Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 1x4

1. You're just meeting up to discuss the fact

2. that he knows you're... Spider-Man.

3. So, the only question now, Peter, is, "What do you need?"

4. Hey, Ma, what's up? C... Could you please give me a ride home?

5. This isn't how I wanted you to come over for the first time.

6. Andre was vandalizing a building with some hoodlums.

7. I'm Big Donovan. Leader of the One Hundred and Tenth street gang.

8. And nobody leaves this family.

9. - Me for my brother. - Lonnie.

10. It's a hell of a trade up.

11. Eyes on me, bug boy.

12. Spider-Man versus Bonnie and Clyde.

13. Nothing can go that fast without some kind of signal.

14. That's the same symbol I saw on old hothead's flamethrowers.

15. Welcome to the team, Mr. Osborn.

16. Welcome to the One Tenth, Lonnie Lincoln.

17. Um... Right. Uh, so, energy research division.

18. We've been making pro— uh, progress on our... project.

19. It's, um... uh, a magnetic generator

20. that will, hopefully, be able to create

21. a, uh, perpetual magnetic field that—

22. Parker, either put me out of my misery or stop talking!

23. How do you expect to make it in this field if you can't properly present your ideas?

24. Well, I... I just—

25. You know what your problem is? You've got a lazy tongue.

26. If you don't learn to speak up and speak your mind,

27. you will never be heard over all the other voices in the room

28. that are much, much louder.

29. Uh... You mean like yours?

30. If you like jokes so much, Parker, let's talk about your absolute

31. joke of an intern project proposal.

32. Magnetic generator, huh?

33. It sounds unwieldy, unreliable, and unnecessary.

34. How much power could that rinky-dink design of yours

35. possibly put out?

36. I doubt enough to power a child's alarm clock.

37. Oh, it might win you a ribbon at the science fair,

38. but it certainly won't win you my approval.

39. But please, proceed. Maybe you'll dazzle me.

40. Uh... So, I... In my presentation, I will cover—

41. Enough! Let Parker be a lesson to you all.

42. If you come to me with weak pitches, I will tear them to pieces.

43. And I know what you're thinking. "Oh, the old guy. He's so hard on us!"

44. Yeah. You bet I am. Because I will do

45. what it takes to get you to perform!

46. I will drive you like sled dogs

47. through a night of holy terror.

48. Because that is how you win the Iditarod, people!

49. "Night of holy terror." Got it.

50. Sorry to interrupt,

51. but Mr. Osborn is requesting a meeting in his office.

52. No, Doctor, not with you.

53. He'd like to see Mr. Parker. Again.

54. Raise your hand if you find it bizarre

55. Mr. Osborn always wants to meet with Peter.

56. You all should be thanking Peter. He's obviously doing really well here,

57. which gives the entire intern team a good name.

58. So, since Peter's leaving,

59. I'll just go over our project schematics with you later, Bentley.

60. Uh, I'm the arbiter here.

61. - I make the decision. - Of course, you do.

62. And I can't wait for you to tell me how—

63. - Oh, what did you call it? Right. - Huh.

64. How "unnecessary" all my work is.

65. - Amadeus, why don't you present next? - Finally!

66. Feel free to take a few notes on your way out, Pete. Lights!

67. Oscorp engineering

68. will never be the same after this.

69. Prepare to witness the future!

70. An Amadeus Cho Production.

71. Whoa!

72. Sorry, dude. I had no idea you were there.

73. Oh. It's-It's okay. My face barely hurts.

74. Peter Parker. New intern? Here to see my dad?

75. Yes. Yeah. Here's to see your— Oh, whoa. You're Harry.

76. Uh-huh. Cool to meet you, man.

77. Welcome to the top of Oscorp Tower. You're above it all up here.

78. King of the world!

79. Ah, it's always so freaky getting off on this floor. I feel so out of place.

80. Hey, if this is the place you're supposed to be,

81. then you're not out of place. Right?

82. Uh, it's just your dad is kinda intimidating.

83. Don't let my dad scare you.

84. Look, dude, you're, like, way younger than him.

85. Anything happens, you can outrun him.

86. Hope I see you around, Peter!

87. - Hey, Mr. Osborn. I just ran into your— - Peter! Perfect. You're here.

88. Turn on Do Not Disturb mode.

89. Wow! Now this is some serious privacy.

90. I wish I had it in my room at home,

91. so I could keep May out when I have girls over.

92. Well, like, eventually. If I were to ever have a girl over.

93. Other than Nico, who is a girl, but more like a bud, not someone I'd—

94. Okay. Peter, this protocol is in place so we can talk about Spider-Man.

95. So, let's do that.

96. Okay! Uh, awesome. Yeah, a lot—

97. Wait. What're you watching?

98. I'm surprised you haven't been following this.

99. - With over 100 countries in agreement,

100. the ratification of the Sokovia Accords...

101. means that any super-powered individual must register

102. with their respective government or risk a fine or even imprisonment.

103. Most recently, the passage of the Sokovia Accords has created dissent

104. in the Avengers' ranks.

105. After a skirmish at an airport in Germany, the group has scattered,

106. and Captain Rogers and Barnes remain on the run.

107. I mean, I heard things were crazy, but— I mean, they're the Avengers.

108. They'll patch things up. Right?

109. Maybe. Maybe not. That's their problem to solve.

110. You're your own hero.

111. But all that Accords stuff they're fighting about,

112. would that apply to me, too?

113. I will handle it. That's what I'm here for.

114. Your focus is needed elsewhere, isn't it?

115. Yeah. I mean, I guess it is. I've been trying to figure out what to do

116. about the tricked-out criminals I've been fighting.

117. Ah, yes. New York has become a very dangerous place, that's for sure.

118. Now, before you go digging around in it, you need to take a look

119. at what my secret projects division has put together.

120. I can't wait to see their designs!

121. I've actually had a few ideas of my own that I've been doodling out.

122. We're already past

123. the design phase, Peter.

124. I rushed this operation into overnight manufacturing.

125. Oscorp's best engineers now work round the clock for you.

126. And they have no idea who you even are.

127. This is for me?

128. Uh, you know I'm not Thor, right?

129. Because looking at this, all I'm hearing is, "You are not worthy."

130. You're underestimating yourself. Think of how much you've changed

131. in your time as Spider-Man already. You'll grow into this suit.

132. It reflects true strength and true heroism,

133. - both of which I know are in you. - Mm.

134. Plus, it tested really well in all your key demographics.

135. I have demographics?

136. Oh.

137. - Yoink! - Hey! Stop that thief!

138. Wow!

139. - You guys must really be jonesing... - Who's that?

140. - ... for some Werther's Originals. - Huh?

141. Drop the purse.

142. Good. Now I think you—

143. What?

144. Get... Get off.

145. Will you just get this—

146. Are those things supposed to help get me down?

147. Hey! Ow! Hey! Stop it!

148. - I am— I am not a piñata. - Mm.

149. Oh. Wow!

150. I'm gonna need to see some other options.

151. - Great job today, everybody! - Bye.

152. - Yeah. I'll see you guys later. - Hey.

153. I wanted to be sure to catch you

154. and say thanks for the ride home the other day.

155. So you waited outside for me like a stalker? Aw, that's so creepy.

156. I'm touched.

157. I know this isn't much, but I picked it out from my mom's garden,

158. and if she found out, she'd kill me.

159. So, I must like you a lot, Pearl.

160. It's perfect.

161. So, is everything okay? I dropped you off,

162. and then you kinda went radio silent on me.

163. Yeah, I didn't mean to. Really, I just... I just got overwhelmed.

164. It's cool. I understood. I just didn't know what happened, is all.

165. Right. Sorry.

166. My brother Dre got into a situation, but he's safe now. So, it's all good.

167. All good? Great. I'm glad.

168. You want another lift back to your place? No charge.

169. It just so happens cute boys

170. who bring me flowers ride for free in my car.

171. Nah. I gotta pass, sadly.

172. Still got some errands left to run, you know.

173. Okay, I'll see you later, then.

174. Just remember, you can always talk to me if you need to, okay?

175. I know you wanna be a tough guy, but nobody likes tough guys, Lon.

176. Get here, now! You on the clock.

177. Hey, hey, look at that!

178. - Huh? - Yeah! Up there!

179. Whoa!

180. Huh?

181. Whoa! Whoa!

182. What is up with this? O...

183. Okay. This is way harder to get the hang of than web swinging.

184. The Hornet pack is a more efficient method of traversal,

185. and it frees up your wrist shooters for your stingers.

186. My what?

187. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

188. Uh, sorry!

189. Oh! This is a lot of new stuff to get used to.

190. I mean, am I even technically Spider-Man, anymore? Whoa!

191. Well, why do you need to be a Spiderman at all?

192. - Well, uh, because a spider bit me? - Well, it's quite a narrow niche.

193. You should be open

194. to expanding your identity options.

195. Whoa!

196. Yeah, sure. I just— I don't know if it's worth changing my whole name

197. so I can use a wing-pack that is, like, impossible to control.

198. It has a built-in gyroscope. Quit fighting it, and you'll level out.

199. Okay.

200. Hey. Hey. All right. Now I get it.

201. This is actually pretty cool—

202. Next please.

203. Whoo!

204. Yeah!

205. The Scorpions are trying to move in on our turf, Don.

206. We gave 'em a chance to show some respect, and they won't cough up an ounce of it!

207. They're not the only ones who owe me some respect!

208. Does it look like a damn study hall in here to you? Huh?

209. Sorry. I'll put it away.

210. Check out Mr. Einstein over here. Studying like a big brain.

211. Nah. Yeah.

212. Not like anyone's doing anything around here, anyway.

213. Excuse me? Sound like Lincoln here wants somethin' to do. Well, don't worry.

214. I got just the job for you, Superstar.

215. I'm makin' a group order at a place up in Highbridge called La Fresca's.

216. It's a killer spot.

217. Their burritos are out of this world!

218. Man, it's like they fell out of a hole in the sky!

219. Yeah, good spot.

220. Yeah, hi. Placing an order.

221. Oh, when they give you hot sauce packets, can you ask for extra?

222. I have a sauce drawer at home.

223. Oh.

224. Huh?

225. - Honey, wait up. - Come back.

226. Balloon, come back!

227. Here's your balloon.

228. Oh, no. Hey! I— No! I'm not scary! I'm just—

229. I'm your friendly neighborhood flying spider!

230. Hey! That freak

231. scared my daughter! Get him!

232. - Hey! - Leave her alone.

233. Pick on someone your own size!

234. - Get him outta here! - Oh, my God!

235. Okay. I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn. This suit is another bust.

236. A little girl just screamed when she saw me.

237. Damn! I was afraid of that.

238. What if we added a smiley face to the mask?

239. Okay. That's even creepier.

240. But— No! None of these suits are right! I feel like an idiot.

241. Okay, okay. Calm down.

242. I know this is frustrating,

243. but it's all part of the development process.

244. Head back to Oscorp.

245. - Order? - Yeah.

246. Pickin' up for, uh...

247. Big Donovan?

248. - Hmm? - Mm-hm.

249. Here you go, man. Take care.

250. Tell Big Don we'll be seeing him soon.

251. Well, well, look who's back?

252. You ain't gettin' a tip, kid.

253. Welcome back.

254. Was there a long line or something, Superstar?

255. I almost got jumped out there.

256. And you knew it would happen, didn't you? Who was that woman?

257. Yeah, lemme guess. Dark green hair? Looks that could kill?

258. Also, she looked like she could kill you?

259. Her name's Carmilla Black. She's lieutenant for the local riffraff.

260. La Fresca's is on her group's turf.

261. They're a crew that showed up recently. Call themselves the Scorpions.

262. Nasty group. And if you thought Carmilla was unfriendly,

263. the guy running the whole operation is an even bigger psycho.

264. And that's coming from you?

265. Boy, Mac Gargan make me look like the Dalai damn Lama.

266. He ruthless.

267. The guy picks fights with other gangs just for the sport of it.

268. Your beef with him didn't involve me

269. until you sent me in there using your name!

270. Wake up, Lincoln! The Scorpions were always gonna be your problem.

271. The One Tenth is our street. This is our neighborhood.

272. You might not like the way I do things, Superstar,

273. but you wouldn't even be able to walk down to your house if it wasn't for us.

274. You wanna protect your family? Without us pushing back,

275. Gargan and Carmilla would be knockin' on their front door.

276. If it gets too bad, I can get my family somewhere else. Somewhere safe.

277. Where you gonna go, Superstar?

278. Even if you did move out, the thing about Gargan is,

279. he used to find people for a living.

280. And now, now his go-to gal has seen your face.

281. Yeah! Because of you!

282. Eh, regardless of the reasons, Gargan knows you roll with me now.

283. He'd track you down just for fun, and it wouldn't be too hard

284. with you poppin' up all over the local sports page every week.

285. Face it, kid, if you're alone, no one'll be able to help you.

286. With us? At least you got protection.

287. Yeah. That's right.

288. I don't wanna be lied to anymore, Don. You can't use me like a pawn.

289. Yeah, once I know for sure you're loyal, you won't be.

290. Now, I suggest you grab a bite to eat.

291. After all, you worked so hard to get this food.

292. Tsk. Man.

293. You gonna finish that?

294. Hmm.

295. Peter, I owe you an apology.

296. I know I've been throwing a lot at you,

297. but it's only because I want you to be equipped for whatever's out there.

298. - Like what? - Like... I don't know exactly.

299. I mean, nobody does. This city has grown accustomed to loss,

300. - destruction, chaos...

301. all caused by events we barely even understand.

302. My uncle used to say no one's tougher than New Yorkers.

303. Your uncle was right. Toughness is what helped me build this company.

304. But what is Oscorp worth if I can't use it to give back to the city?

305. Our city?

306. Like, what it's worth in US dollars?

307. I think several billion.

308. I'm serious, Peter.

309. Now that we're working together, if you're not the best hero you can be,

310. then I've failed.

311. No pressure.

312. That's why I've been forcing innovations on your suit,

313. why I've been pushing the envelope.

314. Because we're in the middle of an arms race that started way back

315. when the Avengers first formed.

316. When they defended the city from that invasion?

317. I mean, they stepped up because we needed them.

318. And that need is still there. We need more heroes than ever.

319. Stronger, better heroes.

320. Heroes that aren't one bad day away from a gamma-fueled rampage.

321. Heroes that won't decimate an entire country trying to shut down

322. a mad AI that they themselves created.

323. We need heroes who will take accountability for their actions

324. and live up to what they represent.

325. I'm scared I'm never gonna be good enough

326. to live up to what you want from me, Mr. Osborn.

327. You will. I'll help you.

328. And while those Accords force the Avengers

329. to reckon with their past mistakes and shortcomings,

330. you and I will be perfecting what comes next.

331. The first in a new generation of heroes.

332. It doesn't matter what those other potential suits you tried offered.

333. They weren't you.

334. You're Spider-Man.

335. And this... This...

336. is Spider-Man.

337. Isn't it just how you always pictured it?

338. I mean, it's... it's amazing, but I don't know.

339. You will know, though. As soon as you try it on.

340. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

341. The aerodynamics are top notch! But—

342. No buts until you see it in real action.

343. Yeah, too bad it's totally dead. No one's committing crime right now.

344. It's New York City.

345. Someone's always up to something.

346. - Mikhail, start it. - Yeah.

347. How's the take, Mila?

348. It is enough to get what we need from the inventor.

349. Well, I should hope so.

350. We're about to have half the NYPD after us.

351. Enough complaining! Stick to your role, Dmitri.

352. - This is my role! I'm the brains. - I am the brains.

353. - Mila is the muscle. - I am the muscle, too!

354. And you're the wild card, Roxanna.

355. - I am the wild card— - Shut up, Mikhail!

356. You're the guy with the van. So, drive!

357. If we wasted time prepping your plan, Dmitri,

358. the Tracksuits would've hit that stash house first. We don't do quiet.

359. Roxanna's right. We do loud!

360. - Stop, right there! - Freeze.

361. But a deft touch

362. could've avoided all this unwanted attention.

363. Who says it is unwanted?

364. Now comes the fun part!

365. - They're chargin'! - Stop.

366. Get out of the way!

367. Ooh, ooh, Mr. Osborn, got somethin' here!

368. Of course. Well, we'll have to debrief later, I'm supposed to meet—

369. Oh, no!

370. Whoa!

371. Move!

372. - Help! Help! - Oh, man.

373. Mommy!

374. Hey!

375. Someone please help!

376. You're clear!

377. Get to the side of the road!

378. - Help! Here! - Lemme help you outta there.

379. - Hey. Easy. - My daughter.

380. I'll get her. Don't worry.

381. - Now, this is living! - Unless we crash. Then, it is dying.

382. I don't know if we're going to make it through the bridge.

383. This is a lot of heat.

384. If you're scared of wolves, don't go in the woods.

385. Hey! Do svidanya. I will be back for you all.

386. - Did she just... - With all our...

387. Huh. I guess she was wild card.

388. - Hand in the air! - Okay.

389. Next time, we try your quiet thing, Dmitri.

390. Hello? Anyone still out there?

391. Help! Please!

392. Somebody help!

393. This is gonna hurt!

394. - What the— I'm fireproof? - I'm not.

395. Whoa!

396. - You're safe now. - Thank you.

397. - You're... You're amazing. - Did you see that?

398. - Thank you for saving us. - Hey! Catch your breath.

399. - I'm just glad you guys are okay. - You're a hero!

400. Uh, sorry. I gotta run. Stay safe!

401. Thank you! Thank you!

402. Okay, I'll admit, I wasn't sold at first, but it was so awesome!

403. We have a winner, Mr. Osborn.

404. Holy crap! You're Spider-Man.

405. No, I'm n... not.

406. As we've been following the high-speed chase,

407. Mikhail Sytsevich, Dmitri Smerdyakov,

408. and Roxanna Volkov were all taken into custody.

409. Their accomplice, a woman known as Mila Masaryk, is still at large.

410. Miss Masaryk, how can I help you this evening?