Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 1x2

Directed by Liza Singer

Cathy Ang as Pearl Pangan (voice) • Andre Robinson as Additional Voices (voice) • Arthur Ortiz as Additional Voices (voice) • Diamond White as Additional Voices (voice) • Griffin Puatu as Additional Voices (voice)

Peter begins an exclusive internship, but his first day is way more complicated than he expected.

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1. All right, Peter, this is the first day of the rest of your life...

2. at a high school for geniuses.

3. How bad could this possibly go?

4. I don't think she's interested, buddy!

5. - Hurray! - Good save, kid.

6. - So, you got a name, hero? - I'm Peter Parker.

7. Nice to meet you, Pete. I'm Nico Minoru.

8. Peter? What happened to him?

9. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

10. Okay, Parker!

11. If you can stop a truck, you can ask out the girl of your dreams!

12. About that, someone beat you to it.

13. Mr. Taylor, can I work with Peter?

14. - Lonnie? - So, smart guy.

15. You ready to get to work?

16. Hello, Peter, it's nice to meet you.

17. My name is Norman Osborn.

18. I know. I... I mean, of course, I've heard of you.

19. - Who hasn't? - Oh.

20. I had to look him up on my phone.

21. Uh, May, he's, like, one of the most famous guys in NYC.

22. Well, it's not a competition, but, yes, I'd say I'm up there.

23. I thought I recognized the face,

24. but, Peter, you know how I am with names.

25. I'm sorry about that Mr. Osborn, sir, uh,

26. but why exactly are you here?

27. Well, I'd call it outreach, Peter.

28. I've been doing research with local schools,

29. taking a look at available academic records,

30. and I found yours over at Bales High. Now, needless to say,

31. I was very impressed.

32. Oh. Wow.

33. Really? But I'm only a freshman,

34. and I... I wasn't even supposed to be at that school, you know?

35. I'm sure that's true for a lot of ex-Midtown hopefuls.

36. - You had to adapt. And you did. - My God. Can you believe that?

37. You're already excelling at advanced junior and senior-level science courses.

38. That shows promise,

39. and I want that promise working with me at Oscorp.

40. Cool.

41. I'm offering you an exclusive internship, Peter.

42. Cool. That's... Wait. You mean... You mean, like a job?

43. You mean, I get to work in a real lab, doing real science with real scientists?

44. That's kind of the whole idea, yes.

45. It wouldn't interfere with his regular schooling, would it?

46. I... I still want him to get a well-rounded education.

47. Shakespeare, Charlemagne, all that crap.

48. - Strictly extra-curricular. - I'm so in!

49. Excellent.

50. Oh. Uh, wait. I should ask. Does this internship happen to be paid?

51. I take good care of my people, Peter.

52. Details can be ironed out when you come by

53. the Oscorp Tower after school tomorrow.

54. - Uh, tomorrow? - Yes. Four o'clock.

55. Unless you have another commitment.

56. Me? No, no.

57. N... Nothing. I mean, I— What would I possibly have going on?

58. I'm just a kid.

59. Oh, and one more thing, when you arrive tomorrow,

60. tell the staff to send you right to my office.

61. I'll give you a proper welcome.

62. Absolutely. Uh, yeah, uh, will do.

63. See you again soon, then, Peter.

64. Oh, man!

65. - This is so good. - My God.

66. - I can't— - Oh my God, May!

67. Can you believe this?

68. Shut the hell up, Parkers!

69. Good morning, New York City.

70. It's gonna be a pleasant one.

71. Mostly sunny. A high of 67, a low of 42.

72. It's gonna be like this for most of the week. So, enjoy, folks.

73. Oh, wow. These are some beautiful photos you took of the apartment next door.

74. You know, I especially love this close-up of the lady who lives there

75. punching in her alarm code

76. before she leaves for work.

77. Listen, I just got a new job and I am very busy.

78. So, in the future, if you wanna commit a robbery and have me catch you...

79. you're gonna have to reach out to my assistant

80. so I can go ahead and pencil you in.

81. This whole crime thing really needs to take a "raincheck" this week.

82. So you just hang tight until the cops come.

83. Shouldn't be long.

84. I called them right before I webbed ya. Thanks.

85. For your traffic update, Lincoln Tunnel has a 45-minute backup.

86. You might need to plan a little bit of extra time for your commute today.

87. Whoo!

88. Whoa! Whoa!

89. Hey, Parker! Don't freak out. This isn't as weird as it looks.

90. All right, you got me. It's weirder.

91. Oh, dude, let me introduce you to the crew.

92. Guys, this is my new science partner, Peter Parker.

93. - Peter, this is Johnny, our wide receiver. - 'Sup?

94. - Our flex tight end, Aaron. - Hey, Parker.

95. - And my main center man, Mike. - Go Ravens!

96. Hey, guys, it's nice to meet you.

97. - You got a big game today or somethin'? - Yeah!

98. Nah. We do this instead of practice.

99. I'm messing with you. Yeah, it's game day. You should come watch after school.

100. Oh. Maybe I can stop by for like, a second,

101. but I actually start this new internship thing today.

102. Damn, for real? Oh, then you should be the one gettin' the good luck, not us.

103. - Here. Rub the championship trophy. - Go Ravens!

104. It's wet?

105. - Yeah, Mike's got sweaty hands. - Go Ravens!

106. - Mm-hmm. - That's why he fumbles.

107. - Ugh. - Peter! Peter!

108. Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter! Peter!

109. Peter! Peter!

110. Uh—

111. Sorry, Mrs. Eberhardt. I gotta go.

112. - Can't wait for the game, Lonnie. - Me either, man. I'm gonna go off!

113. Set! Play! Hike!

114. Okay. You know, I'm happy for you and everything, Pete,

115. but I just gotta say, gross.

116. You're seriously gonna work for Norman Osborn?

117. Nobody gets as scary-rich as that guy

118. without doing some shady stuff along the way.

119. Oh come on. You don't know that.

120. He seemed really nice when I talked to him.

121. Of course, he seemed that way, but grab a shovel and dig in his backyard

122. and I'm sure you'll find skeletons right next to his underground bunker

123. filled of gold and plutonium.

124. Look, even if you're right,

125. turning him down is just turning down the chance

126. to get my hands on some really cool tech.

127. Next-gen robotics even better than the type of

128. stuff they were supposed to have at Midtown.

129. Right, right. I'm just looking out for you.

130. But if you take a side gig for Roxxon Oil, I'm staging an intervention.

131. Ah. About that...

132. Congratulations, Petey. I didn't mean to eavesdrop,

133. but a job at Oscorp? I mean, May's gotta be so proud.

134. Oh, uh, yeah. She is, totally.

135. She says I'm really... grown-up.

136. Yeah, she even lets you stay home by yourself now.

137. That's rad.

138. - So, when do you start? - Well, today, actually, Pearl.

139. Like, uh— Oh, right now. I should probably head over.

140. What? Come on, dude. This game just started.

141. Twenty-two! Big-double Z. Top to Elmhurst.

142. I got it. I got—

143. Yeah! Touchdown!

144. Whoo!

145. There it is! There it is, Lincoln!

146. Touchdown, baby! Whoo!

147. Yeah!

148. Whoo!

149. I have a feeling I know how it'll end.

150. Ravens never lose.

151. - So you're bailing, Pete? - Don't worry, Nico. We don't need him.

152. You're right. Bye, Pete.

153. Have fun, guys. I can't be late on my first day.

154. - You're late. - What?

155. How is that even possible? I got here two minutes early.

156. You were supposed to be here 15 minutes early

157. so we could take your ID photo.

158. - Wait, nobody told me I— - Please, sign in.

159. I started Oscorp to be a leader in the industries that I believe

160. will define our future.

161. And all these years later, I'm sticking to that promise.

162. Now that you're here, you'll be held to it, too.

163. Uh, do you happen to know where his office is?

164. Mr. Osborn actually told me to come see him when I got here.

165. - Sure, kid. - No, really, he did.

166. Don't move. Face forward.

167. - Ugh. Do we have time for a redo? - Report to the lab on floor 17.

168. - Hi. I'm Jeanne. You're nervous. Don't be. - Uh...

169. But your backpack's about to get caught in the elevator door, though.

170. Look out for that.

171. Huh? Whoa.

172. Hi! I'm... I'm Peter.

173. Greetings, Peter. You're just in time.

174. We were introducing ourselves and where we are from.

175. I am Asha, and I hail from Wakanda.

176. That's Amadeus, who is from the Lower East Side.

177. While Jeanne hails from the Long Island.

178. Uh, where are you from, Peter?

179. Oh, me? I'm from Queens.

180. Incredible! Each of us from places all over the world,

181. meeting here for the first time.

182. I don't want to be dramatic, but this might be our destiny.

183. Wow. Our destiny, huh? Someone should have told Pete here that.

184. He might've shown up on time for it.

185. - You can call me Dr. Cho. - Oh, I, uh...

186. I'm so sorry, sir.

187. I am not usually late. Well, actually, I am a lot,

188. but this time, I wasn't going to be, and then, of course, I was.

189. Unbelievable.

190. I didn't ask for any interns, and now Mr. Osborn saddles me with four.

191. I am Dr. Wittman, and I will be overseeing you.

192. Each of you has shown great aptitude for your age,

193. - and were... - Wait. I thought you were in charge.

194. - I am. They just don't know it yet. - ... to blah, blah.

195. You may be geniuses

196. back at whatever daycare you study at,

197. but in my lab, your squishy little brains will be juiced for all they're worth.

198. Why are you raising your hand?

199. - Well, I have a question. - Then ask it with your mouth.

200. Oh, okay, right. Uh...

201. Well, Mr. Osborn told me to come see him when I got here today,

202. so I was wondering when a good time to do that would be,

203. and also, uh, wondering where he is.

204. Gotta love it.

205. First day, and Pete's already gunning to become the CTO

206. of the whole company, huh?

207. Talk about a go-getter.

208. Why does everyone think I'm joking?

209. Enough. Enough!

210. It's time to see how you all measure up in a real laboratory environment.

211. You, solve the equation on the whiteboard.

212. You, rewire the circuit board on table two.

213. You, I want the contents of all six test tubes in the back identified.

214. - And, you... - Hmm?

215. - Eyes on this microscope. - Yeah, coming.

216. I am not seeing anything.

217. Wow, nothing gets by you, Hawkeye. I haven't put a slide on yet.

218. How you perform at these basic functions will determine what division of Oscorp

219. your intellect will be best applied to.

220. - Biotechnology, pharmaceuticals... - Oh, and what about robotics?

221. Oh, if you think you can hack it, junior.

222. But judging by you chit-chatting instead of sample analyzing,

223. I wouldn't hold my breath.

224. Asha, go see the head of aerospace technologies.

225. You've been placed.

226. Jeanne Foucault, you've gotten the attention of Oscorp's

227. quantum computation think tank.

228. As for robotics...

229. Amadeus Cho.

230. Hell, yeah!

231. Pound it, bro.

232. Parker, you're finally up.

233. I'll let Dr. Connors introduce herself.

234. Hi, Peter. I'm Carla Connors,

235. currently with Oscorp's energy research division.

236. Oh. Energy research? Wow. That... That sounds really cool.

237. I'm glad you think so, Peter.

238. It's what we will eat, sleep, and breath while we work together

239. on your intern project.

240. In your case, we'll be focusing on trying to create

241. a new self-sustaining battery, of sorts.

242. - Oh, you mean like the Stark Arc Reactor? - Exactly like that.

243. But, except not like that, because he patented that.

244. Oh, this is gonna be awesome. Thank you for picking me.

245. You know, after listening to Dr. Wittman, I was, kinda worried

246. this job might not be very fun.

247. Wittman's the type of person who treats this work like a competition.

248. A race to be the first to figure something out.

249. You don't need to think like that to be a good scientist, Peter.

250. I'm really glad to hear that.

251. Now, let's get you up to speed on some of these core concepts.

252. Ah. Hmm.

253. Okay, so, if we want to maximize the applications for this battery,

254. we need to run some models.

255. Don't worry. Take that. We're overdue for a break.

256. Let's regroup in 15, and we can prepare our research

257. for Dr. Wittman.

258. - Hey, Nico. What's up? - Well, we won the football game.

259. Everyone's throwing Gatorade and making bird noises now.

260. Awesome. How many home runs did Lonnie slam dunk?

261. Wow. There is a lot to unpack there.

262. Anyway, how's the internship?

263. Started bad. Got worse. But now it's great.

264. From suck to success, the Peter Parker story. Glad to hear it.

265. Hey, Nico, if that's Parker, I better see him at Sweaty Mike's tonight!

266. Forget the trophy, he's my new good luck charm.

267. - Love you, Pete.

268. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so we got invited to a party.

269. Wait, us as in you and me?

270. Like, Nico and Peter invited to a party?

271. - Are we suddenly becoming cool? - Yeah.

272. I mean, I've been cool, Pete.

273. I don't wanna go to this party without you, though, if you're stuck at work.

274. We're about to wrap up for the day. I just have my last review. Um...

275. Text me the address and I'll meet you there. Okay?

276. Uh, all right. See you there.

277. I barely had time to blink before pointing out all the redundancies

278. in their programming logic.

279. It'll take all night to whip that code vomit into shape.

280. Oh! Peter, Peter, join us.

281. Hey, guys, how's it been, uh... going?

282. - Ah, I was just talking about— - We're watching TV,

283. instead of letting Cho talk again.

284. Crusher Hogan off the top—

285. Harry, here for the camera—

286. Firefighters are unable to contain the flames,

287. while the arsonist remains active in the abandoned structure.

288. Wait, wait, don't change it!

289. Why? It's just the news, dude.

290. I just, uh, really like... fire?

291. Love watching it, uh, you know, burn.

292. - Uh... - Hmm.

293. That's a bit of a red flag, Peter.

294. Residents say the historic building, only two blocks west

295. from DeWitt Clinton Park, was recently red-tagged.

296. Two blocks west...

297. Okay, uh, you know, you're right. Go, go ahead and change it, guys.

298. I actually just, and this is nuts,

299. uh, I remembered I left something in the bathroom,

300. which I have to go use as well.

301. So...

302. uh, deuces. Parker out.

303. Uh, I'm going to go hide the matches.

304. Just this once, please make it quick.

305. Attention. You must vacate the building.

306. Oh, yeah, yeah. I will once there's no building left.

307. Who the hell are you?

308. One sec. Civilians first, crazy guy second.

309. - Hello? Is anyone still in here? - I'm not a monster, dude.

310. I made sure this place was empty before I sparked it.

311. You did? Well, thank you. Funny enough, I am in a rush.

312. So, I appreciate you making this easy for me.

313. It'll be even easier if you drop the wannabe hero act...

314. and scram!

315. As you can see, I'm kind of busy here.

316. The developer's payin' me beaucoup bucks

317. to burn this whole block down...

318. so they can buy it back for cheap.

319. You're looking at the future site of 52nd Street's newest luxury high-rise!

320. Wait. We're on 51st Street.

321. Huh?

322. You're burnin' the wrong building down, dude.

323. Oh, you gotta be kidding me! This place is a dump.

324. It was begging to go up in flames!

325. I still got plenty of fuel.

326. Pure butane, baby!

327. - Whoa! - I'll torch everything!

328. And I'll torch you, too!

329. You are coming in hot right now.

330. How about you cool off?

331. My 15-minute break ended 25 minutes ago,

332. so I was really hoping this wouldn't turn into a whole thing.

333. Oh, it's definitely a thing!

334. My bad.

335. Oh, hey, I'm so sorry. I really did not mean to hit you that hard.

336. I guess I still don't know my—

337. Hey, I was apologizing.

338. I don't need an apology.

339. What the—

340. Time for walkies.

341. Where are you, bug boy?

342. - Oh, no. - There you are.

343. You were almost a hot dog.

344. Whoa!

345. Okay. Sit, Spider-Dog! Good Spider-Dog.

346. Oh, I'm going to exterminate you.

347. Bad pyromaniac!

348. I'm done chasing you.

349. Okay? You're safe.

350. Or not. Sorry about that.

351. Oh, no.

352. Ow! Stop, drop, and roll.

353. Okay, next suit's gotta fireproof.

354. - Caught you, bug boy. - Not quite.

355. Here, eat up. It'll make your coat nice and shiny!

356. It wasn't supposed to go this way! No, no, no, no, no. Come on. Come on!

357. I don't know where you got those things,

358. but I feel like you definitely voided the warranty.

359. Huh?

360. Was that a knockout? Did I knock you out?

361. Oops. Sorry, dude. Ugh, scared the hell out of me.

362. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

363. Don't go towards the light. I don't wanna be a fish murderer.

364. Hmm. Well, what do we have here?

365. Oh, sh—

366. Where is he Connors? He is your responsibility.

367. Bentley, calm down.

368. Peter is just getting supplies from Dr. Bond's office.

369. I, in fact, sent him to.

370. There's nothing to get heated about.

371. I'm here. I'm here. There— There was a long line at the...

372. uh, bathroom.

373. Supplies? Then why is he walking in empty-handed?

374. You, this is a secure building, you ignorant child!

375. You can't just stroll around it like you own the place!

376. - Oh, I— - This is not a summer camp.

377. I'm not your groovy camp counselor

378. who will let you sip a cold one and go skinny dipping in the lake.

379. - Huh? - Relax, Bentley. That's enough.

380. No, he needs to understand—

381. Mr. Osborn wants a word with you.

382. Tell him I'm busy, you worthless walkie-talkie jockey.

383. Not you. I meant him.

384. I'm sorry, Peter.

385. RIP to your future career prospects, bro.

386. Even though our time together was short, I will never forget you.

387. I won't lie. There is a really good chance I will forget you.

388. Bye, skeeter.

389. - Hey, Pete. - Uh...

390. Hey, you made it.

391. It's crazy, man. I wish you woulda tell me about it.

392. Excuse me. Hey, watch it. Behind you.

393. - Oops. My bad, bro. - Ugh.

394. Go Ravens!

395. Guess you got busy.

396. I'm bailing on this party. Talk to you later.

397. I know I messed up today, Mr. Osborn.

398. I messed up so much today,

399. and I wish that I could explain why, but I can't.

400. If I could, I—

401. Well, you know what? It doesn't matter. I just—

402. You gotta believe me when I say that I can do better.

403. I can be better. Just don't fire me, please.

404. Give me another chance.

405. So...

406. You're Spider-Man.