Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 1x10

1. Hey, ugly!

2. I don't think she's interested, buddy!

3. Where do you think you're going?

4. Are you okay?

5. Nice to meet you, Pete. I'm Nico Minoru.

6. I... am... Spider-Man.

7. Seeing you today, watching you save people,

8. and not even thinking about yourself,

9. I saw a hero. The same one that saved me last year at Midtown.

10. - You can burden me anytime! - Thanks, Petey. It means a lot.

11. Jeanne? You're not supposed to be up here.

12. I'm trying to help you understand

13. what's really going on.

14. Osborn is hiding something.

15. Oscorp is better than ever.

16. We're even close to space exploration.

17. What are you babbling on about?

18. Thanks to the blood sample

19. we received the other evening, we will be able to successfully replicate

20. Spider-Man's unique DNA structure

21. - in no time. - Splendid.

22. Morning, Rockford students. Coach Grayfield, here.

23. I just wanted to congratulate our boys on giving it their all

24. in last week's championship game.

25. We didn't bring home the gold, that's okay. Happens...

26. And we'll be having some tryouts over summer for a number of positions,

27. including quarterback. Hope to see some new faces out there.

28. Come on, Petey. Where are you?

29. Hey, I'm sure Pete's close. Just give him a few more minutes.

30. Uh, dude, Nico says Pearl is flipping out. Something about a diorama.

31. I know! I know! I'm bringing it right after this.

32. Okay, well, wrap it up. I don't think you've got a lot of time.

33. I'm working on it.

34. Maybe you should cut back on Spider-Manning before school.

35. Just a thought.

36. Whoa! Okay. I don't control when people's cars get stolen, Harry.

37. Big day today, everybody.

38. We'll be presenting our chemical reaction models to the class.

39. It will factor in heavily to your final grades.

40. Who should go first?

41. Me!

42. - Nico? - What?

43. Usually I have to wake you up when it's time to give a presentation.

44. Good one.

45. Guess I must have had too much coffee this morning

46. - because I got energy to burn. - Huh?

47. Will the owner of a red sedan please come see me?

48. I chased your car down to a chop shop.

49. Hey, thank you, Spider-Man.

50. And here's your... your...

51. - No, please. - It's yours.

52. Thanks! I gotta run. Stay safe.

53. Bye!

54. And, uh, that, uh-huh...

55. explains... photosynthesis.

56. Okay! That was... long.

57. Thank you, and let's move on to Pearl, Emma, and Peter.

58. Um... Mr. Taylor, our model is—

59. Wait! Don't start yet.

60. Right here.

61. - Peter, what happened to it? - What? Funny story.

62. We are waiting, you three.

63. Uh... Um...

64. Iron oxidation

65. is a progressive process...

66. that results in a flaky brown layer...

67. With these coins being produced

68. in the Han Dynasty way back in 1800...

69. Which is why way my grandma still uses that cast iron skillet to this very day.

70. That was surprisingly informative.

71. Rust! And if you have any more questions, please consult our diorama.

72. And follow me.

73. Top notch work, y'all.

74. Well, have to call it an A-minus since your model is a bit, uh... lacking.

75. You cut it close there. Don't scare me like that again, Peter.

76. Yeah, sorry I— Wait, you just called me Peter.

77. - Hey, thanks for buying me time. - Of course!

78. You gonna be able to live with the fact that you got an A-minus

79. on a science project?

80. Yeah, well, you know, grades aren't everything.

81. Boom! This is what peak academic performance looks like.

82. I'm only a freshman

83. and they're already declaring me omega cum laude.

84. That sounds like you made it up.

85. Oh! Oh.

86. Don't be jealous just because you have nothing to flex about, Parker.

87. The NYPD has none other than Spider-Man to thank

88. for solving a number of automobile thefts.

89. The vigilante single-handedly took down...

90. - You're right. I'm nobody special. - Hey!

91. Don't say that, Peter. We're all special.

92. Indeed you are. If you weren't, I wouldn't have hired you.

93. You've all completed remarkable projects for Oscorp during your internship

94. and it's my privilege to oversee them personally in their final stages.

95. Really? You didn't seem to be paying much attention before.

96. Oh, make no mistake, I was, Jeanne.

97. But you were all under enough pressure without me adding to it.

98. Now, follow me, everyone.

99. Oh, uh, I thought we were set up on this floor.

100. I had Dr. Wittman move everything to a more secure testing lab.

101. Welcome to Project Monolith.

102. The most ambitious venture in Oscorp's history.

103. Asha, you probably recognize the star maps

104. you and the aerospace team spent so long drawing up.

105. That's right, Jeanne. Your quantum tunneling algorithms are

106. a vital part of this too.

107. As is Amadeus' masterwork of engineering. It's—

108. A mechanical frame capable of suspending an Einstein-Rosen bridge.

109. Yes!

110. Yeah, I figured out what we were really doing a long time ago, Chief.

111. The schematics you wanted...

112. built were a dead giveaway.

113. It's a gateway, people! To outer space.

114. And I'm betting Pete's magnetic generator powers the whole thing.

115. A gateway? Dr. Connors, did you know about this?

116. No. What's all this about, Norman?

117. It's about doing the impossible.

118. Together, we've unlocked faster than light travel.

119. Instant matter relocation. The limitless resources of the galaxy

120. are now at our very fingertips.

121. And I say, let the harvest begin!

122. I always knew I'd change the world.

123. We've already seen this type of technology utilized on Earth, just not by humanity.

124. Thor's arrival in New Mexico, the Chitauri invaders here in New York,

125. and reports about the unidentified attack that left Midtown High in ruins.

126. There are beings that can traverse space in an instant. Now, we can too.

127. Each of those events caused massive amounts of destruction, Norman.

128. You have to think about what you're inviting here.

129. Oh, I have, Carla, and I'm inviting evolution.

130. It's a wild, wild universe out there, and a flawed group like the Avengers

131. isn't enough to keep us dominant in it.

132. So, we're pushing forward on our own.

133. We will take from the stars themselves and become as formidable

134. as those we once revered as gods.

135. None of that matters. We didn't agree to this.

136. Being involved with this project will skyrocket your careers.

137. I always have your best interests at heart, Jeanne.

138. No one knows that better than, Peter. Right, Peter?

139. - I— Mr. Osborn, I— - Show them, Dr. Wittman.

140. Punch in some stellar coordinates from a quiet quadrant.

141. On it, sir.

142. Uh, no, I... I haven't vetted those coordinates...

143. Relax, it's a barren void, kid. We're just trying to prove a point here.

144. Aren't you all amazed?

145. I mean, look at what we've been able to accomplish.

146. Uh, Mr. Osborn, I haven't done anything yet.

147. Norman Osborn, I am Doctor Stephen Strange,

148. and your experiment must not continue.

149. You are opening the door to the cosmos, and you cannot even comprehend

150. the unimaginable horrors that lie beyond it.

151. On behalf of the sorcerers of the world, I'm putting an end to this.

152. "The sorcerers"? Is that a new group of superhuman lunatics

153. I'm supposed to be aware of?

154. It's you! You're the guy from Midtown.

155. Greenwich Village, actually.

156. Wait. You're saying he's the one who leveled that school?

157. It was you! You destroyed Midtown High!

158. You're the one creating disasters, not me!

159. What are you even talking about? I was never there.

160. There's an eyewitness who says otherwise. Or maybe you don't remember

161. with all the collateral damage you've caused.

162. - Excuse me? - I will not.

163. You guys with your powers, floating above us as if you're better,

164. not realizing the problems you're making for us to clean up.

165. The lives you're changing with the people you hurt,

166. the destruction you cause, the schools you destroy!

167. You're delusional. This isn't 21 Jump Street.

168. I'm not going undercover in schools and blowing them up.

169. Come on! The only threat here is that thing!

170. No. It's you.

171. I don't know many sane people who call themselves sorcerers.

172. Security, handle him!

173. Wittman, activate Monolith.

174. It's time to prove all the naysayers wrong!

175. I don't know, Mr. Osborn,

176. maybe you should listen to the magic doctor?

177. Do it now!

178. No!

179. You have to shut it down now!

180. Breathtaking.

181. Congratulations, everyone. Perfectly safe. And no unimaginable horrors.

182. What on earth?

183. Exactly. Everyone, get outta here!

184. - This way, people! - Move, people. Move!

185. Everyone, back.

186. How... How is this happening again?

187. Asha, watch out!

188. - Where's Peter? Where's Peter? - Hurry, Dr. Connors!

189. Peter, come on!

190. Oh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

191. Sorry tall, dark, and slimy.

192. Meals aren't included on your intergalactic flight plan.

193. Hey, Doc, you might wanna start running now.

194. Yes, I think you're absolutely correct. Thank you, Spider-Man.

195. Come on, you traveled all the way across the galaxy

196. and this is what you wanna do? Ugh, tourists.

197. Okay. This alien doesn't like my jokes either.

198. You're welcome.

199. - Mr. Osborn, you okay? - I didn't intend for this, Peter.

200. You have to believe me, I never thought this would happen.

201. You— You gotta get outta here.

202. Nice of you to join us.

203. - The name's Spider-Man. - I'm Strange.

204. No more strange than the gooey alien trying to kill us!

205. You're going to the Dark Dimension

206. until I can figure out how to get you back home.

207. Wait!

208. Whoa!

209. Can you teach me to do that?

210. Well, only if you teach me to do that!

211. This alien is taking everything we can dish out.

212. We need to figure out how to get this guy back where he came from now!

213. I think I can get that wormhole thing open again,

214. - but I'll need a bit of time. - I got you.

215. Okay, this thing has definitely seen better days.

216. Uh, I might need longer than I thought to run some repairs!

217. I don't think we've got time for you to—

218. Whatever happens next, you stay focused and keep working.

219. What the...

220. - Dude, how did you do— - What did I just tell you?

221. Yeah, right. Sorry!

222. All right, you and I are gonna take a little trip.

223. Hands off!

224. Where do you think you're going?

225. Wait, where are we?

226. Oh, no. We're not supposed to be here.

227. I don't think she's interested, buddy!

228. I was gonna say, "Pick on someone your own size",

229. but you're actually a lot bigger up close.

230. Good save, kid.

231. So, you got a name, hero?

232. Oh, yeah. Uh, sorry. I'm Peter Parker. How about you?

233. Nice to meet you, Pete. I'm Nico Minoru.

234. Strange, I got the battery work—

235. I got the battery working again.

236. Just in the nick of time.

237. Uh, Strange, we got a problem.

238. - Switch? - Switch.

239. You gotta be kidding me.

240. Look, I get it, you came to visit and you're loving New York.

241. But you gotta go home, man.

242. Heads up!

243. - Strange? - On it.

244. I'm gonna bring the whole portal down.

245. I can't hold it back forever, kid.

246. I almost got it.

247. If you're waiting for your moment, it's now.

248. Not good.

249. So, you do this type of thing often or...

250. It's becoming more and more common.

251. Huh.

252. In other news, Oscorp is seemingly in hot water

253. following a disastrous test gone awry.

254. Although a spokesperson for the company has told us that

255. this test went as planned, we have heard word that

256. - a few of the employees involved—

257. All right, I have had enough of Oscorp for right now.

258. Oh! Oh, Harry, I'm so sorry.

259. Oh, no, trust me. I understand.

260. All right. I'm gonna go out and run a few last minute errands.

261. Call me if you need me.

262. So, I guess your internship is over.

263. The one where we unknowingly opened a portal to the same alien

264. that destroyed our school? Yeah.

265. So, what does that mean for your whole Spider-Man thing?

266. That's a good question.

267. I mean, I'm sure my dad still wants to help you, Peter.

268. It's just a matter of if you want his help.

269. And I can't say I'd blame you if you don't.

270. I... I don't know.

271. The internship was awesome.

272. I mean, getting to work with Dr. Connors,

273. getting to innovate with Asha, Jeanne, even Cho.

274. And Mr. Osborn helped me become a hero that...

275. you know, that everyone knows and loves... mostly.

276. But all the secrets and lies...

277. I don't know that I can fully trust Oscorp again. Or Mr. Osborn.

278. Honestly, you guys would've been better off if my dad had just given you

279. a place to do your own thing,

280. without him and the other adults pulling the strings.

281. If it were up to me, I'd just sit back and let you all be geniuses.

282. Then why don't you?

283. What?

284. Why don't you create a company to do what you just said?

285. You can hire young, hungry geniuses like Peter and his friend-terns.

286. Give them the tools they need to do good without the fear of being exploited.

287. Nico, uh, that's a great idea, but Harry can't just start a company—

288. - No. I could! - You could?

289. I mean, I think I could.

290. No, I totally could.

291. I've got investments and the connections to pull this off.

292. - Nico, you're a genius! - Obviously.

293. Mm, don't look now, Nico, but I think you might actually have a flair

294. for big business after all.

295. I think I'm gonna be sick.

296. Something told me I'd find you here.

297. You time-traveled, didn't you?

298. Yes. And you don't need to be a master of the mystic arts

299. to know what happened here was a mistake that could have...

300. Should have been prevented.

301. Luckily, no one got seriously hurt today. Or back then.

302. That we're aware of.

303. But who knows who many lives were altered by me and that thing,

304. going back and causing this?

305. Well, for starters, mine was.

306. I was there the day you showed up.

307. That was also the same day I became... me.

308. But... I believe that things

309. that are supposed to happen always find a way to happen.

310. Sometimes they make sense, sometimes they don't.

311. And sometimes they really, really hurt.

312. But, it's okay, because those things put us on the path to becoming

313. who we're meant to be. And this is who I'm meant to be.

314. Hey, you're pretty wise for your age.

315. - What'd you say your name was again? - Pet—

316. I mean, Spider-Man.

317. Good save, kid.

318. Wait! I... I gotta ask.

319. If that necklace can take you to the past,

320. you've probably been to the future too, right?

321. Could you tell me what to expect?

322. I... I wanna make sure I'm ready for whatever comes next.

323. Even if I knew, I wouldn't be able to tell you.

324. But something tells me...

325. you're ready.

326. Huh?

327. What?

328. Hmm.

329. All right, Harry, the second you hit send this thing becomes real.

330. Okay. It's done.

331. Welcome to

332. the Worldwide Engineering Brigade.

333. Hey!

334. Everything all right?

335. You usually move quicker than this.

336. Looks like Osborn's kid is following in daddy's footsteps.

337. Claims to have good intentions though.

338. Yeah, everyone usually does. You mind keeping an eye on him, Finesse?

339. Sure. I already infiltrated one company

340. to spy on an Osborn for you.

341. Why not do it again?

342. And they say sarcasm isn't a superpower.

343. Yeah, Mom. It's called W.E.B. I think it's just the thing I need

344. to help me get back on track.

345. Something like this will look great on my transcript.

346. Yeah. I know. At the very least, community college.

347. Yeah. I promise, Mom.

348. Okay, I'll be home in a few hours.

349. Wanna get in some more studying before that GED test.

350. Okay, I love you, too.

351. Well, well, well, look who it is.

352. Man, it took you long enough.

353. Yeah. Sorry, Tombstone. We ran into some cops and had to lose 'em.

354. It's all good.

355. So, boss...

356. where are we heading?

357. Well, I've got a few ideas on how to turn things around.

358. But, uh... first things first,

359. think it's time to find the One Tenth a new spot.

360. Spirit of the one I hold dear,

361. return to the land of the living.

362. It's so good to see you again, Mom.

363. Keep moving.

364. Second door on your right, all right?

365. I gotta say, I didn't expect you to come,

366. but you look as lovely as ever.

367. - You doing well? - Yeah. As well as can be expected.

368. Hmm. I hear you. But, yeah, I know you're not here for small talk.

369. Let's get down to brass tacks.

370. So, May...

371. how's my son doing?

372. Whoo!

373. Whoo!

374. All right, Parker. You heard the magical wizard.

375. Whatever comes next, you can handle it.

376. - Whoa, hey, Spider-Man. - Wow! Hi.

377. And even if I can't, I'll figure it out.

378. After all...

379. I'm Spider-Man!