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Young Sheldon...
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2. So the house is fine?
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3. Well, ours is.
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4. What does that mean?
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5. Your mother's house
is sorta... gone.
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6. Gone where?
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7. Everywhere.
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8. I don't have coverage
for tornadoes.
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9. You're watching CeeCee today.
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10. Well, who put you in charge?
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11. Okay. Just asking.
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12. Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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13. Heidelberg is considered
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14. one of the most beautiful cities
in Germany.
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15. Heidelberg Palace,
the Karl Theodor Bridge,
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16. the Schloss Schwetzingen.
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17. But I couldn't care less.
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18. The only sights I wanted to see
were the looks of awe
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19. on the faces of
my fellow students
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20. as I demonstrated my
intellectual superiority.
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21. Cylinders that are smaller
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22. than ten to the minus-35 meters.
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23. What's happening?
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24. You don't laugh at people
saying stupid things in Texas?
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25. You're darn tootin' we do.
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26. So who goofed?
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27. You did, dummkopf.
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28. Dummkopf? You're calling me
a dummy?
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29. Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
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30. Mr. Ziegler.
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31. He forgot to consider
the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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32. Thank you, Mr. Ziegler.
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33. Wait, what's the
Calabi-Yau manifold?
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34. Dummkopf.
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35. I was quickly learning
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36. not all Germans were the warm,
fun-loving people
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37. I was led to believe.
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38. And then they laughed
at me for not knowing
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39. something that they knew.
Who does that?
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40. You do.
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41. Well, this is no time
for a teachable moment.
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42. Your child is hurting.
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43. Sorry.
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44. There, there.
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45. I guess that'll do.
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46. Now, how about a hot beverage?
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47. Good crowd today.
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48. It's not enough. We need more.
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49. What are you talking about?
We're raking it in.
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50. We got wall-to-wall chumps.
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51. Hey!
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52. Not you. The other chumps.
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53. We're raking in quarters.
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54. I got a house to rebuild.
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55. You want to raise
the price?
Nope.
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56. I'm thinking bigger.
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57. Table games.
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58. Maybe a roulette wheel.
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59. Whoa. These machines are
already a gray area.
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60. Table games are
big-time illegal.
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61. You know why?
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62. Because they make
big-time money.
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63. What are the cops gonna say?
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64. "Thank you for
my new fishing boat"?
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65. Meemaw, I can't go to jail.
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66. I've got a family
to take care of.
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67. Nobody's going to jail.
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68. Please, just take a moment
to think about it.
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69. Fine.
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70. We're doing it.
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71. Jim.
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72. Hey, sorry to just
drop by, but I found
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73. some of Mandy's
old baby stuff.
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74. Figured I'd bring it over.
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75. Yeah, well, Mandy's not here.
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76. She took the baby
for a check-up,
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77. but you're welcome to wait.
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78. Have a beer, watch the Astros.
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79. A beer in the middle
of the afternoon?
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80. Your wife okay with that?
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81. My wife's in Germany.
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82. Oh, my.
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83. For the whole summer.
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84. You're living the dream. Mmm.
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85. Come on.
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86. Hey, Missy. Hey.
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87. Oh, two-for-one green beans.
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88. Oh, look at that, you got
everybody pitching in.
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89. Good for you.
Well, I am a head coach.
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90. It's what I do.
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91. Hey, that's not where the caps
go; we talked about this.
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92. Mm. Sorry. Sorry.
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93. She the assistant coach?
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94. She might own the team.
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95. Use the coasters.
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96. Professor Salzman,
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97. I just wanted to let you know
that I studied up
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98. and am now well-versed
in the Calabi-Yau manifold.
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99. Okay.
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100. It was never part
of the curriculum
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101. at East Texas Tech.
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102. East Texas Tech?
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103. Sounds charming.
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104. It's actually quite humid. Regardless,
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105. I'm ready to reassert myself
as class leader.
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106. Your classmates are from
some of the most elite
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107. universities in the world.
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108. There is no East MIT.
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109. Well, I would have gone
to a better school,
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110. but I was 11, which you have
to admit is pretty impressive.
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111. Sheldon, at some point we ask
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112. of the piano-playing dog
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113. not, "Are you a dog?"
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114. but, "Are you any good
at playing the piano?"
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115. Excuse me?
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116. You are far behind
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117. many of your peers.
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118. I have no peers.
I think they would agree.
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119. Which is why I'm going
to recommend tutoring.
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120. Me tutor them?
No.
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121. You tutor me?
No.
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122. Me tutor you?
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123. Miss Chen.
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124. Yes, Professor?
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125. You have an undergraduate degree
in education, ja?
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126. Yes, sir.
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127. Teach him.
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128. No more bets.
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129. What the hell?
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130. Where'd you get the table?
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131. I know a guy.
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132. Where'd you get him?
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133. He's the guy.
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134. Red 12.
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135. No winners.
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136. Oh-ho, there's a winner.
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137. Can we even trust him?
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138. Herman? Look at that baby face.
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139. He says, on a good night,
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140. one table can throw off
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141. a thousand dollars.
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142. That's a lot of diapers, Georgie.
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143. Huh.
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144. Maybe even a nanny.
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145. Huh!
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146. How is it, the three of y'all
living in Sheldon's room?
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147. Red 16.
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148. No winners.
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149. Hey, could you watch her
for a little while?
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150. I would, but I gotta get
to the grocery store
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151. if dinner's gonna be ready.
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152. Three-fifty.
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153. Three hundred and fifty dollars
for a dining room set?
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154. You must be crazy.
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155. That's what you said
about the jet ski,
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156. but I nailed it. Well...
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157. You guys having a good time?
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158. Oh, yeah, great time.
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159. It's over. Wha...
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160. Well, what about
Showcase Showdown?
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161. Here we go. Green beans.
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162. No. No, no, no, no, no.
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163. That's not the one
on the coupon.
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164. You want... Bottom row.
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165. Ooh, good catch.
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166. Missy'd have had my ass.
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167. Well, I'm here for you.
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168. All righty, now.
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169. Hello?
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170. Good afternoon, I'm here
for tutoring with Sheldon.
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171. Oh, he's helping you?
Isn't that nice.
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172. No, I'm helping him.
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173. Sorry?
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174. I'm tutoring him.
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175. Excuse me just a minute.
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176. Shelly?
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177. Your tutor's here.
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178. I've been thinking about it.
We should go home.
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179. Why?
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180. I miss Dad and football.
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181. The whole shebang.
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182. Honey, are you sure
this isn't because
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183. you need a tutor,
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184. and she's a little girl?
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185. Leave me alone.
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186. Didn't you say that
you wanted to come here
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187. to learn new things
and expand your horizons?
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188. What do I know? I'm a dummkopf.
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189. Oh, nobody thinks that.
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190. I do. I thought
we'd get started
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191. with anti-de Sitter space.
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192. That sounds fun. What's that?
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193. I wish I could tell you.
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194. Oh, um...
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195. Come on, I just gave you a hint.
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196. We solve for the geodesics.
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197. Wrong.
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198. Ow! Why'd you hit me?
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199. Pain is the best teacher.
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200. You're a very
impressive little girl,
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201. but there's a saying.
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202. At some point, it's not enough
to be a dog who plays the piano.
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203. You have to play the piano well.
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204. I play extremely well.
I'm a concert pianist.
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205. Of course you are.
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206. What?
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207. Sorry, just a funny part
of the Bible.
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208. for the food we're about
to receive,
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209. and bless the hands
that prepared it.
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210. And for the hands what went
to the store and bought it.
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211. Sorry, had a tough time
getting her down.
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212. She had horrible gas.
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213. Well, that's weird.
She was an angel with us.
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214. Maybe she's hungry.
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215. Maybe she's teething.
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216. You know what, let her suck
on a Slim Jim.
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217. Ooh! Two birds.
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218. You're awful quiet tonight.
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219. Oh, just work stuff.
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220. Huh, I wouldn't have thought
running a laundromat
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221. would be all that stressful.
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222. Well, Dad, you run
your own business.
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223. You know what it's like
dealing with the public.
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224. That I do. Actually,
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225. I had a guy the other day
came in
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226. returning a set of tires
I sold him a year ago,
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227. way past warranty.
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228. Put up quite a stink, too.
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229. How'd you handle it?
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230. Gave him a new set of tires.
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231. I mean, I lost a couple bucks,
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232. but got a customer for life.
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233. Smart. I could learn
a lot from you.
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234. Well, you can learn a lot
from your father, too.
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235. Hmm. All right,
what you got, big man?
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236. Uh, well...
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237. Saved by the bell.
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238. Would it kill anyone
to say "thank you"
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239. for this delicious meal?
Hello.
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240. Thanks.
Thank you.
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241. Hang on.
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242. Jim, it's your wife.
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243. Hi, honey.
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244. I am sorry,
I lost track of time.
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245. I was playing with the baby,
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246. who, I got to tell you,
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247. looks more and more
like you every day...
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248. Okey-dokey,
I will be right home.
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249. Five minutes.
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250. Gotta go.
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251. What?
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252. Nothing.
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253. Georgie, I can tell
when something's wrong.
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254. Nothing's wrong.
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255. Just tell me.
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256. Is it that obvious?
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257. Yes.
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258. All right.
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259. Meemaw put a roulette wheel
in the slot room,
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260. and I'm real worried about it.
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261. Why?
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262. The slots are already
in a gray area.
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263. A roulette wheel could
land us in jail.
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264. Okay, then tell her
you want no part of it.
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265. I did, but she said
it could throw off
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266. a thousand dollars a day.
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267. Oh.
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268. Then do it.
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269. But I could go to jail.
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270. I'll wait for you.
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271. I thought you'd be on my side.
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272. Georgie, I am on your side.
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273. In fact, we should
get married sooner
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274. so that I can't
testify against you.
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275. And also because you love me.
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276. Thousand bucks a day?
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277. You bet I love you.
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278. So listen,
I thought it over
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279. and decided
the risk is worth it.
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280. Good. Mandy on board?
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281. I didn't ask.
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282. Glad she brought you around.
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283. Listen, why don't you
shadow Herman,
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284. see how it's done.
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285. You want me to run the wheel?
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286. We should
be ready.
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287. It's the bottom of the ninth
for this guy.
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288. Red 12.
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289. No winners.
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290. You okay?
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291. Yeah.
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292. I got just the one lung.
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293. Connie said
you'd show me the ropes.
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294. Oh, sure. There's nothing to it.
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295. You'll catch on in no time.
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296. No more bets.
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297. So, we bought this
table from you?
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298. Oh, yeah.
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299. I used to have a little
gambling room of my own.
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300. Until it got shut down.
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301. Cops?
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302. Oh, no, nothing like that.
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303. Dixie mafia.
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304. They threatened to cut off my...
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305. Red 16.
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306. Cut off your what?
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307. Wrong.
What is wrong
about this?
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308. You didn't account for
all the dimensions.
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309. The Calabi-Yau manifold
has six dimensions.
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310. Only if
there's fermions.
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311. Without fermions, there could be
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312. up to 26 dimensions.
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313. What? Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis
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314. never mentioned
26 dimensions.
Who are they?
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315. They're my teachers,
and they're really smart.
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316. I've never heard of them.
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317. Well, I've probably never
heard of your teachers.
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318. I recently studied with
Henry W. Kendall.
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319. The Nobel Prize winner
for his pioneering research
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320. on the deep inelastic scattering
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321. of electrons on protons
and bound neutrons?
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322. Yes.
Never heard of him.
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323. Try again.
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324. Oh, I see the problem.
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325. This is stupid.
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326. You can't just
invent dimensions.
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327. There's this one,
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328. this one and this one.
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329. You forgot
the dimension of time.
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330. Ow. Thank you.
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331. You want to sit down
or something?
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332. I sit down,
I might not ever get up.
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333. Uh-oh.
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334. Dixie mafia.
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335. What do we do?
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336. Just stay calm.
Let me do the talking.
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337. Who's in charge here?
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338. He is.
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339. Give us the money.
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340. I-I can't.
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341. I have a daughter to support.
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342. Hope she likes being
an only child.
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343. What're you doing up?
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344. Can't sleep.
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345. Same.
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346. You want some tea?
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347. Hot tea?
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348. What am I, the Queen of England?
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349. You okay?
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350. Don't become an adult. It sucks.
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351. Too late.
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352. Do you know how much it costs
to feed a family these days?
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353. If it wasn't for double coupons,
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354. I don't know how we'd manage.
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355. Well, making the money's
no picnic either.
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356. I mean, I want to provide
for Mandy and CeeCee,
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357. but...
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358. it's really
working my last nerve.
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359. I spend my whole day
holding this house together
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360. and no one even says,
"Thank you."
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361. I get it.
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362. I get home from work,
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363. but does anyone ask
how my day was?
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364. How was your day?
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365. Don't ask.
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366. Why do we
even do it?
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367. Well, I got
a fiancée and a baby,
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368. and we're all sleeping
in Sheldon's room.
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369. Oh, yeah, you're screwed.
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370. I mean why do I do it?
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371. Hello.
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372. Why did you never tell me
there's 26 dimensions?
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373. What?
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374. I'm in Heidelberg
and I'm studying string theory,
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375. and I'm now drastically behind,
thanks to you.
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376. Sheldon, it's 3:00
in the morning.
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377. Oh, that explains why
Dr. Sturgis didn't pick up.
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378. That explains why
I'm hanging up.
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379. I had to be tutored by a child
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380. and the professor
called me a dummkopf.
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381. Now I'm glad you called.
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382. I don't like it here.
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383. I miss being
the smartest one in class.
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384. Son, if you're
always the smartest,
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385. you're never learning anything.
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386. Interesting. So what do I do?
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387. Listen.
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388. I'm listening.
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389. No, that's the answer.
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390. Try doing something
you're truly awful at:
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391. just shut up and listen.
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392. But what if I...
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393. When you're in class, listen.
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394. But I could...
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395. Guess I should pee.
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396. What, you didn't make
a big ol' breakfast?
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397. I did, and I'm eating it.
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398. And when I'm done,
I'm gonna go watch TV
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399. while you make your own
breakfast and do the dishes.
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400. But...
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401. you were doing great,
so grown-up,
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402. cooking and cleaning.
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403. Mm-hmm. Pass the syrup.
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404. I thought we had
a whole thing going here.
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405. Now we have a new thing.
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406. Look at the fridge.
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407. Chore chart?
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408. That's right.
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409. You realize it's my job
that pays for all this.
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410. That is true. Thank you.
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411. You're welcome.
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412. And thank you in advance
for doing the laundry
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413. and taking out the garbage.
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414. What about Georgie?
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415. Look at the chart.
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416. Georgie mows
the lawn
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417. and cleans
the toilet.
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418. One should not even
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419. attempt to unify
type-one und type-two...
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420. I wanted to give up
and run away,
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421. but I had read
enough comic books
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422. to know that heroes don't quit.
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423. Instead of running,
I decided to stay
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424. and face the biggest challenge
I've ever had:
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425. keeping my mouth shut.
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426. Any thoughts on
the compactification of
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427. the extra dimensions here?
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428. Mmm.
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429. Ja.
One must conserve
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430. the unbroken supercharges.
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431. Und the spherical
Hankel transform
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432. of this
equation is...
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433. This turned out to be
a pivotal moment in my life.
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434. By being open
to people smarter than me,
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435. I grew as both a man
and a scientist.
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436. Humble, brilliant...
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437. I really am the whole package.
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438. Hey.
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439. What brings you by?
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440. Well, I finished
my honey-do list,
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441. so Audrey gave me
the afternoon off.
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442. Come on in.
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443. All right, I thought
we'd do something fun.
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444. Well, this isn't fun.
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445. I didn't make
the chore chart.
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446. Just grab
a corner.
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447. There is
no corner.
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448. Georgie, give
us a hand.
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449. Oh, you don't want me
touching anything.
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