1. Previously on Young Sheldon...
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2. FLIGHT ATTENDENT
Now boarding, Flight 622.
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3. Nonstop service to Frankfort.
That's us.
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4. REPORTER
At this time, residents are
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5. strongly advised to use caution.
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6. Dad, I'm scared.
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7. Everybody, follow me, come on.
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8. No one's answering at your
meemaw's house, either.
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9. I'm starting
to get a little worried.
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10. What is all this?
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11. A miracle.
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12. I'll be better,
I promise.
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13. I know you will.
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14. Oh.
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15. Oh, my God.
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16. Oh, Connie, I'm so sorry.
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17. All my money!
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18. What? Calm down.
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19. Don't tell me to calm down.
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20. Help me pick it up.
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21. All right, all right.
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22. What are you
smiling about?
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23. All your stuffed animals
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24. blew away to Oklahoma.
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25. Good news.
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26. Found some
of your underwear in a tree.
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27. Those are your grandmother's.
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28. Ew.
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29. Did you find any diapers?
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30. Yes, but only one.
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31. Use it wisely.
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32. Okay.
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33. Thanks.
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34. Okay.
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35. Mary?
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36. Mary, let me finish.
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37. Everybody's okay.
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38. Oh, thank the Lord.
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39. So the house is fine?
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40. Well, ours is.
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41. What does that mean?
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42. Your mother's house
is sort of...
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43. gone.
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44. Gone where?
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45. Everywhere.
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46. What? Why didn't you
call me right away?
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47. Well, the phones were down, honey.
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48. That is no excuse.
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49. You're right, I'm sorry. But...
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50. again, nobody got hurt.
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51. Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.
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52. Your mom's at Dale's.
All right, well,
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53. I'll call the airlines
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54. and see when
the next flight out is.
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55. Why? To do what?
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56. To help.
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57. There's nothing to do.
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58. I got it under control.
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59. Hey, where are
the extra sheets?
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60. We have extra sheets?
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61. They're in the linen closet.
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62. We have a linen closet?
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63. Yes! I have to come home.
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64. Well, Sheldon's not gonna be
real happy about that.
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65. George, when is he ever happy?
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66. This is the greatest pretzel
I've ever had.
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67. Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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68. What do you mean I don't
have coverage for tornadoes?
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69. All right, fine,
it's a hurricane.
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70. No?
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71. Then what the hell
am I paying you for?
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72. All right, there you have it,
it's a flood.
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73. Everything's wet,
what difference does it make?
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74. You know what, I'd like
to talk to your supervisor.
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75. Hey, how's it going?
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76. I don't have coverage
for tornados.
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77. So call it a hurricane.
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78. I did.
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79. Flood?
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80. I tried that.
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81. Locusts?
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82. You're not helping.
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83. Oh, listen, come on.
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84. As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,
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85. you always got a home
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86. right here with me.
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87. Thank you. Thank you.
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88. Well, I don't want
to be a freeloader.
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89. I-I'll pay you rent.
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90. Great.
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91. My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!
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92. Well, you offered.
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93. Georgie, Mandy.
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94. Breakfast's ready.
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95. Dad, there's
other people in this house.
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96. I just got in here.
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97. I saw you bring
in a newspaper.
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98. It's not a library.
Wrap it up.
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99. Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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100. Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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101. Wow, look at you
being Mom.
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102. Say that again,
and you can make your own lunch.
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103. Oh, you're touchy
like Mom, too.
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104. Missy,
I said I'm coming!
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105. It's Mandy.
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106. Oh... uh,
be right out.
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107. Oh, that smells good.
Help yourself.
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108. You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.
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109. Thank you.
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110. How's that different
from what I said?
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111. You said our mom,
she said a mom.
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112. Totally different.
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113. No, it ain't.
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114. Bathroom's free.
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115. You wash your hands?
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116. Yes.
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117. Dad?
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118. What's this?
Your lunch.
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119. We just had a tornado.
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120. I'm not going to work.
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121. Then you're gonna help me
clean the house.
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122. Dang, it's like Mom never left.
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123. Sorry, it's like
a mom never left.
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124. Better. How about you and me
run and get groceries,
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125. baby supplies,
whatever else you need.
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126. Okay, great.
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127. Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.
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128. You're watching CeeCee today.
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129. Well, who put you in charge?
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130. Okay, just asking.
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131. Jeff, look what I found
in the garden.
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132. Oh, my goodness,
that's a lot of money.
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133. $1,230.
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134. It must've blown over
from Connie's house.
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135. You don't know that.
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136. Robin.
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137. We have to return it.
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138. Why?
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139. What do you mean why?
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140. It's the Christian thing
to do.
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141. You said yourself
she was running
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142. an illegal gambling establishment.
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143. That's true.
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144. You really think it was
a coincidence that her house
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145. was the only one on the
street to get torn up?
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146. Could be.
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147. Or could be a sign.
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148. Look at the bill,
who does it say to trust?
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149. I see it.
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150. I brought you
a wiener schnitzel.
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151. Thank you.
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152. I tried it. It's yucky.
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153. Shelly, sit down.
Why?
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154. Just sit.
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155. I don't know
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156. how else to say this
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157. other than just to say it.
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158. We have to go home.
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159. Oh, no,
who did Germany invade now?
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160. No, nothing like that.
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161. Um...
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162. there was a tornado back home.
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163. Everybody's okay,
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164. but your meemaw's house
was destroyed.
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165. But everyone's okay,
that's confirmed?
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166. Thank God, yes.
You're thanking the deity
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167. who sent the tornado?
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168. I'm not in the mood for this.
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169. We have to go.
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170. Why?
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171. Honey, your meemaw
lost her house.
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172. I'm sure she has insurance.
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173. That is not the point.
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174. Well, what is the point?
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175. What would we do
once we get there?
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176. I don't know.
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177. Uh, be there,
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178. provide solace,
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179. lend a hand.
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180. Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
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181. Too bad. We are going.
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182. Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.
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183. Sheldon, do not argue with me.
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184. You are going home.
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185. Mom, the people of Germany
are obsessed
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186. with rules and devoid of humor.
I am home.
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187. You know something?
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188. I think that tornado
had a silver lining.
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189. Oh, and what
would that be?
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190. It just blew you
right in
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191. to where you're
supposed to be.
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192. You mean it
destroyed my house
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193. so you could have sex
in the middle of the day?
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194. No.
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195. Well, yeah.
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196. Making love
and living together.
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197. Well, I don't want
to live together.
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198. This is temporary.
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199. Pretty tough talk
for a woman
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200. who didn't have
tornado insurance.
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201. Oh, no, come on!
I was joking.
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202. Do you think
I'm stupid just because
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203. I didn't have tornado insurance?
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204. We are in Texas.
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205. I live here now.
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206. All right,
Georgie and Mandy
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207. are in Sheldon's room.
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208. I'm in my room. Meemaw,
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209. you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
Dad, you get the garage.
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210. Why do I get the garage?
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211. Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?
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212. Hey.
I'm helping you.
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213. What's wrong
with the couch?
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214. Like you'd fit on the couch. Hey.
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215. Actually, maybe Meemaw
can take Sheldon's room,
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216. and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room
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217. with the bigger bed.
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218. Really? You want
to sleep on the mattress
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219. you were conceived on?
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220. Ew.
Ew.
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221. Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?
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222. There's nothing
wrong with it.
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223. It's a Sealy.
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224. We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
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225. Okay, I'll take the garage.
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226. Hey, you get to sleep
on the mattress
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227. CeeCee was conceived on.
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228. Shut up.
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229. Whoa.
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230. What's this?
She's a beauty, huh?
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231. How big is that thing?
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232. 27 inches.
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233. Don't you think
this is a decision
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234. I should've been a part of?
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235. How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.
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236. I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with this.
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237. Well, then I'll decide.
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238. MAN
A spider that lives on his hand.
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239. Walker, Texas Ranger.
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240. Tell me that's not
a sign from God.
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241. Geez Louise!
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242. It's like we're
in a movie theater.
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243. If you're still uncomfortable,
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244. I can return it.
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245. I-I guess it's okay.
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246. I'll make popcorn.
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247. Why are you testing me?
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248. I need to change
our return flights.
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249. As soon
as possible.
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250. What are you doing?
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251. Uh...
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252. Tonight would be great.
How much?
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253. Sheldon Lee Cooper!
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254. I told you
I'm not going home.
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255. I am your mother.
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256. What I say goes.
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257. What are you doing?
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258. Passive resistance.
Good luck lifting my limp body.
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259. Your grandmother lost her home.
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260. And I feel terrible, but
I can't change what happened.
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261. You could be there
for your meemaw.
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262. Does she even want us there?
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263. Of course she does.
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264. Let's ask her.
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265. There's too many people
here already.
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266. You'd just be in the way.
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267. No need to thank me.
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268. We could be back by tomorrow.
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269. Are you deaf? I said don't come.
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270. We will
get through this together.
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271. God will provide.
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272. What's wrong with you?
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273. Nothing.
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274. Put Sheldon on the phone.
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275. No.
Let me talk to her.
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276. Love you, bye.
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277. Hi. Is your meemaw home?
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278. She took the baby for a walk.
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279. Oh.
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280. Is she gonna be gone long?
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281. Do you want to wait?
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282. I just made a pot of coffee.
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283. You like coffee?
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284. I'm about to find out.
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285. Come on in, I don't want to
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286. air condition
the whole neighborhood.
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287. Well, sure. Thank you.
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288. How'd your meemaw
seem this morning?
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289. Cranky.
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290. Well, she's always cranky.
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291. Can you be more specific?
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292. You may need more flowers.
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293. Right. Well, it's been
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294. pretty traumatic around here.
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295. Try some
cream and sugar in there.
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296. Nah.
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297. Black's good.
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298. So, what'd you do that
pissed her off?
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299. Well, I'm not gonna talk to you
about none of this.
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300. 'Kay.
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301. What makes you think
it was my fault?
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302. The flowers,
your hang-dog face...
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303. This is my regular face.
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304. 'Kay.
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305. What goes on
between me and your grandma
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306. is none of your business.
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307. 'Kay.
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308. She totally overreacted.
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309. Mm-hmm.
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310. Maybe a little.
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311. There we go.
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312. Wow, this place is hopping.
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313. Half the town's
still got no power.
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314. Oh, check this out.
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315. Damn.
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316. I know.
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317. What is it
about a tornado
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318. that makes people
want to gamble?
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319. Don't know.
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320. Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.
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321. If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.
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322. Here's to hoping.
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323. Where's CeeCee?
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324. She's with Connie.
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325. Oh, cool.
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326. Oh, hey,
your mom stopped by
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327. the video store earlier.
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328. What'd she want?
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329. She was just being nice.
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330. Oh, Georgie, grow up.
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331. No, I'm serious.
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332. She heard about Meemaw's house
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333. and offered us a place to live.
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334. There it is.
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335. The-the niceness?
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336. She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.
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337. All I heard is
they got two bathrooms.
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338. Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.
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339. You realize even if business
stays like this,
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340. we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.
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341. Georgie, I am not
living with my parents.
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342. Okay, what if... No.
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343. You don't even know
what I was going to say.
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344. You wanted to
live there by yourself.
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345. How do you do that?
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346. You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?
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347. It was a joke.
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348. The only thing
I got wrong was the timing.
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349. If I said it
two or three years later,
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350. everybody's laughing
their ass off.
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351. Hey, look
who's here.
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352. Shh, she's sleeping.
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353. Sorry.
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354. What're you doing here?
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355. He came to apologize.
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356. Nobody's talking to you.
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357. Cranky, cranky.
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358. Don't you have
some place better to be?
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359. Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.
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360. I am buzzing.
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361. Hi.
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362. I brought you flowers.
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363. Thank you.
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364. I was stupid.
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365. No, I was stupid.
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366. This feels like a trap.
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367. I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,
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368. 'cause I didn't think
anything like this
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369. was gonna ever happen to me,
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370. and...
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371. now I've lost everything.
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372. Worse, I've lost
living with Mandy
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373. and my little
great-granddaughter,
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374. and...
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375. I liked that.
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376. Yeah, I get it.
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377. But look on
the bright side,
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378. you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.
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379. Before you know it,
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380. you're gonna have
enough money to rebuild.
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381. Assuming you stay out of jail.
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382. Eh, two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.
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383. Hey, Jeff.
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384. Oh, George.
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385. Ooh, what do you
got there?
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386. New TV?
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387. Yeah.
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388. Ooh. Trinitron.
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389. That's pricey.
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390. There was a sale.
Where?
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391. I don't know, my wife bought it.
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392. Probably with coupons.
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393. You lucky duck.
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394. Yeah.
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395. He doth provide.
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396. I guess so.
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397. How big is it?
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398. I don't really know.
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399. Well...
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400. it says 27 inches on the box.
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401. 27.
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402. Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
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403. Excuse me.
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404. Um...
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405. Herr Dr. Pepper?
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406. Ah, nein.
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407. Um, sweet tea?
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408. Oh, oh. Um...
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409. Uh, susser tea?
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410. Ah. Nein.
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411. Bier?
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412. Sure.
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413. Danke.
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414. Bítte.
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415. Oh.
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416. Grande.
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417. Mmm.
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418. I'm from America.
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419. No kidding.
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420. It's good.
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421. Who's hungry for spaghetti?
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422. Oh.
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423. Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.
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424. Is that a problem?
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425. No, just...
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426. would've been nice
if someone told me.
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427. I'm sorry.
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428. All right, grace.
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429. We're still doing that?
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430. We survived a tornado.
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431. Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
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432. and bless the hands
that prepared it,
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433. which are mine.
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434. I got it.
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435. Amen.
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436. Missy, I'm really impressed
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437. how you stepped up.
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438. Thanks, it's easier now that
I've discovered coffee.
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439. There's vegetables
in the spaghetti.
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440. Since when do we eat vegetables?
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441. We got one bathroom.
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442. Got to keep things moving.
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443. That's very important.
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444. Who's knocking at suppertime?
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445. This is your TV now.
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446. I can't have this
on my conscience.
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447. I don't want to go to hell.
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448. You'll need this.
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449. Sweet.
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450. Georgie!
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451. So, you're
from Texas?
Ja.
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452. Where is your cowboy hat?
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453. Oh, I don't have one.
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454. Boots?
No.
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455. Horse?
No.
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456. Gun?
No.
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457. Are you sure you're from Texas?
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458. Well, I do think
I'm better than everyone else.
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459. That's mighty Texan.
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460. Hey, honey.
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461. Mother.
Oh, I love this country.
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462. Mwah!
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463. I don't know what could have
gotten into her.
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464. Probably jet lag.
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465. 27 inches.
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466. We're living in the future.
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467. Boy, that
color's amazing.
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468. Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.
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469. Why'd Pastor Jeff
give this to you?
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470. I have no idea.
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471. You didn't ask him?
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472. Didn't care.
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473. Are you staying the night?
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474. 'Cause we're gonna need to
lay a few ground rules.
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475. You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.
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476. In the Paleolithic era,
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477. when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,
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478. it was a signal to the rest
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479. that they'd eaten something
poisonous and...
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480. Oh, scooch.
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481. Like that.
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482. Another fun fact...
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