afflictions,
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92. or knock down other people!
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93. O- oh, Reihado?
Yeah, yeah, right. Reihado...
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94. Don't pretend you know about it
when you don't know nothing!
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95. Everyone, be quiet!
Master Genkai will now see us!
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96. How good of you to
have all gathered here.
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97. That old lady is Genkai!?
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98. So then, I suppose we
should begin right away.
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99. The first harsh screening is for
her to determine our austerity!
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100. I will overcome whatever task she
presents, no matter how difficult!
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101. The first screening is...
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102. ...a lottery!
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103. Eh!? A lottery?
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104. You may now draw one
slip each from this pot.
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105. This is no use! She's just a senile
old lady after all, isn't she!?
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106. Well, in any case, if I draw a
blank, I can't help it, right?
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107. It would be unavoidable.
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108. I'll just go home right away
and come up with an excuse.
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109. I didn't even come
here to be a pupil!
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110. Everyone appears to
have come by, right?
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111. Now then, open them up.
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112. If you have a red paper
inside, you are a winner.
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113. You have passed the first screening.
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114. Lose! Lose!
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115. I won!
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116. - You won too!?
- You too!?
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117. Those who have won, come with me.
Those who lost, go on home now.
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118. That paper was crafted
specially by me, after all...
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119. If someone with a certain
level of spiritual power takes it,
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120. it's set up so that the
paper reacts by turning red.
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121. Hold it!!
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122. We are well-known spiritual
practitioners from Kyushu!
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123. We've brought ourselves a long way for this!
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124. What do you mean by having a lottery!?
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125. If we don't like your answer,
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126. then no matter if you are a
master, you'll pay for this!
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127. Your twittering is grating on my
ears, you miserable piss dribbles!
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128. Do you mean to let my
good will in allowing you
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129. to return home with
your dignity go to waste?
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130. W- what did you say!?
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131. You call yourself a
spiritual practitioner?
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132. Don't make me laugh,
you're just a bogus showman,
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133. whom the lottery did not choose.
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134. Go straight on home, take
a crap, and hit the sack!
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135. You dare to mock us this far!?
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136. We'll get you for this!
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137. A- awesome!
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138. T- those giants...
Was that Genkai's Reihado?
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139. My Reihado must be getting rusty.
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140. In the past, those guys would have
been scared off by just my stare.
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141. I guess you can't win against age.
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142. Well, don't just stand there,
hurry and come with me.
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143. So that's it...
It certainly is some incredible power.
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144. That's why those Yokai are after her...
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145. Oh, that's right! I have to find out
whether Rando is still in this group.
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146. But, using this Yokikei,
I'll know in a second!
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147. It's busted!
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148. What're you doing there?
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149. There's enough Yoki to
bust this thing! He's here!
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150. Rando is among those of us who are left!
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151. W- what is this place!?
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152. It's a full-blown game center, isn't it!?
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153. For the second screening, as you can
see, I will have you play these games.
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154. M- Master, excuse me, but how is this
connected with your screening us as pupils?
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155. These are no ordinary games.
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156. These machines will measure how
high your spiritual abilities are.
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157. The Rock-Paper-Scissors game
measures your spiritual faculties,
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158. the punching game measures
your spiritual attacks,
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159. and the karaoke game is specially made
to measure the amount of Reiki you have.
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160. Unless you pass two or more of these
three games, you can go right on home.
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161. All right! I'll go first!
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162. I'm pretty sure of
my punching power!
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163. l- impossible! I hold the record
on the punch game in Shibuya!
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164. You don't get it, do you, dummy?
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165. Unless you make your physical punching
power and your spiritual power as one,
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166. you cannot earn a high score
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167. How about that, Urameshi!?
Did you see my power?
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168. Feh! That has to have been a fluke.
I'll show you a real punch here!
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169. Yeah, that's about right.
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170. Incredible! 155 points!
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171. Ho... To score higher than 150 points
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172. means that he has considerable
spiritual attacking power...
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173. If I were to toughen up that kid,
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174. he'll have enough spiritual
capacity to vanquish demons...
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175. Damn! Next, I'm gonna take you on
at the Rock-Paper-Scissors game!
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176. Just bring it on,
as much as you want!
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177. Awesome! A perfect score!
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178. How about that, Urameshi!?
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179. That kid's spiritual
responsiveness is pretty sharp.
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180. With that, he could handle some fairly
advanced spiritual implements and spells.
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181. Someone just got 175 points
on the punching game!
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182. He's beaten the record of that
boy with the regent hairstyle!
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183. "Now, in the autumn!"
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184. Please, stop!!
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185. Ho ho ho, there are some fine
folk who have come together here!
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186. In this manner,
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187. just over twenty hopefuls
clear the second screening.
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188. Now, they all head off
toward the third screening.
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189. W- what is this place?
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190. Up until now, you've had no
worse than warm-up tests.
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191. The third screening will be more harsh!
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192. W- what an eerie forest!
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193. It's like the whole forest
is radiating Yoki...
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194. This whole area is called
the enchanted forest.
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195. It is an undeveloped land
where compasses do not work.
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196. There are also dangerous
creatures and natural traps.
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197. Once entered, an ordinary person
will ultimately not leave unharmed.
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198. The giant tree you can
see from here is your goal.
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199. Those who can reach that tree
within two hours will pass.
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200. N- no way! I'm backing out of here!
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201. N- no matter how many
lives you may have,
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202. in this forest, they won't be enough!
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203. That might be advisable.
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204. If you have even the
slightest spiritual sensitivity,
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205. you can well sense firsthand
how fearsome this forest is.
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206. It is as the Master says.
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207. Only those who have undergone legitimate
training should challenge further.
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208. Go back home, those of
you who are unready!
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209. I'm going! Having seen
the move that Ba-san did,
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210. I can't just go home empty-handed!
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211. Address me as "Master", you little brat!
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212. If you're saying some well-chosen words
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213. just to make it easier for you to
steal her secrets, it's not gonna work!
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214. Huh? What are you guys,
really even human? Come on!
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215. If you're doing it,
then I'm doing it too!
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216. What are you burning with such a
sense of opposition for, stupid?
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217. Now then, let's begin! Ready!
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218. Begin!
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219. I'll be going on ahead then.
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220. Put your spiritual sensitivity to work
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221. and avoid dangerous
routes as much as possible.
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222. That will be your quickest path!
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223. S- she's fast! She's not human!
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224. Dammit! Sensitivity and that
crap's got nothing to do with it!
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225. Going straight ahead is
obviously the fastest way!
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226. What's going on!?
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227. Help me!
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228. Really... It's been
a whole hour already,
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229. and not even one person
has come yet, have they?
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230. Let's see, think I'll look into the
locations of where their Reiki are...
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231. The closest is about
500 meters away, huh?
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232. Damn, there's no path through here!
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233. There's snakes and leeches all over,
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234. and I'm not sure if I'm
still headed straight!
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235. Yow!
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236. A nest of bats now?
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237. Who have we here?
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238. Someone foolish enough to have entered the
territory of myself, the bat trainer-sama?
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239. And just as I was
getting hungry!
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240. Another 15 minutes, huh? Everyone
sure is having a hard time of it.
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241. For those of you who won't
arrive here, not too worry.
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242. I'll go help you out afterwards...
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243. Oh, the kid, huh?
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244. Huh? Don't tell me, I'm on top!? Seriously!?
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245. Awright!! You don't say, you don't say!
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246. Damn, I didn't get the top, huh?
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247. You must have given
yourself too much leeway.
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248. You can't keep up with my speed!
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249. What's the matter!?
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250. Have you realized that you are
no match for me, and given up?
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251. Well, that's fine!
Resign yourself and die!
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252. What!?
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253. That was just a lucky hit!
That's not going to happen this time!
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254. Impossible!
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255. Where are you!?
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256. A- are you telling me that
you've surpassed my speed?
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257. Hey, you! Don't you have any
talents besides moving around!?
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258. W- what!?
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259. You dumbass! I've been waiting here,
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260. wondering what kind of finishing move
you were going to do, you know!
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261. Don't be ludicrous!
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262. You're the one who's being ludicrous!
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263. Apparently, it's just these seven.
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264. Hold on, there's one more
that should be coming.
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265. I can't, time is up.
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266. Wait!
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267. Urameshi!
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268. Dammit, I thought coming straight
through would be the quickest way,
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269. but that was rough!
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270. Straight through, you said?
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271. The bat trainer along the way
must have been pretty formidable.
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272. The bat trainer?
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273. Oh, that guy. He was annoying,
the way he zipped around,
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274. but compared to Hiei's speed,
he was slower than snot!
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275. That guy was no match for me!
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276. J- just who is this guy?
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277. Idiot! This is no time to be
laughing! Time ran out on you!
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278. What!? Is that right?
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279. Well, all right.
Just for today, I'll overlook it.
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280. - I made it!
- Nice going!
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281. Don't you start
getting chummy with me!
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282. D- don't you get so
carried away with yourself!
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283. Lousy Yusuke... You haven't
forgotten your mission, have you?
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284. Rando is among those other seven!
Don't get careless, Yusuke!
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285. The best eight await
Master Genkai's next trial.
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286. Will Yusuke be able to win his way
through this fierce test of survival?
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287. And what of the mysterious Yokai Rando?
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288. The tests to qualify for
the spiritual practitioner
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289. Genkai's secrets have
reached their next stage.
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290. Real fighting between the
remaining eight has begun!
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291. What!? We have to fight in darkness
this time? Kuwabara! Don't you lose!
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292. What's that sword there!?
Don't tell me you did that on your own!
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293. Next time: " Death Battle in the
Dark! Kuwabara's Reiki Sword"
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294. The Other World isn't watching for nothing
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295. The second hand is sharp
again tonight, as it chops up time,
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296. Chi chi chi...
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297. I'll never be able to finish
this homework, so I toss it away!
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298. Son of a gun!
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299. It's the dreams that tumble away, oh,
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300. That are the ones I want to go after,
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301. And if I stop, they will get away, oh,
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302. So I can't ease up on them!
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303. It's the dreams that tumble away, oh!
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