1. Previously on Young Sheldon...
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2. Now boarding, Flight 622.
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3. Nonstop service to Frankfort.
That's us.
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4. At this time, residents are
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5. strongly advised to use caution.
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6. Dad, I'm scared.
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7. Everybody, follow me, come on.
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8. No one's answering at your
meemaw's house, either.
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9. I'm starting
to get a little worried.
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10. What is all this?
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11. A miracle.
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12. I'll be better, I promise.
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13. I know you will.
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14. My God.
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15. Connie, I'm so sorry.
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16. All my money!
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17. What? Calm down.
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18. Don't tell me to calm down.
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19. Help me pick it up.
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20. All right, all right.
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21. What are you smiling about?
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22. All your stuffed animals
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23. blew away to Oklahoma.
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24. Good news.
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25. Found some
of your underwear in a tree.
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26. Those are your grandmother's.
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27. Ew.
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28. Did you find any diapers?
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29. Yes, but only one.
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30. Use it wisely.
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31. Okay.
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32. Thanks.
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33. Okay.
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34. Mary?
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35. Mary, let me finish.
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36. Everybody's okay.
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37. Thank the Lord.
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38. So the house is fine?
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39. Well, ours is.
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40. What does that mean?
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41. Your mother's house
is sort of...
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42. gone.
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43. Gone where?
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44. Everywhere.
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45. What? Why didn't you
call me right away?
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46. Well, the phones were down, honey.
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47. That is no excuse.
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48. You're right, I'm sorry. But...
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49. again, nobody got hurt.
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50. Okay, Mandy and the baby
are staying with us.
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51. Your mom's at Dale's.
All right, well,
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52. I'll call the airlines
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53. and see when
the next flight out is.
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54. Why? To do what?
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55. To help.
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56. There's nothing to do.
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57. I got it under control.
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58. Hey, where are the extra sheets?
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59. We have extra sheets?
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60. They're in the linen closet.
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61. We have a linen closet?
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62. Yes! I have to come home.
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63. Well, Sheldon's not gonna be
real happy about that.
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64. George, when is he ever happy?
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65. This is the greatest pretzel
I've ever had.
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66. Ich bin ein Heidelberger!
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67. What do you mean I don't
have coverage for tornadoes?
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68. All right, fine,
it's a hurricane.
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69. No?
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70. Then what the hell
am I paying you for?
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71. All right, there you have it,
it's a flood.
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72. Everything's wet,
what difference does it make?
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73. You know what, I'd like
to talk to your supervisor.
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74. Hey, how's it going?
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75. I don't have coverage
for tornados.
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76. So call it a hurricane.
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77. I did.
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78. Flood?
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79. I tried that.
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80. Locusts?
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81. You're not helping.
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82. Listen, come on.
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83. As long as it takes you
to rebuild your place,
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84. you always got a home
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85. right here with me.
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86. Thank you. Thank you.
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87. Well, I don't want
to be a freeloader.
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88. I-I'll pay you rent.
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89. Great.
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90. My house just blew away,
you're supposed to say no!
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91. Well, you offered.
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92. Georgie, Mandy.
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93. Breakfast's ready.
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94. Dad, there's
other people in this house.
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95. I just got in here.
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96. I saw you bring in a newspaper.
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97. It's not a library.
Wrap it up.
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98. Good morning.
Eggs are on the table.
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99. Here's some toast.
Bacon's coming up.
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100. Wow, look at you being Mom.
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101. Say that again,
and you can make your own lunch.
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102. You're touchy like Mom, too.
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103. Missy, I said I'm coming!
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104. It's Mandy.
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105. Be right out.
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106. That smells good.
Help yourself.
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107. You know, you're gonna make
a really good mom one day.
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108. Thank you.
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109. How's that different
from what I said?
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110. You said our mom,
she said a mom.
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111. Totally different.
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112. No, it ain't.
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113. Bathroom's free.
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114. You wash your hands?
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115. Yes.
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116. Dad?
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117. What's this?
Your lunch.
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118. We just had a tornado.
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119. I'm not going to work.
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120. Then you're gonna help me
clean the house.
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121. Dang, it's like Mom never left.
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122. Sorry, it's like
a mom never left.
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123. Better. How about you and me
run and get groceries,
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124. baby supplies,
whatever else you need.
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125. Okay, great.
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126. Other than your grandma's
underwear, I have nothing.
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127. You're watching CeeCee today.
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128. Well, who put you in charge?
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129. Okay, just asking.
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130. Jeff, look what I found
in the garden.
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131. My goodness,
that's a lot of money.
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132. $1,230.
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133. It must've blown over
from Connie's house.
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134. You don't know that.
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135. Robin.
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136. We have to return it.
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137. Why?
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138. What do you mean why?
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139. It's the Christian thing to do.
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140. You said yourself
she was running
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141. an illegal gambling establishment.
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142. That's true.
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143. You really think it was
a coincidence that her house
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144. was the only one on the
street to get torn up?
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145. Could be.
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146. Or could be a sign.
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147. Look at the bill,
who does it say to trust?
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148. I see it.
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149. I brought you
a wiener schnitzel.
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150. Thank you.
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151. I tried it. It's yucky.
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152. Shelly, sit down.
Why?
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153. Just sit.
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154. I don't know
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155. how else to say this
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156. other than just to say it.
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157. We have to go home.
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158. No, who did Germany invade now?
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159. No, nothing like that.
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160. Um...
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161. there was a tornado back home.
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162. Everybody's okay,
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163. but your meemaw's house
was destroyed.
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164. But everyone's okay,
that's confirmed?
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165. Thank God, yes.
You're thanking the deity
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166. who sent the tornado?
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167. I'm not in the mood for this.
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168. We have to go.
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169. Why?
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170. Honey, your meemaw
lost her house.
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171. I'm sure she has insurance.
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172. That is not the point.
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173. Well, what is the point?
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174. What would we do
once we get there?
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175. I don't know.
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176. Be there,
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177. provide solace,
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178. lend a hand.
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179. Me? Lend a hand? You're funny.
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180. Too bad. We are going.
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181. Class is starting tomorrow.
I'm not going anywhere.
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182. Sheldon, do not argue with me.
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183. You are going home.
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184. Mom, the people of Germany
are obsessed
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185. with rules and devoid of humor.
I am home.
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186. You know something?
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187. I think that tornado
had a silver lining.
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188. And what would that be?
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189. It just blew you right in
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190. to where you're supposed to be.
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191. You mean it destroyed my house
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192. so you could have sex
in the middle of the day?
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193. No.
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194. Well, yeah.
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195. Making love and living together.
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196. Well, I don't want
to live together.
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197. This is temporary.
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198. Pretty tough talk for a woman
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199. who didn't have
tornado insurance.
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200. No, come on!
I was joking.
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201. Do you think
I'm stupid just because
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202. I didn't have tornado insurance?
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203. We are in Texas.
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204. I live here now.
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205. All right, Georgie and Mandy
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206. are in Sheldon's room.
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207. I'm in my room. Meemaw,
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208. you'll be in Mom and Dad's.
Dad, you get the garage.
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209. Why do I get the garage?
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210. Would you rather put the baby
or the old lady out there?
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211. Hey.
I'm helping you.
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212. What's wrong with the couch?
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213. Like you'd fit on the couch. Hey.
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214. Actually, maybe Meemaw
can take Sheldon's room,
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215. and Mandy and I can take
Mom and Dad's room
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216. with the bigger bed.
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217. Really? You want
to sleep on the mattress
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218. you were conceived on?
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219. Ew.
Ew.
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220. Wait, you've had the same
mattress for 18 years?
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221. There's nothing wrong with it.
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222. It's a Sealy.
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223. We'll be fine in Sheldon's room.
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224. Okay, I'll take the garage.
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225. Hey, you get to sleep
on the mattress
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226. CeeCee was conceived on.
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227. Shut up.
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228. Whoa.
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229. What's this?
She's a beauty?
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230. How big is that thing?
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231. 27 inches.
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232. Don't you think
this is a decision
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233. I should've been a part of?
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234. How about this? You can
decide what we watch first.
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235. I'm not sure
I'm comfortable with this.
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236. Well, then I'll decide.
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237. A spider that lives on his hand.
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238. Walker, Texas Ranger.
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239. Tell me that's not
a sign from God.
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240. Geez Louise!
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241. It's like we're
in a movie theater.
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242. If you're still uncomfortable,
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243. I can return it.
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244. I-I guess it's okay.
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245. I'll make popcorn.
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246. Why are you testing me?
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247. I need to change
our return flights.
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248. As soon as possible.
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249. What are you doing?
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250. Tonight would be great.
How much?
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251. Sheldon Lee Cooper!
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252. I told you I'm not going home.
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253. I am your mother.
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254. What I say goes.
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255. What are you doing?
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256. Passive resistance.
Good luck lifting my limp body.
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257. Your grandmother lost her home.
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258. And I feel terrible, but
I can't change what happened.
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259. You could be there
for your meemaw.
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260. Does she even want us there?
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261. Of course she does.
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262. Let's ask her.
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263. There's too many people
here already.
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264. You'd just be in the way.
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265. No need to thank me.
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266. We could be back by tomorrow.
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267. Are you deaf? I said don't come.
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268. We will
get through this together.
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269. God will provide.
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270. What's wrong with you?
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271. Nothing.
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272. Put Sheldon on the phone.
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273. No.
Let me talk to her.
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274. Love you, bye.
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275. Hi. Is your meemaw home?
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276. She took the baby for a walk.
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277. Is she gonna be gone long?
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278. Do you want to wait?
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279. I just made a pot of coffee.
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280. You like coffee?
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281. I'm about to find out.
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282. Come on in, I don't want to
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283. air condition
the whole neighborhood.
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284. Well, sure. Thank you.
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285. How'd your meemaw
seem this morning?
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286. Cranky.
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287. Well, she's always cranky.
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288. Can you be more specific?
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289. You may need more flowers.
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290. Right. Well, it's been
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291. pretty traumatic around here.
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292. Try some
cream and sugar in there.
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293. Nah.
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294. Black's good.
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295. So, what'd you do that
pissed her off?
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296. Well, I'm not gonna talk to you
about none of this.
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297. 'Kay.
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298. What makes you think
it was my fault?
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299. The flowers,
your hang-dog face...
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300. This is my regular face.
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301. 'Kay.
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302. What goes on
between me and your grandma
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303. is none of your business.
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304. 'Kay.
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305. She totally overreacted.
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306. Maybe a little.
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307. There we go.
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308. Wow, this place is hopping.
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309. Half the town's
still got no power.
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310. Check this out.
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311. Damn.
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312. I know.
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313. What is it about a tornado
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314. that makes people
want to gamble?
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315. Don't know.
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316. Guess they're happy to be alive,
scared they're gonna die.
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317. If we had an earthquake,
I bet we could retire.
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318. Here's to hoping.
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319. Where's CeeCee?
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320. She's with Connie.
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321. Cool.
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322. Hey, your mom stopped by
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323. the video store earlier.
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324. What'd she want?
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325. She was just being nice.
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326. Georgie, grow up.
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327. No, I'm serious.
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328. She heard about Meemaw's house
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329. and offered us a place to live.
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330. There it is.
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331. The-the niceness?
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332. She's plotting and scheming
to control my life.
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333. All I heard is
they got two bathrooms.
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334. Doesn't matter, I am never
living under their roof.
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335. You realize even if business
stays like this,
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336. we're at least two years away
from getting our own place.
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337. Georgie, I am not
living with my parents.
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338. Okay, what if... No.
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339. You don't even know
what I was going to say.
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340. You wanted to
live there by yourself.
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341. How do you do that?
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342. You made fun of her for not
having the right insurance?
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343. It was a joke.
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344. The only thing
I got wrong was the timing.
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345. If I said it
two or three years later,
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346. everybody's laughing
their ass off.
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347. Hey, look who's here.
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348. Shh, she's sleeping.
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349. Sorry.
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350. What're you doing here?
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351. He came to apologize.
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352. Nobody's talking to you.
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353. Cranky, cranky.
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354. Don't you have
some place better to be?
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355. Actually, I'm about to go
run around the block.
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356. I am buzzing.
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357. Hi.
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358. I brought you flowers.
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359. Thank you.
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360. I was stupid.
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361. No, I was stupid.
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362. This feels like a trap.
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363. I was embarrassed about
the insurance thing,
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364. 'cause I didn't think
anything like this
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365. was gonna ever happen to me,
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366. and...
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367. now I've lost everything.
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368. Worse, I've lost
living with Mandy
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369. and my little
great-granddaughter,
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370. and...
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371. I liked that.
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372. Yeah, I get it.
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373. But look on the bright side,
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374. you're running a successful
criminal enterprise.
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375. Before you know it,
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376. you're gonna have
enough money to rebuild.
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377. Assuming you stay out of jail.
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378. Two years from now,
that's gonna be so funny.
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379. Hey, Jeff.
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380. George.
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381. Ooh, what do you got there?
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382. New TV?
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383. Yeah.
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384. Ooh. Trinitron.
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385. That's pricey.
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386. There was a sale.
Where?
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387. I don't know, my wife bought it.
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388. Probably with coupons.
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389. You lucky duck.
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390. Yeah.
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391. He doth provide.
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392. I guess so.
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393. How big is it?
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394. I don't really know.
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395. Well...
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396. it says 27 inches on the box.
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397. 27.
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398. Hey, Dad. Pastor Jeff.
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399. Excuse me.
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400. Um...
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401. Herr Dr. Pepper?
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402. Nein.
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403. Um, sweet tea?
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404. Um...
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405. Susser tea?
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406. Nein.
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407. Bier?
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408. Sure.
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409. Danke.
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410. Bítte.
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411. Grande.
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412. I'm from America.
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413. No kidding.
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414. It's good.
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415. Who's hungry for spaghetti?
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416. Didn't realize your boyfriend
was staying for dinner.
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417. Is that a problem?
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418. No, just...
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419. would've been nice
if someone told me.
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420. I'm sorry.
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421. All right, grace.
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422. We're still doing that?
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423. We survived a tornado.
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424. Thank you, Lord, for the food
we are about to receive,
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425. and bless the hands
that prepared it,
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426. which are mine.
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427. I got it.
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428. Amen.
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429. Amen.
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430. Missy, I'm really impressed
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431. how you stepped up.
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432. Thanks, it's easier now that
I've discovered coffee.
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433. There's vegetables
in the spaghetti.
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434. Since when do we eat vegetables?
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435. We got one bathroom.
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436. Got to keep things moving.
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437. That's very important.
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438. Who's knocking at suppertime?
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439. This is your TV now.
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440. I can't have this
on my conscience.
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441. I don't want to go to hell.
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442. You'll need this.
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443. Sweet.
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444. Georgie!
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445. So, you're
from Texas?
Ja.
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446. Where is your cowboy hat?
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447. I don't have one.
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448. Boots?
No.
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449. Horse?
No.
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450. Gun?
No.
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451. Are you sure you're from Texas?
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452. Well, I do think
I'm better than everyone else.
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453. That's mighty Texan.
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454. Hey, honey.
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455. Mother.
I love this country.
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456. Mwah!
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457. I don't know what could have
gotten into her.
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458. Probably jet lag.
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459. 27 inches.
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460. We're living in the future.
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461. Boy, that color's amazing.
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462. Those Japanese fellas
know what they're doing.
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463. Why'd Pastor Jeff
give this to you?
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464. I have no idea.
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465. You didn't ask him?
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466. Didn't care.
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467. Are you staying the night?
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468. 'Cause we're gonna need to
lay a few ground rules.
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469. You know, sympathetic vomiting
has an evolutionary basis.
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470. In the Paleolithic era,
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471. when one member of a tribe
would start vomiting,
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472. it was a signal to the rest
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473. that they'd eaten something
poisonous and...
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474. Scooch.
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475. Like that.
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476. Another fun fact...
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