1. Here we go!Copy !req
2. - Here we go, brother.
You ready?Copy !req
3. - Oh, I have not
eaten since Tuesday.Copy !req
4. Ooh, are these your famous
Whoa Mama cakes?Copy !req
5. - Good enough to make
your mama say "whoa"Copy !req
6. because
you slapped your uncle.Copy !req
7. Mm.Copy !req
8. - Mm!
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
9. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm,
mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
10. - Mm.Copy !req
11. You know, I'm kinda surprised
we're doing this.Copy !req
12. I mean, the election's
a couple days awayCopy !req
13. and I know you got
your hands fullCopy !req
14. with the Dr. Julien situation.Copy !req
15. - Yeah, but Randall, this
is the best time to do this.Copy !req
16. You want to have a cheat day
when the pressure is high,Copy !req
17. so you could blow off steam,Copy !req
18. otherwise you're just
gonna blow.Copy !req
19. You know, this reminds me
of that time in HawaiiCopy !req
20. when my grandmother
put my mom in chargeCopy !req
21. of running her business.Copy !req
22. My mom was overseeing
a huge live eventCopy !req
23. that my dad was a part of,Copy !req
24. and it put him
in a high-pressure situation.Copy !req
25. Tony! Tony! Tony!Copy !req
26. Dad!Copy !req
27. - Wait, how did we get here?
- Sorry.Copy !req
28. Let's go back a few days.Copy !req
29. Mean Gene Okerlund hereCopy !req
30. for Polynesian Pacific
Pro Wrestling.Copy !req
31. The Backyard Brawl-B-Q
is only days away.Copy !req
32. Aloha Stadium is sold out,Copy !req
33. and as we've seen
over the past few weeks,Copy !req
34. this island is too smallCopy !req
35. to contain these behemoths
of wrestling.Copy !req
36. Tensions boiled over
at the airport...Copy !req
37. - My luggage!
- All tighty whities.Copy !req
38. The radio station...Copy !req
39. - Rocky does the work,
Tony gets the credit.Copy !req
40. The parking lot...Copy !req
41. Too slow, Andre!Copy !req
42. - You make big mistake,
Little John Studd!Copy !req
43. I'll get you, Andre!Copy !req
44. The beaches weren't safe...Copy !req
45. I hate light rock!Copy !req
46. Death to FM radio!Copy !req
47. And it was only of timeCopy !req
48. before a wrestler
took things too far.Copy !req
49. Hey Jake, where's your snake?Copy !req
50. At home, resting.Copy !req
51. Oh, she's resting!Copy !req
52. Resting in pieces!Copy !req
53. - Desdemona! No!Copy !req
54. Not since Mauna Loa eruptedCopy !req
55. has an event so epic
occurred on Hawaiian soil.Copy !req
56. Everything's coming together!Copy !req
57. All my storylines are peaking
for the Brawl-B-Q!Copy !req
58. Is the snake gonna be okay?Copy !req
59. - Oh honey,
it wasn't a real snake.Copy !req
60. It was just ground beefCopy !req
61. formed into a tube
with some food coloring.Copy !req
62. - Hey, who brought
guava juice in here?Copy !req
63. - Ugh.
Dad, it's just liquid fruit.Copy !req
64. - It's two days before a match.
No sugar in the house.Copy !req
65. - Uh!
- Dad!Copy !req
66. You know, my dad was
always strict with his diet.Copy !req
67. - Especially before a big match.
- Mm.Copy !req
68. - He had trouble
with impulse control,Copy !req
69. so he banned all unhealthy food
from our house.Copy !req
70. Babe, you okay?Copy !req
71. Are you still upset
about your call with Vince?Copy !req
72. - You mean when
he told me I was destinedCopy !req
73. to be tag team partners
with TonyCopy !req
74. for the rest of my life?Copy !req
75. No!Copy !req
76. Why would that upset me?Copy !req
77. Meanwhile,Copy !req
78. I was dealing with
a new dynamic at school.Copy !req
79. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
80. I'd gotten
friendzoned by Debbie Rose,Copy !req
81. but that wound up having
some unexpected benefits.Copy !req
82. - Hey Dewey.
Sarah likes you.Copy !req
83. - I thought Sarah was
with Julien.Copy !req
84. No, they're done.Copy !req
85. She heard you
respected Debbie RoseCopy !req
86. and she wants
to be respected too.Copy !req
87. So do you like her?Copy !req
88. Before you answer,Copy !req
89. you should know,
I like you too.Copy !req
90. My name's Cam.Copy !req
91. Don't tell Sarah.Copy !req
92. Cam and Sarah are so rude,Copy !req
93. putting you on the spot
like that.Copy !req
94. I'm here if you need to talk.
I'm Bethany.Copy !req
95. Like the city of Albany,
but Beth.Copy !req
96. - If Bethany was just
trash-talking Cam and Sarah,Copy !req
97. don't listen.Copy !req
98. She's saying that
just because she likes you.Copy !req
99. - Wait.
Bethany likes me now, too?Copy !req
100. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
101. Cam loves you,
Sarah's kinda into you,Copy !req
102. Bethany likes you,
and Emily wants you.Copy !req
103. Who's Emily?Copy !req
104. Me.Copy !req
105. Try that on.
Walk around.Copy !req
106. See how you feel.Copy !req
107. And just so you know,
I'm very jealous.Copy !req
108. Hands off Sarah!Copy !req
109. We're going though
something right now,Copy !req
110. but she loves me
and we're working it out.Copy !req
111. - Ugh, Julien.
- The literal worst.Copy !req
112. - The prosecution
in the Lia Maivia trialCopy !req
113. is expected to close tomorrowCopy !req
114. with their star witness,
Greg Yao,Copy !req
115. who's currently
under FBI protection.Copy !req
116. Hmph.Copy !req
117. Could his testimonyCopy !req
118. prove to be the nail
in the coffin for Lia Maivia?Copy !req
119. When was that picture taken?Copy !req
120. My white lawyer staged it.Copy !req
121. I don't know who the baby is.
I didn't ask.Copy !req
122. - What on Earth?
- Huh?Copy !req
123. What do you want, Yao?Copy !req
124. You like my mirror?Copy !req
125. Kristen left it in my car!Copy !req
126. I just wanted
to with you a good nightCopy !req
127. before I send you
to the electric chair tomorrow!Copy !req
128. Mr. Yao,Copy !req
129. you're not supposed to be
fraternizing with Lia Maivia.Copy !req
130. - FBI!Copy !req
131. They're putting me up
in a hotel tonightCopy !req
132. where I'll dream of all the
wrestlers I'll steal from you.Copy !req
133. The Samoans,
Macho Man, the Big French!Copy !req
134. They'll all work for me!Copy !req
135. - Don't let
that idiot get to you.Copy !req
136. We put a plan in motion,
and it's going to work.Copy !req
137. - Yes, Bob said
everything is taken care of.Copy !req
138. - I hope this works, High Chief.
- Me too, Dad.Copy !req
139. Tony! Tony! Tony!Copy !req
140. - What's going on?
Where's he going?Copy !req
141. - Is Rocky abandoning
his partner mid-match?Copy !req
142. - I think he's lost his head,
Pat.Copy !req
143. - Wait, wait, wait.
You jumped ahead again.Copy !req
144. Apologies.Copy !req
145. It's hard for me to focus when
Unagi prepared in the styleCopy !req
146. of the Kansai region
is in front of me.Copy !req
147. - See, I'm a tamago man.
Sweet egg all day.Copy !req
148. - Ah.Copy !req
149. - So Rocky left Tony
during the cage match?Copy !req
150. - Well, let me give you
a little context there.Copy !req
151. The big match was
still days awayCopy !req
152. and my mom took the family
out to dinner.Copy !req
153. I called all the guys today,Copy !req
154. made sure they knew their
storylines for the Brawl-B-Q.Copy !req
155. - Babe, you're gonna
put on an event for the ages!Copy !req
156. - Hey!
- Oh, what's Tony doing here?Copy !req
157. - Soul Patrol has a
huge storyline tomorrow night.Copy !req
158. I need you both to be focused
and on the same page.Copy !req
159. - Apparently I'll be
working with himCopy !req
160. for the rest of my career,
so why not add in another meal?Copy !req
161. - Tony!
- Hey, brother. Hey, Ata.Copy !req
162. Hi, Tony!Copy !req
163. - Dewey!
What's shakin', little man?Copy !req
164. - A lot, actually.
Four girls like me.Copy !req
165. - Four?Copy !req
166. - This damn kid's
swimmin' in—Copy !req
167. - Uh.
- Uh.Copy !req
168. Hands to hold.Copy !req
169. - Listen, next time you
with the girls,Copy !req
170. you just take a look
at their feet.Copy !req
171. That'll tell you
everything you need to know.Copy !req
172. Their feet?Copy !req
173. - You set your peepers
on what's in their sneakers.Copy !req
174. - Uh, what's—
what are you two talking about?Copy !req
175. Nothin'.Copy !req
176. - Seems like a good time
to go to the men's room.Copy !req
177. Oh, there it is.Copy !req
178. You eat cake before a match?Copy !req
179. Dad doesn't even
let us have guava juice.Copy !req
180. - You gotta have cake
every now and then, dude.Copy !req
181. It's good for the brain.
Come on, take a fork.Copy !req
182. - When Tony Atlas said,
"You gotta eat cake!"Copy !req
183. At that time, I didn't know
what he meant, but I do now.Copy !req
184. Don't cheat yourself,
treat yourself.Copy !req
185. - Mm, that's a
perfect cheat day mantra.Copy !req
186. If I wasn't busy eating okra,
I'd write that down.Copy !req
187. - Unfortunately, that was not
something my dad understood.Copy !req
188. - Son, what are you doin'?
No cake before a big match.Copy !req
189. - Aw, come on Rock.
He ain't doin' wrestling.Copy !req
190. Let the boy enjoy himself.Copy !req
191. - You want to eat
that piece of cake, Dewey?Copy !req
192. Go ahead.Copy !req
193. Ah-ah!Copy !req
194. But before you do,
let me ask you one question.Copy !req
195. Do you have standards
for yourself?Copy !req
196. Um, yeah?Copy !req
197. - You see us wrestlers,Copy !req
198. what we will do
and what we won't do.Copy !req
199. When your standards start
to slip, you get sloppy.Copy !req
200. And when wrestlers get sloppy,
bad things happen.Copy !req
201. You still want a bite
of that cake?Copy !req
202. - I did not take a bite
of that cake.Copy !req
203. - I mean,
your dad made a good point.Copy !req
204. He did, no doubt,Copy !req
205. and it's important
to live by a code,Copy !req
206. but he put so much pressure
on himselfCopy !req
207. that he didn't need to
and he was bound to blow.Copy !req
208. But we're not there yet.Copy !req
209. Pasta with butter.Copy !req
210. And a diet coke.Copy !req
211. Diet coke?Copy !req
212. The Big French.Copy !req
213. - Are you pregnant?
- No, just have an early night.Copy !req
214. Have to be in court
by 8:00 a.m.Copy !req
215. For Lia's trial?Copy !req
216. - It's not looking good
for her, no?Copy !req
217. - No. It's looking real bad.Copy !req
218. - That's a shame.
I love the wrestling in Hawaii.Copy !req
219. - Well, no one says
you have to stop doing that.Copy !req
220. In a few days,Copy !req
221. I'm going to be the
only promotion on this island,Copy !req
222. and I'm gonna treat you
like a king.Copy !req
223. - You want to talk business?
- Yes.Copy !req
224. - Okay, boss.
We talk business.Copy !req
225. But I only do it
over a real drink, eh?Copy !req
226. - Well, let's have
a real drink then!Copy !req
227. I'll have
whatever you're having.Copy !req
228. 40 whiskeys, please.Copy !req
229. From the bottle
shaped like brown butterflies.Copy !req
230. - Small pours, please.Copy !req
231. - Your witness
is a half hour late.Copy !req
232. Five more minutes and I—Copy !req
233. - I'm here!Copy !req
234. If it pleases the court,
I'm here!Copy !req
235. - Sir!
Are you not wearing pants?Copy !req
236. - Uh, that is correct,
Your Honor.Copy !req
237. These are bike shorts.Copy !req
238. That's, uh, butt lettering.Copy !req
239. I think they're on backwards.Copy !req
240. Listen, make this quick, okay?Copy !req
241. Don't ask me
any hard questions,Copy !req
242. I'm still very drunk.Copy !req
243. Greg, what are you doing?Copy !req
244. - Oh, uh, sorry.
My mistake.Copy !req
245. Wrong white lawyer.Copy !req
246. Mr. Yao,Copy !req
247. we've seen the FBI tape
of a woman threatening you.Copy !req
248. Is that woman
in this courtroom?Copy !req
249. - Bang-bang.
It's that lady right there.Copy !req
250. No further questions.Copy !req
251. Mr. Yao...Copy !req
252. What did you do last night,
sir?Copy !req
253. - Objection.
Relevance.Copy !req
254. Your Honor,Copy !req
255. the question speaks
to credibility and character.Copy !req
256. Overruled.Copy !req
257. What did you do last night?Copy !req
258. Do it!Copy !req
259. I am the king
of Hawaiian Wrestling!Copy !req
260. I said, do—Copy !req
261. What time is it?Copy !req
262. I don't recall.Copy !req
263. - So you were
black out already?Copy !req
264. - Objection.Copy !req
265. Withdrawn.Copy !req
266. Great hire.Copy !req
267. - Your Honor,
at this time the defenseCopy !req
268. would like toCopy !req
269. Mr. Yao's credit card receipts
from last night.Copy !req
270. At 3:35 a.m.,Copy !req
271. did you visit a Denim Jack's
Tattoos & Piercings?Copy !req
272. - No.
- No?Copy !req
273. So that's not a fresh tattoo
on your bicep?Copy !req
274. Oh, whoa.Copy !req
275. - Could you to read that
for the court, sir?Copy !req
276. It says, "I love drugs"?Copy !req
277. But it's not finished yet.Copy !req
278. It will say,
"I love drug stores."Copy !req
279. - Do you really expect this
jury to believe that, Mr. Yao?Copy !req
280. No habla ingles.Copy !req
281. Excuse me?Copy !req
282. Por favor...Copy !req
283. no habla ingles.Copy !req
284. Uno, diez...Copy !req
285. lo siento.Copy !req
286. - 'Not guilty' was
the verdictCopy !req
287. in the Lia Miavia trial today,Copy !req
288. after prosecution's
star witness, Greg Yao,Copy !req
289. forgot how to speak English
on the witness stand.Copy !req
290. I love the jury.Copy !req
291. I am a lady innocent
and they saw that.Copy !req
292. Oh, and FBI!Copy !req
293. Kill yourselves.Copy !req
294. - My mom and grandmother
knew that, like my father,Copy !req
295. a lot of guys in the business
had impulse control issues,Copy !req
296. and Greg Yao was no exception,Copy !req
297. so they knew if they sent
Andre to run into him,Copy !req
298. he'd do anything
to land the big man...Copy !req
299. - That's right.
Bend the knee.Copy !req
300. - We'll find something on her.
She'll go down.Copy !req
301. - 50,000 fans
in sold-out Aloha StadiumCopy !req
302. are fired up, Pat!Copy !req
303. - Weeks of bad blood,
dead snakes,Copy !req
304. and ruined lives have
all lead up to this,Copy !req
305. the Backyard Brawl-B-Q!Copy !req
306. - Hello everyone!Copy !req
307. It's good to be back,Copy !req
308. but I wouldn't be here without
the help of my daughter, Ata.Copy !req
309. She's done such an amazing jobCopy !req
310. in my unfortunate
and stupid absence!Copy !req
311. And also a very special,
giant-sized thank you to Andre.Copy !req
312. I hope
you're not too hung over.Copy !req
313. - I had four omelets
before bed,Copy !req
314. and I'm fresh as a daisy.Copy !req
315. To Lia.Copy !req
316. Before I got here tonight,Copy !req
317. I got a call
from Vince McMahon,Copy !req
318. and I'm sure a lot
of you got a call, too.Copy !req
319. He's putting on an eventCopy !req
320. that's going
to take our businessCopy !req
321. to even greater heights!Copy !req
322. - Okay boys, stay safe,
and let's tear the house down!Copy !req
323. Hey Andre.Copy !req
324. What was Lia talking about?
Did you get a phone call?Copy !req
325. This morning, boss.Copy !req
326. Vince is putting on a big match
on pay-per-view.Copy !req
327. He's calling it...Copy !req
328. - WrestleMania.
- Whoa.Copy !req
329. - It would
change the sport forever.Copy !req
330. - How'd Rocky handle
not being selected?Copy !req
331. Not well.Copy !req
332. Not well at all.Copy !req
333. - We've got a full card
tonight, Pat,Copy !req
334. With grudges to settleCopy !req
335. and a lot of violent promises
to keep.Copy !req
336. - I wish I didn't have
to blink,Copy !req
337. 'cause I don't want
to miss a second!Copy !req
338. - This capacity crowd
none too happyCopy !req
339. to see the two gentlemen
come into the ring right now.Copy !req
340. Iron Sheik and Nikolai VolkoffCopy !req
341. looking unstoppable today,
Gene!Copy !req
342. - Let's go!Copy !req
343. Whoo!Copy !req
344. - Oh, my God!
It's been 14 days, Pat!Copy !req
345. Those underwear are used!Copy !req
346. - I've never seen a pair
of undies that gigantic, Gene!Copy !req
347. Yeah!Copy !req
348. - Well, it looks like
Andre wins this one by defaultCopy !req
349. since we saw him
toss Big John's Studd's truckCopy !req
350. off a cliff!Copy !req
351. - I'm coming for you, Andre!
You're mine!Copy !req
352. - Steamboat's
letting Savage knowCopy !req
353. that's what happensCopy !req
354. when you mess with
another man's radio, Gene!Copy !req
355. - What's Jake
got in that bag, Pat?Copy !req
356. His snake Desdemona's
been chopped up and cooked!Copy !req
357. Desdemona may be dead,Copy !req
358. but her spawn is here
to avenge her!Copy !req
359. I give you... Damien!Copy !req
360. I knew Damien would get over.Copy !req
361. - Welcome to the show,
little man!Copy !req
362. - Whoa, whoa, whoa,
- Hang on.Copy !req
363. - Oh, here we go, Pat!
- Whoa!Copy !req
364. There it comes!Copy !req
365. The cage!Copy !req
366. When this cage
comes all the way downCopy !req
367. and the match begins,Copy !req
368. there's nothing more exciting
in professional wrestling!Copy !req
369. It's time.Copy !req
370. - It's time
for the main event!Copy !req
371. Rowdy Roddy Piper
and George "The Animal" SteeleCopy !req
372. led to the ring
by their manager,Copy !req
373. Classy Freddie Blassie...Copy !req
374. And here come their opponents,
the Soul Patrol,Copy !req
375. Rocky Johnson and Tony Atlas.Copy !req
376. Go, Dad!Copy !req
377. - That cage looks formidable,
Gene.Copy !req
378. And the only way to winCopy !req
379. is for both members
to escape the cage!Copy !req
380. Only two ways out.Copy !req
381. Through the door
or over the top!Copy !req
382. And speaking of over the top,
that's how tensions have beenCopy !req
383. between Rocky Johnson
and Tony Atlas.Copy !req
384. - Everyone is wondering
if these twoCopy !req
385. can put their infighting aside
and get a win tonight!Copy !req
386. - Oh, that accidental elbow
from Tony AtlasCopy !req
387. has opened up a cut
on Rocky's forehead!Copy !req
388. He's bleeding badly.Copy !req
389. - This is what Dad was
worried about.Copy !req
390. Tony got sloppy.Copy !req
391. Well, Rocky's back in it,Copy !req
392. and he's putting the fist
to Rowdy Roddie Piper.Copy !req
393. What a masterful workCopy !req
394. by the Soul Patrol
in this cage match!Copy !req
395. - Rocky the first man
to exit the ring!Copy !req
396. - This match may be over,
Gene—Copy !req
397. but no!Copy !req
398. Piper and Steele have
got Tony Atlas!Copy !req
399. They're throwing him
into the mat!Copy !req
400. - Oh, my God.
We're finally here.Copy !req
401. - We're back where we started!
- Yes, we are.Copy !req
402. - Freddie Blassie
has chained the door shut!Copy !req
403. Rocky has gotta find a way
to save his partner!Copy !req
404. Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!Copy !req
405. Dad!Copy !req
406. Tony! Tony!
Tony! Tony! Tony!Copy !req
407. - What's going on?
Where's he going?Copy !req
408. - Is Rocky abandoning
his partner mid-match?Copy !req
409. - I think he's lost his head,
Pat.Copy !req
410. Where is Rocky going?Copy !req
411. Mom, can you believe this?Copy !req
412. He's coming back!Copy !req
413. - He's coming back!
- Rocky's back!Copy !req
414. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
415. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
416. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
417. - Rocky and Tony heading
for the door!Copy !req
418. - But look! Steele and Piper
are climbing the cage!Copy !req
419. - The first team
out of the cage wins!Copy !req
420. What a match, Gene!Copy !req
421. Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
422. And the Soul Patrol does it!Copy !req
423. The Soul Patrol wins!Copy !req
424. I am so proud of you!Copy !req
425. Listen to them!
They love it!Copy !req
426. I knew they would!Copy !req
427. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
428. Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky!Copy !req
429. So did Tony get sloppy?Copy !req
430. Did he really cut Rocky
by accident?Copy !req
431. Oh, no.Copy !req
432. It's called "getting color"
in our business.Copy !req
433. You just a take razor bladeCopy !req
434. and little nick
in the right spot.Copy !req
435. My dad didn't do it that often,Copy !req
436. but my mom had
set up the tension so wellCopy !req
437. between my dad and TonyCopy !req
438. that they both agreed
it would help get him over.Copy !req
439. - Mm. Rocky must've felt like
he was on top of the world.Copy !req
440. He did.Copy !req
441. But the problem
with adulation isCopy !req
442. it makes you want more.Copy !req
443. And the love of the crowdCopy !req
444. is one of the most
addictive things there is.Copy !req
445. - Aside from this
Turnbuckle Fudge,Copy !req
446. page 97 of your cookbook,Copy !req
447. right after
The People's Steamed Cod.Copy !req
448. Oh, you want some cod?Copy !req
449. - Um—
- Yeah!Copy !req
450. Hey, Frankie!
Let's steam up some cod!Copy !req
451. I feel sick.Copy !req
452. - Remember what I said
about my dad's issuesCopy !req
453. with impulse control?Copy !req
454. - So then Rocky, bruddah,
that was one hell of a match.Copy !req
455. - Thanks, man.Copy !req
456. - God, it felt good hearing
the crowd chant my name.Copy !req
457. Hey, that promoter you work for
in Saudi ArabiaCopy !req
458. is a fan of mine?Copy !req
459. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
460. Give me his number.Copy !req
461. - What about your contract
with Vince?Copy !req
462. What about it?Copy !req